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[dramatic music]

Lying little weasels, the lot of ya!

They're just absolute scumbags.

This is Cheat. The only quiz show where you can cheat your way to a fortune.

-Strawberries. -Nando's.

-Las Vegas? -[buzzer]

[alarm rings]

-[shouting] -You absolute wrong'uns.

Three rounds of questions.

A jackpot of over £50,000.

Guys, you are killing me!

[whooping]

[host] And one unique twist.

If you don't know the answer...

[woman] Which cheese is in tiramisu?

[host] ...just hit your secret Cheat button, and all will be revealed.

Mascarpone.

-[host] You better have a good poker face. -It's Hamilton.

[host] Your opponents can accuse you of cheating after every question.

I can't take it!

It's the ultimate battle of brains, blagging, and bare-faced lying,

and only the last player standing will take home the cash.

-It all comes down to one epic... -[buzzer]

-"Cheat" is the cry! -...head-to-head...

-The C-bomb has been dropped! -[audience] Ooh!

...sudden death test of nerve!

Did they cheat?

The most ruthless final in the history of the game show.

[woman] Oh my God!

Drama!

This is a hell of a game.

Let's Cheat!

[applause, cheering]

For the very first time, welcome to Cheat,

the brand-new quiz where you're literally welcome to cheat.

But before we meet the players,

let me introduce the Queen of Cheat who'll be asking all the questions.

She's my favorite treacle in the world,

it's Ellie Taylor.

[applause]

Danny, you say that to all the treacles, I bet.

Ellie, are you ready to meet some of the dirtiest quizzers in history?

Bring it on, baby.

Right, Devan, Jess, Yasmina, Mark,

welcome to Cheat.

[applause, cheering]

Mark!

-[mimics Danny] All right, mate? -Oh dear! Oh dear!

[normal voice] Hi!

-[laughter] -That's better!

-[Ellie] There we go! -Hey!

You're an NHS project manager.

You've also got a degree in international relations.

Speak other languages and all that, can you?

Yeah, so I did two summers studying in South Korea.

Oh well!

But it's been a while, so I'm a bit rusty.

Well, for our international audience,

and there will be, you know, Netflix, can you say "cheat" in Korean?

[hesitates]

Annyeonghaseyo. Sog-ida!

Sog-ida!

[Ellie] I love that!

Yasmina!

Hello. How are you?

You're a fashion designer?

I am, yeah.

Do you think this lot will be able to spot you cheating?

Uh, probably.

-Oh. -I don't have a poker face, so maybe.

Well, you've definitely come on the wrong show, so great! Great work!

Jess!

All right, sweetheart?

-Oh! -[audience] Oh!

So, you're an English teacher from London.

Any good at blagging?

Um, I'm an educated waffler for a living. That's what I get paid to do.

I'd like to think I'll be able to cheat my way through if I need to.

So, you lie to children?

In an educated way, yes. [laughs]

-[Danny] Devan. -How's it going, Danny?

-Yeah, look at him! -Good to see you, Ellie.

-Look at him! -Look how buff he is!

-Look at the geezer! -Oh, you're too nice!

Devan, are you quite brainy?

Uh, I work as a cosmetic dentist.

Well, fingers crossed there's a whole round on molars later.

-Fantastic! Right up my street. -[Ellie] You're a shoo-in.

Perfect. Perfect.

Right. Good luck, everyone.

-Thank you. -May the biggest brain win.

Or the slipperiest sog-ida!

[laughter]

[applause]

[Danny] So,

it's time to play our first money builder round.

Ellie, tell us more.

[Ellie] Each player will face four questions,

which will appear on the screens in front of them.

If they don't know the answer,

they just need to give their secret cheat button a little tap,

and the correct answer will be revealed.

Correct answers add £1,000 to the group jackpot.

Any wrong answers will lose them a grand.

So if they don't know the answer, it's best to cheat.

But they need to do it wisely, as the other players can hit their buzzers

to accuse them of cheating after every question.

Spotting cheats correctly is hugely important,

as the most accurate cheat hunter goes straight through to the next round

and gets to eliminate the player of their choice.

Let's get cheating, shall we?

Right. Fingers on buttons.

Let's Cheat!

[applause, cheering]

Devan, you're going first, and all eyes are on you.

In fact, they can't miss ya!

Because look at the size of that nut on that screen!

[laughter]

-Cor, look at those teeth! -It's a... Yeah!

[Ellie] I need my sunglasses. Crikey!

-Over to you, Ellie. -Devan...

[Ellie reading question]

Gavin and Stacey.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

Is he "Gavin" us on?

[laughter]

No accusations.

Very trusting. Love it.

Okay. Next question, Ellie.

Jess.

[Ellie reading question]

Orange.

[chimes]

-Correct. -Any accusations?

-[buzzer] -[Danny] Is it a juicy lie? Mark's in!

And Devan! Ooh, okay.

Interesting.

Mark, what was it?

I'm just not sure how much Jess loves oranges.

-[Danny] Really? -[laughter]

There's something about it. I'm like, "That's pretty specific orange knowledge."

I think that's absolutely ludicrous, Mark!

[Danny] Okay, we got two grand in the pot.

It's the first accusation. Gotta get these right.

Only the best cheat hunter is guaranteed a place in the next round.

Next question, Ellie.

Yasmina.

[Ellie reading question]

John Lewis.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzer] -Oh! Devan's come in!

I don't think you've been in John Lewis that much.

-I've just got a... I don't know, maybe. -Is it because I'm a fashion designer?

-Because people think I don't, but... -Maybe you design better clothes.

-I don't know. -I don't know.

Has he done his accuracy a favor? We'll find out at the end of the round.

Next question, Ellie.

Mark.

[reading question]

Boxing.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[Danny] Devan's straight in. -No way!

-No way! -Yasmina fancies it as well.

I love boxing, actually.

I believe ya. I reckon you can hold your hands up.

I'm a lot scarier than I look, Danny.

-[Danny] I know. That's what I'm saying. -True!

-Nutting people left, right, and center! -[laughter]

[Danny] Okay, we'll find out at the end of the round

if it was a cheat.

[Ellie] Four questions down, 12 to go.

Devan.

[Ellie reading question]

Poland.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

[Danny] They're all believing you.

Must be that handsome nut.

-[laughter] -[Ellie] Danny, you're obsessed!

Get a room. Crikey!

[Danny] Next question.

Jess.

[reading question]

Uh, UK Drag Race.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

[buzzers]

Oh, it's a full house!

"The cheek, the nerve,

the gall, the audacity, the gumption,"

as is said by Tayce on UK Drag Race.

[laughter]

-Oh wow! -[Ellie] That is amazing.

She got it! I take it back.

After that, you're all in detention.

-Yeah. -[Mark] Oh no.

Six grand in the pot.

Yasmina.

[reading question]

ABBA.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

[buzzers]

Mark?

Yeah, I'd say you're maybe not ABBA's target demographic. A bit too young.

And not gay.

[laughter]

Now, since when needing to be gay was part of the criteria to like ABBA?

The gays own ABBA.

-Hmm. -[laughter]

Right, if that's true, my mum has got some questions to answer!

Mark.

[reading question]

Jason Momoa.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-Very excited about that one, wasn't ya? -Yeah.

I love Game of Thrones.

No one has accused ya.

So, you couldn't possibly be lying, could ya?

Or could he?

Eight grand in the pot. We're loving this!

Devan, all eyes are on you.

Eight questions down, eight to go. Devan.

[reading question]

Instagram.

[dramatic whoosh]

[Danny] Incorrect answer!

I'm afraid it's just lost you £1,000.

[Ellie] It was Twitter.

-That's terrible, isn't it? -It is, really, yeah.

It's put a price on your nut, hasn't it?

You've sort of gone down in my estimations a little bit.

Terrible.

Jess.

[reading question]

Lewis Capaldi.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzer] -[Danny] Oh, Yasmina's come in!

I saw him at the Fringe before he became really big.

I was a huge fan even then.

The knowledge in this woman's nut. It's incredible.

-Or the ability to bullshit quickly. -Ah.

-No. -Next question, Ellie.

Yasmina.

[reading question]

Finding Dory.

-Straight in! -Correct.

They're all buying it.

-Nice... Oh! -[buzzer]

Jess has come in late!

Drama!

-Jess, man. -[Danny] Oh, Jess.

Okay.

Nine grand in the pot.

Mark.

[reading question]

[Mark] Hm.

That's a real tricky one.

I'm gonna say the Bank of America.

[dramatic whoosh]

-[Devan] Ooh. -[audience groans]

So lost a grand out of the pot.

Sorry, guys.

The correct answer is Fort Knox. You have a cheat button, Mark!

-You do know you got a cheat button? -[laughter]

Okay. Ellie?

Final questions now.

Devan.

[reading question]

March.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

No accusations. You like a drop of Guinness?

Oh!

I love Saint Paddy's Day.

My girlfriend's a Scouser,

and in Liverpool, there's loads of Irish people, and...

we love celebrating it.

[Danny] Remember, only the best cheat hunter

is guaranteed a place in the next round.

-Next question, Ellie. -Jess.

[reads question]

So, it's Call of Duty, or CoD.

I don't know if you wanted the words or the abbreviation.

I mean, it's correct. I love how you're giving me extra answers.

-What a little swot! -Devan coming in!

-Do you play Call of Duty? -No. My boyfriend does.

Suck it!

-Whoa! Got me there! -[laughter]

Another grand in the pot.

Yasmina.

[reading question]

Bridgerton.

[chimes]

[Ellie] Correct.

[Danny] Trusting, okay.

Eleven grand in the pot!

Ellie.

Mark, this is your final question.

[reading question]

Yeah, that's Adele.

-[chimes] -Correct.

No accusations.

Well, the questions are done. That is the end of the round!

[cheering]

Wow.

Let's talk readies.

Your pot currently stands at £12,000 because you got 14 correct answers.

But two wrong answers.

That's some decent dough,

but don't go booking your summer holidays just yet.

Because we need to talk about cheating, don't we?

Now, we allow cheats, but we don't pay for them.

So any money earned by naughty answers

is about to do the old Harry Houdini.

Let's see if anyone was telling the truth

as we take away a grand for each cheated answer.

[tense music]

One.

Two.

Three!

Four!

-Five! -What? Stop it!

It's still going!

-What? -Oh my word!

-[Jess] Oh my gosh! -[Danny] Oh no!

[shrieking]

You!

-Nah, they malfunctioned! -Come on, guys!

[applause]

Guys!

I wanna go on holiday!

Don't applaud it!

[laughter]

Nine cheated answers!

Oh dear!

You absolute wrong'uns!

You've just lost nine grand.

Ellie, I'm so sorry that you've had to witness that.

They're just absolute scumbags, all of them!

Right, one of you cheats is like a bad tooth.

-You need to be removed, lively. -[laughter]

And that decision is gonna be made

by the most accurate cheat hunter.

That's the player who spotted the most cheats

whilst making the fewest false accusations.

Give me a name. I want it.

[tense music]

[Danny] Mark!

[applause]

-[Ellie] Nice! -[Danny] Mark!

-My God. -Congratulations, mate.

You're guaranteed a place in the next round,

and you've earned the right

to give someone a straight red.

[Ellie] Now, whoever you pick will return a grand to the group jackpot

for every one of their cheated answers and wrong answers.

So, Mark,

find the cheat,

find the money.

[dramatic music]

[whooping]

Now, me and Ellie are completely in the dark,

so we can't give you any clues.

There were nine cheats in that round,

but who's the biggest cheat,

and who's gonna put the most money back into the jackpot?

Let's start with the lovely Devan.

We know he had one wrong answer, so we know he's worth at least a grand.

Devan plays it pretty cool, but he did answer some suspiciously fast.

So... I don't like going to the dentist.

-Come on. -[Mark] You can never trust a dentist.

-You can never trust a dentist. -I've never heard that phrase.

[Danny] What about Jess? The lovely Jess.

Teachers are generally trustworthy, not like dentists.

-Right, what about Yasmina? -Wow.

When I was watching her on the screen,

I thought she had a really good poker face.

So it was hard to see if she was cheating.

Who's gonna put the most money back into the jackpot? And you need it!

Who are you sending home, and why?

I think I'll have to go with

not trusting the dentist.

-I'm really sorry. -Wow!

-Mark, not Devan! -A guaranteed 1K.

-Yes! -Yeah.

-You've broken little Danny's heart now! -And my heart!

Then there's more attention for me from Danny, so...

-Okay! -[laughter]

I've moved on, so...

-[laughter] -Listen, decision's made.

Bad luck, Devan. That means it's game over.

[audience groans]

Before Devan leaves us, let's see how many times he cheated

as we return £1,000 to the pot for each of his cheated and wrong answers.

[tense music]

[Danny] One.

Two.

Oh... Ooh, three!

Oh, four!

-Busted! -You're welcome, ladies.

[Danny] Every question a wrong'un!

-You got me! -[Mark] Oh my God.

That was good.

[applause]

So that's three cheats and one wrong answer

gone back into the pot,

which means the jackpot is now £7,000.

Oh yes!

[cheering]

[Ellie] Thank you so much for playing, Devan,

but I'm afraid you and your pearly whites have now got to leave.

-[Danny] I'm gonna miss ya. -I'm gonna miss you too.

But it's time to say goodbye. So, ta-ta-ovich.

[applause]

So now we know the rest of you cheated six times during that round.

I just hope your parents ain't watching.

And for everyone except the players,

let's see how they really answered their questions

[Ellie] Mark did find the biggest cheat

because Dev gave three cheated answers and one wrong answer.

I will never trust a dentist again.

I wasn't the only one that was cheating.

So, was it unfair that I went out first? I don't know.

[Ellie] Funny you should say that, Dev,

because Mark also cheated three times and gave one wrong answer.

You're like two peas in a pod.

Yasmina gave two correct answers and cheated twice.

But Jess the teacher was top of the class.

Despite what her opponents thought, she only cheated once

and definitely knows her oranges!

Tangerines, mandarins, clementines, navel oranges,

and my favorite, blood.

[Ellie] Absolutely terrifying, Jess.

[applause, cheering]

So the truth is out,

and we've just revealed all of your dirty little secrets.

One player down, and things are about to get proper lively

as we put some serious cash into the pot.

Tell us about the next round, Ellie.

[Ellie] Each player has four more questions heading their way.

But this time we're raising the stakes.

Each correct answer is now worth £3,000.

But, you guessed it,

it also means each wrong answer will now cost the group three grand.

Once again, if they don't know the answer,

they can press their secret little cheat buttons.

But in this round, there's nowhere to hide,

as we'll find out if an answer was cheated every single time there's an accusation.

And this is the round

where you really want to be crowned the best cheat hunter.

Not only do they get to eliminate a player,

they also go straight through to the head-to-head final

for a chance to win the jackpot.

-Right. Shall we get on with it? -[Ellie] Go on, then.

[Danny] Fingers on buttons.

Let's Cheat.

[applause, cheering]

Jess.

[Ellie reading question]

Is it Banksy?

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

Is she a con artist?

Trusting... Oh, Mark's come in!

[audience] Ooh!

You did accuse her.

So, Jess, was it a cheat?

-[chimes] -[Danny] It wasn't a cheat!

Well done.

That's another three grand in the pot. Ten grand sitting there.

You've damaged your accuracy there, boy.

Okay.

Next question, Ellie.

Yasmina.

[reading question]

"Happy."

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

No accusations made.

Only the best cheat hunter is guaranteed a place in the final.

Another three grand in the pot.

Let's move on, Ellie.

Mark.

[reading question]

Wakanda?

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

[buzzer]

[audience] Ooh!

Jess weren't having it. Look at her face. Went all teacher.

Determined.

I feel he does this tell thing with his mouth

where it kind of goes slightly open, slightly closed, slightly open.

I do.

Has Jess spotted something shifty?

Was that a cheat?

-[chimes] -It wasn't a cheat!

Bad call, Jess.

Mark's dancing over it. He's loving it!

Another three grand in the pot. Sixteen grand sitting there.

The money's getting up now.

Jess.

[reading question]

Tuna.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzer] -[Danny] Yasmina. Oh, it's a full house!

-They both think you're a wrong'un, Jess. -I know!

What happened to trusting the teacher?

Was it a cheat?

-[chimes] -It wasn't a cheat!

I like sushi. What can I say?

-[Danny] Should be ashamed of yourselves! -[laughter]

Yasmina.

[reading question]

Serena Williams.

[chimes]

[Ellie] Correct.

Another three grand in the pot.

Mark.

[reading question]

[Mark exhales]

Gogglebox?

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

Was that goggle-bollocks?

[laughter]

He was doing the mouth thing, wasn't he? He was doing it.

Well, double accusation.

Was it a cheat?

-[chimes] -It wasn't a cheat!

[audience] Ooh!

-[Jess] Ooh, damn! -Fooled you twice!

Twenty-five grand in the pot.

No successful accusations so far.

[Ellie] Six questions down, six to go.

Jess.

[reading question]

Egypt.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzer] -Yasmina's come in.

Was it a cheat?

-[chimes] -It wasn't!

Ooh.

Three grand in the pot for that.

Amazing.

Yasmina, all eyes are on you.

[Ellie reading question]

Mulberry.

[chimes]

[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzer] -[Danny] Oh.

Jess! This is the game she's in, surely.

I know,

and she's had, like, two fashiony questions in a row.

So, what? You're blaming Ellie for all this?

-[Jess] No! -I just read what's on the screen, mate.

Someone's knowledge has to end somewhere.

Has she finally got it right?

Was it a cheat?

-[alarm] -[Danny] It was a cheat!

[applause]

[Danny] Oh, finally!

Amazing call!

There's no money in the pot. We don't pay for cheats in this game.

-I hear it. -Next question, Ellie.

Mark.

[reading question]

The 1975.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzer] -[Danny] Has she got it right again?

Was it a cheat?

-[alarm] -It was a cheat!

[applause]

[Danny] Another good call from Jess.

-Amazing. -You are on fire!

[Danny] It might help you be best cheat hunter

and guarantee your place in the final.

No money in the pot for that. We don't pay for cheats. Ellie?

These are the final questions.

Jess.

[reading question]

Tom Brady.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[buzzers] -[Danny] Mark's in. Yasmina's in.

-They wanna get her back, don't they? -[Ellie] Mm.

They're hunting for you now, Jess.

Have they damaged their accuracy with that?

Was it a cheat?

[chimes]

-[Danny] It wasn't a cheat! -Four out of four! Four out of four!

[applause]

Three grand in the pot. £31,000 sitting there.

Serious money now.

Serious money.

Ellie.

Yasmina.

[Ellie reading question]

Channing Tatum. [giggles]

-[chimes] -[laughter]

[Ellie] Correct.

[laughs]

He's just so sexy!

You come over all funny there, didn't you?

I was like, "Mmm!"

-It was mad to see it on the big screen. -[Yasmina] No, literally.

Sorry, Mum!

[laughter]

[Danny] Okay, no accusations.

It's another three grand to the jackpot.

[chimes]

Mark. Now, this is your final question.

[reading question]

Sweden.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

You're both buying it, are ya?

He seems well traveled. [chuckles]

-Fan of a smörgåsbord? -Yeah, I don't mind one.

-Bit of herring? -Love a rollmop.

Oh.

-You like a rollmop, Mark? -A what?

[laughter]

-A rollmop. -A rollmop?

-[Mark] No. -That's another three grand in the pot!

Questions are done. That's the end of the round.

Right, let's talk money.

Your jackpot is looking very healthy.

It's now worth £37,000!

[applause, cheering]

Okay, let's not get too carried away.

There's still the little matter of cheats to deal with, ain't there?

Talk to me, Ellie.

They already kissed goodbye to £6,000 because two cheated answers were spotted

during the round.

Now it's time to lose the money

for any cheated answers that were not spotted.

So, did any other cheats slip through the net?

What does that jackpot really look like?

[tense music]

[Danny] One.

Two!

-Three! Okay. -[audience groan]

[Danny] Three more cheats.

Which means another nine grand has been sucked out of the pot.

Right, let's reveal the name of the best cheat hunter in that round,

who is guaranteed a place in the final

and a chance to win all that dough.

-Ready, Ellie? -I'm ready, baby.

Gimme a name.

[tense music]

[Danny, Ellie] Jess!

[applause]

Congratulations, Jess.

You're through to the final.

And you get to eliminate another player.

Whoever you send home

will return three grand to the pot

for each of their cheated answers.

And as you're the best cheat hunter, you should definitely know

who's worth the most money.

[Ellie] So, are you gonna try and add

as much money as possible to the final jackpot

by eliminating the player worth the biggest refund

or just ditch the player you don't want to face in the final?

Remember, there were five cheats in that round.

Two of them were spotted,

so three snuck through.

See,

I dunno. I'm not completely sure.

I've called both of them out twice.

I called Yasmina out. I think it was more of a coincidence.

A lot of fashiony questions came in.

-Yeah, you said that, Jess... -[Jess] I know!

I'm trying to reprocess my thoughts, Danny.

-[Danny] Okay. -Is that all right?

Yes. Yes, Miss!

-[sing-song] You got told off! -[laughter]

And then with Mark, obviously, I called him out twice.

One was right. One was wrong.

And he is a bit more difficult to read.

A cheat puts the most money back in the pot,

but a rival gives you a harder final.

Risk versus reward, Jess.

Who's getting the chop?

And why?

I think I might have to send...

Mark.

[audience groans]

Bad luck, Mark.

That means it's game over.

-[applause] -[Danny] Oh, now... I know.

But before you go,

let's add the money you're worth back into the jackpot.

[tense music]

That's it.

One cheat. That's added three grand.

Because Mark only cheated once,

and that was spotted during the round.

But if you'd chosen to eliminate Yasmina,

that would've returned a huge...

Listen to this, Jess.

...twelve grand to the pot.

[Jess] Oh, my chest!

Yes, Yasmina cheated on all four of her questions in that round.

-Woo! -[laughter]

[Ellie] Mark, if only I knew

what goodbye was in Korean, I would say it to you now.

I'm afraid your journey ends here.

-Thank you. -[Danny] I'm gutted you're leaving.

No, seriously. I had a grand on you to win.

So... Never mind.

You've played a blinder, but I'm afraid it's goodbye.

So mind how you go.

[applause, cheering]

[Ellie] Champion cheat hunter Jess got every one of her questions correct.

Four out of four!

Four out of four!

[Ellie] And she chose to give Mark the boot.

I don't blame her for kicking out the competition. I would've too.

[Ellie] And Yasmina has somehow blagged her way to the final.

I am cheating like it's going out of fashion. And I don't care.

[Ellie] So it's the teacher versus the cheater.

I'm starting to think that maybe I might've made the wrong decision.

I think I just wanted to give her a bit of benefit of the doubt.

[applause, cheering]

It's time to play

the Final Cheat.

You're now gonna take turns to answer questions

in a sudden death cheat-call battle

where every single question could end the game.

The rules, they're double simple.

Ellie?

If you give a wrong answer, you lose.

And you leave with nothing.

If you make a false accusation, you lose.

And you leave here skint.

But if you successfully call out a cheated answer, you win.

And you leave here absolutely dripping in dosh

to the tune of 31 grand.

Yes, this final will be over

as soon as one of you says the C-word.

Well, I can reveal that one of our finalists

has cheated on 13% of her answers so far,

and the other has cheated on 75%.

[audience groans, laughs]

Wow.

Jess.

As you're currently the best cheat hunter,

you get to choose who answers the first question in the final.

So, is it gonna be you or Yasmina?

I'd like to see Yasmina answer the first question, please, Danny.

[Danny] Good luck to you both.

There's 31 grand on the line.

Fingers on buttons.

And for the final time,

let's Cheat!

-[dramatic music] -[applause]

Yasmina.

[reading question]

A Star is Born.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

[Danny] Correct answer.

But was it a cheat?

Jess,

thinking long and hard.

It's your call. Lot of money.

£31,000 on the line.

I think she was telling the truth there.

So I'm not gonna press my button, Danny.

[Danny] Okay, Jess.

Was it a cheat?

-[alarm] -She did cheat! Ooh!

[audience groans]

Jess!

Just missed an opportunity there on the first question.

Ooh, Yasmina!

Yasmina lives to fight another day.

-And now the hunter becomes the hunted. -I know!

Jess.

[reading question]

Bella Hadid. Bella.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

-[Danny] Yasmina? -Mm-hmm.

It's your call.

No, I'm good.

-[Danny] You're good? -Mm-hmm.

-Okay. -[Yasmina] Yeah.

-I think she's playing it very cool, so... -[Danny] Shall we find out?

Did Jess cheat?

[tense music]

She didn't!

Good decision. Yes, Yasmina!

Now, all eyes are on you.

Yasmina.

[reading question]

Lisbon.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

Jess, what are you thinking?

I feel like the answer was quite quick.

Which makes me think that maybe it was a cheat.

I don't know. I feel like she's traveled around a bit.

She has her business, you know?

[sighs]

This is a really tough one.

Such a lot of money.

-I get it. It's a huge call. -I know.

I'm gonna leave it and bide my time.

-She's honestly... -[audience groans]

Ooh. The audience are like, "Just press it!"

[laughter]

Let's find out.

Was it a cheat?

[tense music]

-[alarm] -It was!

[Jess] Jeez! Oh!

[Danny] She's missed a chance again!

-Oh, Yasmina! -Oh my gosh!

-[Jess] Oh my gosh. -[Danny] That was amazing.

Okay.

-Oh God. -[Danny] There was an instinct, Jess.

There was. There actually was.

We're learning a lot about each other here.

-Hm. -[Danny] Okay.

The pressure swings.

Jess.

[reading question]

Basketball.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

[Danny] 31 grand on the line.

-Yasmina? -[Yasmina] Hm.

What you saying?

I think it was the last round that she knows her sports stuff.

She seems mad knowledgeable, so I don't have any qualms.

Let's find out if you've missed an opportunity.

Is she mad knowledgeable, this Jess?

Did she cheat?

[tense music]

-[alarm] -She did cheat!

[audience groans]

-[Danny] You both missed a chance. -I was gonna press it!

[Danny] Ooh!

-[Yasmina] I was gonna press it as well. -Guys, you are killing me.

You've both had the opportunity to walk away with 31 grand.

Okay.

It's electric in here, isn't it, Ellie? Electric.

Oh God! I can't take it.

Okay, the pressure swings again.

Yasmina.

[reading question]

[Ellie continue reading question]

Titanium.

-[chimes] -[Ellie] Correct.

What you saying, Jess?

Again, it's quick.

It was a big hit.

Something I would've got right.

I wouldn't have been able to come out with it as quick though, for sure.

My gosh.

You know what? It's all or nothing. We're gonna be here all day.

If I call it now, I've had a great day.

Um... And if I'm wrong...

[groans]

What are you thinking?

Can she really cheat three times in a row, is what I'm thinking.

You gonna hit it, or d'you wanna move on?

-We'll move on. -Moving on!

Has she missed another chance

to walk away

with 31 grand?

Did Yasmina

cheat for the third time in a row?

[tense music]

-[alarm] -[Danny] She did!

-Jesus Christ! -[audience groans]

She's missed it again!

Oh my God!

[Danny] Wow!

-Wow. -[Danny groans]

[Danny laughs]

-This is a hell of a game. -It really is.

-The pressure swings once again... -[Yasmina chuckles]

[Danny] ...to Jess.

Okay.

Steady yourselves.

Jess.

[reading question]

Stath Lets Flats.

[chimes]

Correct.

[Danny] Thirty-one grand on the line.

It's your game.

I'll only ask you once.

Do you wanna say the C-word?

[tense music]

-[buzzer] -She's called it!

-Oh! -[audience gasps]

Cheat is the cry!

The C-bomb has been dropped, which means we have a winner.

If Yasmina was right to accuse,

she's just won £31,000.

But if Yasmina's made a false accusation,

she's just handed Jess £31,000.

So,

it all comes down to this.

For the final time today...

did

Jess

cheat?

[tense music]

-[alarm] -She did cheat!

-She did cheat! -[cheering]

So the winner

is Yasmina!

[applause, cheering]

[Danny] Congratulations.

You've just won £31,000, Yasmina.

Oh my gosh.

Yasmina, talk to me. How does that feel?

[laughs]

Not... I don't... Um...

Um...

Honestly, do you know what that means?

I'm not going to work on Monday!

-[laughter] -I can sleep!

Oh my God! That's...

It's amazing. Well played.

Honestly, Yasmina, well played.

But let's hear it for Jess as well.

-I mean, what an amazing loser. -[applause]

[Danny] Jess,

I've gotta ask ya, I mean, you had so many chances there.

-I know! -What happened?

I'm gutted, of course.

But, you know, I played an honest game. What can I say?

What a game!

Ellie, how's your old ticker after that final?

Oh my God. I need a lie down after that! Such a brilliant game.

And you've both independently played such brilliant but such different games.

-[Danny] Absolutely. Congratulations. -I'm so sorry, Jess.

-It's all right. -[Ellie] Danny?

Get a load of this.

I can reveal that 83% of Yasmina's answers

throughout the whole show were, in fact, cheated.

-Oh! -[groaning, applause]

-[Ellie] 83%! -[Danny] Wow!

Disgusting, innit? I love it!

So Yasmina really did cheat her way to a fortune.

It's amazing.

She was a great player, but an even better cheat.

And if you can handle the pressure and you want more Cheat,

you can watch the next show right now.

[buzzers]

Lying rats, the lot of ya!

Me? Lie?

[laughter]

My nickname is Anna-conda.

-I told you they were scumbags. -Come at me.

Ellie, this is gonna be lively.

[laughter]

[closing theme music playing]