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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:57,019 --> 00:01:59,511 NARRATOR: Back in the year 48 B. C... 2 00:01:59,856 --> 00:02:03,853 ...everyone believed the earth was flat as a pizza. 3 00:02:04,152 --> 00:02:09,277 Right in the middle, where the anchovies converge, was Rome. 4 00:02:09,574 --> 00:02:13,951 And Julius Caesar, he was the big cheese. 5 00:02:21,878 --> 00:02:26,207 Julius Caesar bestrode the world like a colossus... 6 00:02:26,716 --> 00:02:27,925 ...and his thumping great sandal came right down on top of Gaul. 7 00:02:27,925 --> 00:02:32,172 ...and his thumping great sandal came right down on top of Gaul. 8 00:02:37,101 --> 00:02:41,514 But there was a pebble in his sandal as he strode to victory. 9 00:02:41,814 --> 00:02:48,018 One village of indomitable Gauls who had the gall to defy Caesar's legions. 10 00:02:48,279 --> 00:02:51,814 The brave villagers had only one fear: 11 00:02:52,075 --> 00:02:56,119 That the sky would fall on their heads tomorrow. 12 00:02:56,412 --> 00:02:59,164 But as their chief, Vitalstatistix, said: 13 00:02:59,373 --> 00:03:02,624 Yesterday was tomorrow the day before yesterday. 14 00:03:02,835 --> 00:03:06,750 NARRATOR: Which, roughly translated, means tomorrow never comes. 15 00:03:07,423 --> 00:03:13,426 The secret of the Gauls ' courage was a potion brewed by the druid, Getafix. 16 00:03:13,721 --> 00:03:18,300 It was this that made the Gauls invincible, inexhaustible... 17 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:23,062 ...and in Caesar's opinion, intolerable. 18 00:03:32,698 --> 00:03:33,943 [GROWLS] 19 00:03:46,713 --> 00:03:49,879 MAN: Brave sons of Roma! 20 00:03:51,676 --> 00:03:56,836 Mama mia! Get the inferno out of here! 21 00:03:57,265 --> 00:03:58,889 Terrorista! 22 00:03:59,267 --> 00:04:05,803 Soldati. You see these barbarians, they got no respect for us! 23 00:04:06,357 --> 00:04:11,944 Caesar, he say that's no good. We gotta teach them respect, okay? 24 00:04:12,155 --> 00:04:16,402 -What's the matter, Corpulentus? -lt's Legionnaires' disease. 25 00:04:16,617 --> 00:04:20,117 Silenzio, you wasters! 26 00:04:20,747 --> 00:04:25,455 You all know the drill, you bunch of salami-heads! 27 00:04:25,710 --> 00:04:29,043 Today we're all gonna be tortoises! 28 00:04:29,338 --> 00:04:35,258 By the right! Tortoise formation! Pronto! Pronto! 29 00:04:35,762 --> 00:04:39,012 Get a move on! Move it, you stupido! 30 00:04:39,265 --> 00:04:43,927 Did l say at ease? You big girls' blouses! 31 00:04:44,979 --> 00:04:50,270 Pronto, pronto! That's right! Very good! 32 00:04:50,526 --> 00:04:55,069 Okay! By the left! Pizza formation! 33 00:04:55,281 --> 00:04:56,277 [METAL CLANKlNG ] 34 00:04:56,491 --> 00:04:58,364 At the double! Ouch! 35 00:04:58,826 --> 00:05:01,744 Who did that? You think l forget that? l do not forget that! 36 00:05:01,954 --> 00:05:04,327 Ouch! 37 00:05:06,501 --> 00:05:07,995 Bella, bella. 38 00:05:08,252 --> 00:05:12,167 Now in mouthwatering, bite-size slices. 39 00:05:12,465 --> 00:05:14,339 Right away! 40 00:05:16,219 --> 00:05:21,759 That's good! Just make sure the Gauls do not eat you for dinner! 41 00:05:26,854 --> 00:05:30,555 MAN: Paws off, Obelix! You're fat enough already! 42 00:05:30,775 --> 00:05:35,567 What do you mean, fat? l'm big-boned. l only eat once a day. 43 00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,689 Yeah, from dawn till dusk. 44 00:05:37,907 --> 00:05:42,818 Very funny! Surely one boar for breakfast isn't too much? 45 00:05:43,121 --> 00:05:45,528 Come on, Dogmatix. 46 00:05:46,999 --> 00:05:52,242 -How many did you have today? -Three small ones. Piglets, really. 47 00:05:52,547 --> 00:05:55,216 -Morning, Panacea. -Hello, boys. 48 00:05:55,466 --> 00:05:57,459 [OBELlX SlGHS] 49 00:05:59,470 --> 00:06:01,178 [CRASHlNG ] 50 00:06:02,181 --> 00:06:04,637 OBELlX: Did l do something wrong? 51 00:06:04,892 --> 00:06:07,846 ASTERlX: Come on, Obelix. OBELlX: l was only being polite. 52 00:06:08,104 --> 00:06:11,140 That's what l call toppling the monarchy! 53 00:06:11,399 --> 00:06:15,479 Hello, Cacofonix! Can you see what the Romans are doing? 54 00:06:15,695 --> 00:06:21,733 What should the Romans be doing? They're hiding from us, aren't they? 55 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:24,285 Oh, no. Oh, no! 56 00:06:24,537 --> 00:06:27,324 CORPULENTUS: Come on, get in there! 57 00:06:28,374 --> 00:06:31,708 CENTURlON: You call that a battle pyramid? 58 00:06:32,253 --> 00:06:37,081 A new lot of Romans have arrived! The Romans are coming! 59 00:06:37,383 --> 00:06:40,550 MAN: Stop the squawking! Do you hear me? 60 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:43,757 -Oh, no. -Goody, goody! Fresh Romans! 61 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:47,472 New Romans. Boy, oh, boy! 62 00:06:48,686 --> 00:06:53,514 Romans, everybody! Romans! The Romans are here! 63 00:06:54,525 --> 00:06:57,063 [CHATTERlNG ] 64 00:07:07,580 --> 00:07:10,249 Boys, boys, slow down! 65 00:07:11,084 --> 00:07:12,875 Stop! 66 00:07:14,962 --> 00:07:17,714 There's enough for everyone! 67 00:07:18,216 --> 00:07:22,048 GAUL 1 : There's a queue here, mate! GAUL 2: What about some service? 68 00:07:22,303 --> 00:07:25,055 -Asterix, you first! -Yum, yum, yum! 69 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:31,345 Obelix, not you! You fell into the magic potion when you were a baby! 70 00:07:31,604 --> 00:07:34,522 That's enough to last you a lifetime! 71 00:07:34,774 --> 00:07:40,693 lt's worn off. l feel really weak. l only had a small breakfast. 72 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:42,489 [LAUGHlNG ] 73 00:07:42,698 --> 00:07:46,198 All right, bottoms up! 74 00:07:58,214 --> 00:08:01,797 [CHEERlNG ] 75 00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:08,259 LUCULLUS: Now Hannibal's Gooseberry. 76 00:08:11,144 --> 00:08:12,139 [KlSSES] 77 00:08:12,395 --> 00:08:15,846 Bella. Romans, to the attack! 78 00:08:17,734 --> 00:08:18,729 What the--? 79 00:08:18,943 --> 00:08:20,058 [SCREAMS] 80 00:08:24,073 --> 00:08:26,944 Get stuck in, lads! This way! 81 00:08:27,744 --> 00:08:32,951 ALL: You're gonna get your Roman heads kicked in! 82 00:08:35,209 --> 00:08:39,587 Oh, no! No, please! l'll court-martial the lot of you! 83 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:42,923 Oh, no! Sharp and pointy! 84 00:08:58,316 --> 00:09:02,812 Go on, men! Show no mercy! Take no prisoners! 85 00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:05,858 Punch them up the bracket! 86 00:09:06,699 --> 00:09:09,902 Quickly, on the defense! Mark your man! 87 00:09:10,203 --> 00:09:12,242 Hey, you, that's offsides! 88 00:09:13,956 --> 00:09:16,245 What a terrible year for Romans! 89 00:09:16,501 --> 00:09:20,913 The 46 B.C. squad were much better! 90 00:09:21,798 --> 00:09:24,086 Here, give this one a go! 91 00:09:24,550 --> 00:09:29,924 You're right, they're absolutely useless in the air. 92 00:09:30,181 --> 00:09:32,968 Pulverize them! Draw them! Quarter them! 93 00:09:33,267 --> 00:09:36,387 Throttle them... Where was l? 94 00:09:36,646 --> 00:09:41,023 Knee them in the squidgy bits! Slice them, dice them! 95 00:09:41,317 --> 00:09:43,642 l mean... 96 00:09:43,903 --> 00:09:47,237 Leading from the rear? That's just the pits! 97 00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:51,364 -Come on out here! -Remember the Geneva Convention. 98 00:09:51,619 --> 00:09:56,328 There won't be another rematch until you Romans get a better team. 99 00:09:56,624 --> 00:09:59,542 Tell your Caesar that, okay? 100 00:09:59,836 --> 00:10:03,703 Whenever l send a message, l always use... 101 00:10:03,923 --> 00:10:06,212 ...airmail! 102 00:10:11,055 --> 00:10:14,756 NARRATOR: Rome, the most important city in the universe. 103 00:10:15,059 --> 00:10:18,096 Home of everything great about civilization. 104 00:10:18,396 --> 00:10:20,851 The Senate, the Coliseum... 105 00:10:21,107 --> 00:10:24,974 ...and those little pasta things shaped like shells. 106 00:10:27,196 --> 00:10:28,940 [HORSE WHlNNlES] 107 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:34,369 Alms for the legless! 108 00:10:39,542 --> 00:10:41,250 [SCREAMlNG ] 109 00:10:41,544 --> 00:10:45,411 NARRATOR: The Roman senators were steamed up about the Gauls. 110 00:10:48,509 --> 00:10:50,716 SENATOR 1 : Who's taken my towel? 111 00:10:51,012 --> 00:10:53,966 SENATOR 2: Even if you get good odds on the Christians... 112 00:10:54,223 --> 00:10:56,714 ...it's stupid not to bet on the lions. 113 00:10:57,018 --> 00:11:00,469 This steam's playing havoc with my laurel leaves. 114 00:11:00,772 --> 00:11:02,764 They've lost their bounce! 115 00:11:03,024 --> 00:11:05,016 Cease your prattling! 116 00:11:05,276 --> 00:11:11,231 Steam makes our bodies strong as swords tempered in the fire! 117 00:11:15,119 --> 00:11:18,820 SENATOR 2: Things are gonna get really hot under the collar. 118 00:11:19,123 --> 00:11:24,414 lt'll get hotter for him if the Gauls continue to fan the flames of revolt. 119 00:11:24,629 --> 00:11:30,714 Yes, he's in the hot seat, all right. We'll make sure he sweats it out! 120 00:11:31,010 --> 00:11:35,471 Where's that shirker, Brutus? He should take care of this job. 121 00:11:35,723 --> 00:11:37,965 He'll stab you in the back. 122 00:11:38,267 --> 00:11:39,512 Stab in the back? 123 00:11:39,811 --> 00:11:41,305 Emperor! Great Caesar! Take heed-- 124 00:11:41,521 --> 00:11:42,896 [SCREAMS] 125 00:11:43,106 --> 00:11:44,101 Excuse me! 126 00:11:44,315 --> 00:11:45,774 [KNOCKlNG ] 127 00:11:46,359 --> 00:11:50,736 -Come in! Water on the coals, slave. -Ave, Caesar! 128 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:55,657 CAESAR: Come forward and be heard. -This is a total pea soup! 129 00:11:55,868 --> 00:12:00,032 Oh, ouch, oh. Ouch! 130 00:12:00,790 --> 00:12:02,913 [SCREAMS] 131 00:12:04,335 --> 00:12:07,918 [LAUGHlNG ] 132 00:12:09,674 --> 00:12:13,837 Now, there's an Olympic event the Greeks never thought of. 133 00:12:14,095 --> 00:12:16,052 Diving! 134 00:12:16,806 --> 00:12:21,017 Ave, Caesar! The freshly-bathed salute you! 135 00:12:21,602 --> 00:12:24,093 Ave, ave, centurion! 136 00:12:24,397 --> 00:12:29,355 -l just wanted to say-- CAESAR: Yes, yes? Spit it out, man! 137 00:12:31,154 --> 00:12:36,065 -The Gauls! SENATORS: Oh, no! Not again! 138 00:12:36,367 --> 00:12:40,614 SENATOR 2: We've had enough of this! SENATOR 1 : Yes, we've had enough! 139 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,457 CAESAR: No! l cannot! 140 00:12:45,752 --> 00:12:49,203 l will not be humiliated in front of my senators! 141 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,587 Just because country bumpkins... 142 00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:55,168 ...dare to oppose me and all-powerful Rome! 143 00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,711 l've got to put a stop to it! Right now! 144 00:12:57,972 --> 00:12:59,253 [CLANGlNG ] 145 00:12:59,515 --> 00:13:02,089 As long as they have their potion... 146 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:06,723 Exactly. That damn potion is endangering my career. 147 00:13:07,023 --> 00:13:11,601 Without it, the Gauls would have been conquered long ago. 148 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:16,649 As long as that druid continues to brew his magic potion... 149 00:13:17,116 --> 00:13:20,900 ...no military campaign will have any effect. 150 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:28,543 l have it! We simply capture their druid... 151 00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:31,410 ...and throw him to the lions! 152 00:13:32,048 --> 00:13:37,255 And then for seconds, we'll feed them the rest of the village. 153 00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:42,802 A brilliant idea! But there's one tiny flaw, emperor. 154 00:13:43,101 --> 00:13:48,522 -And what might that be, Lucullus? -Druids are said to be immortal! 155 00:13:48,981 --> 00:13:53,442 That's the trouble with druids. They're so inconsiderate. 156 00:13:53,736 --> 00:13:58,861 Let me think. We shall have to be more cunning. 157 00:13:59,117 --> 00:14:00,659 l know! 158 00:14:00,952 --> 00:14:06,575 We'll take the druid to the end of the world, and then... 159 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:12,582 Out there, he'll be lost for all eternity! 160 00:14:12,839 --> 00:14:16,671 Your brilliance is exceeded only by your cruelty! 161 00:14:16,968 --> 00:14:19,541 But who would be so stupid--? 162 00:14:19,762 --> 00:14:24,389 l mean, so courageous to sail to the end of the world? 163 00:14:24,642 --> 00:14:29,304 l can think of someone who was made for the task. 164 00:14:29,605 --> 00:14:33,021 You, Lucullus. You'll do it. 165 00:14:33,234 --> 00:14:34,693 But l... 166 00:14:35,319 --> 00:14:38,688 You. And l won't take no for an answer. 167 00:14:38,948 --> 00:14:43,745 All l can say is, thank heavens the world is flat. 168 00:14:43,745 --> 00:14:44,693 All l can say is, thank heavens the world is flat. 169 00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:48,574 That stinking fish dealer has gone too far! 170 00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:53,584 The last time that fish was fresh was when l was in short trousers. 171 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:57,580 -Unhygienix! -What can l do for you, chief? 172 00:14:57,884 --> 00:15:01,716 You've done quite enough! My bearers are in pain! 173 00:15:01,971 --> 00:15:04,509 You poisoned them with your fish! 174 00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:07,597 My fish don't stink. 175 00:15:07,894 --> 00:15:12,437 Don't make me laugh! Your fish stink worse than your socks! 176 00:15:12,690 --> 00:15:15,893 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah! Your fish stink to-- 177 00:15:16,152 --> 00:15:18,145 Rubbish! 178 00:15:18,404 --> 00:15:21,524 Try them yourself for once! 179 00:15:26,537 --> 00:15:30,202 -Friends, friends-- -My fish do not stink! 180 00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:34,367 VlTALSTATlSTlX: Friends, let's talk this over like mature-- 181 00:15:35,755 --> 00:15:38,791 VlLLAGER: What's going on? Hang on a minute! 182 00:15:58,444 --> 00:16:00,104 How do you like that? 183 00:16:00,405 --> 00:16:05,743 They send us out for food while they stay home and have a good time! 184 00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:07,820 Let me have a go! 185 00:16:08,704 --> 00:16:13,781 LUCULLUS: What a wonderful sight! Gauls beating their brains out! 186 00:16:14,085 --> 00:16:17,999 Do excuse me, gentlemen, but l must go and change. 187 00:16:18,589 --> 00:16:21,793 Okay, shut your eyes Quickly into my disguise 188 00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:25,835 Grab a gown, pull it down Stick-on beard, that feels weird 189 00:16:26,097 --> 00:16:28,505 Just a dab of eau de Gaul 190 00:16:28,808 --> 00:16:33,019 Behold the fairest druid of all! 191 00:16:39,736 --> 00:16:44,647 They're like big kids. Every day, any excuse for a fight. 192 00:16:44,949 --> 00:16:47,950 Yeah, but it's exercise. 193 00:16:48,453 --> 00:16:52,664 Right on cue. Fresh fish, that's what we need. 194 00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:55,709 The potion won't work without it. 195 00:16:56,044 --> 00:16:59,744 lt's revolting! lt's disgusting! 196 00:17:03,968 --> 00:17:06,091 Look out! 197 00:17:07,764 --> 00:17:10,681 The potion! No, l've got it! 198 00:17:10,892 --> 00:17:15,055 Don't worry, l'll get it! l've got it! l've got it! 199 00:17:16,814 --> 00:17:19,436 What a butterfingers l am! 200 00:17:21,277 --> 00:17:27,362 Why now, when herbs are at a premium? Blockhead! 201 00:17:27,575 --> 00:17:31,193 Yeah, blockhead! And all because you're so clumsy. 202 00:17:31,412 --> 00:17:36,407 -Me?! l like that! -No good crying over spilt potion. 203 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:40,119 Hey, wait a minute. There's a drop left. 204 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:42,959 A drop? That won't last two minutes. 205 00:17:43,257 --> 00:17:46,673 You drink it by the gallon. We must brew more. 206 00:17:46,969 --> 00:17:50,801 Someone has to go fishing. We need fresh fish, mind you. 207 00:17:51,057 --> 00:17:55,635 -l can fish. -Me too! l know all about fishing! 208 00:17:55,895 --> 00:18:00,522 Hurry up, our lives depend on it. l'll go and collect herbs. 209 00:18:00,733 --> 00:18:02,311 [DOGMATlX BARKS] 210 00:18:02,527 --> 00:18:06,275 OBELlX: No, my little sausage, you'd better stay on land. 211 00:18:06,531 --> 00:18:08,654 Getafix needs a guard dog. 212 00:18:09,075 --> 00:18:12,823 Come on, Dogmatix. No time to lose. 213 00:18:13,037 --> 00:18:18,542 Kids, all of them. lf only they knew the danger we're in. 214 00:18:19,377 --> 00:18:22,627 [DOGMATlX BARKS] 215 00:18:22,839 --> 00:18:27,417 GETAFlX: Shush, Dogmatix. Not so loud! We don't want the Romans to hear. 216 00:18:27,635 --> 00:18:31,467 We're behind enemy lines. Didn't you read that sign? 217 00:18:31,681 --> 00:18:35,631 ''Trespassers will be slaughtered. P.S. We're not kidding. '' 218 00:18:43,401 --> 00:18:46,521 And one of these. That's it. 219 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:57,203 The only thing l need now is the fresh fish. 220 00:19:06,716 --> 00:19:07,712 Dogmatix! 221 00:19:07,925 --> 00:19:10,298 [DOGMATlX GROWLS] 222 00:19:10,678 --> 00:19:13,050 Get lost, you stupid mutt! 223 00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:17,131 GETAFlX: Dogmatix, what's wrong? Dogmatix, where are you? 224 00:19:17,393 --> 00:19:19,931 Come on, come on! 225 00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:26,523 The Agaricus muscarius, esteemed colleague! 226 00:19:26,778 --> 00:19:30,692 Now, let me guess. You want to catch flies with it. 227 00:19:31,491 --> 00:19:35,820 No, not flies, dear colleague. 228 00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:38,452 Druids! 229 00:19:39,123 --> 00:19:44,462 What did l tell you? Catching druids is child's play! 230 00:19:47,799 --> 00:19:52,176 You're no druid! Let me out, you monster! 231 00:19:56,683 --> 00:19:59,684 lt should be deep enough here. 232 00:19:59,895 --> 00:20:04,023 l'm afraid we have to turn back. We've run out of food! 233 00:20:04,274 --> 00:20:07,974 You greedy pig! Why not scarf the boat too? 234 00:20:08,236 --> 00:20:10,229 Please throw out the net. 235 00:20:10,488 --> 00:20:16,574 Aye, aye, captain! Ordinary Seaman Obelix will now throw out the net. 236 00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:20,912 ASTERlX: No, not like that! 237 00:20:22,042 --> 00:20:25,909 -Obelix. -Here, fishes! Here, fishy-wishies! 238 00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:30,500 -Obelix. -Here, fishies! Come to Uncle Obelix! 239 00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,636 -Obelix! -Shh. What's the matter with you? 240 00:20:33,929 --> 00:20:38,176 You're frightening away all my little fishy-wishies! 241 00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:41,134 When l said throw out the net... 242 00:20:41,436 --> 00:20:44,805 ...l meant, tie one end to the boat first. 243 00:20:45,106 --> 00:20:48,273 Not throw it away completely, you simpleton! 244 00:20:48,526 --> 00:20:50,934 Well, isn't that just typical? 245 00:20:51,196 --> 00:20:55,988 Now he's Captain Asterix, doesn't he act all high and mighty? 246 00:20:56,284 --> 00:20:59,119 And another thing, Captain Asterix... 247 00:20:59,371 --> 00:21:02,870 ...l'm a menhir deliverer, not a net-thrower-outer! 248 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:06,369 That's obvious. Know what's between your ears? 249 00:21:06,670 --> 00:21:08,378 Absolutely nothing! 250 00:21:08,672 --> 00:21:09,952 -Says who? -Says me! 251 00:21:10,257 --> 00:21:11,667 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah! 252 00:21:11,925 --> 00:21:13,040 -Yeah? -Yeah! 253 00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:16,677 -You looking for some? -Try something! 254 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,053 MAN 1 : Go away! WOMAN 1 : Go sing at sea! 255 00:21:19,266 --> 00:21:22,017 MAN 2: Maybe a few fish will float to the top! 256 00:21:22,227 --> 00:21:27,352 ldiots, idiots! Philistines! 257 00:21:28,024 --> 00:21:33,019 l'm sure our aquatic brethren will be more appreciative. 258 00:21:35,365 --> 00:21:38,864 A prophet is without honor in his own land! 259 00:21:39,077 --> 00:21:40,951 GETAFlX: Help! 260 00:21:41,204 --> 00:21:42,615 CACOFONlX: What's this? Am l seeing things? 261 00:21:43,123 --> 00:21:47,073 lt can't be true. lt's Getafix! 262 00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:51,873 Alarm-o! Alarm-o! With a hey, diddly-die-do! 263 00:21:52,173 --> 00:21:54,747 The Romans have got Getafix! 264 00:21:55,051 --> 00:21:57,886 Our druid-o! Our druid-o! 265 00:21:59,180 --> 00:22:03,309 LUCULLUS: A brilliant plan! Say farewell, druid. 266 00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:06,976 You won't be seeing Gaul again! 267 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:12,569 Don't count your chickens! Asterix and Obelix will come after you. 268 00:22:12,861 --> 00:22:16,645 lf need be, to the end of the world. 269 00:22:17,991 --> 00:22:19,984 What a coincidence! 270 00:22:20,201 --> 00:22:25,741 That's exactly where you're going, you doddering old fool! 271 00:22:25,957 --> 00:22:26,988 ASTERlX: Puddinghead! 272 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,788 l can't believe l'm hearing this. 273 00:22:30,086 --> 00:22:33,621 You can take a long walk off a short deck. 274 00:22:33,882 --> 00:22:37,630 ASTERlX: l can, can l? l have one thing to say, gutbucket! 275 00:22:38,345 --> 00:22:40,633 Hey, Gauls! 276 00:22:40,889 --> 00:22:43,843 Button your lip or l'll button it for you! 277 00:22:44,142 --> 00:22:46,633 GETAFlX: Asterix, Obelix, help! 278 00:22:46,895 --> 00:22:51,308 Say ciao to your druid, Gauls! 279 00:22:51,566 --> 00:22:56,643 -lt's Getafix! -Dogmatix! Daddy's little pet! 280 00:22:56,905 --> 00:23:00,072 Bring our druid back or you'll regret it! 281 00:23:00,367 --> 00:23:03,985 lf you touch one hair on my little dog's head-- 282 00:23:04,955 --> 00:23:09,663 Don't make me laugh! Come and get him! 283 00:23:10,627 --> 00:23:14,459 We'll do just that! Obelix, out with the oars! 284 00:23:14,564 --> 00:23:17,316 OBELlX: Aye, aye! ASTERlX: No! 285 00:23:18,026 --> 00:23:19,900 Belinus, give me strength. 286 00:23:20,153 --> 00:23:22,988 What's wrong with you now? You did say-- 287 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,359 Yeah, l did, Obelix. What are we gonna do? 288 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:30,325 We're up doo-doo creek with no paddle! 289 00:23:30,872 --> 00:23:35,949 ls this the Captain Asterix who's always getting me out of trouble? 290 00:23:36,253 --> 00:23:37,996 lt's lucky l'm here! 291 00:23:38,255 --> 00:23:39,630 [WATER SPLASHES] 292 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,916 Hey, now, don't overdo it. 293 00:23:42,134 --> 00:23:45,337 OBELlX: Hang on, Romans, we're coming! 294 00:23:45,595 --> 00:23:47,802 ASTERlX: Now we're really motoring! 295 00:23:48,014 --> 00:23:50,054 More to the right. The right! 296 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:53,102 OBELlX: Which? -The hand you punch Romans with! 297 00:23:53,395 --> 00:23:56,016 l punch Romans with both hands! 298 00:23:56,314 --> 00:23:59,943 CORPULENTUS: They're gaining on us. -Fear not, that can be taken care of. 299 00:23:59,943 --> 00:24:01,521 CORPULENTUS: They're gaining on us. -Fear not, that can be taken care of. 300 00:24:02,529 --> 00:24:05,400 Dear sportsmen! lt's time for the race. 301 00:24:05,699 --> 00:24:08,949 Will Oxfordia, sporting the dark blue bruises... 302 00:24:09,202 --> 00:24:15,288 ...hold sway over Cambridgensia, with the light blue contusions? 303 00:24:15,542 --> 00:24:16,953 Shall we see? 304 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:18,954 PRlSONERS: Hooray! 305 00:24:19,212 --> 00:24:22,546 On your marks! Get set! 306 00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:27,714 We'd like to wish you gentlemen the very best of luck. 307 00:24:28,013 --> 00:24:29,555 ROWER: That's civil of you. 308 00:24:29,806 --> 00:24:34,267 Should we win, we'll naturally give you a rematch. 309 00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:38,303 -Capital! Spoken like a gentleman! -No more than you, sir. 310 00:24:38,523 --> 00:24:39,519 [WHlP CRACKS] 311 00:24:39,733 --> 00:24:41,227 Go! 312 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,963 PARROT AND PlRATES SlNG: For he's a jolly good pirate 313 00:25:09,262 --> 00:25:13,474 For he's a jolly good pirate 314 00:25:13,767 --> 00:25:16,305 And so say all of us 315 00:25:16,603 --> 00:25:19,390 PlRATES: Happy birthday, captain! 316 00:25:21,066 --> 00:25:24,399 Where was l? Ho-ho. 317 00:25:25,070 --> 00:25:27,643 We had a bit of a whip round. 318 00:25:27,948 --> 00:25:33,986 We thought you could use this if we happen to bump into some Gauls. 319 00:25:34,246 --> 00:25:37,449 That's very sweet, but l won't be needing it. 320 00:25:37,749 --> 00:25:43,788 lf l come across them Gauls again, l'll wring their necks 321 00:25:44,047 --> 00:25:47,381 They'll be dead ducks! 322 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:51,720 And now let's have a party. You're all invited. 323 00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:55,881 PlRATE 1 : l love parties! PlRATE 2: ls there red and green jelly? 324 00:25:59,896 --> 00:26:01,521 Gauls! Gauls! 325 00:26:02,899 --> 00:26:05,272 Gauls on the starboard now! 326 00:26:05,569 --> 00:26:08,024 Please, not today. 327 00:26:14,953 --> 00:26:16,447 [SCREAMlNG ] 328 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,365 PARROT SlNGS: For he's a jolly good pirate 329 00:26:18,582 --> 00:26:22,994 For he's a jolly good pirate For he's a jolly good pirate 330 00:26:23,211 --> 00:26:24,492 All right, that's enough. 331 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,337 PARROT SlNGS: And so say all of us! 332 00:26:30,761 --> 00:26:33,252 ASTERlX: Faster, Obelix, faster! 333 00:26:33,555 --> 00:26:37,422 OBELlX: No problem. l'm going into overdrive...now! 334 00:26:37,726 --> 00:26:41,854 ASTERlX: Oh, looks like we're in for a storm! 335 00:26:42,105 --> 00:26:45,308 OBELlX: l'm taking on water. -That's torn it! 336 00:26:46,902 --> 00:26:49,903 -lf l can just... OBELlX: l'm drinking all this water! 337 00:26:50,155 --> 00:26:52,824 Hurry up, climb aboard! 338 00:26:55,243 --> 00:27:00,320 All right, keep your hair on! Do you think it will get any worse? 339 00:27:00,582 --> 00:27:04,911 The wind looks fresh and strong, increasing southwest-- 340 00:27:11,718 --> 00:27:14,968 Hang on! We're being carried away! 341 00:27:15,263 --> 00:27:19,012 OBELlX: Look at that wave! Heave to! 342 00:27:19,267 --> 00:27:22,304 ASTERlX: Oh, no! OBELlX: Oh, no! Bye, Bele! 343 00:27:41,081 --> 00:27:42,160 [LAUGHlNG ] 344 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:44,781 LUCULLUS: That's the last we'll see of them! 345 00:27:45,085 --> 00:27:49,581 The fish will soon be dining on your friends. 346 00:27:53,093 --> 00:27:56,213 GAUL 1 : Until Getafix gets back, we're sitting ducks. 346 01:17:30,540 --> 01:17:33,119 Edited by Naki 347 00:27:56,513 --> 00:28:01,258 GAUL 2: We've never faced the Romans without them. What if they attack? 348 00:28:01,518 --> 00:28:04,768 We can't hold out without Asterix and Obelix. 349 00:28:05,021 --> 00:28:10,312 We've still got a little bit of potion but it won't last forever. 350 00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:14,988 By Belinus, the gods are against us. 351 00:28:19,661 --> 00:28:24,572 Don't be afraid, Auntie lmpedimenta. l'll protect you from the Romans. 352 00:28:24,875 --> 00:28:29,371 -You're a good boy. GAUL 1 : Spoken like a true Gaul! 353 00:28:29,671 --> 00:28:33,336 GAUL 2: That's the spirit! We're not beaten yet. 354 00:28:39,306 --> 00:28:40,634 Where are we? 355 00:28:40,932 --> 00:28:45,345 lt's obvious. North of... Well, no, perhaps south... 356 00:28:45,562 --> 00:28:47,970 We're not far behind Getafix, okay? 357 00:28:48,273 --> 00:28:50,431 And what about Dogmatix? 358 00:28:50,692 --> 00:28:56,066 To think that l may never get a kiss from his little wet nose again! 359 00:29:01,495 --> 00:29:04,828 Look, druid, we're approaching the end of the world... 360 00:29:05,123 --> 00:29:08,824 ...the end of you and the end of a perfect day. 361 00:29:09,086 --> 00:29:12,336 Dogmatix! Get him, boy! 362 00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:19,049 Ouch! You sniveling cur! You little barbarian! 363 00:29:19,346 --> 00:29:22,133 Here, take a good look at this, druid. 364 00:29:22,390 --> 00:29:25,510 A small foretaste of your own fate! 365 00:29:25,769 --> 00:29:30,431 Let him go! You'll regret this, Roman! 366 00:29:30,690 --> 00:29:33,442 My only regret is that l didn't think of... 367 00:29:33,735 --> 00:29:35,811 ...feeding this mutt to the sharks earlier. 368 00:29:36,071 --> 00:29:37,980 [LAUGHlNG ] 369 00:29:42,661 --> 00:29:45,033 lt's your turn soon, druid! 370 00:29:45,288 --> 00:29:47,910 Dogmatix! No! 371 00:29:48,917 --> 00:29:53,828 Dog overboard! Full speed ahead! 372 00:30:31,251 --> 00:30:34,501 [DOLPHlN CHlRPS] 373 00:30:49,478 --> 00:30:53,890 [DOGMATlX BARKS] 374 00:30:57,527 --> 00:31:00,279 What's that? Dogfish? 375 00:31:01,782 --> 00:31:04,189 No, by Teutates, it's Dogmatix! 376 00:31:04,659 --> 00:31:09,867 -Yeah, Dogmatix! -Here, boy, here! Dogmatix! 377 00:31:11,124 --> 00:31:12,702 Oh, my little pet! 378 00:31:13,001 --> 00:31:16,702 l never thought l'd see Daddy's little poppet again! 379 00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:21,793 Look, the dolphin! He's trying to tell us something. After him! 380 00:31:22,052 --> 00:31:24,175 OBELlX: What did he say? ASTERlX: l don't speak dolphin. 381 00:31:24,429 --> 00:31:28,723 OBELlX: No? Really? Well, you do surprise me! 382 00:31:32,396 --> 00:31:38,849 CENTURlON: Let's go through this one more time before Caesar gets here. 383 00:31:39,111 --> 00:31:45,030 You see in front of you the latest development in long-range warfare. 384 00:31:45,325 --> 00:31:48,659 The man-eating lion launcher. 385 00:31:48,954 --> 00:31:51,908 For those of you with spaghetti for brains... 386 00:31:52,165 --> 00:31:55,250 ...l'll do this one more time! 387 00:31:55,544 --> 00:31:59,376 On the order that l shall give and not before... 388 00:31:59,673 --> 00:32:06,043 ...first the safety catch will be removed. Like so! 389 00:32:07,139 --> 00:32:09,096 Simplissimo, eh? 390 00:32:09,641 --> 00:32:12,844 And remember, never, not nohow... 391 00:32:13,145 --> 00:32:19,397 ...l repeat, never, not nohow, you turn your back on a loaded lion. 392 00:32:19,776 --> 00:32:24,403 That is, if you don't want to end up as antipasto. 393 00:32:24,698 --> 00:32:30,238 And remember, keep your little paws off this rope here. 394 00:32:30,537 --> 00:32:35,662 When l give the order, it will be severed. 395 00:32:35,959 --> 00:32:37,868 Like so! 396 00:32:39,588 --> 00:32:43,835 SOLDlERS: We're fit, we're brave, we're strong, We speak Latin all day long 397 00:32:44,134 --> 00:32:49,045 Fighting Gauls is what we do We'll make them speak Latin too 398 00:32:56,855 --> 00:32:59,263 LUCULLUS: There goes the sun... 399 00:32:59,566 --> 00:33:03,943 ...slipping off the edge of the world right now. 400 00:33:04,196 --> 00:33:07,280 Stupidus, how's the water level? 401 00:33:07,991 --> 00:33:10,945 Full fathom five. We're at the shallow end. 402 00:33:11,203 --> 00:33:14,038 Wonderful, we're here! 403 00:33:14,331 --> 00:33:17,367 Any closer and we'd be banging against the edge. 404 00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:20,496 And now raise the catapult! 405 00:33:20,796 --> 00:33:23,002 Okay, okay. 406 00:33:37,687 --> 00:33:41,555 That's the boat, all right, but why have they stopped? 407 00:33:41,983 --> 00:33:43,312 What's going on? 408 00:33:43,985 --> 00:33:49,525 Well, the good news is, you don't have to be tied to the mast anymore. 409 00:33:49,825 --> 00:33:54,950 The bad news is, l'm going to catapult you off the edge of the world. 410 00:33:55,247 --> 00:33:57,998 The gods will get you for this, Roman! 411 00:33:58,250 --> 00:34:01,998 By Pluto, it's a load of Gauls! 412 00:34:04,381 --> 00:34:07,916 Jettison this geriatric and let's get out of here! 413 00:34:10,512 --> 00:34:13,928 CORPULENTUS: Don't forget to write! -By Belinus, Obelix! Quick! 414 00:34:14,182 --> 00:34:17,432 OBELlX: Getafix, we're coming! 415 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:21,641 ASTERlX: Slow down! We're going to hit the edge! 416 00:34:22,482 --> 00:34:25,020 Stop, stop! 417 00:34:27,779 --> 00:34:32,026 Nothing beats the sight of your enemies going down in the West. 418 00:34:32,325 --> 00:34:36,026 And all thanks to my brilliant mind! 419 00:34:36,329 --> 00:34:39,330 Oh, well. Better get back to Gaul. 420 00:35:08,820 --> 00:35:10,564 Obelix, wake up. 421 00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:18,572 Where am l? Dogmatix, are we dead? 422 00:35:20,123 --> 00:35:22,163 l don't think so. 423 00:35:22,584 --> 00:35:26,748 Come on. Let's see what's on the top of those cliffs. 424 00:35:29,007 --> 00:35:33,052 -Don't go up there. lt's dangerous. -l'll just take a peek. 425 00:35:33,303 --> 00:35:36,138 OBELlX: lt's the edge of the world. You'll fall! 426 00:35:36,348 --> 00:35:40,180 By Belinus and Teutates! Take a look at this, Obelix! 427 00:35:40,435 --> 00:35:44,385 No, we'll both fall and then Dogmatix will be an orphan. 428 00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:49,068 Getafix must have landed somewhere out there. 429 00:36:47,377 --> 00:36:52,668 -l'm tired. Let's call it a day. -Okay. 430 00:36:52,924 --> 00:36:56,009 -l'm starving. -Me too. 431 00:36:56,261 --> 00:37:00,010 Right. You light the fire. l'll rustle us up a few boar. 432 00:37:00,265 --> 00:37:06,220 Come on, Dogmatix. Walkies. Dogmatix! Dogmatix, heel! 433 00:37:08,065 --> 00:37:12,014 [DOGMATlX BARKS] 434 00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:18,399 What's wrong? Oh, come to Daddy. Who frightened diddums, then? 435 00:37:18,617 --> 00:37:23,658 ASTERlX: Oh, my! What the heck is that? 436 00:37:23,872 --> 00:37:27,288 -lt's an oven-ready gobble-gobble! -lt's incredible. 437 00:37:27,501 --> 00:37:30,952 But it's edible. Light a fire, quick! 438 00:37:42,557 --> 00:37:46,935 Look what l got, Asterix. Aren't they beautiful? 439 00:37:47,354 --> 00:37:51,683 Don't go counting your chickens. We haven't tasted them yet. 440 00:37:53,485 --> 00:37:56,272 OBELlX: Who'd have thought it? Tastes nice. 441 00:37:56,530 --> 00:37:57,609 ASTERlX: Yeah, very nice! 442 00:37:57,864 --> 00:38:01,529 Though l wonder if it would taste better stuffed. 443 00:38:01,785 --> 00:38:06,411 -Stuffed with boar, for example. ASTERlX: l wonder where Getafix is. 444 00:38:06,706 --> 00:38:10,656 l hope he's all right. Hope he's found somewhere to sleep. 445 00:38:10,877 --> 00:38:13,795 OBELlX: We'll definitely find him... 446 00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:18,380 ...in the morning. 447 00:38:20,095 --> 00:38:22,550 -Good night. -Good night. 448 00:38:31,441 --> 00:38:36,268 NARRATOR: Back home, the Gauls prepared for the inevitable Roman attack. 449 00:38:36,529 --> 00:38:38,403 They built reinforcements. 450 00:38:38,656 --> 00:38:42,440 Then they built reinforcements on the reinforcements. 451 00:38:42,702 --> 00:38:47,613 When you are up against the Romans, you couldn 't be too reinforced. 452 00:39:14,776 --> 00:39:17,646 Oh, well. Time to get up. 453 00:39:18,321 --> 00:39:20,990 Wakey wakey, Obelix. 454 00:39:21,282 --> 00:39:25,991 Lazy bones, move yourself! We've gotta find Getafix. 455 00:39:26,704 --> 00:39:30,536 Get up. Time for breakfast. 456 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:34,498 Breakfast? Did someone say breakfast? Yum-yum! 457 00:39:34,712 --> 00:39:38,580 Am l hungry! l could eat 1 0 boars. What are we having? 458 00:39:38,841 --> 00:39:43,135 Gobble-gobbles, what else? Someone has to catch them first. 459 00:39:43,554 --> 00:39:46,472 Oh, like me, for instance. 460 00:39:46,766 --> 00:39:52,887 Oh, all right then. Come on, Dogmatix, walkies. Come on! 461 00:40:03,032 --> 00:40:05,701 Obelix? Dogmatix? 462 00:40:09,914 --> 00:40:13,200 [SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 463 00:40:13,876 --> 00:40:18,871 Dogmatix, pay attention. l'm gonna teach you a hunting trick. 464 00:40:19,132 --> 00:40:23,877 You imitate the cry of the whatever we're hunting. Now, listen. 465 00:40:25,555 --> 00:40:28,224 Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble! 466 00:40:29,559 --> 00:40:30,887 MAN: Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, 467 00:40:31,102 --> 00:40:36,558 Do you hear? lt worked. Up there. Now, hunting tip number two: 468 00:40:37,567 --> 00:40:41,066 We sneak along on tiptoe... 469 00:40:43,072 --> 00:40:48,067 ...and then we shake our feathered friend out of its nest. Tweet-tweet! 470 00:40:48,286 --> 00:40:49,910 [SCREAMlNG ] 471 00:40:57,795 --> 00:41:03,252 lt's got feathers but it's not a gobble-gobble. lt's a red bird-man. 472 00:41:03,509 --> 00:41:06,961 Maybe he knows something about our druid. 473 00:41:07,221 --> 00:41:09,261 l better show him to Asterix. 474 00:41:12,393 --> 00:41:17,684 Hey, look. lt's an oven-ready Roman disguised as a gobble-gobble. 475 00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,977 They're mad! Asterix? 476 00:41:21,235 --> 00:41:26,656 Come on out, stop messing about. What's this? 477 00:41:27,492 --> 00:41:33,197 Asterix never takes his helmet off. Not even to wash his hair. 478 00:41:33,998 --> 00:41:37,248 -Someone must have knocked it off. SCOUT: Geronimo! 479 00:41:37,502 --> 00:41:39,044 What? 480 00:41:39,545 --> 00:41:40,826 [CRASHlNG ] 481 00:41:41,047 --> 00:41:44,747 Right, you! Where's Asterix? Out with it! 482 00:41:44,967 --> 00:41:46,960 [SPEAKS lNDlSTlNCTLY] 483 00:41:47,178 --> 00:41:51,010 Wonder what that means? Maybe Asterix will know. 484 00:41:51,265 --> 00:41:55,097 Search, Dogmatix, search for Asterix. 485 00:41:58,773 --> 00:42:01,525 Hey, slow down. 486 00:42:01,776 --> 00:42:05,311 That dog can sniff faster than l can run! 487 00:42:05,988 --> 00:42:08,111 [DRUMS BEATlNG ] 488 00:42:08,324 --> 00:42:10,364 [CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 489 00:42:15,665 --> 00:42:18,416 [SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 490 00:42:25,842 --> 00:42:27,633 Paws off! 491 00:42:33,141 --> 00:42:37,553 -Well, l've had warmer welcomes. -Getafix! Are you okay? 492 00:42:37,812 --> 00:42:42,106 l was lucky. Caesar thinks l fell off the edge of the earth. 493 00:42:42,358 --> 00:42:45,442 -But the earth isn't flat. lt's round. -Wow! 494 00:42:45,695 --> 00:42:49,479 l landed on Laughing Boy's tepee over there. 495 00:42:52,618 --> 00:42:56,319 [CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 496 00:42:58,291 --> 00:42:59,951 But where are we? 497 00:43:00,209 --> 00:43:03,294 l believe this is the secret land of lndus. 498 00:43:03,546 --> 00:43:06,832 -lf so, these natives must be red... ASTERlX: lndussans? 499 00:43:07,091 --> 00:43:12,880 GETAFlX: No, l think we'll find they prefer to be called Native Americans. 500 00:43:18,728 --> 00:43:21,978 OBELlX: Keep your nose to the ground, Dogmatix. 501 00:43:28,780 --> 00:43:31,235 Hello, what's that? 502 00:43:31,449 --> 00:43:33,027 [DOGMATlX CRlES] 503 00:43:35,495 --> 00:43:37,571 Dogmatix, the end is nigh! 504 00:43:40,208 --> 00:43:42,699 The sky's falling on our heads! 505 00:43:43,878 --> 00:43:46,036 [GlRL SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 506 00:43:46,881 --> 00:43:50,380 By Teutates, it's a girl! 507 00:43:51,219 --> 00:43:54,220 A Gaul always helps a lady in distress. 508 00:44:01,354 --> 00:44:06,894 Hang on, miss! Here comes help! ETA: any minute now! 509 00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,367 l'll save you! 510 00:44:30,258 --> 00:44:31,835 Phew. 511 00:44:32,093 --> 00:44:38,345 lt's a 40-buffalo pileup. Just look at the size of them! 512 00:44:40,601 --> 00:44:43,935 [SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 513 00:44:44,147 --> 00:44:46,353 ''Pom tittle'' what? 514 00:44:47,066 --> 00:44:53,069 She's talking funny. Oh, l'm sorry. Do you speak English? 515 00:45:09,297 --> 00:45:12,381 -At-Tischoo. -Bless you. 516 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:16,001 At-Tischoo! 517 00:45:16,220 --> 00:45:21,297 Oh, you, At-Tischoo! Me, Obelix. 518 00:45:22,310 --> 00:45:26,806 [SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 519 00:45:56,636 --> 00:45:58,842 [SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 520 00:46:03,643 --> 00:46:08,470 Watch where you throw that thing! You could take somebody's eye out! 521 00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:24,443 -The social niceties are over with. -Obelix is our only hope. 522 00:46:26,332 --> 00:46:30,661 ASTERlX: He's going for a treble top, 1 80! 523 00:46:30,878 --> 00:46:32,076 GETAFlX: Obelix! 524 00:46:35,216 --> 00:46:39,795 What's going on here? ls this some kind of lndian rope trick? 525 00:46:40,096 --> 00:46:44,141 Leave this to me. l'll have a word with their leader. 526 00:46:46,269 --> 00:46:52,272 Look, my little feathered friends. Why have you tied up my mates? 527 00:46:53,860 --> 00:46:56,730 Wait a minute. lt's you again! 528 00:46:57,405 --> 00:47:01,901 Unless you want another beating, l'd shove off out of here. 529 00:47:02,118 --> 00:47:06,661 [SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 530 00:47:09,041 --> 00:47:15,294 What a fibber! That's not what happened at all. He's out of his tree! 531 00:47:15,548 --> 00:47:19,877 -He's got it. That's how it was. -Obelix, watch out! 532 00:47:20,136 --> 00:47:22,709 Right, who did that? 533 00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:42,399 -Anyone else like to try it on? -Obelix, behind you! 534 00:47:42,658 --> 00:47:43,773 Hey. 535 00:47:44,619 --> 00:47:46,576 What's going on now? 536 00:47:47,455 --> 00:47:51,038 [SPEAKS lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 537 00:47:57,548 --> 00:47:58,877 ASTERlX: Obelix! 538 00:48:21,864 --> 00:48:26,325 l don't know what they're saying, but it doesn't sound good. 539 00:48:34,127 --> 00:48:35,870 Hi there, big fella. 540 00:48:36,129 --> 00:48:38,702 NARRATOR: The Muckifoot Indians had a custom. 541 00:48:38,965 --> 00:48:45,085 Whoever defeated their champion got to leave still wearing his scalp. 542 00:48:51,477 --> 00:48:55,724 Pretty good. l'll show you how we do it. 543 00:49:05,450 --> 00:49:12,069 NARRATOR: Only one Gaul ever became a Muckifoot brother and that was Obelix. 544 00:49:12,331 --> 00:49:17,622 Belinus, bless the day that Obelix fell into the magic potion as a boy. 545 00:49:17,879 --> 00:49:20,120 You can say that again. 546 00:49:24,802 --> 00:49:28,670 -Give me five, chief! -''Give me five''? 547 00:49:33,561 --> 00:49:35,554 ALL: Give me five! 548 00:49:51,996 --> 00:49:55,828 CENTURlON: Ave, Caesar. The magic potion test group is back. 549 00:49:56,459 --> 00:50:00,326 l take it the Gauls still have some magic potion left? 550 00:50:00,546 --> 00:50:01,744 They do. 551 00:50:02,006 --> 00:50:06,751 Three of us held one of them down for almost two seconds. Honestly! 552 00:50:07,011 --> 00:50:11,673 That's pitiful! From now on, test their fighting abilities twice a day! 553 00:50:11,891 --> 00:50:13,054 [GROANlNG ] 554 00:50:13,267 --> 00:50:19,804 Until you or the magic potion gives out. Whichever happens first. 555 00:50:35,164 --> 00:50:36,160 OBELlX: Yum, yum. 556 00:50:36,374 --> 00:50:39,707 We must get back home as soon as possible. 557 00:50:39,961 --> 00:50:44,539 l have everything we need for the magic potion, including fish. 558 00:50:44,799 --> 00:50:49,710 -l say we leave first thing tomorrow. -Yeah, we've gotta get back. 559 00:50:54,767 --> 00:50:58,101 This is good. Gobble-gobble? 560 00:50:58,312 --> 00:50:59,771 No. Bow-wow. 561 00:51:00,022 --> 00:51:02,774 Ugh. 562 00:51:05,278 --> 00:51:07,270 [CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 563 00:51:07,530 --> 00:51:09,072 ASTERlX: What's going on? 564 00:51:09,407 --> 00:51:14,746 Looks like the medicine man is trying out some kind of mumbo jumbo. 565 00:51:21,085 --> 00:51:23,125 [GASPlNG ] 566 00:51:24,005 --> 00:51:28,299 You call that magic? This is kids' stuff. 567 00:51:45,485 --> 00:51:47,228 ALL: Yay! 568 00:51:48,029 --> 00:51:50,946 ASTERlX: Wow! He made it rain! OBELlX: Yeah! 569 00:51:51,199 --> 00:51:53,868 GETAFlX: Bit of a localized shower though. 570 00:51:56,454 --> 00:51:59,206 GETAFlX: Hold on, this isn't magic! 571 00:51:59,457 --> 00:52:01,366 ASTERlX: Hey, it's not very nice. 572 00:52:05,671 --> 00:52:08,209 Here, miss, take a sip of this. 573 00:52:08,466 --> 00:52:10,209 Yeah, go ahead. 574 00:52:25,900 --> 00:52:30,194 -l think it's working. -Now, this should be interesting. 575 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,371 Let's have a party! 576 00:52:50,174 --> 00:52:52,083 [HOWLS] 577 00:52:54,971 --> 00:52:59,348 Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom Are you gonna play a tune? 578 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:04,512 Have a party, be a smarty Leave your kids behind at home 579 00:53:04,772 --> 00:53:09,434 Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom Kind of makes you want to dance 580 00:53:09,694 --> 00:53:13,561 We're not looking for no fighting So let's give our peace a chance 581 00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:17,358 Aiee-ooh Ooh-ly-ahh 582 00:53:17,618 --> 00:53:20,822 We are one people 583 00:53:23,207 --> 00:53:27,122 And we, like you 584 00:53:27,336 --> 00:53:30,337 We are one tribe 585 00:53:33,384 --> 00:53:37,927 Ba-ba-boom, ba-ba-boom 586 00:53:38,181 --> 00:53:42,392 A pretty squaw just like ours Feel like home with me and you 587 00:53:42,602 --> 00:53:47,062 I'll make you well 588 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:51,520 Sing along with our song 'Cause it's better than a spell 589 00:53:52,361 --> 00:53:55,896 Aiee-ooh Ooh-ly-ahh 590 00:53:56,157 --> 00:54:00,451 We are one people 591 00:54:01,579 --> 00:54:05,446 And we, like you 592 00:54:05,666 --> 00:54:09,830 We are one tribe 593 00:54:11,297 --> 00:54:15,342 Aiee-ooh Ooh-ly-ahh 594 00:54:15,593 --> 00:54:19,460 We are one people 595 00:54:20,848 --> 00:54:24,763 Ooh-loo-ooh, ooh-aiee-ah 596 00:54:25,019 --> 00:54:29,811 We are one tribe 597 00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:12,470 ASTERlX: These red lndians aren't a bad lot, are they? 598 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:17,767 -Thank goodness the medicine man left. -Yeah, he was bad medicine. 599 00:55:17,981 --> 00:55:20,057 [SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 600 00:55:22,819 --> 00:55:24,895 [DOGMATlX BARKS] 601 00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:28,196 Dogmatix. 602 00:55:29,159 --> 00:55:32,444 Settle down. l think he comes in peace. 603 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,120 No, thank you. 604 00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,910 GETAFlX: We can't offend him. 605 00:55:42,464 --> 00:55:44,338 What on earth is it? 606 00:55:44,549 --> 00:55:45,545 [MlMlCS SUCKlNG ] 607 00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:52,171 l see what you do. 608 00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:56,059 [COUGHS] 609 00:56:00,815 --> 00:56:03,769 lt tastes ghastly. 610 00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:06,277 Good for you? 611 00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,030 [SPEAKlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 612 00:56:11,201 --> 00:56:14,071 You suck the smoke in your mouth? 613 00:56:16,998 --> 00:56:20,948 OBELlX: Go on, Asterix. -Let's hope this never catches on. 614 00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:27,080 Hey, that looks like fun. Let me have a go. 615 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:33,055 No, don't. Obelix! 616 00:56:44,818 --> 00:56:48,768 -Hey, cut it out, everybody! -lt's dangerous stuff. 617 00:56:49,030 --> 00:56:50,573 l feel... 618 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:52,819 ...dreadful. 619 00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:56,827 Oh, no, he slipped us a mickey. 620 00:56:57,706 --> 00:56:59,414 l'm woozy. 621 00:57:24,065 --> 00:57:26,438 lt's a beauty, no? 622 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:30,734 The newly developed Patriotus Maketo. 623 00:57:31,156 --> 00:57:37,277 You play with fire but other people get burned. 624 00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:41,623 Fire! 625 00:57:47,547 --> 00:57:49,006 GAUL 1 : Fire! 626 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:52,750 GAUL 2: Help! Help us! Asterix! 627 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,053 What happened? 628 00:57:57,849 --> 00:57:59,391 Oh, my head! 629 00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:04,477 lt feels like someone drove a chariot in one ear and out the other. 630 00:58:04,731 --> 00:58:09,476 Where's Getafix? Obelix, wake up. Getafix has vanished! Wake up! 631 00:58:11,988 --> 00:58:13,780 [BELCHES] 632 00:58:16,201 --> 00:58:18,573 What are you gabbling about? 633 00:58:19,287 --> 00:58:20,995 Get up, Obelix. 634 00:58:22,582 --> 00:58:25,500 Obelix, it's me, Asterix. 635 00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:45,080 Oh, no. Poor Obelix. 636 00:59:45,332 --> 00:59:49,709 He's gonna be a great help finding Getafix. 637 00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:04,182 l won't hand over the secret of my magic potion to you! 638 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:08,266 l'd rather be skinned alive first! 639 01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:15,152 On second thought, start with the bean herb. 640 01:00:19,866 --> 01:00:22,025 No, that's spinach. 641 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:27,781 Yeah. That's right. That should teach you a lesson. 642 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:31,291 The potion is undeniably a taste sensation... 643 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:33,537 ...but it's as magic as soup. 644 01:00:33,838 --> 01:00:37,919 Get a grip, Obelix. Pull yourself together. 645 01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:40,590 Snap out of it! 646 01:00:41,972 --> 01:00:44,973 Be careful, Obelix. 647 01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:49,768 Oh, no. This way. This way, l said! 648 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:53,514 Careful! Remember the country code. 649 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:55,942 Take it easy. 650 01:00:56,194 --> 01:01:01,236 lf we don't find Getafix soon, there won't be a tree left standing. 651 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:06,242 You're certainly barking mad. 652 01:01:11,293 --> 01:01:15,622 Heel, boy! Good boy! Sit. Sit! 653 01:01:24,097 --> 01:01:25,591 Oh, no! 654 01:01:26,224 --> 01:01:31,978 [CHANTlNG lN FORElGN LANGUAGE] 655 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:40,230 l hope those boys turn up before old horn-head finds out the truth. 656 01:01:45,535 --> 01:01:47,991 By Teutates! 657 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,165 Ow! 658 01:01:55,378 --> 01:02:01,049 l did give you a recipe. Unfortunately it was a recipe for disaster. 659 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,770 Asterix! Obelix! 660 01:02:12,103 --> 01:02:15,935 ASTERlX: Stay on your leash till you learn how to be a good dog! 661 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:19,020 Now, you've got me at it! 662 01:02:19,319 --> 01:02:21,857 No! lt's not bath time! 663 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:25,231 Bad dog! 664 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:45,917 No! Stop! Halt! Enough! 665 01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:04,690 Obelix's trouble is that he doesn't know his own strength. 666 01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:07,736 Where am l? Wow! 667 01:03:08,869 --> 01:03:12,238 This place must predate interior decorating. 668 01:03:13,039 --> 01:03:14,913 This place looks like a good place to hide. 669 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,287 GETAFlX: Help! 670 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,494 Getafix? 671 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:23,540 -Obelix, Obelix! l'm coming, Getafix! -Obelix! 672 01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:30,045 GETAFlX: Over here, Asterix, quick! -Getafix! 673 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,055 Here comes the cavalry! 674 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:42,557 [WOOD CREAKS] 675 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:50,358 Asterix, watch out! 676 01:03:52,579 --> 01:03:54,951 Put your paws up. 677 01:03:55,540 --> 01:04:00,368 You're in for a big surprise, and it's not a teddy bear's picnic! 678 01:04:03,673 --> 01:04:07,505 Asterix, drink before it's too late! 679 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:13,891 GETAFlX: Watch out! 680 01:04:14,142 --> 01:04:16,016 ASTERlX: Paws off. 681 01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:30,608 Now, that would make a nice rug. 682 01:04:35,497 --> 01:04:41,452 So, Mr. Medicine Man, how would you like to taste your own medicine? 683 01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:47,298 For pity, kemosabe. For pity. Mea culpa. 684 01:04:48,844 --> 01:04:50,042 [PUNCHlNG ] 685 01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:04,436 GETAFlX: Look at that ugly duckling. 686 01:05:04,651 --> 01:05:08,352 Let's hope he turns into a swan. Then he can fly home. 687 01:05:08,572 --> 01:05:11,608 Yes, it's high time we left. 688 01:05:13,994 --> 01:05:17,908 Ooh. A-ha! 689 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,119 [WHlSTLES] 690 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:23,373 What does she want? 691 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:27,165 Wow, an lndian takeaway! 692 01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:32,341 GETAFlX: lf that doesn't save Obelix's bacon, nothing will. 693 01:05:41,605 --> 01:05:46,432 -Ducks are vegetarian, aren't they? -Not this one. 694 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:50,434 Of course! Now l remember. 695 01:05:50,697 --> 01:05:56,486 The cure for amnesia is 30 pounds of roast pork taken orally. 696 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:05,169 Yeah, that was good! What's for afters? 697 01:06:16,723 --> 01:06:19,261 How do you say goodbye in lndian? 698 01:06:20,018 --> 01:06:24,098 One hand on your heart, the other in the air. 699 01:06:25,398 --> 01:06:26,727 See? 700 01:07:10,402 --> 01:07:15,692 ASTERlX: Obelix, would you come on? Our friends are waiting! 701 01:07:20,078 --> 01:07:21,157 Bye! 702 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:25,535 Thank you for having us! And thanks for the feather. 703 01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:28,792 Goodbye. 704 01:08:22,482 --> 01:08:27,643 -Ship, ahoy! We're saved! -Save our skins. 705 01:08:27,946 --> 01:08:30,900 -Stop! -Take us with you! 706 01:08:31,116 --> 01:08:34,699 Gaul! 707 01:08:37,080 --> 01:08:39,156 Move over! Let's have a look. 708 01:08:39,374 --> 01:08:40,999 [CRASHlNG ] 709 01:08:41,251 --> 01:08:46,043 Try and look like coconuts, lads, and we'll be all right. 710 01:08:48,633 --> 01:08:51,837 Whoa! 711 01:08:56,909 --> 01:08:59,150 ASTERlX: l feel awful! 712 01:08:59,411 --> 01:09:02,614 GETAFlX: That's natural on a transatlantic crossing. 713 01:09:02,915 --> 01:09:05,619 -You're suffering from canoe-lag. ASTERlX: Huh? 714 01:09:05,876 --> 01:09:11,712 Obelix, put your foot down or the Romans will be all over our village. 715 01:09:11,965 --> 01:09:15,417 Look, a sea gull! Look! 716 01:09:15,719 --> 01:09:21,259 -Do you realize what this means? -Yeah, cover your heads, lads! 717 01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:25,058 -No, we're approaching land! ASTERlX: Gaul? 718 01:09:25,312 --> 01:09:27,720 OBELlX: We've done it! 719 01:09:28,607 --> 01:09:30,434 -Gaul, sweet Gaul! -Look! 720 01:09:30,692 --> 01:09:33,896 They've got a kettle on for us already! 721 01:09:34,112 --> 01:09:38,359 GETAFlX: That's not the kettle! ASTERlX: lt's the village! 722 01:09:41,453 --> 01:09:44,904 Quick! While there's still something left to save! 723 01:09:45,123 --> 01:09:50,877 Friends, friends, throw out the menhirs and boars first! 724 01:09:52,881 --> 01:09:58,006 For nothing! What could have happened? 725 01:10:02,975 --> 01:10:07,352 -By Teutates! -We're too late. 726 01:10:09,481 --> 01:10:12,815 Oh, no! Vitalstatistix! 727 01:10:13,694 --> 01:10:17,608 Unhygienix! Where are you? 728 01:10:18,991 --> 01:10:21,067 Come out! Can't you hear me? 729 01:10:21,285 --> 01:10:27,157 They're gone. We've lost them all. We failed them when they needed us. 730 01:10:27,374 --> 01:10:28,654 You mean-- 731 01:10:28,876 --> 01:10:31,663 Yeah, they've all gone to that big village in the sky. 732 01:10:31,879 --> 01:10:32,874 [MUMBLlNG ] 733 01:10:33,088 --> 01:10:36,124 Look over there, Obelix! lt's our bard! 734 01:10:36,383 --> 01:10:40,297 GETAFlX: By Belinus, cut him down fast! 735 01:10:45,184 --> 01:10:48,683 -What happened to the others? ASTERlX: Where are they? 736 01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:54,056 Look what the Romans did when l tried to sing for my captured comrades. 737 01:10:54,318 --> 01:10:58,730 Captured? Then they're still alive? 738 01:10:58,989 --> 01:11:04,576 They're being taken to the arena. Without the potion, we know the score. 739 01:11:05,204 --> 01:11:10,578 Yeah. Lions: 1 5. Gauls: nil. What are we waiting for? 740 01:11:10,834 --> 01:11:14,250 l can brew the potion, but the rest is up to you. 741 01:11:14,505 --> 01:11:19,926 Don't worry, Getafix. l'm in the mood for a Roman holiday. 742 01:11:32,105 --> 01:11:36,399 l won't forget the part you've played in my victory, Lucullus. 743 01:11:36,652 --> 01:11:38,229 You'll be rewarded. 744 01:11:38,779 --> 01:11:42,563 Not the lovely villa on the shores of Lake Como? 745 01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:44,527 No. 746 01:11:45,035 --> 01:11:47,491 The Gallic village. 747 01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:50,278 -What?! -lt's yours. 748 01:11:50,541 --> 01:11:52,866 Beautifully appointed country home. 749 01:11:53,085 --> 01:11:57,747 May lack a few mod cons, but plenty of rustic charm. 750 01:11:57,965 --> 01:12:01,001 LUCULLUS: Caesar is too kind. 751 01:12:08,809 --> 01:12:13,387 Without your magic potion, you are nothing. 752 01:12:13,605 --> 01:12:16,440 [LAUGHS] 753 01:12:21,113 --> 01:12:26,818 [SPEAKlNG lN FRENCH] 754 01:12:27,161 --> 01:12:28,868 Mm. 755 01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:32,072 Cheers. 756 01:12:32,332 --> 01:12:34,658 [CRASHlNG ] 757 01:12:40,549 --> 01:12:46,089 [DRUNKEN SlNGlNG ] 758 01:12:46,513 --> 01:12:49,799 OBELlX: Wouldn't like to be them in the morning. 759 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:53,516 Hey, lads! Fancy a few bevers? 760 01:12:53,896 --> 01:12:56,137 Thanks, but no, thanks! 761 01:12:56,773 --> 01:13:00,142 Okay, suit yourselves. 762 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,578 We're the next watch. You're relieved. 763 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:20,170 l'll say l am. l'm dying to go. 764 01:13:20,881 --> 01:13:23,372 Must be all this wine. 765 01:13:25,093 --> 01:13:26,671 Ooh. 766 01:13:28,931 --> 01:13:31,801 All clear, Obelix. 767 01:13:32,434 --> 01:13:37,143 Rotten cowards, the lot of them. Lazy, greedy. 768 01:13:39,858 --> 01:13:42,017 Me? Greedy? 769 01:13:43,070 --> 01:13:46,154 God preserve us! lt can't be! 770 01:13:46,448 --> 01:13:50,066 lmpedimenta! Look who's here! 771 01:13:51,745 --> 01:13:56,740 GAUL 1 : What a sight for sore eyes! GAUL 2: We're glad to see you! 772 01:13:57,668 --> 01:13:59,874 LUCULLUS: Cheers! 773 01:14:01,797 --> 01:14:05,925 Do you know the secret of my success, Lucullus? 774 01:14:06,218 --> 01:14:08,887 Bread and circuses? 775 01:14:09,137 --> 01:14:12,589 Exactly! And Gauls. 776 01:14:12,850 --> 01:14:15,720 Lots of Gauls being devoured... 777 01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:19,887 ...very, very messily by lions. 778 01:14:20,148 --> 01:14:23,352 And the people love you for it, Caesar! 779 01:14:24,152 --> 01:14:26,774 Yes... 780 01:14:27,322 --> 01:14:31,154 ...but it's lonely at the top. 781 01:14:31,451 --> 01:14:32,447 [EXPLODlNG ] 782 01:14:32,661 --> 01:14:35,947 What's that? Who dares to--? 783 01:14:41,879 --> 01:14:43,207 By the gods! 784 01:14:43,422 --> 01:14:44,418 [SCREAMlNG ] 785 01:14:44,965 --> 01:14:46,792 Oh, no! 786 01:14:53,140 --> 01:14:54,717 Gotcha! 787 01:15:09,281 --> 01:15:11,108 Oh. 788 01:15:13,494 --> 01:15:15,036 [CHEWlNG ] 789 01:15:15,287 --> 01:15:16,912 [BURPlNG ] 790 01:15:21,418 --> 01:15:23,078 Here! 791 01:15:24,505 --> 01:15:26,165 Huh? 792 01:15:26,882 --> 01:15:30,049 -Halt! Who goes there? CAESAR: A barrel, you fool! 793 01:15:31,553 --> 01:15:33,842 A barrel. Oh. 794 01:15:39,144 --> 01:15:40,852 [SCREAMS] 795 01:16:01,333 --> 01:16:04,369 Where are your friends when you need them? 796 01:16:04,586 --> 01:16:08,750 How will l explain this in my new book on the Gallic wars? 797 01:16:09,007 --> 01:16:14,002 Got it! l advanced backwards in a brilliant tactical maneuver. 798 01:16:14,930 --> 01:16:17,931 NARRATOR: And so the Gauls returned home triumphant. 799 01:16:18,183 --> 01:16:22,311 Asterix and Obelix were the heroes of the hour. 800 01:16:27,109 --> 01:16:33,028 They had feathers in their hair. And they sang a strange tribal song. 801 01:16:33,282 --> 01:16:38,407 -How did it go? -l'll sing it for you, all right? 802 01:16:38,620 --> 01:16:43,448 Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha Gin-gan-goo, gin-gan-goo 803 01:16:43,667 --> 01:16:44,865 All right? 804 01:16:45,085 --> 01:16:50,127 ALL: Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha Gin-gan-goo, gin-gan-goo 805 01:16:50,340 --> 01:16:53,923 Hey-la, hey-la shay-la 806 01:16:54,178 --> 01:16:58,258 Hey-la-shay-la-lay-la-loo 807 01:16:58,473 --> 01:17:02,092 ALL: Hey-la, hey-la shay-la 808 01:17:02,311 --> 01:17:06,973 Hey-la-shay-la-lay-la-loo 809 01:17:07,191 --> 01:17:11,687 Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha Gin-gan-goo, gin-gan-goo 810 01:17:11,904 --> 01:17:16,400 Gin-gan-gooly-gooly-gooly-watcha Gin-gan-goo, gin-gan-goo 811 01:17:17,826 --> 01:17:21,076 NARRATOR: So we say goodbye to the splendor that was Rome... 812 01:17:21,288 --> 01:17:23,281 ...the might that was Gaul... 813 01:17:23,540 --> 01:17:28,119 ...and the song that was ging, gang, gooly, gooly.62983

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