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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:30,627 --> 00:01:33,538 - I love the start of relationship. 2 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:34,458 It's great, isn't it? 3 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:37,678 It's exciting to see the other person make an effort. 4 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:39,268 You're nice to each other. 5 00:01:39,270 --> 00:01:40,808 Hey, how was your day? 6 00:01:40,810 --> 00:01:41,641 The best. 7 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,474 How was yours? 8 00:01:42,476 --> 00:01:43,417 Incredible. 9 00:01:43,419 --> 00:01:44,250 Wanna fuck? 10 00:01:44,252 --> 00:01:45,308 Yes, please. 11 00:01:45,310 --> 00:01:46,920 Cut to a year later. 12 00:01:46,922 --> 00:01:48,313 How was your day? 13 00:01:49,740 --> 00:01:50,573 Fine. 14 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:53,528 Aren't you gonna can ask how mine was? 15 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,758 How was your day? 16 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:55,591 Awful. 17 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:57,258 Not that you give a shit. 18 00:01:57,260 --> 00:01:58,378 - Nice job. 19 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,098 Those eight people seemed to really enjoy it. 20 00:02:00,100 --> 00:02:01,608 - Yeah, two more than last week. 21 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:02,958 Word must be spreading. 22 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:03,899 - No, that was my parents. 23 00:02:03,901 --> 00:02:06,028 - Ah, explains why they were laughing more at you than me. 24 00:02:06,030 --> 00:02:06,958 - Yeah, that must be it. 25 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,798 Drink? 26 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,648 - Always one step ahead of you. 27 00:02:09,650 --> 00:02:10,528 - Lovely as it isn't here, 28 00:02:10,530 --> 00:02:12,569 I meant out there with the people. 29 00:02:12,571 --> 00:02:13,904 - Not a problem. 30 00:02:22,321 --> 00:02:23,778 In the interest of honesty, 31 00:02:23,780 --> 00:02:25,055 even though it smells a lot like piss in here, 32 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:27,088 I find this whole situation a bit sexy. 33 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:27,921 - Me too. 34 00:02:27,923 --> 00:02:29,587 Now I love the smell of piss. 35 00:02:32,590 --> 00:02:34,441 Should we kiss or something? 36 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:48,348 Oh shit, I'm not on piss. 37 00:02:48,350 --> 00:02:50,521 Yeah, I'm definitely not on piss. 38 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,863 Pull up. 39 00:02:53,865 --> 00:02:54,696 Okay. 40 00:02:54,698 --> 00:02:55,529 - Yeah, yeah. 41 00:02:55,531 --> 00:02:56,362 Are you all right? 42 00:02:56,364 --> 00:02:57,195 - Sit down. 43 00:03:00,753 --> 00:03:01,584 Okay. 44 00:03:01,586 --> 00:03:02,836 - You go there. 45 00:03:03,688 --> 00:03:04,519 - Okay. - Okay. 46 00:03:04,521 --> 00:03:05,727 - Okay, okay. 47 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:06,898 - Yeah. 48 00:03:09,354 --> 00:03:10,187 Hang on. 49 00:03:11,972 --> 00:03:13,337 Hang on, sorry. 50 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,067 - Are you- 51 00:03:17,069 --> 00:03:19,563 - Sorry, it's just the coke. 52 00:03:19,565 --> 00:03:20,418 - Just shove it. 53 00:03:20,420 --> 00:03:21,251 - No, no, no. 54 00:03:21,253 --> 00:03:22,084 Yeah, yeah. 55 00:03:22,086 --> 00:03:22,919 I'm sorry. 56 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:25,919 All right. 57 00:03:25,921 --> 00:03:27,148 Okay, yeah I'm in. 58 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,021 Yeah, I'm good. - Are you ready? 59 00:03:28,023 --> 00:03:28,854 - Yeah, I'm in. 60 00:03:29,913 --> 00:03:31,110 - Come on, guys. 61 00:03:31,112 --> 00:03:32,608 I know you're in there. 62 00:03:32,610 --> 00:03:35,560 You got five minutes and then I'm gonna have to open it up. 63 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:39,260 - Guess I better put my pissy jeans back on then. 64 00:04:41,480 --> 00:04:44,508 - I really, really don't wanna go in today. 65 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:45,708 - Then don't. 66 00:04:45,710 --> 00:04:47,227 Let's just run away together. 67 00:04:47,229 --> 00:04:48,158 - Yes, please. 68 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:49,088 I'd love that. 69 00:04:49,090 --> 00:04:49,921 - Why don't we? 70 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:52,098 Why don't we just pack our bags 71 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:53,898 and take our savings and just leave? 72 00:04:53,900 --> 00:04:56,288 - I think we'd probably last about three months. 73 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,138 - A year in India. 74 00:04:57,140 --> 00:04:58,268 Maybe more. 75 00:04:58,270 --> 00:04:59,688 - Can we come back for our wedding though? 76 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,318 - We'll get married in Vegas. 77 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,470 - Oh, it's a big trip. 78 00:05:02,472 --> 00:05:04,488 - There's a lot of the world to see. 79 00:05:04,490 --> 00:05:05,698 I can take photos. 80 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,008 We'd live off my commissions. 81 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:08,058 - I'd be a kept woman. 82 00:05:08,060 --> 00:05:09,918 I like the sound of that. 83 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:11,288 No more spreadsheets. 84 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:14,568 - Just silk sheets for you, my lady. 85 00:05:14,570 --> 00:05:16,293 I know how to treat my women. 86 00:05:19,190 --> 00:05:20,021 - Well now, don't. 87 00:05:20,023 --> 00:05:20,854 Don't do that. 88 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:21,687 I've got morning breath. 89 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:22,798 - I don't care. 90 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:24,008 - No, no, no, no, no, seriously. 91 00:05:24,010 --> 00:05:26,096 And also what about this beautiful creation? 92 00:05:26,098 --> 00:05:27,345 - I don't care about that either. 93 00:05:27,347 --> 00:05:28,918 - No honestly, I haven't got time for it. 94 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,600 I want to eat these. 95 00:05:30,602 --> 00:05:32,078 - I think I could eat Mexican food every day. 96 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,588 Could you eat Mexican food everyday? 97 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:36,638 - Probably not. 98 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,013 - Yeah, you could. 99 00:05:38,890 --> 00:05:39,798 - Okay. 100 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:40,898 - Well don't okay me. 101 00:05:40,900 --> 00:05:42,398 If you don't agree, don't agree. 102 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:43,914 - I already didn't agree. 103 00:05:43,916 --> 00:05:45,628 - Yeah, but not with any real conviction. 104 00:05:45,630 --> 00:05:46,461 - Fine. 105 00:05:46,463 --> 00:05:47,318 Fuck you. 106 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,208 I don't want to eat Mexican food every day 107 00:05:49,210 --> 00:05:50,410 for the rest of my life. 108 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,898 - There's just so much complexity in the sauce. 109 00:05:56,900 --> 00:05:58,720 Then you got the smokiness from that deep. 110 00:05:58,722 --> 00:06:00,358 - Okay, okay. 111 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,543 I'd eat it everyday. 112 00:06:02,970 --> 00:06:03,878 No, Josh. 113 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:05,578 Oh, for fuck's sake. 114 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:06,588 - I don't wanna lose it. 115 00:06:06,590 --> 00:06:08,518 - You said not tonight. 116 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:09,523 - 30 seconds tops. 117 00:06:11,850 --> 00:06:14,275 It's the hottest shack in town at the moment. 118 00:06:14,277 --> 00:06:17,358 The spicy goodness that everyone's talking about 119 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:21,148 and I'm happy to report that it does not disappoint. 120 00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:21,981 Done. 121 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:23,658 I just didn't wanna lose the moment. 122 00:06:23,660 --> 00:06:24,698 - Well you did. 123 00:06:24,700 --> 00:06:26,148 - I didn't mean that moment. 124 00:06:26,150 --> 00:06:27,721 - You never do. 125 00:06:27,723 --> 00:06:28,554 - I got their card. 126 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,518 I'm gonna suggest them to Em 127 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,288 for the wedding for midnight snacks. 128 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,068 You know, we should really get married soon. 129 00:06:33,070 --> 00:06:34,803 They're already putting us to shame. 130 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:38,854 Are you gonna propose? 131 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,413 - I'm seeing someone else. 132 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:51,858 - Do you want to go for a drink or something? 133 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:53,268 - No, I'm fine. 134 00:06:53,270 --> 00:06:54,718 - You know, I'd love you to come and stay with us. 135 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,948 It's just the wedding. 136 00:06:55,950 --> 00:06:57,528 - Don't worry. 137 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,030 - But if you're totally stuck. 138 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:20,792 - Fuck. 139 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:33,108 Stay for a drink. 140 00:07:33,110 --> 00:07:34,208 - No, sorry. 141 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:36,318 Fun is strictly on hold until the 21st. 142 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:37,808 - Sam got you on a tight leash. 143 00:07:37,810 --> 00:07:39,501 - Maybe I put myself on the leash. 144 00:07:39,503 --> 00:07:40,522 - I bet you did. 145 00:07:40,524 --> 00:07:41,451 Pervert. 146 00:07:41,453 --> 00:07:43,778 - You are such a child. 147 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:45,980 Call me if you need anything. 148 00:07:45,982 --> 00:07:46,815 - I will. 149 00:07:51,144 --> 00:07:51,977 - Bye. 150 00:07:58,290 --> 00:08:01,588 - Single origin, Ethiopian drip coffee from Bean Yard? 151 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:02,888 Yes, please. 152 00:08:02,890 --> 00:08:06,798 Guys, I have got some very exciting news. 153 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,428 Bad Chef is growing. 154 00:08:08,430 --> 00:08:09,428 We're moving on. 155 00:08:09,430 --> 00:08:10,428 We're moving up. 156 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:11,758 We're gonna have new adventures. 157 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,591 We're gonna be looking at new premises. 158 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:16,008 We're gonna be doing guest spots in different kitchens. 159 00:08:16,010 --> 00:08:19,208 It's gonna be bigger and better than ever. 160 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:22,618 Also, just between you and me, 161 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:26,388 I've got a very, very exciting project in the pipeline. 162 00:08:26,390 --> 00:08:27,221 What? 163 00:08:27,223 --> 00:08:28,138 A TV show? 164 00:08:28,140 --> 00:08:30,128 Well, I couldn't possibly say. 165 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,088 Just stay tuned for more news. 166 00:08:32,090 --> 00:08:33,518 Keep your bad selves good. 167 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,353 Peace. 168 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:13,261 - Hey. 169 00:09:13,263 --> 00:09:14,096 - Hey. 170 00:09:15,090 --> 00:09:18,428 - So I've had a slightly different idea 171 00:09:18,430 --> 00:09:20,953 for who I think maybe a good first dance song. 172 00:09:20,955 --> 00:09:21,923 - Have you? 173 00:09:21,925 --> 00:09:23,445 - Yes. 174 00:09:23,447 --> 00:09:24,278 Wanna hear? 175 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,113 - Yeah. 176 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,249 - Jump. 177 00:10:14,778 --> 00:10:16,550 - Enough, enough, enough, enough. 178 00:10:16,552 --> 00:10:17,383 - Oh, come on. 179 00:10:17,385 --> 00:10:18,261 - No, no. 180 00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:21,451 I love it. 181 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:22,423 I'm in. 182 00:10:24,870 --> 00:10:25,970 I want to wear a suit. 183 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,312 - Well you certainly ruined my bit of a dance moment. 184 00:10:29,314 --> 00:10:30,145 Please. 185 00:10:30,147 --> 00:10:30,980 - I think I do. 186 00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:32,678 - You have a dress. 187 00:10:32,680 --> 00:10:35,698 You have a very expensive dress that we can't take back. 188 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:38,023 - Well, I'll wear it to my next wedding. 189 00:10:38,025 --> 00:10:40,060 - I am literally going to kill you in your sleep. 190 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:49,453 Are you being serious? 191 00:10:50,402 --> 00:10:51,292 You're a fucking nightmare. 192 00:10:51,294 --> 00:10:52,127 - Oh. 193 00:10:53,808 --> 00:10:54,641 Sam. 194 00:11:15,660 --> 00:11:17,755 - Okay, let's go. 195 00:11:17,757 --> 00:11:18,858 And I'm over here. 196 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:19,691 Oh, that's it. 197 00:11:19,693 --> 00:11:20,618 Like a sexy tiger. 198 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,738 Growl. 199 00:11:21,740 --> 00:11:22,571 Oh, oh. 200 00:11:22,573 --> 00:11:23,404 And straight down the lens. 201 00:11:23,406 --> 00:11:24,478 Mm mm, that's sexy. 202 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,278 Mm mm mm mm. 203 00:11:26,280 --> 00:11:27,111 And over here. 204 00:11:27,113 --> 00:11:28,098 Follow me, follow me. 205 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:29,278 Oh yeah. 206 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,111 Oh. 207 00:11:30,113 --> 00:11:31,118 And look over to the right. 208 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,204 Oh, that's beautiful. 209 00:11:32,206 --> 00:11:33,037 I love it. 210 00:11:33,039 --> 00:11:33,870 I love it. 211 00:11:33,872 --> 00:11:34,705 I love it. 212 00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:36,601 Emmy. 213 00:11:36,603 --> 00:11:39,018 - I think we could go touch softer. 214 00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,228 A bit more diffusion. 215 00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:41,498 - I wasn't asking your opinion. 216 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,248 Why are there no fucking images on my screen? 217 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:44,448 - Oh right, sorry. 218 00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:45,648 - Now down this way. 219 00:11:45,650 --> 00:11:46,978 Oh yeah. 220 00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:47,811 Yeah. 221 00:11:47,813 --> 00:11:48,644 You're the lady. 222 00:11:48,646 --> 00:11:49,477 I'm a tramp. 223 00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:50,310 You're Princess Diana. 224 00:11:50,312 --> 00:11:51,145 That's it. 225 00:11:52,820 --> 00:11:54,768 - I didn't get a script. 226 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:55,601 - Oh no, no. 227 00:11:55,603 --> 00:11:56,858 There isn't one. 228 00:11:56,860 --> 00:11:58,818 - Oh, is it for a different job? 229 00:11:58,820 --> 00:11:59,778 - Yeah. 230 00:11:59,780 --> 00:12:01,188 Sitcom. 231 00:12:01,190 --> 00:12:02,021 - Sitcom. 232 00:12:02,023 --> 00:12:02,973 Are you a comedian? 233 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:05,860 - Not really, no. 234 00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:09,625 - What's it called? 235 00:12:09,627 --> 00:12:11,358 - "Moonshine". 236 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,593 Set in Ireland. 237 00:12:13,980 --> 00:12:16,028 - With English characters? 238 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:16,932 - No, no. 239 00:12:16,934 --> 00:12:20,203 I'll be putting on an Irish accent. 240 00:12:21,570 --> 00:12:22,403 - Will ya? 241 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,233 - Emmy. 242 00:12:30,249 --> 00:12:31,628 Listen. 243 00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:34,378 I got a queue of people as long as my dick 244 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,198 wanting to take your job. 245 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:39,798 Now you keep your head down, your mouth shut, 246 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:42,288 and you got a chance, but if you ever, 247 00:12:42,290 --> 00:12:44,643 ever give me your opinion again. 248 00:12:47,370 --> 00:12:48,203 Okay? 249 00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:53,693 Good work today. 250 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,680 Who's coming to my hotel room? 251 00:13:01,643 --> 00:13:02,563 - Josh. 252 00:13:03,406 --> 00:13:05,422 How are you? - Get here. 253 00:13:05,424 --> 00:13:06,255 You. 254 00:13:06,257 --> 00:13:10,535 - Oh hilarious, Josh. 255 00:13:10,537 --> 00:13:12,142 - Hilarious. 256 00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,518 - Oh, thank you so much for coming in. 257 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,733 - Yeah, thank you. 258 00:13:15,735 --> 00:13:17,748 - And we've got something absolutely great. 259 00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:18,581 It's great. 260 00:13:18,583 --> 00:13:19,708 - It's great. 261 00:13:19,710 --> 00:13:20,688 - Oh God, sorry. 262 00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:22,308 How rude. 263 00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,648 Shit, actually do you mind if I? 264 00:13:23,650 --> 00:13:24,688 Thank you. 265 00:13:24,690 --> 00:13:25,521 Hi, hi. 266 00:13:25,523 --> 00:13:29,483 - And here we go. 267 00:13:31,529 --> 00:13:33,593 Just finishing. 268 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:38,793 Just got to quickly pop in. 269 00:13:40,128 --> 00:13:42,063 And send. 270 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,083 Send. 271 00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:45,863 Send. 272 00:13:48,300 --> 00:13:49,133 It sent. 273 00:13:50,071 --> 00:13:51,598 Josh. 274 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,297 You look great. 275 00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,132 Hilarious. 276 00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:55,825 - Okay. 277 00:13:57,287 --> 00:13:59,658 - You need a coffee or a water? 278 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:00,491 - I'm fine. 279 00:14:00,493 --> 00:14:02,140 - Or a glass of delicious Rose maybe. 280 00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,148 - Right. 281 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:06,948 - 300 and you only have to do one spot. 282 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:08,106 - Advertising. 283 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:08,939 - No, no, no, no, no. 284 00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:10,565 This needs to come from you. 285 00:14:10,567 --> 00:14:13,168 - You want me to endorse this for 300? 286 00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:14,921 - Oh, it's really quite nice wine, you know. 287 00:14:14,923 --> 00:14:15,918 Here look, have some. 288 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,433 - I don't need to have some. 289 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,828 Did you get a chance to show the Food Network my pilot? 290 00:14:20,830 --> 00:14:21,808 - Oh. 291 00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:22,988 They loved it. 292 00:14:22,990 --> 00:14:23,821 - Really? 293 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:24,878 - They will when they watch it. 294 00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:25,858 - Oh, he loves it. 295 00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:26,741 I knew it. 296 00:14:26,743 --> 00:14:27,574 - Yeah. 297 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:29,128 - Apparently Ukraine is the new Provence. 298 00:14:29,130 --> 00:14:30,530 - Yeah. - Or so we're told. 299 00:14:31,410 --> 00:14:32,388 Actually probably didn't mention that. 300 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:33,598 Don't want the fact checking Nazis 301 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:34,431 spewing all over your feed. 302 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,424 - No, no, no, no. 303 00:14:36,426 --> 00:14:39,108 - So how's the lovely Jennifer? 304 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,068 Hi yeah, can I get a table for six? 305 00:14:41,070 --> 00:14:41,927 Yeah, thank you. 306 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,360 - Oh, it didn't send. 307 00:14:45,362 --> 00:14:46,195 Come on. 308 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:54,551 - It was great. 309 00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:55,528 Lovely people. 310 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,430 Listen, have you heard of "Moonshine"? 311 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,163 And you showed them my show reel? 312 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:02,588 Right. 313 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:05,228 Well maybe I could be proactive like put something on tape. 314 00:15:05,230 --> 00:15:06,930 Or you can get them down to a gig. 315 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:08,793 Okay. 316 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:11,148 Fine, yep. 317 00:15:11,150 --> 00:15:11,983 Okay. 318 00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:14,620 Fancy seeing you here. 319 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:15,808 - I've only got like 40 minutes, 320 00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,128 so I can't make it back to yours. 321 00:15:17,130 --> 00:15:19,628 Plus I stink fish guts. 322 00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:20,618 - What else is new? 323 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,589 No, I thought we could grab a coffee or a bite to eat. 324 00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:24,855 - What? 325 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,803 Have like a conversation. 326 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,198 People might see us. 327 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,440 - All my other bitches. 328 00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:31,273 I understand. 329 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:32,108 I get it. 330 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:36,398 - Oh, well I need to get changed really. 331 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,888 And then by the time we found somewhere, 332 00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:39,721 I'll have to come back. 333 00:15:39,723 --> 00:15:40,554 - No worries. 334 00:15:40,556 --> 00:15:41,387 I was right here. 335 00:15:41,389 --> 00:15:42,640 I thought I might as well pop by. 336 00:15:43,914 --> 00:15:44,818 - I mean you can. 337 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:45,888 Sorry that sounded- 338 00:15:45,890 --> 00:15:47,958 - No, don't worry about it. 339 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,748 - If you just given me more notice. 340 00:15:49,750 --> 00:15:51,933 - Honestly, it was just, you know. 341 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:56,991 - Do you wanna share my pastry? 342 00:15:56,993 --> 00:16:00,698 - As tempting as that is, leave you to it. 343 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,633 - It's probably a good decision. 344 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,573 - Cool. 345 00:16:07,580 --> 00:16:08,413 - Cool. - Cool. 346 00:16:11,872 --> 00:16:13,278 - I still can't believe it, you know. 347 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,518 It's still hard to believe. 348 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:15,351 - Yeah. 349 00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:16,593 - Do you know what I mean? 350 00:16:16,595 --> 00:16:17,528 - What? 351 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,108 - That she was fucking somebody else. 352 00:16:19,110 --> 00:16:20,918 It's like, I don't know. 353 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:21,751 Cancer. 354 00:16:21,753 --> 00:16:23,368 Like one of those things you think will never happen to you. 355 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,028 - I don't think it's like cancer. 356 00:16:25,030 --> 00:16:26,458 - You don't know what it feels like, okay. 357 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:27,798 It's eating me up inside. 358 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,918 - But not literally. 359 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,289 - The strawberry one. 360 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,122 - Are you sure? 361 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,276 - Yes. 362 00:16:33,278 --> 00:16:36,028 - Sam's already ordered the chocolate one. 363 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:37,568 - Well then what was the point in asking me? 364 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,703 - Because I think I like the strawberry one, too. 365 00:16:40,905 --> 00:16:41,736 - Have you spoken to her? 366 00:16:41,738 --> 00:16:42,918 - About the cake? 367 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:43,751 - No. 368 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:44,931 You know who I'm talking about. 369 00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:46,068 - Can we not do this? 370 00:16:46,070 --> 00:16:47,298 - Emmy, for fuck's sake. 371 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,378 You're my sister. 372 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,518 - And what did I say when you got together? 373 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:51,351 - Watch out. 374 00:16:51,353 --> 00:16:52,338 She's a dirty, filthy whore. 375 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,878 - Can we change the subject please? 376 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,888 - It's just normal now when people just sleep around. 377 00:16:57,890 --> 00:16:58,828 - How are you, Emmy? 378 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,038 How's the planning going? 379 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,058 Are you freaking out? 380 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:03,118 Well, thanks so much for asking. 381 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:05,688 I'm so grateful to have such a caring older brother. 382 00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,008 - Don't change the subject. 383 00:17:07,010 --> 00:17:07,841 - From you, no. 384 00:17:07,843 --> 00:17:09,365 God forbid. 385 00:17:09,367 --> 00:17:10,198 - You know what? 386 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,031 Forget it. 387 00:17:11,033 --> 00:17:12,908 If everything's off limits, I've got work to do. 388 00:17:12,910 --> 00:17:14,438 - My life's not off limits. 389 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:16,108 - Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not in the mood to listen 390 00:17:16,110 --> 00:17:18,218 to your fairytale life at the moment. 391 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,048 - Selfish prick. 392 00:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,648 - Don't forget we've got lunch tomorrow with mom. 393 00:17:21,650 --> 00:17:22,483 - Fuck. 394 00:17:37,450 --> 00:17:38,283 - Hello. 395 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,048 - Looking for this. 396 00:17:42,050 --> 00:17:43,698 Oh, that sounded terrible. 397 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,531 I didn't mean. 398 00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:45,364 I didn't. 399 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,197 I just saw it. 400 00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,188 I folded it. 401 00:17:47,190 --> 00:17:48,388 Are you meant to fold skirts? 402 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,223 I don't know. 403 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:50,921 - Oh. 404 00:17:50,923 --> 00:17:52,353 - Yeah. I'll just give it over. 405 00:17:53,430 --> 00:17:55,428 I'm Josh, by the way. 406 00:17:55,430 --> 00:17:56,528 - Lily. 407 00:17:56,530 --> 00:17:57,868 - Hello, Lily. 408 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:58,701 - Hello. 409 00:17:58,703 --> 00:17:59,548 - Should we shake hands? 410 00:17:59,550 --> 00:18:00,788 Should I stand up? 411 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:01,621 I've gotta be honest. 412 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:04,526 I'm a little bit out of my depth in this. 413 00:18:04,528 --> 00:18:07,188 - I mean, you've seen me in my knickers, 414 00:18:07,190 --> 00:18:09,848 so I guess we can skip the formalities. 415 00:18:09,850 --> 00:18:11,195 - Absolutely. 416 00:18:11,197 --> 00:18:12,918 How was your childhood? 417 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:13,751 - Traumatic. 418 00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:14,798 - Mine, too. 419 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:16,138 Cheap Rose? 420 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:19,008 - Yeah, I really should continue sneaking out. 421 00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:20,827 - Now that you've got your clothes back on. 422 00:18:20,829 --> 00:18:21,662 - Yeah. 423 00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:24,108 - Until next time. 424 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:25,558 - He'll be lucky. 425 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,958 - I bet he will. 426 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:27,793 Bit creepy. 427 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,248 - See ya. 428 00:18:32,250 --> 00:18:33,289 - Go easy. 429 00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:34,458 - Okay. 430 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:37,793 - Go easy. 431 00:18:43,263 --> 00:18:44,094 Hey. 432 00:18:44,096 --> 00:18:44,929 - Hey. 433 00:18:45,897 --> 00:18:46,728 - Is she here? 434 00:18:46,730 --> 00:18:48,148 - She's inside. 435 00:18:48,150 --> 00:18:49,428 - And you're sure you want me here? 436 00:18:49,430 --> 00:18:50,278 - What? 437 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,111 - I'm just saying does it look 438 00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,458 like we've been going behind her back? 439 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:53,291 - Fuck you. 440 00:18:53,293 --> 00:18:54,508 You said you'd come. 441 00:18:54,510 --> 00:18:55,558 - I'm here. 442 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,943 I'm just checking. 443 00:18:58,290 --> 00:18:59,240 Come on then. 444 00:19:04,070 --> 00:19:05,628 - Hey mum. 445 00:19:05,630 --> 00:19:06,463 - Hi. 446 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:09,608 You're late. 447 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,348 - No, we're on time. 448 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,498 - Not by my watch. 449 00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:13,778 - Your watch is always fast. 450 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:15,018 - Semantics. 451 00:19:15,020 --> 00:19:16,428 - Not really. 452 00:19:16,430 --> 00:19:18,228 - You look tired. 453 00:19:18,230 --> 00:19:19,061 - Thanks. 454 00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:20,005 - No, doesn't he? 455 00:19:20,007 --> 00:19:21,353 Are you sleeping? 456 00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,698 I thought it was Jennifer who had the demanding job. 457 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,998 Where is she today? 458 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,008 - Busy. 459 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,917 - I suppose one of you has to be. 460 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:32,428 God, you look tired, too. 461 00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,518 - This is a lovely greeting, mum. 462 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,958 - I worry about you. 463 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,710 You need to look after one another. 464 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:42,103 The air in this city is bad. 465 00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:44,978 You'd realise that if you left it 466 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,188 once in a while to come and visit me. 467 00:19:47,190 --> 00:19:48,728 - I appreciate you coming in, mum. 468 00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,235 - It was my pleasure, darling. 469 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:53,722 What are you doing? 470 00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:55,245 - I'm working. 471 00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:57,658 - Aren't you supposed to be having lunch with your family? 472 00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,073 - Yes Josh, please. 473 00:20:01,170 --> 00:20:02,643 - Speaking of family. 474 00:20:02,645 --> 00:20:03,476 - Oh Jesus. 475 00:20:03,478 --> 00:20:04,918 - No, no, no, listen. 476 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,708 All my friends' children are married 477 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,778 with the second baby on the way. 478 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:09,611 - Okay. 479 00:20:09,613 --> 00:20:10,540 - What about me, mum? 480 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:14,003 - What about you? 481 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:15,758 - Don't you want to see me settle down? 482 00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,291 - Oh, you got plenty of time. 483 00:20:17,293 --> 00:20:18,468 Long as you're happy. 484 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,768 - I am happy. 485 00:20:19,770 --> 00:20:21,323 - They really are a lovely couple. 486 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:23,308 - Yes, I understand two people 487 00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,208 of the same sex can be a lovely couple. 488 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,388 I do understand that. 489 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:28,118 I'm not from a different century, you know. 490 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:30,284 - We're getting married. 491 00:20:33,890 --> 00:20:34,940 - Sorry, you're what? 492 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:37,464 - Getting married. 493 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,513 - When? 494 00:20:41,570 --> 00:20:43,253 - In three weeks. 495 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,128 - What? 496 00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:53,638 I've not even met her. 497 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,610 - And whose fault is that? 498 00:20:59,527 --> 00:21:01,048 - Mum. 499 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,116 Mum. 500 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:08,238 - Well that went well. 501 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:09,478 - Jennifer's still coming to the wedding. 502 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,311 - What? 503 00:21:10,313 --> 00:21:11,990 - Now seemed as good a time as any. 504 00:21:16,189 --> 00:21:19,793 - Hey, great to hear you're still coming to the wedding. 505 00:21:21,078 --> 00:21:24,458 Just wanted to call and say hey. 506 00:21:24,460 --> 00:21:26,558 Maybe we should grab a coffee before the wedding 507 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:30,138 if you got time just to talk. 508 00:21:30,140 --> 00:21:32,368 Call me back on 077. 509 00:21:32,370 --> 00:21:33,248 I mean, you know it. 510 00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:34,348 You know what it is. 511 00:21:34,350 --> 00:21:35,508 I miss you. 512 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:36,868 Forget I said that. 513 00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:38,988 Just let's go for coffee. 514 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:40,158 Okay. 515 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,467 Bye. 516 00:21:41,469 --> 00:21:42,302 Fuck. 517 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,218 - I don't even think I want her there. 518 00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,198 - I think you'll really regret if she's not. 519 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:48,031 - You haven't met her. 520 00:21:48,033 --> 00:21:48,866 - I know. 521 00:21:50,848 --> 00:21:52,128 - I know, I'm sorry. 522 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:53,198 It's ridiculous. 523 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,778 I have tried. 524 00:21:54,780 --> 00:21:57,028 - Maybe we should just ambush her. 525 00:21:57,030 --> 00:21:58,398 - Pop up from behind her sofa. 526 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,288 - Surprise. 527 00:21:59,290 --> 00:22:00,948 I'm having sex with your daughter. 528 00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:01,928 - Occasionally. 529 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:03,098 - Oy. 530 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:04,598 - Hopefully she'd have a heart attack. 531 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,431 - Em, don't say that. 532 00:22:05,433 --> 00:22:06,264 That's mean. 533 00:22:06,266 --> 00:22:07,598 - Just a small one. 534 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:10,208 Make her realise life's too short to be such a bitch. 535 00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:13,448 - To realise that I'm better than any man out there. 536 00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:16,378 - God, I hope I don't inherit her parenting skills. 537 00:22:16,380 --> 00:22:17,858 - Shut up. 538 00:22:17,860 --> 00:22:19,703 You are gonna be a great mommy. 539 00:22:21,530 --> 00:22:22,361 - All right. 540 00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,313 One thing at a time. 541 00:22:29,310 --> 00:22:30,141 - Oh, forget it. 542 00:22:30,143 --> 00:22:30,974 I'm not cut out for this. 543 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:32,218 This is a terrible idea. 544 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,084 - Do you wanna turn up alone to this wedding? 545 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:38,900 - Hi. 546 00:22:38,902 --> 00:22:39,733 I'm Josh. 547 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:40,568 - Mate, she knows you're Josh. 548 00:22:40,570 --> 00:22:41,858 It says right there. 549 00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:42,693 - Okay. 550 00:22:44,410 --> 00:22:45,998 Hi Mia. 551 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,231 Nice to meet you. 552 00:22:47,233 --> 00:22:48,258 - It's too formal. 553 00:22:48,260 --> 00:22:49,308 Keep it light. 554 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:50,143 - Light, right. 555 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:54,158 Here's an interesting fact. 556 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:55,303 - No. 557 00:23:00,113 --> 00:23:00,946 There. 558 00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:03,058 - Now what do I do? 559 00:23:03,060 --> 00:23:03,891 - Just wait. 560 00:23:03,893 --> 00:23:05,488 See if she texts back. 561 00:23:05,490 --> 00:23:07,014 - If? 562 00:23:07,016 --> 00:23:08,276 We had a match. 563 00:23:08,278 --> 00:23:09,198 - That doesn't mean anything. 564 00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,428 Her finger might've slipped. 565 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,268 - Oh God, this is stressful. 566 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:13,101 - It's fine. 567 00:23:13,103 --> 00:23:14,073 There's like 1000 others. 568 00:23:15,530 --> 00:23:16,363 - She's texted. 569 00:23:18,190 --> 00:23:19,021 It is. 570 00:23:19,023 --> 00:23:20,003 How did you know? 571 00:23:21,590 --> 00:23:22,421 - No, no, no. 572 00:23:22,423 --> 00:23:23,998 My work here is done. 573 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,663 - How did I know? 574 00:23:25,665 --> 00:23:27,178 - Use your imagination. 575 00:23:27,180 --> 00:23:28,018 - But- - No. 576 00:23:28,020 --> 00:23:29,718 I gotta go drink off a hangover. 577 00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,553 - Niall. 578 00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:32,970 - Good luck. 579 00:23:59,820 --> 00:24:00,653 - Mia. 580 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,518 Red top. 581 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,208 - Yes, hi. 582 00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,041 - Balding. 583 00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,874 Beard. 584 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:08,302 - Yeah, I recognise you. 585 00:24:08,304 --> 00:24:09,672 Hello. 586 00:24:09,674 --> 00:24:10,629 - Hello. 587 00:24:10,631 --> 00:24:12,338 - Did you bring all this stuff? 588 00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:14,638 - Oh, it's nothing. 589 00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,723 Take a seat, please. 590 00:24:17,649 --> 00:24:19,198 There's a lovely little farmer's market 591 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,350 just around the corner. 592 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,820 - You brought a lot of food. 593 00:24:26,860 --> 00:24:28,438 - So have you come far? 594 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:29,271 - Not really, no. 595 00:24:29,273 --> 00:24:30,518 Just east. 596 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:31,353 I live in Bow. 597 00:24:32,540 --> 00:24:33,998 - Great. 598 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,833 Cool. 599 00:24:36,230 --> 00:24:37,248 I've not been. 600 00:24:37,250 --> 00:24:38,081 - Oh, it's fine. 601 00:24:38,083 --> 00:24:39,738 Well, it's okay. 602 00:24:39,740 --> 00:24:40,573 I like it. 603 00:24:42,260 --> 00:24:43,518 - I'm staying with a mate at the moment. 604 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:44,408 - Oh nice. 605 00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:45,458 In London? 606 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:46,338 - Forest Hill. 607 00:24:46,340 --> 00:24:47,878 - Oh right. 608 00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:48,757 Forest Hill. 609 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:49,590 I know Forest Hill. 610 00:24:49,592 --> 00:24:51,175 That's on the- 611 00:24:51,177 --> 00:24:52,008 - East London line. 612 00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:52,868 - East London line, yeah. 613 00:24:52,870 --> 00:24:55,128 - Yeah and the overground as well actually. 614 00:24:55,130 --> 00:24:56,068 - Right. 615 00:24:56,070 --> 00:24:57,348 That's good. 616 00:24:57,350 --> 00:24:58,438 - Great transport links. 617 00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:00,158 - Yeah. - Yeah. 618 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,498 - Interesting. 619 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,918 Comte? 620 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:03,751 - Oh no, thank you. 621 00:25:03,753 --> 00:25:06,003 I don't really like cheese unless it's melted. 622 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,033 - Oh right. 623 00:25:09,711 --> 00:25:11,128 I've got a pile unfortunately. 624 00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,128 - Oh no, I don't mean on its own. 625 00:25:12,130 --> 00:25:13,608 I mean like on a pizza or something. 626 00:25:13,610 --> 00:25:15,438 - No, I was. 627 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,273 Nevermind. 628 00:25:17,740 --> 00:25:19,450 Oh, try some of this. 629 00:25:20,460 --> 00:25:23,448 It's from a tiny little vineyard 630 00:25:23,450 --> 00:25:26,173 on the southern tip of Sicily. 631 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:30,678 So it's all handpicked single vineyards. 632 00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:32,380 You know, really small production. 633 00:25:34,810 --> 00:25:35,643 No? 634 00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:37,983 - Oh sorry. 635 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:40,538 Sorry, that's a bit dry for me. 636 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:42,104 I normally go for something a bit sweeter. 637 00:25:42,106 --> 00:25:43,318 - Oh. 638 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,248 - Sorry, you have that. 639 00:25:44,250 --> 00:25:45,081 I'm okay for wine. 640 00:25:45,083 --> 00:25:46,178 I don't want anything. 641 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:47,011 - No, no, no problem at all. 642 00:25:47,013 --> 00:25:47,844 - I'm probably gonna- 643 00:25:47,846 --> 00:25:48,677 - No, no, no problem. 644 00:25:48,679 --> 00:25:49,723 - No, honestly I don't need anything. 645 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,138 No, don't open another bottle. 646 00:25:52,140 --> 00:25:52,971 No, no, no. 647 00:25:52,973 --> 00:25:53,804 Please don't. 648 00:25:53,806 --> 00:25:54,639 - Honestly, it's fine. 649 00:25:57,319 --> 00:25:58,402 There you go. 650 00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:06,354 Better? 651 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,187 - Yeah, that's lovely. 652 00:26:07,189 --> 00:26:08,022 Thank you. 653 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:12,258 So do you use Tinder much? 654 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:14,338 - I'm probably gonna go actually. 655 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,208 - Okay. 656 00:26:15,210 --> 00:26:16,041 - Sorry. 657 00:26:16,043 --> 00:26:16,874 - No, no. - It's just. 658 00:26:16,876 --> 00:26:18,888 - Yeah. - This is a bit. 659 00:26:18,890 --> 00:26:19,721 You know. 660 00:26:19,723 --> 00:26:20,613 - Yeah. 661 00:26:20,615 --> 00:26:22,348 - When you know it yourself, you know just. 662 00:26:22,350 --> 00:26:23,181 - Okay. 663 00:26:23,183 --> 00:26:24,428 - This was really lovely of you. 664 00:26:24,430 --> 00:26:26,158 - Thanks. - Enjoy your picnic. 665 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,543 Nice to meet you. - Okay. 666 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,393 Bye. 667 00:27:04,617 --> 00:27:07,298 Okay people, we have comte. 668 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:09,678 We have washed rind goat's cheese. 669 00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:13,239 We have truffle filled brillat savarin. 670 00:27:47,030 --> 00:27:49,648 This one is nice and balanced. 671 00:27:49,650 --> 00:27:51,118 It's got a good bit of body, 672 00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,508 but it's still lovely and fresh, 673 00:27:52,510 --> 00:27:55,298 so you could have it with the canapes or the chicken. 674 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:56,131 - And this is? 675 00:27:56,133 --> 00:27:57,818 What did you call it? 676 00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:58,658 White wine? 677 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:00,258 - It's got a really lovely nose this one. 678 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:01,378 - You've got a lovely nose. 679 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,211 - Niall, please. 680 00:28:02,213 --> 00:28:03,438 We are wine testing. 681 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,271 - Tasting. 682 00:28:04,273 --> 00:28:05,408 - We are taste testing. 683 00:28:05,410 --> 00:28:07,561 - Shall we just do this by ourselves, Josh, another time? 684 00:28:07,563 --> 00:28:09,891 - All right, mum and dad, we'll drink it properly. 685 00:28:09,893 --> 00:28:10,873 - Yeah, like this. 686 00:28:13,990 --> 00:28:15,108 Yum. 687 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:16,111 - Oh, speaking of mum and dead, 688 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:17,821 have you decided yet who's going to be the mum 689 00:28:17,823 --> 00:28:18,654 and who's going to be the dad? 690 00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:20,238 - You are such a prick. 691 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,868 - Aren't we supposed to be pregnant before we announce it? 692 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,308 - I told them we were looking into it. 693 00:28:24,310 --> 00:28:25,918 I didn't realise it was a secret. 694 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,155 - Well, it's not as easy as just deciding to do it, Em. 695 00:28:28,157 --> 00:28:29,288 - No, I do realise that. 696 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:30,428 Thank you, Sam. 697 00:28:30,430 --> 00:28:33,058 I did get a B in GSEC biology. 698 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,058 - Do you like the wine? 699 00:28:34,060 --> 00:28:34,999 - How much is it? 700 00:28:35,001 --> 00:28:36,172 - I can get it for 650 a bottle. 701 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:37,968 - Then I like it. 702 00:28:37,970 --> 00:28:41,108 - Well, this is the Pinot Noir. 703 00:28:41,110 --> 00:28:42,348 It's a great red for the summer. 704 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,188 - Who's gonna do the school run? 705 00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:44,424 - Both of us. 706 00:28:44,426 --> 00:28:45,378 - So you're gonna leave London? 707 00:28:45,380 --> 00:28:47,118 - If it means getting away from you. 708 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,428 - Oh, I'll find you wherever you go. 709 00:28:49,430 --> 00:28:50,708 That's why I'm such a good friend. 710 00:28:50,710 --> 00:28:51,638 I'm persistent. 711 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,471 - What'd you think of that one? 712 00:28:52,473 --> 00:28:53,548 - Yeah, it's nice. 713 00:28:53,550 --> 00:28:56,818 - Cute little three bed in the suburbs. 714 00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,258 Get into the people carrier for the weekly shopper ad deck. 715 00:28:59,260 --> 00:29:00,148 I can see it now. 716 00:29:00,150 --> 00:29:01,079 - Well we can't just all sit around 717 00:29:01,081 --> 00:29:02,518 playing with our dick all day, 718 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,858 living off advert money as much as we'd love to. 719 00:29:04,860 --> 00:29:07,038 - Hey, I've got people who play with my dick for me. 720 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:07,871 - Gross. 721 00:29:07,873 --> 00:29:08,704 Poor women. 722 00:29:08,706 --> 00:29:09,958 - Yeah, I can't disagree with you there. 723 00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:10,968 - Guys. 724 00:29:10,970 --> 00:29:12,348 - Yes please, I'll have some more. 725 00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:13,588 - No, I don't care what you think. 726 00:29:13,590 --> 00:29:14,421 Emmy. 727 00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:16,248 - I am not a big fan of red wine. 728 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:17,176 - Well then. 729 00:29:17,178 --> 00:29:18,009 - I think it's good. 730 00:29:18,011 --> 00:29:19,748 I think it's gonna work. 731 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:20,581 - Do you like to try some dessert ones? 732 00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:23,178 - Anyway, we're not leaving London. 733 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:24,798 - Well, we're gonna have to at some point. 734 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,815 - We don't have to do anything. 735 00:29:26,817 --> 00:29:28,438 - I'm not talking about tomorrow, Em, 736 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,948 but come on, be practical. 737 00:29:29,950 --> 00:29:31,798 - Since when do you want to leave London? 738 00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,501 - Not straight away, but you know 739 00:29:33,503 --> 00:29:35,093 when we have a family we're gonna need to. 740 00:29:35,095 --> 00:29:36,011 - Can we get back to the wine? 741 00:29:36,013 --> 00:29:37,188 - Plenty of people have cooped here before. 742 00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:39,138 - I'm not talking about the Outer Hebrides. 743 00:29:39,140 --> 00:29:39,971 - I was only joking. 744 00:29:39,973 --> 00:29:40,804 I'm sure it's lovely. 745 00:29:40,806 --> 00:29:41,637 - Fuck off, Niall. 746 00:29:41,639 --> 00:29:42,675 No one cares what you think. 747 00:29:42,677 --> 00:29:43,508 - Do you know what? 748 00:29:43,510 --> 00:29:44,341 Forget it. 749 00:29:44,343 --> 00:29:45,174 Forget it. 750 00:29:45,176 --> 00:29:46,007 The wine's there. 751 00:29:46,009 --> 00:29:46,840 The price list is there. 752 00:29:46,842 --> 00:29:48,963 Just text me which ones you want. 753 00:29:48,965 --> 00:29:49,798 - Josh. 754 00:29:50,967 --> 00:29:53,107 What's wrong with him? 755 00:29:57,137 --> 00:29:57,970 What? 756 00:29:59,170 --> 00:30:00,536 - You're totally out of order. 757 00:30:00,538 --> 00:30:02,468 - Oh, fuck you. 758 00:30:02,470 --> 00:30:05,758 - See, we live in a technological time. 759 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,288 Nothing has ever moved so fast. 760 00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:09,888 Hover boards done. 761 00:30:09,890 --> 00:30:10,721 Next. 762 00:30:10,723 --> 00:30:12,228 Driverless cars done. 763 00:30:12,230 --> 00:30:13,168 Next. 764 00:30:13,170 --> 00:30:14,898 AI sex dolls done. 765 00:30:14,900 --> 00:30:16,367 Can I have one please? 766 00:30:18,020 --> 00:30:19,439 - Hey, Niall. 767 00:30:19,441 --> 00:30:20,548 Thanks for tonight. 768 00:30:20,550 --> 00:30:21,768 - Pleasure. 769 00:30:21,770 --> 00:30:23,412 How did your set go? 770 00:30:23,414 --> 00:30:25,178 - Tough crowd I thought. 771 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:26,258 - Yeah. 772 00:30:26,260 --> 00:30:28,758 Starting to wonder if it's the crowd. 773 00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:30,928 Was your mate from United then? 774 00:30:30,930 --> 00:30:32,080 - She couldn't make it. 775 00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:35,053 Your cut. 776 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,628 Sorry it's not more. 777 00:30:38,630 --> 00:30:41,462 - Hey, it's another drink. 778 00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:43,207 - Night. 779 00:30:43,209 --> 00:30:44,042 - Night. 780 00:30:57,100 --> 00:30:58,391 - Night. 781 00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:15,808 - Guys, I realise it's not the most complex thing 782 00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:17,778 in the world but ask yourself this. 783 00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:20,468 Do I want the perfectly fried cheese sandwich? 784 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:21,301 Well do you? 785 00:31:21,303 --> 00:31:22,134 - Yeah. 786 00:31:22,136 --> 00:31:22,967 - Shit. 787 00:31:22,969 --> 00:31:23,800 - Well don't stop. 788 00:31:23,802 --> 00:31:25,258 I wanna know how to make the perfect sandwich. 789 00:31:25,260 --> 00:31:26,983 - It's cheese and bread. 790 00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:29,928 - Keep your bad selves good. 791 00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:32,319 - Oh God, you've seen the site. 792 00:31:32,321 --> 00:31:33,152 - Yeah, it's great. 793 00:31:33,154 --> 00:31:35,018 It's high energy. 794 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,048 - What do you mean? 795 00:31:36,050 --> 00:31:37,958 I'm totally just being myself. 796 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,308 Hanging out, eating food, 797 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:41,718 and generally having much more fun than you. 798 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:42,608 Subscribe here. 799 00:31:42,610 --> 00:31:44,608 - I already did. 800 00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:45,441 - I thought better of you. 801 00:31:45,443 --> 00:31:47,488 - I did it out of pity. 802 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:50,338 - Well now in that case, drink. 803 00:31:50,340 --> 00:31:53,458 - Yeah, I probably should sneak out before he wakes up 804 00:31:53,460 --> 00:31:54,588 and wonders why I'm still here. 805 00:31:54,590 --> 00:31:55,486 - Yeah. 806 00:31:55,488 --> 00:31:56,319 Gotta keep one step ahead. 807 00:31:56,321 --> 00:31:57,938 - Exactly. 808 00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:01,868 - So what did you think really? 809 00:32:01,870 --> 00:32:05,238 - I think you've got excellent taste. 810 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,608 - Even to food? 811 00:32:06,610 --> 00:32:09,399 - I'm the sous chef at 13 Taylor Street. 812 00:32:09,401 --> 00:32:10,478 - No. 813 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,288 I love that place. 814 00:32:12,290 --> 00:32:13,121 - Yeah, I know. 815 00:32:13,123 --> 00:32:14,718 I saw. 816 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:15,848 - We should do a video together. 817 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:16,923 - Definitely not. 818 00:32:17,890 --> 00:32:18,938 - Okay. 819 00:32:18,940 --> 00:32:20,128 - Well. 820 00:32:20,130 --> 00:32:23,188 - Are you going to his gig next week? 821 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:25,288 - Not that I know of. 822 00:32:25,290 --> 00:32:26,518 - You should come. 823 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,898 He's got industry and so he needs friendly faces. 824 00:32:28,900 --> 00:32:29,765 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure he would have invited me 825 00:32:29,767 --> 00:32:31,828 if he wanted me there. 826 00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:34,118 - Well come and keep me company then. 827 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:36,988 I was supposed to be going with my partner of five years, 828 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:39,090 but she's busy sucking another man's cock. 829 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:41,334 - Here. 830 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,731 Text me the details. 831 00:32:48,733 --> 00:32:49,564 Peace. 832 00:32:49,566 --> 00:32:50,399 - Peace. 833 00:33:16,952 --> 00:33:17,783 - Sorry. 834 00:33:17,785 --> 00:33:18,616 - Who are you? 835 00:33:18,618 --> 00:33:19,449 - Sorry. 836 00:33:19,451 --> 00:33:20,282 - Are you like a photographer or what? 837 00:33:20,284 --> 00:33:21,118 - I am, yeah. 838 00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:23,038 - She's holding a camera and taking photos. 839 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,059 - Oh, come on, I know. 840 00:33:24,061 --> 00:33:28,098 I meant like professionally or like instead of a pervert? 841 00:33:28,100 --> 00:33:29,655 - You a pervert? 842 00:33:29,657 --> 00:33:31,238 - I guess I am a bit, yeah. 843 00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:32,071 - Oh good then. 844 00:33:32,073 --> 00:33:33,585 Otherwise I would have put acid on you. 845 00:33:33,587 --> 00:33:34,418 So come in. 846 00:33:34,420 --> 00:33:35,485 Join in. 847 00:33:35,487 --> 00:33:37,436 - Oh, do you mind if I take another picture of you? 848 00:33:37,438 --> 00:33:39,234 Can you get together? 849 00:33:39,236 --> 00:33:40,067 - Yeah, sure. 850 00:33:40,069 --> 00:33:40,921 - Thank you. 851 00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:46,464 - Hey. 852 00:33:46,466 --> 00:33:48,548 - Sh, you'll wake Sam. 853 00:33:48,550 --> 00:33:50,078 - Where you've been? 854 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,558 - Looking. 855 00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:52,393 - Stop. 856 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,178 So I sent the playlist to the minister 857 00:33:56,180 --> 00:33:57,638 and the stands are being delivered 858 00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,408 between 10 and three tomorrow, 859 00:33:59,410 --> 00:34:01,188 so I need you to be in all right. 860 00:34:01,190 --> 00:34:02,023 Stop. 861 00:34:03,008 --> 00:34:03,925 I'm going to bed. 862 00:34:03,927 --> 00:34:05,128 - Hey, hey. 863 00:34:05,130 --> 00:34:06,538 I've got a secret to tell you. 864 00:34:06,540 --> 00:34:07,583 - What you want? 865 00:34:07,585 --> 00:34:09,836 - Come, come, come, come, come. 866 00:34:09,838 --> 00:34:11,335 I've got a secret. 867 00:34:11,337 --> 00:34:12,168 - Go on then. 868 00:34:12,170 --> 00:34:13,001 What is it? 869 00:34:13,003 --> 00:34:15,050 - I wanna fuck you. 870 00:34:15,052 --> 00:34:16,229 - Bet you do, drunkie. 871 00:34:16,231 --> 00:34:17,137 Oh. 872 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:18,932 You absolutely stink. 873 00:34:18,934 --> 00:34:20,321 - Oh. 874 00:34:20,323 --> 00:34:21,406 Come on, Sam. 875 00:34:22,406 --> 00:34:23,921 Hey, hey. 876 00:34:23,923 --> 00:34:25,198 Hey, hey, hey. 877 00:34:35,669 --> 00:34:36,586 - Ow. 878 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:39,776 - Get up, bitch. 879 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:40,609 - No. 880 00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:42,063 I actually think I've cut myself or something. 881 00:34:42,065 --> 00:34:42,896 I'm bleeding. 882 00:34:42,898 --> 00:34:44,489 - Yeah, you are. 883 00:34:44,491 --> 00:34:46,816 - Seriously, I'm bleeding. 884 00:34:46,818 --> 00:34:47,692 - Oh fuck. 885 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:50,248 - Ow. - Let me see, let me see. 886 00:34:50,250 --> 00:34:51,081 You're bleeding. 887 00:34:51,083 --> 00:34:52,178 - Yes. 888 00:34:52,180 --> 00:34:53,498 - Oh. 889 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,331 - Stay there. 890 00:34:54,333 --> 00:34:55,164 Let me go and sort myself. 891 00:34:55,166 --> 00:34:55,997 - I'll help. 892 00:34:55,999 --> 00:34:57,547 - No, just stay. 893 00:34:57,549 --> 00:34:59,048 Jesus. 894 00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:12,238 Oh God. 895 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:29,876 Yeah. 896 00:35:31,076 --> 00:35:31,909 Em. 897 00:35:35,770 --> 00:35:36,913 Fucking kidding me. 898 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:43,311 - Duncan. 899 00:35:43,313 --> 00:35:44,768 - Hey, Niall. 900 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:45,601 Great to see you. 901 00:35:45,603 --> 00:35:46,434 - Thanks for coming. 902 00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,288 - Of course. 903 00:35:47,290 --> 00:35:48,121 When are you on? 904 00:35:48,123 --> 00:35:48,954 - Third. 905 00:35:48,956 --> 00:35:49,838 It's only 10 minutes. 906 00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:51,348 - 10 minutes is perfect. 907 00:35:51,350 --> 00:35:52,976 Is it funny? 908 00:35:52,978 --> 00:35:53,809 - What? 909 00:35:53,811 --> 00:35:55,018 - I'm joking. 910 00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,528 Maybe I should be up on the stage. 911 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:58,361 - Right. 912 00:35:58,363 --> 00:35:59,448 Yeah, is she coming? 913 00:35:59,450 --> 00:36:00,578 - Yes, she'll be here. 914 00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:01,649 - Great. 915 00:36:01,651 --> 00:36:03,253 I'll see you after for drink. 916 00:36:04,430 --> 00:36:05,261 Hello, mate. 917 00:36:05,263 --> 00:36:06,878 - Hey. 918 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:08,198 This place is nice. 919 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,185 - Yeah, it's okay. 920 00:36:09,187 --> 00:36:10,708 - How you feeling? 921 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:12,148 - Nervous. 922 00:36:12,150 --> 00:36:13,778 - We'll laugh extra loud. 923 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:14,611 - We? 924 00:36:14,613 --> 00:36:15,444 Is Emmy coming? 925 00:36:15,446 --> 00:36:16,768 - No, she's got wedding stuff. 926 00:36:16,770 --> 00:36:17,603 Lily. 927 00:36:18,770 --> 00:36:20,628 - Why is Lily coming? 928 00:36:20,630 --> 00:36:21,918 - I told her about it. 929 00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,630 I thought she'd tell you. 930 00:36:23,632 --> 00:36:24,463 - No. 931 00:36:24,465 --> 00:36:25,628 No, she didn't. 932 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:26,730 - She'll be here soon. 933 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:28,618 - Fuck. 934 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:29,647 Okay. 935 00:36:29,649 --> 00:36:32,354 I gotta go get ready. 936 00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:33,223 - Okay. 937 00:36:33,225 --> 00:36:34,675 Good luck, mate. 938 00:36:36,577 --> 00:36:39,690 Hi mate, I've just come back from holiday. 939 00:36:39,692 --> 00:36:40,719 I caught this over. 940 00:36:40,721 --> 00:36:42,018 I'm like okay great thanks. 941 00:36:42,020 --> 00:36:42,928 Yeah, yeah, here we go. 942 00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:45,369 Just like act like I know him. 943 00:36:45,371 --> 00:36:46,202 He's actually a nice guy. 944 00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,287 He actually knows some of my friends. 945 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:06,048 - Okay next up for your delectations, 946 00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:08,858 all the way from the Emerald Isle via Forest Hill. 947 00:37:08,860 --> 00:37:10,222 It's Niall McCarthy. 948 00:37:10,224 --> 00:37:11,348 Woo, woo, woo. 949 00:37:13,820 --> 00:37:15,372 - Hello, hello. 950 00:37:15,374 --> 00:37:16,618 Hello. 951 00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:17,453 Hello. 952 00:37:19,471 --> 00:37:22,938 I only had two wanks today in case you were wondering. 953 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:24,508 He looks surprised. 954 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:26,538 I know it's good self restraint, hey. 955 00:37:26,540 --> 00:37:27,728 Hey, what about you? 956 00:37:27,730 --> 00:37:29,913 How many wanks you had? 957 00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:32,268 None. 958 00:37:32,270 --> 00:37:34,478 Is that your girlfriend? 959 00:37:34,480 --> 00:37:35,478 Sure. 960 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:36,311 None. 961 00:37:36,313 --> 00:37:37,968 He doesn't do that sort of thing. 962 00:37:37,970 --> 00:37:39,992 I do have sex, too. 963 00:37:39,994 --> 00:37:44,098 Before you ask, there are women who will have sex with me. 964 00:37:44,100 --> 00:37:47,103 Rarely more than once granted, but there are women. 965 00:37:48,210 --> 00:37:51,638 I just struggle with the whole relationship concept. 966 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:53,690 Like how do you hold down a relationship? 967 00:37:54,890 --> 00:37:55,721 I'm actually asking you. 968 00:37:55,723 --> 00:37:56,858 How do you do it? 969 00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:58,660 How do you hold down a relationship? 970 00:38:01,290 --> 00:38:02,123 Yeah. 971 00:38:03,010 --> 00:38:03,943 Relationships. 972 00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,930 It can be very distracting. 973 00:38:14,140 --> 00:38:16,068 Wanking, relationships, cats. 974 00:38:16,070 --> 00:38:17,413 Cats obviously. 975 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,028 And we're back. 976 00:38:20,030 --> 00:38:21,148 She didn't look impressed. 977 00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:22,458 Fuck, that was terrible. 978 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:23,608 - No, it wasn't. 979 00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:24,768 - It was funny. 980 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:26,768 - Why was nobody laughing then? 981 00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:27,778 - They were. 982 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:28,818 It was great. 983 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:29,888 - I'm sweating. 984 00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:31,640 I forgot my place like three times. 985 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:34,188 I need another drink. 986 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:35,078 Drink? 987 00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,678 - Yeah. 988 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,755 - I should probably head off. 989 00:38:37,757 --> 00:38:39,418 I'm in early tomorrow. 990 00:38:39,420 --> 00:38:40,887 - Okay. 991 00:38:40,889 --> 00:38:41,722 - All right. 992 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:43,748 See you then. 993 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:44,583 - Yep. 994 00:38:45,862 --> 00:38:47,328 - Bye Josh. 995 00:38:47,330 --> 00:38:48,163 - See ya. 996 00:38:51,781 --> 00:38:52,829 - What the fuck? 997 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:53,662 - What? 998 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:55,728 - What are you doing inviting her and not telling me? 999 00:38:55,730 --> 00:38:57,258 - I presumed she'd tell you. 1000 00:38:57,260 --> 00:38:58,229 - Well, she didn't. 1001 00:38:58,231 --> 00:38:59,068 Do you know why? 1002 00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,718 'Cause she's not my girlfriend. 1003 00:39:00,720 --> 00:39:02,658 - I'd say she's pretty aware of that. 1004 00:39:02,660 --> 00:39:03,578 - Just do me a favour. 1005 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:05,598 Next time you bump into a random girl in the corridor, 1006 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,228 don't invite her to one of my gigs without telling me. 1007 00:39:07,230 --> 00:39:08,268 Okay? 1008 00:39:08,270 --> 00:39:09,101 - Understood. 1009 00:39:09,103 --> 00:39:12,008 - Or better still move out and you won't bump into anyone. 1010 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:12,841 - I'm looking. 1011 00:39:12,843 --> 00:39:13,676 Jesus. 1012 00:39:14,636 --> 00:39:17,178 - I'm gonna go get drunk with some comedians. 1013 00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:19,158 You probably won't like but you can come if you want. 1014 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,293 - As tempting as that sounds- 1015 00:39:20,295 --> 00:39:21,248 - Fine. 1016 00:39:21,250 --> 00:39:22,775 See you at home. 1017 00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:43,778 Hey. 1018 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,408 - Hey. 1019 00:39:45,410 --> 00:39:46,718 Good night? 1020 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,553 - Not really. 1021 00:39:48,504 --> 00:39:50,468 What you doing? 1022 00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:52,597 - Just looking at places to rent. 1023 00:39:52,599 --> 00:39:53,430 - Don't be an idiot. 1024 00:39:53,432 --> 00:39:55,838 I was drunk and stressed. 1025 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,097 Close that down. 1026 00:39:58,960 --> 00:39:59,793 - Done. 1027 00:40:03,670 --> 00:40:05,808 - The white chapel fertility clinic. 1028 00:40:05,810 --> 00:40:06,868 - Yeah. 1029 00:40:06,870 --> 00:40:08,678 Tash from work gave it to me. 1030 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,358 - What's Tash doing giving you a brochure on fertility? 1031 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,508 - Well, I think her and Kevin used it. 1032 00:40:13,510 --> 00:40:15,088 - Well, we wanna stay away from there then. 1033 00:40:15,090 --> 00:40:16,568 Ethan's a right little shit. 1034 00:40:16,570 --> 00:40:18,248 - Babe, you've met him once. 1035 00:40:18,250 --> 00:40:20,818 - He squeezed a fresh raspberry into my dress. 1036 00:40:20,820 --> 00:40:22,648 - Yes and he's 18 months old. 1037 00:40:22,650 --> 00:40:23,481 - Exactly. 1038 00:40:23,483 --> 00:40:24,338 He should know better. 1039 00:40:24,340 --> 00:40:25,768 He's lucky I didn't kick him in the head. 1040 00:40:25,770 --> 00:40:28,348 - Well I'm sure Tash appreciates your restraint. 1041 00:40:28,350 --> 00:40:30,388 - She's lucky I didn't kick her in the head. 1042 00:40:30,390 --> 00:40:32,168 I thought we decided to wait 'til after the wedding. 1043 00:40:32,170 --> 00:40:34,138 - Yeah, we did. 1044 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,868 - So you're allowed to talk to people from work, 1045 00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:37,398 but I'm not allowed to talk to Niall. 1046 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,898 - I didn't say you couldn't speak to him. 1047 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:42,428 Plus, Tash is an actual adult. 1048 00:40:42,430 --> 00:40:45,008 - Well, here's hoping I don't grow up then. 1049 00:40:45,010 --> 00:40:46,468 - What's your problem with Tash? 1050 00:40:46,470 --> 00:40:47,508 - Nothing. 1051 00:40:47,510 --> 00:40:48,341 She's just boring. 1052 00:40:48,343 --> 00:40:49,798 It's nothing personal. 1053 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:50,867 - Do you know what? 1054 00:40:51,930 --> 00:40:53,588 Whatever. 1055 00:40:53,590 --> 00:40:54,923 - That's a bit dramatic. 1056 00:40:56,678 --> 00:40:59,048 - Please don't forget that we've got a meeting 1057 00:40:59,050 --> 00:41:00,693 with minister tomorrow, so. 1058 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,528 And. 1059 00:41:03,530 --> 00:41:04,578 Yeah, whatever. 1060 00:41:04,580 --> 00:41:05,648 I'll see you then. 1061 00:41:05,650 --> 00:41:06,663 - Can't wait. 1062 00:41:08,272 --> 00:41:09,448 I'm joking. 1063 00:41:09,450 --> 00:41:10,283 Lighten up. 1064 00:41:42,741 --> 00:41:43,572 - What are you doing here? 1065 00:41:43,574 --> 00:41:45,498 - That's a lovely greeting. 1066 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:47,241 - I've been learning from mum. 1067 00:41:47,243 --> 00:41:48,074 You look nice. 1068 00:41:48,076 --> 00:41:49,208 - Don't I? 1069 00:41:49,210 --> 00:41:50,058 - Tea? 1070 00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:51,668 - Beer, gin. 1071 00:41:51,670 --> 00:41:53,118 - Now we're talking. 1072 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:54,508 - Is everything all right? 1073 00:41:54,510 --> 00:41:55,341 - Everything's fine. 1074 00:41:55,343 --> 00:41:57,068 I just need a night out. 1075 00:41:57,070 --> 00:41:57,901 - Yes. 1076 00:41:57,903 --> 00:41:59,228 - And I need you to text Sam 1077 00:41:59,230 --> 00:42:01,348 and tell her you're taking me on a surprise stag. 1078 00:42:01,350 --> 00:42:02,188 - Stag? 1079 00:42:02,190 --> 00:42:03,258 No. 1080 00:42:03,260 --> 00:42:04,308 This is the hen do. 1081 00:42:04,310 --> 00:42:05,141 - Fuck you. 1082 00:42:05,143 --> 00:42:06,188 I can be a stag. 1083 00:42:06,190 --> 00:42:07,778 - Yeah, sure you could. 1084 00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:08,611 - Fine. 1085 00:42:08,613 --> 00:42:09,444 Then we're all hens. 1086 00:42:09,446 --> 00:42:11,818 I don't give a shit as long as there's booze. 1087 00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,978 - I've always wanted to kind of hen do. 1088 00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,388 - Just give me a couple of hours. 1089 00:42:15,390 --> 00:42:17,868 I've just to finish some work first. 1090 00:42:17,870 --> 00:42:20,268 All right, fine, but don't blame me 1091 00:42:20,270 --> 00:42:22,448 when I haven't got enough money to move out. 1092 00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:23,603 Let's get pissed. 1093 00:42:24,710 --> 00:42:26,598 Do you remember Tina Georgeson from school? 1094 00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,678 - Yeah, why? 1095 00:42:27,680 --> 00:42:28,738 - Well, I bumped into her the other day and she- 1096 00:42:28,740 --> 00:42:30,073 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1097 00:42:31,282 --> 00:42:32,688 All right, if this is a sendoff. 1098 00:42:32,690 --> 00:42:33,521 - I'm not immigrating. 1099 00:42:33,523 --> 00:42:34,968 - You might as well be. 1100 00:42:34,970 --> 00:42:36,370 We need to do this properly. 1101 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,968 - Oh shit. 1102 00:42:38,970 --> 00:42:41,825 - That is not the reaction I was hoping for. 1103 00:42:41,827 --> 00:42:43,580 - I'm just not sure I'm in the right. 1104 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,153 Fine. 1105 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,940 - See you on the other side. 1106 00:43:00,933 --> 00:43:01,850 Here we go. 1107 00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:27,002 - You guys are my best friends and I don't tell you enough. 1108 00:43:27,004 --> 00:43:27,835 - Are we now? 1109 00:43:27,837 --> 00:43:29,403 - My beautiful men. 1110 00:43:30,470 --> 00:43:31,301 - Am I gonna be all right? 1111 00:43:31,303 --> 00:43:32,318 Do you think I'm gonna be all right? 1112 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,088 Do you think I'll be on my own forever? 1113 00:43:34,090 --> 00:43:35,308 - What are you talking about? 1114 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,558 I'm jealous of you guys. 1115 00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,083 You guys have freedom. 1116 00:43:38,972 --> 00:43:40,038 - I don't want it. 1117 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,028 - I wouldn't be in such a rush to settle down. 1118 00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:42,861 I'm telling you. 1119 00:43:42,863 --> 00:43:44,858 Your life suddenly speeds up 1120 00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:47,878 and then all you have to look forward to is retirement. 1121 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,179 My career hasn't even started yet. 1122 00:43:50,181 --> 00:43:51,848 - We're getting old. 1123 00:43:53,625 --> 00:43:54,456 - Let's dance. 1124 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,949 - This is me. 1125 00:44:49,951 --> 00:44:51,291 - Goodnight. 1126 00:44:51,293 --> 00:44:52,126 - Yeah. 1127 00:44:53,004 --> 00:44:54,514 Josh, you okay? 1128 00:44:54,516 --> 00:44:55,367 - Yeah, good. 1129 00:44:55,369 --> 00:44:56,200 Yeah. 1130 00:44:56,202 --> 00:44:57,093 - See you. - See you. 1131 00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:57,928 - Okay. 1132 00:45:46,241 --> 00:45:47,072 - Night. 1133 00:45:47,074 --> 00:45:48,475 - Night. 1134 00:46:48,337 --> 00:46:49,170 - Sam. 1135 00:46:50,642 --> 00:46:51,883 Sam. 1136 00:47:24,566 --> 00:47:25,399 Fuck. 1137 00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:27,796 Fuck. 1138 00:47:27,798 --> 00:47:28,631 Fuck. 1139 00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:38,193 Fuck. 1140 00:47:46,742 --> 00:47:49,159 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1141 00:48:08,897 --> 00:48:09,939 - Hey. 1142 00:48:09,941 --> 00:48:12,321 - This is my, well, going to be. 1143 00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:13,154 Emmy. - Nice to meet you. 1144 00:48:13,156 --> 00:48:14,118 - Are you all right, love? 1145 00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:14,958 - Yup. 1146 00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:17,748 - So yeah, I was just saying that we wanted 1147 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,300 to maybe put something different up on the wall so. 1148 00:48:21,630 --> 00:48:23,958 Not this kind of thing. 1149 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,368 We. 1150 00:48:25,370 --> 00:48:26,437 You a bit hot? 1151 00:48:27,772 --> 00:48:29,152 Did you just run here? 1152 00:48:29,154 --> 00:48:30,298 Are you all right? 1153 00:48:30,300 --> 00:48:31,923 Yeah, it is quite warm today. 1154 00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:34,418 But yeah. 1155 00:48:34,420 --> 00:48:35,958 You all right, love? 1156 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,794 - Shit. 1157 00:48:36,796 --> 00:48:38,463 - Sorry, one second. 1158 00:48:44,780 --> 00:48:46,308 Babe. 1159 00:48:46,310 --> 00:48:47,278 Okay. 1160 00:48:47,280 --> 00:48:48,368 Look. 1161 00:48:48,370 --> 00:48:49,253 Let me help you. 1162 00:48:49,255 --> 00:48:50,086 - No. 1163 00:48:50,088 --> 00:48:50,919 Get out. 1164 00:48:50,921 --> 00:48:52,871 - Please, can you just let me help you? 1165 00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:08,490 - Your text was a nice surprise. 1166 00:49:08,492 --> 00:49:09,478 Oh. 1167 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,818 Oh, I see. 1168 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:13,471 I got the leftovers. 1169 00:49:13,473 --> 00:49:16,562 - Yeah, but the leftovers always taste better. 1170 00:49:16,564 --> 00:49:17,428 Do you wanna drink? 1171 00:49:17,430 --> 00:49:18,913 - Do you? 1172 00:49:18,915 --> 00:49:20,038 - The only way I'm gonna survive. 1173 00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:22,038 - Well, if I'm helping you. 1174 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:24,208 - There's beers in the fridge. 1175 00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:25,315 - Unbelievable. 1176 00:49:35,630 --> 00:49:36,678 Yeah. 1177 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:38,252 Fuck. 1178 00:49:38,254 --> 00:49:39,087 Yeah. 1179 00:49:42,103 --> 00:49:43,288 - You're so beautiful. 1180 00:49:43,290 --> 00:49:45,678 - What are you doing? 1181 00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:46,703 - What do you mean? 1182 00:49:48,485 --> 00:49:51,229 - I thought you were gonna cry. 1183 00:49:51,231 --> 00:49:52,993 - No, I'm just happy. 1184 00:50:02,110 --> 00:50:03,308 - Yeah. 1185 00:50:03,310 --> 00:50:04,143 Come on. 1186 00:50:05,492 --> 00:50:06,608 What? - What? 1187 00:50:06,610 --> 00:50:08,686 - Why are you looking at me like that? 1188 00:50:08,688 --> 00:50:09,519 - What? 1189 00:50:09,521 --> 00:50:10,352 I can't look at you now? 1190 00:50:10,354 --> 00:50:12,228 - Well you can, but just not with those puppy dog eyes. 1191 00:50:12,230 --> 00:50:13,758 - I'm admiring you. 1192 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,158 - Yeah, well I don't want to be admired. 1193 00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:16,297 I wanna be fucked. 1194 00:50:16,299 --> 00:50:17,130 - Fine. 1195 00:50:17,132 --> 00:50:18,438 - Ow. 1196 00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,237 - You just said. 1197 00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:21,468 - Yeah, well not now. 1198 00:50:21,470 --> 00:50:22,523 Mood's gone. 1199 00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,148 Just took me by surprise. 1200 00:50:42,150 --> 00:50:43,425 - That I wanted to look at you? 1201 00:50:43,427 --> 00:50:45,348 - You wanted to look at me like that. 1202 00:50:45,350 --> 00:50:47,248 - And what if I did want to look at you like that? 1203 00:50:47,250 --> 00:50:48,808 - You're on a come down. 1204 00:50:48,810 --> 00:50:50,658 - I want you to come to the wedding as my date. 1205 00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:51,546 I want you to be my plus one. 1206 00:50:51,548 --> 00:50:53,208 - Can we do this another time? 1207 00:50:53,210 --> 00:50:54,041 - Not really. 1208 00:50:54,043 --> 00:50:54,874 It's next week. 1209 00:50:54,876 --> 00:50:55,878 - Look, just sober up and straighten out what you want 1210 00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,468 and then we can talk. 1211 00:50:57,470 --> 00:50:58,738 - I know what I want. 1212 00:50:58,740 --> 00:50:59,571 - No, you don't. 1213 00:50:59,573 --> 00:51:00,568 You're a mess. 1214 00:51:00,570 --> 00:51:02,218 - I want you. 1215 00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:04,340 - I've gotta go. 1216 00:51:04,342 --> 00:51:05,726 - Lily. 1217 00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:08,395 - Yeah, we'll speak soon. 1218 00:52:08,945 --> 00:52:10,549 - What the fuck? 1219 00:52:10,551 --> 00:52:11,382 - Goddamn. 1220 00:52:11,384 --> 00:52:12,998 What are you doing here? 1221 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,978 - Seriously. 1222 00:52:13,980 --> 00:52:14,811 - Get out. 1223 00:52:14,813 --> 00:52:15,644 - Sorry. 1224 00:52:15,646 --> 00:52:16,477 - Get out. 1225 00:52:16,479 --> 00:52:17,310 - This is awkward. 1226 00:52:17,312 --> 00:52:19,349 - Fucking get out, Josh. 1227 00:52:19,351 --> 00:52:20,182 Get out. 1228 00:52:20,184 --> 00:52:22,523 - You could've rung the doorbell. 1229 00:52:22,525 --> 00:52:23,942 - Please get out. 1230 00:52:25,350 --> 00:52:26,550 - Come on, Josh. 1231 00:52:26,552 --> 00:52:28,218 - My God, my God, my God. 1232 00:52:55,100 --> 00:52:55,933 - Lay down. 1233 00:53:00,868 --> 00:53:03,128 Those fucking boys. 1234 00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:04,208 You need some water. 1235 00:53:04,210 --> 00:53:05,508 I'm gonna get you some water. 1236 00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:07,561 - Can you stop? 1237 00:53:07,563 --> 00:53:08,394 - Stop what? 1238 00:53:08,396 --> 00:53:09,278 I'm just trying to help here. 1239 00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:10,653 - Yes, exactly. 1240 00:53:12,270 --> 00:53:14,668 - Okay, so you turn up late to our rehearsal 1241 00:53:14,670 --> 00:53:17,158 looking like a mess puke everywhere and I'm the bad guy. 1242 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:17,991 - No, I am. 1243 00:53:17,993 --> 00:53:19,028 That's the point. 1244 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:19,905 - What's the point? 1245 00:53:19,907 --> 00:53:23,868 - Can you stop being so fucking rational and understanding? 1246 00:53:23,870 --> 00:53:24,828 - Well somebody's gotta be, Em. 1247 00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:25,661 You're all over the place at the moment. 1248 00:53:25,663 --> 00:53:27,728 - Can you just leave it, Sam? 1249 00:53:27,730 --> 00:53:29,003 - No, actually, no. 1250 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:31,248 I want to talk about it. 1251 00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,353 - Well, I don't. 1252 00:53:34,162 --> 00:53:36,273 - What is wrong with you at the moment? 1253 00:53:37,930 --> 00:53:39,818 - I just threw up at our rehearsal. 1254 00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:41,458 We didn't even make it to our rehearsal. 1255 00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,378 - Yeah, I do know. 1256 00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:43,548 I was there. 1257 00:53:43,550 --> 00:53:45,788 - Then why aren't you angry? 1258 00:53:45,790 --> 00:53:48,830 - So you're angry with me for not being angry? 1259 00:53:48,832 --> 00:53:49,668 - No. 1260 00:53:49,670 --> 00:53:50,978 - Then what? 1261 00:53:50,980 --> 00:53:52,608 - Where's the passion? 1262 00:53:52,610 --> 00:53:53,548 This is our life. 1263 00:53:53,550 --> 00:53:54,768 This is our wedding day. 1264 00:53:54,770 --> 00:53:55,738 Where's the passion? 1265 00:53:55,740 --> 00:53:56,571 - Do you know what? 1266 00:53:56,573 --> 00:53:57,473 I don't even. 1267 00:53:57,475 --> 00:53:58,518 I don't know how to answer you 1268 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,320 because you're not making any sense. 1269 00:54:03,342 --> 00:54:04,383 Do you know what I think? 1270 00:54:04,385 --> 00:54:06,008 Just go and get some sleep. 1271 00:54:06,010 --> 00:54:07,748 - No, you said you wanted to talk about it. 1272 00:54:07,750 --> 00:54:09,059 - Yeah, but you're acting like a kid. 1273 00:54:09,061 --> 00:54:09,892 - I know. 1274 00:54:09,894 --> 00:54:13,528 I know I am because I am sick of acting like a grownup. 1275 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:14,948 It's boring. 1276 00:54:14,950 --> 00:54:15,858 - What, so I'm boring? 1277 00:54:15,860 --> 00:54:17,383 - Not you, us. 1278 00:54:19,490 --> 00:54:20,633 I didn't mean. 1279 00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:25,048 I just mean I haven't achieved what I wanted 1280 00:54:25,050 --> 00:54:27,298 and everything's speeding up. 1281 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:29,448 - You're living in a fantasy world, Em. 1282 00:54:29,450 --> 00:54:32,688 Life isn't all roller coasters and the holidays, you know. 1283 00:54:32,690 --> 00:54:34,718 Sometimes things are hard 1284 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:36,178 and you have to put a little bit of effort in. 1285 00:54:36,180 --> 00:54:37,011 - Well, it feels all effort. 1286 00:54:37,013 --> 00:54:37,846 - All effort? 1287 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,010 You haven't done anything. 1288 00:54:40,850 --> 00:54:43,798 I've organised this entire wedding on my own. 1289 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,073 And you only work three days a bloody week. 1290 00:54:47,220 --> 00:54:49,118 I found the venue. 1291 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,328 I booked the caterers. 1292 00:54:50,330 --> 00:54:51,317 I ordered the flowers. 1293 00:54:51,319 --> 00:54:54,008 - Maybe that's exactly why it feels like an effort 1294 00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:55,138 because it's not our wedding. 1295 00:54:55,140 --> 00:54:56,088 It's yours. 1296 00:54:56,090 --> 00:54:58,678 - Nothing would get done if I didn't do it. 1297 00:54:58,680 --> 00:54:59,608 - Something would get done. 1298 00:54:59,610 --> 00:55:02,723 It just wouldn't always be totally predictable. 1299 00:55:03,970 --> 00:55:05,348 I don't want my life planned out for me. 1300 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:08,408 I don't want to be a cog in your grand plan. 1301 00:55:08,410 --> 00:55:10,308 The wife stuck at home with the kids. 1302 00:55:10,310 --> 00:55:13,538 The perfect example of just how normal we are. 1303 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:15,678 We're so fucking normal. 1304 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:16,913 We're boring. 1305 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:19,978 I don't want a bracket. 1306 00:55:19,980 --> 00:55:22,878 I don't want a seven seater in the suburbs. 1307 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:23,818 It's not me. 1308 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:24,888 I'm not ready. 1309 00:55:24,890 --> 00:55:26,398 I'm not ready for it. 1310 00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:27,600 I'm not ready to be old. 1311 00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:04,482 - Hello. 1312 00:56:04,484 --> 00:56:05,315 - Hey. 1313 00:56:05,317 --> 00:56:06,150 - Hello. 1314 00:56:08,644 --> 00:56:10,058 Is Niall in? 1315 00:56:10,060 --> 00:56:11,808 - No, but come in. 1316 00:56:11,810 --> 00:56:12,798 - Sure? 1317 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:14,178 - No, wait outside. 1318 00:56:14,180 --> 00:56:15,558 Yes, obviously. 1319 00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:16,393 Come in. 1320 00:56:35,710 --> 00:56:36,998 That seems normal, right? 1321 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,198 I think pretty sane. 1322 00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:39,031 - Definitely. 1323 00:56:39,033 --> 00:56:41,738 I mean, who hasn't broken into their ex's house 1324 00:56:41,740 --> 00:56:43,208 to watch them have sex? 1325 00:56:43,210 --> 00:56:44,041 - Don't say it like that. 1326 00:56:44,043 --> 00:56:44,874 - Like what? 1327 00:56:44,876 --> 00:56:45,709 Like how it happened? 1328 00:56:47,240 --> 00:56:48,748 This wine is awful. 1329 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,127 - Isn't it? 1330 00:56:50,129 --> 00:56:52,821 All right, pass it here. 1331 00:56:52,823 --> 00:56:56,843 Right, I've got a bottle of Dominique Laurent, 1332 00:56:58,690 --> 00:57:03,118 clos de la roche 2005 from Jennifer's dad's seller. 1333 00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,338 Rich prick, but he has got taste. 1334 00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:06,663 I'll give him that. 1335 00:57:20,540 --> 00:57:21,371 Right, okay. 1336 00:57:21,373 --> 00:57:22,204 Okay, okay. 1337 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:23,568 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 1338 00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:24,748 Don't drink anymore. 1339 00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:25,858 Right, okay. 1340 00:57:25,860 --> 00:57:26,693 Right. 1341 00:57:27,699 --> 00:57:28,616 Wait there. 1342 00:57:29,641 --> 00:57:30,472 - No. 1343 00:57:30,474 --> 00:57:31,305 - Yes. 1344 00:57:31,307 --> 00:57:33,938 - I literally know nothing about wine. 1345 00:57:33,940 --> 00:57:36,083 - Just don't overthink it. 1346 00:57:37,930 --> 00:57:39,286 Right, come on. 1347 00:57:39,288 --> 00:57:40,121 Come on. 1348 00:57:40,987 --> 00:57:41,820 Come on. 1349 00:57:42,877 --> 00:57:43,710 Okay. 1350 00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:47,865 Hello, I'm back with my lovely friend Lily here 1351 00:57:47,867 --> 00:57:51,438 and we are drinking a bottle of Dominique Laurent 1352 00:57:51,440 --> 00:57:52,713 clos de la roche 2005. 1353 00:57:54,710 --> 00:57:56,478 Just as good with a hearty chicken dish 1354 00:57:56,480 --> 00:57:59,358 as a lamb cutlet or if you're a terrible lush 1355 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:02,448 like my friend Lily here, just on its own. 1356 00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:04,113 And here is our review. 1357 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:08,791 - Pretty good. 1358 00:58:08,793 --> 00:58:10,128 - It's pretty good, people. 1359 00:58:10,130 --> 00:58:11,288 You heard it here first. 1360 00:58:11,290 --> 00:58:12,668 Now get out of here. 1361 00:58:12,670 --> 00:58:14,523 - Keep your bad selves good. 1362 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:15,358 - Peace. 1363 00:58:16,250 --> 00:58:17,143 That was great. 1364 00:58:18,501 --> 00:58:20,150 You're a natural. 1365 00:58:20,152 --> 00:58:23,258 We should do more stuff together. 1366 00:58:23,260 --> 00:58:24,091 - Yeah? 1367 00:58:24,093 --> 00:58:24,949 - Yeah. 1368 00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:27,873 Oh shit. 1369 00:58:49,962 --> 00:58:50,958 - Oh shit. 1370 00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:51,892 - You okay? 1371 00:58:56,297 --> 00:58:57,246 - Here. 1372 00:59:01,094 --> 00:59:01,925 - This is. 1373 00:59:01,927 --> 00:59:03,339 This is getting out. 1374 00:59:09,359 --> 00:59:10,442 Fucking shit. 1375 00:59:15,247 --> 00:59:16,748 - You kidding. 1376 00:59:16,750 --> 00:59:17,828 You fucking kidding. 1377 00:59:17,830 --> 00:59:19,764 - I came to sit. 1378 00:59:19,766 --> 00:59:21,360 We're really drunk. 1379 00:59:21,362 --> 00:59:22,828 This is stupid. 1380 00:59:22,830 --> 00:59:23,883 We're really drunk. 1381 00:59:27,210 --> 00:59:28,310 - That wasn't even on. 1382 00:59:38,730 --> 00:59:39,561 - Fuck this. 1383 00:59:39,563 --> 00:59:40,394 I don't know why I'm leaving. 1384 00:59:40,396 --> 00:59:41,533 Get out both of you. 1385 00:59:47,930 --> 00:59:48,788 - Look, mate. 1386 00:59:48,790 --> 00:59:49,621 I just want to- 1387 00:59:49,623 --> 00:59:50,949 - I'm not interested. 1388 00:59:50,951 --> 00:59:51,951 Get out now. 1389 01:00:21,673 --> 01:00:23,269 - Babe. 1390 01:00:35,106 --> 01:00:35,939 No. 1391 01:00:36,776 --> 01:00:37,830 No. 1392 01:00:37,832 --> 01:00:38,749 No, no, no. 1393 01:00:40,431 --> 01:00:41,656 No. 1394 01:00:50,742 --> 01:00:51,871 No. 1395 01:01:05,137 --> 01:01:05,970 - Come on. 1396 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,158 Hey, I'm outside your house. 1397 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:09,993 Where are you? 1398 01:01:18,210 --> 01:01:19,043 Oh. 1399 01:01:32,023 --> 01:01:34,723 I guess we're both officially back on the market then. 1400 01:01:37,380 --> 01:01:38,630 - I need to speak to Sam. 1401 01:01:52,050 --> 01:01:54,808 - Give me some good news, please. 1402 01:01:54,810 --> 01:01:56,218 - Okay, I will. 1403 01:01:56,220 --> 01:01:57,898 Tim Rose loved the last piece. 1404 01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:59,348 Absolutely loved it. 1405 01:01:59,350 --> 01:02:02,018 They want exactly the same thing ASAP. 1406 01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:04,582 This time with Kristen Dict. 1407 01:02:04,584 --> 01:02:06,481 - What about the food network? 1408 01:02:06,483 --> 01:02:08,573 - Oh, they did pass on this one. 1409 01:02:08,575 --> 01:02:10,078 But listen, Hampton Rose are gonna 1410 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:11,868 chuck in an extra 50 pounds. 1411 01:02:11,870 --> 01:02:12,718 Okay, gotta go. 1412 01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,623 Ciao, ciao. 1413 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:27,498 - Hey, Em. 1414 01:02:27,500 --> 01:02:29,028 - Hi. 1415 01:02:29,030 --> 01:02:29,863 Is she in? 1416 01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:32,803 - I'll go and check for you. 1417 01:02:48,130 --> 01:02:49,661 I'm sorry, Em. 1418 01:02:49,663 --> 01:02:50,963 Now's not a good time. 1419 01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:53,078 - It's okay. 1420 01:02:53,080 --> 01:02:54,708 I'll wait. 1421 01:02:54,710 --> 01:02:57,149 - I'm not sure she's ready to talk. 1422 01:02:57,151 --> 01:02:58,093 - That's okay. 1423 01:03:00,230 --> 01:03:01,488 - Right. 1424 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:06,490 Well, I'm probably gonna close the door now. 1425 01:03:06,590 --> 01:03:07,423 - Okay. 1426 01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,253 - Bye. 1427 01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:28,780 - I've cancelled the wedding, Em. 1428 01:03:30,550 --> 01:03:33,688 Look, I'm sorry, but I think it's for the best. 1429 01:03:33,690 --> 01:03:34,913 - Can you open the door? 1430 01:03:36,315 --> 01:03:37,738 - I can't see you right now. 1431 01:03:37,740 --> 01:03:38,799 - Please, Sam. 1432 01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:00,058 - I've been thinking about what you said 1433 01:04:00,060 --> 01:04:01,803 and I think that you might be right. 1434 01:04:01,805 --> 01:04:02,636 Actually- 1435 01:04:02,638 --> 01:04:03,698 - I wasn't right. 1436 01:04:03,700 --> 01:04:05,458 I was doing what I always do, 1437 01:04:05,460 --> 01:04:07,763 which is run away when things scare me. 1438 01:04:09,599 --> 01:04:11,349 I spent my whole life being scared. 1439 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:14,568 I've never had an exhibition. 1440 01:04:14,570 --> 01:04:17,548 I don't own my own house. 1441 01:04:17,550 --> 01:04:18,381 I never ran a marathon. 1442 01:04:18,383 --> 01:04:20,918 I can barely look after my own finances, 1443 01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:24,808 but this is the thing I'm most proud of 1444 01:04:24,810 --> 01:04:27,843 and I'm not about to let a bit of fear get between us. 1445 01:04:39,130 --> 01:04:41,478 - Jesus, Josh, what the fuck? 1446 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:43,088 - Hey man. 1447 01:04:43,090 --> 01:04:44,706 - What are you doing here? 1448 01:04:44,708 --> 01:04:46,548 - I let myself in. 1449 01:04:46,550 --> 01:04:48,350 - Yeah, you don't live here anymore. 1450 01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,968 - They're not gonna commission my series. 1451 01:04:51,970 --> 01:04:53,948 - I don't give a shit. 1452 01:04:53,950 --> 01:04:56,653 - Didn't want to talk to anyone else. 1453 01:04:58,410 --> 01:05:00,558 - You need to go now. 1454 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:02,021 - No. 1455 01:05:02,023 --> 01:05:03,208 - What? 1456 01:05:03,210 --> 01:05:04,043 - I said no. 1457 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:06,118 I love you. 1458 01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:08,878 - But you're wasted and I'm not in the mood. 1459 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:10,211 - Hit me. 1460 01:05:10,213 --> 01:05:11,628 - Give me a break. 1461 01:05:11,630 --> 01:05:12,468 - Come on. 1462 01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:13,338 Hit me. 1463 01:05:13,340 --> 01:05:14,173 Oh. 1464 01:05:15,690 --> 01:05:16,988 Fuck. 1465 01:05:16,990 --> 01:05:19,168 Not in the balls. 1466 01:05:19,170 --> 01:05:20,001 In the face. 1467 01:05:20,003 --> 01:05:20,942 I meant hit me in the face. 1468 01:05:20,944 --> 01:05:21,777 Aw. 1469 01:05:23,218 --> 01:05:24,503 Jesus. 1470 01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:27,533 That hurt even more. 1471 01:05:31,250 --> 01:05:34,063 Look, I like her, okay. 1472 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,368 It's not meant to be an excuse. 1473 01:05:37,370 --> 01:05:38,820 I'm just trying to be honest. 1474 01:05:40,191 --> 01:05:41,077 I like her. 1475 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,608 - Yeah. 1476 01:05:44,610 --> 01:05:45,443 Me too. 1477 01:05:49,770 --> 01:05:50,763 - You like her? 1478 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,533 Fuck. 1479 01:05:55,968 --> 01:05:57,063 I'm such an idiot. 1480 01:05:58,270 --> 01:05:59,625 - Apparently she likes you. 1481 01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:01,073 - No, no she doesn't. 1482 01:06:01,075 --> 01:06:03,228 She just. 1483 01:06:03,230 --> 01:06:05,268 She just thinks you're not interested. 1484 01:06:05,270 --> 01:06:06,101 Okay? 1485 01:06:06,103 --> 01:06:06,998 We were drunk. 1486 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,178 It didn't mean anything. 1487 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:09,680 - You just said you liked her. 1488 01:06:15,750 --> 01:06:17,200 - Can I take you for a drink? 1489 01:06:18,120 --> 01:06:19,070 - I don't think so. 1490 01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,690 - Do you want me to go? 1491 01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:24,893 - Yeah. 1492 01:06:31,750 --> 01:06:32,583 Hey Josh. 1493 01:06:34,650 --> 01:06:35,483 Keys. 1494 01:06:43,731 --> 01:06:46,898 - I love you and I always will, but... 1495 01:06:49,930 --> 01:06:51,639 It's better that this has happened now. 1496 01:06:54,095 --> 01:06:55,751 It's for the best. 1497 01:08:07,633 --> 01:08:08,690 - Sam. 1498 01:08:54,767 --> 01:08:57,928 - It's another beautiful day in the big smoke. 1499 01:08:57,930 --> 01:09:00,118 And what better way to escape the smog 1500 01:09:00,120 --> 01:09:04,078 than with a delicious glass of Rose. 1501 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:04,961 And what goes with Rose? 1502 01:09:04,963 --> 01:09:06,048 Well let me show you. 1503 01:09:06,050 --> 01:09:06,881 We've got chips. 1504 01:09:06,883 --> 01:09:07,798 We've got dip. 1505 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:09,913 It's the Holy Trinity, people. 1506 01:09:12,255 --> 01:09:14,933 Oh, I enjoyed that so much. 1507 01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:19,413 I enjoyed it so much that. 1508 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:36,460 I'm sat here at my fake picnic with no one 1509 01:09:38,650 --> 01:09:41,050 pretending to drink this wine that I don't like. 1510 01:09:42,450 --> 01:09:46,448 I'm feeling pretty lonely because I've just ruined 1511 01:09:46,450 --> 01:09:48,448 another one of the very few real relationships 1512 01:09:48,450 --> 01:09:51,628 that I have in my life, but hey, 1513 01:09:51,630 --> 01:09:54,213 as long as I get some more likes and follows, fuck it right? 1514 01:09:56,120 --> 01:09:57,820 I mean, buy this wine if you want. 1515 01:09:58,670 --> 01:10:02,203 It tastes like shit, but it's only a fiver. 1516 01:10:03,260 --> 01:10:04,318 And if you drink it all in one go, 1517 01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:05,358 it might help you forget the fact 1518 01:10:05,360 --> 01:10:07,010 that life's actually really hard. 1519 01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:14,460 Niall, if by some miracle you're watching this, I miss you. 1520 01:10:15,920 --> 01:10:16,763 I'm sorry. 1521 01:10:18,617 --> 01:10:19,971 And I love you. 1522 01:11:07,296 --> 01:11:10,960 - Welcome to the stage Niall McCarthy. 1523 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:38,614 - Shit. 1524 01:12:46,280 --> 01:12:47,614 - Sam. 1525 01:12:51,680 --> 01:12:52,991 Samantha. 1526 01:12:56,090 --> 01:12:56,923 Sam. 1527 01:12:57,784 --> 01:12:58,915 - What? 1528 01:13:33,490 --> 01:13:34,513 - I love it. 1529 01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:37,983 And I found someone I'm sure about. 1530 01:13:43,540 --> 01:13:48,540 Samantha Emily Payne, I want to be a wife 1531 01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:51,483 and I want to start a family with you. 1532 01:13:53,610 --> 01:13:56,563 Give me one more shot and I promise I won't let you down. 1533 01:13:58,697 --> 01:14:00,563 - I was hoping you'd come back. 1534 01:14:02,630 --> 01:14:03,633 - Is that a yes? 1535 01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:06,253 - That's a yes. 1536 01:14:12,450 --> 01:14:13,283 - Is Mum here? 1537 01:14:15,260 --> 01:14:16,093 How do I look? 1538 01:14:17,540 --> 01:14:18,373 - Amazing. 1539 01:14:19,296 --> 01:14:21,103 I'm really proud of you. 1540 01:14:21,105 --> 01:14:22,188 Really proud. 1541 01:14:23,950 --> 01:14:24,849 Shall we? 1542 01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,003 Hey. 1543 01:15:34,910 --> 01:15:35,743 - Hi. 1544 01:15:36,871 --> 01:15:37,871 - Thanks for coming. 1545 01:15:38,940 --> 01:15:39,940 - I'm here for Emmy. 1546 01:15:41,290 --> 01:15:42,123 - Still. 1547 01:15:43,050 --> 01:15:43,883 Thanks. 1548 01:15:45,200 --> 01:15:46,033 - Okay. 1549 01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:03,508 - Mum, this is Sam. 1550 01:16:03,510 --> 01:16:04,778 Sam, this is my mum. 1551 01:16:04,780 --> 01:16:05,613 - Hi. 1552 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:07,533 Mum. 1553 01:16:09,520 --> 01:16:11,178 - Let's start with Angela. 1554 01:16:11,180 --> 01:16:12,038 - Jesus. 1555 01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:15,078 - Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Angela. 1556 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,080 - You too, Samantha. 1557 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:18,828 You look beautiful. 1558 01:16:18,830 --> 01:16:19,777 - Oh, thank you. 1559 01:16:21,230 --> 01:16:23,098 - We should do the rounds. 1560 01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:23,931 - Oh no, of course. 1561 01:16:23,933 --> 01:16:24,766 Yes go. 1562 01:16:34,430 --> 01:16:36,461 - I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Jennifer. 1563 01:16:36,463 --> 01:16:38,275 - No, that's okay. 1564 01:16:38,277 --> 01:16:39,998 Are you all right? 1565 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:40,833 - Not great. 1566 01:16:42,530 --> 01:16:45,833 - Well, if you need some time, I wouldn't mind the company. 1567 01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:59,008 - Sam said she didn't want any speeches 1568 01:16:59,010 --> 01:17:00,758 because how could you do one 1569 01:17:00,760 --> 01:17:03,811 without mentioning the wedding was cancelled for 48 hours? 1570 01:17:03,813 --> 01:17:05,115 - Oh, come on. 1571 01:17:05,117 --> 01:17:08,608 - And I said I wasn't sure how you could. 1572 01:17:08,610 --> 01:17:10,148 It would be the elephant in the room, 1573 01:17:10,150 --> 01:17:13,398 so I guess you just have to mention it straight away. 1574 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:16,958 And she said that would be so embarrassing. 1575 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:19,248 - Yes, it is embarrassing. 1576 01:17:19,250 --> 01:17:21,643 - And I said, that's life. 1577 01:17:24,117 --> 01:17:26,463 The ones who think it's a fairy tale, 1578 01:17:27,550 --> 01:17:29,193 they're the ones that don't last, 1579 01:17:31,370 --> 01:17:36,370 but the ones who are honest and open and vulnerable, 1580 01:17:37,930 --> 01:17:39,980 but still fight for the person they love, 1581 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:43,127 they're the ones that stick it out. 1582 01:17:44,390 --> 01:17:47,558 And these two will stick it out. 1583 01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:48,393 I'm sure of it. 1584 01:17:50,162 --> 01:17:52,003 I'm proud of both of you. 1585 01:17:54,000 --> 01:17:55,891 To the beautiful couple. 1586 01:17:55,893 --> 01:17:57,432 - To the beautiful couple. 1587 01:17:59,580 --> 01:18:00,873 - I love you very much. 1588 01:18:03,030 --> 01:18:04,011 - I love you. 1589 01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:04,844 - Thank you. 1590 01:18:04,846 --> 01:18:06,348 Thank you. 1591 01:18:06,350 --> 01:18:07,181 Oh. 1592 01:18:07,183 --> 01:18:08,108 I'm all right. 1593 01:18:08,110 --> 01:18:09,998 I'm all right. 1594 01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:12,503 I wasn't going to, but then he did. 1595 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:16,313 So, that was a lovely speech. 1596 01:18:17,800 --> 01:18:18,683 We're family now. 1597 01:18:21,250 --> 01:18:23,090 Something that I've come to realise 1598 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:26,470 is that we're all gonna die. 1599 01:18:27,790 --> 01:18:30,086 Some of us sooner than others. 1600 01:18:30,088 --> 01:18:31,421 - Oh God. 1601 01:18:32,680 --> 01:18:35,513 - And sometimes you just think. 1602 01:18:38,565 --> 01:18:39,415 What's the point? 1603 01:18:42,090 --> 01:18:44,683 What is the fucking point? 1604 01:18:45,810 --> 01:18:46,643 You know? 1605 01:18:49,171 --> 01:18:51,883 And then you have a day like today and you realise 1606 01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:57,253 that's the point. 1607 01:18:59,140 --> 01:19:01,228 You know 'cause if you're lucky enough 1608 01:19:01,230 --> 01:19:06,230 to look into somebody's eyes just once like these two 1609 01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:13,220 and know that you know, you're here and you're not alone. 1610 01:19:16,770 --> 01:19:17,603 That's love. 1611 01:19:20,162 --> 01:19:21,212 And that's the point. 1612 01:19:24,770 --> 01:19:25,603 Cheers. 1613 01:20:17,350 --> 01:20:18,183 - Hello. 1614 01:20:19,610 --> 01:20:21,185 Niall. 1615 01:20:24,780 --> 01:20:25,613 Niall. 1616 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:29,353 - Hi. 1617 01:20:32,510 --> 01:20:34,479 - Jennifer, look, I just wanted to say- 1618 01:20:34,481 --> 01:20:36,418 - Look, we've got this far without any drama 1619 01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:37,770 and I'm leaving now anyway. 1620 01:20:38,650 --> 01:20:39,488 - No dramas here. 1621 01:20:39,490 --> 01:20:41,838 - Can you stop talking to me please, Josh? 1622 01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:44,283 - Okay, I just wanted to apologise. 1623 01:20:45,930 --> 01:20:46,763 So. 1624 01:20:49,070 --> 01:20:50,390 I'm sorry. 1625 01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:04,330 - I wanna dance with my wife. 1626 01:21:04,332 --> 01:21:06,168 - Oh my wife. 1627 01:21:06,170 --> 01:21:07,003 Come on. 1628 01:21:09,223 --> 01:21:10,448 - I love you. 1629 01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:18,369 - Do you wanna dance? 1630 01:21:18,371 --> 01:21:19,202 - Do you know what? 1631 01:21:19,204 --> 01:21:20,445 I really do. 102431

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