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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,417 --> 00:00:03,336 Musique pop 2 00:02:20,431 --> 00:02:23,726 Cris et rires d'enfants 3 00:02:29,523 --> 00:02:31,692 Inaudible 4 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,074 Cris et rires d'enfants 5 00:02:54,256 --> 00:02:55,257 - Boys! 6 00:02:55,674 --> 00:02:56,675 Hey, boys! 7 00:02:57,092 --> 00:03:01,055 (En anglais) Rabbi Jacob s'en va... Vite, venez lui dire au revoir! 8 00:03:14,735 --> 00:03:16,779 Acclamations 9 00:03:23,327 --> 00:03:24,745 (Tous) - Shalom! 10 00:03:24,995 --> 00:03:27,081 - Shalom, my friends. 11 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:32,670 - Have a safe trip. 12 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,215 - Take care, rabbi. - Have a "bon... 13 00:03:36,465 --> 00:03:37,466 "...voyage". 14 00:03:37,716 --> 00:03:42,263 (En anglais) - 30 ans qu'il n'est pas all� � Paris! 15 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:45,266 Je vous en prie, Rabbi Samuel, veillez sur mon mari. 16 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:46,892 - Of course, of course. 17 00:03:47,142 --> 00:03:51,897 (En anglais) - C'est un g�teau au fromage. 18 00:03:52,147 --> 00:03:53,941 Ils ne savent pas les faire � Paris. 19 00:03:54,191 --> 00:03:55,192 Applaudissements 20 00:03:55,442 --> 00:03:59,196 - Tu l'offriras � David pour sa communion. 21 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:01,699 - Absolutely, absolutely. 22 00:04:07,663 --> 00:04:08,706 (En anglais) - Dites... 23 00:04:09,873 --> 00:04:12,626 J'ai pas que �a � faire... On y va? 24 00:04:12,876 --> 00:04:14,086 - Yes, my boy! 25 00:04:14,336 --> 00:04:17,089 Accompagnez-moi � l'a�roport, tous! 26 00:04:18,298 --> 00:04:20,342 Musique yiddish 27 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:31,353 - Hey, this is a taxi... 28 00:04:31,603 --> 00:04:32,479 ...not a synagogue. 29 00:04:32,896 --> 00:04:33,939 OK, move over! 30 00:04:34,189 --> 00:04:38,027 (En anglais) - Embrasse notre neveu Salomon... 31 00:04:38,277 --> 00:04:41,321 ...et Esther et Tzip� et Mo�sh�... 32 00:04:41,572 --> 00:04:44,450 - l give. All the small family. 33 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:46,452 (En anglais) - Et Jacob, n'oublie pas... 34 00:04:46,702 --> 00:04:51,331 Ram�ne-moi mon parfum pr�f�r�, "Je reviens",,, 35 00:04:51,582 --> 00:04:53,250 - OK, "Je reviens". 36 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:55,461 Je reviens... 37 00:05:02,801 --> 00:05:05,512 Je vais revoir ma Normandie 38 00:05:05,929 --> 00:05:08,015 - Da�da�, da�da�, da�daaa 39 00:05:08,432 --> 00:05:10,184 - Non, Samuel, pas da�da�. 40 00:05:10,434 --> 00:05:12,770 C'est fran�ais. 41 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,480 La France. 42 00:05:14,897 --> 00:05:17,649 Je vais revoir ma Normandie 43 00:05:17,900 --> 00:05:20,819 C'est l� pays qu'il m'a donn� l� jour 44 00:05:25,199 --> 00:05:29,036 Klaxons 45 00:05:29,453 --> 00:05:31,622 Sifflet Cris 46 00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:33,749 (En anglais) - Qu'est-ce qui se passe? 47 00:05:33,999 --> 00:05:35,125 D�p�chez-vous, chauffeur! 48 00:05:35,375 --> 00:05:37,461 (En anglais) - Vous voulez quoi? Un miracle? 49 00:05:37,711 --> 00:05:39,922 Klaxons 50 00:05:40,172 --> 00:05:43,425 (En anglais) - Vous l'aurez, votre avion! 51 00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:49,556 Ready? One, two, three. 52 00:06:24,132 --> 00:06:26,093 (En anglais) - Vous voyez, mon gar�on... 53 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:27,553 Il faut croire aux miracles! 54 00:06:35,936 --> 00:06:40,065 "Je vais revoir ma Normandie" (version pop) 55 00:07:17,436 --> 00:07:19,354 - Ya! - Passez-moi le volant. 56 00:07:19,604 --> 00:07:20,897 - Non, la barbe! 57 00:07:24,609 --> 00:07:25,944 - Monsieur, attention! 58 00:07:26,361 --> 00:07:27,237 Klaxon 59 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:28,822 - Il est sur la 3e file. 60 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:34,202 C'est un Anglais. 61 00:07:34,619 --> 00:07:37,080 J'les aime pas, les Anglais. 62 00:07:38,331 --> 00:07:39,750 Et vous? - Ben oui. 63 00:07:40,042 --> 00:07:41,752 - Moi, j'les aime pas. 64 00:07:42,002 --> 00:07:42,919 Salomon. 65 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:46,673 Un Suisse et un Allemand. 66 00:07:47,090 --> 00:07:50,510 - Et alors? - On n'est plus en France! 67 00:07:50,761 --> 00:07:51,636 Allez. 68 00:07:55,557 --> 00:07:57,601 On est derri�re un Belge. 69 00:07:57,851 --> 00:07:58,894 Un Belge! 70 00:07:59,144 --> 00:08:00,771 - Vous les aimez pas? 71 00:08:01,021 --> 00:08:04,691 - Ils nous polluent. Regardez, c'est un pot belge. 72 00:08:06,401 --> 00:08:08,653 Je le double, je le triple. 73 00:08:14,367 --> 00:08:15,494 Et voila. 74 00:08:24,169 --> 00:08:25,962 Klaxon 75 00:08:26,379 --> 00:08:27,839 Sifflet 76 00:08:28,089 --> 00:08:29,257 - Oh, oh, oh! 77 00:08:31,551 --> 00:08:32,511 - Regardez... 78 00:08:32,928 --> 00:08:34,012 ...Salomon. - Oui? 79 00:08:34,387 --> 00:08:35,305 Quoi? 80 00:08:35,555 --> 00:08:37,224 - C'est propre, net. 81 00:08:37,474 --> 00:08:39,226 H�, h�, c'est un Fran�ais. 82 00:08:39,643 --> 00:08:40,685 Monsieur. 83 00:08:40,936 --> 00:08:43,563 - Tu peux pas faire la queue, non? 84 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:46,858 Abruti, cr�tin, cocu, andouille! 85 00:08:47,275 --> 00:08:49,027 - C'est �a, les Fran�ais. 86 00:08:49,444 --> 00:08:50,737 - En 3e position. 87 00:08:51,154 --> 00:08:52,823 Klaxon 88 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:54,866 - Faut pas se g�ner! 89 00:08:55,283 --> 00:08:56,701 II aboie. 90 00:08:57,118 --> 00:08:58,954 ... Klaxon 91 00:09:00,997 --> 00:09:02,666 - H�, ho, c'est fini! 92 00:09:05,210 --> 00:09:06,795 - Que se passe-t-il? 93 00:09:07,212 --> 00:09:08,630 - C'est un mariage. 94 00:09:09,047 --> 00:09:12,843 - Moi aussi, je marie ma fille. Laissez-moi passer. 95 00:09:16,388 --> 00:09:18,431 Orchestre style Louisiane 96 00:09:24,187 --> 00:09:25,814 - �a, alors! 97 00:09:28,108 --> 00:09:29,734 Vous avez vu la mari�e? 98 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:31,987 - Oui. - Elle est noire. 99 00:09:34,906 --> 00:09:36,825 - Pas caf� au lait. Noire. 100 00:09:37,075 --> 00:09:38,451 Lui, il est blanc. 101 00:09:38,702 --> 00:09:39,703 - Et alors? 102 00:09:40,370 --> 00:09:42,622 - Il est blanc, elle est noire. 103 00:09:42,872 --> 00:09:44,291 Elle est noire. Pff! 104 00:10:04,227 --> 00:10:05,645 - Eh ben, Salomon! 105 00:10:05,895 --> 00:10:07,272 Allons, avancez! 106 00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:09,190 - J'arrive, monsieur. 107 00:10:09,858 --> 00:10:12,402 - Poussez-vous, je marie ma fille! 108 00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:16,364 - C'�tait votre fille? F�licitations. 109 00:10:16,781 --> 00:10:19,659 - C'est pas ma fille. Elle est noire. 110 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:21,828 - Monsieur. Klaxon 111 00:11:00,825 --> 00:11:03,244 - Vous avez vu, ils ont des voitures. 112 00:11:03,495 --> 00:11:05,955 Des Rolls blanches, les Noirs. 113 00:11:06,206 --> 00:11:08,708 - Monsieur ne risque rien. - Quoi? 114 00:11:08,958 --> 00:11:10,168 - Avec mademoiselle. 115 00:11:10,585 --> 00:11:12,003 - Comment �a? 116 00:11:12,420 --> 00:11:13,922 - Monsieur est raciste. 117 00:11:14,339 --> 00:11:15,340 - Raciste? 118 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:17,300 Moi, raciste? Salomon! 119 00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:18,760 Raciste... 120 00:11:19,594 --> 00:11:22,847 Dieu merci, Antoinette �pouse un Fran�ais... 121 00:11:23,098 --> 00:11:24,390 ...bien blanc. 122 00:11:24,641 --> 00:11:27,602 Un peu p�Iot, avec ses petits boutons. 123 00:11:28,019 --> 00:11:29,187 - Et il zozote. 124 00:11:29,604 --> 00:11:33,316 - Il est riche et catholique comme tout le monde. 125 00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:35,151 - Pas vraiment, monsieur. 126 00:11:35,401 --> 00:11:37,112 Moi, je suis juif. 127 00:11:41,616 --> 00:11:43,118 - Vous �tes juif? 128 00:11:43,868 --> 00:11:45,995 Salomon, vous �tes juif? 129 00:11:47,122 --> 00:11:48,790 Salomon est juif. Oh! 130 00:11:49,207 --> 00:11:52,418 - Mon oncle Jacob de New York, il est rabbin. 131 00:11:53,461 --> 00:11:55,255 - Il est pas juif? - Bah, si. 132 00:11:56,673 --> 00:11:59,008 - Pas toute votre famille? - Si. 133 00:11:59,551 --> 00:12:01,135 - Hum, pff... 134 00:12:02,303 --> 00:12:04,430 Bah, je vous garde quand m�me. 135 00:12:04,681 --> 00:12:06,391 T�l�phone 136 00:12:08,685 --> 00:12:09,602 - C'est madame. 137 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,646 - Monsieur va trinquer. 138 00:12:12,063 --> 00:12:13,815 - Oh, �a suffit! ... 139 00:12:15,024 --> 00:12:16,818 - * All�, Victor? - Germaine... 140 00:12:17,068 --> 00:12:18,945 - * A qui vous parliez? - Mais... 141 00:12:19,195 --> 00:12:21,197 Ecoutez-moi. - * Je vous connais. 142 00:12:21,447 --> 00:12:23,533 - Blablabla. Ecoutez-moi! 143 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,911 - Taisez-vous, Victor. Vous �tes un menteur! 144 00:12:27,287 --> 00:12:28,162 - A�e. 145 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:29,497 - Taisez-vous! 146 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:31,833 Demain, vous �pousez ma fille, je dois la finir. 147 00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:33,877 - Quoi? - Votre jaquette. 148 00:12:34,168 --> 00:12:36,796 - Ah bon. - Qu'est-ce qui me prouve... 149 00:12:37,213 --> 00:12:39,966 ...que vous y �tiez seul, � Deauville? 150 00:12:40,383 --> 00:12:41,718 - Qu'elle est jalouse! 151 00:12:41,968 --> 00:12:43,678 - Monsieur est si bel homme. 152 00:12:43,928 --> 00:12:45,221 - * All�, Victor? 153 00:12:45,638 --> 00:12:48,016 * Je vous ai interdit de raccrocher. 154 00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:51,185 - Bon, attendez... Attendez! 155 00:12:51,436 --> 00:12:53,938 - * Inutile de me ramener vos crevettes! 156 00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:58,985 - La route! - * Je viendrai avec vous! 157 00:12:59,235 --> 00:13:00,445 * Vous serez puni. 158 00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:02,113 - Dites, Germaine. - * Oui? 159 00:13:02,363 --> 00:13:03,364 - Vous �tiez au courant? 160 00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:05,158 - * De quoi? - Salomon... 161 00:13:05,408 --> 00:13:06,284 - * Oui? 162 00:13:06,701 --> 00:13:07,744 - Il est juif. - * Et alors? 163 00:13:08,161 --> 00:13:09,787 - Le camion, le camion! 164 00:13:10,204 --> 00:13:11,706 Klaxon 165 00:13:29,766 --> 00:13:31,976 - Salomon? Salomon! 166 00:13:32,226 --> 00:13:33,811 Hein, Salomon! 167 00:13:36,481 --> 00:13:39,567 Musique inqui�tante 168 00:13:51,704 --> 00:13:52,580 - Le voila. 169 00:14:18,314 --> 00:14:19,315 - Gar�on. 170 00:14:20,316 --> 00:14:22,276 - Oui? - Une menthe � l'eau. 171 00:14:31,494 --> 00:14:32,870 - M. Slimane? 172 00:14:34,288 --> 00:14:37,667 On demande M. Slimane au t�l�phone. 173 00:14:38,334 --> 00:14:39,460 - Oui, c'est moi. 174 00:14:52,765 --> 00:14:54,600 - Cabine 2, monsieur. 175 00:15:02,483 --> 00:15:03,359 - All�? 176 00:15:03,776 --> 00:15:04,986 - Mohamed Larbi Slimane? 177 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,445 - C'est moi. 178 00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:10,575 - Rendez-vous annul�. Tu es tomb� dans notre pi�ge. 179 00:15:10,908 --> 00:15:11,784 - Qui �tes-vous? 180 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:13,160 - Far�s t'attend. 181 00:15:13,494 --> 00:15:14,370 - Far�s? 182 00:15:14,787 --> 00:15:17,665 - Tu ne sortiras pas d'ici! 183 00:15:17,915 --> 00:15:20,251 Et ta r�volution... arkoum! 184 00:15:20,501 --> 00:15:21,502 Orage 185 00:15:22,461 --> 00:15:23,421 - All�? 186 00:15:24,297 --> 00:15:25,172 All�! 187 00:15:31,095 --> 00:15:33,306 - Dans 30 secondes, il va sortir... 188 00:15:33,556 --> 00:15:36,350 ...me voir et s'enfuir par derri�re. 189 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:40,521 - L'enlever en plein St-Germain? Mais �a a d�j� �t� fait! 190 00:15:40,938 --> 00:15:41,939 - Tais-toi! 191 00:15:43,774 --> 00:15:45,985 Attendez-le de l'autre c�t�. 192 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,293 - Far�s! 193 00:16:03,961 --> 00:16:04,962 - Scritch! 194 00:16:08,215 --> 00:16:10,259 Musique angoissante 195 00:16:54,387 --> 00:16:55,388 - Vite! 196 00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:58,599 Vite! 197 00:16:59,058 --> 00:17:00,101 D�marre! 198 00:17:05,648 --> 00:17:07,233 Tonnerre 199 00:17:15,908 --> 00:17:16,909 - All�? 200 00:17:18,619 --> 00:17:20,246 - All�? All�! 201 00:17:20,496 --> 00:17:22,790 Mademoiselle, ne coupez pas! 202 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:24,917 All�? 203 00:17:25,334 --> 00:17:26,919 Avancez, vous! 204 00:17:27,169 --> 00:17:30,214 C'est �a. Il me faut une d�panneuse. 205 00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,883 - Plut�t un remorqueur, oui! 206 00:17:34,009 --> 00:17:35,010 - Allez! 207 00:17:35,428 --> 00:17:38,431 Tirez! Vous n'en foutez pas une rame! 208 00:17:38,681 --> 00:17:40,724 All�, all�? Quoi? 209 00:17:40,975 --> 00:17:41,976 Une gr�ve? 210 00:17:42,226 --> 00:17:43,853 Manquait plus que �a. 211 00:17:44,103 --> 00:17:45,396 Mon usine fait gr�ve. 212 00:17:45,813 --> 00:17:48,941 - Moi aussi, je fais gr�ve. J'en ai marre! 213 00:17:49,358 --> 00:17:52,027 - Marre! - Qu'est-ce qu'y dit? 214 00:17:52,278 --> 00:17:53,863 - Ras-le-bol! - Tiens! 215 00:17:54,738 --> 00:17:58,492 Je leur interdis de faire la gr�ve, compris? 216 00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:01,078 Non! Je vous dis non! 217 00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:04,540 Bon, vous faites comme d'habitude. 218 00:18:04,790 --> 00:18:07,209 Vous promettez et je ne donne rien. 219 00:18:07,459 --> 00:18:09,628 Klaxon - Salomon, une voiture. 220 00:18:10,045 --> 00:18:11,046 - A�e! 221 00:18:11,297 --> 00:18:12,173 Grrr! 222 00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,508 - H�... h�! 223 00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:19,263 H�, arr�tez-vous, arr�tez-vous! 224 00:18:20,014 --> 00:18:21,640 Arr�tez-vous... ah! 225 00:18:27,188 --> 00:18:29,982 Voyous, �go�stes, saligauds! 226 00:18:30,232 --> 00:18:31,192 Yaak! 227 00:18:32,234 --> 00:18:34,069 - La premi�re � gauche. 228 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,779 L'usine est au bout. 229 00:18:36,196 --> 00:18:37,615 - Vous le payerez. 230 00:18:37,865 --> 00:18:41,535 La nuit tombe. On doit trouver un d�panneur. 231 00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:43,579 Salomon. - Oui, monsieur? 232 00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:47,082 Allumez les phares de la voiture. 233 00:18:47,458 --> 00:18:49,376 - Non. - Quoi? 234 00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:51,712 - J'ai pas le droit d'allumer. 235 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:54,715 Je travaille pas le samedi. 236 00:18:55,132 --> 00:18:56,133 - C'est vendredi. 237 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:59,261 - Le sabbat commence le vendredi soir. 238 00:18:59,511 --> 00:19:01,972 Pendant le sabbat, on ne travaille pas. 239 00:19:06,268 --> 00:19:09,104 Pri�re juive 240 00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:28,832 - Ce soir, vous pouvez faire une exception. 241 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,710 Vous aurez 2 sabbats apr�s. 242 00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,505 - Monsieur ignore nos traditions. 243 00:19:34,922 --> 00:19:37,132 - Oui, j'ignore vos simagr�es! 244 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:39,051 Et j'en suis fier. 245 00:19:40,552 --> 00:19:43,180 - Monsieur mange du poisson le vendredi. 246 00:19:43,597 --> 00:19:46,850 J'allume pas le samedi. C'est pas plus b�te. 247 00:19:47,267 --> 00:19:49,228 - Si, c'est plus b�te. - Non! 248 00:19:52,064 --> 00:19:53,273 - Si, c'est plus b�te. 249 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:55,776 - Non! - Si. En voila assez! 250 00:19:56,026 --> 00:19:58,612 Je vous renvoie. Vous ferez vos sabbats! 251 00:19:59,029 --> 00:20:00,364 - Bien, monsieur! 252 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:02,741 Grincement 253 00:20:03,450 --> 00:20:04,660 - Allez, sortez. 254 00:20:05,828 --> 00:20:07,037 Ya! Claquement 255 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,335 - Argh, et paf! 256 00:20:47,035 --> 00:20:50,998 Saint Antoine de Padoue, trouvez-moi un d�panneur. 257 00:20:51,248 --> 00:20:53,208 J'engagerai un autre chauffeur. 258 00:20:53,459 --> 00:20:55,711 Un catholique, c'est promis. 259 00:20:55,961 --> 00:20:59,631 Un catholique comme vous, comme moi, comme Dieu. 260 00:21:00,132 --> 00:21:01,425 Oh, une lumi�re! 261 00:21:02,468 --> 00:21:04,052 Merci, saint Antoine. 262 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:06,638 Musique inqui�tante 263 00:21:21,528 --> 00:21:23,030 - Y a quelqu'un? 264 00:21:26,158 --> 00:21:27,743 Concierge? 265 00:21:36,043 --> 00:21:37,002 - Ho! 266 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:39,421 Madame? 267 00:21:41,006 --> 00:21:42,382 Ma-da-me. 268 00:21:45,802 --> 00:21:47,262 Y a quelqu'un? 269 00:21:47,512 --> 00:21:48,513 Hurlement 270 00:21:48,931 --> 00:21:50,390 - Oui, y a quelqu'un. 271 00:22:01,652 --> 00:22:02,945 - Ooooh! - Ah! 272 00:22:06,949 --> 00:22:08,116 Aaaah! 273 00:22:59,626 --> 00:23:00,627 �a y est! 274 00:23:07,718 --> 00:23:10,387 - Tu finiras par parler, Slimane! 275 00:23:12,556 --> 00:23:15,684 - Quel jour le coup d'�tat? - Quelle ville? 276 00:23:16,435 --> 00:23:18,562 - Quelle heure? - Quel r�giment? 277 00:23:21,481 --> 00:23:23,442 - Le mot de passe, Slimane! 278 00:23:24,151 --> 00:23:26,570 - Assassine-moi, si tu veux, Far�s. 279 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:28,864 Mais ne te fais pas passer pour un juge. 280 00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:43,420 Paf 281 00:23:44,171 --> 00:23:45,172 Paf 282 00:23:46,465 --> 00:23:49,134 - Ma t'Rhafeh! Slimane! 283 00:23:49,384 --> 00:23:52,512 Halmatek! Smhat fik! - Le peuple... 284 00:23:52,762 --> 00:23:53,930 ...est avec moi. 285 00:23:54,181 --> 00:23:55,182 - Oui. 286 00:23:55,432 --> 00:23:57,642 Mais le pouvoir est au bout du fusil. 287 00:23:57,893 --> 00:23:58,977 - Mao Ts�-Toung! 288 00:24:04,649 --> 00:24:06,651 - Mohamed Larbi Slimane. 289 00:24:07,903 --> 00:24:11,907 Et tant que pr�sident du tribunal contre-r�volutionnaire... 290 00:24:13,158 --> 00:24:14,826 ...je te d�clare tra�tre... 291 00:24:15,076 --> 00:24:16,953 ...� notre gouvernement. 292 00:24:17,204 --> 00:24:20,081 - An toum houm el khawana! - Habess! 293 00:24:20,332 --> 00:24:23,877 - An toum houm el khawana! - Oun ta put. 294 00:24:24,127 --> 00:24:25,754 - Quel batacouic! 295 00:24:26,004 --> 00:24:27,756 - Khawana! 296 00:24:31,009 --> 00:24:33,303 - Messieurs, votre verdict? 297 00:24:37,766 --> 00:24:38,767 - La mort. 298 00:24:41,019 --> 00:24:41,895 - Parle... 299 00:24:42,312 --> 00:24:43,313 ...Slimane. 300 00:24:44,147 --> 00:24:45,023 Et tu es sauf. 301 00:24:45,273 --> 00:24:47,442 - La r�volution est une bicyclette. 302 00:24:47,692 --> 00:24:48,944 Elle avance ou... 303 00:24:49,361 --> 00:24:51,154 ...elle tombe. - Eddy Merckx. 304 00:24:51,571 --> 00:24:54,115 - Non, Che Guevara. 305 00:24:55,033 --> 00:24:56,826 (En arabe) 306 00:25:22,852 --> 00:25:23,853 Paf 307 00:25:25,063 --> 00:25:26,064 - Oh, oh. 308 00:25:27,399 --> 00:25:28,400 Paf 309 00:25:29,067 --> 00:25:30,944 - Chut, chut, chut. 310 00:25:31,194 --> 00:25:32,195 Chuuut. 311 00:25:32,904 --> 00:25:33,863 Chut. 312 00:25:39,411 --> 00:25:40,328 Oh! 313 00:25:53,675 --> 00:25:55,552 La police, c'est le 17? 314 00:26:11,985 --> 00:26:13,653 Grrrr! 315 00:26:13,903 --> 00:26:15,905 La police, c'est le 22. 316 00:26:16,573 --> 00:26:17,449 17. 317 00:26:18,199 --> 00:26:19,200 Allez. 318 00:26:20,493 --> 00:26:21,870 17... 319 00:26:22,287 --> 00:26:23,788 Gnagnagna. 320 00:26:24,706 --> 00:26:27,834 T�l�phone 321 00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:31,171 - Aziz. 322 00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:34,966 All�? 323 00:26:35,383 --> 00:26:36,718 - Le 17, la police? 324 00:26:36,968 --> 00:26:37,927 - Oui. 325 00:26:38,178 --> 00:26:40,722 - Do... Donnez-moi le commissaire. 326 00:26:40,972 --> 00:26:42,348 - Je suis le commissaire. 327 00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:46,644 - Venez vite � l'usine de chewing-gum, le Yankee. 328 00:26:47,061 --> 00:26:47,979 - Chewing-gum? 329 00:26:48,229 --> 00:26:49,230 - Le chewing-gum. 330 00:26:49,647 --> 00:26:51,191 - * Gnagna, le chewing-gum. 331 00:26:51,441 --> 00:26:53,610 - Qui �tes-vous, monsieur? 332 00:26:54,027 --> 00:26:55,528 - Victor Pivert, industriel. 333 00:26:56,821 --> 00:26:58,406 Comme un pivert. 334 00:26:58,656 --> 00:27:00,533 Tchic, tchic, tchic. 335 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:05,580 * Tchic, tchic, pouic, pouic, tchic, tchic. 336 00:27:05,830 --> 00:27:06,873 - Je vous �coute. 337 00:27:07,290 --> 00:27:09,834 - J'ai eu un accident de voiture. 338 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:11,544 Je cherchais du secours. 339 00:27:11,794 --> 00:27:14,756 J'ai d�couvert une bande de moricauds. 340 00:27:15,006 --> 00:27:18,051 Des moricauds, avec la figure marron. 341 00:27:18,468 --> 00:27:20,762 - O� vous trouvez-vous, M. Pivert? 342 00:27:21,179 --> 00:27:23,473 - Ici, au bureau, � l'usine. 343 00:27:23,723 --> 00:27:24,807 Voila, elle est la. 344 00:27:25,225 --> 00:27:28,853 - Surtout, ne bougez pas. Nous arrivons. 345 00:27:29,270 --> 00:27:31,731 - Merci M. Le co-co... commissaire. 346 00:27:34,734 --> 00:27:35,735 Vite! 347 00:27:39,239 --> 00:27:42,575 - M. Pivert, ces moricauds, vous les avez vus? 348 00:27:42,992 --> 00:27:44,202 - Je pense bien. 349 00:27:44,452 --> 00:27:47,163 Surtout un gros huileux, frisott�... 350 00:27:47,413 --> 00:27:49,582 ...avec des petits yeux cruels... 351 00:27:49,832 --> 00:27:50,917 ...et des lunettes. 352 00:27:52,001 --> 00:27:53,962 Une vraie t�te d'assassin. 353 00:27:54,379 --> 00:27:57,590 Qu'ils r�glent leur compte entre eux, bien. 354 00:27:57,840 --> 00:27:59,968 Moins y en aura! Mais pas chez nous. 355 00:28:00,218 --> 00:28:02,512 - * O� sont-ils? - H�, ils sont la 356 00:28:02,762 --> 00:28:03,763 Ils... 357 00:28:10,687 --> 00:28:12,730 Brouhaha 358 00:28:22,198 --> 00:28:23,783 - Kasser elbab! 359 00:28:26,494 --> 00:28:27,620 - Aaaah! 360 00:28:32,292 --> 00:28:33,293 - Je le tiens. 361 00:28:49,559 --> 00:28:50,476 PAF 362 00:29:00,695 --> 00:29:02,488 Musique angoissante 363 00:29:04,782 --> 00:29:05,992 - Pan! 364 00:29:25,428 --> 00:29:26,387 - Hep! 365 00:29:27,346 --> 00:29:28,473 Vite! 366 00:29:38,232 --> 00:29:39,525 - A�e, ouille! 367 00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:52,830 Petit rire 368 00:30:22,401 --> 00:30:23,361 - Aaaah! 369 00:30:45,424 --> 00:30:46,384 - Allez. 370 00:30:55,893 --> 00:30:58,396 Pivert rit. 371 00:31:05,736 --> 00:31:06,696 - A�e! 372 00:31:08,531 --> 00:31:10,741 Cris 373 00:31:41,022 --> 00:31:43,316 - Grrr! - Ou ana helech. 374 00:31:43,566 --> 00:31:44,567 - Grrr! 375 00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:47,903 - Pivert, Victor Pivert. 376 00:31:48,154 --> 00:31:50,614 Une DS noire num�ro 438ZA75. 377 00:31:50,865 --> 00:31:52,700 C'est la bas, sur la rivi�re. 378 00:31:53,117 --> 00:31:55,536 - Vous venez? - Non, il m'a vir�. 379 00:31:55,786 --> 00:31:57,163 Il peut courir. 380 00:31:57,580 --> 00:31:59,623 Musique pop (rapide) 381 00:32:03,210 --> 00:32:04,211 - Ah! 382 00:32:13,929 --> 00:32:16,807 Coups de feu 383 00:32:31,113 --> 00:32:32,114 - Le voila! 384 00:33:10,986 --> 00:33:13,948 Moteur 385 00:33:18,118 --> 00:33:20,496 ... - Ha houwa! Ha! 386 00:33:20,913 --> 00:33:22,957 Coups de feu 387 00:33:48,315 --> 00:33:49,191 - Aaaah. 388 00:33:54,905 --> 00:33:56,198 - Aaarghhh... 389 00:33:57,324 --> 00:33:58,742 - Que faites-vous la? 390 00:33:58,993 --> 00:34:01,078 - Pas un mot, pas un geste! 391 00:34:01,328 --> 00:34:03,664 Vous m'aiderez � rentrer chez moi. 392 00:34:04,081 --> 00:34:05,082 - Moi? 393 00:34:06,208 --> 00:34:07,334 Sir�ne 394 00:34:10,921 --> 00:34:16,051 Coups de feu 395 00:34:16,302 --> 00:34:18,095 - Pivert, Victor Pivert. 396 00:34:18,345 --> 00:34:20,472 Il vient d'abattre deux hommes. 397 00:34:20,723 --> 00:34:22,808 Une voiture sur un bateau. 398 00:34:23,058 --> 00:34:24,602 Lancez les recherches. 399 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:27,229 Jingle radio 400 00:34:27,479 --> 00:34:28,606 - * Europe flash. 401 00:34:30,774 --> 00:34:34,612 * Mohamed Larbi Slimane, le leader enlev� hier... 402 00:34:34,862 --> 00:34:36,196 *... demeure introuvable. 403 00:34:36,447 --> 00:34:38,741 * Son pays subit de graves �v�nements. 404 00:34:38,991 --> 00:34:41,410 * Toutes les liaisons sont coup�es. 405 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:43,287 * La France qui suit... 406 00:34:43,954 --> 00:34:45,789 - Laissez-moi appeler la police. 407 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,708 Ils arr�teront Far�s. 408 00:34:47,958 --> 00:34:48,876 - La police! 409 00:34:49,293 --> 00:34:51,503 Elle me livra � ces maramouches. 410 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,547 - Maramouches? - Des tueurs. 411 00:34:53,797 --> 00:34:55,424 - Far�s? - Le colonel Far�s. 412 00:34:55,674 --> 00:34:56,842 - Ils sont contre vous? 413 00:34:57,301 --> 00:34:58,886 - Le peuple est avec moi. 414 00:34:59,136 --> 00:35:01,096 On ne ment pas au peuple. 415 00:35:01,513 --> 00:35:02,931 - Mais si, on peut! 416 00:35:03,182 --> 00:35:06,101 A mon usine, je lui mens toute la journ�e. 417 00:35:06,352 --> 00:35:08,645 Mais il aime qu'on lui mente. 418 00:35:08,896 --> 00:35:10,189 Le peuple. Tchac! 419 00:35:10,606 --> 00:35:12,107 - On balaiera cette pourriture. 420 00:35:12,358 --> 00:35:15,110 Dans mon pays, je serai premier ministre. 421 00:35:16,653 --> 00:35:18,113 - Premier ministre? 422 00:35:18,364 --> 00:35:21,825 - Je suis heureux de vous serrer le revolver. 423 00:35:22,618 --> 00:35:25,079 - Alors, le p�trole... crac! 424 00:35:25,329 --> 00:35:27,623 - Oh. Y a plus d'essence. 425 00:35:27,873 --> 00:35:29,500 Faut que je m'arr�te. 426 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,008 - Aaaaah! - Chut! 427 00:35:38,258 --> 00:35:39,676 Qu'est-ce qu'il fait? 428 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,512 A�e, a�e... 429 00:35:42,429 --> 00:35:43,430 - O� est-il? - A�e! 430 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,432 Qu'est-ce que vous avez? 431 00:35:45,849 --> 00:35:48,018 - Je marie ma fille. Restez calme. 432 00:35:48,435 --> 00:35:49,645 - Comme vous y allez! 433 00:35:49,895 --> 00:35:52,898 - Ouvrez la bouche et taisez-vous! 434 00:35:53,315 --> 00:35:56,068 - Oui? La voiture de M. Pivert? 435 00:35:56,318 --> 00:35:58,028 On l'a bien demand�e. 436 00:36:00,906 --> 00:36:01,824 - Madame. - Oui? 437 00:36:02,241 --> 00:36:03,325 - On nous passe monsieur. 438 00:36:05,577 --> 00:36:07,287 - Oh, oh... eh! 439 00:36:08,914 --> 00:36:11,291 - Serrez fort, j'en ai pour 2 minutes. 440 00:36:12,835 --> 00:36:13,752 All�? 441 00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:15,671 All�? 442 00:36:16,171 --> 00:36:18,215 T�l�phone 443 00:36:19,883 --> 00:36:21,385 - Non. - C'est ma femme. 444 00:36:21,635 --> 00:36:24,930 Si je ne r�ponds pas, elle me fera rechercher. 445 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:28,767 - Bon. Attention, au moindre geste suspect... 446 00:36:32,437 --> 00:36:34,857 - Al-all�? C'est vous... Germaine? 447 00:36:35,274 --> 00:36:36,483 - Il est 11 heures! 448 00:36:36,733 --> 00:36:39,444 Depuis hier, je vous attends entre 2 caries. 449 00:36:39,695 --> 00:36:40,988 O� avez-vous dormi? 450 00:36:41,405 --> 00:36:43,073 - Vous partez avec une femme. 451 00:36:43,323 --> 00:36:44,449 - Non, pas �a. - Si! 452 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:45,951 Vous partez avec moi. 453 00:36:46,201 --> 00:36:47,327 - Ah, non. - Allez! 454 00:36:48,036 --> 00:36:49,037 - La guigne! 455 00:36:49,288 --> 00:36:52,749 Germaine, je prends l'avion avec une femme. 456 00:36:53,166 --> 00:36:55,294 - Une femme? Vous �tes fou? 457 00:36:55,711 --> 00:36:57,379 - Je suis fou d'elle. 458 00:36:57,629 --> 00:36:58,797 *- Qu'a-t-elle de plus? 459 00:36:59,047 --> 00:37:00,716 - Ce qu'elle a de plus... 460 00:37:02,801 --> 00:37:05,137 Elle a des grandes mains poilues. 461 00:37:05,679 --> 00:37:06,889 Des grands pieds. 462 00:37:07,598 --> 00:37:08,765 Elle est fris�e. 463 00:37:09,182 --> 00:37:12,019 - * Avec des grosses moustaches. - Quoi? 464 00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:14,563 - Soyez convaincant! 465 00:37:16,106 --> 00:37:18,609 - Je l'aime car elle fait du bateau. 466 00:37:18,859 --> 00:37:21,653 Elle n'a pas de bigoudis sur la t�te. 467 00:37:21,903 --> 00:37:23,363 Ni de gaine! 468 00:37:23,614 --> 00:37:26,283 Elle chante en me grattant le dos... 469 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:28,994 ...en me disant que je suis beau... 470 00:37:29,244 --> 00:37:31,413 ...que je mesure 1,80m. Voila! 471 00:37:31,830 --> 00:37:33,707 - Comment s'appelle-t-elle? 472 00:37:35,042 --> 00:37:37,711 - Comment elle s'appelle? Bah, heu... 473 00:37:37,961 --> 00:37:39,755 - Dites un nom. - Oui, heu... 474 00:37:40,005 --> 00:37:41,006 Ah! 475 00:37:41,256 --> 00:37:42,466 Th�r�se Leduc. 476 00:37:42,883 --> 00:37:44,801 - Mais elle a 65 ans. 477 00:37:45,218 --> 00:37:47,471 - �a fait 30 ans qu'elle m'aime... 478 00:37:47,721 --> 00:37:49,765 ...et qu'elle me fout la paix! 479 00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:52,309 Vous avez vu? 480 00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:54,770 - Quoi? - C'est moi qui ai raccroch�. 481 00:37:55,187 --> 00:37:57,397 - Odile, je pars pour Orly. 482 00:37:57,648 --> 00:37:59,191 - Faites patienter ma fille. 483 00:38:00,275 --> 00:38:02,402 - Le mariage Pivert, c'est ici? 484 00:38:02,652 --> 00:38:04,571 - Posez �a la, mon gar�on! 485 00:38:10,869 --> 00:38:12,913 Musique style western 486 00:38:30,013 --> 00:38:30,889 - Hum, hum. 487 00:38:32,724 --> 00:38:35,644 - Le docteur ne re�oit pas aujourd'hui. 488 00:38:36,061 --> 00:38:39,689 - Commissaire Andr�ani. M. Pivert, s'il vous pla�t. 489 00:38:39,940 --> 00:38:41,691 - M. Pivert n'est pas la 490 00:38:41,942 --> 00:38:44,528 - Hum, hum, hum, hum! 491 00:38:44,778 --> 00:38:46,238 - Ne vous inqui�tez pas. 492 00:38:46,488 --> 00:38:48,990 Mme Pivert a rejoint M. Pivert � Orly. 493 00:38:49,241 --> 00:38:50,409 Elle va revenir. 494 00:38:50,826 --> 00:38:52,369 - Hum, hum, hum! 495 00:38:53,745 --> 00:38:54,913 - A Orly, vite! 496 00:38:55,163 --> 00:38:57,499 Avant qu'il ne s'envole. 497 00:38:59,126 --> 00:39:00,127 - Plus vite! 498 00:39:00,377 --> 00:39:01,586 - Minute, m'sieur. 499 00:39:10,554 --> 00:39:12,305 �a fait 57 francs. 500 00:39:14,558 --> 00:39:16,935 - Monsieur, vous rouliez � combien? 501 00:39:17,185 --> 00:39:18,645 - Je sais pas. 80. 502 00:39:20,689 --> 00:39:21,982 - Voila, 57. 503 00:39:22,691 --> 00:39:25,735 Je fais les niveaux? - Non, �a ira. 504 00:39:26,486 --> 00:39:27,696 - Merci, m'sieur. 505 00:39:28,822 --> 00:39:30,615 - Vos papiers. - Oui, oui. 506 00:39:58,935 --> 00:40:00,520 - Qu'avez-vous fait? 507 00:40:00,770 --> 00:40:01,771 - Moi? Rien. 508 00:40:03,899 --> 00:40:05,775 - De qui vous vous foutez? 509 00:40:06,192 --> 00:40:07,652 - Je me fous de vous deux. 510 00:40:07,903 --> 00:40:10,405 - Non, M. L'agent. Mais non, hein? 511 00:40:10,655 --> 00:40:12,824 - Si, je me fous de vous deux. 512 00:40:14,951 --> 00:40:15,952 Tournez-vous. 513 00:40:16,202 --> 00:40:17,203 C'est quoi? 514 00:40:17,537 --> 00:40:18,496 - Quoi donc? 515 00:40:19,539 --> 00:40:20,415 Un poireau. 516 00:40:20,665 --> 00:40:22,959 - Un poireau? Beurk! 517 00:40:24,377 --> 00:40:25,921 C'est pas beau, �a. 518 00:40:26,171 --> 00:40:27,714 - Je trouve �a joli, moi. 519 00:40:28,131 --> 00:40:29,716 - Non, c'est tr�s laid. 520 00:40:31,509 --> 00:40:34,888 Y a des poils l�-dedans. Deux grands poils. 521 00:40:35,305 --> 00:40:37,349 - Oui. - �a vous fait pas mal? 522 00:40:38,016 --> 00:40:40,560 Et comme �a, attendez. 523 00:40:42,896 --> 00:40:44,356 Tzoing - Ah, �a fait mal. 524 00:40:44,773 --> 00:40:47,067 �a fait mal. Hou, bon Dieu! 525 00:40:47,484 --> 00:40:48,943 - �a veut dire quoi? 526 00:40:49,194 --> 00:40:50,278 Vos papiers! 527 00:40:50,528 --> 00:40:51,529 - Je n'en ai pas. 528 00:40:51,946 --> 00:40:55,492 Je n'ai ni permis, ni vignette, ni assurance. 529 00:40:55,742 --> 00:40:56,826 Arr�tez-moi. 530 00:40:57,077 --> 00:40:58,328 - Vous me le payerez. 531 00:40:58,578 --> 00:40:59,579 - Arr�tez-moi. 532 00:40:59,913 --> 00:41:02,332 - Votre nom? - Pivert, comme l'oiseau. 533 00:41:02,582 --> 00:41:05,293 Pouic, pouic, tchic-tchic-tchic. 534 00:41:05,710 --> 00:41:08,254 Tchic-tchic-tchic. 535 00:41:08,672 --> 00:41:10,298 Pouic, pouic. 536 00:41:19,057 --> 00:41:20,058 - Le plein? 537 00:41:23,228 --> 00:41:24,979 - D�marrez, c'est Far�s. - Ah! 538 00:41:25,397 --> 00:41:26,272 - Descendez! 539 00:41:27,857 --> 00:41:28,733 - En premi�re! 540 00:41:34,989 --> 00:41:37,033 - Tebahou, tebahou! 541 00:41:46,251 --> 00:41:48,294 (Insultes en arabe) 542 00:42:18,825 --> 00:42:22,579 - * Nous arriverons dans quelques instants � Orly. 543 00:42:22,829 --> 00:42:24,247 * II est 11 h25. 544 00:42:24,497 --> 00:42:26,708 - Veuillez vous asseoir. 545 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:29,419 - Je vous en prie. - Sit down, Samuel. 546 00:42:29,669 --> 00:42:32,547 J'ai mon famille fran�ais qui m'attend... 547 00:42:32,797 --> 00:42:35,008 ...pour la bar mitzvah. - Int�ressant. 548 00:42:35,258 --> 00:42:38,511 - La communion de mon neveu, David. 549 00:42:38,761 --> 00:42:41,472 Il a d�j� 13 ans. - Pas possible! 550 00:42:42,432 --> 00:42:43,433 - Ah, Samuel. 551 00:42:43,850 --> 00:42:46,060 - Vroum, vroum... 552 00:42:46,895 --> 00:42:48,646 - David, pas de b�tises. 553 00:42:48,897 --> 00:42:50,565 Reste tranquille. 554 00:42:52,192 --> 00:42:54,652 - Comment on reconna�tra oncle Jacob? 555 00:42:54,903 --> 00:42:58,114 Grand-m�re Tzip�, elle voit plus rien. 556 00:42:58,364 --> 00:43:00,742 - Comment j� n'entends plus rien? 557 00:43:00,992 --> 00:43:04,704 - Salomon aurait pu venir avec la DS de son patron. 558 00:43:04,954 --> 00:43:07,874 - Il a �t� fichu � la porte hier. 559 00:43:08,124 --> 00:43:11,085 - Quoi? - Son patron l'a renvoy� hier. 560 00:43:11,336 --> 00:43:13,421 - Ah, j� l'ai toujours dit. 561 00:43:13,671 --> 00:43:17,133 Cet m�ssieur Pivert, il est tr�s sympathique. 562 00:43:20,053 --> 00:43:21,554 - Ne poussez pas. - Allez. 563 00:43:21,804 --> 00:43:24,557 - Pourquoi la valise? - Vous partez aussi. 564 00:43:24,807 --> 00:43:28,102 - Vous r�volutionnez. Moi, je marie ma fille. 565 00:43:28,353 --> 00:43:30,313 - Vous me servirez d'otage. 566 00:43:30,563 --> 00:43:31,648 - Comment? - Allez. 567 00:43:34,943 --> 00:43:36,569 * Jingle 568 00:43:38,571 --> 00:43:42,241 - * Arriv�e en provenance de Francfort... 569 00:43:42,492 --> 00:43:44,243 *... vol AF 741, porte 45. 570 00:43:54,462 --> 00:43:55,630 - Pas de grimace! 571 00:43:56,047 --> 00:43:58,007 - Je fais rien. - Assez! 572 00:43:58,883 --> 00:44:00,510 - Mais regardez-le. 573 00:44:00,927 --> 00:44:02,345 - Quoi? - Le C.R.S. 574 00:44:04,013 --> 00:44:06,391 Il est grrr. Et moi, je suis pff. 575 00:44:06,641 --> 00:44:08,184 �a, c'est un otage. 576 00:44:11,521 --> 00:44:14,607 Il murmure. 577 00:44:35,086 --> 00:44:36,337 - Hein? - Vous avez vu? 578 00:44:36,587 --> 00:44:38,005 - Quoi? - Elle est rousse. 579 00:44:38,256 --> 00:44:39,257 - Et alors? 580 00:44:42,927 --> 00:44:44,762 - Sois sage, b�b�, hein? 581 00:44:48,850 --> 00:44:51,477 (Slimane) - Comme il est mignon! 582 00:44:52,687 --> 00:44:53,688 Yep! 583 00:44:54,355 --> 00:44:55,398 - Pff. - Il s'appelle? 584 00:44:55,815 --> 00:44:57,859 Musique romantique 585 00:45:03,489 --> 00:45:05,074 - Vous avez du feu? 586 00:45:12,123 --> 00:45:12,999 - Mais oui! 587 00:45:18,754 --> 00:45:19,881 Paf - Ah! 588 00:45:20,339 --> 00:45:21,299 Aboiements 589 00:45:21,549 --> 00:45:22,633 II rit. 590 00:45:22,884 --> 00:45:25,595 - Vous trouvez �a dr�le? Imb�cile! 591 00:45:58,294 --> 00:45:59,295 - Le voila! 592 00:46:00,087 --> 00:46:02,173 L'avion de New York est arriv�. 593 00:46:02,423 --> 00:46:04,467 - Vous marchez trop lentement. 594 00:46:04,717 --> 00:46:06,510 - Il va pas s'envoler. 595 00:46:06,761 --> 00:46:08,054 - D�p�chez-vous. 596 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,724 - David, viens ici. - Vite! 597 00:46:12,183 --> 00:46:13,100 - Regarde. 598 00:46:13,351 --> 00:46:14,435 Regarde, ch�ri. 599 00:46:14,685 --> 00:46:16,938 - L�-bas! C'est s�rement lui! 600 00:46:17,188 --> 00:46:20,024 - Jacob. Oncle Jacob! 601 00:46:20,274 --> 00:46:23,152 - O� il est, Jacob? Je l� vois pas. 602 00:46:23,402 --> 00:46:25,738 - Ti regardes n'importe o�. 603 00:46:25,988 --> 00:46:27,073 Regarde l�-bas. 604 00:46:31,744 --> 00:46:33,704 - * Passager Pivert. 605 00:46:34,580 --> 00:46:36,499 * Passager Pivert. 606 00:46:37,208 --> 00:46:39,835 * On demande passager Pivert... 607 00:46:40,252 --> 00:46:42,546 *... au bureau des renseignements. 608 00:46:42,797 --> 00:46:45,925 - Ils sont la - Arkoum, Slimane, Pivert. 609 00:46:48,260 --> 00:46:49,512 - M. Le divisionnaire. 610 00:46:49,762 --> 00:46:51,973 On demande Pivert � l'accueil. 611 00:46:52,223 --> 00:46:54,392 - Bouclez les issues et allons-y. 612 00:46:54,642 --> 00:46:55,643 Attention. 613 00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:57,269 C'est un tueur. 614 00:46:57,770 --> 00:46:59,480 - Essayez encore une fois. 615 00:47:00,189 --> 00:47:03,192 * On demande passager Pivert... 616 00:47:03,985 --> 00:47:05,194 - * Victor, reviens. 617 00:47:05,653 --> 00:47:06,779 * Victor! 618 00:47:10,574 --> 00:47:12,660 * Victor! - C'est Germaine. 619 00:47:13,077 --> 00:47:15,162 - * C'est ta petite femme qui t'appelle. 620 00:47:15,579 --> 00:47:17,331 - Tais-toi. O� es-tu? 621 00:47:17,581 --> 00:47:19,125 O� es-tu, Germaine? 622 00:47:21,585 --> 00:47:22,586 Germaine? 623 00:47:25,715 --> 00:47:27,675 - * Je te pardonne, Victor. 624 00:47:27,925 --> 00:47:31,637 * Ne pars pas avec Th�r�se Leduc le jour du mariage. 625 00:47:31,887 --> 00:47:33,222 * Tu m'entends? 626 00:47:33,472 --> 00:47:35,766 * Victor, tu m'entends? 627 00:47:36,016 --> 00:47:37,518 - Oui, je t'entends! 628 00:47:37,768 --> 00:47:40,312 Pas si fort, j'arrive! 629 00:47:40,813 --> 00:47:42,273 - Mon micro. - Taisez-vous! 630 00:47:42,523 --> 00:47:44,734 C'est pas votre mari qui part. 631 00:47:44,984 --> 00:47:46,902 * Insultes 632 00:47:52,908 --> 00:47:55,035 - Germaine. - * Victor! 633 00:47:55,494 --> 00:47:56,370 * Victor! 634 00:47:56,620 --> 00:47:58,622 - J'ai des annonces � faire! 635 00:47:58,873 --> 00:48:00,708 - * Moi, c'est plus important. 636 00:48:02,460 --> 00:48:04,628 - Oh non! Faut pas! ... 637 00:48:05,463 --> 00:48:06,464 - Zip! 638 00:48:06,964 --> 00:48:08,007 - Oh, non! 639 00:48:10,384 --> 00:48:11,760 * Jingle et annonces 640 00:48:19,685 --> 00:48:20,936 - Ah! - Chut. 641 00:48:21,687 --> 00:48:24,148 - J'ai cru que c'�tait un maramouche. 642 00:48:24,398 --> 00:48:26,150 - Far�s est la - Il veut me... 643 00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,861 - Venez avec moi. - Il faut regarder. 644 00:48:29,111 --> 00:48:30,863 Attendez, faut regarder. 645 00:48:52,218 --> 00:48:53,385 - Ouvrez! - Non! 646 00:48:53,802 --> 00:48:57,723 Coups 647 00:48:58,140 --> 00:48:59,016 - OUVREZ! 648 00:48:59,433 --> 00:49:00,935 - Y a personne. 649 00:49:02,311 --> 00:49:03,312 - Ouvrez! 650 00:49:03,729 --> 00:49:05,481 - Non, c'est occup�. 651 00:49:05,731 --> 00:49:07,399 Coups - Ouvrez. 652 00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:09,276 Vous entendez? 653 00:49:10,861 --> 00:49:11,862 - Monsieur. 654 00:49:12,279 --> 00:49:13,697 Votre ami est malade? 655 00:49:15,032 --> 00:49:16,325 - On peut aider? 656 00:49:16,742 --> 00:49:18,827 - Hum? Huuum? 657 00:49:19,286 --> 00:49:20,996 - J'en ai bien l'impression. 658 00:49:45,437 --> 00:49:47,314 Gifles - Voyou! 659 00:49:47,564 --> 00:49:48,565 Sortez! 660 00:49:49,650 --> 00:49:50,693 - Grrr! 661 00:50:41,201 --> 00:50:42,619 * Jingle et annonces 662 00:51:07,811 --> 00:51:10,230 - Moi, en rabbin. C'est un comble! 663 00:51:12,149 --> 00:51:13,150 - Attendez. 664 00:51:22,618 --> 00:51:23,786 Hein? - Allez. 665 00:51:26,246 --> 00:51:27,372 - JACOB! 666 00:51:28,832 --> 00:51:30,626 Jacob! 667 00:51:32,586 --> 00:51:33,837 C'est lui. 668 00:51:35,297 --> 00:51:36,173 Jacob. 669 00:51:36,423 --> 00:51:40,093 (En h�breu) 670 00:51:40,344 --> 00:51:41,345 - Oncle Jacob. 671 00:51:42,346 --> 00:51:43,847 - Shalom. - Shalom. 672 00:51:44,097 --> 00:51:46,099 - Laisse-moi aussi le shalom. 673 00:51:46,350 --> 00:51:49,061 Shalom, shalom. - Shalom! 674 00:51:49,311 --> 00:51:50,479 On fait quoi? 675 00:51:50,729 --> 00:51:52,648 - Il faut jouer le jeu. 676 00:51:53,190 --> 00:51:56,735 - Je l� reconnais. L� portrait de son fr�re. 677 00:51:57,152 --> 00:51:58,445 Mon mari bien-aim�. 678 00:51:58,862 --> 00:52:01,323 Et lui, c'est une Schmoll? 679 00:52:02,074 --> 00:52:03,075 Une schmoll? 680 00:52:03,492 --> 00:52:05,160 Voy, qui c'est lui? 681 00:52:05,577 --> 00:52:06,662 - Voui, qui c'est? 682 00:52:06,912 --> 00:52:10,624 II l'y demande, il a droit � une r�ponse. 683 00:52:10,874 --> 00:52:12,251 Lui? - Voy! 684 00:52:12,501 --> 00:52:15,712 - Mon s�cr�tire, mon chauffir et mon portir. 685 00:52:15,963 --> 00:52:16,964 La valise. 686 00:52:17,381 --> 00:52:19,341 - Comment s'appelle-t-il? - Lui? 687 00:52:19,591 --> 00:52:22,010 Lui l�-haut, il s'appelle... 688 00:52:22,261 --> 00:52:25,222 Larbi Rabbi Sliman, avec man au bout. 689 00:52:25,639 --> 00:52:26,640 - S�ligman! 690 00:52:27,057 --> 00:52:28,058 Rabbi... 691 00:52:28,475 --> 00:52:30,394 ...S�ligman, enchant�e. 692 00:52:30,644 --> 00:52:31,645 - Madame. 693 00:52:31,895 --> 00:52:33,146 - Viens, Jacob. 694 00:52:33,397 --> 00:52:35,440 (En h�breu) 695 00:52:38,694 --> 00:52:40,195 Git, git? - Git, git. 696 00:52:40,445 --> 00:52:41,780 - Ya, ya? - Ya, ya. 697 00:52:44,116 --> 00:52:45,909 - Pourquoi t'as pas de barbe? 698 00:52:46,159 --> 00:52:48,996 - Parce que je l'ai pr�t�e � quelqu'un. 699 00:52:49,496 --> 00:52:51,915 - Ce M. S�ligman, il est important. 700 00:52:52,165 --> 00:52:54,376 Un rabbin qui l'est un chauffeur. 701 00:52:54,793 --> 00:52:56,211 - Jacob, �coute-moi. 702 00:52:56,461 --> 00:52:59,006 Ti l'as une dr�le d'accent en fran�ais. 703 00:52:59,256 --> 00:53:00,674 - Ti trouves? - Voy, voy. 704 00:53:00,924 --> 00:53:02,968 Ti l'es une vrai Am�ricain. 705 00:53:03,218 --> 00:53:05,846 J� t� donne une le�on de l� fran�ais? 706 00:53:06,096 --> 00:53:07,097 - Voui, voui. 707 00:53:07,514 --> 00:53:10,100 - �a l'a une tr�s bonne exercice... 708 00:53:10,350 --> 00:53:12,811 ...de dire l� noms d� fourrires. 709 00:53:13,311 --> 00:53:14,271 - D� fous rires? 710 00:53:14,521 --> 00:53:16,189 - L� manteaux d� fourrire. 711 00:53:16,606 --> 00:53:17,983 - Ah, d� fourrires! 712 00:53:18,400 --> 00:53:19,651 - Essaye. - Voui. 713 00:53:19,901 --> 00:53:21,111 - Hum, hum! 714 00:53:21,361 --> 00:53:22,320 - Oh! 715 00:53:22,571 --> 00:53:23,697 - Essaie. - Oh! 716 00:53:24,656 --> 00:53:26,033 Ah, grrr! 717 00:53:26,283 --> 00:53:27,492 Ah! - Essaie. 718 00:53:27,743 --> 00:53:29,286 - L� vison. 719 00:53:29,536 --> 00:53:31,413 L� vison, l� vison. 720 00:53:31,663 --> 00:53:34,207 L� chienchila. 721 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,084 L� rat musqu�. 722 00:53:39,129 --> 00:53:40,172 Tzip� rit. 723 00:53:40,589 --> 00:53:42,132 - L� r�nard. 724 00:53:42,549 --> 00:53:45,385 - L� r�nard argent�. 725 00:53:45,802 --> 00:53:47,679 - La panthire. 726 00:53:48,096 --> 00:53:49,639 - La peintire? 727 00:53:50,766 --> 00:53:52,934 - Non, panthire, l'animal. 728 00:53:53,226 --> 00:53:54,394 - La panthire. 729 00:53:55,145 --> 00:53:57,147 Grow... grrrr! 730 00:53:57,397 --> 00:53:58,440 Elle rit. 731 00:53:58,690 --> 00:54:00,108 - Tr�s bien, Jacob. 732 00:54:00,859 --> 00:54:01,860 - Mme Pivert. 733 00:54:02,569 --> 00:54:03,570 - C'est moi. 734 00:54:04,237 --> 00:54:07,699 - Police. Votre mari vous attend en bas. 735 00:54:08,116 --> 00:54:12,120 - Mon Victor! Je savais qu'il changerait d'avis. 736 00:54:13,455 --> 00:54:15,290 La police? Pourquoi? 737 00:54:16,416 --> 00:54:18,335 - M. Pivert a des ennuis. 738 00:54:18,752 --> 00:54:20,378 - C'est Th�r�se Leduc! 739 00:54:21,671 --> 00:54:22,839 Allons, venez! 740 00:54:32,474 --> 00:54:34,226 O� est Victor? L�chez-moi! 741 00:54:34,476 --> 00:54:36,561 - Montez. - C'est un traquenard. 742 00:54:38,605 --> 00:54:40,065 Monsieur l'agent... 743 00:54:41,691 --> 00:54:44,152 - Mme Pivert, o� est-elle partie? 744 00:54:44,402 --> 00:54:45,904 - Je sais pas. Par la 745 00:54:46,321 --> 00:54:48,156 S'il faut surveiller tout le monde... 746 00:54:48,573 --> 00:54:50,283 Oui, tout le monde! 747 00:54:50,534 --> 00:54:51,993 - Commissaire. - Oui? 748 00:54:52,244 --> 00:54:53,453 - Commissaire! 749 00:54:53,703 --> 00:54:56,122 On a trouv� 2 rabbins ligot�s. 750 00:54:56,373 --> 00:54:59,000 - 2 rabbins? - On les a d�pouill�s. 751 00:54:59,376 --> 00:55:00,252 - Qui "on"? 752 00:55:00,502 --> 00:55:03,421 - Un grand costaud. - Et un petit chauve. 753 00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,257 - Pivert, encore lui! 754 00:55:05,507 --> 00:55:07,384 - Et l'autre... - C'est Slimane. 755 00:55:07,926 --> 00:55:09,970 (En h�breu) 756 00:55:19,062 --> 00:55:20,647 - C'est une personnalit�. 757 00:55:21,064 --> 00:55:22,190 Excusez-moi. 758 00:55:22,607 --> 00:55:24,568 Montez, j'y prends les tickets. 759 00:55:26,361 --> 00:55:27,571 Inaudible 760 00:55:33,702 --> 00:55:35,745 - Ti l'es gentil. 761 00:55:35,996 --> 00:55:38,915 Ti l'as l� plus beau type juif... 762 00:55:39,165 --> 00:55:41,042 ...que ji l'ai jamais vu. 763 00:55:41,293 --> 00:55:43,378 L� beaux yeux, l� belles dents. 764 00:55:43,628 --> 00:55:46,631 Ji t'embrasse. Il est tr�s sympathique. 765 00:55:48,466 --> 00:55:51,052 - Mme Schmoll, vous avez d� �tre belle. 766 00:55:51,303 --> 00:55:52,262 - Ah... 767 00:55:52,512 --> 00:55:56,182 Ti sais combien de mariages j'ai organis�s? 768 00:55:56,433 --> 00:55:57,475 43! 769 00:55:57,726 --> 00:56:01,646 118 enfants: 2 enfants 1/2 par couple. 770 00:56:02,105 --> 00:56:04,024 Et toi, ti l'es mari�? 771 00:56:04,274 --> 00:56:05,150 - Non. 772 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:09,029 - Qu'est-ce que ti l'aimes? Blonde, brune? 773 00:56:09,279 --> 00:56:11,281 - Rousse. - J'ai! 774 00:56:11,698 --> 00:56:13,867 - 30 ans que ji suis pas venu ici. 775 00:56:14,117 --> 00:56:15,618 Personne vient me chercher. 776 00:56:15,869 --> 00:56:17,704 - May be they didn't get your telegram. 777 00:56:17,954 --> 00:56:21,082 - Huit t�l�grammes que ji l'ai envoy�s. 778 00:56:21,333 --> 00:56:23,251 Ils en ont bien re�u une! 779 00:56:28,173 --> 00:56:29,632 - La bo�te � violon. 780 00:56:30,050 --> 00:56:32,927 - Oui, chef. - �a contient quoi? 781 00:56:34,179 --> 00:56:35,889 Lalalala. 782 00:56:36,139 --> 00:56:37,515 - Non, imb�cile. 783 00:56:37,766 --> 00:56:40,310 Une... tacatacatacata. 784 00:56:40,727 --> 00:56:42,771 Couvrez-moi, j'y vais. 785 00:56:46,900 --> 00:56:49,319 - L'adresse, il est 8, rue de Rosiers. 786 00:56:49,569 --> 00:56:52,822 Il faut que ji trouve l� t�l�phone. 787 00:56:56,117 --> 00:56:57,994 - Mes respects, M. Le rabbin. 788 00:56:58,244 --> 00:57:01,664 - Samuel, ti vois que quelqu'un nous attend. 789 00:57:01,915 --> 00:57:03,833 - Police. Commissaire Andr�ani. 790 00:57:04,084 --> 00:57:07,128 - The police. - C� l'est un grand honneur. 791 00:57:07,545 --> 00:57:11,257 - C'est une joie d'accueillir 2 rabbins si recherch�s. 792 00:57:11,674 --> 00:57:14,177 - Sois b�ni, ma fils, par l'Eternel. 793 00:57:14,636 --> 00:57:16,805 Ma violon! Touchez pas ma violon 794 00:57:17,222 --> 00:57:18,640 - �a suffit, Pivert! 795 00:57:19,307 --> 00:57:20,308 - Piverte? 796 00:57:20,725 --> 00:57:21,810 - Dis donc... 797 00:57:22,477 --> 00:57:26,856 C'est une vraie barbe de patriarche, hein? 798 00:57:27,106 --> 00:57:28,233 On peut toucher? 799 00:57:28,691 --> 00:57:29,609 - A�e! 800 00:57:29,859 --> 00:57:30,735 A�e! 801 00:57:32,529 --> 00:57:33,488 - Excuse me. 802 00:57:33,738 --> 00:57:36,491 Eclats de rire 803 00:57:43,081 --> 00:57:44,999 T�l�phone 804 00:57:46,835 --> 00:57:48,044 - Salomon. - Oui? 805 00:57:48,294 --> 00:57:49,921 - T�l�phone, dans ta chambre. 806 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:51,339 - J'y vais. ... 807 00:57:56,928 --> 00:57:57,971 All�? 808 00:57:58,429 --> 00:57:59,430 Qui? 809 00:58:00,098 --> 00:58:01,391 Oncle Jacob? 810 00:58:02,392 --> 00:58:03,893 Non, c'est Salomon. 811 00:58:04,143 --> 00:58:05,353 Bon voyage? 812 00:58:05,979 --> 00:58:09,232 - Non, ji fais un tr�s mauvais voyage! 813 00:58:09,482 --> 00:58:10,358 - O� �tes-vous? 814 00:58:10,608 --> 00:58:11,526 - A Orly! 815 00:58:11,776 --> 00:58:15,113 C'est l� police qui l'est venue me chercher. 816 00:58:15,530 --> 00:58:17,323 - Tout est en r�gle, monsieur. 817 00:58:17,574 --> 00:58:20,368 - Excusez-nous pour l'erreur. - Thanks. 818 00:58:20,785 --> 00:58:22,287 - Qu'est-ce qu'il se passe? 819 00:58:22,704 --> 00:58:25,540 - Oncle Jacob, y a s�rement une erreur. 820 00:58:25,790 --> 00:58:27,834 Acclamations 821 00:58:31,379 --> 00:58:33,756 C'est Rabbi Jacob qui arrive. 822 00:58:34,007 --> 00:58:35,008 Descends. 823 00:58:39,262 --> 00:58:40,722 - �a alors! 824 00:58:41,889 --> 00:58:45,018 Dis quand t'auras fini de faire l'andouille. 825 00:58:45,268 --> 00:58:46,269 - L'andouille? 826 00:58:46,519 --> 00:58:49,230 - Un jour comme aujourd'hui, non mais sans blague! 827 00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:50,732 Imb�cile, va! 828 00:58:51,691 --> 00:58:53,109 Vive Rabbi Jacob! 829 00:58:53,526 --> 00:58:55,361 (En h�breu) 830 00:58:56,904 --> 00:58:57,905 - "Andouille." 831 00:58:59,032 --> 00:59:01,701 - Shalom, oncle Jacob, shalom! 832 00:59:02,118 --> 00:59:05,496 Musique yiddish 833 00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:07,874 - Il faut les b�nir, oncle Jacob. 834 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:12,545 - Ils sont v�nus pour �a. 835 00:59:13,212 --> 00:59:14,213 - Il est modeste. 836 00:59:14,630 --> 00:59:16,466 - C'est une modiste. 837 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:21,971 - Montez, oncle Jacob, on va vous accueillir. 838 00:59:22,221 --> 00:59:24,974 Sortez la t�te dehors. Allez, montez. 839 00:59:25,224 --> 00:59:26,434 - Oncle Jacob. 840 00:59:57,548 --> 00:59:59,592 Rires 841 01:00:03,805 --> 01:00:05,556 - Vous vous croyez � Rome? 842 01:00:10,603 --> 01:00:13,898 - Attendez que je leur dise qui vous �tes! 843 01:00:19,112 --> 01:00:20,905 - Silence, silence. 844 01:00:21,155 --> 01:00:23,908 Taisez-vous, silence. 845 01:00:24,158 --> 01:00:25,201 Taisez-vous. 846 01:00:26,619 --> 01:00:29,247 Bienvenue � toi, Rabbi Jacob. 847 01:00:29,497 --> 01:00:30,957 Notre ma�tre v�n�r�. 848 01:00:32,291 --> 01:00:34,043 Puits de science. 849 01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:36,295 Luminaire c�leste. 850 01:00:36,546 --> 01:00:38,381 - �a, c'est bien. C'est tr�s bien. 851 01:00:38,756 --> 01:00:43,427 Applaudissements 852 01:00:43,719 --> 01:00:46,389 - En souvenir de ce grand jour... 853 01:00:46,639 --> 01:00:49,350 ...accepte ce modeste strimel. 854 01:00:59,277 --> 01:01:02,113 - Oh, l� beau strimel! 855 01:01:02,989 --> 01:01:04,031 C'est di vison. 856 01:01:04,282 --> 01:01:07,285 - J� l� mettrai l� dimanche. Rires 857 01:01:11,747 --> 01:01:12,748 - Le samedi! 858 01:01:13,457 --> 01:01:16,919 - Y me dit l� dimanche. C'est l� samedi! 859 01:01:20,256 --> 01:01:21,591 - Silence. 860 01:01:21,841 --> 01:01:23,384 Silence. 861 01:01:24,051 --> 01:01:27,805 Chut! Rabbi Jacob, il va parler. 862 01:01:29,682 --> 01:01:31,225 - Dites quelque chose. 863 01:01:33,728 --> 01:01:34,604 - Ah! 864 01:01:42,069 --> 01:01:43,779 Chers Rosenfeld. 865 01:01:44,196 --> 01:01:46,324 Applaudissements 866 01:01:49,660 --> 01:01:50,870 - Et Rozenberg. 867 01:01:57,293 --> 01:01:58,336 - Chers Cacher. 868 01:01:59,295 --> 01:02:01,631 Rires 869 01:02:02,048 --> 01:02:03,090 - Non, pas �a! 870 01:02:08,638 --> 01:02:10,431 - Alors, la! Chers L�vi. 871 01:02:10,848 --> 01:02:14,852 Applaudissements 872 01:02:15,269 --> 01:02:16,604 II rit. 873 01:02:16,854 --> 01:02:18,439 - Chers L�vi. 874 01:02:19,899 --> 01:02:22,234 - Tenez, gardez tout. - Merci. 875 01:02:22,485 --> 01:02:24,362 - Oncle Jacob, oncle Jacob. 876 01:02:24,612 --> 01:02:27,948 Il faut descendre. L� taxi, il veut partir. 877 01:02:28,199 --> 01:02:29,200 - Voui, voui. 878 01:02:29,450 --> 01:02:30,409 - Il va sortir. 879 01:02:30,826 --> 01:02:33,162 - Ils vont me poser des questions. 880 01:02:33,579 --> 01:02:36,457 - Un Juif r�pond toujours par une question... 881 01:02:36,874 --> 01:02:38,793 ...pour r�fl�chir � la question. 882 01:02:39,043 --> 01:02:39,919 - Ah bon? 883 01:02:52,348 --> 01:02:53,349 - Monsieur! 884 01:03:03,526 --> 01:03:05,319 - Jacob, tu me reconnais? 885 01:03:05,569 --> 01:03:07,238 - Et toi, ti m� reconnais? 886 01:03:07,488 --> 01:03:08,781 - Non. - Tant mieux! 887 01:03:09,031 --> 01:03:11,033 Rires 888 01:03:11,450 --> 01:03:14,328 - Rabbi, on a 1000 questions � te poser. 889 01:03:14,578 --> 01:03:15,996 - Moi, j'en ai 2000. 890 01:03:16,247 --> 01:03:17,456 - Rabbi Jacob! 891 01:03:17,873 --> 01:03:18,874 - Voui? 892 01:03:20,126 --> 01:03:22,503 C'est mon chauffir, qu'est-ce que je vais fir? 893 01:03:22,753 --> 01:03:24,922 - Moi, je n'ai qu'une question. 894 01:03:26,006 --> 01:03:28,592 Mon patron m'a vir� � cause du sabbat. 895 01:03:29,969 --> 01:03:31,387 Que feriez-vous � ma place? 896 01:03:31,804 --> 01:03:35,307 - Demande-lui de ti reprendre. Il te dira voui. 897 01:03:35,558 --> 01:03:38,936 Demande-lui de t'augmenter. Il te dira voui. 898 01:03:39,186 --> 01:03:41,981 - De me doubler? - Il te dira voui. 899 01:03:42,231 --> 01:03:44,275 - De me tripler? - Il te dira non. 900 01:03:44,525 --> 01:03:46,235 Rires 901 01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:51,490 - Comme �a, monsieur est juif? 902 01:03:51,907 --> 01:03:53,826 - Hier, je ne l'�tais pas. 903 01:03:54,076 --> 01:03:55,077 Venez, venez. 904 01:03:56,328 --> 01:03:59,123 Salomon, ne dites rien ou je suis perdu. 905 01:03:59,373 --> 01:04:01,333 La police, les maramouches... 906 01:04:01,584 --> 01:04:02,501 - Pourquoi? 907 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:04,837 - Je suis innocent, Salomon. 908 01:04:05,087 --> 01:04:08,090 Il leur fallait un bouc �missaire. Le bouc, c'est moi. 909 01:04:08,340 --> 01:04:09,925 B����. Ecoutez. 910 01:04:10,175 --> 01:04:11,844 Cachez-moi, je vous r�engage. 911 01:04:12,261 --> 01:04:15,306 Je vous donne les f�tes juives et catholiques. 912 01:04:15,556 --> 01:04:18,225 Plus les sabbats et les dimanches. 913 01:04:18,642 --> 01:04:20,102 - Et les f�tes musulmanes? 914 01:04:21,520 --> 01:04:24,148 - Hein? Qu�... quoi musulmanes? 915 01:04:24,565 --> 01:04:25,566 - Et lui? 916 01:04:26,191 --> 01:04:27,067 Mohamed... 917 01:04:27,318 --> 01:04:29,653 ...Larbi Slimane. Que fait-il la? 918 01:04:30,112 --> 01:04:31,488 - Je... qui �a? 919 01:04:31,906 --> 01:04:35,242 - Rabbi S�ligman, Rabbi S�ligman. 920 01:04:35,492 --> 01:04:37,745 J� l'ai trouv�e. - Quoi? 921 01:04:37,995 --> 01:04:40,039 - Une vraie rousse. - Ah? 922 01:04:40,289 --> 01:04:41,290 - R�garde. 923 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:45,586 Elle s'appelle Hannah. 924 01:04:45,836 --> 01:04:47,755 Dis-lui bonjour. 925 01:04:54,136 --> 01:04:55,846 - Mam�, mam�, mam�. 926 01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,890 Ils sont tous pr�ts. 927 01:04:58,140 --> 01:04:59,058 Voy. 928 01:04:59,308 --> 01:05:01,727 - Silence! 929 01:05:02,436 --> 01:05:04,021 Silence! 930 01:05:04,271 --> 01:05:08,067 Rabbi Jacob, il va danser. 931 01:05:08,442 --> 01:05:10,527 - Non. - Rabbi Jacob danse tr�s bien. 932 01:05:11,487 --> 01:05:12,655 Il siffle. 933 01:05:15,032 --> 01:05:16,241 Musique yiddish 934 01:05:37,638 --> 01:05:39,098 - Oy... Oy! 935 01:05:40,140 --> 01:05:41,141 Oy! 936 01:05:41,809 --> 01:05:43,852 Oy... Oy! 937 01:06:13,132 --> 01:06:14,633 - Oy... Oy! 938 01:07:14,610 --> 01:07:17,696 Applaudissements 939 01:07:18,155 --> 01:07:19,656 - Monsieur est dou�. 940 01:07:19,907 --> 01:07:22,993 - C'est une miracle, Salomon. Une miracle. 941 01:07:23,243 --> 01:07:25,287 ... Rires 942 01:07:30,667 --> 01:07:34,004 - Vous �tiez � Orly, vous saviez que Pivert y �tait. 943 01:07:34,421 --> 01:07:36,048 - Il partait avec Th�r�se Leduc. 944 01:07:36,465 --> 01:07:39,009 - Le jour du mariage de sa fille? La fraise. 945 01:07:39,426 --> 01:07:42,095 - Non, je ne supporte pas la fraise. 946 01:07:42,346 --> 01:07:44,389 Fraise 947 01:07:47,225 --> 01:07:48,435 - Il est avec Slimane. 948 01:07:48,852 --> 01:07:50,896 O� sont-ils? T�l�phone 949 01:07:54,149 --> 01:07:55,150 - All�? 950 01:07:55,484 --> 01:07:56,360 - All�? 951 01:07:56,610 --> 01:07:58,362 * C'est le 749-28-27? 952 01:07:58,612 --> 01:08:00,864 * All�, qui est � l'appareil? 953 01:08:01,114 --> 01:08:02,866 - R�pondez, mais attention. 954 01:08:03,283 --> 01:08:05,369 - Germaine? C'est moi, Victor. 955 01:08:05,786 --> 01:08:07,329 - Victor, c'est toi. 956 01:08:07,579 --> 01:08:09,373 - Demandez-lui o� il est. - Non. 957 01:08:09,623 --> 01:08:11,625 - * All�? Fraise 958 01:08:12,042 --> 01:08:14,544 ... - Germaine, arr�te ta fraise! 959 01:08:14,962 --> 01:08:16,880 ... * Tu m'�coutes oui ou non? 960 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:18,131 - O� es-tu? 961 01:08:18,548 --> 01:08:21,510 - Je suis cach� chez des amis juifs, 962 01:08:21,927 --> 01:08:23,512 - Tu as des amis juifs, toi? 963 01:08:23,929 --> 01:08:27,140 - Parfaitement. Qu'est-ce que �a veut dire? 964 01:08:27,557 --> 01:08:29,142 - Dites-lui que la police est la 965 01:08:29,559 --> 01:08:32,771 - La police est la Ils veulent te parler. 966 01:08:34,147 --> 01:08:37,359 - M. Pivert? C'est le commissaire � l'appareil. 967 01:08:37,776 --> 01:08:39,861 - Je reconnais votre voix. 968 01:08:40,112 --> 01:08:42,030 Content de vous entendre. 969 01:08:42,447 --> 01:08:43,448 - Et moi donc! 970 01:08:43,699 --> 01:08:45,367 O� �tes-vous? 971 01:08:45,784 --> 01:08:48,078 - Ecoutez, je connais les tueurs. 972 01:08:48,328 --> 01:08:50,706 Vous allez coffrer toute la smala. 973 01:08:50,956 --> 01:08:52,833 Leur chef s'appelle Far�s. 974 01:08:54,376 --> 01:08:56,336 Voila son signalement. 975 01:08:56,586 --> 01:08:59,214 Gros, huileux, frisott�... 976 01:08:59,464 --> 01:09:02,634 ...avec des petits yeux cruels et des lunettes. 977 01:09:03,051 --> 01:09:04,594 - Une vraie t�te d'assassin. 978 01:09:04,845 --> 01:09:05,721 - Voila 979 01:09:05,971 --> 01:09:08,265 Je suis � l'Etoile de Kiev. 980 01:09:10,475 --> 01:09:14,229 �a l'est une restaurant, delicatessen. 981 01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,648 Rue des Rosier, num�ro vhuit. 982 01:09:17,357 --> 01:09:18,358 Vhuit! 983 01:09:18,608 --> 01:09:20,402 - Shalom, rabbi. - Shalom, mon fils. 984 01:09:21,570 --> 01:09:23,822 Shalom pas vous, shalom lui! 985 01:09:24,072 --> 01:09:25,198 Alors... 986 01:09:25,782 --> 01:09:28,326 Vous demandez Rabbi Jacob. 987 01:09:28,577 --> 01:09:31,079 Et Rabbi Jacob, c'est moi. 988 01:09:31,496 --> 01:09:33,123 - Slimane est avec vous? 989 01:09:35,459 --> 01:09:36,710 - Oui, oui, oui. 990 01:09:37,127 --> 01:09:40,422 On le marie avec une rouquine, mais alors... 991 01:09:40,839 --> 01:09:43,508 - Ne bougez pas, M. Pivert. Nous arrivons. 992 01:09:43,925 --> 01:09:45,177 - Voui. - Jacob! 993 01:09:46,428 --> 01:09:49,556 Jacob, ti connais la nouvelle? - Non. 994 01:09:49,973 --> 01:09:52,392 - Hannah, elle est fianc�e. 995 01:09:52,809 --> 01:09:55,145 - Si Rabbi Jacob donne son consentement. 996 01:09:55,562 --> 01:09:56,521 - Pff! 997 01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:59,024 Comme elle est mignonne! 998 01:10:03,028 --> 01:10:04,196 Vous �tes content? 999 01:10:05,405 --> 01:10:06,823 Regardez-la. Tiguili. 1000 01:10:07,365 --> 01:10:09,242 Lui... Hummmm! 1001 01:10:10,994 --> 01:10:12,871 Rabbi Jacob, il dit voui. 1002 01:10:14,456 --> 01:10:15,332 Voila 1003 01:10:15,749 --> 01:10:16,625 Il est... 1004 01:10:17,042 --> 01:10:18,043 ...content? 1005 01:10:22,088 --> 01:10:24,591 - Aujourd'hui, me faire �a � moi! 1006 01:10:34,684 --> 01:10:36,436 Et papa qui a disparu. 1007 01:10:39,606 --> 01:10:40,607 Maman. 1008 01:10:41,483 --> 01:10:42,984 G�missements 1009 01:10:54,579 --> 01:10:55,580 - Maman? 1010 01:11:04,214 --> 01:11:05,715 - Antoinette. 1011 01:11:07,092 --> 01:11:09,135 Chants religieux juifs 1012 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:41,334 - Je ne peux pas! 1013 01:11:41,584 --> 01:11:43,795 - Vous �tes Rabbi Jacob. - Mais pas ici. 1014 01:11:44,045 --> 01:11:45,672 - Jouez le jeu. 1015 01:11:45,922 --> 01:11:47,340 - Parmi nous, vous �tes en s�curit�. 1016 01:11:47,590 --> 01:11:50,677 - Oncle Jacob, le passage, il est fait. 1017 01:11:55,890 --> 01:11:58,143 - On fait quoi? - Faites comme nous. 1018 01:11:58,393 --> 01:12:00,729 - �a se passe comment une communion juive? 1019 01:12:00,979 --> 01:12:02,689 - �a se passe tr�s bien. 1020 01:12:08,528 --> 01:12:12,031 - D�s que ma femme arrive, je file � l'�glise. 1021 01:12:22,751 --> 01:12:25,628 - B�nissez-moi, oncle Jacob. 1022 01:12:31,134 --> 01:12:33,803 - Je te b�nis, David. 1023 01:12:39,434 --> 01:12:41,060 - Vous aussi, Rabbi S�ligman. 1024 01:12:46,566 --> 01:12:48,818 - Dieu soit avec toi, David. 1025 01:12:49,444 --> 01:12:53,406 Pri�re juive 1026 01:12:57,035 --> 01:12:58,786 ... - Pssst! 1027 01:12:59,204 --> 01:13:01,164 ... Pssst! 1028 01:13:01,414 --> 01:13:02,290 H�! 1029 01:13:02,540 --> 01:13:04,959 - Quoi? - Un appel pour Rabbi Jacob. 1030 01:13:05,376 --> 01:13:07,295 C'est urgent, de la part de Mme Pivert. 1031 01:13:09,380 --> 01:13:10,381 Je viens. 1032 01:13:22,101 --> 01:13:23,853 (Tous) Amen. 1033 01:13:26,064 --> 01:13:27,607 - Ils disent "Amen". 1034 01:13:27,857 --> 01:13:30,443 C'est bien. C'est comme chez nous. 1035 01:13:30,944 --> 01:13:32,695 - Salomon, pr�venez monsieur. 1036 01:13:32,946 --> 01:13:34,989 Ils sont trois. Leur chef, c'est Far�s. 1037 01:13:35,406 --> 01:13:37,200 - Trois tueurs, ici? 1038 01:13:37,617 --> 01:13:40,954 Musique genre western 1039 01:13:41,371 --> 01:13:44,290 - Ils veulent tuer monsieur. Vite! Ils sont en route. 1040 01:13:44,707 --> 01:13:46,542 - Non, ils sont arriv�s. 1041 01:13:58,972 --> 01:14:01,808 Pri�re juive 1042 01:14:10,191 --> 01:14:11,442 Mazel tov, mon fils. 1043 01:14:11,859 --> 01:14:13,403 (Tous) - Mazel tov. 1044 01:14:13,653 --> 01:14:14,946 Acclamations 1045 01:14:25,248 --> 01:14:27,166 Ya mod... 1046 01:14:27,583 --> 01:14:28,501 ...Rabbi Jacob. 1047 01:14:31,462 --> 01:14:32,588 - Qu'est-ce qu'y dit? 1048 01:14:33,589 --> 01:14:36,259 Qu'est-ce qu'y me dit? 1049 01:14:36,676 --> 01:14:39,178 - Il dit que, sans vous commander... 1050 01:14:39,429 --> 01:14:41,014 ...c'est � vous de lire la Torah. 1051 01:14:41,264 --> 01:14:43,474 - Non, c'est trop d� l'honneur. 1052 01:14:43,725 --> 01:14:46,144 - J� suis plus �motionn� qu� vous. 1053 01:14:46,394 --> 01:14:47,854 Vous aussi, Rabbi S�ligman. 1054 01:14:48,104 --> 01:14:49,105 - Mais non... 1055 01:14:49,355 --> 01:14:51,107 - Quel honneur pour moi. 1056 01:14:51,357 --> 01:14:52,358 - Montez. 1057 01:14:53,234 --> 01:14:54,944 - Je vous en prie, Rabbi Jacob. 1058 01:15:04,287 --> 01:15:05,288 - Oh! 1059 01:15:21,721 --> 01:15:23,139 C'est de l'h�breu. 1060 01:15:23,389 --> 01:15:26,267 - �a se lit de droite � gauche comme l'arabe. 1061 01:15:27,351 --> 01:15:30,813 - L� grand honneur, j� l� fais � la Rabbi S�ligman. 1062 01:15:31,063 --> 01:15:33,566 C'est lui qui va la lire l'h�breu. 1063 01:15:33,816 --> 01:15:36,778 L� lunettes, la main. 1064 01:15:37,487 --> 01:15:41,324 Et �a s� lit de la droite vers la gauche. 1065 01:15:44,494 --> 01:15:45,953 - Ils sont l�-dedans? 1066 01:15:46,204 --> 01:15:47,413 - C'est possible. 1067 01:15:47,663 --> 01:15:50,792 C'est comme une �glise, alors du tact... 1068 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:52,835 ...et de la d�licatesse. 1069 01:15:55,338 --> 01:15:57,381 Pri�re juive Chapeau! 1070 01:16:06,474 --> 01:16:08,267 - Far�s est dans la synagogue. 1071 01:16:08,518 --> 01:16:10,144 - Far�s? - Laissez-moi faire. 1072 01:16:18,319 --> 01:16:19,320 - Chapeau. 1073 01:16:19,737 --> 01:16:20,780 - Chapeau. 1074 01:16:21,614 --> 01:16:22,615 Chapeau! 1075 01:16:26,035 --> 01:16:27,036 - Silence. 1076 01:16:28,079 --> 01:16:29,789 SILENCE! 1077 01:16:31,123 --> 01:16:32,458 (En h�breu) 1078 01:16:55,064 --> 01:16:57,108 Chant religieux juif 1079 01:17:01,654 --> 01:17:03,906 - Que faites-vous? Coups et cris 1080 01:17:22,216 --> 01:17:23,092 - Salomon. 1081 01:17:23,926 --> 01:17:25,177 Venez vite, Salomon. 1082 01:17:27,638 --> 01:17:28,639 - Par la 1083 01:17:31,267 --> 01:17:33,894 Attendez-moi � l'Etoile de Kiev. 1084 01:17:34,145 --> 01:17:35,813 - Comment Far�s a-t-il su? 1085 01:17:36,397 --> 01:17:37,732 - Monsieur lui a dit. 1086 01:17:37,982 --> 01:17:39,191 - Non, au commissaire. 1087 01:17:39,442 --> 01:17:40,526 - C'�tait Far�s. 1088 01:17:41,402 --> 01:17:43,821 - �a alors, c'�tait Far�s? 1089 01:17:44,071 --> 01:17:45,239 C'est effarant. 1090 01:17:46,949 --> 01:17:48,868 Musique angoissante 1091 01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:02,590 - 30 ans, Samuel. 1092 01:18:04,341 --> 01:18:05,676 Et rien, il a chang�! 1093 01:18:09,847 --> 01:18:11,390 L�, la synagogue. 1094 01:18:17,438 --> 01:18:19,690 Qu'est-ce qui s� passe? 1095 01:18:25,946 --> 01:18:26,947 - Vas-y! 1096 01:18:30,242 --> 01:18:33,454 - Monsieur. Monsieur, venez vite. 1097 01:18:33,704 --> 01:18:35,539 Allez, montez. 1098 01:18:35,790 --> 01:18:37,041 Vite, filez. 1099 01:18:37,291 --> 01:18:38,834 D�p�chez-vous de montez. 1100 01:18:39,084 --> 01:18:40,377 - Oui, mais vous... 1101 01:18:40,878 --> 01:18:42,379 - Montez. Allez, filez. 1102 01:18:43,714 --> 01:18:45,424 - Vous m'avez sauv�. - �a va. 1103 01:18:45,674 --> 01:18:46,926 - C'est normal. - Dites donc. 1104 01:18:47,343 --> 01:18:51,055 Salomon, Slimane. Slimane, Salomon... 1105 01:18:51,472 --> 01:18:54,099 Vous ne seriez pas cousins? - Cousins? 1106 01:18:54,642 --> 01:18:55,684 - Eloign�s. 1107 01:18:56,560 --> 01:18:57,436 Merci. 1108 01:18:58,604 --> 01:18:59,605 - Plus tard! 1109 01:19:00,022 --> 01:19:02,233 A St-Louis des Invalides, vite! 1110 01:19:10,407 --> 01:19:12,451 Vocif�rations 1111 01:19:22,670 --> 01:19:25,297 - Commissaire Andr�ani. Police! 1112 01:19:30,344 --> 01:19:32,930 - Maman, l'Etoile de Kiev. C'est la 1113 01:19:33,180 --> 01:19:36,392 - D�sol�, on vous a pris pour des tueurs. 1114 01:19:36,642 --> 01:19:39,311 C'est un malentendu. - Oui, il a mal entendu. 1115 01:19:39,562 --> 01:19:42,273 - �a va vous co�ter cher. - Sami! 1116 01:19:42,523 --> 01:19:43,691 Co sat? 1117 01:19:45,025 --> 01:19:47,987 L�chez-le ou j'appelle l� police. 1118 01:19:48,237 --> 01:19:51,073 - Mais c'est �a, la police, mam�. 1119 01:19:52,324 --> 01:19:53,867 - Salomon est la, maman! 1120 01:19:54,118 --> 01:19:55,953 Klaxon 1121 01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:58,581 - Salomon! 1122 01:19:58,831 --> 01:19:59,957 - Madame? 1123 01:20:02,418 --> 01:20:04,628 - Qu'avez-vous fait de mon mari? 1124 01:20:04,878 --> 01:20:06,338 - Monsieur est sauv�. 1125 01:20:06,589 --> 01:20:07,464 - O� est-il? 1126 01:20:07,715 --> 01:20:09,925 - Il est parti � votre mariage. 1127 01:20:10,175 --> 01:20:12,386 Musique pop (rapide) 1128 01:20:24,690 --> 01:20:26,859 Ding ding 1129 01:20:45,085 --> 01:20:46,712 - Mais ji l'�touffe! 1130 01:20:50,883 --> 01:20:51,925 (En h�breu) 1131 01:20:54,219 --> 01:20:56,597 - Enl�ve ta barbe, Pivert! 1132 01:20:57,014 --> 01:20:59,850 - Encore Piverte? Qui c'est ce Piverte? 1133 01:21:00,976 --> 01:21:02,186 A�e! 1134 01:21:03,520 --> 01:21:06,148 - What are you doing? - C'est pas Slimane. 1135 01:21:06,398 --> 01:21:10,903 (En arabe) 1136 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:13,322 - J� ne suis pas Piverte! 1137 01:21:13,572 --> 01:21:14,948 - Vite, vite! 1138 01:21:18,619 --> 01:21:20,621 Mon bateau, ma voiture. 1139 01:21:21,038 --> 01:21:22,039 On m'a vol�. 1140 01:21:22,456 --> 01:21:24,124 Au voleur, au voleur! 1141 01:21:24,374 --> 01:21:26,043 - Criez pas comme �a. - Avancez! 1142 01:21:34,468 --> 01:21:36,553 - Plus vite. - Je ne peux pas. 1143 01:21:37,012 --> 01:21:38,931 - Allez, plus vite. - Oh! 1144 01:21:39,181 --> 01:21:40,140 - L�-bas! 1145 01:21:40,557 --> 01:21:42,559 L�-bas, l�-bas. - Ho, h�! 1146 01:21:42,976 --> 01:21:44,937 Mon chapeau. J'y vois plus. 1147 01:21:56,281 --> 01:21:57,908 - Allez, vite, par la 1148 01:22:07,835 --> 01:22:08,836 Au voleur. 1149 01:22:19,221 --> 01:22:20,305 C'est pas moi. 1150 01:22:21,849 --> 01:22:23,684 Oh non... a�e! 1151 01:22:23,934 --> 01:22:25,894 Pas la moustache. Ouille! 1152 01:22:28,272 --> 01:22:30,774 Concert de klaxons 1153 01:22:38,657 --> 01:22:40,409 - Le Piverte, c'est toi! 1154 01:22:40,826 --> 01:22:41,869 - Rabbi Jacob. 1155 01:22:51,211 --> 01:22:56,008 - * All�? La DS immatricul�e 438ZA75... 1156 01:22:56,258 --> 01:22:59,011 ...portant le bateau Germaine II... 1157 01:22:59,261 --> 01:23:00,596 ...va vers la Concorde. 1158 01:23:16,278 --> 01:23:18,864 - Rel�che-les. Ils ne parleront pas. 1159 01:23:19,281 --> 01:23:21,074 - Non, je ne parlerai pas. 1160 01:23:21,325 --> 01:23:25,203 J'ai tout oubli�, m�me votre nom, M. Far�s. 1161 01:23:28,749 --> 01:23:31,335 Ne tirez pas. J'ai une id�e, voila 1162 01:23:31,585 --> 01:23:33,462 Au lieu de me tuer la... 1163 01:23:34,630 --> 01:23:36,673 Laissez-moi marier ma fille. 1164 01:23:36,923 --> 01:23:39,718 Demain, envoyez-moi une lettre pi�g�e. 1165 01:23:41,345 --> 01:23:42,637 Je suis chez moi. 1166 01:23:43,347 --> 01:23:44,639 On sonne. Dring! 1167 01:23:45,807 --> 01:23:46,808 Dring! 1168 01:23:51,772 --> 01:23:52,773 - Qui est-ce? 1169 01:23:53,190 --> 01:23:54,191 - J'ouvre. 1170 01:23:56,526 --> 01:23:58,278 Une lettre pi�g�e! 1171 01:24:00,739 --> 01:24:01,740 C'est pour qui? 1172 01:24:02,157 --> 01:24:03,617 - Pas pour moi! 1173 01:24:04,034 --> 01:24:04,993 - La barbe! 1174 01:24:05,243 --> 01:24:06,119 Je l'ouvre. 1175 01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:07,329 - Non! - Non! 1176 01:24:07,579 --> 01:24:08,455 - Si! - Non! 1177 01:24:08,705 --> 01:24:09,581 - Et paf! 1178 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:15,462 Plus de Pivert, plus de Jacob, plus de Far�s. 1179 01:24:16,671 --> 01:24:18,090 T�l�phone 1180 01:24:18,340 --> 01:24:20,842 - C'est pour moi. 1181 01:24:21,551 --> 01:24:22,427 A�e! 1182 01:24:22,677 --> 01:24:25,430 - All�? All�! 1183 01:24:25,847 --> 01:24:28,517 - All�, la voiture de M. Pivert? 1184 01:24:28,767 --> 01:24:30,811 Le pr�sident Slimane est avec vous? 1185 01:24:33,021 --> 01:24:34,606 - Le pr�sident Slimane? 1186 01:24:36,441 --> 01:24:38,485 - Le ministre veut lui parler. 1187 01:24:40,737 --> 01:24:43,698 - C'est pour vous... le ministre. 1188 01:24:44,783 --> 01:24:46,076 - Ah... donne! 1189 01:24:46,326 --> 01:24:47,202 All�? 1190 01:24:47,619 --> 01:24:49,913 - All�, M. Le Pr�sident? 1191 01:24:50,163 --> 01:24:51,373 - Slimane � l'appareil. 1192 01:24:51,790 --> 01:24:55,043 - Le conseil de la r�volution a pris le pouvoir... 1193 01:24:55,293 --> 01:24:57,212 ...� 13 heures GMT. 1194 01:24:57,462 --> 01:24:59,339 On r�clame votre retour. 1195 01:24:59,756 --> 01:25:01,508 Je parle du p�trole? 1196 01:25:01,758 --> 01:25:03,218 - Ce serait d�plac�. 1197 01:25:03,468 --> 01:25:06,304 - Et le Concorde? On lui en case un? 1198 01:25:06,555 --> 01:25:08,473 - Pas si vite, vous allez tout g�cher. 1199 01:25:08,723 --> 01:25:11,101 - Ah bon? II reste les Alouettes. 1200 01:25:11,351 --> 01:25:13,937 Je lui glisse habilement une allusion. 1201 01:25:15,772 --> 01:25:19,317 On vient vous chercher � bord de notre Alouette. 1202 01:25:19,734 --> 01:25:21,695 - J'ai r�ussi! 1203 01:25:22,112 --> 01:25:24,698 - On a r�ussi et eux, ils ont rat�! 1204 01:25:26,157 --> 01:25:28,743 Vous m'�tes reconnaissant, M. Le pr�sident? 1205 01:25:28,994 --> 01:25:30,537 Baisers 1206 01:25:30,954 --> 01:25:34,207 - Je vous ai sauv�. Eux, ils voulaient vous tuer. 1207 01:25:34,624 --> 01:25:37,043 - Arkoum Far�s, mon pr�sident. 1208 01:25:37,460 --> 01:25:38,795 - Y a plus d'arkoum! 1209 01:25:39,671 --> 01:25:40,672 - Pardon. 1210 01:25:41,089 --> 01:25:42,299 - Fallait jouer le bon chameau. 1211 01:25:42,716 --> 01:25:43,592 - Sabre. 1212 01:25:46,219 --> 01:25:48,221 Sir�nes 1213 01:25:57,314 --> 01:25:59,274 - Regardez, M. Le Pr�sident. 1214 01:26:06,865 --> 01:26:08,116 C'est �a, la France. 1215 01:26:08,366 --> 01:26:10,702 Clip-clop, clip-clop... La France. 1216 01:26:11,119 --> 01:26:13,163 Musique militaire 1217 01:26:34,142 --> 01:26:37,562 Cloches 1218 01:26:37,979 --> 01:26:39,606 - C'est termin�! 1219 01:26:39,856 --> 01:26:42,400 II est 2 heures, je n'attends plus! 1220 01:26:42,651 --> 01:26:44,402 Otez-moi ces plantes. 1221 01:26:44,819 --> 01:26:47,030 - M. Le cur�, M. Le cur�. 1222 01:26:47,280 --> 01:26:49,991 Un peu de patience. J'ai appel� partout. 1223 01:26:50,241 --> 01:26:51,242 Ils sont en route. 1224 01:26:51,660 --> 01:26:52,911 - J'ai un enterrement. 1225 01:26:53,328 --> 01:26:54,829 - Lui, il sera � l'heure. 1226 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,039 - Alexandre. 1227 01:26:56,289 --> 01:26:57,165 - Oui, papa? 1228 01:26:57,540 --> 01:26:59,876 - Mme la marquise s'en va. 1229 01:27:00,293 --> 01:27:02,796 Restez encore un peu. - Ils arrivent. 1230 01:27:03,046 --> 01:27:06,007 - Non, 2 heures que je suis sur mes guiboles! 1231 01:27:06,257 --> 01:27:07,258 A la maison. 1232 01:27:08,635 --> 01:27:10,804 - C'�tait pas � Notre-Dame? 1233 01:27:11,054 --> 01:27:13,056 - Et le lunch? - Tr�s dr�le. 1234 01:27:13,306 --> 01:27:14,849 - On reviendra. - La paix! 1235 01:27:15,683 --> 01:27:17,519 Papa, maman, on fait quoi? 1236 01:27:18,853 --> 01:27:20,522 - Deux heures de retard! 1237 01:27:20,772 --> 01:27:24,150 - De quoi avons-nous l'air? - Pivert est un jean-foutre. 1238 01:27:25,026 --> 01:27:28,113 Musique militaire 1239 01:27:31,574 --> 01:27:32,617 - C'est quoi? 1240 01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:40,875 - Qu'est-ce que c'est? 1241 01:27:41,126 --> 01:27:42,001 - Garde-�-vous! 1242 01:28:00,436 --> 01:28:01,437 - Me voila 1243 01:28:01,688 --> 01:28:02,814 Allez, allez. 1244 01:28:03,231 --> 01:28:05,817 ... 1245 01:28:06,067 --> 01:28:07,819 Je suis la Je suis la 1246 01:28:08,069 --> 01:28:08,945 - Pivert! 1247 01:28:09,195 --> 01:28:10,363 - Allez. 1248 01:28:10,780 --> 01:28:12,407 Je suis la J'arrive. 1249 01:28:13,449 --> 01:28:14,784 Restez, M. Le cur�. 1250 01:28:15,201 --> 01:28:16,828 Je suis le p�re de la mari�e. 1251 01:28:17,245 --> 01:28:18,371 - Vous, M. Le rabbin? 1252 01:28:18,788 --> 01:28:19,747 - Un scandale... 1253 01:28:19,998 --> 01:28:20,999 ...Pivert! 1254 01:28:21,249 --> 01:28:22,750 Vous me rendrez raison. 1255 01:28:23,001 --> 01:28:25,170 - Vous arrivez d�guis� en quoi? 1256 01:28:25,420 --> 01:28:28,298 - En rabbin, comme vous! C'est un strimel. 1257 01:28:28,548 --> 01:28:30,133 �a aussi, c'est un strimel. 1258 01:28:30,550 --> 01:28:32,802 C'est des papillotes... A�e! 1259 01:28:33,052 --> 01:28:34,345 Et �a, aussi! - A�e! 1260 01:28:34,762 --> 01:28:36,264 Klaxon 1261 01:28:36,514 --> 01:28:37,599 - On est arriv�s. 1262 01:28:38,016 --> 01:28:39,183 - C'est ma femme! 1263 01:28:45,899 --> 01:28:46,983 - Maman, arr�te. 1264 01:28:47,233 --> 01:28:48,318 - Donnez-moi le volant. 1265 01:28:48,568 --> 01:28:49,944 - Y a plus de freins. 1266 01:28:57,035 --> 01:28:58,536 - Une fum�e sort du capot. 1267 01:29:16,804 --> 01:29:18,222 Rires - Mon bateau! 1268 01:29:18,473 --> 01:29:19,641 ... Mon bateau! 1269 01:29:20,767 --> 01:29:21,768 - Antoinette. 1270 01:29:22,185 --> 01:29:23,770 - Vous l'avez fait expr�s, hein? 1271 01:29:24,395 --> 01:29:25,396 - Mon chapeau! 1272 01:29:25,813 --> 01:29:27,273 - Mon bateau, glouglou. 1273 01:29:27,523 --> 01:29:28,816 Le chapeau, crac. 1274 01:29:30,360 --> 01:29:31,361 - Laissez-moi faire. 1275 01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:34,447 Bong - �a va pas, non? 1276 01:29:34,864 --> 01:29:38,493 - Papa, maman. Pas aujourd'hui! 1277 01:29:38,743 --> 01:29:39,619 - Jacob! 1278 01:29:40,036 --> 01:29:41,287 C'est lui. 1279 01:29:41,704 --> 01:29:45,249 Musique yiddish 1280 01:29:51,381 --> 01:29:54,425 lalalalala... 1281 01:29:56,010 --> 01:29:58,721 - Pivert, c'est quoi, cette tribu? 1282 01:29:58,971 --> 01:30:01,099 - Ce sont mes amis, les Schmoll. 1283 01:30:01,349 --> 01:30:03,768 Je les invite � l'�glise. 1284 01:30:04,185 --> 01:30:05,311 - Pivert, vous �tes fait. 1285 01:30:05,561 --> 01:30:06,437 - Bien fait! 1286 01:30:06,771 --> 01:30:07,772 - Imb�cile! 1287 01:30:20,952 --> 01:30:22,578 - Sabre, haut. 1288 01:30:23,246 --> 01:30:25,873 Musique militaire 1289 01:30:41,180 --> 01:30:42,598 - M. Le pr�sident. 1290 01:30:48,938 --> 01:30:50,273 (En arabe) 1291 01:30:50,690 --> 01:30:52,525 - Au nom des liens qui... 1292 01:30:52,942 --> 01:30:55,069 ...unissent nos deux pays... 1293 01:30:55,486 --> 01:30:57,530 - Slimane, je vous arr�te. 1294 01:30:58,865 --> 01:31:01,576 - Alors la, vous faites une gaffe. 1295 01:31:01,826 --> 01:31:03,411 Mais une gaffe... 1296 01:31:03,661 --> 01:31:05,455 - Vous allez voir. - On va voir. 1297 01:31:05,705 --> 01:31:08,499 Je les ai cravat�s en douceur. 1298 01:31:08,916 --> 01:31:10,418 - Lib�rez-les, imb�cile! 1299 01:31:12,378 --> 01:31:14,255 - Bien, Monsieur le Ministre. 1300 01:31:15,756 --> 01:31:18,009 - Monsieur le Pr�sident, excusez-nous. 1301 01:31:18,259 --> 01:31:20,303 - Ce n'est rien. - Ah vous! 1302 01:31:20,553 --> 01:31:21,470 Merci, M. L'agent. 1303 01:31:22,763 --> 01:31:25,391 Parce que demain... truuu-lut! 1304 01:31:26,100 --> 01:31:27,518 Truuu-lut. 1305 01:31:27,768 --> 01:31:30,188 Inaudible 1306 01:31:43,701 --> 01:31:46,204 Musique romantique 1307 01:31:50,833 --> 01:31:51,834 - Mon voile. 1308 01:31:52,251 --> 01:31:54,086 Rendez-moi mon voile. 1309 01:31:55,963 --> 01:31:56,964 - Non. 1310 01:32:07,975 --> 01:32:09,518 - Antoinette! 1311 01:32:11,312 --> 01:32:12,355 O� elle va? 1312 01:32:13,314 --> 01:32:15,107 Antoinette, reviens! 1313 01:32:15,524 --> 01:32:18,235 - Vous avez vu, il enl�ve ma fille. 1314 01:32:18,486 --> 01:32:20,655 Il la prend comme �a et zou! 1315 01:32:21,072 --> 01:32:23,324 - Victor, elle est devenue folle. 1316 01:32:23,574 --> 01:32:26,077 - Elle ne va pas partir avec un... 1317 01:32:26,327 --> 01:32:27,912 Un pr�sident de la r�publique. 1318 01:32:28,162 --> 01:32:30,665 Ma fille va �pouser un pr�sident. 1319 01:32:53,020 --> 01:32:55,690 - Vous restez c� soir avec nous... 1320 01:32:55,940 --> 01:32:57,983 ...pour l� d�ner de la bar mitzvah. 1321 01:32:58,401 --> 01:33:02,154 - Rabbi Jacob, il faut que je me confesse. 1322 01:33:02,988 --> 01:33:05,157 Voila... je ne suis pas juif. 1323 01:33:05,574 --> 01:33:08,619 - �a ne fait rien, on vous garde quand m�me. 1324 01:33:08,869 --> 01:33:09,870 Rires 1325 01:33:15,209 --> 01:33:17,753 Musique romantique 1326 01:33:51,537 --> 01:33:53,581 Musique pop 1327 01:35:10,991 --> 01:35:14,411 Sous-titrage: 85189

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