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[theme music]

No, no, no!
Don't touch that dial.

Here's what's
on my mind tonight.

[laughs]

(male narrator)
Just seven years
after he killed a guard

Andy's up for parole.

He was never charged
with murder.

Plea bargaining
is an everyday occurrence.

We should not be releasing him.

But there is nothing
that I can do.

The prison shrink, though,
has a plan..

No one gets away with murder.

to see Andy punished..

[screams]

Poor Andy.

on the next
"Freddy's Nightmares."

[theme music]

[kids chattering]

You're in Springwood now.

And you're all mine.

[screaming]

[laughing]

[screaming]

[laughing]

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

Freeze! Drop the bags.

Open the doors.
Stand, stand back.

Come on.

[gunshot]

Come on, man. Let's go.

What ya shooting for?

You've killed lots of guys

Yeah, but I'm smart enough
to get away with it.

You're an idiot!

I'm not gonna get caught. Relax.

[telephone ringing]

[knocking on door]

[door opens]

Oh, Dr., uh, Uh-la-mo.

Uh, Alamo.

- Hello, warden.
- Yeah, of course, Alamo.

Well, what do you think,
ya like your new job?

Oh, well, so far
I only have one problem, um..

'...is this office
gonna be permanent?'

Well, I hope it's not
too antiquated for you.

- Oh, I happen to love antiques.
- 'Mm.'

[telephone ringing]

Oh, is, is this
what you're looking for?

Oh, thank you.

From what I read in the papers,
you're gonna be

the next sheriff of Springwood.

Maybe I could have your office.

Election isn't until two weeks

thr-three weeks away, really.

I'm not gonna count my chickens
just yet.

[inhales deeply]

If there's any problems
or questions, I'll be around.

Oh, I'm sure, I'll have, uh..

quite a few questions.

[door creaking]

[laughing]

Just got back from
four of my favorite banks.

Made a withdrawal.

[laughs]

First, I went to the blood bank.

[laughing]

Then I went to the eyeball bank.

Then I went to the organ bank!

Whoa!

And finally,
I went to the sperm bank.

"Substantial penalty
for early withdrawal."

[laughing]

Are we ready for our session
with the new prison shrink?

Why are you
wasting my time, man?

I'm out of here in three days.

You know, you gotta get he
stamp of approval

before you get parole.
Let's go.

[sighs]

I don't need no psychiatrist.

I'm one hundred percent
rehabilitated.

Ooh! Now, this clown's
another story.

You should lock him up
and throw away the key.

Shut your face..

Ratman.

What'd you call me?

[chuckles]
You heard what I said.

Hey! Hey, hey!

Wish you two
were getting out of here today.

Let's move!

(Alamo)
You described yourself
to the parole board

as, uh, being born again.

Tell me, exactly
what did you mean by that?

I've accepted
the Lord into my life

and He's given me the strength

to endure this living hell.

What he means is
he sucked up to the chaplain.

[clears throat]

Nowadays, I spend
most of my time

reading "The Bible."

The man can't even read.

That's enough, Mr. Caulfield.

Call me Andy.

Alright... Andy.

Tell me something.

Do you feel like you understand

what led you
to become a, a criminal?

Oh, definitely, Dr. Uh-la-mo.

Alamo.

And you're, you're
confident that, uh

you won't return
to a life of crime

once you're out
in the real world?

The joint has a way of teaching
you that crime doesn't pay.

(male #1)
Oh, that's a bunch of bull!

All he does is walk around

telling everybody
how he got away with murder.

Is that true, Andy?

Do you, uh, feel like

you got away with murder?

I don't know what he's
talking about. I did my time.

Seven years. Big deal.

'You robbed an armored car'

'and knocked off
a guard in the process.'

'And then he
plea-bargains his way'

'out of a murder charge'

'by handing his partner over
to the cops.'

Hey, Bruno Gaines was on
the FBI's most wanted list.

I did society a favor
by diming him in.

(male #1)
'He did himself a favor.'

'Now, Bruno's on death row
at Joliet'

and this guy skates away
like nothing's happened.

Why is it you know so much
about Andy's case?

Oh, everybody knows aboutAn

[chuckles]

That's how he got his nickname.

Shut up, stupid.

What nickname?

I said, shut up!

[laughs]

Oh, you mean, uh, Ratman?

You son of a bitch.

Guard?

'Guard?'

[grunts]

Hey, break it up!

I said, break it up!

'What's the matter,
don't you guys know'

how to behave
in front of a lady?

- You alright, ma'am?
- Yes, thank you.

Alright. Session's over, boys.
Let's go.

Hey, knock that crap off!

Oh, hello, uh, Warden Hendler.

Hi.

Uh, do you wanna see me?

Uh, yes, I... wanted to ask you

if I could buy you
a drink after work?

Oh..

I am afraid that I'm gonna
have to take a rain check.

I've got a speech tonight
to the Chamber of Commerce

Oh, you're right. I'm sorry.

You're in the middle
of an election campaign, I..

Something you wanna talk about?

Uh, actually, yes.
There was, um..

I was interested in knowing

why you recommended
Andy Caulfield

for an early parole?

Uh, w-what about it?

Well, his record clearly states
that he shot and killed a man.

And from what I've seen,
he shows little

if any, remorse.

Well, the record also states

that he was never charged
with murder.

Well, that's because
he turned state's evidence.

Well, the DA wanted his partner

so they cut a deal with Andy.

Look, all I know
is that he was tried

and sentenced in a court of law!

Plea bargaining
is an everyday occurrence.

I mean, that's the way
the system operates.

[chuckles]
But warden

I am telling you

that Andy Caulfield
is a violent man.

'And we should not be
releasing him'

'from this facility.'

But there is nothing
that I can do.

'Now, if you feel
that strongly about it'

I suggest that you

petition the parole board.

'Otherwise, in three days
Caulfield goes free.'

Uh, do you know what time it is?

I have no idea.

Oh, I'm afraid that, uh

if you have anything else
to discuss

it's gonna have to wait
until morning.

(man on PA)
'Paging Warden Hendler.'

'Paging Warden Hendler.'

[dramatic music]

Hello.

Uh, is-is this Joliet Prison?

No, I'm sorry.
I think we had a bad co..

Oh, yeah, that's better.

Uh, Warden Myers, please.

Warden Myers?
Yes, this is Dr. Alamo.

I just wanted to know if the, uh

prisoner transfer
had been approved.

Oh, absolutely, uh,
Warden Hendler

has no problem
with it whatsoever.

Excellent.

Uh, yes, so..

'Yeah, we'll be expecting
Bruno Gaines within, um..'

three days?

Yes, thank you very much.

[music continues]

[instrumental music]

Hey!

You know, my mom said that
my room is just like I left it.

Man, you're such a candy ass.

Running home to your mommy. Aw..

Oh, what are you gonna do,
wise guy?

I haven't decided yet.

Maybe I'll buy me a yacht..

or a penthouse or something.

[laughing]

Hey, the only penthouse
that you're gonna buy

is the one with
the dirty pictures in it.

[laughs]

Why not?

I got a nice piece of cash
waiting for me.

How much?

Man, don't you ever wonder
what happened to that money

from the armored-car heist
that me and Bruno pulled off?

You stashed all that dough?

Oh, get out of here, man!

Fine. Don't believe me.

Just don't come crawlin' to me

beggin' for a loan.

And what happens
if Bruno finds you?

[sighs]
Bruno's never getting out
of Joliet.

Not alive, anyway.

(male #2)
'Yo, Andy.'

'Hop to it.'

'Somebody wants to talk to you.'

(Alamo)
'I'll be right with you.'

[telephone ringing]

[whistling]

[bell ringing]

I, uh, wanted you to see this

before I submitted it to the, uh

parole board.

What's this?

[sniffles]

[telephone ringing]

What do you want me
to read this for?

It's a request
to deny your release.

You can't do this, lady.

I'm outta here in two days.

[chuckles]
I wouldn't count on that, Andy.

Not after
the members of the board

read about your
selfish, arrogant attitude

your uncontrollable belligerence

and hostility toward authority

as well as your peers.

Look, if you're
talking about me and Mac

we were just
blowing off some steam, okay?

You're not ready to be let out
on the streets, Andy.

And I'm gonna see to it
that you don't get out.

Ever.

What's with you, lady?

You tried so hard
to make me look bad.

I got no beef with you.

That's where you are<

Does the name Richard Barbian

mean anything to you?

No. I don't know
no Richard Barbian.

'Oh, that's right.
You don't know.'

'You never did get the chance
to know him, did you?'

Richard Barbian was
the transit armored guard

you shot in cold blood
seven years ago!

I was 18 years old when he died.

And I swore that one day
I would avenge his death.

[scoffs]

You see, Richard Barbian..

Richard Barbian
was my father.

[dramatic music]

[instrumental music]

How ya livin', Andy?

Livin' large and lookin' fine.

The world smells a little better
when you're a free man.

I don't know.

I'm a free man
and all I smell is garbage.

I'd love to sit
and rap with you..

but I believe,
I have a date with destiny.

Let's rock and roll.

[music continues]

Andy, this is the first da
of the rest of your life.

And God helps them
that helps themselves.

I'm outta here, man.

And I don't have to listen
to no more

inspirational speeches.

Just open the door.

Hey, wrong door, man.

[laughing]

[laughing]

I reviewed your case, Andy.

'You're one of those rats
who sits with the cats'

in our justice system.

[laughs]

What's going on here?
You can't do this!

I want to talk to my lawyer!

Lawyers are part
of the problem, Andy

so are judges and juries.

You know what they say?

If you want something done right

you gottadoit yourself.

Well, I'm gonna do you myself.

[Alamo laughs]

You're crazy, lady!

You can't do this!

I hereby find you guilty

of the murder of my father

Richard Barbian.

And the sentence is death!

But I was never charged
with murder!

Oh, well,
if it's a charge you want

you've come to the right place.

[crackling]

No one gets away
with murder, Andy.

[screams]

Hey, Caulfield.

Yeah?

Thought you might wanna know
there was a breakout last night.

Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't see nothing, okay?

Not here, in Springwood.

At Joliet..

four men escaped.

Yeah? So what's that got
to do with me?

One of 'em was Bruno Gaines.

[instrumental music]

[chuckles]

Like I said,
what's that got to do with me?

That lady shrink of yours
is seeing to it

that I'm gonna be in here
for a very long time

so that Bruno Gaines
can't touch me.

I got nothin' to worry about.

I wouldn't be too sure of that.

(male #3)
'Hey, Nita, check out
the new<

Hi, Andy.

What are you doin' here?

I came to apologize

for letting my emotions

cloud my professional judgment.

I was wrong to try
to prevent your release.

Yeah?

Bull.

Why are you doin' this, lady?

You heard about Bruno,
didn't you?

Well, I arranged for Bruno

to be transferred here,
but you see

he fouled up my plan
by escaping last night.

As much as I'd love
to kill you myself

I don't think I'd be nearly
as effective as Bruno.

Are you kidding?

You're a free man, Andy.

Don't do that!

Tomorrow when you
walk out of here

Bruno's gonna gun you down

just like
you gunned down my father.

Guard?

(male #3)
'Come on, doctor, I got this..'

You can't do this.
You've got to let me stay!

[door opening]

I'm afraid it'sadios, <row16

Get back here, lady!
Get back here!

I'm not goin' nowhere!

You hear what I'm saying?

[instrumental music]

How you livin', Andy?

Like a turkey on Thanksgiving.

[music continues]

[music continues]

[laughing]

[groans]
What are you waitin' for?
Let's go!

Let's go!

[intense music]

(male #4)
'He can't drive you anywhere.'

He's dead.

[sighs]

Don't you recognize him yet?

'That's the guard you did
when you were bein' stupid.'

Bruno, I didn't mean to.

I did what I had to do!

Yup.

Now I'm gonna do..

what I've gotta do.

So long, Ratman.

[laughs]

How're you living, Andy?

Well..

time to go.

You're a free man.

Hey, Andy!

Say hi to Bruno for me.

Boy, I hope you get to spend
all that money

before Bruno finds you.

What money?

All the money
from the armored car robbery.

Andy here's been hiding it
all these years.

Is that true, Andy?

- Talk to my lawyer.
- Mm-hmm.

Ricardo.

[woman laughing]

[thinking]
No one gets away with murder.

[groaning]

I won, lady!

'I'm staying alive!'

I don't get it, Andy.

You were five steps
from freedom.

[scoffs]
Freedom?

With Bruno out there
lookin' for me?

Oh, you screwed up.

Bruno was recaptured last night.

- What?
- 'Yeah, you were right.'

'He was on his way
to Springwood'

'looking to kill ya.'

We just found him first.

Cheer up.

You got a visitor.

[intense music]

Well, I guess you two
wanna be, uh, left alone.

Hey!

Hey!

- Hey, hey!
- Ah!

[Andy groaning]

Mac, you didn't hear
any of that, did ya?

(Andy)
'No!'

Hear any of what, warden?

[Andy groaning]

Don't let Bruno kill him..

but let him come real close.

[laughs]

Poor Andy.

He got Bruno for a cellmate.

Ooh, but that ain't nothin'.

Meet Guss here.

Hey, uh..

Guss got me for a cellmate

Guss, fetch the soap.

(man on TV)
The following is a paid
political announcement.

'Springwood Prison warden,
Dean Hendler says'

'that he's tough on crime.'

You better believe it.

We haven't had<col4
in two weeks.

'Those were the words
of Andy Caulfield'

'convicted felon
and lifelong slime bucket.'

'He is voting
for Warden Hendler.'

'If you're a scum sucking pig'

'you too should vote
for Warden Dean Hendler.'

'But if you're a concerned,
decent citizen of Springwood'

'vote for a sheriff
who can get the job done'

'someone who looks good
in a uniform'

'and can really
throw her weight around.'

'So vote once, no, vote twice'

'for Sheila Reinfeld!'

[crackling]

'Paid for by the committee'

'to elect
Sheila Reinfeld sheriff.'

[laughing]

[telephone ringing]

What is it?

Oh, put him through.

Hello, Charlie!

Y-yes, yes.

Yeah, I've read the polls.

Uh, I realize
I'm trailing Reinfeld

by 20 points, yes.

Well, it's those
damn commercials she's running.

Where did she get
that kinda money?

Look, Charlie.

Look, we gotta do
something dramatic.

[intense music]

Yeah, right!

Vote for Warden Hendler

for a kinder

gentler Springwood.

Over my dead body

and his.

[laughing]

[indistinct]

Well..

I hope you don't take this
the wrong way.

But I hope I never
see you again in my life.

I have a feeling that you won't.

Certainly.

Hey, one last chance to tell me

where that stolen money
of yours is hidden.

Dream on, slime ball.

Well, you give me a call

if you change your mind.

And I'll see you around..

Ratman.

[laughs]

Later, warden.

Yeah.

Good luck, Mac.

That could have been you, Andy.

I could talk
to the DA maybe, hm?

You'd be eligible
for parole in five years.

[keys clinking]

Let me guess.

You're gonna do this out of the
goodness of your heart, right?

Of course not.

In return..

you're gonna tell me
where you hid the money

from the job
that you and Bruno pulled

on the Springwood
armored transport.

Man, you think
I've got a death wish?

The only reason why Bruno
hasn't killed me already

is because I'm the only one

that knows where that money is.

Andy..

you're a young man.

You've got at least 35

maybe 40 years ahead of you.

You wanna spend 'em all here?

Why not? You'll be here with me.

You think so?

[chuckles]
Word is you ain't

doin' so hot in the polls.

Well, that's true.
No, thanks to you.

People are
holding me responsible

for the murder
that you committed.

Life's rough all over.

But it can get easier
for both you and me.

You tell me where the money is,
and we both win.

How you figure that?

I win that election on Tuesday

you win your freedom.

What good is freedom
if you're dead?

No, can do, warden.

No, now listen to me!

Hey, man, a brutality charge

isn't gonna help
your campaign any..

'...warden.'

[door opens]

- Doc! Tell me.
- Yeah.

Uh-uh, uh, how's that, uh,
new drug

you've been working on?

- DRF4?
- Hm.

Yeah, it'd be moving right along
if you hadn't denied

my drug testing program.

Listen, I'm 20 points behind
in the polls now, Douglas.

Can't afford
any more controversy.

Well, DRF4

is the ultimate hallucinogenic.

It's true, sir.

It sounds like
science fiction to me.

Didn't you read my treatise?

DRF4 opens the brain

up to... any suggestion.

You could tell them
that you are the President

of the United States,
and they will see you

as the President
of the United States.

Tell 'em that they are los
out in the middle

of the wilderness,
and they will think

that they are out in the middle
of the wilderness.

How do you know it works?

Well, I..

I can't be, uh, certain

unless I..

can test it
on several prisoners.

- One prisoner.
- What? No, that's crazy!

No experimental subject
can be conducted

with u-using just one subject.

Well, you have
a choice, Douglas.

You can spend years

going through
official FDA channels

or you can conduct
your experiment here

with one prisoner..

unofficially.

Charlie..

we're about to pull off

one of the greatest
come-from-behind..

[whispering]
victories in the history

of Springwood politics.

Yeah, well, I'll tell you
how I'm gonna do it

by solving the biggest unsolved
case in this town!

(Andy)
'This stuff isn't
gonna hurt me, is it?'

Shh. It's safe, Andy.
Don't worry.

What's this stuff called?
Maybe I've heard of it.

(Hendler)
'All you need to know
is that you're helping'

millions of cancer patients.

I don't care about that.

All I care about is that
I'm outta here in five years.

That's our deal, right?

Yes, Andy..

as long as you keep this
absolutely confidential.

Okay, now, Andy..

when this drug takes effect

you're going to experience
some discomfort

some nausea, kinda like
a bad hangover.

Hm, and just as long as
it doesn't make me

grow another leg
or nothin' like that.

- No, no, nothing like that.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, no, by tomorrow
you should be perfectly fine!

Come on, trust me, Andy.
Trust me, it's perfectly safe.

I trust you, doc.

What do I need these for, hm?

Oh, that's, uh,
that's for your own protection.

Your own protection. Alright.

'Now..'

[exhales deeply]

[intense music]

It is, uh, 5:42 p.m.

and I am administering DRF4

intravenously.

And the patient

is starting to hyperventilate.

[mumbles]

[breathing heavily]
Hey.

Hey.

[breathing heavily]

It's alright.
Alright, relax.

Relax, relax, okay.

Relax, relax.

You may begin now.

(male #6)
'Andy.'

Wake up call for you.

My head. Where am I?

'You're in your cell this day.'

'It's me, Bruno.'

Relax, I'm not gonna hurt ya.

I just want some information,
that's all.

What kind of information?

Tell me where you hid the money?

You turned me in, man.
You owe me.

You're in for life.
What good is that money to you?

Because, um,
I'm bustin' outta here.

How you gonna do that?

(Bruno)
'Same way I got into this cell.'

I have a master key.

I lifted it off
one of the guards.

Now, you tell me
where the money is..

and I'll be gone.

How do I know you won't kill
me when I tell you

where that money's hid?

All's I want is the money.

Word to the mother, Andy.

Okay, you take me with you.

You get me outta here
and I'll show you

where that money's hid.

- Okay. Let's go now.
- Are you crazy?

- It's daylight out there.
- Alright, alright.

We'll go tonight.
Now, you get some sleep.

You're gonna need your rest.

[groans]

Guard!

- Jeez, Andy, you okay?
- I'm sick.

Listen, do me a favor.

Tell Bruno
I can't see him tonight.

He'll understand.

Well, it'll be pretty toug
to tell Bruno anything.

He got the chair last night.

The big zapperoo, 10,000 volts.

Whammo! Right through
the old brainola.

What?

Hey, didn't you notice
how the lights dimmed?

Hey, where you,
where you been, Andy?

[sighs]
I wish I knew.

You, uh, collapsed in your cell.

Guard brought you here.

What's happening, doc?

It's, uh, it's reaction
to the drug.

I feel like I'm comin' apart.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna
give you something

that'll help you to relax.

No, no, no, no more drugs.

Tell me somethin'.

Did Bruno get the chair
last night?

Uh, no, no.

Bruno was supposed to be
electrocuted last night

but the governor issued a stay
at the last minute.

Uh, one of the guards
said that Bruno

was down by your cell
this morning.

What did he say to you?

Musta been somebody else.

Bruno and me don't got
nothing to talk about.

Well, what do you remember
about the test yesterday?

I was in the infirmary
and then I woke up

in my cell feeling like crap.

Look at my face, man.
It's dancin'.

And my nose can't stop bleedin'.

That's too bad.

Why don't you go with the guard
and get washed up

and then be back here at
5 o'clock for your second test?

Hey, are you crazy? How many
times do I gotta do this?

Andy, we have a deal.

Or would you rather spend
the rest of your life

taking showers with Bruno?

I thought you'd see it my way.

Well, it's too dangerous.

No. His body needs
time to recover.

- Maybe a few weeks.
- We don't have a few weeks.

Election's in two days.

'That idiot Reinfeld
is already claiming victory.'

The only way
I could possibly win

is if I recover that money.

Yeah, well,
you just look at him.

'Now, Andy could
suffer permanent'

'brain damage or worse.'

No, this whole thing stinks.

Calm down, Douglas.

You're losing sight
of one very important fact.

- He's a murderer.
- Oh, get away.

If this drug kills him,
now what does that make us?

No, I won't do it.

Need I remind you that this test

that you've conducted
doesn't exactly conform

with the, uh,
guidelines of the AMA?

I wonder if they'd like
to hear about it.

Maybe publish it
in some journal or something.

Alright, enough, look.
Dean, please.

DRF4..

My whole life's work
is at stake here.

So's mine.

I'll see you at 5 o'clock.

(Andy)
'This is the last time, right?'

Word to the mother, Andy.

[breathing heavily]

Patient's beginning
to hyperventilate.

[groaning]

Hold him down.
Hold him down.

You can begin now, warden.

Wake up.
Andy... it's me, Bruno.

You're in your cell.

You're alive?

It's time to go, Andy.

We'll get out of here
under cover of darkness

and get that money.

Lead the way, my man.

- Well..
- Hey, what about the guards?

I took care of them already.

Just a little further
and we'll be home free.

And you could show me
where the money is.

How'd you say you got
ahold of that key?

I found it
on the floor last week.

Look, we're almost out, see.

'That's the last security gate.'

I thought you said
that you lifted it

from one of the guards.

Andy, quit snagging me
on the details.

Well..

Something weird
is going on here.

Why isn't he responding
to my suggestions?

I don't know.

Look, Andy, we've made it.

Where's the money?

Are you kidding?
We're still in the corridor.

And I'm not going nowhere
till I get some answers.

Now, you listen to me,
you little smart ass.

Easy, remember,
you're supposed to be Bruno.

Take it easy.

What's going on here?

You're not giving enough to..

(Douglas)
'That's too much.
You're gonna kill him!'

No, that's too much!

Tell me where the money is now.

'Where'd you hide it?'

Is this a trick?

Andy, this is Bruno
you're talking to.

You can trust me.

Word to the mother.

Well, the hell I will.

(Douglas)
'Bradycardia.'

What the hell is happening?

He's having a heart attack.

Andy, listen to me.

You're dying.
You can't take it with you.

So tell me
where the money is, Andy.

Maybe it'll get me into heaven.

That's right. Maybe it will.

So where's the money?

Springwood Bank.

Box 324.

[beeping]

Flat line clear.

He's dead.

I took an oath swearing..

that I would
dedicate myself..

[exhales sharply]
to preserving
the life of others.

I just destroyed one.

Will you get a grip?

Caulfield killed two people.
Justice was served.

No, the only thing you served
here was yourself.

I want the rest
of the tapes, Douglas. Now

- Now.
- Yes, sir.

Also want a copy
of Caulfield's death certificate

on my desk, the first thing
in the morning.

Aren't you afraid
I'll go to the authorities

You've got a family, doc.

You live pretty well.

You don't wanna throw
all that away, do you?

You're just as guilty as I am.

'I'm sure I can trust you.'

(warden)
'Good morning, Douglas.'

What are you doing, dean?

I couldn't sleep last night.

I kept thinking
of how we left things

and I decided that I was wrong.

I can't trust you.

Oh, hey, c-come on.
Now, don't do this.

Dean!

Forgive my sloppy techniques,
will you, Douglas?

Uh, this is the first time

I've ever been able
to use one of these on someone.

Why?

I can't afford
skeletons in my closet.

You know too much.

But you're the expert.

How many volts does it take
to kill one instantly?

Dean..

Uh, I'll go for max.

Dean, don't do this.
Dean, don't do..

[screaming]

Oh, Douglas, I have great news.

My campaign manager has arranged
for me this afternoon

a live exclusive interview

with the
"Springwood Confidential."

That's to tell about
my finding the money.

If this doesn't win me
the election, nothing will

Congratulations.

We're gonna do it right here
in the prison.

I'd like you to be there.

You know, kind of,
uh, show of support.

Can I count on your cooperation?

Oh, sure. Yeah.

By the way..

I saw Caulfield's
death certificate this morning.

Nicely handled.

[indistinct chatter]

- 'Aw, thanks, doc.'
- Oh, I am sorry. I'm sorry.

Here, clean that.
I'll get you another glass.

(female #2)
Okay, warden, we're on
live in 15 seconds

so just relax and enjoy.

(warden)
Alright.

Here you go. Okay.

And you're on.

I'm here with candidate
for sheriff

Warden Dean Hendler.

Welcome, warden.

Pleased to be here, Monica.

According to the polls
you're trailing

very far behind
your opponent Sheila Reinfeld.

Is there really any hope
of catching up

this late in the game?

Well, Monica, my opponent

has run a negative campaign.

It's full of insult
and innuendo.

She implies that I'm easy
on crime, but she's wrong.

My recent actions bear that out.

What actions are those?

Well, I am proud
to announce that just today

I uncovered five million dollars

that was still missing

from the infamous
1983 armored transport robbery.

Really?
That's very impressive.

'The police have been working
on that case for years'

and haven't been able
to solve it.

Uh... may I ask how you did it?

Hmm.

Hmm!

The two of the prisoners
involved in the case

were, uh, right here
at my prison.

And, uh, we used advance, uh

police interrogation techniques

to, uh, pull the information

'from... one of the prisoners.'

Hi, warden.

It's me..

Andy.

Andy?

Yeah. Surprised to see me?

But you're dead.

[indistinct chatter]

'Why do you say that?'

The drug I gave you,
it killed you.

(Andy)
'Well, now, you know
you liked me, warden.'

You said it was a cancer drug.

What was it really, warden?

It was an experimental,
hallucinogenic truth serum

Oh, why did you lie to me?

I had to lie.

I had to find out
where you kept that money

so I can get elected.

Let me make sure I understand
this correctly, warden.

'You gave an untested drug
to one of your prisoners?'

That's right.

And it killed him.

I mean, he was just
a common criminal.

Who cares if he died.

What matters
is I got the money back.

So, now, you have
to elect me sheriff.

There's somethin' for you, huh?

A politician
finally tells the truth.

They elected him sheriff
of Springwood anyway.

My kinda town.

[chuckles]

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