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And here's our latest
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Valentine's Cattleman's creation...
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..."The Rib-Eye Love You".
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It looks like you just
fused two steaks together
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to make a heart. That's
because I did, son.
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You can fuse anything
with enough butter.
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That's why you never shake
hands with a dairy farmer.
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You really went all out for
Valentine's Day this year, Dad.
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Well, that's because
your mom doesn't like it
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when I make a big deal about it at home,
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so I have to get my fix of
the holiday spirit here.
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♪
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Honey, you should be eating this
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in the comfort of your own home.
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Y'know, Eddie drives
Cattleman's To-Go now.
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Oh, I know. But I don't like
eating steak in front of Marvin.
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He always presses his finger
in it to test the done-ness.
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The man loves to touch other
people's food. [CHUCKLES]
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Hey, Trent, what are you doing?
Where's the bow and arrow?
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The bear's supposed to be Cupid,
not a medieval vampire hunter.
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The guy at the sporting goods store
said if Cupid used one of these,
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he could make people fall in love
with more precision and power.
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Hmm.
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My first Valentine's Day with
a girlfriend. I can't wait!
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Me, neither. I have three dates!
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One for each meal of the day.
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You guys are suckers.
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Instead of blowing money
on candy and roses,
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I'll be spending it at the arcade,
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investing in "Mortal Kombat".
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["MORTAL KOMBAT" VOICE] Finish him!
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I couldn't be happier to be single.
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♪
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Hey, I'm single,
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my sisters Trish, Tina,
and Trudy are single,
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and we're all very happy.
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The key is keeping the bar low.
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Hey, Eddie. You can work on the 14th.
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You've got nothing going on, right?
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Big delivery day.
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Couples who stay in
aren't making dinner.
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They're making hot...
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...m-m-m-emories.
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[SCOFFS]
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ♪
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♪ If you don't know,
homey, now you know ♪
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♪ Fresh off the boat ♪
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♪ Homey, you don't know
where I come from ♪
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♪ But I know where I'm goin' ♪
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♪ I'm fresh off the boat ♪
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[BIRDS CHIRPING]
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You have five seconds to compete
with an angry ghost car.
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Okay, decorating Cattleman's
has got me thinking...
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I know we already have
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the perfect Valentine's Day tradition...
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- Doing our taxes...
- Time!
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Sorry, this Plymouth's
about to eat a kid.
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But what if we spice it up this year?
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Oh, you mean like claiming
extra dependents?
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Louis, I'm blushing!
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Actually, I was thinking
of bringing a third party
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- into this relationship.
- What?!
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An accountant.
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[SCOFFS] Fat chance.
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Hear me out. It'll pay for itself,
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and it'll give us time to try
dinner and a movie this year.
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Louis, there's nothing more romantic
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than cheating the
government out of money.
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That's what we're doing this year.
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Case closed.
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Mommy, would you mind helping
me with this Half-Windsor knot?
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Y'know, Evan,
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you don't have to go to
your mom for everything.
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I can help you with your tie.
I'm wearing one right now.
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That's okay. I trust Mommy.
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[SIGHS] Look, I know
you're a "Mommy Guy",
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but some things dads
live to weigh in on...
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Shortcuts, types of charcoal,
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seeing a plane in the sky and
guessing where it's going.
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Louis, he's a smart kid.
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He knows who to go to
when he needs help... me.
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[AIRPLANE ENGINE ROARING IN DISTANCE]
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Northwest 727 to Detroit.
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What's this? We're renting the moose?
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Oh, Louis.
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Delivery receipts for the week.
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I had a nosebleed in the car
today, so some of those are...
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Well, you'll see.
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Whoa. There's a note in here.
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"To the Delivery Boy, you
don't just deliver food,
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you deliver hope that one
day we will be together.
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- Xoxo."
- What?
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X's and O's stand for kisses and hugs.
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I know that! But who?
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Someone you delivered to
must've slipped it in.
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Sounds like you got
yourself a secret admirer
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for Valentine's Day, buddy.
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You gotta find out who it is.
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I took this job for the cash,
not the anonymous love.
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Fair enough, it's your note...
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Fine! Geez, you win.
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If I find out who has a crush on me,
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will you get off my back, already?
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Whoa, easy, young buck.
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Ugh, and if it makes you
happy, I'll go door-to-door
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to see if my admirer's a
young attractive lady,
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and if we have a connection, so be it.
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Whatever gets you off my back!
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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You sure you can't sit
with my brother and me?
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Sorry. Diane sprouted a
small but mighty zit,
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and she needs us to
pretend it's not there.
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The jaws of puberty unclench for no one.
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Okay, see you in Science.
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Big fan of all this.
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So... how do you plan
on asking Sicily out?
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I'm just gonna ask her.
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You can't just "ask" out a girl anymore.
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Ever since Adam Block used the PA system
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to invite Beth Hopkins to Bennigan's,
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things have escalated.
You've gotta go big.
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I wore a tie today. I
think I'll be fine.
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GIRL: Look!
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[GASPING] [APPLAUSE]
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Holy smokes!
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- That's what boys have been doing?
- Yep.
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It's a full-blown romantic arms race.
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[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
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♪
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hey, Eddie!
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Nice to know someone in
your family still knocks.
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Hey, so I got a love note from
someone on my delivery route,
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and you're the first house on my list.
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Um, you think I wrote you a love note?
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No, this is just a formality.
Obviously it wasn't you.
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But it wouldn't be the craziest thing.
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I mean, you did let me
give you that sensual hug
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to impress my friends at that
block party four years ago.
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I forgot all about that.
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Yeah, yeah, me too.
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I never thought about it
again until just now.
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Well, Eddie,
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of course I didn't write the note,
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but I'd love to take a look at it.
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There's nothing I like
more than a good mystery.
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I'm no stranger to Nancy Drew, you know.
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Huh.
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So you think this Nancy Drew
girl could have written it?
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Oh, boy. Hmm.
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I think you're gonna need all
the help you can get. Come on.
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Do you remember my mom going to Branson?
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According to this Amtrak receipt,
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she was there for three weeks.
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Well, the middle school boys
have really done it to me now!
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Who hurt you? I just need
a name and an address.
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Mommy will take care of the rest.
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No, I just need to ask Sicily
out in a big, memorable way.
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Oh, well in that case...
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Actually, I want to
talk to Dad about this.
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Yes! Louis!
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[CHUCKLES, CLEARS THROAT]
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I guess I can squeeze you in. Talk
to me, talk to me, talk to me.
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Evan, I got this. I can
help you with anything.
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No offense, Mommy, but
you're terrible at romance.
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Me? Terrible? Oh no.
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The bullies must have concussed you.
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I'll make you some soup.
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Jessica, it sounds like his
brain is working just fine.
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He knows who to go to
when he needs help... me.
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[CHUCKLES] Now, before I help,
I need to know one thing.
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Can you hold a boombox over your head
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for the length of a Peter Gabriel song?
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Not "Sledgehammer", it goes on forever.
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Well, that's the point of the...
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Doesn't matter, doesn't matter.
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I'm here now. Daddy's here.
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♪
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♪
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Thanks so much for helping
with Sicily, Dad.
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I know you'll come up with a
memorable way for me to ask her out.
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No, son, we'll come up
with a memorable way.
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Now, I'm gonna need you to
make me a bio on her...
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Height, weight, blood type,
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favorite Thundercat... the usual stuff.
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I'm pretty sure she's O Positive
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but I'll confirm with her pediatrician!
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Hmm.
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♪
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Do you really think you can
help Evan better than I can?
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Probably. Unlike you, I love romance.
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You stood up and booed at the
end of "Sleepless in Seattle".
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I've been to Seattle several
times and slept fine.
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And yesterday, you turned down my idea
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for a real Valentine's date.
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Just because I don't
like being suffocated
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with stupid pink hearts
and sex potions...
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Sex potions?
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...doesn't mean I don't
understand romance.
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I'm good at everything I do
even if I don't like doing it.
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I don't wear a tie, but I pick yours,
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and I taught Evan how to tie his.
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Look, Evan chose me. He's in good hands.
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Why don't you talk to Grandma
and solve one of her problems?
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_
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♪
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Okay, what's your plan?
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Plan? Why would I need a plan?
I'm just gonna wing it.
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Eddie, this person wrote
to you from the shadows.
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Classic shadow lover.
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You need to go in with a little finesse.
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That's not my game.
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I just drive straight to the hoop,
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head down, and hope somebody fouls me.
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[CHUCKLES] Who would foul you here?
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Please.
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I can't explain this and basketball.
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She wrote you an anonymous love
note, so she's obviously shy.
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You have to tread lightly. Draw her out.
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Timid hearts, soft hands, can't lose.
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Tell you what, when you
get a secret admirer,
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we'll do it your way. Watch and learn.
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Hi, are there any teenage
females living here?
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Just one.
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Susan!
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[DOG BARKING]
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- Sic 'em!
- [LOUDER BARKING]
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Susan's coming!
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- I have bacon in my pocket!
- What?!
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Your science fair idea is cute.
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But if you really want a
home run Valentine's date,
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look no further...
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I feel like we should hug
after we get results, Dad?
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No, I'm... I'm gesturing to Cattleman's!
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The most romantic steakhouse in
Orlando this side of the monorail.
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So you're saying I should have
my date here at Cattleman's?
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Hey-hey. Hi! You with me?
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I'm trying to build something here.
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I give you lucky Table 12.
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That table is 8 for 8 in proposals
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and a guarantee of a romantic evening.
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See how the carpet is frayed
right besides that chair?
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That's from all the men getting
down on their knees to propose.
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Really?
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- That table?
- I know it doesn't look like much,
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but there is magic in that wood.
250
00:08:42,604 --> 00:08:44,889
That table was used on
the set of "Casablanca".
251
00:08:44,890 --> 00:08:46,434
- I was told.
- Intriguing.
252
00:08:46,435 --> 00:08:48,942
But is a table really going to compete
253
00:08:48,943 --> 00:08:50,511
with an upside-down boy on a rope?
254
00:08:50,512 --> 00:08:52,129
Um, do you know the last people
255
00:08:52,130 --> 00:08:53,998
who sat at that table
on Valentine's Day?
256
00:08:53,999 --> 00:08:55,649
♪
257
00:08:55,650 --> 00:08:58,452
- [QUIETLY] Three, two...
- I can't wait another second.
258
00:08:58,453 --> 00:09:02,308
Nancy, will you leave here forever
259
00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,491
and spend the rest of your life with me?
260
00:09:04,492 --> 00:09:07,349
I've already cleaned out the register.
261
00:09:08,185 --> 00:09:10,848
[GASPING]
262
00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:12,316
[EXHALES SHARPLY]
263
00:09:12,317 --> 00:09:13,335
Mwah!
264
00:09:13,336 --> 00:09:15,903
♪
265
00:09:15,904 --> 00:09:18,389
[CHUCKLES]
266
00:09:18,390 --> 00:09:20,073
[DOOR OPENS] See you guys tomorrow.
267
00:09:20,074 --> 00:09:22,509
- Oh, so that's where they went.
- Mm-hmm.
268
00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,295
I'm not looking to get
married quite yet,
269
00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,445
but that sounds great.
270
00:09:25,446 --> 00:09:27,231
Perfect, so the date is taken care of.
271
00:09:27,232 --> 00:09:29,249
Now we have to work on how
you're going to ask her out.
272
00:09:29,250 --> 00:09:31,351
Tell me how you two met. Don't
tell me she was engaged
273
00:09:31,352 --> 00:09:32,477
to your best friend. [CHUCKLES]
274
00:09:32,478 --> 00:09:35,689
It was in science class.
We were dissecting frogs.
275
00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:37,211
Classic meet cute. Go on.
276
00:09:37,212 --> 00:09:39,760
She had some toe-webbing on
her shirt, I wiped it off,
277
00:09:39,761 --> 00:09:42,329
our eyes met, and my heart
danced the dance of the gods.
278
00:09:42,330 --> 00:09:44,366
- [DOOR OPENS]
- Oh. Now, that's something we can use.
279
00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:47,373
Well, Louis, you said I couldn't
do it, but I found a man.
280
00:09:47,374 --> 00:09:49,303
- What?
- This is Kurt.
281
00:09:49,304 --> 00:09:50,671
I picked him up off the street.
282
00:09:50,672 --> 00:09:54,058
You see, Evan, Mommy is not
so terrible at romance.
283
00:09:54,059 --> 00:09:56,327
You have a kid? That's cool.
284
00:09:56,328 --> 00:09:57,862
Do you know how I picked Kurt up?
285
00:09:57,863 --> 00:10:00,798
Not with your father's mushy
Valentine's nonsense.
286
00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:02,649
You have a husband? That's cool.
287
00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:03,917
It is cool, Kurt.
288
00:10:03,918 --> 00:10:06,053
You see, I did some research,
289
00:10:06,054 --> 00:10:08,005
and the thing we call "love"
290
00:10:08,006 --> 00:10:09,974
is really just chemicals in the brain.
291
00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:11,059
You don't say?
292
00:10:11,060 --> 00:10:12,810
Kurt was riding his bike by my car,
293
00:10:12,811 --> 00:10:14,261
- so I clipped him with my door...
- [CHUCKLES]
294
00:10:14,262 --> 00:10:16,547
...activating a surge of adrenaline.
295
00:10:16,548 --> 00:10:18,415
This triggered his love response.
296
00:10:18,416 --> 00:10:19,666
Science!
297
00:10:19,667 --> 00:10:23,425
And you know who helps
you with science? Me.
298
00:10:25,229 --> 00:10:26,624
I love this family. [CHUCKLES]
299
00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,375
I can't wait for the holidays.
300
00:10:28,376 --> 00:10:29,843
Uh, Kurt, if you wanna
hit the soda machine,
301
00:10:29,844 --> 00:10:31,795
- I'll get to you in a second.
- You want one, baby?
302
00:10:31,796 --> 00:10:33,364
Extra ice.
303
00:10:33,365 --> 00:10:36,338
Evan, love isn't about chemicals.
304
00:10:36,339 --> 00:10:38,402
It's about the magical
connection you have
305
00:10:38,403 --> 00:10:40,187
- with someone.
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
306
00:10:40,188 --> 00:10:42,923
[CHUCKLES] Really, Louis?
No, Valentine's Day
307
00:10:42,924 --> 00:10:45,225
is all about adrenaline and danger.
308
00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:48,245
Roses with thorns,
diabetes from chocolate,
309
00:10:48,246 --> 00:10:50,230
a chubby man-child holding a weapon.
310
00:10:50,231 --> 00:10:54,118
That's why people go on
dates at amusement parks.
311
00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:56,236
- The rush.
- The rush?
312
00:10:56,237 --> 00:10:58,338
- So I need to spike Sicily's adrenaline?
- Yes.
313
00:10:58,339 --> 00:11:00,774
And what better way to do that
314
00:11:00,775 --> 00:11:04,912
than the scariest roller
coaster at Thrill City?
315
00:11:04,913 --> 00:11:07,264
Johnnie Cochran got them
out of four wrongful
316
00:11:07,265 --> 00:11:08,899
decapitation lawsuits.
317
00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,617
"No head, not dead."
318
00:11:10,618 --> 00:11:12,552
Come on, Evan, you're not buying this.
319
00:11:12,553 --> 00:11:14,988
I'm sorry, Dad. I can't
argue with science...
320
00:11:14,989 --> 00:11:16,774
After all, that's how I met Sicily.
321
00:11:16,775 --> 00:11:18,558
[SIGHS] Looks like we're done here.
322
00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,847
Maybe there's something you
can help Grandma with.
323
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:22,984
I missed you so much.
324
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:28,001
♪
325
00:11:28,002 --> 00:11:29,509
Now, remember the last house?
326
00:11:29,510 --> 00:11:31,104
You can't just go up and ask.
327
00:11:31,105 --> 00:11:33,223
We need a cover story or
people get weirded out.
328
00:11:33,224 --> 00:11:35,142
So just follow my lead.
329
00:11:35,143 --> 00:11:36,655
Hello!
330
00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:39,513
I'm Swifty Lazar and
this is Lew Wasserman.
331
00:11:39,514 --> 00:11:41,124
[BRITISH ACCENT] 'Ello!
332
00:11:41,125 --> 00:11:42,933
We're Hollywood talent scouts
333
00:11:42,934 --> 00:11:44,568
looking for the next Britney Spears
334
00:11:44,569 --> 00:11:45,753
or Christina Aguilera.
335
00:11:45,754 --> 00:11:46,814
Preferably Britney.
336
00:11:46,815 --> 00:11:47,972
Oh!
337
00:11:47,973 --> 00:11:49,790
Well, this is Seraphina.
338
00:11:49,791 --> 00:11:51,578
Uh, she played baby JonBenét Ramsey...
339
00:11:51,579 --> 00:11:53,193
Played the hell out of it.
340
00:11:53,194 --> 00:11:54,494
Apparently cut for time.
341
00:11:54,495 --> 00:11:57,414
[CHUCKLES] Oh, she does her own make-up.
342
00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:58,949
Wow.
343
00:11:58,950 --> 00:12:01,234
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] Howdy, ya'll.
We have here a monogrammed bible
344
00:12:01,235 --> 00:12:03,337
for a Miss... Uh, what
does that say, Rhett?
345
00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:04,655
[TERRIBLE SOUTHERN ACCENT]
I'm not sure, Sue-Ellen.
346
00:12:04,656 --> 00:12:05,772
I know it's for a girl, though.
347
00:12:05,773 --> 00:12:08,292
Aged 14-18, probably attractive.
348
00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:09,743
♪
349
00:12:09,744 --> 00:12:12,412
[NORMAL VOICE] Okay. Just...
350
00:12:12,413 --> 00:12:15,148
Hi, there, we're... Oh,
good, you came back.
351
00:12:15,149 --> 00:12:17,339
I tipped you a $20,
meant to tip you a $5.
352
00:12:18,342 --> 00:12:20,375
That'll be $15, please.
353
00:12:22,512 --> 00:12:24,641
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
354
00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,593
So... do you like roller coasters?
355
00:12:26,594 --> 00:12:28,996
Not really. Most rides kind of scare me.
356
00:12:28,997 --> 00:12:31,281
I throw up on people
movers at the airport.
357
00:12:31,282 --> 00:12:33,233
The rush. Perfect.
358
00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:36,003
Hi, Sicily! Ribbit!
359
00:12:36,004 --> 00:12:39,656
You know, the last time I saw you,
I was on a dissecting tray,
360
00:12:39,657 --> 00:12:43,710
and you and Evan had your
forceps in my spleen.
361
00:12:43,711 --> 00:12:44,978
Ribbit.
362
00:12:44,979 --> 00:12:46,230
What's happening?
363
00:12:46,231 --> 00:12:47,307
Dad?
364
00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,815
Well, I'm here to tell you,
365
00:12:48,816 --> 00:12:50,784
that when you took out my spleen,
366
00:12:50,785 --> 00:12:54,204
you also took your lab partner's heart.
367
00:12:54,205 --> 00:12:56,745
And what Evan wants to know is...
368
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:01,534
Will you be my Valentine?
369
00:13:01,535 --> 00:13:03,480
Oh, my God! Of course, Evan!
370
00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:04,882
TOGETHER: Aww! [APPLAUSE]
371
00:13:04,883 --> 00:13:05,956
[LAUGHS]
372
00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:08,001
Now, that right there is an invitation
373
00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:11,216
for a romantic dinner at
Cattleman's Ranch Steakhouse,
374
00:13:11,217 --> 00:13:13,557
where legs like mine are sautéed
375
00:13:13,558 --> 00:13:16,927
in a mouthwatering garlic butter sauce.
376
00:13:16,928 --> 00:13:20,964
We're, uh, on the I-4, right
past the old shoe factory.
377
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:22,424
[MURMURING]
378
00:13:22,425 --> 00:13:25,813
Alright. Bye.
379
00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:31,976
♪
380
00:13:32,993 --> 00:13:35,062
Hello, Thrill City? I
would like to request
381
00:13:35,063 --> 00:13:37,181
a roller coaster getting
stuck upside down.
382
00:13:37,182 --> 00:13:38,331
It's for my son.
383
00:13:38,332 --> 00:13:39,781
Sorry, Evan and Sicily
384
00:13:39,782 --> 00:13:42,089
already have plans for
a date at Cattleman's.
385
00:13:42,090 --> 00:13:43,987
- What?
- Thrill City's off.
386
00:13:43,988 --> 00:13:46,390
Evan's a romance guy.
387
00:13:46,391 --> 00:13:48,263
Ribbit.
388
00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:51,662
♪
389
00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:53,235
Only one more house.
390
00:13:53,236 --> 00:13:54,765
[NORMAL VOICE] Yeah, and
it's my buddy, Trent's.
391
00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,716
Oh, the little ginger boy
who works at Cattleman's
392
00:13:56,717 --> 00:13:58,185
and calls Louis "Hoss"? Yeah.
393
00:13:58,186 --> 00:14:00,571
But we can skip his house.
There's no reason to stop.
394
00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:02,673
Actually there is... my bladder.
395
00:14:02,674 --> 00:14:04,324
It's a-fulllll... [CHUCKLES]
396
00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:05,692
I'm about to burst.
397
00:14:05,693 --> 00:14:07,144
I'm, like, more pee than woman...
398
00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:09,717
- Okay, I got it.
- Oh.
399
00:14:11,721 --> 00:14:13,300
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
400
00:14:13,301 --> 00:14:14,935
We still haven't found my secret admirer
401
00:14:14,936 --> 00:14:16,253
and you're the last house on the list.
402
00:14:16,254 --> 00:14:17,521
Whoa, slow your roll, Eddie.
403
00:14:17,522 --> 00:14:18,839
I didn't write you the love note.
404
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,792
I wouldn't fake being a secret
admirer just to cheer you up.
405
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:22,877
What do you mean?
406
00:14:22,878 --> 00:14:24,328
I'm saying I didn't
write you a pity note.
407
00:14:24,329 --> 00:14:26,463
Sure, people feel sorry
for the lonely guy,
408
00:14:26,464 --> 00:14:27,714
they fake a note, cheer him up,
409
00:14:27,715 --> 00:14:29,500
but that's not my game.
I'm not the lonely guy!
410
00:14:29,501 --> 00:14:31,451
Well, you did take Valentine's Day
411
00:14:31,452 --> 00:14:32,936
pretty hard back at Cattleman's.
412
00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:34,621
We all felt kinda bad for you.
413
00:14:34,622 --> 00:14:35,956
You all felt bad?
414
00:14:35,957 --> 00:14:37,875
[TOILET FLUSHES] Yeah. Just ask Honey.
415
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,961
Rubik's Cube in the bathroom, good idea.
416
00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:42,217
You ready, handsome?
417
00:14:43,746 --> 00:14:45,799
It was you. You wrote the note
418
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:47,033
because you felt sorry for me.
419
00:14:47,034 --> 00:14:48,335
What are you talking about?
420
00:14:48,336 --> 00:14:49,769
You saw how bummed I was
421
00:14:49,770 --> 00:14:51,905
when my brothers were talking
about their Valentine's dates.
422
00:14:51,906 --> 00:14:54,424
Eddie, I don't feel sorry for you.
423
00:14:54,425 --> 00:14:56,560
You think I'm some big loser
who's gonna die alone!
424
00:14:56,561 --> 00:14:58,345
Well, a lot of great men died alone!
425
00:14:58,346 --> 00:15:00,313
Tupac, Biggie...
426
00:15:00,314 --> 00:15:02,432
Fat Joe if he doesn't
cut back on the sodium!
427
00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,290
♪
428
00:15:04,291 --> 00:15:05,550
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
429
00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:06,953
[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
430
00:15:06,954 --> 00:15:09,406
LOUIS: Welcome to
Cattleman's, young lovers.
431
00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:11,258
Bask in the romance.
432
00:15:11,259 --> 00:15:12,300
[GLASSES CLINK]
433
00:15:12,301 --> 00:15:17,041
We're down to three wings,
so don't order the wings.
434
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,683
Hey, uh, thanks for taking
down Mark's crossbow, Trent.
435
00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:22,292
What? I didn't take it down, hoss.
436
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:24,688
This is a robbery!
437
00:15:24,689 --> 00:15:27,291
Men, protect your dates!
438
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:28,690
♪
439
00:15:28,691 --> 00:15:30,544
Is this dinner and a show?
440
00:15:30,545 --> 00:15:32,616
Waiter, another scotch! You want one?
441
00:15:32,617 --> 00:15:35,399
You all should be feeling a
fight-or-flight response,
442
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:38,018
triggering hormones that induce love!
443
00:15:38,019 --> 00:15:39,607
- Mom?
- Mrs. Huang?
444
00:15:40,675 --> 00:15:42,939
- What's going on, Evan?
- You two should be feeling
445
00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:45,943
lots of chemicals, simulating love.
446
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,644
You're very lucky I showed up.
447
00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:49,196
Evan, this is weird.
448
00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:52,216
And not good-weird like
the man-frog you hired,
449
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,550
just weird...
450
00:15:53,551 --> 00:15:55,519
I think I'm gonna go home.
451
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,526
♪
452
00:15:58,527 --> 00:16:02,397
Well, uh... Thanks for
all the help, Mom.
453
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,828
Evan...
454
00:16:04,829 --> 00:16:06,901
♪
455
00:16:08,658 --> 00:16:11,034
Uh, uh... How about that?!
456
00:16:11,035 --> 00:16:14,371
[CHUCKLES] Cattleman's
Theater, everybody!
457
00:16:14,372 --> 00:16:15,872
[CHUCKLES] Uh... and now
458
00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:20,210
feast your ears on the vocal
stylings of our very own...
459
00:16:20,211 --> 00:16:21,878
Trent!
460
00:16:21,879 --> 00:16:23,384
[CHAIRS CREAKING]
461
00:16:27,126 --> 00:16:30,721
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
462
00:16:30,722 --> 00:16:33,952
♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
463
00:16:33,953 --> 00:16:37,332
♪ From glen to glen ♪
464
00:16:38,702 --> 00:16:40,297
[WHISPERING] Keep going.
465
00:16:40,298 --> 00:16:43,204
♪ And down the mountainside ♪
466
00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:46,792
♪
467
00:16:49,706 --> 00:16:51,957
What's wrong? You and Kurt break up?
468
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,443
Evan's already mad at me,
469
00:16:53,444 --> 00:16:55,994
I don't need you piling on
because I wooed a male stranger
470
00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:57,331
to prove you wrong.
471
00:16:57,332 --> 00:16:58,681
Well, all joking aside.
472
00:16:58,682 --> 00:17:00,298
Please deal with it because
he is calling here
473
00:17:00,299 --> 00:17:01,433
an unhealthy amount.
474
00:17:01,434 --> 00:17:02,718
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
475
00:17:02,719 --> 00:17:04,353
Cattleman's Ranch, go for Trent.
476
00:17:04,354 --> 00:17:06,605
KURT: It's Kurt again.
I-Is my girlfriend there?
477
00:17:06,606 --> 00:17:08,212
Hey, you know Jess.
478
00:17:08,213 --> 00:17:10,266
Where's her head at?
She's so tough to read.
479
00:17:10,267 --> 00:17:12,531
But I love that about her. I've
always loved that about...
480
00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:14,573
[SIGHS]
481
00:17:14,574 --> 00:17:16,999
Okay. Maybe I got carried away.
482
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,735
I just wanted to prove that I
could be good at romance, too.
483
00:17:19,736 --> 00:17:22,821
Oh, why? You never
cared about it before.
484
00:17:22,822 --> 00:17:24,173
The last time I got you flowers,
485
00:17:24,174 --> 00:17:25,641
you took it back to the grocery store
486
00:17:25,642 --> 00:17:27,876
and exchanged it for a frozen
pack of chicken thighs.
487
00:17:27,877 --> 00:17:29,812
Fine, I don't care about romance.
488
00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:31,597
I care about Evan.
489
00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:33,517
And I didn't get to help him on this.
490
00:17:33,518 --> 00:17:34,983
Well, that's okay. I did.
491
00:17:34,984 --> 00:17:37,086
Yes, and you are a wonderful father,
492
00:17:37,087 --> 00:17:39,822
but Evan always comes
to me for everything.
493
00:17:39,823 --> 00:17:42,891
This was a big moment for
him and he didn't need me.
494
00:17:42,892 --> 00:17:44,626
It made me feel useless.
495
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:46,395
[EXHALES SHARPLY] I get it.
496
00:17:46,396 --> 00:17:48,597
It felt great when he
finally came to me.
497
00:17:48,598 --> 00:17:51,016
Probably why I went a
little overboard myself.
498
00:17:51,017 --> 00:17:52,651
[CHUCKLES] I spent $470...
499
00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:53,785
- What?
- $40.
500
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:55,992
I spent $40 on a frog costume.
501
00:17:56,928 --> 00:17:59,658
[SIGHS] Jessica, you're not useless.
502
00:17:59,659 --> 00:18:01,409
He will always need you.
503
00:18:01,410 --> 00:18:03,228
This was one thing.
504
00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:05,681
He'll keep coming to you
just as he always has.
505
00:18:05,682 --> 00:18:08,217
And every now and then he
might not. And that's okay.
506
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:09,668
How do I prevent that from happening?
507
00:18:09,669 --> 00:18:10,786
You can't.
508
00:18:10,787 --> 00:18:12,421
But trust me, as he gets older,
509
00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:14,740
there will be a few things that
you would rather I handle.
510
00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:18,410
Like, uh, the talk I had with
Eddie about "long showers".
511
00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:20,879
Oh, I appreciate you keeping
an eye on the water bill.
512
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:22,180
Hmm.
513
00:18:22,181 --> 00:18:23,311
Exactly.
514
00:18:24,434 --> 00:18:25,901
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
515
00:18:25,902 --> 00:18:28,337
Any teenage males living in this house?
516
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:30,139
I hear how creepy that sounds now.
517
00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:31,857
You want to help me take
down this bag of chocolates?
518
00:18:31,858 --> 00:18:32,901
I'm married to a dentist.
519
00:18:32,902 --> 00:18:34,597
Mama's got to get her sugar on the DL.
520
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,713
I promise I didn't write
you that love note, Eddie.
521
00:18:37,714 --> 00:18:40,036
I stopped dotting my 'I's
with hearts in my 20s.
522
00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:43,138
I'm sorry I freaked out in the car.
523
00:18:43,139 --> 00:18:46,554
Honestly, I'm just bummed to
be alone on Valentine's Day.
524
00:18:46,555 --> 00:18:47,723
Yeah, that's normal.
525
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:48,786
When you're a teenager,
526
00:18:48,787 --> 00:18:51,810
Valentine's Day feels like the
biggest deal in the world.
527
00:18:51,811 --> 00:18:53,595
But the truth is, it's just another day.
528
00:18:53,596 --> 00:18:54,897
You're right.
529
00:18:54,898 --> 00:18:56,698
Prom is the day that matters
forever. [CHUCKLES]
530
00:18:56,699 --> 00:18:58,000
Hmm. [CHUCKLES]
531
00:18:58,001 --> 00:18:59,484
And besides, you weren't alone.
532
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:01,470
I had a blast driving
around town with you.
533
00:19:01,471 --> 00:19:03,922
Me too. Thanks.
534
00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:05,407
Hey, you didn't touch the Rubik's Cube
535
00:19:05,408 --> 00:19:06,575
in Trent's bathroom, did you?
536
00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,693
[LAUGHING] What? No... No way.
537
00:19:08,694 --> 00:19:09,845
I didn't touch anything.
538
00:19:09,846 --> 00:19:11,530
I hovered and flushed with my shoe.
539
00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:13,165
♪
540
00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:15,171
[SIZZLING]
541
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:18,520
Evan, I made you breakfast.
542
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:21,089
♪
543
00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:22,440
How are your eggs?
544
00:19:22,441 --> 00:19:24,026
I've had better.
545
00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:26,148
That's probably 'cause
I put poison in them.
546
00:19:26,149 --> 00:19:28,252
- [FORK CLATTERS]
- Say what?
547
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:30,282
No, I didn't poison your eggs.
548
00:19:30,283 --> 00:19:33,218
I was just trying to get a
chemical response out of you
549
00:19:33,219 --> 00:19:36,321
so you would be ready
to accept my apology
550
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:38,160
for ruining your Valentine's Day.
551
00:19:39,215 --> 00:19:40,525
So do you accept?
552
00:19:40,526 --> 00:19:41,577
Accept what?
553
00:19:41,578 --> 00:19:43,028
My apology.
554
00:19:43,029 --> 00:19:45,263
You didn't apologize. At all.
555
00:19:45,264 --> 00:19:46,617
So we're doing this?
556
00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:48,144
[CHAIR SLIDES] [SIGHS]
557
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:50,686
I'm sorry I ruined your Valentine's Day.
558
00:19:50,687 --> 00:19:52,177
You were right to go to your Dad.
559
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:54,846
His ideas aren't always terrible.
560
00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:56,975
But when they are, you could
always come back to me.
561
00:19:56,976 --> 00:19:58,095
I know, Mommy.
562
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,744
And you didn't ruin anything.
563
00:19:59,745 --> 00:20:01,246
Sicily and I spent the rest of the night
564
00:20:01,247 --> 00:20:02,781
hate-watching the high
school science fair.
565
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:05,065
All the mistakes are
funny until you realize
566
00:20:05,066 --> 00:20:06,651
it's the future of our country.
567
00:20:06,652 --> 00:20:08,153
So we're okay?
568
00:20:08,154 --> 00:20:09,988
Yes, Mommy, we're okay.
569
00:20:09,989 --> 00:20:11,823
And you don't need to
pretend to poison me
570
00:20:11,824 --> 00:20:13,225
to get me to love you.
571
00:20:13,226 --> 00:20:16,261
Actually, there is something
I could use your help with.
572
00:20:16,262 --> 00:20:18,296
Alright, I'm back in the game!
573
00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:20,799
Sometimes when Sicily and I hug...
574
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,438
Louis! Evan needs you!
575
00:20:23,547 --> 00:20:25,719
♪
576
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,584
You know, it's a shame
we never figured out
577
00:20:27,585 --> 00:20:28,926
who your secret admirer is.
578
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,730
I know. But in a way it's kind of fun
579
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:34,024
having a mystery lover out there.
580
00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:35,825
Whoever she is.
581
00:20:35,826 --> 00:20:39,329
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
582
00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,398
♪
583
00:20:41,399 --> 00:20:43,166
Tina, it's time for supper.
584
00:20:43,167 --> 00:20:44,539
You're supposed to knock!
585
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,603
When I knock and you're
taking a nap, you get mad.
586
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:47,604
I can't win!
587
00:20:47,605 --> 00:20:49,439
When's the last time I napped?
588
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:50,829
This isn't Madrid!
589
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:52,442
Did I say it was Madrid?
590
00:20:52,443 --> 00:20:54,704
I just put in 8 hours,
I don't need this.
591
00:20:55,397 --> 00:20:57,113
Close the door!
592
00:20:57,114 --> 00:20:58,632
[SCOFFS]
593
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,380
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