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THEME SONG: Here we go, we're getting on the road 'til we

stop, and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now, baby, here we go-- go--

go!

Here we go!

Here we go!

On a mission undercover, and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're "Totally Spies," and get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

REPORTER (ON RADIO): We interrupt all programming to

issue a statewide alert.

There's been an escape from the state

maximum security prison.

Be advised, the escapee could be armed and danger--

-Mmm.

-OK, girls, to maximize the success of our class ski trip,

let's make sure we have our priorities straight--

meeting boys, flirting with boys, and kissing boys.

-You know, Clover, there are other things

to do at a ski resort.

-Like hard core snowboarding.

Anyone want to come with?

-Nah, count me out.

I'm on a mission to take some cool

photos with my new digicam.

-What about you, Clover?

-No, thanks.

I'm on a mission to find the hottest guy at the resort.

-That's easy.

The hottest guy on the planet's right next to us.

[muffled rock music playing]

-Hey, David.

Whatcha listening to?

[muffled rock music playing]

-Whatever.

Once I've got my new outfit on, he'll notice me for sure.

Check out these rad goggles!

Hey, David.

Ah!

-The only guy you'll snag with those lame goggles is Arnold.

He wears a pair just like them in chem lab.

[laughter]

-Don't feel bad, Clover.

We can't all have a one-of-a-kind

designer ski outfit.

-One-of-a-kind?

Her red ski outfit is identical to my spy outfit.

-Huh?

-Hup!

[gasp]

-Wow!

Move over, David, I've found my hottie.

-Yeah, my jumps are rad--

fakies, eggplants, McTwists, I do them all.

The downhill race is all mine.

I'm going to waste the competition!

-You could so beat him, Alex.

-You think?

-I know.

-Huh?

-Snowboarding is so much cooler than skiing.

You can tell by the outfits.

Think you could teach me how?

-All right.

-Todd!

Want a cup of my hot chocolate mochaccino mint supreme?

It's imported.

-All right.

-Did I mention I snowboard and surf?

-Aaaah!

-You OK, Clover?

-I'm fine.

This ski bunny doesn't give up without a fight.

-It's going to be one of those weekends, isn't it?

-OK, after that bus ride with Mandy, I can't wait

to just kick it.

-Yeah, it'll be nice to get a little peace and quiet before

we hit the slopes.

[beep]

[gasp]

-Eek!

-Yah!

-No!

-You have got to be kidding.

I specifically requested a single suite.

-Please tell me this totally isn't happening.

-Girls, calm down.

-Calm down?

The chaperone says we can't change rooms.

Jer, you have to help us.

You're our only hope of escaping Mandy.

-I'm sorry.

High school rivalries do not fall under my jurisdiction.

-But Mandy's more of a menace than any

villain we've ever faced.

-Can't you scrape together a mission?

A cat up a tree?

Something?

Anything?

-The world doesn't need saving today.

The best suggestion I can offer is to relax and enjoy

your mission-free weekend.

-Hmm.

-FYI, girls, I will be taking this bed.

You three can share the other one.

-OK, newsflash, Mandy.

None of us wanted to share sheets with you anyway.

So, what happened to Todd?

Did you run out of hot chocolate, or did he just run?

-Puh-leeze!

Todd wanted to get in a few more runs before the race.

We're hooking up again later.

So, what's this?

-My camera.

And you can stop pawing it any time.

You're gonna--

[gasps]

-Drop it.

-Oops.

-My snowboard!

-Ah!

[gasps]

-My outfit!

-Oops.

-Oh!

Ah, that's just great.

I chipped a nail on your junk!

-OK, let's get out of here now.

-Operation Snag Todd, take two.

-Hup!

Yeah!

-Wow, snowboarding, hockey, skating--

is there anything you can't do?

-Yeah, lose.

-Well, I'm a pretty good skater myself.

Woo-hoo.

Whoa!

Oof!

-Whoa.

-Ugh.

Ugh.

Ouch.

That so hurt.

MANDY (OFFSCREEN): Oh, Todd.

Could you help me?

These laces are so tricky.

Is it right over left, or left over right?

Ha, ha, ha.

-What?

Oh!

Is this a cruel joke?

Huh?

Whoa!

Help me!

Somebody?

Anybody?

Ugh!

Oof.

Don't get up, I'm fine.

Huh?

Since when does ice crack in a perfect circle?

Somebody did this on purpose.

Ugh!

-Skate much, Clover?

-Argh!

-(GIGGLING) So David, this resort's pretty cool, huh?

-Yeah, but to build it they probably had to cut down old

forests, which in turn probably left a lot of

endangered species homeless.

-Oh.

Well--

ah, the view is pretty romantic.

It'd be nice to have a-- a guy to share it with.

-Don't give up, Sam.

I'll keep my eyes open for you.

-Aw, crash and burn.

Next year I'm taking Flirting 101.

I am so not good at this.

No, wait!

No!

Yah!

Aah!

Ugh.

What?

I'm OK!

I'm OK.

I'm--

OK!

Whoa!

[loud crash]

[glass shattering]

-Phew.

When I said "crash and burn," I didn't mean literally.

Huh?

That cable didn't snap.

It was cut.

Hmm.

-Ah.

Way to go, Sam.

Nice job destroying the lift for everyone else.

-It wasn't my fault.

Somebody deliberately cut that cable.

And I would bet my allowance it was you.

-Eh, take your conspiracy theory to the police.

They could use a good laugh.

[laughter]

[shrieks]

-Watch it, klutz!

-I'm trying!

But I can't control my board!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Huh?

Aaah!

-Nice moves, Alex.

-Ha, ha.

Yeah, too bad that tree got in your way.

[laughter]

-Ugh.

Mandy.

-I mean, how often does ice break in a perfect circle?

-About as often as a cable gets deliberately cut.

ALEX (OFFSCREEN): Or a board gets completely shredded.

One minute I'm heading toward a jump.

The next, my board has a mind of its own.

And guess who was right there?

-Oh, let me guess.

Her name starts with an M, and ends with a Y on Earth does

she have to be our roommate?

-Bingo.

[phone ringing]

-Huh?

-Spies.

-Jer, please tell us you found a way to get us out of here.

Mandy's taking trouble to an all new level.

-So sorry, Clover, I have bad news.

A former archnemesis, Dr. Gelee, has

broken out of prison.

-That guy we stopped from freezing over the world?

-Yes, and he may be coming after you for revenge.

-Wait a minute.

Maybe it wasn't Mandy trying to do us in after all.

Maybe it was Dr. Gelee.

-Which means we should leave the resort immediately!

We can pack really quickly.

-What it means, Clover, is that you

three need to be careful.

-Huh?

-Gelee is very dangerous.

Deadly, even.

-No kidding.

Last time he captured me, he forced me into a chess game.

I almost died of boredom.

-Keep an eye out for your gadgets.

I'm sending them via air drop.

And remember, keep your spying discreet from your classmates.

No one can ever know.

Good luck, Spies.

-He's quick, that Jer.

-So, I guess we all owe Mandy an apology.

-Ugh, I'm dreading the thought of this.

-Hey!

-Huh?

-Mandy, we came to apologize.

-We thought you were to blame for our accidents.

-Hmph!

Come on, Todd.

Let's leave before these poseurs blame me for their bad

hair day too.

-Kind and gracious, as usual.

-So Todd, on a scale of 1 to 10, how kissable

do you think I am?

-Uh--

-Well, I think you're a 10.

Let's kiss.

-All right.

[gasp]

[giggling]

-But let's do it in front of the window.

I want to watch Clover's head do a complete 360.

Ah.

Mmm.

-Don't speak.

Save the romance for later, Clover.

-Oh, no!

Aah!

-I can't believe it.

I'm totally freakin'!

I--

I gotta get back.

Oh, man!

Uh.

Uh, that girl, Mandy, was just like--

like kidnapped!

-Yay!

-But who would want to steal Mandy?

-Some half-frozen creepy guy.

-It's Gelee for sure.

-And he's got Mandy.

-Yeah, are we convinced this is a bad thing?

-Check.

[evil laughter]

-Settle down, it wasn't that exciting.

This is such a stupid game.

No wonder you like it.

-Silence.

-Huh?

-I've waited a long time for this rematch, Clover.

-Clover?

That is the nastiest thing anyone has ever called me.

I am not Clover, you polar freak!

I am Mandy!

-But the red outfit.

I thought that--

-Well, think again.

And try not to strain your brain.

OK, what is this thing called again?

-That is a pawn, my dear.

Something you have just become.

[evil laughter]

[whimpering]

-Huh?

What's that noise?

[shrieking]

-OK, weird.

MANDY (ON TAPE): Sam?

Alex?

Clover?

It's Mandy.

This Gelee guy says I am history if you three freaks

don't save me.

I would cry, but it's so cold my tears would freeze.

And besides, I really don't want to run my mascara.

Help me, please!

-I think it's a setup.

Gelee wants us to find Mandy.

-And what Gelee wants is of utmost importance to us why?

-Look, I know Mandy isn't our favorite person, but she

doesn't deserve whatever Gelee has in store for her.

Besides, think of it this way.

If we save Mandy, she'll owe us big time.

-OK.

So how do we find them?

-Well, we could trace Mandy's yapping with our

ultra-sensitive earring communicators.

-Good idea.

We'll get the best reception at the top of the mountain.

Come on, girls, we've got a villain to catch.

-Yeah, and another one to save.

MANDY (OFFSCREEN): No way, I am not playing any more chess!

-As my hostage, you are in no position to refuse.

Besides, it's rude.

-Uh, well excuse me if getting kidnapped was not on my to-do

list today.

Besides, you're not even good at this game.

-You will play chess, and you will like it.

-Read my chapped lips.

No!

-Ow!

That voice!

My ears!

My ears!

Ugh, do these earrings have a mute button?

-It sounds like Mandy's mouth is exactly due south.

-Great work, girls.

There's Gelee's lair, right on the other

side of this mountain.

Come on, it's almost dark.

-Our all-weather fleece ultra-lights will get

us there in a jiff.

-I should be lip-locked with Todd right now, not suffering

from wind burn.

-Ah, Sam, Alex!

Clover.

-Quiet.

-Hurry up!

[gasps]

-We're trying.

It-- it's just, uh, we're stuck.

[grunting and straining]

-Ah, how nice to see you three again.

-Huh?

-"Again"?

You know this guy?

-Hardly.

You're not still obsessing on that lame freeze-the-world

plan, are you?

-Indeed, I am.

But first, there's something important I must get.

-A less pathetic social life?

-Revenge!

-Um, Doc Gelee, remember how you wanted an ice queen?

How about you let us go, and we'll give you Mandy?

-Clover!

-Not even having you as my ice queen could make me give up my

plot for revenge.

With a push of this button, the snow-makers above this

cabin will explode, triggering a monstrous avalanche.

-We're so flattened.

-Huh?

-Huh?

-You won't be needing these.

I bid you all adieu.

-OK, Clover, how long ago did you date that loser, and how

did you end it, because he seriously needs closure.

-Bye-bye, Spies.

-Oh, this is it!

We're history!

Aaah!

Ah!

Ow.

That hurt.

-Clover.

-What?

It was to calm her down.

Is that so wrong?

-No, but primping in a crisis is.

-Hello, who's primping?

I pocketed my laser lipstick before Gelee

bolted with our backpacks.

[shrieking]

-This whole thing is my fault.

I'm being punished for being so horrible.

If I get out of this alive, I'll never

call you another name.

-Thanks, I think.

-Or make fun of your clothes.

-What's wrong with our clothes?

-Or steal your boyfriend.

-OK, now you're speaking my language.

It's a deal.

-Oof!

-Aah!

-Alex, you take care of Mandy.

Clover and I will go after Gelee.

-Where did you get those rad boots?

-From W.O.O.H.P.-- uh, buh, Switzerland.

They're the next trend in winter wear.

[screaming]

-Ow!

Black and blue are not my best colors.

Can't we slow down?

Aah!

-Not if we want to win this race.

-Race?

What race?

-Hold on tight, girlfriend!

[cheering]

-That's awesome!

Whoa!

-Hey, hey!

-Oh, no!

Eek!

-Hup!

-Wow, cool.

-Give it up, girls.

No one beats Todd.

-That's weird.

Did he just refer to himself in the third person?

-Yeah, which is exactly where he's finishing in this race--

behind the two of us.

-Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Oof!

[cheering]

-Your escape was a lucky break, but you girls are still

no match for me.

-Looks like you're wrong, Gelee.

-We've got you cornered.

[laughter]

-Think again.

-He's using our gadgets against us!

[shrieking]

-Whoa!

[evil laughter]

[screaming]

-Oof!

Good catch, Jer.

-Yes.

I wish I could say the same for you.

-Well, we're trying, but Gelee took our backpacks, and we're

one woman short.

-If at first you don't succeed,

Spies, try, try, again.

-Whoa!

-The first place trophy goes to Alex and

her co-rider, Mandy.

[cheering]

-Yeah!

What happened?

What's wrong?

-Gelee got away.

We lost him.

-This trophy looks cheesy.

Do you think it's really gold-plated?

It could be bronze painted gold.

-Huh?

Clover, Alex!

-Huh?

-What?

Aah!

Ugh!

-Am I dreaming, or did Mandy just save us?

-Oh, take it from me.

Alex totally out-boarded that conceited Todd.

-Wow, you guys, look.

My camera must have been on when we were chasing Gelee in

the avalanche.

I got some stellar shots after all.

-Sammie, that's awesome.

-Everything worked out perfectly.

And now we're all going to be BFFs.

-Best friends forever?

-Shall we take a relaxing soak, girlfriends?

[gasps]

-Hey, uh, I didn't notice before, but you're pretty easy

on the eyes.

Mind if I join you?

-Um, sorry, Todd, I'm not interested in recycled goods.

-Oh, you devious, horrible person.

-What are you talking about?

-Oh, now it's clear.

You had me kidnapped so you could

have Todd all to yourself.

I see right through your little game of hard to get.

-Earth to Mandy, Clover risked her life to save you.

We all did.

-I bet you three were in cahoots with that icy wacko.

I mean, he knew all your names.

I should have never trusted you wannabees.

-All we want to be is friends.

-Hmph!

Sorry, I don't associate with two-faced backstabbers.

Girls, I am moving into your room for

the rest of our vacation.

But I need my own bed.

-That friendship was short-lived.

-We should have left her up on the mountain.

-Look on the upside, girls.

We accomplished our mission.

-True, Gelee is gone for good.

-Not that mission, Sammie.

Hmm.

We finally got Mandy out of our room.

[cheering and laughter]