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[music playing]

THEME SONG: Here we go.

We're getting on the road, 'till we stop.

And then we'll shop.

So 1, 2, 3 now baby.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a mission undercover.

And we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Totally Spies, get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[music playing]

[swoop]

[roar]

[zap]

-Ah!

[zap]

[music playing]

-[panting]

Huh?

[beep]

-Congratulations, gentleman.

S.P.I. Is now ready for business.

[music playing]

-I can't believe we're actually at the mall.

It feels like forever since we've been here.

-Totally.

I mean being spies is fun and all.

But it really eats up your time.

-What are you two complaining about?

Didn't we go to Paris last weekend?

-Uh, Sam.

We went to Paris to stop some international wacko from

licking paint off of all the greatest works art, which, by

the way, was totally gross.

-[gasps]

No way!

Chic Boutique is hiring part-time!

-[gasps]

Every girl who's ever worked at Chic Boutique has gone on

to become a supermodel.

-I know.

Our destiny as fashion icons awaits us.

-Whoa.

Hello.

Weren't you just talking about not having a lot of spare time

on your hands?

[zip]

-Sammy, for Chic Boutique, you make time.

-Hm?

[bell on door rings]

CLOVER (OFFSCREEN): Hi.

We're here for the part-time jobs.

-Here are your Chic Boutique handbooks.

I suggest you study them for your interviews.

-Huh?

Interviews?

-Handbooks?

Um, couldn't you just give us the jobs?

I mean, we're like, totally, your best customers.

-Yeah.

Right.

You and every other girl in Beverly Hills.

-(CLOVER AND ALEX TOGETHER) Huh?

-It looks like you girls have some competition.

-Come on, Alex.

Nothing is going to get in the way of us becoming

supermodels.

We have some serious studying to do.

[whoosh]

[screams]

-Whoa!

[zap]

-Ah!

-Oh!

-Is it me, or does the way we get WOOHPed sometimes defy the

laws of physics?

-Not to mention the laws of etiquette.

-Time to focus, ladies.

We're currently en route to London to capture some

criminals who have stolen the world's

largest supply of diamonds.

And now, for your gadgets.

For this mission, we have helmets with infrared

capability, titanium drill-heeled boots, laser

lipstick and a new gadget the WOOHP labs just invented,

anti-gravity propulsion rings.

-Wow!

-Ah!

Ah!

-Whoa!

-Ah!

-Good luck, ladies.

And remember, WOOHP is counting on you.

[click]

[whoosh]

-Ah!

[whoosh]

[parachutes rustling in wind]

-All right, girls.

Let's do a systems check.

-Infrared helmet, check.

Boy, it does get dark early in London.

-Turn your helmet around, Alex.

-Oh!

That's much better.

Check.

Hey, I just remembered.

Chic Boutique's main store is in the London mall.

What do you guys say we wrap this thing up fast and head

over there to see if they'll give us some pointers?

-That's a great idea, Clover.

[alarm]

-Diamond thieves at 9:00 sharp!

[zoom]

-Whoa!

-Who was that?

-I don't know, but they're headed for the diamond

thieves' truck.

[zoom]

[zap]

[zap]

[zap]

[crash]

[gasps]

-Did you see that?

-Uh-huh.

And that news crew caught the whole thing on video.

[gunfire]

[zip]

[clunk]

-[yells]

-We are standing just outside of London where an incredible

new anti-crime organization has just captured

heavily-armed diamond smugglers.

Let's now go to their spokesperson, Geraldine Husk.

-Good afternoon, everyone.

We are Super Protection International,

or S.P.I. for short.

And you have just witnessed the future of international

crime fighting.

-The future of international crime fighting?

So what does that make us?

Chopped liver?

-Uh, and now, if you all will excuse us, we must get these

criminals to our maximum security holding facility.

-I wonder if Jerry knows about S.P.I. We'd

better give him a call.

-I'm already here, girls.

-(IN UNISON) Jerry!

[thunk]

-I noticed something amiss so I landed the plane.

And as for the existence of S.P.I., I'm afraid I'm as

surprised as the rest of you.

-Those S.P.I. agents are like so cute.

[music playing]

-Hi.

I'm Clover.

I'm a spy too.

Maybe we could get together sometime and swap stories and

phone numbers.

-Out of my way.

-Huh?

-Excuse us.

-So, um, I'll talk to you later then?

Ah!

Ah!

[thump]

[rattle]

[angry cries from crowd]

-Whoa.

Did you guys see that creepy tattoo?

-Oh!

Whoa!

-Sorry, Sam.

-Whoa!

-I was too busy watching out for Clover's drool.

So what do we do now, Jerry?

-Well, it looks like we're no longer needed here.

I guess we should all go home.

[music playing]

--where an incredible new anti-crime organization just

captured heavily-armed diamond smugglers.

-This is too weird.

S.P.I. Was virtually unknown before today.

And now they're all over the news.

-Well, I personally think we should be glad that another

organization almost as good as WOOHP and super cute is around

to pick up some of the slack.

-Yeah.

Having S.P.I. around gives us more free time, which I

totally need if I'm ever going to memorize this

Chic Boutique handbook.

Now let's see, the manager's out.

The cash register won't open.

And we've run out of brown suede chic pumps.

What do you do?

Uh, tell everyone we're closed?

-No, Alex.

It's a trick question.

Chic Boutique doesn't sell any color but black.

-Oh, right.

I knew that.

I think.

[call tone]

-(IN UNISON) Huh?

[tweet]

[bleep]

-Sorry to interrupt you girls, but we have an emergency.

We've just received an advance tip that a weapons plant in

Los Alamos, New Mexico is about to be infiltrated.

-So much for more free time.

[bleep]

-(IN UNISON) Ah!

[crash]

[music playing]

[whoosh]

(IN UNISON) Ah!

[crash]

-Oh!

-Aw!

[crowd cheering]

-Look!

It' S.P.I. And Geraldine's giving another press

conference.

[crowd cheering]

-And they would have gotten away with it too, if it

weren't for the incredible ability of S.P.I.

-I don't get it.

S.P.I. beat us again.

-[gasps]

Did you see that?

-Yeah.

If I looked that hairy in a dress, I'd probably turn to a

life of crime too.

-No, Alex.

That woman had a tattoo just like the one I saw on the

diamond thief.

-So?

Lots of people have similar tattoos.

-Hi.

It's me again.

I just wanted to thank you guys personally for picking up

some of our slack.

Oh.

All right.

I was willing to forgive it first time out of professional

courtesy, but that was just totally rude.

-Ah!

-Aw.

CROWD (OFFSCREEN): [chanting]

S.P.I.!

S.P.I.!

S.P.I.!

S.P.I.!

-Anybody beginning to feel a little like chopped liver?

-Yeah.

Maybe S.P.I. Is better than WOOHP.

-[sighs]

-Come on, guys.

-[crying]

-I guess there's no reason to stay around here.

-I don't know about you guys, but I am so glad

to be back at school.

This whole spy thing is totally weirding me out.

-(IN UNISON) Ah!

-And it's just got even weirder.

-All right, it's official.

The whole world has gone insane.

-Let me guess.

You guys didn't know it was S.P.I. Appreciation Day?

It is like so typical of you losers to be out of the loop.

-S.P.I. Appreciation Day?

-Hey, everyone.

S.P.I. just solved a major coup on Sanbanana Island!

CROWD : Oh, sweet.

Dude, S.P.I. is so cool.

I love that.

Check it out.

-I don't get it.

Why didn't Jerry call us about the coup on Sanbanana?

-Well, it could have something to do with the fact that

Jerry's line has been totally disconnected.

[click]

[thunk]

-(IN UNISON) [gasps]

Ah!

Ah!

Uh!

-Jer!

What's going on?

-I'm afraid I have some bad news, girls.

-(IN UNISON) Huh?

-S.P.I.'s efficiency has put WOOHP out of business.

-(IN UNISON) What?

-How is that even possible?

-The fact is, S.P.I. just out-spied us.

-Does that mean we're not spies any more?

-I'm afraid so.

In fact, we'll probably never see each other again.

[sad music]

SAM (OFFSCREEN): (GASPS) No.

[sad music]

-Wow.

Even though you were a major pain sometimes, Jer, we're

totally going to miss you.

-Yes.

Well, if you will excuse me, I've got something in my eye.

[sad music]

-I can't believe this is happening.

-Well, I guess there's no reason for us to hang around.

-This must be footage from the coup S.P.I. thwarted on

Sanbanana Island.

Hm.

There's something about these gorillas that looks familiar.

-Coming, Sam?

-You guys go ahead.

I'll catch up to you later.

-Suit yourself.

We might as well get home and try on our outfits for our

Chic Boutique interviews.

-I guess.

I mean, it's not like we've got anything else to do.

[clicking on keyboard]

-This image magnification machine should

give me some answers.

[computer sounds]

-Just as I thought.

These tattoos are identical.

Now to test their voices.

[computer sounds]

FROM COMPUTER: Out of my way.

And they would have gotten away with it too.

-And again, at the same pitch.

FROM COMPUTER: --my way.

--away with it.

--away with it.

-Bingo!

They're the same person.

I think this calls for a visit to S.P.I.

[music playing]

-Eh!

[music playing]

[buzz]

[crack]

-Uh!

This must be Geraldine's office.

[music playing]

-[gasps]

[music playing]

-Whew, that was close.

[music playing]

-Hm.

That's odd.

Why would S.P.I. I have schematics of all three crime

scenes that they thwarted, unless they committed the

crimes themselves.

[music playing]

-Hm?

[music playing]

-The diamond thieves.

-My plan to put WOOHP out of business has worked perfectly.

And now the world is at our mercy.

It's time to go to Phase 2.

Prepare the jets.

-Right away, boss.

[music playing]

-I totally can't decide between this black silk top

and wool skirt or this black wool top and silk skirt.

[music playing]

-Hello.

Earth to Alex.

Come in, Alex.

-Sorry, Clover.

I guess I'm still in shock about the whole WOOHP thing.

-Well, snap out of it.

We've got a major fashion crisis going on here.

[phone rings]

-Hello?

-Hm?

-Clover, it's Sam.

S.P.I. is up to something really evil.

You guys have to come to their headquarters right away.

-Look, Sam.

You're like totally going to have to let go of

this whole spy thing.

It's like so not healthy.

-No, clover.

You have to listen to me.

[crash]

-Whoa!

[static]

-Sam?

I think Sam's officially gone off the deep end.

-We better stop her before she does something crazy.

[music playing]

-Uh, hello.

[music playing]

-The jets are ready, boss.

-Excellent.

Well, what have we here?

It looks like we're about to have more guests.

[music playing]

-I'm a very busy woman, so please tell me quickly what it

is that I can do for you girls.

-Well, uh, you see, our friend, Sam, has this crazy

idea that you guys are evil.

-Actually, our friend, Sam, is having a little trouble coping

with not being a spy any more.

-Huh?

-And well, we're just wondering if

you've seen her around.

-No.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

-Clover, look.

It's Sam's compowder.

-In that case, we'd better get going.

-[gasps]

[zing]

[bam]

-Ah!

[zap]

[zing]

-Ah!

A clothes-shrinking ray!

-Pre-shrunk, my butt!

[music playing]

-[grunting]

-Comfy, girls?

-Well, now that you mention it, I could use a latte.

-Sorry.

Fresh out.

You lucky girls are going to be the first to test our

G-force trainer at full speed.

-Oh, thanks, but we'll pass.

-Or how about we start with the A-force trainer and work

our way up?

-Mm.

-Why are you doing this?

-I wanted to be a WOOHP spy, but apparently wasn't goody

goody enough to make the cut.

So I started S.P.I. to put WOOHP out of business.

And now that there's no one to stop me, I'll be emptying out

all the world's money reserves.

-You'll never get away with it.

-Oh, I beg to differ.

When I turn this switch to full power, you'll become part

of the permanent upholstery of our G-force trainer cockpit.

[music playing]

-(IN UNISON) Whoa!

-But I don't wanna be upholstery!

-Especially not a polyester blend.

-Let's try to kick the top off.

One, two, three!

-Ha!

-Ha!

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

-It's getting faster.

-We'd better think of something quick.

-But what?

All we have left is a laser lipstick.

-Alex, that's perfect.

Point the laser at the cockpit panel and fire.

-[grunting]

[zap]

[alarm beeping]

[boom]

-(IN UNISON) [screams]

[sizzle]

-Ah!

[whoosh]

-Let's get out of here.

Time to show Geraldine a little WOOHP action.

-Wait!

Shouldn't one of us press the Distress button on our

compowders, just in case Jerry's listening?

-Great idea, Alex.

[zap]

-Ow!

[zap]

[zap]

[clunk]

[fizz]

[music playing]

[swoosh]

-Ha!

-Oh!

-Ah!

-Ah!

-Now to kick some S.P.I. butt.

[gasps]

[music playing]

-Huh?

[music playing]

[whooshing sounds]

[music playing]

[whooshing sounds]

[whooshing sounds]

[laughing]

-Yeah!

-Ah!

Ah!

[crack]

-Ah!

[zap]

-Ah!

[zap]

-Whoa!

-It looks like somebody's going to be doing some new

clothes shopping in prison.

-(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Come on!

We've got to stop the jet from taking off.

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

[music playing]

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

-We're too late!

-We've got to find some way to stop them.

[music playing]

-Ha!

Maybe this thing will help.

-Careful, Alex.

[gunfire]

-Ah!

[gunfire]

[whoosh]

[whoosh]

[zoom]

[zoom]

[bang]

-Ah!

-Ah!

Ah!

[rumble]

[crash]

-Way to go, Alex.

Now turn it around and shoot the other jet.

[zap]

-Ah!

Oh!

-Quick.

Everyone into my jet.

We can still make it to the Federal reserve.

[zap]

[zap]

[crack]

[crash]

-What about those annoying girls?

-Don't worry.

In a few moments, they'll get a big surprise when this place

blows sky high.

[beep]

[beep]

[beep]

-[gasps]

Uh, girls, I think we have a bigger problem.

-Huh?

-Huh?

GIRLS IN UNISON (OFFSCREEN): A bomb!

[beep]

[beep]

-Quick, into that flying saucer.

[boom]

[zing]

[whooshing noises]

GIRLS IN UNISON (OFFSCREEN): Whoa!

-That was close.

Hey.

It looks like they disappeared.

-I think we passed them.

[zoom]

-And look.

They're flying upside-down to show off.

That is so rude.

-That's not them flying upside-down.

-(IN UNISON) Ah!

SAM (OFFSCREEN): Hang on.

I hope this works.

[whoosh]

-Have a nice trip, girls.

[crash]

-[gasps]

[sizzle]

-Oh!

[gasps]

-I wouldn't write WOOHP off so easily, if I were you.

-I don't know how you escaped from that rocket saucer.

But no matter.

My S.P.I. Agents won't let you off so easily.

[music playing]

-Yeah!

Ah!

Ah!

-Ah!

-Ugh!

-Ah!

-Ah!

[thunk]

-[gasps]

-Whoa!

-Ah!

Yeah!

-Ah!

[grunts]

-[grunts]

-Whoa!

[ting]

-Ah!

These guys are really good.

-I think they already know that, Sam.

-And to think we never even got a chance to test these

ugly rings.

-Huh?

Alex, you're a genius.

I totally forgot about the anti-gravity propulsion rings.

[music playing]

-Ah!

-Ah!

[whoosh]

[zing]

[whoosh]

[swish]

-Ah!

Yeah!

-Ah!

Dah!

[zing]

-Ha!

Yeah!

-[grunt]

-[grunt]

[zing]

-Whoa!

-Whoa!

-Oh!

-Oh!

-That'll teach you to be rude to us.

-Uh, guys, since we tied up Geraldine, who's flying the

plane?

-(IN UNISON) Ah!

[zoom]

[beeps]

-(IN UNISON) Ah!

[zoom]

-(IN UNISON) Ah!

Whoa!

-Excellent job, spies.

How can we ever repay you?

-(IN UNISON) Jerry!

[music playing]

-Having a good time, girls?

-Yes.

-Totally.

-Thanks, Jer.

It was so cool of Jerry to give us this vacation to thank

us for saving WOOHP.

-And you what?

In all the excitement, I totally forgot about those

silly Chic Boutique jobs.

-Yeah.

Who needs part-time jobs when you're a full-time

international spy?

-Do you think Jer will refill our sodas again, if we

ask him real nice?

-Where did he go?

[whoosh]

-[gasps]

[zing]

-(IN UNISON) Hey!

-Sorry, girls.

We had a sudden emergency in Siberia.

-(IN UNISON) Siberia!

[wind blowing]

-Well, at least we won't have to study some silly handbook.