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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,164 --> 00:00:07,266 - Oh, oh! - [splattering] 2 00:00:07,367 --> 00:00:08,734 - [shrieking, chomping] - [screaming] 3 00:00:08,834 --> 00:00:11,303 Everybody's favorite skanky demon Ruby is back, 4 00:00:11,404 --> 00:00:12,872 and she's yanking Brandy's chain. 5 00:00:12,972 --> 00:00:15,493 - [sobbing] Let me go. - We need to kill her. Now. 6 00:00:15,562 --> 00:00:16,629 We need a Kandarian dagger. 7 00:00:16,681 --> 00:00:17,810 Guys, I found it! 8 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:19,879 I think we need to get out of here right now. 9 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,647 - Run! - [yelling, gunshot] 10 00:00:21,747 --> 00:00:23,883 Dalton! No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 11 00:00:23,983 --> 00:00:25,084 It was Pablo. 12 00:00:25,184 --> 00:00:27,587 - Pablo did this to you? - [growling, engine revving] 13 00:00:27,687 --> 00:00:29,589 - [smashing] - [grunts] 14 00:00:31,123 --> 00:00:32,792 What the hell are you doing in my house, creep-o? 15 00:00:32,892 --> 00:00:34,894 Enjoying the company of the granddaughter 16 00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:36,228 I never knew I had. 17 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:38,664 - [buzzing] - [wailing] 18 00:00:38,764 --> 00:00:39,665 Ah! 19 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:41,634 I wish you were the one that was dead. 20 00:00:41,734 --> 00:00:44,203 I didn't even kill him, because he's already dead! 21 00:00:44,303 --> 00:00:45,571 [door slamming] 22 00:00:46,906 --> 00:00:48,173 [chainsaw buzzing] 23 00:00:48,273 --> 00:00:49,709 [splattering] 24 00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:54,346 - [sighing] - [electricity buzzing] 25 00:00:54,447 --> 00:00:55,815 - Oh! - [whirring weakly] 26 00:00:57,116 --> 00:00:58,183 Come on. 27 00:00:58,283 --> 00:00:59,585 Come on. Let go. 28 00:00:59,685 --> 00:01:02,388 Pablo, you and those cheap imported parts! 29 00:01:02,488 --> 00:01:04,563 - [can clattering] - [sighing] 30 00:01:04,626 --> 00:01:06,191 Jesus. 31 00:01:06,291 --> 00:01:07,954 [head squishing] 32 00:01:08,071 --> 00:01:09,294 Nice try, Ruby. 33 00:01:09,395 --> 00:01:10,730 You think I'm stupid? 34 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:13,666 You think I don't know my own father when I see him? 35 00:01:13,766 --> 00:01:14,900 MAN'S VOICE: Poor Ashley. 36 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:18,504 Life just keeps serving up the shit sandwichs. 37 00:01:18,604 --> 00:01:21,106 [eerie choral music] 38 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,542 Uh, speak of the devil. 39 00:01:22,642 --> 00:01:25,010 What are you doing here, Pop? 40 00:01:25,110 --> 00:01:26,546 I don't know. 41 00:01:26,646 --> 00:01:29,281 Something disturbed my grave, pulled me back. 42 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,250 I always wanted to be a ghost. 43 00:01:31,350 --> 00:01:32,452 Well, it's nice to see you. 44 00:01:32,552 --> 00:01:34,487 Even though I'm looking through you. 45 00:01:34,587 --> 00:01:35,988 [chuckling] Cool, huh? 46 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:39,525 Whoa! 47 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,226 What the hell is this? 48 00:01:41,326 --> 00:01:42,928 Ah, it's pretty convoluted. 49 00:01:43,028 --> 00:01:45,397 Ruby was using you to make me look bad 50 00:01:45,498 --> 00:01:47,332 in front of my daughter. 51 00:01:47,433 --> 00:01:48,468 Well, it looks like she succeeded. 52 00:01:48,568 --> 00:01:49,735 [whispering] Yeah. 53 00:01:49,835 --> 00:01:51,671 Oh, hold on there, did you say daughter? 54 00:01:51,771 --> 00:01:54,406 Yeah. I just found out a few days ago. 55 00:01:54,507 --> 00:01:55,708 Her name is Brandy. 56 00:01:55,808 --> 00:01:59,311 - Well, look at you. My boy's a father. - [scoffs] 57 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:01,614 H-Hell, that makes me a grandfather. 58 00:02:01,714 --> 00:02:04,249 Damn, you miss so much when you're dead. 59 00:02:04,349 --> 00:02:05,785 [stammering] What's she like? 60 00:02:05,885 --> 00:02:08,287 - Stubborn as shit... - [flesh squishing] 61 00:02:08,387 --> 00:02:09,489 and she hates my guts. 62 00:02:09,589 --> 00:02:12,024 Well, she's smart. I like her already. 63 00:02:12,124 --> 00:02:13,926 Where is she? 64 00:02:14,026 --> 00:02:16,629 I don't know. She freaked out when she saw this. 65 00:02:16,729 --> 00:02:19,431 - [blood sloshing] - Called me a monster. 66 00:02:19,532 --> 00:02:22,334 Look, fatherhood ain't easy. 67 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:25,437 Lord knows, I learned the hard way. 68 00:02:25,538 --> 00:02:28,373 Uh, Ash, you remember the night I died? 69 00:02:28,474 --> 00:02:30,142 There's something I've kept from you. 70 00:02:30,242 --> 00:02:31,376 What is it, Pop? 71 00:02:31,477 --> 00:02:34,379 Something so vital, that... 72 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,881 the fabric of your life may begin... 73 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,583 [smashing] 74 00:02:37,683 --> 00:02:38,851 [horn honking, tires screeching] 75 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,486 How could I forget, cost me 300 bucks 76 00:02:40,586 --> 00:02:41,687 to get the fender pounded out. 77 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:43,322 You spent more on that damn fender 78 00:02:43,422 --> 00:02:45,157 than you did on my funeral, cheapskate. 79 00:02:45,257 --> 00:02:47,200 That's not true... ish. 80 00:02:47,278 --> 00:02:48,696 Well, it's still a shit way to go. 81 00:02:48,828 --> 00:02:50,429 Anyway, this is way bigger than your fender. 82 00:02:50,530 --> 00:02:51,697 Okay, so tell me. 83 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,398 Oh, no. I'm not going to tell you. 84 00:02:53,499 --> 00:02:54,734 I want to show you. 85 00:02:56,168 --> 00:02:58,237 ♪ 86 00:02:59,304 --> 00:03:00,740 [engine rumbling] 87 00:03:05,444 --> 00:03:06,979 [engine stops] 88 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,822 Ash, Pablo is dick deep in trouble... 89 00:03:19,124 --> 00:03:20,760 Oh, shit. 90 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,364 Ash? 91 00:03:25,464 --> 00:03:28,333 [sighs] Fuck. 92 00:03:28,433 --> 00:03:30,269 Anybody home? 93 00:03:32,471 --> 00:03:33,873 [floorboard creaking] 94 00:03:36,642 --> 00:03:39,845 If you're a Deadite, I'm in no fucking mood. 95 00:03:41,781 --> 00:03:44,116 - [loud creaking] - [gasping] 96 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:46,919 Ah! Brandy. 97 00:03:48,220 --> 00:03:49,388 I forgot my phone. 98 00:03:49,488 --> 00:03:51,090 But you're okay? 99 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:52,371 Okay? 100 00:03:52,442 --> 00:03:55,235 Ash just sliced open some guy I thought was my grandfather 101 00:03:55,327 --> 00:03:56,696 with a chainsaw. 102 00:03:56,796 --> 00:03:59,231 I'm so far from okay, I don't even know what okay is. 103 00:03:59,331 --> 00:04:03,135 Makes high school seem a lot less awful, am I right? 104 00:04:03,235 --> 00:04:04,269 Okay, where's Ash? 105 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,738 I don't know. 106 00:04:05,838 --> 00:04:07,973 And no offense, but I've had enough 107 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:10,475 of my delusional old man, and his muchachos. 108 00:04:10,576 --> 00:04:12,411 I'm getting my shit, and I'm getting out of here. 109 00:04:12,511 --> 00:04:14,614 Hold up, Daria. Okay? 110 00:04:14,714 --> 00:04:16,415 Bodies are dropping left and right, 111 00:04:16,515 --> 00:04:17,750 some of them friends of mine, 112 00:04:17,850 --> 00:04:20,285 and since this has something to do with you, 113 00:04:20,385 --> 00:04:22,855 I need you to stay close. 114 00:04:22,955 --> 00:04:24,924 How do you even deal with him? 115 00:04:25,024 --> 00:04:26,458 I mean, I don't really have a choice, 116 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,060 because he's my father, but you... 117 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,863 Ash may be a perverted drunk with racist tendencies, 118 00:04:30,963 --> 00:04:33,065 but he has his moments. 119 00:04:38,604 --> 00:04:40,740 [rock ballad playing over stereo] 120 00:04:42,441 --> 00:04:44,076 Evil killed my parents, too. 121 00:04:45,711 --> 00:04:47,146 I'm sorry. 122 00:04:47,246 --> 00:04:51,016 Yeah, well, I passed go on that horror show a long time ago. 123 00:04:52,618 --> 00:04:54,286 Ash is probably at the hardware store, right? 124 00:04:54,386 --> 00:04:55,655 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 125 00:04:55,755 --> 00:04:57,089 - [engine revving] - [both screaming] 126 00:04:58,758 --> 00:05:00,760 - [shattering] - [suspenseful music playing] 127 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:04,643 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 128 00:05:04,697 --> 00:05:06,431 - [evil laughter] - Pablo! 129 00:05:06,531 --> 00:05:07,867 - Whoo! - Pablo! 130 00:05:07,967 --> 00:05:10,102 [in demonic voice] You're up way past your bedtime! 131 00:05:10,202 --> 00:05:11,303 Brandy, run! 132 00:05:11,403 --> 00:05:13,438 - [muffled] Uh, I can't! - Hold on! 133 00:05:13,538 --> 00:05:15,775 - [yelling] - [tires screeching] 134 00:05:15,875 --> 00:05:17,743 - [smashing] - [Kelly grunting] 135 00:05:19,611 --> 00:05:21,413 - [growling] - [clattering] 136 00:05:21,513 --> 00:05:23,582 Young virgin meat! 137 00:05:23,683 --> 00:05:26,318 - [snarling] - [grunting] 138 00:05:26,418 --> 00:05:27,853 - [chomping] - [both screaming] 139 00:05:29,755 --> 00:05:31,623 - Fuck! - [flesh ripping] 140 00:05:32,491 --> 00:05:34,694 - [wailing] - So moist... 141 00:05:34,794 --> 00:05:36,261 - and soft! - ♪ I'm all out of love ♪ 142 00:05:36,361 --> 00:05:38,931 - [grunting, screaming] - ♪ What am I without you ♪ 143 00:05:39,031 --> 00:05:40,199 Brandy! 144 00:05:40,299 --> 00:05:41,633 ♪ I can't be too late ♪ 145 00:05:41,734 --> 00:05:44,336 - ♪ I know I was so wrong ♪ - [smashing] 146 00:05:44,436 --> 00:05:45,671 ♪ I'm all out of love... ♪ 147 00:05:45,771 --> 00:05:47,907 - Shit! - [both yelling] 148 00:05:48,007 --> 00:05:50,642 - Come on! Ah! - [tires screeching] 149 00:05:52,477 --> 00:05:55,147 - [wailing] - [engine sputtering] 150 00:05:57,382 --> 00:05:58,483 KELLY: Where is he? 151 00:05:58,583 --> 00:06:00,820 [panting] Where did he go? 152 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:03,555 Shit. Where's the dagger? 153 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,790 It fell. I... 154 00:06:04,890 --> 00:06:06,658 [grunts] Got it. 155 00:06:11,396 --> 00:06:13,498 - [banging] - [both screaming] 156 00:06:13,598 --> 00:06:15,300 Go to the trailer! 157 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,802 - Run! - Where you going?! 158 00:06:16,902 --> 00:06:20,873 Run! Run! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 159 00:06:20,973 --> 00:06:22,775 - [smashing, clattering] - [shrieking] 160 00:06:24,109 --> 00:06:25,878 That was just the appetizer! 161 00:06:25,978 --> 00:06:28,280 I'm ready for the main course! 162 00:06:28,380 --> 00:06:29,581 - [grunting] - [pounding] 163 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,850 What the hell happened to him? 164 00:06:30,950 --> 00:06:32,284 It's not his fault. 165 00:06:32,384 --> 00:06:35,020 Evil fucked him, like it fucked everything. 166 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:36,889 - Ah! - [clattering, both gasping] 167 00:06:36,989 --> 00:06:38,190 He's going to get in! 168 00:06:38,290 --> 00:06:40,826 Maybe, but not through the windows. 169 00:06:40,926 --> 00:06:44,463 Ash upgraded this piece of shit with bulletproof glass. 170 00:06:44,563 --> 00:06:46,631 - [gasping] - [evil laughter] 171 00:06:46,732 --> 00:06:50,135 I can bang, bang, bang, all night long! 172 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:51,871 Shit! I left my cell in the truck. 173 00:06:51,971 --> 00:06:54,039 - Give me yours. - Mine's dead. 174 00:06:54,139 --> 00:06:55,140 Ah! 175 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:56,508 - [loud smashing] - [both gasping] 176 00:06:56,608 --> 00:06:59,144 If you don't let me in, I'll huff... 177 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,312 and I'll puff... 178 00:07:00,412 --> 00:07:04,016 and I'll blow this fucking trailer apart! 179 00:07:04,116 --> 00:07:05,751 - [clattering] - What are we supposed to do? 180 00:07:05,851 --> 00:07:07,753 Just wait until Ash comes back and saves us? 181 00:07:07,853 --> 00:07:09,955 I don't think that's a plan. 182 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,324 ["Christmas Time Is Here" instrumental music playing] 183 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,629 Okay, what's with the snow? 184 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:18,964 And why is it daylight all of a sudden? 185 00:07:19,064 --> 00:07:21,967 - What? Did I pass out? - No... you didn't pass out. 186 00:07:22,067 --> 00:07:24,503 Well, what happened to all my Ashy Slashy stuff? 187 00:07:24,603 --> 00:07:25,905 Uh, this is the past. 188 00:07:26,005 --> 00:07:28,107 Look, I'm showing you a memory. 189 00:07:28,207 --> 00:07:29,274 My memory. 190 00:07:29,374 --> 00:07:30,776 Come on. 191 00:07:32,812 --> 00:07:34,446 [air whooshing] 192 00:07:34,546 --> 00:07:35,915 [banging] Ah! 193 00:07:39,018 --> 00:07:42,721 Wow. Talk about "two steps back." 194 00:07:42,822 --> 00:07:44,890 Haven't you seen "It's a Wonderful Life"? 195 00:07:44,990 --> 00:07:47,426 Where an angel shows a guy his old life, 196 00:07:47,526 --> 00:07:48,994 so he can learn from the past. 197 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,195 Are you a ghost, or an angel? 198 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:51,696 What the hell difference does it make? 199 00:07:51,797 --> 00:07:53,265 The point is, I'm tryin' to show you something. 200 00:07:53,365 --> 00:07:54,533 Now just watch. 201 00:07:54,633 --> 00:07:58,070 - Whoa. - Ho, ho, ho, ho! 202 00:07:59,638 --> 00:08:01,673 - [chuckling] - Double vision. 203 00:08:01,773 --> 00:08:03,008 When was this? 204 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:05,310 Mm, 2012. 205 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:09,414 - [wind howling] - [door slamming] 206 00:08:15,187 --> 00:08:18,457 Mr. Williams? Brock Williams? 207 00:08:18,557 --> 00:08:20,960 If this is about my mortgage, the check's in the mail. 208 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:22,194 - No. I'm here... - Water? 209 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,795 - Electric? - No, I just want to know, 210 00:08:23,896 --> 00:08:26,165 is Ashley Joanna Williams your son? 211 00:08:26,265 --> 00:08:27,232 Oh, hell. 212 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,034 ASH: Thanks for that name, by the way. 213 00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:30,769 - That name gave you thick skin. - [inaudible speaking] 214 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:32,985 Yeah, thick from all the playground beatings. 215 00:08:33,047 --> 00:08:34,327 What are you crying about? 216 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:35,748 It did you good. Look at you now. 217 00:08:35,813 --> 00:08:36,842 Um, I guess. 218 00:08:36,914 --> 00:08:38,030 GARY:... and believe me, I wouldn't be here 219 00:08:38,108 --> 00:08:39,194 if it weren't a matter of life and death. 220 00:08:39,267 --> 00:08:41,256 - Uh... - Your son is in grave danger, 221 00:08:41,318 --> 00:08:42,920 targeted by an evil that threatens to... 222 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,616 An "evil?" Get lost, ding-dong. 223 00:08:44,716 --> 00:08:46,251 I'm trying to sell hardware here. 224 00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:47,519 Way to warn me. 225 00:08:47,619 --> 00:08:50,655 Uh, for all I know, he could've been a porn salesman. 226 00:08:50,755 --> 00:08:52,357 You need to see this. 227 00:08:52,457 --> 00:08:54,459 These pages were torn from a book of evil 228 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,061 known as the Necronomicon. 229 00:08:56,161 --> 00:08:58,397 Centuries ago, my ancestors fought and died, 230 00:08:58,497 --> 00:09:01,766 to keep this away from the forces of darkness. 231 00:09:01,867 --> 00:09:03,135 Son of a bitch. 232 00:09:03,235 --> 00:09:04,904 The guy's got the lost pages. 233 00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:06,805 You mean that "book" crap was for real? 234 00:09:06,906 --> 00:09:08,307 - Ding-dong. - BROCK: Uh, hold on. 235 00:09:08,407 --> 00:09:09,808 Uh, who did you say you were with? 236 00:09:09,909 --> 00:09:11,743 We call ourselves the Knights of Sumeria. 237 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,345 The who with the huh? 238 00:09:13,445 --> 00:09:15,080 [laughing] That's exactly what I said! 239 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:16,715 - GARY: I know how this sounds... - Wait a second. 240 00:09:16,815 --> 00:09:18,601 I think Kelly is bonking one of those guys. 241 00:09:18,664 --> 00:09:20,452 ...but I believe a Dark One has taken human form 242 00:09:20,552 --> 00:09:22,287 to walk the Earth, searching for the Book. 243 00:09:22,387 --> 00:09:24,023 If the demon finds it, it's a sign 244 00:09:24,123 --> 00:09:25,190 that the end of times are near. 245 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,826 Dark One? He's talking about Ruby. 246 00:09:27,927 --> 00:09:29,161 - Who? - Sasquatch. 247 00:09:29,261 --> 00:09:30,782 Oh, Ruby. 248 00:09:30,859 --> 00:09:32,538 GARY: But these pages also hold the secret 249 00:09:32,631 --> 00:09:33,865 to destroying this evil, 250 00:09:33,966 --> 00:09:35,000 and your son is the key. 251 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,236 I have to find him before it's too late. 252 00:09:37,336 --> 00:09:38,837 Well, you listen up, boy. 253 00:09:38,938 --> 00:09:42,041 My son babbled on about "evil" just like you. 254 00:09:42,141 --> 00:09:45,210 It ruined his life. It ruined my family's life. 255 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:46,946 Now Ashley may have turned and run 256 00:09:47,046 --> 00:09:49,348 when he should have stayed and fought, 257 00:09:49,448 --> 00:09:52,217 but I'm sure as shit not siccing some nut bag 258 00:09:52,317 --> 00:09:54,819 preaching evil mumbo jumbo on him. 259 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:56,055 I got to talk to that guy! 260 00:09:56,155 --> 00:09:58,023 You can't. It's-it's a memory. 261 00:09:58,123 --> 00:10:00,859 But I'm not leaving until you tell me how I can find your son. 262 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,562 The fate of humanity hangs in the balance. 263 00:10:03,662 --> 00:10:05,965 Look, I'm fetching some supplies from downstairs. 264 00:10:06,065 --> 00:10:07,366 You got a cellar here? 265 00:10:07,466 --> 00:10:08,800 You better be gone when I come back, 266 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,369 or I'm going to let you have some 267 00:10:10,469 --> 00:10:12,737 of Ike & Tina Turner's Greatest Hits. 268 00:10:12,837 --> 00:10:14,739 Mr. Williams, I'm begging you. 269 00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:16,641 Yeah? Well, now you can do it in High C! 270 00:10:16,741 --> 00:10:18,944 - [groaning, yelling] - Ooh! 271 00:10:20,179 --> 00:10:22,347 [clattering echoing] 272 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:28,420 Hey, dipshit. You okay down there? 273 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:35,360 BOTH: Oh, boy. 274 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,896 ASH: Holy shit, he looks dead. 275 00:10:37,997 --> 00:10:40,899 Is he dead? Why am I asking you? 276 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,368 [wincing] 277 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,937 - [crickets chirping] - It's quiet. 278 00:10:46,038 --> 00:10:47,606 - Maybe he... [gasping] - [roaring] 279 00:10:47,706 --> 00:10:50,109 Let me in! I just want to play! 280 00:10:50,209 --> 00:10:51,743 The one time I actually need my dad, 281 00:10:51,843 --> 00:10:53,512 and he's probably out on a beer run. 282 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:56,548 Kelly, come on! It's me! 283 00:10:56,648 --> 00:10:59,051 Your powerful vagina. 284 00:10:59,151 --> 00:11:02,487 Yeah, right now you're my powerful pain in the ass! 285 00:11:02,587 --> 00:11:04,023 Check for something to hold him down. 286 00:11:04,123 --> 00:11:06,591 There's got to be duct tape, maybe some rope... 287 00:11:06,691 --> 00:11:07,926 How about guns and knives? 288 00:11:08,027 --> 00:11:09,928 No! That is Pablo out there. 289 00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:13,365 I don't want to kill him, I want to help him. 290 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:17,502 You find anything? 291 00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:19,638 There's nothing but nasty old man shit. 292 00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:22,474 God, I can't believe I share DNA with that dipshit. 293 00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:25,344 Okay, you know what? Time out for real talk. 294 00:11:25,444 --> 00:11:27,079 I know it seems like Ash ruined your life. 295 00:11:27,170 --> 00:11:28,879 - [snarling] Kel. - Okay, maybe he has a little bit, 296 00:11:28,958 --> 00:11:31,416 but, everything he's done since he knew you existed 297 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:32,917 was to protect you. 298 00:11:33,018 --> 00:11:35,720 That include publicly accusing my counselor of being a demon? 299 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,157 Yes, Brandy, because your counselor is a demon. 300 00:11:38,257 --> 00:11:40,659 - Her name is Ruby, and... - Oh, my God! Not you too! 301 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:43,295 You know what? You're as stubborn as your old ma... 302 00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:45,797 - Ow! Ow! - [flesh squishing] 303 00:11:45,897 --> 00:11:48,500 Fucking Pablo couldn't be a vegan! 304 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,835 Sit. I'll-I'll find something to bandage that. 305 00:11:50,935 --> 00:11:53,138 Damn it. Mm! 306 00:11:54,639 --> 00:11:57,476 - [Kelly groaning] - [banging outside] 307 00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,178 Kelly! 308 00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:00,779 So you guys are close, huh? 309 00:12:00,879 --> 00:12:02,447 Beyond close. 310 00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:06,318 Pablo and I are... bound by blood. 311 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,387 - What, like in a family way? - No. 312 00:12:08,487 --> 00:12:10,955 In the axing demons, and getting covered in guts way. 313 00:12:11,056 --> 00:12:12,424 That's messed up. 314 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,195 But Brandy, I saw Ash's picture in that stupid Book. 315 00:12:16,295 --> 00:12:17,396 A demon called him "the Savior." 316 00:12:17,496 --> 00:12:19,564 Hold on, you don't actually think that Ash is... 317 00:12:19,664 --> 00:12:21,933 Is our only hope in the fight against evil? 318 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:24,069 Hard to believe sometimes, but yeah. 319 00:12:24,169 --> 00:12:25,537 - [roaring] - [shattering] 320 00:12:25,637 --> 00:12:28,140 - Ah! - Oh, Kelly... 321 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,641 [pounding] open up! 322 00:12:29,741 --> 00:12:32,191 I'm still hungry! 323 00:12:33,011 --> 00:12:34,113 We're totally fucked. 324 00:12:34,213 --> 00:12:37,749 Yeah, in Ash's orbit, that's called "Tuesday." 325 00:12:37,849 --> 00:12:38,950 [pounding] 326 00:12:39,050 --> 00:12:40,452 That was your big secret? 327 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:41,853 [imitating Brock] "Something so vital, 328 00:12:41,953 --> 00:12:44,123 "the fabric of your life may unravel?" 329 00:12:44,223 --> 00:12:45,957 - Yeah... - That guy was my only hope 330 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:47,559 to end this frigging nightmare, Pop! 331 00:12:47,659 --> 00:12:49,828 And you killed him! Why is that good? 332 00:12:49,928 --> 00:12:53,232 I wanted you... see I was trying to look out for you, son, 333 00:12:53,332 --> 00:12:54,766 even when you thought I wasn't. 334 00:12:54,866 --> 00:12:58,970 Damn it, you were supposed to get all warm and mushy. 335 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:00,705 What? You just left?! 336 00:13:00,805 --> 00:13:02,274 Um, with a corpse in the cellar? 337 00:13:02,374 --> 00:13:04,876 You're damn straight. Business was shit anyway. 338 00:13:04,976 --> 00:13:06,745 He took his tumble, I locked the doors. 339 00:13:06,845 --> 00:13:08,447 Got the hell out of here, and never looked back. 340 00:13:08,547 --> 00:13:10,482 Okay, so the dead guy, and those missing pages 341 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,217 - are still down there? - [stammering] 342 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,447 Wow, okay, get me out of this memory. 343 00:13:14,705 --> 00:13:16,629 - [suspenseful music playing] - [person chuckling] 344 00:13:18,523 --> 00:13:20,825 - [splintering] - [door creaking] 345 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:28,500 Where the hell is he? 346 00:13:30,135 --> 00:13:31,770 Don't look at me. 347 00:13:31,870 --> 00:13:33,872 Time to clean up another mess. 348 00:13:33,972 --> 00:13:36,107 - [action music playing] - [buzzing] 349 00:13:37,176 --> 00:13:38,243 Scared are we? 350 00:13:38,343 --> 00:13:39,444 I've had a little experience 351 00:13:39,544 --> 00:13:41,780 with dead bodies in cellars, Dad. 352 00:13:45,684 --> 00:13:47,786 - [eerie music playing] - [creaking] 353 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:01,533 [clicking] 354 00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:20,252 Dad, you coming? 355 00:14:20,352 --> 00:14:22,120 [shuddering] Don't do that! 356 00:14:22,221 --> 00:14:23,855 [rattling] 357 00:14:39,037 --> 00:14:40,505 [rattling continues] 358 00:14:42,140 --> 00:14:43,542 [dramatic choral music] 359 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,880 - [clicking] - [metallic jingling] 360 00:14:57,088 --> 00:14:58,357 Hello. 361 00:14:58,457 --> 00:15:00,425 God forbid the furnace guy shows up. 362 00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,394 That bastard ate my Spam. 363 00:15:02,494 --> 00:15:03,928 That was my civil defense stash. 364 00:15:04,028 --> 00:15:06,798 The guy ate it because somebody locked him in the cellar, Dad. 365 00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:08,300 He was trying to survive. 366 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,734 Oh. Not my fault. 367 00:15:09,834 --> 00:15:11,803 He's the one who took the header. 368 00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,778 Pull the chain, dummy. 369 00:15:23,248 --> 00:15:25,517 [eerie music continues] 370 00:15:25,617 --> 00:15:27,519 Good luck washing that off. 371 00:15:32,457 --> 00:15:33,958 Good old Necronomicon. 372 00:15:35,927 --> 00:15:37,396 Same type of writing. 373 00:15:40,932 --> 00:15:43,835 - [water dripping] - [mysterious breathing] 374 00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:53,011 Maybe this guy was trying to piece something together. 375 00:15:53,111 --> 00:15:55,380 Something he found in these pages. 376 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,815 [thunder rumbling] 377 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,619 - [suspenseful music playing] - [wind howling] 378 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,391 Well, Pablo has this weird writing all over him. 379 00:16:06,491 --> 00:16:07,959 Maybe he can decipher it. 380 00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:11,396 - [flames crackling] - [faint screaming, shrieking] 381 00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:18,837 WOMAN'S VOICE: Oh, no! 382 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:24,409 - [growling] - What do you see? 383 00:16:24,509 --> 00:16:26,044 - [screaming] - Ooh! Oh! 384 00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:27,346 Help! 385 00:16:27,446 --> 00:16:29,217 Whoa, that little hottie looks familiar. 386 00:16:29,279 --> 00:16:30,209 - [echoing] - [crying] 387 00:16:30,271 --> 00:16:31,716 Oh, no! Oh, no...! 388 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:35,454 Wait a second. That's Brandy's musician friend, from school. 389 00:16:35,554 --> 00:16:37,556 [screaming, shrieking continues] 390 00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:41,993 - [suspenseful music playing] - [lightning crashing] 391 00:16:44,496 --> 00:16:46,005 The hell is happening in there? 392 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:48,400 Oh, no! [screaming] 393 00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,470 Oh! 394 00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,204 - [grunting] - [splattering] 395 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:54,573 Shit! 396 00:16:55,574 --> 00:16:57,175 Pop! A little help! 397 00:16:57,275 --> 00:16:58,309 I'm coming, son! 398 00:16:58,410 --> 00:17:00,479 [both grunting] 399 00:17:00,579 --> 00:17:02,647 I'm a ghost, dumbass, I got nothing! 400 00:17:02,747 --> 00:17:04,716 - [yelling, grunting] - [slamming] 401 00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:10,389 [grunting continues] 402 00:17:10,489 --> 00:17:13,458 - [screaming] - [cracking sound] 403 00:17:13,558 --> 00:17:16,861 Ahh! Ooh, ooh! My hammy! 404 00:17:16,961 --> 00:17:18,830 - [Ash yelling] - [tendrils shrieking] 405 00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:23,334 - [slamming] - [grunting] 406 00:17:23,435 --> 00:17:24,936 - [slapping] - [wailing] 407 00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:30,375 - [bell rings] - [air whooshing] 408 00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:32,977 - [grunting] - [buzzing] 409 00:17:36,581 --> 00:17:38,182 - [laughing maniacally] - [banging] 410 00:17:38,282 --> 00:17:40,318 [groaning] 411 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:42,421 [grunting] 412 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,558 [panting] 413 00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:51,329 Whoa, that looked like it hurt. 414 00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,965 Did I mention I hate cellars? 415 00:17:54,065 --> 00:17:55,467 This is just great. 416 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:58,503 Evil is harassing my daughter, my father's a ghost, 417 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:01,105 and I got this crazy shit in my cellar! 418 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:02,373 It's time to man up, son. 419 00:18:02,474 --> 00:18:03,875 You got that right. 420 00:18:03,975 --> 00:18:06,377 I'm going to track down this so-called Ms. Prevett, 421 00:18:06,478 --> 00:18:08,647 and deal with Ruby once and for all. 422 00:18:08,747 --> 00:18:12,617 "Prevett?" I used to go bowling with a cutie by that name. 423 00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:14,719 She had that place out on Old Mill Road. 424 00:18:14,819 --> 00:18:18,189 You know if Ruby's using Prevett's name, 425 00:18:18,289 --> 00:18:19,658 maybe she's camping out there. 426 00:18:19,758 --> 00:18:21,159 - [air whooshing] - Uh-oh. 427 00:18:21,259 --> 00:18:22,827 I think my time is up. 428 00:18:22,927 --> 00:18:26,164 You make sure you tell that Brandy all about me. 429 00:18:26,264 --> 00:18:27,766 Just the good stuff, though. 430 00:18:27,866 --> 00:18:28,733 I will, Pop. 431 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:32,170 Son... you're gonna be a great father. 432 00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:33,505 You really mean that? 433 00:18:33,605 --> 00:18:35,039 No. [laughs] 434 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,276 [sighing] 435 00:18:38,376 --> 00:18:40,411 [thunder rumbling] 436 00:18:40,512 --> 00:18:41,880 [in ghostly voice] Ruby. 437 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,047 Kaya? 438 00:18:43,147 --> 00:18:44,616 Is that you? 439 00:18:44,716 --> 00:18:47,351 The portal to the netherworld has been established. 440 00:18:47,452 --> 00:18:49,320 It's only a matter of time before the Dark Ones 441 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:50,622 will break free. 442 00:18:50,722 --> 00:18:52,172 Well, we got to find it, and destroy it 443 00:18:52,235 --> 00:18:53,688 before they have a chance to escape. 444 00:18:53,765 --> 00:18:56,502 The Knights must be the ones responsible for the rift. 445 00:18:56,595 --> 00:18:58,663 Those numbskulls are still around? 446 00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,966 One of them has made contact with the Prophesied One. 447 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,470 The Prophecy's begun. 448 00:19:05,570 --> 00:19:06,938 How can I find this knight? 449 00:19:07,038 --> 00:19:10,441 Where was the Book first unleashed in these times? 450 00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,377 [whispering] The cabin. 451 00:19:13,478 --> 00:19:15,547 Let me help you. 452 00:19:15,647 --> 00:19:17,315 If the Dark Ones learn I've been talking to you, 453 00:19:17,415 --> 00:19:20,018 they will swallow my soul. 454 00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,452 You owe me this. 455 00:19:21,553 --> 00:19:25,690 Free me, and I'll stand with you again. 456 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:29,628 I'll free you when I find a suitable host. 457 00:19:29,728 --> 00:19:31,563 And once the Prophesied One is killed at the hands 458 00:19:31,663 --> 00:19:34,465 of his own offspring, we'll have so much power 459 00:19:34,566 --> 00:19:38,302 the Dark Ones won't be able to stop us. 460 00:19:38,402 --> 00:19:40,438 - [thunder rumbling] - [Kelly yelling] 461 00:19:40,539 --> 00:19:42,373 Help! Fuck! 462 00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,542 See what drugs you can find, 463 00:19:43,642 --> 00:19:46,477 like some pain killers, whatever. 464 00:19:46,578 --> 00:19:49,180 DEMON PABLO: Kelly... 465 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,316 - Kelly... - Oh, fuck. 466 00:19:52,416 --> 00:19:54,185 He got in. How did he get in? 467 00:19:54,285 --> 00:19:56,087 - Shh! - Kelly? 468 00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:57,856 [whispering] Hold on. 469 00:19:57,956 --> 00:19:59,190 Kelly... 470 00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,925 [both breathing heavily] 471 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,728 [muffled voice] Oh, Kelly... 472 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:08,032 [grunting] 473 00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:09,568 Kelly... 474 00:20:11,903 --> 00:20:13,938 - [suspenseful music playing] - [groaning] 475 00:20:14,038 --> 00:20:15,339 Holy fuck face! 476 00:20:15,439 --> 00:20:17,075 Come here, Kelly. 477 00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:18,342 Give me a kiss! 478 00:20:18,442 --> 00:20:20,979 - [yelling] - [roaring] 479 00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:23,381 [roaring] 480 00:20:23,481 --> 00:20:24,883 [Demon Dalton snarling] 481 00:20:28,386 --> 00:20:30,188 - [groaning] - Yeah, yeah. 482 00:20:30,288 --> 00:20:32,290 Betrayer! 483 00:20:37,629 --> 00:20:40,298 - [chanting in Sumerian] - [bones cracking] 484 00:20:41,966 --> 00:20:44,736 - [continues chanting] - [cracking continues] 485 00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:55,714 - Hey. - [gasping] 486 00:20:55,814 --> 00:20:57,649 You with me, Knight boy? 487 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:00,819 What did you do? 488 00:21:02,453 --> 00:21:05,123 Pushed away the evil, just for a bit. 489 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:06,891 We need to talk. 490 00:21:06,991 --> 00:21:10,695 You're Ruby... the Dark One from the legend. 491 00:21:10,795 --> 00:21:14,465 And you're the descendent of those knucklehead Knights. 492 00:21:14,565 --> 00:21:16,434 It's a pity, I thought I'd killed you all. 493 00:21:16,534 --> 00:21:18,336 [growling] You thought wrong, witch. 494 00:21:18,436 --> 00:21:21,205 How many more of your delusional morons are out there? 495 00:21:21,305 --> 00:21:22,674 Enough to kill you... 496 00:21:22,774 --> 00:21:26,144 and send you straight to hell. 497 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:27,646 - [slamming] - [wailing] 498 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,347 Wrong response. 499 00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:35,319 For the record, hell is not my turf. 500 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:39,090 - Where's the rift? - The what? 501 00:21:39,190 --> 00:21:41,159 The rift you opened with the lost pages. 502 00:21:41,259 --> 00:21:42,360 Where is it? 503 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:46,197 Even if I knew, I wouldn't tell you. 504 00:21:46,297 --> 00:21:48,299 But I'll tell you this. 505 00:21:48,399 --> 00:21:50,635 We found the Kandarian dagger. 506 00:21:50,735 --> 00:21:53,772 And the ones who have it, know all about you. 507 00:21:53,872 --> 00:21:56,307 - [branch twisting] - [groaning] 508 00:21:56,407 --> 00:21:58,242 Who's got it? 509 00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:00,311 I want names. 510 00:22:00,411 --> 00:22:02,647 [twisting, groaning continue] 511 00:22:02,747 --> 00:22:04,716 - [wailing] - [spraying] 512 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,487 Lovely. 513 00:22:09,587 --> 00:22:10,655 You know what, I'm just going to wait 514 00:22:10,755 --> 00:22:12,090 for evil to take you back, 515 00:22:12,190 --> 00:22:14,492 and... then you're going to tell me 516 00:22:14,592 --> 00:22:15,960 anything I want to know. 517 00:22:16,060 --> 00:22:17,762 - [gunshot] - [splattering] 518 00:22:18,697 --> 00:22:20,164 Shit! 519 00:22:21,199 --> 00:22:23,001 - [dramatic music playing] - [engine rumbling] 520 00:22:27,271 --> 00:22:28,840 [thunder rumbling] 521 00:22:32,343 --> 00:22:33,845 [glass shattering] 522 00:22:38,249 --> 00:22:41,686 Okay, Ruby... it's just you and me. 523 00:22:44,803 --> 00:22:45,924 Come on out. 524 00:22:46,024 --> 00:22:49,427 I got sandwiches, and a nice buttery Chardonnay. 525 00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:52,731 Ruby! [voice echoing] 526 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:55,734 [buzzing] 527 00:22:57,335 --> 00:22:58,436 All right. 528 00:23:00,071 --> 00:23:01,072 Lucky her. 529 00:23:10,148 --> 00:23:11,482 Oh. 530 00:23:11,582 --> 00:23:13,684 The real Mrs. Prevett, I presume. 531 00:23:13,785 --> 00:23:15,787 [sound of bowling pins clattering] 532 00:23:15,955 --> 00:23:19,223 WOMAN [softly singing]: ♪ Byssan ♪ 533 00:23:19,323 --> 00:23:21,142 ♪ Lull... ♪ 534 00:23:23,594 --> 00:23:25,730 [singing continues from upstairs] 535 00:23:30,134 --> 00:23:33,304 [woman continues singing Swedish lullaby] 536 00:23:43,547 --> 00:23:44,949 [lock rattling] 537 00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:49,888 [creaking] 538 00:23:58,696 --> 00:24:00,464 [stairs creaking] 539 00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,369 [creaking] 540 00:24:11,609 --> 00:24:13,377 [light switch clicking] 541 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,746 Ooh! 542 00:24:15,847 --> 00:24:19,641 Excuse me, um... looking for a lady named Ruby... 543 00:24:19,704 --> 00:24:21,206 [gasps] Shh. 544 00:24:26,891 --> 00:24:29,060 [child cooing] 545 00:24:30,995 --> 00:24:32,931 [floorboards creaking] 546 00:24:33,031 --> 00:24:36,134 It's just a kid sucking his thumb. 547 00:24:36,234 --> 00:24:37,535 Not his thumb. 548 00:24:41,072 --> 00:24:44,809 Okay, that's a choking hazard. 549 00:24:44,909 --> 00:24:46,945 [metallic jingling] 550 00:24:48,446 --> 00:24:49,848 [rattling] 551 00:24:51,983 --> 00:24:54,218 [mouthing words] 552 00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:56,487 - [chainsaw rumbles] - [gasping] 553 00:24:56,587 --> 00:24:57,922 Shh! 554 00:25:01,059 --> 00:25:03,027 [screaming quietly] 555 00:25:05,964 --> 00:25:07,531 [snaps fingers] 556 00:25:09,267 --> 00:25:11,903 - [clicking, whirring] - [continues mouthing words] 557 00:25:14,038 --> 00:25:15,539 [popping sound] 558 00:25:17,241 --> 00:25:20,044 - [squeaking loudly] - [chuckling] 559 00:25:22,013 --> 00:25:23,447 [mouthing words] 560 00:25:23,547 --> 00:25:26,250 - ♪ Byssan lull ♪ - [squeaking continues] 561 00:25:26,350 --> 00:25:27,852 ♪ Koka... ♪ 562 00:25:27,952 --> 00:25:30,121 - [electricity zapping] - [gasping] 563 00:25:30,221 --> 00:25:31,355 Crap. 564 00:25:31,455 --> 00:25:32,857 [whirring weakly] 565 00:25:32,957 --> 00:25:35,326 My hand's stuck. I can't get it off. 566 00:25:35,426 --> 00:25:37,461 - [child crying softly] - [mouthing words] 567 00:25:38,997 --> 00:25:40,564 - [grunting] - [metallic clanging] 568 00:25:44,768 --> 00:25:46,604 [faint sputtering, hissing] 569 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,575 - [spraying] - [both groaning] 570 00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:52,977 Hey. 571 00:25:53,544 --> 00:25:56,314 [growling, babbling] 572 00:25:56,414 --> 00:25:58,082 [giggling] 573 00:25:58,182 --> 00:26:00,551 - [screaming] - Hey, hey, large foreign person. 574 00:26:00,651 --> 00:26:01,785 Easy, relax. 575 00:26:01,886 --> 00:26:05,123 I've dealt with kids like this before. 576 00:26:05,223 --> 00:26:06,590 [high-pitched shrieking] 577 00:26:08,392 --> 00:26:10,494 [electricity zapping, shattering] 578 00:26:10,586 --> 00:26:12,655 ASH: What's "Norway" for "up shit's creek?" 579 00:26:12,763 --> 00:26:15,233 ♪ Ah, you said a bad word ♪ 580 00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:17,936 ♪ I'm gonna tell your mama on you, huh! ♪ 581 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:20,404 ♪ She gonna whip you too, huh! ♪ 582 00:26:20,504 --> 00:26:21,906 ♪ Yeah, that's what she gonna do ♪ 583 00:26:22,006 --> 00:26:24,175 ♪ Get down with your bad self! ♪ 584 00:26:24,275 --> 00:26:26,510 ♪ Talking that bad talk ♪ 585 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:29,447 ♪ Saying them bad words ♪ 586 00:26:29,547 --> 00:26:32,150 ♪ Oh ♪ 587 00:26:32,250 --> 00:26:36,754 ♪ You said a bad word, you'd better take it back ♪ 588 00:26:36,854 --> 00:26:41,459 ♪ 'Cause good little girls don't talk like that ♪ 589 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:46,097 ♪ And if I told your mama what you said ♪ 590 00:26:46,197 --> 00:26:47,665 ♪ She'd make you come in the house ♪ 591 00:26:47,765 --> 00:26:51,202 ♪ And go to bed ♪ 592 00:26:51,302 --> 00:26:53,004 ♪ But now, wait a minute ♪ 593 00:26:53,104 --> 00:26:54,838 ♪ We can make a deal ♪ 594 00:26:54,939 --> 00:26:57,275 ♪ If you do what I tell you, I won't tell your mama on you ♪ 595 00:26:57,375 --> 00:26:59,777 [chuckling] ♪ Let me whisper in your ear ♪ 596 00:26:59,877 --> 00:27:01,879 ♪ I don't want everybody listening to our business ♪ 597 00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,414 ♪ Come here ♪ 598 00:27:03,514 --> 00:27:05,283 ♪ Are you gonna do it? Hm, hm, hm, hm? ♪ 599 00:27:05,383 --> 00:27:07,085 ♪ Are you gonna do it? ♪ 42073

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