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Starring HAJI SUZUKI and ONN-CHAN
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HIKARU OTSUBO, KYOKO HARA
and RAKUMARO SANYUTEI
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KOTA MORI and TOMIO WATANABE
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KOJI KITA and RANKO (CONTINENTAL KIDS)
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Your memory will never return.
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Still, we're going to release you.
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Good luck out there.
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Hey... how much? How much... Huh?
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What's your problem?
Are you hungry?
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Come on.
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You can live here with me.
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It's Pinocchio.
But what about the number?
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I see... Pinocchio.
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Starting today... you're going
to learn our language.
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First say PINOCCHIO...
Pi - no - cchi - o.
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I'm not joking!
I spent a lot of money!
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So what are you gonna do about this?!
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I've never seen such an
impotent bastard before!
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He doesn't know what an erection is!
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I'm sorry. Narishima is out at the moment.
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I do apologize.
Yes... yes...
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He'll call you back. Yes.
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You're this excited already?
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I'll drive you wild tonight.
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Stop that! Stop doing that!
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I'm so sorry, ma'am.
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We try to do our best for the client.
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But remember, you're dealing
with living things.
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You've lost my trust.
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I will make it right again!
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Save the speech! I want another one.
One that is constantly erect!
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I want this one!
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Eiko, this one would be better for you.
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Now, about the collection of 964...
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Oh, that? Nothing but trash.
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Wait, did you...
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I was pissed off, so I threw him out.
Is there a problem?
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You made a big mistake...
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Do you understand that because
964 is out there somewhere...
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We run the risk of everyone
finding out about this?
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I'll give you a new Pinocchio, Eiko, but if you
do this again, I'll have you rubbed out!
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Such attitude!
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You made the contract with him.
What is a Pinocchio anyway?
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Try to say it; Pi-no - cchi-o!
Pi-no-cchi-o!
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That's good! You said it!
That's your name! Pinocchio!
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964 is missing. - Oh no!
Look for him. - Yes, sir!
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Wait! We must keep it very secretive.
Find him quickly - Yes, sir!
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Himiko.
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Pinocchio! P-Pinocchio!
- Himiko.
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Not Pinocchio... Say Himiko.
- Hi-mi-ko.
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Himiko... Himiko.
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What's wrong? Are you hungry? Here.
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I know, you have to use the bathroom.
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Himiko! Himiko!
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You can talk after all!
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Hey!
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Who am I?!
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What's going on? Hey!
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I don't know. I'd like to know myself.
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What's going on?
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Why am I here?
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I don't know anything!
What's wrong with me?
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Please tell me what's going on!
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Don't panic. OK?
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You couldn't talk until just
a minute ago. You're improving.
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You look like you're in a good mood.
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My wife finally agreed
to adopting a child. Great, huh?
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The climbing season starts tomorrow.
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Pass me the paper.
- Okay.
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After we complete this map,
people like us will have a better life.
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Then we won't need a
memory to live in this town.
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I'm getting something to drink.
Wait here.
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Sorry to bother you when you're busy.
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We're looking for someone.
He has just a patch of hair.
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No, he's not totally bald,
just a little patch in front.
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He's about this tall and
his name is Pinocchio.
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Thanks to the silly asses
of the world, I can make a fortune.
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I am a Cupid for the people in the world.
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I give old ladies with big tits
a blow of sexual shock.
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That's the only way to save them.
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Pinocchio! What's wrong? What's wrong?!
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What's wrong? Tell me, what's wrong?!
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Where does it hurt? Show me!
Let me see! Tell me!
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I'll help you. Come here.
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Are you sure I'll be alright?
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Don't worry. I'll take care of you.
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What happened to you?
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I don't know. It hurts really bad.
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Pinocchio, it'll be alright.
You'll be fine now...
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...and forever.
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Himiko! You're hurting me!
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Ha! I tricked your silly ass!
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You stupid asshole! Who will help you now?
You'll be like this forever!
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Excuse me? Excuse me?!
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00:53:48,809 --> 00:53:49,977
Excuse me?
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Never mind that guy.
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Are you hungry?! Eat it. Eat it more!
This is a great lunch for you! Eat every bit!
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Eat it! Eat the noodles!
Don't spit it out!
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Eat the noodles! More noodles!
Eat all of the noodles!
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How does that taste?!
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00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:53,160
If I melt these metal cuffs
and put them in your mouth...
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...you'll visit Hell!
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Raw wheat, raw rice and raw eggs...
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Let them rot and then shove them in your mouth.
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00:57:08,008 --> 00:57:10,177
Where is 964?
- Maybe he's...
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No! This can't be happening!
This is too weird!
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Why can't we find him?
He doesn't have a will of his own!
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He's just an imbecile! He could be lying
dead in the street. That'd save us time!
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Is the next Pinocchio ready for delivery?
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Yes, but we don't have
enough for this month's orders.
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What are you talking about?!
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Keep selling them, no matter what!
Idiots are everywhere!
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Increase our production and sell them off!
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How... How do we do it?
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Figure it out for yourself.
Just contact us when you find him.
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01:00:54,651 --> 01:01:02,701
Please wait! That's not fair!
Wait! Please wait!
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01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:04,953
I don't know what to do.
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There he is.
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You're looking for Pinocchio, aren't you?
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How do you know about the Pinocchio?
- I know where he is.
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How do you know anything about him?
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You'll take all the credit.
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Hurry up. You'll see.
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Hurry up.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Pinocchio is in here.
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Now what?
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Is he dead?
- I don't know.
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I... I...
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Don't move. I'll contact my boss.
Stay here.
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A phone!
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Answer, dammit!
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I found him! I found Pinocchio!
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01:04:33,787 --> 01:04:36,539
Hold on. It's Shimada.
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01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,376
He found Pinocchio.
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01:04:39,667 --> 01:04:40,794
Where are you?
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I see! Stay there!
Don't try to do anything yourself.
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01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,715
Do you hear me?! Okay!
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01:04:46,674 --> 01:04:48,718
Where's Nagashima?!
- He had an emergency!
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01:04:49,135 --> 01:04:53,223
This is more important! Where is he?
Plus there's a girl with Pinocchio! Kill her!
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01:04:56,768 --> 01:05:03,024
This is very toxic. The gas will kill a person
immediately without any sign of foul play.
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01:05:03,358 --> 01:05:05,527
What about the 964?
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01:05:05,985 --> 01:05:09,531
Bring him back here.
He needs to be reprogrammed!
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01:05:10,657 --> 01:05:14,285
Yes, sir.
- Wait! Look at this!
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01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:19,541
You have ten bullets, but one is enough.
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01:05:57,412 --> 01:06:01,374
Get a hold of Nagashima!
I'm not carrying this heavy thing! You do it.
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01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,627
You're a goody two-shoes.
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01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:29,319
How does he expect me to find Nagishima?
Where the hell is he?
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01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:30,487
But we...
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01:06:31,154 --> 01:06:34,240
I know we can't adopt.
I don't have time to wait.
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01:06:35,158 --> 01:06:39,204
I have to do it myself.
Otherwise... I can't wait forever.
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01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:42,832
That's right! My wife said we could adopt!
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01:06:50,173 --> 01:06:55,512
My wife will be happy with a daughter.
I did it. I did it. I have a daughter now!
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I'm done waiting for that asshole!
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I'll show him! We can do it alone!
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01:07:41,808 --> 01:07:43,518
Hurry up!
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I've been waiting forever.
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01:07:58,658 --> 01:08:01,369
What are you going to do?
- Let's just do it.
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01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:05,456
We gotta kill that bitch!
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01:08:06,666 --> 01:08:09,502
Why? Why do we have to kill her?
Why?
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01:08:10,295 --> 01:08:11,504
Shut up!
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01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:15,508
What the...?
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01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:17,468
Don't do it!
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01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:28,182
You asked for it!
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01:11:38,336 --> 01:11:44,509
Why? Why isn't he dead?!
- Kill him or we'll die! He's not human!
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01:12:01,859 --> 01:12:05,780
Die!
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01:12:27,593 --> 01:12:29,804
Die!
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01:12:36,853 --> 01:12:38,896
How?!
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01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:08,259
Himik-ooooooo!
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01:13:45,004 --> 01:13:48,132
What's taking so long?
He's our company's secret!
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01:13:48,716 --> 01:13:50,760
Is everything prepared for the operation?
- Yes.
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01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:55,139
Bastards! Those three are useless!
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01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:58,017
I pay them good money.
What fuck-ups they are!
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01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:01,395
I'm busy! I don't have time for this shit!
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01:14:02,563 --> 01:14:05,733
They're eating up all of my money!
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01:14:07,068 --> 01:14:12,406
We can't let him get away!
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01:14:12,949 --> 01:14:16,410
We must kill him.
- We should go back now.
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01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:22,249
Where did he go?
- Let's get back to the company!
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01:14:23,459 --> 01:14:28,130
What do I do?
- Come with me and hurry up!
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01:20:59,146 --> 01:21:00,606
Boss! Help us Boss!
- What is it?
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He got away!
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01:21:06,278 --> 01:21:08,989
What?! What the hell
were you assholes doing?
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01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:23,212
He recognized us.
He saw me and knew who I was.
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01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:27,841
What?
- It's not possible...
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01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:35,516
His memory came back?
That's what you said?!
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01:21:36,558 --> 01:21:40,229
This can't be happening.
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01:21:43,273 --> 01:21:45,067
He's coming here.
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01:21:45,401 --> 01:21:46,985
Who are you?
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01:21:47,945 --> 01:21:49,696
You must kill him!
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01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,325
Get away from me!
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01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:24,523
Here he comes!
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01:22:32,865 --> 01:22:36,535
He's here.
He came to ask you for help!
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01:22:36,827 --> 01:22:40,789
What are you going to do?
- Shut up! He's just an idiot!
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01:22:41,540 --> 01:22:42,916
What will you do?
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01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:15,407
We must catch him!
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01:23:56,156 --> 01:24:01,161
Narishima!
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01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:07,918
Help me!
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01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:16,802
It's impossible! Fucking impossible!
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01:24:17,261 --> 01:24:25,852
Help me! Please... help... me!
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01:24:26,395 --> 01:24:29,565
The only way we can help
you is by killing you!
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01:24:29,982 --> 01:24:32,526
Monsters must be destroyed!
Don't bother us!
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01:24:32,985 --> 01:24:35,904
Be nice and die quickly!
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01:25:14,776 --> 01:25:15,861
Help me!
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01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:18,447
Do something! I hired you for this!
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01:25:21,283 --> 01:25:22,701
What do you expect me to do?!
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01:25:24,036 --> 01:25:26,246
What can I do?
Why do you always ask me?!
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01:25:41,720 --> 01:25:48,644
You said you would help me!
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01:27:01,425 --> 01:27:07,639
Why do I have to die?
I'm a genius... Why?
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01:29:30,073 --> 01:29:31,950
Die!
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01:29:34,327 --> 01:29:35,579
Explode!
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01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:39,916
Help me.
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01:29:40,792 --> 01:29:45,046
Why don't you help me?
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01:29:51,970 --> 01:29:55,557
I'll show you!
I'll show you why!
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01:30:13,658 --> 01:30:20,206
How do you like this?!
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01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:29,252
Oh. This is much better.
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01:32:29,711 --> 01:32:38,636
Everything is so clear.
It feels so good!
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