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dad, you promised
that when I was 14
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I could carve the
Thanksgiving turkey.
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Yes, I did.
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First, you start with this.
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And then, we'll see.
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That's not a turkey.
It's a chicken.
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Right! You passed
the first test--
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you know a chicken
from a turkey.
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I don't need this.
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I've watched you
and Mr. Norton, the Butcher.
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Let me carve the turkey.
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You've got to understand,
this is tonight's dinner.
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Start with this and practice.
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You'll know everything
about cutting the turkey.
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Now, get your utensils.
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All right?
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All right.
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"Learning how to carve..."
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you see?
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What we've got here...
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dad.
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Carve, not Hack.
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You're excited because
Sondra's coming home.
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No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
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Our firstborn is
coming home from college
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and you
are excited.
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I am not excited,
I'm telling you
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so just stop it.
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Firstborn--
the inquisitive one.
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I remember she was about
four years old
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and she said:
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"Daddy, where do the ducks go
When the pond freezes over?"
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right then and there
I knew she was smarter than I.
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She asked a lot
of questions.
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Now she can
answer them.
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Four "A"s and a "B."
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Hey, hey.
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And half of her
belongs to you.
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Thank you!
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Just the feet.
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Oh, don't try it.
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Listen, isn't she late?
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Please calm down.
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She'll be here any minute.
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I've got to
check on Theo.
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( knocking )
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Who is it?!
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Sondra.
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Sondra who?!
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Sondra, your daughter.
Remember?
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The one attending princeton?
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That's the one.
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The one with four "A"s
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and a "B"?
Yes.
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What do you want?!
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daddy, it's getting
cold out here.
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The one that calls
long-distance?
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Yes, daddy.
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And asks for money?
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And the one
who brought...
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step aside
a second, please...
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four bags of
dirty laundry?!
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Yes.
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Daddy.
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Let me look at you.
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How do I look?
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Like trash.
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How about me?
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You look like you
gained some weight.
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I couldn't hide it, huh?
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What did you bring?
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I missed you, daddy.
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Of course. Somebody has to
bring in your dirty laundry.
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Sondra.
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Oh, mom.
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Gosh. Let me
look at you.
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You haven't changed.
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I was home
two months ago.
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Seems like longer
than that.
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Sondra!
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Rudy!
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I made you a turkey.
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We'll eat it
tomorrow.
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It's a paper turkey,
silly.
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Vanessa, you're getting
to be so big.
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Wow, your hair!
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Like it?
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I love it.
Will you do mine?
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Sure.
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Nice jacket.
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Thanks.
You can't borrow it.
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I'll loan you
my suede boots.
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Those are my boots.
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I'll lend them back
for that jacket.
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Sis!
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Hey, Theo!
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You smell
like chicken.
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I'm in training.
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Dad may let me carve
this year's turkey.
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You're moving up.
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You know, it really
moves me to see
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this entire
family here
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because we can
each take a bag
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and get this
laundry upstairs.
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Let's go.
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Rudy, you can take
more than that.
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Okay, how's this year's crop?
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Terrific, but even better--
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my friends and I decided
to go to Paris this summer.
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Paris?!
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we can have this apartment
real cheap.
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Oh, Paris is so romantic.
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There's more to Paris
than romance.
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Like what?
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I want to experience the culture
like some great writers did--
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Richard Wright
and James Baldwin.
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You've asked mom and dad?
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No. You're more in touch
with the family climate.
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Who do I ask first?
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Forget about dad.
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Get mom on your side.
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You can double-team dad
and have a fighting chance.
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The family climate
hasn't changed.
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What approach do I use with Mom?
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Ask about her work.
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Nobody asks Mom about work.
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Then, when she's feeling good,
slip in Paris.
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Great idea.
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Good luck.
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If you get to go,
I'm next.
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Hi.
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Hi, honey.
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Want some hot chocolate?
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No, thank you.
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How's work?
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Fantastic.
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Really?
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I won my last three cases.
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I might become a partner.
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That's great.
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What do you want to ask?
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What do you think about Paris?
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I've always wanted to go.
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You have?
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Uh-huh...
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and so do you.
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For the summer.
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Some friends are renting
this apartment...
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Hey, wait a minute.
Friends?
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You've met Michelle Stewart
and Lisa barnes.
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What about
this apartment?
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It's Michelle's
cousin's apartment.
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She's a ballet dancer.
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Paris in the summertime
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with girlfriends
in a dancer's apartment?
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Sounds sensational to me.
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I can go?
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I'd love for you to go.
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But wait!
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Don't get too excited.
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There is one person who stands
between you and Paris.
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If you want
the golden fleece
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you must pass the cyclops.
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He's cute, but tough.
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What will he do?
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First he'll say, "Aha."
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Then, "Hmm, Interesting."
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Then he'll throw
every excuse at you.
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But hang in there
and wear him down.
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When is the best time
to get him?
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We'll strike tomorrow morning.
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All right.
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Now...
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one more chance.
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Here is your
turkey-carving-practice cabbage.
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Dad, that's a cabbage.
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Right.
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You're brilliant.
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I watched you last night...
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and what you did
to that chicken.
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A long
time ago
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before you were born
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I prayed that god
would give me a son
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to carry on the family name.
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And you were born.
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I've watched you do things.
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Many times I've wanted
to ask you
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not to tell anyone who you are.
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Last night was
one of those times.
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You're supposed
to respect the food.
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You understand?
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Slice it in
an appetizing manner.
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( imitating Julia CHILD: )
Let me explain to you
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how you should slice
a turkey properly.
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You take the blade
gently in your hand
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and you slice ever so gently
following the grain
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going along the contour
of the bird.
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Dad, why are you
talking like that?
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I have no idea.
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Except it just makes me
feel more secure
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when I'm in the kitchen.
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Now try it, my boy.
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And talk it through.
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( raspy imitation
of Julia CHILD: )
Follow the natural...
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...contour of the bird.
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Yes.
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And follow the grain
of the fowl.
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Cut it.
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Yes.
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And slice...
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excuse me, boys.
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( imitating Julia CHILD: )
Yes?
Yes?
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Cliff, Sondra has something
she'd like to ask you.
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You're here to tell me
she has a question?
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Go ahead, ask him.
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What do you think about me
spending the summer in Paris?
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Aha.
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I think it's great.
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What do you think?
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Hmm, it's
interesting.
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She would go with
her girlfriends.
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Lisa and
Michelle.
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Where would you live?
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Michelle's cousin
is letting us rent
her apartment.
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( popping )
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What does that mean?
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I don't know.
It's new.
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Have you seen the apartment?
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No, but I'm
sure it's nice.
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Michelle's cousin's
a ballet dancer.
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Paris. The people expect you
to speak French.
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I'm taking French next semester.
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I don't think
that's good enough.
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When an AMERICAN speaks French
to a French person
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they look at you
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like they don't understand
what you're talking about.
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French people made up this face.
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Daddy...
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I've made
plans.
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We always travel
someplace in the summer.
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This summer,
it's the grand canyon.
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It's part of the huxtable
tradition, and I don't think...
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you wouldn't want
to break that tradition?
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Can I call a family forum?
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You can't.
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Only a parent can call
a family forum.
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Okay. In that case,
I'm calling it.
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Denise! Denise!
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Go ahead.
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You can laugh
if you want to.
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Come on, dad.
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Family forum.
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Clair:
Denise, please come down here.
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We're having
a family forum.
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What's a family forum?
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Something dad invented
to settle family disputes.
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You have
to be honest.
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Everybody
gets a vote.
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Me, too?
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You, too.
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What's going on?
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Family forum.
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You vote with me
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or you cut a chicken
for the rest of your life.
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But, dad...
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not fair.
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Clair:
Okay.
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Now here's the PROBLEM:
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Sondra has an incredible
opportunity
271
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to spend the summer in
a world-famous city
272
00:12:41,164 --> 00:12:43,531
and your father says "No."
273
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:46,164
That is leading the voters.
274
00:12:46,164 --> 00:12:47,498
I object.
275
00:12:47,498 --> 00:12:48,598
Overruled.
276
00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:50,198
Now, Denise
277
00:12:50,198 --> 00:12:52,498
what do you think
of Sondra's going to Paris?
278
00:12:52,498 --> 00:12:55,164
It's a wonderful
educational opportunity
279
00:12:55,164 --> 00:12:57,264
and I hope to one day
280
00:12:57,264 --> 00:13:00,231
follow in her
footsteps.
281
00:13:00,231 --> 00:13:02,398
You call this honest?
282
00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:04,164
Denise, be honest.
283
00:13:04,164 --> 00:13:06,898
It's not a wonderful
educational opportunity
284
00:13:06,898 --> 00:13:08,564
but I'd still like to go.
285
00:13:08,564 --> 00:13:09,731
She should go.
286
00:13:09,731 --> 00:13:11,064
Clair:
Vanessa?
287
00:13:11,064 --> 00:13:13,231
Does this mean
no grand canyon?
288
00:13:13,231 --> 00:13:16,231
We're still going
to the grand canyon.
289
00:13:16,231 --> 00:13:18,898
I want to hold
a family forum
290
00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:22,064
on not going
to the grand canyon.
291
00:13:22,064 --> 00:13:23,764
What is your vote?
292
00:13:23,764 --> 00:13:25,431
I think it's neat.
293
00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:26,531
Me, too.
294
00:13:26,531 --> 00:13:28,531
Will you
bring me a shirt?
295
00:13:28,531 --> 00:13:30,564
Of course I will.
296
00:13:30,564 --> 00:13:33,664
That's bribery.
297
00:13:33,664 --> 00:13:34,931
Theo?
298
00:13:34,931 --> 00:13:37,531
( clucking
like a chicken )
299
00:13:41,831 --> 00:13:43,398
What was that, cliff?
300
00:13:46,164 --> 00:13:47,631
Okay, Theo?
301
00:13:47,631 --> 00:13:50,664
( clucking )
302
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,964
I pass.
303
00:13:53,964 --> 00:13:55,498
No, no.
304
00:13:55,498 --> 00:13:57,331
You cannot pass.
305
00:13:57,331 --> 00:13:59,664
If I vote the way
I feel
306
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,931
dad won't let me
carve the turkey.
307
00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:04,198
You have to be honest.
308
00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:06,231
I think she should go.
309
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,231
( clucking )
310
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,764
Sondra?
311
00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,598
You know how I feel.
312
00:14:14,598 --> 00:14:15,798
Cliff?
313
00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:18,698
I want to call a family caucus.
314
00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:19,864
You can't.
315
00:14:19,864 --> 00:14:20,664
Oh, yes.
316
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:23,964
There's no such thing.
317
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,231
You don't know the bylaws.
318
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:28,964
They state that a caucus
can be called
319
00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:32,498
and we are going to have
a one-on-one conversation
320
00:14:32,498 --> 00:14:35,331
because we are
the two disputees.
321
00:14:35,331 --> 00:14:36,398
Let's go.
322
00:14:40,098 --> 00:14:43,731
Dad, I have never heard
about a family caucus.
323
00:14:43,731 --> 00:14:45,898
That's because I made it up.
324
00:14:45,898 --> 00:14:48,231
I just want to ask
a question.
325
00:14:48,231 --> 00:14:49,564
Why Paris?
326
00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:51,231
It's a fabulous city.
327
00:14:51,231 --> 00:14:52,898
Why not st. Louis?
328
00:14:52,898 --> 00:14:56,764
Dad, I want to experience
a different culture.
329
00:14:56,764 --> 00:14:58,831
Why not japan?
330
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,298
You'd let me go there?
331
00:15:00,298 --> 00:15:01,864
I'll make the reservations.
332
00:15:01,864 --> 00:15:05,131
Dad, what is wrong with Paris?
333
00:15:05,131 --> 00:15:07,864
No 20-year-old single woman
334
00:15:07,864 --> 00:15:10,231
should be
in Paris.
335
00:15:10,231 --> 00:15:12,964
Paris is love in Bloom.
336
00:15:12,964 --> 00:15:16,298
The national drink is wine.
337
00:15:16,298 --> 00:15:20,231
They drink wine with the yogurt.
338
00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:23,364
That's what
Paris is.
339
00:15:23,364 --> 00:15:27,631
Old men in a beret
singing about Mimi.
340
00:15:29,231 --> 00:15:30,964
There is more to Paris
341
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:33,298
than old men in berets
and wine.
342
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:37,131
It has wonderful museums and
bookstores and art galleries.
343
00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:38,731
It has history.
344
00:15:38,731 --> 00:15:42,064
You're going to Paris
to study history?
345
00:15:42,064 --> 00:15:45,231
No, you're going to Paris
for one thing--
346
00:15:45,231 --> 00:15:47,031
to party!
347
00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,564
Not just to party.
348
00:15:50,564 --> 00:15:54,131
So you are going to party.
349
00:15:54,131 --> 00:15:56,564
You're saying
you don't trust me?
350
00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,631
Not exactly.
351
00:15:57,631 --> 00:16:00,631
I just remember
when I was 20
352
00:16:00,631 --> 00:16:02,831
I wanted to go
to rio.
353
00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:04,131
Why rio?
354
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:09,298
Because I saw this movie
called black Orpheus
355
00:16:09,298 --> 00:16:13,298
and it had this woman in it.
356
00:16:13,298 --> 00:16:15,131
Whew!
357
00:16:16,131 --> 00:16:17,964
And the carnival.
358
00:16:17,964 --> 00:16:20,631
I watched that movie,
and I said
359
00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:25,298
"I'm going to rio,
and I'm finding that woman."
360
00:16:25,298 --> 00:16:29,564
And I didn't care about
culture, history...
361
00:16:29,564 --> 00:16:32,564
I wanted to find that woman.
362
00:16:32,564 --> 00:16:35,398
And I wanted to party.
363
00:16:35,398 --> 00:16:37,298
Did you get to go?
364
00:16:37,298 --> 00:16:40,698
No, but I saw that movie
about 100 times.
365
00:16:40,698 --> 00:16:42,931
Don't you wish you had?
366
00:16:42,931 --> 00:16:46,964
I have the chance,
if you'll just trust me.
367
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:50,298
Why not budapest?
368
00:16:50,298 --> 00:16:52,964
( both laugh )
369
00:16:52,964 --> 00:16:54,631
No, Dad.
370
00:16:54,631 --> 00:16:56,298
Paris.
371
00:16:56,298 --> 00:16:58,464
Omaha?
372
00:16:58,464 --> 00:17:00,698
Paris.
373
00:17:00,698 --> 00:17:03,031
Uh...
374
00:17:03,031 --> 00:17:07,031
you'll make me look good
in front of your mom?
375
00:17:07,031 --> 00:17:08,031
Uh-huh.
376
00:17:08,031 --> 00:17:09,864
Say I gave a good fight.
377
00:17:09,864 --> 00:17:10,864
Yes.
378
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,364
Well, have fun.
379
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,031
Thank you, daddy.
380
00:17:14,031 --> 00:17:15,698
I love you.
381
00:17:15,698 --> 00:17:18,031
Of course you do.
382
00:17:18,031 --> 00:17:19,364
Okay.
383
00:17:21,031 --> 00:17:24,031
I wish I was 20 again.
384
00:17:24,031 --> 00:17:26,031
Would you go to rio?
385
00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:29,398
Your mother wouldn't let me.
386
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:30,898
Mom!
387
00:17:34,764 --> 00:17:37,764
Cliff, we're waiting.
388
00:17:37,764 --> 00:17:39,431
Cranberries.
389
00:17:39,431 --> 00:17:40,598
That's
everything.
390
00:17:40,598 --> 00:17:41,931
Cliff:
Everybody
ready?
391
00:17:41,931 --> 00:17:43,098
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
392
00:17:43,098 --> 00:17:45,764
Presenting
the huxtable marching band.
393
00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,098
( wild cheering )
394
00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,131
⪠Dee Dee DEE âª
395
00:17:50,131 --> 00:17:52,431
⪠DEE DEE DEE BOOM DEE
DEE DEE âª
396
00:17:52,431 --> 00:17:53,764
⪠DEE Dee Dee da âª
397
00:17:53,764 --> 00:17:54,764
⪠ah! âª
398
00:17:54,764 --> 00:17:56,764
⪠Boom Dee DEE DEE âª
399
00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:58,431
⪠DEE Dee Dee âª
400
00:17:58,431 --> 00:18:00,898
( applause and cheering )
401
00:18:00,898 --> 00:18:02,398
Hey, let me at it!
402
00:18:08,698 --> 00:18:13,031
First, a round of applause
for the first lady of poultry
403
00:18:13,031 --> 00:18:14,164
Clair huxtable!
404
00:18:14,164 --> 00:18:17,264
Yay, mom!
405
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,231
This is a very special occasion.
406
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:25,364
We'll now take one minute
to say why we are thankful.
407
00:18:25,364 --> 00:18:26,464
Denise.
408
00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:29,464
I'm thankful for this house
409
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:30,964
and I'm also thankful
410
00:18:30,964 --> 00:18:34,531
that daddy's been nicer
to my boyfriends lately.
411
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:35,631
Thank you,
daddy.
412
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,564
Vanessa.
413
00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:39,964
Mostly I'm thankful
414
00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:44,098
for not having to play
the clarinet anymore.
415
00:18:44,098 --> 00:18:47,231
We're all
thankful for that.
416
00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:51,031
And Rudy
wants to say something.
417
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:53,631
I'm thankful for my bear Bobo
418
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:56,964
and my friend Mary
for giving me back Bobo
419
00:18:56,964 --> 00:19:01,364
and my mother for letting me
sleep over at Mary's house.
420
00:19:01,364 --> 00:19:03,131
And for popsicles.
421
00:19:03,131 --> 00:19:04,864
All right.
422
00:19:04,864 --> 00:19:06,331
That's wonderful.
423
00:19:06,331 --> 00:19:07,964
I'm not finished.
424
00:19:07,964 --> 00:19:09,331
I'm sorry.
425
00:19:09,331 --> 00:19:13,364
I'm mostly thankful that
my big sister Sondra's home.
426
00:19:13,364 --> 00:19:14,698
All right.
427
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:15,698
Thank you.
428
00:19:15,698 --> 00:19:17,698
Thank you very much.
429
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,164
I'm not finished.
430
00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:19,831
Wait...
431
00:19:19,831 --> 00:19:20,631
also...
432
00:19:20,631 --> 00:19:23,598
next year, okay?
433
00:19:23,598 --> 00:19:25,464
All right,
now, Sondra.
434
00:19:25,464 --> 00:19:28,798
I'm thankful that I get to
go away this summer.
435
00:19:28,798 --> 00:19:32,531
And I'm always thankful
that I can come home.
436
00:19:32,531 --> 00:19:34,531
And now...
437
00:19:34,531 --> 00:19:35,864
the lovely...
438
00:19:35,864 --> 00:19:37,864
Clair
huxtable.
439
00:19:37,864 --> 00:19:42,164
I'm thankful that you call me
the lovely Clair huxtable.
440
00:19:42,164 --> 00:19:43,698
Wait, my turn.
441
00:19:43,698 --> 00:19:48,998
First, I'm thankful that we're
almost finished being thankful.
442
00:19:49,864 --> 00:19:51,631
Second, I'm thankful
443
00:19:51,631 --> 00:19:56,031
that dad's letting me
carve this year's turkey.
444
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:00,164
I hope.
445
00:20:02,798 --> 00:20:03,898
Sit?
446
00:20:07,431 --> 00:20:11,298
There are many things
that I am thankful for
447
00:20:11,298 --> 00:20:15,964
but the six most important
happen to be
448
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:17,198
Rudy...
449
00:20:18,698 --> 00:20:20,464
Vanessa...
450
00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:22,364
Denise...
451
00:20:22,364 --> 00:20:23,464
Theo...
452
00:20:24,898 --> 00:20:26,464
Sondra...
453
00:20:26,464 --> 00:20:27,931
and Clair.
454
00:20:27,931 --> 00:20:29,264
And now...
455
00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:34,064
we are going to
partake of the lovely bird.
456
00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:36,064
Yeah!
457
00:20:36,064 --> 00:20:37,898
But wait,
got another announcement.
458
00:20:37,898 --> 00:20:39,398
( groans of disappointment )
459
00:20:39,398 --> 00:20:40,731
Never mind.
460
00:20:40,731 --> 00:20:42,231
Rudy:
Let's hear it.
461
00:20:42,231 --> 00:20:43,931
Okay.
462
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:47,564
The huxtable tradition
has always been
463
00:20:47,564 --> 00:20:50,898
that cliff
would carve the turkey.
464
00:20:50,898 --> 00:20:53,631
This year I am thankful
465
00:20:53,631 --> 00:20:57,031
to look upon
the face of my son
466
00:20:57,031 --> 00:20:59,564
as he carves the turkey.
467
00:20:59,564 --> 00:21:02,298
I turn over to him
"Old hickory."
468
00:21:02,298 --> 00:21:04,431
All right!
469
00:21:07,464 --> 00:21:09,898
Now talk it through.
470
00:21:11,331 --> 00:21:16,231
( imitating Julia CHILD: )
first, you cut a slice
471
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:17,764
along the grain...
472
00:21:25,098 --> 00:21:30,864
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