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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,788 --> 00:00:41,455 - Yes? - [Child] Yep. 2 00:00:43,349 --> 00:00:46,960 - Okay well, through here we have Camelot. 3 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,931 And as you can see it may not be Buckingham Palace, 4 00:00:49,931 --> 00:00:52,691 but you'll certainly find lots of kings inside. 5 00:00:52,691 --> 00:00:53,949 If you like to come through here, 6 00:00:53,949 --> 00:00:57,531 you can see our fantastic entrance hall, 7 00:00:57,531 --> 00:01:01,614 and in here, yes indeed, is the queen of Camelot. 8 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:06,239 It is our very own sandwich cutter royal. 9 00:01:06,239 --> 00:01:08,891 - Where'd she get that from darling? 10 00:01:08,891 --> 00:01:09,891 - [Daughter] Dad bought it for me. 11 00:01:09,891 --> 00:01:11,289 - Just replaced the other one. 12 00:01:11,289 --> 00:01:12,611 We didn't talk about it? 13 00:01:12,611 --> 00:01:14,280 - No, you wanted a camera! 14 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:15,408 A camera! 15 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,241 - It is a camera! 16 00:01:16,241 --> 00:01:18,872 - Honestly, what'd you... - Oh! 17 00:01:18,872 --> 00:01:21,955 (footsteps stomping) 18 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,432 - Hey, what are you doing, credit card? 19 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:25,461 - Just in case. - No! 20 00:01:25,461 --> 00:01:27,051 - Yes, til we make sure. 21 00:01:27,051 --> 00:01:28,141 - We are sure! 22 00:01:28,141 --> 00:01:30,140 - I'm sorry love, I am. 23 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:31,300 I don't think she's up. 24 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,121 - [Daughter] She ran away screaming. 25 00:01:33,121 --> 00:01:34,681 - Where did whizzle get this from? 26 00:01:34,681 --> 00:01:35,700 - [Daughter] That's none of your business! 27 00:01:35,700 --> 00:01:38,297 - That's a video camera to replace the other one. 28 00:01:38,297 --> 00:01:39,630 So me and your mum are talking about this-- 29 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:40,463 - [Daughter] Oh, move your ugly mush out of my screen! 30 00:01:40,463 --> 00:01:41,296 You'll crack it! 31 00:01:41,296 --> 00:01:43,700 - I fancy jumping on my computer so I can get an upgrade. 32 00:01:43,700 --> 00:01:45,150 - [Father] I'll just remind you, 33 00:01:45,150 --> 00:01:46,419 if you hadn't been acting a goat, 34 00:01:46,419 --> 00:01:48,918 I would never have stood on the camera in the first place. 35 00:01:48,918 --> 00:01:49,751 - Yeah, my fault as usual. 36 00:01:49,751 --> 00:01:50,584 - [Daughter] Get out of the way! 37 00:01:50,584 --> 00:01:51,912 - [Father] You'll get a new thing broken! 38 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:52,942 - [Daughter] (shouts) Mom! 39 00:01:52,942 --> 00:01:54,222 - Judy, don't be selfish. 40 00:01:54,222 --> 00:01:55,632 Let him have a turn. 41 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:56,715 - Okay, stop! 42 00:01:59,622 --> 00:02:02,552 - [Brother] Oh, look at the pair on that! 43 00:02:02,552 --> 00:02:03,563 - [Father] Oi! 44 00:02:03,563 --> 00:02:05,574 - [Brother] (singing playfully) 45 00:02:05,574 --> 00:02:06,662 - [Daughter] Dad! (family laughs) 46 00:02:06,662 --> 00:02:10,829 - [Father] Hey, what are you doing? (laughs) 47 00:02:13,224 --> 00:02:15,641 - [Daughter] This is my room. 48 00:02:17,263 --> 00:02:18,930 These are my photos. 49 00:02:20,192 --> 00:02:21,645 I do most of them at the park. 50 00:02:21,645 --> 00:02:23,895 That's one of my favorites. 51 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,854 That's my throne, as Dad likes to call it. 52 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:35,737 Shell. 53 00:02:41,855 --> 00:02:43,313 Ah, Mr. Miller. 54 00:02:43,313 --> 00:02:44,935 Scrubbing his animals. 55 00:02:44,935 --> 00:02:46,852 The birds shit on them. 56 00:02:51,633 --> 00:02:52,753 That's Darren. 57 00:02:52,753 --> 00:02:55,586 Don't know why I've still got him. 58 00:02:58,985 --> 00:03:00,068 And that's... 59 00:03:02,903 --> 00:03:03,736 Claire. 60 00:03:15,402 --> 00:03:16,985 Camera meet Claire. 61 00:03:28,121 --> 00:03:30,288 - [Father] Come on, angel. 62 00:03:31,780 --> 00:03:34,949 (footsteps thudding up the stairs) 63 00:03:34,949 --> 00:03:35,829 Come on, angel. 64 00:03:35,829 --> 00:03:38,246 (girl gasps) 65 00:03:39,411 --> 00:03:43,578 (everyone talking simultaneously) 66 00:03:50,120 --> 00:03:52,096 - [Mother] Hey, how is your leg? 67 00:03:52,096 --> 00:03:55,480 - [Daughter] Yep, and what am I supposed to be the filming? 68 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,519 - Just point it out of that window there. 69 00:03:57,519 --> 00:03:58,909 - [Daughter] That one there to film? 70 00:03:58,909 --> 00:04:01,498 - [Father] That! - [Daughter] That? 71 00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:02,989 - [Brother] Two blokes, that one looks a bit lost. 72 00:04:02,989 --> 00:04:06,432 (everyone laughs) 73 00:04:06,432 --> 00:04:08,763 - So, how do you two feel about living 74 00:04:08,763 --> 00:04:10,310 in a house like this then? 75 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:13,032 - [Mother] If your dad gets his promotion. 76 00:04:13,032 --> 00:04:14,282 - [Son] Really? 77 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,588 Yeah, wicked! 78 00:04:17,709 --> 00:04:19,126 - [Father] Angel? 79 00:04:21,363 --> 00:04:23,581 - [Daughter] But, what's wrong with where we live now? 80 00:04:23,581 --> 00:04:25,901 (everyone but daughter laughs) 81 00:04:25,901 --> 00:04:28,568 - [Father] What's wrong with it? 82 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:32,683 - What about that for a view, eh? 83 00:04:35,427 --> 00:04:36,732 - [Father] We'll get these swimming lessons 84 00:04:36,732 --> 00:04:37,933 finally sorted for you, aren't we, eh? 85 00:04:37,933 --> 00:04:39,373 No point having the North Sea in your backyard 86 00:04:39,373 --> 00:04:42,562 if you're afraid of water, is there? 87 00:04:42,562 --> 00:04:44,072 Oh, mermaid, eh? 88 00:04:44,072 --> 00:04:45,322 In her element! 89 00:04:49,121 --> 00:04:52,391 - [Daughter] Dad, do we have to move? 90 00:04:52,391 --> 00:04:53,784 - [Father] It's already happening, Angel. 91 00:04:53,784 --> 00:04:57,281 - [Daughter] Yeah, but... - [Father] But? 92 00:04:57,281 --> 00:04:59,312 Come on, your troubles are my troubles, remember? 93 00:04:59,312 --> 00:05:02,104 Double O dad, troubleshooter! 94 00:05:02,104 --> 00:05:04,771 - [Daughter] It's just, nothing. 95 00:05:06,832 --> 00:05:10,832 - [Father] Honestly angel, you're gonna love it. 96 00:05:13,635 --> 00:05:17,802 - [Daughter] (whispers) Don't drown any of you. 97 00:05:21,789 --> 00:05:23,328 - [Son] Give it here. - [Daughter] Uh, no. 98 00:05:23,328 --> 00:05:25,557 - [Son] Uh, yeah! - [Daughter] Uh, no! 99 00:05:25,557 --> 00:05:27,059 You get off me! 100 00:05:27,059 --> 00:05:27,892 Fuck off! 101 00:05:28,789 --> 00:05:31,872 - [Brother] Watch out for the sharks! 102 00:05:38,317 --> 00:05:39,984 - Oh, toss it to me! 103 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:42,868 - [Son] Not gonna be another Croation timeshare, is it? 104 00:05:42,868 --> 00:05:43,701 - [Mother] Oh, you mean like 105 00:05:43,701 --> 00:05:44,734 the one with no roof so we could 106 00:05:44,734 --> 00:05:46,875 - [Both] See the stars! 107 00:05:46,875 --> 00:05:48,515 - [Mother] Oh, I don't know darling. 108 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:49,441 It'd be brilliant, wouldn't it? 109 00:05:49,441 --> 00:05:50,601 If he got his promotion? 110 00:05:50,601 --> 00:05:53,452 But you know your dad and his dreams. (chuckles) 111 00:05:53,452 --> 00:05:55,060 - [Father] What are you two laughing at? 112 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:57,477 - [Son] We're looking at you. 113 00:06:00,191 --> 00:06:02,311 - [Father] Look, where's this picnic then? 114 00:06:02,311 --> 00:06:05,919 - [Mother] Cold, cold, cold, it's cold! 115 00:06:05,919 --> 00:06:08,629 - [Father] Just want to get one more shot of the house. 116 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:11,161 Anyway you can't talk about wasting tape! 117 00:06:11,161 --> 00:06:13,079 - It wasn't me, alright be like that! 118 00:06:13,079 --> 00:06:15,270 - Me? She won't let me touch it! 119 00:06:15,270 --> 00:06:16,353 - [Father] Alright, alright. 120 00:06:16,353 --> 00:06:18,401 Anyway, I've rewound it back to the beginning of the picnic 121 00:06:18,401 --> 00:06:21,818 (alternative rock music) 122 00:06:27,711 --> 00:06:31,350 - [Daughter] I went to see a new house yesterday. 123 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,100 I think we're moving. 124 00:06:34,870 --> 00:06:36,121 Can't believe it. 125 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:37,191 As soon as you move in there-- 126 00:06:37,191 --> 00:06:40,412 Oh, hi Ray. - [Ray] What you filming? 127 00:06:40,412 --> 00:06:42,211 - [Daughter] I thought I saw a squirrel. 128 00:06:42,211 --> 00:06:43,511 - Really? (chuckles) 129 00:06:43,511 --> 00:06:46,761 Anyway, make sure you get my best side. 130 00:06:47,972 --> 00:06:50,572 That's Ray, dad's mate from work. 131 00:06:50,572 --> 00:06:51,405 - [Mother] You better start going guys. 132 00:06:51,405 --> 00:06:53,012 (mumbles) for work. 133 00:06:53,012 --> 00:06:55,583 - Sorry love, just completely lost track of the time. 134 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:59,750 - (Mother and Ray talking indistinctly) 135 00:07:04,121 --> 00:07:05,692 - Okay, alright you need to be over here. 136 00:07:05,692 --> 00:07:06,543 Okay, you stand next to the table-- 137 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:07,663 - [Daughter] Look, Joe you can film it. 138 00:07:07,663 --> 00:07:08,839 - [Brother] (gasps) - [Mother] Oh, why? 139 00:07:08,839 --> 00:07:09,852 - [Daughter] Cuz I don't feel like it. 140 00:07:09,852 --> 00:07:11,161 - [Brother] She's gonna waste the tape. 141 00:07:11,161 --> 00:07:12,768 - Hah, hah! - [Brother] Smile, moody. 142 00:07:12,768 --> 00:07:14,100 - Come one, leave her alone! 143 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,111 Go behind the door. (front door closes) 144 00:07:15,111 --> 00:07:16,519 (Mother gasps) (Brother shushes everyone) 145 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:18,700 - [Mother] Bobby, stand next to the door. 146 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:21,533 (Brother shushes) 147 00:07:27,679 --> 00:07:28,751 - [Brother] He's coming. 148 00:07:28,751 --> 00:07:30,168 - [Father] Hello? 149 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:32,259 - [Mother] Surprise! 150 00:07:32,259 --> 00:07:34,447 - [Father] (laughs) Wow! Look at that! 151 00:07:34,447 --> 00:07:38,317 - Well? - [Father] (exclaims) 152 00:07:38,317 --> 00:07:39,734 Well, you know... 153 00:07:42,370 --> 00:07:44,378 Oh, you're talking about the promotion? 154 00:07:44,378 --> 00:07:46,461 Oh, well, uh, I got that. 155 00:07:47,980 --> 00:07:48,940 - [Mother] Really? 156 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:49,879 - Promised, didn't I? 157 00:07:49,879 --> 00:07:50,991 - Ah, you! 158 00:07:50,991 --> 00:07:55,158 (Mother and Father exclaim excitedly) 159 00:07:57,559 --> 00:07:58,476 - Piss off! 160 00:08:00,431 --> 00:08:02,798 - Fantastic! That's so good! 161 00:08:02,798 --> 00:08:04,650 - [Daughter] So, we're really moving then? 162 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:05,557 - [Mother] Toot right, we are! 163 00:08:05,557 --> 00:08:06,390 We're gonna put that offer in - [Brother] Cool! 164 00:08:06,390 --> 00:08:07,740 - [Mother] first thing in the morning! 165 00:08:07,740 --> 00:08:08,573 Oh, wow! 166 00:08:09,908 --> 00:08:11,860 Oh, try not to look too happy about it Judith. 167 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:14,839 - I am happy alright, I'm happy! 168 00:08:14,839 --> 00:08:15,988 - [Mother] (exclaims excitedly) 169 00:08:15,988 --> 00:08:16,821 - [Daughter] Well congrats! 170 00:08:16,821 --> 00:08:19,599 - Oh, catch it, catch it, catch it! 171 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:21,182 Oh, steady on, Joe! 172 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:25,023 Some for you! 173 00:08:26,450 --> 00:08:28,207 Some for you! 174 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,374 This is just so brilliant! 175 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:34,428 I think we should have a toast. 176 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:35,999 And no more bad puns. 177 00:08:35,999 --> 00:08:38,090 - [Brother] To pies on the beach! 178 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:39,139 - [Mother] And to the new area 179 00:08:39,139 --> 00:08:40,100 - [Mother And Son] Manager! 180 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,228 - To infinity 181 00:08:41,228 --> 00:08:44,228 - [Everyone except Daughter] Beyond! 182 00:08:47,119 --> 00:08:48,471 - What am I looking for? 183 00:08:48,471 --> 00:08:49,679 It's not on video, is it? 184 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:50,959 I don't know, might be. 185 00:08:50,959 --> 00:08:52,191 She's had that camera. 186 00:08:52,191 --> 00:08:54,359 She could been videoing all me best comedy moments. 187 00:08:54,359 --> 00:08:55,192 - [Mother] You're not warm enough here. 188 00:08:55,192 --> 00:08:56,025 You're warm, but you're not hot. 189 00:08:56,025 --> 00:08:56,951 You need to get hotter 190 00:08:56,951 --> 00:08:58,020 - Warm, but not hot. 191 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,437 Ah! - [Mother] Ah! 192 00:09:00,677 --> 00:09:03,148 The little interloper-- 193 00:09:03,148 --> 00:09:05,119 - [Father] What've we here? 194 00:09:05,119 --> 00:09:07,369 - [Mother] We're moving in. 195 00:09:08,407 --> 00:09:09,574 - Who has been 196 00:09:12,794 --> 00:09:16,294 sneaking things into my comedy collection? 197 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,728 Oh, well. (chuckles) 198 00:09:23,157 --> 00:09:26,197 A pair of second hand glasses for your blind old dad. 199 00:09:26,197 --> 00:09:27,576 - [Brother] We didn't have that much money. 200 00:09:27,576 --> 00:09:29,376 - [Mother] They're not just any old glasses. 201 00:09:29,376 --> 00:09:31,376 - I know whose they are. 202 00:09:33,287 --> 00:09:34,637 Where'd you find them? 203 00:09:34,637 --> 00:09:36,128 - [Brother] On the internet. 204 00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:37,211 - Yeah, well? 205 00:09:41,677 --> 00:09:43,915 - Eric Morecambe. 206 00:09:43,915 --> 00:09:44,998 Comedy great. 207 00:09:47,301 --> 00:09:49,741 Hello, hello! (Mother chuckles) 208 00:09:49,741 --> 00:09:50,821 What do you think of the show so far? 209 00:09:50,821 --> 00:09:52,970 - [Everyone] Rubbish! 210 00:09:52,970 --> 00:09:55,637 - [Daughter] That was good, dad. 211 00:09:58,810 --> 00:10:00,143 - It's all mine. 212 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:04,236 It's all perfect. 213 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:08,763 Sorry. 214 00:10:13,741 --> 00:10:17,908 (Mother mumbles) - [Father] Sorry. 215 00:10:20,829 --> 00:10:24,558 (birds tweeting) (bee buzzing) 216 00:10:24,558 --> 00:10:25,789 - [Mother] On with it! 217 00:10:25,789 --> 00:10:28,610 A little list on the pin board, alright? 218 00:10:28,610 --> 00:10:30,029 Things we have to do today. 219 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:32,900 Do something about the hole in the garden. 220 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,490 And you are going to ring the mortgage people. 221 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:37,689 And I am going to ring the schools, 222 00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,090 when I get back from work. 223 00:10:39,090 --> 00:10:40,460 And then we should be-- 224 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,359 - [Daughter] (whispers) Yes, dad's doing his trick 225 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:44,199 for the millionth time. - [Father] Mortgage? 226 00:10:44,199 --> 00:10:46,479 - [Mother] You're listening to me, aren't you? 227 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,610 - Yes, my sweetheart, every word. 228 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:52,229 No, I was, you said to do the pond and the list. 229 00:10:52,229 --> 00:10:54,029 - [Mother] You see, you don't pay any attention, do you? 230 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,101 - [Father] What? - [Mother] Pond! 231 00:10:55,101 --> 00:10:56,880 It's been like that for a year, Andy! 232 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,861 - [Father] It's not been a year at all. 233 00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:59,829 It's been nine months if that. 234 00:10:59,829 --> 00:11:01,069 We had a lot of rain! - [Daughter] The pond. 235 00:11:01,069 --> 00:11:02,661 - [Father] Can't disturb the topsoil when it's raining. 236 00:11:02,661 --> 00:11:03,689 Everybody knows that. 237 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,358 - [Mother] I remember the Great Yorkshire monsoon 238 00:11:05,358 --> 00:11:07,259 kept everybody inside for months. 239 00:11:07,259 --> 00:11:10,718 - (grumbles) Nevermind, it'll be gone tomorrow. 240 00:11:10,718 --> 00:11:12,259 Alakazam! 241 00:11:12,259 --> 00:11:14,626 - Good, now stop fucking about. 242 00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:15,459 - [Father] Hey! - [Mother] Please! 243 00:11:15,459 --> 00:11:16,292 And let's get inside and get on. 244 00:11:16,292 --> 00:11:18,187 - Tommy Cooper doesn't have these problems. 245 00:11:18,187 --> 00:11:20,179 - [Mother] And you put your eyes back in. 246 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:22,012 The birds'll have 'em! 247 00:11:23,905 --> 00:11:25,379 - [Mother] Stop ogling the bouncing lady! 248 00:11:25,379 --> 00:11:26,659 - [Son] (laughs) I'm not! 249 00:11:26,659 --> 00:11:28,025 - [Mother] Honestly love, girls prefer 250 00:11:28,025 --> 00:11:30,187 if you're not quite so obvious. 251 00:11:30,187 --> 00:11:32,998 Don't we, Judith? - [Daughter] It's gross. 252 00:11:32,998 --> 00:11:34,619 - Nice spot, Judith! 253 00:11:34,619 --> 00:11:36,452 - [Daughter] Hah, hah. 254 00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:48,718 (ball bouncing) - [Neighbor] Hello? 255 00:11:48,718 --> 00:11:49,551 Hello? 256 00:11:53,689 --> 00:11:54,809 - [Brother] Hey, are you alright? 257 00:11:54,809 --> 00:11:55,767 - You alright? - [Brother] You know, 258 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:57,347 if you wanted to come around you can just ask me. 259 00:11:57,347 --> 00:12:00,019 - I'm just getting my ball. (Daughter breathing heavily) 260 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,377 - You're getting good. - Thanks. 261 00:12:01,377 --> 00:12:04,247 - Wait, I'll get you that CD you want of DJ Jose Beef mix. 262 00:12:04,247 --> 00:12:06,729 - It's fine (mumbles). 263 00:12:06,729 --> 00:12:08,278 - I've got loads, you can have them any time you want, 264 00:12:08,278 --> 00:12:09,111 you know what I mean? 265 00:12:09,111 --> 00:12:10,358 - I'll get it later (mumbles). 266 00:12:10,358 --> 00:12:11,424 - Well look, you can call, text message-- 267 00:12:11,424 --> 00:12:13,224 (Daughter's shoe scrapes ground) 268 00:12:13,224 --> 00:12:14,744 What are you doing? 269 00:12:14,744 --> 00:12:15,911 - Just a joke. 270 00:12:16,885 --> 00:12:18,554 You're sense of humor is a cracker. 271 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:21,056 She's agoraphobic, we're saving up for a rabbit hutch. 272 00:12:21,056 --> 00:12:22,725 - I really gotta go. 273 00:12:22,725 --> 00:12:25,392 - Alright then, see ya! - See ya! 274 00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:27,763 - Try better next time, Judith. 275 00:12:27,763 --> 00:12:29,224 Someone might laugh. 276 00:12:29,224 --> 00:12:32,034 - [Daughter] Fuck off! - [Brother] Geek. 277 00:12:32,034 --> 00:12:34,617 (upbeat music) 278 00:12:40,984 --> 00:12:41,817 - Hi. 279 00:12:47,154 --> 00:12:47,987 Hey. 280 00:12:57,273 --> 00:12:58,106 Oh, hi! 281 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:03,177 Hey, uh... 282 00:13:08,274 --> 00:13:09,107 Oh, hi! 283 00:13:11,704 --> 00:13:14,371 Let's see how stupid this looks. 284 00:13:15,576 --> 00:13:17,584 (seagulls calling) - [Mother] Oh, 285 00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:19,167 don't just dive in! 286 00:13:22,274 --> 00:13:24,216 (car alarms ringing) - [Daughter] I spy 287 00:13:24,216 --> 00:13:26,176 with my little eye, 288 00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,525 Joe smoking in the garden. 289 00:13:28,525 --> 00:13:31,594 Dad would kill him if he knew. 290 00:13:31,594 --> 00:13:34,304 Hey, maybe I can blackmail him. 291 00:13:34,304 --> 00:13:37,656 That will teach him to embarrass me in front of you. 292 00:13:37,656 --> 00:13:40,073 Welcome to night vision, Joe. 293 00:13:43,224 --> 00:13:44,057 Dad? 294 00:13:50,144 --> 00:13:51,274 - [Father] Go, go, go! 295 00:13:51,274 --> 00:13:52,112 Right, you filming? 296 00:13:52,112 --> 00:13:53,525 Are you filming? - [Daughter] Yeah, yeah I am! 297 00:13:53,525 --> 00:13:54,504 - [Father] Right, okay. 298 00:13:54,504 --> 00:13:55,393 - [Daughter] Look, you know she's never gonna go for this. 299 00:13:55,393 --> 00:13:57,400 - [Father] No, she will, believe me. 300 00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,733 Right, okay, so. 301 00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,477 (whispering) Here we are at the King's, 302 00:14:01,477 --> 00:14:02,586 and we've got a bit of a surprise. 303 00:14:02,586 --> 00:14:04,758 It's Sheila King! 304 00:14:04,758 --> 00:14:07,307 Because what we know, that you know, that she doesn't know 305 00:14:07,307 --> 00:14:09,398 is that we've got one hell of a surprise 306 00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:10,530 for her this afternoon! 307 00:14:10,530 --> 00:14:14,080 So, follow me! (snickers) 308 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,869 - [Mother] Excuse me, what's going on? 309 00:14:16,869 --> 00:14:18,840 - [Man] Special delivery, Mrs. King. 310 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:19,970 - What sort of delivery? 311 00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:21,266 - Special delivery. 312 00:14:21,266 --> 00:14:22,099 - [Daughter] Quite convincing. 313 00:14:22,099 --> 00:14:23,450 - No, I'm sorry, but I think you must have come 314 00:14:23,450 --> 00:14:24,283 to the wrong house. 315 00:14:24,283 --> 00:14:26,090 - No, we've-- - (shouting) Mrs. Sheila King! 316 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:27,890 Yes, your husband has arranged a surprise 317 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,210 for you this afternoon! 318 00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:30,400 Thank you very much, Stu! 319 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,349 - It's you, isn't it? 320 00:14:31,349 --> 00:14:32,418 The man off the tele! 321 00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:34,789 - Well, - Gosh, am I on the tele now? 322 00:14:34,789 --> 00:14:37,330 - There we go, look and smile! 323 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,210 - (squeals) Now husband's going to be so upset! 324 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:40,789 - Well, I've got a surprise for you, 325 00:14:40,789 --> 00:14:43,570 because in fact, I am your husband! 326 00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,549 - (laughs) What a shock! 327 00:14:45,549 --> 00:14:47,949 - Right, come this way. 328 00:14:47,949 --> 00:14:49,269 Nope, straight through. 329 00:14:49,269 --> 00:14:50,102 - What's that noise in our garden? 330 00:14:50,102 --> 00:14:51,920 - You'll find out soon enough, come on. 331 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,130 Through we go! 332 00:14:53,130 --> 00:14:54,040 Excuse me gentlemen, coming through, 333 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,090 coming through, this way! 334 00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:57,698 Quickly Judith, cuz I want you to get your mother's face! 335 00:14:57,698 --> 00:14:58,536 - [Daughter] Okay, yeah! 336 00:14:58,536 --> 00:14:59,369 - [Mother] What is going on? (gasps) 337 00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:00,326 - [Father] Right into the back! 338 00:15:00,326 --> 00:15:01,159 - Yes! 339 00:15:03,825 --> 00:15:04,658 - [Daughter] Dad! 340 00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:05,835 - [Father] Here we go! 341 00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,523 - What are you doing? 342 00:15:07,523 --> 00:15:11,654 (yelling) He's supposed to be filling it in! 343 00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,393 What are you doing? 344 00:15:13,393 --> 00:15:15,665 - Sweetheart, I-- - [Mother] Get out of there! 345 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,625 Get out of there now, you stupid idiot! 346 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:18,802 Get off! - Sweetheart, 347 00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:20,985 I had a complete brain wave! 348 00:15:20,985 --> 00:15:22,354 - Judith, come over here. - [Mother] I don't know, 349 00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:23,475 - [Daughter] Alright, alright. 350 00:15:23,475 --> 00:15:25,025 - [Mother] what you think you're doing, take it out! 351 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,475 - [Father] Complete brain wave this morning! 352 00:15:26,475 --> 00:15:29,873 I went to get the topsoil to fill in the pond, 353 00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:32,574 and while I was there, I had a genius idea! 354 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:36,094 Instead of filling it in, let's make it bigger! 355 00:15:36,094 --> 00:15:38,502 It'll add 20 grand on the value of the house, 356 00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,835 because we will have a pool! 357 00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:45,363 - Have you completely lost it? 358 00:15:45,363 --> 00:15:47,603 (yelling) We are selling the house! 359 00:15:47,603 --> 00:15:51,065 - Exactly and this way we can whack the price up! 360 00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,174 - [Daughter] Dad, I told you this would happen. 361 00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:54,414 - [Father] It'll only take us a fortnight! 362 00:15:54,414 --> 00:15:56,163 - I've got buyers coming. 363 00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:57,222 What we gonna do? 364 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:59,843 What we gonna say when they see all this? 365 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,243 - [Father] No, it's fine, it's fine! 366 00:16:01,243 --> 00:16:02,076 - [Daughter] Dad! 367 00:16:02,076 --> 00:16:03,313 They'll be able to use their imagination. 368 00:16:03,313 --> 00:16:04,665 - Would you get out of there now? 369 00:16:04,665 --> 00:16:06,403 - And then we can show them the brochure, can't we? 370 00:16:06,403 --> 00:16:09,320 (Mother muttering) 371 00:16:10,212 --> 00:16:11,734 - [Daughter] Dad, I told you this would happen. 372 00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:14,465 - I can't believe you're doing all this 373 00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:16,443 and you didn't even ask me! 374 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:19,643 Your daughter's terrified of water! 375 00:16:19,643 --> 00:16:21,092 - She's fine with it, aren't you angel? 376 00:16:21,092 --> 00:16:22,454 - [Daughter] I'm not bothered. 377 00:16:22,454 --> 00:16:23,902 - Look, hey, that's not the point. 378 00:16:23,902 --> 00:16:25,553 The point is that we'll get to move-- 379 00:16:25,553 --> 00:16:27,294 - (yelling) Will you stop bringing stuff in? 380 00:16:27,294 --> 00:16:28,843 - Get your mum's face. 381 00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:30,972 We'll get to move quicker. 382 00:16:30,972 --> 00:16:34,443 That's the whole point, you know? 383 00:16:34,443 --> 00:16:37,147 Alright then, okay, we can send it back-- 384 00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:38,395 - Yes! - If that's what you want. 385 00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:39,228 - Yes, do that that! 386 00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:40,507 Just get it all taken back! 387 00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:42,107 - Well, I just wish you'd be practical. 388 00:16:42,107 --> 00:16:43,846 - (screams) Me? 389 00:16:43,846 --> 00:16:47,179 - (Brother beat boxing) 390 00:16:52,835 --> 00:16:56,002 (Brother beat boxing) 391 00:17:01,801 --> 00:17:04,968 (Brother beat boxing) 392 00:17:06,978 --> 00:17:09,063 DJ Joe on the microphone! 393 00:17:09,063 --> 00:17:11,138 (Daughter screams playfully and laughs) 394 00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:12,000 - [Father] And here we go! 395 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,237 All the way around! All the way around! 396 00:17:13,237 --> 00:17:14,418 - [Daughter] Dad, we missed it! (laughs) 397 00:17:14,418 --> 00:17:15,251 - [Father] Oh, we missed what? 398 00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,240 - [Mother] You missed it! 399 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:19,584 (Brother mouth fiddles) 400 00:17:19,584 --> 00:17:23,334 (everyone clamors playfully) 401 00:17:26,572 --> 00:17:27,405 - Ooh! 402 00:17:28,562 --> 00:17:31,979 Oh, oh, oh, oh, (groans) 403 00:17:37,612 --> 00:17:38,604 - Oh, hiya Ray! 404 00:17:38,604 --> 00:17:39,632 - [Father] Look who it is! 405 00:17:39,632 --> 00:17:40,892 - Come here, sweetheart! 406 00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,652 - I'm sorry to intrude, but well, 407 00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:44,262 I heard you from the outside. 408 00:17:44,262 --> 00:17:45,193 I've been trying to call you. 409 00:17:45,193 --> 00:17:47,102 - [Father] Yeah, my mobile's been on the blink 410 00:17:47,102 --> 00:17:49,452 and then the portable decided to commit suicide. 411 00:17:49,452 --> 00:17:50,531 - [Daughter] Hey, Ray. 412 00:17:50,531 --> 00:17:51,561 - [Father] But let's go in 413 00:17:51,561 --> 00:17:52,462 and we'll have a bit of a chat, shall we? 414 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:53,295 - [Mother] Look at you, are these new? 415 00:17:53,295 --> 00:17:54,489 - [Ray] Well yeah, they are. 416 00:17:54,489 --> 00:17:56,102 - [Mother] And we liking the commissions, aren't we? 417 00:17:56,102 --> 00:17:58,481 - [Father] Yay, he's Mr. Successful now! 418 00:17:58,481 --> 00:18:00,353 - Come on have a drink, 419 00:18:00,353 --> 00:18:01,519 you'll have a gin and tea, won't ya? 420 00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,513 - [Father] Yeah, we can have one in the kitchen. 421 00:18:02,513 --> 00:18:03,858 (everyone talking simultaneously) 422 00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:06,608 - You will? I'll get you a glass. 423 00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,782 - So, what's going on here? 424 00:18:10,782 --> 00:18:12,090 You starting a mine or something? 425 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:14,390 - [Father] Just a bit of DIY, you know, home improvement? 426 00:18:14,390 --> 00:18:17,742 - [Woman] They added a swimming pool, can you believe that? 427 00:18:17,742 --> 00:18:20,659 (everyone talking) 428 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:26,959 - [Man] So, swimming pool, dream come true for you? 429 00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,702 - [Mother] Well, actually it's just genius over here 430 00:18:29,702 --> 00:18:31,952 hacking up the house price. 431 00:18:33,388 --> 00:18:35,449 - [Daughter] (whispers) Can I get you a drink, Claire? 432 00:18:35,449 --> 00:18:36,361 - [Mother] Because we are going 433 00:18:36,361 --> 00:18:37,639 to have a barbecue to celebrate. 434 00:18:37,639 --> 00:18:39,099 - [Daughter] (whispers) Want something to drink, Claire? 435 00:18:39,099 --> 00:18:42,016 (everyone talking) 436 00:18:47,110 --> 00:18:49,419 - Anyway it'll be the last chance we get to barbecue 437 00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:51,550 before we move. (police siren blaring) 438 00:18:51,550 --> 00:18:55,009 - Jesus yeah, completely forgot to tell you about the fact 439 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,950 that we're moving, yeah, yeah. 440 00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,658 Uh, it happened very suddenly, 441 00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:00,659 but we're off to the coast, hopefully. 442 00:19:00,659 --> 00:19:02,539 - Mmh, yeah. - I think. 443 00:19:02,539 --> 00:19:05,030 - A little beach house. 444 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:07,639 - Oh, candid camera behind you! 445 00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:08,472 (everyone cheers and laughs) 446 00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:10,998 You see, give it a wave! 447 00:19:10,998 --> 00:19:12,557 - Definitely not-- (Mother coughs) 448 00:19:12,557 --> 00:19:13,958 - [Man] Have you won the lottery or something? 449 00:19:13,958 --> 00:19:15,861 - [Father] How so? Cheers! - [Mother] No, I mean-- 450 00:19:15,861 --> 00:19:17,149 - And down in one! 451 00:19:17,149 --> 00:19:19,411 One, two, three, let's see if we can do it, shall we? 452 00:19:19,411 --> 00:19:20,244 - Cheers 453 00:19:22,592 --> 00:19:24,219 - That's great you'll be ready for another. 454 00:19:24,219 --> 00:19:25,719 In you come and... 455 00:19:27,931 --> 00:19:29,632 - [Woman] What was that about? 456 00:19:29,632 --> 00:19:31,799 - [Mother] I have no idea. 457 00:19:32,912 --> 00:19:34,080 - Try now, turn the ignition. 458 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:34,913 - [Daughter] Looks like dad's broken 459 00:19:34,913 --> 00:19:37,620 another piece of equipment. 460 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,840 He's trying to pretend he can fix it. 461 00:19:40,840 --> 00:19:42,840 This may take some time. 462 00:19:44,272 --> 00:19:46,269 Alright, it's enough, it's enough. 463 00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,120 That's your mum. 464 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,953 Hanging out your wash. 465 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,891 Your basket bouquet. 466 00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:56,474 - [Father] Not enough. - [Brother] Alright. 467 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,192 (machine clanking) 468 00:19:59,192 --> 00:20:02,569 - Fucking bloody stupid - [Brother] Knackered. 469 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:04,850 - Oh stupid (hits machine) (grumbles) bloody thing! 470 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,267 (alternative rock music) 471 00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:20,428 - [Daughter] (breathlessly) Claire. 472 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:34,737 (both laughing) 473 00:20:45,707 --> 00:20:46,897 - [Claire] You're gonna be wet! 474 00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,147 - [Brother] Me? 475 00:21:02,848 --> 00:21:04,398 - [Daughter] Hi, Claire! 476 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:05,231 Claire? 477 00:21:06,726 --> 00:21:09,143 (slams door) 478 00:21:11,617 --> 00:21:14,367 (Daughter cries) 479 00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,916 - Of course, I left a message. 480 00:21:19,916 --> 00:21:20,749 - You left a message? 481 00:21:20,749 --> 00:21:21,754 - Confirming the offer! 482 00:21:21,754 --> 00:21:22,596 - With our secretary? 483 00:21:22,596 --> 00:21:26,145 - Yeah, no, no, on your answer phone. 484 00:21:26,145 --> 00:21:27,425 - Left a message on their answer phone? 485 00:21:27,425 --> 00:21:28,566 - Yes, that's what answer phones are for. 486 00:21:28,566 --> 00:21:29,646 Oh, for God's sake! 487 00:21:29,646 --> 00:21:31,726 - Well, I didn't know nobody was going to check it, did I? 488 00:21:31,726 --> 00:21:33,926 - I assure you Mr. King I haven't had any message. 489 00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:35,457 - Look, it's fine it's not the end of the world. 490 00:21:35,457 --> 00:21:36,714 We'll just start again. 491 00:21:36,714 --> 00:21:38,956 Alright, we'd like to confirm our offer. 492 00:21:38,956 --> 00:21:41,143 - [Brother] (slams car door) Dad's fucked up again. 493 00:21:41,143 --> 00:21:41,977 - [Daughter] Shut up. 494 00:21:41,977 --> 00:21:43,316 - [Realtor] We've had another offer from another family. 495 00:21:43,316 --> 00:21:45,806 - Are you filming? - No. 496 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:46,639 - [Father] How much higher? 497 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:48,722 - [Realtor] 7,000 pounds. 498 00:21:51,774 --> 00:21:54,177 - [Father] Right, and you expect us to top that, do you? 499 00:21:54,177 --> 00:21:55,308 - [Realtor] Well, that is up to you, Mr.-- 500 00:21:55,308 --> 00:21:57,126 - [Father] No! I'm sorry, it's not! 501 00:21:57,126 --> 00:21:59,017 This is a mistake that was made in your office! 502 00:21:59,017 --> 00:21:59,850 - Mr. King-- 503 00:21:59,850 --> 00:22:01,788 - No, I'm sorry, it's out of order, 504 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:02,977 and I want to talk to your boss. 505 00:22:02,977 --> 00:22:05,714 - I am the co-owner of the business, Mr. King. 506 00:22:05,714 --> 00:22:06,547 Now I'd be happy to show you-- 507 00:22:06,547 --> 00:22:08,464 - Okay, enough, enough! 508 00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:20,347 (seagulls calling) 509 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,036 Listen up... 510 00:22:26,806 --> 00:22:28,894 - [Daughter] (whispers) What is it, dad? 511 00:22:28,894 --> 00:22:30,644 - [Mother] Listening. 512 00:22:35,193 --> 00:22:37,026 - Right well, we'll... 513 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:40,254 You got us over a barrel, we'll better their offer. 514 00:22:40,254 --> 00:22:41,265 We will put in 10 grand. 515 00:22:41,265 --> 00:22:43,734 Three grand above theirs, will that do it? 516 00:22:43,734 --> 00:22:44,894 - Yeah, that-- - Brilliant! 517 00:22:44,894 --> 00:22:46,644 Okay, problem solved! 518 00:22:49,218 --> 00:22:52,551 - Zombie ninja fight, round five, fight! 519 00:22:53,606 --> 00:22:58,275 Choose weapon! (imitates gun shooting) 520 00:22:58,275 --> 00:23:00,106 - What the hell are you doing with my camera? 521 00:23:00,106 --> 00:23:01,235 (Brother imitates gun shooting) 522 00:23:01,235 --> 00:23:02,546 - Give it back! 523 00:23:02,546 --> 00:23:03,629 Give it back! 524 00:23:04,885 --> 00:23:07,302 - [Brother] Aim for the head! 525 00:23:09,298 --> 00:23:11,465 Scanning for a new weapon. 526 00:23:12,568 --> 00:23:14,318 Trusty trowel, ha ha! 527 00:23:15,237 --> 00:23:17,186 The garden spoon of doom! 528 00:23:17,186 --> 00:23:19,056 - [Daughter] Why don't you fuck yourself with that? 529 00:23:19,056 --> 00:23:20,167 - [Brother] Hello, Mr. Miller. 530 00:23:20,167 --> 00:23:22,128 We meet again. 531 00:23:22,128 --> 00:23:24,545 Get Mr. Miller off my island. 532 00:23:26,458 --> 00:23:30,486 (gasps) Arguing in the ranks, this is not a good sign. 533 00:23:30,486 --> 00:23:32,727 We'll have to finish mission alone. 534 00:23:32,727 --> 00:23:36,894 (Brother imitates firing a missile) 535 00:23:38,276 --> 00:23:41,004 (Brother imitates firing missles) 536 00:23:41,004 --> 00:23:42,855 - [Father] (yells gibberish) 537 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:45,133 - [Brother] Enemy attacking! 538 00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:49,216 (Brother imitates rapid gunfire) 539 00:23:50,255 --> 00:23:51,159 Bullet on this! 540 00:23:51,159 --> 00:23:55,242 Hey! - [Daughter] (laughs) Loser! 541 00:23:56,308 --> 00:23:59,028 - [Father] That would have been great if you'd been framed. 542 00:23:59,028 --> 00:24:01,837 - [Brother] Yeah, that was really funny. 543 00:24:01,837 --> 00:24:04,128 - [Father] And go! 544 00:24:04,128 --> 00:24:07,468 So, here we are in the garden of the super Kings, 545 00:24:07,468 --> 00:24:09,608 and what's happening today, angel? 546 00:24:09,608 --> 00:24:10,759 We're digging a pool. 547 00:24:10,759 --> 00:24:13,718 I'm doing the shoveling and Joe's wheeling the barrow. 548 00:24:13,718 --> 00:24:15,769 (everyone laughs) 549 00:24:15,769 --> 00:24:17,797 - [Father] You must be joking! 550 00:24:17,797 --> 00:24:18,630 - [Brother] One more! 551 00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:20,819 - [Father] Happy where you were before. 552 00:24:20,819 --> 00:24:22,486 Okay and off you go! 553 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:27,100 It's a happy day in the super Kings' garden. 554 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:29,508 And tell me, angel, what's happening today? 555 00:24:29,508 --> 00:24:30,397 - We're digging a pool. 556 00:24:30,397 --> 00:24:33,689 I'm shoveling and Joe's wheeling. 557 00:24:33,689 --> 00:24:35,287 (Brother cries out) 558 00:24:35,287 --> 00:24:36,347 - [Father] (laughs) No! 559 00:24:36,347 --> 00:24:39,388 Look the tele people will never give us 250 quid 560 00:24:39,388 --> 00:24:41,020 unless you make it more real! 561 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,117 - [Daughter] You go when I say barrow. 562 00:24:43,117 --> 00:24:45,029 - [Father] Don't look back. 563 00:24:45,029 --> 00:24:47,189 Okay, okay, this time-- 564 00:24:47,189 --> 00:24:48,898 - [Brother] I think the last one was alright. 565 00:24:48,898 --> 00:24:51,146 - [Father] Alright, let's ask our audience. 566 00:24:51,146 --> 00:24:52,038 Was it alright? 567 00:24:52,038 --> 00:24:54,228 - I think we should do it again, cuz it was rubbish. 568 00:24:54,228 --> 00:24:55,558 - [Father] I think we should do it again, too. 569 00:24:55,558 --> 00:24:58,538 Jings, concentrate please! 570 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,896 Here we are in the garden of the super Kings. 571 00:25:00,896 --> 00:25:03,578 And what's happening today, love? 572 00:25:03,578 --> 00:25:05,320 - I'm digging a pool. 573 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,658 I'm shoveling and Joe's wheeling. 574 00:25:07,658 --> 00:25:09,760 - [Father] Right, and (sighs) 575 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,685 (Daughter laughs) 576 00:25:11,685 --> 00:25:12,518 Come on! 577 00:25:14,789 --> 00:25:18,360 Look surprised, do that thing you did with your arms. 578 00:25:18,360 --> 00:25:20,040 Look, I'll show ya! 579 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:20,873 Here. 580 00:25:24,378 --> 00:25:27,207 - [Brother] Told you it hurt. 581 00:25:27,207 --> 00:25:28,418 - [Father] It didn't hurt. 582 00:25:28,418 --> 00:25:29,949 - [Brother] It hurt. 583 00:25:29,949 --> 00:25:30,936 - [Father] It didn't hurt, 584 00:25:30,936 --> 00:25:33,769 I was just pretending, you birnit. 585 00:25:35,646 --> 00:25:36,878 (Brother spits) 586 00:25:36,878 --> 00:25:39,097 - You filming that? - [Daughter] No. 587 00:25:39,097 --> 00:25:41,638 - [Father] Okay, lots of fun and here we are! 588 00:25:41,638 --> 00:25:43,745 In the super Kings' garden, 589 00:25:43,745 --> 00:25:46,725 and what is happening today? 590 00:25:46,725 --> 00:25:47,615 - We're digging a pool. 591 00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:49,918 I'm shoveling, Joe's wheeling. 592 00:25:49,918 --> 00:25:54,001 - [Father] Okay, and (yells) no! 593 00:25:54,966 --> 00:25:57,828 Come on, that's not what you did before! 594 00:25:57,828 --> 00:25:58,828 Now get out! 595 00:25:59,846 --> 00:26:01,598 Now you're starting to take the piss! 596 00:26:01,598 --> 00:26:02,765 One last time! 597 00:26:04,718 --> 00:26:05,551 You ready? 598 00:26:06,616 --> 00:26:07,494 I'm talking to you, are you ready? 599 00:26:07,494 --> 00:26:10,718 - [Brother] (yells) Yes! - [Father] Right, go. 600 00:26:10,718 --> 00:26:12,686 So what's happening today, angel, 601 00:26:12,686 --> 00:26:14,457 in the garden of the super Kings? 602 00:26:14,457 --> 00:26:15,290 - We're digging a pool. 603 00:26:15,290 --> 00:26:17,638 Shoveling soil and then Joe's wheeling-- 604 00:26:17,638 --> 00:26:21,056 - [Father] Digging the pool, okay-- 605 00:26:21,056 --> 00:26:23,625 (yells) Now you are just not trying! 606 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,545 - [Brother] (screams) It hurts! 607 00:26:24,545 --> 00:26:26,396 - [Father] It doesn't hurt, get out! 608 00:26:26,396 --> 00:26:27,916 - [Daughter] Dad, that was really good! 609 00:26:27,916 --> 00:26:28,966 - [Father] No, it wasn't. 610 00:26:28,966 --> 00:26:29,799 Right. 611 00:26:32,085 --> 00:26:32,918 Again. 612 00:26:33,985 --> 00:26:37,676 So here we are in the garden of the super Kings. 613 00:26:37,676 --> 00:26:40,217 And what's going on today, angel? 614 00:26:40,217 --> 00:26:41,050 - We're digging a pool. 615 00:26:41,050 --> 00:26:44,025 I'm shoveling and Joe's doing the barrow. 616 00:26:44,025 --> 00:26:45,577 - [Father] Okay. (Joe groans) 617 00:26:45,577 --> 00:26:47,336 (yells) You are just not trying! 618 00:26:47,336 --> 00:26:49,086 Will you get with there now? 619 00:26:49,086 --> 00:26:50,025 - [Brother] That's it. - [Daughter] Dad, 620 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:51,356 that was fine. 621 00:26:51,356 --> 00:26:52,795 - [Father] Get out! - [Brother] Fuck off! 622 00:26:52,795 --> 00:26:55,204 - [Father] What did you say? 623 00:26:55,204 --> 00:26:57,246 What did you say? 624 00:26:57,246 --> 00:27:00,537 Why is it that you can't put even the remotest bit 625 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:02,657 of fucking effort into this family? 626 00:27:02,657 --> 00:27:05,145 - [Brother] (yells) Because your fucking ideas are stupid! 627 00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:06,105 That's why! 628 00:27:06,105 --> 00:27:08,945 Let's get a timeshare with no fucking roof! 629 00:27:08,945 --> 00:27:11,716 Let's get mum a card, it's a fucking curtain shop. 630 00:27:11,716 --> 00:27:12,726 Fucking sick! 631 00:27:12,726 --> 00:27:14,177 - [Father] And I'll tell you another fucking stupid idea. 632 00:27:14,177 --> 00:27:16,304 Having a son that was such a fucking-- 633 00:27:16,304 --> 00:27:19,097 - [Brother] No, you're the fucking loser! 634 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,064 - [Father] Selfish little shit! (punch lands) 635 00:27:20,064 --> 00:27:24,231 (Brother screams) - [Daughter] (yells) Dad! 636 00:27:26,785 --> 00:27:28,285 Dad, what's wrong? 637 00:27:30,836 --> 00:27:33,657 - [Father] Nothing, angel, there. 638 00:27:33,657 --> 00:27:35,417 Just a bit of a row, that's all. 639 00:27:35,417 --> 00:27:37,766 - [Daughter] But please Dad, is it work or something? 640 00:27:37,766 --> 00:27:41,366 - No angel, honestly everything's fine, I promise. 641 00:27:41,366 --> 00:27:42,604 - [Daughter] Look, it's not fine. 642 00:27:42,604 --> 00:27:44,305 Just look at yourself. 643 00:27:44,305 --> 00:27:46,107 It's not (mumbles) normal. (crying) 644 00:27:46,107 --> 00:27:48,793 - [Father] Angel, please, please. 645 00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:50,075 - [Daughter] (yells) Oh, just stop treating me like 646 00:27:50,075 --> 00:27:51,908 a bloody kid, alright? 647 00:27:56,515 --> 00:28:00,598 (whispers) Where are you hiding? 648 00:28:10,243 --> 00:28:14,410 - This is the one, this is the one, this is the one. 649 00:28:17,262 --> 00:28:20,179 Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it! 650 00:28:22,854 --> 00:28:26,604 - [Daughter] (whispers) Dad? 651 00:29:08,041 --> 00:29:09,208 What the hell? 652 00:29:22,942 --> 00:29:27,109 I just don't understand what's going on anymore, Dad. 653 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,135 I'm going to find out. 654 00:29:35,679 --> 00:29:39,611 I'm going to show you what you been like. 655 00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:41,041 - [Father] (whispers) Slow down Joe, Joe, Joe! 656 00:29:41,041 --> 00:29:41,874 I want to get the-- 657 00:29:41,874 --> 00:29:42,750 - Dad, that's mine. 658 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:44,521 - [Father] (whispers) Shh, don't be scammish, aye angel? 659 00:29:44,521 --> 00:29:45,420 - No look, I'll do the filming. 660 00:29:45,420 --> 00:29:47,491 - [Father] (whispers) No, no, no, no, shh, 661 00:29:47,491 --> 00:29:48,571 you'll wake your mum. 662 00:29:48,571 --> 00:29:50,810 Right, we're ready? 663 00:29:50,810 --> 00:29:51,810 Smile, kids. 664 00:29:52,850 --> 00:29:54,891 Nice big smile. 665 00:29:54,891 --> 00:29:55,724 Okay? 666 00:29:58,342 --> 00:30:00,981 And (yells) happy birthday! 667 00:30:00,981 --> 00:30:03,250 - [Brother And Daughter] Happy birthday, mum! 668 00:30:03,250 --> 00:30:05,268 - I'm tangled up in the duvet. 669 00:30:05,268 --> 00:30:07,848 - [Father] Oh, that can happen. 670 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,258 Happy birthday! 671 00:30:09,258 --> 00:30:11,258 - Oh gosh, look at that! 672 00:30:13,524 --> 00:30:14,357 How lovely, thank you! 673 00:30:14,357 --> 00:30:15,327 - [Daughter] Blow out your candle. 674 00:30:15,327 --> 00:30:16,937 - [Father] Birthday breakfast for mum. 675 00:30:16,937 --> 00:30:19,408 - [Daughter] Make a wish! 676 00:30:19,408 --> 00:30:21,109 (everyone laughs) 677 00:30:21,109 --> 00:30:23,488 - Oh, thank you darling! 678 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,571 That's lovely, thank you! 679 00:30:27,374 --> 00:30:28,894 - [Father] What could it be? 680 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:30,061 Three guesses! 681 00:30:31,094 --> 00:30:32,703 - Oh, wow! 682 00:30:32,703 --> 00:30:34,404 Oh, that's fantastic! 683 00:30:34,404 --> 00:30:35,237 - [Father] Is that the one you wanted? 684 00:30:35,237 --> 00:30:36,745 - Oh Andy, it's perfect! 685 00:30:36,745 --> 00:30:38,124 - Good! - You were listening! 686 00:30:38,124 --> 00:30:40,724 Aw, that's just great! 687 00:30:40,724 --> 00:30:42,882 That is just great! 688 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,654 - [Father] Perfect for the barbecue! 689 00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,934 - It's not even going to leave any garbage stuff out, is it? 690 00:30:46,934 --> 00:30:47,767 - Certainly is not. 691 00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:50,345 - What happened to you two, did somebody die? 692 00:30:50,345 --> 00:30:52,294 - Oh, they're just miffed 693 00:30:52,294 --> 00:30:54,134 because I dragged them out of bed this morning, 694 00:30:54,134 --> 00:30:57,764 and I made them help with the decorations. 695 00:30:57,764 --> 00:30:58,734 (phone rings) 696 00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,567 - Oh, that'll be nana! 697 00:31:02,774 --> 00:31:03,607 Hello? 698 00:31:05,202 --> 00:31:09,369 Oh, hi Wayne, no sorry it's my birthday, I thought, 699 00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:13,625 Alright, now listen it's my birthday today, right? 700 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:16,958 So you can only give me good news, yeah? 701 00:31:18,412 --> 00:31:20,662 Yeah? Oh, that's fantastic! 702 00:31:21,684 --> 00:31:23,116 They accepted the offer on the house! 703 00:31:23,116 --> 00:31:24,585 - Hey! 704 00:31:24,585 --> 00:31:26,364 - [Mother] That's fantastic, yeah? 705 00:31:26,364 --> 00:31:29,843 Yeah, we'll sort it all out, brilliant. 706 00:31:29,843 --> 00:31:34,196 Listen Wayne, there's been a little bit of delay on our end. 707 00:31:34,196 --> 00:31:36,124 Well, is there anything we can do 708 00:31:36,124 --> 00:31:40,291 to sort of just seal the deal and make it rock solid? 709 00:31:41,505 --> 00:31:42,338 Right. 710 00:31:43,905 --> 00:31:45,766 Oh what, sorry? 711 00:31:45,766 --> 00:31:47,526 Alright, hang on. 712 00:31:47,526 --> 00:31:51,636 (whispers) They haven't even got a lock in agreement. 713 00:31:51,636 --> 00:31:53,136 What's that? Yeah. 714 00:31:54,985 --> 00:31:56,854 Okay, hang on. 715 00:31:56,854 --> 00:31:58,494 It's like we put down a big deposit, 716 00:31:58,494 --> 00:32:00,245 it really seals the deal. 717 00:32:00,245 --> 00:32:01,078 - How big? 718 00:32:02,353 --> 00:32:04,436 - How much would that be? 719 00:32:05,873 --> 00:32:09,804 No, no, sorry, I don't do percentages. 720 00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:11,554 Right, okay, hang on. 721 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,681 21,000 - 21 grand, love. 722 00:32:15,724 --> 00:32:19,262 - But you know with the pool, and new job, and 723 00:32:19,262 --> 00:32:21,313 - I know but our first salary check's not in yet, 724 00:32:21,313 --> 00:32:22,742 and we haven't had any others look at the house. 725 00:32:22,742 --> 00:32:25,453 - I'm sure that the bank will give us a loan. 726 00:32:25,453 --> 00:32:27,673 And it's my birthday. 727 00:32:27,673 --> 00:32:29,374 Andy love me? 728 00:32:29,374 --> 00:32:31,124 And it's my birthday? 729 00:32:34,842 --> 00:32:37,094 - (exclaims) Come on, then! - (Mother laughs) 730 00:32:37,094 --> 00:32:39,324 Yes, yeah we're gonna go for that! 731 00:32:39,324 --> 00:32:41,793 Yeah, I know, fantastic! 732 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:43,872 Okay, brilliant, alright! 733 00:32:43,872 --> 00:32:46,233 (Mother laughs) 734 00:32:46,233 --> 00:32:48,733 - I'll call the bank promptly! 735 00:32:51,622 --> 00:32:52,844 (machine whirring) 736 00:32:52,844 --> 00:32:55,244 - I'm telling you that petrol gauge said half full. 737 00:32:55,244 --> 00:32:57,222 - It didn't say that just now, did it John? 738 00:32:57,222 --> 00:32:59,033 - [John] No shit! 739 00:32:59,033 --> 00:33:00,821 - Well alright, there's something wrong with the gauge then. 740 00:33:00,821 --> 00:33:01,654 Just get rid of it! 741 00:33:01,654 --> 00:33:03,673 - [Mother] Finally! 742 00:33:03,673 --> 00:33:04,923 Fucking action! 743 00:33:06,564 --> 00:33:08,502 - She's wanted elsewhere. 744 00:33:08,502 --> 00:33:11,353 - Barry's just got back from his, what do you call it, job. 745 00:33:11,353 --> 00:33:12,186 Look, come inside-- 746 00:33:12,186 --> 00:33:15,622 - Listen guy, we need to get this finished by Sunday. 747 00:33:15,622 --> 00:33:18,524 - Sheila, Sheila really just go-- 748 00:33:18,524 --> 00:33:21,913 - (Man mumbles under machine whirring) 749 00:33:21,913 --> 00:33:23,212 (Mother whines) 750 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:26,351 - It will be ready in time for your precious barbecue. 751 00:33:26,351 --> 00:33:28,111 - You think the barbecue's important? 752 00:33:28,111 --> 00:33:29,583 The barbecue's not the point, Andy! 753 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,812 The point is the 21,000 pounds we stand to lose for. 754 00:33:32,812 --> 00:33:34,250 The point is getting the house sold 755 00:33:34,250 --> 00:33:36,242 to get this place ready for tenants! 756 00:33:36,242 --> 00:33:38,122 - Why can't you just have a little bit of faith? 757 00:33:38,122 --> 00:33:39,263 I said it'll get done. 758 00:33:39,263 --> 00:33:42,162 Now just keep out of my hair! 759 00:33:42,162 --> 00:33:45,143 - Fine, fine, I'm gonna go make a call. 760 00:33:45,143 --> 00:33:46,503 I'm gonna get this sorted out. 761 00:33:46,503 --> 00:33:48,003 - No, you are not! 762 00:33:51,071 --> 00:33:52,762 Understood? 763 00:33:52,762 --> 00:33:54,182 - Okay. 764 00:33:54,182 --> 00:33:55,015 Okay, dig. 765 00:33:56,171 --> 00:33:57,331 Go on, dig! 766 00:33:57,331 --> 00:33:59,081 Dig to fucking China! 767 00:34:00,670 --> 00:34:02,160 - [Father] Right, that's it, everybody out! 768 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:04,931 Angel, come on, you must have books to read or something. 769 00:34:04,931 --> 00:34:07,851 And you guys, can you clear please, quickly? 770 00:34:07,851 --> 00:34:12,110 I've got some digging to do, thank you very much. 771 00:34:12,110 --> 00:34:12,943 Sorry, Stu. 772 00:34:12,943 --> 00:34:13,891 - Hey, lay off! 773 00:34:13,891 --> 00:34:15,891 - Please, Stu. - Lay off! 774 00:34:24,531 --> 00:34:27,790 - Digging to do, which is fine. 775 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:31,957 You're still there, angel, I told you to go inside. 776 00:34:32,891 --> 00:34:35,139 - [Daughter] Dad, please let me help. 777 00:34:35,139 --> 00:34:36,937 Go on inside, angel. 778 00:34:36,937 --> 00:34:38,400 Do some reading or something. 779 00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:39,590 - [Daughter] Look, it'll be twice as fast 780 00:34:39,590 --> 00:34:40,840 if the two of us dig it. 781 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:42,923 - Please, just go inside! 782 00:34:44,750 --> 00:34:46,240 - [Daughter] It'll help us sell the house quicker. 783 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:49,502 - (laughs) Now she wants to move! 784 00:34:49,502 --> 00:34:50,428 - [Daughter] Dad! 785 00:34:50,428 --> 00:34:54,261 - Look, angel please, will you just go inside! 786 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:04,260 - [Daughter] Can't you see how you're acting? 787 00:35:10,931 --> 00:35:12,181 I want to help. 788 00:35:16,870 --> 00:35:19,110 I have to make you see. 789 00:35:19,110 --> 00:35:22,443 I have to show you how much you changed. 790 00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:28,814 - [Father] I'll be fine officer, really. 791 00:35:28,814 --> 00:35:29,696 - [Mother] You've been a wreck. 792 00:35:29,696 --> 00:35:31,067 - [Father] I know I've been lost, 793 00:35:31,067 --> 00:35:32,416 but they wouldn't let me have my phone 794 00:35:32,416 --> 00:35:34,248 - [Mother] (gasps) Is there blood? 795 00:35:34,248 --> 00:35:35,638 - [Officer] He's fine, we checked him. 796 00:35:35,638 --> 00:35:40,038 - [Father] Shh, I don't want to wake the children, please. 797 00:35:40,038 --> 00:35:40,987 - [Officer] I'll just give you the number 798 00:35:40,987 --> 00:35:42,888 of the victim's card. 799 00:35:42,888 --> 00:35:44,989 - [Father] Look, I'm not a victim here, it's Ray. 800 00:35:44,989 --> 00:35:48,440 - [Woman] It's just in case you need to talk to someone. 801 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:49,857 Okay, good night. 802 00:36:01,147 --> 00:36:03,647 (door closes) 803 00:36:07,101 --> 00:36:08,051 (muffled voices speaking through wall) 804 00:36:08,051 --> 00:36:09,102 - [Father] It wasn't until I got near a turn 805 00:36:09,102 --> 00:36:11,171 that I saw it was Ray. 806 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,088 Oh, Sheila. 807 00:36:14,889 --> 00:36:16,710 The fucking gun turned half of his face. 808 00:36:16,710 --> 00:36:19,409 It was like they took a fucking crowbar to it, you know? 809 00:36:19,409 --> 00:36:20,339 - [Mother] (whispers) Oh, God. 810 00:36:20,339 --> 00:36:23,256 - [Father] He was just lying there. 811 00:36:24,241 --> 00:36:26,241 Why did I suggest meeting him in the pub tonight? 812 00:36:26,241 --> 00:36:27,350 Any other night this wouldn't have happened. 813 00:36:27,350 --> 00:36:28,183 - [Mother] This is not your fault. 814 00:36:28,183 --> 00:36:29,321 - [Father] All for his fucking wallet! 815 00:36:29,321 --> 00:36:32,910 I mean it's his wallet, you know! (sobbing) 816 00:36:32,910 --> 00:36:35,819 Half his face, half his face! 817 00:36:35,819 --> 00:36:39,139 - [Mother] Listen, it could have been you, couldn't it? 818 00:36:39,139 --> 00:36:40,889 Shit! - [Father] At the hospital 819 00:36:40,889 --> 00:36:44,019 they kept saying how he might never, 820 00:36:44,019 --> 00:36:46,259 might never talk again. 821 00:36:46,259 --> 00:36:49,139 I mean it was hanging off. 822 00:36:49,139 --> 00:36:50,579 - [Mother] I mean he's got nobody to look after him. 823 00:36:50,579 --> 00:36:53,149 He has no girlfriend at the moment. 824 00:36:53,149 --> 00:36:55,473 - [Father] I'll have to pitch in hospital help. 825 00:36:55,473 --> 00:36:56,841 - [Mother] Oh, he's a salesman. 826 00:36:56,841 --> 00:36:58,641 What'd he going to do if he can't work? 827 00:36:58,641 --> 00:37:00,101 He can't talk, he can't smile. 828 00:37:00,101 --> 00:37:01,961 - [Father] Somebody will get somebody to cover his accounts 829 00:37:01,961 --> 00:37:04,461 while he's... - [Mother] Jesus. 830 00:37:05,953 --> 00:37:07,542 Come here let me get this jacket off. 831 00:37:07,542 --> 00:37:10,599 I want to see what's going on here. 832 00:37:10,599 --> 00:37:13,771 Oh god, you've got (mumbles). 833 00:37:13,771 --> 00:37:15,271 - [Father] I know. 834 00:37:16,801 --> 00:37:19,233 - Come here, I want to take this off, love. 835 00:37:19,233 --> 00:37:22,740 I want to take this off and have a look at you, come here. 836 00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:24,657 - [Fahther] Oh, no, no. 837 00:37:27,990 --> 00:37:29,902 - Are you sure you're alright? 838 00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:32,241 - Is there any more, is there any more? 839 00:37:32,241 --> 00:37:33,211 - Have a look now. 840 00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:34,370 No, you've got it. 841 00:37:34,370 --> 00:37:37,233 Come and just sit down over there, just sit down. 842 00:37:37,233 --> 00:37:38,816 Have a look at you. 843 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:46,753 - [Daughter] (sniffles) I want to think that, 844 00:37:46,753 --> 00:37:48,003 All that blood. 845 00:37:49,993 --> 00:37:51,326 Ray in hospital. 846 00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:03,235 I don't know what's going on anymore. 847 00:38:08,488 --> 00:38:09,321 (muffled speaking) 848 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,530 - [Father] Yeah, I know but not when it's going to be wet. 849 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:14,741 Not when it's going to be wet tonight! 850 00:38:14,741 --> 00:38:17,574 I know, it's been on support loan. 851 00:38:20,952 --> 00:38:24,163 But 19% over two weeks seems a little bit-- 852 00:38:24,163 --> 00:38:25,246 Yeah, I know. 853 00:38:30,569 --> 00:38:32,736 There's absolutely no way! 854 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:36,142 But on your website, 855 00:38:36,142 --> 00:38:38,642 on your website it said that-- 856 00:38:39,870 --> 00:38:41,382 (Daughter gasps) 857 00:38:41,382 --> 00:38:42,830 (door swings open) 858 00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:44,247 - [Father] Hello? 859 00:38:46,999 --> 00:38:47,832 Hello? 860 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,167 I know you're there. 861 00:38:53,150 --> 00:38:54,400 I can hear you. 862 00:38:57,052 --> 00:38:58,719 I am not in the mood 863 00:38:59,702 --> 00:39:02,452 for playing stupid fucking games. 864 00:39:12,070 --> 00:39:14,570 I can see you whoever you are. 865 00:39:21,212 --> 00:39:22,379 I can see you. 866 00:39:24,302 --> 00:39:25,469 I can see you. 867 00:39:26,761 --> 00:39:27,594 (yelling) And I'm coming! (hits wall) 868 00:39:27,594 --> 00:39:30,212 (Daughter screams) 869 00:39:30,212 --> 00:39:31,379 - [Father] Oi! 870 00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:49,113 (upbeat dance music) 871 00:40:21,900 --> 00:40:23,772 - [Daughter] Oh, shit. 872 00:40:23,772 --> 00:40:27,355 - [Mother] (laughs loudly) 873 00:40:32,499 --> 00:40:34,382 - [Father] It's finished. 874 00:40:34,382 --> 00:40:37,965 - [Mother] (laughs loudly) 875 00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:45,929 I think we better get some professionals in tomorrow! 876 00:40:45,929 --> 00:40:47,289 - Maybe if I'd had some help? 877 00:40:47,289 --> 00:40:49,158 - Oh yeah, that's right, no sorry! 878 00:40:49,158 --> 00:40:50,878 Don't worry, it's not your fault. 879 00:40:50,878 --> 00:40:53,670 Not your fault at all (laughs) 880 00:40:53,670 --> 00:40:55,798 - Works, doesn't it? 881 00:40:55,798 --> 00:40:57,131 It's filling up. 882 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:07,677 (everyone talking and laughing simultaneously) 883 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:17,606 (everyone cheering) 884 00:41:22,687 --> 00:41:23,520 - You got that angel? 885 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:26,513 That was one for You've been Framed. 886 00:41:26,513 --> 00:41:29,846 (party guests chatting) 887 00:41:40,364 --> 00:41:42,736 - Eric Morecambe's glasses. 888 00:41:42,736 --> 00:41:45,345 I was gonna sell it all on eBay, but... 889 00:41:45,345 --> 00:41:48,524 - [Man] Well, I can have an ask around. 890 00:41:48,524 --> 00:41:49,795 It's worth a bit as a collection. 891 00:41:49,795 --> 00:41:52,545 - Yeah, exactly, as a collection. 892 00:41:53,675 --> 00:41:55,046 If you just keep it quiet, yeah? 893 00:41:55,046 --> 00:41:56,355 I want it to be a surprise. 894 00:41:56,355 --> 00:41:57,576 - [Guest] Andy where's the loo? 895 00:41:57,576 --> 00:41:59,337 - Just upstairs, love. 896 00:41:59,337 --> 00:42:03,504 (every talking) (rock music playing loudly) 897 00:42:09,006 --> 00:42:12,345 (Father exclaims loudly) 898 00:42:12,345 --> 00:42:16,012 (rock music playing loudly) 899 00:42:25,242 --> 00:42:26,233 - Come on! - [Daughter] Dad, 900 00:42:26,233 --> 00:42:28,154 I don't want to! 901 00:42:28,154 --> 00:42:29,821 - [Father] Hey, Ray! 902 00:42:30,737 --> 00:42:33,337 Oh, sorry man, I didn't know they let you out! 903 00:42:33,337 --> 00:42:35,027 What are you doing? 904 00:42:35,027 --> 00:42:36,497 - [Mother] What the hell! 905 00:42:36,497 --> 00:42:38,374 - What the hell? 906 00:42:38,374 --> 00:42:40,267 What's got into you mate? (Ray groans) 907 00:42:40,267 --> 00:42:41,517 Come on inside. 908 00:42:42,627 --> 00:42:43,667 - [Mother] Tell me what's going on. 909 00:42:43,667 --> 00:42:45,563 - No idea, love. 910 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,396 Just give us a minute. 911 00:42:53,697 --> 00:42:54,585 What are you talking about? 912 00:42:54,585 --> 00:42:55,857 - [Ray] I know it was you! 913 00:42:55,857 --> 00:42:57,663 You cunt, I could see it in your eyes just now. 914 00:42:57,663 --> 00:42:59,113 - [Father] For fuck's sake, why would I? 915 00:42:59,113 --> 00:43:02,101 - To try and get my job, of course! 916 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,223 But you're not going to get to sit in my chair. 917 00:43:04,223 --> 00:43:06,222 Only place you will be sitting is in a police cell. 918 00:43:06,222 --> 00:43:07,164 (Daughter gasps) 919 00:43:07,164 --> 00:43:08,503 - I don't want your bloody chair. 920 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:09,484 - [Ray] I can't believe 921 00:43:09,484 --> 00:43:12,953 I felt guilty of getting a promotion over you. 922 00:43:12,953 --> 00:43:14,935 - Do you really think that I would attack somebody 923 00:43:14,935 --> 00:43:16,492 for a stupid job? 924 00:43:16,492 --> 00:43:18,917 I mean it, it's something you fucking dreamed up! 925 00:43:18,917 --> 00:43:22,667 - [Daughter] What, he never even got the job? 926 00:43:24,499 --> 00:43:27,416 - Come on, don't take it out on me! 927 00:43:29,110 --> 00:43:31,395 Look, just think about how you're gonna feel 928 00:43:31,395 --> 00:43:34,166 when they find out who really did this! 929 00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,259 Come on! (Ray grumbling) 930 00:43:37,259 --> 00:43:38,842 Wait, wait, please! 931 00:43:40,476 --> 00:43:44,143 - [Daughter] (sobbing) Dad. 932 00:43:49,246 --> 00:43:50,377 - What was that all about? 933 00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:51,897 - Oh nothing, he just blames me 934 00:43:51,897 --> 00:43:54,518 because I invited him out for a drink that night. 935 00:43:54,518 --> 00:43:56,046 You know, he's calmed down now. 936 00:43:56,046 --> 00:43:56,879 - [Mother] He didn't look calm. 937 00:43:56,879 --> 00:43:57,726 - He's just a bit embarrassed. 938 00:43:57,726 --> 00:44:01,257 Asked him to calm down and he said sorry, that's all. 939 00:44:01,257 --> 00:44:02,406 Come and have a dance with Andy! 940 00:44:02,406 --> 00:44:04,318 - No, I've done enough dancing. 941 00:44:04,318 --> 00:44:06,377 - Come and dance with me! 942 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:07,318 Come on. - No. 943 00:44:07,318 --> 00:44:08,686 - Alright, Joseph! - No. 944 00:44:08,686 --> 00:44:10,206 - Yeah, come on have a dance with your dad. 945 00:44:10,206 --> 00:44:12,804 Come have a dance with your dad! 946 00:44:12,804 --> 00:44:15,238 Alright, who will have a dance with Andy, then? 947 00:44:15,238 --> 00:44:17,747 Somebody's gonna wanna dance with Andy! 948 00:44:17,747 --> 00:44:21,215 Come on, who'll dance with Andy? 949 00:44:21,215 --> 00:44:23,715 (baby crying) 950 00:44:30,377 --> 00:44:31,737 - [Daughter] (sobbing) For fuck's sake, Dad. 951 00:44:31,737 --> 00:44:32,570 Stop it! 952 00:44:44,644 --> 00:44:47,387 - Come on darling, have a dance with me! 953 00:44:47,387 --> 00:44:48,697 Come on, have a dance with me! 954 00:44:48,697 --> 00:44:50,854 - [Daughter] Dad, calm down! 955 00:44:50,854 --> 00:44:55,021 Just look at yourself, you have the strangest look! 956 00:44:56,785 --> 00:44:58,368 Look, I understand. 957 00:45:00,505 --> 00:45:02,755 We'll sort it out, alright? 958 00:45:04,337 --> 00:45:07,170 You don't have to pretend anymore. 959 00:45:12,163 --> 00:45:14,664 - That's a great idea. 960 00:45:14,664 --> 00:45:16,235 Come (mumbles hysterically)! 961 00:45:16,235 --> 00:45:18,093 Come everybody (mumbles hysterically)! 962 00:45:18,093 --> 00:45:19,434 Know what you are doing! 963 00:45:19,434 --> 00:45:20,744 (crowd cheers) 964 00:45:20,744 --> 00:45:23,673 Yes okay, so everybody in frame? 965 00:45:23,673 --> 00:45:24,783 - [Daughter] Yep. 966 00:45:24,783 --> 00:45:25,616 - You'll like this. 967 00:45:25,616 --> 00:45:27,483 Not a lot, but you will like it! 968 00:45:27,483 --> 00:45:28,316 Okay, so. 969 00:45:30,453 --> 00:45:34,234 Now I shall send everybody to Timbuktu. 970 00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:35,067 Shazam! 971 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:39,685 Just like that. 972 00:45:41,555 --> 00:45:42,683 - [Mother] Alright, now what then? 973 00:45:42,683 --> 00:45:44,315 - Now we rewind and play it again. 974 00:45:44,315 --> 00:45:48,515 So everybody inside and let's have a look at it on the tele. 975 00:45:48,515 --> 00:45:49,841 - [Daughter] What Dad, no, don't! 976 00:45:49,841 --> 00:45:50,883 - [Father] Come on angel! 977 00:45:50,883 --> 00:45:52,833 We can't all watch it on the screen, it's too small. 978 00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:54,944 - [Daughter] Dad, don't rewind it alright? 979 00:45:54,944 --> 00:45:56,680 - [Father] Such a spoil sport, come on, in you go! 980 00:45:56,680 --> 00:45:58,363 - [Daughter] I'm not being a spoil sport, 981 00:45:58,363 --> 00:45:59,843 just not with everyone in front of us, okay? 982 00:45:59,843 --> 00:46:00,843 Dad! 983 00:46:00,843 --> 00:46:05,424 - [Father] Angel, come on, give me the camera. 984 00:46:05,424 --> 00:46:06,875 - [Daughter] Look dad, don't play it back. 985 00:46:06,875 --> 00:46:08,064 - [Father] What do you mean don't play it back? 986 00:46:08,064 --> 00:46:09,784 - [Daughter] Dad, don't! (crying and mumbling) 987 00:46:09,784 --> 00:46:13,672 - Dad, I'm telling you, don't rewind the tape! 988 00:46:13,672 --> 00:46:14,505 Not in front of mom. 989 00:46:14,505 --> 00:46:16,480 - [Father] Don't be so selfish! 990 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:17,880 - [Daughter] I'm not being selfish, dad! 991 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:19,190 Don't rewind it, alright? 992 00:46:19,190 --> 00:46:20,072 - [Father] We'll get another chance 993 00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:21,630 to see Charlie fall in the pool! 994 00:46:21,630 --> 00:46:23,461 - [Daughter] But dad please don't rewind that! 995 00:46:23,461 --> 00:46:24,472 I'm telling you, don't! 996 00:46:24,472 --> 00:46:26,240 - [Father] What's gotten into you? 997 00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:28,061 - [Daughter] Dad, don't! 998 00:46:28,061 --> 00:46:30,839 - [Father] Right, where were we? 999 00:46:30,839 --> 00:46:32,221 - That was a seagull. 1000 00:46:32,221 --> 00:46:33,554 - They're there! 1001 00:46:57,800 --> 00:47:00,300 No one else will listen to me. 1002 00:47:03,261 --> 00:47:05,178 So, now it's your turn. 1003 00:47:07,771 --> 00:47:10,021 You one-eyed little fucker. 1004 00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,937 You made me lie to my family. 1005 00:47:22,701 --> 00:47:23,701 Made my wife 1006 00:47:25,283 --> 00:47:26,450 give up on me. 1007 00:47:28,981 --> 00:47:30,231 My son hate me. 1008 00:47:34,053 --> 00:47:35,886 My daughter betray me. 1009 00:47:40,133 --> 00:47:43,716 So, you got any more tricks up your sleeve? 1010 00:47:51,642 --> 00:47:53,392 What do we have here? 1011 00:47:54,483 --> 00:47:57,233 Judas Judith, our resident snoop. 1012 00:48:01,711 --> 00:48:03,173 Come on love, look at the camera. 1013 00:48:03,173 --> 00:48:04,506 Nothing to hide. 1014 00:48:06,363 --> 00:48:10,530 What does it feel like being under the microscope? 1015 00:48:11,923 --> 00:48:14,603 - I wasn't going to show it to anyone, dad. 1016 00:48:14,603 --> 00:48:17,061 (Father laughs) I did it for you. 1017 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:20,133 So you could see what you look like! 1018 00:48:20,133 --> 00:48:21,192 - [Mother] Come on, get yourself together. 1019 00:48:21,192 --> 00:48:25,232 We're gonna go into town for breakfast. 1020 00:48:25,232 --> 00:48:26,301 - [Father] Look, I told you, 1021 00:48:26,301 --> 00:48:28,883 I was just trying to buy some time to put things right. 1022 00:48:28,883 --> 00:48:31,392 - Yeah well, let's hope it was worth 21 thousand pounds 1023 00:48:31,392 --> 00:48:32,725 down the toilet. 1024 00:48:33,563 --> 00:48:36,773 - [Father] I could have sorted it. 1025 00:48:36,773 --> 00:48:38,772 Look, I'll phone the centers today, see if they'll change-- 1026 00:48:38,772 --> 00:48:40,013 - No, you won't! 1027 00:48:40,013 --> 00:48:40,846 - [Father] their mind about the deposit! 1028 00:48:40,846 --> 00:48:42,501 - You won't phone anybody. 1029 00:48:42,501 --> 00:48:43,613 - [Father] Aw, come on! 1030 00:48:43,613 --> 00:48:45,482 - No, you come on! 1031 00:48:45,482 --> 00:48:47,093 You've already lost us one house! 1032 00:48:47,093 --> 00:48:49,693 There is no way I am helping you having anything to do 1033 00:48:49,693 --> 00:48:52,360 with me trying to save this one. 1034 00:48:53,422 --> 00:48:54,839 Come on, you two! 1035 00:48:58,081 --> 00:49:00,498 - [Father] Judith? Come here. 1036 00:49:02,289 --> 00:49:04,539 - Why? - [Father] Come here. 1037 00:49:08,331 --> 00:49:10,998 I want you to answer a question. 1038 00:49:13,491 --> 00:49:16,408 Why is it that you hate me so much? 1039 00:49:17,952 --> 00:49:19,031 - Dad, I don't hate you. 1040 00:49:19,031 --> 00:49:20,291 - [Father] Well, come on! 1041 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:23,822 What was it that I did that has made you hate me? 1042 00:49:23,822 --> 00:49:25,655 - I don't, I love you! 1043 00:49:27,561 --> 00:49:30,144 - [Father] Angel, just tell me. 1044 00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:34,094 Why do you hate me? 1045 00:49:37,153 --> 00:49:39,160 I'm not gonna be angry, just tell me. 1046 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,660 - Look, I understand, dad, why you did it. 1047 00:49:44,161 --> 00:49:45,994 I know that you did it 1048 00:49:47,353 --> 00:49:48,678 cuz you love us. 1049 00:49:48,678 --> 00:49:50,131 - [Mother] Judith! - I know that, 1050 00:49:50,131 --> 00:49:51,548 I understand now. 1051 00:49:52,553 --> 00:49:54,886 That's why I did what I did. 1052 00:49:57,673 --> 00:50:01,256 - [Father] Oh, my angel. - [Mother] Judith! 1053 00:50:03,363 --> 00:50:06,946 (washing machine whirring) 1054 00:50:14,421 --> 00:50:17,909 - [Father] Now you see you have it. 1055 00:50:17,909 --> 00:50:20,326 All our sweat, all our blood, 1056 00:50:21,832 --> 00:50:22,915 all our muck. 1057 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,167 Good and bad, sweat and sour. 1058 00:50:32,341 --> 00:50:34,091 It's a big King soup. 1059 00:50:39,181 --> 00:50:41,681 And it's all so simple really. 1060 00:50:44,013 --> 00:50:46,846 All you have to do is take it out, 1061 00:50:47,683 --> 00:50:48,933 and look at it. 1062 00:50:55,363 --> 00:50:57,363 And so, your fun's over. 1063 00:50:59,301 --> 00:51:02,181 My little filming friend. 1064 00:51:02,181 --> 00:51:05,030 No more watching everything. 1065 00:51:05,030 --> 00:51:07,697 No more storing everything away. 1066 00:51:10,472 --> 00:51:14,173 Because now you're gonna put things right. 1067 00:51:14,173 --> 00:51:17,643 You see, if Judith could understand, 1068 00:51:17,643 --> 00:51:20,143 I mean, if Judith can forgive, 1069 00:51:21,402 --> 00:51:24,819 well then, why can't the rest of us, hmm? 1070 00:51:27,323 --> 00:51:31,073 You see, it's the whole picture that matters. 1071 00:51:31,992 --> 00:51:33,325 No more secrets! 1072 00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:39,223 And now, you're working for us! 1073 00:51:41,893 --> 00:51:44,413 And you are gonna put our family 1074 00:51:44,413 --> 00:51:47,080 back together again, aren't you? 1075 00:51:53,963 --> 00:51:58,130 Alright, here's something that you think I don't know about. 1076 00:52:02,253 --> 00:52:03,253 There we go! 1077 00:52:05,093 --> 00:52:09,260 See, I am not the only one with secrets, am I, hmm? 1078 00:52:12,381 --> 00:52:16,214 Alright, now, let's see what else we can find. 1079 00:52:17,203 --> 00:52:18,620 What did we find? 1080 00:52:20,131 --> 00:52:22,714 Well, the answer is, not a lot. 1081 00:52:23,701 --> 00:52:25,523 Just the few momentos, 1082 00:52:25,523 --> 00:52:27,690 but here in an old handbag 1083 00:52:29,692 --> 00:52:31,442 hidden in the lining, 1084 00:52:32,751 --> 00:52:33,918 we found this. 1085 00:52:36,012 --> 00:52:36,845 It's Joe. 1086 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:40,871 Look and you'll see his little willy. 1087 00:52:42,346 --> 00:52:44,354 But there isn't one of Judith. 1088 00:52:44,354 --> 00:52:47,604 That's something we need to talk about. 1089 00:52:48,656 --> 00:52:50,805 I mean, we're a family. 1090 00:52:50,805 --> 00:52:53,305 A unit, no room for favorites. 1091 00:52:56,254 --> 00:52:59,205 And here as they say is one that I searched earlier 1092 00:52:59,205 --> 00:53:01,194 the lair of the must be, 1093 00:53:01,194 --> 00:53:04,301 a place that daylight never enters. 1094 00:53:04,301 --> 00:53:08,468 And this is something you didn't feel the need to hide away. 1095 00:53:11,152 --> 00:53:12,319 And over here, 1096 00:53:13,492 --> 00:53:15,575 we have cunningly hidden, 1097 00:53:18,582 --> 00:53:19,415 we got 1098 00:53:21,581 --> 00:53:22,498 some pills. 1099 00:53:23,431 --> 00:53:26,014 I bet that they're not aspirin. 1100 00:53:27,013 --> 00:53:28,930 And down here, a phone. 1101 00:53:30,162 --> 00:53:31,362 It's no wonder you wanted a new one. 1102 00:53:31,362 --> 00:53:34,263 This one's so full of film, 1103 00:53:34,263 --> 00:53:36,971 it's moogly got any room for numbers. 1104 00:53:36,971 --> 00:53:41,138 And there's one very special film starring Joe himself. 1105 00:53:42,582 --> 00:53:45,322 - (whispering) I want to fuck you and she says yes. 1106 00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:46,333 - [Girl] (muffled) Huh? 1107 00:53:46,333 --> 00:53:49,666 - (whispering) Nothing. 1108 00:53:55,162 --> 00:53:59,329 - [Father] (chuckles) And that's our bedroom. 1109 00:54:03,655 --> 00:54:06,802 We've searched everywhere in here, 1110 00:54:06,802 --> 00:54:09,303 except for one place, 1111 00:54:09,303 --> 00:54:11,720 and where there are padlocks, 1112 00:54:13,053 --> 00:54:15,220 there are usually secrets. 1113 00:54:16,481 --> 00:54:18,064 So, let's just find 1114 00:54:20,602 --> 00:54:22,519 what we've got in here. 1115 00:54:27,429 --> 00:54:29,179 My magic screwdriver. 1116 00:54:48,391 --> 00:54:50,261 Honestly, angel. 1117 00:54:50,261 --> 00:54:51,613 If Joe hadn't been messing about, 1118 00:54:51,613 --> 00:54:54,030 I never would have broken it. 1119 00:55:27,504 --> 00:55:31,337 (basketball bouncing outside) 1120 00:56:21,649 --> 00:56:25,816 (police officer knocking on window) 1121 00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:29,073 - [Female Officer] Mr. King? 1122 00:56:30,221 --> 00:56:31,054 Mr. King? 1123 00:56:48,243 --> 00:56:49,576 - [Father] Okay, 1124 00:56:51,453 --> 00:56:52,286 my turn. 1125 00:57:01,181 --> 00:57:03,098 It was me that did Ray. 1126 00:57:44,901 --> 00:57:47,818 (fire alarm rings) 1127 00:57:54,653 --> 00:57:56,132 - [Mother] Kids! 1128 00:57:56,132 --> 00:57:56,965 Get up! 1129 00:57:56,965 --> 00:57:58,715 Joe, wake up, Judith! 1130 00:58:01,661 --> 00:58:02,821 - [Daughter] What's happened to the light? 1131 00:58:02,821 --> 00:58:03,832 - I don't know darling. 1132 00:58:03,832 --> 00:58:04,872 Andy! 1133 00:58:04,872 --> 00:58:08,421 - Where's dad? - I don't smell any smoke. 1134 00:58:08,421 --> 00:58:09,271 - [Daughter] Where's dad? 1135 00:58:09,271 --> 00:58:10,559 - I don't know, I think he's still out. 1136 00:58:10,559 --> 00:58:12,170 Andy! 1137 00:58:12,170 --> 00:58:13,781 Look you two wait here, I'll go down and check. 1138 00:58:13,781 --> 00:58:16,837 Joe see if you can turn that bloody thing off. 1139 00:58:16,837 --> 00:58:18,670 Just stay there, okay? 1140 00:58:30,621 --> 00:58:34,371 It's alright, I don't think there's any fire. 1141 00:58:35,290 --> 00:58:38,650 The lights (mumbles) 1142 00:58:38,650 --> 00:58:42,009 (fire alarm stops ringing) 1143 00:58:42,009 --> 00:58:42,842 Bullocks. 1144 00:58:51,270 --> 00:58:54,020 Bloody hell, where's the candles? 1145 00:58:55,089 --> 00:58:56,849 - [Father] Did you call for me? 1146 00:58:56,849 --> 00:58:59,070 It was me you called for (chuckles) 1147 00:58:59,070 --> 00:59:00,300 - What the fuck's going on, Andy? 1148 00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:04,878 - [Father] It was me you called for in a crisis. 1149 00:59:04,878 --> 00:59:06,620 - What are you talking about? 1150 00:59:06,620 --> 00:59:09,489 - [Father] Oh, my love, you see that fear you're feeling, 1151 00:59:09,489 --> 00:59:12,046 that fear in the dark I can feel it 1152 00:59:12,046 --> 00:59:13,879 every heartbeat of it. 1153 00:59:14,838 --> 00:59:16,718 - You haven't a clue what I'm feeling. 1154 00:59:16,718 --> 00:59:20,750 - [Father] Oh, but I have, I really have. 1155 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:23,238 - If this is another one of your stunts, I swear to God! 1156 00:59:23,238 --> 00:59:27,270 - [Father] It's like I knew that you would go for Joe first, 1157 00:59:27,270 --> 00:59:28,209 when the alarm went off. 1158 00:59:28,209 --> 00:59:29,769 And you got to save him first. 1159 00:59:29,769 --> 00:59:30,847 - You shit! 1160 00:59:30,847 --> 00:59:32,630 You've set this up, haven't you? 1161 00:59:32,630 --> 00:59:33,463 - [Father] Oh, come on-- 1162 00:59:33,463 --> 00:59:35,249 - Put the fucking lights back on! 1163 00:59:35,249 --> 00:59:36,909 - [Father] We've gotta face it, Sheila. 1164 00:59:36,909 --> 00:59:39,689 We've gotta face the way that we feel about each other. 1165 00:59:39,689 --> 00:59:41,198 It's like with Judith. 1166 00:59:41,198 --> 00:59:43,670 It's not Judith's fault that you didn't want to have her. 1167 00:59:43,670 --> 00:59:47,809 - Twisted, you know what state I was in after having Joe. 1168 00:59:47,809 --> 00:59:49,457 - [Father] You know what I realized? 1169 00:59:49,457 --> 00:59:51,809 No, do you know what I realized when that alarm went off? 1170 00:59:51,809 --> 00:59:55,409 That I couldn't have known which room to run to first. 1171 00:59:55,409 --> 00:59:57,078 I couldn't have picked between us. 1172 00:59:57,078 --> 01:00:00,660 That fire would have taken us all. 1173 01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:03,180 - You've got no idea how I feel about my children. 1174 01:00:03,180 --> 01:00:05,369 - [Father] And that's the point, exactly! 1175 01:00:05,369 --> 01:00:08,489 We've gotta work this stuff out together. 1176 01:00:08,489 --> 01:00:11,078 I mean really understand the way that we feel. 1177 01:00:11,078 --> 01:00:14,206 The way that you understood me, angel. 1178 01:00:14,206 --> 01:00:16,257 - She's here? Judith? 1179 01:00:16,257 --> 01:00:18,478 What did you hear? 1180 01:00:18,478 --> 01:00:20,510 - Dad, have you got the camera on? 1181 01:00:20,510 --> 01:00:22,093 - You filming this? 1182 01:00:23,238 --> 01:00:25,020 - He's got night vision on. 1183 01:00:25,020 --> 01:00:26,889 - You fucking freak! 1184 01:00:26,889 --> 01:00:29,169 - [Father] No, come on! 1185 01:00:29,169 --> 01:00:30,478 - You win, we're off! 1186 01:00:30,478 --> 01:00:32,739 - [Father] No, just listen! No please, please don't! 1187 01:00:32,739 --> 01:00:34,328 - [Mother] Go get your stuff! 1188 01:00:34,328 --> 01:00:36,171 Just put something on! 1189 01:00:36,171 --> 01:00:39,754 (Father breathing heavily) 1190 01:01:08,825 --> 01:01:10,457 - [Father] Right look, nobody's going anywhere. 1191 01:01:10,457 --> 01:01:14,624 No, just go in the lounge and sit down, please, please! 1192 01:01:16,727 --> 01:01:17,560 - Just get lost! 1193 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:21,996 - [Father] No, look, I just want you to listen to me! 1194 01:01:21,996 --> 01:01:24,017 - Oh, fuck, where's the keys Andy? 1195 01:01:24,017 --> 01:01:24,850 - [Father] Look, just go and sit down. 1196 01:01:24,850 --> 01:01:26,700 I'll give you the keys afterwards, I promise. 1197 01:01:26,700 --> 01:01:27,613 - Please, dad! 1198 01:01:27,613 --> 01:01:28,446 - [Father] Look, it's alright, angel. 1199 01:01:28,446 --> 01:01:30,431 I just wanna show you some filming that I've been doing. 1200 01:01:30,431 --> 01:01:31,322 That's all. - Yeah, 1201 01:01:31,322 --> 01:01:34,453 well, tough shit! - Aw, come on! 1202 01:01:34,453 --> 01:01:38,541 - [Father] Look, now I've locked that door. 1203 01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:39,374 - Come here, kids. 1204 01:01:39,374 --> 01:01:42,320 - [Father] (yelling) Look, just go and sit down now! 1205 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,903 (yelling) Now! 1206 01:01:54,461 --> 01:01:56,378 Alright, that's better. 1207 01:01:58,141 --> 01:01:59,922 It won't be a tick. 1208 01:01:59,922 --> 01:02:03,505 (Father breathing heavily) 1209 01:02:13,352 --> 01:02:15,512 (television program chatters) 1210 01:02:15,512 --> 01:02:19,760 Right, let me show you what I've been filming today. 1211 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:24,032 (seagulls calling) (ocean waves crashing) 1212 01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:26,865 (family chatting) 1213 01:02:30,061 --> 01:02:32,112 - [Brother] Try anything like you did with Ray, 1214 01:02:32,112 --> 01:02:34,101 and this goes straight to the police. 1215 01:02:34,101 --> 01:02:35,200 - Look it, angel, you know it-- 1216 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,072 - [Mother] You just outed your daughter, you creep! 1217 01:02:38,072 --> 01:02:39,661 - No angel, look, I just didn't want you 1218 01:02:39,661 --> 01:02:42,501 to have the pressure, that's what I'm saying! 1219 01:02:42,501 --> 01:02:44,250 - Can't you see, dad? 1220 01:02:44,250 --> 01:02:45,261 It's all wrong. 1221 01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:46,901 - No, no, look, 1222 01:02:46,901 --> 01:02:49,941 this way I get to find out what's going on inside you 1223 01:02:49,941 --> 01:02:51,290 like any dad would. 1224 01:02:51,290 --> 01:02:54,170 - But dad, I don't understand what's going on inside. 1225 01:02:54,170 --> 01:02:56,850 - Right then okay, we can work it out together, 1226 01:02:56,850 --> 01:02:58,900 but those feelings that you have for Claire, 1227 01:02:58,900 --> 01:03:01,340 there's nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. 1228 01:03:01,340 --> 01:03:03,350 You know, you can't control love! 1229 01:03:03,350 --> 01:03:04,690 That's the whole point! 1230 01:03:04,690 --> 01:03:05,592 - You don't understand! 1231 01:03:05,592 --> 01:03:07,061 None of it's right! 1232 01:03:07,061 --> 01:03:10,728 - Look, angel! (door slams) 1233 01:03:13,198 --> 01:03:14,060 Oh, what's that about? 1234 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:15,580 - [Mother] I don't want to end up like Ray. 1235 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:17,460 - Oh, come on! 1236 01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:18,546 I did that for us! 1237 01:03:18,546 --> 01:03:20,420 For the job, for the house! 1238 01:03:20,420 --> 01:03:21,997 Oh, you cannot! 1239 01:03:21,997 --> 01:03:24,849 Alright look, I'll make it up to him somehow. 1240 01:03:24,849 --> 01:03:26,679 - [Brother] Fucking unbelievable! 1241 01:03:26,679 --> 01:03:27,599 - Look, stop filming. 1242 01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:29,919 - [Brother] Don't tell me what to do anymore! 1243 01:03:29,919 --> 01:03:31,439 Oh, too slow, mental! 1244 01:03:31,439 --> 01:03:32,820 - [Mother] Alright Joe, you're just making it worse. 1245 01:03:32,820 --> 01:03:33,719 - [Brother] Make this worse? 1246 01:03:33,719 --> 01:03:35,380 - [Mother] Look, just go upstairs and get Judith, okay? 1247 01:03:35,380 --> 01:03:37,159 - [Brother] The little lesbian stalker? 1248 01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:38,489 - [Mother] (yelling) Grow up and do as you're told! 1249 01:03:38,489 --> 01:03:39,769 - [Brother] (yelling) Fine! 1250 01:03:39,769 --> 01:03:41,436 King matching dildo! 1251 01:03:43,041 --> 01:03:47,361 - [Father] It's like, it's not that difficult to grasp! 1252 01:03:47,361 --> 01:03:49,591 Look, I know it's a bit of a shock at first, 1253 01:03:49,591 --> 01:03:51,298 seeing it all back like that. 1254 01:03:51,298 --> 01:03:54,641 But, think this way, we need never feel any shame 1255 01:03:54,641 --> 01:03:56,572 any embarrassment every again. 1256 01:03:56,572 --> 01:03:59,250 What I'm talking about is better understanding. 1257 01:03:59,250 --> 01:04:02,519 All of us being happier than we've ever been before! 1258 01:04:02,519 --> 01:04:03,891 - [Mother] Happier than before? 1259 01:04:03,891 --> 01:04:04,724 - [Father] Yes! 1260 01:04:04,724 --> 01:04:05,972 - [Mother] Welcome to Andy's world 1261 01:04:05,972 --> 01:04:07,401 of happiness and understanding. 1262 01:04:07,401 --> 01:04:08,234 - [Father] And why not? 1263 01:04:08,234 --> 01:04:12,401 - [Mother] No thank you, you promised me the keys. 1264 01:04:14,900 --> 01:04:17,132 - [Father] A promise is a promise, eh Sheila? 1265 01:04:17,132 --> 01:04:18,271 - [Mother] Thank you. - [Father] Jesus, 1266 01:04:18,271 --> 01:04:21,140 you were the one to botch up the truth, you know? 1267 01:04:21,140 --> 01:04:22,892 Or does the truth only apply to what is it? 1268 01:04:22,892 --> 01:04:24,121 Mortgages and promotions, is that it? 1269 01:04:24,121 --> 01:04:26,212 - Truth? - [Father] Yes! 1270 01:04:26,212 --> 01:04:27,212 - The truth? 1271 01:04:28,801 --> 01:04:31,639 You wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you in the mouth, 1272 01:04:31,639 --> 01:04:33,700 you stupid ass! 1273 01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:36,841 Mr. Fucking Truth Detective you didn't even check the date 1274 01:04:36,841 --> 01:04:39,012 on the ultrasound! 1275 01:04:39,012 --> 01:04:40,931 - [Father] What do you mean? 1276 01:04:40,931 --> 01:04:43,652 I'd forgotten I'd even had that, you bastard. 1277 01:04:43,652 --> 01:04:44,735 - [Father] I don't understand. 1278 01:04:44,735 --> 01:04:46,468 - No, you don't understand. 1279 01:04:46,468 --> 01:04:47,932 You never did understand. 1280 01:04:47,932 --> 01:04:48,800 What it meant for me. 1281 01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:52,967 Having Judith so soon after what having Joe took out of me. 1282 01:04:55,220 --> 01:04:57,089 God, Andy, all that pressure! 1283 01:04:57,089 --> 01:04:58,030 - What pressure? 1284 01:04:58,030 --> 01:05:00,911 Telling everybody I was pregnant when I hadn't even decided 1285 01:05:00,911 --> 01:05:02,489 whether or not I wanted to keep it! 1286 01:05:02,489 --> 01:05:03,871 - I did that because I was happy! 1287 01:05:03,871 --> 01:05:05,401 - (screaming) You liar! 1288 01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:07,500 You did it so I couldn't back out! 1289 01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,333 - No, love honestly- 1290 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:10,658 - All I wanted was a fucking rest! 1291 01:05:10,658 --> 01:05:13,020 - No, love you've got this completely wrong! 1292 01:05:13,020 --> 01:05:14,660 - Well, I sure as shit wasn't gonna tell you 1293 01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:17,631 the third time I got pregnant. 1294 01:05:17,631 --> 01:05:20,298 Yeah, that's some truth for you. 1295 01:05:21,249 --> 01:05:22,881 Talk about that. 1296 01:05:22,881 --> 01:05:24,340 Digest that! 1297 01:05:24,340 --> 01:05:26,551 Fucking love that! 1298 01:05:26,551 --> 01:05:28,361 Come on, kids, we're going! 1299 01:05:28,361 --> 01:05:32,194 (footsteps stomping upstairs) 1300 01:05:34,761 --> 01:05:36,111 - [Father] Nobody's going anywhere. 1301 01:05:36,111 --> 01:05:37,209 - [Mother] You keep away from me. 1302 01:05:37,209 --> 01:05:39,020 - [Father] Give me the keys. 1303 01:05:39,020 --> 01:05:40,700 Give me the keys! - [Mother] Get off! 1304 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:42,300 - [Brother] Get off her! 1305 01:05:42,300 --> 01:05:43,578 Don't you fucking touch her! 1306 01:05:43,578 --> 01:05:47,745 - [Father] Nobody is fucking touching fucking anybody! 1307 01:05:50,020 --> 01:05:51,841 - [Brother] (yelling) I'm warning you! 1308 01:05:51,841 --> 01:05:54,841 - (laughs) How come 1309 01:05:55,679 --> 01:05:58,807 that I am the outlaw here, hey? 1310 01:05:58,807 --> 01:06:02,896 I mean, I've lied about my promotion for a couple of weeks. 1311 01:06:02,896 --> 01:06:06,813 You have lied for years about killing our baby! 1312 01:06:08,597 --> 01:06:11,386 - [Mother] Andy, just let us leave. 1313 01:06:11,386 --> 01:06:15,597 - Look, aw come on, don't back away from me. 1314 01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:18,058 Look, will you stop backing away. 1315 01:06:18,058 --> 01:06:19,706 Look, there's no point 1316 01:06:19,706 --> 01:06:23,066 if you're all always backing away from me. 1317 01:06:23,066 --> 01:06:25,899 Don't, aw now you're being stupid! 1318 01:06:30,801 --> 01:06:32,939 How come I'm the baddy here then? 1319 01:06:32,939 --> 01:06:37,022 How come I'm the baddy when you killed our child? 1320 01:06:38,011 --> 01:06:40,109 - [Mother] Because you're the bloody bastard, 1321 01:06:40,109 --> 01:06:41,790 that I couldn't turn to, 1322 01:06:41,790 --> 01:06:44,262 when I had to make the hardest decision of my life! 1323 01:06:44,262 --> 01:06:46,523 - No, I'm not having that! 1324 01:06:46,523 --> 01:06:47,922 I'm not! 1325 01:06:47,922 --> 01:06:50,531 I'm the bastard that loved you! 1326 01:06:50,531 --> 01:06:52,262 I'm the bastard that was there for you! 1327 01:06:52,262 --> 01:06:55,351 You chose not to talk to me! 1328 01:06:55,351 --> 01:06:57,432 And it wasn't your decision! 1329 01:06:57,432 --> 01:07:00,015 They're not just your children! 1330 01:07:01,891 --> 01:07:04,113 - Andy, let us leave! 1331 01:07:04,113 --> 01:07:06,231 - No. - We just want to leave! 1332 01:07:06,231 --> 01:07:08,462 - Open the fucking door. 1333 01:07:08,462 --> 01:07:11,740 (phone dial tone rings) 1334 01:07:11,740 --> 01:07:12,657 - Oh, fuck! 1335 01:07:14,122 --> 01:07:17,723 - I just want to try and understand, that's all. 1336 01:07:17,723 --> 01:07:20,611 I just want to understand. 1337 01:07:20,611 --> 01:07:22,422 Please, just talk to me! 1338 01:07:22,422 --> 01:07:24,451 - Andy, just let us go! 1339 01:07:24,451 --> 01:07:27,723 - Look, I just wanna understand! 1340 01:07:27,723 --> 01:07:31,890 I don't wanna fucking hurt you, you stupid fucking (screams) 1341 01:07:33,030 --> 01:07:34,251 - (screams) Dad, please! 1342 01:07:34,251 --> 01:07:38,418 - [Mother] Judith! Don't (screams) 1343 01:07:39,419 --> 01:07:40,691 - [Father] I wouldn't hurt you, angel! 1344 01:07:40,691 --> 01:07:43,191 - [Mother] Keep away from her! 1345 01:07:44,977 --> 01:07:47,761 - [Father] Angel! Come on, angel, you can't believe 1346 01:07:47,761 --> 01:07:49,041 that I'd hurt you! 1347 01:07:49,041 --> 01:07:49,939 - [Mother] Get away from her! 1348 01:07:49,939 --> 01:07:51,019 - [Brother] We're filming this! 1349 01:07:51,019 --> 01:07:53,921 - [Father] Angel, I'd never hurt you but I would myself! 1350 01:07:53,921 --> 01:07:55,190 - Dad, go home! 1351 01:07:55,190 --> 01:07:56,247 - (yelling) Will you stop being frightened of me? 1352 01:07:56,247 --> 01:07:57,179 (Judith screams) 1353 01:07:57,179 --> 01:08:00,201 (everyone clamors) 1354 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:04,192 (Judith screams hysterically) 1355 01:08:04,192 --> 01:08:07,109 (everyone clamors) 1356 01:08:12,051 --> 01:08:13,022 - Joe, go get some towels. 1357 01:08:13,022 --> 01:08:14,331 - You were swimming, angel! 1358 01:08:14,331 --> 01:08:16,262 - I've got you, I've got you! 1359 01:08:16,262 --> 01:08:17,712 You stupid idiot! 1360 01:08:17,712 --> 01:08:18,571 - Sorry! 1361 01:08:18,571 --> 01:08:20,742 - [Mother] We're not leaving, you are! 1362 01:08:20,742 --> 01:08:23,902 Get your stuff and then get into Mike's! 1363 01:08:23,902 --> 01:08:25,819 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 1364 01:08:26,832 --> 01:08:27,665 - [Mother] You're still here in the morning, 1365 01:08:27,665 --> 01:08:30,272 I'm calling the police! 1366 01:08:30,272 --> 01:08:31,855 - Sorry, I'm sorry. 1367 01:08:36,632 --> 01:08:38,299 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 1368 01:08:41,581 --> 01:08:42,414 Sorry. 1369 01:09:01,002 --> 01:09:01,835 Sorry. 1370 01:09:19,282 --> 01:09:22,615 I never meant for any of this to happen. 1371 01:09:28,511 --> 01:09:30,844 I do love you all very much. 1372 01:09:34,290 --> 01:09:35,123 And if... 1373 01:09:41,231 --> 01:09:42,731 If I could change, 1374 01:09:44,722 --> 01:09:47,682 if I could change it all, I would, but I can't. 1375 01:09:47,682 --> 01:09:49,849 (sobbing) 1376 01:09:52,141 --> 01:09:54,641 I can't think of any other way 1377 01:09:56,402 --> 01:09:57,630 to set you free. 1378 01:09:57,630 --> 01:09:58,791 You have to believe that I'm doing this 1379 01:09:58,791 --> 01:10:01,208 because I love you very much. 1380 01:10:04,791 --> 01:10:05,762 I love you very much, 1381 01:10:05,762 --> 01:10:06,595 and 1382 01:10:08,767 --> 01:10:10,184 you deserve more. 1383 01:10:18,590 --> 01:10:19,423 Daddy... 1384 01:10:26,049 --> 01:10:29,466 The only thing that daddy can do for you. 1385 01:10:30,929 --> 01:10:33,096 (sobbing) 1386 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:42,319 The only thing that daddy can do. 1387 01:10:48,940 --> 01:10:53,107 - [Father] (whispering) Angel, oh angel. 1388 01:11:01,580 --> 01:11:04,080 See how you're growing up now? 1389 01:11:06,449 --> 01:11:08,199 And I won't be there. 1390 01:11:10,761 --> 01:11:12,761 I won't be there to see. 1391 01:11:18,870 --> 01:11:21,620 When you find me, shit, oh shit. 1392 01:11:35,630 --> 01:11:37,569 - [Daughter] Dad? 1393 01:11:37,569 --> 01:11:38,761 - [Father] Don't come in, angel. 1394 01:11:38,761 --> 01:11:39,594 Go to bed. 1395 01:11:45,521 --> 01:11:46,378 - Dad? 1396 01:11:46,378 --> 01:11:48,260 - I'm fine, love. 1397 01:11:48,260 --> 01:11:49,641 - [Daughter] Are you alright? 1398 01:11:49,641 --> 01:11:51,641 - I'm fine, go upstairs. 1399 01:11:52,921 --> 01:11:56,060 Go on upstairs, I'm just a bit tired, that's all. 1400 01:11:56,060 --> 01:11:57,481 - Are you sure, you're alright? 1401 01:11:57,481 --> 01:11:58,314 - Yeah. 1402 01:12:01,350 --> 01:12:04,017 Come here, come here, come here. 1403 01:12:07,669 --> 01:12:09,419 I love you very much. 1404 01:12:11,121 --> 01:12:13,121 I love you so very much. 1405 01:12:14,639 --> 01:12:17,670 - [Daughter] (whispering) It's okay. 1406 01:12:17,670 --> 01:12:18,503 Dad? 1407 01:12:19,761 --> 01:12:21,801 It'll be alright, you know? 1408 01:12:21,801 --> 01:12:22,769 It'll be fine. 1409 01:12:22,769 --> 01:12:24,601 - [Father] It's gonna be fine. 1410 01:12:24,601 --> 01:12:26,961 - [Daughter] It'll sort itself out. 1411 01:12:26,961 --> 01:12:29,044 - Go upstairs, go to bed. 1412 01:12:30,481 --> 01:12:32,981 It's a very late night, go on. 1413 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:37,050 Go, go on, find some sleep. 1414 01:12:41,070 --> 01:12:43,653 Please angel, please go to bed. 1415 01:12:46,338 --> 01:12:48,460 I'll be gone soon. 1416 01:12:48,460 --> 01:12:50,960 - I don't want you to go, dad. 1417 01:12:52,940 --> 01:12:57,107 - (whispering) Come here, come here. 1418 01:13:01,401 --> 01:13:02,234 Angel. 1419 01:13:04,230 --> 01:13:05,063 Angel. 1420 01:13:08,041 --> 01:13:10,380 I love you very, very, very much. 1421 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,213 - I love you too, dad. 1422 01:13:14,241 --> 01:13:16,380 I promise it will all be alright. 1423 01:13:16,380 --> 01:13:17,369 We'll be okay again. 1424 01:13:17,369 --> 01:13:18,527 It'll just be like normal. 1425 01:13:18,527 --> 01:13:22,194 - I know, I know everything's gonna be fine. 1426 01:13:23,047 --> 01:13:25,297 Everything's gonna be fine. 1427 01:13:27,761 --> 01:13:28,594 Come here. 1428 01:13:30,910 --> 01:13:32,327 - I'm sorry, dad. 1429 01:13:34,539 --> 01:13:37,456 - Fine, everything's gonna be fine. 1430 01:13:45,569 --> 01:13:47,626 (Daughter screams) 1431 01:13:47,626 --> 01:13:49,716 Shh, angel, just be quiet. 1432 01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:52,099 (Daughter screams) 1433 01:13:52,099 --> 01:13:54,997 (muffled cries) 1434 01:13:54,997 --> 01:13:59,080 (Daughter screams and struggles) 1435 01:14:04,803 --> 01:14:08,970 (Daughter screams and struggles) 1436 01:14:12,392 --> 01:14:13,988 Just be quiet, shh! 1437 01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:17,071 (Daughter struggles) 1438 01:14:43,465 --> 01:14:47,132 (Daughter struggles weakly) 1439 01:15:18,860 --> 01:15:20,943 Just let go, just let go. 1440 01:15:23,741 --> 01:15:25,241 Let go, let it go. 1441 01:15:36,259 --> 01:15:37,092 You go. 1442 01:15:54,021 --> 01:15:57,104 (Father plants kiss) 1443 01:16:10,101 --> 01:16:10,934 Oh, angel. 1444 01:16:35,060 --> 01:16:38,143 (Father plants kiss) 1445 01:16:43,911 --> 01:16:44,744 Happy now? 1446 01:16:47,221 --> 01:16:50,221 (breathing heavily) 1447 01:17:31,984 --> 01:17:34,984 (breathing heavily) 1448 01:18:41,099 --> 01:18:45,266 (soft footsteps going up the stairs) 1449 01:18:57,390 --> 01:19:00,973 (loud thud lands upstairs) 1450 01:19:06,238 --> 01:19:09,905 (loud thud lands upstairs) 1451 01:19:27,767 --> 01:19:31,934 (loud continuous thuds coming down the stairs) 1452 01:19:50,329 --> 01:19:51,659 - [Father] That's a good boy. 1453 01:19:51,659 --> 01:19:52,492 Good boy. 1454 01:19:57,449 --> 01:20:01,532 (Father grunting and whimpering) 1455 01:20:18,975 --> 01:20:19,808 Come on. 1456 01:20:26,498 --> 01:20:27,957 You're good kids. 1457 01:20:27,957 --> 01:20:30,725 Everything is gonna be fine. 1458 01:20:30,725 --> 01:20:35,245 (Father plants kisses) (Mother groans) 1459 01:20:35,245 --> 01:20:38,266 No! (Mother gasps and screams) 1460 01:20:38,266 --> 01:20:39,183 No, no, no! 1461 01:20:45,487 --> 01:20:46,654 Sweetness, no! 1462 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:49,177 No! 1463 01:20:50,915 --> 01:20:52,976 It's all gonna be fine! 1464 01:20:52,976 --> 01:20:54,776 Just be quiet! 1465 01:20:54,776 --> 01:20:57,404 They're fine, they're fine! 1466 01:20:57,404 --> 01:21:01,321 (Mother struggles and screams) 1467 01:21:02,155 --> 01:21:04,405 It wasn't supposed to, shh! 1468 01:21:05,496 --> 01:21:09,413 (Mother struggles and screams) 1469 01:21:11,776 --> 01:21:13,576 (loud thud lands) (Mother screams) 1470 01:21:13,576 --> 01:21:16,393 (loud thud lands) (Mother screams and gags) 1471 01:21:16,393 --> 01:21:20,226 (multiple loud thuds landing) 1472 01:21:22,435 --> 01:21:26,395 (metal object clatters to the ground) 1473 01:21:26,395 --> 01:21:29,312 (Father muttering) 1474 01:21:38,982 --> 01:21:40,929 It wasn't supposed to happen, I'm sorry. 1475 01:21:40,929 --> 01:21:41,762 Come on. 1476 01:21:47,008 --> 01:21:47,841 Come on. 1477 01:21:51,437 --> 01:21:52,520 Yes, you can. 1478 01:21:55,015 --> 01:21:58,546 Come on, darling, come on, sweetness. 1479 01:21:58,546 --> 01:22:01,463 Come to the kids, come to the kids. 1480 01:22:03,066 --> 01:22:04,994 Please, come to the kids. 1481 01:22:04,994 --> 01:22:06,494 Come on, the kids. 1482 01:22:07,704 --> 01:22:10,354 (Father crying) 1483 01:22:10,354 --> 01:22:11,937 It's gonna be fine. 1484 01:22:14,424 --> 01:22:16,036 One, two, three. 1485 01:22:16,036 --> 01:22:18,119 Come on, one, two, three. 1486 01:22:21,946 --> 01:22:24,029 Come on, one, two, three! 1487 01:22:26,255 --> 01:22:27,422 See, the kids? 1488 01:22:34,655 --> 01:22:35,822 One more time. 1489 01:22:42,424 --> 01:22:43,424 Here we are. 1490 01:22:44,655 --> 01:22:46,116 Here we all are. 1491 01:22:46,116 --> 01:22:48,367 See, we're together. (planting kisses) 1492 01:22:48,367 --> 01:22:50,087 We're together. 1493 01:22:50,087 --> 01:22:54,455 (sobbing) We're all together. 1494 01:22:54,455 --> 01:22:55,455 That's good. 1495 01:22:58,527 --> 01:22:59,527 That's good. 1496 01:23:00,407 --> 01:23:02,674 I'll be with you soon. 1497 01:23:02,674 --> 01:23:04,507 I'll be with you soon. 1498 01:23:17,906 --> 01:23:19,989 (groans) 1499 01:23:25,247 --> 01:23:28,080 (loud thud lands) 1500 01:23:30,047 --> 01:23:33,130 (Daughter breathing) 1501 01:23:36,898 --> 01:23:41,567 (Father grunts and hits camera) 1502 01:23:41,567 --> 01:23:45,734 - [Mother] Will you take these and put them in the car? 1503 01:23:49,967 --> 01:23:51,634 - [Father] Oh, love. 1504 01:23:57,617 --> 01:23:58,915 (Mother plants kiss) 1505 01:23:58,915 --> 01:24:00,165 Come on, angel! 1506 01:24:04,967 --> 01:24:08,066 Don't tell me this is still running. 1507 01:24:08,066 --> 01:24:09,483 Who left this o-- 100878