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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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HEY, DREW.
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LISA.
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT
SUPPOSED TO BE OVER HERE.
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RELAX. I KNOW THE RULES...
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WE CAN'T DATE, YOU'RE MY BOSS,
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PEOPLE CAN SEE US.
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
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OK, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW IT'S
COMPLETELY WRONG AND UNACCEPTABLE,
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COME ON IN.
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WOW.
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WHAT BEAUTIFUL TASTE
YOUR MOTHER HAD.
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YEAH, I SLEEP UPSTAIRS
IN A BIG RACE CAR.
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SO, UH, WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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I BROUGHT OVER YOUR INVITATION
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TO THE OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
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YEAH, YOU COULDN'T JUST
GIVE THIS TO ME AT WORK?
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YOU SAID WE COULDN'T
SEE EACH OTHER AT WORK.
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OH, OK, SO YOU'RE DOING
EVERYTHING I SAY NOW?
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WELL, IT'S NOT QUITE
THAT EASY, DREW.
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OK, WELL, IN THAT CASE,
YOU NEED A BETTER REASON.
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YOU LEFT YOUR
JACKET AT MY PLACE.
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THAT'S NOT MY JACKET,
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AND I'VE NEVER
BEEN TO YOUR PLACE.
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THEN YOU LEFT YOUR PURSE?
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GIVE ME THAT.
THIS ISN'T MY PURSE.
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THIS IS MY MONEY.
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HEY!
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I JUST WANTED TO TALK.
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HOW ABOUT A BEER?
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OH, IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING.
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I REALLY WASN'T
EXPECTING ANYBODY.
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ALL I HAVE IS COORS,
BUDWEISER, MILLER,
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AMSTEL LIGHT, HEINEKEN,
RED DOG, RED TAIL.
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OOPS.
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ONLY HALF A BUD.
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OH, GOD, DREW.
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THIS IS SO CRAZY.
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HERE I AM, ENJOYING
YOUR COMPANY,
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AND I FEEL LIKE SOME CRIMINAL
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WHO HAS TO SNEAK OVER
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
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ISN'T THERE SOME WAY WE CAN
MOVE THIS RELATIONSHIP FORWARD?
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YEAH. NOT WITH HALF A BEER.
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COME ON. WE'RE YOUNG.
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I'M ATTRACTIVE.
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X-FILES IS OVER.
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WHAT'S STOPPING US?
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HOW ABOUT A LITTLE
SHOW CALLED 20/20?
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LOOK, YOU KNOW HOW
BAD I WANT TO BE WITH YOU,
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BUT I WORKED 10
YEARS AT THIS COMPANY
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TO GET FROM HERE TO
HERE. WELL, YOU KNOW, HERE.
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I CAN'T RISK LOSING IT.
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ALL RIGHT, BIG GUY. I GIVE UP.
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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT WORK.
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WELL, WAIT.
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YOU, UH...
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YOU LEFT YOUR
JACKET AT MY PLACE.
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AAH!
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PLEASE TELL ME
THAT WAS A CLIMAX.
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OH, GOD. IT'S JUST KATE.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT THERE?
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SORRY. I SAW 2 PEOPLE KISSING,
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AND I THOUGHT I WAS
AT THE WRONG HOUSE.
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YOU SEE THAT? AND KATE JUST
HAPPENED TO BE WALKING BY.
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WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE
COULD'VE BEEN OUT THERE?
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Man: AH-CHOO!
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Second man: GOD BLESS YOU.
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ALL RIGHT, WHO
ELSE IS OUT THERE?
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NOBODY.
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OK. WHO WANTS A BEER?
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HOW ABOUT YOU, JULES?
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Jules: NO, THANKS.
HOW ABOUT YOU, MILLIE?
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA ♪
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♪ BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND ♪
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♪ UNDERNEATH
YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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WHO HASN'T PICKED
THEIR SECRET SANTA
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TO SEE WHO THEY'RE
GIVING A GIFT TO?
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THERE'S ONLY A FEW LEFT.
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OH, PERFECT.
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OH, NO, NOT YOU!
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UH, SO, MIMI,
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WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
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DIAMONDS.
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SHE STUFFED THE
BOX. I GOT MIMI, TOO.
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THERE'S A MIMI 2?
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HOW COME THEY'RE
ALWAYS MAKING SEQUELS
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TO THINGS I DON'T LIKE?
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HEY, BUDDY. HEY.
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HEY. WHAT ARE YOU
GUYS DOING HERE?
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OH, GETTING A JUMP ON
OUR HOLIDAY SHOPPING.
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WE MADE UP A LIST OF THINGS
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WE WANT YOU TO BUY
AT THE STORE FOR US
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WITH YOUR COMPANY DISCOUNT.
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WE FOUND SOME THINGS FOR YOU
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YOU ARE REALLY GONNA LOVE.
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YEAH, RIGHT THERE.
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OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
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I GOT TO BUY MY OWN
CHRISTMAS GIFTS?
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RELAX. WE'LL PAY YOU BACK.
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WITH WHAT?
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EVERYONE'S GETTING
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BIG FAT CHRISTMAS BONUSES
DOWN AT MY COMPANY.
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YOU KNOW, FOR
THE FIRST TIME EVER,
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DRUGCO ISN'T BEING SUED
FOR SELLING PRODUCTS
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THAT CAUSE
DISABLING SIDE EFFECTS
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OR PREMATURE DEATH.
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PROUD?
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DAMN RIGHT, WE'RE PROUD.
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SO HAVING A SECOND ROW OF TEETH
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IS NO LONGER
CONSIDERED A SIDE EFFECT?
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SO, DREW,
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AM I YOUR DATE AGAIN
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FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY FRIDAY?
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NO. NOW THAT YOU WORK HERE,
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I CAN'T TELL EVERYBODY
YOU'RE MY GIRLFRIEND ANYMORE.
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IT'S ABOUT TIME, DREW.
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IT'S KIND OF SAD
YOU'RE ALWAYS TAKING
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YOUR FRIENDS AS DATES.
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LEWIS, YOU WANT
TO GO TO A PARTY?
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ONLY IF YOU CALL ME JULIO.
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SO, I GUESS YOU'LL
BE NEEDING SOMEONE
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TO SPIN SOME HOLIDAY TUNES
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ON THIS, THE MOST
MAGICAL OF ALL SEASONS.
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WILL YOU WORK FOR $20?
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WILL YOU PAY ME
IN CASH ALL AT ONCE
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SO IT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING?
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WILL YOU WEAR A TIE SO
YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING?
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DEAL.
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HEY, I GET TO GO TO
A CHRISTMAS PARTY!
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HEY! OH, HO HO!
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SO, DO THOSE THINGS
GET PRETTY WILD?
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WILD?
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THEY'RE INSANE.
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THERE'S ALWAYS SOME COUPLE
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LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM
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GOING AT IT, WHILE OUTSIDE...
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ACTUALLY, I DON'T KNOW
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WHAT GOES ON OUTSIDE.
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DREW, I JUST GOT A CALL
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FROM MRS. LOUDER'S SECRETARY.
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MRS. LOUDER WANTS YOU
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TO HAVE LUNCH WITH HER...
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TOMORROW AFTERNOON
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UPSTAIRS IN THE CRYSTAL ROOM.
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WHAT?
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IS THAT MRS. LOUDER AS
IN THE WINFRED-LOUDER
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DEPARTMENT STORE?
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YEAH, IT'S LOUDER'S WIDOW.
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GEE, I WONDER HOW HE DIED.
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I NEED AN AMBULANCE RIGHT AWAY.
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WELL, WHAT'S THE NAME? LOUDER.
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WHAT'S THE NAME? LOUDER.
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WHAT'S THE NAME?! LOUDER.
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HE DIED WAITING FOR
A LIVER TRANSPLANT.
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WHO'S THAT LIVER FOR? LOUDER.
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WHO'S THE LIVER FOR?! LOUDER!
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WHO'S THE LIVER FOR?!
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AH, NEVER MIND. HE'S DEAD.
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WAIT, WAIT. HERE'S HIS WIFE
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ASKING HIM TO
TURN UP THE STEREO.
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"TURN UP THE STEREO."
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"OH, YOU WANT IT LOUDER?"
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"YES!"
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AND THEN HE SAYS IT,
LIKE, A BUNCH OF TIMES,
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AND EVERYBODY LAUGHS.
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NO?
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THAT'S OK. MAYBE
NEXT TIME. ALL RIGHT.
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MAN, I WONDER WHAT
SHE WANTS ME FOR.
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MAYBE SHE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEONE
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TO INHERIT THE STORE,
AND SHE PICKED YOU.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S PROBABLY POSSIBILITY
NUMBER ONE MILLION.
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WONDER WHAT ELSE IT COULD BE?
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SHE'S REALLY RICH.
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MAYBE SHE WANTS TO SEND YOU
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OFF IN THE WILDERNESS
AND HUNT YOU FOR SPORT.
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WELL, SEE, NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
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HAVE YOU DONE ANYTHING WRONG?
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MAYBE SHE WANTS TO FIRE YOU.
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FIRE ME?
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BUT I'M... I'M A MODEL EMPLOYEE.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU SAID SOMETHING.
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YOU KNOW, UH...
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THESE STORES HAVE BUGS
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AND MICROPHONES EVERYWHERE.
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WHY, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL
AS MRS. LOUDER
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HAS BETTER THINGS TO DO
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THAN TO BUG HER EMPLOYEES.
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"I STOLE PENS. TONS OF PENS."
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"SHUT UP, OSWALD."
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DEAR PIZZA,
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I DO NOT CARE OR GIVE A WHIT
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THAT YOU ARE ONE DAY OLD.
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I THINK YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL...
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EVEN WHEN YOU'RE COLD.
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
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JULES!
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JULES!
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HEY, DREW.
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FELIZ NAVIDAD.
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JULES, TURN DOWN THE LIGHTS.
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OH, COME ON, DREW.
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WHERE'S YOUR CHRISTMAS SPIRIT?
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IT'S MORE THAN A
MONTH TILL CHRISTMAS.
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THAT'S WHY I HAVEN'T
PUT ALL THE LIGHTS IN YET.
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OH, DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY
AT THE BABY JESUS.
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YOU'LL GO BLIND.
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OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE
YOU GONNA USE HIM FOR,
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SIGNAL AN AIRCRAFT?
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HEY, WHAT DO YOU
HAVE SANTA CLAUS
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UP THERE IN THE MANGER FOR?
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HE'S GOT NOTHING
TO DO WITH NOTHING.
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WHO IS HE, MARY'S LAMAZE COACH?
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HEY, I'M JUST TRYING
TO WIN THE CONTEST
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FOR THE BRIGHTEST
CHRISTMAS DISPLAY.
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WHAT CONTEST?
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FROM THE POWER COMPANY.
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WINNER GETS $50
OFF HIS NEXT BILL.
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OH, YEAH, GREAT THINKING, JULES.
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YOU KNOW, IF YOU
CUT YOUR LEGS OFF,
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YOU CAN PARK ANYWHERE FOR FREE.
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I NEED MY SLEEP.
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I GOT A BIG MEETING
WITH THE OWNER
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OF MY COMPANY TOMORROW.
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NOW TURN OFF THE
LIGHTS AND THE DOGS,
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OR I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS.
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GO AHEAD, CALL 'EM.
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WE AIN'T DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL.
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BE KIND OF STUPID
UNDER ALL THIS LIGHT.
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AH, WHOEVER TURNED THAT OFF,
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THANK YOU.
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ACTUALLY...
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THE BLINKERS JUST KICKED IN.
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OK.
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DON'T BE NERVOUS, DREW.
EVERYTHING'S GONNA GO GREAT.
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YEAH, BUT WHAT DOES SHE WANT?
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WHAT AM I GONNA
TALK TO HER ABOUT?
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SHE'S 80.
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WELL, THAT'S NOT SO OLD,
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COMPARED TO, SAY, THE OCEAN.
246
00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,484
JUST MAKE SMALL TALK.
247
00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:35,785
YEAH, ABOUT WHAT?
248
00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:37,219
I DON'T KNOW.
249
00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:39,054
YOU'LL TALK ABOUT
YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS,
250
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:42,492
AND SHE'LL TALK ABOUT
THE FIRST CHRISTMAS.
251
00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,081
GOOD LUCK, DREW. BREAK A HIP.
252
00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,497
HI. I'M DREW CAREY.
253
00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:49,164
I'M HERE TO SEE MRS. LOUDER.
254
00:09:49,188 --> 00:09:52,301
SHE'S RIGHT OVER THERE.
255
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,137
LOOK, UH, YOU PROBABLY
SEE HER EVERY DAY.
256
00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,539
DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?
257
00:09:56,563 --> 00:09:59,775
WELL, IF SHE LIKES
YOU, YOU'RE GOLD.
258
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:00,877
IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU...
259
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:01,878
I'M MIKE.
260
00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:03,862
WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER.
261
00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:07,005
THANK YOU.
262
00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,320
MRS. LOUDER?
263
00:10:11,344 --> 00:10:13,055
UH, HI. I'M DREW CAREY.
264
00:10:13,079 --> 00:10:15,279
MR. CAREY!
265
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,262
WATCH IT WITH THE
TONGUE, MR. CAREY.
266
00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,363
BUT I DIDN'T...
267
00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:22,965
OH! HA HA HA. GOOD ONE.
268
00:10:22,989 --> 00:10:25,668
HA HA. RIGHT BACK AT YA.
269
00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:28,070
I LIKE YOUR LOOK, MR. CAREY.
270
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,438
IT'S COMFORTING.
271
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:33,142
IT'S AS IF THE FIFTIES
NEVER WENT AWAY.
272
00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,545
WELL, MAY I JUST
SAY, MRS. LOUDER,
273
00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,079
WITH YOUR PEACHES
AND CREAM COMPLEXION,
274
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:39,114
IT'S LIKE YOUR FIFTIES
NEVER WENT AWAY, EITHER.
275
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,115
AW.
276
00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:42,217
THE FIRST BUTT-KISS OF THE DAY
277
00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:44,042
IS ALWAYS THE SWEETEST.
278
00:10:45,211 --> 00:10:47,078
OH, ALLOW ME.
279
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,695
YOU'RE ONE OF A
DYING BREED, MR. CAREY.
280
00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:53,799
SO ARE YOU.
281
00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:01,303
I MEAN, UH...
282
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,438
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
283
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,739
YOU SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME.
284
00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:05,841
OH! IF IT'S ABOUT THE
PENS, I'LL PAY YOU BACK.
285
00:11:05,865 --> 00:11:09,545
RELAX, MR. CAREY.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT PENS.
286
00:11:09,569 --> 00:11:11,681
YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE
I WANT TO OFFER YOU
287
00:11:11,705 --> 00:11:13,204
A NEW POSITION.
288
00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:15,952
OH, A PROMOTION!
289
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,286
WELL, YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE ME
290
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:18,387
OUT TO LUNCH PERSONALLY.
291
00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,022
I MEAN, UH, I KNOW
IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS,
292
00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,290
YOU PROBABLY
FEEL A LITTLE GUILTY.
293
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:22,391
THAT'S ALL WATER
UNDER THE BRIDGE.
294
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,392
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
295
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,727
I'LL JUST EAT A LITTLE EXTRA.
296
00:11:24,751 --> 00:11:26,295
WE'LL CALL IT EVEN.
297
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,429
MR. CAREY,
298
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,466
I'D LIKE YOU TO BECOME
MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
299
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:31,934
HEAD OF PERSONNEL?
300
00:11:31,958 --> 00:11:34,303
OH, YEAH! I'VE WAITED SO LONG!
301
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,872
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. I
SAID PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
302
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,474
I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID! I
JUST WANTED TO FEEL GOOD
303
00:11:38,498 --> 00:11:41,899
FOR 2 LOUSY, STINKING SECONDS!
304
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,113
IT'S A GOOD JOB.
305
00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,815
I KNOW IT'S NOT
WHAT YOU EXPECTED,
306
00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:47,883
BUT IF YOU DO THIS FOR ME,
307
00:11:47,907 --> 00:11:50,119
YOU'LL BECOME HEAD OF PERSONNEL
308
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:52,655
FASTER THAN YOU EVER IMAGINED.
309
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,590
WELL, IT SOUNDS GREAT,
310
00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:56,325
BUT, YOU KNOW, HOW COULD I JUST
311
00:11:56,349 --> 00:11:57,760
GIVE UP MY JOB LIKE THAT?
312
00:11:57,784 --> 00:12:01,463
YOU COULD GIVE UP YOUR JOB
FOR ANY NUMBER OF REASONS.
313
00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,065
FOR EXAMPLE,
314
00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:05,556
YOU COULD OFFEND MRS. LOUDER.
315
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:10,806
WELL, CAN I AT LEAST,
YOU KNOW, THINK ABOUT IT?
316
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,808
YOU CAN LET ME KNOW
WHEN YOU PICK ME UP
317
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:13,976
FOR THE CHRISTMAS PARTY.
318
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,745
OH, BY THE WAY,
319
00:12:15,769 --> 00:12:19,203
THE POSITION PAYS TWICE
WHAT YOU'RE MAKING NOW.
320
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:24,086
MR. CAREY?
321
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,121
OH, I'M SORRY.
322
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,344
I WAS JUST, UH, HOOKING
UP MY NEW STEREO.
323
00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,799
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
PEOPLE DOING HERE?
324
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:37,800
WHAT?
325
00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:38,868
THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY.
326
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,169
COME ON, CLEAR OUT!
327
00:12:40,193 --> 00:12:41,203
HEY, DO YOU SEE
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
328
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:42,271
BOY, DO I?
329
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,606
LOOK AT ALL THESE GAWKERS
330
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,576
FIGHTING FOR A GLIMPSE
OF A GLOWING REINDEER.
331
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,011
THEY'VE TOTALLY LOST
TOUCH WITH THE TRUE MEANING
332
00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:50,279
OF CHRISTMAS.
333
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,836
THE POP'S 3 BUCKS A CAN.
334
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:53,950
IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, TOUGH.
335
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:56,218
I'M THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN.
336
00:12:57,276 --> 00:12:59,254
OH, GOOD. LIVESTOCK.
337
00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,890
HEY, DREW!
338
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,625
YOU GOT ONE OF MY SHEEP?
339
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,360
WHY IS THERE A
SHEEP IN MY BACKYARD?
340
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,195
SHE'S PART OF THE
LIVE NATIVITY SCENE,
341
00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:07,864
EVERY NIGHT TILL CHRISTMAS,
342
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,688
THEN WE SHAVE HER AND EAT HER.
343
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,737
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S
IT. SHOW'S OVER.
344
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,205
COME ON, CLEAR OUT
OF HERE. LET'S GO!
345
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,439
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT!
346
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:18,608
I'M TURNING ON THE SPRINKLERS.
347
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:19,797
WHOA!
348
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:26,782
OH, NOW WHAT?
349
00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,427
OH, GREAT. I'LL BE
SINGING THAT ALL WEEK.
350
00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:36,058
DREW, ARE YOU
REALLY LONELY? WHY?
351
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:39,150
I JUST SAW A HERD OF SHEEP
RUNNING FROM YOUR HOUSE.
352
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,767
SO, DREW, HOW'D IT
GO WITH MRS. LOUDER?
353
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,436
SHE WANTS ONE OF
YOUR LUNGS, RIGHT?
354
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,839
NO.
355
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,240
SHE PUT ME ON THE FAST TRACK
356
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,175
TO BEING HEAD OF PERSONNEL.
357
00:13:53,199 --> 00:13:54,977
WOW. WHAT WOULD YOUR TITLE BE?
358
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,812
UH, YOU KNOW,
PERSONAL ASSISTANT.
359
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,136
OH, SO IT'S LIKE
DRIVING MISS DAISY.
360
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:03,800
TIME TO GO TO THE PIGGLY
WIGGLY, MISS LOUDER.
361
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,258
NO. YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND.
362
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,527
THIS IS A... LIKE A SHORTCUT
UP THE CORPORATE LADDER.
363
00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:12,528
IF I COULD JUST SUCK IT UP
364
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,063
FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS, I'M IN.
365
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:15,598
AND YOU WANNA
KNOW THE BEST PART?
366
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,966
I CAN START DATING LISA.
367
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,100
I MEAN, THIS IS HUGE.
368
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:19,902
ARE YOU SURE SHE'S
GONNA LET YOU DATE?
369
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:20,903
I MEAN, WHAT IF YOU HAVE
370
00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,038
TO SERVICE THE OLD BROAD?
371
00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:23,062
MM-HMM.
372
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,477
MM-HMM.
373
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,112
A LOT OF OLDER
WOMEN STILL HAVE SEX.
374
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,113
AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING...
375
00:14:31,137 --> 00:14:32,181
YOU BETTER BE IN SHAPE
376
00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:35,350
'CAUSE IT TAKES
THEM A LITTLE LONGER.
377
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,418
SOMETIMES THEY
NAP IN THE MIDDLE.
378
00:14:36,442 --> 00:14:37,442
YEAH.
379
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:48,486
HEY, DREW. GUESS WHAT I AM?
380
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,711
LAWRENCE OF CLEVELAND.
381
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,371
I'M A WISE MAN.
382
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:57,406
ANY TAKERS?
383
00:14:57,430 --> 00:14:58,430
NO.
384
00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:01,477
OH, THIS CAME FOR YOU TODAY.
385
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:02,712
I SIGNED FOR IT.
386
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,013
IT CAME LIKE THIS.
387
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:05,347
OH, YEAH, WAS THERE
BARBECUE SAUCE
388
00:15:05,371 --> 00:15:06,531
ALL OVER IT, TOO?
389
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:08,851
UH, I BETTER GET
BACK TO THE MANGER.
390
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,174
SEE YA.
391
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,890
OH...
392
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,891
IT'S FROM MRS. LOUDER.
393
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,635
AND THERE'S A NOTE ATTACHED.
394
00:15:18,317 --> 00:15:19,851
AND IT'S A DIRTY NOTE.
395
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,198
LISTEN TO THIS.
396
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:26,457
"THE PENIS MIGHTIER
THAN THE SWORD."
397
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,641
GIVE ME THAT.
398
00:15:31,665 --> 00:15:33,765
THAT'S "PEN IS," YOU MORON.
399
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,252
"THIS PARTICULAR PEN
BELONGED TO MR. LOUDER.
400
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,854
"I SEE IN YOU MANY
OF THE QUALITIES
401
00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:45,855
"I SAW IN HIM.
402
00:15:45,879 --> 00:15:48,323
WELCOME ABOARD. LOVE, DOTTIE."
403
00:15:48,347 --> 00:15:49,558
OH, YEAH.
404
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,749
SHE WANTS SOME DREW CAREY BAD.
405
00:15:53,019 --> 00:15:55,631
YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY CLASS.
406
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,066
I MEAN, WHY WOULDN'T
I TAKE THIS JOB?
407
00:15:57,090 --> 00:16:00,636
IT'S GOOD PAY, GOOD
FUTURE, GOOD PEN.
408
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,104
AND GOOD LUCK SAYING NO,
409
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,338
'CAUSE IF I DON'T TAKE THE JOB,
410
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:04,606
SHE'S GONNA FIRE ME.
411
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,031
WOW. SHE'S REALLY
GOT YOU BY THE PEN IS.
412
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,348
OH, YEAH.
413
00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:14,884
AND NOW AT NUMBER
15 IN THE CHRISTMAS
414
00:16:14,908 --> 00:16:15,918
TOP 20 COUNTDOWN
415
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:18,620
FOR THE 142nd STRAIGHT YEAR,
416
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,356
HARK, THE HERALD ANGELS SING.
417
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,015
AND, OOH, BABY, DO THEY SING.
418
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:27,997
MAN, WHAT A BASH.
419
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,865
HEY, THANKS FOR
INVITING ME, KATE.
420
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,900
YOU KNOW, I NEVER
GO TO THE DRUGCO
421
00:16:30,924 --> 00:16:32,068
CHRISTMAS PARTIES ANYMORE.
422
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:33,202
I MEAN, THE PUNCH IS GOOD,
423
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,859
BUT, UH, MADE ME INVISIBLE.
424
00:16:36,229 --> 00:16:38,174
WHO SAID THAT? I DON'T KNOW.
425
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,175
HO HO HO!
426
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,943
OH, MAN,
427
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,111
WOULD YOU LOOK AT MR. BELL?
428
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,145
SOME SANTA CLAUS.
429
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,279
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'VE BEEN
430
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:45,280
SLEEPING, ALL RIGHT,
431
00:16:45,304 --> 00:16:46,281
'CAUSE THAT'S WHEN HE GETS UP
432
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:47,883
AND MAKES A DASH FOR HIS CAR.
433
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,118
HEY,
434
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:50,285
LOOK WHO'S HERE...
435
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,421
HAROLD AND MAUDE.
436
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,455
WOW. THE THINGS YOU CAN LEARN
437
00:16:53,479 --> 00:16:54,489
AT A BOARD MEETING.
438
00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:55,490
YOU REALLY CAN
CHEAT THE GOVERNMENT
439
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,525
OUT OF EVERYTHING.
440
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,593
AND IT REALLY IS
ONLY JUST SUCKERS
441
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,649
LIKE ME THAT PAY TAXES.
442
00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:02,064
DREW, YOU'RE DOING SPLENDIDLY.
443
00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,766
IF YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK,
444
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:04,967
I MIGHT EVEN
445
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,301
LET YOU SEE MR. LOUDER'S
446
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:08,838
CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN HEAD.
447
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:10,472
I KNEW IT!
448
00:17:10,496 --> 00:17:13,175
THAT'S JUST A JOKE, SWEETIE.
449
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,644
I TOLD HIM I'D DO
IT, BUT I NEVER DID.
450
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,580
MERRY CHRISTMAS, DREW.
451
00:17:18,604 --> 00:17:20,816
MRS. LOUDER, IT'S
A GREAT PLEASURE
452
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:21,984
TO MEET YOU.
453
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,518
I'M MIMI BOBEK.
454
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:24,686
OH, MIMI, GUESS WHAT?
455
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,177
I'M WORKING FOR MRS. LOUDER NOW.
456
00:17:27,213 --> 00:17:28,323
YOU ARE?
457
00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,826
YEAH. LET'S SEE WHAT
MY SECRET SANTA GAVE ME.
458
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:32,728
NO! I MEAN...
459
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,896
OH, I'VE MADE A MISTAKE.
460
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,665
I MUST'VE BURIED YOUR GIFT.
461
00:17:36,689 --> 00:17:39,390
OH, THIS IS A SQUIRREL
I HIT LAST MARCH.
462
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:44,807
UH, YOUR PRESENT'S OVER
THERE UNDERNEATH THE TREE.
463
00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:46,998
MY NEIGHBOR'S SHEEP MADE IT.
464
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,946
MRS. LOUDER, THEY'RE
WAITING FOR YOU
465
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:51,947
IN THE CRYSTAL ROOM.
466
00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,182
OH, THANK YOU,
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
467
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,851
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
FOR A LITTLE WHILE, DREW,
468
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,987
THE BOARD IS ABOUT TO EXCHANGE
469
00:17:58,011 --> 00:18:00,156
THEIR OWN SECRET SANTA GIFTS.
470
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:01,180
JUST, UH...
471
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:04,059
DON'T GIVE ME AWAY TO ANYBODY.
472
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,883
OH, YOU LITTLE DEVIL!
473
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,500
SO, WORD HAS IT YOU'RE
SWEATIN' TO THE OLDIES.
474
00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:12,968
WHAT?
475
00:18:12,992 --> 00:18:15,504
MIMI'S SPREADING IT AROUND
THAT YOU'RE MRS. LOUDER'S
476
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,738
NEW BOY TOY.
477
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,040
OH, YEAH?
478
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:21,098
WOULD, UH, MRS.
LOUDER'S BOY TOY DO THIS?
479
00:18:23,336 --> 00:18:25,014
HEY...
480
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,382
WHAT ABOUT ALL
YOUR STUPID RULES?
481
00:18:27,406 --> 00:18:29,251
I'M NOT MANAGEMENT ANYMORE.
482
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:31,442
HEY, EVERYBODY, LOOK
AT ME! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
483
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,390
AW, GEE, DREW, WHAT A LOUSY TIME
484
00:18:35,414 --> 00:18:36,425
TO TELL YOU I'M GAY.
485
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,060
SHE'S NOT VERY FUNNY,
486
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:39,964
BUT SHE'S THE BEST I'M GONNA DO.
487
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,765
YOU KNOW, UH, THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME
488
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,100
I'M NOT REALLY JEALOUS
OF ALL THOSE PEOPLE
489
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:46,202
LOCKED IN THE BATHROOMS.
490
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,870
AW, YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED INSIDE
491
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,438
YOUR SHARE OF BATHROOMS.
492
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,640
WELL, MAYBE AT HOME.
493
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,943
YOU MEAN, UH, YOU'VE NEVER?
494
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,311
NO.
495
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:58,069
WELL, UH, YOU WANNA?
496
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,851
YEAH.
497
00:19:01,875 --> 00:19:02,852
SURE, OK.
498
00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,275
COME ON.
499
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,892
UH, WE ARE TALKING
ABOUT SEX, RIGHT?
500
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,660
EXCUSE ME.
501
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,462
UH, HAVE YOU SEEN DREW?
502
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,164
I LEFT SOME GIFTS IN THE CAR,
503
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,531
AND I NEED HIM TO HELP ME.
504
00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,033
UH, NO, BUT I'D BE HAPPY
505
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,034
TO HELP YOU.
506
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:20,970
I'M KATE O'BRIEN.
507
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:23,072
AND, BY THE WAY, LET ME TELL YOU
508
00:19:23,096 --> 00:19:24,139
WHAT A PLEASURE IT IS TO MEET
509
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:26,008
A FELLOW BUSINESSWOMAN,
510
00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:28,077
SOMEONE WHO'S BROKEN
THROUGH THE GLASS CEILING
511
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,611
AND SHOWERED THE REST OF US
512
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,313
WITH THE POINTY SHARDS
513
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,337
OF HER SUCCESS.
514
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:37,976
CAN YOU SEE ME?
515
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:43,695
LISTEN, KIDS...
516
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,863
KIDS, THERE'S SOME
FREE CABS DOWNSTAIRS.
517
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:48,864
HELP YOURSELVES.
518
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,499
FREE CABS?
519
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,500
WELL, MERRY CHRISTMAS
520
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,764
TO YOU, TOO, MRS. LOUDER.
521
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,906
LISTEN, THERE'S NO SMOKING HERE.
522
00:19:56,930 --> 00:19:59,931
BELL'S OFFICE HAS A WINDOW
THAT OPENS. COME ON.
523
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,035
HA HA HA! SHH!
524
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,316
THANK YOU, SANTA.
525
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:10,519
PARDON ME, MRS. LOUDER.
526
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,187
I THINK I FOUND DREW.
527
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,056
HE'S IN MR. BELL'S OFFICE.
528
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,646
OH, THANK YOU.
529
00:20:19,185 --> 00:20:20,185
BELL!
530
00:20:21,687 --> 00:20:25,034
MRS. LOUDER, I...
I... I CAN EXPLAIN.
531
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,235
JERRY, I'M SHOCKED.
532
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,237
THIS IS A FAMILY BUSINESS.
533
00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:30,272
UH, CAN WE PLEASE
534
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:31,540
TALK ABOUT THIS IN PRIVATE?
535
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,376
FINE, BUT I'M NOT
GOING IN THERE.
536
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,666
UH...
537
00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,019
AAH! AAH!
538
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,187
DREW!
539
00:20:45,211 --> 00:20:46,188
CAREY?
540
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:47,412
SANTA?
541
00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:52,127
HO HO HO!
542
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,862
BE SURE TO CHECK OUT
OUR TOY DEPARTMENT
543
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,598
WHERE THIS AFTERNOON
EVERYTHING IS 10% OFF.
544
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,667
RIGHT, TRIXIE?
545
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,325
THAT'S RIGHT, MR. CLAUS.
546
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,496
SANTA PIG.
547
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,165
DEVIL ELF.
548
00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:11,713
OH, BOO HOO.
549
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,582
SO LOUDER KICKED YOU
BACK TO YOUR CUBICLE.
550
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:14,783
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING,
551
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,186
AND I'M STUCK HERE EVERY
LUNCH TILL CHRISTMAS.
552
00:21:17,210 --> 00:21:18,620
OH, GIVE ME A BREAK.
553
00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:19,654
YOU'RE LUCKY
BELL DIDN'T FIRE YOU
554
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:20,755
FOR GETTING HIM IN TROUBLE.
555
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:23,192
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
556
00:21:23,216 --> 00:21:24,726
HEY, THE ROOM WAS DARK.
557
00:21:24,750 --> 00:21:26,828
I SAW A FAT MAN STRIKING
OUT WITH A WOMAN.
558
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,319
I ASSUMED IT WAS YOU.
559
00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,600
UH, EXCUSE ME, BUT
AREN'T THE ELVES
560
00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:33,991
SUPPOSED TO BE
SMALLER THAN SANTA?
561
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:43,145
HERE YOU GO, MERRY CHRISTMAS.
562
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,535
HERE YOU GO.
563
00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:49,451
HEY.
564
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:50,741
HEY.
565
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:55,557
IT WAS WORTH IT, WASN'T IT?
566
00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:56,758
OH, YEAH.
567
00:21:56,782 --> 00:21:57,782
SURE WAS.
568
00:22:00,619 --> 00:22:02,264
UH, SAME TIME NEXT YEAR?
569
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,565
YEAH.
570
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:04,566
SAME PLACE?
571
00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:06,590
NO.
572
00:22:10,195 --> 00:22:12,875
YOU SURE MRS. LOUDER
WON'T MIND US DOING THIS?
573
00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:15,243
HEY, SHE SAID FREE
CAB RIDES HOME.
574
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,507
AND SHE DIDN'T SAY WHAT
ROUTE WE HAD TO TAKE.
575
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,616
CHICAGO SURE WAS FUN.
576
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,317
MM-HMM.
577
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,586
I REALLY ENJOYED PHANTOM.
578
00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:26,977
HMM, I THINK THE
CABBIE DID, TOO.
579
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:32,327
IT'S KINDA COLD HERE, THOUGH.
580
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:36,064
I THINK IT MIGHT BE A
LITTLE WARMER DOWN SOUTH,
581
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:38,989
UH... RIGHT AROUND GRACELAND.
582
00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:41,102
Lewis: GRACELAND!
583
00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:44,105
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
584
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:47,129
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
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