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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:05,134 --> 00:00:06,885 [QUIETLY EXHALES] 3 00:00:07,886 --> 00:00:12,516 My desert island "All-Time Top Five Most Memorable Heartbreaks" 4 00:00:13,267 --> 00:00:15,561 in chronological order are as follows: 5 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:19,730 Kevin Bannister, 6 00:00:19,731 --> 00:00:20,857 Kat Monroe, 7 00:00:20,858 --> 00:00:21,900 Simon Miller, 8 00:00:22,359 --> 00:00:24,194 - Justin Kitt... - MAC: Okay... 9 00:00:24,611 --> 00:00:26,405 that's everything, I think. 10 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:29,866 I mean, you don't have to go this second. 11 00:00:29,867 --> 00:00:30,993 I know, but 12 00:00:31,452 --> 00:00:32,786 I think it's best if I do, so... 13 00:00:33,537 --> 00:00:34,787 Just stay for tonight. 14 00:00:34,788 --> 00:00:35,956 No. 15 00:00:36,331 --> 00:00:37,582 Okay, just stay for a drink, then. 16 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:39,667 No. I don't think a drink's gonna do it, Rob. 17 00:00:39,668 --> 00:00:40,918 Yeah, how about, how about two drinks? 18 00:00:40,919 --> 00:00:43,629 Jesus Christ, can we just make this just a little bit easy, please. 19 00:00:43,630 --> 00:00:45,632 Oh, I'm sorry, is this inconvenient for you? 20 00:00:46,842 --> 00:00:48,802 You know what? I'm just gonna go. All right? 21 00:00:51,038 --> 00:00:52,097 Wait, Mac. 22 00:00:52,098 --> 00:00:53,849 - Mac? - What? 23 00:00:55,851 --> 00:00:57,185 We're on the wrong side of the rock. 24 00:00:57,186 --> 00:00:58,770 Rob, don't start. 25 00:00:58,771 --> 00:00:59,897 Remember? 26 00:01:01,565 --> 00:01:03,024 Remember when we were in the park 27 00:01:03,025 --> 00:01:04,818 and we were listening to Talking Book and... 28 00:01:06,403 --> 00:01:09,405 we were having such a nice day, and that stupid fucking couple 29 00:01:09,406 --> 00:01:10,337 on the other side of the rock 30 00:01:10,338 --> 00:01:12,743 was just screaming at each other the whole time? 31 00:01:13,368 --> 00:01:14,369 Yeah. 32 00:01:15,662 --> 00:01:16,663 I remember. 33 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:18,624 We... we promised. 34 00:01:20,125 --> 00:01:21,695 You know, we promised that if we ever 35 00:01:21,696 --> 00:01:23,252 found ourselves on that side of the rock 36 00:01:23,253 --> 00:01:25,214 that we would remind each other to come back 37 00:01:25,672 --> 00:01:27,216 to our side of the rock, right? 38 00:01:28,467 --> 00:01:29,510 Yeah. 39 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,554 Yeah, we did. 40 00:01:34,431 --> 00:01:36,350 So this is me reminding you. 41 00:01:37,643 --> 00:01:38,894 Yeah, whatever. 42 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,230 I remember. 43 00:01:43,524 --> 00:01:46,026 I just, uh, I just can't remember what it felt like, Rob. 44 00:01:48,070 --> 00:01:49,071 Right. 45 00:01:49,863 --> 00:01:51,573 I'm gonna go, 'cause... 46 00:01:55,911 --> 00:01:56,995 I'll see ya. 47 00:01:58,747 --> 00:01:59,747 Bye. 48 00:02:05,838 --> 00:02:06,922 [SOBBING] 49 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:11,593 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 50 00:02:12,845 --> 00:02:13,971 Congratulations. 51 00:02:16,014 --> 00:02:17,933 You've made it to the Top Five, Mac. 52 00:02:19,476 --> 00:02:20,644 Number five, 53 00:02:21,770 --> 00:02:22,896 with a bullet. 54 00:02:24,064 --> 00:02:25,064 Welcome. 55 00:02:25,065 --> 00:02:26,233 ♪ You make me sick ♪ 56 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:29,819 [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 57 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:32,406 ♪ 58 00:02:34,783 --> 00:02:36,451 ♪ Hey Baby you've got a lot to learn ♪ 59 00:02:36,452 --> 00:02:38,619 ♪ I've been down and now it's your turn ♪ 60 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:39,912 ♪ Never guess I'd see through you ♪ 61 00:02:39,913 --> 00:02:41,748 [TELEPHONE RINGING] 62 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:44,375 ♪ You make me sick ♪ 63 00:02:44,376 --> 00:02:46,127 - Hello. - What up? 64 00:02:46,128 --> 00:02:47,253 What's up, Cam, what you doing? 65 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,964 Nothin', uh, we're just coming back from Mom and Dad's. 66 00:02:49,965 --> 00:02:52,133 Mom gave us a ton of your old baby shit. 67 00:02:52,134 --> 00:02:53,509 Consider that your shower gift. 68 00:02:53,510 --> 00:02:55,803 Mmm, didn't you hear? There's not gonna be a shower. 69 00:02:55,804 --> 00:02:57,930 We're in full denial that this baby is even coming. 70 00:02:57,931 --> 00:02:59,348 - ROB: Hi, Nicky. - Hi, boo. 71 00:02:59,349 --> 00:03:01,267 - What's up? - CAM: Uh, so, hey, 72 00:03:01,268 --> 00:03:02,894 Mom said she hadn't talked to you in a while. 73 00:03:02,895 --> 00:03:04,020 She wanted me to call and just 74 00:03:04,021 --> 00:03:06,022 - see if you're... - ROB: Happily married with three kids 75 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:07,482 and a German Shepherd? 76 00:03:07,483 --> 00:03:09,984 - Hold on, let me check. - CAM: [LAUGHS] You got jokes. I get it. 77 00:03:09,985 --> 00:03:13,113 But, seriously, uh, tonight, I'm going for drinks with my buddy Caleb. 78 00:03:14,239 --> 00:03:15,615 I ever introduce you to Caleb? 79 00:03:15,616 --> 00:03:16,616 He's cute. 80 00:03:16,617 --> 00:03:18,008 Are you seriously trying to set me up 81 00:03:18,009 --> 00:03:19,243 with one of your friends right now, Cam? 82 00:03:19,244 --> 00:03:21,412 - CAM: No, I just... - 'Cause historically speaking, man, 83 00:03:21,413 --> 00:03:23,213 - that shit doesn't go so well. - CAM: I know. 84 00:03:23,540 --> 00:03:24,540 But it's been like a year. 85 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:26,667 I just thought maybe it's time to, you know, 86 00:03:26,668 --> 00:03:28,044 get back on the horse or whatever. 87 00:03:28,045 --> 00:03:31,339 - Mom, is that you? - Yeah, all right, don't do that. I tried. 88 00:03:31,340 --> 00:03:33,591 You don't have to try. I'm totally fine. 89 00:03:33,592 --> 00:03:35,636 I actually have a date tonight, so... 90 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,473 - No, you don't. - Yes, I do. 91 00:03:40,099 --> 00:03:41,933 - Cam, I do. - Wait, do you really have... 92 00:03:41,934 --> 00:03:44,310 Yeah, I have to go. I've to go for my... get ready for my date. 93 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,831 - Okay, bye. - CAM: Wait, wait, Rob... 94 00:03:46,396 --> 00:03:47,688 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 95 00:03:47,689 --> 00:03:51,150 ♪ 96 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:52,361 I could have a date. 97 00:03:53,987 --> 00:03:55,280 If I wanted to. 98 00:03:57,574 --> 00:03:58,617 [SIGHS] 99 00:04:01,453 --> 00:04:03,997 ♪ 100 00:04:06,542 --> 00:04:07,918 And I want to. 101 00:04:09,795 --> 00:04:10,920 'Cause I'm fine. 102 00:04:10,921 --> 00:04:13,423 ♪ 103 00:04:13,424 --> 00:04:14,633 I'm totally fine. 104 00:04:18,137 --> 00:04:20,889 I'm not fine. I'm not ready. This is fucked. 105 00:04:22,224 --> 00:04:24,225 CLYDE: Yeah, so then I just drove here from Colorado. 106 00:04:24,226 --> 00:04:25,226 You know? 107 00:04:25,769 --> 00:04:27,687 Um, lived out there for a long time. 108 00:04:27,688 --> 00:04:30,649 And, uh, I always wanted to live in New York City, so, 109 00:04:32,151 --> 00:04:33,235 uh, here I am. 110 00:04:33,735 --> 00:04:35,236 - Cool, man. - Yeah. 111 00:04:35,237 --> 00:04:37,321 Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. 112 00:04:37,322 --> 00:04:38,865 If you got the time, you can really, like, 113 00:04:38,866 --> 00:04:40,366 you can make a thing where you can go to all these, 114 00:04:40,367 --> 00:04:41,868 uh, national parks along the way. 115 00:04:41,869 --> 00:04:43,343 Just the change in topography 116 00:04:43,344 --> 00:04:45,329 across the country as you drive is remarkable. 117 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:48,499 - Mm-hmm. - Badlands and, uh, Zion and... 118 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:50,127 Man, it's gorgeous. It's unbelievable. 119 00:04:52,045 --> 00:04:53,213 What did you do to your hand? 120 00:04:53,630 --> 00:04:57,384 Oh, uh, bike messenger on the way here, actually. 121 00:04:57,801 --> 00:04:58,801 What happened? 122 00:05:00,053 --> 00:05:01,721 I mean, uh, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 123 00:05:01,722 --> 00:05:02,806 Okay. 124 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:04,932 - [ROB CLEARS THROAT] - I'll be here. 125 00:05:04,933 --> 00:05:08,060 [MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS] 126 00:05:08,061 --> 00:05:10,646 ♪ 127 00:05:10,647 --> 00:05:11,939 [SIGHS HEAVILY] 128 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:14,902 ♪ 129 00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:18,780 I will be here. 130 00:05:18,781 --> 00:05:21,240 ♪ 131 00:05:21,241 --> 00:05:23,326 [INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATIONS] 132 00:05:23,327 --> 00:05:24,744 Nope. 133 00:05:24,745 --> 00:05:27,497 Look, I know this is a dick move and he seems like a super-nice guy. 134 00:05:27,498 --> 00:05:28,873 I'm just... 135 00:05:28,874 --> 00:05:30,374 I'm not ready. You know? 136 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:32,935 It's... it's too soon. It's too soon, and I'm not ready, and I... 137 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:37,925 [SIGHS] 138 00:05:39,635 --> 00:05:40,677 My phone. 139 00:05:45,516 --> 00:05:46,642 Okay. 140 00:05:47,768 --> 00:05:48,811 Okay. 141 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:52,605 [INDISCERNIBLE CHATTER] 142 00:05:52,606 --> 00:05:55,567 ♪ 143 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:00,739 [CLEARS THROAT] 144 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:02,783 - What's up? - CLYDE: Oh, hey. 145 00:06:04,326 --> 00:06:06,600 Oh, man, I was... pretty sure for a minute there 146 00:06:06,601 --> 00:06:07,662 you were trying to sneak out. 147 00:06:07,663 --> 00:06:09,622 [AWKWARD CHUCKLE] No, I was... 148 00:06:09,623 --> 00:06:11,833 - Oh! No. No, no, no. You're good. - Shit! I'm so sorry. 149 00:06:11,834 --> 00:06:13,126 No, it's fine. It's fine. 150 00:06:13,127 --> 00:06:14,887 - Dammit. Sorry. - Don't even worry about it. 151 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,506 - Yeah, hey. - [SIGHS] I'm sorry. 152 00:06:19,216 --> 00:06:20,300 Look, 153 00:06:23,011 --> 00:06:24,595 - these things are tricky. - [GLASS THUDS] 154 00:06:24,596 --> 00:06:26,098 Right? It's ju... It's hard. 155 00:06:29,643 --> 00:06:32,146 [BOTH LAUGH] 156 00:06:33,105 --> 00:06:34,731 That was very nice of you. 157 00:06:36,233 --> 00:06:37,401 Do you want another round? 158 00:06:38,068 --> 00:06:39,111 Yeah. 159 00:06:40,821 --> 00:06:42,947 - [BOTH LAUGHING] - [DREAMS BY FLEETWOOD MAC PLAYING] 160 00:06:42,948 --> 00:06:45,825 So you own a record shop? 161 00:06:45,826 --> 00:06:47,243 - Yes, I do. - Oh, that's cool. 162 00:06:47,244 --> 00:06:49,162 It's, uh, it's not as glamorous as it sounds. 163 00:06:49,163 --> 00:06:51,080 It sounds really cool. It sounds cool. 164 00:06:51,081 --> 00:06:52,707 Uh, question. 165 00:06:52,708 --> 00:06:54,250 [CLEARS THROAT] Answer. 166 00:06:54,251 --> 00:06:57,044 If I were to admit out loud to you right now 167 00:06:57,045 --> 00:06:58,922 that I truly, 168 00:06:59,631 --> 00:07:00,758 no joke, 169 00:07:01,383 --> 00:07:02,925 love this song, 170 00:07:02,926 --> 00:07:04,177 would you get up and leave? 171 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:05,678 Hell, I love this song. 172 00:07:05,679 --> 00:07:08,347 - All right. - This is a great song. 173 00:07:08,348 --> 00:07:09,641 - CLYDE: Yeah. - Yeah. 174 00:07:10,893 --> 00:07:13,936 I don't love Rumours as a whole. 175 00:07:13,937 --> 00:07:14,937 Okay. 176 00:07:15,814 --> 00:07:17,648 I prefer Tusk. Controversial, I know. 177 00:07:17,649 --> 00:07:18,817 Yeah, no doubt. 178 00:07:19,443 --> 00:07:21,652 No, Rumours is cool, Rumours is cool. I mean, The Chain, 179 00:07:21,653 --> 00:07:23,279 which is sick. 180 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,364 Don't Stop's more like no, stop, please, stop. 181 00:07:25,365 --> 00:07:26,532 Sure. 182 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:28,202 Second Hand News, yes. 183 00:07:28,702 --> 00:07:29,744 Go Your Own Way, 184 00:07:29,745 --> 00:07:31,662 - yes. - Yes. Okay. 185 00:07:31,663 --> 00:07:34,166 To me, this band's more about the drama. 186 00:07:35,584 --> 00:07:36,832 You know what I mean? Like, you can hear it 187 00:07:36,833 --> 00:07:38,464 when you listen to the music. 188 00:07:38,879 --> 00:07:41,923 You have all that shit with Stevie and Lindsey 189 00:07:41,924 --> 00:07:43,216 and John and Christine 190 00:07:43,217 --> 00:07:45,177 and Bob Weston and Mick Fleetwood's wife. 191 00:07:45,511 --> 00:07:49,138 Lindsey... that other chick, I can't remember her name, 192 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:51,099 Christine, and the fucking sound engineer. 193 00:07:51,100 --> 00:07:52,391 I mean, it's fucking bonkers. 194 00:07:52,392 --> 00:07:54,232 - Yeah. Yeah. - ROB: You know? You can hear it. 195 00:07:54,853 --> 00:07:55,979 When you listen to it. 196 00:07:56,522 --> 00:07:58,815 - I'm still talking. I'm so sorry. - [BOTH LAUGHING] 197 00:07:58,816 --> 00:08:02,444 Um, to answer your very simple... question, 198 00:08:04,738 --> 00:08:06,405 yes, I enjoy this song. 199 00:08:06,406 --> 00:08:07,740 Oh, good. Good, good, good. 200 00:08:07,741 --> 00:08:09,325 I'm sorry, I blacked out for a second. 201 00:08:09,326 --> 00:08:10,744 CLYDE: No, man, that was great. 202 00:08:11,495 --> 00:08:13,162 - Yeah. - CLYDE: Um... 203 00:08:13,163 --> 00:08:14,706 - follow-up question. - ROB: Mm-hmm. 204 00:08:15,165 --> 00:08:17,041 Um, are you gonna get up and leave now 205 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:19,044 'cause I don't know enough about Fleetwood Mac? 206 00:08:20,671 --> 00:08:23,965 - Yes. - Oh, come on, I thought this was good. 207 00:08:23,966 --> 00:08:25,216 - I'm gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna go. - CLYDE: Really? 208 00:08:25,217 --> 00:08:27,445 - I'm gonna jet. I'm gonna jet. - CLYDE: Oh no. This was great. 209 00:08:27,469 --> 00:08:30,471 No, seriously, though, I think I'm gonna, um, I'm gonna go. 210 00:08:30,472 --> 00:08:31,473 Oh, for real? 211 00:08:33,851 --> 00:08:34,935 Oh, yeah. Okay. 212 00:08:35,394 --> 00:08:36,728 Uh, this was fun. 213 00:08:37,896 --> 00:08:40,523 Do you, um, do you wanna give me a ride? 214 00:08:40,524 --> 00:08:43,360 ♪ 215 00:08:44,445 --> 00:08:45,778 Yeah. 216 00:08:45,779 --> 00:08:48,073 ROB: [CHUCKLES] It's, uh, this one on the right. 217 00:08:53,287 --> 00:08:54,538 Hey, am I okay here? 218 00:08:54,955 --> 00:08:56,205 Uh-huh. Come on. 219 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:57,833 ♪ My love for you baby ♪ 220 00:08:58,584 --> 00:09:00,544 ♪ Is like a roller-coaster ♪ 221 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:02,503 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 222 00:09:02,504 --> 00:09:03,796 ♪ It goes up ♪ ♪ Up ♪ 223 00:09:03,797 --> 00:09:04,839 ♪ Down ♪ ♪ Down ♪ 224 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,592 ♪ Anyway you want it, baby ♪ 225 00:09:07,468 --> 00:09:08,510 ♪ Up ♪ 226 00:09:08,969 --> 00:09:10,012 ♪ Down ♪ 227 00:09:11,889 --> 00:09:13,139 I haven't had sex for a year. 228 00:09:13,140 --> 00:09:14,141 Oh, shit. 229 00:09:15,058 --> 00:09:17,311 ♪ My love for you, baby ♪ 230 00:09:18,145 --> 00:09:19,897 ♪ Is like a merry-go-round ♪ 231 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:23,065 ♪ It goes up ♪ ♪ Up ♪ 232 00:09:23,066 --> 00:09:24,150 ♪ Down ♪ ♪ Down ♪ 233 00:09:24,151 --> 00:09:25,527 ♪ And all around, baby ♪ 234 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:33,074 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn 235 00:10:01,230 --> 00:10:02,355 Are you hungry? 236 00:10:02,356 --> 00:10:03,481 [SUCKS ON LIPS] 237 00:10:03,482 --> 00:10:04,482 Ish. 238 00:10:06,068 --> 00:10:07,111 We, uh, 239 00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:10,239 we got anything good? 240 00:10:11,323 --> 00:10:14,034 It does not appear so, no. 241 00:10:18,497 --> 00:10:19,956 Ever go to Raul's? 242 00:10:19,957 --> 00:10:21,124 That place is near here. 243 00:10:21,125 --> 00:10:22,501 They got a great breakfast. 244 00:10:23,961 --> 00:10:25,081 Don't you live in Astoria? 245 00:10:25,796 --> 00:10:26,796 Yeah. 246 00:10:27,172 --> 00:10:28,507 Yeah, I like their French toast. 247 00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:31,175 Plus it's next to my climbing gym. 248 00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,261 So... 249 00:10:34,763 --> 00:10:37,141 So, what? You want to go to breakfast now? 250 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:38,892 Or in the morning. 251 00:10:42,104 --> 00:10:43,313 Okay. Maybe. 252 00:10:46,442 --> 00:10:47,443 Cool. 253 00:10:53,782 --> 00:10:55,242 I was trying to sneak out. 254 00:10:59,371 --> 00:11:00,622 Yeah, I know. 255 00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:07,212 Good night. 256 00:11:08,797 --> 00:11:09,797 Hey. 257 00:11:10,174 --> 00:11:11,216 Come here. 258 00:11:22,895 --> 00:11:24,855 [CAR HONKING, MAN SHOUTING OUTSIDE] 259 00:11:25,731 --> 00:11:26,940 [MOANS] 260 00:11:34,323 --> 00:11:35,324 Hello? 261 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,295 You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. 262 00:11:55,594 --> 00:11:57,930 Of course it was the nice guy. 263 00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:00,932 It's always the nice guy. 264 00:12:00,933 --> 00:12:01,934 [SCOFFS] 265 00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:04,478 Fuckin' breakfast. 266 00:12:05,312 --> 00:12:07,647 [PUNK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 267 00:12:07,648 --> 00:12:09,649 ♪ 268 00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:11,609 And this, ladies and gentlemen, 269 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:15,614 is why you don't get back on the fucking horse. 270 00:12:17,074 --> 00:12:19,034 Not that I needed another reminder. 271 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,412 I have all the reminders I need. 272 00:12:23,747 --> 00:12:26,332 Like Kevin Bannister, Kat Monroe, 273 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,710 Simon Miller, Justin Kitt. 274 00:12:29,837 --> 00:12:31,129 Russell McCormack. 275 00:12:31,130 --> 00:12:34,091 ♪ 276 00:12:38,053 --> 00:12:39,095 Number one. 277 00:12:39,096 --> 00:12:42,557 ♪ Hey there, people, I'm Bobby Brown ♪ 278 00:12:42,558 --> 00:12:45,977 ♪ They say I'm the cutest boy in town! ♪ 279 00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:47,855 - ROB: Kevin Bannister. - Hey. 280 00:12:48,439 --> 00:12:50,690 - Hi. - What you listening to? 281 00:12:50,691 --> 00:12:52,066 Weezer. 282 00:12:52,067 --> 00:12:53,735 ROB: I lied. It was Frank Zappa. 283 00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:56,280 - Cool. - ROB: All white guys love Weezer. 284 00:12:57,239 --> 00:13:00,408 Our relationship lasted exactly six hours. 285 00:13:00,409 --> 00:13:03,077 For two hours after school before Xena: Warrior Princess 286 00:13:03,078 --> 00:13:04,538 for three days in a row. 287 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:06,415 But on the fourth day, 288 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,334 fucking Hannah Shepherd. 289 00:13:11,336 --> 00:13:13,088 What a slut. 290 00:13:15,924 --> 00:13:19,135 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 291 00:13:19,136 --> 00:13:21,471 ♪ Whatever it is, wherever we go ♪ 292 00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:23,639 ♪ Whatever we do, whoever we know ♪ 293 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640 Need a pack? 294 00:13:25,267 --> 00:13:27,227 - Dude, I quit. - Right. 295 00:13:27,561 --> 00:13:28,561 Thanks, Carlos. 296 00:13:29,438 --> 00:13:31,898 Number two on the "Top Five, All-Time Heartbreak" List 297 00:13:31,899 --> 00:13:33,608 is Kat Monroe. 298 00:13:33,609 --> 00:13:34,942 [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC PLAYING] 299 00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,694 ROB: Kat was gorgeous 300 00:13:36,695 --> 00:13:39,782 and interesting and just... just cool. 301 00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:42,241 Like, real cool. 302 00:13:42,242 --> 00:13:43,451 True cool. 303 00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:46,621 ♪ 304 00:13:46,622 --> 00:13:49,583 [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING] 305 00:13:56,715 --> 00:13:58,591 ROB: Kat talked a lot, and she would say 306 00:13:58,592 --> 00:14:01,803 these remarkably interesting things. 307 00:14:01,804 --> 00:14:03,137 KAT: ... some fucking negative space. 308 00:14:03,138 --> 00:14:06,766 I mean, how much longer can we take this brutalist masculinity? 309 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:09,853 ROB: We went out for a year, and I never got comfortable. 310 00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:12,355 Looking back, I didn't stand a fuckin' chance. 311 00:14:12,356 --> 00:14:13,356 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 312 00:14:13,357 --> 00:14:14,525 Kat! 313 00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,237 You fucking bitch! 314 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,864 Let's work it out! 315 00:14:21,865 --> 00:14:24,283 It wasn't just that I wasn't glamorous 316 00:14:24,284 --> 00:14:26,410 or interesting enough for Kat. 317 00:14:26,411 --> 00:14:27,579 Which I wasn't. 318 00:14:28,247 --> 00:14:29,289 The real issue 319 00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,208 is that Kat had a type. 320 00:14:32,459 --> 00:14:34,920 Tall, blonde, 321 00:14:37,214 --> 00:14:38,297 white. 322 00:14:38,298 --> 00:14:40,175 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 323 00:14:40,551 --> 00:14:41,593 Kat! 324 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,180 MAN: Shut the fuck up! 325 00:14:58,444 --> 00:15:02,197 Okay, so, here's how not to plan a career. 326 00:15:02,698 --> 00:15:04,657 One, split up with girlfriend. 327 00:15:04,658 --> 00:15:06,285 Two, ditch college. 328 00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:09,163 Three, go to work in struggling record shop. 329 00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:12,957 Four, become owner of said record shop 330 00:15:12,958 --> 00:15:14,626 and stay there for rest of life. 331 00:15:15,127 --> 00:15:16,795 And five... 332 00:15:18,505 --> 00:15:19,631 Well, there is no five. 333 00:15:20,966 --> 00:15:21,966 Anyway, 334 00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:25,137 Kat and I, we never really... matched. 335 00:15:25,554 --> 00:15:28,389 But number three on the list, Simon Miller, 336 00:15:28,390 --> 00:15:29,433 phew. 337 00:15:30,017 --> 00:15:31,058 We matched. 338 00:15:31,059 --> 00:15:32,477 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 339 00:15:32,478 --> 00:15:34,854 - Hey. - No requests, dude. 340 00:15:34,855 --> 00:15:36,273 No, no, is this Radio Stars? 341 00:15:36,774 --> 00:15:38,859 - What? - It's Radio Stars, right? 342 00:15:39,276 --> 00:15:40,276 Yeah. 343 00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:42,111 Fuckin' love these guys. 344 00:15:42,112 --> 00:15:43,280 Yeah, me too. 345 00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:46,365 [INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION] 346 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,159 ROB: We were both alone in the city, 347 00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:49,660 and we felt that way, 348 00:15:49,661 --> 00:15:50,912 lonely. 349 00:15:50,913 --> 00:15:52,915 We liked all the same things. 350 00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,458 Whiskey neat, pretentious films. 351 00:15:55,459 --> 00:15:57,711 But, most importantly, music. 352 00:15:58,462 --> 00:15:59,546 Simon had a theory. 353 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:02,840 The things that you like are as important... 354 00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:06,011 no, no, no, more important than what you are like. 355 00:16:06,012 --> 00:16:07,762 - Yes. Yes! - See what I'm saying? 356 00:16:07,763 --> 00:16:10,098 - Movies, TV, film, literature, poetry... - Shit matters. 357 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,224 It matters, right? 358 00:16:11,225 --> 00:16:13,518 And it's no good in just pretending 359 00:16:13,519 --> 00:16:15,895 some relationship is gonna fucking magically work 360 00:16:15,896 --> 00:16:17,688 if you don't like most of the same things. 361 00:16:17,689 --> 00:16:19,609 Yeah, call me shallow. It's the fucking truth. 362 00:16:21,693 --> 00:16:22,693 Sorry. 363 00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:27,574 ♪ 364 00:16:33,997 --> 00:16:38,001 ♪ 365 00:16:38,877 --> 00:16:41,838 ROB: Turns out, we liked even more of the same things than we thought. 366 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:45,133 ♪ 367 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,468 I guess I'm gay. 368 00:16:47,636 --> 00:16:48,695 Come here. 369 00:16:48,696 --> 00:16:51,722 ♪ 370 00:16:51,723 --> 00:16:53,475 And that was the end of that. 371 00:16:54,685 --> 00:16:56,310 We've got a bit of everything: 372 00:16:56,311 --> 00:16:59,022 rock, electronic, hip-hop, pop. 373 00:16:59,982 --> 00:17:01,983 To quote our lone Yelp review, 374 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:05,112 "Decently curated cuts, unpretentious location, 375 00:17:05,654 --> 00:17:08,197 owner's a little rude." Two-and-a-half stars. 376 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,241 Half the neighborhood thinks we're washed-up relics, 377 00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:12,244 the other half thinks we're nostalgic hipsters. 378 00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:14,371 They're both kinda right. 379 00:17:14,830 --> 00:17:15,872 (DOORBELL CHIMES) 380 00:17:15,873 --> 00:17:17,249 - Hey, Rob. - Hey, Simon. 381 00:17:18,709 --> 00:17:19,834 He needed the cash. 382 00:17:19,835 --> 00:17:21,377 So I hire him a few days a week. 383 00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:24,756 And he just starts showing up every day. 384 00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:26,091 That was three years ago. 385 00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:29,469 - You have a good night? - Oh yeah. 386 00:17:29,470 --> 00:17:32,597 Yeah. I found the original pressing of Gallop. Lena Platonos. 387 00:17:32,598 --> 00:17:34,265 Dope. Dope, dope, dope. 388 00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:36,225 Yeah. Remember how I said I was just gonna go ahead and buy the reissue 389 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:37,685 'cause the original was just like, nowhere? 390 00:17:37,686 --> 00:17:39,771 - Mm-hmm. - Well, I found the original. 391 00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:40,980 Very cool. 392 00:17:40,981 --> 00:17:42,482 Beautiful condition. 393 00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:45,234 [ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING] 394 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:47,862 [SINGING IN GREEK] 395 00:17:47,863 --> 00:17:48,943 What happened to your hand? 396 00:17:49,615 --> 00:17:51,741 - Oh, nothing. - What'd you do last night? 397 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:54,203 Uh... went on a date. 398 00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:56,872 A date? 399 00:17:58,123 --> 00:17:59,665 What up, babies? 400 00:17:59,666 --> 00:18:03,921 ♪ 401 00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,547 Unh-unh. What the fuck is this? 402 00:18:06,548 --> 00:18:08,717 - What is this? What is this? - Lena Platonos. 403 00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:10,426 - What? - Original pressing. 404 00:18:10,427 --> 00:18:12,011 [COUGHS MOCKINGLY] Oh, my God. I don't care. 405 00:18:12,012 --> 00:18:14,348 Put on some real music. 406 00:18:14,890 --> 00:18:16,182 Shall we? 407 00:18:16,183 --> 00:18:19,268 ♪ 408 00:18:19,269 --> 00:18:20,395 [MUSIC STOPS] 409 00:18:22,022 --> 00:18:23,356 - Hit me. - (DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS' COME ON EILEEN PLAYING) 410 00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,275 Woo-wee! 411 00:18:26,151 --> 00:18:27,820 Yo, you know what's so fucking crazy? 412 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:31,240 I had a fucking dream about this shit last night. 413 00:18:31,990 --> 00:18:33,783 - Were you wearing the overalls? - Yeah. 414 00:18:33,784 --> 00:18:36,160 It was so crazy, I had a dream about it 415 00:18:36,161 --> 00:18:37,704 and then... Yeah, man. 416 00:18:38,205 --> 00:18:41,165 And then I was like, yo, I gotta listen to this song. 417 00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:43,459 And I had to... I had to listen to it and see if I really like it. 418 00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,962 And I forgot, this song is dope as shit! 419 00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:47,839 ♪ 420 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,006 Come on, come on, come on. 421 00:18:49,007 --> 00:18:50,258 [SINGING ALONG] ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 422 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,970 ♪ 423 00:18:55,639 --> 00:18:56,932 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 424 00:18:57,558 --> 00:18:58,891 Good morning, Rob! 425 00:18:58,892 --> 00:19:00,601 ♪ 426 00:19:00,602 --> 00:19:02,146 Oh! Forget you then. 427 00:19:03,272 --> 00:19:05,106 Mm, mm, mm. 428 00:19:05,107 --> 00:19:07,525 ♪ Sounded sad upon the radio ♪ 429 00:19:07,526 --> 00:19:10,111 ♪ But he moved a million hearts in mono ♪ 430 00:19:10,112 --> 00:19:11,654 Turn it off, Cherise! 431 00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:12,738 Huh? 432 00:19:12,739 --> 00:19:14,240 Turn this shit off, man! 433 00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,117 No, it won't go up any higher! I already tried! 434 00:19:16,118 --> 00:19:19,245 - ROB: Turn this shit... - What is she saying? I can't hear her. 435 00:19:19,246 --> 00:19:20,872 No, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold up. 436 00:19:20,873 --> 00:19:21,998 - Simon, move. - Ow. 437 00:19:21,999 --> 00:19:23,834 Stop. What the fuck! 438 00:19:24,168 --> 00:19:25,168 Yo! 439 00:19:25,169 --> 00:19:26,711 That song was on the "Monday Morning Playlist." 440 00:19:26,712 --> 00:19:28,546 I made it special for you all! Special! 441 00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:30,089 Yeah? Well, it's fuckin' Tuesday, dude. 442 00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,883 No shit. Today's fuckin' Tuesday? 443 00:19:31,884 --> 00:19:33,843 - Yeah, it's Tuesday. - Oh shit. 444 00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:34,887 Well, Simon... 445 00:19:35,345 --> 00:19:36,345 Simon? 446 00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:38,055 - Simon? - What? 447 00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:40,016 Simon, do you wanna know what the next song is? 448 00:19:40,017 --> 00:19:41,559 - I'm gonna play a... - What's the next song? 449 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,395 - Can't Take My Eyes off of You. - Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons? 450 00:19:44,396 --> 00:19:45,938 Come on, Rob. Why is he starting? 451 00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:48,066 - No! Lauryn Hill! - Oh. 452 00:19:48,484 --> 00:19:49,650 - Oh? - Oh God. 453 00:19:49,651 --> 00:19:51,277 - Why are you oh'ing? - No reason. 454 00:19:51,278 --> 00:19:53,030 No, there's a reason why you're oh'ing. Look at me in my eyes 455 00:19:53,031 --> 00:19:54,155 and tell me what the fuck is wrong with Lauryn Hill. 456 00:19:54,156 --> 00:19:55,230 - Why are you oh'ing? - SIMON: Nothing. I just... 457 00:19:55,231 --> 00:19:56,491 - Nothing is wrong. - I know there's nothing wrong with her. 458 00:19:56,492 --> 00:19:58,284 I mean, she shows up late to her concerts, but other than that... 459 00:19:58,285 --> 00:20:00,329 - [CHERISE GASPS] - I prefer the original! 460 00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:01,662 That's bullshit! 461 00:20:01,663 --> 00:20:03,498 How can it be bullshit to state a preference? 462 00:20:03,499 --> 00:20:05,958 It's bullshit because it's a bullshit preference! 463 00:20:05,959 --> 00:20:07,168 No, that doesn't work. You don't... 464 00:20:07,169 --> 00:20:09,128 I don't care. You can slap your hands. I can slap my hands. 465 00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:10,130 I... [DOOR SLAMS] 466 00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:13,091 Well, why is she... why's she slammin' doors? What's wrong with her? 467 00:20:13,092 --> 00:20:14,885 She went on a date last night. 468 00:20:21,141 --> 00:20:22,142 Well... 469 00:20:22,768 --> 00:20:25,019 Number Four on the "Top Five Heartbreak" List 470 00:20:25,020 --> 00:20:26,105 is Justin Kitt. 471 00:20:26,897 --> 00:20:29,775 Justin was... an odd choice. 472 00:20:30,275 --> 00:20:32,610 His top five recording artists were Jay-Z, 473 00:20:32,611 --> 00:20:34,779 Eminem, Linkin Park, 474 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:37,365 Aerosmith, and The Dave Matthews Band. 475 00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:38,534 So... 476 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,870 Yeah, he was kind of an asshole. 477 00:20:42,162 --> 00:20:44,664 I took a test to see if I have a digital addiction the other day. 478 00:20:44,665 --> 00:20:47,333 I took the test online first of all, so hello! 479 00:20:47,334 --> 00:20:49,085 ROB: He was also a stand-up comedian. 480 00:20:49,086 --> 00:20:52,089 Which at the time seemed, I don't know, vaguely intriguing. 481 00:20:52,673 --> 00:20:54,465 But Justin had a thing. 482 00:20:54,466 --> 00:20:57,219 You know, some qualities that made being around him exciting. 483 00:20:57,678 --> 00:21:02,683 Qualities like confidence and magnetism and a... girlfriend. 484 00:21:03,225 --> 00:21:06,770 I suppose my mid-20s felt a little short on intrigue. 485 00:21:07,104 --> 00:21:09,313 We met in secret and talked on the phone in secret, 486 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:10,773 had sex in secret, 487 00:21:10,774 --> 00:21:12,650 and we dreamt about how cool it would be 488 00:21:12,651 --> 00:21:14,778 when we didn't have to do things in secret... 489 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:18,281 [INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATIONS] 490 00:21:18,282 --> 00:21:21,993 ♪ 491 00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:25,121 And then one day, we weren't doing things in secret anymore... 492 00:21:25,122 --> 00:21:26,664 Are you fuckin' kidding me? 493 00:21:26,665 --> 00:21:28,749 - Sorry. Sorry. - MORGAN: Don't you fuckin' touch me! 494 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,294 - I'll see you later. - Okay. 495 00:21:30,794 --> 00:21:34,714 ROB: Which was significantly less exciting. 496 00:21:34,715 --> 00:21:37,884 So, naturally, I decided to have his name tattooed on my arm. 497 00:21:37,885 --> 00:21:39,427 [EXHALES HEAVILY] 498 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:42,806 In retrospect, we were both kind of assholes. 499 00:21:44,183 --> 00:21:45,600 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 500 00:21:45,601 --> 00:21:48,519 [HUMMING ALONG] 501 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,940 ♪ 502 00:21:53,734 --> 00:21:55,486 Excuse me. May I help you? 503 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,862 No, I'm good. Thanks. 504 00:21:57,863 --> 00:21:59,130 You do know there's an actual person 505 00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:00,573 standing right here in front of you. 506 00:22:00,574 --> 00:22:01,824 You aware? I'm here. 507 00:22:01,825 --> 00:22:02,825 She's right there. 508 00:22:02,826 --> 00:22:05,203 I'm sorry, I just thought Shazam would be easier. 509 00:22:05,204 --> 00:22:08,372 Oh, okay, so you thought Shazam would be easier. 510 00:22:08,373 --> 00:22:11,751 So, it's so hard for you to open up your fine-ass motherfuckin' mouth 511 00:22:11,752 --> 00:22:13,336 and say to me, "Hey, Miss, 512 00:22:13,337 --> 00:22:15,338 I think this song is fly as shit. 513 00:22:15,339 --> 00:22:16,380 Do you by chance know who sings it?" 514 00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:18,049 At which point, I would say to you, 515 00:22:18,050 --> 00:22:20,593 "Yes, you motherfuckin' fine-ass Italian Stallion. 516 00:22:20,594 --> 00:22:22,011 I do know. It's Lescop. 517 00:22:22,012 --> 00:22:24,013 They are French, and it's located right"... 518 00:22:24,014 --> 00:22:26,724 - Right over here. - Right over here. How much is it, Johnny? 519 00:22:26,725 --> 00:22:31,020 - It's twenty bucks. - Twenty dollars! The motherfuckin' shit's on sale. 520 00:22:31,021 --> 00:22:33,606 ♪ 521 00:22:33,607 --> 00:22:34,775 This place blows. 522 00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:38,862 You better be glad you find the shit. (GRUNTS) 523 00:22:40,989 --> 00:22:42,281 Nice work, you two. 524 00:22:42,282 --> 00:22:44,534 Just fuckin' quality, quality work. 525 00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:46,369 Scare away our only fuckin' customer. 526 00:22:46,370 --> 00:22:47,954 And sexually harass him. 527 00:22:47,955 --> 00:22:49,247 Yo, what the fuck I'm supposed to do. 528 00:22:49,248 --> 00:22:50,707 The boy is fine and dumb, okay? 529 00:22:51,708 --> 00:22:54,169 Shit, it's my fault I'm the asshole in this situation? 530 00:22:56,422 --> 00:22:57,839 No. No, the guy was a tool. 531 00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,633 Exactly! You know, that's what I've been tryin' to tell these kids. 532 00:23:00,634 --> 00:23:02,427 You need to fuckin' earn something. 533 00:23:02,428 --> 00:23:03,845 You know, buy something. 534 00:23:03,846 --> 00:23:05,388 Have some goddamn respect. 535 00:23:05,389 --> 00:23:06,970 See, the problem with these kids is 536 00:23:06,971 --> 00:23:08,701 that the generation is completely fucked off. 537 00:23:08,725 --> 00:23:11,102 Their generation. Which generation are you a part of, Cherise? 538 00:23:11,103 --> 00:23:12,771 None! Because I have opted out. 539 00:23:14,189 --> 00:23:16,524 All right, kids. Let's shut this shit down. 540 00:23:16,525 --> 00:23:18,109 (COME ON, EILEEN RESUMES) 541 00:23:18,110 --> 00:23:20,278 Oh, yeah! 542 00:23:20,279 --> 00:23:22,281 Come on, Rob. Get it, girl, get it! 543 00:23:23,157 --> 00:23:24,449 Ha ha! 544 00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:25,826 Y'all sexy... 545 00:23:27,453 --> 00:23:29,787 ♪ Too-ra-loo-ra ♪ 546 00:23:29,788 --> 00:23:33,542 ♪ Too-ra-loo-rye, ay ♪ 547 00:23:33,917 --> 00:23:38,714 ♪ And we can sing just like our fathers ♪ 548 00:23:39,673 --> 00:23:41,257 ♪ Come on, Eileen ♪ 549 00:23:41,258 --> 00:23:43,509 ♪ Oh, I swear ♪ ♪ What he means ♪ 550 00:23:43,510 --> 00:23:45,095 ♪ At this moment ♪ 551 00:23:45,512 --> 00:23:48,724 ♪ You mean everything ♪ 552 00:23:55,898 --> 00:23:56,899 [SIGHS] 553 00:24:03,405 --> 00:24:04,406 [SIGHS] 554 00:24:05,783 --> 00:24:07,143 All right, fuck it, let's do this. 555 00:24:08,327 --> 00:24:10,870 Number five on the "Top Five All-Time Heartbreak" List 556 00:24:10,871 --> 00:24:12,915 is Russell McCormack. 557 00:24:16,794 --> 00:24:17,794 Yeah. 558 00:24:18,212 --> 00:24:20,671 AKA Mac. 559 00:24:20,672 --> 00:24:22,415 [INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION] 560 00:24:22,516 --> 00:24:23,610 - ROB: Hi. - Russell. 561 00:24:23,611 --> 00:24:25,094 Rob. Nice to meet you. 562 00:24:25,552 --> 00:24:26,762 [INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATION] 563 00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:28,679 - Thank you. - Yeah. 564 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:32,518 [FUNKY SOUL MUSIC PLAYING] 565 00:24:33,018 --> 00:24:35,520 My brother wasn't exactly trying to set us up. 566 00:24:35,521 --> 00:24:37,189 But he didn't exactly have to. 567 00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:39,650 It just... happened. 568 00:24:40,192 --> 00:24:42,527 (DARONDO'S DIDN'T I PLAYING) 569 00:24:42,528 --> 00:24:44,237 ♪ 570 00:24:44,238 --> 00:24:47,490 ♪ Didn't I treat you right, now? ♪ 571 00:24:47,491 --> 00:24:50,119 ♪ Didn't I? ♪ 572 00:24:50,744 --> 00:24:51,870 What you got? 573 00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:56,208 ROB: Oh, man. This was the real fuckin' deal. 574 00:24:57,543 --> 00:24:58,793 ♪ Didn't I give you everything... ♪ 575 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:01,587 Lightning bolts, fireworks, electricity, magic, 576 00:25:01,588 --> 00:25:02,965 the whole thing. 577 00:25:03,549 --> 00:25:05,925 ♪ I tried my best just to be a man... ♪ 578 00:25:05,926 --> 00:25:09,221 We stayed in and made love... all the time. 579 00:25:09,972 --> 00:25:11,639 ♪ 580 00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:14,767 ♪ Didn't I do it, baby? ♪ 581 00:25:14,768 --> 00:25:16,394 We went out and had fun. 582 00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:18,020 ♪ 583 00:25:18,021 --> 00:25:20,815 ♪ Didn't I do right? ♪ 584 00:25:20,816 --> 00:25:23,109 We just... got each other. 585 00:25:23,110 --> 00:25:24,695 - Burn going down. - Achh! 586 00:25:26,405 --> 00:25:28,285 Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, go ahead. Your go. 587 00:25:28,407 --> 00:25:30,117 Okay. My turn. Let's see. 588 00:25:30,576 --> 00:25:31,994 We built a life together. 589 00:25:34,079 --> 00:25:36,415 Okay. Do you, do you know that 590 00:25:37,166 --> 00:25:39,083 Albert Brooks, the actor... 591 00:25:39,084 --> 00:25:40,335 - Mm-hmm. - His real name 592 00:25:41,128 --> 00:25:42,963 is Albert Einstein? 593 00:25:43,589 --> 00:25:44,922 What? No way. Come on. 594 00:25:44,923 --> 00:25:46,632 - You didn't know that? - That can't be true. 595 00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,677 - I know. Isn't that insane? - What? 596 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,846 - Drink. - Ugh. Okay. 597 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:54,182 Oh, my God. I am crushing this game right now. 598 00:25:54,183 --> 00:25:55,601 - Okay. Okay. - I'm crushing. 599 00:25:57,978 --> 00:25:59,354 - Okay. My go. - Okay. 600 00:26:01,106 --> 00:26:02,274 Do you, do you know, 601 00:26:03,150 --> 00:26:04,985 - Rob... - Mm-hmm. Sock it to me. 602 00:26:05,861 --> 00:26:06,861 that 603 00:26:08,238 --> 00:26:10,866 I am completely in love with you? 604 00:26:12,201 --> 00:26:15,119 ♪ I wanna come back home, baby ♪ 605 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:17,288 ♪ And I... ♪ 606 00:26:17,289 --> 00:26:19,124 ♪ No, no, baby... ♪ 607 00:26:20,709 --> 00:26:23,796 ♪ 608 00:26:25,906 --> 00:26:26,924 Ah... 609 00:26:26,925 --> 00:26:29,926 ♪ Come back home, baby ♪ 610 00:26:29,927 --> 00:26:31,761 ♪ You know I love you... ♪ 611 00:26:31,762 --> 00:26:32,762 My turn. 612 00:26:33,305 --> 00:26:34,305 Mm-hmm. 613 00:26:36,266 --> 00:26:37,559 Do you, do you know, 614 00:26:39,311 --> 00:26:40,311 Mac, 615 00:26:42,439 --> 00:26:45,901 that I... that I love you too? 616 00:26:46,527 --> 00:26:49,863 ♪ 617 00:26:51,031 --> 00:26:52,115 You do? 618 00:26:52,116 --> 00:26:53,116 [MAC CHUCKLES] 619 00:26:53,117 --> 00:26:55,535 You cocky bitch. [LAUGHS] 620 00:26:55,536 --> 00:26:57,703 He was gonna show me Thailand and Sydney 621 00:26:57,704 --> 00:26:59,498 and all those kinds of places. 622 00:27:00,207 --> 00:27:02,668 And when we had enough money, we were gonna move to London. 623 00:27:03,544 --> 00:27:05,295 So, what went wrong? 624 00:27:07,548 --> 00:27:08,923 He moved to London after all. 625 00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,926 Just... not with me. [CRYING] 626 00:27:12,636 --> 00:27:15,346 Truth is, I had been completely out of my depth. 627 00:27:15,347 --> 00:27:18,350 ♪ 628 00:27:20,227 --> 00:27:23,897 [EXHALES FORCEFULLY] And after that, I was determined to 629 00:27:25,399 --> 00:27:27,108 never get out of my depth again. 630 00:27:27,109 --> 00:27:29,862 So for the last year, I've basically just been 631 00:27:31,321 --> 00:27:33,031 paddling around in the shallow end. 632 00:27:33,782 --> 00:27:34,908 [DOORBELL BUZZES] 633 00:27:36,952 --> 00:27:38,203 [BUZZING CONTINUES] 634 00:27:39,746 --> 00:27:40,873 Hello? 635 00:27:41,540 --> 00:27:43,208 [OVER INTERCOM] Hey, it's Clyde. 636 00:27:45,252 --> 00:27:47,045 Uh... what's up? 637 00:27:47,671 --> 00:27:49,756 CLYDE: Uh, I'm sorry I didn't call. 638 00:27:49,757 --> 00:27:52,133 I think I left my phone in your apartment. 639 00:27:52,134 --> 00:27:54,511 I think it's in the bedroom? 640 00:27:57,389 --> 00:27:59,183 Hey, how's it going? 641 00:28:00,017 --> 00:28:01,477 - Here you go. - Oh. 642 00:28:01,935 --> 00:28:03,186 Awesome. Thanks. 643 00:28:03,187 --> 00:28:04,501 Little suckers really get in the way 644 00:28:04,502 --> 00:28:06,227 of sneaking out of places, don't they? 645 00:28:06,523 --> 00:28:07,608 What? No, I didn't... 646 00:28:09,193 --> 00:28:11,320 Okay, I know that's what this looks like, but... 647 00:28:13,322 --> 00:28:15,072 They towed my car. 648 00:28:15,073 --> 00:28:17,575 - Right. - No, no, no, no, no. Look, seriously, 649 00:28:17,576 --> 00:28:19,118 I got up to go to the bathroom 650 00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,580 and I look outside, and they're towing my car. 651 00:28:22,581 --> 00:28:24,374 I literally chased a tow truck 652 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:27,211 down your street, and then I had to go to work, so... 653 00:28:28,253 --> 00:28:31,131 I didn't realize I didn't have my phone until I got on the subway. 654 00:28:32,091 --> 00:28:33,931 And then I couldn't figure out the subway, so, 655 00:28:34,593 --> 00:28:35,761 that was pretty comical. 656 00:28:36,386 --> 00:28:37,554 Cool story, bro. 657 00:28:38,138 --> 00:28:39,807 - Hey. Yo. - Yeah. Yes. 658 00:28:40,724 --> 00:28:42,267 I thought we had a good time. 659 00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:44,519 I... I really thought... 660 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,730 - Yeah. Yeah, we had a good time. - Yeah. 661 00:28:49,441 --> 00:28:50,734 So, can I just 662 00:28:51,485 --> 00:28:53,237 come in and we can, like, talk or... 663 00:28:53,695 --> 00:28:55,822 Yeah, I just... I don't, I don't think that's a good idea. 664 00:28:55,823 --> 00:28:57,324 You don't think that's a good idea 665 00:28:57,825 --> 00:29:00,118 or... you know it's not a good idea? 666 00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:02,036 I don't know if I think it's a good idea. 667 00:29:02,037 --> 00:29:03,037 - Okay. - Okay. 668 00:29:03,038 --> 00:29:04,039 All right. 669 00:29:04,832 --> 00:29:05,833 This is for you. 670 00:29:07,751 --> 00:29:09,086 It's French toast. 671 00:29:17,469 --> 00:29:19,096 Okay, so he was a nice guy. 672 00:29:20,639 --> 00:29:21,640 Like, 673 00:29:23,434 --> 00:29:25,602 [SIGHS] an actual nice guy. 674 00:29:28,272 --> 00:29:29,356 So, 675 00:29:30,858 --> 00:29:35,487 why did I just act like such a dick? 676 00:29:36,738 --> 00:29:38,489 (NICK DRAKE'S PINK MOON PLAYING) 677 00:29:38,490 --> 00:29:40,700 ♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪ 678 00:29:40,701 --> 00:29:42,577 Maybe there's something I forgot to mention. 679 00:29:42,578 --> 00:29:43,911 - Rob! Rob! - ROB: The other night 680 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:46,581 before my, um, date with Clyde. 681 00:29:46,582 --> 00:29:47,582 Mac. 682 00:29:50,002 --> 00:29:52,128 - Um... - [SONG CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONE] 683 00:29:52,129 --> 00:29:53,213 What are you doing here? 684 00:29:54,381 --> 00:29:55,883 I moved back a couple of weeks ago. 685 00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,219 Like, um, 686 00:30:00,095 --> 00:30:01,346 like, like back-back? 687 00:30:02,681 --> 00:30:04,140 Yeah, uh... 688 00:30:04,141 --> 00:30:06,435 I was... I've been meaning to 689 00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:08,479 - you know. - Yeah. 690 00:30:08,979 --> 00:30:10,104 Yeah. 691 00:30:10,105 --> 00:30:11,105 Mmm. 692 00:30:17,571 --> 00:30:19,698 So, uh, you still in the neighborhood? 693 00:30:20,991 --> 00:30:22,409 Uh, yeah, yeah. 694 00:30:22,868 --> 00:30:23,911 Got the shop, you know. 695 00:30:27,247 --> 00:30:28,916 Well, we should talk. 696 00:30:29,541 --> 00:30:30,541 Sometime. 697 00:30:32,377 --> 00:30:33,503 I've been, uh... 698 00:30:33,504 --> 00:30:35,838 - Ah! - Whoa! Whoa! Dude. Man, what the hell! 699 00:30:35,839 --> 00:30:36,839 Fuck! 700 00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,466 - You okay. - [ROB GRUNTS] 701 00:30:38,467 --> 00:30:40,844 - MAC: You okay? - Shit. Yeah, I'm fine. 702 00:30:40,845 --> 00:30:42,053 - You're bleeding. - I'm fine. 703 00:30:42,054 --> 00:30:43,931 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm good. I'm fine. 704 00:30:44,932 --> 00:30:45,933 Um, 705 00:30:46,767 --> 00:30:47,935 I'll... It's good... 706 00:30:49,603 --> 00:30:51,105 Uh, I'll see you around. 707 00:30:52,648 --> 00:30:54,733 All right. Bye, Rob. 708 00:30:55,901 --> 00:30:57,151 [HORN HONKING] 709 00:30:57,152 --> 00:31:00,571 [PINK MOON RESUMES] 710 00:31:00,572 --> 00:31:02,908 ♪ I saw it written and I saw it say ♪ 711 00:31:06,453 --> 00:31:09,581 ♪ Pink moon is on its way ♪ 712 00:31:11,083 --> 00:31:14,335 [INDISCERNIBLE CONVERSATIONS] 713 00:31:14,336 --> 00:31:18,047 Hey, Jeff. Do you have anything for, um... this? 714 00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,425 JEFF: Yeah, sure. 715 00:31:24,430 --> 00:31:26,849 ♪ Hey, it's a pink moon ♪ 716 00:31:28,851 --> 00:31:30,685 ♪ Pink, pink, pink... ♪ 717 00:31:30,686 --> 00:31:31,728 Thanks. 718 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,439 [SIGHS] 719 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:36,732 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 720 00:31:36,733 --> 00:31:38,527 The ugly truth of the matter is this: 721 00:31:39,987 --> 00:31:41,572 if we suddenly heard 722 00:31:42,239 --> 00:31:45,325 that the world was going to end in 24 hours 723 00:31:46,618 --> 00:31:49,412 people I would call in the first hour would be the obvious: 724 00:31:49,413 --> 00:31:51,664 my parents, my brother, Simon, 725 00:31:51,665 --> 00:31:52,791 Cherise, I guess. 726 00:31:56,587 --> 00:31:58,046 And I would be calling them all 727 00:31:59,298 --> 00:32:02,091 to apologize for the fact that I would be choosing 728 00:32:02,092 --> 00:32:03,635 to spend the next 729 00:32:05,679 --> 00:32:07,598 23 hours with 730 00:32:08,140 --> 00:32:09,140 Mac. 731 00:32:19,526 --> 00:32:20,526 Who's back. 732 00:32:23,947 --> 00:32:25,240 It's messed up, I know. 733 00:32:29,745 --> 00:32:31,079 [EXHALES] 734 00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,556 [RAIN FALLING] 735 00:32:50,557 --> 00:32:53,227 Thank you, Ann Peebles. 736 00:32:53,769 --> 00:32:56,230 (ANN PEEBLES' I CAN'T STAND THE RAIN PLAYING) 737 00:32:58,899 --> 00:33:01,527 ♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ 738 00:33:02,611 --> 00:33:04,780 ♪ Against my window ♪ 739 00:33:07,407 --> 00:33:10,327 ♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪ 740 00:33:11,203 --> 00:33:13,413 ♪ Hey, windowpane ♪ 741 00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:16,458 ♪ Do you remember ♪ 742 00:33:19,419 --> 00:33:21,755 ♪ How sweet it used to be? ♪ 743 00:33:25,843 --> 00:33:29,596 ♪ When we was together ♪ 744 00:33:31,473 --> 00:33:34,059 ♪ Everything was so grand ♪ 745 00:33:37,771 --> 00:33:41,316 ♪ Now that we've parted ♪ 746 00:33:41,775 --> 00:33:43,235 ♪ There's just one sound ♪ 747 00:33:44,153 --> 00:33:46,904 ♪ That I just can't stand ♪ 748 00:33:46,905 --> 00:33:49,408 ♪ I can't stand the rain ♪ 749 00:33:50,451 --> 00:33:53,078 ♪ Against my window ♪ 750 00:33:55,289 --> 00:33:57,541 ♪ Bringing back sweet memories ♪ 751 00:33:58,876 --> 00:34:01,545 ♪ Hey, rain ♪ 752 00:34:02,045 --> 00:34:04,757 ♪ Get off my window... ♪ 753 00:34:04,758 --> 00:34:09,758 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 753 00:34:10,305 --> 00:35:10,889 OpenSubtitles recommends using Nord VPN from 3.49 USD/month ----> osdb.link/vpn53009

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