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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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(SOPRANOS THEME SONG)
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Hey, no speeding.
This is a party zone!
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(ROWDY CHATTER)
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Come on! We can do it!
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Hey, Janet Jackson.
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Hi, Mr. Soprano!
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Where's Meadow?
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I give up. In the house?
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- Tony.
- Billy, thanks for calling.
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As soon as I found out
it was your mom's place.
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O.D. Friend says
Special K and ecstasy.
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- You fucking kidding me?
- Your kid's all right.
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She's a little drunk.
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321, repeat,
you're breaking up.
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529, are you in pursuit
of vehicle on 75 North?
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- In your grandmother's house.
- It wasn't my fault.
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If I had a quarter
every time I heard that...
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...I'd have a private jet
on 24-hour standby.
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Get in the car.
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(VOMITING)
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- In your grandmother's house.
- Now he's repeating himself.
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Just lucky I knew that cop.
So he cut me a favor.
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Let me guess, he owes you money?
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(CAR APPROACHING)
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- What did she do?
- Go upstairs.
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- No, I want to see the fight.
- Get your little ass up those stairs!
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Meadow!
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- We can talk about it in the morning.
- Get down here!
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Let her go to bed.
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I want her to answer for herself!
She's drunk! Was she driving?
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I could've taken ecstasy but I didn't!
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Don't puke on the floor!
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You still up? Go to bed!
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- She's on ecstasy and you yell at me?
- Get up there!
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What did she say for herself?
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The usual shit. "Wasn't my fault."
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There was designer drugs there, Tony.
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So, what did you say?
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I don't know. I yelled.
What the fuck else am I gonna do?
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You sure you're gonna
be all right, Uncle Rich?
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I want to walk.
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See if I run into any
of the old crowd.
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Thanks, doll.
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Motherfucker.
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There has to be consequences.
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What kind of parents would we be
if we let her get away with this?
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Typical?
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Plenty of parents
still crack the whip.
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Yeah, that's what they tell you.
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I cannot wait until
she goes off to college.
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Oh, right, so you can get
Empty Nest Syndrome...
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...and go on Wellbutrin
like your sister.
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As a parent today, you are over
a barrel no matter what you do.
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You take the car, you're a chauffeur.
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Ground her, you stay in
and be a prison guard.
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Throw her out,
social services returns her...
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...and we face a judge.
She's not 18 yet.
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That's your solution?
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All I'm saying, with the laws today,
you can't restrain your kid physically.
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She could sue you for child abuse.
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There has to be consequences.
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And there will be.
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I hear you, okay?
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Let's not overplay our hand. If she
knows we're powerless, we're fucked.
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Hey.
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That guy wants to talk to you.
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Jesus. Mother of Christ! Richie.
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So when did you get out?
How come nobody told me?
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That's funny. Paulie Walnuts
told me he ran into you this morning.
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Honest to fucking God,
nobody said a word.
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Just shut the fuck up.
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You know, I did a lot of meditation
in the can on this.
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On what?
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You can't believe how crazy things...
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- You ever meditate?
- Me? Meditate?
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- Are you crazy?
- Not as crazy as I used to be.
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But still crazy enough
to take an eye out.
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What's going on here, Rich?
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Ten years. And not even a pleasant
"Go fuck yourself" from you I get.
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You know, I always asked
how you were doing.
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Hold on there. You.
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How could you let my dear friend
sit here with an empty cup?
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- I'm sorry.
- That's all right.
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Take it easy, kid.
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Bring this gentleman
a veal-parm sandwich.
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And hurry the fuck up about it.
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The other two stores
doing as good as this?
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Come on, you know, it's a grind.
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That doesn't answer my question.
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Rich, I know you're a made guy,
so I lose either way.
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But I always respected you
and your brother, Jackie.
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I'm no victim here.
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I'm not some greaseball storeowner.
I'm sorry, Richie.
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I will not be shaken down.
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This sucking up to Tony Soprano
has done wonders for you.
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I go away for a while. I come back,
you're a tough guy.
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- Don't do this.
- Do what?
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Take what's owed to me?
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- What's owed to you?
- I put you in action, Beansie.
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You got a bad memory, Beansie.
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Veal parmigiana sandwich.
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Fuck you.
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I'll be back every Saturday, partner.
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I don't fucking believe this.
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I'm being shaken down, for what?
Tell me, what did I do?
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This is not right.
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I'm not gonna fucking lay down.
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I'll step up.
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Won't lay down, huh? You don't want
to lay dawn? You piece of shit!
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All right, let's get her down here.
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I guess.
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- Where is the Bride of Frankenstein?
- She's still sleeping.
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- Yeah, right. Go wake her up.
- I wake her up?
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I want to get this shit
out of the way before I go out.
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- You guys are making too much of this.
- I don't think we're making enough.
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She was drunk.
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Her choice. There's a Zuni saying:
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"For every 20 wrongs
a child does, ignore 19."
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There's an old Italian saying:
"You fuck up once, you lose two teeth."
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That's what all this is about.
Ego and control.
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- I beg your pardon?
- No, don't try to make sense with her.
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No, I want to understand this.
Go ahead, tell me.
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You want to hold on to control
over a young woman...
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...whose entire
biological determinism...
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...is to achieve independent
thought and behavior.
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She's exercised her independence...
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...but you want to penalize her
because you don't like her choices.
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Go get a fucking permanent.
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I'm trying to watch TV!
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Well.
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Good morning.
I'm sorry, is it afternoon?
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- Mom, please.
- Please what?
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- You'd better have some answers.
- (TONY) Yeah. That's right!
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- Fine. You're punished.
- For what? I didn't do anything!
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You did nothing?
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- It wasn't my fault!
- It's never your fault, Meadow.
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It was gonna be me,
Hunter and the Macaluso twins.
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Then Steve shows up with Adam
and people from Boonton!
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So Steve's just trying doorknobs
till he hits the jackpot?
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- No, Hunter tells him.
- Now with the Hunter.
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And she's at home, blaming it on you.
It's an old game.
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You try studying day and night
to get into college.
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- We work hard. We deserved a night!
- Take it easy.
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Take it easy.
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I'm sorry you're under a lot of
pressure. It's still no excuse.
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- So who was this ecstasy guy?
- I just told you. Adam.
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I don't know him.
He came with Steve.
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The Steve I know?
The school kid you're always with?
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He's a flake. Why do you think
I stopped hanging with him?
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That's news to me you don't
hang out with Steve.
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It's painful to talk about, okay?
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You're gonna get punished.
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Look, you guys,
I know what I did was not okay.
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I've been thinking about it a lot and
really not feeling good about myself.
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You should take away my Discover card.
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- You better believe it!
- That's right!
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For two weeks.
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Three!
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How do I buy gas?
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Your allowance.
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I spent my allowance.
And I already owe Mom.
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The Pashmina.
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We can wait on that.
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You get 10 dollars a week. Cash.
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No more.
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Till you get your card back.
For gas!
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Come here.
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Look at you.
You look great. You're sinew.
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You sack of shit. If you lost that
baby fat, you'd disappoint me.
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Hey, fuck you.
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You been laid yet?
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God, what's wrong? I'm trying.
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Hey, I said 4:00.
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I leave before
the stock market closes...
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...you yell for not watching
the phone guys.
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Meet Richie Aprile.
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Jesus Christ, how you doing?
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Your brother, Jackie,
was like a fucking god.
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A great leader.
And I heard a lot about you.
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Yeah, well, I heard a lot about you.
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That's why I'm here.
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What do you mean?
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Out of respect for our friend here,
I'm gonna talk nice.
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I ever hear you raise your hands
to my niece again...
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...next time you won't see my face.
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You understand?
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Who told you I put my hand on her?
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Is this kid getting jerky with me?
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Look, kid, I shouldn't
have to explain myself.
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I'm from the old school.
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You want to raise your hands,
give her your last name.
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Then it's not my business.
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Until then, keep your hands
in your pockets.
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We understand each other?
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Now get out of here.
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I want to talk to Tony.
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Go ahead.
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He's a good kid.
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Capable.
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Look, Ton, this is the thing.
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I want to get my shy business back.
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I keep getting calls
from Jackie's customers...
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- Where the fuck are you going?
- I'll talk to you later, Richie.
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What just happened?
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No more business talk
with him directly.
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You fucking with me?
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You can talk to him.
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But not now.
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And never here.
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Can you believe we drank
a whole bottle of wine?
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Thank God!
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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- We're out of here.
- Okay.
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Richie broke a chair over his head.
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You shitting me?
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Hit him with a coffeepot too.
Broke his cheekbone.
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Prick. I talked to him yesterday.
He's all sweetness and lights.
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Already this shit's getting old.
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Yo, bright eyes.
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- Where you going?
- This isn't the Bing, huh?
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Fuck did I say?
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Hey, how have you been?
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Can't complain.
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- You look good.
- Where did your friends go?
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- Tell them to come back, join us.
- No, they're leaving.
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First time here. Excellent veal.
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We making small talk now?
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Nice to see you.
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Yeah, you too.
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- Toodle-oo.
- Bye-bye.
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Not a bad ass.
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She had nice pipe-fitter lips.
No disrespect.
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Hey, what do I give a fuck?
I hardly know her.
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You mean, you would take
the lips over the tits?
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Trust me, my boy.
There's two things I'm good at:
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It's pulling dents
and spotting good blowjobs.
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And that sweetie had
world-class blowjob lips.
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Am I right, skipper? Good or no?
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What the fuck do I know?
It was a long time ago.
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All right, she was good. All right?
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Good?
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Or great?
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Why you busting my balls?
It was a long time ago.
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Hey, I remember
every blowjob I ever got.
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You remember your first blowjob?
246
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,247
Yeah, of course.
247
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:41,541
How long did it take
for the guy to come?
248
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,752
I said, "You remember
your first blowjob?"
249
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:48,715
"Yeah." "How long did it take
for the guy to come?"
250
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,510
"Toodle-fucking-oo"?
251
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,762
What the fuck was that?
252
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:57,557
I couldn't sleep
from the embarrassment.
253
00:16:57,766 --> 00:17:01,102
What was so wrong?
It's an accepted form of goodbye.
254
00:17:01,311 --> 00:17:03,938
That's not the way
I talk with patients.
255
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:06,482
It wasn't me. It was someone else.
256
00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:07,900
It was Jennifer.
257
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:13,364
For whatever reason, at that moment,
you felt safer showing him Jennifer.
258
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:17,285
What did you see at that table
that made you want to hide "Doctor"?
259
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:18,870
Who were you hiding from?
260
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:22,165
I saw a patient that
I never wanted to see again.
261
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,209
That's who I was hiding from.
A patient.
262
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,336
When you say "see"...
263
00:17:27,588 --> 00:17:31,215
...do you mean professionally
or just plain "see"?
264
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:34,385
- What's the difference?
- There's a big difference.
265
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,972
If it was just a matter
of just plain old "see"...
266
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,892
...the cordial doctor
would've said, "Good night."
267
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:45,313
But, because he's someone you didn't
want to see professionally...
268
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:49,275
...you abandoned the doctor façade
and adopted the Jennifer posture.
269
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,402
Hence, "Toodle-oo."
270
00:17:51,779 --> 00:17:54,363
You're almost there,
Elliot, but not quite.
271
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:58,201
Young girls are not accountable
for their behavior.
272
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:02,288
I think "Toodle-oo" was the action
of a ditsy young girl.
273
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:07,877
And I regressed into the girl thing
to escape responsibility...
274
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,880
...for abandoning a patient.
275
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,840
He asked me for help.
276
00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:20,431
Look, I need you as a colleague
to tell me that I did the right thing.
277
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,268
You gotta ask yourself
why you became a psychiatrist.
278
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:27,772
If it was to help people stop
smoking or biting nails...
279
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:30,691
...then so be it.
There's nothing wrong with that.
280
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:34,904
Another patient committed suicide
because I was treating this man.
281
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,198
Because I had to go on the lam.
282
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,284
Treating patients from a motel room
isn't optimum...
283
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:43,079
...but you were there for her,
in phone contact.
284
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,082
It would have been the same
if you'd been on vacation.
285
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:50,711
Did you say "lam"?
286
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,134
(YOGA INSTRUCTOR)
And lifting up into Cobra.
287
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:05,101
And now rising up
into Downward Facing Dog.
288
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,275
Coming back down into Cobra.
289
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,785
And relaxing into Child's Pose.
290
00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:29,667
Richie.
291
00:19:31,753 --> 00:19:34,505
Janice. You know,
I thought that was you.
292
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,840
"Parvati."
293
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,011
I changed my name to Parvati in '78.
294
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:42,513
I thought you lived in California now.
295
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,766
Seattle, actually, last couple years.
296
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:50,771
- So, how long you been?
- Out of jail?
297
00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:54,609
One week. That's where
I picked up this yoga shit.
298
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:57,028
It's working. You seem very supple.
299
00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:59,530
I'm doing a lot of stretching.
300
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:03,826
- So you back now?
- My mom's at St. Erasmus. A stroke.
301
00:20:04,077 --> 00:20:06,913
Sorry to hear that.
Tony didn't say anything about it.
302
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:14,337
- Guess we're all getting a little old.
- Only if that's our choice.
303
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,228
Drag me all the way out here...
304
00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:34,106
I walk through the food court,
this kid spills fried rice on me.
305
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:37,902
Take it easy.
Keep your voice down. Let's talk.
306
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,863
Yeah, let's. How would you feel?
307
00:20:41,114 --> 00:20:45,409
Your crew evaporates, then you walk
away from me like I got a disease.
308
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,579
I don't talk business.
Don't take it personal.
309
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,456
I'm a government target.
310
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,542
Why do you think we're meeting
in a fucking mall?
311
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:57,713
It feels disrespectful.
You know, that's all I'm saying.
312
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,050
I'm the guy who saved you
from the hit parade.
313
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,470
When? When did you ever
step in for me?
314
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,721
You forget?
315
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,058
You and my brother stuck up
Feech LaManna's card game?
316
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,685
Feech was a made man.
317
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:16,315
If it wasn't for me, you would've got
a vicious beating, to say the least.
318
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:17,942
You know I love you.
319
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:21,153
You're like my big brother.
You'll be taken care of.
320
00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:24,365
What was yours before you left
will be yours again.
321
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,617
You just gotta give us some time.
322
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:30,288
Jeez, Anthony, you'd do that for me?
323
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:32,623
Hey, fuck you.
324
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:37,461
What's mine is not yours to give me.
325
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:42,133
- Hey, prick, you reached out to me.
- I said what I wanted to say.
326
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:48,180
Well, we got a problem, kid?
327
00:21:48,765 --> 00:21:50,975
I'm trying to get you to slow down.
328
00:21:51,184 --> 00:21:55,313
Things are different now.
You gotta be extra, extra careful.
329
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:57,773
When do you know me not to be careful?
330
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,025
When?
331
00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:04,322
You been out of the can 10 minutes,
you shake down Beansie for a piece.
332
00:22:04,531 --> 00:22:08,034
Do me a favor, back off.
He's a good earner.
333
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,077
Yeah, for you.
334
00:22:10,370 --> 00:22:12,496
That's none of your fucking cazzi.
335
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:16,000
Those joints are a cash business.
They come in handy.
336
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:19,003
- He's a sneaky cocksucker.
- Whatever, back off.
337
00:22:19,629 --> 00:22:22,381
You taking the side
of a civilian over me?
338
00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,009
Christ, I'm asking you
to do me a favor.
339
00:22:25,260 --> 00:22:28,429
Do it if you want to.
If you don't, go fuck yourself.
340
00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:31,140
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
341
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:33,851
How's your sister?
342
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,064
- There's no need for that talk.
- What?
343
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,899
My sister.
344
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:43,444
Janice. How's she doing?
345
00:22:47,532 --> 00:22:50,159
Oh, I thought you were baiting me.
You know...
346
00:22:50,410 --> 00:22:52,286
"How's your sister?"
"Fuck your mother."
347
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,204
No.
348
00:23:56,143 --> 00:23:57,935
(DOOR SLAMS)
349
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:05,651
See what she did?
350
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,987
- Who?
- Meadow.
351
00:24:08,196 --> 00:24:09,655
That house is fucked!
352
00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:14,034
- Thought you didn't swear.
- What are you talking about?
353
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:17,955
I'm outraged.
No, I am beyond outraged.
354
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:22,084
Talk about disgrace? Disrespect for
other people's property?
355
00:24:22,294 --> 00:24:24,462
It's like a freaking
shooting gallery.
356
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:28,174
It smells of urine, there's puke
all over the hardwood floors...
357
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:31,760
- Sounds like your place in Venice.
- She's been punished.
358
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,471
Three weeks without a card.
359
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,098
Oh, Madonna,
that's some heavy shit there!
360
00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:38,559
- Janice...
- If that was my child...
361
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:41,979
You got a lot of fucking balls,
you know that?
362
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:45,441
- Don't talk to me like that.
- Let's clear the air here.
363
00:24:45,650 --> 00:24:48,569
You're a Vishnu-come-lately,
playing concerned.
364
00:24:48,778 --> 00:24:50,446
Who the fuck are you kidding?
365
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,907
You're here to pick
the frigging bones.
366
00:24:53,116 --> 00:24:56,994
There's a lot I could say right now
that I am not gonna say.
367
00:24:57,787 --> 00:24:59,622
A lot of balls.
368
00:25:02,542 --> 00:25:03,876
Temper tantrums.
369
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:07,796
He hasn't changed one iota
since we lived in Newark. Not one!
370
00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:12,426
You're passing judgment on him, Janice.
On us as parents.
371
00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:16,680
How we discipline our children
is none of anybody's business.
372
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:20,226
You let that girl walk all over you,
you'll regret it.
373
00:25:20,435 --> 00:25:23,896
Mother of God, Janice!
Are all of you Sopranos the same?
374
00:25:24,105 --> 00:25:27,566
I ask you nicely to stay out of it,
you pretend not to hear.
375
00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:29,276
Maybe you'll hear this.
376
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:33,197
Mind your fucking business. Keep your
mouth shut when it comes to my kids!
377
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,031
Alright?!
378
00:25:37,577 --> 00:25:39,662
Maybe I've stayed here too long.
379
00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:54,134
The fall in the shower didn't affect
your pre-existing heart condition.
380
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,805
- But you already knew that.
- It never hurts to be sure.
381
00:25:58,098 --> 00:25:59,890
Fucking bum hip.
382
00:26:00,517 --> 00:26:03,602
What next does the Man Upstairs
have in store for me?
383
00:26:03,812 --> 00:26:05,521
You're lucky it was a sprain.
384
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:10,150
The thing is, doc, I've been feeling
these, like, little fibrillations.
385
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:13,862
Psychosomatic.
You got out of jail on a medical.
386
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:18,450
It's the mind-body connection.
Your body's just pitching in to help.
387
00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:19,702
(KNOCKING)
388
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,204
Hey!
389
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:24,498
There's my boy!
390
00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,835
I was afraid you didn't
get the message.
391
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,428
Put a shirt on,
I'm getting a chubby.
392
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,014
Doc, this is one of my dearest friends.
393
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:43,767
Richie, this is the best heart man
in the world, Doug Schreck.
394
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:47,730
Mr. Soprano oversold me.
I'm only the best in the Western world.
395
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,732
Fucking ball-breaker.
396
00:26:50,233 --> 00:26:52,484
Doc, do me a favor?
397
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:54,111
Me and Richie...
398
00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:55,988
Yeah, no problem.
399
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:04,038
He's good. Lets me use his doctor-
patient privilege to meet people here.
400
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,751
Fucking house arrest.
401
00:27:11,588 --> 00:27:15,341
Federal marshals so far up my ass,
I can taste Brylcreem.
402
00:27:16,593 --> 00:27:19,887
Jesus, you look good.
How you feeling?
403
00:27:21,139 --> 00:27:23,807
Better than some,
not as bad as others.
404
00:27:24,017 --> 00:27:28,562
I gotta meet Tony at a mall, you here.
What the fuck is happening?
405
00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:32,066
Like the man said,
"May you live in interesting times."
406
00:27:32,442 --> 00:27:34,109
You met with Tony?
407
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:37,237
It's more like a fucking audience
with the pope.
408
00:27:38,281 --> 00:27:39,990
What are you gonna do?
409
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,038
Whatever you tell me.
410
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:55,422
You and your brother
were always good boys.
411
00:27:56,132 --> 00:28:00,427
You tell me this is the way it is,
then so be it.
412
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,721
You tell me otherwise...
413
00:28:03,848 --> 00:28:05,641
...I'm yours, Junior.
414
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,352
Whatever, whoever.
415
00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,104
You just say it.
416
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,443
Once again, a big welcome home
to our guest of honor.
417
00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:19,363
Richie was surprised by
the changes in 10 years.
418
00:28:19,572 --> 00:28:21,365
New Jersey has a hockey team.
419
00:28:21,616 --> 00:28:24,785
It's interesting,
Meadowlands is the only NHL arena...
420
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:28,080
...where the penalty box
is maximum-security.
421
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:31,333
Maximum-security penalty box.
422
00:28:31,543 --> 00:28:32,584
Help me.
423
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,044
What the fuck?
424
00:28:34,295 --> 00:28:36,171
I was talking to Paulie Walnuts...
425
00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:39,299
...who thought that Richie
had been in Bosnia...
426
00:28:39,509 --> 00:28:42,052
...where there's also
a large Muslim population.
427
00:28:42,303 --> 00:28:44,138
- That's it. Out of here.
- Enough.
428
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:49,893
And now for all you youngsters with
visions of tit-fucking in your head...
429
00:28:50,103 --> 00:28:52,312
...here are the Bing girls!
Come on!
430
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,106
(APPLAUSE)
431
00:29:09,205 --> 00:29:10,330
Hey.
432
00:29:10,540 --> 00:29:11,957
Welcome home.
433
00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,711
Wait till you open it. It's all ones.
434
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,339
I'm a grandfather now, Rich.
Imagine that?
435
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:20,966
Please, no pictures.
436
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:24,470
Exploiting medical curiosities
is against the law.
437
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:26,972
That why they canceled
your mom's audition?
438
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,223
What did you say?
439
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:30,350
- It's a homecoming.
- Cocksucker.
440
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,394
Take a walk.
441
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:43,739
Welcome home, Rich.
442
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,949
- Is Beansie here?
- Haven't seen him.
443
00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,453
Richie, how's your balls?
444
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,163
They're hanging.
445
00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,082
Ready and waiting.
446
00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:55,375
What?
447
00:29:55,752 --> 00:29:57,211
Go with Silvio.
448
00:29:57,420 --> 00:29:58,670
- Who?
- Go!
449
00:29:58,963 --> 00:30:00,297
I'll hold this.
450
00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,467
- Don't worry about it.
- Come on.
451
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:05,969
This guy.
452
00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:07,221
Trust me!
453
00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,977
He's got a real
fucking attitude problem.
454
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,521
- Careful.
- Come on.
455
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:20,150
He just did 10 fucking years.
He has a right to be a bit fucked up.
456
00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,193
No.
457
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,112
Richie will be all right.
458
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,912
(MOANING)
459
00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,176
Yeah, Yeah.
460
00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:50,597
I see you like the dark.
461
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,641
Yeah, something like that.
462
00:31:01,484 --> 00:31:03,443
Silvio says we can't take it.
463
00:31:04,028 --> 00:31:07,072
Whose joint did you just cop,
mine or his?
464
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,825
- Did we do something wrong?
- You were fine.
465
00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:11,451
Get out of here.
466
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,455
(APPLAUSE)
467
00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:34,808
Hey, buddy!
What the fuck are you doing?
468
00:31:35,018 --> 00:31:37,936
What'd you think Tony Soprano
was gonna do for you?
469
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:39,938
You got a raging hard-on for me.
470
00:31:40,148 --> 00:31:42,149
- I don't know what for!
- You don't?
471
00:31:42,358 --> 00:31:43,692
- Come here!
- No.
472
00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:46,069
Come here! Come here!
473
00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:48,405
How come you weren't at the party?
474
00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:50,324
I moved a lot of H for you...
475
00:31:50,533 --> 00:31:52,409
...and you made the lion's share.
476
00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:57,581
You're just bitter because I invested
my money smart and you didn't.
477
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,751
I spent mine on lawyers,
you slippery fuck!
478
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,212
You want to talk like a tough guy?
Tough guy, here!
479
00:32:04,422 --> 00:32:06,298
Hey, come on. Please, no guns.
480
00:32:06,507 --> 00:32:09,468
What happened to
"I'm no greaseball storeowner"?
481
00:32:09,677 --> 00:32:12,346
Tell me again how
you won't lay down, huh?
482
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:14,932
(GUNSHOT)
483
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:19,853
(HORN HONKING)
484
00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:21,730
Asshole!
485
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,446
(LOUD MUSIC)
486
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:31,740
Janice?
487
00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:37,579
- I'm sorry, is the music too loud?
- Oh, no, it's fine.
488
00:32:40,541 --> 00:32:44,294
I just wanted to apologize.
You know, about earlier.
489
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,839
No, I should be apologizing to you.
490
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:49,967
I was out of line.
491
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:52,177
You're right.
492
00:32:53,221 --> 00:32:55,514
I never raised a child.
493
00:32:56,432 --> 00:32:59,935
I was robbed of that when Eugene
took him back to Montreal.
494
00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:02,229
I'm petitioning
the State Department...
495
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:05,941
...but they have me on their
enemy radicals list, so...
496
00:33:07,026 --> 00:33:09,486
When was the last time you saw Harpo?
497
00:33:10,613 --> 00:33:13,490
He changed his name to Hal.
498
00:33:14,033 --> 00:33:16,576
I'm sorry, Carm,
can we not talk about him?
499
00:33:16,786 --> 00:33:20,163
Look, I just want you to know
that I was way out of line.
500
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:24,292
Well, I'm sorry too.
Really, I just feel terrible.
501
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,253
You know, you're family.
502
00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:28,380
And family means a lot.
503
00:33:28,589 --> 00:33:31,341
I just don't feel right
about you leaving here.
504
00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,094
I don't know.
505
00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:37,014
I don't think Tony wants me here.
506
00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:41,727
Where will you go? The house is in no
condition to move into, especially now.
507
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,270
I'll be all right.
508
00:33:43,521 --> 00:33:46,898
No, I'm sorry.
I really can't let you leave.
509
00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:49,109
Really, I want you to stay.
510
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,611
Okay.
511
00:33:54,073 --> 00:33:55,866
- Okay.
- All right.
512
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,076
- Well, good night.
- Good night.
513
00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:01,538
Oh, maybe just a little bit.
The music.
514
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,290
Oh, all right.
515
00:34:19,515 --> 00:34:21,183
(HONKING)
516
00:34:21,809 --> 00:34:23,769
Richie, no! Richie, no!
517
00:34:25,772 --> 00:34:27,272
Jesus!
518
00:34:42,914 --> 00:34:46,666
(POP SONG PLAYING)
519
00:35:03,976 --> 00:35:07,437
- Do I put the chocolate in now?
- Put it in, I'll pour the milk.
520
00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:10,816
What did your parents
say about Saturday?
521
00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:14,861
The usual. Nothing.
They're afraid I'll go bulimic again.
522
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,696
Mine just "blah, blah, blah."
523
00:35:16,906 --> 00:35:18,990
Purge and they won't say anything.
524
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,828
When will they realize we're adults,
responsible for ourselves?
525
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,288
So we had a party
at your grandmother's.
526
00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,375
Would they prefer we go to Limelight?
Hello!
527
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,962
It's because they have no life.
They focus on bullshit.
528
00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:34,005
So, what did yours do?
529
00:35:34,257 --> 00:35:36,716
They took my Discover card
for three weeks.
530
00:35:36,926 --> 00:35:39,302
- That's nothing.
- I know, it was my idea.
531
00:35:39,512 --> 00:35:41,638
- Dicks.
- So hypocritical too.
532
00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:44,432
When you think how my dad
makes a living.
533
00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:49,646
Oh, jeez! What is this?
534
00:35:51,190 --> 00:35:54,025
- Why don't you ring for the nurse?
- Never you mind!
535
00:35:54,277 --> 00:35:55,944
That's their job.
536
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:57,487
I don't need them.
537
00:35:57,697 --> 00:36:01,116
My daughter came
all the way from Seattle.
538
00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,327
(TV BLARING)
539
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,329
Oh, Jesus!
540
00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:15,839
(KNOCKING)
541
00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,215
Hello?
542
00:36:17,425 --> 00:36:19,926
- She rang for you.
- I did not.
543
00:36:20,386 --> 00:36:22,179
Mrs. Soprano.
544
00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:25,182
- Who are you?
- Richie.
545
00:36:26,392 --> 00:36:28,226
Richie Aprile.
546
00:36:28,811 --> 00:36:31,146
But I thought you were dead.
547
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,774
No, hon, that was my brother, Jackie.
548
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,611
Oh, I'm sorry.
549
00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:40,363
How did he die, the poor baby?
550
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,200
He had cancer.
551
00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:44,492
Me too.
552
00:36:44,702 --> 00:36:47,412
Shut that curtain, will ya?
553
00:36:50,082 --> 00:36:54,294
You know, I was in a private room.
554
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:58,965
My Johnny would roll over
in his grave if he saw this.
555
00:36:59,175 --> 00:37:04,387
Oh, they wheel people in and out,
in and out. Oh, go on!
556
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:09,059
So isn't Parvati supposed to be here?
557
00:37:09,310 --> 00:37:10,810
I don't know who that is.
558
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,146
Your daughter, Parvati. Janice.
559
00:37:13,856 --> 00:37:18,068
Oh, yeah, please.
Don't start with that name business.
560
00:37:18,319 --> 00:37:20,779
She did it to shame me.
561
00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:23,907
(JANICE) You'll have to have your
tea without lemon.
562
00:37:27,286 --> 00:37:28,328
Richie.
563
00:37:32,500 --> 00:37:35,627
You see the beautiful flowers
he brought me?
564
00:37:35,878 --> 00:37:39,172
Yeah, see? Your father
has friends with class.
565
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:40,757
Not like some people.
566
00:37:40,967 --> 00:37:44,135
Ma, he's not one of Dad's friends.
He's my friend.
567
00:37:44,387 --> 00:37:46,471
You mean, he's your boyfriend?
568
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,182
Remember? You used to yell at me...
569
00:37:49,392 --> 00:37:52,352
...for beeping my horn
when I came to pick up Janice.
570
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,271
Pimps beep!
571
00:37:55,690 --> 00:38:00,277
You know, someday somebody's gonna
wash out your mouth with soap, hon.
572
00:38:00,486 --> 00:38:02,779
Oh, yeah, who? You?
573
00:38:05,658 --> 00:38:07,951
Oh, I wish the Lord would take me.
574
00:38:08,202 --> 00:38:09,703
Ohh, Ma, Statazeet.
575
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:12,872
- The man's come to visit you.
- Take it easy!
576
00:38:13,082 --> 00:38:15,292
Is that how you talk to your mother?
577
00:38:15,501 --> 00:38:18,420
You lay the same trip
on everybody who comes.
578
00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:21,006
- Don't you have any shame?
- Shame?
579
00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:24,217
Oh, I got plenty of shame.
580
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:25,844
Believe me.
581
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:28,805
You don't want to hear
what I'm ashamed of.
582
00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,308
Go ahead, Ma. Shoot your best shot.
583
00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,310
Never you mind.
584
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:37,105
Just remember what
we talked about last week.
585
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:42,193
Ma, I'm gonna go to
the cafeteria for some coffee.
586
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:44,988
- Are you coming back?
- Yes.
587
00:38:45,197 --> 00:38:48,533
I bet you're very good to your mother.
588
00:38:57,251 --> 00:38:59,419
She'll be better when I get her home.
589
00:38:59,628 --> 00:39:01,838
Does that mean you're sticking around?
590
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,884
- If I don't, who'll take care of her?
- What about Tony?
591
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:10,263
Long story.
You haven't heard what happened?
592
00:39:10,931 --> 00:39:12,766
Tony blames everyone else...
593
00:39:12,975 --> 00:39:15,226
...for anything bad in life,
including Ma.
594
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:17,687
Tony? No.
595
00:39:17,897 --> 00:39:20,857
Trust me. Nothing's ever his fault.
596
00:39:23,069 --> 00:39:26,905
So, what's with the flowers,
Mr. Candy Stripe?
597
00:39:27,531 --> 00:39:29,783
I couldn't visit her empty-handed.
598
00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:31,534
Oh.
599
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:35,872
- You weren't at yoga.
- I'm very busy with my mother.
600
00:39:36,082 --> 00:39:37,332
Too busy for dinner?
601
00:39:37,541 --> 00:39:39,667
We weren't good together
20 years ago.
602
00:39:39,877 --> 00:39:41,753
Why do you think
it's any different now?
603
00:39:42,838 --> 00:39:44,881
Let's get to the point.
604
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:49,469
After getting to where I am, it'd be
ridiculous to decompensate now.
605
00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:52,847
I am so not that person anymore.
606
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:56,351
It works both ways.
607
00:39:56,894 --> 00:40:01,314
You know, I don't think I'd be
interested in the same Jan I knew.
608
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:06,194
- So, what, you've grown?
- Well, you tell me.
609
00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:09,155
Did you ever think you'd
see Richie Aprile doing...
610
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:12,033
...Downward Facing Dog?
611
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:22,252
- Can she put more gook shit in here?
- It's not that much.
612
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,963
Soy milk, tofu, I hate all that shit!
613
00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:26,214
(A.J.) Yeah, me too.
614
00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,550
Shut up, you said you liked soy milk.
615
00:40:28,801 --> 00:40:31,553
I lied. She was taking me
to the video store.
616
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,680
I'm happy Aunt Parvati's staying.
617
00:40:33,889 --> 00:40:35,932
The one who thinks you're spoiled?
618
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,436
It wasn't my fault.
How many fucking times I gotta say it?
619
00:40:39,645 --> 00:40:40,937
- Hey!
- Whoa!
620
00:40:47,528 --> 00:40:51,239
Don't look like you're gonna cry.
You made your bed.
621
00:40:55,995 --> 00:40:57,495
I need $15.
622
00:40:57,705 --> 00:40:58,955
Excuse me?
623
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:03,543
A Cole Porter CD. It's for Madrigals.
We're doing three of his songs.
624
00:41:03,794 --> 00:41:05,628
You took my card, remember?
625
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,638
Here.
626
00:41:20,352 --> 00:41:21,519
What's your problem?
627
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:24,189
Nothing.
628
00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,983
Thank you, by the way!
629
00:41:31,572 --> 00:41:33,364
Janice should be home by now.
630
00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:36,409
My sister was almost out
and you fall for her con?
631
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:38,578
She can't afford a motel.
632
00:41:38,787 --> 00:41:41,706
How about she goes back
to where she was for 20 years...
633
00:41:41,916 --> 00:41:43,750
...while I took care of our mother?
634
00:41:43,959 --> 00:41:46,711
I thought we couldn't
mention Grandma in this house.
635
00:41:47,087 --> 00:41:50,048
(CARMELA) Fine. I'm not gonna
argue with you, Tony.
636
00:41:50,299 --> 00:41:53,676
You tell her to leave.
I won't. It's not Christian.
637
00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:56,513
See? This shit works out.
She's a Buddhist.
638
00:41:56,722 --> 00:41:58,181
(JANICE)
Hello!
639
00:41:58,390 --> 00:42:00,058
We're in here, Par.
640
00:42:04,063 --> 00:42:07,106
- Isn't it cruel to cut flowers?
- Richie gave them to Ma.
641
00:42:07,316 --> 00:42:09,484
- They're beautiful.
- Aren't they?
642
00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,110
Richie?
643
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,445
Richie Aprile?
644
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:15,448
He went to visit her.
You know he always loved Ma.
645
00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,538
All right, I gotta go.
646
00:42:23,958 --> 00:42:26,834
You better water them.
I think I hear them crying.
647
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:52,569
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
648
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:55,905
(WIZARD OF OZ MUSIC PLAYING)
649
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,505
(TRUCK HORN HONKING)
650
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:22,223
(CRASHING SOUNDS)
651
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:34,295
(FEMALE SOBBING)
652
00:44:37,383 --> 00:44:40,635
Aw, Jesus Christ!
653
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:43,346
Peter, you're scaring your mother.
654
00:44:43,972 --> 00:44:45,848
Leave me the fuck alone.
655
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:49,394
Hey, is that a way to talk?
656
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,104
Tony?
657
00:44:51,897 --> 00:44:54,607
Can you pick up the BBC
on that thing, or what?
658
00:44:55,317 --> 00:44:57,402
- No jokes please, Tony.
- (NURSE) Only family.
659
00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:59,195
Let him stay.
660
00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:08,538
How you doing, pal?
661
00:45:09,081 --> 00:45:11,708
You said he wasn't
gonna bother me, Tony.
662
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,627
Jesus.
663
00:45:16,505 --> 00:45:18,589
They said I might not walk.
664
00:45:19,508 --> 00:45:22,969
(FEMALE) Come on, Mom. Let's go
downstairs for a little while.
665
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:29,851
You gonna let that animal
get away with this?
666
00:45:34,314 --> 00:45:36,733
I'll let you talk to your "friend."
667
00:45:48,704 --> 00:45:51,122
Don't listen to these fucking doctors.
668
00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:54,917
When it comes to spinal injuries,
it's all a mystery to them.
669
00:45:55,169 --> 00:45:58,880
Paulie's cousin got run over
by a forklift. Broke his back.
670
00:45:59,089 --> 00:46:02,008
The guy's dancing
in tango competitions.
671
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,344
(SOBBING)
672
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,222
All right, here.
673
00:46:08,724 --> 00:46:09,891
Here.
674
00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:13,644
I can't do it.
675
00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,688
Ah, ah...
676
00:46:20,736 --> 00:46:21,986
Come on.
677
00:46:26,283 --> 00:46:27,617
Thanks.
678
00:46:28,452 --> 00:46:29,911
Thanks, Tony.
679
00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:35,416
I might not be able to wipe
my own ass, you know that?
680
00:46:37,252 --> 00:46:39,253
Your nose is as far
as I'm willing to go.
681
00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,547
(LAUGHING)
682
00:46:52,476 --> 00:46:53,684
Listen...
683
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,978
...Beans.
684
00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:59,023
You 1000% sure it was
Richie Aprile driving?
685
00:46:59,233 --> 00:47:01,025
A thousand percent? No.
686
00:47:01,276 --> 00:47:03,027
A fucking million percent.
687
00:47:04,613 --> 00:47:06,364
And let me tell you something.
688
00:47:06,573 --> 00:47:09,325
He's lucky I ain't no rat fuck.
689
00:47:09,535 --> 00:47:13,162
Because the law knows
that was no random hit-and-run.
690
00:47:13,664 --> 00:47:15,873
Don't start talking foolish.
691
00:47:16,083 --> 00:47:17,750
We're old school, right?
692
00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,378
We wash our own dirty laundry.
693
00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:26,217
Hey, am I right, Beans?
694
00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:30,596
Yeah, yeah. Old school.
695
00:47:34,935 --> 00:47:36,227
Okay, good.
696
00:47:39,648 --> 00:47:44,235
So you here to see your ma?
I hear she's upstairs.
697
00:47:44,444 --> 00:47:46,654
No, I came here to see you, you prick.
698
00:47:50,492 --> 00:47:52,076
That's okay.
699
00:47:52,995 --> 00:47:54,871
Go do what you gotta do.
700
00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:07,174
- I told you to back off Beansie.
- I did. Then I put it in drive.
701
00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:09,760
This is funny?
He might never walk again.
702
00:48:09,970 --> 00:48:12,096
Did you know that? And for what?
703
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,806
He didn't duke you enough?
704
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:16,058
He didn't visit you in the can?
705
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:18,644
When did you visit anybody in the can?
706
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:22,523
When's the last time you gave a fuck
about anybody but yourself?
707
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:26,152
You remember one thing,
and listen good.
708
00:48:26,361 --> 00:48:30,615
You want to talk this old school shit?
Here's a rule you might remember:
709
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:34,327
I'm the motherfucking fucking one
who calls the shots.
710
00:48:34,578 --> 00:48:38,748
You pay me the respect I gave your
brother or we're gonna have a problem.
711
00:48:39,791 --> 00:48:41,250
A bad one.
712
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:44,837
Now get the fuck out of here.
713
00:48:46,715 --> 00:48:47,757
All right, Tony.
714
00:48:47,966 --> 00:48:50,468
Yeah. All right.
715
00:49:01,396 --> 00:49:02,605
- Hey.
- How you doing?
716
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:04,899
I'll open it, you change the locks.
717
00:49:05,150 --> 00:49:06,525
Okay.
718
00:49:25,128 --> 00:49:26,963
(COUGHING)
719
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:43,562
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
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