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Previously on Hawaii Five-0:

They are celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary.

I know. So?

You think they wanna spend it together?

Looks like she fell from there.

I've talked to hundreds of victims who've lost their loved ones.

But there's something about the way he's saying it.

It just doesn't seem genuine.

Twenty-plus years being a cop and your instincts

have never steered you wrong.

You're under arrest for murdering your wife.

LeAnn Stockwell.

One you've been having an affair with. I talked to LeAnn, Clay.

She told me you wanted to leave your wife and be with her.

You know, that's a great story, Lou. The thing is, you can't prove it.

He did this. I know it.

How you holding up, by the way?

I miss her already.

I don't blame you. Your Aunt Deb was a special lady.

- She sure was. - That was kind of awesome.

Well, the North Shore in January. Nothing comes close.

Yeah, but today it was especially good.

Off-shore winds, perfect overheads. It doesn't get much better.

Yeah, I'd say, it can get a little bit better.

What are you talking about? You were smiling.

No, he wasn't. That was more like an anaemic grin.

"Ha, ha." Well, let me explain that anaemic grin.

That is because you, my friend, are a wave hog.

- Excuse me, I'm a wave hog? - That's right. Wave hog.

- The man has a point. - Thank you.

Yeah, you weren't, um,

the most patient in the line-up out there, boss.

- See, you're a wave hog. - Okay. Fine.

Let's talk about this. Want the truth?

You wanna know why I was doing the party wave thing?

It was for his benefit, in case he got into trouble.

I see, I see. So you being a pig out there,

stealing everybody's waves, that's, uh, for my benefit?

Yeah, so you wouldn't drown. Okay?

Listen to me, you want me on that wave.

- You need me on that wave. - I see what you're doing there.

He's doing Jack Nicholson.

- He is. - Good.

It's very appropriate. The last six years of my life

have been like The Shining which is a film that if you've seen,

you'd know that Jack Nicholson spends the whole movie

- torturing a young boy named Danny. - Like you're torturing me now?

Gentlemen, as much as I'm enjoying this and I am enjoying this,

we should probably get going before traffic gets bad.

Absolutely right.

- Wave hog. - Party wave.

Whoa.

- What's up? - Traffic's jacked already.

Kamehameha is like a parking lot from Wahiawa

all the way through Pearl City. We got to take the 83.

No, I don't wanna take the 83. Drive around the whole island?

- It's a nightmare. - Okay. It's another half an hour drive

or another hour sitting in traffic.

- At least it's more scenic. - Yeah.

- I've got a shortcut. - I'll take the shortcut

if it gets me out of the car with him earlier.

We'll cut through the coffee fields in Waialua.

- Wait a minute. The service roads? - Mm-hm.

What are you, crazy?

One wrong turn up there, we'll be back here.

It'd be midnight by the time we get home. No, it's a maze up there.

Ha. Well, maybe for a haole.

But I used to ride those trails on my dirt bike when I was a kid.

We're gonna be back home before you guys even reach Turtle Bay.

- Boss, I think he just threw down. - Oh yeah, he threw down.

You care to make this interesting, my friend?

- What'd you have in mind? - A little wager.

- Sure. - Good. First car to the Palace wins.

The losers pay for dinner and drinks at Side Street.

How about that?

I like it. We're in.

Well, hey, hey. Cool your jets, Turbo, there's some rules in this game. Okay?

- Okay. - First one, no speeding.

- Okay. - Good.

- Second one, no sirens. - Okay.

- Next rule, no H.P.D. escort. - He's gonna break all these rules.

- Hey, right here, okay? You got it? - Right here.

Okay. Fine. Are we all good? On your mark, set, go.

See, he's cheating already.

He just Bo & Luke'd that. Sweet.

- Let's go. - Let's go.

Wakey, wakey.

Come on, Clay, wake up. There.

The hell are you doing, Lou?

- I need to go to the ER. - Shut up, you all right.

Giordano's?

Must be Thursday night.

Whatever the hell you're doing, Lou, forget it.

Hang on, let me guess.

Half pepperoni, half mushroom.

Like I always said,

only three sure things in life:

death, taxes,

and Clay Maxwell ordering Giordano's on a Thursday night.

I would've shared my pizza with you, Lou.

You didn't have to go through all of this trouble.

No trouble at all. Matter of fact, we can end this thing right now.

All you gotta do is tell me you murdered your wife.

Now, you know that's not gonna happen.

Well, I got some bad news for you, brother.

I didn't fly all the way here for this deep dish.

I'm here to get a confession out of you.

And I'm not leaving till I get it.

What happened to the rules?

You made the rule of no speeding, what about that?

I'm sorry. Have you seen a sign? Since we left the park,

- I haven't seen a sign. - Let me explain.

Just because you have a badge does not mean you speed.

I'm not speeding.

You're like a kid. You're like a child.

Just relax, all right? Enjoy the view.

- Look it's beautiful, it's green... - What view?

I got jet stream. There's no view.

- Do me a favour, pull over, would you? - What, are you out of your mind?

No, I'm not out of my mind. I gotta pee. Can you please pull over?

- You didn't pee before we left? - No, that's why I got to pull...

And I'm the child? And I'm the child?

- Would you just stop the car... - I'm not stopping.

- Negative. I'm not stopping the car. - You're unbelievable.

You don't even care I might get an infection in my kidney

and you don't care as long as you get free wings.

I'm getting drinks too. All night.

You cheap son of a bitch. Pull the car over.

I'm not pulling the car... Here. Pee in that.

- I'm not peeing in a bottle. - You pee out the window.

- How about that? - Okay. That's nice.

Wow, I haven't seen that in a while.

- Seen what? - That look on your face.

Hau'oli.

Today was exactly what I needed. Thank you, cuz.

You know, we got guards looking out for him.

And with good behaviour, this time next year, Adam's gonna be home.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

He's gonna be fine.

I know. I know.

Speaking of significant others, what's, uh, up with you and Abby?

What are you talking about?

Are you serious?

You guys are hooking up.

- Everyone knows. - What?

What are you talking about? Who's everyone?

Everyone we work with.

- It's that obvious? - Yes. It's very, very obvious.

- It's ridiculous. - All right. All right. All right.

Not to be a bummer, but what happens

when she goes back to San Francisco?

Yeah, I'm trying really hard not to think about that right now.

Hmm...

Yeah.

Okay. Okay. So now we got to get the variable to one side.

And remember, whatever we do on one side, we what?

That's right. That's right. We do on the other.

So we subtract.

Now, you should have 16 equals 4K.

Therefore "K" is what?

That's my boy.

What did I tell you? What'd I tell you?

You know what, your old man is good with numbers

but you're gonna be even better because you're smarter than me

and you're better looking than me.

Yeah. All right.

Listen, you have any more problems, you just give me a call.

Hey, hey, hey.

No screens of any kind till you finish all your homework, all of it.

All right. I love you.

All right.

I bet that hurt with that moustache, huh?

You're crazy, man, you know that? This is seriously messed up.

Yeah, so is stepping out on your wife of 20 years and throwing her off a cliff.

You are certifiable. You need to let this go, man.

There's nothing you can do to change what happened.

And how am I supposed to let this go?

How am I supposed to let go of seeing my friend go in the ground?

Knowing that the man she loved, the man she trusted,

a guy who used to be my best friend put her there.

We have been through this. I told you, I didn't kill Diane.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know, I'm gonna turn this thing off.

Come on. Come on, it's just me and you now.

No cameras. No recording, no nothing.

It's just you and me, it's just two cops talking story.

You need a hobby.

You my hobby.

You know, I'm no art critic but this damn thing is terrible.

Hey, wait a second, didn't you have another pic...?

You used to have another picture up here.

You had a picture of you and Diane on your wedding day.

What happened? Your girl made you take it down?

- It made me sad to look at it, Lou. - Yeah, I bet.

Where is Ms Sweetcakes by the way? Where's LeAnn?

- She's out of town. - Oh, well, that's too bad.

I was hoping I'd get to see the look on her face

when you confess to killing your wife.

I'm afraid you blew your airline miles for nothing, Lou,

because that's never gonna happen.

Yeah,

I kind of figured you'd say that.

I got to give you your props.

When you left Hawaii, you moved real fast.

Went right into damage control,

circled the wagons back here in Chicago, got in front of things.

Got your little story out. What'd you tell them?

Well, whatever cock and bull story you told them, they bought it

because that blue wall went straight up,

nobody talked to me, nobody'd tell me a thing.

It took a few months

but eventually, I had to wrap my head around the idea

that I was never gonna be able to nail you for murdering your wife.

But you know me.

And you know I ain't gonna let you walk for it neither.

And then it occurs to me,

"Hell, I don't give a damn what you go to jail for as long as you go."

So I'll get you on something else. I don't know what it could be,

but then I was cleaning out my gutters last week and it hit me.

2304 Kirkland Avenue.

That address sound familiar to you?

- I'm drawing a blank. - That's funny.

A stash house in Little Village. We busted it five years ago.

Yeah, well, we raided a lot of stash houses back then.

Oh, not like this one.

See, this one, you was primary through the door,

and the perp drew a weapon.

I don't remember what it was, a nine or an FN five something.

I don't remember. Anyway, he didn't give us a choice.

We filled him full of holes and we dropped him.

When the smoke cleared, everybody split up to search the place

and lo and behold, what did you find?

You found two bags.

Each with upwards of $250,000 in cash.

- Any of this coming back to you? - It's starting to.

Then you'll be wanting to hear the rest of the story because if you remember,

all the serial numbers on those bills were sequential.

Well, I'm sorry. Almost all of them.

That is until the money got turned into evidence

where they discovered a huge gap in the numbers. You remember?

Everybody started talking about how there had to be at least

a bag full of that cash that went missing.

How could that be? And nobody ever found it.

But you know what, I think I know exactly what happened to that money.

So, what are you thinking? I found the bags,

and squirreled one away before you got there.

Hell, if you think that's the case, why the hell didn't you turn me in?

Because you were my partner! That's why.

I trusted you!

I'd a believe any story other than that one to be the truth

till you murdered your wife.

Now I see everything different.

So now I'm a murderer and a thief?

Well, we both know you're a murderer.

But a thief, yeah, you're a pretty exceptional thief.

Maybe the best I've seen in 25 years wearing a badge.

Yeah, well, if I'm that good, why am I still living in Hyde Park?

Why? Because you're smart! That's why.

You moving to Gold Coast, that's gonna look suspicious.

So you stay here, living with this horrible lot in this neighbourhood,

the same neighbourhood where everybody sees you,

everybody knows you and as far as they're concerned,

you're still the same neighbourhood guy, same stand-up guy, old stand-up Clay.

You have got some vivid imagination, Lou.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

And just where do you suppose I put this mythical money?

- Safety deposit box? - You're too slick for that.

You're too careful for that.

No, I think you got that paper hidden right here in this house.

More to the point,

I think they're right up in some of these walls.

Remember that do-it-yourself project that I came over to help you with

when you put up the new drywall in your basement?

And then you got the bright idea to hide some of your poker winnings

behind that drywall, you even had a stupid little name for it.

"Yeah, man, this is my brick drywall in case of emergency fund."

You don't remember that?

I remember that.

So you're in luck.

I ain't gonna need any confession.

That money's gonna lock you up

and I'm gonna find that money

if I have to break every wall in this house starting with this one.

Well, this doesn't look like a coffee field.

Check the GPS again.

Can't. I have no signal.

Okay. Go ahead. Say it.

I was not gonna say that Steve was right.

I swear.

I was thinking it about 15 minutes ago when you passed that hoop pine

for the fifth time, but I'm kind of over it...

You're so funny.

Yeah, and you're gonna be picking up the Side Street tab

unless we get out of here soon.

Hey, you see that car?

Maybe they can navigate us out of here.

Oh.

Well, they can't be far. The engine's still warm.

Over there.

Looks like there's a clearing.

- What's he doing? - What the...?

Hey, Jeremy.

Looks like we got some help.

- I think you already checked there. - Watch your mouth.

You're wearing his ring too.

Isn't that nice?

- Let's have them. - Don't give it to him.

She can give them to me or I can just take them. One way, she bleeds.

- It's okay, Chin. - Yeah.

- Where are your wallets? - They're in the car.

If it's as nice as your woman?

I'm gonna enjoy riding that.

Me too.

All right, get them to work, little brother.

- Let's go. - Get in.

- It's your time to dig. - Get in!

Grab a shovel. You too.

Get in.

You're wasting your time, Lou. Even if I did take that cash,

you think I'd be dumb enough to hide it in my house?

Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what I think.

Breaking and entering, assault, kidnapping,

you know you're gonna go to jail for this.

Yeah, well, it'll be me and you. I got dibs on the bottom bunk.

- You think this is funny? - I wish it was.

Oh, well.

Back to work.

You lying son of a bitch.

It's LeAnn. I thought you said she was out of town.

All right, smart guy.

You'd better listen to me very carefully.

If you give a damn about that woman,

you're gonna wanna do everything I tell you to do.

Or what? You're going to kill us?

Clay?

You keep saying that I'm crazy.

See, that's the thing about crazy people.

They don't know they're crazy.

See, I left my wife and my kids on an island

in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

to fly on a plane for nine and a half hours in coach

to get a confession from a guy who I know is never gonna confess to me.

And now, now I got a gun to your throat.

I don't know if I'm crazy, but if you don't give me what I want,

I swear I'm gonna burn this place to the ground

with both of your dead asses in it.

Clay? You home?

I'm here. Where are you?

Hey, babe.

I had to run an errand. I'm sorry. I should have told you.

I saw your car outside.

Figured you were here.

Well, the block heater broke, she wouldn't start so I took a taxi.

Why don't you meet me at Finn's for a drink?

If you get there before me, just order me the usual.

Ha, ha. Okay. I'll see you there.

- All right. I love you. - Aw. Love you too.

Hello?

- You hear that? - Hear what?

Silence.

Silence is the sound of victory, my friend.

Chin and Kono are not here. We beat them.

Which means, winner-winner, Side Street Dinner.

- You're such an idiot. You're pathetic. - I'm pathetic? You peed in a bottle.

- Please don't tell anybody about that. - Where are you going?

I'm going to go get the bottle. I left it in the car.

Okay. That's disgusting.

I need one of you to come with me.

I'll go.

But you gotta promise me nothing happens to her.

You do as I say and nothing will.

- Where are we going? - Just move.

- All right. All right. - To the trunk.

- Who is he? - It doesn't matter.

Well, he's not just gonna climb out of there himself. Let's go.

- He's a cop. - He's what happens

when you put your nose in other people's business.

Now move.

Your brother's not gonna make it, you know.

- What the hell are you talking about? - Prison.

I know a guy who went in for manslaughter.

Within six months, they found him hanging in his cell.

You know, you, you'll be fine. But your brother, he's not you.

Well, I guess we're going to have to not get caught then.

How long do you think you'll be able to keep a secret?

- I think you better shut up now. - I'm just trying to help.

That's far enough, cop. Drop it.

Drop it! Or the next one won't miss.

What's up?

- You hear from Chin or Kono yet? - No. Why?

Because they're not answering their phones

and they should have been here by now.

Maybe they, uh, had car trouble.

Yeah, but why wouldn't they answer their phones?

That's what I mean. You warned them about those service roads,

maybe they got car trouble and they got no signal up there.

Yeah.

If you're worried, we'll go up there. We'll drive back up and find them.

- You know, let's do that. - All right.

Drop it right there.

Now dig.

- Everything all right? - No. Everything's not all right.

- They're cops. - What?

- What? He told you? - He said squat.

They got an undercover car back there.

- What are we gonna do? - Just relax.

Listen. It's not too late to change your mind.

You saw my car. The keys are in it.

There's no way we'll be able to follow you.

I don't want you to talk. I want you to dig.

Now, and make sure there's room enough for three.

This is ridiculous. They could have taken any one of these roads.

Yeah, then we take them all until we find them.

Well, you got to be a real dumb-ass

using your badge number for your safe combination.

Yeah, well, at least I didn't use my birthday.

Yeah, I tried that first.

Remember these? Your wife's rings?

What's the matter? You didn't have time to go pawn them yet?

How many times I gotta tell you,

you're not gonna find what you're looking for, Lou.

- It doesn't exist. Never has. - It's here.

It's here and I know it. I feel it in my gut just like I felt it

when I knew that you murdered your wife.

And I'm gonna find that money and when I find it, I'm coming up here

and I'm lighting a big fat Cuban cigar and smoke it with a smile on my face

and then I'm going right down to Cook County Criminal Court

and watch them perp walk your black ass right up them steps.

So you hold onto that, partner.

Defence lawyers don't come cheap.

There's no getting through to you, is there?

No penetrating that thick skull of yours.

Man, after all this time, you still don't have one shred of proof

that I killed Diane. Doesn't that tell you anything?

Please, you had a woman on the side.

You're sleeping with this girl

and telling her you're gonna leave your wife for her and now your wife's dead

and now you're with her, so that tells me something.

Been over that.

- What I told LeAnn was pillow talk. - Pillow talk. Yeah.

- I was never gonna leave Diane. - Yeah, not the easy way.

Let me ask you something, partner.

If I was thinking about bailing on my marriage,

don't you think I would've called my best friend first?

Talk to him about it?

Anything big, anything important, we told each other.

Like Philly, for example.

What'd you say?

Anybody say anything about what happened?

Say something else about Philly, I swear, I'll knock out all your fronts.

Don't you ever bring that up again.

Oops.

Struck a nerve while I was making a point.

Because we shared things in confidence.

We were each other's priests.

If I was gonna leave my wife, you would've been the first to know.

Yeah.

Would I be the first to know that you planned on pushing her off a cliff?

You have an answer for everything, don't you?

Are you done?

No, go ahead, swing your hammer. Take this place down to the studs.

Rip up the floorboards. Hell, you can burn it to the ground for all I care.

Because after all this, nobody's ever gonna believe

that you might have been right about Diane.

- Run! LeAnn, get out of here. - Hey! Get back here!

- Run! - Come here!

- Help! - I got you. I got her.

- Leave her alone. Let her go. - I got her!

Shut your mouth, shut your mouth.

We are gonna find them.

Yeah.

What? Yeah. That's twice now that you said that.

- What? - Yeah. Yeah.

- That's you pretending to be me. - Yeah, that's you doing me.

All right. Doom and gloom does not suit you. All right?

Okay. I can't help it. At the moment, I can't stop thinking

that maybe this has got something to do with Gabriel.

Would you stop? They're probably sitting on the side of the road,

with their car broken down, they can't use a phone, no cell service.

I understand your instincts are telling you things are terrible

because that's who you are but let's be positive. That's all. Positive.

- Leave her alone, Lou. - I'm sorry I have to do this to you.

- What do you want from us? - He still thinks I killed Diane.

I told you, he's obsessed.

- Ow! You're hurting me. - You should have stayed at the bar.

You were fine at the bar. I didn't wanna get you involved in this.

Just do as he says, LeAnn. All right. He's digging his own grave.

One count of kidnapping's not good enough for him.

He wants to double-down, so let him.

Listen to me.

You're wrong about Clay.

You gotta let this go.

Please, leave us alone.

Clay did nothing wrong.

LeAnn,

I got a wife.

I got a beautiful wife and two beautiful kids.

I got a lot of friends. I got a big fat pension.

I even have an honorary membership at the Waialae Country Club.

I'm really blessed, and you think with all that,

do you think I'd just throw that into the garbage

if I had even a scintilla of doubt about what he did?

- He didn't... - You know he did it.

He killed his wife on their anniversary.

He pushed her off a cliff

and watched her head crack open on some rocks for you.

What are you gonna do when his game just rewinds?

What are you gonna do when he finds the next LeAnn?

Will he do the same thing to you?

I'm gonna leave you two now.

You look like you could use a little alone time.

LeAnn. Don't let him get in your head.

You know me, baby.

You know I would never do anything like that, right?

All right. You're done. Drop the shovels and get out.

Move, move. You too, sweetheart. Go. Let's go. Move.

Turn around. Turn around!

You all right?

Kono, are you okay?

Yeah.

Where's that money? Where's that money?

You know, man, for the life of me, I cannot figure you out.

Answer me this, buddy.

Why do you have this beautiful brand-new car sitting in the driveway

in the middle of winter in Chicago?

I mean, do you just like scraping ice off your windshield every morning

and starting your car and having to let it run for 15 minutes

before you go to work?

I mean, here you have a brand-new car,

- Where are you taking him? - Sitting in your driveway

and you got an old rust bucket, get out and push

that belongs in a junkyard somewhere

sitting in your garage just sucking up heat?

Explain that.

- I've been working on it. - Been working.

You haven't done a damn thing to this car in ten years.

Ten years ago, I took a picture with you at a barbeque at your house,

this car was right next to us. It looks exactly the same.

And you got this thing in here all toasty warm

and a brand-new car in the driveway in mid-winter?

Man, that's as crazy as two left shoes.

There can only be one explanation for it.

This ain't a car. It's a safe.

Lou, what the hell you think you're doing?

I told you I'd find it, didn't I?

I told you I'd find it.

What's the matter?

You running out of smart little pithy comments?

Well, congratulations, Lou.

Let's think about this.

There's almost a quarter million dollars in cash in there.

What if you just took it and walked out?

That's where we're taking it now?

After what happened in this house tonight, you offering me a bribe?

You're some piece of work, brother.

No, think about it. I mean, seriously think about it.

All right. With that cash, you can put Samantha and Will through college

and still have some left over for your retirement.

You got an opportunity here, Lou. Don't be stupid.

What are you doing, Lou?

Lou!

Hi. Good evening. This is Captain Lou Grover

from Hawaii Five-0 Task Force in Honolulu, Hawaii.

I used to be the SWAT commander there at the...

Who is this?

Man, what are you doing answering the phone?

A promotion? For what? You never did nothing.

I'm good, man. I'm fine. I'm fine.

Yeah. No, actually, I'm here in town.

Listen, you know, Sergeant Clay Maxwell? Yeah.

Yeah, that was a shame about his wife.

Listen. I need you to send a couple of detectives...

No. No. Everybody's fine. He's just tied up right now.

Yeah, I need you to send a couple detectives from Internal Affairs

and, um, send a police union rep too.

Oh, I know. No, there's no rush.

We ain't going anywhere.