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Oops.
Oopsie.
Well it was always gonna happen, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was.
With a big lasagne face like yours
how could I say no?
Yeah.
I need your bed.
I need yours.
I need your bed.
I need your bed.
Yes. What?
I need your bed.
Oh my god yeah. Your bed.
It's your bed. I need your bed.
Yeah, baby. Fucken, yeah.
Please, I need your bed. We need it back now.
Who are you? What's happening?
Please, if you could get up.
Oh, yep, sorry. Now.
Yep.
And the dog as well. Yeah, he's going. Fuck.
(DOG MOANS QUIETLY) I've gotta get his wheels.
Just wait.
VW Golf. We're talking 2012.
Fuck, I thought you were doing an overnight.
Did they wake you?
Yeah, no, 'cause I swapped shifts so I could do my assignment.
They're taking my bed.
Dad just told me. I'm so sorry.
They need it back. It's expensive.
Where am I gonna sleep? I love that bed.
We'll get you a blow-up mattress or something.
Don't worry, you can stay. OK.
Just one second, will you? Thanks.
Morning, Ashley, sorry about the rude interruption.
That's alright. Sweetheart, these are my sisters.
Blythe, Beth, Babs and Louise. Hi.
Oh, didn't get a B-name, did you Lou?
No.
So with that bed, is there another one coming in,
or the old one maybe coming back? Is that downstairs?
We need you out, darl. Hmm?
My boy, Nathan's, flying in from Barcelona in a few days
and he'll be needing Mum's room. What?
How long's he staying for? As long as he likes.
Oh, that's not fair. Dad!
Mum paid for your piano lessons, Megan love.
No more favourites. I was gonna say that!
Favourites. Exactly.
Who's got their eye on the sideboard?
Ooh, me! No, that's mine.
Sorry, I know the sideboard's pretty fucking pressing,
but where were you all when Nan was dying?
Excuse me?
Because Ash and I were here.
We are the daughters, darling.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the daughters. But I was here.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the daughters. But I was here.
I cared for her.
Yeah, stealing mum's morphine.
You're a fucking pig, Blythe. OK, easy on.
Oh sorry, am I not entitled to a say here?
Is it, is it 'cause I'm adopted?
Told you she'd pull the A-card. Bingo.
Excuse me!
If you can just hang on one more time.
Blythe, please, don't start.
Oh, I'll start.
Sorry. Hey, what about the couch? Ooh!
I'm talking the couch. Ooh, no, I am!
I just meant to stay on.
OK, Ash, sorry sweetheart, you're out.
Don't talk shit about my daughter, alright?
Anyway, your Nathan's a pervert.
How fucking dare you! Oh, how fucking...
What do you mean by a pervert?
Oh, is this surprise? Is this surprise?
Megan, you know what happened... This is disgusting!
Beth! Babs! You're making things up!
No! She was in the toilet!
She was in the toilet, and he came in and he...
(EXHALES)
Ah, just a sec. Hi. Hey. You on the phone?
Yeah. Huh? Yes, I'm just on hold.
Yeah. Huh? Yes, I'm just on hold.
Yeah, cool. Um, here he is. Here he is.
Yes, thanks for...you got my text I was coming over?
Mmm, mmm, yep. Yeah?
Hey boy. Hey.
Ah, how are you?
Yeah, all good. Just um...well I'm not.
I've got this huge assignment due,
and like Peggy's daughters are in town stealing all her shit.
It is so gross.
Yeah, far out.
Just wondering, I know this is difficult, but your room.
Could I... Where are you?
Oh! Hi. You guys remember...?
Ashley. Yvette. Hey.
I was just dropping off the dog, so...
Cool.
OK! OK. OK.
Alright, um, I'll leave you to it. Mm-hm.
OK. Um, I might see you at Trivia later.
Yeah, I mean, I'll be working so... Oh, that's OK. I don't mind.
OK.
Alright. I'll text you, though. OK, great.
But we'll see. OK.
Um, I've left some clothes upstairs...
Um, I've left some clothes upstairs...
Oh. ..but I'll just get them next time.
OK.
Really.
That was quick. I mean, I left five days ago.
It was six, actually. Oh.
And um, she and I were seeing each other a couple of months ago.
But it was over, right?
I didn't think you wanted to hang out anymore, Ash.
I tried to call you again and again. You never got back in touch.
Yeah, 'cause I was working, and studying, Gordon.
If I had thought for just a second
that you were the tiniest bit interested...
You can't be alone for five minutes? Ash, you moved out!
Yeah, that was appropriate,
because we were strangers and then we were living together.
Yeah, you're right. You are right.
Is that... is she the reason everything
went weird the other night? Like... No. No.
No? No.
'Cause it's obviously working just fine with her.
No, it's...it's... Was it something I did?
No. God, Ash, no! You're...Dave! Sorry?
No. God, Ash, no! You're...Dave! Sorry?
Just a second, mate. I'll just be a second.
Sorry, just a sec. I've really gotta take this call.
I'm really sorry. Do you want to come inside?
No, absolutely not. Have a coffee?
I can make you a coffee... No, I've gotta go anyway.
Come here, boy. Oh, good boy.
Dave, hello mate. I'm so sorry to keep you waiting.
Yes mate, I'm just following up on that invoice that we sent through.
Exactly, mate, and I'm so sorry. No, no, totally, totally.
It's my...yeah.
We just sort of need it paid ASA...oh mate, mate, mate, totally.
Money's tight all over.
You don't have to tell me, it's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh no, there's no need to do that,
'cause we are thrilled to be on the taps there, mate.
Honestly, we're just...yeah.
Yes, that's right mate.
But if you could, I'd really...
you've gotta go.
But...but...but...yep.
Fuck.
Coward.
Ash!
Oh my god, don't do that.
Sorry.
Almost got my rape alarm out.
Do you have a rape alarm?
You've met my mother. I have several.
OK, fair enough. Listen, I just...
I'm genuinely mortified about that whole thing.
Are you OK?
I mean, it wasn't great and um,
I've got a lot of work to do, and nowhere to live right now.
And Yvette is just so much hotter than I remembered.
Well she was then, but I think she got into my make-up bag.
(PHONE VIBRATES) Oh fuck!
What?
My ride just cancelled. I just...
Argh!
Do you wanna come to my bar and work from there?
People do it all the time. Mm.
People do it all the time. Mm.
We got free wi-fi.
Tell you what, I'll do you a lovely flight of chips.
How's that sound?
Is everything in a brewery called a flight?
Yes. We can charge more for it.
What do you reckon?
I'll go get Col. You stay here.
Just blink once if you're gonna come with me.
There we go.
# #
Here we go. Hey. Crappster.
Hey, we've got about six weeks of unpaid invoices here.
Don't start, mate. Do you need me to chase them?
Is that what you need? I don't need to chase them up,
and I was just on the phone to Dave from the Glenmore,
and I tore him a new arsehole,
so it's in hand, don't worry, and hello.
Oh good, you brought the dog. Yeah.
I have a name. Oh!
Oh. Sorry. Kidding.
I'm Ashley. Are you Chiara? You're Ashley?
Yeah. You OK, Chi?
Yeah. You're just very nice looking and so...just normal.
Yeah. You're just very nice looking and so...just normal.
You seem very normal. No, no, no, no.
No, no, you listen to me. She is.
Yeah, of course.
Well, I need that equipment yesterday, OK?
So don't make me come round there. Yeah?
Cool. Love you too.
OK, bye. Bye, bye, bye.
Hey, whose idea was it to do trivia night, anyways?
It was yours. Yours, mate.
Oh yeah. Hey! Sorry. Bretty, this is Ashley.
Flashley? No, just Ashley.
Right, they both know. Yeah.
You should come to the trivia night tonight.
Leave her alone, mate.
She's just here for the wi-fi. I am.
You can set up anywhere.
But you know, if you've got any questions about the cerebral cortex,
I'm your girl.
How big is it? What's that?
The cerebral cortex. Maybe I could add in a question.
Oh, well it's all folded up,
to maximise surface area,
but if you did unfold it, it's like a 20-inch pizza.
Shit! So, a large?
No, it's like an extra-large.
I think Pizza Hut only goes to like 14-inches.
I think you should marry her.
Oh, she probably wouldn't say yes, mate.
Righto, mate! No, I'm kidding.
Sort of.
But she is out of your league. Yeah, mate, I'm not marrying her.
Yeah, because she would never say yes...
Will you stop it?
I have a bit of a fucking dilemma, actually.
Oh, OK. Sorry. Go on, then... OK, don't touch me.
So she wasn't interested.
She moved out. Obviously.
Stop! Sorry.
Now I think she might be interested, but I'm not sure.
And I mean, I don't know. She's 29.
I mean, is that appropriate? It's not appropriate, right?
That's ridiculous, isn't it? I agree.
It does seem ridiculous. No, it's fine.
I'm 30, and we're soulmates. You and me?
Yeah. I wouldn't have thought so.
But you remember Yvette? The vet? Yeah.
Right. She's 40, and she's nice. Oh...
But you...that's...is that... that's better isn't it?
You told me that was better.
OK, to date, that is the best one you've ever brought us.
She's funny. She's got big brains.
Why did we only ever talk about her tit?
Oh, you guys are fucked. Honestly.
(WHISTLES)
# #
OK kids, we're open for biz.
Let's have a yabba-dabba day.
(CLUNK)
(BEEPING)
(MUSIC STOPS)
What the fuck?
Gordo, the fridge just went off. Everything just went off.
Did you pay the power bill? Yeah, yes, yes I think.
Well did you or didn't you? Fuck!
Oh, what? Where's the power?
I've got a full AV presentation.
Brett, could you check the fermenters, please?
What happened to the lights?
'Cause the wi-fi's off, too. Alrighty!
Alright, I'll hotspot. Youse open?
Oh yeah! Yep. Yep.
Yes. Yep, we are.
Welcome, ladies.
Come, come, come on in. Here we go!
Not much vibe.
No tunes. This place is dead.
Yeah, because... There's a reason for that.
..we're conserving today. Today, all day...
..we're conserving today. Today, all day...
For the...for the environment. The environment.
We're conserving. Yep.
Nothing's gonna be on at all. What, like an Earth Day thing?
Yes! Yes, exactly.
Happy Earth Day.
Isn't, ah, isn't Earth Day in April? Sorry. Yes, not Earth Day.
Today we are observing its twin, which is...
Climate...
..crisis... In Crisis Day.
CCD.
Yeah. For us.
Like a sister day to Earth Day. Twin sisters.
Yep.
So every beer you buy today, we donate...
Donate a dollar.
..a dollar to the Earth. Foundation. Of the Amazon.
The Earth Foundation. The A...the EFA...
You don't have to worry about that.
Anyway. Yeah.
So there's very hungry kids in the Amazon
and we'd like to just do our bit.
Yeah, is it gonna get busy, or... Oh god, you know what?
CCD Day is actually the...
CCD is the um... CCA...CCD is...
It's one of the biggest days of the year.
The Foundation which runs this Earth Day, which is CEA.
And it gets massive. Yep, yep.
So if you guys wanna get the big...big...
It's all yours. Yeah, cool!
OK, well then Dudders here is getting married.
OK, well then Dudders here is getting married.
Whoa! (CHEERS AND LAUGHTER)
I hope she's a blonde.
(CRICKETS)
No.
Nup. Doesn't matter.
We'll take two of everything.
Yes, OK. Fuck yeah.
But the computers aren't working, obviously,
so you just need cash for that.
Fuck that. Ah, we...
Don't fuck that... Yeah.
..because I haven't yet said... The other bit.
It's all half price. Half price.
Because we have half the environment left.
(CHEERING)
Hey, how are you two going? Hey, yeah, we're good.
Good. What happened?
Oh, it's a 100% my fault.
I forgot to pay the power bill for the second time.
Oh, that's bad. It's really not good.
And all of our clients are terrible at paying our invoices on time.
Don't you have like a money person? No, it's just us.
Oh.
And like Chi could do it, but she's kinda bad cop.
I'm good cop, so I try and foster relationships.
Uh-huh.
Which I can do, but I suck at asking for money.
Like I haven't even hit you up for the 6K you owe me
for Colin's surgery. I know.
for Colin's surgery. I know.
And that was two weeks ago. I know.
But listen, with that, I know you don't have the money yet.
It's fine. Um, but, I mean, it hasn't helped.
I mean, I took it out of the business account and...
Oh, I feel terrible. No, don't, don't.
I didn't say that to make you feel bad, and it's my fault.
I'm the one that hit the dog.
Whoa, wait, did you just say that it was your fault?
Did I? Did I?
You did. Yeah, I did.
You just got like 40% hotter. 40%.
'Cause you took responsibility. It was hot.
OK. Noted.
By the way, you should stay for trivia night,
because if the power doesn't come back on,
I think it's going to be pretty funny.
I thought Yvette was coming to trivia.
I don't think she's going...
I never asked her to come.
Mm, 'cause it sounded like she was coming.
I don't think she's going to come. Right.
I might be seeing someone at work later.
Oh, OK.
Can you not be alone for five minutes?
Can you not be alone for five minutes?
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm just trying to keep up with you, mate.
Totally. Totally.
Hey, are we really donating a dollar a beer to the Amazon?
Fuck no.
We're not making money with this half-price shit.
Well, what if someone Googles Climate Crisis Day?
OK, I saw on Facebook that yesterday was National Cousins Day.
Who fact checked that? Nobody.
Man, I should have called my hot cousin.
No, you shouldn't have. Don't start that shit again, mate.
You guys are weird about her.
Oh yeah, we're weird,
'cause we're the one that's obsessed with your hot cousin.
Bretty, could you check the fermenter for me?
I'm concerned that it's like a yeast infection back there.
Do you reckon we've lost the whole batch?
I don't know.
But look, if it's not too far gone,
fuck it, we'll just call it a sour.
Good idea. Great.
Can you do that? Yeah, that's how sours start...
fuckin, what is she doing here? What are you doing?
Where are her mates? Who?
Yvette the vet. Don't look, don't look.
Oh, did she not get the memo?
To be fair, she did spend the night last night.
Oh, Gordon!
You're such an arsehole. Do you know that?
I know. Yeah.
I know. Yeah.
But I thought Ashley was done. Like we...we...she ghosted me.
Oh, like you're currently doing to the vet?
I know, I suck. Yeah, you do.
Why don't you just slither away, and I will take care of her.
Would you do that for me? Yes.
Fuck off. I love you.
OK, well great.
Hi, Yvette! Hi! Chiara, hi.
How are you? Yeah, good.
Yeah. Is Gordon here?
Oh yeah, he's just gone out the back for a wank.
For a... A wank?
Yeah, a big old wank.
Yeah, thank you so much for this extension, Monica.
I mean, my family and I really appreciate it.
And obviously if Dad could, you know, talk at the moment,
he would thank you himself, but yeah, sorry.
I just think about how close we came to losing him.
Yeah. OK, thank you again, Monica.
Santa Monica. OK, bye.
Brett, sit down and read me that last invoice.
I have 2% left on my computer,
but I reckon I can fire off one more email.
Yes, boss. What do you need me to do?
Um, name and how much. How much do they owe us?
Dave at the Glenmore. Dave.
Dave at the Glenmore. Dave.
$8,548.
8,000 fucken...he's having a laugh. Yeah.
What a joker.
Oh. We have...
Do you think I have a nice speaking voice?
Yeah, why?
I'm just going over the questions for tonight, and I'm a bit nervous.
Oh no, you'll be great. It's gonna be great.
Thanks.
You know you're a top chick, you know that?
Thank you.
And, ah, Gordo's a bit of a dickhead, right?
Yeah.
But once he gets out of his own way, he's um...
..he's worth it.
Sorry, did he tell you to say this to me?
No way.
And don't tell him I told you 'cause he's a massive dickhead.
Oh, looky here. Chummy.
Hello, Yvette.
I thought you were here to see Gordon,
but obviously you found someone new, so that's good.
Oh no, she's my amiga.
Oh no, she's my amiga.
Mm-hm. Female friend.
Anyway, I have to go.
Are you seeing Gordon? This afternoon?
I don't think so. No.
Are you seeing him?
Well that's... that's between Gordon and I.
No it isn't, because I'm seeing him. OK.
You look weird together, actually.
Because you're too young for him, OK?
So, run along home to your parties
and your poppers and your pingers, OK?
Do you know how hard it is to find a man in his 40s
that's not a complete psycho or a fat dad?
So, if you could just let me have this one, that'd be great.
When you're in your 40s, you'll understand.
Actually, I'm gonna do what I want. But thank you.
Thanks for the chat. Bye.
Are you forgetting your dog?
Yes, I am.
But Brett's gonna look after him, aren't ya?
Anything for you, love. Thank you.
Hey, did you know that I am over a fathom tall?
Hey, did you know that I am over a fathom tall?
Fath...fath...fathom. I'll get back to you.
Fuck sake.
# #
It's just through here.
I've gotta get back. 15 minutes max.
(KISSING SOUNDS)
What is this? I've never been in here before.
It's for med students.
You've done this before. Maybe.
(ALARM)
(THUD)
What the fuck is that? Ah...
(ALARM STOPS) Ash?
Yeah. What are you doing here?
What am I doing here? What are you doing here?
I showed you this room. What was that noise?
It was a rape alarm that my Mum got me,
so I'll let her know it works. Thank you.
Do do...do you wanna come out? Did you hurt your head?
No I didn't.
No I didn't.
Hey, you're pretty.
What's your name? Tessa.
I'm gonna report you for fucking in here, Tessa.
We weren't fucking. You were about to.
She's nice. She is.
Yes I am coming to work, thanks James.
I'm sorry. I... Can you fuck off?
Oh, fuck sake. Yes, Tess, Tess, wait up.
Whatever!
# #
There you go, champions. Keep drinking for the earth.
Cheers. Thank you.
Is she still looking? Mm-hm. Sure is.
Don't look up. OK.
Don't look up. Alright.
Don't look up. OK.
Oh! I looked up.
She won't stop staring at me.
Mm-hm. You know what?
I do not approve of your behaviour, but she does seem a little unhinged.
What'd you tell her before?
I said you went for a wank.
What? A big old wank.
You didn't, did you? No.
Did you? No.
Did you? No.
Fuck you.
Gene... Can I help you?
Ooh! Sorry, yes, I was just leaving my assignment here.
Ooh, a hard copy. Something's finally sinking in.
Thank you.
Yeah, and I wanted you to see it's early, and I'm making an effort.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Off you go.
What is that?
I'm very busy.
Is that Gordon Crapp?
Yes. Do you know him?
Yeah, um, we met recently.
Is he OK? Yes, he's...
He had cancer?
And you had cancer? Well deduced.
Hooroo.
I don't know how many times I have to ask you to leave.
Yes, I'm going.
Could you, ah, say hello to Flash for me?
Beautiful man. One of the good ones.
# #
Two, one, two, two.
Alright guys, not long now. Just bear with us, please.
I'm fucked.
Oh, you'll be OK, mate. Just...just project.
I promised these people a multimedia extravaganza.
Why? Oh, I don't know.
Yes! Oh! Yes!
We're excited. We're all excited, guys.
Whoo! Ah...
We have reached our target.
That's why I've turned the power back on, because we did it.
Well done. That was all you guys.
That wasn't us, that was you guys. So, big hand.
Round of applause. Thank you for that.
So mission accomplished.
So mission accomplished.
But let's keep that vibe up, because very soon
we've got the inaugural trivia night with the inimitable Bretty,
so stick around for that.
Drinks are still half price though, yeah?
BOTH: No.
But, ah, we will have Bretty with the fantastic trivia.
He's got some wonderful questions, and I think he's ready.
Over to you, Brett! Whoo!
Alright, alright, alright! Everyone, it's Saturday night!
Who's ready for some Cape Trivulation!
Alright guys, get your team names in.
It's gonna be sick.
Another one? Do you want...
Nah. I'll wait for you.
Yeah, cool, cool.
Another one? No thanks.
No worries. Saturday night!
Ah, can't watch this.
And that concludes our famous foreheads.
Famous foreheads, everyone.
Alright, I'll give you two minutes to bring in your first round answers.
Two minutes, thank you.
Hey, everything good here? Didn't take you for a trivia nerd.
Hey, everything good here? Didn't take you for a trivia nerd.
You don't take me for much, do you?
Joking. Oh. Yeah, yeah.
Why don't you join Colin and I?
Our team's called Walk Like A Veterinarian.
I'd love to, but I've gotta keep working.
Oh, come on, you promised.
Well I didn't really promise,
I said I'd be working tonight.
Boo! I'm looking after your dog.
Yeah, which is great, but he's fine anywhere, obviously.
I'd better keep moving. OK, what are we doing here?
Well I'm working. No, you know what I mean.
(SIGHS)
Oh, I'm sorry. Is now not a convenient time?
Should I try again later when you're horny?
Yvette... Yvette.
Yvette! That's what you sound like.
That is your voice. OK.
Can you...hey! Hey. Hey, hey.
Hey, hey. Hey, I just...
What are you doing? I didn't mean...
Just let go. Let go. Let go, please.
Hey.
Let go. Yvette, let go. No...
No, no, no, no, no. I just...
You gotta let go. Why?
Because I'm working and this was never gonna be a social thing.
I'm working. Oh, OK.
Is it Bring Your Niece to Work Day today, is it?
OK.
You look like her creepy uncle!
You look like her creepy uncle!
Big fat, floppy Uncle Dad.
Gross. Ohh!
Floppy.
# #
Here brother, enjoy. Thank you.
Hey! Hey, here he is!
Man of the hour. Hey, where's Ash?
I think she's at work. True.
Good head for business, that girl. What do you mean?
Calling AGL and everything.
I thought that was you, Crappster.
Yeah, and then she got us an extension saying
that her Dad had a stroke or something.
What?
Yeah, and then she emailed a bunch of the clients,
pretending to be our accountant.
She signed them off as Colin. BOTH: Colin?
Yeah, Colin from Accounts.
Set up an email and everything.
Yeah, and that Colin, fuck he's intense.
Holy shit.
I know, right? Crazy.
That all?
All done? OK, good boy.
And one, two, three, lift.
Here we go.
Well, well, well. Ashley Molden.
Or should I say Colin from Accounts?
I don't want what you're talking about.
You're amazing, and your talents are fucking wasted in the medical field.
I don't think they are.
Think they might be. Thank you so much, seriously.
You completely saved me. Can we buy you a drink?
Ah, Yvette's not in there? No, she's not.
And unrelated, we'll need to find ourselves a new vet.
That's a really good thing. Yeah.
Shall we? Yeah.
Um, how do you know Gene Howell?
Um, how do you know Gene Howell?
Gene Howell? Far out.
I haven't spoken to him for years. Right.
Yeah. Is he OK? Yeah, he's fine.
He happens to be my, um, prac supervisor at the hospital.
Ace. Yeah. Ace?
Yeah, I stand by Ace. OK.
Yeah.
You didn't mention you had cancer.
Um, didn't, did I? You never asked. Yeah.
And it's not super sexy.
No, but it's important.
Yeah, it is. So, I had it.
Yeah. It was in my nuts.
I've only got one now. OK.
It's a cherry tom. Cherry tom.
It's just not my favourite thing to talk about, that's all.
Yeah, I get it.
Did it have something to do with... The other night? Yeah.
That day I'd had a camera up my dick to check out my bladder.
A cystoscopy. I am very familiar with the process.
Yeah. I mean, I loved it.
I tried to get another one today, but they're closed on the weekend.
Yeah.
Results fine?
Results fine?
Yeah, clean as. Spick and span.
I cannot tell you what a relief it is to hear this.
Good. Yeah, I'm relieved too.
Should we get a drink? Yes.
OK, come on, Col.
Come on, Colly. Come on boy.
Come on, Colly. Come on.
Good boy.
So you were relieved that I had cancer?
Yes. Come on.
You've got like a cancer face.
Well a remission face, surely.
How many inches is Pizza Hut's largest pizza?
How many inches is Pizza Hut's largest pizza?
You alright, mate?
Yeah, I'm alright. Looking for Colin from Accounts.
Yes. Um...
Yes, no. He's gone home, but I can take a message.
Oof!
That's my message. Oi!
Oh yeah, yeah.
You tell him Dave from the Glenmore is happy to pay his invoices...
You're Dave.
..but next time to use his fucken manners.
Yeah, man. Yep, yep.
Jesus. All good?
Yeah, all good. All good. We're all good!
Alright guys, let's take five. Keep up the vibes.
It's Saturday night!
What the fuck did you say to that guy?
I didn't say anything. I didn't.
I...I think Colin was a bit of a cunt, though.
Oh, OK. Are you OK?
Bit winded, mate.
I think you might need to see a doctor tonight.
Yeah, yeah, I think so. Yeah.
Do you know any?
I sleep with one.
Myself.
I sleep with myself. Very good.
Well...oh!
That really hurt, didn't it? Yes, it did.
Yeah, it did. He got ya.
But he did pay.
He paid. I'll take it.
You're welcome. Cheers.
Give me a minute.
Yeah. I'll take yours.
# When you look my way
# I can't help it but I start to sway
# God forbid that you should ever come my way
# God forbid that you should ever come my way
# Every night I dream I see you on the pillow next to me
# And I only wanna be the one to say
# I only wanna keep you around...
# Around
# Keep you around...
# Around
# Can't forget what you said when you walked over to my car... #
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