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You're in, lover.

You are too talented.

[Sam] This beautiful little battery

will power a suburban home for ten years

for next to nothing.

And by the time S.T.A.R Labs realizes it's missing

the competition will have it in production already.

You're a genius.

I know. Let's go.

Oh, Stasia.

I'm very disappointed.

But, frankly, not totally surprised.

See, I expected it.

So did I.

No hard feelings, right, Sam?

redline Express. Door-to-door delivery.

Now, hurry up and change. We're running terribly late.

Me? We could've taken the car like normal people

if you hadn't changed so many times.

Tina, I've never seen you like this. What's the matter?

What's the matter? Nothing's the matter.

It's only the end of the world as I know it.

Don't you think you're overreacting a little?

You don't know my mother.

Tina, slow down.

Barry, did you have to wear this jacket?

She's not my mother.

South Sacramento to Chicago.

Making stops in Central Valley

Tuscaloosa, Okeechobee...

You know how your father drives you nuts?

Well, that's me and my mother.

Of course, all my friends thought she was so cool

dropping in from Paris with the latest trend.

Well, she sounds interesting. Hipper than my dad, anyway.

I could never keep up with her.

You know, I think I really disappointed her.

Oh, there you are, Tina.

- Hello, mother. - Hello, darling.

Why don't you call me Jocelyn?

After all, we're both adults.

This is my mother Jocelyn Weller.

This is Barry Allen, I think I mentioned him in--

Oh, the boy scout.

My mistake.

Jerk.

And what do you do, Barry?

I don't believe it. Barry Allen?

Mm.

Barry!

Oh, I see that you do rather well.

Don't tell me you don't remember me?

Stasia Masters.

Heh, it's been a long time, huh, Barry?

Well, I haven't seen you since...

High school.

Ahem.

[Stasia] I just got back in town for

a few days and I guess I was

just overwhelmed to see a friendly face.

- Barry, do you mind? - Mm?

It's been terrific seeing you, Barry. Bye.

Barry, who was that?

Oh, I, um, I did her homework in high school.

You did her homework or you were her homework?

Now, help us with the luggage.

I'll bet you have an interesting secret life.

Maybe this trip won't be so dull after all.

[Jocelyn] Thank you, darling.

I'm here for the new postmodern reconstructivist show.

Oh. I thought you had a car.

Oh, it's at the lab. We'll have to stop.

That's funny. My wallet's gone.

[Tina] This crystal is on loan from the government.

I had to pull a lot of strings to get it here.

As you can see, it focuses the laser onto an even tighter beam

allowing more accurate nucleic manipulation

of the sample tissue.

Yes, well, I, I'm sure that's very nice, darling.

But how can you stand working in a place

that's so, so sterile?

It's a laboratory, mother.

S.T.A.R. Labs has been very good to me.

They encourage me to work on my own.

Oh.

How any daughter of mine could lock herself away

in such an antiseptic environment.

Then, you are your father's daughter as well.

No cracks about daddy.

Sorry.

There are research firms in more civilized cities. Like New York.

Central City has a lot to offer, mother.

- It-it-it-- - Uh, that's true.

Uh, did you know the corn dog was invented here?

Yeah, uh, okay, uh...

Wow! Look at the time.

L-I've got morning duty in my lab.

I'll just be, uh...

Oh, so you play this game, too?

Well, uh, police sciences, forensic criminology.

Really?

Scout's honor.

From Tina's description, I expected something, uh

rather more heroic.

Really?

Heroic, yeah.

[Stasia] I don't care.

Look, we have a deal and you better live up to it.

No.

No.

Listen, Fletcher, the only reason I came back

to this two-bit town was to hook up with you.

What do you mean two days?

Look, I think one of Sam's goons is onto me.

How? I don't know how.

But if I can't unload this battery...

I'd like a romantic table for two

next to that lovely blond.

I gotta go.

Well, what looks good, Marcel?

I don't know.

How about the poached shark or the eel?

Or the rat?

Buy you lunch, Stasia?

Tallent, how's it goin'?

Doll face, Sam said

you'd be passin' through town.

- Yeah? Well, give him my best. - Mm-hmm.

He also said you had somethin' of his.

Maybe it's in here, huh?

[Barry] I can't believe you junk food junkies

have never had a Lucky Dog.

Now, these are the best in the city

and I should know, now, go ahead.

I want two chili dogs with everything

especially a lot of that orange, shiny sauce.

Aw, Murph, that is pure grease.

To you, Bellows. To me, it's secret sauce.

- Join me? - Nah. Thanks.

Corn dog, please.

See, I support our city's heritage.

Look! Whoa!

Hey, those guys are packin'!

Stay low, Barry. We'll handle this.

Freeze and drop 'em!

Cover me!

Hey!

Get out of the street!

Go. Go!

Murph! I lost the other guy.

Things really got nuts after that cowboy showed up.

- Cowboy? - Yeah.

Right before the Flash saved my neck.

Oh, now it's the Flash and Pecos Bill?

Partner, your brain is a-jingle jangle jingling.

Fletcher, I was right. Tallent's got a line on me.

Now, look, if I'm gonna wait for you, I'm gonna need some help.

What do you mean that's my problem?

Okay. Okay, I'll handle it, Fletcher.

But you've got exactly 48 hours to show up

or I'm gonna throw this damn battery in the river.

Yeah, I love you, too.

I'm dead.

I'm dead.

I gotta find someplace to hide, I...

I got to find someone to help me.

So out of nowhere this woman plants a lip-lock on me, right?

It's Stasia. Hadn't seen her in 15 years.

Since she streaked high school graduation.

And you two were an item back then?

Oh, no. No, she ran with a different crowd.

Bikers, outlaws.

I tutored her in chemistry.

When are you guys gettin' together?

What?

Come on, dinner and dancing

sky diving, whatever, man.

This isn't high school anymore.

Yeah, but see, that's the thing, I...

It was so fast, I didn't get her number.

Who says you don't get a second chance in this life?

Stasia.

You know, I never would have figured you for a cop, Barry.

I thought you'd be teaching somewhere

helping all those eager young coeds

with their homework.

Well, I... What are, what are you doing here?

Must've fallen into my purse.

You know, when we were kissing?

Every penny's there. You can count it.

Oh, um. Uh, S-Stasia Masters, this is, uh, Julio Mendez.

- Hi, I heard a lot about you. - Hi.

It's hard to believe you and Barry were in the same class.

Uh, yeah, well, I better go.

Uh, there's a science crime I have to prevent.

It was nice meeting you.

Likewise.

So... who would have thought after all these years, uh?

Well, a lot of things have changed around here.

The city, me.

Tell me about it.

Well...

What about this Flash?

I mean, where'd this guy come from?

Um, uh, your guess is as good as mine, really.

Um.

Unclassifiable urban phenomena, you know.

Oh. Real mystery man, huh?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

What made you come back to Central City?

Rendezvous with an old boyfriend.

I thought something was still there, but, um

things went bad real fast.

He became very abusive.

Story of my life, huh?

Maybe I wouldn't be so screwed up if I'd dated

someone like you in high school.

Anyway, now that my plans have been shot to hell

I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do next.

I tried calling a couple of my old friends

but I didn't have much luck.

I guess I should try and find a hotel, but

hotels are so cold, lonely.

Well, I, um, ahem...

Y-you, y-you could stay at my...

You could stay with me.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, Barry, you are a lifesaver.

Thank you.

[Sam] Hey, you.

I didn't hear you, Sam.

You scared the pants off...

You.

Keep your pants on, Tallent.

How the hell do you do that?

It's all done with mirrors

and stolen technology.

Where's Stasia?

Well, I had her, but I lost her.

Little interference from a local creep, the Flash.

Guy gives me the willies.

Comes out of nowhere, then zip. He's gone.

Can't be human.

Ectoplasm, that's what I think.

Well, Flash or no Flash

I want you to find Stasia and bring her to me.

Sure, but I'm tellin' you as a friend that girl is no good.

Just find Stasia.

And make sure she has the battery, okay?

Okay.

The Central City S.T.A.R Labs has something of interest.

Think I'll put in an appearance.

Better check that guy for ectoplasm, too.

Mother... Jocelyn, I'm on my way home.

Where are you going?

But I was cooking dinner tonight.

Oh. Okay.

You have the spare keys?

Right.

Fine.

McGee, you forget your keys again, you're fired.

[Tina] Oh, my God!

Dammit. Wrong one.

I tried the extinguisher, but it didn't work.

What is this damn mime doing here?

He just popped out of nowhere.

Hey! Where are you going? Put the fire out.

Wait.

I'm losing my mind.

Dinner was sensational, Barry. Thank you.

Yeah. What I could see of it. Was that place dark enough?

It wasn't that bad.

Listen, um, I wanna thank you

for letting me stay here.

I really do feel safe with you.

So bottom line on this Flash

did somebody build him?

- Build him? - Yeah.

W-What do you mean, like, like some kind of mad scientist

some Professor Zoom or something?

Sure, some eccentric professor

in some top-secret lab somewhere.

- No, ahh. - I mean, no.

Think of the fortune that could be made

on that guy's research.

You know, all we did through dinner

was talk about the Flash.

I'm feeling left out.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Are you jealous? - A little.

Good.

Hello.

Yeah, this is his place, who's this?

Oh, uh, hold on a second.

- Tina. - Tina?

Tina. Hi.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down.

What?

Alright. Yeah. I'll be, I'll be right over.

Yeah. Yeah, sure. Bye.

Bye.

I, uh, gotta go.

- What, are you and Tina... - Uh, just friends.

We're intimate, yet platonic.

You know something? You really are a nice guy.

Yeah, well...

Um, make yourself at home.

- I... might be a while. - Okay.

Alright. Hurry back.

Yeah.

Bye.

Yes. Perfect.

Don't even think about using this as a chew toy, Fido

or you're not gonna have a tail to wag.

You see what I mean? No burns. Nothing.

Mimes, vanishing firemen.

Well, you're not the only one hallucinating.

I saw a cowboy, complete with rope tricks

evaporate right in front of me.

Well, I don't know what your excuse is, Barry.

But I think my mother's pushed me over the edge.

What? Oh, come on. She just got here.

Yes, and we quarreled all afternoon.

You need some tea.

Oh, the heating coils are broken.

Not a problem.

You know, it's almost as if she resents me

for not going with her when she left my father.

Why didn't ya?

I was 13-years-old. He was crushed.

All of a sudden, I had to play grown-up and take care of him.

I didn't think my mother wanted to be burdened

with a daughter while she was finding herself.

Here. Have some tea.

Tina.

What's this?

I guess you're not so crazy as you thought.

That's the most sophisticated image projection I've ever seen.

But why? Some practical joke?

Maybe as a distraction for a theft.

That crystal in the laser sight.

- But it's still in its housing. - Is it?

Tina, you've been robbed.

That crystal's irreplaceable.

It cost a fortune.

Between this and the California robbery--

California?

A prototype long-term generator

was taken from our Silicon Valley branch.

My God, Barry. What am I gonna do?

It's not your fault.

Yes, it is.

The research bureau didn't want to allow the crystal

to leave Washington, but I insisted.

If we don't get this crystal back

I'm gonna lose my job.

Then we'll get it back.

Now, uh, a stone that unique would probably

have to be cut before it was sold, right?

A high-density crystal like this, if it could be cut

at all, would need an incredibly powerful laser.

Alright, then, if the thief is attempting to cut it

we can track abnormal power surges

through the city.

I can break into water and power.

Fox and Broome.

The Hotel Infantino.

Dammit. It's useless.

I can't cut it.

It's gonna be hard to sell that size.

Yeah, but not impossible.

Just gonna take a little more time

to find the right buyer.

But when I do...

Seven figures?

Maybe eight.

Now, what about the girl?

She dropped out of circulation.

Find her, Tallent. You owe me.

Now, maybe if I try splitting the crystal

on a different axis...

Sam.

I don't think you should slice the rock at all.

I'd rather sell it for one big score.

Be smart, Tallent.

You haven't the faintest idea

how to move that stone into the market.

I'll learn.

Hey.

Where do you think you're goin'?

Well, since you're obviously not working for me anymore

I guess I'll have to find Stasia myself.

It's not gonna work that way, Sam.

Oh, really? What are you gonna do?

Kill me right here?

I don't think so.

In here, gentlemen.

He's the one who stole the S.T.A.R. Labs crystal.

Hey. Hold, hold on.

You got the wrong guy.

What's the deal here?

You're bought, aren't you?

Scudder, you lousy...

Thank you, officers.

I hope you didn't disturb the other guests.

Well, Flash.

Did you know that three East Coast crime families

have commissioned studies on you?

I want the S.T.A.R. Labs crystal.

Who put you on to me? Was it the girl?

What girl?

Look

how much for you to forget you ever saw me?

- Take a walk? - I'm not for sale.

Everybody has his price.

I've seen this picture.

I don't think I'm there any more.

Come on, Fletcher.

It's me.

Yeah, I still got the battery.

But the longer I have to squat in this burg

the higher the price is gonna be.

You don't show by tomorrow night, the deal is off.

You know, some things I'll put up with.

But getting double-crossed by the woman I love

is definitely not one of them, babe.

- Sam, you don't know how good-- - What?

How good it is to see ya?

You left me for the wolves, Stasia.

If I'd have been out ten seconds longer

they would've caught me.

But you, you were too confident.

You left a trail like a tracer bullet.

All I had to do was

check your credit cards

call your travel agent.

Sam, you got to believe me, baby.

I didn't wanna do it. I was in trouble, alright?

I, I owed some people money.

Save it. Save it for a new sucker.

I want the battery. Now.

I sold it.

Yeah, you sold it, uh?

Look, I got a line on somethin' a lot bigger--

You always have a line on somethin'.

I do, baby.

I got a line on the mother lode this time.

Make me believe.

I can get you the Flash.

You're lyin'.

- No. - Yeah, you are.

I'm not. I swear to you.

I sold the battery to this eccentric scientist.

Guy calls himself Professor Zoom.

- Professor Zoom? - Yeah.

Yeah, turns out he's the guy who created the Flash.

Some sort of bioengineering process.

Somethin' like that.

And he's willing to give you the formula, huh?

Well, come on, baby, I can convince him.

Hm, you know?

Don't be too persuasive, love.

Okay?

Come on.

He's, he's a paranoid type. You know how these geniuses are.

Yeah.

So I'll probably have to be alone

to arrange a meet.

- Yeah. - But just think of it.

Think of the price the Flash will bring on the market.

Think of the money.

You can play with my heart

but messin' with my business

is gonna get you hurt.

I have a reputation to uphold.

You have 24 hours

but the next few

they belong to me.

Well, you must have had a great time last night

to look this wasted.

I got no sleep at all last night, alright?

Well, you dog!

- Come on, give me details. - No details.

No story.

I left the apartment for a couple of hours

and when I got back, she was gone.

Ooh. That's not a good sign.

No. Stasia's playing some kind of a game.

I'm being used.

I'd be willing to bet the farm

that you'd stand in line for more abuse.

Barry.

Barry, look.

Every guy has a woman in his life

that'll pop up out of nowhere

and just turn his whole world upside down.

In my case, it was Elena Tobias.

I don't have any idea what she's been up to

for the last 15 years.

Well, if it's bad

we're definitely in a position to find out.

No.

Oh, no, no, Julio.

Come on, man, that wouldn't be right.

Hey, come on, man. No one would know that you're checkin'.

What ha... How bad could it be?

Oh. Anastasia Masters.

Alright.

Hey, look, you have no choice, pal. You're a cop. Alright?

Come on, take a look. Just petty larceny.

Six months served when she was 20.

Till you get to her last arrest four years ago.

"Industrial sabotage."

Hooked up with a guy named Scudder.

"Used high-tech holograms. Nickname Mirror Master."

The file on him is very thin.

So your dream date and Scudder are connected.

Her dance cards and our mug books

have a lot in common.

[Barry] I mean, I don't wanna believe Stasia's involved

with the crystal theft, but

anything new on those mirror disks?

[Tina] 'Stolen from a government laboratory'.

Along with a holographic camera

small enough to wear on your wrist.

Oh, Barry, I'm so depressed about this robbery.

I can barely talk about it.

I didn't actually see the crystal in the hotel room

but I believe it was there.

And I'm sure the man was Samuel Scudder.

I'll get that crystal back for ya.

And the first step is to find Stasia.

Meanwhile, how do I deal with this?

Oh, this?

Well, now, the way to get

through these kinds of things

is you never talk much about the work, okay?

And when you do, you try to use duality

and juxtaposition in the same sentence.

lt is, without a doubt, a skillful

juxtaposition of duality.

This is one of the most

beautiful paintings I've ever seen.

A perfect marriage of line and color.

I will take it, sir. It's magnificent.

I'm glad you both could make it.

The work's goin' over awfully well.

This city's starved for culture.

Mm, I'm just starved.

See you in a minute.

I must say, Barry's quite a surprise.

He's not like the men you used to date.

How would you know?

You were never around to see the men I went out with.

Well, they were so straight and academic.

Like your husband.

You never knew David.

He was a sweet, funny, passionate man.

You never even made it to the funeral!

I meant to, I, I was just in the middle of--

Damned right. Always in the middle of something.

Tina!

You ran out on my father and you ran out on me.

Now, if you want a daughter, start acting like a mother!

You going after her?

Uhh. No, dear, I have a show to deal with.

Jocelyn, wait.

Tina's going through a really hard time right now.

She might lose her job over the crystal robbery.

I think it would help if you would just talk to her.

Let her know you're concerned.

Yes, I suppose I should.

Perhaps when I'm through with all of this, I...

Oh, it-it-it looks like they're selling another picture.

Excuse me.

You probably hate me, huh?

L-I'm sorry I disappeared on you last night.

I guess you think I'm pretty terrible.

- According to your rap sheet... - My rap sheet?

Yeah, when you didn't come back

I guess my cop instincts took over, what can I say?

Alright, Barry, I admit it, I'm no angel

but I've gone straight.

I have. Honestly.

What about your boyfriend Scudder?

- I can explain that. - Explain it to the Feds.

No. Wait a second, Barry. You can't do that.

Okay.

Okay, Scudder and I were involved.

But I wanted to get out of that life, but he's tracked me here.

That's why I left last night.

I mean, I only just got away from him and now he's back.

Please, Barry.

You gotta protect me from him. Please?

I don't trust you, Stasia.

But Scudder stole something from a friend of mine

at S.T.A.R. Labs and I want it back.

So helping me is gonna help you, too. Right?

[Stasia] No. He's really a cool dude.

I think he'll lend you the money.

What? You want me to do what?

Be Professor Zoom.

You're gonna pretend to be the guy who invented the Flash.

Ah, come on. And why would Scudder ever buy that?

Because the Flash is a big secret

which means he's a very valuable commodity.

Scudder can't afford to pass it up.

So what we're gonna do is get him to trade the crystal

for the Flash's formula.

- It'll never work. - Trust me!

- Come on. - Wha... Alright.

How are we gonna convince Scudder

that I'm Professor Zoom, huh?

- Attitude, baby. Attitude. - Oh, attitude. Right.

No, wait, let's lose these--

- Hey! - Put these on.

Oh, very nice, where'd you get these--

Oh, come on. Don't be such a baby.

Now, remember, you are Professor Zoom.

- I am Professor Zoom. - Brilliant and unstable.

- Brilliant and unstable. - I want you to stay here.

I'm gonna go find Scudder.

Keep an eye on him, please.

- Give him a drink. - Now, Kamikaze.

You meet me at Central Rail Station tonight

'cause I'm not gonna last another day here.

Now, you don't show, you can forget about the battery.

Oh, and, uh, if I play my cards right

I might just have something else to sell you.

Something that sparkles.

Be there.

Ugh. Um.

Barry? You see what I mean?

It is you.

That's a nice do, man.

Act like you don't know me.

- That won't be tough. - Now, wait-wait-wait a minute.

Are you undercover? Is this your secret life?

No! Now, if you don't want Garfield to find out

you used the crime lab for his buddy's stag party last week--

- What did you say? - Nothing.

What did, what did he say?

You told me Roger wasn't having a stag party.

I wouldn't lie to you.

Come on. We'll meet him in the back.

Okay.

[Stasia whispers] Back here.

Now, remember, be Zoom.

I am Zoom.

- No, thanks. - Nothing.

Sometimes it's hard to believe anything you see.

Anything.

These you can believe.

So you're Zoom.

How come I've never heard of you?

I try to keep a low profile, I...

A man of my talent would be swamped

with requests and offers.

I do not like the attention.

- And you created the Flash? - Well, among other things.

But you may not know, but I also invented, uh

the video game, the LaserDisc

the microwave oven, the digital watch.

Of course, others take credit for these--

Look, shall we get down to business, here, gentlemen?

Please?

Now, I think the three of us should work together.

And just what am I supposed to bring to this deal?

I understand that you have

the laser crystal that disappeared from S.T.A.R. Labs.

The secrets of the Flash for the crystal?

Exactly.

May I see the crystal?

A show of good faith is gonna require a little more than that.

- The battery she sold you? - Battery?

The battery she sold...

She's played us both for suckers.

Stop! Central City Police, you're under arrest

for dealing in stolen goods.

Sna-a-a-kes!

Sn-a-a-akes!

Interesting look, Barry.

But aren't you a few years ahead of yourself on the hair?

Where have you been?

I, uh, went over to

Tina's apartment, but she wasn't there.

She hasn't been back to the gallery, has she?

No.

What an evening.

I did well tonight.

These kids are gonna be very successful.

It doesn't really matter though.

Doesn't matter?

Well, what difference does it make

if I've ruined my relationship with Tina?

Uh! Why don't you just talk to her?

Oh, excuse me, father. The gallery's closed.

[Jocelyn] Barry!

Ha-ha! An art gallery's a great front.

And you must be their dealer.

Yes. I'm a dealer.

- What's this all about? - English, huh?

It's an international operation.

Okay, your highness. You're comin' with me.

Ah, Zoom.

Or should I say Barry Allen?

Now, tell me.

What's a cop doing trafficking in stolen technology?

Let her go, Scudder. She has nothin' to do with this.

Answer a few questions then.

The Flash at my hotel room?

Cooperating with the police.

And the tricks at the bar?

Sleight of hand rigged for the sting.

I think I missed something.

What happened at what bar?

Let her go, Scudder.

Don't be silly.

She's Stasia's European connection.

I heard her tell you on the phone the other night

to meet her at Central Station.

You think I'm a black marketeer?

Oh, that's funny, I...

The battery at S.T.A.R. Labs West.

Stasia stole it from you.

And now she's played you for a sap, too.

She thought she could get her hands

on the battery and the crystal.

Think I'll head her off at the station.

Mm. imagine her surprise when she sees me instead of you.

Oh, by the way, if you look in the mirror

you'll see I've left a little something for you.

The laser couldn't cut through the crystal

but it's more than able to cut a nice clean hole

through the two of you.

Reflecting the beam is just a flourish.

They don't call me the Mirror Master for nothin'.

You've got about three and a half minutes.

Enjoy them.

Where's Barry and where's my mother?

I don't know. Maybe they eloped.

Oh, your boyfriend?

I'm fed up with your games.

I'm calling the police.

Put it down.

Now!

Now, I want you to sit down and shut up.

I don't want you to make a move until I'm out

that door, you hear me?

Whoa! Ah! Oh!

Thanks, Earl.

Wait a second. Wait a second.

You turn me in to the cops, you are never gonna find

your mother and Barry.

Think about it.

Start talking.

I'm supposed to meet my fence at Central Station in an hour

to sell him the battery.

Now, Scudder's been second-guessing me

ever since I got to this place.

So maybe he knows about the meet.

Maybe he doesn't.

I'm the only shot you've got, McGee.

So I suggest we get going.

What do you say?

[Jocelyn] What's happening?

[Barry] I don't know, but I think

I'm getting loose.

Does this happen to you a lot?

Yeah.

But usually Tina's around to help me out.

Tina?

Yeah.

There's more to your daughter than you realize.

Yes, I suppose there is.

Right now, you call the police. I'm headed to Central Station.

[Fletcher] Stasia.

Oh, Fletch, baby, you don't know

how good it is to see you.

Did you bring the money?

- Who's your friend? - This is Tina.

She's gonna be working with us.

Show me the battery.

The battery belongs to S.T.A.R. Labs.

Now, put the briefcase down and hands up.

Oh, nice move, McGee. Now what?

Now I take the cash and the battery.

I love double jeopardy.

Come on. The battery.

Wrong, Scudder. This is the lightning round.

Yeah? Let's see how well you do in a crowd.

I've had enough of you. All 12 of you!

Here's your crystal.

Where's Stasia?

I don't know, but she's got the money.

O-o-oh, baby, I'm rid of Scudder at last.

What do you say we just take this money and run away to, um...

Oh, I don't know. How about Istanbul?

No. I've been there. How about Mexico?

[Barry] I hear Leavenworth's lovely this time of year.

Come on, buddy, let's go. You're coming with us.

Oh, Barry.

How come I always fall for the right guy at the wrong time?

Bad study habits, maybe?

Alright, lady, you, too. Out of the cab.

Thanks for the lift to the train station.

Don't be silly. It's the least I could do.

And, really, best of luck with this group of artists.

Oh, you, too.

Uh, best of luck with your research.

This is idiotic.

You're my mother for God's sakes.

I don't wanna do this anymore.

And don't you run out on me again. Please.

Oh, sweetie.

I had to leave your father

but leaving you hurt the most.

I never felt part of your life.

And when David died, I...

I just didn't know what to say.

Look, we've got so much to talk about.

I need a vacation soon.

Maybe we could meet in New York.

Oh, well, I have to go to London, uh...

I'll cancel it.

New York would be fabulous.

You know, mother, you can be a real pain sometimes

but I love you.

[Barry] I've had it with the both of you.

I'm only gonna say this once. I am freezing in here.

So just, just stop it with

the cool British reserve, alright?

You're family for God's sake.

He's so American. Heh.

Barry, relax. It's all under control.

- It is? - Don't make me use this.

Oh, not the mime. Anything but the mime.