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Dennis The Menace

Hey Mr. Wilson!

Mr Wilson.

Poor Mr. Wilson must be very ill.

No wonder he's not up.

His heart from him sounds like our washing machine!

Oh no

More skin is coming out.

He has a very ugly tongue.

Blue and full of granites.

How cool!

He is hot.

He has fever.

I know what he needs.

He needs an aspirin.

CHILD PROOF PLUG

Don't ever come back! Do you hear me?

Never!

Starting part-time will make it easier for you to come back.

Dealing with shopping malls couldn't be more difficult...

to take care of Dennis.

Where have you been?

Dennis?

He was at Mr. Wilson's house.

Boy, how sick is he?

He has a fever and is burning.

I'd better call Martha.

You haven't bothered him. TRUE?

No. but I gave him an aspirin...

and he likes them as little as I do.

You shouldn't visit anyone this early.

It's the only time I know for sure he's home.

Hello. George. I'm Alice Mitchell...

She is well? Dennis said that...

What if I'm okay?

Your son just shoved an aspirin down my throat with a slingshot!

So sorry.

I should talk to him!

We'll talk to him.

When I was a child these things were not tolerated!

Bye.

Hello.

Did you throw an aspirin in Mr. Wilson's mouth?

I didn't want him to bite me with his false teeth.

They are sharp!

George said that Dennis put an aspirin in him with a slingshot.

What slingshot?

You have one? -I'm not sure.

Give it to me.

Mr. Wilson is furious with you.

I thought he was sick. He just wanted to help.

He goes sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

How long? -Until you feel it.

Ah, well, I'm sorry.

You can't go to the corner.

I have to take you to Margaret Wade's house.

To Margaret's house!?

I haven't done anything so bad that I deserve to go to her house.

She is a lunatic. She will drive me crazy. She tortures me.

She is bad. She is ugly. And she doesn't know how to play!

We have agreed with Mrs. Wade that you will be at her house while I work.

Are you serious?

You cannot spend the summer without care. You don't have school.

I will be back!

Your mother has already fixed it and it's over! I don't want any more discussions.

My life is falling apart.

Hello George.

leave me I already take it. I am sorry

I feel...

I'm sorry about this morning.

I'm not going to beat around the bush, Mitchell...

Her son is driving me crazy.

I'll talk to him again. - Maybe it's not what he needs.

When my father had to tell me something important, he told me with the leash.

I don't treat my son like that. Mr Wilson.

I educated him as I educated him

He hasn't learned not to throw aspirin down anyone's throat!

Mr. Wilson, you are five years old. - At his age I showed respect.

He would surely be an exceptional boy.

In 1925 I was no exception. It was the norm.

I'll make sure he doesn't go anymore.

Be careful how he says it.

I don't want everyone to think I hate children or am an ogre.

I am a reasonable man who expects reasonable

treatment from his neighbors and his children.

I worked at the Post Office for 43 and a half years and not once...

I'm a little late.

I'll come by after work and we'll continue the conversation.

There is nothing to continue. I've already said mine and we'll leave it at that.

The boy can't come unless he behaves himself.

He will not come and he is already.

Don't make me look like a grump. I have never said, I have said...

I have to go, really.

Well no...

Have a good day.

Now he has no school.

He can't spend all of his free time here.

I'm not the bad guy here Mitchell!

I am the victim!

George. who are you yelling at?

To Mitchell. and he didn't scream. he was explaining to me.

It's not right for that kid to do whatever he wants...

without regard for people or property.

He is but a child. George.

He won't stop picking on my nose.

I can't stand that kid! He is a threat!

He comes in for breakfast. We should be at the Garden Club at 9:00.

Today is an important day for me and I'm already hysterical because of that kid.

I don't even know if I'll be able to enjoy my moment of triumph.

Don't sing victory yet.

There are many gardens in the city as beautiful as yours.

Please! It is sung.

Who else has had a false nocturnal orchid bloom?

It is a horrible plant.

Forget her looks!

It opens before your eyes in the light of the full moon.

It is a wonder. Martha.

Forty years of development until it blooms.

The flower opens and withers in a matter of moments.

Nobody in the city has a plant that requires...

40 years of care for 10 seconds of splendor.

What do you think it works?

Many moms work.

Mrs. Wade is the best I have come across to take care of you.

And Joey what? Have you thought about him?

What if he comes? He'll think I'm gone.

Joey's mom has made plans with Mrs. Wade as have I.

Joey is at Margaret's house.

Do it!

I can force you. -How?

I'll punch you.

You can't hit a girl. - Of course.

Try it. I will scream so horrible and frightening...

that my mom will think you wanted to kill me.

I'll tell her and she'll believe me because boys are like that and girls aren't.

What a disgust

Stop wasting time.

Put your lips together and get to work.

She closes her eyes!

Kiss Me.

Voucher. we go.

Dennis. come on.

Wow.

You act like a baby.

Get up!

Right now!

Don't embarrass me!

Voucher. Well, I'll drag you in.

The boring ones are you. There is too much to do.

Really? Like what?

We could sing songs.

Or do a play.

Or puppets.

We could bury you alive. - And I'll break your skull.

Anyway, never mind Margaret.

We'll be leaving soon and we have work to do.

Let's make a fort.

If you go without me I'll tell.

SO you screw up. because I'm going too.

Get down from there. I go for my bag.

This has been here all our lives and we didn't even know about it.

Do you think someone lives there? - Only squirrels and birds.

It looks dusty.

We'll fix it.

Great. I will be the decorator.

We'll make a special room for the babies and a powder room for guests.

The forts do not have toilets.

Really?

And where do the wives of the soldiers wash themselves?

Soldiers don't have women, silly.

Don't say silly, kiss baby ass!

It will not be a fort. it will be a house

A nest of love.

Let's go up and see what color we put the carpet.

Do the forts have carpet?

Nope.

The forts don't have carpet!

Now yes, hot noses!

The Selection Committee has informed us...

Mrs. Butterwell and myself...

that this summer's award will go to the garden of...

can you read this?

Take these and I'll keep the others.

Let's go there. the garden of...

George Wilson!

One Mississippi. two Mississippi three

Mississippi four Mississippi. five Mississippi.

Six Mississippi.

Seven Mississippi. eight Mississippi. nine Mississippi.

Gunther. Are you watching where everyone is going?

Yes.

Girls...

Let's go!

You know? I was invincible at hide and seek.

Hiding or searching?

In both things. He had a nose for hiding places.

I don't think you were very good at hiding.

Why not?

Weren't you a fat kid?

He was big.

Whether you are or not. I'm going there!

I see Joey and Mike!

Runs. Mikey!

He is cheating.

What are you doing?

Dennis is cheating. He uses the Beckman boy as a spy.

Leave them alone. George.

I'm going to even things out.

Gunther, I have your father on the phone!

He is going to the ice cream parlor and he wants you to go with him!

Run, go home!

Now that is fair.

You lied to a little boy, George.

Imagine how disappointed he will be when he gets home.

Let him get used to it. Disappointments will be an important part of your life.

He is a foot too short for his age and cross-eyed.

What a marvelous landscape!

I'm sure they don't even lock.

A toy store on the first floor is out

of sight but I suggest the following:

give the toy store 5 months rent for moving to the third floor.

Whenever I go to the mall with my son, we visit the toy store.

He knows if it's not a special occasion. nothing

at all but like all children he wants to go look...

Do you want to spare us the family anecdotes?

There are always many people in toy stores.

If people have to go up to the third floor to go to the

toy store, they must go through the other two to get there.

That is obvious to anyone with children.

They must think that potential tenants...

they could have children and know it.

And that this could encourage them to take premises on the other floors.

It's the only thing I say.

We could have loaded many more things...

if you hadn't brought that stupid doll and her junk!

She's not stupid! It is an important training tool.

Do you know why men are a calamity taking care of babies?

They have better things to do.

Like what? Like playing golf and drinking beer?

No. like hunting. make wars driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.

Do you know how to do that?

Me?

Margaret.

Oh okay.

If there were no women. there would be no children...

and there would be no people.

If there were no men. who would take the women to the hospital?

And the most important. they marry them and then they can go for the baby.

The baby is carried in the belly!

They have to install it. They don't have a belly full of babies.

.Who installs them? - A pastor and a doctor.

.How? -How?

Do you want to know how?

Tell me. Dennis. What?

Navel opens.

How come men have? - So as not to look weird in a swimsuit.

Voucher. When I count three

Take your hand away.

One.

Two.

Three!

Voucher. This time when I count to four.

One.

Two.

Three.

Four!

Joe you take the hammer and Margaret you hold the nail

We have done a good job.

How about some paint? - It wouldn't go wrong.

.You have? -My father does.

Give me my doll. moron! - I do not have it!

Give it to me Dennis! - I didn't take it from you.

Well, it's not there... someone must have taken it.

We were with you.

Do you swear you haven't caught it?

Yes.

I've been robbed!

You don't understand. Baby Louise is a very expensive antique.

No one has stolen your doll.

Maybe a bear ate it. -What?

Yes. in our city there are no thieves.

What are you eating kid?

An Apple.

Hello Mr. Mitchell...

Hi Polly, come on in.

What is the helmet for? - A friend of mine took care of Dennis.

She told me to bring a helmet and to wear pants.

I'm looking for Polly.

Are you Mickey?

He is in my mother's bathroom putting on perfume from his armpits.

She says that since you're a stud she gets nervous and sweats a lot.

Cool.

She passes.

She tastes weird.

She tastes like paint.

And to wood.

I'll make some sandwiches.

Do not Cry. little engine said

old Number 99 Engine to Huffy.

One day. when you grow up. you will notice...

that all trains are impotent... important

even the little mail trains

How can a train grow?

Eating all his coal and sleeping a lot.

No, what's the use of reading lies?

She teaches children to eat all the food...

and go to bed when it's due.

And not to cry when the bad cabooses and cargo vans make fun of them.

This is stupid.

Are you ready to get out of there and go to bed?

I haven't even wrinkled. Keep reading.

I'll only be big enough to pull dumb old mail trucks

Huffy sobbed.

SW.

Huffy sobbed.

Where are you going?

To investigate Mitchell's garage...

Dennis has been playing with paint. I know and I'm going to prove it.

Aren't you taking this a little too far, George?

He is just a child.

Kids!

Damn inflatable pool!

It's over!

Geez, I guess those kids are gone.

This time I caught him.

Mitchell can't deny it.

I am sorry. Goodnight.

He's just a kid, huh?

FOR MR. WILSON

Hello, Mrs. Wilson.

Is Mr. Wilson up yet?

Not yet, honey.

How long do you think he's going to sleep?

Not much more. They're coming to take a picture this morning.

.So that? - They have given him an award for his garden.

Do you think he'll be mad if I go upstairs?

What do you want to upload for?

I made a card: Sorry for throwing paint on your chicken

That's great, Dennis.

I'll be busy today, so I won't be able to give it to you.

I have to go to Margaret's...

because we are getting poor and my mother now works.

Could I leave it next to the razor?

I leave my apology cards there for my father.

And it's a good time to apologize.

Adults are happy when they get up in the morning.

My father is so...

that he whistles when he goes to the bathroom.

He's just not happy on Sunday

mornings when he fights with my mom.

They like to be alone when they do it.

I think it's because they take off their shirts.

And they start making weird noises...

you can upload...

if you promise not to disturb Mr. Wilson.

I promise.

You know what, Mrs. Wilson?

What?

You are the nicest older aunt on the block.

Hello.

My name is Dennis Mitchell.

I am the doctor. Open and say...

Hello!

Mr Wilson

George? Are you ready?

The photographer has arrived.

I have an appointment at 9:30 ma'am.

It'll be out right away.

Excuse me.

George?

That's fine, Martha. Let it be

Martha, back off. You're in the photo.

Very well.

And now...

smile.

Hey you.

Yes. you, come here.

I have never seen you around here.

It will be because I have never been here.

What are you doing?

What else gives you?

Look.

I have a clean and quiet city and I don't want any problems.

I advise you to go your way.

Well, just for screwing me over. I'm not going to go.

You have to go through the other floors to get there and...

Now I call you back.

Hi Mom.

Hello.

Heard you're trying to get out of the trip to Oklahoma City.

I have asked to change the date.

Do you have a boy scout meeting or something?

My husband has a trip that was scheduled before mine.

If the two of you travel at the same time, no one can take care of your child.

Is that the problem?

At is not a problem in itself. - Ah great

because if you want to get out of the trip, I have to replace you

And I've got plans that I can't undo

I don't have children, but...

I have a social life.

I am sorry.

I can not help you.

God.

Kangaroos

.Voucher. - Who do we call first?

Let's start with A.

Vicky?

.You call. -No, you call.

Hello?

Hi, I'm Mrs. Mitchell...

Hi, I'm Alice Mitchell...

Hi, I'm Alice Mitchell...

Nope.

I'm Henry Mitchell...

I'm Henry Mitchell...

You call.

Old postman harvests gardening prizes

Hey Mr. Wilson! I'm going to sleep at his house!

I brought you some grasshoppers. - You did not have to do it.

I already take them, honey.

Thank you very much. Martha. George.

It's a pleasure.

They have saved our lives. - Two save her, one loses her.

I'll call you as soon as it arrives.

.Do you have our phone number? - Don't worry about anything.

I've brought my pillow so I don't drool over yours.

Thank you sky.

Be good, okay?

Mind your manners and listen to Mr. and Mrs. Wilson.

.Thanks again. -Thank you.

Sweetie?

Bye.

Bring me something good.

Goodbye, dear.

Goodbye Dennis.

George. Take Dennis's suitcase up to the guest room, please.

- El he has arms. - Don't start dear.

Do you know why I don't cry?

Because if I can't be with my parents

Who I want to be with is you.

You don't know how moved I am.

Do not do that please.

What?

The cord.

Stop tapping.

There's not much to do around the house when you're out.

.Do you want to play cards? - No.

And put on his old Navy suit and play war?

Is that pirate gold? -No.

It's very valuable?

Yes.

Is that why you keep it in the safe?

Why does the box look like books?

Why do you ask so many questions?

I've only been here five years.

There are many things I don't know.

The box looks like books...

so that if a thief enters he will not recognize it.

Is a thief the one who steals? - Yes.

.Have you ever been robbed? - No.

What is the combination to the lock?

You're the last person in the world I'd tell.

Do you have it listed somewhere?

I have it in my head.

\What does that mean? - It means I know I remember her.

.What if he forgets her? - I won't forget her. It's a family number.

I will not forget.

What does that mean?

Which is a number I use all the time. so I won't forget.

I use it at all times.

I bet I know which one it is. - I doubt it.

I bet it's your address.

Do you know how I know?

My friend has a bike lock...

and he uses his address to not forget the combination.

He's so smart -Like him.

He has it all figured out. TRUE?

I have no idea how to do my job...

with you at home

That has been strong.

Are you wrinkled enough already. Dennis?

.Yes. - Can I help you out of the bathtub?

Not if you don't want to see me as the stork brought me.

Wow!

A geyser!

MOUTHWASH

CLEANER

How long is this bed? - It belonged to my mother.

Where does she sleep?

He left many years ago. Dennis.

Of business? -No.

It's in heaven.

There are a lot of people in heaven.

Especially old.

How about I recite my favorite poem from when I was your age?

Is it about flowers and lambs? - No.

Voucher.

One night. pepin. pepito and pepon

They set sail in a wooden shoe

They sailed down a river of crystal light

Towards a sea of dew

Where are you going and what do you want?

The old moon asked them

We come to catch the herrings that live in the beautiful sea

We carry gold and silver nets!

They said pepinr. pepito and pepon

pepin and pepito are two little eyes

And pepon is a little head

And the wooden shoe that crossed the skies

It is a nest bed

Now close your eyes while mom sings to you

The wonderful views that would be

And you will see those wonderful things

As you rock in the misty sea

Where the old shoe rocked the three fishermen

pepin

pepito

and pepon

God bless the new pajamas.

MOUTHWASH

poor. I hope the hernia heals.

George. Are you asleep?

She was until you started yapping.

I am sorry.

Has Dennis been in our bathroom?

Yes.

I think that kid put mouthwash in my nasal inhaler.

And bathroom cleaner in my mouthwash.

Why would he do such a thing?

Do you have to ask?

Shut up!

Tonight I recited a poem to Dennis

that my mother used to recite to me.

I have remembered every last word.

To some extent.

My mother would be proud that she has passed on something.

It's ten Martha.

Don't start with regrets.

I would have been a good mother.

And I'm a fantastic firefighter.

.Where are you going? - Make me a cup of tea.

I did not decree that we should not have children.

That was not in our hands.

It's not about having or not having children.

You do not get it.

It is about...

that I felt something very good...

and I couldn't tell you.

Martha?

I didn't mean to hurt you.

I'm not very good with feelings and emotions.

There are many topics that I would prefer not to bring up or talk about.

I would have liked to have a son or a daughter.

You have not been able to awaken my paternal feeling...

because it no longer exists.

But that doesn't mean my feelings for you have cooled.

That will never happen.

You have all the love I have.

Remember this?

Je t'aime. Je t'adore. Ma petite cherie.

George.

Get out of here!

What are you looking for now?

Garden lanterns.

You have to be very brave to ride a tiger in your underwear.

Leave that. It is not for children!

Mothballs

Martha!

Where are the bloody garden lanterns?

I think it will be better if I go play away.

Hello?

Hi Martha.

I am Alice.

I'm still in Oklahoma.

Go for God.

Yes. there is a terrible storm.

They have canceled my flight.

I won't know what's going to happen until the weather clears.

His garden party is tonight. I feel terrible

I don't know what to do.

Don't worry. Come home when you can.

We'll be fine here.

What is George going to say?

Over my dead body!

This is the crowning moment of my retirement, and I'm not throwing

it away for some dumb-ass who can't make it to the airport on time.

George Wilson, you have no right to insult Alice.

She doesn't control time any more than you or I do.

It's bad luck pure and simple.

It is nobody's fault.

A tragedy of this magnitude has to be someone's fault.

It is not a tragedy.

A child will join us at a party.

If you want to abandon your neighbors when they need you, do it alone.

Why when everyone enjoys the pleasures of life...

do they in digest me?

Because you're a grumpy old man.

We have done a good job.

Now we can order furniture and appliances.

Good Dennis.

Your mother has not arrived. - No.

This event is important to me.

I know.

I don't want any nonsense.

Mind your manners and don't bother.

Voucher.

Don't expose me.

Voucher.

Cheek pinchers.

Look at that cute little boy.

Are you our little host?

The party is behind.

Ladies. girls. the party is behind.

Thank you very much. It's over here. Thank you.

Don't expose me.

Attention everyone.

Meet here. please.

Sit down. It's time to start the ceremony.

Let's see, members. don't be shy.

Come ahead. there are many chairs.

Anywhere.

On behalf of the Selection Committee...

From the Garden Club...

We'd like to deliver... - To George Wilson...

It's beautiful...

What do you put here?

Plague. What does that mean?

Let's see, leave me your glasses. - Nope...

License plate. Get up here George.

Thank you all. It is an honor.

I will keep it for the rest of my life.

Forty years ago.

When I started this garden I planted a seed.

From that tiny seed...

grew this great plant.

Tonight

For the first and only time in its life it will bloom.

As we wait for that glorious moment

Martha and I invite you for coffee and dessert.

Congratulations.

George, do you want to bring the coffee?

George. Do not start.

Could you call someone to come clean this up?

I've made a mistake.

Mr. Wilson!

Someone has robbed his house!

Forty years in the trash.

You are a nuisance.

A threat.

A selfish, spoiled kid who's no use to me.

You have taken something from me that I will never get

back, something more important to me than you will ever be.

Do you understand?

I do not want to see you. I don't want to meet you.

Get out of my way.

I'm sorry, Mr. Wilson.

The party is over. Everybody home.

I am sorry.

OMG!

Where is Dennis?

That Joey hasn't seen him all night?

Well, if he shows up, please call me.

Bye.

.Did you call the Wades? -Yes.

But that's the last place I would go.

Don't ever come back here!

It's a threat.

Turn that off!

Do not bother and do not put me in evidence.

I don't want to meet you. I do not want to see you.

Get out of my way.

These woods are very scary at night.

I'm glad I bumped into an adult.

Everything will be fine.

You can be my hostage. -Cool!

I can only be until tomorrow.

I have to go to church in the morning.

You're not going to church.

We're going to catch the midnight train and get the hell out of here.

Really?

We better stop by my house first. I have to tell my parents...

Or they will worry.

And I have to get clean underwear, my camera...

tell my parents to feed

my fish get sunscreen

Vitamins and games so I don't get bored on the train.

Put on a cap. You give me a headache.

I don't have a plug

Shut up!

I do not can. My nose is stuffy from allergies

and if I close my mouth I can't breathe well.

So leave it open but don't talk!

Where do you put a plug when you put a plug on?

Didn't I ask you to shut up?

Peak?

Mouth.

I can't close my mouth because my nose is stuffy.

Shut!

I have one more question.

Which?

What's a hostage to do?

Any.

How come you need one?

In case the pasma appears.

Will I be able to use a weapon?

If the mob uses a gun, you get in front of me.

I have a slingshot.

Great.

I am a good shooter. Do you want to see it?

Excuse me sir. Wants to see me?

Sir, can you look at me for a moment?

Well I'll tell you when to look

Look!

Her fire is getting small.

When my dad's fire is small, he stirs it up and it becomes big

I'm sorry he's not having a fun camping trip.

No one shoots a marble at my head...

and sets my pants on fire.

It was an accident.

There will be no more accidents!

Turn around!

He is doing it wrong.

Get lost

I've tied up loads of guys in my life.

I'm sure he hasn't tied anyone up for five years. I will run away.

I'll tie you so tight you won't be able to move.

The rope is too thick to tie my little legs tight.

There's only one way to do it. I know because...

Many have tried to tie me down but it doesn't work.

But try it.

I'll let go and you'll have to do it again

How do you do it?

First you have to tie each leg separately.

And then tie the two together.

It doesn't matter how much you struggle. I can never let go.

And if you don't want me to move anything...

Bow down.

Why can't you let go?

Nope.

If you tie me like this, no matter how hard I try, I won't let go.

Thanks.

And now let me go. -Voucher.

Take the key from the handcuffs

Where is it? -In my bag.

What?

Dennis!

I'll kill you.

How? He can not move. Open your mouth.

I'm not hungry!

It's the only way to get the key.

Food is not thrown away.

Plus you have to eat dinner.

Come on

there it goes.

Too hot?

Will have swallowed it

I swallowed my pay once...

and I had to wait a day and a night to get it back.

NO PARKING

Dennis!

Bomb firewood goes!

Oh wow, poor thing.

It must be exhausted.

You'd better cover him up so he doesn't catch a cold.

It is done.

What do you have a bag for?

Come on, jolins!

He is rich!

Don't worry, I'll turn it off!

I've lost the only man I've ever loved.

I'll get you out of there.

For God's sake he shouldn't jump into a river handcuffed!

He could drown.

Wait I'm coming.

Mister!

Luckily I know a lot about strings, huh?

That's my Boy!

Mr. Wilson taught me how to tie knots.

When I take him out I go to bed. I'm knackered.

It will be because of this fresh air.

Wait I'm coming.

He is already. Now pull to get out.

This is Mr. Wilson's gold.

How come you have it? - I stole it.

Is he a thief?

Yes.

Say your prayers you little scoundrel.

I do not can. I haven't had my bath yet.

As you like.

Martha!

Mitchell!

Mr. Wilson!

.Know what? -What?

I have recovered the gold from him.

Mom Dad!

Honey, thank God you're okay!

Help.

He is my friend... my colleague.

One moment.

You can tell everyone in teal that you met our Dennis Mitchell

Okay. Let's get this over with.

Mister...

I forget one thing.

Dennis!

I love the cakes that Martha prepares

A wonderful dinner. - Thank you Henry.

Alice. Her coffee.

You know what?

I won't have to travel anymore.

How good.

They want me to work on the project here.

They decided to set up a nursery so I could take Dennis to work.

That's ridiculous!

What the hell is he going to do all day?

Don't be silly.

We live next door. We can take care of him.

Well of course. He would love us.

I do not think that...

I mean... he must remember all the times he's upset Dani.

Now another game begins. I have learned some things.

Children are children.

You have to play by their rules.

If you don't know how to do it, it's clear to you.

You have to go with the flow

The unexpected is to be expected.

Shouldn't you be in daycare with the other kids?

You are right. but I had to go.

The lady who takes care of the children said

that if she had to watch me 5 more seconds

She would jump out the window.

She is a very nice lady and

I would not like her to do that

Can I push the button?

Not because you don't know which one to squeeze.

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Is this!

I'm going to catch this brat!