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Shh. Shh.

Is Toby dead?

They're all dead.

Sally, Sally, Sally.

Look at me. Look at me.

Keep it down, or we're next.

Shh, shh, shh.

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Sh. Sh.

Quiet, please.

Sally, shh. Shh.

It'll be fine.

Okay, Sally, okay. It'll be fine.

I'm going to go find a weapon.

Oh, no, we just need to wait! I'm not going anywhere.

Shh. Shh. Shh.

Here, I'll hold your hand the entire time, okay?

...The entire time. - Don't do it.

We can do this, huh? We've got to protect ourselves.

We are gonna get the fuck outta here.

You gotta let me do this. Just gonna have a look, okay?

Stay. Please, stay.

I think I found a way out. - Really?

Let's go on a road trip somewhere and get out of this shithole.

Sounds good to me.

But I ain't goin' nowhere with just you two.

I could call Melanie and see what she's up to.

I know she doesn't have to work.

Where are you guys gonna take us this time?

Let's go to the beach.

Oh, we do that all the time.

It's time we go inland.

We can go like horse riding and all that country shit.

Yeah, that sounds like fun and Mel would be totally down with that.

There you go, mate.

What's pissed-off something in you for a change?

Alright, done. Nat, call Mel, see if she wants to come, then.

But we're not sleeping in the same tent as Donkey dick over here.

Oh, come on mate, your mama loved it.

Alright, lovebirds, I'm gonna call Mel. You guys figure out where we're going.

Hey, dude.

I might have an idea where we can go.

Oh yeah, where abouts?

You know how you've always wanted to stay in a haunted house, somewhere?

Yeah, what about it?

Right near Mitchell is a place called Charlie's farm.

They say that the family that lived there in the 80s,

was murdered by the locals.

Keep talkin'.

Apparently this place is like a 100,000 acres

in the middle of nowhere.

I reckon we can get some camping gear together

and head out for a look-see.

So, you want to go and camp on this Charlie's farm?

Yeah, it will be fun.

Alright, I'm game. But not a word of this to the girls, okay?

We'll just have to tell them when we get there.

- I'm cool with that. - Yeah.

Hey, Nat,

Natasha.

Hold on... Where are we going?

Tell her we're goin' out west, ah,

horse riding and fishing. - Did you hear all that?

I think Donkey used to have a ranch out there.

That's a farm, Nat, You're in Australia now.

Who cares? It's all the same.

- So, is she comin' ? - Yeah, she's coming.

Boom!

Let me ask him-- Jason, when are we going?

Ah, let's leave here by 6 tomorrow morning.

Alright, so just come here at 6:00 in the morning

and we'll all leave together.

Sounds good to me, alright, mate.

Should give us plenty of time for the eight hour drive.

Yeah, just come to my house. - Bring some warm clothes.

And don't forget, bring warm clothes,

because it is going to be really cold.

- I'll keep her warm. - Yeah, sure you will.

- In your own tent. - Hey, that's the plan.

Well, I'm heading off to get my camping gear.

Alright, mate, help yourself.

- See you at 6, eh? - Yeah. Fare', mate.

Hey boys.

Hey, let me get that for you.

Thanks.

-Hey. - Hey.

Hey, Mick, I have to ask, Why do they call you 'Donkey' ?

Are you for real?

Honey, is she for real? - Why? What's up?

Why do they call him 'Donkey' ?

Oh... OH!

He can nearly put that thing in his own mouth.

Mate, if I could, I would.

- You're so sick. - Yeah, that--that is a little bit sick.

Come on.

Well, boom! Boom , boom, boom!

Just hurry up and give me a hand will you?

So, who am I sleeping with?

Mel, you're such a slut.

I meant, whose tent am I in.

Mel, you're sleeping with Mick.

Sweet!

Another question, why are we going out west?

Oh, well there's this cool place that I--

...that actually has horse riding, fishing and camping.

But, ah, there's not going to be any mobile phone coverage,

so no Facebook.

Just ah, beautiful, fresh country air to breathe in.

What do you mean no Facebook? I have fans you know.

I know. I am one.

Well, I'm sure your fans can hold off for a few days.

Dude, what are you doing? I told you not to say anything.

I wasn't gonna, man. I was gonna make up a big story for 'em.

That's exactly why I cut you off. Just think, okay?

Alright, let's do this.

Hey Jason, how much further before we get there?

- I don't know. Maybe two hours? - You said it was gonna be eight hours.

Nat, we've been stopping every hour. We'll stop soon.

I say we make a stop soon mate, and stay there.

We can head into Mitchell, tomorrow.

Are you guys cool with that?

Yeah, I'm cool. Well we're camping, so anywhere's good with me.

I'm starving.

Actually, me too brother.

Let's get a stretch and a bite to eat, then I can drive for a while.

It sounds good. Alright, let's pull up for the night and get a place here.

Are you sure it's left?

Yeah, it's left. It's left!! - Are you sure?

What did the sign say? - It said, this way.

It's left, you're right it's left.

It did. We're goin' to Tulaca.

We driven for 5 hours and I'm starving.

Don't shout at the beans if you're wrong.

If you're wrong, then it's beans

If you're wrong, you're buying 'em.

How you goin' ?

How are you goin' ?

Hello, there you go.

Oh, my God...

Have you ever heard of a place called Charlie's farm?

And do you realize like, he talks to everyone in the bar? - He's Donkey.

How you goin' mate?

Have you girls ever heard of a place called Charlie's farm?

Who does that? - That's a little creepy.

Oh yeah, thanks for getting us a beer.

I came without one, sorry.

You think alcohol is no good for you? - It's just a beer mate.

- So, Blue is it? - That's right.

- Can I ask you a question? - Shoot.

How long have you lived down here? - Born and bred.

He knows the Outback through and through.

Scared of the big city, aren't you Bluey? - Piss off Jaeger.

I went there once. Too many people there for me.

Sir, you know that Charlie's farm?

Did you guys like your meals?

You're lot not thinking of going out there, are you?

Yeah, for sure. What can you tell me about the place?

Nothing! Stay away from there, son.

You and all your friends better just hop back in your car

and piss-off back where you came from.

What's Charlie's farm?

Girlie, you don't want to know about Charlie's farm.

The best thing you can do is go home.

Jason, what's Charlie's farm? - I have no idea.

Hey, is it true people still go missing out that way?

Mate, more than you know, have been for years.

That's just a bullshit story. Who wants another round?

Not for this four.

You're gonna take your friends home, aren't you son?

Well. I'd like another beer.

No, you don't, mate. Let's go. You've had enough.

Girls, let's go.

Off you go.

Fucking wankers. - Mate, relax..

Oh, come on, that's bullshit. - I'm sorry... sorry.

Oh, fuck me!

Okay, what just happened in there?

Can someone just tell me what the hell's going on?

Yeah, you mentioned a farm and everyone went all weird.

- I'm lost. - Yeah, me too.

What is Charlie's farm and why do you guys want to go there?

Wait, stop stressing. Okay, let's find somewhere to sleep

and we'll talk about it then. Let's go on,

Yeah, let's go and hit the road before Blue shoots me or something.

Bloody, grumpy old prick.

Oi.

It's not grumpy. He was there.

And he knows more than he'd like to know.

Look, guys-- there's better places to visit than Charlie's farm. Let it go.

So he was actually there when it all happened?

Yes, weren't you listening?

Holy shit, this is wild!

Who's he? What are you guys talking about?

Look, love, I've had a long chat to your boyfriend over here.

He wants to take you to a very dark and evil place.

'A dark and evil place?' Good on ya mate.

Don't listen to him, Nat. Let's just get out of--

Mate, I'm warning you now,

Don't go out there. It's a bad place.

It's a bad place, is it mate?

Hey, why don't you run along inside and have another beer?

I know, why don't you and Blue go shoot some 'roos or something?

Mick, stop it.

Or better still, you can go fuck yourself.

- Mick, get in the car, let's go! - Let's go. Get in the car!

You're a fuckin' smart ass, mate.

- You know what? - Just get in the car!

When you hit Mitchell, turn left.

Head towards St. George. Charlie's farm's along there.

- Hey! Let him loose. - Get in the car. Get in the car!

Mate, thank you, alright.

See you later my friend. You've been too --

Can you hear the banjos playing? Diddly, ding, ding, ding

Shut up! You're such an ass, Michael.

Go please! Please, just go! Go!

Don't forget, St. George!

Alright, guys, I want to know the truth. What happened back there?

Fine... There's a place out here somewhere called Charlie's farm...

and we thought it would be a good idea to camp there for a couple of nights.

Sounds like hay to me.

Are you kidding me? Did you see the look on those people's faces

when you said Charlie's farm they got like... all weird.

Honey, they werem't acting weird. Come on.

Well, they weren't laughing.

Go on man, fill 'em in.

Yeah, fill me in.

Okay,

I'll tell you what I was told by people

when I was younger.

Back in the mid 80s there was a family that lived out here somewhere.

Their names were John and Merideth Wilson.

Rumor has it that John Wilson was an American.

One of your Yankee mates.

All I know is that they had a son, called Charlie.

And that this John was one fucked-up fellow.

Killin' backpackers that worked on his farm

and eating parts of 'em.

Please?

Please help me.

Please?

Please?

Please?

Will you shut the fuck up?

Just kill the fucking whore.

Please!

We trying to entertain in here.

Where are my friends?

Well, you got me there.

Let me see them. Please John, let us go.

Your friends are all dead.

Hey, it wasn't my fault. - What do you mean?

Well, If you shut-up I will tell you about it.

Alright. Alright. Your friend--your friend Trevor,

I hope he wasn't your boyfriend.

No!

What a fuckin' pussy.

He screamed like a fuckin' girl.

Now, it was when, when he was asking for his mommy,

that's when Merideth started getting upset.

You have no clue

how crazy my wife is when she gets angry.

I mean, she is fuckin' psychotic.

Anyway, um,

Merideth is really angry at you now.

Oh, yeah.

Why? W--why?

Well, how would you feel if your husband was being seduced

by a young slut the last four days?

Fuck, we both know how you feel about me.

Don't tell Merideth this, okay,

but I think, I think we really have something here.

But, if she found out that you were falling for me,

she would fuckin' kill you.

You know, you lie here all fuckin' naked,

begging me for it,

I mean, that's not very fair to Meredith, not really.

What are you talking about?

You raped me!

Wait a minute.

Rape? Rape?

Are you kidding me?

I mean you were lying back there, you were moaning and groaning

you're the loudest fuck I have ever had.

You're all fucking crazy.

Okay, look, you're not the tightest,

but, you are definitely the best I have had so far.

I mean, you know, most girls they

cry and they clamp-up,

but you...

you just lay back and opened wide

And said, 'Give it to me, John.'

Charlie!

Come take the splits out to the pigs.

Charlie.

Hey!

Charlie, you heard your mom!

Retard.

Come on!

Come on, get up!

Get out there and do what your mother told you to do.

Word of advice, don't ever breed.

Did you see that?

I mean, we give that kid...

a roof over his head, three square meals a day,

and you'd think he'd do a couple of things around the house.

What are you going to do to me?

Fuck, wait a minute, I--I thought we were going to have a nice

d and m about young Charlie.

And you're so selfish, you-- - John, What are you gonna do to me?!

Okay, okay, okay, take it easy.

Look, the first thing we should do is talk about dinner.

Dinner?

You're letting me go?

Well...

Ah, se--look,

Merideth's been in there all day

bustin' her ass

preparing the retard's favorite.

Backpacker spareribs.

Oh my God, you're so full of shit.

Alright, so the spareribs thing's mine.

But I haven't even got close to the good stuff yet.

It's just one of those campfire horror stories.

You're just trying to scare us, right?

No, It's a true story.

Why do you think that the old bloke at the pub got so pissed-off

when you just mentioned a farm.

Keep goin'. I want to hear the rest.

A few hours after destroying this backpacker,

the Wilson clan heard yelling coming from their front yard.

Boy.

Get out here and feed the pigs.

What he gonna' feed the pigs?

Who the fuck is that?

Could it be the cops?

- No. - Well, who could it be then?

How the fuck do I know?

Grab the retard. If there's trouble, go bush.

Here we go. What, is the pub closed?

John, we want you to put an end to the madness

that you and your boy have got going on down here.

Blue, why don't you take these barflies and go back into town?

You've been killing people out here, we know you have.

Oh, fuck you!

We're a couple of farmers. We're just trying to earn a living.

Now get the fuck off my property.

I won't tell you again.

Or, what John?

I think you and Merideth need to go to the cops and hand yourself in.

Hand ourselves in for what?

For killing innocent people.

All the workers you've had on the farm, where are they? - Yeah, where are they?

They went mad and we shot 'em.

Who the fuck is telling you this shit?

I heard you ate them, you sick, twisted fucks.

What? Oh, yeah, now we're cannibals?

Well, where are they, John?

All these people who've vanished over the years?

They were a bunch of hippie stoners,

when they leave here, I don't know where they go.

And frankly, I don't give a fuck.

Cut the crap, John. - Where is that retarded son of yours?

Don't say that. Don't piss her off. I'll never hear the end of it.

If you talk about my Charlie like that again...

then, I'll cut your fucking head off and feed it to the dingos.

Is that right, bitch?

Well, you're going to find it a bit hard with this problem.

What problem?

I don't have a problem.

You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You are all fucked.

You don't even know what your fucking dealing with.

Charlie, Charlie, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!

Drop it, drop it.

Come, quick!

Come on, hurry.

That's all I heard, guys.

Apparently, they took all the bodies somewhere on Charlie's farm and buried 'em.

Some people say they put the bodies out

for the razorbacks to feed on.

That jack-eye fellow said Blue was there.

So he would have to know what actually happened to the mother and the kid.

I don't get it.

Why wouldn't they just call the police?

I don't know.

They must have their reasons, though.

I mean, even the other corpses they found in the house

all disappeared, which...

sure left it like an urban legend or something.

Okay, hang on, what's a "razorback" ?

It's a pig. - Yeah.

Male wild pigs out here are called boars--

and razorbacks if they're real big.

So, Charlie hasn't been found or seen again?

Nope. Vanished.

Well, that's how the story goes.

Some people believe he was either caught and killed by the locals or

he's still in the outback.

Some people believe he is still alive somewhere.

Yeah, but wouldn't someone have seen him if he was still alive? I mean--

Not necessarily.

The land out here is massive.

There are so many caves and hiding spots out here

that you can actually live out here for 50 years and not be seen.

I don't get it, why would you guys wanna go there?

I want to explore, you know, like see if we can find the actual house.

Look around.

Honey, we could find some really cool shit out there.

What do you think we're going to find out there? This is so stupid.

I don't know, just something, okay.

This is going to be an awesome adventure, okay?

And, we wouldn't be the only people doing this.

There'd be heaps of people who heard the stories

that come out here for a look.

No, only you two retards. Honestly. Seriously.

Look, I actually think this could be fun.

And if we don't like it, then we can just pack-up and leave.

All right? - Yep.

If we don't like it we can leave.

I think I'll give the bed a go. I'll sees ya in the morning.

Goodnight mate. - Goodnight Jas.

Hey, remember, if--if you don't like it, we'll just get out of there straight away.

Okay?

I just have this bad feeling.

I don't know, I just...

there's something inside me--

Look, if you guys want to go, I'll go, but...

it's just... I don't have a good feeling about this.

I love you, Donkey.

Wake up. Keep your hands in sight. - Fuck! Dude.

Piss off will ya?

You nearly scared the shit our of me.

Oh hell no, we have to find a farm. Get up.

Oh man, that's disgusting.

What happened?

Well, you've either got a turtle-head butt in your undies right now,

or you're really just fuckin' messed up inside,

because that stinks!

After the stunt you just pulled,

I think I do have to back one out, actually.

Nearly struck mud with that one.

Oo, that's disgusting. - Too much information, guys.

Are we really going to go to this Charlie's farm place?

Yes, we are,

it's gonna to be awesome.

What about all those stories that Mick said last night?

Are they true? - From what I've heard, yeah.

You know, so what if Charlie's still alive out there?

I mean, wouldn't that be a bad thing?

No one's seen Charlie for over 30 years now,

so I highly doubt that he's gonna come and party with us.

Besides, me and Donkey would kick his ass.

Yeah, but what about that guy from the bar?

He said that all those people went missing.

He was probably just talking about the backpacker murders

down in South Australia.

Look guys, we've got nothing to worry about.

Now, let's just get the gear sorted and let's move

because I want to find this place today, okay?

We'll leave right after I go to the crapper.

Mm, he's disgusting.

Yeah, I think I just lost interest, yeah.

Where are we? - We're headin' toward St. George.

What's St. George?

Hey Donkey, that boy from the pub said

head toward St. George, then what did he say?

No, that's all he said, mate.

Nat. Call Tony.

This is so stupid.

He'll know where to go.

Tony? Hi, it's Natasha.

Who's she callin' ? - Tony Stewart.

Good on ya.

I'm serious. Tony Stewart.

Why? -Who is that? - Tony 'The Hitman' Stewart.

Tony 'The Hitman' Stewart... makes him a boxing champion.

- Why? - Yeah, that's the one.

Fuck, that dude's hard to know. How do you know him?

Oh, Tiny!

- You know him too? - Yeah, you know--

For fuck's sake!

He said it's really dangerous and we shouldn't be going there.

How do we get there?

He's asking how we get there.

He said, let's not go.

Give me the phone. Give me the... give me the phone.

Your'e such an asshole.

Tiny, are you there?

It's Jason.

I'm sorry mate, my reception's shitty ass. Are you there?

Hand on mate, let me pull out.

Are you there mate?

Yeah. So, Charlie's farm, huh?

Somebody's feeling brave.

I've never been out there, but it's got a bad reputation.

So I've heard.

You've been talking to some of the locals, huh?

Yeah, what can you tell me about it?

Well, I know it's a big place.

Something like a million acres.

I'm sure the farm house is pretty far in from the road, though.

Apparently, a couple of backpackers disappeared out there not too long ago.

That's fuckin' awesome.

Yeah, well, don't get too excited.

Any time anyone disappears, people automatically blame Charlie's farm.

The cops don't even bother going out there anymore.

How long you goin' out there for?

Oh, one maybe two days, I'm going to head back into Randolph.

Okay. Well--

Do me a favor: While you're out there watch your backs

and when you get back to Mitchell, give me a call so I know you're okay.

Yeah, nice. So how do we actually get there?

You gotta get the most popular guy on the news calling youse,

the one who can carry two coffee and twelve donuts.

I don't get it. - I don't get it either.

It's too funny...

Okay mate. Cheers.

Thank you. - You're still an asshole.

Well, what did he say?

He said: "Be careful,

be good to your mother, wear a rubber and go this way."

I have to take a piss. -Aw!

This has gotta be it. - Lovely.

That's a big lock.

I know, right!

I said lock, Donkey, lock!

Hey dude!

Come check this out. - What is it?

Look at this.

This is it. It actually says Wilson on it.

That was their last name.

See, I told you this was the real deal, and there's proof motherfucker.

That's the one.

- Ah, that's awesome. - Yeah!

Come give us a hand with the gate, man.

I'll go get on this side.

Shit.

Oh crap! That's just perfect.

- What? - Well, the gate's locked, and we can't get through.

So let's go find another gate.

Nat, this is their gate. This is where they live.

Shit!

All right.

We walk.

We walk and we leave the car here.

Did he--did he just say walk? - We're not walking. -No.

Yes, we are. I mean, if we keep driving any further,

we might actually go too far and miss their actual house.

I mean, this seems to be their driveway, honey.

We need to take these and for safety reasons as well.

Yeah, I agree, mate.

Oh, as much as I hate walking, I think he's right.

Plus, if we follow the driveway, we can at least find our way back.

- Please? - Okay.

But how long is this walk gonna be?

I dunno, maybe a kilometer or so.

It's not goin' to be too far from the road.

What do you reckon, boss?

Yes. Let's just get what we need and do this.

Please. Come on.

- Alright. - Ready yet?

So,we're really doing this? We're really walking?

Yeah, it will do you some good.

What do you mean by that? Are you s-- are you saying I'm fat?

Yes, now that's exactly what he's saying.

No, that's not what I'm saying--I'm saying, the exercise will do you some good.

You're a prick.

You know, I'm saying It will do us all some good.

No, you're a prick. You're an idiot.

It's horrible walking through this grass.

You guys have pants on.

You've got pants on.

For now.

You are a sick and dirty, dirty dog.

You guys, how much farther do you think it's gonna be?

Not much further.

We barely just started walking and-- - I do need to go.

What, a whole-- whole 800 meters?

I'm not going to last that long.

- Oh, my God! - You'll be alright. - I need to go.

Put a cork in it.

Wait 'till we get to like more grass.

Okay guys, we've been walking for ages.

Are you sure we're on the way to the actual farm?

I don't know. Let's just keep walking a little longer

and we might find somewhere to camp soon. Okay?

Baby, she's right. We've been walking for like two hours.

So, what time is it mate? - It's--it's four thirty.

Let's just camp here. - No, come on, let's go.

- Okay. -No. - Yeah, let's go. -Come on.

It has to be around here somewhere.

Fair view scene. - What?

Yeah, it's beautiful.

You guys, maybe the locals, like they burned it down.

You know, it doesn't exist anymore,

it's not here.

Well, if that was the case, they could've taken the gates with them.

That's for sure.

Let me see your bags.

Actually, that would suck.

Why would that suck?

No, if--if it was all burnt down.

I can tell you that it's not burnt down, guys.

Why is that?

Because I'm lookin' at it.

Holy snappin' duck shit, Batman, there it is.

That's where we're sleeping tonight guys.

Are you kidding me?

Ah, it'd be sweet. I'm not kidding. Come on, let's go.

A place to be warm. - You won't get cold.

Well?

Well what?

I think she means: 'who's going in first?'

Jason is. He's the horror lover.

Nah. Let's just all go in together.

Come guys, it doesn't look that bad.

This is stupid, let's just go.

Wow.

Oh my God!

Look at this place. - I know.

Awesomes huh?

Awesome? Rather creepy.

Look all this stuff.

Don't want to get left out.

Noah and Becky. That's romantic.

'I've survived Charlie's farm."

Check this out.

What is it?

What is it?

Snakeskin.

Ugh.

What happened?

Asshole! - We're all good.

- God! - Let me try.

- You sure? - Yeah.

Whoa.

What's that?

Aww. Look at this.

Is this cute or what?

- Maybe it was Charlie's? - Shut up with you, smart ass.

Mel, what are you doing?

I want to keep it.

- You know, that's a really bad idea. - Why?

Nat, if she wants to keep it, let her keep it, it's fine.

Hey, that could be a collector's item right there.

In fact, there's probably heaps of shit around here that we can sell.

Hey, that's not as silly as it sounds.

There's so much shit in here that people would love.

No, no way.

You can keep the teddy bear if you want, that's fine,

but everything else stays.

Don't worry mate, I'll go talk to her.

Mmmh...

- Aaah! - Oo, oo, oooh!

Char-lie...

It was the wind.

Ha, ha, It was the wind.

Look at this place!

Alright guys, if we are going to stay here tonight,

we're all sleeping together.

Why the hell do we have to do that?

Yeah, I agree.

Aaahhh...

'I've survived Charlie's farm." - Yeah.

Hey, it's hard to believe we're in the exact house

where all those murders took place.

And the father was shot just out there.

Who knows how many people were killed in here.

Merideth?

Let's check everywhere here guys.

(gagging) Merideth?

Merideth.

Aughh, what is that smell?

Charlie, there are very bad men out there who want to hurt us.

No matter what happens, you must not come out.

Do you understand?

Charlie, -do- -you- understand?

Run! Go.

Come on.

Come on you pack of faggots. You killed my John.

I'll kill everyone of you and feed it to the pigs

you bunch of faggot wankers.

Is there anyone else here alive?

I'm not telling you shit!

Tell me where they are.

Fuck off!

Where are they? - Fuck off!

Where's the retard?

Why don't you come here...

and say that,

ya fuckin' gutless swine?

Where -is- the retard?

Charlie died twelve months ago.

Where is he?!

That's already asked, he's been gone a long time.

Let's just kill her and be done with it.

I don't believe a thing this bitch says.

Hold still

Do you hear that, bitch?

That- -retarded-- He's not going to last long out here.

Let's get this over and done with.

The farmers continued to brutally bash Merideth.

The whole time, Charlie was watching.

Without shedding a single tear.

He's going to beat her to death.

She cries, screams, and laughs.

I'll sleep like shit now. - Yeah, that was a bit much, mate.

You know, this is surreal.

You two are sick. Seriously.

Oh, come, Nat now, I agree it's weird and scary

but it's definitely cool, don't ya think?

It would be a lot cooler

if big guy over there would shut his mouth.

I didn't mean to scare you.

Look, don't panic, nothing will happen.

You know what? This reminds me of a joke.

Do you want to hear it?

Yeah, go on. - Only if it's funny.

Well, it is.

Well, I thought it was when my mate e-mailed it to me.

Mate, just get on with the joke.

Alright.

So Charles Manson...

Oh, come on.

Nat, it's just a joke. Come on, I want to hear it.

- Me too. - Don't joke, Mel.

Alright, so Charles Manson, alright?,

he's walking through the forest with this guy.

And this fellow turns to him and says,

"Dude, this is one scary forest."

And Charles turns to him and says: "Shut up man,

I'm the one who's gotta walk outta here on my own."

That is so stupid.

I don't get it.

Who's Charles Manson?

You don't know who Charles Manson is? - No.

He's like, the biggest serial killer in the world.

I st-- well, I still don't get it.

He's walking the man to the bush to kill him

and then he has to walk back out on his own in the dark.

Oh!

Still not funny.

What?

Anyway....

Who's up for some exploration?

Now? - Right now.

No way.

I'll do most things with you, man,

but there is no way I'll go around this farm at night.

That is the smartest thing you have said all day.

'I still don't get it.' - No.

You guys are all wimps. This is supposed to be an adventure.

We'll do it tomorrow.

Alright. Righto. Tomorrow we have to thoroughly search this place

because we could find some really cool shit out here, okay?

Okay? Done.

I'm really-- I'm going to bed.

- Yeah, I figure. - Me too.

I'm worn out from all the walking you made us do.

Whatever.

Does this place look like the Blair Witch house, or what?

Donkey, shut up!

Too soon to see the little red handprints, though.

Donkey, stop. Just go to bed. - Alright, alright.

Too far, brother. - Nighty-night.

'Morning, bro.

Hey mate, did ya sleep good? - Yeah, pretty good actually.

What time is it? - It's twelve fifteen.

Really? - Mmm-mmh. Holy shit, we slept for ages.

Yeah, must have been the long drive in.

Shut up and let me sleep some more. - No way. Up and at 'rm. Let's go.

Hey, do you know where we can find some water?

Kitchen's busted. - Nope. Look at you, you idiot.

Oh then, we did cross a small creek on the way up here,

so I'm sure it runs through the property somewhere.

Let's find it today. - Thanks, Dad.

Come on. Up, up!

No, I'm tired. - Come on Natasha just...

get up. - No.

Give me a hand with some breakfast.

Do it yourself.

Hey, check this out.

What is it?

There's a couple of people coming this way.

What are they doing here?

Hello there!

Hello!

'Guess we'll find out in a minute.

Are there really people out there? - Yeah, looks like a couple of campers.

Look at that bloke.

He looks ike a ginger 'Wolverine'.

- Hi. - G'day.

How ya doin' ? - Good.

I'm Jason. This is Donkey.

- Howdy. - Hello.

I'm Alyssa and this is Gordon.

- Hey guys. - Hello, pleased to meet ya.

I thought we were the only ones out here.

Yeah, so did we.

Where are you guys from? - Sydney.

We've been travellng around Australia working and stuff.

Met a bunch of backpackers about four weeks ago,

they told us about this place. So...

we thought we'd check it out.

Are they still here?

Last we met, they were headed this way--

but haven't seen them since.

Where are you guys from? - We are from the Sunshine Coast.

But Jason's missus here, is a Yank. But we don't hold that against her.

Hi, nice to meet you both.

Come on in.

I hope you guys are hungry,

we were just about to make some breakfast oats.

Good idea.

We're starving. We have been walking for days.

- It's very American - Is it cold there?

- This is so Aussie right now. - Could you not cook it at all, though?

We had nothing to cook it with.

It's not like we have a microwave or anything.

Do you know who Charles Manson is?

You don't know who Charles Manson is? - No, I don't.

- Alyssa knows. - Everyone knows who Charles Manson is.

She's right, Melie.

So, what brought you guys out here? - These two weirdos.

I know what you mean.

Gordon has been dying to see this place.

I thought it was some kind of urban legend or something,

until we saw the house in the distance.

Yes, so did we.. - Whatever.

Wait here. I want to show you something. - Okay.

- Beans? -Beans, beans.

Mel, what's wrong?

I'm losing my mind.

What'd you lose?

Her mind, she just told ya.

What happened?

Yeah, well, when we went to bed, I had the bear with me,

And now it's gone... it's not in my bag.

Yeah, I saw the bag.

Jason? Donkey?

What's up? - Come here for a minute.

Ah, here we go. What's goin' on?

What's wrong?

Did one of you two steal her teddy bear last night?

Why would we do that?

Don't look at me, I never touched it.

Maybe he walked himself back to the room.

Okay, something weird happened last night

while we were asleep.

It was only for like, a second, I swear, but...

there was a figure standing there in the doorway just watching us.

- Right. - Sounds like you had a dream there, Melie.

- Well, did one of you two get up? - No, I don't know, it wasn't one of them.

This figure was huge.

Maybe you really did just have a nightmare.

I mean, after all the scary stories that Mick told last night.

Oh yeah, you're probably right.

Okay, hopefully it will show up. Let's worry about this later.

I'm going to get ready, now.

- Hey, can we put our stuff in here with you, okay? - Yeah, sure.

It's surreal.

- I know. - He was here. - I know, I saw it too.

He was lyiing next to you.

Alright, cleanup ladies.

Hey, hey, hey,.. I've got an idea.

Why don't we go in three groups of two.

Okay, that's a good idea. You guys cool with that?

Yeah, no problems here.

I don't know. Shouldn't we stick together?

No, we have a few hours to look for things,

then we're out of here tomorrow. This is it.

Mel, it'll be fine.

And you better take care of her.

You know I will.

It'll be fun, Mel.

It is like "Crocodile Dundee."

Where are your boots?

Fuck, forgot my boots. You guys go ahead, I'll catch up.

Alright.

Oh, hey, here's the game plan.

Let's meet back at the house before dark.

And, remember where you're going so you can find your way back.

Not mate.

Let's go,

What's that boots?

You're back at the other camp?

So you reckon the stories are true?

Why? What have you heard?

Not a whole lot, just what the backpackers told us.

They reckon the place is haunted. They're into all that ghostbusting shit.

Mate, there is no way the place is haunted.

I mean you've seen the house. It's all bullshit.

Still, it'd be better if we saw something.

We did come eight hours out of our way.

You're the one that wanted to come.

I'm not whinging,

I'm just saying that it would be better if we saw something.

He's playing it down,

he's been talking about it the whole way.

Are you kidding me?

He actually owns one of those 'Halloween' hockey masks.

Excuse me. That is a Limited Edition

'Jason Voorhees' mask. Thank you very much.

You're right. He does love that stuff.

There's nothing wrong with that. I have a steel 'Freddy Krueger' glove.

Yeah? Whoa!

Boys and their toys. - You are just jealous.

I'm so jealous of your toys. - She's jealous.

Augh!

Aw, Donkey, you stink. That's disgusting. - What? I didn't do anything.

Something really smells around here.

It smells like it's coming from this old mine shaft.

There's probably old oil drums and stuff leaking down there.

That doesn't smell like oil it smells like real bad, a dead emu or something.

Dead emu?

How do you know what a dead emu smells like?

I don't know, could be.

Fair enough.

I tell you, I just saved your life!

Just.

Get going.

Alright, you guys come and meet us back here in a few hours?

Yeah, we'll be fine. - Fuck yes!

I think I'm going to find myself a dead body.

What?

At least a finger.

Right, I'll see you guys later.

Good luck with that one. - Yeah, right.

Do you think this is a good idea?

Honey, we've got nothing to worry about.

Besides, this is gonna be perfect for Mel and Donkey

to get a little bit of alone time.

What do you think is gonna happen?

She's not that into him.

Good point.

Can I ask you a question?

Yes.

When we get back

Do you wanna, like go roam or something?

That's not exactly the reaction I was lookin' for.

Sorry. What exactly do you mean?

You know, do you want to like, go out with me?

Together--

Mick, do you wanna be my boyfriend?

Well, yeah.

You alright with it?

Well, for at least talking up very good and asking girls out, I am.

Well, I don't do it all that often.

And besides, I... kinda like you.

Kinda? You just wanna get laid.

Maybe if you play your cards right.

Whoop!

Come here a bit.

Ah, I don't think so. - Come on.

Really. Forget about it. That thing's disgusting.

Well, I'm out for a swim.

Wanna join? - I didn't bring anything to swim in.

Get in here.

Keep dreaming.

Well, swim in your knickers then.

My God!

What?

Are you really going in? - Hell yeah.

Come on It'll be fun.

Come on!

Yoohoo!

Is it cold?

It's alright once you're in.

What about crocs? - There are no crocs.

Get your ass in here.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, there's your camera.

Oh yeah, chuck it here. It's waterproof.

- Is it? -Yeah.

Turn around.

It's not that bad.

It's freezing.

It's freezing.

Maybe it's locked. - No shit, Sherlock.

Aw, let's go around.

Aw, check this baby out. - Gordon, put it down.

I'm serious. That thing is dangerous. - Drink it.!

I'm serious. Put it down.

Alright, we're definitely coming back for this bad boy.

Go in?

Do you smell that?

It smells like something's dead in here.

Probably a dead animal.

Ugh, it's disgusting.

Or...

it's one of Charlie's victims.

Stop it. That's not funny.

Drums for the campfire.

Check this shit out, will ya?

Some of it must be like, 50 years old.

It's like they just disappeared and everything's been left the way it was.

Yeah. It kinda freaks me out, really.

Why? There's nothing to be scared of.

I don't know, I just dom't like places like this.

You know that.

I mean, look at that old bed.

What about the old bed?

I'm telling you right now, no one has been in that in years.

Looks pretty fresh to me.

I mean, what if someone's staying here?

I can tell you right now,

no one has slept there in a long time.

From where I'm standing, Gordon,

it looks like someone or something has been sleeping in it.

I highly doubt that Aly.

If it makes you feel any better,

I say we find the others and tell them what we found.

You don't have to tell me twice.

Let's go.

No way.

What? What's wrong? This is why we're here.

I'm not going in there. I'm scared.

Well, at least give me five minutes to check it out

and then we'll leave, okay?

I'm waiting outside.

Just come in and have a quick look.

I have a bad feeling about this.

I don't know, I'm staying outside.

Suit yourself. I have to see.

You're stupid!

I still can't reach 'em.

Well, there's no reception out there, Tony,

Yes, I know that,

I just figured that they'd get out there and realize there's nothing to see

and then head on back.

I called Nat's brother last night

and he told me that her boyfriend is prone to get himself into trouble.

What do you mean by that?

Apparently, he's always finding himself

in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Well,

even you do that sometimes.

Hmm.

I, ah, think I'm going to take a ride out there

and see if I can find 'em.

They're old enough to take care of themselves.

Wanna go with me?

Hell no. I do not want to go out there.

If you want to go, you go on your own.

I don't know.

Something about them being out there alone is bothering me.

I think I'll take a ride out there, see if I can find them

and bring them all back here.

Tony, you said they were staying for two nights.

Now, let it go.

I can't, Nance.

I'll see you in a few hours.

Check this out.

It's the Loch Ness monster.

Come here.

You're a shocker.

My God. It's huge. - Alright, he won't hurt you.

No.

He's huge!

I thought that was a man. - Fuck me!

What are you lookin' at, pervert?

Piss off, will ya?

Wh--Wh--Where are you going? - I've got to get rid of him.

Just stay here. Just-- just wait there. - Just be careful.

Seriously, mate.

What's your problem?

Just go away.

Yeah, I know, right?

Scary, huh?

Don't get too close. - It's alright, Mel.

I think he's a bit retarded.

Yaaaw!

Pretty.

Stop! Please!

Jason!

What are you doing?

Your time is definitely up.

Jason, you're being an idiot.

This is something that Donkey would do.

Jason, at least tell me you're okay.

I told you this was a bad idea!

Jason, this is bullshit!

Jason, you're acting like an asshole.

Jason!

Hello?

Guys?

Jason, Natasha.

Jason!

Jason, please!

Where are you?

Natasha. Over here.

What are you doing?

I'm just telling you, get over here, right now!

What are you doing?

This is not funny. - Shh, shh, shh.

There is someone out there.

I'm not joking, okay?

I just saw someone or something before I heard ya.

I'm serious, okay?

And, whoever it was, he was fucking massive.

Seriously.

I just saw-- - Shut up! I saw a fucking man down there, alright--

Shut up. - No.

There was a man up here, and he's going to fuckin' kill us, alright?

I'm not joking.

Come on. - No, I don't wanna go.

We have to go. - No, I don't want to go.

Let's go.

This side. Here. Here.

Shit!

Who is that?

Are you listening to me?

Here.

Let go of me!

I don't wanna die.

Is that you, Jason?

Where is Natasha?

Where is she?

What's the matter with you?

Oh... okay. Alright.

Calm down!

Let's not do anything stupid here.

One of us is gonna get hurt.

Alright.

We have to help him. - No, you can't go.

Look, just stay here. Just stay here.

Run!

Help me. - Quiet girlie.

Was it him?

Look at me. Was that Charlie?

He's down there.

Come on. Hurry up. We've gotta go.

Where's the police?

Why didn't you bring the fucking police?

There's no police coming out here.

It's just me.

Hurry up, he's going to fucking catch us.

If you idiots never came out here,

we wouldn't even be in this mess.

And it you hadn't killed thirty years ago,

none of my friends would be dead.

Get in the truck.

What are you doing?

Come and get it, Charlie.

Fuck you, Charlie!

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