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16 to 18 years old?

You got to be able to drive.

You got to be able To be bailed out.

I don't want anyone Calling your parents.

Fresh banga, man.

You know, I'm telling you

I think I'd do Almost anything for $1,000.

Bo rivers...

Ganja trucker.

Meet you For breakfast.

Charles?

It's steve-o.

In san marta.

Where are you Calling from?

Yeah.

Okay.

Find bob for me, will you?

Can I help you?

How fast do you Think you were going?

Uh... 55?

No, look, I'm sorry.

My mind was someplace else.

Write it up.

I'll keep an eye on it.

What are We carrying?

Just stuff.

Yeah?

Stuff of an agricultural nature?

We got a fruit fly quarantine

In this County, son.

Why don't you stay Right where you are?

Ah...

Well...

This sure Ain't peat moss.

♪ we never thought of finding ♪

♪ the place where we belong ♪

♪ don't have to stand alone ♪

♪ we'll never let you fall ♪

♪ don't need permission ♪

♪ to decide what you believe ♪

♪ whoo! ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ down on jump street ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ down on jump street ♪

♪ your friends will be there ♪

♪ when your back is To the wall ♪

♪ you'll find you need us ♪

♪ 'cause there's no one else To call ♪

♪ when it looks hopeless ♪

♪ a decision's what you need ♪

♪ you better be ready to ♪

♪ be ready to ♪

♪ jump! ♪

♪ 21 jump street! ♪

I don't need This from you!

I take you to A nice place

I expect you To act accordingly.

Tony.

Shut up, judy!

We don't want Any trouble here.

Then back off!

Why don't you sit back down?

No, I think we're leaving.

They don't want us anyhow.

Where do you Think you're going?

Hey, friend

It's time for You to leave.

Yeah?

We'll stay Wherever we want.

I don't think so.

All right.

We're going.

Why don't you stay And finish your dinner?

That was really stupid.

You're welcome.

Oh, thanks, thanks, I guess.

You don't know What you just did.

This is a nice restaurant.

That was not A nice scene.

Don't worry about it.

He took the car.

Look...

We made you stay for this.

It's on us, okay?

Just sit, chill out, Have a glass of wine.

Yeah.

Sure.

Hey.

Hey, yourself.

Is everything All right?

Oh, everything Is much better.

Thank you.

I didn't really thank you Properly before, charles.

Thank you.

Oh, it's okay.

It's like bandits.

We got to steal the pretty girl.

We sent bob over.

He likes that Sort of thing.

Yeah.

Boy, this is a nice place.

Is this, um...?

Yeah, it's my house.

It's kind of neat, huh?

I mean, with The ocean and all.

Yeah, it's real neat.

Highway patrol found A local high school student

Hauling cannabis Last night.

What's that, Like a $100 fine?

It's like A parking ticket.

We're halfway to Decriminalization now.

He had 1,200 pounds.

That's A big ticket.

Bo rivers--

Senior at South coast high.

They've been using juveniles To bring the stuff in.

Who's they?

Charles greening.

The guys like the biggest Trafficker in the business.

So make A good impression.

How's everything Going, hoffs?

So far, so good.

It's funny though...

Now that I write this thing up.

I thought he was Hitting on me last night.

He wanted me To stay over.

But I think he was Just trying to protect me

From kong here.

Thanks for your help, tony.

I guess you were Convincing, lieutenant brandt?

Lieutenant kong will be fine.

You said administrative Narcotics would be dull.

We got a break.

We knew greening Was using juveniles.

Now we know what high school.

I'm sending Ioki and penhall in.

Greening never has a load Big enough to hurt him.

The only way

To stop him

Is to take down The whole organization.

The way to get Charles is on a c.C.E.

That's operating a Continuing criminal enterprise.

I can Help you With that.

Let me do it.

It will require some paperwork.

Tell me about it.

What is your help Going to entail, lieutenant?

Every time you come in, You talk, I write.

Names, places And faces.

When we can fill in the blanks--

Connect charles to One clean piece of business--

It can All come down.

Okay.

You got it.

I don't know anything about Boats, waves or anything.

We're going To surfer high

And I don't Even tan.

We're going to be The biggest geeks in the school.

Hey, yeah, I think we are.

Peat moss...

This cop thinks I'm hauling peat moss.

So I wind up getting busted

Because of...

A fruit fly quarantine.

Hey...

Aren't we building Sculpture today?

Remember, no art supplies.

Find things, Make something?

What did you get?

I got some paper towels

Masking tape.

Hi.

What are we doing?

Isn't this art class?

We're doing art.

That's a stripe.

Stripes are key.

Uh-huh.

We're the Swark twins.

Doug.

Harry.

Swark. Swark.

We're new.

You're related?

We're twins.

You're not identical twins.

No, then We'd look alike.

But you're twins?

Mixed marriage.

We were born Two minutes apart.

In two different countries.

Yeah.

Perhaps you two Can make smaller art?

Hi. How you doing?!

You're in The art class?

Did you like Our sculpture?

You guys Aren't twins.

And you can't be This geeky.

No one is.

Maybe they Are this geeky.

It worked in Our old school.

Teachers Leave us alone.

Principals, too.

And students.

We moved because We got lonely.

Everybody leaves you alone So you get lonely.

That's funny.

Keg party!

Are you going?

Yeah, this is cool!

We don't Like the beach.

We don't Like water.

But we like beer.

Oh, these guys kill me.

It's not the first time.

We killed a family Of six in oregon.

I'm glad you called.

I don't know.

Maybe I had a good time Last time I was here.

Maybe it was just A heavy rebound.

Yeah.

Whatever.

They need you Downstairs.

Sorry about this.

Could you get up?

Excuse me?

I need to frisk you.

You're kidding.

Or ask you to leave.

Find anything interesting?

That guy you were with At the restaurant--

What does he do?

What's his name?

What business is it of yours?

Tony cherson.

He dabbled in import/export--

The powdered kind.

Happy?

Do you have any idea What charles does?

So?

Then maybe you understand

A little paranoia Keeps us all alive.

Your good buddy Just decided

To frisk me.

That's bob.

Look, I don't know What to tell you.

I guess if you really don't like What goes on here

You could leave.

What is it with You guys and this twin thing?

How could you Be twins anyhow?

We just are.

Maybe we Were adopted.

At the same time

Or two minutes apart.

We got The same parents.

I don't get this.

You got your twins That look alike.

Then those that Don't look alike.

Like us.

I still Don't get this.

Do you guys Want something?

We heard your story In art class.

And in the hall.

It's a good story.

We want to publish A collection of stories.

Will they let you Back to work?

Yeah, it wasn't my fault.

We're looking For a job.

In a local industry.

You can sell burgers For $3.25 an hour.

If you have A certificate

You can lifeguard At $7.00

Or you could make A night run for $1,000.

A thousand bucks?!

That's a lot Of striped shirts.

But, hey, guys...

We don't know you.

No problem.

You could Come over for dinner.

Meet the triplets.

Quints.

They're quints now?

Let's go Somewhere else.

Those guys Are strange.

You guys are kind of bizarre.

Can you Get us a job?

I don't know.

Maybe.

I still don't get How you guys could be twins.

Dougie...

I'm not sure I get it either.

What you got?

Charles greening Must have somebody in

At the south coast precinct.

They pulled Tony cherson's records.

They're checking On your girl.

Cherson was your cover?

You're not A very nice person.

You sell drugs.

And you've done time.

Well, they bought me As hoffs' boyfriend.

And if they bought you, They bought hoffs.

Your girl is in.

Okay, okay.

This is the best Of both worlds.

Tom makes the best Burgers and fries

And whoever this is In france makes good champagne.

This is... Strange.

Fun, but incredibly strange.

Tom will boil eggs, Chop onions, make toast.

But he doesn't get Why we want to eat fish eggs.

( phone ringing )

Yo, tom's diner.

Yeah, he is.

Hey, what am I, Your answering service?

There's a phone call For you.

Great.

Who's in jail now?

I'm glad you came to see him.

In another day, He'd have made me find you.

He seems real special.

He is.

Some of his ideas are... A little strange.

But he's a good guy.

He's real Generous.

Is it any good?

No, we just imported Six tons of orange pekoe.

A lot of The people

You see around charles--

We were all In high school together.

He can get real lonely.

He likes to come downstairs In the middle of the night

And find somebody In the living room

To talk to.

Who can you work with Except friends?

You've got to have guidelines In a business like this.

You just deal With people you trust.

You've got to have integrity, Be reliable

And you don't use guns.

You stay non-violent.

Just don't do business With those people again.

Right?

Yeah.

We bring stuff in now And use local kids.

They can't go to jail.

They can't tell anybody.

And they need the money.

It's great.

Everybody makes out.

Doesn't even sound like It should be against the law.

It shouldn't.

Then there's the last thing.

The most important thing.

Reading people.

I met you and knew You were good people

Before I knew you.

You've got to be able To do that.

You are good people, Aren't you, jude?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I know this sounds A little weird.

But are you guys narcs?

Yeah, you're Under arrest.

Do we look like narcs?

No, you guys look like bookends.

What kind of books do you think Would be between us?

Come on, guys.

Where are you guys from?

Akron... Akron, ohio.

Rubber capital Of the world.

What?

Goodyear, firestone, Blimps, radials.

You thought we meant The other kind.

That's youngstown, ohio.

Look at the side Of the package.

Who has time to look At the package?

You tear it open, You're in a rush.

You were telling us About a job.

We can be serious.

We won't embarrass you.

We won't screw up.

Job.

So what do you think?

I don't know, guys.

I just don't know.

We had dinner At this greasy spoon.

Someplace charles went When he was 17.

They bring us Champagne and caviar.

You had a good time?

They're little boys.

Little pirate boys.

Charles won't use guns.

He just won't do business With people again.

Marijuana comes Into this country

In truly enormous amounts...

Hundreds of tons.

Only a handful of people Control that importation.

Charles is one.

There are enormous sums of money At stake.

I don't want to scare you, But don't kid yourself, judy.

If they find out who you are, They will kill you.

Drive, drive.

He's old, He's tired.

She moves.

How about shuffleboard Or croquet

Or something that suits Charles's advanced age?

How about horse?

How about a rest?

I'll make sure The monitors are set up tonight.

Monitors?

Yeah.

Every police, federal And coast guard bandwidth

Known to man.

Gets good stereo Reception, too.

Call blakeney.

Use the mixmaster.

Mr. High-tech, huh?

Bob gave everybody Scramblers for christmas.

Go ahead.

Wire tap this, guys.

Eric?

Yeah, tonight.

Wheat pools.

Two semis.

Your guys.

Okey-doke.

I just made 800 grand.

I love my job.

I deserve a reward.

You want to do Something silly?

Guys, as soon as I'm done Playing with this

It's all yours.

I need tony brandt.

There you go, kid.

The wheat pool's tonight.

Some load's coming in.

I've got to go.

Who were you Calling, jude?

A girl's got to have Some secrets, doesn't she?

Okay, it was my boyfriend, Tony cherson.

Happy?

Yeah?

Now my ex-boyfriend, Tony cherson.

He left a message On my machine.

Wanted to apologize.

Wanted to know if we Could get back together.

I guess I kind of realized I'm pretty happy right now.

In fact, I'm real happy.

So I told him to go away.

Is that our boat?

I finally got out of there At 4:00 a.M.

And barely.

What the hell am I doing?

You're trying to be A good undercover cop.

You'd never ask hanson Or penhall to do it.

Wrong.

I would if it called for it.

This doesn't seem like Good police work to me, captain.

It feels like some Sort of cheap shortcut.

I'm just screwing around With someone's emotions here.

It's kind of... Scary.

Dangerous...

To me.

Emotionally.

Look, jude...

You don't do anything if It doesn't make you happy.

There's only one of you.

There's lots of them out there.

It's your call.

Whatever you want.

You want to shut This thing down, whatever.

I'll back you on it.

I guess I just Needed to hear that.

Administrative narcotics Is working on

Putting pressure On charles from A number of sides.

We're trying to take his Major customers away.

They're posing As marijuana dealers.

How are you Going to do that?

I'd rather you found out About this naturally.

Tony's probably right, judy.

What happened with The load last night?

I'd rather you found out About this naturally.

While I'm being Natural, and/or stupid

What else can I do for you?

Brandt: Sooner or later, he's going To do something stupid.

I want you there When it happens.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Look, judy...

You need anything, You pick up the phone.

I guess it's just that I think he thinks he's...

I don't know what he thinks.

Hey.

Hey there, yourself.

Boy, it sure is Pretty out there.

I was thinking...

You maybe want To go someplace?

Like an inn, Up the coast?

For the weekend?

I always forget how Beautiful the ocean is.

Never really Stopped to look at it.

Business is changing.

It's not as fun As it used to be.

I think about Getting out.

No one wants to be A drug dealer all their life.

You just got a phone call.

Important-enough-to- Come-up-here phone call?

Last night they Scuttled the ship.

Coast guard came out of nowhere.

They had to sink it.

Total loss.

Cargo and ship.

Sank it on purpose.

Bob's always Got three plans.

It's a good thing.

Because nobody's paying Attention around here.

What's the problem?

Bail them out.

They're downloading The freighter tonight, right?

There's no problem.

We haven't lost a ship In a year and a half!

There was nothing on the radio.

Something got sloppy.

Or maybe they got lucky.

It's got to happen Against us sometime.

Write it off.

It's an operating loss.

Bo: Why do you want To do this so bad?

Are you saving up For something?

We're going To invest.

In what?

Because we've Been saving up, too.

Ahh... Franchises.

We're to invest in...

A franchise situation.

You put some money down With an ongoing business.

The wave of the future.

Penhall: You can triple your money.

If you invested $500 In mcdonald's

What would you have?

Fifteen hundred bucks.

We got a lot of money saved.

No one wants to be A criminal forever.

We could be good at anything.

We don't know what yet.

But this is good.

We could own our own business.

Franchises are part Of the american dream.

Which reminds me, we still Want to work an off-load.

I don't know, It's a pretty big step.

So is planning for Your financial security.

You guys never Stop surprising me.

We never stop Surprising ourselves.

Get it all?

Yeah, we got The plates on the truck.

Tons of photos, and money Changing hands on videotape.

Free trade in action.

We undercut charles greening By 30 percent

We'll meet The local wholesalers.

Yeah?

Nice bunch of guys.

How much longer?

Till charles does Something stupid.

( police siren )

Who the hell is that?

The cops.

Great! You set up An undercover sting

And nobody notified the locals.

I guess not.

Let's make this As easy for them as we can.

Everybody, Hands on heads.

Anybody inside?

I think there's Been a mistake here.

I said, is there Anybody inside?

No.

It's funny the way Things go in cycles.

I meet you.

I feel great.

And the business Gets funny.

Business was going Great for a while.

And there wasn't Much point to it.

I really like you, jude.

I know.

You want to go Up to the house?

Sorry, kids.

I got to steal your fire.

It's okay.

We're going up anyhow.

I got one more load.

I'd like to stay down here By myself for a few minutes.

I'll be right up.

Sure.

You didn't have to do that.

I really care about charles.

A lot.

If this is going to end up Hurting him, do me a favor--

Get it over with now.

Just walk out of here.

I'd do anything to keep him From getting hurt.

Fuller: The moment you locate her, Have her report...

Never mind.

Where were you?

I've been trying to get A-hold of you for hours.

Is brandt here?

I think I Found something.

Where did you Get this?

Captain bob, Charles's sidekick

Was burning a bunch Of them last night.

Lieutenant brandt was Shot and killed last night

Along with four other police Officers while on an undercover.

They were running A wholesale marijuana sting.

They were shot

By a number of men Wearing police uniforms

According to The sole survivor.

Oh, my god.

I guess tony

Finally got charles To do something stupid.

It wasn't charles.

Oh, god, I guess it was.

( bell ringing )

Hi! Hi!

You know any of these Little towns up the coast?

No. Why?

We were thinking...

Of moving.

Sorry.

Mr. Mcsteamer.

International Donut boutique.

Land o' burgers.

Uncle fudge.

We've been checking This franchise idea out.

We found some good ones.

International Donut boutique?

Right.

The thing is, even at 1,000 bucks an off-load

We'll never make it, Because they all got

Something called "Prior Brand identification."

Cheapest one, they want 125,000 bucks to start.

So tonight, we're going To take the truck and go.

If this was Some big secret

Why didn't you tell me?

You had The map out.

So there's an off-load tonight.

You're going to steal Your truck full of dope.

Down payment, bro'.

Bad plan.

You'll die.

Nah.

These guys are Mr. Non-violence.

A truck full of dope?

It's worth 100 grand, Maybe more.

More.

You'll die.

So what time We meeting you?

For what?

The off-load.

You're working, too?

We are now.

Yeah, they are now.

Now let's Not screw up.

Last time, somebody Got busted for speeding.

Now watch it.

Let's not screw up.

Let's Move it.

( sirens )

Right there, fellas.

They're Getting away!

They're not even twins.

Yeah.

They raided The off-load.

Everybody but bob.

You don't have To come, judy.

I mean, no one Knows who you are.

Maybe you can...

Visit me...

Someplace or something.

Where's bob?

Let's go!

All right, Search the house.

Where are we going?

Twelve miles out There's a freighter.

It's in International waters.

It's ours.

Once we're on it, Nobody can touch us.

I've been thinking About rio...

For a while.

It's a nice town.

You ever been there?

No.

We're not Going there, bob.

Turn around.

You're under arrest.

There are people coming.

Sure, judy.

What the hell Are you doing?

She's a cop, Charles.

What are you doing?

I'm trying to Save your life.

Sorry.

You seem like A nice girl.

What are you Doing here?

I don't know.

Isn't your Job done?

You brought

The big bad criminal To justice.

Maybe we can do it

Right here In the police station.

I'm sorry.

Why should I be sorry?

I'm the one going to jail.

Judy...

Was it all a scam?

Yes.

I'm a cop, charles.

I was just doing my job.

Bo: We did it, man!

We are golden.

We are golden.

We got a truck Full of dope

A tank full of gas, Awesome tunes.

It's the American dream!

We're going to Own a franchise!

What's Happening?

Uh.. Probably an Accident or something.

Oh, kenton, dude...

I think we Got a problem.