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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪
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♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪
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♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO
SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
- ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE
HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪
TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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- ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪
- ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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-SOME PEOPLE PASS
THROUGH YOUR LIFE,
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AND YOU NEVER THINK
ABOUT THEM AGAIN.
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SOME YOU THINK ABOUT AND WONDER,
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"WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THEM?"
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DENTIST, MAYBE.
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GOSSIP COLUMNIST.
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NO... DIVORCE LAWYER.
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SOME YOU WONDER IF THEY EVER
WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU.
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AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE...
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YOU WISH YOU NEVER
HAD TO THINK ABOUT AGAIN.
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BUT YOU DO.
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-ALL RIGHT. OVER HERE.
FORM UP IN TWO LINES.
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-WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?
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-BEATS ME.
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-TODAY, PEOPLE,
AND ALL THIS WEEK,
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WE'LL BE STUDYING UNIT SEVEN
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OF YOUR PHYSICAL-EDUCATION
CURRICULUM HANDBOOK.
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-UNIT SEVEN.
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IT SMACKED OF ROMANCE.
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FARAWAY PLACES.
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-UNIT SEVEN.
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SQUARE DANCING.
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-SQUARE DANCING?!
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-WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT CAN IT DO FOR YOU?
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-IS THIS DORKY, OR WHAT?
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-DEFINITELY DORKY.
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-I MEAN, COME ON!
SQUARE DANCING?
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WHAT, IN CASE WE EVER
CRASH-LANDED IN THE OZARKS?
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ON THE OTHER HAND, IT
MIGHT HAVE ITS FINER ASPECTS.
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YEP. NOTHING WRONG WITH
A LITTLE SQUARE DANCING.
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-ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.
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NOW THAT THE
LADIES HAVE JOINED US,
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WE'RE GOING TO ASSIGN
PARTNERS FOR THE WEEK.
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FINLAN... AND BRYCE.
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STEP TO THE CENTER.
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-THIS WAS CRITICAL.
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WE WERE BEING
MATCHED FOR A WEEK.
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IN SEVENTH-GRADE TERMS,
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THAT TRANSLATES
TO ABOUT 11 YEARS.
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-KASIMIR AND... REEVE.
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-GOD, I SURE HOPE I
DON'T GET A LOSER.
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-I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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-PFEIFFER AND... GAMBOWSKI.
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YES!
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-OKAY. SO, PAUL
HAD HIT THE JACKPOT.
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I WASN'T WORRIED.
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STILL PLENTY OF FILLIES
LEFT IN THIS PASTURE.
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-ARNOLD...
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-HERE WE GO.
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LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY.
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- AND FARQUHAR.
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-AND SUDDENLY, MY LIFE WAS OVER.
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I'D JUST BEEN PARTNERED
WITH MARGARET FARQUHAR,
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THE FLAGSHIP FOR
SEVENTH-GRADE WEIRDNESS.
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SOME PEOPLE MARCH TO THE
BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER.
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MARGARET HAD HER
OWN PERCUSSION SECTION.
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-YES?
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-ARE WE GONNA DO-SI-DO?
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-WE'LL GET TO THAT.
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-OH, NO.
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-YES?
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-WHY IS IT CALLED "DO-SI-DO"?
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-BECAUSE THAT'S
WHAT IT'S CALLED.
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ARNOLD!
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-IS THAT CLOCKWISE OR
THE OTHER WAY AROUND?
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-DID I ASK FOR QUESTIONS?
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I ALWAYS ASK FOR QUESTIONS.
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-THAT WAS MARGARET.
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SHE COULD GET ON THE
NERVES OF ANY TEACHER...
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INCLUDING GANDHI.
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-ARNOLD! STEP TO THE CENTER NOW.
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-GO GET 'EM, TIGER.
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-ALL RIGHT. FIRST THINGS FIRST.
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THE BOW AND CURTSY.
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-IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG WEEK.
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- HEY, ARNOLD!
- HERE IT CAME.
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THE SHARKS TO THE KILL.
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-LOOKED PRETTY HAPPY
OUT THERE WITH FARQUHAR.
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YEAH. THRILLED.
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-"UH, EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH...
WHY DO THEY CALL IT 'DO-SI-DO?'"
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- DUH!
- DUH!
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-SCRUB BEHIND YOUR EARS, ARNOLD?
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-GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR COOTIES.
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-OKAY. I HAD TO
NIP THIS IN THE BUD.
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I HAD A REPUTATION
AT STAKE HERE.
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-WELL, MAYBE I'LL
BE SICK THIS WEEK,
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AND ONE OF YOU WILL
HAVE TO DANCE WITH HER.
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-OH!
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-KEEP THIS BOY HEALTHY!
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-DUH!
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-DUH!
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- DUH!
- DUH!
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-OKAY. I'D HANDLED
THAT PRETTY WELL.
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BESIDES, THEY WERE JUST
A BUNCH OF GOOFY GUYS.
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I COULD DEAL WITH THEM.
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-I HEAR YOU'RE IN LOVE.
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I HEAR YOU REALLY,
REALLY WANT HER.
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AN HOUR A DAY ISN'T ENOUGH, HUH?
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-SHUT UP, WAYNE.
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-SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT?
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-NOTHING.
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-KEVIN WAS SQUARE
DANCING IN GYM TODAY.
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-SQUARE DANCING?
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WHAT KIND OF SPORT IS THAT?
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DON'T THEY TEACH
WRESTLING ANYMORE?
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-OH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY.
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I'M SURE IT TEACHES GOOD
EYE-FOOT COORDINATION.
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-SO, UH, WHO'D YOU
GET AS A PARTNER, KEV?
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-SOME GIRL.
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-SOME GIRL?
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OH, SURELY YOU'RE TOO MODEST.
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-WELL, WHO WAS IT, KEVIN?
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MARGARET FARQUHAR.
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-I DIDN'T GET THAT.
COULD YOU SPEAK UP?
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-MARGARET FARQUHAR?
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TRUDY FARQUHAR'S SISTER?
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SHE'S A LITTLE
DIFFERENT, ISN'T SHE?
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ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S A JOKE.
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SHE'S A GLEEP.
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SORRY, KEVIN.
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-HEY. I DIDN'T PICK HER.
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AND BESIDES, FIRST THING
TOMORROW, I'M GONNA DUMP HER.
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-KEVIN. THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.
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YOU WOULDN'T REALLY
DO THAT, WOULD YOU?
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-WELL...
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-LOOK, JUST BECAUSE
SHE'S DIFFERENT
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DOESN'T MEAN YOU
CAN'T BE NICE TO HER.
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-WELL, LOOK...
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SHE'S JUST... NOT POPULAR, OKAY?
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-UH-OH. FATAL MISTAKE.
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I'D OPENED THE DOOR FOR
THE MOST DREADED WORDS
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IN THE DICTIONARY OF KID-DOM.
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-KEVIN...
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I EXPECT MORE OF YOU THAN THAT.
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-AHHH-OUCH!
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-ALL JOIN HANDS, CIRCLE LEFT.
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PROMENADE THE HALL.
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PROMENADE. NOW, DON'T BE SHY.
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GRAB YOUR LADY AND PASS ON BY.
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-WHAT DO MOTHERS KNOW?
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LET THEM SPEND A MORNING
ON THE SLIPPERY SLOPES
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OF SEVENTH-GRADE SOCIETY.
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-GIRLS TO THE
CENTER. FORM A STAR.
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-SUDDENLY, I FELT SINGLED OUT.
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-BOYS TO THE CENTER.
SAME AS BEFORE.
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-A MARKED MAN.
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-HAVING FUN?
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-IN YOUR DREAMS.
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LOOKS LIKE LOVE TO ME.
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-ARE YOU KIDDING?
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO...
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-KEVIN, I EXPECT MORE
OF YOU THAN THAT.
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-ALL RIGHT, MOM. ALL RIGHT.
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SO SUMMONING UP ALL THE
HUMANITY I COULD MUSTER...
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-NOW BOW TO YOUR PARTNERS.
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CLASS DISMISSED.
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- I FULFILLED MY
MORAL RESPONSIBILITY.
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-SEE YA, MARGARET.
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-AND THAT WAS THAT.
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-HI, KEVIN.
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-UH-OH. KEEP GOING.
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-I'M STANDING IN THE HALL.
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-NO, DON'T TURN AROUND.
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-UH...
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-MISS BILLINGS SENT ME OUT HERE.
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SHE SAYS I ASK TOO
MANY QUESTIONS.
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WERE YOU IN THE BATHROOM?
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-GREAT. I'D SAID
THREE WORDS TO HER.
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NOW WE WERE GONNA HAVE TO
HAVE A WHOLE CONVERSATION.
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-I HAVE TO GO A LOT, TOO...
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WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH
WATER IN THE MORNING.
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DO YOU LIKE BATS?
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-BATS?
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-I HAVE A FRUIT BAT.
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-MAMA! THIS CHICK WAS WEIRD!
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-DO YOU LIKE THE
NAME "MORTIMER"?
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-LOOK, I HAVE TO
GET BACK TO CLASS.
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- WHAT CLASS?
- I GOT TO GO.
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- OKAY. DID YOU...
- I GOT TO GO, MARGARET.
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-WELL, I'D LEARNED ONE THING.
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-BYE, KEVIN!
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-NEVER GO TO THE
BOYS' ROOM ALONE.
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STAY IN GROUPS.
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-HEIDI WORE PERFUME TODAY,
THE KIND I'M ALLERGIC TO.
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BUT WHEN I SNEEZED,
SHE SAID, "GESUNDHEIT."
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SHE COULD HAVE
JUST SAID, "BLESS YOU,"
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BUT SHE GAVE IT TO ME IN GERMAN.
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-YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, PAUL.
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-YEAH.
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I'M GONNA GO GET AN
ICE-CREAM SANDWICH.
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GOT TO KEEP UP THAT STRENGTH.
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-AMAZING.
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FATE HAD GIVEN
PAUL HEIDI GAMBOWSKI
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AND ME...
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BATGIRL.
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HECK, IT WAS ALMOST
FUNNY, YOU KNOW.
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-HI!
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-MARGARET!
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-UNH-UNH. NOT ACCEPTABLE.
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NOT IN PUBLIC.
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AN EMPTY HALLWAY,
MAYBE. BUT NOT A CAFETERIA.
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-DO YOU LIKE CHILI?
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-YOU CAN'T SIT HERE.
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-I ALMOST FELL DOWN DURING
THE GRAND RIGHT AND LEFT TODAY.
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DID YOU NOTICE?
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-THE NERVE OF THIS KID.
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-I-I HAVE THESE SEATS SAVED.
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-I WENT ICE-SKATING ONCE,
AND I FELL DOWN A LOT.
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BUT I ALWAYS THINK
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YOU GOT TO GET BACK
ON THAT HORSE AND RIDE.
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-GEEZ. WHAT DID I
HAVE TO DO HERE?
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CALL WESTERN UNION?
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MARGARET...
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-I EXPECT MORE OF YOU THAN THAT.
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-OKAY, SO I WOULDN'T TELL HER.
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I'D JUST EAT FAST. VERY FAST.
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NO MORAL LAW AGAINST
THAT, WAS THERE?
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-DO YOU LIKE TO ICE-SKATE?
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-WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
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-DON'T CHEW! SWALLOW!
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THEN GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE!
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-BATS DON'T EAT
BREAKFAST, EITHER.
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-ALMOST HOME NOW.
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-DO YOU THINK "MORTIMER"
IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BAT?
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I'M FINISHED. BYE.
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- BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY...
- BYE.
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-THERE. I'D MADE IT. NO
COOTIES ON ME, RIGHT?
237
00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,746
-ARE YOU AND MARGARET
GOING STEADY NOW?
238
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,440
-UGHHHH!
239
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,123
- HEY, ROMEO.
- YEAH, ROMEO AND FARQUHAR-ET.
240
00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,058
-OH, ROMEO, ROMEO.
241
00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,160
WHERE "FARQUHART"
THOU, OH, ROMEO?
242
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,963
- DUH!
- DUH!
243
00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,499
-I NEEDED HELP.
244
00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,502
-PAUL, DO ME A FAVOR?
245
00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,903
-SURE. NAME IT.
246
00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,838
-LET ME DANCE WITH HEIDI TODAY.
247
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,374
-NOT ON YOUR LIFE!
248
00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,632
-WELL, I WAS ON MY OWN.
249
00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,348
THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO
PUT THE BRAKES ON WITH MARGARET.
250
00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,084
-HI.
251
00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,185
-SNUB HER.
252
00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,290
-NOW TAKE YOUR
LADY BY THE... HAND.
253
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,482
-OH, I-I SPRAINED MY WRIST.
254
00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,030
-HEH HEH HEH.
255
00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,965
WHY HADN'T I THOUGHT
OF THIS BEFORE?
256
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,268
-ALL JOIN HANDS. CIRCLE LEFT.
257
00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,874
-YEP. IT WAS WORKING.
258
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,530
LIKE A CHARM.
259
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,512
-CIRCLE LEFT AROUND THE RING.
260
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,696
PARADE, PARADE, YOU'RE
GOING THE RIGHT WAY.
261
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,375
PARADE, PARADE, YOU'RE...
GOING THE OTHER WAY.
262
00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,282
-THIS WAS GONNA BE TRICKY.
263
00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,399
-ALL RIGHT.
264
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,558
WE'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW.
265
00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,739
-SUCCESS.
266
00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,776
SHE'D FINALLY
GOTTEN THE MESSAGE.
267
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,246
-I'LL GET IT!
268
00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,547
-DID YOU KNOW YOU ONLY LIVE
269
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,149
FIVE STREETS DOWN
AND THREE ACROSS?
270
00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,885
-MAYBE ONE THING THAT MADE
MARGARET A SOCIAL PARIAH
271
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,720
WAS SHE DIDN'T KNOW
HOW TO TAKE A HINT,
272
00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:52,988
SUBTLE OR OTHERWISE.
273
00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,323
-I BROUGHT MORTIMER.
274
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,791
HE'S SLEEPING. DO
YOU WANT TO SEE?
275
00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,459
-NO. DON'T ENCOURAGE HER.
276
00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,462
-MARGARET, YOU CAN'T STAY.
277
00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,796
I HAVE, UM...
278
00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,797
-HOMEWORK.
279
00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,498
- HOMEWORK AND, UH...
280
00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,001
-UH, A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT.
281
00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,770
-DO YOU HAVE A
WATER TAP WITH WATER?
282
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,638
-LOOK, I'M REALLY, REALLY BUSY.
283
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,675
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BUSY.
284
00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,709
- KEVIN?
- SO...
285
00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,511
-WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR?
286
00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,213
MARGARET?
287
00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,350
-UH-OH. I COULD SEE MOM'S
RADAR WORKING OVERTIME.
288
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,587
IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS,
SHE WAS GONNA FALL IN LOVE.
289
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,423
-SHE CAN'T STAY, MOM.
290
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,459
-NOW, I'M SURE SHE CAN
STAY FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE.
291
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,727
CAN'T YOU, MARGARET?
292
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,929
-WELL, FINE. WHY DON'T
WE JUST ADOPT HER?
293
00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,519
-MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO SIT DOWN?
294
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:41,058
-THAT WAS IT. MARGARET
WAS IN LIKE FLYNN.
295
00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,707
-THIS IS MY BAT.
296
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,342
-BUT HOLD ON HERE.
297
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,676
-BAT?
298
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,740
-HE WON'T GO IN YOUR HAIR
UNLESS THERE'S BUGS THERE.
299
00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,548
I WOULD HAVE
BROUGHT ISABELLE, TOO,
300
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,016
BUT HER TERRARIUM'S
TOO HARD TO CARRY.
301
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,818
- ISABELLE?
- MY TARANTULA.
302
00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,919
-HOLY COW.
303
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,187
BATS AND SPIDERS?
304
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,789
TWO OF MOM'S PERSONAL FAVORITES.
305
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,758
-I ALSO HAVE A
LIZARD, BUT HE'S SICK.
306
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,293
-OH.
307
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,462
-DID MARGARET KNOW
WHAT SHE WAS DOING?
308
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,030
-THAT'S TOO BAD.
309
00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,932
I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER.
310
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,266
-AMAZING.
311
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,202
MRS. BE-NICE-TO-EVERYONE
312
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,438
HAD BEEN CHASED OUT
OF HER OWN KITCHEN.
313
00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,974
-I-I GUESS YOUR MOTHER
DOESN'T LIKE BATS.
314
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,576
-NO.
315
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,601
-YEAH, NEITHER DOES MINE.
316
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,689
-SO, UH...
317
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,947
YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
318
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,733
-AND SO, I SPENT AN HOUR
319
00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,103
WITH THE MOST
UNPOPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL.
320
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,971
-DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE
WORD "TARANTULA" COMES FROM?
321
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,006
-HUH?
322
00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,607
-WELL, THEY HAD THIS
DISEASE IN EUROPE
323
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,742
THAT IF YOU GOT IT MADE YOU JERK
AROUND LIKE YOU WERE DANCING.
324
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,210
AND THEY THOUGHT
IT CAME FROM SPIDERS.
325
00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,879
-SHE WAS WEIRD, ALL RIGHT.
326
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,082
THE FUNNY THING IS, SHE
WAS ALSO INTERESTING...
327
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,250
IN A WEIRD WAY.
328
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,752
-SO THEY NAMED THE
SPIDER AFTER THE DANCE...
329
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,089
TARANTELLA... TARANTULA.
330
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,547
-MARGARET, CAN I
ASK YOU SOMETHING?
331
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,663
WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE PIGTAILS?
332
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,566
-BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
333
00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,234
WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED
AN EXTRA RUBBER BAND.
334
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,137
-I'D NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE HER.
335
00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,706
NOT THAT I LIKED
HER, YOU UNDERSTAND.
336
00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,764
STILL...
337
00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,514
-SO, YOUR DAD WAS IN THE ARMY?
338
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,716
-WE TRAVEL A LOT.
339
00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,587
DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO'S
BEEN TO 12 SCHOOLS IN 8 YEARS?
340
00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,823
-THAT'S A LOT OF SCHOOLS.
341
00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:45,461
-BATS ARE GOOD TRAVELERS.
342
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,418
DOGS YOU HAVE TO LEAVE BEHIND.
343
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,173
-KEVIN, WILL YOUR FRIEND
BE STAYING FOR DINNER?
344
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,208
-NOW, THAT WAS A PICTURE.
345
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,144
MARGARET, MORTIMER,
MOM AND DAD AND...
346
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,346
WAYNE!
347
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,080
-MARGARET!
348
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,350
YOU GOT TO GO.
349
00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,684
- NOW?
- YES, NOW.
350
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,452
-CAN I HAVE ANOTHER
DRINK OF WATER?
351
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,854
-HERE. HERE'S YOUR GLASS.
352
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,022
THERE'S A HOSE UP THE
STREET AROUND THE CORNER.
353
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,156
-KEVIN!
354
00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,225
-SORRY, MOM. IT WAS
DITCH HER OR DIE.
355
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,360
-WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN
COME TO MY HOUSE SOMETIME.
356
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,595
-SURE. SURE.
357
00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,296
-IF YOU COME TONIGHT,
YOU COULD MEET ISABELLE.
358
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,298
- I-I'LL BE THERE.
- IS THAT A PROMISE?
359
00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,366
-MOM?
360
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,400
-YEAH, OKAY. I PROMISE.
361
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,384
- REALLY? YOU PROMISE?
- I PROMISE!
362
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,472
-WHAT'D I MISS, HERE?
363
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,508
-NOTHING.
364
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,809
-NOPE. NOTHING.
365
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,845
NOTHING AT ALL.
366
00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:40,638
EXCEPT FOR ONE
MEANINGLESS LITTLE PROMISE.
367
00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,956
-THAT NIGHT I WENT
TO MARGARET'S HOUSE.
368
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,292
BUT ONLY BECAUSE I PROMISED.
369
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,098
-OKAY, MAYBE IT
WAS MORE THAN THAT.
370
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,390
HECK, SHE DID HAVE A
TARANTULA IN THERE.
371
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,939
AND IT WAS DARK.
372
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,442
NO ONE WOULD EVER SEE ME...
373
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,345
UNLESS, OF COURSE,
SOMEONE HAPPENED TO PASS BY.
374
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,881
SOMEONE I KNEW.
375
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,816
SOMEONE WHO KNEW MARGARET.
376
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,284
SOMEONE LIKE...
377
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,219
-YOO-HOO! KEVIN!
378
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,055
LOOK, EVERYBODY!
IT'S KEVIN ARNOLD!
379
00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,245
HIT THE FLOODS!
380
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,027
-DUH!
381
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,332
- DUH!
- DUH!
- DUH!
382
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,427
-THERE HE IS. WE SEE HIM.
383
00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,174
ATTENTION, NEIGHBORHOOD.
384
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,943
ATTENTION, NEIGHBORHOOD.
385
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,011
KEVIN ARNOLD IS AT
MARGARET FARQUHAR'S HOUSE.
386
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,480
I REPEAT...
387
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,239
KEVIN ARNOLD IS AT
MARGARET FARQUHAR'S HOUSE.
388
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,981
-COMING!
389
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,101
-UGH.
390
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,537
-HELLO?
391
00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,662
-ALL IN ALL, I GUESS
I LOST MY NERVE.
392
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,948
-HEY, HOW DID YOU GET THOSE
SCRATCHES ON YOUR ARM?
393
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,450
-I DON'T KNOW.
394
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,352
-LOOKS LIKE YOU FELL
IN A PRICKER BUSH.
395
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,988
-PAUL, WHERE DO YOU
COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?
396
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,056
HOW DO YOU I DIDN'T
GET INTO A FIGHT
397
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,291
WITH CAT OR SOMETHING?
398
00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,059
-WELL, YOU SEE, THESE
SCRATCHES ARE LIGHTER,
399
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,261
AND A CAT'S ARE, YOU KNOW.
400
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,429
-PAUL, LOOK, I JUST HAVE TO BE
401
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,431
BY MYSELF FOR A WHILE, OKAY?
402
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,866
-SURE.
403
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,458
BUT I STILL SAY IT LOOKS LIKE
YOU FELL ON A PRICKER BUSH.
404
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,810
-I'D MADE MY DECISION.
405
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,079
THIS COULDN'T GO ON.
406
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,936
IT WAS TIME TO DEAL
WITH IT ONCE AND FOR ALL.
407
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,854
-MARGARET?
408
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,258
-HI, KEVIN.
409
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,693
WHERE YOU AT MY
HOUSE LAST NIGHT?
410
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,629
MY BELL RANG. DID
YOU RING MY BELL?
411
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,830
-THAT'S RIGHT.
412
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,732
POUR ON THE OLD
GUILT, WHY DON'T YOU?
413
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,535
-MY MOTHER MADE POPCORN.
414
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,636
-MARGARET...
415
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,372
I-I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE.
416
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,174
-WHAT?
417
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,474
-AND THEN I HAD AN IDEA.
418
00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,842
A GREAT IDEA.
419
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,412
-WELL, YOU KNOW,
I LIKE YOU, AND...
420
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,146
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY NICE.
421
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,016
BUT, SO, WE CAN
TALK TO EACH OTHER.
422
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,286
BUT NOT AT SCHOOL.
423
00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,087
OR AT MY HOUSE.
424
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,523
OR IN FRONT OF ANYBODY.
425
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,726
BUT, YOU KNOW, WE
COULD STILL BE FRIENDS.
426
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,794
YOU KNOW...
427
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,097
JUST NO ONE WOULD
HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
428
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,668
WE'D BE, UM... SECRET FRIENDS.
429
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,770
OKAY?
430
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,806
-ZOWIE! TALK ABOUT A SOLUTION.
431
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,240
-SECRET FRIENDS?
432
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,442
-WELL, YEAH...
433
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,744
KIND OF.
434
00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,247
-THE FUNNY THING IS,
I ACTUALLY BELIEVED
435
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,649
SHE'D JUMP AT THE OPPORTUNITY.
436
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,317
-YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME?
437
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,385
-SHE WASN'T JUMPING.
438
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,387
-WHY DON'T YOU
WANT TO TALK TO ME?!
439
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,856
-WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT I
DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
440
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,157
-YOU DON'T WANT
ME TO TALK TO YOU?
441
00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,060
-SEE? NOW SHE WAS
TWISTING IT ALL AROUND.
442
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,161
-HOW CAN YOU BE FRIENDS
443
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,563
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
TALK TO SOMEBODY?!
444
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,498
-HEY, HEY, HEY.
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
445
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,499
-UH...
446
00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,767
-I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS.
447
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,468
WHAT'S SO AWFUL ABOUT TALKING?
448
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,603
-HEY, ARNOLD.
449
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,305
LOOKS LIKE HONEYMOON TIME.
450
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,107
-HEY, ARNOLD. YOU
POP THE QUESTION YET?
451
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,975
-HA HA. VERY FUNNY.
452
00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,110
-HEY, UH, FARKY,
453
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,112
WHY DO THEY CALL
THESE THINGS "PIGTAILS"?
454
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,015
-IT WAS HORRIBLE.
455
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,452
I WANTED TO TELL THEM TO
KNOCK IT OFF, LEAVE HER ALONE.
456
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,121
AND MARGARET... I
WANTED TO SCREAM AT HER.
457
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,023
WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE SO WEIRD?
458
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,158
WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL?
459
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,427
I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING.
460
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,061
BUT I DIDN'T.
461
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,064
I COULDN'T.
462
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,608
- DUH!
- DUH!
463
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,671
-IT WAS MARGARET
WHO DID THE TALKING.
464
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,974
-I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT.
465
00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,032
- OOH.
- OOH.
- OOH.
466
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,009
-AND SO, THAT LAST
DAY OF SQUARE-DANCING,
467
00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,234
I DANCED ALONE.
468
00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,915
MAYBE IF I'D BEEN
A LITTLE BRAVER,
469
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,085
I COULD HAVE BEEN HER
FRIEND, BUT THE TRUTH IS,
470
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,921
IN SEVENTH GRADE, WHO YOU ARE
471
00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:50,091
IS WHAT OTHER SEVENTH
GRADERS SAY YOU ARE.
472
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,212
THE FUNNY THING IS, IT'S
HARD TO REMEMBER THE NAMES
473
00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,405
OF THE KIDS YOU SPENT SO
MUCH TIME TRYING TO IMPRESS.
474
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,491
BUT YOU DON'T FORGET SOMEONE
LIKE MARGARET FARQUHAR.
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PROFESSOR OF BIOLOGY.
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MOTHER OF SIX.
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FRIEND TO BATS.
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