1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:06,283 -♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪ 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:11,521 ♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪ 3 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:17,460 ♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪ 4 00:00:17,484 --> 00:00:21,164 ♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪ 5 00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:25,368 ♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 6 00:00:25,392 --> 00:00:26,836 -♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪ 7 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,906 -♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 8 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:35,378 -♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪ 9 00:00:35,402 --> 00:00:40,805 - ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪ 10 00:00:51,651 --> 00:00:53,529 -SOME PEOPLE PASS THROUGH YOUR LIFE, 11 00:00:53,553 --> 00:00:55,665 AND YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT THEM AGAIN. 12 00:00:55,689 --> 00:00:58,501 SOME YOU THINK ABOUT AND WONDER, 13 00:00:58,525 --> 00:01:00,525 "WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THEM?" 14 00:01:07,767 --> 00:01:09,734 DENTIST, MAYBE. 15 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,149 GOSSIP COLUMNIST. 16 00:01:13,173 --> 00:01:14,505 NO... DIVORCE LAWYER. 17 00:01:18,111 --> 00:01:21,746 SOME YOU WONDER IF THEY EVER WONDERED WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 18 00:01:25,652 --> 00:01:27,330 AND THEN THERE ARE THOSE... 19 00:01:27,354 --> 00:01:30,155 YOU WISH YOU NEVER HAD TO THINK ABOUT AGAIN. 20 00:01:32,025 --> 00:01:33,970 BUT YOU DO. 21 00:01:36,997 --> 00:01:39,431 -ALL RIGHT. OVER HERE. FORM UP IN TWO LINES. 22 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,380 -WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT? 23 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:44,647 -BEATS ME. 24 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,116 -TODAY, PEOPLE, AND ALL THIS WEEK, 25 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:48,351 WE'LL BE STUDYING UNIT SEVEN 26 00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:51,843 OF YOUR PHYSICAL-EDUCATION CURRICULUM HANDBOOK. 27 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,523 -UNIT SEVEN. 28 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:56,959 IT SMACKED OF ROMANCE. 29 00:01:56,983 --> 00:01:58,495 FARAWAY PLACES. 30 00:01:58,519 --> 00:01:59,885 -UNIT SEVEN. 31 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:02,465 SQUARE DANCING. 32 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:04,901 -SQUARE DANCING?! 33 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:06,403 -WHAT IS IT? 34 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:07,904 WHAT CAN IT DO FOR YOU? 35 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:10,006 -IS THIS DORKY, OR WHAT? 36 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,875 -DEFINITELY DORKY. 37 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:14,144 -I MEAN, COME ON! SQUARE DANCING? 38 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:16,946 WHAT, IN CASE WE EVER CRASH-LANDED IN THE OZARKS? 39 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:25,655 ON THE OTHER HAND, IT MIGHT HAVE ITS FINER ASPECTS. 40 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,790 YEP. NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE SQUARE DANCING. 41 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:43,739 -ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP. 42 00:02:43,763 --> 00:02:45,875 NOW THAT THE LADIES HAVE JOINED US, 43 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:48,178 WE'RE GOING TO ASSIGN PARTNERS FOR THE WEEK. 44 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,314 FINLAN... AND BRYCE. 45 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,049 STEP TO THE CENTER. 46 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,850 -THIS WAS CRITICAL. 47 00:02:54,874 --> 00:02:56,953 WE WERE BEING MATCHED FOR A WEEK. 48 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,654 IN SEVENTH-GRADE TERMS, 49 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,891 THAT TRANSLATES TO ABOUT 11 YEARS. 50 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,193 -KASIMIR AND... REEVE. 51 00:03:04,217 --> 00:03:06,696 -GOD, I SURE HOPE I DON'T GET A LOSER. 52 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,498 -I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 53 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,601 -PFEIFFER AND... GAMBOWSKI. 54 00:03:11,625 --> 00:03:13,603 YES! 55 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:20,243 -OKAY. SO, PAUL HAD HIT THE JACKPOT. 56 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:22,245 I WASN'T WORRIED. 57 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:25,081 STILL PLENTY OF FILLIES LEFT IN THIS PASTURE. 58 00:03:25,105 --> 00:03:26,516 -ARNOLD... 59 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,650 -HERE WE GO. 60 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:29,886 LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY. 61 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,622 - AND FARQUHAR. 62 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:35,658 -AND SUDDENLY, MY LIFE WAS OVER. 63 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,365 I'D JUST BEEN PARTNERED WITH MARGARET FARQUHAR, 64 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,835 THE FLAGSHIP FOR SEVENTH-GRADE WEIRDNESS. 65 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:49,138 SOME PEOPLE MARCH TO THE BEAT OF A DIFFERENT DRUMMER. 66 00:03:49,162 --> 00:03:52,008 MARGARET HAD HER OWN PERCUSSION SECTION. 67 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,142 -YES? 68 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:54,477 -ARE WE GONNA DO-SI-DO? 69 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,600 -WE'LL GET TO THAT. 70 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:57,713 -OH, NO. 71 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:58,748 -YES? 72 00:03:58,772 --> 00:04:00,416 -WHY IS IT CALLED "DO-SI-DO"? 73 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,652 -BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED. 74 00:04:03,676 --> 00:04:05,921 ARNOLD! 75 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,790 -IS THAT CLOCKWISE OR THE OTHER WAY AROUND? 76 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:09,325 -DID I ASK FOR QUESTIONS? 77 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:10,860 I ALWAYS ASK FOR QUESTIONS. 78 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,228 -THAT WAS MARGARET. 79 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,097 SHE COULD GET ON THE NERVES OF ANY TEACHER... 80 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:16,733 INCLUDING GANDHI. 81 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:17,867 -ARNOLD! STEP TO THE CENTER NOW. 82 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:20,058 -GO GET 'EM, TIGER. 83 00:04:24,398 --> 00:04:27,610 -ALL RIGHT. FIRST THINGS FIRST. 84 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:29,734 THE BOW AND CURTSY. 85 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:41,380 -IT WAS GONNA BE A LONG WEEK. 86 00:04:44,484 --> 00:04:46,029 - HEY, ARNOLD! - HERE IT CAME. 87 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,329 THE SHARKS TO THE KILL. 88 00:04:47,353 --> 00:04:49,431 -LOOKED PRETTY HAPPY OUT THERE WITH FARQUHAR. 89 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:51,333 YEAH. THRILLED. 90 00:04:51,357 --> 00:04:55,204 -"UH, EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH... WHY DO THEY CALL IT 'DO-SI-DO?'" 91 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:57,040 - DUH! - DUH! 92 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:59,241 -SCRUB BEHIND YOUR EARS, ARNOLD? 93 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:00,677 -GOT TO WATCH OUT FOR COOTIES. 94 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:02,545 -OKAY. I HAD TO NIP THIS IN THE BUD. 95 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:05,081 I HAD A REPUTATION AT STAKE HERE. 96 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:06,682 -WELL, MAYBE I'LL BE SICK THIS WEEK, 97 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,551 AND ONE OF YOU WILL HAVE TO DANCE WITH HER. 98 00:05:08,575 --> 00:05:09,552 -OH! 99 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:11,087 -KEEP THIS BOY HEALTHY! 100 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,589 -DUH! 101 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:13,690 -DUH! 102 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:14,891 - DUH! - DUH! 103 00:05:14,915 --> 00:05:16,759 -OKAY. I'D HANDLED THAT PRETTY WELL. 104 00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:19,629 BESIDES, THEY WERE JUST A BUNCH OF GOOFY GUYS. 105 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:21,464 I COULD DEAL WITH THEM. 106 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:23,232 -I HEAR YOU'RE IN LOVE. 107 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:26,469 I HEAR YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT HER. 108 00:05:26,493 --> 00:05:28,337 AN HOUR A DAY ISN'T ENOUGH, HUH? 109 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:29,706 -SHUT UP, WAYNE. 110 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,041 -SHUT UP ABOUT WHAT? 111 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:32,108 -NOTHING. 112 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:33,576 -KEVIN WAS SQUARE DANCING IN GYM TODAY. 113 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,044 -SQUARE DANCING? 114 00:05:35,068 --> 00:05:36,379 WHAT KIND OF SPORT IS THAT? 115 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:37,947 DON'T THEY TEACH WRESTLING ANYMORE? 116 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,215 -OH, I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 117 00:05:39,239 --> 00:05:41,851 I'M SURE IT TEACHES GOOD EYE-FOOT COORDINATION. 118 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:44,854 -SO, UH, WHO'D YOU GET AS A PARTNER, KEV? 119 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:45,989 -SOME GIRL. 120 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,423 -SOME GIRL? 121 00:05:47,447 --> 00:05:49,358 OH, SURELY YOU'RE TOO MODEST. 122 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:51,327 -WELL, WHO WAS IT, KEVIN? 123 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,263 MARGARET FARQUHAR. 124 00:05:54,287 --> 00:05:55,898 -I DIDN'T GET THAT. COULD YOU SPEAK UP? 125 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,166 -MARGARET FARQUHAR? 126 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,368 TRUDY FARQUHAR'S SISTER? 127 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:00,836 SHE'S A LITTLE DIFFERENT, ISN'T SHE? 128 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:04,907 ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE'S A JOKE. 129 00:06:04,931 --> 00:06:06,375 SHE'S A GLEEP. 130 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:07,911 SORRY, KEVIN. 131 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,712 -HEY. I DIDN'T PICK HER. 132 00:06:09,736 --> 00:06:12,682 AND BESIDES, FIRST THING TOMORROW, I'M GONNA DUMP HER. 133 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,652 -KEVIN. THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 134 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,320 YOU WOULDN'T REALLY DO THAT, WOULD YOU? 135 00:06:17,344 --> 00:06:18,688 -WELL... 136 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,889 -LOOK, JUST BECAUSE SHE'S DIFFERENT 137 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,323 DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN'T BE NICE TO HER. 138 00:06:21,347 --> 00:06:23,226 -WELL, LOOK... 139 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:26,663 SHE'S JUST... NOT POPULAR, OKAY? 140 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:29,466 -UH-OH. FATAL MISTAKE. 141 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:32,101 I'D OPENED THE DOOR FOR THE MOST DREADED WORDS 142 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,803 IN THE DICTIONARY OF KID-DOM. 143 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,571 -KEVIN... 144 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:38,207 I EXPECT MORE OF YOU THAN THAT. 145 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,442 -AHHH-OUCH! 146 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,678 -ALL JOIN HANDS, CIRCLE LEFT. 147 00:06:42,702 --> 00:06:44,347 PROMENADE THE HALL. 148 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,850 PROMENADE. NOW, DON'T BE SHY. 149 00:06:46,874 --> 00:06:48,751 GRAB YOUR LADY AND PASS ON BY. 150 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:55,157 -WHAT DO MOTHERS KNOW? 151 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,793 LET THEM SPEND A MORNING ON THE SLIPPERY SLOPES 152 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,851 OF SEVENTH-GRADE SOCIETY. 153 00:07:02,990 --> 00:07:05,122 -GIRLS TO THE CENTER. FORM A STAR. 154 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:10,372 -SUDDENLY, I FELT SINGLED OUT. 155 00:07:10,396 --> 00:07:12,474 -BOYS TO THE CENTER. SAME AS BEFORE. 156 00:07:12,498 --> 00:07:14,611 -A MARKED MAN. 157 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,012 -HAVING FUN? 158 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:17,079 -IN YOUR DREAMS. 159 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,314 LOOKS LIKE LOVE TO ME. 160 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:20,316 -ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE MAKES ME WANT TO... 161 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:24,521 -KEVIN, I EXPECT MORE OF YOU THAN THAT. 162 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:26,689 -ALL RIGHT, MOM. ALL RIGHT. 163 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:31,260 SO SUMMONING UP ALL THE HUMANITY I COULD MUSTER... 164 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,429 -NOW BOW TO YOUR PARTNERS. 165 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,998 CLASS DISMISSED. 166 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:38,768 - I FULFILLED MY MORAL RESPONSIBILITY. 167 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:39,824 -SEE YA, MARGARET. 168 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,662 -AND THAT WAS THAT. 169 00:07:54,074 --> 00:07:55,418 -HI, KEVIN. 170 00:07:55,442 --> 00:07:56,686 -UH-OH. KEEP GOING. 171 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,120 -I'M STANDING IN THE HALL. 172 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,522 -NO, DON'T TURN AROUND. 173 00:07:59,546 --> 00:08:01,257 -UH... 174 00:08:01,281 --> 00:08:03,192 -MISS BILLINGS SENT ME OUT HERE. 175 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:05,327 SHE SAYS I ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS. 176 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:06,662 WERE YOU IN THE BATHROOM? 177 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,331 -GREAT. I'D SAID THREE WORDS TO HER. 178 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:10,599 NOW WE WERE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A WHOLE CONVERSATION. 179 00:08:10,623 --> 00:08:11,967 -I HAVE TO GO A LOT, TOO... 180 00:08:11,991 --> 00:08:14,570 WHEN I DRINK TOO MUCH WATER IN THE MORNING. 181 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:15,838 DO YOU LIKE BATS? 182 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:17,740 -BATS? 183 00:08:17,764 --> 00:08:19,208 -I HAVE A FRUIT BAT. 184 00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,043 -MAMA! THIS CHICK WAS WEIRD! 185 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,211 -DO YOU LIKE THE NAME "MORTIMER"? 186 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:24,380 -LOOK, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO CLASS. 187 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,282 - WHAT CLASS? - I GOT TO GO. 188 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:28,184 - OKAY. DID YOU... - I GOT TO GO, MARGARET. 189 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,985 -WELL, I'D LEARNED ONE THING. 190 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,253 -BYE, KEVIN! 191 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:33,489 -NEVER GO TO THE BOYS' ROOM ALONE. 192 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:34,890 STAY IN GROUPS. 193 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:38,795 -HEIDI WORE PERFUME TODAY, THE KIND I'M ALLERGIC TO. 194 00:08:38,819 --> 00:08:42,131 BUT WHEN I SNEEZED, SHE SAID, "GESUNDHEIT." 195 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,099 SHE COULD HAVE JUST SAID, "BLESS YOU," 196 00:08:44,123 --> 00:08:46,769 BUT SHE GAVE IT TO ME IN GERMAN. 197 00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:48,137 -YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, PAUL. 198 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:49,204 -YEAH. 199 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,807 I'M GONNA GO GET AN ICE-CREAM SANDWICH. 200 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,409 GOT TO KEEP UP THAT STRENGTH. 201 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,877 -AMAZING. 202 00:08:54,901 --> 00:08:57,780 FATE HAD GIVEN PAUL HEIDI GAMBOWSKI 203 00:08:57,804 --> 00:08:58,915 AND ME... 204 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,516 BATGIRL. 205 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,418 HECK, IT WAS ALMOST FUNNY, YOU KNOW. 206 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:03,586 -HI! 207 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:04,554 -MARGARET! 208 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,055 -UNH-UNH. NOT ACCEPTABLE. 209 00:09:06,079 --> 00:09:07,323 NOT IN PUBLIC. 210 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:09,992 AN EMPTY HALLWAY, MAYBE. BUT NOT A CAFETERIA. 211 00:09:10,016 --> 00:09:11,649 -DO YOU LIKE CHILI? 212 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,132 -YOU CAN'T SIT HERE. 213 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:18,567 -I ALMOST FELL DOWN DURING THE GRAND RIGHT AND LEFT TODAY. 214 00:09:18,591 --> 00:09:19,702 DID YOU NOTICE? 215 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,370 -THE NERVE OF THIS KID. 216 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,005 -I-I HAVE THESE SEATS SAVED. 217 00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,508 -I WENT ICE-SKATING ONCE, AND I FELL DOWN A LOT. 218 00:09:25,532 --> 00:09:26,709 BUT I ALWAYS THINK 219 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:28,845 YOU GOT TO GET BACK ON THAT HORSE AND RIDE. 220 00:09:28,869 --> 00:09:30,145 -GEEZ. WHAT DID I HAVE TO DO HERE? 221 00:09:30,169 --> 00:09:31,381 CALL WESTERN UNION? 222 00:09:31,405 --> 00:09:32,615 MARGARET... 223 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:35,084 -I EXPECT MORE OF YOU THAN THAT. 224 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,620 -OKAY, SO I WOULDN'T TELL HER. 225 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,191 I'D JUST EAT FAST. VERY FAST. 226 00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:45,127 NO MORAL LAW AGAINST THAT, WAS THERE? 227 00:09:45,151 --> 00:09:46,228 -DO YOU LIKE TO ICE-SKATE? 228 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,831 -WHERE WERE YOU BORN? 229 00:09:48,855 --> 00:09:50,933 -DON'T CHEW! SWALLOW! 230 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:52,234 THEN GET THE HECK OUT OF THERE! 231 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:53,536 -BATS DON'T EAT BREAKFAST, EITHER. 232 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:54,704 -ALMOST HOME NOW. 233 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:56,005 -DO YOU THINK "MORTIMER" IS A GOOD NAME FOR A BAT? 234 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,873 I'M FINISHED. BYE. 235 00:09:57,897 --> 00:09:59,776 - BUT YOU DIDN'T EVEN ANSWER MY... - BYE. 236 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,877 -THERE. I'D MADE IT. NO COOTIES ON ME, RIGHT? 237 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:03,746 -ARE YOU AND MARGARET GOING STEADY NOW? 238 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:08,440 -UGHHHH! 239 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,123 - HEY, ROMEO. - YEAH, ROMEO AND FARQUHAR-ET. 240 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,058 -OH, ROMEO, ROMEO. 241 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:18,160 WHERE "FARQUHART" THOU, OH, ROMEO? 242 00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,963 - DUH! - DUH! 243 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,499 -I NEEDED HELP. 244 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:26,502 -PAUL, DO ME A FAVOR? 245 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:27,903 -SURE. NAME IT. 246 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:29,838 -LET ME DANCE WITH HEIDI TODAY. 247 00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:32,374 -NOT ON YOUR LIFE! 248 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:34,632 -WELL, I WAS ON MY OWN. 249 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,348 THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY TO PUT THE BRAKES ON WITH MARGARET. 250 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:42,084 -HI. 251 00:10:42,108 --> 00:10:43,185 -SNUB HER. 252 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:48,290 -NOW TAKE YOUR LADY BY THE... HAND. 253 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,482 -OH, I-I SPRAINED MY WRIST. 254 00:10:52,919 --> 00:10:54,030 -HEH HEH HEH. 255 00:10:54,054 --> 00:10:55,965 WHY HADN'T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE? 256 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,268 -ALL JOIN HANDS. CIRCLE LEFT. 257 00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:04,874 -YEP. IT WAS WORKING. 258 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:06,530 LIKE A CHARM. 259 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,512 -CIRCLE LEFT AROUND THE RING. 260 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:12,696 PARADE, PARADE, YOU'RE GOING THE RIGHT WAY. 261 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,375 PARADE, PARADE, YOU'RE... GOING THE OTHER WAY. 262 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,282 -THIS WAS GONNA BE TRICKY. 263 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,399 -ALL RIGHT. 264 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,558 WE'LL TRY AGAIN TOMORROW. 265 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:36,739 -SUCCESS. 266 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:39,776 SHE'D FINALLY GOTTEN THE MESSAGE. 267 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:44,246 -I'LL GET IT! 268 00:11:44,270 --> 00:11:45,547 -DID YOU KNOW YOU ONLY LIVE 269 00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,149 FIVE STREETS DOWN AND THREE ACROSS? 270 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,885 -MAYBE ONE THING THAT MADE MARGARET A SOCIAL PARIAH 271 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:51,720 WAS SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE A HINT, 272 00:11:51,744 --> 00:11:52,988 SUBTLE OR OTHERWISE. 273 00:11:53,012 --> 00:11:54,323 -I BROUGHT MORTIMER. 274 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,791 HE'S SLEEPING. DO YOU WANT TO SEE? 275 00:11:55,815 --> 00:11:57,459 -NO. DON'T ENCOURAGE HER. 276 00:11:57,483 --> 00:11:59,462 -MARGARET, YOU CAN'T STAY. 277 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,796 I HAVE, UM... 278 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:01,797 -HOMEWORK. 279 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,498 - HOMEWORK AND, UH... 280 00:12:03,522 --> 00:12:06,001 -UH, A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT. 281 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,770 -DO YOU HAVE A WATER TAP WITH WATER? 282 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,638 -LOOK, I'M REALLY, REALLY BUSY. 283 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:12,675 REALLY, REALLY, REALLY BUSY. 284 00:12:12,699 --> 00:12:13,709 - KEVIN? - SO... 285 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,511 -WHO'S THAT AT THE DOOR? 286 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:18,213 MARGARET? 287 00:12:18,237 --> 00:12:21,350 -UH-OH. I COULD SEE MOM'S RADAR WORKING OVERTIME. 288 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:25,587 IN ABOUT THREE SECONDS, SHE WAS GONNA FALL IN LOVE. 289 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,423 -SHE CAN'T STAY, MOM. 290 00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:30,459 -NOW, I'M SURE SHE CAN STAY FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE. 291 00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,727 CAN'T YOU, MARGARET? 292 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,929 -WELL, FINE. WHY DON'T WE JUST ADOPT HER? 293 00:12:33,953 --> 00:12:35,519 -MAYBE SHE'D LIKE TO SIT DOWN? 294 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:41,058 -THAT WAS IT. MARGARET WAS IN LIKE FLYNN. 295 00:12:43,062 --> 00:12:44,707 -THIS IS MY BAT. 296 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,342 -BUT HOLD ON HERE. 297 00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:47,676 -BAT? 298 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,740 -HE WON'T GO IN YOUR HAIR UNLESS THERE'S BUGS THERE. 299 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,548 I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT ISABELLE, TOO, 300 00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,016 BUT HER TERRARIUM'S TOO HARD TO CARRY. 301 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,818 - ISABELLE? - MY TARANTULA. 302 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:56,919 -HOLY COW. 303 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,187 BATS AND SPIDERS? 304 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,789 TWO OF MOM'S PERSONAL FAVORITES. 305 00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,758 -I ALSO HAVE A LIZARD, BUT HE'S SICK. 306 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,293 -OH. 307 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:06,462 -DID MARGARET KNOW WHAT SHE WAS DOING? 308 00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,030 -THAT'S TOO BAD. 309 00:13:08,054 --> 00:13:09,932 I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER. 310 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,266 -AMAZING. 311 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,202 MRS. BE-NICE-TO-EVERYONE 312 00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:15,438 HAD BEEN CHASED OUT OF HER OWN KITCHEN. 313 00:13:16,629 --> 00:13:18,974 -I-I GUESS YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE BATS. 314 00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,576 -NO. 315 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,601 -YEAH, NEITHER DOES MINE. 316 00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:33,689 -SO, UH... 317 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,947 YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN? 318 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,733 -AND SO, I SPENT AN HOUR 319 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:47,103 WITH THE MOST UNPOPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL. 320 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,971 -DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE WORD "TARANTULA" COMES FROM? 321 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,006 -HUH? 322 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,607 -WELL, THEY HAD THIS DISEASE IN EUROPE 323 00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,742 THAT IF YOU GOT IT MADE YOU JERK AROUND LIKE YOU WERE DANCING. 324 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,210 AND THEY THOUGHT IT CAME FROM SPIDERS. 325 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:56,879 -SHE WAS WEIRD, ALL RIGHT. 326 00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,082 THE FUNNY THING IS, SHE WAS ALSO INTERESTING... 327 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,250 IN A WEIRD WAY. 328 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,752 -SO THEY NAMED THE SPIDER AFTER THE DANCE... 329 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:07,089 TARANTELLA... TARANTULA. 330 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:10,547 -MARGARET, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 331 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:13,663 WHY DO YOU HAVE THREE PIGTAILS? 332 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,566 -BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW 333 00:14:16,590 --> 00:14:19,234 WHEN YOU'RE GONNA NEED AN EXTRA RUBBER BAND. 334 00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:22,137 -I'D NEVER MET ANYONE LIKE HER. 335 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:24,706 NOT THAT I LIKED HER, YOU UNDERSTAND. 336 00:14:24,730 --> 00:14:26,764 STILL... 337 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,514 -SO, YOUR DAD WAS IN THE ARMY? 338 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:34,716 -WE TRAVEL A LOT. 339 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:38,587 DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO'S BEEN TO 12 SCHOOLS IN 8 YEARS? 340 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:41,823 -THAT'S A LOT OF SCHOOLS. 341 00:14:41,847 --> 00:14:45,461 -BATS ARE GOOD TRAVELERS. 342 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,418 DOGS YOU HAVE TO LEAVE BEHIND. 343 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:57,173 -KEVIN, WILL YOUR FRIEND BE STAYING FOR DINNER? 344 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:59,208 -NOW, THAT WAS A PICTURE. 345 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:02,144 MARGARET, MORTIMER, MOM AND DAD AND... 346 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:04,346 WAYNE! 347 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,080 -MARGARET! 348 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,350 YOU GOT TO GO. 349 00:15:07,374 --> 00:15:08,684 - NOW? - YES, NOW. 350 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,452 -CAN I HAVE ANOTHER DRINK OF WATER? 351 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:11,854 -HERE. HERE'S YOUR GLASS. 352 00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,022 THERE'S A HOSE UP THE STREET AROUND THE CORNER. 353 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,156 -KEVIN! 354 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,225 -SORRY, MOM. IT WAS DITCH HER OR DIE. 355 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,360 -WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN COME TO MY HOUSE SOMETIME. 356 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:19,595 -SURE. SURE. 357 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,296 -IF YOU COME TONIGHT, YOU COULD MEET ISABELLE. 358 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,298 - I-I'LL BE THERE. - IS THAT A PROMISE? 359 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:24,366 -MOM? 360 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,400 -YEAH, OKAY. I PROMISE. 361 00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,384 - REALLY? YOU PROMISE? - I PROMISE! 362 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,472 -WHAT'D I MISS, HERE? 363 00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,508 -NOTHING. 364 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:33,809 -NOPE. NOTHING. 365 00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,845 NOTHING AT ALL. 366 00:15:35,869 --> 00:15:40,638 EXCEPT FOR ONE MEANINGLESS LITTLE PROMISE. 367 00:15:45,812 --> 00:15:47,956 -THAT NIGHT I WENT TO MARGARET'S HOUSE. 368 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,292 BUT ONLY BECAUSE I PROMISED. 369 00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,098 -OKAY, MAYBE IT WAS MORE THAN THAT. 370 00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,390 HECK, SHE DID HAVE A TARANTULA IN THERE. 371 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,939 AND IT WAS DARK. 372 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,442 NO ONE WOULD EVER SEE ME... 373 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,345 UNLESS, OF COURSE, SOMEONE HAPPENED TO PASS BY. 374 00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:11,881 SOMEONE I KNEW. 375 00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,816 SOMEONE WHO KNEW MARGARET. 376 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,284 SOMEONE LIKE... 377 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,219 -YOO-HOO! KEVIN! 378 00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:20,055 LOOK, EVERYBODY! IT'S KEVIN ARNOLD! 379 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:21,245 HIT THE FLOODS! 380 00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,027 -DUH! 381 00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:27,332 - DUH! - DUH! - DUH! 382 00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,427 -THERE HE IS. WE SEE HIM. 383 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,174 ATTENTION, NEIGHBORHOOD. 384 00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:40,943 ATTENTION, NEIGHBORHOOD. 385 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:43,011 KEVIN ARNOLD IS AT MARGARET FARQUHAR'S HOUSE. 386 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:44,480 I REPEAT... 387 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,239 KEVIN ARNOLD IS AT MARGARET FARQUHAR'S HOUSE. 388 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:56,981 -COMING! 389 00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:06,101 -UGH. 390 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,537 -HELLO? 391 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:11,662 -ALL IN ALL, I GUESS I LOST MY NERVE. 392 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:19,948 -HEY, HOW DID YOU GET THOSE SCRATCHES ON YOUR ARM? 393 00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:21,450 -I DON'T KNOW. 394 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,352 -LOOKS LIKE YOU FELL IN A PRICKER BUSH. 395 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,988 -PAUL, WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH THIS STUFF? 396 00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,056 HOW DO YOU I DIDN'T GET INTO A FIGHT 397 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,291 WITH CAT OR SOMETHING? 398 00:17:29,315 --> 00:17:31,059 -WELL, YOU SEE, THESE SCRATCHES ARE LIGHTER, 399 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,261 AND A CAT'S ARE, YOU KNOW. 400 00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:34,429 -PAUL, LOOK, I JUST HAVE TO BE 401 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,431 BY MYSELF FOR A WHILE, OKAY? 402 00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,866 -SURE. 403 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,458 BUT I STILL SAY IT LOOKS LIKE YOU FELL ON A PRICKER BUSH. 404 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,810 -I'D MADE MY DECISION. 405 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:50,079 THIS COULDN'T GO ON. 406 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:52,936 IT WAS TIME TO DEAL WITH IT ONCE AND FOR ALL. 407 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:58,854 -MARGARET? 408 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:02,258 -HI, KEVIN. 409 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,693 WHERE YOU AT MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT? 410 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,629 MY BELL RANG. DID YOU RING MY BELL? 411 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:08,830 -THAT'S RIGHT. 412 00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,732 POUR ON THE OLD GUILT, WHY DON'T YOU? 413 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,535 -MY MOTHER MADE POPCORN. 414 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,636 -MARGARET... 415 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,372 I-I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE. 416 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,174 -WHAT? 417 00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,474 -AND THEN I HAD AN IDEA. 418 00:18:19,498 --> 00:18:20,842 A GREAT IDEA. 419 00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:23,412 -WELL, YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU, AND... 420 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,146 I THINK YOU'RE REALLY NICE. 421 00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,016 BUT, SO, WE CAN TALK TO EACH OTHER. 422 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,286 BUT NOT AT SCHOOL. 423 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,087 OR AT MY HOUSE. 424 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,523 OR IN FRONT OF ANYBODY. 425 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,726 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE COULD STILL BE FRIENDS. 426 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,794 YOU KNOW... 427 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,097 JUST NO ONE WOULD HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 428 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:46,668 WE'D BE, UM... SECRET FRIENDS. 429 00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,770 OKAY? 430 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,806 -ZOWIE! TALK ABOUT A SOLUTION. 431 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,240 -SECRET FRIENDS? 432 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,442 -WELL, YEAH... 433 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,744 KIND OF. 434 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,247 -THE FUNNY THING IS, I ACTUALLY BELIEVED 435 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,649 SHE'D JUMP AT THE OPPORTUNITY. 436 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,317 -YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ME? 437 00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:03,385 -SHE WASN'T JUMPING. 438 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,387 -WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME?! 439 00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:07,856 -WELL, I DIDN'T SAY THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 440 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,157 -YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TALK TO YOU? 441 00:19:09,181 --> 00:19:12,060 -SEE? NOW SHE WAS TWISTING IT ALL AROUND. 442 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,161 -HOW CAN YOU BE FRIENDS 443 00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,563 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY?! 444 00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,498 -HEY, HEY, HEY. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 445 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:17,499 -UH... 446 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:18,767 -I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS. 447 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,468 WHAT'S SO AWFUL ABOUT TALKING? 448 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,603 -HEY, ARNOLD. 449 00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,305 LOOKS LIKE HONEYMOON TIME. 450 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,107 -HEY, ARNOLD. YOU POP THE QUESTION YET? 451 00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,975 -HA HA. VERY FUNNY. 452 00:19:26,999 --> 00:19:28,110 -HEY, UH, FARKY, 453 00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:31,112 WHY DO THEY CALL THESE THINGS "PIGTAILS"? 454 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,015 -IT WAS HORRIBLE. 455 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:36,452 I WANTED TO TELL THEM TO KNOCK IT OFF, LEAVE HER ALONE. 456 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:39,121 AND MARGARET... I WANTED TO SCREAM AT HER. 457 00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,023 WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE SO WEIRD? 458 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,158 WHY COULDN'T SHE JUST BE NORMAL? 459 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,427 I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING. 460 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:47,061 BUT I DIDN'T. 461 00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:49,064 I COULDN'T. 462 00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:50,608 - DUH! - DUH! 463 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,671 -IT WAS MARGARET WHO DID THE TALKING. 464 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,974 -I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT. 465 00:19:58,998 --> 00:20:02,032 - OOH. - OOH. - OOH. 466 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:35,009 -AND SO, THAT LAST DAY OF SQUARE-DANCING, 467 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:37,234 I DANCED ALONE. 468 00:20:39,138 --> 00:20:40,915 MAYBE IF I'D BEEN A LITTLE BRAVER, 469 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,085 I COULD HAVE BEEN HER FRIEND, BUT THE TRUTH IS, 470 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:46,921 IN SEVENTH GRADE, WHO YOU ARE 471 00:20:46,945 --> 00:20:50,091 IS WHAT OTHER SEVENTH GRADERS SAY YOU ARE. 472 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,212 THE FUNNY THING IS, IT'S HARD TO REMEMBER THE NAMES 473 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:14,405 OF THE KIDS YOU SPENT SO MUCH TIME TRYING TO IMPRESS. 474 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:22,491 BUT YOU DON'T FORGET SOMEONE LIKE MARGARET FARQUHAR. 475 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,859 PROFESSOR OF BIOLOGY. 476 00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:27,362 MOTHER OF SIX. 477 00:21:27,386 --> 00:21:29,386 FRIEND TO BATS.