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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪

♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪

♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS, AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪

♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪

♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪ - ♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪

-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

-♪ I'M SAYIN' I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪ - ♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS ♪

- ♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪ - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪

-IN ALL THE YEARS I SPENT

GROWING UP IN MY PARENTS' HOUSE,

I DON'T THINK I EVER HEARD THEM USE THE WORD "RELATIONSHIP."

NOT ONCE.

-DAMN TAXES ARE GIVIN' ME INDIGESTION.

-"INDIGESTION," "TAXES," "DAMN"...

THESE WERE WORDS YOU HEARD A LOT.

I GUESS MY MOM JUST EXPECTED MY DAD TO BE A GOOD MAN...

HONEST, LOYAL, A GOOD PROVIDER...

HOPEFULLY POSSESSED OF GOOD TABLE MANNERS.

EXCUSE ME.

-AND MY DAD EXPECTED MY MOM TO BE A GOOD WOMAN...

HONEST, LOYAL, A GOOD MOTHER...

-WHAT IS THIS?

-TUNA TETRAZZINI.

- AND, HOPEFULLY, A GOOD COOK.

-AND THAT WAS ABOUT IT.

BUT IF MY PARENTS DIDN'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS,

THEY KNEW A LOT ABOUT MARRIAGE...

LIKE HOW TO MAKE A JOINT DECISION.

MOM WOULD CHOOSE WHAT SHE LIKED...

DAD WOULD CHOOSE WHAT HE LIKED...

THEN THEY'D SETTLE ON SOMETHING...

NO ONE OF OUR SPECIES COULD LIKE.

THEY COULD COMPLETELY DISAGREE ABOUT SOMETHING

WITHOUT DIRECTLY CONTRADICTING EACH OTHER.

-THAT WAS 29.

-I TOLD YOU... I'M STAYIN' ON 17 UNTIL ABBOTSVILLE.

-♪ IT'S NOT UNUSUAL TO HAVE FUN... ♪

-YOU THINK I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN 29.

-I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

YOU CAN STAY ON 17.

-THANK YOU.

-♪ IT'S NOT UNUSUAL... ♪

-BUT THAT WAS 29.

-THE ONE THING MY PARENTS WOULD NEVER, EVER DO...

-♪ IT'S NOT UNUSUAL... ♪

- IS YELL AT EACH OTHER IN FRONT OF THE KIDS. - OW!

- KEVIN! WAYNE! I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK IT OFF! - BOYS, THAT IS ENOUGH!

-COURSE, THEY HAD NO PROBLEM YELLING AT THE KIDS

IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER.

-♪ WHEN I FALL IN LOVE ♪

♪ IT WILL BE FOREVER ♪

♪ OR I'LL NEVER FALL ♪

♪ IN LOVE ♪

♪ IN A RESTLESS WORLD LIKE THIS IS... ♪

-I GUESS I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT OF MY PARENTS AS BEING IN LOVE.

BUT MAYBE THAT'S THE BEST THING FOR A KID...

TO NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

IT'S JUST ALWAYS THERE...

LIKE THE GROUND YOU WALK ON.

-THE SURFACE OF THE EARTH MAY LOOK STABLE,

BUT IT'S IN CONSTANT MOTION, SHIFTED BY MOLTEN FORCES BELOW.

THE SHAPES OF OUR CONTINENTS,

SO FAMILIAR TO US TODAY,

WILL SHIFT AND RE-FORM LIKE SO MUCH POND SCUM.

-MR. CANTWELL HAD SUCH A ROSY VIEW

OF THE MIRACLES OF SCIENCE.

-FOR EXAMPLE,

SCIENTISTS ESTIMATE THAT IN A MERE 2 MILLION YEARS,

THE UNITED STATES,

WHICH NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS...

WILL LOOK LIKE THIS.

-IT WAS A HORRIFYING THOUGHT...

OUR ONCE-PROUD NATION, SHAPED...

LIKE A WIENER DOG.

-LIGHTS UP.

TOMORROW, SECTION 6 OF "OUR CHANGING PLANET...

"EARTHQUAKE AND CATACLYSM...

MAN'S DALLIANCE WITH DEATH."

HAVE A NICE DAY.

-PAUL, ARE YOU COMING?

-WHY DOES OUR PLANET HAVE TO CHANGE?

-WHAT?

-WHY DOES OUR PLANET HAVE TO CHANGE?

I LIKE IT THE WAY IT IS.

-PAUL HAD A WAY OF TAKING THINGS

A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO HEART.

-DID YOU FEEL SOMETHING?!

I THINK I JUST FELT SOMETHING.

- PAUL... - I SWEAR I FELT SOMETHING!

-PAUL, IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT LIKE THE WORLD'S

GONNA TURN UPSIDE DOWN OVERNIGHT OR SOMETHING.

-OH, KEVIN? WILL YOU LOOK AT THIS BOWL?

-YEAH?

-YOU THINK IT'S BIG ENOUGH FOR THE SWEDISH MEATBALLS?

- 88 SQUARE MILES OF NORTH VIETNAMESE TERRITORY.

-SURE.

-OH, WAYNE? YOU SEE THAT BOWL?

- YEAH. - WILL YOU TAKE IT OVER TO THE TABLE?

-SURE.

-OH, NOT THERE. KAREN...

THAT BOWL THERE? - THIS ONE?

-YEAH. WILL YOU PUT THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TABLE?

-OKAY.

-WELL, I GUESS THAT'S EVERYTHING.

OH, UH, JACK, WOULD YOU LIFT UP THAT BOWL?

-SOMETHING ABOUT A BOWL HERE?

- MORE THAN 300 AMERICAN AIRMEN...

WHOSE PLANES WERE SHOT DOWN OVER NORTH VIETNAM.

-WHAT?

-NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT?

-YOU CHANGED YOUR HAIR.

-I CHANGED MY HAIR THREE WEEKS AGO.

-THAT'S WHAT I MEANT. THREE WEEKS AGO.

NO!

THE BOWL!

DIDN'T ANYBODY NOTICE THE NEW BOWL?

I MADE IT!

- OH. - OH. - OH! COOL, MOM!

-WOW.

-HOW'D YOU MAKE IT?

-WELL, I SIGNED UP FOR THIS CERAMICS COURSE

AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE.

I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF DOING THAT,

BUT JOYCE MITSEDAKIS WAS SIGNING UP,

AND SHE SAID IT SOUNDED REALLY NEAT,

AND I THOUGHT...

WHY NOT?

SO, I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE

'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IF I'D BE REALLY GOOD AT IT.

I MEAN, I KNOW IT'S NOT REALLY GOOD,

BUT IT'S JUST MY FIRST ONE.

-IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE LOPSIDED?

-WELL, NO. I TRIED TO...

-I THINK IT'S COOL THAT IT'S LOPSIDED.

I MEAN, IT'S, LIKE, MORE NATURAL-LOOKING.

-IT REALLY IS KIND OF NEAT, YOU KNOW?

YOU PUT THIS PIECE OF CLAY ON THE POTTER'S WHEEL.

YOU FLIP THE SWITCH, POKE YOUR FINGERS INTO IT,

AND IT JUST TURNS INTO A BOWL, LIKE MAGIC.

IT'S AMAZING TO THINK OF ALL THE THINGS

YOU COULD DO WITH THIS. I MEAN, YOU COULD MAKE...

-MOM! THAT'S FASCINATING.

MAYBE WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT OVER DINNER.

-I COULD TELL MY MOTHER WAS WAITING FOR SOMETHING,

ALTHOUGH SHE WASN'T GOING TO COME RIGHT OUT AND ASK FOR IT.

SHE WANTED MY FATHER TO SAY HE LIKED THE BOWL.

AND I'M SURE HE KNEW SHE WANTED HIM TO SAY HE LIKED THE BOWL.

AND SHE KNEW HE KNEW SHE WANTED HIM

TO SAY HE LIKED THE BOWL, BUT FOR SOME REASON

THAT I DON'T THINK ANY OF US UNDERSTOOD...

- HE WASN'T SAYING IT.

-SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, HONEY?

-A DIRECT QUESTION.

THIS WAS A BOLD AND UNEXPECTED MOVE.

-SMELLS GREAT.

LET'S EAT.

-LISTEN TO THIS.

"THE ENTIRE SUBCONTINENT OF INDIA WAS ONCE AN ISLAND.

IN THE EARLY TERTIARY PERIOD, IT BEGAN MOVING TOWARD ASIA,

AND EVENTUALLY THE TWO COLLIDED,

FORCING THE HIMALAYAS VIOLENTLY UPWARD."

-PAUL, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS NAME FOUR MAJOR FAULT LINES,

AND THEN WE'LL BE DONE.

-WHERE IS INDIA GOING?!

ASIA'S NOT GONNA BUDGE.

IT'S CRAZY!

-COME ON, PAUL. FAULT LINES.

-OH, YOU WANT FAULT LINES? THERE'S MILLIONS OF 'EM.

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

-LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MILLIONS OF FAULT LINES.

WE ONLY NEED FOUR.

-THERE COULD BE ONE RUNNING RIGHT UNDER THIS HOUSE.

IT COULD BLOW ANY TIME.

-PAUL!

-OKAY, UM...

WHERE'S THE MAP?

-BUT PAUL WAS STARTING TO GET TO ME.

I KEPT THINKING OF THE TIME WE CUT OPEN THE GOLF BALL.

ALL NICE AND SMOOTH ON THE OUTSIDE,

AND ON THE INSIDE...

ALL THAT WOUND-UP, WORMY RUBBER.

IT WAS CREEPY!

AND THEN I STARTED TO THINK, WHAT IF...

-KEVIN?

-HUH?

-W-WHAT IS THIS?

-I DON'T KNOW.

I THINK IT'S A... CANDLE-HOLDER OR SOMETHING.

-IT'S WEIRD.

-NO, IT'S NOT WEIRD. MY MOM MADE IT.

SHE'S TAKING A POTTERY CLASS.

-HOW COME?

-I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SHE FIGURED WE NEEDED... POTS.

-WHERE'S MY CUP?!

WHERE THE HELL IS MY CUP?

-OH, I THINK KEVIN USED IT.

-I DID NOT.

-I'M SORRY, BUT IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS,

WE MUST EXPLORE ALL AVENUES.

-NORMA?!

WHERE'S MY CUP?!

-I GUESS I SHOULD MENTION HERE THAT MY DAD HAD THIS CUP.

IT HAD A PICTURE OF FISH PLAYING POKER ON IT,

AND IT SAID, "GREETINGS FROM INDEPENDENCE, MISSOURI."

HE LOVED THAT CUP.

-IT APPEARS THAT WASHINGTON IS CALLING ALL THE SHOTS.

-WHAT WAS IT DOIN' WAY BACK THERE?

-I MADE YOU A NEW ONE.

- OH. - FRAGILE STABILITY

THAT HE HAS BROUGHT TO VIETNAMESE POLITICS...

-SEE? I MADE THE HANDLE BIGGER SO IT'S EASIER TO USE.

-OH.

-OH, I JUST THOUGHT, THIS ONE'S ALL STAINED AND CHIPPED,

AND I WANTED YOU TO HAVE A NICE, NEW CUP FOR A CHANGE.

-BUT I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE. I LIKE MY OLD CUP.

-HONEY, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE CUP I MADE,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE IT.

-OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'LL USE IT.

-NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO!

I DON'T WANT YOU TO USE IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, JACK!

-I WANT TO USE IT!

-YOU NOTICE HE DIDN'T SAY HE LIKED IT.

-WELL, MAYBE YOU COULD USE BOTH CUPS, DAD.

SEE, THAT WAY, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO...

GET UP AND...

POUR YOURSELF A...

SECOND CUP.

- MINOR ITEMS THEY MAY SEEM TO AMERICANS...

-THIS IS NICE, MOM.

-YEAH? YOU REALLY THINK SO?

-YEAH. YEAH, I DO.

I... I THINK IT'S REALLY INTERESTING.

-RICHARD SAID IT HAD A REAL FEELING OF TEXTURALITY,

OR TEXTUALITY, OR SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW...

-DAD'S GRUNT MEANT "WHO IS THIS RICHARD,

AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO MY WIFE ABOUT TEXTUALITY?"

-RICHARD HAD TO TEACH A BLIND MAN ONCE

HOW TO THROW POTS,

SO HE TAUGHT HIMSELF HOW TO DO IT WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.

-THAT'S REALLY BEAUTIFUL!

-AND THAT MEANT "I WONDER HOW FAR I COULD THROW THIS GUY

WITH MY EYES CLOSED."

-NOW RICHARD'S TEACHING HIMSELF TO POT WITH HIS FEET,

BECAUSE THERE'S THIS MAN WITH NO HANDS...

-HMM.

-THAT NIGHT AT DINNER, THINGS WERE QUIET...

TOO QUIET.

I COULDN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT

WHAT MY PARENTS WERE SO MAD ABOUT.

I JUST WISHED THEY'D SAY SOMETHING...

ANYTHING.

I WOULDN'T EVEN MIND IF THEY YELLED AT ME.

AT LEAST IT WOULD BE SOMETHING THEY COULD DO TOGETHER.

THAT WAS IT!

IF I JUST DID SOMETHING REALLY, REALLY BAD,

THEN DAD WOULD YELL AT ME,

AND MOM WOULD YELL AT ME,

AND THEY'D BOTH BE YELLING AT ME,

AND BEFORE YOU KNEW IT

THEY'D BE THINKING AND FEELING AS ONE!

-KEVIN, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN'?!

-OKAY. THAT'S GREAT.

NOW, MOM...

-TONIGHT, WHILE YOU SLEEP, PAL!

-WHOOPS.

-TOKYO EARTHQUAKE, 1923.

300,000 BUILDINGS COMPLETELY DEMOLISHED.

140,000 PEOPLE CRUSHED OR BURNT TO DEATH.

ONE MINUTE... A THRIVING METROPOLIS.

THE NEXT MINUTE... BINGO...

A HELLISH NIGHTMARE OF DEATH AND DEVASTATION.

BODIES TWISTED AND BROKEN BEYOND RECOGNITION.

KEVIN?

-THAT KIND OF THING COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE, COULD IT?

-OH, IT COULDN'T, HMM?

THAT WOULD BE A COMFORTING THOUGHT, WOULDN'T IT?

BUT IS IT ACCURATE? IS IT SCIENTIFIC?

HMM?

WHO CAN TELL ME WHERE THE MOST DEVASTATING EARTHQUAKE

IN THE LAST 200 YEARS TOOK PLACE, HMM?

1811, MISSOURI.

ONE MINUTE... A PEACEFUL PLAIN

OF SMALL TOWNS AND ROLLING FARMLAND.

THE NEXT MINUTE... BINGO...

A HELLISH NIGHTMARE OF DEATH AND DEVASTATION.

BODIES TWISTED AND BROKEN BEYOND RECOGNITION.

-I GLUED IT TOGETHER!

SO IT WORKS NOW.

SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO USE IT, IT'LL BE RIGHT HERE.

UNLESS IT... GETS UP AND WALKS AWAY.

-I THOUGHT I'D CLOSE WITH A JOKE.

DON'T WE HAVE ANY PEPSI?

-NO, WE'RE OUT.

-OH.

YOU GOIN' TO THE STORE?

-I HADN'T PLANNED TO.

-WHERE ARE YOU GOIN'?

-CLASS.

-I THOUGHT YOU HAD CLASS ON WEDNESDAY.

-I HAVE TO TAKE MY VASE OUT OF THE KILN.

-WELL, YOU GONNA STOP AT THE STORE ON YOUR WAY HOME?

-IF YOU WANT ME TO.

-I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED YOU TO...

- OKAY. - BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO,

YOU CAN GET ME SOME PEPSI.

-YOU WANT PEPSI? I'LL GET YOU PEPSI.

-NAH, FORGET IT. I'LL DRINK THE FRESCA.

-NO, I SAID I'LL GET YOU SOME PEPSI.

-NAH, FORGET IT.

-I SAID I'LL GET IT! OKAY?!

-OKAY!

-FINE.

-FINE!

-THIS WAS GETTIN' WEIRD!

I'D NEVER SEEN MY PARENTS LIKE THIS.

THE TENSION WAS BECOMING UNBEARABLE.

WE ALL FELT IT.

EACH IN OUR OWN WAY.

- INTO THE SECONDARY,

AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'LL GO ALL THE WAY.

HOWEVER, HE'S TRIPPED UP AT THE 40-YARD LINE...

-FOURTH DOWN. THINK THEY'LL GO FOR IT?

THEY WERE IN THE SAME SITUATION LAST WEEK,

AND THEY WENT FOR IT, REMEMBER?

- 5,000 FANS ON HAND FOR A PERFECT AFTERNOON...

-YEAH, THAT WAS REALLY STUPID. ALMOST COST THEM THE GAME.

SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY'LL GO WITH, THEN?

- ON FOURTH DOWN.

-A DRAW PLAY.

THINK THAT'LL BE THEIR BEST SHOT, HUH?

- ALREADY GOING TO A BOWL GAME,

BUT WHICH ONE DEPENDS ON THE OUTCOME OF THIS CONTEST

THIS AFTERNOON.

-WHAT IS THIS?

-IT'S AN ASHTRAY.

-DOESN'T LOOK LIKE AN ASHTRAY.

-WELL, UH, I THINK, UM...

THESE ARE WHERE THE CIGARETTES GO, AND...

THE ASHES FALL DOWN HERE.

SEE?

-WHAT DOES SHE THINK?

WE'RE GONNA HAVE 200 PEOPLE SMOKING HERE AT ONCE?

-IF THEY WIN...

-I DON'T KNOW.

-WHY CAN'T SHE MAKE AN ASHTRAY THAT LOOKS LIKE AN ASHTRAY?

- GREAT DEAL OF SUCCESS IN THEIR LAST FOUR MEETINGS.

-I DON'T KNOW.

-I DIDN'T KNOW.

I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW WHY IT MATTERED

WHAT HER ASHTRAY LOOKED LIKE,

BUT SOMETHING HERE OBVIOUSLY MATTERED.

-SO, DAD.

-HMM?

-DID YOU KNOW THAT INDIA USED TO BE AN ISLAND?

-HMM.

- ONCE AGAIN.

-HI, MOM!

YOU MADE THAT?

-MM-HMM.

-THAT'S REALLY NICE!

I LIKE THAT!

-MOM, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.

LOOK AT THIS.

-YEAH, THAT ONE DIDN'T TURN OUT TOO BAD, DID IT?

-NO. IT'S REALLY GOOD!

-YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS ON THIS ONE.

RICHARD TOLD US TO KEEP OUR EYES CLOSED,

AND WHEN HE SHUT HIS... I PEEKED.

-YOU ARE TURNING INTO SUCH A REBEL.

I MEAN, TOMORROW WE'RE GONNA COME HOME

AND FIND YOU BURNING YOUR BRAS.

-KAREN!

-YOU KNOW, MOM, YOU SHOULD MAKE MORE LIKE THIS ONE.

I MEAN, I BET YOU COULD SELL 'EM

AT THE LITTLE CRAFT STORE DOWN BY THE MOVIE THEATER.

-YOU REALLY THINK SO?

YEAH!

-DID YOU GET THE PEPSI?

-OH. I FORGOT.

-GREAT.

-WELL, I'M SORRY. I JUST FORGOT.

-I KNOW.

-I'M SORRY.

DON'T GET UPSET. I'LL JUST GO GET IT NOW.

-I'M NOT UPSET.

IT'S JUST THAT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GET THE PEPSI.

IF I HAD KNOWN YOU WEREN'T GONNA GET THE PEPSI, I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN IT MYSELF.

I MEAN, YOU SHOULDN'T SAY

YOU'RE GONNA GET PEPSI FOR SOMEONE

IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA FORGET TO GET IT.

-OH, I SEE.

I'M SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHEN I'M GONNA FORGET SOMETHING?

-SURE.

I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA FORGET.

-TIME TO CHECK THE SCORE ON THE OLD BALLGAME.

THERE REALLY WASN'T MUCH I COULD ADD

TO THE CONVERSATION.

-YOU KNOW, DAD...

SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE SUCH A MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.

-KAREN, ON THE OTHER HAND,

SOMEHOW KNEW JUST THE RIGHT THING TO SAY.

-WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

-I BETTER GET YOUR PEPSI

WHILE IT'S STILL FRESH ON MY MIND.

-DON'T BOTHER. I'LL GET IT.

-NO, THAT'S OKAY, JACK. I'LL GET IT.

-I SAID I'LL GET IT.

DON'T BREAK IT!

-I'M NOT GONNA BREAK IT, NORMA!

-LOOK, JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE MY POTTERY

IS NO REASON TO SMASH IT TO PIECES!

-I DON'T HATE YOUR POTTERY!

-NOTICE HE DIDN'T SAY HE LIKED IT.

-WELL, YOU CERTAINLY ACT LIKE YOU HATE IT.

-AND WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

-IT MEANS THAT FROM THE MOMENT I STARTED DOING THIS,

YOU HAVEN'T HAD ONE NICE THING TO SAY!

-WELL, MAYBE I'M NOT BIG ON POTTERY!

SO SUE ME!

-WELL, YOU CERTAINLY SEEM FOND

OF YOUR STUPID LITTLE FISH CUP!

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE SO ATTACHED TO ANYTHING

SINCE KEVIN HAD TO GIVE UP HIS BLANKIE!

-I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS!

-WELL, MAYBE I DO, JACK. IT'S NOT FAIR.

YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG!

-YOU'RE CRAZY! I'M NOT MAKING YOU FEEL ANYTHING!

-OH, SURE. YOU'VE BEEN A REGULAR MR. SUNSHINE.

YOU KNOW, JACK, THE KIDS ALL SAY, "THAT'S NICE, MOM."

MY FRIENDS SAY, "THAT'S NICE, NORMA."

MY TEACHER SAYS, "VERY GOOD, MRS. ARNOLD."

AND YOU SAY, "WHERE'S THE PEPSI?"

-I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

-I SPEND MY TIME TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING NICE

FOR THE FAMILY,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE COMMON COURTESY

TO SAY YOU LIKE IT!

-DON'T GIVE ME THAT, NORMA!

THIS FAMILY DOESN'T NEED AN ASHTRAY FOR 200 PEOPLE!

THIS FAMILY NEEDS PEPSI!

-THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!

JACK, YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO YOURSELF...

"I WANT MY PEPSI! I WANT MY CUP!"

YOU SOUND LIKE AN INFANT!

-DON'T YOU EVER... EVER...

SPEAK TO ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!

-I'LL SPEAK THE WAY I WANT TO.

-FINE.

DON'T EXPECT ME TO LISTEN TO IT.

-THE SILENCE THAT FILLED OUR HOUSE THAT NIGHT

WAS LIKE ICE.

MY DAD DIDN'T COME HOME UNTIL AFTER MIDNIGHT.

-OW! DAMN.

-I KNOW IT SOUNDS STRANGE, BUT THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME

I'D EVER SEEN MY PARENTS ALONE TOGETHER.

-DID YOU BURN YOURSELF?

MM-HMM.

-IS IT OKAY?

-YEAH.

That's good.

-I GUESS SOMETIMES THE GROUND CAN SHIFT BENEATH YOUR FEET.

SOMETIMES YOUR FOOTING SLIPS... YOU STUMBLE.

AND SOMETIMES YOU GRAB WHAT'S CLOSEST TO YOU...

AND HOLD ON... AS TIGHT AS YOU CAN.

-♪ WHEN I FALL IN LOVE ♪

♪ IT WILL BE FOREVER ♪

♪ OR I'LL NEVER FALL ♪

♪ IN LOVE ♪

♪ IN A RESTLESS WORLD ♪

♪ LIKE THIS IS ♪

♪ LOVE IS ENDED BEFORE IT'S BEGUN ♪

♪ AND TOO MANY MOONLIGHT KISSES ♪

♪ SEEM TO COOL IN THE WARMTH OF THE SUN ♪

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