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Mr. Marcus Skinner,
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care of the English depa/tment,
Stanford university.
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Dear Mr. Skinner,
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my name is Shaun brumder,
and I think you're a total genius.
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I live in California,
in a place called orange county.
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A year ago, / was just
another orange county sun'er,
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spending my days at the beach
with my buddies...
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Playing volleyball...
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Spike it, Shaun!
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And spending my nights
around a bonfire, partying.
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School was always a walk for me.
I did pretty well without trying too hard.
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Tropical storm three miles off laguna.
Let's go, dude! Surf's up!
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But/ was easily distracted.
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- What about next period?
- Twenty-footers, man! Screw your period.
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Twenty-footers!
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Then, last April,
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me and my crew drove out to emerald cove
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to catch some major Tsunami waves.
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I don't know, you guys.
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Dude, face the fear.
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This is intense!
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Righteous!
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J” close your eyes
then it's past j”
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j” story of m y life j”
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lonny always said that he wanted to die
eating foam in a massive wipeout,
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but I bet he's up in heaven right now...
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After lonny drowned,
I did some heavy meditating.
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I thought, maybe there's more to life
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than extreme spon's
and trying to get la/o'.
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Maybe there is a bigger purpose for me,
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and I've just been too high
to figure it out.
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I was sitting on the beach,
totally cogitating.
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Ilooked down, and there, in the sand,
was a copy of your book.
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/t was like a s/gn,
like your book was calling out to me.
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Read me.
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For the next few days,
I read it from cover to cover.
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Your book totally captured
what it's like to be a teenager:
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The excitement, the confus/on,
the horniness.
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Sometimes llaughed so hard,
I thought I was going to puke and die.
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And other times, I cried.
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Shaun, are you okay?
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It's just so sad.
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I read your book 52 times that month,
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and I finally realized
whatl wanted to do with my life.
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I want to be a writer.
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I've been writing ever since.
It's all I e ver do.
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All day and all night somet/mes.
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/t was hard to get going,
but once I did, / couldn't stop.
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I'm like a machine,
and nothing else matters.
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- Guys, I'm selling my board.
- No!
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I don't have time to surf.
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- I need to focus on my writing.
- What?
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M y friends think / 've lost my mind.
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He's lost his mind.
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Let's get lit and go jump
off the roof of my house.
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Now you're talking.
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I need some feedback,
and there's no one here to help me.
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I've got your story here, Shaun. Wow!
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I have the sneaking suspicion
that my English teacher is illiterate.
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I noticed you used a lot of big words.
Nice. Good for you.
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It was a little long,
so I didn't read the whole thing,
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but who cares 'cause I gave you an a?
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My brother, Lance, is perpetually
recovering from the night before.
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I'm sorry. I don't feel good.
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My girlfriend is the only one
who's actually read my work,
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but she is always so positive,
it's hard to take her seriously
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it's, like, the best story I've ever read.
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- Really?
- It's funny and original.
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I mean, I think it could be a movie.
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I don'tknow
if orange county's the best environment
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for an aspiring writer,
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so I'm applying to Stanford
to study with you.
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You are a shoo-in.
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Do you think I should apply
to some safety schools?
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No need. Don't you be a scaredy-cat.
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There's no doubt in my mind
that you're gonna go to Berkeley.
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Stanford.
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Yeah,
Stanford is where you're going, mister.
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I'm sending you a copy of m y story
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hopefully with your wisdom and guidance,
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I will one day be a real writer.
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I/ook forward to seeing you
in the fall, ll/lr. Skinner.
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Your greatest admirer, Shaun brumder,
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J” aoy'ectives on the typewriterj”
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j” he moves his words
like a prizefighter j”
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j” the frenzied pace of the mind j”
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j” inside the cell j”
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j” the man on the street
ll/light just as well be j”
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j” the man on the street
ll/light just as well j”
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j” the man on the street
ll/light just as well be j”
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j” outside, outside the walls j”
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j” out there you don't hear
the echoes and calls j”
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j” but the steel eye, tight jaw j”
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j” sayital/j”
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j” sayital/j”
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j” but the white paint, plastic saints j”
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j” sayital/j”
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j” sayital/j”
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j” sayital/j”
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j” say it all, say it a/lj”
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j” say it all, say it a/lj”
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J” say it all, sayitj”
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j” somebodyj” -
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J” has got to say it all j”
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- Watch it, man!
- What are you doing lying here?
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Oh, my parole officer wants to give me
a drug test. I need your urine.
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Can I score some of your piss?
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- Yeah.
- Awesome, man.
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- Bob?
- Don't yell at me!
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Bob, are you okay?
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- Mom! Hey, mom!
- I know what I'm doing!
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- What?
- Something's wrong with Bob.
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- Did you feed him his pills today?
- I don't know. Is he okay?
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You gotta remember
to feed him his pills, mom.
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Lupe, did you give Bob his pills?
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I'm not a nurse.
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Shaun,
you've got to get rid of her right now.
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Okay, baby? She has a bad attitude.
And she's...
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You stole my palmpilot! You did!
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Admit it.
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- That's it!
- No, you did.
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Mmm!
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Yeah, it's over.
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What? What happened? What did she say?
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Uh, she's sorry,
and she thinks you're an incredible lady.
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Listen, mom, when the mail comes,
will you call me on my cell?
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'Cause I'm supposed to hear
from Stanford today.
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Okay.
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Oh, come on, don't get upset, mom.
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All right? You knew
this day was gonna come.
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I'm just going to college.
It's not like I'm leaving the planet.
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Mom, get a grip.
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No, I won't. I'm going back to bed.
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J” you may push me around j”
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j” but you cannot win j”
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Shaunie, check this out, man.
You've got to help us out.
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- This punk... you're a punk!
- Don't call me a punk.
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I know what you're going to say, Shaun.
You remember the night we went golfing?
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I paid for everyone.
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Who paid for parking, bro?
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I don't remember you paying for anything
in your sorry life.
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Of course you don't remember.
Whenever you pay, it's stop the press.
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Did you guys know that it's April 15th?
A year ago today, lonny died.
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- Wait, dude. That's true.
- I can't believe it's been a whole year.
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I was thinking that maybe we should
do something in his memory.
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Yeah, we should pull a killer prank.
We should go jump off something, dudes.
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Yeah, bro, or blow something up.
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Maybe we should go down to emerald cove
and have a surf in lonny's memory.
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Dude, Shaun doesn't surf anymore, stupid.
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Oh, yeah. I forgot.
He doesn't surf, skate or pick his butt.
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He's a writer boy now,
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or whatever he does
locked in his room all day.
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Principal harbert, as you may know,
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there was an oil spill last week
off the coast of redondo,
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and today's paperjust says
hundreds of seagulls have been affected.
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So I propose
a school-sponsored fundraiser,
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with all the proceeds going
to the seagull rehabilitation fund.
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As the community service leader,
I think we would be morally remiss
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if we did nothing for these seagulls.
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Fine. One more. Last one.
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After this, we let all sick and endangered
animals die horrible deaths.
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Agreed?
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Now, people,
June is just around the corner.
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Let's talk graduation speakers. Ideas?
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Uh, Toni Morrison. She's in town
that same weekend for a book signing.
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She's won the nobel prize.
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Interesting.
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Dana, didn't you say you have a cousin
who's friends with Britney Spears?
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Yeah, best friends.
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Now, when I say Romeo and Juliet,
who comes to mind?
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- Dana?
- Claire Danes.
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That's right. Claire Danes. Who else?
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- Leonardo DiCaprio.
- Right. Who else?
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You know, someone else
was involved in that movie
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who in some ways is as famous
as Leonardo DiCaprio.
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And his name's William Shakespeare.
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And some great movies
are based on his plays.
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Hamlet, West Side story
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the talented ll/lr. Ripley waterworlo',
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gladiator, chocolat.
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Mr. Burke, as you know, my boyfriend
drowned in a surfing accident.
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I don't think I can handle
Romeo and Juliet right now, emotionally.
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Tanya, lonny died a year ago.
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Well, sometimes it takes decades
to recover from a tragedy like this.
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You only went out with him for two weeks.
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Tanya, your mom's outside.
She says you got into Stanford!
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Oh!
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J” let it shine, oh, let it shine j”
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j” let it shine, oh, let it shine j”
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j” let it shine j”
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j” oh, let it shine j”
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j” let it shine, oh, let it shine j”
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- Hello.
- Lance, can you do me a favor?
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- Who are you looking for?
- It's Shaun.
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Shaun, pick up the phone!
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He's not here.
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- What?
- Lance, will you please go to the door
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and tell me if the mall's there,
I'm begging you.
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Fine, fine.
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Do I have to turn on your computer?
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No, no, no, no.
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Just go to the front door.
The mail would be in the mailbox.
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Okay. You owe me one, buddy.
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Yeah, it's here.
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J” now I'm on my wayj”
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j” I'm on my wayj”
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j” I'm on my wayj”
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j” I'm on my wayj”
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J” / don't know where
I don't even care j”
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j” 'cause I'm on my wayj”
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today's the big day Gary
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Look at me...
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Lance, where is it?
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Come on. Where is it?
Come on. Where's the mail?
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- I don't know.
- Are you sitting on it?
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Dude, I see it on the floor.
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Push him.
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Bob? Bob, I'm moving your chair.
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This is it. This is my future,
right here in this envelope.
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- Hey, you're blocking the tube.
- Oh, sorry.
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"We regret to inform you that
your application to Stanford university
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was not accepted."
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Wait. What?
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I didn't get in?
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I didn't get in?
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What...
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But... uh...
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I don't get it! No!
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I don't underst...
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You're overreacting, dude.
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I didn't get into college,
and check me out.
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I'm kick-ass.
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Shaun? Shaun? What's wrong?
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Something horrible's happened.
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Is Bob dead?
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Did something break?
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I got rejected from Stanford.
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Oh, Shaun. Oh, baby, I'm sorry.
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It's okay. I'm so sorry.
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You're just going to have to go
somewhere closer to home, that's all.
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And you get to keep living here
242
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with Lance
243
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and Bob...
244
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And me!
245
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J” today has sucked j”
246
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:11,179
j” but / won't let it get me down j”
247
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j” yeah j”
248
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,899
okay, and are you a student here?
249
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Yes, I'm a student here. I'm Shaun
brumder. I'm the class president.
250
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,532
And you didn't get into Stanford?
Too bad. Tough break.
251
00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,409
Where else did you apply?
252
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,121
Nowhere. You told me I was a shoo-in.
253
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,248
Nowhere? Not even a safety school?
254
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:42,460
- You said "shoo-in."
- Let's calm down.
255
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:45,379
Let's see what we can do.
I'm just going to pull up your file.
256
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:54,639
Well, looks here like your gpa is 2.5,
and your sats combined are 940.
257
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:56,474
No, no, that's low.
258
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:01,062
940? No, no, no, no, I had a 1520.
259
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:02,730
No, it says 940.
260
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:09,028
That's not my transcript.
That's Shane brainard's transcript.
261
00:17:09,111 --> 00:17:11,572
- And you are?
- Shaun brumder.
262
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,163
Mmm.
263
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,919
No, you didn't.
264
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,130
You couldn't have.
265
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,386
You sent in the wrong transcript?
266
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,305
What's up, Shane?
267
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:39,350
You guys, I got into Stanford.
268
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Cool.
269
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I applied as a joke, and they let me in.
I'm freaking out.
270
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,191
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.
271
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,402
- No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did!
272
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,946
You just don't throw accusations
around here.
273
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,491
- This is nobody's fault.
- Yes, it is! It's yourfault!
274
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,368
You know, you're screeching at me.
275
00:17:57,451 --> 00:18:00,830
Because you're a moron!
Now, listen to me, lady!
276
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,297
Code red! Code red!
277
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:12,675
Call 911! Code red! Call 911!
278
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:20,433
J” come, my lady
come, come, my ladyj”
279
00:18:20,516 --> 00:18:22,643
j” you're my butterfly
sugar baby j”
280
00:18:22,727 --> 00:18:24,854
j” come, my lady
come, come, my ladyj”
281
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,064
j” you're my butterfly
sugar baby j”
282
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,650
j” such a sexy sexy pretty little thing j”
283
00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:32,004
j” fierce nipple Pierce
you got me sprung with your tongue ring j”
284
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,131
j” and / ain't gonna lie
'cause your lo vin' gets me high j”
285
00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:36,866
j” so to keep you by my side
there is nothing that / won't by j”
286
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,285
j” butterflies in her eyes
and those looks to kill j”
287
00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:41,430
j” time is passing
I'm asking, ”could this be real? ”j”
288
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,581
hey, watch it!
289
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:46,834
Tanya, I got into...
290
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,795
Yale!
291
00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,632
I gotta get out of here.
292
00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:56,344
I got to get out of orange county.
293
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,388
Shaun, where are you going?
294
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,058
Going to my dad's. Ow.
295
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,025
All right.
296
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:14,820
I'm going to go in there and say to my dad
that he abandoned our family,
297
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:17,198
and if he wants to make it up to me,
298
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,660
well, then he can start now by making
a massive donation to Stanford.
299
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:25,665
Shaun, remember when the sea lions kept
beaching themselves in corona del mar,
300
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,875
and nobody was doing anything about it?
301
00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:31,170
Well, me getting all hysterical
didn't help anything.
302
00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:35,424
This is it, Ashley. I'm going to tell
my dad that I want to be a writer.
303
00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,928
Hey, good luck.
304
00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:41,347
Thanks.
305
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,646
Who are you?
306
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:51,816
I'm Shaun. I'm your brother.
307
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,985
- What are you sucking on?
- My poody.
308
00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:58,364
Ah. Well, aren't you a little old
for a poody?
309
00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,116
Mmm! Bam!
310
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,244
Jake, what did you just do?
311
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,622
Go pick up your poody
or you're gonna get a time out, mister.
312
00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,207
- No.
- Pick up your poody.
313
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,084
- No.
- That's it!
314
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,295
Rosa, take Jake upstairs
and give him some ritalin.
315
00:20:14,088 --> 00:20:17,550
- I don't like your attitude.
- I don't like your attitude.
316
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,177
Ah! Mmm.
317
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,096
Isn't he getting big?
318
00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,684
So what's up with you? You look great.
319
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:31,188
Really filled out.
Your arms and your chest.
320
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,193
- You been working out?
- No.
321
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,572
Bud is getting so fat.
322
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:43,659
You should really talk to him.
He's going to have a heart attack.
323
00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,370
Plus, he's fat.
324
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:50,374
Goddamn it! Are you trying to ruin me?
325
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:52,126
Yeah, where is my dad?
326
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:55,296
If you do this, I will eat your face.
327
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,506
J” come, my lady
come, come, my ladyj”
328
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,341
j” you're my butteifl, sugar baby j”
329
00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:06,140
Oh, puppy! Oh, god!
330
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,850
Oh, my god, puppy!
331
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:12,688
A writer! What do you have to write about?
You're not oppressed, you're not gay.
332
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:16,066
- Not all writers are gay.
- They're all poor, I can tell you that.
333
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:21,197
That's not true. What about
Tom Clancy, Stephen King, Anne rice?
334
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,991
Three people in the history of literature.
335
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,369
The truth is,
I don't care about making money.
336
00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:35,419
Shaun, I have a burst blood vessel
in my brain.
337
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:37,379
I could die at any moment.
338
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:41,091
But I keep plugging away, day after day,
339
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:44,178
because I want to leave you
with something special, a business.
340
00:21:44,261 --> 00:21:46,347
A legacy.
341
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,642
- I want my poody!
- Hey, pal. Control yourself.
342
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,227
Can you give me that back?
343
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,021
- I want my poody.
- Where's your mother?
344
00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,816
Rosa, will you get in here?
345
00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:57,900
I'm coming.
346
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,569
Rosa, can you get him out of here?
347
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:02,571
- Doesn't he need a nap?
- Come here, Jake.
348
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,658
I want him to learn some limits.
349
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,452
Uh, Shaun...
350
00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:11,330
This is my life's work here.
351
00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,291
When I started out, I had nothing.
Now look at me.
352
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,877
I've got eight and half million
square feet in irvine alone.
353
00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,922
It's a goddamn empire,
and I want to leave it to you.
354
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:23,133
This is the life I want for you.
355
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,177
But what about what I want?
356
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,012
You want to be a writer?
357
00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:29,223
Before that, you wanted
to be a professional surfer,
358
00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:31,892
so it's a little hard
to take you seriously, Shaun.
359
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,063
Fine. I don't want your money.
360
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,819
But just for the record, dad,
you've never done anything for me.
361
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:43,737
It's always been about you.
362
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,330
What the fu...
363
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:02,756
It's over. I should just drive my car
into the ocean and get it over with.
364
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,009
Shaun, don't say that.
365
00:23:09,263 --> 00:23:11,599
He was running across pch.
He didn't have a tag.
366
00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:15,519
Was I going to leave him there?
No. I mean, he'd get killed.
367
00:23:19,315 --> 00:23:22,735
- Shaun, I have something to confess.
- What?
368
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:25,446
You know how you told me
that every night before you'd go to bed,
369
00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,090
you'd pray that you'd get into Stanford?
370
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:28,449
Yeah.
371
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:31,368
Well, the other night,
I prayed for something too.
372
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,288
What?
373
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:38,792
I prayed
that you wouldn't get into Stanford.
374
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,255
- Why?
- I didn't really think it was gonna work!
375
00:23:44,048 --> 00:23:46,550
- Aww...
- I was just sitting here thinking,
376
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:50,971
whoa, my prayer was answered,
and I should be happy.
377
00:23:51,555 --> 00:23:55,059
I mean, I got into ocu
and now maybe you can go to ocu too.
378
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,770
You can study creative writing
and I can study marine biology,
379
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:58,938
and we can be together.
380
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:02,816
But then I just started feeling
really guilty.
381
00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:05,319
I mean, this was your dream.
382
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:10,407
And I'm just being selfish.
I just feel awful.
383
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:13,786
No. Ashley, this is not your fault.
384
00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,664
Well, I at least want to try
and make it up to you.
385
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:21,377
Thanks, but I really don't think
there's anything you can do.
386
00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:26,048
Maybe there is. Tanya's grandfather
was on the board at Stanford.
387
00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,468
Tanya's my friend,
so maybe she can help us.
388
00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:33,263
My grandfather is not going to bend
over backwards for just anyone.
389
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,141
Tanya, please, can't you just help us?
390
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,185
Can't you see I'm busy?
391
00:24:44,108 --> 00:24:45,818
Why don't you go check on the dog?
392
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:48,404
Give him some water, okay?
I'll take care of this.
393
00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,409
Tanya...
394
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,038
We need to have a little chat.
395
00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,374
Excuse me.
396
00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,964
Look, Shaun's my boyfriend,
and I would do anything for him.
397
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,800
Even if that means
breaking a promise to you.
398
00:25:10,384 --> 00:25:12,052
What promise?
399
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:14,847
Halloween. Dana's little brother.
400
00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:27,568
Everyone knows about that.
401
00:25:27,651 --> 00:25:28,652
Maybe.
402
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:31,875
But they don't know
about lonny's memorial.
403
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,704
I miss lonny.
404
00:25:40,289 --> 00:25:41,498
Me too.
405
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,881
Hey, I miss lonny too.
406
00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:57,264
But, Ashley, you promised.
407
00:25:57,347 --> 00:25:58,849
And what about prom night?
408
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,658
Hi, grammy, it's Tanya. Hi, how are you?
409
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:17,993
Yeah, is grandpa there?
410
00:26:21,789 --> 00:26:24,208
You are so awesome.
411
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:29,088
- But, hey, we should go.
- Yeah.
412
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:30,940
Tanya's grandfather
wants to meet you in person.
413
00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:31,965
I want to meet him.
414
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,510
Yeah, he and his wife are gonna
come by your house at 5:00.
415
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:36,804
- My house?
- Yeah.
416
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,680
Do you know who lives at my house?
417
00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:43,268
Yeah, that's right, lupe.
Just cover his whole head.
418
00:26:43,894 --> 00:26:45,145
Who are you?
419
00:26:45,729 --> 00:26:47,523
I'm your wife. Cindy.
420
00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:50,275
We met in Maui.
421
00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,487
Hey, Shaun. Look, Bob's still bleeding.
422
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:56,615
What's this...
What is... oh, my god!
423
00:26:56,698 --> 00:27:01,578
He likes you. Yes.
We found him on pch.
424
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:04,331
Get him out of the house.
I don't allow dogs in here.
425
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:06,375
Oh, but he's so sweet...
426
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,313
Call the humane society.
They'll have him put to sleep for you.
427
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:13,590
Ash, don't you think we should
put out some cheese and crackers?
428
00:27:13,674 --> 00:27:15,554
God, they're gonna be here
in, like, 15 minutes.
429
00:27:15,634 --> 00:27:18,178
- Yeah, I know.
- Who's coming?
430
00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:23,475
Mom, you might want to put on
something more... you know.
431
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,231
More what? More what? What's going on?
432
00:27:30,941 --> 00:27:33,944
Shaun!
Shaun, what's go... what's happening?
433
00:27:34,027 --> 00:27:37,156
Okay. Sit down, sit down, okay? Just sit.
434
00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:41,076
Don't be nervous, but someone very
important is coming over to the house.
435
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:44,997
He's bringing his wife. If he likes me,
he's gonna get me into Stanford.
436
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,331
Coming over now?
437
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:48,500
They're gonna be here
in a couple of minutes.
438
00:27:48,584 --> 00:27:52,254
Shaun. The house is a mess
and Bob is bleeding.
439
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:56,758
You cannot expect me to drop everything
I'm doing and entertain these strangers.
440
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,719
Drop what? What were you doing?
441
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:04,683
Look, this is my last chance
to get into Stanford.
442
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,061
I know, honey,
and it's not a good day for me.
443
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,230
- But I have to go to college.
- Why?
444
00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:13,108
Because that's what you do
after high school.
445
00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:17,446
Please don't do this to me, all right.
Please don't sabotage me.
446
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:21,950
Because every time I try to depend on you,
you start acting like a total lunatic.
447
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:24,703
Oh, Shaun.
448
00:28:31,043 --> 00:28:32,586
Mom?
449
00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,799
Mom... I'm sorry.
450
00:28:37,883 --> 00:28:40,093
So now I'm a bad mother?
451
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:43,388
No, no, you're not.
Will you please just put on some clothes?
452
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:48,310
I sacrificed a lot for you, Shaun.
I sacrificed Damian for you.
453
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:52,522
- Your tennis instructor.
- He was beautiful and Serbian.
454
00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:55,359
When your father left,
I almost married him.
455
00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:58,278
If I had, we'd be living in a condo
clipping coupons
456
00:28:58,362 --> 00:29:00,489
and eating lunch meat, so I didn't.
457
00:29:01,657 --> 00:29:03,200
I married Bob, for you.
458
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,912
I had sex with Bob four times, for you.
459
00:29:06,995 --> 00:29:09,039
So how can you say I'm a bad mother?
460
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:13,460
I'm not saying that. Mom, you know
that money can't buy happiness.
461
00:29:13,543 --> 00:29:15,629
Grow up. Yes, it can.
462
00:29:15,712 --> 00:29:18,006
You and dad both have money,
and you're both miserable.
463
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:21,134
He's miserable? Shaun, did he say that?
464
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:25,889
Mom, this is the most decisive day
of my life,
465
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:28,141
and all I'm asking for is one hour.
466
00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,311
One hour with no big scenes
and no nervous breakdowns
467
00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:32,896
and no Meryl Streep impressions.
468
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:37,442
Just one hour where you act
like a normal, loving parent.
469
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:38,902
Can you do this for me?
470
00:29:38,986 --> 00:29:40,570
Oh, Shaun.
471
00:29:43,657 --> 00:29:45,409
Yes, I can.
472
00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:48,078
Thank you, mom.
473
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,914
But I'll need a glass of wine.
There's some chardonnay in the fridge.
474
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:55,002
Oh, okay. I'll be right back. Don't move.
475
00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:05,137
- Oh, ash, I'm really nervous.
- Don't be. Everything's gonna be fine.
476
00:30:05,220 --> 00:30:07,472
They're early.
477
00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:11,435
Lance. Lance!
478
00:30:11,518 --> 00:30:14,414
Some very important people are coming
over, so I need you to stay in your room.
479
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,565
- Why?
- Because you're an embarrassment.
480
00:30:16,648 --> 00:30:18,191
Oh, okay.
481
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:23,238
- Shaun.
- Shaun. Shaun. Mm-hmm.
482
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,742
Mom, they're here.
483
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,077
I look like a pinata.
484
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,288
Yeah, you look great.
Just remember what I said.
485
00:30:31,371 --> 00:30:33,248
No big drunken scenes, okay?
486
00:30:36,918 --> 00:30:38,086
Yeah.
487
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:42,299
Okay. Lupe's with Bob, Lance is
in his room, and mom is dressed.
488
00:30:43,133 --> 00:30:45,552
- How do I look?
- Very handsome.
489
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:49,639
- Now, just be yourself.
- Okay.
490
00:30:49,723 --> 00:30:51,308
- Okay.
- Okay. Come on.
491
00:30:55,771 --> 00:31:00,359
- You must be Shaun.
- Yes, sir, Mr. Gantner. Please come in.
492
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:03,403
Mrs. Gantner.
Thank you so much for coming.
493
00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:06,239
- This is my girlfriend, Ashley.
- Hi.
494
00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:07,723
- Hello, Ashley.
- Nice to meet you.
495
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:09,785
Oh, yes. You're friends with Tanya.
496
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,287
Tanya's very upset by your situation.
497
00:31:12,371 --> 00:31:14,539
I don't like it
when my granddaughter is upset.
498
00:31:15,123 --> 00:31:17,435
Tanya has Arthur
wrapped around her little finger.
499
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:21,630
- That's right.
- Hello. Hello.
500
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,591
Hello. Hi.
501
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:28,095
- I'm Cindy Armand beugler.
- I'm Arthur gantner. My wife, Vera.
502
00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:30,639
- How do you do?
- Hello. Welcome.
503
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:33,683
Excuse me!
504
00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,561
Won't you please make yourselves at home.
505
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:39,523
Thank you... thank you...
Thank you, thank you...
506
00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:40,857
Thank you.
507
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:44,611
80, Shaun, tell us about yourself.
508
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:48,240
Uh, well, I'm a national merit scholar,
509
00:31:48,323 --> 00:31:50,742
uh, straight-a student,
510
00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,744
and I want to be a writer.
511
00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:56,123
Do you like John Grisham? I sure do.
512
00:31:56,873 --> 00:31:58,750
Shaun's also our class president,
513
00:31:58,834 --> 00:32:02,379
and he was the representative
at our model UN.
514
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,841
He's a fabulous kid, Mr. Gantner.
515
00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:08,176
Arthur, please. Call me Arthur.
516
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:12,889
Even as a little boy, he was so smart.
I miss those days.
517
00:32:14,182 --> 00:32:17,477
Yeah, the last few years
have been really hard.
518
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,856
Yeah. Yeah.
519
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,317
I helped my former husband
start his business,
520
00:32:24,401 --> 00:32:28,405
and as soon as he gets a little money,
he starts screwing around on me.
521
00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,490
Oh, my goodness.
522
00:32:30,574 --> 00:32:34,161
Then he left me
for a 20-year-old he met at the gym.
523
00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:35,829
- Oh, my.
- Yeah.
524
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:38,331
I walked in on them
at a motel in la jolla.
525
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:41,418
She's got him naked
and handcuffed to the bed.
526
00:32:43,170 --> 00:32:46,798
So we divorced, I remarried,
527
00:32:46,882 --> 00:32:52,679
then this new one, Bob,
he starts falling apart.
528
00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:57,309
And it's just one shitstorm
after the other.
529
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:59,620
Shaun, let me in.
530
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:04,149
- Hurry up.
- Come on.
531
00:33:04,900 --> 00:33:09,279
Yo, bro,
we heard you tried to kill Mrs. Cobb.
532
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:10,363
Shh!
533
00:33:10,447 --> 00:33:12,908
- Are you on a violent rampage, dude?
- What do you want?
534
00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,119
All right, check it out.
535
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,998
We thought, in lonny's memory, right,
we could go down to emerald cove,
536
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:24,419
and we could take his board
and we could push it out into the ocean.
537
00:33:24,503 --> 00:33:26,296
- Yeah, or blow it up.
- Right.
538
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,632
Dudes, it sounds like a great idea.
We'll do it.
539
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,885
But I can't right now 'cause I got
some very important people over, so...
540
00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:33,512
Vvhoa!
541
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,264
- More important than us, huh?
- No.
542
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:38,808
- More important than lonny?
- Of course not.
543
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:43,438
Right, bro, this is his birthday, man,
like his death birthday.
544
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:47,734
- Doesn't that mean anything to you?
- Just go hang with your little vips.
545
00:33:47,817 --> 00:33:50,111
Sorry we intruded on your tea party.
546
00:33:50,904 --> 00:33:52,072
If you need us,
547
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,533
we'll be out in the Van,
picking each other's butts.
548
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:55,825
- Yeah.
- Naked.
549
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:57,077
Huh?
550
00:34:02,582 --> 00:34:06,836
So I visited Stanford in the fall.
It's a beautiful campus.
551
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:09,714
Isn't it lovely?
We go up there for football games.
552
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,259
And, of course,
Arthur was on the board, so...
553
00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:17,389
Excuse me. Sorry.
Shaun, have you seen my piss?
554
00:34:17,472 --> 00:34:20,559
My parole officer called.
He wants that piss.
555
00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,519
Man, I know I got it around here.
556
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,479
Lance, don't you see that we have company?
557
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:27,691
Hey, what's up? Oh, there it is.
558
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,196
I am so sorry.
559
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,783
Okay, look, somebody's got to fill this up
or I'm going to jail, all right?
560
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,952
Would you just get out of here?
561
00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,163
Fine.
562
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,298
I'd like to "protose" a toast.
563
00:34:51,381 --> 00:34:57,178
Shaun has been a wonderful son,
and I want him to be happy.
564
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:03,143
I'm going to be all alone.
565
00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:05,103
- Hey!
- Lgasps}
566
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:07,230
hey!
567
00:35:07,314 --> 00:35:09,983
- Dear god!
- Pills!
568
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:12,944
Mom, you didn't give Bob his medication.
569
00:35:13,028 --> 00:35:14,404
Excuse me for a minute.
570
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,199
Dude. Dude.
571
00:35:18,283 --> 00:35:20,201
Dude!
572
00:35:20,285 --> 00:35:22,120
Where are Bob's pain pills?
573
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,165
Hyah!
574
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,753
- No, this is excedrin.
- It's a decoy.
575
00:35:29,836 --> 00:35:31,671
I put my stash in aspirin bottles.
576
00:35:31,755 --> 00:35:34,633
Yellow are painkillers.
They go in the excedrin.
577
00:35:34,716 --> 00:35:38,386
Lance, listen to me, all right?
I need Bob's pain pills.
578
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,430
- Bob doesn't have any pain pills.
- Yes, he does.
579
00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:42,116
Not anymore. I sold them.
But these are good.
580
00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,559
No, no, no, wait.
581
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:48,605
Yellow are not painkillers.
What are they? They're speed.
582
00:35:48,688 --> 00:35:51,149
No, they're the x.
The painkillers are in the Tylenol.
583
00:35:51,232 --> 00:35:53,318
Give him one of these.
It'll knock him right out.
584
00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:54,527
Thanks.
585
00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,326
Wait, please!
Mr. Gantner, where are you going?
586
00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:02,452
You people are sick.
587
00:36:02,535 --> 00:36:04,454
Your mother's a drunk,
your brother's a pervert.
588
00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:07,040
Shame on you for abusing an old man.
589
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,417
He's fine. Tell them you're fine, Bob.
590
00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:14,005
Look, I know how this looks, all right,
591
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,424
but I do everything I can for Bob.
592
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,635
I love Bob.
593
00:36:21,304 --> 00:36:22,472
Oh!
594
00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:34,442
Stanford
is for the best and the brightest,
595
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:36,861
the future leaders of america.
596
00:36:36,945 --> 00:36:42,409
You'll never go to Stanford
as long as I have a breath in my body.
597
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,035
Watch your fingers.
598
00:36:58,967 --> 00:37:02,637
- What happened?
- You went for a ride, Bob.
599
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,597
Oh.
600
00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:48,183
J” down, lay me down j”
601
00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:50,769
j” lay me down j”
602
00:37:51,686 --> 00:37:54,022
j” lay down burden j”
603
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,357
j” down, lay me down j”
604
00:37:56,441 --> 00:38:00,236
- Shaun, are you okay?
- Shaun? Shaun!
605
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:06,409
I got you, buddy.
606
00:38:06,659 --> 00:38:09,788
You should sue, man.
This isn't right. Sue the school.
607
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:11,623
Shut up, Lance.
608
00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:13,500
Or you know what?
Just go to Stanford anyway.
609
00:38:13,583 --> 00:38:15,936
Go up there and take the classes.
Don't take no for an answer.
610
00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:17,837
Just say,
"hey, I'm going here, kiss my ass."
611
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,507
- That's actually a good idea.
- What is?
612
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:23,343
I should! I should go up to Stanford.
613
00:38:23,426 --> 00:38:26,322
If I talk with the Dean of admissions
face to face and tell him my situation,
614
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:27,388
he's gotta let me in.
615
00:38:27,472 --> 00:38:29,432
I can get you there in three hours.
616
00:38:38,441 --> 00:38:41,069
You're getting into Stanford, buddy.
I know it. I know it!
617
00:38:41,152 --> 00:38:42,195
Thanks, man.
618
00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:47,367
I have a question for you.
No, I've got something to say.
619
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,079
I'm going to do something with my life.
620
00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:53,665
- Yeah, man.
- Good.
621
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:58,378
Dude, I got these ideas. I got so many
ideas burning through my skull, buddy.
622
00:38:58,461 --> 00:39:01,840
I don't know, like hats and shirts,
like stussy.
623
00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:02,966
Do you know what?
624
00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,845
Stlissy got started out making hats
and shirts for surfers in Hawaii.
625
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:10,932
Now he's, like, a millionaire.
He parties in Hawaii, 24/7, buddy.
626
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,895
I could do something like that.
Don't you think?
627
00:39:12,976 --> 00:39:16,229
- Yeah.
- Like a fucking shirt that says "loser."
628
00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:20,400
Or, I don't know, like...
"Talk to the hand."
629
00:39:20,483 --> 00:39:22,902
Or something like that, man.
Those would sell.
630
00:39:22,986 --> 00:39:27,490
Or... I got these ideas, like a hat.
A big old hat that goes...
631
00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:29,742
You know... that's got to sell.
632
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,580
Watch the road, dumb-ass!
633
00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,040
People have written me off, man.
Did you know that?
634
00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,750
People have written me off.
635
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:41,170
- Like dad, for one.
- Just keep your eyes on the road.
636
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:47,051
Dude, I'm going to have the last laugh
because here's why.
637
00:39:47,135 --> 00:39:50,221
Some little chumps go to college.
Some little chumps stay home.
638
00:39:50,305 --> 00:39:53,141
Some little chumps eat roast beef.
Some little chumps have none.
639
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:56,394
This little chump's going to cry, "wee,
wee, wee" all the way to the biz-neck.
640
00:39:57,061 --> 00:39:59,063
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah. Yeah.
641
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,461
- I love you, dude.
- I love you too.
642
00:40:04,485 --> 00:40:06,645
We don't say it enough.
We don't say it enough.
643
00:40:06,696 --> 00:40:09,240
And it's true
and it's not the drugs, buddy.
644
00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:41,981
- Hi.
- I need to talk to the Dean of admissions.
645
00:40:42,065 --> 00:40:46,277
Well, it's 10:30 at night,
so he's not here right now.
646
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:48,529
I know, but this is an emergency.
647
00:40:48,613 --> 00:40:51,199
Yeah, I'm sure. You'll have to come back
tomorrow, though.
648
00:40:51,783 --> 00:40:54,243
Could you maybe
just give us his phone number?
649
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,537
What? His phone number?
650
00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:59,374
Please, you guys. Cut me some slack.
651
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:02,126
Come back tomorrow, all right?
We're closed. Okay?
652
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:05,380
That is such crap. That is such crap!
653
00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:08,758
Shaun, screw her.
You know what? Screw her.
654
00:41:08,841 --> 00:41:11,241
- Are you cold? You want my jacket?
- Yes, please. Thank you.
655
00:41:12,428 --> 00:41:16,182
Man, she thinks she's so smart
'cause she goes to Stanford.
656
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:18,434
Well, I'm smart too. You watch.
657
00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:21,437
I'm gonna pull a MacGyver. I will break
in through a window, look around
658
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:22,981
and find a...
659
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:24,857
What do you call that thing? Directory.
660
00:41:24,941 --> 00:41:28,277
Stay here. I'm gonna be back
in 15 minutes with the directory.
661
00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:30,279
Reconnoiter, 15.
662
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:35,451
The Dean's probably listed.
You could just call information.
663
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,936
Hey, what are you doing?
664
00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:05,606
Uh, hey, cutie.
665
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,608
What do you want?
666
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:13,239
Well, the question is...
667
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,493
What do you want?
668
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:26,127
Listen, uh,
do you want me to call public safety?
669
00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:30,715
Do you want me to get naked
and start the revolution?
670
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:37,055
I'll take that as a maybe.
671
00:42:49,317 --> 00:42:51,027
- Yes.
- Hi. Mr. Durkett?
672
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:52,612
- Yeah.
- You're such a liar!
673
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:54,947
Girls, Gina, Stephanie,
I told you, knock it off.
674
00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,033
Dad, Stephanie stole my flip-flop.
675
00:42:57,116 --> 00:43:01,162
So deal with it, Gina. Go. Yes?
676
00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:04,832
Hi, I'm Shaun brumder. I need
to talk to you about my application.
677
00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:07,710
It's late.
I gotta get up for a 7:00 flight.
678
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,921
But there's been a big mistake.
679
00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,381
I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do.
Good night.
680
00:43:17,512 --> 00:43:19,680
- Yes?
- Hi, Mr. Durkett.
681
00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,433
Look, we drove all the way here
from orange county.
682
00:43:22,517 --> 00:43:26,187
And can't you just give us
five minutes of your time, please?
683
00:43:27,772 --> 00:43:30,608
Okay, you have five minutes. Go.
684
00:43:30,691 --> 00:43:34,529
Okay. Stanford university
was my first choice.
685
00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,615
In fact, I didn't even apply
to any other schools.
686
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,368
But my college counselor
sent you the wrong transcript.
687
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:43,371
- Show me your transcript.
- I left it in the car.
688
00:43:43,454 --> 00:43:45,623
I'm just gonna go get it.
It's gonna take two seconds.
689
00:43:45,706 --> 00:43:48,126
- Please don't go anywhere.
- Okay.
690
00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:49,877
Don...
691
00:43:51,420 --> 00:43:53,131
- What?
- Where are our bathing suits?
692
00:43:53,214 --> 00:43:57,343
There's a green mesh dive bag on
the floor of my closet. Look in there.
693
00:43:57,426 --> 00:43:59,720
- Who are these people? Get rid of them.
- All right.
694
00:44:03,307 --> 00:44:06,853
- Could I have one of those?
- Oh, yeah.
695
00:44:06,936 --> 00:44:10,356
- Thank you. My head is killing me.
- Take two or three.
696
00:44:10,439 --> 00:44:11,774
Thank you.
697
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:15,820
- You can just have the whole bottle.
- Thank you.
698
00:44:15,903 --> 00:44:19,365
When you're done down there,
I need help closing my suitcase.
699
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:22,034
Okay, I'll be up in five minutes.
700
00:44:35,256 --> 00:44:36,632
Coming.
701
00:44:39,635 --> 00:44:42,722
- Oh, come on.
- Jesus, you look like a beast.
702
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,280
- Where's Shaun? I need to talk to him.
- He's driving to Stanford.
703
00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:49,395
He's having a crisis,
in case you didn't know.
704
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:50,938
I know all about it, thank you.
705
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:54,567
Yeah, you're such a good father.
So good to your kids.
706
00:44:55,401 --> 00:44:58,362
I need a drink.
Do you have any beer, coyote ugly?
707
00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:04,994
This is an excellent transcript.
You should be very proud.
708
00:45:05,077 --> 00:45:06,412
But what can I tell you?
709
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:10,166
If I'd had this by January 21st,
you might have had a shot, but...
710
00:45:10,249 --> 00:45:12,293
Don, I need you.
711
00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:17,340
Excuse me. Won't be a minute.
712
00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:22,428
- What is the big deal?
- He's going to say no.
713
00:45:22,511 --> 00:45:25,806
Hey, don't let him say no.
714
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:29,685
- It's going to be fine.
- Okay. Thanks.
715
00:45:31,812 --> 00:45:34,774
So what's up
with your brother and aspirin?
716
00:45:34,857 --> 00:45:38,110
Does he get a lot of headaches or what?
717
00:45:45,534 --> 00:45:48,162
What is that smell? What am I sitting in?
718
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:50,164
Relax. It's just urine.
719
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:57,380
Your son was being a real brat today,
a real pain in the ass.
720
00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,966
- My son?
- He said I was selfish.
721
00:46:00,049 --> 00:46:02,551
He said that everything's always about me.
722
00:46:03,719 --> 00:46:06,847
He called me a drama queen,
said I was trying to sabotage him.
723
00:46:13,354 --> 00:46:16,315
So how's Bob?
724
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,987
How's what's-her-face?
725
00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,739
She's sleeping around.
726
00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:29,245
I can't talk to her.
She doesn't play tennis.
727
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:34,250
She's not a good mother.
She's not like you.
728
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:42,091
Want another beer?
729
00:46:57,023 --> 00:46:58,399
Look_.
730
00:47:00,192 --> 00:47:02,320
Sometimes I leave the office
at the end of the day
731
00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:04,613
and I get into my car and head home...
732
00:47:05,281 --> 00:47:06,824
And 15 minutes later, I'm here.
733
00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:11,579
Parked in front of this house.
It's annoying. It's totally out of my way.
734
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,293
I made a mistake, and I'm tired
of paying for it. I want you back.
735
00:47:19,295 --> 00:47:21,130
You're such an asshole.
736
00:47:29,555 --> 00:47:30,806
Which ones were they?
737
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:35,061
- Excednn.
- Excednn.
738
00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:39,190
- Okay. Excedrin are... pain pills.
- Pain pills.
739
00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,234
- No! Oh, my god!
- What?
740
00:47:43,444 --> 00:47:45,484
We just gave the Dean of admissions
three hits of...
741
00:47:52,036 --> 00:47:53,537
Where were we?
742
00:47:56,624 --> 00:47:57,750
Um...
743
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:03,839
Well, Mr. Durkett, uh, to me,
Stanford's not just a school,
744
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:06,634
it's my entire reason for living.
745
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:10,679
Every night before I went to bed,
I'd pray that I'd get into Stanford.
746
00:48:10,763 --> 00:48:13,224
And I worked really hard,
747
00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:15,935
and when all my friends
were out having fun,
748
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:18,229
I stayed in and I studied.
749
00:48:18,813 --> 00:48:21,524
That's good. That's what you have to do.
750
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,859
Eighty-two percent...
751
00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:32,076
Wait a second.
752
00:48:32,159 --> 00:48:35,037
I like you. What's your name?
753
00:48:35,704 --> 00:48:38,707
- Shaun.
- Shaun. Shaun.
754
00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:42,044
I like you. I do. I don't know why.
755
00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,297
I just like you.
756
00:48:46,424 --> 00:48:47,967
Thanks.
757
00:48:48,050 --> 00:48:50,970
I feel so good!
758
00:48:53,055 --> 00:48:56,267
Is it me,
or is it hotter than hell in here?
759
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,269
Can you help me?
760
00:48:58,352 --> 00:49:01,730
Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes, I can.
761
00:49:01,814 --> 00:49:04,859
No. There's no time. I'm leaving.
762
00:49:04,942 --> 00:49:08,070
I'm going to Bali with my family.
763
00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:12,283
I love them so much.
764
00:49:17,371 --> 00:49:21,959
I need water or I need to lie down.
765
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:23,919
Hey, before you do that...
766
00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:29,091
Shaun, you're my same height.
That is neat.
767
00:49:29,175 --> 00:49:32,052
Yeah, it is.
Listen, let's go to your office,
768
00:49:32,136 --> 00:49:35,014
and you can add my name
to the acceptance list
769
00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:36,182
before you leave for Bali.
770
00:49:36,265 --> 00:49:37,808
Sounds good. Sounds good. Yeah.
771
00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,523
Oh, man, the lights are, like, vivid!
772
00:49:45,191 --> 00:49:47,276
Well, it's a beautiful night.
773
00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,236
- You're so beautiful!
- Oh.
774
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:50,779
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
775
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:53,282
You know, I really appreciate this.
776
00:49:53,365 --> 00:49:56,452
That's okay, Shaun,
777
00:49:57,203 --> 00:50:00,789
'cause I feel like I've known you forever.
778
00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:03,459
Hey!
779
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:07,963
I have a confession.
780
00:50:08,714 --> 00:50:10,716
I never went to college.
781
00:50:12,259 --> 00:50:13,802
It's overrated.
782
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:17,348
My brother wants to go here next year.
783
00:50:19,183 --> 00:50:22,811
Well, I hope he's on this list.
784
00:50:22,895 --> 00:50:26,357
- What's that?
- A list of people they've accepted.
785
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:29,485
They rejected him, the jerks.
786
00:50:32,446 --> 00:50:33,948
Don't do that.
787
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:41,372
When I was little, I was a total pyro.
788
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,499
I was too.
789
00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:54,468
Put that out, man. Put it out.
790
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,553
Vvhoa.
791
00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,022
- Who are you people?
- I'm Shaun brumder.
792
00:51:07,106 --> 00:51:10,859
You're going to help me get into Stanford,
and we're at your office.
793
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,949
Oh, my god!
794
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,022
Vvhoo!
795
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,940
Oh, god.
796
00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,259
Ray, do me a favor.
Back that engine out. We got a knockdown.
797
00:51:59,283 --> 00:52:02,870
That's negatory, Julio.
I need you to wedge that popper. Hey!
798
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,288
Hey.
799
00:52:04,371 --> 00:52:06,874
- What's your name?
- Joe... John.
800
00:52:06,957 --> 00:52:08,626
- What is it?
- Joe John.
801
00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:12,671
- Your name's Joe John?
- Johnston. Johnston, Joe.
802
00:52:12,755 --> 00:52:16,091
- Wanna tell me what happened here?
- There was a fire.
803
00:52:16,175 --> 00:52:18,594
I don't know. I came by and was...
804
00:52:20,262 --> 00:52:21,889
Checking out the fire.
805
00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:26,143
That lady, Mona, said that you two were
in the building when the fire started.
806
00:52:26,226 --> 00:52:31,023
Yeah. She's a liar 'cause I don't know
her, so whatever she says is a lie, so...
807
00:52:31,106 --> 00:52:32,946
So you weren't in the building
with that woman?
808
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:34,318
No, not I.
809
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:37,529
All right. She started it. All right?
810
00:52:37,613 --> 00:52:41,784
Because she was like, "I hate my job.
I'm going to burn this mother down."
811
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:45,037
And I said,
"you better not. You better not."
812
00:52:46,372 --> 00:52:49,833
- She said it was an electrical fire.
- It was. It was a total electrical fire.
813
00:52:49,917 --> 00:52:53,754
It was like... the switches had sparks
coming out, and the sockets...
814
00:52:53,837 --> 00:52:57,841
- It was like the fourth of July, man.
- Why aren't you wearing your pants, Joe?
815
00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:03,972
I tripped, then I had to take them off
to run faster out of the flames.
816
00:53:05,474 --> 00:53:09,019
I think I inhaled some smoke.
817
00:53:09,895 --> 00:53:12,815
Will you excuse me one second?
I'll be right back.
818
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,695
We've got a sprinter.
Five foot five, no pants, unkempt...
819
00:53:18,737 --> 00:53:20,030
Portly.
820
00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:21,949
You'll be fine.
821
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,535
Wait. Wait a second. Mr. Durkett.
822
00:53:25,703 --> 00:53:27,996
This guy thinks
he's the Dean of admissions.
823
00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:35,796
Shaun. Shaun.
824
00:53:35,879 --> 00:53:38,465
Shaun, it's so psychedelic.
825
00:53:38,549 --> 00:53:41,760
Buddy, I light one match,
and the building blows up.
826
00:53:46,140 --> 00:53:50,227
- I was just trying to help you, bro.
- By setting the building on fire?
827
00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,188
I was high.
828
00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:57,317
You're always high.
You're a drugged-out loser.
829
00:53:57,401 --> 00:54:00,362
You think you're going
to create a t-shirt company?
830
00:54:00,446 --> 00:54:02,239
You can't even dress yourself.
831
00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:11,165
Harsh.
832
00:54:12,791 --> 00:54:14,710
Shaun, I'm so sorry.
833
00:54:14,793 --> 00:54:16,712
I should've seen this coming.
834
00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:20,549
The one day I need my family
to come through for me,
835
00:54:20,632 --> 00:54:22,634
they end up doing what they always do:
836
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,304
My father goes ballistic,
837
00:54:25,387 --> 00:54:28,974
my mother gets plastered
and my brother burns down a building.
838
00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:31,935
It's like they've all come together
in some evil conspiracy
839
00:54:32,019 --> 00:54:33,771
to prevent me from getting anywhere.
840
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:38,525
- Is that what you think?
- What else am I supposed to think?
841
00:54:41,487 --> 00:54:44,823
You know, I really believed
that you wanted to go to Stanford
842
00:54:44,907 --> 00:54:48,035
because you wanted to study
with Marcus Skinner.
843
00:54:48,911 --> 00:54:50,454
That's not it, is it?
844
00:54:51,497 --> 00:54:55,000
- What are you talking about?
- You want to run away.
845
00:54:56,168 --> 00:54:59,713
You want to be free of everybody.
846
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:03,342
You think by coming up here,
you're gonna meet people that are smarter
847
00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:07,513
and saner and better.
848
00:55:10,182 --> 00:55:13,477
You know, if you went to Stanford,
that would be the end of us.
849
00:55:15,979 --> 00:55:18,857
It doesn't seem to me like that thought
has ever crossed your mind.
850
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:21,860
- Oh, Ashley, come on.
- Shaun.
851
00:55:21,944 --> 00:55:24,363
I'm sorry you didn't get in to Stanford.
852
00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,241
But if you think that going here
is the only way
853
00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,576
you can be the person you want to be...
854
00:55:32,746 --> 00:55:34,957
Then I just feel sorry for you.
855
00:55:46,677 --> 00:55:48,887
Bud!
856
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,724
Bud!
857
00:56:00,732 --> 00:56:03,318
What's going on?
What are you doing in that bathrobe?
858
00:56:03,402 --> 00:56:05,112
I'm not gonna lie to you, krista.
859
00:56:06,655 --> 00:56:08,407
Did you sleep with your ex-wife?
860
00:56:13,453 --> 00:56:17,374
- I want a divorce.
- Really?
861
00:56:17,457 --> 00:56:21,253
- You can have the house.
- Really? What about Jake?
862
00:56:22,504 --> 00:56:25,632
- I thought we could share custody.
- Okay.
863
00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:27,426
Great.
864
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,803
Hey, but listen, can you take him tonight
865
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:34,224
'cause there's this new club in Newport
that's supposed to be totally bitchin'?
866
00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:37,644
- Okay.
- Thanks, bud.
867
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,147
So you have my pager number
and my cell phone number.
868
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,483
If you need me, just call me.
I think this is a great idea.
869
00:56:43,567 --> 00:56:44,693
Good.
870
00:56:44,776 --> 00:56:46,904
- Later.
- Later.
871
00:56:48,739 --> 00:56:50,407
Whoo!
872
00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:52,034
Yes!
873
00:56:52,117 --> 00:56:53,285
Huh.
874
00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:13,013
J” I'm taking a ride j”
875
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:15,974
j” off to one side j”
876
00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:20,228
j” /t is a personal thing j”
877
00:57:20,312 --> 00:57:21,730
j” where 7 j”
878
00:57:21,813 --> 00:57:26,443
j” when / can't stand up in this cage j”
879
00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:30,530
j” I'm not regretting j”
880
00:57:31,949 --> 00:57:36,328
j” / don't need a better thing j”
881
00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:41,583
j” I'll settle for less j”
882
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:49,007
- What are you reading?
- Faulkner.
883
00:57:50,801 --> 00:57:54,846
- He's a great writer.
- Yeah. Sure.
884
00:57:55,597 --> 00:57:58,058
You're an English major?
885
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:04,731
- I don't even go here.
- So you're just visiting.
886
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,072
I should probably go.
887
00:58:12,739 --> 00:58:15,075
Okay. It was nice meeting you.
888
00:58:18,620 --> 00:58:22,290
Hey, I'm going to a party.
889
00:58:24,001 --> 00:58:25,961
Want to maybe come check it out?
890
00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:29,089
So do you like faulkner?
891
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,883
He's okay. I mean, he's kind of boring.
892
00:58:31,967 --> 00:58:34,011
I think I mightjust get the cliff notes.
893
00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:37,264
- Hey, Gretchen.
- Hey!
894
00:58:37,347 --> 00:58:40,225
There are some serious cuties
at this party.
895
00:58:40,308 --> 00:58:45,063
- Lock me up because I am horny.
- Guys, this is Shaun.
896
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,086
Oh, my god, this is our song!
897
00:58:50,110 --> 00:58:53,113
Oh, my god! They're playing our song!
898
00:58:55,032 --> 00:58:57,534
J” come, my lady
come, come, my ladyj”
899
00:58:57,617 --> 00:58:59,995
j” you're my butterfly
sugar baby j”
900
00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,247
j” come, my lady
come, come, my ladyj”
901
00:59:02,330 --> 00:59:04,249
j” you're my butterfly
sugar baby j”
902
00:59:04,332 --> 00:59:06,012
j” such a sexy sexy pretty little thing j”
903
00:59:08,587 --> 00:59:11,465
Scrabble? I love scrabble.
904
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,509
Last time I played actually,
I threw down the word "mazzard."
905
00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:16,136
It's a type of small cherry tree.
906
00:59:16,887 --> 00:59:19,097
I even got 50 bonus points.
907
00:59:20,849 --> 00:59:23,810
So, you don't look familiar.
Are you a freshman?
908
00:59:23,894 --> 00:59:26,730
No, not even. I'm still in high school.
909
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,106
Did you apply to Stanford?
910
00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:32,986
No, I'm going to orange county university.
That's where I'm from.
911
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:34,821
Really? I've heard of orange county.
912
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:39,576
Yeah, I love it there.
The weather's great, people are nice.
913
00:59:39,659 --> 00:59:44,122
I really want to be a marine biologist,
so it's the perfect place for me to study.
914
00:59:44,206 --> 00:59:45,624
Uh-huh.
915
00:59:45,707 --> 00:59:49,252
- So, what about you?
- I'm a comparative literature major.
916
00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:53,590
I want to be a writer.
Fiction, poetry, screenplays, whatever.
917
00:59:53,673 --> 00:59:58,970
I have an idea for a TV show.
It's about vampires... ostensibly.
918
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:03,725
But, underneath, it's actually about
the reunification of Germany.
919
01:00:03,809 --> 01:00:07,938
- But it's funny.
- My boyfriend wants to be a writer too.
920
01:00:08,814 --> 01:00:13,777
- Your boyfriend?
- Yeah, Shaun. He's really talented.
921
01:00:14,820 --> 01:00:20,826
He wrote this great story
about growing up in orange county,
922
01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:24,371
and it's just really funny and smart.
923
01:00:24,454 --> 01:00:26,915
But it doesn't really matter
what I think, so...
924
01:00:26,998 --> 01:00:28,500
Why not?
925
01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:39,302
Shaun?
926
01:00:40,428 --> 01:00:42,764
Hey, what's up?
927
01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:45,058
Is this your boyfriend?
928
01:00:48,478 --> 01:00:51,815
- What, are you spying on me?
- No!
929
01:00:52,524 --> 01:00:56,903
I was, uh...
I was just up on the balcony and, uh...
930
01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:01,366
Yeah, I was spying on you. Ow. Who's this?
931
01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:03,118
I'm kip.
932
01:01:04,786 --> 01:01:07,455
Yeah, kip. Let's go inside
where we can be alone.
933
01:01:08,748 --> 01:01:12,169
Oh, come on, ash. Ashley.
934
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,165
Mr. Skinner?
935
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:05,513
You're Marcus Skinner.
936
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:09,434
You're-you're a good writer.
937
01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:12,354
Thank you.
938
01:02:28,119 --> 01:02:30,455
I'm obsessed with you, Mr. Skinner.
939
01:02:30,538 --> 01:02:35,627
Um, not in a sexual way or a romantic way
or anything like that.
940
01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:39,339
Just, uh... your writing.
941
01:02:40,924 --> 01:02:44,761
I'm Shaun brumder. I wrote you a letter
a couple of months ago.
942
01:02:44,844 --> 01:02:48,098
- I sent you one of my stories.
- "Orange county."
943
01:02:51,101 --> 01:02:56,398
Yeah. Yeah... wait. Did you read it?
944
01:02:56,481 --> 01:02:59,776
Oh, yes, yeah. It was a great story.
945
01:03:03,363 --> 01:03:04,698
Icant, uh_.
946
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:08,910
I'm sorry, uh...
947
01:03:10,453 --> 01:03:12,038
It's been a long day.
948
01:03:12,122 --> 01:03:16,293
Could you just say that,
what you just said, just one more time?
949
01:03:17,627 --> 01:03:20,380
It was a great story. I really enjoyed it.
950
01:03:27,053 --> 01:03:28,930
Mr. Skinner, I...
951
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:31,766
Dude...
952
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,186
You have no idea what that means to me.
953
01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,777
The characters are unique.
954
01:03:43,903 --> 01:03:45,447
Well-drawn.
955
01:03:45,530 --> 01:03:50,368
The mother, drunk,
arguing with all the maids.
956
01:03:51,619 --> 01:03:53,330
The brother always passing out everywhere.
957
01:03:53,413 --> 01:03:55,915
I loved the girlfriend.
The bleeding-heart animal freak.
958
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:57,625
She was my favorite.
959
01:03:57,709 --> 01:04:00,712
You really love your characters.
It comes through in the writing.
960
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,173
Well, thank you.
961
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,009
I... I never really thought about it
that way.
962
01:04:07,427 --> 01:04:08,887
My only criticism...
963
01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:12,599
Yes. Oh, please. It's what I need.
964
01:04:15,060 --> 01:04:16,186
You need an ending.
965
01:04:16,895 --> 01:04:20,482
I know. I just...
I don't know how to end it.
966
01:04:21,566 --> 01:04:23,485
You should figure that out.
967
01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,612
Maybe I can help you.
968
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:30,367
Well, uh, I didn't get in to Stanford.
969
01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:36,206
Yeah. So, uh...
So it means I can't work with you.
970
01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,883
I want to be a good writer, Mr. Skinner,
971
01:04:46,966 --> 01:04:51,471
but I'm just afraid
that if I don't get out of orange county,
972
01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,058
it's never going to happen.
973
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:58,520
You don't have to be afraid of that,
Shaun. You are a good writer.
974
01:04:59,896 --> 01:05:02,315
And every good writer
has a conflicted relationship
975
01:05:02,399 --> 01:05:04,401
with the place where he grew up.
976
01:05:05,026 --> 01:05:07,779
Joyce, faulkner, Tolstoy.
977
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:13,159
And that's what I remember loving
about your story. It's very conflicted.
978
01:05:14,077 --> 01:05:16,871
'Cause at the beginning,
you think these people are doomed.
979
01:05:16,955 --> 01:05:19,499
I mean,
this family's heading for disaster.
980
01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:22,961
And then, as you read on,
you see that there exist,
981
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:26,589
beneath the surface,
these very real connections,
982
01:05:26,673 --> 01:05:28,675
these deep relationships.
983
01:05:31,511 --> 01:05:34,055
What I took from your story is this:
984
01:05:35,432 --> 01:05:41,813
That even in a world where people can
be superficial and stupid and selfish,
985
01:05:42,564 --> 01:05:44,274
there's still hope.
986
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:49,070
Was that the message you were trying for?
987
01:06:04,210 --> 01:06:06,796
J” there is a place
it has a face j”
988
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:11,217
j” and he was walking out the doorj”
989
01:06:14,429 --> 01:06:18,975
j” three times done
and you're gone, and you're gone j”
990
01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:21,561
j” you are free, you are free j”
991
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:24,981
j” it's a long way home j”
992
01:06:25,064 --> 01:06:29,527
j” what have we done?
Was it wrong? Was it wrong? J”
993
01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,197
j” is it me? Can'tyou see? J”
994
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,700
j” it's a long way home j”
995
01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:38,578
Shaun, Shaun.
996
01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:42,040
Shaun, Shaun, Shaun, Shaun,
over here.
997
01:06:43,374 --> 01:06:45,793
Sorry.
998
01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:47,462
Ow! God!
999
01:06:47,545 --> 01:06:49,797
Sorry.
1000
01:06:49,881 --> 01:06:53,092
- God, Lance!
- I'm sorry. It's okay. It's just a Nick.
1001
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,180
Dude, you'll never believe who I just met.
1002
01:06:57,263 --> 01:06:58,806
- Who?
- Marcus Skinner.
1003
01:06:58,890 --> 01:07:00,892
I met Marcus Skinner!
1004
01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,102
- What? Who?
- The writer.
1005
01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:04,687
- Okay.
- He liked my story!
1006
01:07:04,771 --> 01:07:05,980
He liked my story!
1007
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:09,609
Shut up! That's awesome,
but I am going to prison!
1008
01:07:09,692 --> 01:07:10,693
What?
1009
01:07:10,777 --> 01:07:13,130
Some cops are right on my ass.
Listen. I've been thinking about it.
1010
01:07:13,154 --> 01:07:15,865
We are going to Mexico, buddy, right now.
1011
01:07:15,949 --> 01:07:17,200
- Oh, Lance!
- Please.
1012
01:07:22,205 --> 01:07:23,498
Oh, god.
1013
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:28,378
Okay, all right, fine. We're leaving.
But we've got to get Ashley first.
1014
01:07:28,461 --> 01:07:29,796
No, I'm sorry.
1015
01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:32,966
No, that's not in the cards, "broseph."
Listen, she'll be fine.
1016
01:07:33,049 --> 01:07:34,050
Just forget about her.
1017
01:07:34,133 --> 01:07:36,678
Some dude'll pick her up
and give her a nice bed to sleep in.
1018
01:07:36,761 --> 01:07:38,321
- Lance.
- Okay, we will go and get her.
1019
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:42,475
But you're gonna follow me
'cause I am an expert at escaping.
1020
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:43,726
Let's go! Fast escape.
1021
01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:46,396
Fast escapes are my expertise. Come on.
1022
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,481
Be careful.
1023
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:50,900
Follow me.
1024
01:07:57,949 --> 01:07:59,784
Lance, are you okay?
1025
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:05,707
Go get the bronco, Shaun,
and come back for me.
1026
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:07,458
- Okay.
- Dude.
1027
01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:12,255
- Promise me, dude.
- Yeah, I promise.
1028
01:08:18,344 --> 01:08:20,847
The whole time
I'm thinking it's the alternator.
1029
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,892
My bro says,
"no, bro. It's the carburetor."
1030
01:08:24,976 --> 01:08:27,437
And it turned out he was right.
1031
01:08:32,817 --> 01:08:36,571
Ashley, would you get in the car?
1032
01:08:37,322 --> 01:08:38,573
I'm mad at you, remember?
1033
01:08:38,656 --> 01:08:42,493
I know, but can we talk about it
in the car, please?
1034
01:08:42,577 --> 01:08:45,163
Hey, you heard her.
Why don't you leave her alone?
1035
01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:47,874
Hey, butt out, dude.
Ashley, get in the car right now!
1036
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:49,667
- Get in the car.
- No.
1037
01:08:52,712 --> 01:08:54,714
Shaun, apologize to her.
Tell her you're sorry.
1038
01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:56,174
I'm sorry!
1039
01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:00,428
Dude, come on. Say it like you mean it.
1040
01:09:03,514 --> 01:09:07,685
Ashley, I'm so sorry.
1041
01:09:09,854 --> 01:09:12,523
Now tell her you love her.
1042
01:09:13,483 --> 01:09:15,109
Tell her you love her.
1043
01:09:16,819 --> 01:09:18,112
I love you.
1044
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:21,074
I love you so much.
1045
01:09:23,284 --> 01:09:27,955
Good. You love him, he loves you.
Now get in the damn bronco!
1046
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:30,416
Ashley, now. Now!
1047
01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:34,629
- Now!
- Kip, it was really nice to meet you.
1048
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,589
Get in the car!
1049
01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:45,014
J” baby what can I do? J”
1050
01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:47,558
j” I've been j”
1051
01:09:47,642 --> 01:09:49,268
j” out searching for you j”
1052
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:51,062
Shaun.
1053
01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:52,188
Yeah?
1054
01:09:52,271 --> 01:09:54,607
What?
1055
01:09:54,691 --> 01:09:56,984
Lance isn't going
to be able to hear anything.
1056
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:01,280
He's passed out.
He's not gonna wake up, I promise.
1057
01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,701
Okay, you don't believe me? Lance.
1058
01:10:04,784 --> 01:10:06,327
Lance!
1059
01:10:09,706 --> 01:10:13,543
See? Nothing. He's out cold.
Like a light. Come on.
1060
01:10:14,836 --> 01:10:16,838
It'll be fine, I promise. Okay?
1061
01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:26,931
J” I've been watching the world pass by j”
1062
01:10:27,014 --> 01:10:29,308
j” all around me j”
1063
01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:37,442
j” I've been letting the days go by j”
1064
01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:39,235
j” till you found me j”
1065
01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:43,573
clearly, you're not an expert
on negotiations,
1066
01:10:43,656 --> 01:10:45,283
so let me just walk you through this.
1067
01:10:45,366 --> 01:10:47,452
You come in with a proposal
that's over the top,
1068
01:10:47,535 --> 01:10:49,829
you want a new gymnasium, $40 million,
1069
01:10:49,912 --> 01:10:52,331
then I counter with a low-ball offer,
1070
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:55,460
like $2,000 for a medicine ball.
1071
01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:56,979
That is absurd and offensive.
1072
01:10:57,003 --> 01:10:59,630
- What?
- It's ofl'ensive, sir. Stanford university...
1073
01:10:59,714 --> 01:11:02,925
No, no, no, you're not hearing me.
1074
01:11:03,009 --> 01:11:05,011
No, sir, / believe it's you
who is not hearing me.
1075
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:06,334
You're not hearing me!
1076
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:14,520
- Hey, hey, hey, drink your milk.
- I don't want milk. I want my poody.
1077
01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:18,608
Your poody's been retired.
You're a little big for...
1078
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:19,859
Where are you going?
1079
01:11:19,942 --> 01:11:21,444
What...
1080
01:11:21,527 --> 01:11:23,905
You don't want the milk, fine.
You want some juice?
1081
01:11:24,697 --> 01:11:28,117
Yes, okay. Why don't you go to the fridge,
open it up and get yourself some.
1082
01:11:28,201 --> 01:11:29,952
And get some for me, while you're at it.
1083
01:11:30,036 --> 01:11:32,914
Oh, you're helpful.
1084
01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:35,875
Finally some help around here.
1085
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,585
J” heyj”
1086
01:11:37,668 --> 01:11:39,545
j” don't write yourself ofi' yet j”
1087
01:11:40,546 --> 01:11:43,549
j” it's only in your head
you feel left out j”
1088
01:11:43,633 --> 01:11:45,760
j” or looked down on j”
1089
01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:51,015
- hey, guys, what's up?
- Hey, what's up, dude?
1090
01:11:51,098 --> 01:11:52,225
Hey, dude, check this out.
1091
01:11:52,308 --> 01:11:55,061
Last night, we were at this party,
1092
01:11:55,144 --> 01:11:58,564
and little Arlo here decides
to profess his undying love for me.
1093
01:11:58,648 --> 01:12:00,608
Did I tell you he was a fruitcake or what?
1094
01:12:00,691 --> 01:12:04,612
Bro. Bro, that's not true.
This is the real story, dude.
1095
01:12:04,695 --> 01:12:06,781
Chad crashed at my house, right.
1096
01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:09,659
And I woke up in the night,
he was fondling my...
1097
01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:14,413
Dude, I lost my keys.
I was looking for 'em.
1098
01:12:14,497 --> 01:12:18,209
- You guys want to come in?
- All right.
1099
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:24,173
- Jake.
- Yo.
1100
01:12:24,257 --> 01:12:27,093
- What are you doing here?
- Hello, everybody.
1101
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:30,221
- Hey, Bob.
- How was your trip?
1102
01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:32,223
It was okay.
1103
01:12:35,268 --> 01:12:37,562
No, just come back with an offer.
1104
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,647
We don't have to
dot the I's and cross the t's.
1105
01:12:39,730 --> 01:12:41,774
You have your people, I have my people.
1106
01:12:41,858 --> 01:12:44,735
I'll call you back.
My kids just walked in the door.
1107
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:48,197
- Hi, guys.
- Dad, what...
1108
01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:51,617
Lupe, I'm sure you're right.
1109
01:12:53,703 --> 01:12:54,912
Mom, what is going on?
1110
01:12:56,330 --> 01:13:01,919
Uh, Shaun, Lance,
um, something happened last night.
1111
01:13:02,003 --> 01:13:04,297
Your mother and I, we, uh...
1112
01:13:05,506 --> 01:13:07,300
Well...
1113
01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:09,510
You banged mom?
1114
01:13:11,262 --> 01:13:15,641
That's not the word I would use,
but, yes, we came together.
1115
01:13:15,725 --> 01:13:17,852
Ugh!
1116
01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:21,147
- Are you serious?
- Guess what else we did.
1117
01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:23,357
I've been on the phone all morning
with Stanford.
1118
01:13:23,441 --> 01:13:26,485
Your mother and I donated the money
for a new admissions building.
1119
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:28,779
I guess the old one burned down.
1120
01:13:30,573 --> 01:13:33,284
We got you in to Stanford, Shaun.
1121
01:13:40,124 --> 01:13:42,710
- You did that for me?
- Yeah.
1122
01:13:42,793 --> 01:13:44,754
Really?
1123
01:13:45,796 --> 01:13:49,258
- Yeah, bro, way to go, man.
- We're stoked, dude.
1124
01:13:49,342 --> 01:13:51,636
Yeah, Stanford!
1125
01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:59,644
Congratulations, Shaun. That is awesome.
1126
01:14:00,978 --> 01:14:04,774
J” / was sitting in a crummy mo vie j”
1127
01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:08,069
j” with my hands on my chin j”
1128
01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:14,075
j” all the violence that occurs j”
1129
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:17,286
j” seems like we never win j”
1130
01:14:20,998 --> 01:14:23,000
j” love and mercyj”
1131
01:14:23,084 --> 01:14:27,880
j” that's what you need tonight j”
1132
01:14:29,590 --> 01:14:32,218
j” so, love and mercy j”
1133
01:14:32,301 --> 01:14:37,556
j” to you and your friends tonightj”
1134
01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:41,477
j” / was lying in my room j”
1135
01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:45,773
j” and the news came on ti/j”
1136
01:14:46,399 --> 01:14:47,858
uh, hey.
1137
01:14:55,741 --> 01:15:00,955
I was just up in my room thinking
about faulkner, and wondering,
1138
01:15:01,038 --> 01:15:04,417
if he had left the south, would he
have ever written a light in August?
1139
01:15:06,252 --> 01:15:09,964
Or what if, uh...
What if James Joyce had left Ireland?
1140
01:15:10,047 --> 01:15:13,926
I mean, he did leave Ireland,
but not in his heart.
1141
01:15:14,802 --> 01:15:16,637
Do you see what I'm getting at here?
1142
01:15:19,890 --> 01:15:22,476
I don't need to go to Stanford
to be a writer.
1143
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:26,605
All I need are the people who inspire me,
1144
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:28,649
like my friends...
1145
01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:33,070
And my family...
1146
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:37,783
And you.
1147
01:15:40,244 --> 01:15:44,623
So I'm going to stay.
I'm going to stay in orange county.
1148
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,834
You are? Boy, oh, boy!
1149
01:15:46,917 --> 01:15:50,796
J” love and mercy
that's what you need tonight j”
1150
01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:56,802
J” so love and mercy j”
1151
01:15:56,886 --> 01:16:01,474
j” to you and your friends tonightj”
1152
01:16:01,557 --> 01:16:06,020
- Stanford sucks! Yeah!
- Shaun brumder rocks!
1153
01:16:06,103 --> 01:16:11,025
J” that's what you need tonight j”
1154
01:16:11,108 --> 01:16:12,443
j” love and mercyj”
1155
01:16:12,693 --> 01:16:14,612
Dear Mr. Skinner,
1156
01:16:14,695 --> 01:16:17,740
I'm writing you to say thank you
for all your words of wisdom.
1157
01:16:19,158 --> 01:16:21,327
It took me a while, but / finally realized
1158
01:16:21,410 --> 01:16:25,372
orange county is the perfect environment
for an aspiring writer.
1159
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:29,126
Today/ went down to the beach
with a copy of your book.
1160
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,128
I left it there by the water.
1161
01:16:32,379 --> 01:16:35,049
Maybe another mixed-up kid
will stumble upon it,
1162
01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:38,094
and maybe it'll change his life
like it changed mine.
1163
01:16:38,969 --> 01:16:40,554
Later, Mr. Skinner.
1164
01:16:40,638 --> 01:16:43,516
Yours truly Shaun brumder
1165
01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:48,354
J” / feel so peculiarj”
1166
01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:52,942
dude, don't touch. I'm lighting the fire.
It was my idea and you're an idiot.
1167
01:16:53,025 --> 01:16:55,778
You're gonna blow off your hand.
Just give me the lighter.
1168
01:16:55,861 --> 01:16:58,405
No. Dude, lonny would've wanted me
to blow up his board.
1169
01:16:58,489 --> 01:17:01,909
- Bro, lonny thought you were a tool.
- Lonny thought you were a fool, dude.
1170
01:17:01,992 --> 01:17:06,038
- Hey, guys. What are you doing?
- We're gonna blow up lonny's board, man.
1171
01:17:06,122 --> 01:17:09,291
- It's going to be explosive.
- We've got so many m-803.
1172
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,585
It's going to be like the fourth of July.
1173
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:15,798
- Dude, what are you doing?
- I'm going surfing!
1174
01:17:16,674 --> 01:17:18,968
All right!
1175
01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:22,513
Come on, let's go!
1176
01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:25,891
All right!
91513
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