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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,126 --> 00:00:24,126 www.titlovi.com 2 00:00:27,126 --> 00:00:31,084 When I was a child, I thought I would live forever. 3 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:35,584 In kindergarten I learned that only vampires can't die. 4 00:00:36,126 --> 00:00:39,792 Later I learned that only the communist ideology is eternal. 5 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,792 My chances are not so good. 6 00:00:45,542 --> 00:00:47,501 Two weeks ago everything was fine. 7 00:00:58,751 --> 00:01:00,167 Am I too heavy? 8 00:01:00,876 --> 00:01:01,876 No. 9 00:01:05,042 --> 00:01:06,251 Alright then. 10 00:01:14,417 --> 00:01:16,292 The kids're horny again. 11 00:01:16,501 --> 00:01:18,251 Take them some grated apple. 12 00:01:19,334 --> 00:01:20,834 Let 'em have fun. 13 00:01:22,126 --> 00:01:25,209 Plus he'll cum before I make it upstairs. 14 00:01:26,417 --> 00:01:27,334 3 minutes. 15 00:01:29,792 --> 00:01:32,042 What... what are you doing? 16 00:01:34,417 --> 00:01:35,334 My Birdy! 17 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:45,292 3 minutes, 10 seconds. 18 00:01:48,834 --> 00:01:50,459 Easier than sports betting. 19 00:01:53,334 --> 00:01:55,334 You wrapped your legs around me. 20 00:01:56,501 --> 00:02:00,751 - I dunno, just a sudden impulse. - No, no, it was good. Good. 21 00:02:09,834 --> 00:02:12,709 We could try it from behind sometime. 22 00:02:29,459 --> 00:02:34,334 COMRADE DRACULICH 23 00:02:38,709 --> 00:02:41,834 In Moscow, "strictly confidential" means that 24 00:02:42,501 --> 00:02:46,501 if your dear wife learns of this information, 25 00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:51,792 she'll soon find out the unpleasant effects of Ricin. 26 00:02:52,917 --> 00:02:58,084 If you are prepared to hear the secret, Comrade Kádár, just say, "da". 27 00:03:01,334 --> 00:03:02,334 Da. 28 00:03:02,542 --> 00:03:06,751 I've achieved all a man can achieve. 29 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:12,334 World power, cars, watches, women. I've hunted and killed 200 bears. 30 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:16,084 One thing remains: eternal life. 31 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:20,209 You have 2 weeks to get it for me. 32 00:03:21,501 --> 00:03:25,292 Or you both can spend Christmas at the Gulag. 33 00:03:32,459 --> 00:03:40,126 The lens of Tessina Type L camera has an f 2.8 to 22 blade shutter. 34 00:03:40,834 --> 00:03:45,501 Exposure time can be adjusted from 1 to 0.05 seconds. 35 00:03:45,751 --> 00:03:49,084 3 turns yields 20 shots. 36 00:03:49,251 --> 00:03:57,501 Let's see how to take pictures with a camera hidden in a purse. 37 00:04:00,917 --> 00:04:08,959 4PM, a less busy hour in a cafe. Cheerful atmosphere. 38 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:23,334 The observers behave similarly to the others. 39 00:04:27,001 --> 00:04:32,459 Their chosen position gives them a good view of the target individuals. 40 00:04:36,876 --> 00:04:43,084 Use of the hidden camera is justified by the removal of a handkerchief. 41 00:04:43,792 --> 00:04:49,459 Replacing the handkerchief, the observer takes pictures. 42 00:04:50,251 --> 00:04:55,917 The observers stay in the café till the target individuals depart... 43 00:04:56,084 --> 00:05:01,001 Comrade Kun! Comrade Esvégh summons you and Mária Magyar. 44 00:05:02,459 --> 00:05:07,417 Dear students! The "Crime Evidence Wrapping" Class is cancelled today. 45 00:05:13,084 --> 00:05:14,334 Motherfucker. 46 00:05:25,667 --> 00:05:29,209 The "Give Blood for Vietnam" effort's guest-of-honor is visiting 47 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:32,376 Hungary again after spending 20 years abroad. 48 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:37,376 Comrade Fabian was born in 1910 to a peasant-laborer family. 49 00:05:38,501 --> 00:05:43,042 He took part in the illegal communist movement as a young worker. 50 00:05:43,709 --> 00:05:47,501 He and future Prime Minister János Kádár handed out leaves together. 51 00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:50,667 Sorry, leaflets. 52 00:05:52,042 --> 00:05:56,251 He went to Cuba in 1956 and joined the communist guerrillas. 53 00:05:56,501 --> 00:06:02,459 He was the trusted man of Comrades Dr. Fidel Castro Ruiz Serna, 54 00:06:02,626 --> 00:06:07,417 and Dr. Ernesto Rafael Guevara, and they marched into Havana together. 55 00:06:07,626 --> 00:06:12,626 After the Cuban revolution, he departed to the USA. 56 00:06:13,876 --> 00:06:18,459 At age 62, he's a blood-collecting ambassador for the American Red Cross. 57 00:06:18,751 --> 00:06:23,542 In Cuba, he contracted a rare skin disease, margharita fotodermatitis: 58 00:06:24,126 --> 00:06:26,501 Over-sensitivity to UV rays. 59 00:06:26,501 --> 00:06:28,501 He asked us to schedule every program for the evenings. 60 00:06:28,751 --> 00:06:30,209 Let's see the last photo. 61 00:06:31,584 --> 00:06:32,542 Oops! 62 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:35,292 Comrade Telekes, too much cognac in the coffee! 63 00:06:35,501 --> 00:06:36,417 Sorry. 64 00:06:40,126 --> 00:06:41,751 He's got nice, shiny fur. 65 00:06:41,917 --> 00:06:43,084 Yes. 66 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:47,126 He used to get beef, but he lost a tooth so we switched to our local cold cuts. 67 00:06:47,334 --> 00:06:49,834 That worked wonders for his fur. 68 00:06:51,626 --> 00:06:56,792 Comrade Magyar will be the ideal escort for the target: code-named Crimson. 69 00:06:57,126 --> 00:06:59,167 Comrade Kun will direct the observation. 70 00:06:59,792 --> 00:07:04,834 Crimson comes from the aggressor USA. You'll find out if he's a friend or an enemy. 71 00:07:05,084 --> 00:07:09,376 The operation starts at Hotel Gellért with the blood drive's opening celebration. 72 00:07:12,376 --> 00:07:17,626 Comrade Fabian, code-named Crimson, crossed the border from Austria. 73 00:07:17,834 --> 00:07:20,542 In a fire-red Ford Mustang. 74 00:07:20,876 --> 00:07:23,626 His time of arrival is estimated within an hour. 75 00:07:24,001 --> 00:07:28,501 I request Comrades King Cobra and Water Snake to assume their positions. 76 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:32,376 I copy, Comrade Kun. Over. 77 00:07:32,542 --> 00:07:35,501 Comrades Athos, Porthos and Aramis have 30 minutes 78 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:40,001 to plant Regulations 3/E and 3/R in the target's hotel room. 79 00:07:40,209 --> 00:07:43,709 And I don't want cigarette ashes on the carpet. 80 00:07:43,876 --> 00:07:49,459 On behalf of all Hungarian workers, don't fuck up the hotel, please. 81 00:07:50,376 --> 00:07:51,626 Freedom. 82 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,001 Fucking hell! Hold this! 83 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:10,251 Those sexy lips beg for a kiss. 84 00:08:11,126 --> 00:08:12,209 King Cobra here! 85 00:08:12,876 --> 00:08:15,376 Comrade Kun, we're screwed! 86 00:08:15,792 --> 00:08:16,501 What? 87 00:08:16,501 --> 00:08:18,584 Crimson is in the garage! 88 00:08:18,584 --> 00:08:22,751 Leaving a fire-red Ford Mustang-type motor vehicle. 89 00:08:23,001 --> 00:08:27,209 His face is unclear, but it seems he's with a prostitute-like whore. 90 00:08:27,501 --> 00:08:30,167 Looks like the old goat's pecker still works. 91 00:08:30,376 --> 00:08:33,459 Stop fucking around then! Haul ass to your places! 92 00:08:33,626 --> 00:08:35,501 We're in a big fuckin' shithole! 93 00:08:35,709 --> 00:08:40,959 Birdy, the show is on! What the fuck are we waiting for? 94 00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:44,584 Gotta fuck up this old American! 95 00:08:44,584 --> 00:08:46,251 Goddamn blood of whores! 96 00:08:47,001 --> 00:08:48,792 3 Musketeers, the cock crows! 97 00:08:49,001 --> 00:08:50,376 What don't you get? 98 00:08:51,126 --> 00:08:53,209 Crimson is here! 99 00:08:55,417 --> 00:09:05,459 'Tis the final conflict; Let each stand in his place. 100 00:09:05,667 --> 00:09:15,834 The International working class Shall be the human race! 101 00:09:16,126 --> 00:09:26,042 'Tis the final conflict; Let each stand in his place. 102 00:09:26,751 --> 00:09:38,334 The International working class Shall be the human race! 103 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:39,751 My old buddies! 104 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:42,084 Miklós, gimme a hug! 105 00:09:42,376 --> 00:09:45,001 We kicked so many nazi asses! 106 00:09:45,542 --> 00:09:47,959 Cheetah, the sex machine! 107 00:09:52,376 --> 00:09:54,667 - Fábián. - Kovács Zoltán. 108 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:57,334 Navajo Charlie. 109 00:10:00,209 --> 00:10:04,084 - Fábián, you haven't aged a day. - Like fucking hell I haven't. 110 00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:05,542 But the battle must go on. 111 00:10:05,709 --> 00:10:08,626 You were always a good communist. 112 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:11,376 But you guys really messed up with the '56 Revolution. 113 00:10:13,334 --> 00:10:14,834 Where's Jancsi Csermanek? 114 00:10:16,876 --> 00:10:20,501 I mean the prime minister. Kádár! 115 00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:25,876 He couldn't attend, but sends his warm greetings. 116 00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:29,542 I'm Mária Magyar, the regional secretary of the Hungarian Red Cross. 117 00:10:30,417 --> 00:10:31,792 Béla Fábián. 118 00:10:33,542 --> 00:10:36,709 I am honored to be your escort during the next 3 weeks. 119 00:10:36,876 --> 00:10:40,542 Allow me to extend this bouquet on behalf of the National Peace Council. 120 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:44,459 Ibolya, look at the lovely flowers the Peace Council gave you. 121 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,251 How nice of them. 122 00:10:48,209 --> 00:10:52,501 Now I'd like to introduce you to the Vietnamese delegation. 123 00:10:54,334 --> 00:10:56,459 Goan Dhang Thrang, First Secretary 124 00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:59,834 of the Budapest Embassy of the Democratic Republic of Vietnam. 125 00:11:00,334 --> 00:11:02,501 Madam Ambassador, Thi Dinh Nguyen, member of the Bureau 126 00:11:02,667 --> 00:11:06,459 of the Central Committee for the National Liberation Front of South Vietnam, 127 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:09,834 President of Women's Alliance for the Liberation of South Vietnam, 128 00:11:10,042 --> 00:11:14,084 Deputy Commander-in-Chief of the People's Liberation Army of South Vietnam. 129 00:11:14,292 --> 00:11:15,584 She's a whore. 130 00:11:19,042 --> 00:11:20,126 And he's Chinese. 131 00:11:21,459 --> 00:11:23,751 Please, follow me to the stage. 132 00:11:30,876 --> 00:11:34,751 Now let me introduce the individuals beside me. 133 00:11:35,001 --> 00:11:38,042 First, Yen Vou Ngou: the great son of Hanoi, 134 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:42,334 who, after 3 years of heroic guerilla warfare deep in the jungle, 135 00:11:42,584 --> 00:11:46,292 is the recipient of our healthcare. 136 00:11:46,501 --> 00:11:49,959 The hospital's staff adores him so much, 137 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:52,751 they even gave Yen a Hungarian name: Jenő! 138 00:12:00,709 --> 00:12:02,334 To my left is Mária Magyar, 139 00:12:02,501 --> 00:12:09,501 who has extremely rare, Rh-Negative blood. 140 00:12:09,501 --> 00:12:11,876 Today she gives blood for the 55th time! 141 00:12:18,751 --> 00:12:20,834 Honored Vietnamese Comrades! 142 00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:28,209 The Hungarian people do all they can to help 143 00:12:28,376 --> 00:12:31,209 the heroic struggle of our long-suffering sister nation 144 00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:35,876 Vietnam! 145 00:12:37,292 --> 00:12:40,376 We are with you! 146 00:12:45,709 --> 00:12:50,959 And now let us greet the "Blood for Vietnam" Alliance's guest, 147 00:12:51,251 --> 00:12:52,709 our pride: Comrade Fábián! 148 00:13:04,501 --> 00:13:07,751 I'd like to ask Ibolya to say a few words. 149 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:11,167 Okay. Well. 150 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:19,084 Comrade Fábián asked me to tell you that there's a hair salon 151 00:13:19,459 --> 00:13:23,876 where the girls will set a helium balloon into your hairdo. 152 00:13:25,126 --> 00:13:29,042 And that's where I heard this joke: Bunny's crying in the woods. 153 00:13:29,251 --> 00:13:33,292 And Fox comes along and asks: "Why are you crying, Bunny"? 154 00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,501 And Bunny says: 155 00:13:36,042 --> 00:13:42,251 "The whole Party will be here, with prime minister Kádár in the lead! 156 00:13:42,542 --> 00:13:47,292 They're hunting bear! Where shall I hide?! Where?"! 157 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:54,001 "You're mad, Bunny. If they're hunting bear, why are you so scared"? Fox asks. 158 00:13:54,584 --> 00:13:59,584 "Well, only because they've made even bigger mistakes in the past"! 159 00:14:12,501 --> 00:14:13,834 I officially open the blood drive. 160 00:14:18,251 --> 00:14:24,709 Jenő has a post-traumatic shock, which makes him sensitive to sudden noises, 161 00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:28,126 so pop those corks quietly, comrades. 162 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:39,334 Let's knock the balloon-head out! 163 00:15:04,001 --> 00:15:05,001 Thanks. 164 00:15:12,876 --> 00:15:13,709 Cheers! 165 00:16:10,459 --> 00:16:13,126 What did you put in her drink, mating powder? 166 00:16:13,292 --> 00:16:15,292 She's like a girl from the choir. 167 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:19,209 Chloroform. Last time I knocked a big fat priest out with it. 168 00:16:28,001 --> 00:16:29,667 You fucker... 169 00:16:32,376 --> 00:16:33,542 Artillery! 170 00:16:34,459 --> 00:16:36,876 To the basement! Comrades, hurry up! 171 00:16:53,501 --> 00:16:56,876 Birdy, collect yourself! Quickly! 172 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,709 Here" this nice Vietnamese balm, it'll help. 173 00:16:59,876 --> 00:17:01,501 He's definitely not 60. 174 00:17:01,501 --> 00:17:04,584 - Maybe he sent his kid instead. - But he knew the old comrades. 175 00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,584 I live with my mother. That's security. 176 00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:15,042 If she lives, all's well. Alright, Ace. 177 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,292 Wait! 178 00:17:36,251 --> 00:17:37,626 - What? - Nothing. 179 00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,501 Comrade Fábián? 180 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:26,459 I... just wanted to ask... how you are. 181 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,459 Fine, thank you. 182 00:19:36,334 --> 00:19:40,417 Sorry, it's the Vietnamese balm, I rub it under my nose... 183 00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:48,209 Hey, neighbor, put the sausage away! 184 00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:52,084 May I have a glass of water? 185 00:20:01,876 --> 00:20:04,292 Sure, as you like, neighbor! 186 00:20:04,667 --> 00:20:05,876 Thank you. 187 00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:07,292 I'll get it. 188 00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:09,626 Thanks, don't bother, I'm better now. 189 00:20:28,834 --> 00:20:32,501 - Thank you. It really did feel good. - To your health. 190 00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:35,542 May I have it? 191 00:20:37,292 --> 00:20:38,209 The bandage. 192 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:45,417 Here. 193 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:56,084 Till tomorrow then. 194 00:20:59,334 --> 00:21:00,667 Good-bye. 195 00:21:07,251 --> 00:21:08,334 What's he doing? 196 00:21:10,501 --> 00:21:12,876 He went out on the balcony with your bandage. 197 00:21:13,376 --> 00:21:14,376 What? 198 00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:20,876 Fucking hell, isn't that the Vietnamese lady ambassador? 199 00:21:22,501 --> 00:21:25,584 I'd make that yellow lady swallow the trouser snake. 200 00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:30,667 Discuss it with mama at home first. 201 00:21:32,209 --> 00:21:33,709 Is the view nice? 202 00:21:57,251 --> 00:22:01,584 All the Hungarian limp dicks should see this. 203 00:22:06,834 --> 00:22:08,417 I'm dying! 204 00:22:28,376 --> 00:22:31,667 I pull the wheel. That's always a good choice. 205 00:22:49,459 --> 00:22:52,084 Comrade Fabian told a Cuban newspaper: 206 00:22:52,251 --> 00:22:54,251 "Lovesickness brought me to Cuba. 207 00:22:54,417 --> 00:22:57,459 I thought I'd rather die alongside Che Guevara for the revolution, 208 00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,209 than hang myself in a worker's hostel in Budapest. 209 00:23:00,376 --> 00:23:02,959 But we won, and I was reborn." 210 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:14,709 Look, Jani, Comrade Fábián's former love. 211 00:23:20,626 --> 00:23:22,042 Pretty lady. 212 00:23:24,084 --> 00:23:28,459 Please turn your heads so we can see your necks. 213 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:42,334 Comrade, please open the cigarette box. 214 00:23:54,209 --> 00:23:59,376 Congratulations on your joke yesterday. I've never heard that one before. 215 00:24:00,376 --> 00:24:03,626 I thought that after that joke, no one would suspect 216 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,251 I'm there by your order. 217 00:24:06,876 --> 00:24:10,626 You're both a comedian and a Mata Hari! 218 00:24:11,501 --> 00:24:13,167 Holy water. 219 00:24:13,584 --> 00:24:15,084 Go on, drink it. 220 00:24:25,584 --> 00:24:26,792 Don't stroke me. 221 00:24:32,542 --> 00:24:35,667 We'll get nowhere with whores. 222 00:24:36,917 --> 00:24:39,167 Sorry, I choked. 223 00:24:41,209 --> 00:24:42,959 Thank you for coming. 224 00:24:43,709 --> 00:24:45,167 Mária Magyar. 225 00:24:48,417 --> 00:24:51,251 But the solution is right in front of us. 226 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:53,667 Birdy. 227 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:59,626 You're ordered to develop a trusting relationship with Crimson. 228 00:24:59,876 --> 00:25:03,584 We must recruit him by the end of the blood drive. 229 00:25:03,917 --> 00:25:08,001 He may be in possession of an anti-aging technology. 230 00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:11,751 We want him to deliver it to us. 231 00:25:12,292 --> 00:25:17,334 Crimson's ex-lover also worked at the May 1 Garment Factory. 232 00:25:17,667 --> 00:25:25,959 After the blood drive, take him to a dinner and ask him about his romantic past. 233 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,459 Now stand over there and get undressed. 234 00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:36,376 I was just kidding. 235 00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:40,209 Okay, stand there please. 236 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:49,126 Comrade Telekes, please give her some tips on how to seduce a man. 237 00:25:49,417 --> 00:25:52,834 Our Éva here has seduced many priests. 238 00:25:53,167 --> 00:25:55,876 Two even committed suicide. 239 00:25:57,417 --> 00:26:00,959 I think the girl's a real character. 240 00:26:01,709 --> 00:26:03,959 Pull your skirt up a little higher there. 241 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:10,001 I can assure you, Mária has thin, but shapely legs. 242 00:26:10,376 --> 00:26:12,459 Pull it up anyway. C'mon. 243 00:26:19,667 --> 00:26:21,584 Oh, goodness, how skinny! 244 00:26:22,501 --> 00:26:24,959 Look at those knees. You need to see a chiropractor. 245 00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,501 What do you eat, air? 246 00:26:26,751 --> 00:26:28,084 Where do you people eat? 247 00:26:28,834 --> 00:26:30,459 The employee cafeteria, sometimes. 248 00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:34,626 Make sure you eat more than just pottage and gravy. Get some meat too. 249 00:26:35,876 --> 00:26:41,501 Maybe show some more neck, or a bit of shoulder. 250 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:42,709 I don't advise it. 251 00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:45,084 Suddenly you're a fashion photographer? 252 00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:51,792 Yes, well, let's not show that off. It looks like a trampled worm. 253 00:26:52,792 --> 00:26:56,459 It's okay, honey, the point is to have character. 254 00:26:56,834 --> 00:27:01,792 Be a little late tonight. It'll get Crimson fired up. 255 00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:05,251 Let's work a bit more on her appearance. 256 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:09,709 You two go for a shopping. They've got winter sales now. 257 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:11,709 - You get some clothing money. - Hurrah! 258 00:27:11,876 --> 00:27:15,167 Buy me an undershirt too. There's a cigarette burn in my old one. 259 00:27:15,376 --> 00:27:16,501 Okay, go away. 260 00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:31,834 Good evening, Comrade Fábián. 261 00:27:32,376 --> 00:27:33,751 Sorry for being late. 262 00:27:34,251 --> 00:27:35,084 I'm in no hurry. 263 00:27:35,501 --> 00:27:36,834 I brought you something. 264 00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:38,876 Vietnamese rock. 265 00:27:42,417 --> 00:27:44,459 Oh, Carol Kim's on this? 266 00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:45,584 You know her? 267 00:27:46,209 --> 00:27:49,709 - The Tina Turner of Saigon? My favorite. - Mine too. 268 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:52,292 - Le Thu? - She's good too. 269 00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:56,292 - Giao Linh? - Where did you get it? 270 00:27:56,459 --> 00:27:58,459 From a Vietnamese exchange student. 271 00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:00,459 Ready to go then? 272 00:28:04,376 --> 00:28:06,167 Well done. 273 00:28:27,334 --> 00:28:28,959 Nice Volga. 274 00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:41,626 It has a remodeled version of the 2.4 OHV-system gasoline engine. 275 00:28:42,042 --> 00:28:44,792 At average compression, it has up to 98-horsepower capacity. 276 00:28:45,209 --> 00:28:47,834 I love the bone-inlaid choke valve best of all. 277 00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:54,626 Let's go. 278 00:28:59,501 --> 00:29:05,709 Our factory will also work a "Vietnam shift" on their free Saturday. 279 00:29:06,251 --> 00:29:10,334 And they'll take part in the "Bicycles for Vietnam" effort as well. 280 00:29:10,667 --> 00:29:17,542 But their main goal is to over-achieve our annual production plan to 105%. 281 00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:20,209 Hey there. 282 00:29:21,042 --> 00:29:22,292 What're you drinking? 283 00:29:25,167 --> 00:29:26,251 Hüsi. 284 00:29:26,501 --> 00:29:27,501 What's that? 285 00:29:28,834 --> 00:29:30,459 A raspberry-flavored soft drink. 286 00:29:35,001 --> 00:29:38,251 Could someone sing "Splashing Little Girl" for me? 287 00:29:38,667 --> 00:29:41,042 Comrade Fábián, we need to continue with the program. 288 00:29:41,334 --> 00:29:43,167 Just a few lines. 289 00:29:44,042 --> 00:29:45,292 Just a moment. 290 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:55,501 Mrs. Béla Szmola! 291 00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:58,126 You have a lovely voice. 292 00:29:58,376 --> 00:30:00,459 C'mon now, don't make us beg. 293 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:16,001 When summer's here at last, the weather's nice and hot, 294 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:21,959 We go down to the beach, without a second thought, 295 00:30:22,417 --> 00:30:27,542 While mama's getting dressed, my papa's getting mad, 296 00:30:28,209 --> 00:30:33,334 She'll take so long to get dressed up, he'll end up an old grandad... 297 00:30:35,501 --> 00:30:40,334 The heroes of the '56 revolution were executed to this song. 298 00:31:14,542 --> 00:31:17,084 You're lucky to be his escort. 299 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:26,876 Next Tuesday, we have our lingerie collection's "For Women Only" show. 300 00:31:27,709 --> 00:31:31,001 Your presence would honor our factory. 301 00:31:31,917 --> 00:31:33,542 I'd be happy if you could come too. 302 00:31:33,709 --> 00:31:36,959 Sadly, we're at the Red Star Tractor Factory for a blood drive on Tuesday. 303 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:44,667 Okay, everyone calm down! 304 00:31:48,584 --> 00:31:49,876 Comrade Fábián! 305 00:31:51,834 --> 00:31:53,292 Has anyone seen him? 306 00:31:54,501 --> 00:31:56,126 Comrade Fábián! 307 00:32:04,501 --> 00:32:06,042 Comrade Fábián! 308 00:32:08,167 --> 00:32:09,376 Comrade Fábián! 309 00:32:25,917 --> 00:32:27,459 Falcon. Birdy here. Over. 310 00:32:28,917 --> 00:32:30,959 - This is Falcon. I copy. - Crimson's disappeared. 311 00:32:31,126 --> 00:32:32,959 The guy's some fucking magician? 312 00:32:33,126 --> 00:32:35,876 We had a brief power failure. Just a few seconds. 313 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:39,667 Shit, he's up on the roof, getting a neon-tan. 314 00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:40,709 I'll check. 315 00:32:40,876 --> 00:32:44,001 - Wear your hat, it's fucking freezing. - Copy. Over. 316 00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:02,209 Finally! Everyone's looking for you! 317 00:33:12,334 --> 00:33:15,542 Me and my girl used to come up here a lot. 318 00:33:18,709 --> 00:33:20,167 What happened to her? 319 00:33:20,667 --> 00:33:22,792 She was executed after the revolution. 320 00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:25,709 My condolences. 321 00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:31,417 Last time I was on a roof with Zsa Zsa Gábor. 322 00:33:31,834 --> 00:33:33,376 The Hollywood actress? 323 00:33:33,542 --> 00:33:35,001 Yep. 324 00:33:35,417 --> 00:33:38,126 It was a roof-terrace in Beverly Hills. 325 00:33:38,542 --> 00:33:40,709 A bikini was all she wore. 326 00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:44,667 She tried to get my secret, why I don't age. 327 00:33:45,001 --> 00:33:46,376 And did she succeed? 328 00:33:48,542 --> 00:33:49,834 Of course. 329 00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:52,459 You could tell me too. 330 00:33:54,209 --> 00:33:56,876 First we have to build trust. 331 00:33:59,501 --> 00:34:02,459 If we're done here, we could go to a restau... 332 00:34:03,334 --> 00:34:04,542 Where are you going? 333 00:34:12,292 --> 00:34:13,709 C'mon, lean back. 334 00:34:19,042 --> 00:34:22,751 - And what if both of us fall? - That's exactly the point. 335 00:34:23,542 --> 00:34:26,209 We build our trust in each other. 336 00:34:27,667 --> 00:34:29,459 Don't you trust me? 337 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,084 I trust you. 338 00:34:32,251 --> 00:34:33,542 Come on then. 339 00:34:44,209 --> 00:34:45,501 Oh shit. 340 00:35:11,751 --> 00:35:13,209 Let's go back. 341 00:35:14,167 --> 00:35:15,459 No, it's your turn now. 342 00:35:18,626 --> 00:35:21,542 I trust you, but you don't trust me? 343 00:35:28,876 --> 00:35:30,001 Come on now. 344 00:35:32,292 --> 00:35:32,876 Birdy! 345 00:35:48,917 --> 00:35:50,292 Thank you. 346 00:35:57,001 --> 00:35:58,584 Hey, look! 347 00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:02,084 Laci's girl is flirting with this stranger. 348 00:36:02,292 --> 00:36:03,209 What? 349 00:36:03,376 --> 00:36:07,292 Look! The fella's showing off with an American car. 350 00:36:07,667 --> 00:36:09,167 Do you live here alone? 351 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:10,626 Yes. 352 00:36:13,126 --> 00:36:15,792 Or rather, no. With Jani. 353 00:36:16,084 --> 00:36:18,584 - Who's that? - My bird. 354 00:36:19,209 --> 00:36:20,417 Jani? 355 00:36:21,751 --> 00:36:23,126 Nice name. 356 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:24,459 Indeed. 357 00:36:25,376 --> 00:36:29,876 - This fella looks familiar. - How the fuck is he familiar? 358 00:36:30,709 --> 00:36:31,834 I'm telling you! 359 00:36:32,292 --> 00:36:34,959 "Give Blood for Vietnam opens at Gellért Hotel. 360 00:36:35,209 --> 00:36:39,542 Comrade Fabian, hero of the Cuban Revolution, launches the blood drive". 361 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:42,459 And here's Laci's girl too. 362 00:36:43,084 --> 00:36:48,459 Well, the starved mouse caught the big fish? 363 00:36:48,709 --> 00:36:50,376 I'll pick you up tomorrow. 364 00:36:50,584 --> 00:36:52,042 Thank you. 365 00:36:53,417 --> 00:36:55,459 - Have a good night. - Same to you. 366 00:37:10,542 --> 00:37:13,167 - Laci got fucked over. - Real hard. 367 00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:16,376 - Dead sure. - Stupid kid. 368 00:37:16,709 --> 00:37:22,709 Dragging a tire and shadow-boxing won't make him a real man. 369 00:37:23,001 --> 00:37:26,834 If he was a better lover, everything would be okay. 370 00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,417 What the fuck? 371 00:37:58,292 --> 00:38:01,376 Gettin' horny from Birdy's blood? 372 00:38:02,501 --> 00:38:04,501 You fucking pervert. 373 00:38:13,834 --> 00:38:14,626 Oh shit! 374 00:38:38,334 --> 00:38:40,001 Zsa Zsa Gábor? 375 00:38:40,542 --> 00:38:43,751 She got the secret of his youth in a bikini. 376 00:38:47,084 --> 00:38:50,376 Hey, shitface! I'll feed you to the neighbor's cat. 377 00:38:50,751 --> 00:38:52,001 Laci! 378 00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:54,542 Okay, okay. 379 00:38:58,792 --> 00:39:01,334 That's why he eats the bloody cotton. 380 00:39:02,334 --> 00:39:03,251 Why? 381 00:39:05,167 --> 00:39:08,001 Have you seen Hollywood films? They're full of perverts. 382 00:39:08,209 --> 00:39:12,001 They have good actors too. Charlie Chaplin... 383 00:39:12,334 --> 00:39:13,126 Oh please! 384 00:39:13,292 --> 00:39:18,626 American films are a peace of shit compared to Soviet War Movies. 385 00:39:18,876 --> 00:39:21,334 "The Cranes Are Flying". "Moscow Strikes Back." 386 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:23,167 "Two Soldiers." 387 00:39:23,709 --> 00:39:25,834 "Four Tank-men and a Dog." 388 00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:31,167 Papa and I watched TV, clutched each other, and cried. 389 00:39:31,376 --> 00:39:36,042 And each time the tanker won, I always got an Outstanding Worker Badge. 390 00:39:39,209 --> 00:39:43,709 He took a drag of his cigarette, looked into my eyes, and you know what he said? 391 00:39:44,126 --> 00:39:46,876 "You're gonna be the best communist in Hungary." 392 00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:51,792 We were talking about why somebody might eat bloody cotton. 393 00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:55,584 No, Birdy, you're way behind. 394 00:39:56,042 --> 00:39:58,334 Have you seen Dracula with Béla Lugosi? 395 00:39:58,501 --> 00:39:59,209 No. 396 00:39:59,417 --> 00:40:02,084 - Like I said, you're way behind. - What about him? 397 00:40:02,251 --> 00:40:04,667 Oh for the love of that sweet fucking mouth of yours. 398 00:40:05,376 --> 00:40:10,376 He lives at night, doesn't age, and sucks the blood of pretty ladies. 399 00:40:17,251 --> 00:40:18,501 That can't be. 400 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:20,584 You're right about that. 401 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:25,959 I'm gonna check out these bloodsucking cocksuckers. 402 00:40:26,126 --> 00:40:27,876 And if I find some incriminating behavior, 403 00:40:28,042 --> 00:40:30,501 I'm gonna call up some motivated gypsy boys 404 00:40:30,501 --> 00:40:33,001 and they'll give him the old Vietnamese rock'n'roll 405 00:40:33,167 --> 00:40:35,459 up the ass so hard, he'll knock out the wall. 406 00:40:47,501 --> 00:40:50,751 "As the rising sun slid out from behind the mountain peak, 407 00:40:50,917 --> 00:40:55,209 piercing the soft blanket of shadows spread over the valley, 408 00:40:55,376 --> 00:40:58,292 the vampire collapsed on the ground, 409 00:40:58,459 --> 00:41:01,667 wriggling towards the coach like a worm. 410 00:41:01,834 --> 00:41:06,251 When the door slammed behind him, the horses galloped off, 411 00:41:06,417 --> 00:41:09,126 sensing their master's agony... 412 00:41:10,209 --> 00:41:11,959 Hey, what'cha find? 413 00:41:12,501 --> 00:41:15,626 It says that the sun doesn't burn, just weakens them. 414 00:41:35,542 --> 00:41:37,959 Look at that black vampire! 415 00:41:44,876 --> 00:41:46,334 Shit. 416 00:41:52,792 --> 00:41:57,042 This isn't realistic. Why doesn't he run? Just look at that. 417 00:41:57,792 --> 00:42:01,001 Right hook, head-butt, and he's finished. 418 00:42:09,126 --> 00:42:13,167 - Not a word to boss Esvégh about this. - I know. Buster Keaton. 419 00:42:13,501 --> 00:42:15,834 - What? - Stoneface. 420 00:42:16,876 --> 00:42:21,459 Try to get physically and mentally closer to the target. 421 00:42:21,626 --> 00:42:25,584 You might try and make it to a kiss. 422 00:42:25,751 --> 00:42:28,126 You two are a couple, right? 423 00:42:30,834 --> 00:42:31,751 Yes. 424 00:42:34,126 --> 00:42:37,792 Some actor couples have to kiss other actors, 425 00:42:38,084 --> 00:42:41,167 in front of hundreds of people. Because they're professionals. 426 00:42:41,501 --> 00:42:43,417 So are you two, right? 427 00:42:45,251 --> 00:42:46,501 Yes. 428 00:42:47,459 --> 00:42:49,459 Is something hard to swallow? 429 00:42:49,792 --> 00:42:52,834 Nothing, Comrade Esvégh, just exhaustion. Pardon me. 430 00:42:53,042 --> 00:42:55,709 Comrade Telekes, what's your opinion? 431 00:42:55,876 --> 00:42:57,501 Don't worry, honey! 432 00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:00,084 My husband and I tried to have a kid for years, 433 00:43:00,251 --> 00:43:03,751 and then I got pregnant when 3 priests were courting me. 434 00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:08,959 A bit of tension can spice up a relationship. 435 00:43:09,334 --> 00:43:10,667 Sure thing. 436 00:43:15,709 --> 00:43:17,001 Who could that be? 437 00:43:33,209 --> 00:43:34,834 - Good evening. - Hi. 438 00:43:35,126 --> 00:43:36,751 I didn't even hear you park. 439 00:43:40,167 --> 00:43:41,084 Is that Jani? 440 00:43:41,792 --> 00:43:42,751 Yes. 441 00:43:43,751 --> 00:43:46,626 I just wanted to tell you to bring a bathing suit. 442 00:43:46,834 --> 00:43:48,959 We'll sneak into the spa. 443 00:43:49,292 --> 00:43:52,084 But we're going to the forge for the blood drive. 444 00:43:52,251 --> 00:43:53,667 Gimme a break. 445 00:43:54,292 --> 00:43:57,667 From age 12, I sweated in that goddamn place for 20 years. 446 00:43:57,834 --> 00:44:02,459 We thought you'd gladly revisit the factory where you first felt the proletarian spirit. 447 00:44:02,626 --> 00:44:03,917 You were wrong. 448 00:44:04,084 --> 00:44:07,126 - What about the workers expecting you? - They'll be happy to go home earlier. 449 00:44:07,292 --> 00:44:10,709 Look, Comrade Fábián, it could cost me my job. 450 00:44:10,876 --> 00:44:12,292 Are you shitting yourself? 451 00:44:13,501 --> 00:44:15,501 You think I'm scared? 452 00:44:15,751 --> 00:44:18,834 So? Fresh air? Steam? 453 00:44:19,334 --> 00:44:21,209 Wait here. 454 00:44:21,417 --> 00:44:23,126 Talk him into coming here. 455 00:44:23,334 --> 00:44:25,709 If you catch cold, the whole mission's fucked. 456 00:44:26,126 --> 00:44:29,959 This is a good chance for me to get intimate, as I'm ordered. 457 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:34,501 All factory workers report for the blood drive! 458 00:44:34,501 --> 00:44:41,459 Beer and wieners will be distributed afterwards! 459 00:44:41,626 --> 00:44:42,792 Freedom! 460 00:44:43,001 --> 00:44:45,751 Has the honorable lady already made her decision? 461 00:44:46,084 --> 00:44:49,167 Not me, him. You come too. 462 00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:53,959 To freeze my ass off while he soaks his balls. 463 00:44:54,126 --> 00:44:55,251 Oh' is that the only problem? 464 00:44:55,417 --> 00:44:58,709 No, the problem is that his hand might slip into your panties. 465 00:44:58,876 --> 00:45:02,459 It won't. You taught me Judo, didn't you? 466 00:45:03,126 --> 00:45:05,667 You can't do Judo underwater. 467 00:45:05,834 --> 00:45:08,084 Sorry, I have to go now. Over. 468 00:45:09,709 --> 00:45:13,334 Birdy! Copy! Birdy! 469 00:45:18,501 --> 00:45:19,376 Hey! 470 00:45:19,751 --> 00:45:21,709 He got into the building somehow. 471 00:45:22,001 --> 00:45:26,001 - But you said he didn't leave the car. - He fuckin did. And now he's leaving. 472 00:45:26,167 --> 00:45:28,459 How come you didn't see him come in? 473 00:45:28,667 --> 00:45:32,626 I just didn't. He came in somewhere else. 474 00:45:35,376 --> 00:45:38,667 Sure, love gave him wings. 475 00:46:09,376 --> 00:46:11,292 That cap looks good on you. 476 00:46:12,209 --> 00:46:13,542 You too. 477 00:46:14,084 --> 00:46:15,959 I can imagine how dumb I look. 478 00:46:20,042 --> 00:46:21,251 That scar... 479 00:46:23,251 --> 00:46:26,084 On your shoulder... It looks nice. 480 00:46:26,834 --> 00:46:28,334 Where did you get it? 481 00:46:29,834 --> 00:46:31,459 At Stalingrad. 482 00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:34,042 I see. 483 00:46:38,292 --> 00:46:40,376 Want to play hold your breath? 484 00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:42,209 Underwater? 485 00:46:42,376 --> 00:46:43,959 Whoever holds their breath longest, wins. 486 00:46:44,334 --> 00:46:46,459 If I win, we watch the sunrise. 487 00:46:46,834 --> 00:46:48,876 Well, that's a lovely thought. 488 00:46:49,501 --> 00:46:51,376 I can't stand the sun since Cuba. 489 00:46:51,584 --> 00:46:53,584 Maybe you'll learn to like it again here. 490 00:46:54,542 --> 00:46:56,542 There's definitely no sausages here. 491 00:46:57,501 --> 00:46:59,584 Someone lit a cigarette. 492 00:47:04,917 --> 00:47:06,626 But why is he hiding? 493 00:47:06,792 --> 00:47:08,501 I'll go up and ask him. 494 00:47:09,084 --> 00:47:10,334 Hey, you! 495 00:47:11,709 --> 00:47:13,459 You got a cigarette?! 496 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,501 No?! 497 00:47:18,709 --> 00:47:20,042 What's that vulgar gesture? 498 00:47:21,251 --> 00:47:24,376 Fuck off! Before I go up there! 499 00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:32,751 So he can stand sunlight? 500 00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:35,417 I told you: in sunglasses. 501 00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:39,126 Any other protective gear? 502 00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:44,209 Sure. He took a coffin from the trunk and got inside. 503 00:48:49,334 --> 00:48:52,126 You really mocked me at the spa. 504 00:48:54,126 --> 00:48:56,251 I was just playing a role. 505 00:49:01,501 --> 00:49:03,834 Playing, eh? 506 00:49:06,501 --> 00:49:08,167 We're gonna try it from behind. 507 00:49:08,334 --> 00:49:10,251 - Now? - Now. 508 00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:14,501 - I want to say something first. - First you grab it. 509 00:49:17,292 --> 00:49:19,001 You feel it, Birdy? 510 00:49:19,792 --> 00:49:21,042 That's it. 511 00:49:24,709 --> 00:49:27,459 I'd like to escort him alone. 512 00:49:27,751 --> 00:49:28,667 Why? 513 00:49:29,251 --> 00:49:31,209 He knows you're shadowing him. 514 00:49:31,542 --> 00:49:34,501 He can shit his pants from me, but he trusts you. 515 00:49:34,501 --> 00:49:36,751 They'll order me to sleep with him, 516 00:49:36,917 --> 00:49:39,251 We should get his secret before then. 517 00:49:40,376 --> 00:49:45,334 Right, sure, you can turn around now, Birdy. 518 00:49:45,834 --> 00:49:46,876 So then? 519 00:49:48,209 --> 00:49:50,209 Can I escort him alone? 520 00:49:50,501 --> 00:49:53,459 S-sure, go ahead. C'mon turn around already. 521 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,376 We'll fire up our little stove. 522 00:50:07,584 --> 00:50:14,292 Tell me how that Laci kid can't see what a slut his girl is! 523 00:50:14,626 --> 00:50:19,084 Don't be a dumb, Jenő. He sees! 524 00:50:19,501 --> 00:50:24,209 Jealousy makes his yogurt slinger so anxious. 525 00:50:24,501 --> 00:50:27,251 There's gonna be a big trouble up there. 526 00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,959 His "yogurt slinger"? 527 00:50:30,209 --> 00:50:39,209 Dong, pecker, johnson, willie, cock, chopper, wiener, tool. 528 00:50:43,709 --> 00:50:47,709 Was it good for you too, Birdy? 529 00:50:53,667 --> 00:50:59,626 This morning, a dirty hand invaded the hospital blood bank's coolers. 530 00:51:00,084 --> 00:51:04,542 And it wasn't looking for cold cuts. 5 liters of blood are missing. 531 00:51:05,167 --> 00:51:08,001 What a monster. Just think. 532 00:51:08,292 --> 00:51:11,959 500ml of blood could save the life of a Vietnamese child. 533 00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:16,334 Do the math! 5 liters equal 10 children's lives! 534 00:51:26,001 --> 00:51:28,667 Éva, honey, just keep eating your lemon wafers. 535 00:51:28,834 --> 00:51:30,084 Pardon me? 536 00:51:30,417 --> 00:51:32,042 Just a moment. 537 00:51:39,292 --> 00:51:41,417 Hello, Comrade Esvégh here. 538 00:51:42,042 --> 00:51:45,417 Ah, hello, Comrade! Did you enjoy the cow's belly stew? 539 00:51:47,501 --> 00:51:48,209 It was him. 540 00:51:48,376 --> 00:51:50,209 He stealed the blood. It keeps him young. 541 00:51:50,376 --> 00:51:53,334 - Uncle Feri drank blood in the war too. - My father? 542 00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,917 He told me, that's how they stayed human. 543 00:51:56,084 --> 00:51:57,792 It was in the fucking Russian winter. 544 00:52:02,917 --> 00:52:05,501 Forget about escorting him alone. 545 00:52:07,376 --> 00:52:08,542 You can go. 546 00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:14,126 You're ordered to invite Crimson up to your apartment. 547 00:52:16,084 --> 00:52:18,834 - What should I do? - Try to kiss him. 548 00:52:19,001 --> 00:52:22,001 Then tell him you just got over a breakup, 549 00:52:22,167 --> 00:52:24,959 say you need time and send him away. 550 00:52:25,209 --> 00:52:28,334 Make him emotionally dependent. 551 00:52:28,501 --> 00:52:30,751 You are to be transferred to the observation brigade. 552 00:52:30,917 --> 00:52:34,334 You will spend tonight at the hotel. 553 00:52:38,334 --> 00:52:40,459 What? Irritated, Comrade Kun? 554 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:44,001 Cool down with a nice ice cream then. 555 00:52:44,167 --> 00:52:47,459 Be proud of our comrade for her great work. 556 00:52:48,417 --> 00:52:49,709 Freedom. 557 00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:52,292 "The Lake of the Vampires." 558 00:52:54,126 --> 00:52:57,709 The "Give Blood for Vietnam" effort 559 00:52:57,876 --> 00:53:01,542 has already collected 5000 liters of blood in 2 weeks. 560 00:53:01,709 --> 00:53:06,209 The life-giving blood sits waiting at the blood bank, 561 00:53:06,376 --> 00:53:09,376 ready to flow freely again in Vietnamese veins. 562 00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:17,959 The goal of the Hungarian Red Cross is to raise a further5000 liters. 563 00:53:18,209 --> 00:53:22,167 So, the Hungarian aeroplanes will carry 10,000 liters of blood. 564 00:53:22,584 --> 00:53:24,459 He likes that Hüsi drink. 565 00:53:25,334 --> 00:53:29,042 I have a taste for it, watching him drink it up. 566 00:53:29,417 --> 00:53:32,584 - Give it here. - Enjoy. 567 00:53:34,501 --> 00:53:36,376 Ideal guest. 568 00:53:36,584 --> 00:53:40,251 Doesn't eat a thing, but has drunk 3 liters of that shit already. 569 00:53:40,501 --> 00:53:41,876 Probably even 5. 570 00:54:28,709 --> 00:54:30,667 That place is full of sausage. 571 00:54:30,876 --> 00:54:32,292 I'm not going in there. 572 00:54:33,834 --> 00:54:36,001 It's the garlic you can't stand. 573 00:54:36,334 --> 00:54:37,042 Yes. 574 00:54:37,209 --> 00:54:39,417 These people have given their hearts and souls. 575 00:54:40,417 --> 00:54:43,042 Chicken soup, fresh meat, and 100 liters of blood too. 576 00:54:43,292 --> 00:54:44,626 They've been intimidated. 577 00:54:46,167 --> 00:54:47,667 Sure, everyone's shitting themselves. 578 00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:52,334 But if you also lived here, and it wasn't a Mustang under your hero's ass, 579 00:54:52,501 --> 00:54:54,709 then maybe you'd be scared too. 580 00:55:23,584 --> 00:55:26,417 Wait! Uncle Gyuszi! 581 00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:35,167 Lovely swims the wild goose on the water. 582 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:41,959 In the meadow grazes my horse too. 583 00:55:42,792 --> 00:55:49,876 Lovely on its neck the bell that tinkles. 584 00:55:52,167 --> 00:55:54,792 Oh, this shitty Mustang! 585 00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:15,792 You blood-slurping, fucking pervert. 586 00:56:17,459 --> 00:56:19,792 Drinking Hungarian workers' blood? 587 00:56:20,167 --> 00:56:23,667 We'll see how your teeth will look after you get the hammer's kiss. 588 00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:22,042 - What're you doing here? - Nothing. I found it already. 589 00:57:22,501 --> 00:57:23,709 He's stealing blood. 590 00:57:24,126 --> 00:57:26,584 Pours it into Hüsi bottles. Drinks it. 591 00:57:27,084 --> 00:57:29,751 That's enough evidence to arrest him. 592 00:57:30,042 --> 00:57:34,209 We'll torture him till he sings us the truth. 593 00:57:34,376 --> 00:57:36,292 I want to do this alone. 594 00:57:36,542 --> 00:57:40,584 You want to get fucked by a dirty peasant vampire? 595 00:57:40,751 --> 00:57:42,042 Leave him alone. 596 00:57:42,459 --> 00:57:45,042 He's innocent like my newborn dick. 597 00:57:47,501 --> 00:57:51,209 Are you a Mother Theresa, or what? 598 00:57:54,417 --> 00:57:56,501 Wipe the shit from your eyes. 599 00:57:56,917 --> 00:57:59,376 Say something before my brain explodes. 600 00:58:02,334 --> 00:58:04,292 Birdy, what's wrong with you? 601 00:58:08,542 --> 00:58:11,459 Let's not fall off the Merry-Go-Round! 602 01:01:01,126 --> 01:01:05,459 Jenő, something's brewing here. 603 01:01:28,917 --> 01:01:30,084 Magdi. 604 01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:33,084 They're going upstairs. 605 01:01:38,917 --> 01:01:41,834 - Leave your shoes on. - Thanks. 606 01:01:53,709 --> 01:01:56,001 - This is Jani. - Hello, Jani. 607 01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:04,417 - I live with someone. - I know. 608 01:02:05,501 --> 01:02:07,417 He was there at the celebration. 609 01:02:07,584 --> 01:02:08,626 I know. 610 01:02:13,751 --> 01:02:15,667 I need a drink of water. You want one? 611 01:02:15,834 --> 01:02:17,417 You know I don't. 612 01:02:31,042 --> 01:02:32,667 It's too quiet. 613 01:04:19,001 --> 01:04:20,334 - Good evening. - What do you want? 614 01:04:20,501 --> 01:04:23,501 My wife sends these. She rubbed it with garlic. 615 01:04:27,542 --> 01:04:29,876 The dirty peasant can fly too. 616 01:04:33,834 --> 01:04:35,709 - Is Comrade Kun here? - No. 617 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:39,626 Comrade Kun! 618 01:04:40,834 --> 01:04:41,959 Comrade Kun! 619 01:04:43,209 --> 01:04:44,417 Comrade Kun! 620 01:04:45,376 --> 01:04:47,209 One false move and I shoot you. 621 01:04:47,626 --> 01:04:49,584 - Why exactly? - Why? 622 01:04:49,584 --> 01:04:51,501 A typical love triangle. 623 01:04:51,667 --> 01:04:55,042 You wanted to cheat László, but, he came up first. 624 01:04:55,334 --> 01:04:59,834 László comes up, hides. You arrive, but notice him. 625 01:05:00,292 --> 01:05:03,667 So the two of you kill him. 626 01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:06,167 That's what happened, right? 627 01:05:06,376 --> 01:05:08,959 Shall we call the police? 628 01:05:09,251 --> 01:05:12,584 Hands up and mouth shut. 629 01:05:14,209 --> 01:05:17,209 Give me that, or I'll stick that gun up your ass. 630 01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:20,501 Surprised, Birdy? Never seen a white man before? 631 01:05:20,501 --> 01:05:22,209 I found a shorter route. 632 01:05:31,751 --> 01:05:36,501 Dancing, car-drifting, eh? 633 01:05:37,042 --> 01:05:40,251 Feeding your blood to flying Romeo? 634 01:05:40,459 --> 01:05:43,876 While I'm in the shitstorm. 635 01:05:44,459 --> 01:05:49,542 As boss Esvégh would say, this is the end of the road. 636 01:05:59,417 --> 01:06:04,042 Trust is nice, but it can suck my dick. 637 01:06:04,251 --> 01:06:10,417 Will you think of me, when night time is ended? 638 01:06:11,459 --> 01:06:18,334 Fantasies that now, the dawn has suspended. 639 01:06:18,917 --> 01:06:24,709 Say that you'll cry, that we must part and say good-bye. 640 01:06:26,126 --> 01:06:32,542 That your love is just for me, tho' it's all a lie. 641 01:06:34,084 --> 01:06:40,209 Will you think of me, when you kiss another? 642 01:06:41,542 --> 01:06:47,751 And how my heart will break, that hugs are now over. 643 01:06:48,667 --> 01:06:53,459 Lie that you'll cry and how it hurts to say good-bye... 644 01:06:53,709 --> 01:06:55,126 Comrade Esvégh. 645 01:06:58,501 --> 01:06:59,292 Comrade Kun? 646 01:06:59,501 --> 01:07:02,751 I know it's Saturday night. Forgive me for disturbing you. 647 01:07:03,001 --> 01:07:06,376 What's wrong? Crimson fucked your lady? 648 01:07:07,459 --> 01:07:12,834 No, but it's strictly confidential, high priority. 649 01:07:13,709 --> 01:07:14,834 Okay. 650 01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:19,126 Comrade Telekes, would you leave us alone? 651 01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:27,334 My dog died today. 652 01:07:30,876 --> 01:07:32,209 Lázár? 653 01:07:33,834 --> 01:07:37,292 I was buying a newspaper. 654 01:07:37,751 --> 01:07:39,959 I let go of his leash for a second. 655 01:07:40,126 --> 01:07:43,292 He ran out into the street and got hit by the trolley-bus. 656 01:07:46,709 --> 01:07:49,209 - My condolences. - Thank you. 657 01:07:49,501 --> 01:07:51,626 - Cognac? - No, thank you. 658 01:07:52,834 --> 01:07:53,876 Thank you. 659 01:07:57,667 --> 01:07:59,084 Comrade Esvégh, 660 01:08:00,126 --> 01:08:06,001 Crimson stole the 5 liters of blood from the hospital. 661 01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:09,417 Then he poured it into bottles of Hüsi and drank it, 662 01:08:10,501 --> 01:08:13,667 disguised as a raspberry flavored soft drink. 663 01:08:14,376 --> 01:08:17,459 He drank the lives of 10 wounded Vietnamese children. 664 01:08:17,834 --> 01:08:19,709 What? He's a vampire? 665 01:08:20,834 --> 01:08:22,792 I'm glad you said it. 666 01:08:24,417 --> 01:08:27,417 He drinks blood, hasn't aged in 20 years, 667 01:08:27,709 --> 01:08:32,584 and I saw him move objects without touching them. 668 01:08:33,584 --> 01:08:40,167 He got sick from this garlicky fried dough and flew out the window. 669 01:08:40,542 --> 01:08:42,876 I submit to the lie detector. 670 01:08:45,251 --> 01:08:47,126 And what about biting? 671 01:08:48,751 --> 01:08:52,459 - He doesn't have vampire teeth. - But he can extend them somehow. 672 01:08:54,126 --> 01:08:55,459 It's possible, yes. 673 01:08:55,626 --> 01:08:57,167 At full moon. 674 01:08:59,501 --> 01:09:00,709 It's possible. 675 01:09:01,542 --> 01:09:07,792 I would like to ask permission for the arrest and interrogation of him. 676 01:09:08,584 --> 01:09:09,834 Alright, son. 677 01:09:23,501 --> 01:09:27,501 Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin will live. 678 01:09:28,876 --> 01:09:31,084 But Comrade Brezhnev should drop dead? 679 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:36,167 He'd like to point out that the gas flows from Moscow. 680 01:09:36,459 --> 01:09:41,959 And if we don't deliver eternal life, by Christmas, we'll be freezing our a... 681 01:09:44,209 --> 01:09:46,292 And beep-beep-beep... 682 01:10:05,501 --> 01:10:09,209 "Birdy, you needed to be calmed down a bit. 683 01:10:09,459 --> 01:10:11,459 You didn't want to get yourself fucked, 684 01:10:11,626 --> 01:10:13,584 you just took your first mission too seriously. 685 01:10:13,751 --> 01:10:17,042 I understand. But your competency ends here. 686 01:10:17,209 --> 01:10:18,876 That's why I locked you in. 687 01:10:19,084 --> 01:10:23,001 Now I'll fill a bucket with hungry rats, and I'll shove Crimson's head into it, 688 01:10:23,209 --> 01:10:27,209 till he confesses to his appetite for human blood. 689 01:10:27,417 --> 01:10:33,167 When this is over, we'll go off to the countryside and I'll kiss you to pieces. 690 01:10:33,376 --> 01:10:34,542 Love, Laci" 691 01:11:09,334 --> 01:11:11,209 - Who is it? - Mrs. István Bartha. 692 01:11:11,376 --> 01:11:13,501 I'd like to talk to you about Comrade Fábián. 693 01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:14,959 I'm locked in. I can't open... 694 01:11:21,834 --> 01:11:23,876 Are you on your way to the hotel to see him? 695 01:11:24,042 --> 01:11:24,751 Yes. 696 01:11:24,917 --> 01:11:27,626 You want to warn him that he's in danger. 697 01:11:27,834 --> 01:11:29,584 Is it too late? 698 01:11:30,126 --> 01:11:30,959 No. 699 01:11:34,376 --> 01:11:35,709 My sympathies. 700 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:37,917 Dear Comrade Fabian! 701 01:11:38,084 --> 01:11:42,709 Comrade Magyar will join you later than expected. 702 01:11:42,876 --> 01:11:47,751 Until then we kindly ask you to go to the pioneers' blood drive by yourself. 703 01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:49,709 Thank you for your understanding! 704 01:11:50,292 --> 01:11:51,542 Alright, bros. 705 01:12:09,792 --> 01:12:17,459 The whole blood drive was a cover to get a vampire bite from Fábián. 706 01:12:17,834 --> 01:12:24,292 To carry eternal life to our severely ill Comrade Brezhnev in Moscow. 707 01:12:24,459 --> 01:12:26,042 I'm sorry, but you're wrong. 708 01:12:27,084 --> 01:12:29,001 Comrade Fábián doesn't bite. 709 01:12:29,167 --> 01:12:31,584 Every vampire bites, Birdy. 710 01:12:32,501 --> 01:12:41,459 You will convince him to bite Mrs. István Bartha here. 711 01:12:43,459 --> 01:12:49,959 If he does it, he can take what he wants from the hospital blood bank. 712 01:12:50,167 --> 01:12:52,292 Could you tell me where László is? 713 01:12:53,209 --> 01:12:54,501 In a good place. 714 01:12:55,292 --> 01:13:00,459 Comrade Kun will be free, and we'll be very grateful to him. 715 01:13:02,626 --> 01:13:05,501 But if the operation fails tonight, 716 01:13:05,667 --> 01:13:11,001 we will ask the State Church Office to liquidate the vampire. 717 01:13:13,459 --> 01:13:16,209 And Comrade Kun stays where he is. 718 01:13:18,709 --> 01:13:20,084 We can go. 719 01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:21,626 Let's go then. 720 01:13:30,459 --> 01:13:37,542 Listen son, after you've got off your own, you catched the first bus to Budapest. 721 01:13:37,834 --> 01:13:41,501 You came to us to become a cop. And I knew you were our man. 722 01:13:41,709 --> 01:13:43,667 You have eyes like a falcon. 723 01:13:43,834 --> 01:13:46,959 I took the Hüsi bottle to the lab. There really was blood in it. 724 01:13:47,209 --> 01:13:49,667 My dog's death really upset me. 725 01:13:50,042 --> 01:13:53,792 But I went to the market and ate a chicken liver. I calmed down. 726 01:13:54,001 --> 01:13:55,876 And you know what I realized? 727 01:13:56,084 --> 01:14:00,084 You may love your Birdy, but you're not in love with her. 728 01:14:00,292 --> 01:14:02,292 Because then you'd have already married her. 729 01:14:02,459 --> 01:14:05,959 You're the lone falcon you always were. 730 01:14:06,209 --> 01:14:08,501 I'll let you go now, but I could get fucked for this. 731 01:14:08,501 --> 01:14:11,042 You should be in the looney bin tonight. 732 01:14:11,584 --> 01:14:15,042 Grab Crimson, and we'll torture him with all this church junk. 733 01:14:15,209 --> 01:14:20,376 I've got wafers, a cross, a Bible, rosary, all sorts of holy crap. 734 01:14:21,501 --> 01:14:24,959 There's holy water in the Hüsi bottle, so don't drink it. 735 01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:32,501 The bosses don't want to retire. They might even let a vampire bite them. 736 01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:38,001 Imagine having a hot goulash together 100 years from now. 737 01:14:38,334 --> 01:14:39,792 Bright future, isn't it? 738 01:14:48,209 --> 01:14:49,459 Do you have matches? 739 01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:51,626 No. 740 01:15:45,834 --> 01:15:46,876 Goddamn it! 741 01:15:47,667 --> 01:15:49,751 Everyone stay seated! Don't look out the window! 742 01:15:50,251 --> 01:15:53,251 Sorry about this, Comrade Fábián. Hooligans. 743 01:15:53,876 --> 01:15:56,709 They've already tried to derail us once. 744 01:15:57,417 --> 01:16:00,292 Would you mind telling the kids about the Cuban Revolution? 745 01:16:00,542 --> 01:16:03,417 Your heroic acts, while I... 746 01:16:05,917 --> 01:16:07,834 Good evening! Sorry for being late. 747 01:16:08,459 --> 01:16:12,167 - Who are you? - Mária Magyar, my escort. 748 01:16:15,167 --> 01:16:16,584 Have a seat. 749 01:16:17,417 --> 01:16:18,959 Let's go! 750 01:16:24,001 --> 01:16:28,251 Let our song resound from fresh voices lifted high. 751 01:16:28,542 --> 01:16:32,834 The dawn paints a scarlet colored sky. 752 01:16:33,251 --> 01:16:37,084 The earth's heart is beating, awakening mankind, 753 01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:41,501 New roads each step will find. 754 01:16:42,126 --> 01:16:46,084 Come stand in line, by the thousands to report... 755 01:16:56,251 --> 01:16:58,542 If you don't offer them eternal life, Kádár will get you killed. 756 01:17:10,126 --> 01:17:12,126 - I won't bite you. - It's not about me. 757 01:17:12,334 --> 01:17:13,417 Kádár? 758 01:17:13,751 --> 01:17:15,209 Mrs. István Bartha. 759 01:17:15,792 --> 01:17:19,209 Kádár's interpreter would carry eternal life to Brezhnev. 760 01:17:20,084 --> 01:17:23,126 In exchange, the blood bank is yours. 761 01:17:23,334 --> 01:17:24,876 No deal. 762 01:17:25,501 --> 01:17:28,584 Then get lost before Kádár's priests hunt you down. 763 01:17:29,209 --> 01:17:30,459 Come with me. 764 01:17:30,917 --> 01:17:32,459 Kampala, Uganda. 765 01:17:35,709 --> 01:17:38,376 I'm not interested in Ugandan blood. 766 01:17:46,709 --> 01:17:48,417 So you stay Kádár's whore. 767 01:17:55,917 --> 01:17:57,542 We'll see. 768 01:17:57,751 --> 01:18:01,667 - Take me to Kádár. - They're waiting at the train depot. 769 01:18:16,584 --> 01:18:20,334 Outside, the kids would like to recite for you 770 01:18:20,584 --> 01:18:26,292 a South Vietnamese child poet's work: "Rice in Every Bowl." 771 01:18:26,542 --> 01:18:27,876 It's cold. They'll freeze. 772 01:18:28,209 --> 01:18:30,501 Don't worry. We rehearsed it all yesterday. 773 01:18:30,709 --> 01:18:32,417 Anyone who got sick was sent home. 774 01:18:32,667 --> 01:18:35,417 Let's conclude the program with a battle cry. 775 01:18:36,042 --> 01:18:38,501 Our common force will triumph. 776 01:18:42,459 --> 01:18:45,167 Hands off Vietnam! 777 01:19:33,001 --> 01:19:34,209 Hey there, peasant! 778 01:19:38,542 --> 01:19:40,334 Your village isn't that way. 779 01:19:41,292 --> 01:19:43,459 Has Jesus been up in your ass yet? 780 01:19:52,501 --> 01:19:53,584 Leave him alone. 781 01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:16,251 Like a squirrel in a tree, 782 01:21:17,084 --> 01:21:19,459 pioneers are full of glee. 783 01:21:19,709 --> 01:21:23,334 Songs forever on their lips... 784 01:21:23,709 --> 01:21:24,751 God bless! 785 01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:37,876 Easy, comrade! Everybody calm down! 786 01:21:50,084 --> 01:21:51,876 Look who is here! 787 01:21:52,542 --> 01:21:54,751 Hello there, Fábián. 788 01:21:58,876 --> 01:22:00,126 Hi, János. 789 01:22:07,834 --> 01:22:09,001 You look really good. 790 01:22:09,292 --> 01:22:10,542 Mrs. István Bartha. 791 01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:15,042 Béla Fábián. 792 01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:22,501 Remember all the check-mates from me in prison? 793 01:22:22,667 --> 01:22:24,876 You got many more from me. 794 01:22:26,834 --> 01:22:28,459 Shall I suck her blood? 795 01:22:36,501 --> 01:22:38,042 Don't you want eternal life? 796 01:22:38,251 --> 01:22:42,626 Béla, we're the children of light. 797 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:47,251 When I was 13, I was struck by ball lightning. 798 01:22:47,459 --> 01:22:54,251 Ever since, I've had close encounters of the fourth kind. But that's a secret. 799 01:22:54,417 --> 01:23:01,334 In this land, I am, I was, and I will be eternal. 800 01:23:02,792 --> 01:23:04,751 - I'll suck her blood. - Yeah. 801 01:23:05,042 --> 01:23:07,876 If you publicly apologize for 1956. 802 01:23:09,834 --> 01:23:11,167 Check-mate. 803 01:23:13,376 --> 01:23:14,126 For you. 804 01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:21,542 Birdy! 805 01:23:22,626 --> 01:23:23,751 Birdy. 806 01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:26,959 Birdy. 807 01:24:26,042 --> 01:24:28,042 Comrade Kun, come here. 808 01:24:29,626 --> 01:24:32,876 Are you awake? Make it snappy! 809 01:24:43,459 --> 01:24:49,751 Comrade Magyar, as newborn vampire, will take eternal life to Moscow. 810 01:24:50,209 --> 01:24:54,459 And you'll both receive the Golden Dagger Honor. 811 01:24:59,417 --> 01:25:04,876 Now plunge this little stake into Fábián's heart. 812 01:25:05,126 --> 01:25:08,834 And shove a head of garlic in his mouth too. 813 01:25:25,001 --> 01:25:26,709 It's alright. 814 01:25:50,834 --> 01:25:55,501 The secret police busted my balls so often, I can't feel a thing. 815 01:25:55,501 --> 01:25:58,459 I can still fuck, but I'm... 816 01:26:41,542 --> 01:26:43,501 The Austrian border is two hours away. 817 01:26:43,792 --> 01:26:45,209 Go full speed ahead. 818 01:26:46,709 --> 01:26:48,126 Would you open it? 819 01:27:13,834 --> 01:27:15,459 Will you come with me? 820 01:27:29,334 --> 01:27:30,751 I'll stay here. 821 01:27:31,126 --> 01:27:34,751 - I want to see it all end. - It'll be a long wait. 822 01:27:35,917 --> 01:27:38,292 - Flying? - You can. 823 01:27:38,459 --> 01:27:40,626 - But it'll make you hungry. - I'll handle it. 824 01:27:48,709 --> 01:27:50,959 Brezhnev never became a vampire, 825 01:27:51,126 --> 01:27:54,542 and Kádár got nowhere with his encounters of the fourth kind. 826 01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:58,667 In America, Laci made a nice career at the FBI. 827 01:27:58,876 --> 01:28:02,792 After the fall of communism, Old Esvégh visited him. 828 01:28:03,042 --> 01:28:07,792 Laci got so drunk at a barbeque that he landed face down on the grill. 829 01:28:08,042 --> 01:28:10,042 Got plastic surgery in the USA. 830 01:28:10,209 --> 01:28:14,667 He came back to teach young spies. With Vanessa, his wife. 831 01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:24,626 I grab the garlic, like a hand grenade, and slam it into the vampire's balls. 832 01:28:25,584 --> 01:28:31,876 Then, I stab him in the heart with a stake. 833 01:28:32,709 --> 01:28:39,959 And if I've had some bacon, I would've barbequed him too. 834 01:28:42,417 --> 01:28:46,001 He burnt to ashes before my eyes. 835 01:28:46,751 --> 01:28:49,126 But that's the past. 836 01:28:53,251 --> 01:28:56,376 Vanessa will show you the future. 837 01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:02,334 Vampire exterminator. 838 01:29:04,542 --> 01:29:11,001 Cucumber pickle with garlic, you know. 839 01:29:12,209 --> 01:29:16,626 If the vampire doesn't want to evaporate, he leaves. 840 01:29:16,876 --> 01:29:20,834 Grabs his hat, and good-bye. 841 01:29:21,126 --> 01:29:28,084 We tested this for decades at the FBI before finding the right elixir. 842 01:29:28,292 --> 01:29:31,251 - I read that... - Read this! 843 01:29:31,501 --> 01:29:34,376 Not any ol' shit, buddy. 844 01:29:34,584 --> 01:29:38,459 I wrote decades of experience in there. 845 01:29:38,626 --> 01:29:43,959 But I read in several textbooks that if two vampires love each other, 846 01:29:44,209 --> 01:29:48,251 they don't need outside blood. They can drink each other's. 847 01:29:52,709 --> 01:29:54,584 Bullshit. 848 01:29:56,251 --> 01:29:58,459 Laci also writes about me in his book. 849 01:29:58,626 --> 01:30:02,876 He caught me in a New York based blood bank in 1997. 850 01:30:03,417 --> 01:30:06,876 Since then I've been locked up in a secret FBI prison. 851 01:30:07,084 --> 01:30:09,792 Nice fiction. But I really did steal blood in the USA. 852 01:30:10,042 --> 01:30:13,209 I'm 74 years old, and I feel a bit tired. 853 01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:20,209 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 65930

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