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MONICA: Tell him. Please tell him.
- Tell him.
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- Shut up.
- Tell me what?
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MONICA: You won't even look at him.
- Oh, come on, tell me.
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I could use another reason
why women won't look at me.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Last night, I had a dream...
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...that, um, you and I were, uh...
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Doing it on this table.
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- Wow.
- Excellent dream score.
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Why...? Why would you dream that?
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More importantly, was I any good?
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Well, you were pretty damned good.
Ha, ha.
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Interesting, because in my dreams,
I'm surprisingly inadequate.
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Well, last night, you seemed to know
your way around the table.
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[ROSS CHUCKLES]
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I love it when we share.
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CHANDLER:
You okay there?
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I can't believe you two had sex
in her dream.
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I'm sorry. It was a one-time thing.
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I was very drunk,
and it was someone else's subconscious.
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- Hello, Rachel.
- Ugh.
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Get off.
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Ooh. Oh, give me.
Can you see me operating a drill press?
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I don't know. What are you wearing?
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Pheebs, why would you want
to operate a drill press?
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Just for some short-term work.
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You know, till I get back
some of my massage clients.
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Pirates again?
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No. Nothing like that.
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I'm just such a dummy.
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I taught this
"Massage Yourself at Home" workshop.
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And they are.
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Hey, hey, Chan, she could work for you.
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Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea.
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What? I could. I could do it. What is it?
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Well, my secretary's gonna be out.
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She's having one of her boobs reduced.
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It's a whole big boob story.
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I could be a secretary.
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Well, I don't know
if it's your kind of thing...
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...because, uh,
it involves a lot of being normal...
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...ahem, for a large portion of the day.
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I could do that.
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[BEEPER BEEPING]
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- What are you playing with?
- It's my new beeper.
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Why the hell does a paleontologist
need a beeper for?
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Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies?
"Help, come quick! They're still extinct!"
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[CHANDLER LAUGHS]
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No, it's for when Carol goes into labor.
She can get me wherever I am.
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All she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO.
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A cool phone number
and a possible name for the kid.
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- I'll see you guys later.
- Off to see young Ethan?
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Thank you.
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How young is young Ethan? Young?
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He's our age.
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When we were?
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- Okay, he's a senior in college.
- College?
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JOEY: Ooh.
- Whoa.
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And this man-child has no problem
with how old you are?
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No, of course not.
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It's not even an issue...
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...because I told him I was 22.
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- What?
- What?
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- Oh, I can't pass for 22?
- Well, maybe 25, 26.
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- I am 26.
- There you go.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Can you hear that?
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Yeah. Ha, ha.
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That'll stop when you pick up the phone.
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Oh. Ha, ha.
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- Okay. Ooh, I'm on.
- Okay.
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[IN MELLOW VOICE]
Mr. Bing's office.
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No, I'm sorry,
he's in a meeting right now.
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I'm not in a meeting. I'm right...
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Will he know what this is in reference to?
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And he has your number?
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All right, I'll see that he gets the message.
Bye-bye.
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- What?
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Ross says hi.
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Ah.
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This is so fun.
All right, what do we do now?
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Well, now I actually have to get to work.
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"Most likely."
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- Okay, I'm gonna be out there.
- Okay.
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- All right. Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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Yes?
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PHOEBE [OVER INTERCOM]:
What you doing?
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Okay, windows are clean,
candles are lit.
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Ooh, belt's too tight. Gotta change the belt.
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Did I turn the fish?
Nope, because I made lasagna.
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- Am I out of control?
- Just a touch.
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Mon, I don't understand.
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I mean, you've been dating this guy since,
like, his midterms.
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I mean,
why all of a sudden are you so?
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Oh.
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What?
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Could tonight be the night?
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I don't know.
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Look, he's a great guy,
and I love being with him, but, you know...
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...things happen when they happen.
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You don't plan these things.
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- Oh. So did you shave your legs?
- Yeah.
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Uh-huh.
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Would you let it go, Ross?
It was just a dream.
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It doesn't mean...
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[BEEPER BEEPING]
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Oh, oh, oh. Oh, this is it. Oh, my God.
It's baby time. Baby time.
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All right, relax, relax, just relax, just relax.
Be cool.
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Yeah, hi, I was just beeped.
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No, Andre is not here. Third time today.
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Yes, I am sure.
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Heh. No, sir, I do not perform
those kind of services.
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Services? Oh, services.
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Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO.
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Yeah.
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That's right.
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That's right. "JUMBO" with a U, sir.
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Heh. No, you don't want me.
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Judging by his number,
I'd be a huge disappointment.
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Yeah. Alrighty, bye-bye.
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[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
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JOEY: Hey, hey. How was the first day?
- Hey. Oh.
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Excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
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See? It pays to know the man
who wears my shoes.
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- Me.
- Ah.
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- I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
- Why not?
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Well, because, you know.
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They don't like you.
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- What?
- I thought you knew that.
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Nah-uh.
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- Who doesn't like me?
- Everyone.
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Except for, um...
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No. Everyone.
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- What are you talking about?
- Don't feel bad.
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You know, they used to like you a lot.
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But then you got promoted,
and now you're all, like, Mr. Boss-Man.
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You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing.
Boss-Man Bing.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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- I can't believe it.
- Yeah, yeah. They even do you.
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- They do me?
- Yeah.
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You know, like, um, okay:
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"Could that report be any later?"
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[JOEY & ROSS LAUGHING]
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I don't sound like that.
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- Oh, oh. Chandler.
- Oh. Yeah, you do.
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"The hills are alive with the sound...
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...of music."
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"My scone!"
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ROSS, JOEY & PHOEBE:
"My scone!"
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Okay, I don't sound like that.
That is so not true.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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That is so not... That is so not... That...
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Oh, shut up.
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Ha, ha. You did not.
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I am telling you, up until I was 9...
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...I thought gunpoint was an actual place
where crimes happened.
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- Ha, ha. How is that possible?
- Think about it. It's always on the news.
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"A man is being held up at Gunpoint."
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"Tourists are being terrorized
at Gunpoint."
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And I just kept thinking,
"Why do people continue to go there?"
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Oh, ah.
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- I should go.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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- Unless...
- What?
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Uh, unless you wanna stay over.
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I mean, I'm going to. So...
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Yeah, I'd really like that.
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Uh, before we get into
any staying-over stuff...
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...there's something you should know.
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Okay. Is this like
"I have an early class tomorrow"...
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...or "I'm secretly married to a goat"?
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Well, it's somewhere in between.
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You see, in a strictly technical sense,
of course, I'm not, uh...
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Well, I mean, I haven't ever, um...
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- Ethan?
- Yeah?
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Are you a virgin?
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Well, if that's what you kids
are calling it these days...
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...then yes, I am.
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I, uh... I've kind of been waiting
for the right person.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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You do know
I was talking about you, right?
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Wow.
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You keep saying that.
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You know, you read about it.
You see it in the movies.
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Even when you practice it at home,
man, oh, man...
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...it is nothing like that.
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Oh.
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[ETHAN MOANING]
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Listen, listen.
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Um, you told me something
that was really difficult for you.
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And, um, well, I figure if you can be honest,
then I can too.
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- Oh, God, don't tell me I did it wrong.
- No.
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- No, no, no.
- Oh.
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- Nothing wrong about that.
- Oh. Ha, ha.
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Um, okay. Here goes.
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I'm not 22.
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I'm 25.
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And 13 months.
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Huh.
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But I figure, you know,
that shouldn't change anything.
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I mean, what the hell does it matter
how old we are?
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Listen, um...
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...as long as we're telling stuff, uh...
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...I have another one for you.
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I'm a little younger than I said.
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You're not a senior?
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Oh, I'm a senior.
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In high school.
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Okay.
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What we did was wrong.
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Oh, God. I just had sex with someone
who wasn't alive during the bicentennial.
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I just had sex.
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Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
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- You never told me how old you were.
- That's different.
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My lie didn't make one of us a felon
in 48 states.
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- What were you thinking?
- I wasn't thinking. I was busy falling...
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- Don't say it.
...in love with you.
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Really?
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Sorry.
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Well, fall out of it.
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You know, you shouldn't even be here.
It's a school night.
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Oh, God. Oh, God.
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I'm like those women that you see
with shiny guys named Chad.
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I'm Joan Collins.
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Who?
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Okay, Andre should be there
in about 45 minutes.
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Alrighty. Bye-bye.
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Ahem. It's just easier that way.
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Oh, come on.
You told me about the last dream.
233
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No. Forget it.
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Well, why not?
Was I doing something particularly saucy?
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All right, fine. Um...
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Well, you were not the only one there.
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Joey was there too.
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All right.
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Was there, uh, heh...
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...anybody else there?
241
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- No.
- You sure?
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Nobody, uh, handing out mints
or anything?
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No, it was just the three of us.
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Oh.
245
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So tell me, was it like you and Chandler
and then you and me...
246
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...or you and me and Chandler?
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[CHUCKLES]
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- You know what?
- What?
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There were times...
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...when it wasn't even me.
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[BOTH CHUCKLING]
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That is so sweet, you guys.
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ROSS: Hey, Mon.
RACHEL: Mon.
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Mon, Ethan called again.
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Mon?
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ALL:
Mon!
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- What?
- Ethan called again.
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Oh.
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00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:25,924
- You're not seeing him anymore?
- No.
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00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,468
You know,
sometimes just things don't work out.
261
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,847
And this has nothing to do with the fact
that he needs a note to get out of gym?
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00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:40,104
I didn't say any...
I did not say anything, I swear.
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00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:41,606
He stopped by.
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00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,191
JOEY:
Next time you talk to him...
265
00:15:43,359 --> 00:15:47,362
...could you ask him which one
the strongest Power Ranger is?
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[MONICA LAUGHING]
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Oh, my life is just so amusing. Heh, heh.
Can we drop it now?
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Sorry. Sorry.
269
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,871
It's morphing time.
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- Stegosaurus!
- Tyrannosaurus!
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[GUYS YELLING]
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Ooh. Oh, I gotta go.
273
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:07,715
Whoa. Ooh, head rush. Oh.
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00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,178
One more and then I have to go.
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00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:13,554
Cool. Ha, ha.
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00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,018
Where you going?
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00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:21,729
Oh, I got a birthday party
with some work people.
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00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,606
Work people?
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00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,442
- Nobody told me.
- No, I know.
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00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:30,697
That's part of the whole, you know,
them-not-liking-you extravaganza.
281
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,119
Know what? I don't get this.
A month ago, these people were my friends.
282
00:16:36,286 --> 00:16:39,247
Just because I'm in charge,
doesn't mean I'm a different person.
283
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,250
Well, then you should come tonight,
just hang out with them.
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00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,419
Let them see
what a great guy you still are.
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00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:46,671
- You think I should?
- I really do, yeah.
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00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:48,715
- Okay. Okay.
PHOEBE: Okay.
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00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:50,466
Oh, but, um, could we not go together?
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00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:55,596
I don't wanna be the geek
who invited the boss, you know?
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00:16:58,892 --> 00:17:00,393
CHANDLER:
I think last night was great.
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00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,104
You know, the karaoke thing?
Tracy and I doing "Ebony and lvory"?
291
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:04,355
- Mm-hm.
- Ha, ha.
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00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,316
You were great.
But they still made fun of you.
293
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,862
- What?
- Now you're more like Mr. Caring-Boss.
294
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,530
Mr. "I'm-One-of-You"-Boss.
295
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,533
Mr. "I-Wanna-Be-Your-Buddy"-
Boss-Man-Bing.
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00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,703
Then I don't get it.
297
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:23,207
Well, you know what, Chandler?
I think you just gotta face it.
298
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,835
You're, like, the guy in the big office,
you know?
299
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,963
You're the one that hires them
and fires them.
300
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,841
- They still say you're a great boss.
- They do?
301
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,092
Uh-huh.
302
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,511
But they're not your friends anymore.
303
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:37,555
- But I just want to...
- No, but you can't.
304
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,891
- But I just want...
- Ah-ah.
305
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,524
[BEEPER BEEPING]
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00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:51,778
Aren't you gonna...?
307
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,529
Oh, Carol and I have a new system.
308
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:57,450
If she punches in "911,"
it means she's having a baby.
309
00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,870
- Otherwise, I just ignore it.
- What about Andre?
310
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:04,123
This morning he got a call
from what I think was our cousin Nathan.
311
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:07,043
And frankly,
it was a little more than I needed to know.
312
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:15,134
Hey.
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00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,220
That was gonna be my opener.
314
00:18:18,472 --> 00:18:22,475
Hey, did you guys check out
those new hand dryers in the bathroom?
315
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:25,394
- I thought that was just a rumor.
RACHEL: True story.
316
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:31,359
All right, look, I gotta tell you something.
317
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:32,610
I'm not 17.
318
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,446
I only said that
so you'd think I was cute and vulnerable.
319
00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:36,864
I'm actually 30.
320
00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:40,451
I have a wife. I have a job.
I'm your congressman.
321
00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:44,038
Monica, this is ridiculous.
We are great together.
322
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,792
We can talk, we make each other laugh.
And the sex. Oh, man.
323
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:51,295
Okay, I have no frame of reference,
but I thought that was great.
324
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,340
- It was.
- Then what's the problem?
325
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:59,011
Ethan, it's, um...
326
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,056
It's icky.
327
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:04,725
Icky?
328
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,479
You're actually gonna throw this away
because it's icky?
329
00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:11,816
Look, this isn't easy for me either.
330
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,568
I wish things were different.
331
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:16,571
If you were a few years older
or I was a few years younger...
332
00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:19,323
...or we lived in biblical times...
333
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:22,869
...I could really...
- No, don't say it.
334
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,245
- Love you.
335
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,960
- Are your hands still wet?
- They're moist.
336
00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:33,254
- Yeah, right? Ahem.
- Let's dry them again.
337
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:42,722
Or, like, "Could these margaritas
be any stronger?"
338
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,643
- Hey, Chandler.
- Hello, Mr. Bing.
339
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:50,271
Loved your Stevie Wonder last night.
340
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,359
Thanks. Listen, about the weekly numbers,
I'm gonna need them on my desk...
341
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,153
...by 9:00.
342
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,989
SANTOS: Sure.
- No problem.
343
00:20:02,492 --> 00:20:04,410
You have to give them something,
you know?
344
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:07,830
Okay, that was Gerston, Santos,
and who's the guy with the mustache?
345
00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,999
- Petrie.
- Petrie. Right, right, okay.
346
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:12,877
Well, some people
are gonna be working...
347
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,086
...this weekend.
348
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,220
[MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
349
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:41,197
[MOANING]
350
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,160
RACHEL:
Oh, that's nice.
351
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,289
[MOANING]
352
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,876
Ross.
353
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,304
- Ross?
- I'm here.
354
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:08,724
You are?
355
00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:12,895
Uh... Ahem.
356
00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,399
[STAMMERS]
We were just...
357
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,025
- Wow.
- What?
358
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,194
[BEEPER BEEPING]
359
00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,614
Heh. Great. Now I'm having a baby.
360
00:21:24,574 --> 00:21:26,325
- What?
- Oh!
361
00:21:26,493 --> 00:21:28,411
- No. I'm having... I'm having a baby!
- Oh. Oh!
362
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:29,912
- Oh, my God.
- I'm having a...!
363
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,957
- The phone, the phone!
- The phone. I don't have the phone. Aah!
364
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,796
- Ross?
- I'm hurt.
365
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,178
Monica, let's go.
Come on, now, people. Woman in labor.
366
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:50,099
- Hey, Ross, look what I got going here.
- Yeah, save it for the cab, okay?
367
00:21:50,726 --> 00:21:53,185
What are you doing?
We're going to a hospital.
368
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:56,564
What, so I can't look nice?
There might be doctors there.
369
00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,109
- Joey, get out of the fridge.
JOEY: All right, all right.
370
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:02,695
- What is that?
- For the ride.
371
00:22:02,863 --> 00:22:04,530
- Yeah, like in a cab you...
- Save it.
372
00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:07,992
- Okay, hating this.
- Monica, come on, now. Let's go.
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00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,201
Baby coming. God.
374
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,495
[CRYING]
I can't believe it. I'm gonna be an aunt.
375
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,581
- Oh, that's...
- I'm gonna have a nephew.
376
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,458
Oh, that's nice. Get out.
377
00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,710
- Come on.
- Let's go, come on.
378
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:18,919
RACHEL:
Okay. Okay.
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00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,339
JOEY:
All right, all right, I'm going, I'm going.
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00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,723
- Here we go. Here we go.
- Rossy. Rossy.
381
00:22:30,932 --> 00:22:32,933
[ALL CHATTERING]
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00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:40,191
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