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Oh, man.
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- I am so wired.
- More so than usual?
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Way more.
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I made a model of centennial
last night complete with guests.
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I stayed up all night.
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I've got the entire thing
planned out, every detail.
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you didn't sleep?
you should have slept.
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I'm a freak, aren't I?
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No, you're just very... focused.
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Exactly. So what do you think
of my mom's red halter?
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For your interview today?
It's a little slutty.
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Let me rephrase. What do you think
Brad'll think of my mom's red halter?
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I think Brad has
better taste than that.
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Really?
Okay, see you in a minute.
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Got milk?
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Thanks a lot.
you're a lifesaver.
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- You're welcome.
- Sorry about that.
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- It's goat's milk.
- Uh-huh.
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Dad, bring the milk home.
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Come on, Dad. Come on.
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Dad, can I take the milk
off your hands?
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- Good morning, Chase.
- Good morning, Mrs. Maris.
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Mom, can I borrow
your red halter?
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Oh.
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Would you look at that?
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They'll be away at college next year.
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Time flies.
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Seems like only yesterday
they were practically living together
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in that old tree house.
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- Dad, milk.
- Mom.
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Seriously, you two used to do
everything together.
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What happened?
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Junior high happened.
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Hey! Whoo!
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Hi. How you doing?
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• If you told me to •
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• Well, I'd do anything •
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• And if I ever touched you... •
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• I'd die •
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• Oh, I could have said •
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• I wanted you
or told you something true •
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• If I really wanted you •
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• I'd lie •
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• And I told you
everything's well •
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• Yeah, I know
just what I'd say... •
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- Hi!
- • your Firebird is most amazing •
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• Turbo whoa-oh •
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• Teen •
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• Now she's at it again •
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• I see her every weekend •
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• Wish I had a dime
for every time •
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• Oh, I •
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• Coca-Cola
with a cigarette •
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• On a patio
with her hair still wet •
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• She's the girl
with the rocking horse •
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• On her blinds •
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• Oh, I know her •
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• Every time •
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• Yeah,
I know just what I'd say •
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• your Firebird is most amazing •
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• Turbo whoa-oh •
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• Teen •
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• But I won't mean it. •
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Wake up, Time Zone High.
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- Morning, Tom.
- Morning, Sue.
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Our top story: centennial.
Only two months to go.
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And as the 100th anniversary
of TZH approaches,
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- excitement mounts.
- That's right, Sue.
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And here to take
that excitement up a notch
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is a "Wake Up, Time Zone" special:
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Centennial... your 100-year event.
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In only six weeks,
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it will be exactly 100 years
since Timothy Zonin
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founded Timothy Zonin High.
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And both students
and alumni alike are preparing
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an unforgettable Centennial Week.
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Centennial Committee spokesperson
Nicole Maris expects a huge cro
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Our centennial bash is the culmination
of a weeklong series of events.
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It's gonna be the greatest night
of our lives.
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Something this big only comes along
once every hundred years.
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We're making the most of it
so you can make the most of it.
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So, where are we
on the senior class skit?
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- Are we doing the sculpture idea?
- Yes, it's a good idea.
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Nicole, how's the rest
of the budget looking?
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- $16,372...
- Good, we'll need it.
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Rupert and I are working
on a deal for a jumbo screen.
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- It's sick.
- Are parents invited or only alumni?
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Both. Tradition.
Everyone's invited.
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Why are we doing this again?
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- As a protest.
- Of what?
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- People, right?
- Sheep.
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Check, Dave.
We're doing this to protest sheep.
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And what specifically
about sheep do we object to?
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- Chase.
- General herding mentality.
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Man, look at 'em down there.
yeah, drink your mochaccinos.
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Sing along to Céline Dion.
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What?
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• And just outside
I can hear the sounds •
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- • Of the early morning street... •
- What's going on?!
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• And the hum
of the engines •
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• Of the cars on the street •
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• yeah, on the street •
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• And just outside
I can see my breath •
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- • In between the words... •
- Aw.
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• That fogs my spinning head •
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• This is the •
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• This is the same old story
of growing up and getting lost •
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• This is the same old story
of growing up •
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• And getting lost. •
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Sprinklers.
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you guys.
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Sprinklers.
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- Us guys.
- you got it.
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- Sprinklers.
- Exactly.
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- Us guys.
- That's right.
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Sprinklers.
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Suspension.
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I'm dead.
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Not you, Ednasi.
These two recidivists.
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Come on.
Sprinklers with orange water.
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If anything's to blame,
it's school spirit.
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He's right. School spirit...
there's your culprit.
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you, remove the shades,
stand up.
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- you, too, Chase.
- Me?
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I need a comparison.
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I always forget.
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Are the pupils supposed
to be smaller or bigger?
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Well, that all depends.
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Am I free to go?
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• Lift me up... •
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• And pull me closer... •
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I think that you really
got through to them today.
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When the orange water hit
the Centennial Committee table,
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I almost cried,
I was laughing so hard.
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But you never laugh.
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Well, it was on the inside.
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• She's the one •
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• Who lives the fire •
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• See a side •
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• you'll never know •
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• I need someone to be around •
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• 'Cause I'm breaking into lies. •
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- Hey, Brad.
- Nicole, what's up?
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What are you doing?
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Just waiting for my dad.
Our monthly meeting.
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you know, to keep in touch
every fourth Friday, 4:00.
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- At least that's the plan.
- Oh, that's cool.
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you were really good on TV today,
talking about centennial and all.
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Thanks.
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Well, it's a lot of work,
but it's worth it.
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Hmm.
Hey, um...
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do you wanna go to, uh...
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down to Shoe World
with me?
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Shoe World, oh.
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I can't. My dad.
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But he's always late.
you wanna help me finish these fries?
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I'd better not get in the way.
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I gotta pick up some new kicks
for the game tonight.
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Okay.
Well, I'll see you there.
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you're coming! Right on.
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It's a time-out for the Tigers!
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Why hasn't he asked me yet?
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Well, there is one other option
for Bradley's centennial date.
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you said the whole provincial event
barely registers on your radar,
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that you'd be happy
to go with toast.
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I said Brad has
all the appeal of toast.
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- There's a difference.
- Come on, look at him.
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yeah?
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All I'm saying is that
there's a process.
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Sure, it's not written down, but I have
given all the appropriate signs,
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and Brad knows the rules.
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Look, it's Designated Dave.
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Alicia, I've got a message
from Brad.
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Can I talk to you
for a second in private?
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The fact of the matter is that
the Chinese government
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is so afraid of the Dalai Lama,
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they actually outlawed
his likeness.
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So, Ray, when are you gonna
take over "Wake Up, Time Zone"
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and get some real moves on?
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It's all that school spirit
bullshit propaganda.
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Excitement mounts
as centennial nears.
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Ray is a plotter.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Watch. you'll see.
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One day we're gonna look up
in homeroom
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- and "Wake Up, Time Zone" will be...
- Vivisection.
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...completely revolutionized.
- Hi, I'm Joshua Hill,
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from the university's chapter
of ALF.
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- That's Animal Liberation Front.
- Alf?
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I think when you see what I'm about
to show you what's going on
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in our laboratories
right here on campus,
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you'll understand why we're taking
just a few minutes of your time.
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Lights.
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"Biomedical research"...
that's the two-word excuse...
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- you ready to go, go, go?
- Chase, I wanna see this.
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When asked about the abuses
taking place in the laboratory...
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Defense! Defense! Defense!
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Seldon appears to be okay,
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but it's a time-out for the Tigers.
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- I hope he's not hurt.
- yeah, me, too.
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I'm thrilled to report Brad's exercised
the next element of protocol.
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Dave was an emissary?
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He asked me if I thought
if Brad asked you
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to share the evening
and if you'd say yes.
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- And?
- And so I told him to tell Brad
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that you said that a real man
works without a net.
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- you what?
- Relax. He's all yours.
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Scheming socialite snags
dream date.
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• Buy a ticket •
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• Forget the change... •
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Chase, do you have
to get so close?
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- Closer is louder!
- That's my point!
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- Mine, too.
- We can't talk up there.
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We talked in the car.
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Is something in particular
on your mind?
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I just don't see why you won't come
with us tomorrow night.
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- To ALF?
- Come on, it's right up your alley.
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I told you already.
I'm not interested. Drop it.
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Look, you go, okay?
Knock yourself out.
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I don't get you.
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I mean, you spend half your life
in detention protesting Hanson
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- or the constipated hitter...
- Designated hitter.
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Whatever.
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But when it comes to something
really important...
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What?
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You think you're
so James Dean, Chase.
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But all this so-called rebellion...
it's a joke.
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We're breaking up, aren't we?
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I just think that we're headed
in different directions.
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That's all.
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• your big day •
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• your big day. •
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Are you stoned?
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Are you serious?
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It's 9:00 p.m.
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yeah, so it is.
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you didn't get out of bed all day.
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Then wouldn't
the correct question be,
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"Son, are you ill?"
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- Are you?
- No.
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Are you stoned?
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you could tell me, you know.
I'd be cool.
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yeah, I know you'd be cool.
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And what is that
supposed to mean?
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It means I've read your yearbook.
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"Onward through the fog.
Light up and party.
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Have sex, be free,
we're the class of '73."
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Are you stoned?
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Dad, until you come in here
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and see a black light
and felt Led Zeppelin poster,
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rest easy.
251
00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,659
Promise?
252
00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,619
Promise.
253
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,619
Mr. Hammond.
254
00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,899
- yo, rise and shine.
- We've got dates.
255
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,579
Dates?
256
00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:32,379
• But I enjoy making some noise,
fooling around •
257
00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,939
• I listen to the sound •
258
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,259
• You and I get
and everything's set •
259
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:40,859
• Be sure you know how to have
a real good time... •
260
00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,899
What are you doing?
261
00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:46,139
If security asks, just come
over here and do your job.
262
00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:50,899
Nicole, I'm afraid
I've got some news.
263
00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,299
yeah?
264
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,139
Adonis jock falls hard
for rival spirit head.
265
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,499
Translation?
266
00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,139
The cheerleader from Apex,
the one he landed on
267
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,739
last week in the game.
268
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,019
The slut who pretended
she couldn't get out of his way?
269
00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:06,859
That's the one.
He loves her.
270
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:10,179
Tsk. Love. Like I care.
271
00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,339
Wait a minute.
272
00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,419
Who's he taking
to our school centennial?
273
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,099
That would be her.
274
00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:21,339
• Be sure you know how to have
a real good time. •
275
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,419
What are we doing?
276
00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,419
I don't know.
She swore she'd be here with friends,
277
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,299
you know, for safety.
278
00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,459
She swore?
Who is this chick?
279
00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,499
- Daughter Judy.
- Maybe she had to walk Astro.
280
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,339
Daughter Judy's
her screen name.
281
00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,179
We've been emailing each other.
She's way into space.
282
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:46,939
- Cyber girls are hot.
- Oh, yeah.
283
00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,819
I've never kissed another girl.
284
00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:53,739
I've never kissed Chase Hammond
at the Skate Palace in sixth grade.
285
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,379
Chase Hammond? I never did it
with anything requiring batteries.
286
00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,299
Ooh!
287
00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,219
All right, that's enough.
288
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:09,659
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
289
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,059
- Gotta go.
- What? Wait, wait.
290
00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,419
I thought you weren't gonna do
that "safe ride" shit this year.
291
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,899
Dude, colleges look
at extracurricular activities, man.
292
00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,379
Dave, you're in.
That's not why you do it.
293
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,499
- Oh, yeah? Then why?
- you wanna know why?
294
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:27,379
It's the same reason you're the manager
of the basketball team...
295
00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,059
you wanna be one of them.
296
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,099
Who is this "them"?
People too drunk to drive?
297
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:35,459
you're with your two best friends
waiting for girls,
298
00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,019
one of them quite possibly
Princess Leia,
299
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,099
and you wanna leave so that some jock
will pat you on the head.
300
00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,539
I'm going.
301
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,739
You should know that
half the party now believes
302
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,459
you have a part-time job
at a gentlemen's cabaret.
303
00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,899
Like it matters.
Drive me home.
304
00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,779
you gotta be kidding.
305
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,499
Puke on my leather interior?
I got your ride taken care of.
306
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,459
- This way.
- Prince Charming is a dick.
307
00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,499
Bring on the frogs.
308
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,419
Ribbit!
309
00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,099
you called for a safe ride?
310
00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,219
Okay, watch your head.
311
00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,059
I learned that on "Cops."
312
00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,979
you know where she lives?
313
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,259
Oh, I think I can find it.
314
00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,299
Yo, Designated Dave,
you got room for one more, man?
315
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,499
Sure.
316
00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:30,299
Hey, perhaps we could get you
some fries with that.
317
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,659
Yeah.
Fries, a Coke and...
318
00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,459
What about a milk shake?
319
00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,099
Get yourself a Happy Meal.
320
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,819
Girl gets two-faced boy
in back seat.
321
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,619
Violence anticipated.
322
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,659
There are rules, you know?
323
00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,779
- Rules?
- Rules.
324
00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:59,499
- What rules?
- Seniors rule!
325
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,819
you don't send Designated Dave
to ask if I'll go with you
326
00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,059
if you don't plan on
following through with the offer.
327
00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,539
I was going to.
I was going to.
328
00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,179
It's just that...
329
00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,139
- He just...
- Shut up!
330
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,459
I don't know.
I... I fell in love.
331
00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,899
So I heard.
332
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:21,059
High school love is for saps, Brad,
or haven't you heard?
333
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,299
Now I'm left alone with
the embarrassment and alienation
334
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:27,579
of having to go stag to one
of the biggest nights of our lives?
335
00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:31,099
Not very likely.
I might as well skip it.
336
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,899
Turn that thing off or I'm gonna go
Sean young on your ass!
337
00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,859
I think she means Sean Penn.
338
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:39,059
That's good. Sean young scares me.
339
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,379
Yuck it up, clowns.
340
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,899
yeah, if you enjoy
my humiliation,
341
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,739
Monday at Time Zone
should be a real "hootenin."
342
00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,699
It's hootenanny.
343
00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,899
I'm sorry. Look, I...
344
00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:54,419
Hey, can you just
drop me off here?
345
00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,219
But we're still a couple blocks
away from your house.
346
00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,139
you heard the man.
347
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,739
- Okay, bye, meng.
- Vaya con dios.
348
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,779
- Later, Chase.
- Nicole, wait.
349
00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,379
If your mom's awake,
she's gonna see right through
350
00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,619
that Dean Martin impression.
351
00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,899
I'll sneak you through the back.
352
00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,299
What?
353
00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,219
Her car's not here.
354
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,539
She's not home.
355
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,539
Okay, bye.
356
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:34,219
• yeah, yeah, yeah •
357
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:40,659
• Ooh, when I wake up •
358
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,619
• And open my eyes •
359
00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,939
• I try my best •
360
00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,779
- • To make the time... •
- Moron.
361
00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:52,539
One eyebrow.
Taking Georgia Ann Warner.
362
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,819
Failed health.
Taking Sue.
363
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,339
Taking Dee Vine.
364
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,459
• Sweet memory •
365
00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:06,899
• In a picture of you,
all my memories •
366
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,659
• Someday a story... •
367
00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,779
Refers to himself
as the de-virginator.
368
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,259
• In a picture of you •
369
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:18,939
• And a picture of me •
370
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,979
• Ooh-ooh, yeah •
371
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:25,819
• I try, but I still see your face •
372
00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:29,499
• Hammering on the screen... •
373
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,099
Give it up, bonehead.
374
00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,019
Princess Leia ain't coming.
375
00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,099
Take me to centennial, Chase.
376
00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,939
Nicole?
377
00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:49,299
- How'd you get this number?
- I remembered it.
378
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,859
Take me?
379
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,859
- You're drunk.
- I'm desperate.
380
00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,819
Oh, well,
when you put it that way.
381
00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,979
you're not offended,
so don't pretend to be.
382
00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,779
My guess... you're intrigued.
383
00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:06,739
- I am?
- Word's out, Dulcie dropped you.
384
00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:11,019
- Yeah, well...
- Well, you have a tiny idea how I feel.
385
00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,899
Look, I know you probably
don't give a damn
386
00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,139
about the centennial or me,
387
00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,619
and that's fine,
but starting Monday,
388
00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:20,899
I'm gonna be treated like
the biggest loser ever at Time Zone.
389
00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,699
The same girls dishing out
fake sympathy
390
00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,939
will be laughing behind my back.
391
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,619
Some of them will try
to set me up out of pity,
392
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,059
but I'll know every time I walk
in a room and it gets suddenly quiet,
393
00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,499
they were just talking about
my monumental failure.
394
00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,379
We can save each other
from disgrace.
395
00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:39,739
Each other?
What's in it for me?
396
00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,899
If you have to ask,
397
00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,939
you're not as smart
as you think you are.
398
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:51,059
you need to sleep on it,
get back to me.
399
00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,859
Hey, it's Dulcie.
400
00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,259
If you want me to get back to you,
leave three ways that high school sucks.
401
00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:11,459
There's the rampant homophobia,
no pep rallies for the debate team,
402
00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:14,779
which leads to the greater issue,
I'm sure,
403
00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,859
of the highly fascist nature
of pep rallies in general,
404
00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,539
speeches, saluting banners.
405
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:25,459
I think you see
where I'm going with this.
406
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:29,779
And finally, it sucks
407
00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:33,739
because when you break up
with someone,
408
00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:37,179
you can't escape them,
409
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:41,859
and it kills you
to see them every day.
410
00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,899
Dulcie, call me tonight.
411
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:49,179
I don't care what time...
412
00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,819
Let's agree on an easy-out clause.
413
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,299
Obviously.
414
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,539
We can't do this halfway.
415
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,059
you know, if we expect
people to buy it,
416
00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,019
it's gotta feel real
through and through.
417
00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:47,379
That makes sense.
418
00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:49,739
If you really wanna get Dulcie back,
419
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:53,539
it's gonna require
some severe measures.
420
00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,619
Define "severe."
421
00:24:56,780 --> 00:25:01,219
To start, you can't wear
422
00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,219
anything you own.
423
00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,219
Probably not.
424
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:10,499
Not and...
we need to clean you up.
425
00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:14,299
How up are we talking about?
426
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:17,619
Listen, Chase,
427
00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:21,659
to make an impact,
you have to go to extremes.
428
00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,899
Let's do it.
429
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:34,059
Nice hat.
430
00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:44,419
• Here we go •
431
00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:48,899
• Something tells me
that I've been here before... •
432
00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,419
Come on!
433
00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:54,179
• Even though
I might be dreaming •
434
00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,899
• I don't care, I want more... •
435
00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,579
Hi, welcome to the Gap.
436
00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:02,699
• But I don't know •
437
00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,779
• What's happening, please •
438
00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:10,019
• Is this really happening
to me? •
439
00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:14,299
• Is this really happening to me? •
440
00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:18,179
• Is this really happening
to me? •
441
00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:22,979
• Is this really happening to me? •
442
00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:26,899
- Nicole?
- Oh, hey, Ray.
443
00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:30,979
Hey. Look, I just want you to know
that I know you're screwed.
444
00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,459
About the dance, I mean.
445
00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:35,979
And, um, well, I guess
what I'm trying to say is that
446
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:39,379
if it comes down to panic time
and you still don't have a date,
447
00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,819
and you're, like, really desperate,
448
00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:44,659
well, I'd take you.
449
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,499
I'd be honored.
450
00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,699
Oh, that's sweet, Ray,
451
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,139
but, well, when Chase and I got out
of the car the other night,
452
00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,979
we kind of decided
we'd go together.
453
00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,699
Chase? My Chase?
454
00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,619
I got it.
455
00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:04,339
Hey, this is funnier
than you dressing up
456
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,099
for last year's
Junior Miss Pageant, man.
457
00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,819
Ray. Hey, Nicole.
458
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:12,019
So I'm glad to see you're out
of your doldrums.
459
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,019
That hair, guy, is just...
460
00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,419
Hey, so, Nicole,
remember what I said.
461
00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:20,939
I'm serious.
If you want.
462
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:28,099
Well, this is real convincing.
I'm a walking punch line.
463
00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:31,539
But who gets the last laugh?
See you after school, hon.
464
00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,019
Shit. Hurry, Dave.
I promised Ray we'd take him to work.
465
00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:39,619
Are you going to explain this to me?
466
00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:41,859
- Explain what?
- This. What are you trying to pull?
467
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,259
Nothing.
It's a big-ass mistake.
468
00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,739
I thought it would make
Dulcie come back.
469
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,179
Seriously? How?
470
00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,819
Can you think of anything
that would make Dulcie freak out more
471
00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:51,739
than me with
"Miss School Spirit" Nicole Maris?
472
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:58,899
- He still thinks I'm joking.
- So what are you doing?
473
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:02,499
you know, to make an impact,
you have to go to extremes.
474
00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,019
Did I just hear something
about extremes?
475
00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,699
It's real extreme, all right.
476
00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,939
Why'd you do it?
477
00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,059
Time for a change.
478
00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,859
It's not you.
479
00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,539
Who knows who I am?
480
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,979
I do.
481
00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,619
Don't let Nicole Maris change you.
482
00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,579
I'll be all right.
483
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,059
yeah.
484
00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,699
Dave, do you mind
stopping off at the mall?
485
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,539
I wanna pick up a Swatch.
486
00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,699
Nicole, can you come
in here, honey?
487
00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,419
So, what are we burning today?
488
00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,139
Fields of Jasmine
for improved circulation?
489
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:54,059
Strawberry Explosion
for brain power?
490
00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:57,339
- your dad called.
- Why?
491
00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,499
He said that he'll meet you
at 12:00 noon on Sunday
492
00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,019
at Jefferson Park.
493
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,899
He promised he'd show up
this time.
494
00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:10,459
So get out there
and support the Tigers
495
00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,779
on their march
to a state championship.
496
00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:14,659
- Look, we're going to that.
- A basketball game?
497
00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,059
That wasn't part
of the arrangement.
498
00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,139
A necessary evil, Chase.
499
00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,979
We have to look chummy,
remember?
500
00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:27,099
And the benefit of that?
501
00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:28,659
We're in this together.
502
00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:30,219
From my point of view,
503
00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:32,219
it's okay to look like I'm going
to the dance with a friend.
504
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:34,979
It's not okay to look like
I paid a guy to take me.
505
00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,579
I could be getting paid?
506
00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,579
yeah!
507
00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,979
So, how does it compare?
508
00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,099
To what?
509
00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,659
Protests, clove cigarettes,
bongos...
510
00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:02,939
- whatever it is you beatniks do.
- We prefer "disaffected youth."
511
00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:05,019
Okay, so...
512
00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,699
More pep.
513
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:08,579
The monopoly on pep
is definitely held
514
00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,779
by Time Zone's status whores.
515
00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,899
We prefer socially non-retarded.
516
00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:25,379
Go! Fight! Win!
517
00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,339
- Whoo!
- I'm gonna get something to drink.
518
00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,699
- Do you want anything?
- No, but thanks.
519
00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:47,459
- Pellegrino. With a twist.
- All right.
520
00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:53,379
- All right, spill.
- Spill what?
521
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,219
It's cute and all making nice
with your neighbor,
522
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,819
but you're taking it
way above and beyond.
523
00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,019
Above and beyond what?
524
00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:03,939
- The boy cleans up nicely.
- Pretty shocking, huh?
525
00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,059
Maybe. Or maybe
you haven't given up.
526
00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:10,259
- Given up?
- A perfect night with a dream date.
527
00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,339
Brad? Over it.
528
00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,339
So, this Chase Hammond thing...
529
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,899
he's just this good friend
we never knew you had?
530
00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,499
Right.
531
00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,939
Who knows?
Maybe more.
532
00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,979
How can you be against
the designated hitter?
533
00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:32,299
Do you wanna see Cecil Fielder
gunning for his 120th RBI
534
00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:34,619
or some fast-ass relief pitcher
swinging at air?
535
00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:37,819
I think Fielder is a perfect example...
a past-his-prime power hitter
536
00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,579
in the twilight of his career
using up a roster spot.
537
00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:42,459
you know what?
Someday that's gonna be Griffey.
538
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:45,219
And I would rather see Junior at 40
than some Jim Bob
539
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,419
who made it to the show
because of an expansion.
540
00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:50,499
That's very nostalgic, but it comes
down to one simple issue...
541
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:52,939
- purity of the game.
- Exactly.
542
00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,859
I've been trying
to tell you that, man.
543
00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:58,459
If you can't hack it,
get out of the game, right? Huh?
544
00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:23,099
Go! Fight! Win!
545
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,699
Go! Fight...
546
00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:47,859
Defense! Defense! Defense!
547
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,979
One more eye, ref,
you'd be a Cyclops!
548
00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:13,619
Go Tigers!
549
00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:17,459
Whoo! Pass!
550
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:27,099
And it's good! Tigers take it 70-68.
551
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,899
- Masterful.
- What?
552
00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:52,499
you really had me going in there.
"Go! Fight! Win!"
553
00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:55,619
I about choked.
I bow down to the king of scams.
554
00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:59,139
I'd like to thank the Academy.
Thank you. Thank you.
555
00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,899
- Think you could stand anymore?
- Well, what did you have in mind?
556
00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,059
Cruising Broad Street.
557
00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,219
I thought you had to have
a letterjacket for that.
558
00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:06,739
That's just to nail cheerleaders.
559
00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,699
Don't worry.
you'll fit right in.
560
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,419
Bad-ass ride, Chase.
561
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,259
yeah, every time
Halley's Comet flies,
562
00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,419
my dad lets me take it
out of the garage.
563
00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,259
I had to leave a spleen on deposit.
564
00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:22,739
Well, if Alicia sees it,
she's gonna wanna jump you.
565
00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,059
yeah, what's the deal
with that chick?
566
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,499
Word on the street,
she sleeps in a casket.
567
00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,459
- "Word on the street"?
- Yeah, the chick's evil.
568
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,179
Evil's a bit strong.
569
00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:35,139
Limited bullshit tolerance
is more like it, but you're a guy.
570
00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,139
you wouldn't understand.
571
00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,299
Time Zone... 70,
losers... 68.
572
00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:40,939
Whoo-hoo!
573
00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,179
Honk your horn, Hambone!
574
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,619
Honk, Chase.
575
00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:48,259
Whoo! Go Tigers!
576
00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,219
I wouldn't understand what?
577
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,659
Well, when guys compete,
it's overt.
578
00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,779
you know, ringing a bell
with a sledgehammer
579
00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:58,579
or loogie chucking,
the size of your engine, whatever.
580
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,139
yeah?
581
00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,099
Well, when girls compete, it's art.
582
00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:07,779
And Alicia, she's an artist.
583
00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,659
• But it's the only thing •
584
00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,779
• I wanna do... •
585
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,779
This is the good part.
586
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:18,619
- • I don't wanna sleep... •
- Come on, you know you like it.
587
00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:21,579
• I just wanna keep on
loving you... •
588
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,299
No, bad.
589
00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:26,659
• Baby, I'm gonna keep on •
590
00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,939
- • Loving you... •
- Come on. Come on.
591
00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:35,499
• 'Cause it's the only thing
I wanna do •
592
00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:39,099
• I don't wanna sleep •
593
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:45,139
• I just wanna keep on
loving you. •
594
00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,459
Nicole.
595
00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:59,059
Psst, Nicole.
596
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:03,379
Are you and Chase Hammond
a couple?
597
00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,259
I saw you cruising together.
598
00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:08,299
He's my next-door neighbor.
599
00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,739
Okay, so he's not your boyfriend
or anything, right?
600
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,099
Mr. Maris.
601
00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:35,019
That hurts, baby.
602
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,059
Tell me about it.
603
00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:41,979
Come for a ride with me.
604
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:48,819
- So, any special boy these days?
- Not likely.
605
00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:51,739
I have some pretty serious trust issues
when it comes to the male sex.
606
00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,859
I wonder where it comes from.
607
00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:05,259
I want you to have this.
This might explain me better than I can.
608
00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,779
"Zen and the Art
of Motorcycle Maintenance"?
609
00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:12,419
This is supposed to explain
why you're never around?
610
00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:15,339
Wow!
Must be a hell of a book.
611
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,819
First two weeks of November
612
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:28,939
I am going to a huge
ballooning festival in Rio.
613
00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,379
I want you to come.
614
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,819
This is the trip of a lifetime.
What do you say?
615
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:37,619
Oh, there's this little centennial thing
I'm kind of involved in,
616
00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:40,379
but, well, you wouldn't know
anything about it.
617
00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:53,339
yeah, 14 times.
618
00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,659
- Hey, Nicole?
- Yeah.
619
00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,379
Hi. I'm... I'm...
620
00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:02,499
you're in charge of bands
for the centennial, right?
621
00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:05,699
I am.
622
00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,979
• See that boy,
he looks so fine •
623
00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:13,179
• But he's got a girlfriend,
my, oh, my •
624
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,459
• Go, go, go! •
625
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,699
- What's this?
- It's the Electrocutes.
626
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:20,019
- It's the best band in town.
- Stylish.
627
00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:22,299
- Thanks.
- you made this?
628
00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:24,139
yeah.
629
00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,139
So, how do you like the band?
630
00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,619
They rock, but I doubt
they're up on their Brandy.
631
00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:34,179
Brandy?
There's a sister with edge.
632
00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:36,459
That's the direction
the committee's going, Ray...
633
00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:38,179
quality with mass appeal.
634
00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:41,659
Can you say oxymoron?
635
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,699
My brothers!
636
00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,659
Oh, look, Dave.
It's Ken doll.
637
00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,219
yeah, aren't you losing
reputation points
638
00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,379
just being this close to us?
639
00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,059
Hey, guys, I'm pulling off
the biggest scam of all time,
640
00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:54,379
and I'm catching shit?
641
00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,859
Don't you see?
I've entered into their world.
642
00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,859
Ooh, did you leave bread crumbs?
643
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,179
Glow in the dark.
644
00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,019
Hey, Electrocutes tonight
at the Pit.
645
00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,819
yeah, I'll be there. Wait.
646
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,579
- I told Nicole that...
- yeah, it's a scam, all right,
647
00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,779
- but who's scamming who?
- Whom.
648
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,139
- Whatever, man.
- Think about it, Chase.
649
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,659
you have all the duties of a girlfriend
and none of the perks.
650
00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:20,139
You're not getting
any perks, are you?
651
00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,059
Hey, Hambone,
you're coming tonight, right, man?
652
00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:24,499
- Oh, yeah, we'll be there.
- All right, man!
653
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,899
- Hambone?
- He really has entered their world.
654
00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,899
14 times!
655
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,139
No, seriously,
who would you rather do,
656
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:39,499
Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson?
657
00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,099
They're the same person,
brainiac.
658
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:42,619
Eddie, please.
659
00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,299
Hambone?
660
00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:47,539
Flakey, self-absorbed,
neurotic actress type
661
00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,899
or gun-toting,
badass FBI agent
662
00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,179
with years of pent-up
sexual frustration?
663
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,779
- Not even close.
- My man.
664
00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:55,619
What I wouldn't do to Scully.
665
00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,819
I'm sure she's been
drooled on before.
666
00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,779
Jealous.
667
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,859
Order number nine is up.
668
00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,419
Number nine. Number nine.
669
00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:06,379
Can you believe
that the assistant manager
670
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,779
of our basketball team actually has
his own "X-Files" website?
671
00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,019
And he invited me over to his house
to check it out.
672
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,619
His name's Dave.
673
00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:14,939
What?
674
00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,139
Oh, you know, man.
Designated Dave.
675
00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,619
You know,
the safe ride guy, right?
676
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:23,179
No, it's not Designated Dave.
It's plain Dave.
677
00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:26,019
No "designated."
Just Dave.
678
00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:29,179
All right, plain Dave it is.
679
00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:33,059
Chase, I left my bag in the car.
680
00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,899
Help me find it?
681
00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:44,939
So, what was that about, huh?
682
00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,379
Dave probably saved half their lives,
and they're making fun of him.
683
00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,339
- Typical.
- Typical of what?
684
00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,179
Is this more "us/them" rhetoric?
685
00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:54,259
- Well, if the tiara fits...
- Come on, Chase.
686
00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,339
Can you honestly tell me
you've never made fun
687
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,979
of those people over there?
688
00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,939
No, that's different.
689
00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,139
- How?
- Think about it.
690
00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,579
We laugh when it's the boss
or the debutante
691
00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:08,179
who slipped on a banana peel,
not Tiny Tim.
692
00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:11,659
Oh, so you're calling Dave
"Tiny Tim"?
693
00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:14,059
- Don't do that.
- It's okay for you to put him down.
694
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,779
I don't need this, not from you.
you're better than this.
695
00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,859
What makes you say that?
696
00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:25,579
Fifth grade...
697
00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:26,899
the first year the teachers
start making us
698
00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,059
write Valentines to each other.
699
00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:30,579
- yeah.
- Dave got one card.
700
00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:33,219
"I'm bananas about you.
Love, Nicole."
701
00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:38,979
How do you remember that?
702
00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:41,339
- I just do. I'm out of here.
- Don't.
703
00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,099
Look, if you leave mad,
it sets us back.
704
00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:51,179
It doesn't set me back.
Don't know how I got myself into this.
705
00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,819
So far, the payback's
been minimal.
706
00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,219
It's all about you...
your friends and your turf.
707
00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,899
- My turf?
- Nicole.
708
00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:02,059
Okay. you're right.
709
00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:06,259
First, come back.
710
00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:09,739
Be the charmer
we both know you can be.
711
00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,419
And then we'll go
wherever you wanna go.
712
00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:15,059
Wherever I want?
713
00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:23,419
• I'm ready to rip it up, yeah •
714
00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:26,259
• I'm ready to let it go •
715
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:29,379
• yeah, I gotta turn up the action •
716
00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:31,419
• And get some rock and roll •
717
00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,299
• Don't got no time to waste •
718
00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,459
• I'm a rockin' mass
ready to blow •
719
00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,259
• 'Cause I'm gonna be
chasing the night •
720
00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:43,099
• So turn up the radio •
721
00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:46,019
• 'Cause I'm gonna be
out on the street •
722
00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:49,259
• yeah, we're gonna
be out all night •
723
00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:52,019
• We're gonna be checking it out •
724
00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:54,699
• All right, all right! •
725
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:57,659
• 'Cause I'm gonna be
out of my mind •
726
00:42:57,820 --> 00:43:00,579
• yeah, I'm gonna be
out of my head... •
727
00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:04,179
Liz, Drena,
you know Nicole.
728
00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:07,339
yeah, from the slumber party
last weekend.
729
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,619
- We painted each other's toenails.
- Look, why don't you girls just...
730
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:11,779
And then we played
Truth or Dare, remember?
731
00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,739
you two admitted
liking Alanis Morissette
732
00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,099
before the record went platinum.
733
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,459
- I never liked Alan...
- You did, too.
734
00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:24,299
- So where's Dulcie?
- She'll probably be by later.
735
00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:27,099
Did that hurt?
736
00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,939
Not as much as this.
737
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,979
Nipple ring, cool.
738
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,059
Take your top off.
Let's get a look at it.
739
00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,339
Hey, Nicole.
740
00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,819
Wanna dance?
741
00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:40,979
• I gotta turn up the action •
742
00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:44,499
• And get some rock and roll •
743
00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,579
• Don't got no time to waste •
744
00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:48,979
• I'm a rockin' mass
ready to blow... •
745
00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:50,179
yeah!
746
00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:52,339
• 'Cause I'm gonna be
chasing the night •
747
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,139
• So turn up the radio •
748
00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,019
• 'Cause I'm gonna be
out on the street •
749
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:01,859
• yeah, we're gonna
be out all night •
750
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:04,019
• We're gonna be
checking it out •
751
00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:06,699
• All right, all right! •
752
00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:09,939
• 'Cause I'm gonna be
out of my mind... •
753
00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:21,219
- Hey, Brad.
- Hey, Alicia.
754
00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:25,259
you know,
Kathy really is a sweetie.
755
00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:27,859
yeah, she is. Thanks.
756
00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:31,859
you know,
it's really cool that you say that.
757
00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:34,739
I mean, it really is,
'cause a lot of the other girls
758
00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,899
have been complete bitches,
you know?
759
00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:39,979
'Cause of the whole Nicole thing.
760
00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:44,019
They're just jealous.
Besides, you're better off.
761
00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:45,619
Really?
762
00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:48,219
I thought that you and Nicole were,
like, really good friends.
763
00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:51,699
Best of, but everyone knows
Nicole's a lot of talk
764
00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:53,859
and very little action.
765
00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:57,179
yeah, but a lot of girls
are like that.
766
00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,419
Not all girls.
767
00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:05,899
• yeah, I'm gonna be
out of my mind •
768
00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:08,659
• yeah, I'm gonna be out of it •
769
00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:11,819
• yeah, I'm gonna be out tonight. •
770
00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:14,019
Thank you.
771
00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,859
- Something to drink?
- Water.
772
00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:33,059
Chase, I didn't expect
to see you here.
773
00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:35,459
I come here a lot.
774
00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:38,339
Not lately.
775
00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:42,139
Hey.
There you go.
776
00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,539
Chase, this is Joshua.
777
00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,539
- How you doing?
- Hey.
778
00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,659
I didn't expect you to fall in love.
779
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:56,019
I didn't expect you
to fall into the Gap.
780
00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,779
• you better run, baby, run •
781
00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:04,859
• Better move on in •
782
00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:08,219
• Everybody gets out
before they get in... •
783
00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:10,379
There you are.
784
00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:17,019
• But you must get down •
785
00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:21,459
• To the other side... •
786
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:26,699
- Oh, hey, Dulcie.
- Get a room.
787
00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:37,339
- Masterful.
- Huh?
788
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,179
I guess now I should bow down
to the queen of scams.
789
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:42,219
• you better run, baby, run •
790
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,259
• Better move on in •
791
00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:47,339
• Everybody gets out
before they get in... •
792
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,979
Got more email
from Daughter Judy.
793
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,659
The same one
who stood you up?
794
00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,579
She said she was
at the other Nyble flick.
795
00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:54,179
We were at the wrong theater.
796
00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,979
So when's the big hookup?
797
00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,979
I don't know.
I'm having second thoughts.
798
00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:59,779
I don't think I could take it
if she saw me
799
00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:01,419
and I saw this reaction
on her face...
800
00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:04,019
- you know, gross disappointment.
- Dave, it's not about looks.
801
00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,659
Uh-huh, and that's what
the Tooth Fairy was just saying.
802
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:07,419
Hey, I'm doing a student poll
for the yearbook staff.
803
00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:10,059
We are doing a student poll
for the yearbook staff.
804
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,579
Cool. Shoot.
805
00:47:11,740 --> 00:47:14,259
So what's your idea
of a perfect date?
806
00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,699
Date... series of activities,
or date... person?
807
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:19,939
- Person.
- Activities.
808
00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:22,419
- The person.
- All right.
809
00:47:22,580 --> 00:47:25,899
She's the kind of girl
who will call you on your bullshit.
810
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:29,299
She's not afraid to dance.
She offers to pay.
811
00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:33,259
She doesn't decide before a date
whether she's gonna kiss you or not.
812
00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:36,659
She's not completely earnest,
yet she's not completely ironic,
813
00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:39,779
Four grand is a good deal
for a jumbotron.
814
00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,059
I'd rather take the overage out
of decorations than entertainment.
815
00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:43,659
We'll lose the smoke.
816
00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:47,739
We got a Brandy-style cover band
that is so right, but they cost.
817
00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:50,419
Nicole, where are we budget-wise?
818
00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:53,379
Anyone got a stun gun?
Hello, Nicole?
819
00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:55,579
yeah.
820
00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:58,179
How much money do we have left
for decorations?
821
00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:02,299
Oh, the info's in my locker.
I'll figure it out later.
822
00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,619
Okay, I'll go get it now.
823
00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,579
What's up with Nicole?
824
00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:16,219
- I think she's in love.
- Well, they are a cute couple.
825
00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:18,139
She orders dessert,
826
00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,379
and she can be ready
in 10 minutes.
827
00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,979
Wow.
828
00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:25,419
Well, we will have to change
that "bullshit" to "bull."
829
00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:27,659
Well, then use "pretensions."
830
00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:29,819
Okay.
831
00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,819
Who are you?
832
00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:45,619
So, what's this I hear about you
and Chase Hammond?
833
00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:48,139
What do you hear?
834
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,339
- you're an item.
- Item?
835
00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,139
- Mm-hmm.
- Where do you get your news?
836
00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,859
Mothers and daughters
should confide, honey.
837
00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:57,739
We saw a band.
We're going to a dance.
838
00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,659
I don't think he's such
a good idea, Nicole.
839
00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:03,699
- Why not?
- you're neighbors, for one thing.
840
00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:07,419
- And another thing is...
- Yeah?
841
00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,859
...he's too tall for you.
842
00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:12,939
Oh, Mom.
843
00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:14,819
It'll be okay.
844
00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:19,139
Do you like 'em?
They're the latest.
845
00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:22,419
yeah, they're great. Thanks.
846
00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,659
We're leaving early tomorrow.
You need me to call you?
847
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:28,339
No, I'm fine.
I'm not even tired.
848
00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,179
Hey, you feel like a walk?
849
00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,459
Some of us require
beauty sleep, Chase.
850
00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:34,699
I'll let you get that.
851
00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:36,739
See you tomorrow.
852
00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:40,379
Hambone.
853
00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,059
Dickweed.
854
00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:43,619
You gotta see
what I'm working on, guy.
855
00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:46,499
Better yet, I'm offering you
a chance to participate.
856
00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:47,659
What is it?
857
00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:50,539
My man, you've gotta
see this to believe it.
858
00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,539
I got the editing room reserved
all day tomorrow.
859
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,699
I'm... I'm all booked.
860
00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,899
Bread crumbs, mi amigo.
861
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,099
Hasta.
862
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:15,459
• I met you •
863
00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:19,139
• Before the fall of Rome •
864
00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,699
• And I beg you •
865
00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:26,299
• To let me take you home •
866
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,939
• you were wrong,
I was right •
867
00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,939
• you said goodbye •
868
00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,979
• I said good night... •
869
00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:38,699
Look at 'em down there,
talking about us.
870
00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:40,379
Saying what, Eddie?
871
00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:43,099
you know, "He's cute.
872
00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:46,299
He's sweet. He's built."
873
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,579
He primps.
874
00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,499
Eddie takes longer
to get ready to go out than I do.
875
00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:52,659
And he gets mad at me
for making him wait?
876
00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:55,419
But I do my share
of waiting, too, all right.
877
00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:57,739
Well, how long are you
gonna make him wait?
878
00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:01,259
The key to pleasing a woman
is sweet talk.
879
00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:03,459
"you're so beautiful."
880
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:06,099
"Have you lost weight?"
881
00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:07,659
And then there
are the three words
882
00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:11,139
- that always seal the deal for me...
- "Another tequila shot?"
883
00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:15,419
Come on, Nicole,
we're bonding here. Dish, girl.
884
00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:18,619
Chase Hammond... big hands,
885
00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:21,299
big feet, you know?
886
00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:31,179
- Hey, Bo.
- It's Dee.
887
00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:33,219
Oh. yeah.
888
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:34,499
Sorry about that.
889
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:37,539
- It never was Bo.
- Oh, really?
890
00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,499
- I thought it was always...
- When you're 40 pounds overweight
891
00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,339
and your last name's Vine,
892
00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:43,499
it doesn't take people long
to land on a nickname.
893
00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:46,299
your parents named you
"Dee Vine"?
894
00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:50,539
No, Dee's a contraction.
I changed it myself.
895
00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,219
And no one said anything?
896
00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:55,619
you should go into politics.
897
00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:57,779
After I dropped the weight,
dyed my hair,
898
00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:00,419
got contacts,
I just kind of giggle and say,
899
00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:03,019
"Oh, yeah, so and so
started calling me Dee."
900
00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,099
Just kept attributing it
to whoever wasn't around
901
00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:07,939
and pretty soon,
well, here I am.
902
00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:10,699
Dee Vine.
And now Miss Time Zone.
903
00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,819
So, why share
all this juiciness with me?
904
00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:20,379
We're kindred, Hambone.
905
00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:29,059
you think you're happier now?
906
00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:32,339
I don't know. Do you?
907
00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:35,059
Jury's still out.
908
00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:39,179
It may have been a short list,
but before I became what I am now,
909
00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:41,899
at least I knew who cared
about me.
910
00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:44,699
Really cared.
911
00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:49,859
That's much better!
Oh, oh!
912
00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:52,419
Oh, boy, yeah!
913
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:54,619
Hey, Kathy.
914
00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:57,979
Hey, Kathy!
Have you been over to Brad's?
915
00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:00,899
yeah. It's nice.
916
00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:05,819
Weird, huh?
His family seems so normal.
917
00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:09,099
you'd never guess they belong
to one of those doomsday cults.
918
00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,739
Are you serious?
919
00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:22,739
Nicole, better grab
Captain Kangaroo.
920
00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,819
I swear,
I can't take him anywhere.
921
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,579
- Hang loose, Hambone!
- 'Night!
922
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,979
you know,
923
00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,859
I still have the letter you wrote me
in seventh grade.
924
00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,379
Burn it.
925
00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:56,179
you said...
you said you hated me,
926
00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:57,979
and there was something in there
about how the only way
927
00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,259
you'd ever touch me again
was if you came down with leprosy.
928
00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:02,819
yeah, sorry about that.
929
00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:05,819
Don't be.
I deserved it.
930
00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,979
I'm the one who should be sorry.
931
00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:12,299
- Chase, when your mom got sick...
- Please, Nicole, let's not do this.
932
00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:14,019
I want to.
933
00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:16,299
I've wanted to say this
for five years now.
934
00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:21,459
When your mom got sick,
935
00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:23,339
I couldn't bear to go over
to your house.
936
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,219
It was too hard.
I was too scared.
937
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:29,019
I just wanted to cry all the time
938
00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:32,579
every time I saw her,
939
00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:35,179
every time I saw you.
940
00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,259
Even when we were together,
you wouldn't say anything.
941
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:42,379
you'd just sit there.
942
00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:45,459
So, when you started wigging out
in school, skipping,
943
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:48,859
pulling the fire alarms,
944
00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:51,179
I just acted like
I didn't know you.
945
00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,339
Well, I'm over it now.
946
00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:05,379
Well, 'night.
947
00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:07,419
yeah.
948
00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:26,299
you forgot your towels.
949
00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:29,899
Oh. Thanks.
950
00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,059
- 'Night.
- Good night.
951
00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:42,019
After our last lab assignment,
952
00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:45,179
Mr. Rope brought this
to my attention.
953
00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:48,059
It seems they found four
during locker-by-locker searches.
954
00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:53,419
Consequently, your lab partners
will be chosen alphabetically
955
00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,419
from now on.
956
00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:04,459
So, did you teach Chase
957
00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:06,939
to jump through
fiery hoops yet?
958
00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,779
Balance a ball on his nose?
959
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:12,019
I'm still working
on matching socks.
960
00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:15,659
You two make
a very, very cute couple,
961
00:56:15,820 --> 00:56:19,019
but I guess you hear that
all the time.
962
00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,819
Why do you care?
963
00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:26,219
I don't.
you're welcome to him.
964
00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,179
I used to think he had some...
965
00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:30,739
I don't know...
some social consciousness.
966
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,659
Is this the animal-testing thing?
967
00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:35,019
your concern is noted.
968
00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:37,259
Do you know anything
about his mother?
969
00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:41,819
Only that she died
when he was young...
970
00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,659
like 12 or something.
971
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:46,699
11. you know how?
972
00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:48,579
No.
973
00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:51,339
Cancer.
974
00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,899
Lab rats,
medical research...
975
00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:57,899
Think about it.
976
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:18,699
Hey, I finally downloaded
the original "Space Invaders."
977
00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:22,219
I'm talking quality 1981 graphics.
We gotta play tonight, man.
978
00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:23,739
yeah, I don't know.
I guess.
979
00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:26,699
Let's see what Chase wants to do.
980
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:30,179
- What's up, man?
- What's up, man?
981
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:33,979
I think he has to make an appearance
at Brad Seldon's party tonight.
982
00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:37,459
Oh, yeah.
Of course, of course.
983
00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,419
• Crazy... •
984
00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:45,539
So, this is the last
pre-centennial event for us.
985
00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,939
We're in the home stretch.
986
00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:51,699
Hey, did you say something
to Dulcie in lab?
987
00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:53,259
Why?
988
00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:55,459
I don't know.
She's been freaky around me.
989
00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,059
Nice, even.
990
00:57:57,220 --> 00:58:00,859
Well, mission
nearly accomplished then, huh?
991
00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,419
I guess.
992
00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:06,579
So, can I negotiate an entrance
with hand holding?
993
00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:10,579
• It's easy to see
you drive me crazy •
994
00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:13,739
• I just can't sleep •
995
00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:17,379
• I'm so excited,
I'm in too deep •
996
00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:20,099
• Oh oh oh, crazy •
997
00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,579
• But it feels all right •
998
00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:27,259
• Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night •
999
00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:30,219
- • Sing it! Oh •
- • Crazy... •
1000
00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:46,339
Uh! Ha! yeah!
1001
00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:49,259
• you can't mess with skills. •
1002
00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,859
Hey, Nicole.
1003
00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:58,939
Oh, hey, Brad.
1004
00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:02,379
- I was just waiting for the bathroom.
- Yeah, that's cool.
1005
00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:08,019
- So where's Kitty?
- Kathy.
1006
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:11,659
Right, Kathy.
I haven't seen her here tonight.
1007
00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,699
She said we had different beliefs.
1008
00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:17,819
And that was it.
Can you believe that?
1009
00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,579
I mean, I'm Lutheran.
1010
00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:24,459
So, it's like a fairy tale, right?
1011
00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:27,699
- Huh?
- I mean, you and Nicole.
1012
00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,979
Falling in love
with the girl next door.
1013
00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:32,899
Oh, yeah. Right.
1014
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,339
Too bad.
1015
00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:38,819
What's too bad?
1016
00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:42,659
Well, you know,
that you're taken.
1017
00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:46,659
I mean, who could have known
that underneath all that rebellion
1018
00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:50,219
there was a heartbreaker
dying to get out?
1019
01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:06,379
Look at her in there.
1020
01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:10,939
Suddenly, Brad's on the market again,
and she's back to plan "A."
1021
01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,179
Old crushes die hard.
1022
01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:17,779
I wonder, are you sure
Nicole's the one?
1023
01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:24,019
Just think, if Brad hadn't fallen
into that cheerleader's arms,
1024
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:28,179
Nicole would have gotten
exactly what she wanted.
1025
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:33,019
Maybe then I would have gotten
what I wanted, too.
1026
01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:37,899
• Girl, your love is sweeter
than I've ever had before •
1027
01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:39,659
• Each and every day, girl •
1028
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:42,339
• Always leaves me
wanting more •
1029
01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:45,179
• It's like sugar, sugar,
it's like honey, honey •
1030
01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:47,659
• It's even better than money... •
1031
01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:50,899
Remember that night
you yelled at me in the car?
1032
01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:52,899
- Vaguely.
- All that stuff
1033
01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:55,579
that you said about love
being for dopes?
1034
01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,099
you were right.
1035
01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:07,099
Not in this lifetime, Romeo!
1036
01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:09,739
- Nicole's my friend.
- Huh?
1037
01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,459
Nicole.
1038
01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:23,819
Nicole!
1039
01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:35,099
Nicole.
1040
01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:41,819
• But we are two worlds apart •
1041
01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:45,739
• Can't reach to your heart •
1042
01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:48,459
• When you say •
1043
01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:51,899
• I want it that way •
1044
01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:55,779
• Tell me why,
ain't nothing but a heartache... •
1045
01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:58,099
How could you do that?
1046
01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,619
I was testing him.
1047
01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:03,139
Frankly, I think I did you a favor.
1048
01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:04,859
you weren't doing me a favor.
1049
01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,539
You're miserable,
and you know what they say
1050
01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:08,659
about misery loving company.
1051
01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:10,339
you just didn't wanna see me happy.
1052
01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,939
Chill, drama queen.
1053
01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,059
Remember, it's not life and death.
1054
01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:27,459
Are you okay?
1055
01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,499
I don't know.
1056
01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,659
Oh, that's good.
That's good.
1057
01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,219
Reverse.
1058
01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,099
Okay, let me really see
the pain.
1059
01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:57,219
you called?
1060
01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:59,459
yeah, I called.
1061
01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:01,099
- I'm staying.
- Why?
1062
01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:03,019
I like to party.
1063
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,939
I like to get down.
1064
01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,739
I got another note
from Daughter Judy.
1065
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:26,259
Yeah, she says
she thinks I'm funny.
1066
01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,739
Ha-ha-ha.
1067
01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:34,299
So, who all was at the party?
1068
01:03:34,460 --> 01:03:36,299
Everybody.
1069
01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:42,739
Oh!
1070
01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:46,259
Jesus! What the hell, Dave?
1071
01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:50,179
Look, sorry, but everybody
was not at the party.
1072
01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:52,819
I wasn't there.
Ray wasn't there.
1073
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:56,019
you know, we used to be your friends
if you can remember that far back.
1074
01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:59,019
You know what
I remember, Dave?
1075
01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:01,779
I remember you cleaning out
Eddie Lampell's locker
1076
01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:03,259
because he said
he'd be your friend.
1077
01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:04,579
yeah, I did the guy a favor.
1078
01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,099
I remember you buying
Alicia DeGasario
1079
01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:07,939
at the student council auction
last year
1080
01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:10,379
and then letting her spend
the whole day with her boyfriend.
1081
01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,419
- Do you have a point?
- yeah, my point is, Dave,
1082
01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:15,779
you're not mad at me;
you're jealous.
1083
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:19,139
What's wrong with wanting
to be liked?
1084
01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,819
You want them
to like you, Dave?
1085
01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:23,259
Tell them to go fuck themselves.
1086
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,099
People like that
need people like you,
1087
01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:28,139
otherwise there's twice as much trash
and no one to take it out.
1088
01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:31,259
you're totally losing me.
1089
01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:36,899
Don't go, Dave.
1090
01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,379
There's sober people there.
1091
01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:41,259
They just don't wanna
leave the party.
1092
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:44,139
I can't not go.
1093
01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:49,379
This is close enough.
I wanted to walk anyway.
1094
01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:10,659
Come on, baby. Come on.
1095
01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:13,699
- Cut it out, Eddie. Stop.
- What?
1096
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:16,899
No one's gonna know about it.
Come on.
1097
01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,019
Sorry, Dave, I would have driven
him home, but I can't drive his car.
1098
01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:22,019
It's a stick.
1099
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:24,659
Well, I'll show you
how to drive a stick right now.
1100
01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:25,939
Here it is. Come on.
1101
01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:29,139
I meant a real car, Eddie,
not a Matchbox.
1102
01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:33,179
yeah, well, kiss my ass,
you once-fat bitch.
1103
01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:34,699
I remember
when you were nothing.
1104
01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:38,659
Just a sweaty little egghead
drooling over football players.
1105
01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:41,139
Now you think that because
you're Mrs. Time Zone
1106
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:43,339
- that your shit don't stink.
- Miss Time Zone.
1107
01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,499
yeah, whatever.
Shut up!
1108
01:05:45,660 --> 01:05:47,739
you think you're Miss Thing,
but you know what?
1109
01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:50,979
you're just a wannabe who got lucky
with a case of bulimia.
1110
01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:54,659
you're walking.
Hey, Dee, you all right?
1111
01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:57,299
I think so.
Eddie, stop it!
1112
01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:00,979
What are you thinking,
Designated Dave, huh?
1113
01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:03,219
This isn't
"Revenge of the Nerds," man.
1114
01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:05,299
Stop it, Eddie, stop!
1115
01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:07,059
No radioactive spider bit you.
1116
01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:09,219
Stop!
1117
01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,619
Get your ass up
and drive me home.
1118
01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:15,219
And you...
1119
01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,579
Sorry.
you wanna get out of here?
1120
01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:23,979
Can you bring me back
to the party, please, Dave?
1121
01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:26,419
- I need to talk to Sue.
- Okay.
1122
01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:05,779
Maya Angelou...
"I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings."
1123
01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:08,739
- Really, you do?
- Chase, you're not listening.
1124
01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,659
Some parents wanna take it off
the ninth grade reading list
1125
01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:13,859
because they think that...
1126
01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:15,659
Chase.
1127
01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:22,979
Why are telling me this?
1128
01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:25,139
I'm your past-tense
quasi-boyfriend,
1129
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,419
not the American people.
1130
01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,659
Well, what I'm trying to say
1131
01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:33,179
is that both the tense and title
are negotiable.
1132
01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:44,059
Okay, 10 seconds.
1133
01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:56,899
Candy... we're not supposed
to eat it in school,
1134
01:07:57,060 --> 01:08:00,299
yet clubs sell everything
from M&Ms to breath fresheners.
1135
01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:02,499
Today, our investigative report...
1136
01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:04,859
"Dollars and Certs."
1137
01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:10,419
The marching band
couldn't march without it.
1138
01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:13,019
Cheerleaders couldn't cheer
without it...
1139
01:08:13,180 --> 01:08:15,299
Nicole...
1140
01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:17,979
about Friday night...
1141
01:08:19,860 --> 01:08:21,499
It's called an easy-out clause,
Chase,
1142
01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:23,699
'cause it's supposed
to be easy.
1143
01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:29,979
So that's it, huh?
1144
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,739
you need more closure than this?
1145
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,539
No.
1146
01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,099
Guess not.
1147
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:39,139
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1148
01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:46,739
• I'm in with the in-crowd •
1149
01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:50,659
• I go where the in-crowd goes •
1150
01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:53,899
• I'm in with the in-crowd •
1151
01:08:54,060 --> 01:08:58,179
• And I know
what the in-crowd loves... •
1152
01:08:58,340 --> 01:09:00,739
• Any time of the year •
1153
01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:04,219
• Don't you hear... •
1154
01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:07,099
Go! Fight! Win!
1155
01:09:07,260 --> 01:09:10,219
• We cruise up and down
the street... •
1156
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,099
• We get respect
from the people we meet... •
1157
01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:18,179
• Baby! •
1158
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,459
Hey!
1159
01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:24,499
Just give me the key!
1160
01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:29,619
Ugh!
1161
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:38,619
Okay, we're on Wednesday at 8:00,
1162
01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:41,139
Thursday at 8:00,
Friday at 8:05.
1163
01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,859
8:05?
1164
01:09:47,340 --> 01:09:48,899
Not so fast, Ray Neeley.
1165
01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:51,859
I want the guilty party
brought to my office now! Right now!
1166
01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:55,539
Can I just tell you I heard
from one of the office aides
1167
01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:57,939
they gave Ray three weeks
of in-school suspension.
1168
01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:00,459
They should have kicked his ass
all the way out.
1169
01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:03,539
Have you ever talked to the guy?
He is such a complete loser.
1170
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,099
It just figures that he would do
something like this. Stupid-ass.
1171
01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:09,299
Sue, he's gonna be winning
MTV Awards
1172
01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:12,459
while you're still
the local weathergirl.
1173
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:14,499
Well, I guess it's easy
to be a bitch
1174
01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:16,739
now that Brad Seldon's
available again.
1175
01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:19,659
It's easy to be a bitch either way.
1176
01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:23,859
• If it's coming over you •
1177
01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:26,219
• Like it's coming over me... •
1178
01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:28,619
• I'm crashing like a tidal wave... •
1179
01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:31,339
• That drags me out to sea •
1180
01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:34,179
• And I wanna be with you •
1181
01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:37,019
• And you wanna be with me •
1182
01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:39,699
• I'm crashing like a tidal wave... •
1183
01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:42,579
• I don't wanna be •
1184
01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:44,099
• Stranded •
1185
01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:48,179
• Stranded, stranded, stranded •
1186
01:10:48,340 --> 01:10:50,379
• Stranded, stranded •
1187
01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:54,899
• Stranded, stranded... •
1188
01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:57,219
• Stranded, stranded •
1189
01:10:57,380 --> 01:11:01,019
• Stranded, stranded, stranded •
1190
01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:04,939
• Stranded, stranded •
1191
01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:12,139
• If it's coming over you
like it's coming over me... •
1192
01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:13,859
- Hey.
- Hey, Brad.
1193
01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,939
- • I'm crashing like a tidal wave... •
- Everything all right?
1194
01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:20,379
Uh, listen, so about the dance...
1195
01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:23,019
what do you think?
1196
01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:26,339
• I'm crashing like a tidal wave •
1197
01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:29,539
• I don't wanna be •
1198
01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:32,139
• Stranded •
1199
01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:36,459
• Stranded, stranded, stranded •
1200
01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:41,379
• Stranded, stranded •
1201
01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:44,259
• Oh, baby, I miss you •
1202
01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:46,659
• Stranded, stranded •
1203
01:11:46,860 --> 01:11:48,419
• Oh, baby, I need you •
1204
01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:50,179
• Stranded, stranded. •
1205
01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,899
Centennial weekend is here.
1206
01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:54,459
It's time you'll wanna share
with a special someone
1207
01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,859
because it truly is
a once-in-a-lifetime event.
1208
01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:59,539
On behalf of the entire
Centennial Dance Committee,
1209
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:03,139
we look forward to seeing you there
in your formalwear.
1210
01:12:03,340 --> 01:12:05,899
That's a cut.
All right, Ray, let's reset.
1211
01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,899
- Is that all you need?
- yeah, that was great, thanks.
1212
01:12:09,060 --> 01:12:11,059
These will air
all day tomorrow.
1213
01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:13,699
Hey, that sounded good.
1214
01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:15,419
It was bullshit.
1215
01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:19,219
"Share it with someone special."
That's not reality.
1216
01:12:20,780 --> 01:12:23,299
I'm really sorry about Chase.
1217
01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:25,939
I should've known better.
1218
01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,579
My dad did it to my mom.
1219
01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:29,619
Eddie did it to you.
1220
01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:32,419
What's the point?
1221
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,619
you can't give up, Nicole.
1222
01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,819
Why not?
I'm through with it... all of it.
1223
01:12:37,980 --> 01:12:40,179
yeah, but didn't Brad finally
ask you to centennial?
1224
01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:43,219
That's what you've been wanting
all along, isn't it?
1225
01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,499
That's the twisted part.
1226
01:12:45,660 --> 01:12:51,099
I finally got what I wanted,
but it doesn't matter anymore.
1227
01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:53,819
Dee, you're up next.
1228
01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:09,979
Cowabunga, dudes.
1229
01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:11,619
I'm thinking about college.
1230
01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:13,859
you're accepted.
What's left to worry about?
1231
01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:18,299
I'm thinking that maybe I should go
to an East Coast school.
1232
01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:21,139
you know, somewhere where
no one knows me.
1233
01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:24,659
Someplace where I'm not
Designated Dave.
1234
01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:27,819
Why don't you go to State
as planned
1235
01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:29,979
and let Designated Dave
1236
01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:34,259
go off to Long Island
Junior College?
1237
01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,459
Hey, guess who got asked
1238
01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:42,379
to the centennial extravaganza?
1239
01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:44,579
Who's the lucky lady?
1240
01:13:44,740 --> 01:13:46,339
Daughter Judy.
1241
01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,539
- Oh, virtually a date.
- Virtually?
1242
01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:54,019
She's gonna email me her address
right before the dance.
1243
01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:56,379
Are you going?
1244
01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:58,179
Oh, he was going.
1245
01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:03,019
Oh, you mean the horribly freakish
distorted version of your former self?
1246
01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:05,539
yeah.
1247
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:07,899
But now you're back.
1248
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:12,419
Centennial weekend is here.
1249
01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:14,299
It's time you'll wanna share
with a special someone
1250
01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:17,019
because it truly is
a once-in-a-lifetime event.
1251
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,299
On behalf of the entire
Centennial Dance Committee,
1252
01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:22,179
we look forward to seeing you there
in your formalwear.
1253
01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:34,579
Nicole, I'm leaving for the dance now.
1254
01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:36,779
you almost ready?
1255
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:05,219
Okay, here we go.
1256
01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:20,379
Whoa.
1257
01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:29,699
• you only go around once •
1258
01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:33,579
• On this big
spinning planet of love •
1259
01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:35,419
• So don't be wasting my time •
1260
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:38,939
• Telling me
what you're dreaming of •
1261
01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:42,099
• We'll take a rocket to the moon
and when we get that far •
1262
01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:44,779
• I'll hang your coat and hat
upon a shooting star •
1263
01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,899
• So let's live it up,
let's live it up •
1264
01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:50,179
• Let's live it up •
1265
01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:54,459
• Hang up the cat
and put the dog out to dry •
1266
01:15:54,620 --> 01:15:56,819
• My, my,
roll up the bird •
1267
01:15:56,980 --> 01:16:00,019
• Let the alligator wave bye-bye... •
1268
01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,979
Nicole, this place is amazing.
1269
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,779
I mean, you really pulled it off.
1270
01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:05,459
Thanks, Ray.
1271
01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:07,019
And thanks for coming through
at the last minute.
1272
01:16:07,180 --> 01:16:08,979
Well, of course.
1273
01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:11,659
you deserve to be here.
It's the best.
1274
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:17,699
you know,
and you look beautiful.
1275
01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,379
Come on,
let's go spike the punch.
1276
01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,699
By the way, I like your hair.
1277
01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:36,659
Nicole, I'm honestly sorry
about how things worked out.
1278
01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:39,979
I really thought Brad
was gonna ask you.
1279
01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:42,779
He did,
but I already had a date.
1280
01:16:42,940 --> 01:16:45,779
He was bummed,
so I let him know you were easy.
1281
01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:40,739
• yesterday. •
1282
01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:08,979
Nicole?
1283
01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:12,259
Dad?
1284
01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:16,619
Weren't you supposed
to be in Rio?
1285
01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:19,179
No, I'm exactly
where I'm supposed to be.
1286
01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:21,659
For once.
1287
01:18:21,820 --> 01:18:24,299
Gotta start somewhere.
1288
01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:32,659
Ray, this is my dad.
1289
01:18:32,820 --> 01:18:34,979
Oh, yeah? Wow.
It's good to meet you.
1290
01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:36,459
It's a pleasure, Ray.
1291
01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:38,179
Hey, you must be
real proud of Nicole...
1292
01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:41,179
her dreaming this up
and putting it all together.
1293
01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,259
Wow.
1294
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:49,299
It's not bad, is it?
1295
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:51,739
No, not bad at all.
1296
01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:53,779
Okay, have fun.
1297
01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:57,059
I'm going up to the balcony
with the rest of the aged.
1298
01:18:58,460 --> 01:19:00,499
Dinner tomorrow night?
1299
01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,499
Pick me up at 7:00?
1300
01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:06,739
Okay. See ya.
1301
01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,739
And now...
1302
01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:31,179
And now, to officially
get the party started,
1303
01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:33,499
it's time for the dedication
1304
01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:36,739
of the senior class
centennial gift.
1305
01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:39,419
To share in the unveiling,
1306
01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:41,499
I am proud to present
1307
01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:45,699
our own Mr. and Miss Time Zone.
1308
01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:51,339
First up,
Mr. Time Zone himself...
1309
01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,859
Mr. Brad Seldon...
1310
01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:57,419
accompanied by
1311
01:19:57,580 --> 01:20:00,179
Alicia DeGasario.
1312
01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:08,739
And now
Miss Time Zone herself...
1313
01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:11,379
Miss Judy Vine,
1314
01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:14,059
accompanied by her escort...
1315
01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:19,939
Dave!
1316
01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:22,579
...Dave Ednasi.
1317
01:20:26,580 --> 01:20:30,219
- Whoo!
- Dave! Whoo-hoo!
1318
01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:34,099
And now, a moment 100 years
in the making.
1319
01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:37,259
Our senior class
is proud to present...
1320
01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:39,819
Our centennial sculpture.
1321
01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:05,179
Ladies and gentlemen,
Chase Hammond.
1322
01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:24,259
• See that boy,
he looks so fine •
1323
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:26,059
• But he's got a girlfriend,
my, oh, my... •
1324
01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:29,099
The Electrocutes!
Why didn't you tell me?
1325
01:21:29,260 --> 01:21:31,859
I wanted it to be a surprise.
1326
01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:34,779
They don't sound like Brandy.
1327
01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:37,059
That was pretty cool.
1328
01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,979
• Get rid of that girl •
1329
01:21:48,140 --> 01:21:50,179
• Get rid of that girl. •
1330
01:21:57,660 --> 01:22:00,619
I'm glad it was you
at my door tonight.
1331
01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:02,379
Real glad.
1332
01:22:12,540 --> 01:22:14,939
Ray, I'm really having
a good time.
1333
01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:18,859
Man, that makes this
kind of tough to say.
1334
01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:20,979
What?
1335
01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:26,979
Well, it's a far,
far better thing I do
1336
01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:29,699
than I have ever done.
1337
01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:32,259
Ray, it was all a scam.
1338
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:34,339
yeah. Well, it worked.
1339
01:22:39,660 --> 01:22:43,219
• you should have seen
by the look in my eyes... •
1340
01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:46,619
Dad, what are you doing here?
1341
01:22:47,900 --> 01:22:50,619
Dancing.
What are you doing here?
1342
01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:53,939
Dancing.
1343
01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:57,819
- Very good.
- • But you didn't listen •
1344
01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:04,379
• You played dead,
but you never bled •
1345
01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:07,579
• Instead you laid still
in the grass •
1346
01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:10,739
• All coiled up and hissing... •
1347
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:19,499
I was gonna ask to cut in.
1348
01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:21,379
Where's Ray?
1349
01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:24,859
Gone. But you've got
my permission.
1350
01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:27,019
I'm sure you can still catch him.
1351
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:32,739
Actually, I was gonna ask
to dance with you.
1352
01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:37,419
Really?
1353
01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:42,899
• And we're still together... •
1354
01:23:45,260 --> 01:23:47,699
• And I meant •
1355
01:23:47,860 --> 01:23:49,219
• Every word I said •
1356
01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:51,819
• When I said that I loved you... •
1357
01:23:51,980 --> 01:23:54,499
So, who are we making jealous?
1358
01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:56,819
Everyone, Nicole.
1359
01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:58,379
Everyone.
1360
01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:03,139
• And I'm gonna keep on
loving you •
1361
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:07,419
• 'Cause it's the only thing
I wanna do •
1362
01:24:09,180 --> 01:24:11,459
• I don't wanna sleep •
1363
01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:15,019
• I just wanna keep on
loving you •
1364
01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:22,539
• I wanna keep on loving you •
1365
01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:27,539
• I wanna
keep on loving you •
1366
01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:31,779
• I wanna keep on loving you. •
1367
01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:37,139
I don't know that I've ever
been walked to my door before.
1368
01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:40,099
Oh, well, I rented the limo.
1369
01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:41,939
I get to be the guy.
1370
01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:43,659
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
1371
01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:46,899
So, I guess that
makes me the girl, huh?
1372
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:48,579
Right.
1373
01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:55,419
Well, Nicole, I...
1374
01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,979
I had a really lovely time.
1375
01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:01,899
- Call me?
- yeah, whatever.
1376
01:25:23,180 --> 01:25:26,619
Mom?
1377
01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:31,699
Oh, that must have been
an interesting evening.
1378
01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:33,539
Dad.
1379
01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:35,219
Chase.
1380
01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:37,579
- Oh.
- Oh.
1381
01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:42,379
- Should we tell 'em?
- yeah.
1382
01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:45,859
- We're moving in together.
- yeah.
1383
01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:51,099
Obviously, we all need to think
about what this means.
1384
01:25:52,340 --> 01:25:55,179
Sure, well...
1385
01:25:55,340 --> 01:25:57,459
Tell you what... why don't you two
think about it here
1386
01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:59,419
and we'll go think about it
in the tree house.
1387
01:25:59,580 --> 01:26:03,339
• Wig-wam-bam,
gonna make you my ma'am •
1388
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:07,259
• Wam-bam-bam,
gonna get you if I can •
1389
01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:10,859
• Wig-wam-bam,
wanna make you understand •
1390
01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:14,139
• Try a little touch,
try a little too much •
1391
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:17,579
• Just try a little wig-wam-bam •
1392
01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:24,419
• Whoa! Wig-wam-bam
sham-a-lam •
1393
01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:26,779
• Wam-bam-wam
sham-a-lam. •
1394
01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:29,859
• Crazy •
1395
01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:38,539
• Oh •
1396
01:26:39,940 --> 01:26:44,899
• Baby, I'm so into you •
1397
01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:48,939
• you got that something,
what can I do? •
1398
01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:53,859
• Baby, you spin me around •
1399
01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:56,299
• Oh, the earth is moving •
1400
01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:58,779
• But I can't feel the ground •
1401
01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:03,579
• Every time you look at me •
1402
01:27:03,780 --> 01:27:07,299
• My heart is jumping,
it's easy to see •
1403
01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:10,259
• you drive me crazy •
1404
01:27:10,420 --> 01:27:13,179
• I just can't sleep •
1405
01:27:13,340 --> 01:27:17,059
• I'm so excited,
I'm in too deep •
1406
01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:19,659
• Oh oh oh, crazy •
1407
01:27:19,820 --> 01:27:22,579
• But it feels all right •
1408
01:27:22,740 --> 01:27:27,339
• Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night •
1409
01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:32,499
• Tell me you're so into me •
1410
01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:36,819
• That I'm the only one
you will see •
1411
01:27:37,020 --> 01:27:41,539
• Tell me I'm not in the blue •
1412
01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:43,619
• Oh, that I'm not a-wasting •
1413
01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:46,259
• My feelings on you •
1414
01:27:46,420 --> 01:27:51,539
• Every time I look at you •
1415
01:27:51,740 --> 01:27:55,099
• My heart is jumping,
what can I do? •
1416
01:27:55,260 --> 01:27:58,019
• you drive me crazy •
1417
01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:01,059
• I just can't sleep •
1418
01:28:01,220 --> 01:28:04,619
• I'm so excited,
I'm in too deep •
1419
01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,179
• Oh oh oh, crazy •
1420
01:28:07,380 --> 01:28:10,059
• But it feels all right •
1421
01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:14,259
• Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night •
1422
01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:18,819
• Oh •
1423
01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:21,139
• Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah •
1424
01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:23,699
• you drive me crazy •
1425
01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:25,139
• Oh •
1426
01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,299
- • Sing it •
- • Whoa oh oh, crazy •
1427
01:28:28,460 --> 01:28:29,739
• yeah! •
1428
01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:31,539
• yeah, yeah, yeah •
1429
01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:35,579
• Ooh-ooh •
1430
01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:37,339
• Stop! •
1431
01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:46,899
• Oh •
1432
01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:50,699
• Baby •
1433
01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:53,379
• Ooh ow, oh, yeah! •
1434
01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:57,739
• you drive me crazy, baby •
1435
01:28:57,900 --> 01:28:59,699
• Excited •
1436
01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:02,779
• I'm in too deep,
oh oh oh •
1437
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:07,019
• Oh, but it feels all right •
1438
01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:10,899
• Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night •
1439
01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:13,739
• you drive me crazy •
1440
01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:17,099
• I just can't sleep •
1441
01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:20,699
• I'm so excited,
I'm in too deep •
1442
01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:23,299
• Oh oh oh, crazy •
1443
01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,259
• But it feels all right •
1444
01:29:26,460 --> 01:29:30,779
• Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night •
1445
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:32,819
- • Sing it •
- • Crazy •
1446
01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:34,939
• Oh •
1447
01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:37,299
- • Oh •
- • Crazy •
1448
01:29:37,460 --> 01:29:39,819
• Ooh ow, oh yeah •
1449
01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:42,219
• you drive me crazy •
1450
01:29:42,380 --> 01:29:45,299
• But it feels all right •
1451
01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:49,819
• Baby, thinking of you
keeps me up all night. •
1452
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:52,339
K-86 Rock block.
1453
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:55,059
They're out of this world!
1454
01:29:55,220 --> 01:29:58,819
• For a meatier burger,
come to Meteor Burger •
1455
01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:02,419
• Where the burgers are meatier... •
1456
01:30:02,620 --> 01:30:05,339
If you want a burger
that's thicker, juicier,
1457
01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:07,979
or out of this world,
come to Meteor Burger,
1458
01:30:08,140 --> 01:30:10,979
located on the Timothy Zonin
Parkway at Elm Boulevard.
1459
01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:16,579
Meteor Burger...
home of the double thick Space Shake!
1460
01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:19,979
• For a meatier burger,
come to Meteor Burger •
1461
01:30:20,180 --> 01:30:23,619
• Where the burgers are meatier. •
1462
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:32,339
• Hail, hail,
Timothy Zonin High School •
1463
01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:36,899
• Steadfast, true, and tried •
1464
01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:40,699
• Hail, hail,
Timothy Zonin High School •
1465
01:30:40,860 --> 01:30:45,379
• Home of the Tigers pride •
1466
01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:49,219
• From the hallowed hills
of Rudland •
1467
01:30:49,420 --> 01:30:53,779
• To a distant shore •
1468
01:30:53,940 --> 01:30:57,819
• Hail, hail,
Timothy Zonin High School •
1469
01:30:57,980 --> 01:31:02,059
• Loyal evermore. •
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