1 00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:41,659 Oh, man. 2 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:44,659 - I am so wired. - More so than usual? 3 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:46,219 Way more. 4 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,579 I made a model of centennial last night complete with guests. 5 00:00:48,740 --> 00:00:49,739 I stayed up all night. 6 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:52,379 I've got the entire thing planned out, every detail. 7 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:56,339 you didn't sleep? you should have slept. 8 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:58,179 I'm a freak, aren't I? 9 00:00:58,340 --> 00:01:00,779 No, you're just very... focused. 10 00:01:00,940 --> 00:01:04,619 Exactly. So what do you think of my mom's red halter? 11 00:01:04,780 --> 00:01:08,139 For your interview today? It's a little slutty. 12 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:11,459 Let me rephrase. What do you think Brad'll think of my mom's red halter? 13 00:01:11,620 --> 00:01:13,779 I think Brad has better taste than that. 14 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:16,619 Really? Okay, see you in a minute. 15 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:37,659 Got milk? 16 00:01:37,820 --> 00:01:39,259 Thanks a lot. you're a lifesaver. 17 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:41,579 - You're welcome. - Sorry about that. 18 00:01:41,740 --> 00:01:43,619 - It's goat's milk. - Uh-huh. 19 00:01:45,180 --> 00:01:49,139 Dad, bring the milk home. 20 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:51,499 Come on, Dad. Come on. 21 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:57,899 Dad, can I take the milk off your hands? 22 00:01:58,060 --> 00:02:00,499 - Good morning, Chase. - Good morning, Mrs. Maris. 23 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:02,819 Mom, can I borrow your red halter? 24 00:02:02,980 --> 00:02:04,339 Oh. 25 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:05,699 Would you look at that? 26 00:02:05,860 --> 00:02:07,939 They'll be away at college next year. 27 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:09,259 Time flies. 28 00:02:09,420 --> 00:02:12,579 Seems like only yesterday they were practically living together 29 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:14,459 in that old tree house. 30 00:02:14,620 --> 00:02:15,859 - Dad, milk. - Mom. 31 00:02:16,020 --> 00:02:18,339 Seriously, you two used to do everything together. 32 00:02:18,500 --> 00:02:20,859 What happened? 33 00:02:22,060 --> 00:02:24,419 Junior high happened. 34 00:02:27,060 --> 00:02:29,579 Hey! Whoo! 35 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,419 Hi. How you doing? 36 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:42,899 • If you told me to • 37 00:02:43,100 --> 00:02:46,699 • Well, I'd do anything • 38 00:02:46,860 --> 00:02:48,459 • And if I ever touched you... • 39 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:49,859 • I'd die • 40 00:02:50,060 --> 00:02:52,899 • Oh, I could have said • 41 00:02:53,060 --> 00:02:57,579 • I wanted you or told you something true • 42 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,499 • If I really wanted you • 43 00:02:59,700 --> 00:03:01,379 • I'd lie • 44 00:03:02,660 --> 00:03:07,259 • And I told you everything's well • 45 00:03:08,740 --> 00:03:10,699 • Yeah, I know just what I'd say... • 46 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:13,699 - Hi! - • your Firebird is most amazing • 47 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:16,419 • Turbo whoa-oh • 48 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:18,299 • Teen • 49 00:03:27,940 --> 00:03:29,739 • Now she's at it again • 50 00:03:29,900 --> 00:03:33,379 • I see her every weekend • 51 00:03:33,540 --> 00:03:36,219 • Wish I had a dime for every time • 52 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:38,379 • Oh, I • 53 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,419 • Coca-Cola with a cigarette • 54 00:03:40,580 --> 00:03:43,579 • On a patio with her hair still wet • 55 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,859 • She's the girl with the rocking horse • 56 00:03:46,020 --> 00:03:47,219 • On her blinds • 57 00:03:47,380 --> 00:03:50,099 • Oh, I know her • 58 00:03:50,260 --> 00:03:54,099 • Every time • 59 00:03:55,180 --> 00:03:57,099 • Yeah, I know just what I'd say • 60 00:03:57,260 --> 00:03:59,779 • your Firebird is most amazing • 61 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,659 • Turbo whoa-oh • 62 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:05,859 • Teen • 63 00:04:06,020 --> 00:04:08,299 • But I won't mean it. • 64 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,139 Wake up, Time Zone High. 65 00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,499 - Morning, Tom. - Morning, Sue. 66 00:04:35,660 --> 00:04:38,459 Our top story: centennial. Only two months to go. 67 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,499 And as the 100th anniversary of TZH approaches, 68 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,659 - excitement mounts. - That's right, Sue. 69 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:45,899 And here to take that excitement up a notch 70 00:04:46,060 --> 00:04:47,619 is a "Wake Up, Time Zone" special: 71 00:04:47,780 --> 00:04:51,259 Centennial... your 100-year event. 72 00:04:51,420 --> 00:04:53,339 In only six weeks, 73 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,219 it will be exactly 100 years since Timothy Zonin 74 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:58,099 founded Timothy Zonin High. 75 00:04:58,260 --> 00:05:00,339 And both students and alumni alike are preparing 76 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,499 an unforgettable Centennial Week. 77 00:05:02,660 --> 00:05:06,699 Centennial Committee spokesperson Nicole Maris expects a huge cro 78 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:10,219 Our centennial bash is the culmination of a weeklong series of events. 79 00:05:10,380 --> 00:05:12,419 It's gonna be the greatest night of our lives. 80 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:15,699 Something this big only comes along once every hundred years. 81 00:05:15,860 --> 00:05:18,539 We're making the most of it so you can make the most of it. 82 00:05:21,580 --> 00:05:23,619 So, where are we on the senior class skit? 83 00:05:23,780 --> 00:05:26,859 - Are we doing the sculpture idea? - Yes, it's a good idea. 84 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:29,339 Nicole, how's the rest of the budget looking? 85 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:32,259 - $16,372... - Good, we'll need it. 86 00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:35,299 Rupert and I are working on a deal for a jumbo screen. 87 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:38,219 - It's sick. - Are parents invited or only alumni? 88 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:41,859 Both. Tradition. Everyone's invited. 89 00:05:43,220 --> 00:05:44,379 Why are we doing this again? 90 00:05:44,540 --> 00:05:45,899 - As a protest. - Of what? 91 00:05:46,060 --> 00:05:47,379 - People, right? - Sheep. 92 00:05:47,540 --> 00:05:49,779 Check, Dave. We're doing this to protest sheep. 93 00:05:49,940 --> 00:05:51,739 And what specifically about sheep do we object to? 94 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:55,099 - Chase. - General herding mentality. 95 00:05:56,580 --> 00:06:00,459 Man, look at 'em down there. yeah, drink your mochaccinos. 96 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,979 Sing along to Céline Dion. 97 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:09,219 What? 98 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,899 • And just outside I can hear the sounds • 99 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:17,739 - • Of the early morning street... • - What's going on?! 100 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:20,259 • And the hum of the engines • 101 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:22,259 • Of the cars on the street • 102 00:06:22,420 --> 00:06:25,059 • yeah, on the street • 103 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:27,939 • And just outside I can see my breath • 104 00:06:28,100 --> 00:06:30,099 - • In between the words... • - Aw. 105 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,219 • That fogs my spinning head • 106 00:06:32,380 --> 00:06:35,619 • This is the • 107 00:06:35,780 --> 00:06:39,019 • This is the same old story of growing up and getting lost • 108 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:41,099 • This is the same old story of growing up • 109 00:06:41,260 --> 00:06:43,099 • And getting lost. • 110 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,299 Sprinklers. 111 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:53,179 you guys. 112 00:06:53,340 --> 00:06:54,939 Sprinklers. 113 00:06:55,140 --> 00:06:58,219 - Us guys. - you got it. 114 00:06:58,380 --> 00:07:00,459 - Sprinklers. - Exactly. 115 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:03,219 - Us guys. - That's right. 116 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,939 Sprinklers. 117 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:08,219 Suspension. 118 00:07:08,380 --> 00:07:10,179 I'm dead. 119 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:13,139 Not you, Ednasi. These two recidivists. 120 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:17,339 Come on. Sprinklers with orange water. 121 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:20,179 If anything's to blame, it's school spirit. 122 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:23,939 He's right. School spirit... there's your culprit. 123 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:26,459 you, remove the shades, stand up. 124 00:07:26,620 --> 00:07:28,459 - you, too, Chase. - Me? 125 00:07:28,620 --> 00:07:31,299 I need a comparison. 126 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:34,339 I always forget. 127 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:37,499 Are the pupils supposed to be smaller or bigger? 128 00:07:37,660 --> 00:07:40,699 Well, that all depends. 129 00:07:40,860 --> 00:07:43,139 Am I free to go? 130 00:07:49,500 --> 00:07:52,139 • Lift me up... • 131 00:07:52,300 --> 00:07:55,099 • And pull me closer... • 132 00:07:58,340 --> 00:08:00,579 I think that you really got through to them today. 133 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:03,699 When the orange water hit the Centennial Committee table, 134 00:08:03,860 --> 00:08:06,179 I almost cried, I was laughing so hard. 135 00:08:06,380 --> 00:08:07,379 But you never laugh. 136 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:10,419 Well, it was on the inside. 137 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:14,219 • She's the one • 138 00:08:14,380 --> 00:08:16,739 • Who lives the fire • 139 00:08:18,700 --> 00:08:20,859 • See a side • 140 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:23,539 • you'll never know • 141 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:31,219 • I need someone to be around • 142 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:35,659 • 'Cause I'm breaking into lies. • 143 00:08:35,820 --> 00:08:39,579 - Hey, Brad. - Nicole, what's up? 144 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:41,339 What are you doing? 145 00:08:41,540 --> 00:08:45,419 Just waiting for my dad. Our monthly meeting. 146 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:49,739 you know, to keep in touch every fourth Friday, 4:00. 147 00:08:49,900 --> 00:08:52,899 - At least that's the plan. - Oh, that's cool. 148 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:57,059 you were really good on TV today, talking about centennial and all. 149 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,299 Thanks. 150 00:08:58,460 --> 00:09:00,899 Well, it's a lot of work, but it's worth it. 151 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:03,619 Hmm. Hey, um... 152 00:09:03,780 --> 00:09:06,739 do you wanna go to, uh... 153 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:09,259 down to Shoe World with me? 154 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:12,139 Shoe World, oh. 155 00:09:12,300 --> 00:09:15,099 I can't. My dad. 156 00:09:15,260 --> 00:09:18,899 But he's always late. you wanna help me finish these fries? 157 00:09:19,900 --> 00:09:21,899 I'd better not get in the way. 158 00:09:22,060 --> 00:09:24,019 I gotta pick up some new kicks for the game tonight. 159 00:09:25,060 --> 00:09:27,219 Okay. Well, I'll see you there. 160 00:09:27,420 --> 00:09:30,259 you're coming! Right on. 161 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:47,259 It's a time-out for the Tigers! 162 00:09:50,980 --> 00:09:52,619 Why hasn't he asked me yet? 163 00:09:52,820 --> 00:09:56,459 Well, there is one other option for Bradley's centennial date. 164 00:09:56,620 --> 00:10:00,179 you said the whole provincial event barely registers on your radar, 165 00:10:00,340 --> 00:10:02,659 that you'd be happy to go with toast. 166 00:10:02,820 --> 00:10:05,739 I said Brad has all the appeal of toast. 167 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,659 - There's a difference. - Come on, look at him. 168 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:08,819 yeah? 169 00:10:08,980 --> 00:10:11,019 All I'm saying is that there's a process. 170 00:10:11,180 --> 00:10:14,299 Sure, it's not written down, but I have given all the appropriate signs, 171 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,979 and Brad knows the rules. 172 00:10:17,140 --> 00:10:19,619 Look, it's Designated Dave. 173 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:23,179 Alicia, I've got a message from Brad. 174 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:26,459 Can I talk to you for a second in private? 175 00:10:36,100 --> 00:10:38,459 The fact of the matter is that the Chinese government 176 00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,139 is so afraid of the Dalai Lama, 177 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:41,779 they actually outlawed his likeness. 178 00:10:41,940 --> 00:10:44,699 So, Ray, when are you gonna take over "Wake Up, Time Zone" 179 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,499 and get some real moves on? 180 00:10:46,660 --> 00:10:49,819 It's all that school spirit bullshit propaganda. 181 00:10:49,980 --> 00:10:52,459 Excitement mounts as centennial nears. 182 00:10:52,620 --> 00:10:55,019 Ray is a plotter. 183 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:56,779 - Mm-hmm. - Watch. you'll see. 184 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:58,139 One day we're gonna look up in homeroom 185 00:10:58,340 --> 00:11:01,699 - and "Wake Up, Time Zone" will be... - Vivisection. 186 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:05,219 ...completely revolutionized. - Hi, I'm Joshua Hill, 187 00:11:05,380 --> 00:11:08,019 from the university's chapter of ALF. 188 00:11:08,180 --> 00:11:11,339 - That's Animal Liberation Front. - Alf? 189 00:11:11,500 --> 00:11:13,979 I think when you see what I'm about to show you what's going on 190 00:11:14,140 --> 00:11:16,499 in our laboratories right here on campus, 191 00:11:16,660 --> 00:11:20,579 you'll understand why we're taking just a few minutes of your time. 192 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:23,179 Lights. 193 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:28,099 "Biomedical research"... that's the two-word excuse... 194 00:11:28,260 --> 00:11:31,819 - you ready to go, go, go? - Chase, I wanna see this. 195 00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:36,219 When asked about the abuses taking place in the laboratory... 196 00:11:36,420 --> 00:11:39,819 Defense! Defense! Defense! 197 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,939 Seldon appears to be okay, 198 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,779 but it's a time-out for the Tigers. 199 00:12:06,380 --> 00:12:08,899 - I hope he's not hurt. - yeah, me, too. 200 00:12:09,060 --> 00:12:12,299 I'm thrilled to report Brad's exercised the next element of protocol. 201 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,659 Dave was an emissary? 202 00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,019 He asked me if I thought if Brad asked you 203 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,299 to share the evening and if you'd say yes. 204 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:20,619 - And? - And so I told him to tell Brad 205 00:12:20,780 --> 00:12:23,299 that you said that a real man works without a net. 206 00:12:23,460 --> 00:12:27,379 - you what? - Relax. He's all yours. 207 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,779 Scheming socialite snags dream date. 208 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,019 • Buy a ticket • 209 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:38,459 • Forget the change... • 210 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,379 Chase, do you have to get so close? 211 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:42,859 - Closer is louder! - That's my point! 212 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:46,019 - Mine, too. - We can't talk up there. 213 00:12:46,180 --> 00:12:48,459 We talked in the car. 214 00:12:52,820 --> 00:12:54,499 Is something in particular on your mind? 215 00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:56,739 I just don't see why you won't come with us tomorrow night. 216 00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:59,139 - To ALF? - Come on, it's right up your alley. 217 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:01,979 I told you already. I'm not interested. Drop it. 218 00:13:02,140 --> 00:13:05,659 Look, you go, okay? Knock yourself out. 219 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:07,499 I don't get you. 220 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:10,499 I mean, you spend half your life in detention protesting Hanson 221 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:12,459 - or the constipated hitter... - Designated hitter. 222 00:13:12,620 --> 00:13:14,019 Whatever. 223 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:16,499 But when it comes to something really important... 224 00:13:16,660 --> 00:13:18,619 What? 225 00:13:18,780 --> 00:13:21,299 You think you're so James Dean, Chase. 226 00:13:21,460 --> 00:13:25,019 But all this so-called rebellion... it's a joke. 227 00:13:27,180 --> 00:13:29,459 We're breaking up, aren't we? 228 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,859 I just think that we're headed in different directions. 229 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,699 That's all. 230 00:13:51,020 --> 00:13:55,899 • your big day • 231 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:08,139 • your big day. • 232 00:14:20,180 --> 00:14:22,059 Are you stoned? 233 00:14:22,220 --> 00:14:24,659 Are you serious? 234 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:27,539 It's 9:00 p.m. 235 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,739 yeah, so it is. 236 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,659 you didn't get out of bed all day. 237 00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:35,179 Then wouldn't the correct question be, 238 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,259 "Son, are you ill?" 239 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:41,019 - Are you? - No. 240 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:48,099 Are you stoned? 241 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,939 you could tell me, you know. I'd be cool. 242 00:14:50,100 --> 00:14:52,619 yeah, I know you'd be cool. 243 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:54,379 And what is that supposed to mean? 244 00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,259 It means I've read your yearbook. 245 00:14:56,420 --> 00:15:00,219 "Onward through the fog. Light up and party. 246 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:04,459 Have sex, be free, we're the class of '73." 247 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:07,339 Are you stoned? 248 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:10,739 Dad, until you come in here 249 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,499 and see a black light and felt Led Zeppelin poster, 250 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,619 rest easy. 251 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,659 Promise? 252 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:19,619 Promise. 253 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,619 Mr. Hammond. 254 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:25,899 - yo, rise and shine. - We've got dates. 255 00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,579 Dates? 256 00:15:28,780 --> 00:15:32,379 • But I enjoy making some noise, fooling around • 257 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,939 • I listen to the sound • 258 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,259 • You and I get and everything's set • 259 00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:40,859 • Be sure you know how to have a real good time... • 260 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:42,899 What are you doing? 261 00:15:43,060 --> 00:15:46,139 If security asks, just come over here and do your job. 262 00:15:46,340 --> 00:15:50,899 Nicole, I'm afraid I've got some news. 263 00:15:51,060 --> 00:15:52,299 yeah? 264 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,139 Adonis jock falls hard for rival spirit head. 265 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,499 Translation? 266 00:15:56,660 --> 00:15:59,139 The cheerleader from Apex, the one he landed on 267 00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,739 last week in the game. 268 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,019 The slut who pretended she couldn't get out of his way? 269 00:16:03,180 --> 00:16:06,859 That's the one. He loves her. 270 00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:10,179 Tsk. Love. Like I care. 271 00:16:11,980 --> 00:16:13,339 Wait a minute. 272 00:16:13,500 --> 00:16:15,419 Who's he taking to our school centennial? 273 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,099 That would be her. 274 00:16:18,260 --> 00:16:21,339 • Be sure you know how to have a real good time. • 275 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,419 What are we doing? 276 00:16:26,580 --> 00:16:29,419 I don't know. She swore she'd be here with friends, 277 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:31,299 you know, for safety. 278 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,459 She swore? Who is this chick? 279 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:37,499 - Daughter Judy. - Maybe she had to walk Astro. 280 00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,339 Daughter Judy's her screen name. 281 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,179 We've been emailing each other. She's way into space. 282 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:46,939 - Cyber girls are hot. - Oh, yeah. 283 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,819 I've never kissed another girl. 284 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:53,739 I've never kissed Chase Hammond at the Skate Palace in sixth grade. 285 00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,379 Chase Hammond? I never did it with anything requiring batteries. 286 00:16:57,540 --> 00:16:59,299 Ooh! 287 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:02,219 All right, that's enough. 288 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:09,659 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 289 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:13,059 - Gotta go. - What? Wait, wait. 290 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:15,419 I thought you weren't gonna do that "safe ride" shit this year. 291 00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:17,899 Dude, colleges look at extracurricular activities, man. 292 00:17:18,060 --> 00:17:20,379 Dave, you're in. That's not why you do it. 293 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:23,499 - Oh, yeah? Then why? - you wanna know why? 294 00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:27,379 It's the same reason you're the manager of the basketball team... 295 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,059 you wanna be one of them. 296 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,099 Who is this "them"? People too drunk to drive? 297 00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:35,459 you're with your two best friends waiting for girls, 298 00:17:35,620 --> 00:17:38,019 one of them quite possibly Princess Leia, 299 00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:41,099 and you wanna leave so that some jock will pat you on the head. 300 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:44,539 I'm going. 301 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,739 You should know that half the party now believes 302 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,459 you have a part-time job at a gentlemen's cabaret. 303 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,899 Like it matters. Drive me home. 304 00:17:53,060 --> 00:17:54,779 you gotta be kidding. 305 00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:58,499 Puke on my leather interior? I got your ride taken care of. 306 00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,459 - This way. - Prince Charming is a dick. 307 00:18:01,620 --> 00:18:03,499 Bring on the frogs. 308 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,419 Ribbit! 309 00:18:08,780 --> 00:18:11,099 you called for a safe ride? 310 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:17,219 Okay, watch your head. 311 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:19,059 I learned that on "Cops." 312 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:20,979 you know where she lives? 313 00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:23,259 Oh, I think I can find it. 314 00:18:23,420 --> 00:18:26,299 Yo, Designated Dave, you got room for one more, man? 315 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,499 Sure. 316 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:30,299 Hey, perhaps we could get you some fries with that. 317 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,659 Yeah. Fries, a Coke and... 318 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,459 What about a milk shake? 319 00:18:35,620 --> 00:18:37,099 Get yourself a Happy Meal. 320 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,819 Girl gets two-faced boy in back seat. 321 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,619 Violence anticipated. 322 00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,659 There are rules, you know? 323 00:18:54,860 --> 00:18:56,779 - Rules? - Rules. 324 00:18:56,940 --> 00:18:59,499 - What rules? - Seniors rule! 325 00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,819 you don't send Designated Dave to ask if I'll go with you 326 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:04,059 if you don't plan on following through with the offer. 327 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:06,539 I was going to. I was going to. 328 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:08,179 It's just that... 329 00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:11,139 - He just... - Shut up! 330 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:14,459 I don't know. I... I fell in love. 331 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,899 So I heard. 332 00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:21,059 High school love is for saps, Brad, or haven't you heard? 333 00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:24,299 Now I'm left alone with the embarrassment and alienation 334 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:27,579 of having to go stag to one of the biggest nights of our lives? 335 00:19:27,740 --> 00:19:31,099 Not very likely. I might as well skip it. 336 00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,899 Turn that thing off or I'm gonna go Sean young on your ass! 337 00:19:34,060 --> 00:19:35,859 I think she means Sean Penn. 338 00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:39,059 That's good. Sean young scares me. 339 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,379 Yuck it up, clowns. 340 00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:42,899 yeah, if you enjoy my humiliation, 341 00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:44,739 Monday at Time Zone should be a real "hootenin." 342 00:19:44,900 --> 00:19:46,699 It's hootenanny. 343 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,899 I'm sorry. Look, I... 344 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:54,419 Hey, can you just drop me off here? 345 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:56,219 But we're still a couple blocks away from your house. 346 00:19:56,420 --> 00:19:58,139 you heard the man. 347 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,739 - Okay, bye, meng. - Vaya con dios. 348 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,779 - Later, Chase. - Nicole, wait. 349 00:20:07,180 --> 00:20:09,379 If your mom's awake, she's gonna see right through 350 00:20:09,540 --> 00:20:11,619 that Dean Martin impression. 351 00:20:11,780 --> 00:20:13,899 I'll sneak you through the back. 352 00:20:17,180 --> 00:20:19,299 What? 353 00:20:21,740 --> 00:20:24,219 Her car's not here. 354 00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,539 She's not home. 355 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:30,539 Okay, bye. 356 00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:34,219 • yeah, yeah, yeah • 357 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:40,659 • Ooh, when I wake up • 358 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:43,619 • And open my eyes • 359 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:45,939 • I try my best • 360 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:48,779 - • To make the time... • - Moron. 361 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:52,539 One eyebrow. Taking Georgia Ann Warner. 362 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,819 Failed health. Taking Sue. 363 00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:59,339 Taking Dee Vine. 364 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,459 • Sweet memory • 365 00:21:02,620 --> 00:21:06,899 • In a picture of you, all my memories • 366 00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:10,659 • Someday a story... • 367 00:21:10,820 --> 00:21:12,779 Refers to himself as the de-virginator. 368 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:14,259 • In a picture of you • 369 00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:18,939 • And a picture of me • 370 00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:20,979 • Ooh-ooh, yeah • 371 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:25,819 • I try, but I still see your face • 372 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:29,499 • Hammering on the screen... • 373 00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:35,099 Give it up, bonehead. 374 00:21:35,260 --> 00:21:38,019 Princess Leia ain't coming. 375 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,099 Take me to centennial, Chase. 376 00:21:40,260 --> 00:21:41,939 Nicole? 377 00:21:45,700 --> 00:21:49,299 - How'd you get this number? - I remembered it. 378 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,859 Take me? 379 00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,859 - You're drunk. - I'm desperate. 380 00:21:54,020 --> 00:21:56,819 Oh, well, when you put it that way. 381 00:21:56,980 --> 00:21:59,979 you're not offended, so don't pretend to be. 382 00:22:00,140 --> 00:22:02,779 My guess... you're intrigued. 383 00:22:02,940 --> 00:22:06,739 - I am? - Word's out, Dulcie dropped you. 384 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:11,019 - Yeah, well... - Well, you have a tiny idea how I feel. 385 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,899 Look, I know you probably don't give a damn 386 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,139 about the centennial or me, 387 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,619 and that's fine, but starting Monday, 388 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:20,899 I'm gonna be treated like the biggest loser ever at Time Zone. 389 00:22:21,060 --> 00:22:22,699 The same girls dishing out fake sympathy 390 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:24,939 will be laughing behind my back. 391 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:26,619 Some of them will try to set me up out of pity, 392 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,059 but I'll know every time I walk in a room and it gets suddenly quiet, 393 00:22:29,220 --> 00:22:32,499 they were just talking about my monumental failure. 394 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:36,379 We can save each other from disgrace. 395 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:39,739 Each other? What's in it for me? 396 00:22:42,060 --> 00:22:43,899 If you have to ask, 397 00:22:44,060 --> 00:22:45,939 you're not as smart as you think you are. 398 00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:51,059 you need to sleep on it, get back to me. 399 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:02,859 Hey, it's Dulcie. 400 00:23:03,020 --> 00:23:05,259 If you want me to get back to you, leave three ways that high school sucks. 401 00:23:06,940 --> 00:23:11,459 There's the rampant homophobia, no pep rallies for the debate team, 402 00:23:11,660 --> 00:23:14,779 which leads to the greater issue, I'm sure, 403 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:18,859 of the highly fascist nature of pep rallies in general, 404 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,539 speeches, saluting banners. 405 00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:25,459 I think you see where I'm going with this. 406 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:29,779 And finally, it sucks 407 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:33,739 because when you break up with someone, 408 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:37,179 you can't escape them, 409 00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:41,859 and it kills you to see them every day. 410 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:45,899 Dulcie, call me tonight. 411 00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:49,179 I don't care what time... 412 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,819 Let's agree on an easy-out clause. 413 00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:34,299 Obviously. 414 00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:41,539 We can't do this halfway. 415 00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,059 you know, if we expect people to buy it, 416 00:24:43,220 --> 00:24:45,019 it's gotta feel real through and through. 417 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:47,379 That makes sense. 418 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:49,739 If you really wanna get Dulcie back, 419 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:53,539 it's gonna require some severe measures. 420 00:24:54,540 --> 00:24:56,619 Define "severe." 421 00:24:56,780 --> 00:25:01,219 To start, you can't wear 422 00:25:01,380 --> 00:25:03,219 anything you own. 423 00:25:04,660 --> 00:25:06,219 Probably not. 424 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:10,499 Not and... we need to clean you up. 425 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:14,299 How up are we talking about? 426 00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:17,619 Listen, Chase, 427 00:25:17,780 --> 00:25:21,659 to make an impact, you have to go to extremes. 428 00:25:29,740 --> 00:25:31,899 Let's do it. 429 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:34,059 Nice hat. 430 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:44,419 • Here we go • 431 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:48,899 • Something tells me that I've been here before... • 432 00:25:49,060 --> 00:25:50,419 Come on! 433 00:25:50,580 --> 00:25:54,179 • Even though I might be dreaming • 434 00:25:54,340 --> 00:25:56,899 • I don't care, I want more... • 435 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:58,579 Hi, welcome to the Gap. 436 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:02,699 • But I don't know • 437 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:05,779 • What's happening, please • 438 00:26:05,940 --> 00:26:10,019 • Is this really happening to me? • 439 00:26:10,180 --> 00:26:14,299 • Is this really happening to me? • 440 00:26:14,460 --> 00:26:18,179 • Is this really happening to me? • 441 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:22,979 • Is this really happening to me? • 442 00:26:24,340 --> 00:26:26,899 - Nicole? - Oh, hey, Ray. 443 00:26:27,100 --> 00:26:30,979 Hey. Look, I just want you to know that I know you're screwed. 444 00:26:31,140 --> 00:26:32,459 About the dance, I mean. 445 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:35,979 And, um, well, I guess what I'm trying to say is that 446 00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:39,379 if it comes down to panic time and you still don't have a date, 447 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:42,819 and you're, like, really desperate, 448 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:44,659 well, I'd take you. 449 00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:46,499 I'd be honored. 450 00:26:46,660 --> 00:26:48,699 Oh, that's sweet, Ray, 451 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,139 but, well, when Chase and I got out of the car the other night, 452 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,979 we kind of decided we'd go together. 453 00:26:53,140 --> 00:26:55,699 Chase? My Chase? 454 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:02,619 I got it. 455 00:27:02,780 --> 00:27:04,339 Hey, this is funnier than you dressing up 456 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,099 for last year's Junior Miss Pageant, man. 457 00:27:07,260 --> 00:27:09,819 Ray. Hey, Nicole. 458 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:12,019 So I'm glad to see you're out of your doldrums. 459 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:15,019 That hair, guy, is just... 460 00:27:15,180 --> 00:27:17,419 Hey, so, Nicole, remember what I said. 461 00:27:17,580 --> 00:27:20,939 I'm serious. If you want. 462 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:28,099 Well, this is real convincing. I'm a walking punch line. 463 00:27:28,260 --> 00:27:31,539 But who gets the last laugh? See you after school, hon. 464 00:27:35,100 --> 00:27:38,019 Shit. Hurry, Dave. I promised Ray we'd take him to work. 465 00:27:38,180 --> 00:27:39,619 Are you going to explain this to me? 466 00:27:39,780 --> 00:27:41,859 - Explain what? - This. What are you trying to pull? 467 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:43,259 Nothing. It's a big-ass mistake. 468 00:27:43,420 --> 00:27:44,739 I thought it would make Dulcie come back. 469 00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:46,179 Seriously? How? 470 00:27:46,340 --> 00:27:48,819 Can you think of anything that would make Dulcie freak out more 471 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:51,739 than me with "Miss School Spirit" Nicole Maris? 472 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:58,899 - He still thinks I'm joking. - So what are you doing? 473 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:02,499 you know, to make an impact, you have to go to extremes. 474 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:06,019 Did I just hear something about extremes? 475 00:28:06,180 --> 00:28:07,699 It's real extreme, all right. 476 00:28:09,300 --> 00:28:10,939 Why'd you do it? 477 00:28:11,100 --> 00:28:13,059 Time for a change. 478 00:28:13,220 --> 00:28:14,859 It's not you. 479 00:28:15,020 --> 00:28:17,539 Who knows who I am? 480 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:19,979 I do. 481 00:28:22,060 --> 00:28:24,619 Don't let Nicole Maris change you. 482 00:28:24,780 --> 00:28:26,579 I'll be all right. 483 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:30,059 yeah. 484 00:28:35,940 --> 00:28:37,699 Dave, do you mind stopping off at the mall? 485 00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:40,539 I wanna pick up a Swatch. 486 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,699 Nicole, can you come in here, honey? 487 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:48,419 So, what are we burning today? 488 00:28:48,620 --> 00:28:51,139 Fields of Jasmine for improved circulation? 489 00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:54,059 Strawberry Explosion for brain power? 490 00:28:54,220 --> 00:28:57,339 - your dad called. - Why? 491 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,499 He said that he'll meet you at 12:00 noon on Sunday 492 00:29:00,660 --> 00:29:02,019 at Jefferson Park. 493 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:04,899 He promised he'd show up this time. 494 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:10,459 So get out there and support the Tigers 495 00:29:10,620 --> 00:29:11,779 on their march to a state championship. 496 00:29:11,940 --> 00:29:14,659 - Look, we're going to that. - A basketball game? 497 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:21,059 That wasn't part of the arrangement. 498 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,139 A necessary evil, Chase. 499 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,979 We have to look chummy, remember? 500 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:27,099 And the benefit of that? 501 00:29:27,260 --> 00:29:28,659 We're in this together. 502 00:29:28,820 --> 00:29:30,219 From my point of view, 503 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:32,219 it's okay to look like I'm going to the dance with a friend. 504 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:34,979 It's not okay to look like I paid a guy to take me. 505 00:29:35,140 --> 00:29:37,579 I could be getting paid? 506 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,579 yeah! 507 00:29:51,980 --> 00:29:54,979 So, how does it compare? 508 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:57,099 To what? 509 00:29:57,260 --> 00:29:59,659 Protests, clove cigarettes, bongos... 510 00:29:59,860 --> 00:30:02,939 - whatever it is you beatniks do. - We prefer "disaffected youth." 511 00:30:03,100 --> 00:30:05,019 Okay, so... 512 00:30:05,180 --> 00:30:06,699 More pep. 513 00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:08,579 The monopoly on pep is definitely held 514 00:30:08,780 --> 00:30:10,779 by Time Zone's status whores. 515 00:30:10,940 --> 00:30:13,899 We prefer socially non-retarded. 516 00:30:19,980 --> 00:30:25,379 Go! Fight! Win! 517 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,339 - Whoo! - I'm gonna get something to drink. 518 00:30:41,500 --> 00:30:43,699 - Do you want anything? - No, but thanks. 519 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:47,459 - Pellegrino. With a twist. - All right. 520 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:53,379 - All right, spill. - Spill what? 521 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,219 It's cute and all making nice with your neighbor, 522 00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,819 but you're taking it way above and beyond. 523 00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,019 Above and beyond what? 524 00:31:01,020 --> 00:31:03,939 - The boy cleans up nicely. - Pretty shocking, huh? 525 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:07,059 Maybe. Or maybe you haven't given up. 526 00:31:07,260 --> 00:31:10,259 - Given up? - A perfect night with a dream date. 527 00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,339 Brad? Over it. 528 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,339 So, this Chase Hammond thing... 529 00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:16,899 he's just this good friend we never knew you had? 530 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:19,499 Right. 531 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:22,939 Who knows? Maybe more. 532 00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,979 How can you be against the designated hitter? 533 00:31:29,140 --> 00:31:32,299 Do you wanna see Cecil Fielder gunning for his 120th RBI 534 00:31:32,460 --> 00:31:34,619 or some fast-ass relief pitcher swinging at air? 535 00:31:34,780 --> 00:31:37,819 I think Fielder is a perfect example... a past-his-prime power hitter 536 00:31:37,980 --> 00:31:40,579 in the twilight of his career using up a roster spot. 537 00:31:40,740 --> 00:31:42,459 you know what? Someday that's gonna be Griffey. 538 00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:45,219 And I would rather see Junior at 40 than some Jim Bob 539 00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:47,419 who made it to the show because of an expansion. 540 00:31:47,580 --> 00:31:50,499 That's very nostalgic, but it comes down to one simple issue... 541 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:52,939 - purity of the game. - Exactly. 542 00:31:53,140 --> 00:31:54,859 I've been trying to tell you that, man. 543 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:58,459 If you can't hack it, get out of the game, right? Huh? 544 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:23,099 Go! Fight! Win! 545 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,699 Go! Fight... 546 00:32:43,820 --> 00:32:47,859 Defense! Defense! Defense! 547 00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:53,979 One more eye, ref, you'd be a Cyclops! 548 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:13,619 Go Tigers! 549 00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:17,459 Whoo! Pass! 550 00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:27,099 And it's good! Tigers take it 70-68. 551 00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,899 - Masterful. - What? 552 00:33:50,060 --> 00:33:52,499 you really had me going in there. "Go! Fight! Win!" 553 00:33:52,660 --> 00:33:55,619 I about choked. I bow down to the king of scams. 554 00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:59,139 I'd like to thank the Academy. Thank you. Thank you. 555 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,899 - Think you could stand anymore? - Well, what did you have in mind? 556 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:04,059 Cruising Broad Street. 557 00:34:04,220 --> 00:34:05,219 I thought you had to have a letterjacket for that. 558 00:34:05,380 --> 00:34:06,739 That's just to nail cheerleaders. 559 00:34:06,940 --> 00:34:08,699 Don't worry. you'll fit right in. 560 00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:12,419 Bad-ass ride, Chase. 561 00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,259 yeah, every time Halley's Comet flies, 562 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,419 my dad lets me take it out of the garage. 563 00:34:16,580 --> 00:34:19,259 I had to leave a spleen on deposit. 564 00:34:20,260 --> 00:34:22,739 Well, if Alicia sees it, she's gonna wanna jump you. 565 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,059 yeah, what's the deal with that chick? 566 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:27,499 Word on the street, she sleeps in a casket. 567 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:30,459 - "Word on the street"? - Yeah, the chick's evil. 568 00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:32,179 Evil's a bit strong. 569 00:34:32,380 --> 00:34:35,139 Limited bullshit tolerance is more like it, but you're a guy. 570 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:37,139 you wouldn't understand. 571 00:34:37,340 --> 00:34:39,299 Time Zone... 70, losers... 68. 572 00:34:39,460 --> 00:34:40,939 Whoo-hoo! 573 00:34:41,140 --> 00:34:42,179 Honk your horn, Hambone! 574 00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:44,619 Honk, Chase. 575 00:34:44,780 --> 00:34:48,259 Whoo! Go Tigers! 576 00:34:49,620 --> 00:34:51,219 I wouldn't understand what? 577 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,659 Well, when guys compete, it's overt. 578 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:55,779 you know, ringing a bell with a sledgehammer 579 00:34:55,940 --> 00:34:58,579 or loogie chucking, the size of your engine, whatever. 580 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:00,139 yeah? 581 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:03,099 Well, when girls compete, it's art. 582 00:35:03,260 --> 00:35:07,779 And Alicia, she's an artist. 583 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,659 • But it's the only thing • 584 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,779 • I wanna do... • 585 00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:14,779 This is the good part. 586 00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:18,619 - • I don't wanna sleep... • - Come on, you know you like it. 587 00:35:18,780 --> 00:35:21,579 • I just wanna keep on loving you... • 588 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:23,299 No, bad. 589 00:35:23,460 --> 00:35:26,659 • Baby, I'm gonna keep on • 590 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:29,939 - • Loving you... • - Come on. Come on. 591 00:35:30,100 --> 00:35:35,499 • 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do • 592 00:35:35,660 --> 00:35:39,099 • I don't wanna sleep • 593 00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:45,139 • I just wanna keep on loving you. • 594 00:35:54,980 --> 00:35:56,459 Nicole. 595 00:35:56,620 --> 00:35:59,059 Psst, Nicole. 596 00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:03,379 Are you and Chase Hammond a couple? 597 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,259 I saw you cruising together. 598 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:08,299 He's my next-door neighbor. 599 00:36:08,460 --> 00:36:11,739 Okay, so he's not your boyfriend or anything, right? 600 00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:30,099 Mr. Maris. 601 00:36:32,740 --> 00:36:35,019 That hurts, baby. 602 00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:37,059 Tell me about it. 603 00:36:40,420 --> 00:36:41,979 Come for a ride with me. 604 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:48,819 - So, any special boy these days? - Not likely. 605 00:36:48,980 --> 00:36:51,739 I have some pretty serious trust issues when it comes to the male sex. 606 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:53,859 I wonder where it comes from. 607 00:37:01,780 --> 00:37:05,259 I want you to have this. This might explain me better than I can. 608 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:09,779 "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"? 609 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:12,419 This is supposed to explain why you're never around? 610 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:15,339 Wow! Must be a hell of a book. 611 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,819 First two weeks of November 612 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:28,939 I am going to a huge ballooning festival in Rio. 613 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:31,379 I want you to come. 614 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:33,819 This is the trip of a lifetime. What do you say? 615 00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:37,619 Oh, there's this little centennial thing I'm kind of involved in, 616 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:40,379 but, well, you wouldn't know anything about it. 617 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:53,339 yeah, 14 times. 618 00:37:54,820 --> 00:37:56,659 - Hey, Nicole? - Yeah. 619 00:37:56,820 --> 00:37:59,379 Hi. I'm... I'm... 620 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:02,499 you're in charge of bands for the centennial, right? 621 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:05,699 I am. 622 00:38:05,860 --> 00:38:08,979 • See that boy, he looks so fine • 623 00:38:09,980 --> 00:38:13,179 • But he's got a girlfriend, my, oh, my • 624 00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:14,459 • Go, go, go! • 625 00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,699 - What's this? - It's the Electrocutes. 626 00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:20,019 - It's the best band in town. - Stylish. 627 00:38:20,180 --> 00:38:22,299 - Thanks. - you made this? 628 00:38:22,460 --> 00:38:24,139 yeah. 629 00:38:27,500 --> 00:38:29,139 So, how do you like the band? 630 00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:31,619 They rock, but I doubt they're up on their Brandy. 631 00:38:31,780 --> 00:38:34,179 Brandy? There's a sister with edge. 632 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:36,459 That's the direction the committee's going, Ray... 633 00:38:36,620 --> 00:38:38,179 quality with mass appeal. 634 00:38:38,340 --> 00:38:41,659 Can you say oxymoron? 635 00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:45,699 My brothers! 636 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,659 Oh, look, Dave. It's Ken doll. 637 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,219 yeah, aren't you losing reputation points 638 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:50,379 just being this close to us? 639 00:38:50,540 --> 00:38:53,059 Hey, guys, I'm pulling off the biggest scam of all time, 640 00:38:53,220 --> 00:38:54,379 and I'm catching shit? 641 00:38:54,540 --> 00:38:56,859 Don't you see? I've entered into their world. 642 00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,859 Ooh, did you leave bread crumbs? 643 00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,179 Glow in the dark. 644 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:03,019 Hey, Electrocutes tonight at the Pit. 645 00:39:03,180 --> 00:39:05,819 yeah, I'll be there. Wait. 646 00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:09,579 - I told Nicole that... - yeah, it's a scam, all right, 647 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,779 - but who's scamming who? - Whom. 648 00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:13,139 - Whatever, man. - Think about it, Chase. 649 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,659 you have all the duties of a girlfriend and none of the perks. 650 00:39:16,820 --> 00:39:20,139 You're not getting any perks, are you? 651 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,059 Hey, Hambone, you're coming tonight, right, man? 652 00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:24,499 - Oh, yeah, we'll be there. - All right, man! 653 00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:27,899 - Hambone? - He really has entered their world. 654 00:39:28,060 --> 00:39:30,899 14 times! 655 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:37,139 No, seriously, who would you rather do, 656 00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:39,499 Agent Scully or Gillian Anderson? 657 00:39:39,660 --> 00:39:41,099 They're the same person, brainiac. 658 00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:42,619 Eddie, please. 659 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:44,299 Hambone? 660 00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:47,539 Flakey, self-absorbed, neurotic actress type 661 00:39:47,700 --> 00:39:49,899 or gun-toting, badass FBI agent 662 00:39:50,060 --> 00:39:52,179 with years of pent-up sexual frustration? 663 00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:53,779 - Not even close. - My man. 664 00:39:53,940 --> 00:39:55,619 What I wouldn't do to Scully. 665 00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:57,819 I'm sure she's been drooled on before. 666 00:39:57,980 --> 00:39:59,779 Jealous. 667 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:01,859 Order number nine is up. 668 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:04,419 Number nine. Number nine. 669 00:40:04,580 --> 00:40:06,379 Can you believe that the assistant manager 670 00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:09,779 of our basketball team actually has his own "X-Files" website? 671 00:40:09,940 --> 00:40:12,019 And he invited me over to his house to check it out. 672 00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,619 His name's Dave. 673 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:14,939 What? 674 00:40:15,140 --> 00:40:17,139 Oh, you know, man. Designated Dave. 675 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,619 You know, the safe ride guy, right? 676 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:23,179 No, it's not Designated Dave. It's plain Dave. 677 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:26,019 No "designated." Just Dave. 678 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:29,179 All right, plain Dave it is. 679 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:33,059 Chase, I left my bag in the car. 680 00:40:34,300 --> 00:40:36,899 Help me find it? 681 00:40:43,740 --> 00:40:44,939 So, what was that about, huh? 682 00:40:45,100 --> 00:40:47,379 Dave probably saved half their lives, and they're making fun of him. 683 00:40:47,540 --> 00:40:49,339 - Typical. - Typical of what? 684 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,179 Is this more "us/them" rhetoric? 685 00:40:51,380 --> 00:40:54,259 - Well, if the tiara fits... - Come on, Chase. 686 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:56,339 Can you honestly tell me you've never made fun 687 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,979 of those people over there? 688 00:40:59,180 --> 00:41:00,939 No, that's different. 689 00:41:01,140 --> 00:41:03,139 - How? - Think about it. 690 00:41:03,300 --> 00:41:05,579 We laugh when it's the boss or the debutante 691 00:41:05,740 --> 00:41:08,179 who slipped on a banana peel, not Tiny Tim. 692 00:41:08,340 --> 00:41:11,659 Oh, so you're calling Dave "Tiny Tim"? 693 00:41:11,860 --> 00:41:14,059 - Don't do that. - It's okay for you to put him down. 694 00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:19,779 I don't need this, not from you. you're better than this. 695 00:41:19,940 --> 00:41:21,859 What makes you say that? 696 00:41:23,580 --> 00:41:25,579 Fifth grade... 697 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:26,899 the first year the teachers start making us 698 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:28,059 write Valentines to each other. 699 00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:30,579 - yeah. - Dave got one card. 700 00:41:30,740 --> 00:41:33,219 "I'm bananas about you. Love, Nicole." 701 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:38,979 How do you remember that? 702 00:41:39,180 --> 00:41:41,339 - I just do. I'm out of here. - Don't. 703 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:45,099 Look, if you leave mad, it sets us back. 704 00:41:46,700 --> 00:41:51,179 It doesn't set me back. Don't know how I got myself into this. 705 00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,819 So far, the payback's been minimal. 706 00:41:53,980 --> 00:41:56,219 It's all about you... your friends and your turf. 707 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:58,899 - My turf? - Nicole. 708 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:02,059 Okay. you're right. 709 00:42:03,540 --> 00:42:06,259 First, come back. 710 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:09,739 Be the charmer we both know you can be. 711 00:42:09,900 --> 00:42:12,419 And then we'll go wherever you wanna go. 712 00:42:12,580 --> 00:42:15,059 Wherever I want? 713 00:42:21,340 --> 00:42:23,419 • I'm ready to rip it up, yeah • 714 00:42:23,580 --> 00:42:26,259 • I'm ready to let it go • 715 00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:29,379 • yeah, I gotta turn up the action • 716 00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:31,419 • And get some rock and roll • 717 00:42:32,580 --> 00:42:34,299 • Don't got no time to waste • 718 00:42:34,460 --> 00:42:37,459 • I'm a rockin' mass ready to blow • 719 00:42:38,460 --> 00:42:40,259 • 'Cause I'm gonna be chasing the night • 720 00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:43,099 • So turn up the radio • 721 00:42:44,260 --> 00:42:46,019 • 'Cause I'm gonna be out on the street • 722 00:42:46,180 --> 00:42:49,259 • yeah, we're gonna be out all night • 723 00:42:49,460 --> 00:42:52,019 • We're gonna be checking it out • 724 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:54,699 • All right, all right! • 725 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:57,659 • 'Cause I'm gonna be out of my mind • 726 00:42:57,820 --> 00:43:00,579 • yeah, I'm gonna be out of my head... • 727 00:43:01,820 --> 00:43:04,179 Liz, Drena, you know Nicole. 728 00:43:04,340 --> 00:43:07,339 yeah, from the slumber party last weekend. 729 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:09,619 - We painted each other's toenails. - Look, why don't you girls just... 730 00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:11,779 And then we played Truth or Dare, remember? 731 00:43:11,980 --> 00:43:13,739 you two admitted liking Alanis Morissette 732 00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,099 before the record went platinum. 733 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,459 - I never liked Alan... - You did, too. 734 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:24,299 - So where's Dulcie? - She'll probably be by later. 735 00:43:24,460 --> 00:43:27,099 Did that hurt? 736 00:43:27,260 --> 00:43:28,939 Not as much as this. 737 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,979 Nipple ring, cool. 738 00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,059 Take your top off. Let's get a look at it. 739 00:43:34,460 --> 00:43:36,339 Hey, Nicole. 740 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,819 Wanna dance? 741 00:43:38,980 --> 00:43:40,979 • I gotta turn up the action • 742 00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:44,499 • And get some rock and roll • 743 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:46,579 • Don't got no time to waste • 744 00:43:46,740 --> 00:43:48,979 • I'm a rockin' mass ready to blow... • 745 00:43:49,140 --> 00:43:50,179 yeah! 746 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:52,339 • 'Cause I'm gonna be chasing the night • 747 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:55,139 • So turn up the radio • 748 00:43:56,180 --> 00:43:58,019 • 'Cause I'm gonna be out on the street • 749 00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:01,859 • yeah, we're gonna be out all night • 750 00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:04,019 • We're gonna be checking it out • 751 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:06,699 • All right, all right! • 752 00:44:06,860 --> 00:44:09,939 • 'Cause I'm gonna be out of my mind... • 753 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:21,219 - Hey, Brad. - Hey, Alicia. 754 00:44:21,380 --> 00:44:25,259 you know, Kathy really is a sweetie. 755 00:44:25,420 --> 00:44:27,859 yeah, she is. Thanks. 756 00:44:28,060 --> 00:44:31,859 you know, it's really cool that you say that. 757 00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:34,739 I mean, it really is, 'cause a lot of the other girls 758 00:44:34,940 --> 00:44:37,899 have been complete bitches, you know? 759 00:44:38,060 --> 00:44:39,979 'Cause of the whole Nicole thing. 760 00:44:40,140 --> 00:44:44,019 They're just jealous. Besides, you're better off. 761 00:44:44,180 --> 00:44:45,619 Really? 762 00:44:45,780 --> 00:44:48,219 I thought that you and Nicole were, like, really good friends. 763 00:44:48,380 --> 00:44:51,699 Best of, but everyone knows Nicole's a lot of talk 764 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:53,859 and very little action. 765 00:44:54,020 --> 00:44:57,179 yeah, but a lot of girls are like that. 766 00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,419 Not all girls. 767 00:45:03,380 --> 00:45:05,899 • yeah, I'm gonna be out of my mind • 768 00:45:06,060 --> 00:45:08,659 • yeah, I'm gonna be out of it • 769 00:45:08,820 --> 00:45:11,819 • yeah, I'm gonna be out tonight. • 770 00:45:12,020 --> 00:45:14,019 Thank you. 771 00:45:16,260 --> 00:45:18,859 - Something to drink? - Water. 772 00:45:29,420 --> 00:45:33,059 Chase, I didn't expect to see you here. 773 00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:35,459 I come here a lot. 774 00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:38,339 Not lately. 775 00:45:38,500 --> 00:45:42,139 Hey. There you go. 776 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:44,539 Chase, this is Joshua. 777 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:46,539 - How you doing? - Hey. 778 00:45:50,460 --> 00:45:52,659 I didn't expect you to fall in love. 779 00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:56,019 I didn't expect you to fall into the Gap. 780 00:46:00,940 --> 00:46:02,779 • you better run, baby, run • 781 00:46:02,940 --> 00:46:04,859 • Better move on in • 782 00:46:05,020 --> 00:46:08,219 • Everybody gets out before they get in... • 783 00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:10,379 There you are. 784 00:46:12,540 --> 00:46:17,019 • But you must get down • 785 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:21,459 • To the other side... • 786 00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:26,699 - Oh, hey, Dulcie. - Get a room. 787 00:46:33,700 --> 00:46:37,339 - Masterful. - Huh? 788 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:40,179 I guess now I should bow down to the queen of scams. 789 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:42,219 • you better run, baby, run • 790 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,259 • Better move on in • 791 00:46:44,420 --> 00:46:47,339 • Everybody gets out before they get in... • 792 00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:48,979 Got more email from Daughter Judy. 793 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,659 The same one who stood you up? 794 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,579 She said she was at the other Nyble flick. 795 00:46:52,740 --> 00:46:54,179 We were at the wrong theater. 796 00:46:54,340 --> 00:46:55,979 So when's the big hookup? 797 00:46:56,140 --> 00:46:57,979 I don't know. I'm having second thoughts. 798 00:46:58,140 --> 00:46:59,779 I don't think I could take it if she saw me 799 00:46:59,940 --> 00:47:01,419 and I saw this reaction on her face... 800 00:47:01,580 --> 00:47:04,019 - you know, gross disappointment. - Dave, it's not about looks. 801 00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:05,659 Uh-huh, and that's what the Tooth Fairy was just saying. 802 00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:07,419 Hey, I'm doing a student poll for the yearbook staff. 803 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:10,059 We are doing a student poll for the yearbook staff. 804 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,579 Cool. Shoot. 805 00:47:11,740 --> 00:47:14,259 So what's your idea of a perfect date? 806 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:16,699 Date... series of activities, or date... person? 807 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:19,939 - Person. - Activities. 808 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:22,419 - The person. - All right. 809 00:47:22,580 --> 00:47:25,899 She's the kind of girl who will call you on your bullshit. 810 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:29,299 She's not afraid to dance. She offers to pay. 811 00:47:29,460 --> 00:47:33,259 She doesn't decide before a date whether she's gonna kiss you or not. 812 00:47:33,420 --> 00:47:36,659 She's not completely earnest, yet she's not completely ironic, 813 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:39,779 Four grand is a good deal for a jumbotron. 814 00:47:39,940 --> 00:47:42,059 I'd rather take the overage out of decorations than entertainment. 815 00:47:42,220 --> 00:47:43,659 We'll lose the smoke. 816 00:47:43,820 --> 00:47:47,739 We got a Brandy-style cover band that is so right, but they cost. 817 00:47:47,900 --> 00:47:50,419 Nicole, where are we budget-wise? 818 00:47:50,580 --> 00:47:53,379 Anyone got a stun gun? Hello, Nicole? 819 00:47:53,540 --> 00:47:55,579 yeah. 820 00:47:55,740 --> 00:47:58,179 How much money do we have left for decorations? 821 00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:02,299 Oh, the info's in my locker. I'll figure it out later. 822 00:48:04,300 --> 00:48:06,619 Okay, I'll go get it now. 823 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:11,579 What's up with Nicole? 824 00:48:11,780 --> 00:48:16,219 - I think she's in love. - Well, they are a cute couple. 825 00:48:16,380 --> 00:48:18,139 She orders dessert, 826 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,379 and she can be ready in 10 minutes. 827 00:48:20,580 --> 00:48:21,979 Wow. 828 00:48:22,140 --> 00:48:25,419 Well, we will have to change that "bullshit" to "bull." 829 00:48:25,580 --> 00:48:27,659 Well, then use "pretensions." 830 00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:29,819 Okay. 831 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:36,819 Who are you? 832 00:48:41,820 --> 00:48:45,619 So, what's this I hear about you and Chase Hammond? 833 00:48:45,780 --> 00:48:48,139 What do you hear? 834 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,339 - you're an item. - Item? 835 00:48:50,500 --> 00:48:52,139 - Mm-hmm. - Where do you get your news? 836 00:48:52,300 --> 00:48:53,859 Mothers and daughters should confide, honey. 837 00:48:54,020 --> 00:48:57,739 We saw a band. We're going to a dance. 838 00:48:57,900 --> 00:48:59,659 I don't think he's such a good idea, Nicole. 839 00:48:59,820 --> 00:49:03,699 - Why not? - you're neighbors, for one thing. 840 00:49:03,860 --> 00:49:07,419 - And another thing is... - Yeah? 841 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:10,859 ...he's too tall for you. 842 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:12,939 Oh, Mom. 843 00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:14,819 It'll be okay. 844 00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:19,139 Do you like 'em? They're the latest. 845 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:22,419 yeah, they're great. Thanks. 846 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:24,659 We're leaving early tomorrow. You need me to call you? 847 00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:28,339 No, I'm fine. I'm not even tired. 848 00:49:28,500 --> 00:49:30,179 Hey, you feel like a walk? 849 00:49:30,340 --> 00:49:32,459 Some of us require beauty sleep, Chase. 850 00:49:32,620 --> 00:49:34,699 I'll let you get that. 851 00:49:34,860 --> 00:49:36,739 See you tomorrow. 852 00:49:36,900 --> 00:49:40,379 Hambone. 853 00:49:40,580 --> 00:49:42,059 Dickweed. 854 00:49:42,220 --> 00:49:43,619 You gotta see what I'm working on, guy. 855 00:49:43,780 --> 00:49:46,499 Better yet, I'm offering you a chance to participate. 856 00:49:46,660 --> 00:49:47,659 What is it? 857 00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:50,539 My man, you've gotta see this to believe it. 858 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,539 I got the editing room reserved all day tomorrow. 859 00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:56,699 I'm... I'm all booked. 860 00:49:57,900 --> 00:49:59,899 Bread crumbs, mi amigo. 861 00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:02,099 Hasta. 862 00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:15,459 • I met you • 863 00:50:15,620 --> 00:50:19,139 • Before the fall of Rome • 864 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:22,699 • And I beg you • 865 00:50:22,860 --> 00:50:26,299 • To let me take you home • 866 00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:28,939 • you were wrong, I was right • 867 00:50:29,100 --> 00:50:30,939 • you said goodbye • 868 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:33,979 • I said good night... • 869 00:50:35,340 --> 00:50:38,699 Look at 'em down there, talking about us. 870 00:50:38,860 --> 00:50:40,379 Saying what, Eddie? 871 00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:43,099 you know, "He's cute. 872 00:50:43,260 --> 00:50:46,299 He's sweet. He's built." 873 00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:47,579 He primps. 874 00:50:47,740 --> 00:50:50,499 Eddie takes longer to get ready to go out than I do. 875 00:50:50,660 --> 00:50:52,659 And he gets mad at me for making him wait? 876 00:50:52,860 --> 00:50:55,419 But I do my share of waiting, too, all right. 877 00:50:55,580 --> 00:50:57,739 Well, how long are you gonna make him wait? 878 00:50:57,900 --> 00:51:01,259 The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. 879 00:51:01,420 --> 00:51:03,459 "you're so beautiful." 880 00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:06,099 "Have you lost weight?" 881 00:51:06,260 --> 00:51:07,659 And then there are the three words 882 00:51:07,820 --> 00:51:11,139 - that always seal the deal for me... - "Another tequila shot?" 883 00:51:12,900 --> 00:51:15,419 Come on, Nicole, we're bonding here. Dish, girl. 884 00:51:15,580 --> 00:51:18,619 Chase Hammond... big hands, 885 00:51:18,780 --> 00:51:21,299 big feet, you know? 886 00:51:28,980 --> 00:51:31,179 - Hey, Bo. - It's Dee. 887 00:51:31,340 --> 00:51:33,219 Oh. yeah. 888 00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:34,499 Sorry about that. 889 00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:37,539 - It never was Bo. - Oh, really? 890 00:51:37,740 --> 00:51:39,499 - I thought it was always... - When you're 40 pounds overweight 891 00:51:39,700 --> 00:51:41,339 and your last name's Vine, 892 00:51:41,500 --> 00:51:43,499 it doesn't take people long to land on a nickname. 893 00:51:43,700 --> 00:51:46,299 your parents named you "Dee Vine"? 894 00:51:46,460 --> 00:51:50,539 No, Dee's a contraction. I changed it myself. 895 00:51:50,700 --> 00:51:53,219 And no one said anything? 896 00:51:53,420 --> 00:51:55,619 you should go into politics. 897 00:51:55,780 --> 00:51:57,779 After I dropped the weight, dyed my hair, 898 00:51:57,940 --> 00:52:00,419 got contacts, I just kind of giggle and say, 899 00:52:00,580 --> 00:52:03,019 "Oh, yeah, so and so started calling me Dee." 900 00:52:03,220 --> 00:52:05,099 Just kept attributing it to whoever wasn't around 901 00:52:05,260 --> 00:52:07,939 and pretty soon, well, here I am. 902 00:52:08,140 --> 00:52:10,699 Dee Vine. And now Miss Time Zone. 903 00:52:12,700 --> 00:52:15,819 So, why share all this juiciness with me? 904 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:20,379 We're kindred, Hambone. 905 00:52:26,060 --> 00:52:29,059 you think you're happier now? 906 00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:32,339 I don't know. Do you? 907 00:52:32,540 --> 00:52:35,059 Jury's still out. 908 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:39,179 It may have been a short list, but before I became what I am now, 909 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:41,899 at least I knew who cared about me. 910 00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:44,699 Really cared. 911 00:52:46,260 --> 00:52:49,859 That's much better! Oh, oh! 912 00:52:50,060 --> 00:52:52,419 Oh, boy, yeah! 913 00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:54,619 Hey, Kathy. 914 00:52:54,780 --> 00:52:57,979 Hey, Kathy! Have you been over to Brad's? 915 00:52:58,140 --> 00:53:00,899 yeah. It's nice. 916 00:53:01,060 --> 00:53:05,819 Weird, huh? His family seems so normal. 917 00:53:05,980 --> 00:53:09,099 you'd never guess they belong to one of those doomsday cults. 918 00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,739 Are you serious? 919 00:53:17,940 --> 00:53:22,739 Nicole, better grab Captain Kangaroo. 920 00:53:24,100 --> 00:53:26,819 I swear, I can't take him anywhere. 921 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:45,579 - Hang loose, Hambone! - 'Night! 922 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,979 you know, 923 00:53:49,140 --> 00:53:51,859 I still have the letter you wrote me in seventh grade. 924 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:53,379 Burn it. 925 00:53:53,580 --> 00:53:56,179 you said... you said you hated me, 926 00:53:56,340 --> 00:53:57,979 and there was something in there about how the only way 927 00:53:58,140 --> 00:54:00,259 you'd ever touch me again was if you came down with leprosy. 928 00:54:00,460 --> 00:54:02,819 yeah, sorry about that. 929 00:54:02,980 --> 00:54:05,819 Don't be. I deserved it. 930 00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:07,979 I'm the one who should be sorry. 931 00:54:08,180 --> 00:54:12,299 - Chase, when your mom got sick... - Please, Nicole, let's not do this. 932 00:54:12,460 --> 00:54:14,019 I want to. 933 00:54:14,180 --> 00:54:16,299 I've wanted to say this for five years now. 934 00:54:19,580 --> 00:54:21,459 When your mom got sick, 935 00:54:21,620 --> 00:54:23,339 I couldn't bear to go over to your house. 936 00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:26,219 It was too hard. I was too scared. 937 00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:29,019 I just wanted to cry all the time 938 00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:32,579 every time I saw her, 939 00:54:32,740 --> 00:54:35,179 every time I saw you. 940 00:54:38,340 --> 00:54:40,259 Even when we were together, you wouldn't say anything. 941 00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:42,379 you'd just sit there. 942 00:54:42,540 --> 00:54:45,459 So, when you started wigging out in school, skipping, 943 00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:48,859 pulling the fire alarms, 944 00:54:49,020 --> 00:54:51,179 I just acted like I didn't know you. 945 00:54:51,340 --> 00:54:53,339 Well, I'm over it now. 946 00:55:02,220 --> 00:55:05,379 Well, 'night. 947 00:55:05,540 --> 00:55:07,419 yeah. 948 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:26,299 you forgot your towels. 949 00:55:26,460 --> 00:55:29,899 Oh. Thanks. 950 00:55:30,060 --> 00:55:32,059 - 'Night. - Good night. 951 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:42,019 After our last lab assignment, 952 00:55:42,180 --> 00:55:45,179 Mr. Rope brought this to my attention. 953 00:55:45,340 --> 00:55:48,059 It seems they found four during locker-by-locker searches. 954 00:55:50,260 --> 00:55:53,419 Consequently, your lab partners will be chosen alphabetically 955 00:55:53,620 --> 00:55:55,419 from now on. 956 00:56:02,140 --> 00:56:04,459 So, did you teach Chase 957 00:56:04,620 --> 00:56:06,939 to jump through fiery hoops yet? 958 00:56:07,100 --> 00:56:08,779 Balance a ball on his nose? 959 00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:12,019 I'm still working on matching socks. 960 00:56:12,220 --> 00:56:15,659 You two make a very, very cute couple, 961 00:56:15,820 --> 00:56:19,019 but I guess you hear that all the time. 962 00:56:20,980 --> 00:56:22,819 Why do you care? 963 00:56:23,020 --> 00:56:26,219 I don't. you're welcome to him. 964 00:56:26,380 --> 00:56:28,179 I used to think he had some... 965 00:56:28,340 --> 00:56:30,739 I don't know... some social consciousness. 966 00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,659 Is this the animal-testing thing? 967 00:56:32,820 --> 00:56:35,019 your concern is noted. 968 00:56:35,180 --> 00:56:37,259 Do you know anything about his mother? 969 00:56:39,180 --> 00:56:41,819 Only that she died when he was young... 970 00:56:41,980 --> 00:56:43,659 like 12 or something. 971 00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:46,699 11. you know how? 972 00:56:46,860 --> 00:56:48,579 No. 973 00:56:48,740 --> 00:56:51,339 Cancer. 974 00:56:51,500 --> 00:56:54,899 Lab rats, medical research... 975 00:56:55,900 --> 00:56:57,899 Think about it. 976 00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:18,699 Hey, I finally downloaded the original "Space Invaders." 977 00:57:18,860 --> 00:57:22,219 I'm talking quality 1981 graphics. We gotta play tonight, man. 978 00:57:22,380 --> 00:57:23,739 yeah, I don't know. I guess. 979 00:57:23,900 --> 00:57:26,699 Let's see what Chase wants to do. 980 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:30,179 - What's up, man? - What's up, man? 981 00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:33,979 I think he has to make an appearance at Brad Seldon's party tonight. 982 00:57:34,180 --> 00:57:37,459 Oh, yeah. Of course, of course. 983 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:41,419 • Crazy... • 984 00:57:42,540 --> 00:57:45,539 So, this is the last pre-centennial event for us. 985 00:57:45,700 --> 00:57:47,939 We're in the home stretch. 986 00:57:48,100 --> 00:57:51,699 Hey, did you say something to Dulcie in lab? 987 00:57:51,900 --> 00:57:53,259 Why? 988 00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:55,459 I don't know. She's been freaky around me. 989 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:57,059 Nice, even. 990 00:57:57,220 --> 00:58:00,859 Well, mission nearly accomplished then, huh? 991 00:58:01,020 --> 00:58:02,419 I guess. 992 00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:06,579 So, can I negotiate an entrance with hand holding? 993 00:58:06,740 --> 00:58:10,579 • It's easy to see you drive me crazy • 994 00:58:10,740 --> 00:58:13,739 • I just can't sleep • 995 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:17,379 • I'm so excited, I'm in too deep • 996 00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:20,099 • Oh oh oh, crazy • 997 00:58:20,260 --> 00:58:22,579 • But it feels all right • 998 00:58:22,740 --> 00:58:27,259 • Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night • 999 00:58:27,420 --> 00:58:30,219 - • Sing it! Oh • - • Crazy... • 1000 00:58:42,980 --> 00:58:46,339 Uh! Ha! yeah! 1001 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:49,259 • you can't mess with skills. • 1002 00:58:54,740 --> 00:58:56,859 Hey, Nicole. 1003 00:58:57,020 --> 00:58:58,939 Oh, hey, Brad. 1004 00:58:59,140 --> 00:59:02,379 - I was just waiting for the bathroom. - Yeah, that's cool. 1005 00:59:05,140 --> 00:59:08,019 - So where's Kitty? - Kathy. 1006 00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:11,659 Right, Kathy. I haven't seen her here tonight. 1007 00:59:12,820 --> 00:59:14,699 She said we had different beliefs. 1008 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:17,819 And that was it. Can you believe that? 1009 00:59:17,980 --> 00:59:20,579 I mean, I'm Lutheran. 1010 00:59:20,780 --> 00:59:24,459 So, it's like a fairy tale, right? 1011 00:59:24,660 --> 00:59:27,699 - Huh? - I mean, you and Nicole. 1012 00:59:27,860 --> 00:59:29,979 Falling in love with the girl next door. 1013 00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:32,899 Oh, yeah. Right. 1014 00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:36,339 Too bad. 1015 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:38,819 What's too bad? 1016 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:42,659 Well, you know, that you're taken. 1017 00:59:42,820 --> 00:59:46,659 I mean, who could have known that underneath all that rebellion 1018 00:59:46,820 --> 00:59:50,219 there was a heartbreaker dying to get out? 1019 01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:06,379 Look at her in there. 1020 01:00:06,580 --> 01:00:10,939 Suddenly, Brad's on the market again, and she's back to plan "A." 1021 01:00:11,100 --> 01:00:13,179 Old crushes die hard. 1022 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:17,779 I wonder, are you sure Nicole's the one? 1023 01:00:19,420 --> 01:00:24,019 Just think, if Brad hadn't fallen into that cheerleader's arms, 1024 01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:28,179 Nicole would have gotten exactly what she wanted. 1025 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:33,019 Maybe then I would have gotten what I wanted, too. 1026 01:00:33,180 --> 01:00:37,899 • Girl, your love is sweeter than I've ever had before • 1027 01:00:38,060 --> 01:00:39,659 • Each and every day, girl • 1028 01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:42,339 • Always leaves me wanting more • 1029 01:00:42,500 --> 01:00:45,179 • It's like sugar, sugar, it's like honey, honey • 1030 01:00:45,340 --> 01:00:47,659 • It's even better than money... • 1031 01:00:47,820 --> 01:00:50,899 Remember that night you yelled at me in the car? 1032 01:00:51,060 --> 01:00:52,899 - Vaguely. - All that stuff 1033 01:00:53,060 --> 01:00:55,579 that you said about love being for dopes? 1034 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:58,099 you were right. 1035 01:01:04,340 --> 01:01:07,099 Not in this lifetime, Romeo! 1036 01:01:07,260 --> 01:01:09,739 - Nicole's my friend. - Huh? 1037 01:01:19,100 --> 01:01:21,459 Nicole. 1038 01:01:21,620 --> 01:01:23,819 Nicole! 1039 01:01:29,100 --> 01:01:35,099 Nicole. 1040 01:01:37,300 --> 01:01:41,819 • But we are two worlds apart • 1041 01:01:41,980 --> 01:01:45,739 • Can't reach to your heart • 1042 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:48,459 • When you say • 1043 01:01:48,620 --> 01:01:51,899 • I want it that way • 1044 01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:55,779 • Tell me why, ain't nothing but a heartache... • 1045 01:01:55,980 --> 01:01:58,099 How could you do that? 1046 01:01:58,260 --> 01:02:00,619 I was testing him. 1047 01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:03,139 Frankly, I think I did you a favor. 1048 01:02:03,300 --> 01:02:04,859 you weren't doing me a favor. 1049 01:02:05,020 --> 01:02:06,539 You're miserable, and you know what they say 1050 01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:08,659 about misery loving company. 1051 01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:10,339 you just didn't wanna see me happy. 1052 01:02:10,500 --> 01:02:12,939 Chill, drama queen. 1053 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,059 Remember, it's not life and death. 1054 01:02:25,020 --> 01:02:27,459 Are you okay? 1055 01:02:27,620 --> 01:02:29,499 I don't know. 1056 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:42,659 Oh, that's good. That's good. 1057 01:02:42,860 --> 01:02:45,219 Reverse. 1058 01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:48,099 Okay, let me really see the pain. 1059 01:02:55,340 --> 01:02:57,219 you called? 1060 01:02:57,380 --> 01:02:59,459 yeah, I called. 1061 01:02:59,620 --> 01:03:01,099 - I'm staying. - Why? 1062 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:03,019 I like to party. 1063 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,939 I like to get down. 1064 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:20,739 I got another note from Daughter Judy. 1065 01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:26,259 Yeah, she says she thinks I'm funny. 1066 01:03:26,420 --> 01:03:28,739 Ha-ha-ha. 1067 01:03:31,460 --> 01:03:34,299 So, who all was at the party? 1068 01:03:34,460 --> 01:03:36,299 Everybody. 1069 01:03:41,220 --> 01:03:42,739 Oh! 1070 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:46,259 Jesus! What the hell, Dave? 1071 01:03:46,420 --> 01:03:50,179 Look, sorry, but everybody was not at the party. 1072 01:03:50,340 --> 01:03:52,819 I wasn't there. Ray wasn't there. 1073 01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:56,019 you know, we used to be your friends if you can remember that far back. 1074 01:03:56,180 --> 01:03:59,019 You know what I remember, Dave? 1075 01:03:59,180 --> 01:04:01,779 I remember you cleaning out Eddie Lampell's locker 1076 01:04:01,980 --> 01:04:03,259 because he said he'd be your friend. 1077 01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:04,579 yeah, I did the guy a favor. 1078 01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:06,099 I remember you buying Alicia DeGasario 1079 01:04:06,260 --> 01:04:07,939 at the student council auction last year 1080 01:04:08,100 --> 01:04:10,379 and then letting her spend the whole day with her boyfriend. 1081 01:04:10,540 --> 01:04:12,419 - Do you have a point? - yeah, my point is, Dave, 1082 01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:15,779 you're not mad at me; you're jealous. 1083 01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:19,139 What's wrong with wanting to be liked? 1084 01:04:19,300 --> 01:04:20,819 You want them to like you, Dave? 1085 01:04:20,980 --> 01:04:23,259 Tell them to go fuck themselves. 1086 01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:25,099 People like that need people like you, 1087 01:04:25,260 --> 01:04:28,139 otherwise there's twice as much trash and no one to take it out. 1088 01:04:28,340 --> 01:04:31,259 you're totally losing me. 1089 01:04:34,820 --> 01:04:36,899 Don't go, Dave. 1090 01:04:37,100 --> 01:04:39,379 There's sober people there. 1091 01:04:39,540 --> 01:04:41,259 They just don't wanna leave the party. 1092 01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:44,139 I can't not go. 1093 01:04:46,020 --> 01:04:49,379 This is close enough. I wanted to walk anyway. 1094 01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:10,659 Come on, baby. Come on. 1095 01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:13,699 - Cut it out, Eddie. Stop. - What? 1096 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:16,899 No one's gonna know about it. Come on. 1097 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:20,019 Sorry, Dave, I would have driven him home, but I can't drive his car. 1098 01:05:20,180 --> 01:05:22,019 It's a stick. 1099 01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:24,659 Well, I'll show you how to drive a stick right now. 1100 01:05:24,820 --> 01:05:25,939 Here it is. Come on. 1101 01:05:26,100 --> 01:05:29,139 I meant a real car, Eddie, not a Matchbox. 1102 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:33,179 yeah, well, kiss my ass, you once-fat bitch. 1103 01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:34,699 I remember when you were nothing. 1104 01:05:34,860 --> 01:05:38,659 Just a sweaty little egghead drooling over football players. 1105 01:05:38,820 --> 01:05:41,139 Now you think that because you're Mrs. Time Zone 1106 01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:43,339 - that your shit don't stink. - Miss Time Zone. 1107 01:05:43,540 --> 01:05:45,499 yeah, whatever. Shut up! 1108 01:05:45,660 --> 01:05:47,739 you think you're Miss Thing, but you know what? 1109 01:05:47,900 --> 01:05:50,979 you're just a wannabe who got lucky with a case of bulimia. 1110 01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:54,659 you're walking. Hey, Dee, you all right? 1111 01:05:54,820 --> 01:05:57,299 I think so. Eddie, stop it! 1112 01:05:57,460 --> 01:06:00,979 What are you thinking, Designated Dave, huh? 1113 01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:03,219 This isn't "Revenge of the Nerds," man. 1114 01:06:03,380 --> 01:06:05,299 Stop it, Eddie, stop! 1115 01:06:05,460 --> 01:06:07,059 No radioactive spider bit you. 1116 01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:09,219 Stop! 1117 01:06:09,380 --> 01:06:11,619 Get your ass up and drive me home. 1118 01:06:11,820 --> 01:06:15,219 And you... 1119 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,579 Sorry. you wanna get out of here? 1120 01:06:21,740 --> 01:06:23,979 Can you bring me back to the party, please, Dave? 1121 01:06:24,140 --> 01:06:26,419 - I need to talk to Sue. - Okay. 1122 01:07:03,260 --> 01:07:05,779 Maya Angelou... "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings." 1123 01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:08,739 - Really, you do? - Chase, you're not listening. 1124 01:07:08,900 --> 01:07:10,659 Some parents wanna take it off the ninth grade reading list 1125 01:07:10,820 --> 01:07:13,859 because they think that... 1126 01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:15,659 Chase. 1127 01:07:21,060 --> 01:07:22,979 Why are telling me this? 1128 01:07:23,180 --> 01:07:25,139 I'm your past-tense quasi-boyfriend, 1129 01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,419 not the American people. 1130 01:07:27,580 --> 01:07:29,659 Well, what I'm trying to say 1131 01:07:29,820 --> 01:07:33,179 is that both the tense and title are negotiable. 1132 01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:44,059 Okay, 10 seconds. 1133 01:07:54,140 --> 01:07:56,899 Candy... we're not supposed to eat it in school, 1134 01:07:57,060 --> 01:08:00,299 yet clubs sell everything from MandMs to breath fresheners. 1135 01:08:00,460 --> 01:08:02,499 Today, our investigative report... 1136 01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:04,859 "Dollars and Certs." 1137 01:08:07,740 --> 01:08:10,419 The marching band couldn't march without it. 1138 01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:13,019 Cheerleaders couldn't cheer without it... 1139 01:08:13,180 --> 01:08:15,299 Nicole... 1140 01:08:15,460 --> 01:08:17,979 about Friday night... 1141 01:08:19,860 --> 01:08:21,499 It's called an easy-out clause, Chase, 1142 01:08:21,700 --> 01:08:23,699 'cause it's supposed to be easy. 1143 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:29,979 So that's it, huh? 1144 01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:32,739 you need more closure than this? 1145 01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:34,539 No. 1146 01:08:34,700 --> 01:08:36,099 Guess not. 1147 01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:39,139 Okay, okay, okay, okay. 1148 01:08:43,060 --> 01:08:46,739 • I'm in with the in-crowd • 1149 01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:50,659 • I go where the in-crowd goes • 1150 01:08:50,820 --> 01:08:53,899 • I'm in with the in-crowd • 1151 01:08:54,060 --> 01:08:58,179 • And I know what the in-crowd loves... • 1152 01:08:58,340 --> 01:09:00,739 • Any time of the year • 1153 01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:04,219 • Don't you hear... • 1154 01:09:04,380 --> 01:09:07,099 Go! Fight! Win! 1155 01:09:07,260 --> 01:09:10,219 • We cruise up and down the street... • 1156 01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:15,099 • We get respect from the people we meet... • 1157 01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:18,179 • Baby! • 1158 01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:22,459 Hey! 1159 01:09:22,620 --> 01:09:24,499 Just give me the key! 1160 01:09:28,100 --> 01:09:29,619 Ugh! 1161 01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:38,619 Okay, we're on Wednesday at 8:00, 1162 01:09:38,820 --> 01:09:41,139 Thursday at 8:00, Friday at 8:05. 1163 01:09:41,300 --> 01:09:43,859 8:05? 1164 01:09:47,340 --> 01:09:48,899 Not so fast, Ray Neeley. 1165 01:09:49,060 --> 01:09:51,859 I want the guilty party brought to my office now! Right now! 1166 01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:55,539 Can I just tell you I heard from one of the office aides 1167 01:09:55,700 --> 01:09:57,939 they gave Ray three weeks of in-school suspension. 1168 01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:00,459 They should have kicked his ass all the way out. 1169 01:10:00,620 --> 01:10:03,539 Have you ever talked to the guy? He is such a complete loser. 1170 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,099 It just figures that he would do something like this. Stupid-ass. 1171 01:10:06,300 --> 01:10:09,299 Sue, he's gonna be winning MTV Awards 1172 01:10:09,460 --> 01:10:12,459 while you're still the local weathergirl. 1173 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:14,499 Well, I guess it's easy to be a bitch 1174 01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:16,739 now that Brad Seldon's available again. 1175 01:10:16,940 --> 01:10:19,659 It's easy to be a bitch either way. 1176 01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:23,859 • If it's coming over you • 1177 01:10:24,020 --> 01:10:26,219 • Like it's coming over me... • 1178 01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:28,619 • I'm crashing like a tidal wave... • 1179 01:10:28,780 --> 01:10:31,339 • That drags me out to sea • 1180 01:10:31,540 --> 01:10:34,179 • And I wanna be with you • 1181 01:10:34,340 --> 01:10:37,019 • And you wanna be with me • 1182 01:10:37,180 --> 01:10:39,699 • I'm crashing like a tidal wave... • 1183 01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:42,579 • I don't wanna be • 1184 01:10:42,740 --> 01:10:44,099 • Stranded • 1185 01:10:44,300 --> 01:10:48,179 • Stranded, stranded, stranded • 1186 01:10:48,340 --> 01:10:50,379 • Stranded, stranded • 1187 01:10:50,540 --> 01:10:54,899 • Stranded, stranded... • 1188 01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:57,219 • Stranded, stranded • 1189 01:10:57,380 --> 01:11:01,019 • Stranded, stranded, stranded • 1190 01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:04,939 • Stranded, stranded • 1191 01:11:08,980 --> 01:11:12,139 • If it's coming over you like it's coming over me... • 1192 01:11:12,300 --> 01:11:13,859 - Hey. - Hey, Brad. 1193 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,939 - • I'm crashing like a tidal wave... • - Everything all right? 1194 01:11:17,100 --> 01:11:20,379 Uh, listen, so about the dance... 1195 01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:23,019 what do you think? 1196 01:11:24,180 --> 01:11:26,339 • I'm crashing like a tidal wave • 1197 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:29,539 • I don't wanna be • 1198 01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:32,139 • Stranded • 1199 01:11:32,300 --> 01:11:36,459 • Stranded, stranded, stranded • 1200 01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:41,379 • Stranded, stranded • 1201 01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:44,259 • Oh, baby, I miss you • 1202 01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:46,659 • Stranded, stranded • 1203 01:11:46,860 --> 01:11:48,419 • Oh, baby, I need you • 1204 01:11:48,580 --> 01:11:50,179 • Stranded, stranded. • 1205 01:11:50,340 --> 01:11:51,899 Centennial weekend is here. 1206 01:11:52,060 --> 01:11:54,459 It's time you'll wanna share with a special someone 1207 01:11:54,660 --> 01:11:56,859 because it truly is a once-in-a-lifetime event. 1208 01:11:57,020 --> 01:11:59,539 On behalf of the entire Centennial Dance Committee, 1209 01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:03,139 we look forward to seeing you there in your formalwear. 1210 01:12:03,340 --> 01:12:05,899 That's a cut. All right, Ray, let's reset. 1211 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,899 - Is that all you need? - yeah, that was great, thanks. 1212 01:12:09,060 --> 01:12:11,059 These will air all day tomorrow. 1213 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:13,699 Hey, that sounded good. 1214 01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:15,419 It was bullshit. 1215 01:12:15,580 --> 01:12:19,219 "Share it with someone special." That's not reality. 1216 01:12:20,780 --> 01:12:23,299 I'm really sorry about Chase. 1217 01:12:23,460 --> 01:12:25,939 I should've known better. 1218 01:12:26,100 --> 01:12:27,579 My dad did it to my mom. 1219 01:12:27,780 --> 01:12:29,619 Eddie did it to you. 1220 01:12:30,860 --> 01:12:32,419 What's the point? 1221 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,619 you can't give up, Nicole. 1222 01:12:35,780 --> 01:12:37,819 Why not? I'm through with it... all of it. 1223 01:12:37,980 --> 01:12:40,179 yeah, but didn't Brad finally ask you to centennial? 1224 01:12:40,340 --> 01:12:43,219 That's what you've been wanting all along, isn't it? 1225 01:12:43,420 --> 01:12:45,499 That's the twisted part. 1226 01:12:45,660 --> 01:12:51,099 I finally got what I wanted, but it doesn't matter anymore. 1227 01:12:52,180 --> 01:12:53,819 Dee, you're up next. 1228 01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:09,979 Cowabunga, dudes. 1229 01:13:10,140 --> 01:13:11,619 I'm thinking about college. 1230 01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:13,859 you're accepted. What's left to worry about? 1231 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:18,299 I'm thinking that maybe I should go to an East Coast school. 1232 01:13:18,460 --> 01:13:21,139 you know, somewhere where no one knows me. 1233 01:13:21,300 --> 01:13:24,659 Someplace where I'm not Designated Dave. 1234 01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:27,819 Why don't you go to State as planned 1235 01:13:27,980 --> 01:13:29,979 and let Designated Dave 1236 01:13:30,140 --> 01:13:34,259 go off to Long Island Junior College? 1237 01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,459 Hey, guess who got asked 1238 01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:42,379 to the centennial extravaganza? 1239 01:13:42,540 --> 01:13:44,579 Who's the lucky lady? 1240 01:13:44,740 --> 01:13:46,339 Daughter Judy. 1241 01:13:46,500 --> 01:13:49,539 - Oh, virtually a date. - Virtually? 1242 01:13:49,700 --> 01:13:54,019 She's gonna email me her address right before the dance. 1243 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:56,379 Are you going? 1244 01:13:56,540 --> 01:13:58,179 Oh, he was going. 1245 01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:03,019 Oh, you mean the horribly freakish distorted version of your former self? 1246 01:14:03,180 --> 01:14:05,539 yeah. 1247 01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:07,899 But now you're back. 1248 01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:12,419 Centennial weekend is here. 1249 01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:14,299 It's time you'll wanna share with a special someone 1250 01:14:14,460 --> 01:14:17,019 because it truly is a once-in-a-lifetime event. 1251 01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,299 On behalf of the entire Centennial Dance Committee, 1252 01:14:19,460 --> 01:14:22,179 we look forward to seeing you there in your formalwear. 1253 01:14:30,660 --> 01:14:34,579 Nicole, I'm leaving for the dance now. 1254 01:14:34,780 --> 01:14:36,779 you almost ready? 1255 01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:05,219 Okay, here we go. 1256 01:15:18,580 --> 01:15:20,379 Whoa. 1257 01:15:28,140 --> 01:15:29,699 • you only go around once • 1258 01:15:29,860 --> 01:15:33,579 • On this big spinning planet of love • 1259 01:15:33,740 --> 01:15:35,419 • So don't be wasting my time • 1260 01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:38,939 • Telling me what you're dreaming of • 1261 01:15:39,100 --> 01:15:42,099 • We'll take a rocket to the moon and when we get that far • 1262 01:15:42,260 --> 01:15:44,779 • I'll hang your coat and hat upon a shooting star • 1263 01:15:44,940 --> 01:15:46,899 • So let's live it up, let's live it up • 1264 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:50,179 • Let's live it up • 1265 01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:54,459 • Hang up the cat and put the dog out to dry • 1266 01:15:54,620 --> 01:15:56,819 • My, my, roll up the bird • 1267 01:15:56,980 --> 01:16:00,019 • Let the alligator wave bye-bye... • 1268 01:16:00,180 --> 01:16:01,979 Nicole, this place is amazing. 1269 01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:03,779 I mean, you really pulled it off. 1270 01:16:03,940 --> 01:16:05,459 Thanks, Ray. 1271 01:16:05,660 --> 01:16:07,019 And thanks for coming through at the last minute. 1272 01:16:07,180 --> 01:16:08,979 Well, of course. 1273 01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:11,659 you deserve to be here. It's the best. 1274 01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:17,699 you know, and you look beautiful. 1275 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:22,379 Come on, let's go spike the punch. 1276 01:16:22,540 --> 01:16:24,699 By the way, I like your hair. 1277 01:16:32,180 --> 01:16:36,659 Nicole, I'm honestly sorry about how things worked out. 1278 01:16:36,860 --> 01:16:39,979 I really thought Brad was gonna ask you. 1279 01:16:40,140 --> 01:16:42,779 He did, but I already had a date. 1280 01:16:42,940 --> 01:16:45,779 He was bummed, so I let him know you were easy. 1281 01:17:36,660 --> 01:17:40,739 • yesterday. • 1282 01:18:06,780 --> 01:18:08,979 Nicole? 1283 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:12,259 Dad? 1284 01:18:14,260 --> 01:18:16,619 Weren't you supposed to be in Rio? 1285 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:19,179 No, I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be. 1286 01:18:19,380 --> 01:18:21,659 For once. 1287 01:18:21,820 --> 01:18:24,299 Gotta start somewhere. 1288 01:18:30,940 --> 01:18:32,659 Ray, this is my dad. 1289 01:18:32,820 --> 01:18:34,979 Oh, yeah? Wow. It's good to meet you. 1290 01:18:35,140 --> 01:18:36,459 It's a pleasure, Ray. 1291 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:38,179 Hey, you must be real proud of Nicole... 1292 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:41,179 her dreaming this up and putting it all together. 1293 01:18:44,300 --> 01:18:46,259 Wow. 1294 01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:49,299 It's not bad, is it? 1295 01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:51,739 No, not bad at all. 1296 01:18:51,900 --> 01:18:53,779 Okay, have fun. 1297 01:18:53,940 --> 01:18:57,059 I'm going up to the balcony with the rest of the aged. 1298 01:18:58,460 --> 01:19:00,499 Dinner tomorrow night? 1299 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:03,499 Pick me up at 7:00? 1300 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:06,739 Okay. See ya. 1301 01:19:25,140 --> 01:19:26,739 And now... 1302 01:19:26,900 --> 01:19:31,179 And now, to officially get the party started, 1303 01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:33,499 it's time for the dedication 1304 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:36,739 of the senior class centennial gift. 1305 01:19:36,900 --> 01:19:39,419 To share in the unveiling, 1306 01:19:39,580 --> 01:19:41,499 I am proud to present 1307 01:19:41,660 --> 01:19:45,699 our own Mr. and Miss Time Zone. 1308 01:19:47,580 --> 01:19:51,339 First up, Mr. Time Zone himself... 1309 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:53,859 Mr. Brad Seldon... 1310 01:19:55,220 --> 01:19:57,419 accompanied by 1311 01:19:57,580 --> 01:20:00,179 Alicia DeGasario. 1312 01:20:04,540 --> 01:20:08,739 And now Miss Time Zone herself... 1313 01:20:08,900 --> 01:20:11,379 Miss Judy Vine, 1314 01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:14,059 accompanied by her escort... 1315 01:20:18,260 --> 01:20:19,939 Dave! 1316 01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:22,579 ...Dave Ednasi. 1317 01:20:26,580 --> 01:20:30,219 - Whoo! - Dave! Whoo-hoo! 1318 01:20:31,580 --> 01:20:34,099 And now, a moment 100 years in the making. 1319 01:20:34,260 --> 01:20:37,259 Our senior class is proud to present... 1320 01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:39,819 Our centennial sculpture. 1321 01:21:02,220 --> 01:21:05,179 Ladies and gentlemen, Chase Hammond. 1322 01:21:20,540 --> 01:21:24,259 • See that boy, he looks so fine • 1323 01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:26,059 • But he's got a girlfriend, my, oh, my... • 1324 01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:29,099 The Electrocutes! Why didn't you tell me? 1325 01:21:29,260 --> 01:21:31,859 I wanted it to be a surprise. 1326 01:21:32,020 --> 01:21:34,779 They don't sound like Brandy. 1327 01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:37,059 That was pretty cool. 1328 01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:47,979 • Get rid of that girl • 1329 01:21:48,140 --> 01:21:50,179 • Get rid of that girl. • 1330 01:21:57,660 --> 01:22:00,619 I'm glad it was you at my door tonight. 1331 01:22:00,780 --> 01:22:02,379 Real glad. 1332 01:22:12,540 --> 01:22:14,939 Ray, I'm really having a good time. 1333 01:22:15,100 --> 01:22:18,859 Man, that makes this kind of tough to say. 1334 01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:20,979 What? 1335 01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:26,979 Well, it's a far, far better thing I do 1336 01:22:27,140 --> 01:22:29,699 than I have ever done. 1337 01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:32,259 Ray, it was all a scam. 1338 01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:34,339 yeah. Well, it worked. 1339 01:22:39,660 --> 01:22:43,219 • you should have seen by the look in my eyes... • 1340 01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:46,619 Dad, what are you doing here? 1341 01:22:47,900 --> 01:22:50,619 Dancing. What are you doing here? 1342 01:22:52,220 --> 01:22:53,939 Dancing. 1343 01:22:54,100 --> 01:22:57,819 - Very good. - • But you didn't listen • 1344 01:23:00,380 --> 01:23:04,379 • You played dead, but you never bled • 1345 01:23:04,580 --> 01:23:07,579 • Instead you laid still in the grass • 1346 01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:10,739 • All coiled up and hissing... • 1347 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:19,499 I was gonna ask to cut in. 1348 01:23:19,660 --> 01:23:21,379 Where's Ray? 1349 01:23:21,540 --> 01:23:24,859 Gone. But you've got my permission. 1350 01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:27,019 I'm sure you can still catch him. 1351 01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:32,739 Actually, I was gonna ask to dance with you. 1352 01:23:35,940 --> 01:23:37,419 Really? 1353 01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:42,899 • And we're still together... • 1354 01:23:45,260 --> 01:23:47,699 • And I meant • 1355 01:23:47,860 --> 01:23:49,219 • Every word I said • 1356 01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:51,819 • When I said that I loved you... • 1357 01:23:51,980 --> 01:23:54,499 So, who are we making jealous? 1358 01:23:54,660 --> 01:23:56,819 Everyone, Nicole. 1359 01:23:56,980 --> 01:23:58,379 Everyone. 1360 01:23:58,540 --> 01:24:03,139 • And I'm gonna keep on loving you • 1361 01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:07,419 • 'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do • 1362 01:24:09,180 --> 01:24:11,459 • I don't wanna sleep • 1363 01:24:11,620 --> 01:24:15,019 • I just wanna keep on loving you • 1364 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:22,539 • I wanna keep on loving you • 1365 01:24:22,740 --> 01:24:27,539 • I wanna keep on loving you • 1366 01:24:27,700 --> 01:24:31,779 • I wanna keep on loving you. • 1367 01:24:33,740 --> 01:24:37,139 I don't know that I've ever been walked to my door before. 1368 01:24:37,340 --> 01:24:40,099 Oh, well, I rented the limo. 1369 01:24:40,300 --> 01:24:41,939 I get to be the guy. 1370 01:24:42,100 --> 01:24:43,659 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1371 01:24:43,820 --> 01:24:46,899 So, I guess that makes me the girl, huh? 1372 01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:48,579 Right. 1373 01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:55,419 Well, Nicole, I... 1374 01:24:55,580 --> 01:24:57,979 I had a really lovely time. 1375 01:24:58,140 --> 01:25:01,899 - Call me? - yeah, whatever. 1376 01:25:23,180 --> 01:25:26,619 Mom? 1377 01:25:27,980 --> 01:25:31,699 Oh, that must have been an interesting evening. 1378 01:25:31,860 --> 01:25:33,539 Dad. 1379 01:25:33,700 --> 01:25:35,219 Chase. 1380 01:25:35,380 --> 01:25:37,579 - Oh. - Oh. 1381 01:25:39,060 --> 01:25:42,379 - Should we tell 'em? - yeah. 1382 01:25:43,380 --> 01:25:45,859 - We're moving in together. - yeah. 1383 01:25:47,260 --> 01:25:51,099 Obviously, we all need to think about what this means. 1384 01:25:52,340 --> 01:25:55,179 Sure, well... 1385 01:25:55,340 --> 01:25:57,459 Tell you what... why don't you two think about it here 1386 01:25:57,620 --> 01:25:59,419 and we'll go think about it in the tree house. 1387 01:25:59,580 --> 01:26:03,339 • Wig-wam-bam, gonna make you my ma'am • 1388 01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:07,259 • Wam-bam-bam, gonna get you if I can • 1389 01:26:07,420 --> 01:26:10,859 • Wig-wam-bam, wanna make you understand • 1390 01:26:11,060 --> 01:26:14,139 • Try a little touch, try a little too much • 1391 01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:17,579 • Just try a little wig-wam-bam • 1392 01:26:20,100 --> 01:26:24,419 • Whoa! Wig-wam-bam sham-a-lam • 1393 01:26:24,580 --> 01:26:26,779 • Wam-bam-wam sham-a-lam. • 1394 01:26:27,860 --> 01:26:29,859 • Crazy • 1395 01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:38,539 • Oh • 1396 01:26:39,940 --> 01:26:44,899 • Baby, I'm so into you • 1397 01:26:45,060 --> 01:26:48,939 • you got that something, what can I do? • 1398 01:26:49,140 --> 01:26:53,859 • Baby, you spin me around • 1399 01:26:54,060 --> 01:26:56,299 • Oh, the earth is moving • 1400 01:26:56,460 --> 01:26:58,779 • But I can't feel the ground • 1401 01:26:58,980 --> 01:27:03,579 • Every time you look at me • 1402 01:27:03,780 --> 01:27:07,299 • My heart is jumping, it's easy to see • 1403 01:27:07,460 --> 01:27:10,259 • you drive me crazy • 1404 01:27:10,420 --> 01:27:13,179 • I just can't sleep • 1405 01:27:13,340 --> 01:27:17,059 • I'm so excited, I'm in too deep • 1406 01:27:17,220 --> 01:27:19,659 • Oh oh oh, crazy • 1407 01:27:19,820 --> 01:27:22,579 • But it feels all right • 1408 01:27:22,740 --> 01:27:27,339 • Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night • 1409 01:27:27,500 --> 01:27:32,499 • Tell me you're so into me • 1410 01:27:32,660 --> 01:27:36,819 • That I'm the only one you will see • 1411 01:27:37,020 --> 01:27:41,539 • Tell me I'm not in the blue • 1412 01:27:41,700 --> 01:27:43,619 • Oh, that I'm not a-wasting • 1413 01:27:43,820 --> 01:27:46,259 • My feelings on you • 1414 01:27:46,420 --> 01:27:51,539 • Every time I look at you • 1415 01:27:51,740 --> 01:27:55,099 • My heart is jumping, what can I do? • 1416 01:27:55,260 --> 01:27:58,019 • you drive me crazy • 1417 01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:01,059 • I just can't sleep • 1418 01:28:01,220 --> 01:28:04,619 • I'm so excited, I'm in too deep • 1419 01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,179 • Oh oh oh, crazy • 1420 01:28:07,380 --> 01:28:10,059 • But it feels all right • 1421 01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:14,259 • Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night • 1422 01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:18,819 • Oh • 1423 01:28:19,020 --> 01:28:21,139 • Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah • 1424 01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:23,699 • you drive me crazy • 1425 01:28:23,900 --> 01:28:25,139 • Oh • 1426 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:28,299 - • Sing it • - • Whoa oh oh, crazy • 1427 01:28:28,460 --> 01:28:29,739 • yeah! • 1428 01:28:29,900 --> 01:28:31,539 • yeah, yeah, yeah • 1429 01:28:31,740 --> 01:28:35,579 • Ooh-ooh • 1430 01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:37,339 • Stop! • 1431 01:28:40,580 --> 01:28:46,899 • Oh • 1432 01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:50,699 • Baby • 1433 01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:53,379 • Ooh ow, oh, yeah! • 1434 01:28:53,540 --> 01:28:57,739 • you drive me crazy, baby • 1435 01:28:57,900 --> 01:28:59,699 • Excited • 1436 01:28:59,860 --> 01:29:02,779 • I'm in too deep, oh oh oh • 1437 01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:07,019 • Oh, but it feels all right • 1438 01:29:07,180 --> 01:29:10,899 • Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night • 1439 01:29:11,060 --> 01:29:13,739 • you drive me crazy • 1440 01:29:13,900 --> 01:29:17,099 • I just can't sleep • 1441 01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:20,699 • I'm so excited, I'm in too deep • 1442 01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:23,299 • Oh oh oh, crazy • 1443 01:29:23,500 --> 01:29:26,259 • But it feels all right • 1444 01:29:26,460 --> 01:29:30,779 • Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night • 1445 01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:32,819 - • Sing it • - • Crazy • 1446 01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:34,939 • Oh • 1447 01:29:35,140 --> 01:29:37,299 - • Oh • - • Crazy • 1448 01:29:37,460 --> 01:29:39,819 • Ooh ow, oh yeah • 1449 01:29:40,020 --> 01:29:42,219 • you drive me crazy • 1450 01:29:42,380 --> 01:29:45,299 • But it feels all right • 1451 01:29:45,460 --> 01:29:49,819 • Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night. • 1452 01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:52,339 K-86 Rock block. 1453 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:55,059 They're out of this world! 1454 01:29:55,220 --> 01:29:58,819 • For a meatier burger, come to Meteor Burger • 1455 01:29:58,980 --> 01:30:02,419 • Where the burgers are meatier... • 1456 01:30:02,620 --> 01:30:05,339 If you want a burger that's thicker, juicier, 1457 01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:07,979 or out of this world, come to Meteor Burger, 1458 01:30:08,140 --> 01:30:10,979 located on the Timothy Zonin Parkway at Elm Boulevard. 1459 01:30:11,140 --> 01:30:16,579 Meteor Burger... home of the double thick Space Shake! 1460 01:30:16,740 --> 01:30:19,979 • For a meatier burger, come to Meteor Burger • 1461 01:30:20,180 --> 01:30:23,619 • Where the burgers are meatier. • 1462 01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:32,339 • Hail, hail, Timothy Zonin High School • 1463 01:30:32,500 --> 01:30:36,899 • Steadfast, true, and tried • 1464 01:30:37,060 --> 01:30:40,699 • Hail, hail, Timothy Zonin High School • 1465 01:30:40,860 --> 01:30:45,379 • Home of the Tigers pride • 1466 01:30:45,580 --> 01:30:49,219 • From the hallowed hills of Rudland • 1467 01:30:49,420 --> 01:30:53,779 • To a distant shore • 1468 01:30:53,940 --> 01:30:57,819 • Hail, hail, Timothy Zonin High School • 1469 01:30:57,980 --> 01:31:02,059 • Loyal evermore. •