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Ash:
Do you believe in the existence of evil?
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(panting)
Help me!
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- Oh.
- No!
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- (screeching)
- (screaming)
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Ash:
30 years ago,
I found the Book of the Dead.
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Now, because I read from the book...
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Misartra.
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...evil has found me.
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- (snarling)
- (screaming)
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You have no idea what you're doing!
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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I wrote this book.
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- (grunting)
- (woman screaming)
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Ash:
Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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That's my hometown.
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- Ash?
- Hiya, Pop.
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(panting)
I got a problem.
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The book, it did something to me.
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- It changed me.
- (grunts)
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Night night.
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- (growling)
- (yelling)
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That's our cue!
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(wailing)
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(both yelling)
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Evil, if you show your ugly mug
in this town ever again,
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I will take you down
and I will wipe you out!
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You know me as Ash Williams,
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the hero who saved Elk Grove from evil.
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For 30 long years,
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I've used this saw
on monsters and demons.
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But those battles are won,
so now I use it to...
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- (buzzing)
- ...slash prices!
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(upbeat music playing)
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At Ashy Slashy's Hardware
Store Emporium,
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we got you covered!
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- You want paint?
- (giggling)
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We shake it till we break it!
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(wobbling sound)
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Ladies, you'll love his nuts!
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(audience gasping)
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What's better than
a handful of my nuts?
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(laughing)
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A long screw.
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- (woman moaning)
- Whoa!
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- (giggling)
- We got wood.
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- (cash register bell dings)
- We got rope. We got rubber!
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We got it all!
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Die high prices!
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Good-bye high prices!
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For that special someone,
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- we've got everything from "D" to "ildo."
- Woman: Mmm.
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'Cause at Ashy Slashy's,
service is literally...
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- Man: Not.
- ...our middle name!
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Whoo!
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(laughing)
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Perfection!
And only 22 takes!
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- Man on TV:
Welcome back...
- Pablo: Yeah.
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- It's looking good, Jefe.
- Marketing 101, Pablo.
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- Know your audience.
- (indistinct chatter outside)
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Look at them lining up out there.
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- Man: You're the man, Ash!
- (Ash chuckling)
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Pablo: You know I've never seen
a town lose its shit
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over a hardware store before.
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Well, it's time to wake up and smell
the lightly scented wax flowers, Pablo.
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This isn't just a well-stocked
hardware storelsex-toy emporium.
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No, this is a shrine to a local hero.
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Those adoring fans are my peeps!
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- (dramatic music playing)
- (indistinct chatter)
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- (chainsaw buzzing)
- All right!
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- Hey, hey!
- (cheering)
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- Hello, Elk Grove!
- Man: Hey, hey!
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Are you ready for some hardware?!
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- (cheering)
- Come on in!
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Fishing supplies, aisle two.
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We got guns, we got flags,
we got pornography.
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- Yeah!
- That's a little further in the back.
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Men, can't please your wives?
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Better check out aisle seven.
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Woman: Yeah!
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- Ash: Same problem?
- Man: No need to push, jeez.
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Woman #2: Aisle D, I think.
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Man: Hey, no need to push.
Leave me alone.
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And last up we have Amy,
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who I'm told has made
a startling discovery.
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I see here, Amy, that you
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- discovered this item--
- In the mud.
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- In the mud.
- (eerie growling)
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(chuckling)
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- (dance music playing)
- (indistinct chatter, laughter)
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- Well, I know. I'm sorry...
- (indistinct chatter)
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(grunts)
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What did I fucking tell you?
How many times I got to tell you?
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Pretzels are for paying customers only!
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- Okay?
- (grunting)
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Next time I'll use your head
as a fucking cue ball.
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Who touched the T--
who touched the TV?
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How many fuckin'--
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- (suspenseful music playing)
- (eerie growling)
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- (glass shattering)
- (people cheering, laughter)
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Hey. Hey, it's me.
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You were right, evil's coming back.
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And here you've found a book
written in ancient Sumerian.
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(howling in distance)
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It's so curious.
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Does "curious" mean valuable?
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This appears to be some sort of...
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descriptive passage.
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"Conda anu astratta alaktu"...
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- (Stanley continues)
- You know with most of these clowns,
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I got to play hardball, but for you?
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Hose clamps are half-off.
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These are the best in the world.
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You put them on, they grip tight.
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They don't slip, slide, stretch,
or tear like other things.
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- ..."estaro ces reche.
- (Ash chuckling)
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Sarr des kanda"...
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- (eerie music playing)
- (growling)
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"Kanda"...
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(growling grows louder)
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Kanda?
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(snarling)
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- (banging)
- (all gasping)
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What?
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Apparently you've found an ancient text,
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known as the Necronomicon-Ex Mortis.
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(creaking, splintering)
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- The Book of the Dead.
- Is that good?
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The book, is said to hold spells
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- and incantations that...
- (clinking)
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...if read out loud...
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could connect the demons
of the netherworld,
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with our own--
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- (shattering)
- (all gasping)
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(all screaming)
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(screeching)
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Most important thing about a hose,
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is its width, and its length.
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Mostly the length.
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(static, test signal sounding)
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Man on TV:
Our scheduled broadcast
will resume in a moment.
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Hey!
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I paid for two more spots!
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Okay, we got two fish tacos.
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- Bam!
- (man chuckling)
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We got your hard drive.
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- That's me.
- Enjoy.
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- Man: Oh, yeah.
- Oh! (grunting)
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- Man #2: I don't know...
- (people murmuring)
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Excuse me.
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Oh! Shit--
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- (eerie growling)
- (groaning, panting)
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- (whimpering)
- (growling continues)
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- (eerie music playing)
- (all gasping, groaning)
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(coughing)
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(squishing)
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Who are you?
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Well, in Rome, they called me
Mutter Daemonium De Igne.
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Demon Woman of Fire.
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And in Greece, they called me
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Agria Ti Mitéra Apó Tin Kólasi.
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Fierce Mother from Hell.
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But in these benighted times,
they just call me Ruby.
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- (panting)
- I'll take that.
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No! No! Wait!
It's too important--
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- (yells)
- (suspenseful music playing)
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Girl: This is bullshit.
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Whatever happened to free speech?
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This was my best giant penis yet.
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(snickers)
Yeah.
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- Thanks for talking me into this.
- (chuckles)
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You missed a spot.
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- Dick.
- Less.
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(girls giggling, chattering)
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Can we just finish and get out?
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I'm in enough trouble already.
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Wait till they see what I drew
on Perkins' car.
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Is "man-Gina" a word?
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(laughing)
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Oh, Rachel, please.
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I just want to get through
the next four months.
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Since when did you become
Miss Bourgeoisie?
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Oh, it's simple.
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I graduate, I can leave here.
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I leave here, I'm not here,
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and that's a good thing.
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All right, you still haven't fallen
for Elk Grove's "small town charms"?
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Excuse me?
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The whole town's excited
because their ex-psycho killer
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is opening a hardware store.
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- Kill me now.
- (growling)
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Could be worse.
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- How?
- (girls laughing)
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We could be like them.
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Oh, yeah. That'll never happen.
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Good, because if you did,
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I would have to slit my wrists.
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- (electricity buzzing)
- (coughs, laughs)
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Oh, look. Cougie's back.
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Yeah, well, fuck off, Cougie!
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Okay, we get it.
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Costume, mascot, very funny.
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You can leave now!
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Hey, asshole!
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- Go away--
- (electricity buzzing)
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Okay, guy, now I'm mad.
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- (growling, snarling)
- Jesus, what is that?
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(growling)
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Probably just some varsity assholes
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playing some bullshit prank!
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(both gasping)
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(growling)
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Brandy, don't!
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What is your problem, fuck boy?
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(snarling)
235
00:09:52,382 --> 00:09:54,301
- (blood dripping)
- (gasping)
236
00:09:59,264 --> 00:10:00,682
(snarling continues)
237
00:10:05,479 --> 00:10:07,356
(eerie voices chanting)
238
00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:11,944
(lockers banging)
239
00:10:12,027 --> 00:10:14,113
(gasping)
240
00:10:20,911 --> 00:10:22,996
(both panting)
241
00:10:30,295 --> 00:10:32,464
- (growling)
- (screaming)
242
00:10:37,219 --> 00:10:38,679
(both gasping)
243
00:10:41,306 --> 00:10:43,475
(suspenseful music playing)
244
00:10:45,269 --> 00:10:47,020
(both screaming)
245
00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:50,190
Help!
246
00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:54,820
Help! Help, please!
247
00:10:54,903 --> 00:10:55,904
- (snarling)
- (screaming)
248
00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:58,824
- (laughing maniacally)
- (laughter, chattering)
249
00:10:58,907 --> 00:11:00,701
And that's the whole story.
250
00:11:00,784 --> 00:11:02,911
Hey, feller. Hey. How are you?
251
00:11:02,995 --> 00:11:04,830
Ladies. Come on.
252
00:11:04,913 --> 00:11:07,166
A little somethin', somethin'.
There we go.
253
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,460
- (lively accordion music)
- Nickel for a tickle, huh?
254
00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,546
- (girl laughs)
- What do you say?
255
00:11:12,629 --> 00:11:14,089
(indistinct chatter, laughter)
256
00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:19,219
I don't believe this, it's really him.
257
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:21,096
(cell phone rings)
258
00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,431
- Oh, hey. Hey, honey.
- Brandy:
Mom! Mom!
259
00:11:22,514 --> 00:11:24,183
There's this guy at the school,
you've got to come
260
00:11:24,266 --> 00:11:25,350
- help us, please!
- What?
261
00:11:25,434 --> 00:11:26,727
- Hey, Pablo.
- Yeah.
262
00:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,188
Ah, I got to talk to you about
something else.
263
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:30,856
If this is about a raise--
264
00:11:30,939 --> 00:11:33,358
Actually, you don't pay me
at all right now, but--
265
00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:35,235
Son of a bitch!
266
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:36,778
Hey, whoa!
267
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:38,530
Lady! There's a line!
268
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:40,699
You don't even remember me?
269
00:11:41,617 --> 00:11:43,535
Well, the old steel trap
never forgets a rack,
270
00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,495
but faces are a little fuzzy.
271
00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:47,873
Give me a hint.
272
00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:51,001
(women screaming)
273
00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:52,711
I said a hint.
274
00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,046
I'm your fucking wife!
275
00:11:54,129 --> 00:11:55,756
(inaudible)
276
00:11:55,839 --> 00:11:58,592
- My what?
- We need to talk.
277
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,558
Lady, I don't know what kind of
coo-coo juice you've been drinkin',
278
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,143
but if you're fishing for alimony--
279
00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:11,104
One of your goddamn monsters
just attacked our daughter
280
00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:12,231
at Kenward County High.
281
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:13,690
Daughter?! Ha!
282
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,400
You definitely got the wrong guy!
283
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,110
Demons made you chop off your hand.
284
00:12:17,194 --> 00:12:18,946
- "I'll swallow your soul."
- (scoffs)
285
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,531
Good sex is 30 seconds
followed by a cheeseburger?
286
00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:25,577
Okay, maybe we have met.
287
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:26,828
(sighs)
288
00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,080
But in case you didn't get the memo,
289
00:12:28,163 --> 00:12:30,582
me and my compadres,
we buried evil big time.
290
00:12:30,666 --> 00:12:33,252
Elk Grove is officially
a demon-free zone.
291
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,836
- Jefe.
- Yeah.
292
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,672
I think she's telling the truth.
293
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:40,842
- (eerie music playing)
- (growling)
294
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,473
Dude, I told you to get that
shit lasered off.
295
00:12:46,556 --> 00:12:48,392
Nah, I didn't do this.
296
00:12:48,475 --> 00:12:49,768
It just happened outside.
297
00:12:49,851 --> 00:12:51,103
I'm scared!
298
00:12:51,186 --> 00:12:54,856
- This thing is after my little girl and--
- All right all ready! I'll check it out!
299
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,608
- (suspenseful music playing)
- (tires screeching)
300
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,154
(lightning crashing)
301
00:13:09,746 --> 00:13:12,499
(chuckles)
Just like old times, eh, Pablo?
302
00:13:12,582 --> 00:13:14,793
Except for the wife part, and no Kelly.
303
00:13:14,876 --> 00:13:16,545
Actually, it's not like old times at all.
304
00:13:16,628 --> 00:13:19,506
- Just drive!
- Hey, easy for you sister.
305
00:13:19,589 --> 00:13:21,300
You come waltzing into my life,
306
00:13:21,383 --> 00:13:22,968
yapping about demons and daughters,
307
00:13:23,051 --> 00:13:25,012
and I don't know boo about you.
308
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:27,097
- Candace Barr.
- Yeah, and?
309
00:13:29,599 --> 00:13:30,851
Branson?
310
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:32,352
Branson.
311
00:13:33,061 --> 00:13:35,689
- (woman and man yelling)
- Oh...
312
00:13:35,772 --> 00:13:37,983
♪
I want candy ♪
313
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:40,360
- (Ash grunting)
- (laughter)
314
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:43,572
- ♪
I want candy ♪
- Oh.
315
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,282
- Give me some!
- ♪
Yeah ♪
316
00:13:45,365 --> 00:13:47,326
Ah! My God!
317
00:13:47,409 --> 00:13:50,245
- Oh, God! She's so good!
- Oh.
318
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,663
- (yelling indistinctly)
- (both whooping)
319
00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:56,043
(both moaning loudly)
320
00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:02,007
Wait a minute,
321
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:04,009
Candace Barr.
322
00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:05,093
(sighs)
323
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,387
(laughing)
Oh, no, Candy Barr?
324
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,514
(laughter)
325
00:14:11,099 --> 00:14:14,353
Well, this daughter of ours, I'll bet
she thinks I'm pretty special, huh?
326
00:14:14,436 --> 00:14:15,604
Dream on.
327
00:14:15,687 --> 00:14:17,481
I told her her old man
was some crack dealer
328
00:14:17,564 --> 00:14:19,191
- who got shanked in prison.
- What?!
329
00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:20,859
Well, it was easier than admitting
330
00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:23,278
I'd hooked up with some psycho saw-boy!
331
00:14:23,362 --> 00:14:27,407
Oh, okay, but I call B.S. on the daughter.
332
00:14:27,491 --> 00:14:29,743
I was using my lucky rubber
all through the odds,
333
00:14:29,826 --> 00:14:31,870
and that sucker went 50 and O.
334
00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:33,914
Oh, oh, oh.
335
00:14:33,997 --> 00:14:35,916
♪
I want candy, hey ♪
336
00:14:35,999 --> 00:14:37,876
Candace: Just drive!
337
00:14:40,295 --> 00:14:42,089
(eerie music playing)
338
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,553
(ethereal growling)
339
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,605
- (gasping)
- (indistinct whispering)
340
00:15:23,505 --> 00:15:25,257
(gasping, shuddering)
341
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,223
- (chanting in ancient language)
- (growling grows louder)
342
00:15:36,351 --> 00:15:38,478
Candalier boncelo...
343
00:15:39,896 --> 00:15:42,274
(chanting continues)
344
00:15:42,357 --> 00:15:44,025
(eerie vocalizing)
345
00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,111
(chanting continues)
346
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:57,497
Kanda.
347
00:15:57,581 --> 00:15:59,875
Abomino.
348
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,267
(gasping)
349
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:23,607
(wailing)
350
00:16:26,693 --> 00:16:29,237
(vocalizing grows louder)
351
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:41,374
- God, that smell.
- (phone dialing)
352
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,835
This monkey farm
hasn't changed in 30 years.
353
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,837
Recording:
The caller you are
trying to reach is unavailable.
354
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,797
She's not answering.
355
00:16:47,881 --> 00:16:49,466
You actually went to school?
356
00:16:49,549 --> 00:16:52,135
Yeah, these halls
have some sweet memories.
357
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:54,054
Met my first Linda here.
358
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,558
Hey, give me a second.
359
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,853
What are you doing?
(scoffs)
360
00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:04,689
I'm sorry, I don't even know you,
361
00:17:04,773 --> 00:17:06,858
but did I make a mistake
coming to Ash for help?
362
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,614
Ever since I hooked up with El Jefe,
363
00:17:12,697 --> 00:17:15,492
I've seen a lot of weird shit go down.
364
00:17:15,575 --> 00:17:17,452
He's always had my back.
365
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,829
Well, almost always.
366
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,665
There was this one time I got cut in half.
367
00:17:21,748 --> 00:17:22,999
(whispers) What?
368
00:17:23,083 --> 00:17:25,377
Pablo: Yeah, but Ash
went back in time to save me.
369
00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:28,255
It was so cool, but also really weird,
370
00:17:28,338 --> 00:17:30,966
'cause when we got back,
nothing seemed to have changed.
371
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,885
(chuckles)
Maui Wowie.
372
00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:36,221
It's my emergency stash.
373
00:17:36,304 --> 00:17:38,723
I'll just put this bad boy away
for the appropriate time.
374
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:40,892
Candace: Brandy?
375
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,644
- (eerie groaning)
- (gasping)
376
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,274
(lightning crashing)
377
00:17:51,528 --> 00:17:53,029
(thunder rumbling)
378
00:17:57,742 --> 00:17:59,494
(indistinct whispering)
379
00:18:01,162 --> 00:18:02,747
(suspenseful music playing)
380
00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:10,505
(floorboards creaking)
381
00:18:16,344 --> 00:18:17,804
- (both panting)
- (footsteps thudding)
382
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:24,311
- (Rachel whimpers)
- Shh, shh!
383
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,522
(footsteps thudding)
384
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,193
(creaking)
385
00:18:33,194 --> 00:18:35,280
Whoever's out there, fuck off!
386
00:18:38,366 --> 00:18:39,618
Brandy?
387
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:43,955
- Wow.
- She's not yours, dumb-ass!
388
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,541
(gasping) Mom!
389
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,001
Honey! Thank God!
390
00:18:48,084 --> 00:18:49,502
- Back off, Mama Bear!
- Hey!
391
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:52,714
- What are you doing?
- The ink on my buddy went nuclear,
392
00:18:52,797 --> 00:18:55,383
that means evil is just around the corner.
393
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,803
So your little peach could be
a bowel-sucking hell beast.
394
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,473
Mom, what's the chainsaw geek doing here?
395
00:19:01,556 --> 00:19:03,683
Oh, honey,
I don't know how to tell you this,
396
00:19:03,767 --> 00:19:06,394
but Ash, he's-he's, uh-- he's your--
397
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:10,482
What she's trying to say is, I'm your pop.
398
00:19:10,565 --> 00:19:12,150
Father dearest.
399
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:13,818
The old sperm shooter.
400
00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:15,904
- What?
- But you can call me Dad,
401
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:18,365
unless you're a Deadite,
then you can go fuck yourself.
402
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,824
- So come on now, demon-spawn!
- (both gasping)
403
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,660
- Show Daddy what you got!
- (electricity buzzing)
404
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:25,747
Okay, nobody move.
405
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,083
(heavy breathing)
406
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,675
Alleged daughter,
who else is in the room?
407
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:40,011
Um, you...
408
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,264
- the guy with the hair, my mom, and--
- (piano playing)
409
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,352
(light switches clicking)
410
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,275
- Rachel?
- (piano playing continues)
411
00:20:00,615 --> 00:20:03,201
(in distorted voice)
♪ Ashy Slashy ♪
412
00:20:03,284 --> 00:20:05,537
♪ Was a real stinker ♪
413
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:09,708
♪ Took an axe to his sister's thinker ♪
414
00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,751
Hey, Brandy's friend.
415
00:20:13,461 --> 00:20:14,963
You want to keep it down?
416
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:17,048
(panting)
417
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,802
Oh! Oh, my God! Rachel?
What have you done?
418
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:23,096
- (growling loudly)
- (piano continues playing)
419
00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:30,270
- (gasping)
- (drums playing)
420
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:35,233
- (roaring)
- (screaming)
421
00:20:38,236 --> 00:20:40,113
What are you doing?!
422
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,907
- (playing out of tune)
- (snarling)
423
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:55,837
(shotgun reloading)
424
00:20:57,046 --> 00:21:00,133
- (ethereal growling)
- Rachel!
425
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,469
(horn sounding loudly)
426
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,603
(instruments playing chaotically)
427
00:21:13,855 --> 00:21:15,648
(trumpeting)
428
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,860
- (chords sounding)
- Ah!
429
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,445
(panting)
430
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,454
(laughing, grunting)
431
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,041
Ah!
432
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,503
- (chords sounding)
- (grunts)
433
00:21:41,257 --> 00:21:44,344
- (chords sounding out of tune)
- (grunts)
434
00:21:46,221 --> 00:21:48,973
(trumpeting)
435
00:21:49,057 --> 00:21:50,850
Blow.
436
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:53,561
(both panting)
437
00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,650
No!
438
00:22:00,443 --> 00:22:02,529
I love you, Brandy.
439
00:22:04,572 --> 00:22:06,366
- (blood splattering)
- (grunting)
440
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:09,494
(both gasping)
441
00:22:09,577 --> 00:22:11,371
(gasping)
442
00:22:20,046 --> 00:22:22,090
(Brandy sobs)
443
00:22:24,133 --> 00:22:25,718
Candy.
444
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,183
Oh!
445
00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:36,980
(gasping)
446
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:40,108
Mom!
447
00:22:42,151 --> 00:22:44,070
- (Brandy sobbing)
- (harp playing)
448
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,962
Why you...
449
00:23:03,464 --> 00:23:04,799
No!
450
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:07,176
(both grunting)
451
00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:11,306
(distorted) Ashy Slashy,
soon there'll be nothing left of you...
452
00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:15,393
we'll destroy your seed
and your whore daughter, too.
453
00:23:15,476 --> 00:23:19,063
Sorry, jailbait,
my dance card is a little full.
454
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:20,565
I'll have to squeeze you in.
455
00:23:20,648 --> 00:23:21,816
(in normal voice)
Brandy!
456
00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,154
- (sobbing)
- (ethereal growling)
457
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,451
- (heavy breathing)
- (squishing)
458
00:23:35,246 --> 00:23:36,748
- (gasping)
- Oh!
459
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:39,918
Suck on that, Harpo.
460
00:23:45,381 --> 00:23:48,134
- (gasping)
- (exhales softly)
461
00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:54,766
What... what?
462
00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:56,851
I know.
463
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:58,478
It sucks.
464
00:23:59,687 --> 00:24:01,314
I remember my first taste of evil.
465
00:24:01,397 --> 00:24:03,024
- (glass shattering, growling)
- (gasps)
466
00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:07,362
(suspenseful music playing)
467
00:24:07,445 --> 00:24:08,780
(growling)
468
00:24:08,863 --> 00:24:11,115
Oh, Cougie! They got you, too!
469
00:24:11,199 --> 00:24:12,617
(buzzing)
470
00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:17,372
- (Cougie growling)
- (Ash grunting)
471
00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,960
- (chainsaw sputtering)
- (screeching)
472
00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,128
- Ash!
- (Ash yelling)
473
00:24:26,673 --> 00:24:28,675
- (groaning, wailing)
- (bones cracking)
474
00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:31,386
- (grunting)
- (growling)
475
00:24:33,721 --> 00:24:35,390
(screaming, groaning)
476
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,019
- (growling)
- Whoa!
477
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:41,896
- (Ash yelling)
- (groaning)
478
00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:46,901
- (roaring)
- (grunting)
479
00:24:52,907 --> 00:24:54,742
- (canister hissing)
- (grunting)
480
00:24:58,705 --> 00:25:01,124
Kelly: Howdy fuckin' ho, boys.
Miss me?
481
00:25:03,126 --> 00:25:04,502
(chuckles)
482
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,590
- (screaming)
- (grunts)
483
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:18,224
Well, lookie who's back.
484
00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:22,186
And seriously rocking the leather.
485
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,442
- Who's the boy toy?
- Kelly was right.
486
00:25:27,525 --> 00:25:29,944
You are the prophesied one.
487
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,529
Kelly: This is Dalton.
488
00:25:31,612 --> 00:25:33,614
He's with the Knights of Sumeria.
489
00:25:33,698 --> 00:25:36,367
- The who with the huh?
- It's an honor to meet you.
490
00:25:36,451 --> 00:25:39,120
I've been waiting for the chance to battle
this ancient evil my entire life.
491
00:25:39,203 --> 00:25:42,123
Yeah, he's kind of a fan.
492
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,460
Who's the kid?
493
00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:48,755
Oh, believe it or not, that's my daughter.
494
00:25:48,838 --> 00:25:51,090
(chuckling)
Sandy.
495
00:25:51,174 --> 00:25:52,759
Ah, Mandy.
496
00:25:52,842 --> 00:25:54,927
Brandy.
497
00:25:55,011 --> 00:25:56,387
(sobbing)
And fuck you.
498
00:25:56,471 --> 00:25:58,556
We're still getting to know each other.
499
00:25:58,639 --> 00:26:01,559
Okay, team, it looks like evil's back,
500
00:26:01,642 --> 00:26:03,936
and Elk Grove is ground zero.
501
00:26:04,020 --> 00:26:07,065
Kelly, Pablo, other guy, you up for this?
502
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:08,775
One for all, and all for one.
503
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:10,693
Uh, cute, but no.
504
00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:11,778
Pablo?
505
00:26:11,861 --> 00:26:14,113
Say it like you mean it.
506
00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:15,948
Ghost Beaters are back!
507
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:17,992
Ash:
Fucking-A, right we are!
508
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:19,744
And, evil...
509
00:26:19,827 --> 00:26:22,163
- oh, we're coming for you.
- (thunder rumbling)
510
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,501
I think now is the appropriate time Pablo.
511
00:26:33,007 --> 00:26:34,550
(deep inhale)
512
00:26:36,385 --> 00:26:37,804
(in strained voice) Sandy?
513
00:26:37,887 --> 00:26:40,640
♪
Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
514
00:26:41,432 --> 00:26:44,352
♪
Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
515
00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:48,147
♪
Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
516
00:26:49,315 --> 00:26:52,777
♪
Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
517
00:26:52,860 --> 00:26:55,029
(disco music playing)
518
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,546
♪
She's crazy like a fool ♪
519
00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:15,299
♪
What about it, Daddy Cool? ♪
520
00:27:16,509 --> 00:27:19,178
♪
I'm crazy like a fool ♪
521
00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:22,932
♪
What about it, Daddy Cool? ♪
522
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:26,727
♪
Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
523
00:27:28,020 --> 00:27:30,231
♪
Daddy, Daddy Cool ♪
524
00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:42,888
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