Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,935 --> 00:00:06,006
I want you to sell us your
vision of the afterlife.
2
00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:07,007
[laughter]
3
00:00:07,107 --> 00:00:09,476
- 1-800-925.
4
00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:10,477
[laughter]
5
00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:12,812
- They say God is a woman.
6
00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,215
And I am.
7
00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:16,649
[laughter]
8
00:00:16,750 --> 00:00:18,852
- And, of course, facials.
9
00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:23,156
[music continues]
10
00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:24,357
- Amethyst...
11
00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:25,992
- If you're going to
do the lewd thing,
12
00:00:26,092 --> 00:00:27,794
I feel like it has to land.
13
00:00:27,894 --> 00:00:29,095
- Princess Poppy...
14
00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,097
- Look at the rest of
the girls next to you.
15
00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:33,033
You got to step
your pussy up a bit.
16
00:00:33,133 --> 00:00:34,934
- Sasha Colby.
17
00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:39,139
Every time you did the
neck thing, I laughed.
18
00:00:39,239 --> 00:00:42,275
You are the winner of
this week's challenge.
19
00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:45,378
Amethyst, shantay, you stay.
20
00:00:45,478 --> 00:00:48,248
Princess, sashay away.
21
00:00:51,584 --> 00:00:57,590
[dramatic music]
22
00:00:58,958 --> 00:01:00,627
- What a lip sync, you guys.
23
00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,062
- Girl.
- Poppy.
24
00:01:02,162 --> 00:01:03,263
- Oh, no.
25
00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:06,199
- Baby, we are back in the
workroom without Miss Poppy,
26
00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,835
and it feels good.
27
00:01:08,935 --> 00:01:13,139
[laughs] I'm so happy
that it wasn't me.
28
00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,842
- I'm gagged that I'm
still here, y'all.
29
00:01:15,942 --> 00:01:17,744
You know?
30
00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:20,680
Of course, I'm feeling
a little unsure of myself.
31
00:01:20,780 --> 00:01:21,881
Have I ever been funny?
32
00:01:21,981 --> 00:01:23,850
Have I been not funny
this whole time?
33
00:01:23,950 --> 00:01:25,652
I'm known for my comedic timing,
34
00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:29,222
so to hear that that's the
one thing that I messed up,
35
00:01:29,322 --> 00:01:30,590
it's devastating.
36
00:01:30,690 --> 00:01:32,692
- Sugar, sit next to me.
[indistinct chatter]
37
00:01:32,792 --> 00:01:34,994
- All right, bitches,
y'all are always together.
38
00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,206
How did it feel to, like,
work separate from each other?
39
00:01:37,230 --> 00:01:38,908
- I think my group
might have got annoyed at me
40
00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:40,900
because I'm used
to working with Spice,
41
00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:42,302
and y'all know us.
42
00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,604
We're throwing out ideas.
We're having fun.
43
00:01:44,704 --> 00:01:46,339
But then I had to
check it in my group
44
00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,375
because not everyone
works that way.
45
00:01:49,476 --> 00:01:51,311
I mean, I can be a little
annoying sometimes.
46
00:01:51,411 --> 00:01:53,179
I can be too much,
but you know what?
47
00:01:53,279 --> 00:01:55,115
I'm done with apologizing
for being too much.
48
00:01:55,215 --> 00:01:57,250
Like, whatever.
Let me own it.
49
00:01:57,350 --> 00:02:00,854
- Can I just say
congratulations to you?
50
00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,455
[cheering]
Yes.
51
00:02:02,555 --> 00:02:04,824
- The old dog's
got a few tricks up
52
00:02:04,924 --> 00:02:05,925
in her sleeves, honey.
53
00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:07,393
Watch out.
54
00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:10,196
- I feel pretty good
to have been in the top two.
55
00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:12,132
I would like to say
it's the top two.
56
00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:13,472
- [laughs]
- Let's go with that.
57
00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:14,767
- Okay.
- [laughs]
58
00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:16,169
- Okay, so what's the rank?
59
00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:20,340
- I would say third,
second, first.
60
00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,642
- I think first, second.
[laughter]
61
00:02:22,742 --> 00:02:24,377
- First, second, third.
62
00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:26,646
- First, second.
63
00:02:26,746 --> 00:02:27,746
- Okay.
64
00:02:27,780 --> 00:02:28,980
- I don't care what Luxx says.
65
00:02:29,048 --> 00:02:31,518
I really slayed this challenge.
66
00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,420
And what I really want is a win.
67
00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,256
- Okay, so it's been
a very long day,
68
00:02:36,356 --> 00:02:37,657
and I definitely want to get
69
00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:40,126
out of this almost-winning
look, so let's go.
70
00:02:40,226 --> 00:02:41,127
[laughter]
71
00:02:41,227 --> 00:02:43,863
- Onward, hos, onward.
72
00:02:43,963 --> 00:02:46,266
- I'm sitting pretty
on top, winning,
73
00:02:46,366 --> 00:02:48,368
but I feel like
some of the girls
74
00:02:48,468 --> 00:02:51,070
are feeling the pressure
to be seen.
75
00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:54,674
And I'm telling you right now,
y'all ain't taking my spot.
76
00:02:54,774 --> 00:02:56,576
[music continues]
77
00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,112
Is this what winning feels like?
78
00:02:59,212 --> 00:03:01,381
[moans]
79
00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,849
- [singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
80
00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,309
The winner
of "RuPaul's Drag Race"
81
00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:05,718
receives a one-year supply
82
00:03:05,818 --> 00:03:07,687
of Anastasia Beverly Hills
Cosmetics
83
00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:11,958
and a gag-worthy grand prize
of $200,000,
84
00:03:12,058 --> 00:03:13,326
served by Cash App.
85
00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:16,229
With extra-special guest
judge Amandla Stenberg.
86
00:03:16,329 --> 00:03:17,864
[singing] "RuPaul's Drag Race"
87
00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:21,568
May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win
88
00:03:24,637 --> 00:03:25,872
- Whoo.
89
00:03:25,972 --> 00:03:28,274
- Another day of trauma.
[laughs]
90
00:03:28,374 --> 00:03:29,943
- It's a new day
in the workroom,
91
00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:32,812
and it's a new day
of me being crazy.
92
00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:35,381
- Now, Amethyst, I'm curious.
Do you play baseball?
93
00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:37,293
Because, you know,
three strikes, and you're out.
94
00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:39,085
[laughter]
95
00:03:39,185 --> 00:03:42,322
She made me say it.
She made me say it.
96
00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,190
- I would never.
97
00:03:44,290 --> 00:03:45,890
- 'Cause I know you
didn't think of that.
98
00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:48,127
- I'm not that witty.
- It was Mistress.
99
00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,462
[door opens]
100
00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:53,199
- Hello, hello, hello.
[all chattering excitedly]
101
00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:56,436
- Oh, you better come
through, Met Gala!
102
00:03:56,536 --> 00:03:59,706
- Ladykins, when it
comes to charisma,
103
00:03:59,806 --> 00:04:03,910
uniqueness, nerve, and talent,
too much is never enough.
104
00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,078
- That is right.
105
00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:07,213
- So, for this week's
Maxi Challenge,
106
00:04:07,313 --> 00:04:11,050
we'll be serving a double
helping of...
107
00:04:11,150 --> 00:04:12,719
the Snatch Game.
108
00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,154
- What?
109
00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,257
- Did she say Snatch Game?
110
00:04:18,992 --> 00:04:20,893
- This early?
What?
111
00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:22,862
What?
112
00:04:22,962 --> 00:04:26,799
- This season Snatch Game is
going to be longer, thicker...
113
00:04:26,899 --> 00:04:30,003
- Ooh.
- And juicier than ever before.
114
00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,338
- Oh, wow.
- Sounds good.
115
00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,641
- For the first time
in "Drag Race" herstory,
116
00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,443
we'll be playing the game
in two rounds
117
00:04:37,543 --> 00:04:40,280
with two different casts
of characters.
118
00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,115
- Okay.
- What?
119
00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:43,549
[laughter]
What?
120
00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,918
- Now, I'm going to
split this Snatch Game
121
00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:47,920
right down the middle.
122
00:04:48,021 --> 00:04:49,722
Everyone who lined
up on the left,
123
00:04:49,822 --> 00:04:51,658
you'll play
in the first Snatch Game.
124
00:04:51,758 --> 00:04:53,393
And everyone who
lined up on the right,
125
00:04:53,493 --> 00:04:56,195
you'll play
in the second Snatch Game.
126
00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,196
Y'all know the rules.
127
00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,999
You impersonate a celebrity
128
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:03,403
that will make me laugh
my yass off.
129
00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:06,973
- I do all of this shit,
but I don't do impersonations.
130
00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:09,208
So I am literally shaking.
131
00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:12,078
- Racers, start your engines,
132
00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:15,348
and may the best drag queen win.
133
00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:16,759
- [imitating Tim Gunn]
Make it work, designers.
134
00:05:16,783 --> 00:05:17,950
Make it work.
135
00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,552
- You know, it is a known fact
136
00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,188
that Snatch Game
happens every season.
137
00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:25,124
No drag queen is sure not.
138
00:05:25,224 --> 00:05:26,125
- Who are you doing?
139
00:05:26,225 --> 00:05:27,727
- Jan Crouch.
- Okay.
140
00:05:27,827 --> 00:05:30,163
- Who are you doing?
- Amanda Lepore.
141
00:05:30,263 --> 00:05:31,397
- Does it make you nervous
142
00:05:31,497 --> 00:05:32,977
that Trinity's
already done it before?
143
00:05:33,032 --> 00:05:34,576
- No, because she didn't
do that good of a job.
144
00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:37,937
- [laughter]
- Your words, not mine.
145
00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,182
- Are you going to do Dolly
because it was such a success?
146
00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:41,766
- No, I mean, I already
showed my Dolly.
147
00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:44,043
I'm actually even more so known
for my Joan Rivers.
148
00:05:44,143 --> 00:05:45,311
- Yeah.
149
00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:47,313
- Joan is an absolute icon,
150
00:05:47,413 --> 00:05:50,116
and I'm really staking my name
on this.
151
00:05:50,216 --> 00:05:51,951
So the pressure is on me.
152
00:05:52,051 --> 00:05:53,920
- I feel like I was,
like, born to be
153
00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:55,988
- Miley Cyrus in Snatch Game.
- Okay. Oh, cute.
154
00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,390
- So that's what happening here.
155
00:05:57,490 --> 00:05:58,701
- Oh, my God.
- Does it ring a bell?
156
00:05:58,725 --> 00:06:00,860
- Yeah.
- Sugar, what are you doing?
157
00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,463
- Internet pop star
sensation Trisha Paytas.
158
00:06:03,563 --> 00:06:04,630
- No way.
159
00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:06,008
- And I know
Internet people always...
160
00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:08,701
- I was gonna say.
- Bomb into "obliviation."
161
00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,803
But, you know, Sugar
is here to change that.
162
00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:13,039
I'm planning on doing
Trisha Paytas for Snatch Game,
163
00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:15,708
the one and only mean queen
Internet troll
164
00:06:15,808 --> 00:06:16,943
of our generation.
165
00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,077
No one is safe.
166
00:06:18,177 --> 00:06:19,388
She's going to
interrupt everything.
167
00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:21,013
I know I am taking a risk.
168
00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:22,448
I'm just hoping it pays off.
169
00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:23,916
- I'm winning Snatch Game.
- Ah!
170
00:06:24,016 --> 00:06:26,252
- No, I'm winning.
- Battle of the twins.
171
00:06:26,352 --> 00:06:28,352
- We let the girls have it,
and now Sugar and Spice
172
00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:30,723
are here
to snatch up Snatch Game.
173
00:06:30,823 --> 00:06:32,234
- They're in the same group,
huh, Sugar and Spice?
174
00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:33,526
- Yeah.
175
00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,862
- It's going to be a little
bit chaotic with them.
176
00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:37,597
- I can sense that.
- Yeah.
177
00:06:37,697 --> 00:06:38,831
- Who are you doing?
178
00:06:38,931 --> 00:06:41,567
- I'm doing the coconut
water connoisseur.
179
00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:43,569
- [gasps] Bretman Rock.
- Yes!
180
00:06:43,669 --> 00:06:47,440
Bretman Rock is a YouTube star.
181
00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:49,909
He's just really over the top.
He's Filipino.
182
00:06:50,009 --> 00:06:51,177
And I can relate to him.
183
00:06:51,277 --> 00:06:52,478
- What you doing?
184
00:06:52,578 --> 00:06:54,881
- I am going to be
the plus-size diva lesbian
185
00:06:54,981 --> 00:06:57,216
- comedian Rosie O'Donnell.
- Okay.
186
00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,385
- So I'm going to channel
my inner New Yorker.
187
00:06:59,485 --> 00:07:02,221
- Who are you doing?
- Saucy Santana.
188
00:07:02,321 --> 00:07:04,424
I feel like I can relate
to Saucy Santana
189
00:07:04,524 --> 00:07:07,493
because he's like
very hood, bougie.
190
00:07:07,593 --> 00:07:09,193
If y'all don't know
who Saucy Santana is,
191
00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,831
go on your computer and
type in "Material Girl."
192
00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,499
Saucy Santana is a rapper.
193
00:07:13,599 --> 00:07:15,401
He's very flamboyant.
194
00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:19,005
And he represents
for the community, so I live.
195
00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,007
- Is this a pregnant tummy?
- Yeah.
196
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:22,375
- Yeah.
- Who is this?
197
00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:23,876
- The Virgin Marie.
198
00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:25,256
- Are you doing the Virgin Mary?
199
00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,313
- Yeah.
BC, before Christ.
200
00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:28,614
- Oh, my God.
201
00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:31,584
- My take on the Virgin Mary
is a horny virgin,
202
00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:35,221
not overtly blasphemous
but, like, just enough.
203
00:07:35,321 --> 00:07:37,423
I don't know.
I'm nervous.
204
00:07:37,523 --> 00:07:39,459
[laughs] Who knows
what's going to happen?
205
00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:42,094
Oh.
206
00:07:42,195 --> 00:07:45,164
You see?
God is punishing me.
207
00:07:45,264 --> 00:07:46,499
Aah!
208
00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:48,367
Oh, my God.
209
00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,771
Is God trying to tell me
not to do the Virgin Mary?
210
00:07:51,871 --> 00:07:53,673
[music continues]
211
00:07:53,773 --> 00:07:57,810
- Live from Hollywood, it's
the supersized Snatch Game,
212
00:07:57,910 --> 00:08:00,646
with your host, RuPaul.
213
00:08:00,746 --> 00:08:02,448
- Welcome, everybody.
214
00:08:02,548 --> 00:08:05,384
Let's hear from our contestants.
215
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,888
Now, he's been on "Drag Race"
for six seasons.
216
00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,324
Say hello to Bruno.
217
00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:13,559
- Hi, Ru.
- You look great.
218
00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:15,561
- Thank you.
I'm so excited to be here.
219
00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,830
- And you may remember our
next contestant
220
00:08:17,930 --> 00:08:21,968
as Diesel O'Hara
in "The Daytona Winds."
221
00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,603
- Hi, Calix.
- Hi, Ru.
222
00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,771
- Are y'all ready
to meet our stars?
223
00:08:25,872 --> 00:08:28,241
I know you are.
224
00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:32,211
First up, fashion guru Tim Gunn
is here.
225
00:08:32,311 --> 00:08:35,448
What are the fashion trends
we should be looking out for?
226
00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,828
- I mean,
the only fashion trends
227
00:08:36,883 --> 00:08:38,751
that I'm looking out for
this season
228
00:08:38,851 --> 00:08:41,420
are some Speedos over there,
if you know what I mean.
229
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,755
So scandalous.
230
00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:44,724
- [laughs]
231
00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:48,628
Next up, New York nightlife
superstar...
232
00:08:48,728 --> 00:08:51,030
Hello, Amanda Lepore.
233
00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:53,266
[music continues]
234
00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:54,534
- Oh, I'm so sorry.
235
00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,969
I was answering
with my other pair of lips.
236
00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:58,738
[laughter]
237
00:08:58,838 --> 00:09:03,776
Now, it's the other
Material Girl, Saucy Santana.
238
00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:05,645
- You can me your gummy today.
- Gummy?
239
00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:06,646
What does that mean?
240
00:09:06,746 --> 00:09:07,890
- Self-explanatory, no teeth.
241
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,750
- [laughing]
242
00:09:10,850 --> 00:09:14,620
Up next, it's Rosie O'Donnell.
243
00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,055
- Hey, RuPaul.
244
00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:17,990
Nice to see a fellow
lesbian in a suit.
245
00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,125
You look sharp.
246
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:23,129
[laughter]
247
00:09:23,229 --> 00:09:27,033
- Next up, we have
Chef Gordon Ramsay's sister.
248
00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,734
- Hello.
- Hello.
249
00:09:28,834 --> 00:09:29,834
- It's Gorgena.
250
00:09:29,902 --> 00:09:30,902
- Gorgena?
251
00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:31,837
- Gorgena, yes.
252
00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:33,105
- Now, where are you from?
253
00:09:33,205 --> 00:09:34,674
- I'm from Nevada.
254
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:37,843
[laughter]
255
00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,379
- Yes, I can hear it
in your accent.
256
00:09:40,479 --> 00:09:44,750
Now, we're moving on down to
Real Housewife Karen Huger.
257
00:09:44,850 --> 00:09:45,985
Hello, Karen.
258
00:09:46,085 --> 00:09:48,521
What are you spending
those millions on?
259
00:09:48,621 --> 00:09:50,790
- I mean, my marriage
is an institution,
260
00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,325
and I have to keep
my husband happy.
261
00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,026
So it's real tight down here.
262
00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:57,563
- Oh, are you spending the
money on vaginal rejuvenation?
263
00:09:57,663 --> 00:10:00,266
- The lips always need
to be on point, RuPaul.
264
00:10:00,366 --> 00:10:02,868
- I like the way you think.
- Thank you, darling.
265
00:10:02,969 --> 00:10:04,637
- All right, let's
move on down to someone
266
00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:07,206
who does not need
an introduction.
267
00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:09,041
Hello, Virgin Mary.
268
00:10:09,141 --> 00:10:10,852
- Ru, I haven't seen you
since our last supper.
269
00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:13,145
- How are you?
- Oh, my God.
270
00:10:13,245 --> 00:10:15,448
- Are you still a virgin?
- Of course, Ru.
271
00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,116
Oh, how dare you?
272
00:10:17,216 --> 00:10:18,250
- No, I'm just...
273
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,561
- I'm saving myself
for the Lord.
274
00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:21,187
- Okay.
- I'm just really horny.
275
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,856
- Listen, is that Mary or the
Jersey whore, Michelle Visage?
276
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,558
I can't believe
what I'm hearing.
277
00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,627
- Ooh.
Blasphemous, sweetheart.
278
00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:30,663
- You're right.
It is blasphemous, isn't it?
279
00:10:30,763 --> 00:10:32,131
All right, y'all.
280
00:10:32,231 --> 00:10:34,867
Are you guys ready
to play the game?
281
00:10:34,967 --> 00:10:36,502
- Very much ready, yes.
- Oh, good.
282
00:10:36,602 --> 00:10:37,770
All right, here we go.
283
00:10:37,870 --> 00:10:40,673
Bruno, Kandy Muse is
coming out with a line
284
00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:42,842
of edible underwear.
285
00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:46,012
Bad news, it tastes like blank.
286
00:10:46,112 --> 00:10:49,849
Celebrities, go ahead
and write your answers.
287
00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,450
Bruno, what say you?
288
00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:52,585
- Kandy Muse.
289
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,987
- [laughs]
290
00:10:55,087 --> 00:10:56,956
- She's busted.
291
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,791
- All right, let's
go to our celebrities
292
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,092
and see if you've got a match.
293
00:11:00,192 --> 00:11:01,494
What say you, Tim Gunn?
294
00:11:01,594 --> 00:11:03,629
- Well, I'm familiar with
the work of Miss Muse.
295
00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:04,797
- Yes.
296
00:11:04,897 --> 00:11:09,168
- Kandy Muse is
eccentric but sassy,
297
00:11:09,268 --> 00:11:12,905
professional but profound,
and, most importantly,
298
00:11:13,005 --> 00:11:14,507
she has a pretty sloppy lisp.
299
00:11:14,607 --> 00:11:16,142
- [laughs]
300
00:11:16,242 --> 00:11:18,144
- So I said saliva, honey.
301
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,645
- Okay.
302
00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:21,380
Not a match for you, Bruno.
303
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,149
We're looking for Kandy Muse.
304
00:11:23,249 --> 00:11:26,852
Gorgena Ramsay.
305
00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,721
[laughs]
306
00:11:28,821 --> 00:11:30,122
- Have you said
edible underwear?
307
00:11:30,222 --> 00:11:31,457
- Edible underwear, yes.
308
00:11:31,557 --> 00:11:32,725
- On her arse?
309
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,927
- Yes, yes, she wears
them on her tuchus.
310
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,596
- Oh, my God, an unsightful
place for food.
311
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,731
- It really is.
312
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:39,732
I agree.
313
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:41,067
- I've said shite.
314
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,635
- It tastes like shite.
315
00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:43,903
- Straight-up shite.
316
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:46,205
- Well, not a match
for you, Bruno.
317
00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:49,041
Maybe we will find it
with Rosie O'Donnell.
318
00:11:49,141 --> 00:11:51,277
My goodness, you
look very femme.
319
00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:53,446
- Listen, Ru, I'm a feminist.
What can I say?
320
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:54,447
- [laughs]
321
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:55,448
- I'm not going to lie.
322
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,649
Let's stop playing games.
323
00:11:56,749 --> 00:11:58,417
The shit tastes like nuts.
324
00:11:58,517 --> 00:12:00,152
- [laughs]
325
00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:02,533
- I personally don't think
I've ever tasted a pair of nuts
326
00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:03,989
that I didn't enjoy.
327
00:12:04,090 --> 00:12:06,034
- Well, Saucy Santana's
right next to you... take a lick.
328
00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:09,995
- [laughs] Very, very close.
329
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,831
You've played this game
before, haven't you?
330
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,499
- Tax evasion, lots of games.
331
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:16,102
- Yeah. Wait, you've
played tax evasion?
332
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,946
- Oh, I'm sorry. I'm thinking
about Abby Lee Miller.
333
00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:19,438
- Oh.
[laughs]
334
00:12:19,538 --> 00:12:20,439
- Saucy is taking me back.
335
00:12:20,539 --> 00:12:22,308
I'm seeing lots of imprisonment.
336
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,977
- [laughing]
337
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,157
- Okay, I'm done playing.
Let's go to the next bitch.
338
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:28,380
- Okay, all right.
339
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,550
Coming up next, Karen
from the Housewives.
340
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:33,519
We're looking for Kandy Muse.
341
00:12:33,619 --> 00:12:34,830
- Ru, I'm ready
for my lunch break,
342
00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:36,956
so I just wrote "ham hawk."
343
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:39,692
- [laughs] I'm just surprised
that you would come up
344
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,360
with something like ham hawk,
you know,
345
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,696
a refined woman like yourself.
346
00:12:43,796 --> 00:12:45,264
- Darling, I live in Potomac.
347
00:12:45,364 --> 00:12:48,033
I'm the grand dame, but
I am from Surrey County.
348
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:50,436
- I grew up on a farm.
- Well, not a match.
349
00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:53,239
Let's go down to
the Virgin Mary.
350
00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:55,007
Are you familiar
with Kandy Muse?
351
00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,707
- She's a sinner, correct?
- Yes, she is.
352
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,245
- Yeah, okay.
I said the Devil.
353
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:01,347
- They taste like the Devil?
Okay.
354
00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:02,615
- Honey, a word of advice.
355
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:04,283
A devil is in a raw edge.
356
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:07,052
- Raw?
- You mean the details, right?
357
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:08,687
- No, look at those
sleeves, honey.
358
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,156
- Oh.
[laughter]
359
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,657
- I can't.
360
00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,759
I'm so bad.
361
00:13:13,859 --> 00:13:16,095
- [retching]
- Oh...
362
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,197
- I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
363
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,465
- Oh, wait.
364
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,333
- Aah! Aah!
365
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,536
I didn't even get
to fuck a dick.
366
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:25,204
You did this to me!
367
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:26,539
- It wasn't me.
368
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,340
Do we need to call
a paramedic for you?
369
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,075
- No, I think I can handle it.
370
00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,376
I'm gonna pray.
I'm gonna pray.
371
00:13:31,410 --> 00:13:33,121
If you could just excuse
me for just a second.
372
00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,581
- She didn't even
know she was pregnant.
373
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,818
So, Bruno, no points,
no surprise.
374
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:41,687
So, Calix, let's see
if you can get one.
375
00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:45,357
Michelle Visage spent
so much time in the UK,
376
00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,760
she's even started to blank
377
00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:51,697
on the left side of the street.
378
00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,465
All right, Calix, what say you?
379
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,334
- Ru, I'm going to say vogue.
380
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,036
- She's even started to vogue?
- Yeah.
381
00:13:57,136 --> 00:13:58,137
- I love it.
382
00:13:58,237 --> 00:14:00,206
Let's start with Amanda.
383
00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:02,775
- Well, I would have to
say that I don't really know
384
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,910
much about Miss Michelle Visage,
385
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:07,046
but my hair looks fierce.
386
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:08,314
- Yes, it does.
387
00:14:08,414 --> 00:14:09,415
- It does, right?
388
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,884
- It really, really does.
389
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,552
Not a match.
390
00:14:13,652 --> 00:14:15,020
You say what, Rosie?
391
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,631
- You can take the whore
out of Jersey,
392
00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,033
but you can't take the Jersey
out of the whore.
393
00:14:18,057 --> 00:14:19,291
- That's true.
394
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,869
- She was caught soliciting
on the left side.
395
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:24,330
- [laughs] A very good answer,
Rosie O'Donnell.
396
00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,932
- I know.
- [laughs]
397
00:14:27,032 --> 00:14:28,567
- I can't help it, winner.
- Yes.
398
00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,969
- She told me.
399
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,805
She was replaced by a
bitch named Merle Ginsburg.
400
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,607
I can't help you,
but I got to be honest.
401
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,041
Like the big knockers.
402
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:38,410
- [laughs]
403
00:14:38,510 --> 00:14:40,379
- She made it work, designers.
404
00:14:40,479 --> 00:14:42,381
- Yes, she did.
405
00:14:42,481 --> 00:14:44,450
Saucy, what say you?
406
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,085
- I said walk 'em like a dog.
407
00:14:46,185 --> 00:14:47,553
- Walking like a dog.
408
00:14:47,653 --> 00:14:50,789
She's even started to walk
like a dog on the left side
409
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,391
- of the street.
- Period.
410
00:14:52,491 --> 00:14:53,935
- I can never keep
up with these trends.
411
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,661
I thought we were
walking the fucking duck.
412
00:14:55,761 --> 00:14:57,396
Now we're walking the dog.
413
00:14:57,496 --> 00:14:59,431
- [laughing]
414
00:14:59,531 --> 00:15:01,000
Mary, what say you?
415
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,401
- I said Kegels, Ru.
416
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:03,678
I've been doing
them this whole time
417
00:15:03,702 --> 00:15:05,004
to get this baby out of me.
418
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,006
- Oh, Kegels.
- Now, we're talking.
419
00:15:07,106 --> 00:15:09,541
- [laughs]
- It's almost there.
420
00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,143
Can you please... I can't reach.
421
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,144
Get it.
422
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,746
- It's the Virgin Mary, baby.
423
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,515
You done turned Mary into a
freak from down the street.
424
00:15:16,615 --> 00:15:18,250
I don't know
if RuPaul feeling this.
425
00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:20,519
You better pray to God
he don't come for you.
426
00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:21,820
- [buzzer sounds]
- Oh.
427
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,457
That buzzer means
that round one is over.
428
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:28,360
But we'll be right back
with a whole new batch
429
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,595
of celebrities.
430
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,263
Don't go away.
431
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,901
Welcome back to the second
half of the Snatch Game.
432
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:38,971
Let's meet our new contestants.
433
00:15:39,071 --> 00:15:44,076
First up, he's in the pit crew,
and he's a rocket scientist.
434
00:15:44,176 --> 00:15:45,177
Bryce is here.
435
00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,478
- Well, hello, Ru.
436
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:51,317
- Our next contestant is
from Israel with love.
437
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,852
- Asaf is here. Hello.
- Hello. How's it going?
438
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,322
- I just love that little
Superman curl you have.
439
00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,092
- Super Jew.
- Oh, I love that.
440
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:02,795
Let's meet our celebrities.
441
00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:06,665
Please welcome a comedy legend.
442
00:16:06,765 --> 00:16:07,833
Joan Rivers is here.
443
00:16:07,933 --> 00:16:10,235
Joanie, we have
missed you so much.
444
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:12,805
- Oh, God, I haven't missed
a single one of you.
445
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:16,141
[laughter]
446
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:20,846
- Moving on down, holy moly,
it's televangelist Jan Crouch.
447
00:16:20,946 --> 00:16:22,548
- Hello, Pastor Ru.
448
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,317
- Now, Jan, do you have a
blessing or a prayer for us?
449
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:28,053
- Oh, I have a bunch of prayers
for this thing right here.
450
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,922
Thank God I brought my cross.
451
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:33,359
- Oh, God, it burns.
- [laughing]
452
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:37,563
Up next, she has been serving
face for centuries.
453
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,498
- It's the Mona Lisa.
- What's good?
454
00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:40,909
It's me, your girl,
the Mona Lisa.
455
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,201
So happy to be here today.
456
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:46,005
- Can you flash me
that Mona Lisa smile?
457
00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:49,041
[laughing]
458
00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:51,710
There you go, girl.
459
00:16:51,810 --> 00:16:56,348
Up next, YouTube sensation
Trisha Paytas.
460
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,684
- Oh, my God, Ru.
You're so pretty.
461
00:16:58,784 --> 00:17:00,219
It's like looking in a mirror.
462
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:02,221
- Oh, you're so kind.
463
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:06,425
All right, up next, we've
got the one and only Tan Mom.
464
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,160
- Hello, Tan Mom.
- Hi, RuPaul.
465
00:17:08,260 --> 00:17:11,130
That's not barbecue
you're smelling... it's me.
466
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,232
- [laughing]
467
00:17:13,332 --> 00:17:15,701
All right, let's move on down
to a superstar
468
00:17:15,801 --> 00:17:16,902
who has been here before.
469
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,772
Put your hands together
for Miley Cyrus.
470
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,073
- Oh, sweet niblets, Ru.
471
00:17:21,173 --> 00:17:24,009
It's me, Miss Miley Ray.
[chuckles goofily]
472
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,353
- What have you
learned from being
473
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,446
around so many drag queens?
474
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,815
- Not to trust them.
[chuckles goofily]
475
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,651
- Uh-huh.
476
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:36,221
Let's move on down to beauty
influencer Bretman Rock.
477
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,657
- The real Internet sensation,
Ru, bitch.
478
00:17:38,757 --> 00:17:39,658
- Yes.
479
00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:41,126
Your hair is so gorgeous.
480
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,162
- Oh, thank you so much.
481
00:17:43,262 --> 00:17:44,596
- What's your beauty regimen?
482
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,936
- It's just some coconut water,
you know, just putting it
483
00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:49,134
in there, into the scalp.
484
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,703
- Oh, okay.
485
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,081
Guys, are you ready
to play the game?
486
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:54,239
- Ready.
487
00:17:54,339 --> 00:17:57,242
- Okay, Bryce, here is
your first question.
488
00:17:57,342 --> 00:18:01,847
Before each show, the pit
crew stand in a circle
489
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:04,550
and blank each other.
490
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,318
See all the celebrities
are writing?
491
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,253
Joan Rivers, he's
a rocket scientist.
492
00:18:08,353 --> 00:18:10,322
- Oh, I've had a team of
rocket scientists working
493
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,790
on this face for years.
494
00:18:11,890 --> 00:18:13,358
They do amazing, amazing work.
495
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:16,228
I've been pulled so many times,
I put a tampon in my chin.
496
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,130
[laughter]
Oh, God.
497
00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:19,340
- All right, let's go to Bryce.
498
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:20,566
What say you?
499
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,143
- I say it before they
give their answer?
500
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:23,469
- Yes, yes.
- Okay.
501
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,270
- Rocket scientist, my ass.
502
00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:28,207
[laughter]
503
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,310
- We stand in a circle,
and we oil up each other.
504
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,078
- Oil up each other.
505
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,080
Let's see if you've
got any matches.
506
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:37,149
Let's start with Miley Cyrus.
507
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:38,750
Miley, you've changed.
508
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,128
- Well, you know
what they say, Ru.
509
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:43,422
- I got the best of both worlds.
- Yes.
510
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,690
What say you, Miley?
511
00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:48,827
- Well, I wrote down my
handy dandy foam finger.
512
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:50,429
- Oh, they... okay, yeah.
513
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:55,801
Miley, that was not a match
for Bryce over there.
514
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,061
All right, let's move on down
515
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:59,071
to the queen of comedy,
Joan Rivers.
516
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,839
Now, Joan, we know
you as Joan Rivers.
517
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:02,341
What's your middle name?
518
00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,510
- That bitch.
[laughter]
519
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:05,978
Oh, my parents hated me.
520
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:08,089
They used to encourage me to
take candy from strangers.
521
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:10,682
[laughter]
Oh, oh.
522
00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:11,826
It's not going to be a match,
523
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:13,450
but I said they work out
with each other,
524
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,320
because those bodies
don't come easy.
525
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:16,798
Now, the Super Jew
didn't tell you this,
526
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,524
but he also won
"The Biggest Loser."
527
00:19:18,624 --> 00:19:20,159
I mean, oh, oh, listen,
528
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,659
I don't want to say
that he was fat,
529
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:23,862
but I saw him put mayonnaise
on an aspirin.
530
00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:26,532
[laughter]
531
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,967
- Let's move on down to Tan Mom.
532
00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,936
- Hey, Tan Mom.
- Hi, RuPaul.
533
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:33,872
- Oh, my goodness,
your tan looks great.
534
00:19:33,972 --> 00:19:36,074
- Thank you. So does yours.
- Thank you.
535
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:39,211
Now, Tan Mom, we are looking
for "oiling each other up."
536
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:40,345
What say you?
537
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,689
- RuPaul,
I'm going to be honest.
538
00:19:41,713 --> 00:19:43,115
The pale white color
of these cards
539
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,350
- almost sent me off the edge.
- Oh, I bet, yeah.
540
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:46,690
- I had to fix it for you.
- Oh.
541
00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:47,986
- Yeah.
542
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,055
- Oh, my God, that looks
like Joan's tampon steps.
543
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,366
- Can you let me fucking finish?
544
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:52,624
- Oh.
- Okay.
545
00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,026
- So I'm going to say tan.
546
00:19:54,126 --> 00:19:55,994
- They tan each other.
547
00:19:56,094 --> 00:19:59,731
With an oil-based tan?
[laughter]
548
00:19:59,831 --> 00:20:01,266
- No.
- No?
549
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:05,971
Okay, well, let's move on down
to Mr. Rock over there.
550
00:20:06,071 --> 00:20:09,708
- Do you know that I'm
a singer and songwriter?
551
00:20:09,808 --> 00:20:12,010
- No, I didn't know that,
but now I do.
552
00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:13,946
- Well, I actually
wrote a song for you.
553
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:15,714
- Okay, let's hear it.
554
00:20:15,814 --> 00:20:17,849
- [singing] You're my mother
555
00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,484
I'm your bitch
556
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:23,021
And together,
we're the motherfucking bitch
557
00:20:23,121 --> 00:20:24,289
- Oh.
558
00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:26,325
- And so I wrote down,
they're going to be
559
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:28,860
- singing to each other, bitch.
- Oh.
560
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:33,732
Let's move on down
to the Mona Lisa.
561
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:34,876
Mona Lisa, what did you say?
562
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:36,401
- You know, they say a picture...
563
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,337
What is that saying?
Like, a picture...
564
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:39,647
- It's worth a thousand
words, asshole.
565
00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,840
- Is a thousand words.
[laughter]
566
00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:45,744
- Mona Lisa, what did you say?
567
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:47,724
- I can tell that you are
a bit of a work of art
568
00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,214
just like myself.
569
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,474
So I believe the pit crew
would be painting each other.
570
00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:54,119
- What kind of paint?
- Oil-based paint.
571
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:57,522
- [laughter]
- That's a match.
572
00:20:57,623 --> 00:21:00,459
We got a match.
573
00:21:00,559 --> 00:21:02,561
All right, Asaf,
this one's for you.
574
00:21:02,661 --> 00:21:05,831
Glamazonian Airways is
spicing up their service.
575
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,567
The flight attendants
don't just warm your nuts.
576
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:12,304
They blank your bags.
577
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:13,705
What say you?
578
00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:17,376
- They tickle your bags.
- They tickle your bags.
579
00:21:17,476 --> 00:21:19,578
Let's start with Joan Rivers.
580
00:21:19,678 --> 00:21:22,014
You've flown...
For years, you've flown.
581
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:24,092
- Oh, many, many years, and
it's been awful every time.
582
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,627
The only thing that's
worse than flying
583
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,420
is sex with my ex-husband.
[laughter]
584
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:30,956
I would say, Edgar, what
part of me do you find sexy?
585
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:33,625
And he'd say, I'd rather
not find you at all.
586
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,370
I'd say, Edgar, what's
your favorite position?
587
00:21:35,394 --> 00:21:38,797
He'd say, the neighbors' house.
[laughter]
588
00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:41,500
- So now we're looking
for tickle your bags, Joan.
589
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,734
What say you?
590
00:21:42,834 --> 00:21:46,638
- I said Miley's foam finger.
- [laughing]
591
00:21:46,738 --> 00:21:48,716
- Because I just wanted to
make fun of the dumb bitch
592
00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:50,242
in the front.
593
00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:52,978
- I know you want some
of this, Miss Joan.
594
00:21:53,078 --> 00:21:55,314
- Why is
the white girl twerking?
595
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:56,515
They say I'm problematic.
596
00:21:56,615 --> 00:21:58,950
She's problematic.
Someone cancel her.
597
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,186
- You know what?
You can shut it, Jesus Jugs.
598
00:22:01,286 --> 00:22:02,286
- Bottle blonde.
599
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:03,755
- Well...
- Bra stuffer.
600
00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,157
- Well, Miley, Miley.
- Has-been.
601
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,425
- Never was.
602
00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:08,260
- Sweetie, you have
something on your face.
603
00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,495
- Don't touch me.
- Oh, okay.
604
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,964
- The level
of unprofessionalism,
605
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:14,933
far too much.
606
00:22:15,033 --> 00:22:16,702
- Let's move on down to Trisha.
607
00:22:16,802 --> 00:22:18,937
- I just wrote down Jesus...
- Oh.
608
00:22:19,037 --> 00:22:21,277
- Because, you know, we have
a really special connection,
609
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,208
if you couldn't tell
by looking at me.
610
00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:27,346
[singing]
Jesus, You are my best friend
611
00:22:27,446 --> 00:22:28,647
- Not a match.
612
00:22:28,747 --> 00:22:31,049
All right, let's go
to our next question.
613
00:22:31,149 --> 00:22:32,851
This one is for Bryce.
614
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:35,387
Ross Matthews took a DNA test.
615
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:38,724
Turns out, he's 100% blank.
616
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:41,159
[upbeat music]
617
00:22:41,259 --> 00:22:43,228
- Glitter.
- Glitter.
618
00:22:43,328 --> 00:22:44,863
[laughing]
619
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:46,064
Let's go to Jan Crouch.
620
00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:47,699
We are looking for glitter.
621
00:22:47,799 --> 00:22:49,801
- I do know Brother Ross.
622
00:22:49,901 --> 00:22:51,803
He has come to the
congregation once or twice.
623
00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,972
And I must say, he's
100% a sodomite.
624
00:22:54,072 --> 00:22:55,741
- [laughing] Oh.
625
00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:58,577
Oh, she really does know Ross.
626
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:02,514
All right, let's go
on down to Miley Cyrus
627
00:23:02,614 --> 00:23:04,182
because we have to.
628
00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:07,519
[laughs]
Miley, what do you say?
629
00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:10,655
What did you say, Miley?
630
00:23:10,756 --> 00:23:11,890
- I'm sorry, Ru.
631
00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,925
It just tastes so good.
[chuckles goofily]
632
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,660
Just like my Meemaw's
home cooking.
633
00:23:15,761 --> 00:23:18,263
You know, we're country, but
we're not, like, that country
634
00:23:18,363 --> 00:23:21,199
where we're, like, fucking our
cousins and stuff like that.
635
00:23:21,299 --> 00:23:24,202
[chuckles goofily]
636
00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:29,841
[music continues]
637
00:23:29,941 --> 00:23:32,444
- [imitate goofy chuckling]
638
00:23:32,544 --> 00:23:33,545
- Okay, all right.
639
00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:35,046
All right, Tan Mom,
what do you say?
640
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:36,648
- The name Matthews
rings a bell.
641
00:23:36,748 --> 00:23:37,748
- Yeah.
642
00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:39,176
- I hooked up with
a Jimmy Matthews
643
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:41,119
in the back
of a Long John Silver's once.
644
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:44,122
So I think he's 100% my son?
645
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:46,658
[laughter]
646
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,564
Let's move on down to Bretman.
647
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:55,667
- Ru, I wrote down...
[speaking Tagalog]
648
00:23:59,337 --> 00:24:01,540
It's a match, bitch.
[chuckles]
649
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:04,109
- Judges say, no,
that is not a match.
650
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:07,946
We actually have some
Filipinos in the judges' booth.
651
00:24:08,046 --> 00:24:08,947
Yes.
652
00:24:09,047 --> 00:24:11,917
- [speaking Tagalog]
653
00:24:12,017 --> 00:24:13,118
[chuckles]
654
00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:14,119
It's over.
655
00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:16,254
It's over.
656
00:24:16,354 --> 00:24:17,956
- Well, that's our show.
657
00:24:18,056 --> 00:24:22,127
That means the winner
of Snatch Game is...
658
00:24:22,227 --> 00:24:23,361
science.
659
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,063
Yes, it's real.
660
00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,465
Say good night, everybody.
661
00:24:26,565 --> 00:24:27,933
- Bye.
662
00:24:28,033 --> 00:24:31,470
- It's really wild to see
others drowning around you.
663
00:24:31,570 --> 00:24:34,005
Better be listening
to them lyrics, honey,
664
00:24:34,105 --> 00:24:35,707
because you didn't listen
to Ru...
665
00:24:35,807 --> 00:24:37,542
[laughing] The whole time.
666
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,278
[upbeat music]
667
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,582
- It's a new day.
668
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:46,885
- We are the Snatch slayers,
honey.
669
00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:48,753
- It's elimination day,
670
00:24:48,854 --> 00:24:51,923
and I'm feeling good
about myself,
671
00:24:52,023 --> 00:24:54,459
which is a change that I needed.
672
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:56,604
- Mistress, you can take
the Rosie O'Donnell mug off.
673
00:24:56,628 --> 00:24:59,164
- Snatch Game is over.
- Ouch.
674
00:24:59,264 --> 00:25:00,799
- [laughs]
675
00:25:00,899 --> 00:25:02,634
- How long have
you been out for?
676
00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:05,070
- I didn't come out
until after high school,
677
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:08,106
which really surprises people,
'cause I'm so out there now,
678
00:25:08,206 --> 00:25:10,442
but I actually still
live in the town
679
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,422
that I went to, like,
elementary and high school
680
00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,645
and stuff.
681
00:25:13,745 --> 00:25:15,747
And I'll be walking
around my hometown,
682
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:19,518
and I'll be looked at
like I don't belong there.
683
00:25:19,618 --> 00:25:21,429
- Just, like, based off of,
like, the way that you look?
684
00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:22,921
- Based off the way...
685
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:24,832
I mean, you know I like a short
short, and I like a crop top.
686
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:26,591
- Yeah.
- You know?
687
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:29,194
I remember the first time
I was ever called a "faggot."
688
00:25:29,294 --> 00:25:31,897
I remember it really distinctly.
689
00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:35,534
I was in sixth grade.
I remember exactly who it was.
690
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:38,270
I heard teachers in my school
691
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,239
join in on making fun of me.
692
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:44,242
I used to just, like...
693
00:25:44,342 --> 00:25:48,413
hope and pray
that I could just be normal.
694
00:25:48,513 --> 00:25:51,016
I just got to a point
eventually after high school
695
00:25:51,116 --> 00:25:55,186
where I was like, I need to
start actually living my life.
696
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,955
- Right.
697
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:58,990
- The only thing that I could do
698
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:01,793
to get people
to stop laughing at me
699
00:26:01,893 --> 00:26:03,895
was to get them
to laugh with me.
700
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:07,032
And so being bullied
701
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:09,034
really helped me
702
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,903
to hone in
on my talent for comedy.
703
00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,172
And so now I've been
able to take
704
00:26:14,272 --> 00:26:16,207
what used to be
a defense mechanism,
705
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:18,443
and now I've made a career
out of it.
706
00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:21,012
I think the reason why I'm
the way that I am,
707
00:26:21,112 --> 00:26:23,112
why I wear the crop top
and I wear the short short,
708
00:26:23,148 --> 00:26:24,716
is because I'm making up
for lost time.
709
00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:26,217
I'm going to be
as gay as they come.
710
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:27,586
- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?
711
00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:29,564
And with Salina in the room,
that's really hard.
712
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:30,855
[laughter]
713
00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:34,859
I live out loud and out proud
wherever I go.
714
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,828
I still have people ridicule me.
715
00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:40,999
The difference now
is that I found my voice.
716
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:47,105
[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"]
717
00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:54,546
- [laughs]
718
00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:56,247
- [singing] Cover girl
719
00:26:56,348 --> 00:26:58,583
Put the bass in your walk
720
00:26:58,683 --> 00:26:59,951
Head to toe
721
00:27:00,051 --> 00:27:02,420
Let your whole body talk
722
00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:05,457
- Work, mama.
- And what?
723
00:27:05,557 --> 00:27:08,059
Welcome to the main stage
of "RuPaul's Drag Race."
724
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:09,995
She gives good blank.
725
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:11,896
It's Michelle Visage.
726
00:27:11,997 --> 00:27:14,466
- She gives good advice.
727
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:18,103
- [laughs] I'm sorry, Michelle,
not a match.
728
00:27:18,203 --> 00:27:20,138
- Oh.
729
00:27:20,238 --> 00:27:23,208
- Style superstar
Carson Kressley
730
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:26,311
never met a guy he didn't blank.
731
00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:27,512
- Like?
732
00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:30,682
- Oh, the correct
answer is cornhole.
733
00:27:30,782 --> 00:27:32,550
- [laughs]
- Oh.
734
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,753
When did I have cornhole?
735
00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:37,589
- And the incredible
Amandla Stenberg.
736
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:39,157
How is your blank?
737
00:27:39,257 --> 00:27:41,860
- No complaints, Ru.
[laughter]
738
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:43,561
- Tonight on the runway,
739
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,464
category is Beautiful Nightmare.
740
00:27:46,564 --> 00:27:48,733
Racers, start your engines,
741
00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:52,570
and may the best drag queen win.
742
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:56,775
- [singing] The world is your
runway
743
00:27:56,875 --> 00:28:00,111
- Up first,
Marcia Marcia Marcia.
744
00:28:00,211 --> 00:28:01,946
- Today Marcia
is getting freaky.
745
00:28:02,047 --> 00:28:06,017
I am like a child's nightmare
of what the dentist is.
746
00:28:06,117 --> 00:28:08,820
I'm like, come on, kids,
give me your teeth.
747
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:10,188
- Oh, she's a filling queen.
748
00:28:10,288 --> 00:28:12,524
- [laughs]
749
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:14,125
Luxx Noir London.
750
00:28:14,225 --> 00:28:17,262
Darling, the "Thriller" video
auditions are next door.
751
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,897
[laughter]
752
00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:21,733
- I'm giving you bride whose
husband threw her in the river
753
00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:22,934
and drowned her.
754
00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,036
- You better walk
that fucking block.
755
00:28:25,136 --> 00:28:27,238
[laughter]
756
00:28:27,338 --> 00:28:30,108
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx.
757
00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,444
Oh, the show ghouls
have arrived.
758
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:35,480
- I am giving you the living,
walking beauty dead fantasy.
759
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:37,649
I think I'm still
beautiful, even dead.
760
00:28:37,749 --> 00:28:40,418
- Get the flock out of here.
761
00:28:40,518 --> 00:28:42,120
- Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
762
00:28:42,220 --> 00:28:44,355
- She was in a terrible
accident at the jewelry store,
763
00:28:44,456 --> 00:28:46,091
but we've got her
in a neck brace.
764
00:28:46,191 --> 00:28:47,826
She's gonna be just fine.
765
00:28:47,926 --> 00:28:50,295
- They say we eat six spiders
a year in our sleep,
766
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:53,998
and those spiders laid some
eggs and, oh, busted through.
767
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,700
And there's webs all over me.
768
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,035
- Don't be so cagey.
769
00:28:57,135 --> 00:28:58,803
- [laughs]
770
00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,405
Anetra.
771
00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:01,816
- You better walk
that fucking spider.
772
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,007
- [laughs]
773
00:29:03,108 --> 00:29:04,743
- I'm stomping down the runway,
774
00:29:04,843 --> 00:29:06,911
licking
these long spider fingers
775
00:29:07,011 --> 00:29:08,880
'cause I've just swallowed
my husband.
776
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:10,381
She is a man-eater.
777
00:29:10,482 --> 00:29:12,817
- "Latext" me when you get home.
778
00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,052
[laughter]
779
00:29:14,152 --> 00:29:17,122
- Salina EsTitties.
- Oh.
780
00:29:17,222 --> 00:29:18,456
- Zombie titties, baby.
781
00:29:18,556 --> 00:29:20,425
I sewed all these leather
pieces together
782
00:29:20,525 --> 00:29:22,026
to make it look like human skin.
783
00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,395
I am looking glamorous
as a dead bitch.
784
00:29:24,496 --> 00:29:26,097
- She puts the
lotion in the casket.
785
00:29:26,197 --> 00:29:27,665
- [laughs]
786
00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:29,067
Robin Fierce.
787
00:29:29,167 --> 00:29:32,604
- I think she found this
look on the dark web.
788
00:29:32,704 --> 00:29:34,773
- I'm glamorously crawling
down the runway
789
00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:36,274
with all of my legs,
790
00:29:36,374 --> 00:29:40,311
and I am feeling
like that tarantula bitch
791
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:41,980
that will murder your husband.
792
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:43,681
And you look at her,
793
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,217
see she's gorgeous,
and say, okay.
794
00:29:46,317 --> 00:29:47,619
- Loosey LaDuca.
795
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:50,288
- I am serving
a dragged-out version
796
00:29:50,388 --> 00:29:53,391
of Jason Voorhees
from "Friday the 13th."
797
00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:57,028
The judges expect bubblegum
pink and big, blonde hair,
798
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,431
but you never know what
to expect from Loosey LaDuca.
799
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,300
- Why is she so two-faced?
800
00:30:02,400 --> 00:30:04,135
- [laughs]
801
00:30:04,235 --> 00:30:06,437
Sasha Colby.
802
00:30:06,538 --> 00:30:08,239
- Witch, please.
803
00:30:08,339 --> 00:30:09,474
- Look at this thing.
804
00:30:09,574 --> 00:30:11,576
I look like
a Tim Burton special.
805
00:30:11,676 --> 00:30:13,611
I feel like the largest broom
806
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:16,181
you've ever seen in life
because I'm about to sweep
807
00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:19,117
this motherfucking competition.
808
00:30:19,217 --> 00:30:20,451
- Jax.
809
00:30:20,552 --> 00:30:23,855
- You better hiss-y that walk.
- Mm-hmm.
810
00:30:23,955 --> 00:30:26,057
- I am walking down
this runway Perseus first.
811
00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:29,060
I have my snake prosthetic,
because, you know,
812
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:31,129
Lady Voldemort looks
good right now.
813
00:30:31,229 --> 00:30:33,364
- Oh, yes, she better Medusa.
814
00:30:33,464 --> 00:30:34,833
Sugar.
815
00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:36,901
- I am channeling
all the creepy porcelain dolls
816
00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,203
at my grandma's.
817
00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:40,572
This look would be nothing
without Booger.
818
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,440
You know, Sugar
needs her Booger.
819
00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:46,077
- I'm writing a letter...
both: To Daddy.
820
00:30:46,177 --> 00:30:49,013
- [laughter]
- Spice.
821
00:30:49,113 --> 00:30:50,782
Oh, this is that new dance,
822
00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,992
you know,
the popping and locking.
823
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:53,017
- Yes, I do.
824
00:30:53,117 --> 00:30:54,586
- And I thought
it was just polio.
825
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:56,120
- [laughs]
826
00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:58,122
- I'm that doll up in your attic
827
00:30:58,223 --> 00:30:59,591
that gives you nightmares.
828
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:02,126
I'm giving you the scarier
and spookier version.
829
00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:04,262
Sugar is giving you
the more beautiful version.
830
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,562
- You know, I got to tell you.
831
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:08,566
The zombies are getting
younger and younger.
832
00:31:08,666 --> 00:31:09,567
Amethyst.
833
00:31:09,667 --> 00:31:12,704
- Oh, my Gaga.
834
00:31:12,804 --> 00:31:13,805
- [gasps]
835
00:31:13,905 --> 00:31:15,173
- It's horror.
It's theatrics.
836
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:16,174
It's Gaga.
837
00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,276
And I think I look amazing.
838
00:31:18,376 --> 00:31:20,078
- This is a period costume.
839
00:31:20,178 --> 00:31:22,847
- [laughter]
- Carson Kressley!
840
00:31:24,349 --> 00:31:26,351
- Aura.
841
00:31:26,451 --> 00:31:27,451
- [gasps] Oh.
842
00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:29,821
- Vertebrae, you stay.
- [laughs]
843
00:31:29,921 --> 00:31:33,124
- I'm giving the pain,
the sadness,
844
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,960
and showing off
my acting skills.
845
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:39,197
- Ooh, spinal tap that ass.
- Mm-hmm.
846
00:31:39,297 --> 00:31:41,199
- How much it cost for one rib?
847
00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:43,534
[music continues]
848
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,069
- Welcome, queens.
849
00:31:45,169 --> 00:31:47,138
I've made some decisions.
850
00:31:47,238 --> 00:31:51,309
Luxx Noir London,
Malaysia Babydoll Foxx,
851
00:31:51,409 --> 00:31:54,812
Anetra, Robin Fierce,
852
00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:58,416
Salina EsTitties, Sasha Colby,
853
00:31:58,516 --> 00:32:02,153
Jax, Amethyst, you are...
854
00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:04,656
all safe.
855
00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,525
You may leave the stage.
856
00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:10,528
[dramatic music]
857
00:32:10,628 --> 00:32:12,196
[indistinct chatter]
858
00:32:12,297 --> 00:32:13,531
- Girl, it's foam.
859
00:32:13,631 --> 00:32:15,533
[music continues]
860
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:18,403
- Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
861
00:32:18,503 --> 00:32:20,438
starting
with Marcia Marcia Marcia.
862
00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:23,675
- I thought you were absolutely
wonderful in Snatch Game.
863
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:26,077
Your impersonation
was pretty impeccable.
864
00:32:26,177 --> 00:32:27,779
- So scandalous.
865
00:32:27,879 --> 00:32:28,980
- Tonight on the runway,
866
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:30,680
the credit I want to give
to you, Marcia,
867
00:32:30,715 --> 00:32:32,650
is I see more makeup
on your face.
868
00:32:32,750 --> 00:32:34,085
You could take it further.
869
00:32:34,185 --> 00:32:35,920
- I'm not crazy
about this outfit.
870
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,056
You got to learn how
to drag this shit up.
871
00:32:38,156 --> 00:32:40,558
You know what I'm saying?
But good job today.
872
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:41,726
- Thank you so much.
873
00:32:41,826 --> 00:32:44,295
- Up next,
Mistress Isabelle Brooks.
874
00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:47,932
- You can paint
the motherfucking house down.
875
00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:50,535
- Thank you.
- These kids better recognize.
876
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:52,670
You were Rosie O'Donnell...
877
00:32:52,770 --> 00:32:54,105
- [laughs]
878
00:32:54,205 --> 00:32:56,007
- And were like,
I'm also Abby Lee Miller.
879
00:32:56,107 --> 00:32:57,642
And you just...
[laughter]
880
00:32:57,742 --> 00:32:59,077
Went with it
881
00:32:59,177 --> 00:33:01,646
because we kind of bought
into whatever you were selling.
882
00:33:01,746 --> 00:33:05,149
That is the magic and
the key to Snatch Game.
883
00:33:05,249 --> 00:33:07,618
- You knew when to put in
the jokes, and you had them.
884
00:33:07,719 --> 00:33:08,753
I was very impressed.
885
00:33:08,853 --> 00:33:10,455
I've got my eye on you.
886
00:33:10,555 --> 00:33:11,556
- Thank you, mama.
887
00:33:11,656 --> 00:33:14,025
- Up next, Loosey LaDuca.
888
00:33:14,125 --> 00:33:15,159
- Wow.
889
00:33:15,259 --> 00:33:17,395
You are really, really smart.
890
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,097
You were one
of the best performances
891
00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,599
on Snatch Game I'd ever seen.
892
00:33:21,699 --> 00:33:23,201
- And you were able to banter,
893
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:25,036
to have a little bit
of a condescending edge
894
00:33:25,136 --> 00:33:26,270
with the other girls.
895
00:33:26,371 --> 00:33:29,040
And some of them needed it,
so thank you.
896
00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:32,443
This look... I love it
because it's super chic,
897
00:33:32,543 --> 00:33:34,445
a lot of style
with a splash of camp.
898
00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:35,880
- So thank you.
- Thank you.
899
00:33:35,980 --> 00:33:38,349
- You had me laughing so hard.
900
00:33:38,449 --> 00:33:43,054
We all knew Joan,
and she would be very proud.
901
00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:44,889
Up next, Sugar.
902
00:33:44,989 --> 00:33:46,657
- So you were Trisha Paytas.
903
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:48,259
Trisha is all about the mukbang.
904
00:33:48,359 --> 00:33:50,028
So I thought it was interesting
905
00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:52,563
that you had really no food
that you were eating.
906
00:33:52,663 --> 00:33:55,767
- She can be pretty weird,
like, pretty bizarre.
907
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,702
And so I kind of
wanted more of that.
908
00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:01,773
- You had the right idea,
which is engage with the room.
909
00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:03,673
It was just taking
the temperature of the room
910
00:34:03,741 --> 00:34:05,543
and knowing when to engage,
911
00:34:05,643 --> 00:34:08,980
because it came off as being
a little bit interruptive.
912
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,082
- All right, up next, Spice.
913
00:34:11,182 --> 00:34:14,619
- I love that you chose
to do an older Miley.
914
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,221
- It's me, Miss Miley Ray.
[chuckles goofily]
915
00:34:17,321 --> 00:34:19,524
- I almost wish that you had
just dug deeper
916
00:34:19,624 --> 00:34:21,426
into that era of Miley,
you know?
917
00:34:21,526 --> 00:34:23,294
- First of all,
you have to have that voice.
918
00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:24,762
You know, she had that voice.
919
00:34:24,862 --> 00:34:26,407
[nasally] And she was a little
bit nasal when she talked.
920
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:27,532
She had that voice.
921
00:34:27,632 --> 00:34:29,143
- [nasally] Yeah, she had,
like, a head cold
922
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:30,535
the entire four years
of that show.
923
00:34:30,635 --> 00:34:32,835
- Daddy, Daddy. We got to go
out and go see Rico, Daddy.
924
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,372
- You know?
- Yeah.
925
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:36,374
- [normal voice] I don't know
what was going on.
926
00:34:36,474 --> 00:34:38,385
You were beating yourself
on the head with a mallet.
927
00:34:38,409 --> 00:34:41,045
- And it needed
more laughs, too.
928
00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:44,248
All right, up next, Aura Mayari.
929
00:34:44,348 --> 00:34:46,250
- This runway look...
When you turned around,
930
00:34:46,350 --> 00:34:48,686
and you gave us, like, this
great, like, pearl-clutching,
931
00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:52,023
gay gasp reveal, delicious.
932
00:34:52,123 --> 00:34:53,558
- So you were Bretman Rock.
933
00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:55,426
He's so filled with energy,
934
00:34:55,526 --> 00:34:57,662
and he's so silly and funny
and quirky,
935
00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,697
and that was missing for me.
936
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,399
It didn't really go anywhere.
937
00:35:01,499 --> 00:35:04,402
- I just wanted you
to let loose a little bit more
938
00:35:04,502 --> 00:35:06,904
- and have more fun.
- Sure.
939
00:35:07,004 --> 00:35:09,740
- Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
940
00:35:09,841 --> 00:35:11,442
While you untuck backstage,
941
00:35:11,542 --> 00:35:14,445
the judges
and I will deliberate.
942
00:35:16,747 --> 00:35:18,216
Welcome back, ladies.
943
00:35:18,316 --> 00:35:21,252
I've made some decisions.
944
00:35:21,352 --> 00:35:23,521
Marcia Marcia Marcia...
945
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:25,123
you are safe.
946
00:35:25,223 --> 00:35:27,925
[dramatic music]
947
00:35:28,025 --> 00:35:30,294
Mistress Isabelle Brooks...
948
00:35:30,394 --> 00:35:32,530
[music continues]
949
00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:33,965
You are safe.
950
00:35:34,065 --> 00:35:38,569
[music continues]
951
00:35:38,669 --> 00:35:40,938
Loosey LaDuca...
952
00:35:41,038 --> 00:35:43,074
[imitating Joan Rivers]
Can we talk?
953
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:44,374
[normal voice]
Condragulations.
954
00:35:44,408 --> 00:35:46,128
You are the winner
of this week's challenge.
955
00:35:46,210 --> 00:35:47,745
- Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
956
00:35:47,845 --> 00:35:50,848
- You've won a cash prize
of $5,000.
957
00:35:50,948 --> 00:35:53,084
- Good. I deserve it,
958
00:35:53,184 --> 00:35:55,853
and I need to let
these other girls know
959
00:35:55,953 --> 00:35:58,856
that I am the one to watch.
960
00:35:58,956 --> 00:36:01,592
- Sugar...
961
00:36:01,692 --> 00:36:03,828
your snatch was not on fire.
962
00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:05,496
[music continues]
963
00:36:05,596 --> 00:36:10,401
Spice, you came in
like a wrecking ball.
964
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,905
Aura, your runway was beautiful,
965
00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,808
but your Snatch Game
was a nightmare.
966
00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:22,847
[music continues]
967
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:24,448
Aura...
968
00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:27,585
you are safe.
969
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:29,020
You may join the other girls.
970
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:34,725
[music continues]
971
00:36:34,825 --> 00:36:37,695
Sugar and Spice,
I'm sorry, my dears,
972
00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:40,765
but you are both up
for elimination.
973
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,533
- Looking at that crazy bitch
974
00:36:42,633 --> 00:36:44,335
that I popped
out of the womb with,
975
00:36:44,435 --> 00:36:46,037
nothing else matters.
976
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:49,140
Game is on, and we are going
to give these bitches a show.
977
00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,175
[music continues]
978
00:36:51,275 --> 00:36:53,611
- The time has come...
979
00:36:53,711 --> 00:36:56,814
for you to lip-synch...
980
00:36:56,914 --> 00:37:00,051
for your life.
981
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:02,820
[music continues]
982
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,189
- This is not about to be
a regular, schmegular, degular
983
00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:06,824
lip sync for your life.
984
00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:10,361
This is about to be
a twin sync for your life.
985
00:37:10,461 --> 00:37:14,999
- Good luck and
don't fuck it up.
986
00:37:15,099 --> 00:37:16,767
- Come on.
987
00:37:16,867 --> 00:37:19,003
- Come on, girls!
- Whoo!
988
00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,438
- Come on, bitch.
989
00:37:20,538 --> 00:37:23,241
- [singing] What you trying to
do
to my heart?
990
00:37:23,341 --> 00:37:25,243
What you trying to do
to my heart?
991
00:37:25,343 --> 00:37:26,577
- Come on.
992
00:37:26,677 --> 00:37:28,946
- [singing] You go around,
telling lies
993
00:37:29,046 --> 00:37:30,881
And now you want to compromise
994
00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:34,018
What you trying
to do to my heart?
995
00:37:34,118 --> 00:37:36,254
You better run
996
00:37:36,354 --> 00:37:38,155
You better hide
997
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:41,926
You better leave from my side
998
00:37:42,026 --> 00:37:43,294
Yeah
999
00:37:43,394 --> 00:37:46,364
- Whoo!
[chuckles]
1000
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,967
- [singing] What you trying to
do
to my soul?
1001
00:37:50,067 --> 00:37:53,938
What you trying to do my soul?
1002
00:37:54,038 --> 00:37:55,706
Well, everything I had is yours
1003
00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,608
And now I'm closing
all the doors
1004
00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:01,045
What you trying to do
to my soul?
1005
00:38:01,145 --> 00:38:03,080
You better run
1006
00:38:03,180 --> 00:38:04,982
You better hide
1007
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:08,919
You better leave from my side
1008
00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:10,988
Yeah
1009
00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:13,924
[music continues]
1010
00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,560
[wild laughter]
1011
00:38:16,661 --> 00:38:20,064
[music continues]
1012
00:38:20,164 --> 00:38:21,832
- What is going on?
1013
00:38:21,932 --> 00:38:24,368
- [singing] What are you trying
to do
to my head?
1014
00:38:24,468 --> 00:38:25,746
- They seem
to have choreographed
1015
00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,738
the entire thing somehow.
1016
00:38:27,838 --> 00:38:29,974
- [singing] You better run
- Run!
1017
00:38:30,074 --> 00:38:31,175
- [singing] You better hide
1018
00:38:31,275 --> 00:38:32,510
You better leave
1019
00:38:32,610 --> 00:38:33,744
- More canned bits.
1020
00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,146
[laughter]
1021
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:37,581
- [singing] You better run
- Oh!
1022
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:38,949
- [singing] You better hide
1023
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:43,854
You better leave from my side
1024
00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:47,458
[music continues]
1025
00:38:47,558 --> 00:38:50,728
[RuPaul laughs,
cheers and applause]
1026
00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,901
- Ladies, I have
made my decision.
1027
00:38:57,001 --> 00:39:02,707
[dramatic music]
1028
00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,042
Spice, shantay, you stay.
1029
00:39:05,142 --> 00:39:08,546
[music continues]
1030
00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,548
You may join the other girls.
1031
00:39:10,648 --> 00:39:17,655
[music continues]
1032
00:39:19,757 --> 00:39:21,459
Sugar...
1033
00:39:21,559 --> 00:39:24,662
you came to this
competition with one sister,
1034
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:29,333
but tonight you leave here
with 15.
1035
00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:32,970
Now sashay away.
1036
00:39:33,070 --> 00:39:34,271
- Thank you guys.
1037
00:39:35,973 --> 00:39:38,042
- We love you.
- I love you guys.
1038
00:39:38,142 --> 00:39:39,810
- Bye. I love you.
1039
00:39:39,910 --> 00:39:41,779
- [crying] Bye.
[sniffles]
1040
00:39:41,879 --> 00:39:43,581
- At least say
a funny line, bitch.
1041
00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,549
[laughter]
1042
00:39:45,649 --> 00:39:47,094
- [normal voice]
This bitch still might be
1043
00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:48,862
in the competition,
but I'm still hotter, better,
1044
00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:52,022
and everything
in between, bitch, so bye.
1045
00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,791
- That's better.
[laughs]
1046
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,861
[music continues]
1047
00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:59,029
- [crying] I'm so grateful
for this experience.
1048
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,798
It was so fun.
1049
00:40:00,898 --> 00:40:03,467
And I'm...
1050
00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,570
so grateful
to have Spice in my life.
1051
00:40:06,670 --> 00:40:08,439
She's so special to me,
1052
00:40:08,539 --> 00:40:11,142
and I'm going to be rooting
her on from the sidelines.
1053
00:40:11,242 --> 00:40:12,977
So...
[chuckles]
1054
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,146
Yay.
1055
00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,214
- Condragulations, ladies.
1056
00:40:17,314 --> 00:40:19,316
And, remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1057
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,061
how in the hell are you going
to love somebody else?
1058
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:23,554
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
All: Amen.
1059
00:40:23,654 --> 00:40:26,357
- All right,
now let the music play.
1060
00:40:26,457 --> 00:40:31,128
- [singing] A little bit of love
goes
a long, long way
1061
00:40:31,228 --> 00:40:33,998
Lifting you up to a brighter day
1062
00:40:34,098 --> 00:40:36,434
Can you feel the love?
1063
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:43,574
- You'll turn home decor
into haute couture.
1064
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:46,010
- Talk about stress.
1065
00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,746
I've never sewn
a day in my life.
1066
00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:53,150
- It's giving me House of Monet.
1067
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:55,686
- Everything is not fitting.
1068
00:40:55,786 --> 00:40:59,490
- I can tell that Spice
is spiraling, honey.
1069
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:01,568
- There's some girls that don't
deserve to be here over her.
1070
00:41:01,592 --> 00:41:03,594
[dramatic music]
1071
00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:06,831
- [singing] A little bit of love
1072
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:09,834
Goes a long, long way
1073
00:41:09,934 --> 00:41:12,503
Lifting you up to a brighter day
1074
00:41:12,603 --> 00:41:14,805
A little bit of love
1075
00:41:14,905 --> 00:41:17,141
Goes a long, long way
1076
00:41:17,241 --> 00:41:20,144
Turn it around
when you up and say
1077
00:41:20,244 --> 00:41:21,979
Everybody say love
1078
00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:25,483
Love, love, love, oh, love, love
1079
00:41:25,583 --> 00:41:28,986
Love, love, love, oh, love
1080
00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:32,590
Love, can you feel the love?
1081
00:41:32,614 --> 00:41:34,614
>>>>oakislandtk<<<<<
www.opensubtitles.org
81748
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
