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Interior, galley, we're gonna start getting sails up.

We'll be heeling in about eight minutes.

When you go sailing, you never really know

what the conditions are gonna be like.

If it were easy, everybody would be doing it.

She's cranked over, look at her.

- Ooh, we sailing! - Ooh!

Do it on your booty.

Did you guys enjoy that?

- Yeah, that was... - Yeah, that was fun.

Do it again, do it again!

I'm looking for a strong sailing crew.

They need to be able to think on their feet, can't overreact,

and they need to leap into action

when the sh-- hits the fan.

Daisy, six espresso martinis.

Three shots of ozu, but chill it first.

I'm gonna stab him with this ----ing knife!

Going into this season, I hope that

I don't fall out with any of my crewmembers.

I'm going to ----ing punch that mother----er

in the ----ing knob.

So, I think I've learned to not hook up with a chick

the first night we go out...

maybe not even the second night.

The third night is debatable.

Careful, careful, careful!

So, this season I wanna just do a good job,

make a sh---ton of money,

but I do enjoy a little bit of drama here and there.

It keeps me in tight.

You love it, eh?

Ooh, yeah.

I grew up in Caracas, Venezuela.

People can feel the passion of my food when they eat it.

I make people cry before.

Oh, my God, look at that.

I have a gift.

I do definitely go balls to the wall.

I would consider myself a Chihuahua...

I'm little, but I'll bark and I'll bite.

Okay. Whoa, whoa!

- Uh-oh! - Whoa.

Okay.

*bleep* that's a breath of fresh air.

I have grown up as kind of one of the boys.

Am I the most awkward deckhand you've ever...

- Yes. - Worked with?

I have two older brothers, so growing up it was kinda

like learn how to fight back or get farted on.

Do you want some eggs?

You wanna poach her eggs?

Oh ----ing hell.

I came into yachting because I was told stewardesses

were so good-looking.

Hey!

Woo!

Everyone thinks here's some young, silly deckhand.

*bleep*

Don't let the baby face fool you.

I know what I'm ----ing doing.

I think people underestimate me.

- Good job, Ash. - Yeah, good job.

I've been told that I look innocent, but I'm not.

Oh, my God.

I get what I want.

There's a very high expectation on a superyacht.

We've got a lot on our plate.

It's high stakes.

Whoa... whoa!

Oh sh--, it got my head.

It's taken the top of his scalp off.

Oh, my God.

They're gonna break.

Ah!

*bleep* I'm over this, eh?

I'm ----ing over this.

So drunk.

Oh!

Ah!

All crew, all crew, I see the guests coming now.

Oh, oh, oh!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Opa!

Uh-oh, you guys thought you could get rid of me?

Mm, mm, mm, I'm back and ready to rumble...

No.

All ready, then? Ready for a new season?

Ready for a new season.

- Yeah? - How about you, you ready?

Yeah, I'm excited, looking forward to it.

I love sailing in Spain, especially the Balearic Islands.

Menorca is spectacular... the beaches.

I live here, I have an apartment here.

But I first came here in 1984

and I fell in love with it back then.

I'm looking forward to being able to sail the boat,

because we never get to sail Parsifal...

- No. - When it's just us.

After last season, I offered Gary a full-time job.

Have a look at this one, Gary.

He knows the boat really well.

I can depend on him, I can trust him.

Well, he's not my best friend,

but we're good buddies, you know?

It's kinda odd to see a CV without a photo.

Yes.

Since last charter season, Gary just has

a bit more respect for his job, for Glenn, for myself.

I've worked hard to be where I am.

It's taken 11 years to become a chief officer on a 55-meter.

It feels good.

I have a lot to teach, so I hope you've got a team

that's willing to learn.

What time are the crew arriving, Glenn, do you know?

I think pretty soon.

Straight into the thick of it.

Glenn!

Hey, how are you?

Good!

Yay, I'm so excited to be back.

Wow, so good to see you.

You, too.

I'm back to work.

I mean, I'd rather be on the beach, but a girl's gotta eat.

Yeah, I'm excited to be back.

- How've you been? - Good, yeah.

What have you been up to?

Yeah, I left here, went back to my old boat for a bit,

and then I joined a boat, but we didn't have guests on.

This is the first charter I've done since last year,

which is kinda scary.

I'm like, do I remember how to be a stewardess?

I feel better prepared coming into this season.

My role as a chief stew is,

you know, I'm the kind of puppet-master.

- Thank you. - Hey!

- Hello! - Hello.

- How are you? - Good, thank you.

You, too.

But if the team looks good, I look good.

So, I'm really hoping that the team

will learn real quick I'm right...

I'm always right.

So, cabin arrangements.

Because there's four girls on board,

we'll have to take the three-person cabin.

- Yeah, that's fine. - Because the chef's a male.

That's fine, take the three-person, that's fine.

Ugh!

Good thing you travel light.

And I haven't left the boat, so geez.

- No one else is here. - No.

I can have a coffee.

Yeah, I'm also gonna have another coffee.

- Ooh. - Okay.

Hey, mate, can I give you a hand there?

- I'm good. - Yeah?

- Gary. - Marcos.

- Marcos, nice to meet you. - Glenn.

Captain, Marcos, nice to meet you.

Hi, I'm Daisy nice to meet you.

Marcos, nice to meet you.

- Where are you from? - Venezuela.

- Venezuela? Okay! - Yeah.

My background is Italian-Venezuelan,

so I grew up eating pasta, but also plantains.

- Where are you from? - South Africa.

- I'm Irish. - It's like the UN in here.

Food truck, not even have air condition.

You're gonna be in the cabin with...

Me. Three of us bunking, boy.

Oh sh--.

Your cabin is the first one on the left.

This can be you, so you don't wake us up.

Yeah.

We're gonna have a good season, buddy!

Yeah.

- If you wanna... - Yeah.

store stuff underneath the seating,

that's all empty for you to store stuff.

Okay, great.

Hi, I'm Kelsie.

- Nice to meet you, I'm Daisy. - Nice to meet you too.

- This is Gary. - Hello, Gary.

- Hi. - Kelsie.

Hello, Kelsie, nice to meet you.

- You're deck? - Yes.

Okay, cool.

I'll show you your cabin.

- Thanks, Dais. - Cool.

You can have a choice... do you wanna share with me?

Yeah.

Oh sh--.

Knock-knock!

Welcome aboard.

Thank you!

- How you doing, I'm Glenn. - I'm Gabriela.

- Nice to meet you, Gabriela. - Nice to meet you!

People who love me would describe me as funny,

loyal, passionate...

- I'm Daisy, nice to meet you. - Gabriela.

- Hi, nice to meet you. - Hi, I'm Gary.

I like to bust balls.

Kelsie, nice to meet you.

Hi, Glenn, nice to meet you, welcome aboard.

Hello, Kelsie, nice to meet you too.

So, this is your cabin. You can have top or bottom.

Make your bed, unpack your stuff, get yourself settled.

Wait for the other stewardess

and we'll get started.

The wheels don't work on your bag.

I know, it's been through a lot.

- Hi! - Oh, hi, how you doing?

- I'm Ashley, nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, Ashley.

- I'm gonna be one of your stews. - Welcome aboard.

I'm excited to be here!

Look for Daisy, and she'll get you

sorted with a uniform and all that.

Okay, great.

- Nice to meet you. - Hello, Gary.

Hi!

- I'm Daisy. - I'm Ashley.

Nice to meet you, welcome.

This is Gabriela, Ashley.

Nice to meet you, Ashley.

So, you two are gonna be roomies.

Awesome.

I hope you don't mind, I grabbed the bottom bunk.

Oh, no, that's fine.

- Hey. - Hey, bro, what's up?

- I'm Tom. - Gary, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, brother.

- Hi, Kelsie. - Hiya, nice to meet you.

This is your uniform.

- How's it going? - Here's the captain.

- How you doing? - Tom, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, Tom, welcome aboard.

How you doing?

Where are you arriving from today?

I've come from the Lake District.

You probably don't know where that is.

- I do know the Lake District. - Oh, you do?

Windermere, that area.

- That's it! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Supposed to be really nice, yeah.

It's beautiful.

I grew up in Windermere in the north of England,

which is just full of, like, mountains, fells,

more sheep than people.

I'm a bit of a country boy.

- Whereabouts yourself? - I got a place in Palma.

So, you're a local.

When you go around, everyone's like, "'Sup!"

I've worked on motor yachts for three years now.

This will be my first sailing yacht.

Without sounding cocky,

the only part that's different is the sailing bit.

How hard can it be?

You're bunking with the captain.

- Okie-dokie. - El Capitano.

He's gonna be my best friend.

Yeah.

Beautiful sailboat, it's beautiful.

This boat? Yeah. Yeah, it's a nice boat, huh?

Hey, sea doggy-dog!

It feels so good to be back on Parsifal.

I'm super excited to see Gary, he's my boy.

Hey, man.

Good to see you again, yeah, feeling good, you too.

But I'm most excited to work with Glenn again.

I think he's got an amazing leadership style.

- Sounds like trouble up here! - Yes, sir!

How are you, dude? Good to see you!

- Ah! - Ah!

If Captain Glenn asks you to come work for him,

you just say yes, because you know it's gonna be a good time.

How's it going, brother? Colin.

Hi, Marcos, nice to meet you.

- Marcos? - Yeah. Nice to meet you, man.

Yo, sea dog, we have the triple, bro?

- No way. - Yeah, I know.

Ramekins for a party of 2,000 people.

- I've got your radios here. - Cool.

So, second stew and third stew,

I don't know who's who out of you two.

Hey, Gary?

Do you speak Spanish?

How's your Spanish, good?

This washing machine works, no?

Okay.

Daisy, where are you from?

Dublin.

I've never been to Europe, so...

What? You've never been to Europe?

No.

That's okay, it's exciting.

- For me... - Daisy!

Ah! *bleep*!

He scared me too, and I saw him coming, Jesus.

You sh-- head!

Oh, how you doing?

- Good! - Good to see you!

All crew, all crew, I'd like to get everybody together

in the cockpit to have a quick brief

before we get started on the season.

Copy that.

- Hello, I'm Marcos. - Hi, Gabriela.

Nice to meet you, Marcos.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Tom, nice to meet you.

I'm Daisy.

Hi, Ashley. Ashley is a head-turner.

- Cool, yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah.

Hopefully her personality is just as nice as her face.

All right, so first of all,

I just wanna say I'm really excited for this season.

I'm excited to have some new faces, some familiar faces,

some interesting faces... no.

So, I just wanna go over some rules.

Obviously, there's no drinking on charter,

so when there's guests on board, there's no drinking.

One of the most important things for me is the communication.

Last season, we had some communication errors

between the different departments,

and it led to problems that we didn't really need to have.

I didn't have a communication problem,

everyone else had a communication problem...

mainly, they didn't listen to me.

If you can see something's not going quite right,

instead of me being chief bitch, as per usual...

- What's the sauce? - Hollandaise sauce

He didn't say eggs Benny.

Are you sure he wants?

Normally, poached eggs comes with this.

Take that back for me.

No one ever ----ing listens to me, ever.

No one supported me, and this season, I want respect.

So, I'm gonna be keeping a close eye,

especially your two departments, very important.

Yeah.

Ten years of yachting, this is what I expect.

Coming up...

- Bottom's up! - Oh, my God!

We haven't even started our charter season yet, holy sh--.

We got a lot to do today.

If you guys all finish in time,

you guys can spend a little time

this evening getting to know each other.

But it is a school night.

Glenn's famous last words.

Yeah, I mean, you know, I want you to be responsible.

I don't wanna have anyone drunk on the dock tonight,

that's my point, okay?

- Sweet. - Thank you.

- Okay, to the wash locker, guys. - Yay!

All the cleaning products.

Toilet papers, everything's down here.

We're gonna soap and scrub today,

and then tomorrow's just a detail.

Got it.

Work your way from the top to the bottom.

You can make the bed.

I don't know why there's 10 million pillows.

Okay, what's empty? We can throw those.

Yeah.

You would say you're a sailor more than a motor chick?

Yeah, well, I've never worked on a motor boat.

I've only ever worked as, like, a little skipper.

I went to Yacht Week Croatia

with my cousin as a guest in 2015.

I was like, ooh, they have the coolest job ever.

So far this year I was mostly on, like,

50 to 52-foot monos, and then 40-foot caps.

I've come full circle, from being a guest

to now a skipper and running my own boat.

On average, I have eight guests.

I'm in charge of their safety, I plan excursions for them

I've never worked on a superyacht, though.

Parsifal is exponentially bigger.

It's like a Great Dane versus a little Chihuahua.

I did the whole full-time job thing and was like,

eh, I can make more money hanging out

with my friends in Croatia on a yacht.

- Do you... - Ah!

- Oh, *bleep* me! - What the *bleep*!

- I gave you a fright. - Yeah.

Do you have a minute to talk?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, so when was the last time you worked on a boat?

2017.

I did it for many years, and I just...

- Yeah. - Yeah.

I'm pretty easygoing.

I don't really...

No, I'm not strict, but if I'm telling you something,

don't ever take it personal.

It's not my opinion, it's things I've overheard

or things that they've told me.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I don't...

My ego, I leave it outside always, so.

Being the new guy, I'm not scared of that.

I cooked for Shakira, Jennifer Lopez, Beyoncé,

Jay-Z, Alicia Keyes, Beckham...

I know what I'm doing.

I think we'll have a good season.

All crew, all crew, provisions are on the dock.

Oh, *bleep*.

Okay, we've gotta make a train here.

We'll go straight into the galley.

The meat.

Do you like Colin or Col, or just Colin?

Whatever you want, mate.

Is my drinks order here now?

Sea dog, are there drinks in there?

It's a bit early, don't you think?

No, are there drinks in the truck?

Yeah.

- That's it? - Yes, ma'am.

How long have you been yachting?

Almost a year.

How about you?

Today is my one-year anniversary...

Oh, shoot!

Since I got my first proper yacht job.

Yeah, on my first boat I ended up being sole stew...

- Yeah. - ...on a 142-foot.

That scares me.

I've been sole stew, deck stew.

Yeah.

Hopefully, yeah.

Growing up I always wanted to be the best at everything.

I got straight A's all through high school.

College, I worked my ass off.

And now, I wanna be the one that's in front

of the guests making drinks, entertaining.

I definitely wanna be a chief stew someday.

I know I'm ----ing good at what I do.

- I am out of shape. - The story of my life.

Are you done with these?

I haven't washed them yet.

Look, you got your little...

I'm not done with that yet.

Wow, you guys think about sex all the time, like...

I don't.

Yeah, I know you do, I can tell.

Do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

Single as can be.

Same.

So tell me, what are your thoughts?

Yeah, I think Tom might be your age.

I can just tell by his look.

See, I don't usually go for guys my age.

Hi, how are you doing?

I think we're all right.

It looks good.

Gary, Marcos, and Daisy, can you guys meet me in the saloon?

We're gonna have a preference sheet meeting.

- Copy that. - Copy.

All right, here we go again, huh?

- Pass those along. - Thank you.

Okay, so, first charter guests of the season.

We've got the primary guest, McCordia Young.

He's a talented real estate investor at the top of his game,

and he's gathered his group of friends,

all hardworking business owners in real estate,

to celebrate Black entrepreneurship.

- Wow. - Good for them!

This group are looking forward to beautiful scenery,

flowing cocktails, and a five-star dining experience.

They are from Washington, D.C.

I've been there before, so...

They all seem to like the spice, huh?

Yeah.

Just gone do some Italian, some Indian, and some American.

On day two they want to do a nice beach picnic.

And then night two, they want to celebrate Aliya's birthday

with a hip-hop, we don't stop pajama party.

They are hoping that the yacht crew

will dress up with them as well.

I actually did bring my pajamas. Yay.

This seems like a good group, you know,

to get us into the swing of things, right?

Here we go. Meeting adjourned?

Thank you!

- Yay, season's started! - Charter season!

This is Daisy calling from Parsifal III.

We are picking up charter tomorrow,

and they have requested a hip-hop theme party.

I've never left a boat with a bad rep.

- Yet. - Yet.

We were thinking, like, big, gold chains,

anything kind of '90s.

- Thank you so much. Bye. - Bye-bye.

Ashley, Gabriela, would you mind

meeting me in the crew mess?

Copy.

So, one of you guys will be on nights

and one of you guys will be on days for the first trip,

and we'll alternate you.

We're gonna have you on nights first, Tom,

and then that makes you on days first.

Cool.

Okay, so you're both pretty green,

and Gabriela, you have a bit more bartending experience.

Do you feel comfortable to stay up with the guests, like...

- Yeah. - serving drinks and stuff?

- I'm a night owl. - Perfect, great.

Yeah.

I used to work in night life. I'm used to it.

But I love when I hear that you feel comfortable, and yeah,

I saw that you have bartending experience. So...

Yes!

*bleep*

It's more pressure. Are you ready for that?

"I'm ----ing 33, dude, let's more this ----ing up."

No more time to waste.

And you'll be fine.

Coming up...

*bleep* You're naughty, yeah.

Someone's come out of their shell after a couple of drinks.

I don't just want to jump to the first person

that gives me attention.

Don't put me in this situation.

We have friends who talk together.

Gabriela, you have a bit more experience.

You're gonna be second stew.

Yes!

You're gonna be on mornings, you're gonna be on lates.

So, I'll be on middles,

but I want you both to be able to do everything.

You're second stew, you need to guide Ashley.

- I think we're good, I'm good. - Great.

Oh, look at that, it's magic.

How are we looking, is that us pretty much done?

Should we have a beer, what do you reckon?

Let's do it.

- Girls? - Yeah?

How are you doing?

Good.

She's almost done in there,

and this just needs to be done, and then...

It's fine, we'll do it tomorrow.

- All right. - Let's go for a drink.

Boom.

Plastic cups?

What?

I'm sorry, did you want crystal?

No, no, no, just glass would be good.

We could have another one, yeah.

Cheers.

- Yeah. - No, I'm not!

- It's very salty. - That's very nice.

Colin wants to have a team meeting.

Yeah, I see that.

You guys are dicks.

So, we're all back.

If we do the same thing, we're gonna have the same result.

No, let's do the same thing, exactly how we did, but...

But a little bit better.

You admit that, right?

Where'd everyone go?

The OGs went up to the...

I haven't even been up there yet.

How's your team going, Dais?

Who's your second stew, out of interest?

So, Gabriela.

I quite like her, she's...

- She's quite cool. - Probably because she's my age.

- Oh, really? - Okay.

Oh, who are you gonna hook up with?

No one.

You, Dais! Come here!

- Get the hell away from me! - Mwah, mwah, mwah!

- Get off of me. - You loved it.

It's vile.

No, you are gonna hook up.

This is official...

This is heads of department.

Who the *bleep* do you think you are?

- I just came for a ciggy. - I beg your pardon?

Please, please, may, please...

Get the *bleep* out of here!

I love meeting a new crew,

because I feel like if I just come in

and act like your friend,

we're gonna be friends eventually anyway.

- Who? - Ashley.

- Okay, Connor MacGregor. - Yeah.

Get off your high ----ing horse.

And I am Peter Pan.

Ashley.

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley.

Don't...

Just kidding, I'll drink it, like the man that I am.

Should I do this cabin now?

Cheers, guys. To our new season.

Are you gonna get in the hot tub this year?

This is my question.

This year? He has a girlfriend.

No, but... yeah, but it's a different girlfriend.

Guys with girlfriends are allowed to go in hot tubs.

Whoa!

Oh, you never met my last one.

I was, like, "Get in the hot tub,"

and he's like, "Absolutely not."

I'm like, "I'm not gonna have sex with you in the hot tub."

You wanted to, though, so that was the problem.

Daisy, you horny bitch.

I would have sex with anyone, but...

- I'm joking, I'm joking. - No, she's not.

Ah!

Hello?

What you looking for?

This is lame, but you share a room with the captain,

so this is way better than that.

That's, like, a turn-off.

Do you have a boyfriend?

- No. - Oh.

- Do you want me to be honest? - Yes.

Tell me, yes.

Go, I'm listening.

If I had to pick, it would be between the two of you.

- Who's that? - The two of you.

No, no, no, pick him, please. He's way better.

No, but he's blonde-haired, blue-eyed;

that's, like, my stereotypical, like, go-to.

But how old are you?

So, I'm 23, and I usually go for, like, 28 to, like, 34.

- We're not battling. - My age range...

Wait, let me...

- No... no, it's, like... - He's your boy.

Just because I'm younger doesn't mean

I don't know what I'm doing.

Come here.

But also, I need to get on with Gary,

so if he's interested in Ashley, I need to take a back seat here.

- You're a stewardess, right? - I'm not making your bed.

I need a stewardess's expertise

to show me how to make it properly.

Oh, *bleep*, no, I'm not making your bed.

How do you not know how to make your bed?

Yeah, I think I know how to do the pillows.

I'll do the pillows.

I'm basically, like, training you to do your job...

What's my reward?

I'll give you a massive high-five.

That's, like, one of the coolest high-fives,

because it makes a slapping sound.

There's another pillowcase here.

I can think of other things that

make slapping sounds too that are cool.

I'm in a bit of a predicament here,

because I feel I was the cause of a lot of drama last season.

Gary and I have a connection.

You should be angry at him, not me.

I have ----ed up, and I'm sorry to cause a stir.

But the feelings I have for Alli is not the same feelings

I have for you, and I'm so sorry

to put that out bluntly like that.

Not many people can admit that they are an idiot, but I can.

I hate being on the top.

Don't worry, I don't mind being on the top.

I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice.

You know, I don't just want to jump

to the first person that gives me attention.

*bleep*, you're naughty, yeah.

Someone's come out of their shell after a couple of drinks.

Daisy's, like, "We gotta go to bed."

Oh, I don't care.

We're picking up at, like, 3:00 p.m.

- I'm like, hell, bottom's up! - Yeah.

No, I've already poured it.

Tequila and Coca-Cola?

To the Coke or the tequila?

To the tequila.

Oh, dear.

- I need a drink. - Let's go.

- Oh, my God! - Hey!

No, Daisy wants one.

Daisy... Daisy!

What's my name?

Your name is Daisy!

You want me to hold your head?

- Are we going to the bow? - For now...

Why, what's happening in the bow?

- For now... - A little chit-chat.

Okay, cool, I can't wait.

Oh, God.

Tom reminds me of myself when I was that age...

just super keen to have a good time,

not really thinking about the consequences,

and taking things a little bit too far.

Oh, this is gonna be your first day, look.

Why am I spilling?

Cleaning this sh-- tomorrow, boy.

We haven't even started our charter season yet.

Holy sh--.

Glenn, Glenn, Tom. See you at 8:30.

I know that I said, like, Tom is, like, blonde-hair,

blue-eyes, like, that's my type to a T.

There's your boy, there's your boy.

No, he is my type too, see, but he's...

I go for, like, 27 to, like... how old are you?

- Thirty-three and a half. - Thirty-four, I...

I go for like 27 to 34.

What, are you trying to tell me you're into me,

is that what you're getting there?

What? Oh, my God.

I'm gonna head in.

Good night. See you guys in the morning.

Blegh.

You're pretty cute, I'm not gonna lie...

He's not your friend, you met him today.

Blegh.

It doesn't take me long to make a friend.

- So, if I kiss you... - Are we not friends?

Are you gonna ----ing...

Yes, so don't put me in that situation.

...shut me down?

Don't put me in that situation.

We have friends who talk together.

Oh, my God.

You are the naughtiest person I ever met...

- ever met in my life - It's just a kiss.

You're the naughtiest person I've ever met.

If my friend tells me that he thinks a girl's cute,

I can't pursue that girl.

We have friends who talk together.

You are the naughtiest person I ever met...

- ever met in my life - It's just a kiss.

You are the naughtiest person I've ever met.

Mm-mmm, mm-mmm, mm-mmm, no, no, no.

No, you're naughty! Stop it!

I told you no, Jesus.

No...

He won't know.

Excusez-moi, guys, I have to go and sleep.

Good night.

- What the *bleep*? - I'm trying to help you up.

I don't need your help.

Yeah.

Don't wake Glenn up.

- Hup! - Don't wake Glenn up.

All right, good night, everyone.

All right.

I don't wanna go to bed.

Captain.

Mm, whoopsie.

Say again?

You don't?

What do you mean?

All right, guys, you've obviously...

you guys have this place very clean.

Did you guys kill this tequila or not?

- I have. - Not your ----ing deckhand!

No, I...

Your ----ing deckhand, Tom, made that mess, we didn't.

---ing Gabriela cleaned everything up.

Your deckhand is a sh---show.

You go, girl, you go, girl, yes!

What are you doing, SCUBA-diving?

That isn't ----ing-- eww!

Do not ----ing to... eww!

You all right?

Hm?

So, what's your plan?

I'm gonna drink more.

- Whoa, Daisy! - Whoa, girl!

Daisy.

A little shot. A little shot.

- That's yours. - Do it, ----ing...

No, that's got your name written all over it.

- I swear to God, Daisy. - Daisy!

We've already shared it, do it, please.

- Oh, God. - Do it!

- Don't be a little bitch. - Yeah.

I'm such a little bitch.

Gary.

- Can we finish our beer? - No, let's go.

Oh.

We've got a charter tomorrow.

---ing Tom is man down.

- What do you mean? - Go have a look in the mess.

- You're kidding. - ----ing hell.

I don't wanna be the buzz kill,

but I need to make the point of

why you don't do what you just did.

We're picking up guests tomorrow.

Get your asses to bed.

Oh!

What the *bleep* are you doing?

I was trying to do...

I was trying to do the right thing.

Mate!

Yeah, fair enough.

Oh *bleep* that's not a good look.

You okay, buddy?

Can I get you some water or anything?

Perfect example of what not to do on a school night.

Let him do his thing. We're going to bed.

Night, Tom.

*bleep*

I am sh--ting myself right now.

I just wanted to have a few beers, let loose,

prove to everyone that I can drink

just as much as everyone else and have a good time.

This is the worst start to this boat

that I could have asked for.

*bleep*

Jesus, bro.

It's so embarrassing.

Morning.

How are you today?

Good, good.

Good morning, everybody.

- Morning. - How's it going?

It's fine, Gary.

Is it fine? Cool.

- What happened last night, guys? - I feel amazing.

Where is he?

I don't think I've been more embarrassed in my whole life.

I'm just gonna go downstairs and pick up where we left off.

- Okay, cool, I... - Is that okay with you?

Yeah, yeah, of course.

There he is!

No, don't, I don't wanna talk to anyone.

Mate.

- Morning, girls. How's... - Good morning, how are you?

Good, thank you, how are you?

I'm great.

Everyone's fine, it's just me.

- I'm fine, I don't... - I feel wonderful.

I don't feel hung over at all.

No, I'm okay with that, just more embarrassing.

So, tell me what happened.

Glenn told me to go sleep somewhere else.

Oh, he did? So, you didn't vomit on him?

No, I was... it was in the bathroom.

Oh, was it?

I was sick in the bathroom, yeah.

Oh, okay.

Last night, that's a young person thing to do.

I love it, you talk like you're, like...

10 years older than him or something.

- Captain. - How you feeling?

Fine, I'm a bit embarrassed, but sorry.

- Yeah, you should be. - Yeah.

You need to get in that bathroom.

- Yeah. - That bathroom's a ----ing mess.

Yes, I will.

I mean, well, to be honest with you, I don't really...

- No, it's really bad. - Was it that bad?

Pretty bad.

I wasn't sick on you, was I?

Everyone's saying I was, like, sick over the bunk...

No, no, no, well... *bleep* I hope not.

Oh... no, no, that's what I said.

I said no, I was in the bathroom.

But... no, no, you were in the bathroom.

This is ----ing embarrassing.

I've already made myself look like an idiot.

All I can do now is try and move forward,

apologize to him, and let my work do the talking.

But yeah, you need to go back in there

- and have a really good tidy. - Yes.

All right? Maybe a steam-clean.

He understands the gravity of the situation.

He ----ed up; he's got strike one.

Let's see what he can do now.

Because for me, that's never gonna happen again.

Oh, no. I'm not good.

Coming up...

- Oh, the sails are going up. - Yeah.

All right. Okay, that's main engine off.

This is amazing.

Ah!

Oh, you want them... okay.

So, you're gonna do the inflatables.

Okay.

And then we can just go around and polish.

Why don't we go around and do a quick walkthrough?

I'm happy with everything.

The bed looks great.

With guests arriving, all the lights on.

You girls are not as green as I thought you were.

Saw you having deep chats last name with young whippersnap.

You know, we were just getting to know each other, and...

Look, if you wanna go there...

No, no, no, I don't wanna go anywhere, bro.

- I just wanna get my job done. - Oh, don't you lie to me!

All crew, all crew, anyone who's not already

in their charter uniform, please suit up, thank you.

Just having a last walk around.

Okay, scuppers. Sweet.

Yeah, I think the boat's looking relatively good.

- Whoa! - Yes.

Never hug me when you're in your undies.

All crew, the guests will be here in five minutes.

Let's get everybody up into the cockpit, please.

Oh, that is so pretty over there!

I am ready, I am ready!

Let's go.

Okay, Ashley, will you pour the champagne, please?

Yeah.

Everybody that's not Daisy and myself, line up right here.

One of you stand at the front with the face cloths.

Okay.

Ready, Angels?

This is gonna be awesome.

Oh, they seem excited.

My arm is shaking already.

- Hello! - Hey, guys!

Hi!

Welcome to Menorca.

Thank you!

- I'm Captain Glenn. - Hi, Captain Glenn!

Nice to meet you.

How are you, I'm Daisy, nice to meet you.

We're gonna head into the cockpit to get out of the sun.

Do you guys have martinis in here?

We sure do.

- Hello. - Hi!

Thank you.

- Hi, Kelsie. - Nice to meet you.

- Hello. - Hi, I'm Ashley.

Nice to meet you.

- We like to eat. - All right!

- Gabriela. - Yes!

Welcome.

Okay, guys, I just want to formally welcome you

to Parsifal III.

We got a great few days planned for you,

we're gonna have a lot of fun.

- Awesome. - All right?

To get started, I'm gonna pass you over to Daisy,

and she's gonna take you for a little tour of the boat,

and well get everything settled

so we can get outta here, all right?

- Welcome aboard! - Are we gonna do a cheers?

- Yes, cheers! - Woohoo!

This is the cockpit, where we do a lot of the meals.

And you've got the aft deck,

which brings you out into the sea.

Any skinny-dipping allowed?

Oh, yeah, you can do whatever you want.

Up here we have the sun deck, the Jacuzzi...

Yes, it's beautiful.

Hello!

I don't know if I can manage this by myself.

If we go on down here,

you've got the dining room and the main saloon in here.

This is nice.

I love this, very nice.

We'll go down to the cabins.

Here we have the two twin cabins,

and they're both identical.

- Okay, they're identical... - Yeah.

So it doesn't matter.

This is the master cabin.

Okay.

- Oh, who's that gonna be? - Oh, I am.

- Who's taking the bed? - Ah!

- We gonna have a good time. - Yes, we are.

You're gonna go down. Come back up at, like, 11:00.

No problem.

Yeah, have a good rest, bro.

- Do we have an itinerary? - Yeah, for sure.

So, I think we're gonna maybe go for a sail.

At dinner this evening, a four-course meal.

Yay!

What time were you thinking?

Eight o'clock is good.

Okay, perfect.

So, dinner at 8:00 p.m.

- Okay. - Does that work?

- Yeah, whatever they want. - Cool.

Can I take something?

You can take this...

Crostinis with Manchego cheese, chorizo,

cherry tomatoes, microgreens, balsamic vinegar.

Do you wanna unhook those from the cleats on here, please?

Free.

This is a crostini with Manchego cheese,

chorizo, and cherry tomato.

- Thank you so much, thank you. - You're welcome!

Oh, my God, those are so good!

Is it good?

I am so impressed.

Here we have caramelized scallops with mango,

yellow chili aioli.

Amazing.

It is pretty and elegant.

This is the kind of standard I'm used to.

Okay, so I'd imagine you'll take the bow line

and Kelsie I will be on the midships and aft deck.

Crostini with caramelized onions,

rib eye, and chimichurri sauce.

- Yes, baby! - That's perfect.

Okay, Gary, I'm ready.

You guys can start dropping lines.

Copy.

- Take off. - Yeah.

They are loving the canapés, they're eating everything.

Okay, cool.

- I just have to smile. - Yeah.

Okay, Glenn, that's all our last stern, lines are clear.

Bow lines are clear, bow lines are clear.

Here we are.

I'll do this, do you wanna start getting fenders?

Okay.

Okay, now, dinner... nonstop.

As soon as you guys are done with the fenders,

we're gonna start getting sails up.

Time to clean as fast as I can,

because I know this sh-- is gonna go sideways, so...

- Yep. - The other one's sexy.

Mm-hmm.

Not the first one, the other one, behind her.

Uh-huh.

All right, Gary, you ready to go up?

Yeah. Okay, so what we do is we just watch the sail

to make sure that it goes up into the pre-feeder.

Just making sure it's going in, like, the track?

- In... exactly. - Okay.

In the pre-feeder.

There are so many moving parts to a sailboat of this size.

I mean, the sails are freaking huge.

That white thing, also known as a donkey.

The little... with the rope connected?

- Yeah. - Okay.

So, I'm excited to learn from Gary.

I've got the adrenaline, and it's, like,

fake it till you make it.

And you're good.

Okay, main.

Oh, the sails are going up.

Yeah, I think the middle one is going up.

Yeah.

- All right. - That's it?

Yeah, actually, that's perfect.

Okay, that's main engine off.

Oh, look, it's tilting.

We sailing now.

This is amazing.

- Oh, yeah, I like this. - Oh, I like it.

But sh-- gonna start sliding.

Ah!

Oh, she fell!

Leisel.

- This is only the first day. - Yeah.

Coming up...

- Oh, you're sexy, you know. - Thank you!

- You sexy. - Thank you.

There's no sense in trying to talk a drunk person

out of their ----ery.

Who you gonna *bleep* tonight?

Nobody.

Let's... come on, we're being a little inappropriate.

You are so full of sh--.

You have to go to bed.

Kelsie, can you come up here and keep an eye

on the Jacuzzi cushions, please?

Copy.

Okay.

I am cushion master!

Should I just put them somewhere?

Oh, really?

I'm the king of the world!

Do the "Titanic" thing.

That's the king of the world.

Is that what he did?

Well, you ain't really doing it,

because it ain't no man behind you.

What's going on?

How's your day going?

Yeah, pretty good.

I wish I had a bit more sleep last night, I'm not gonna lie.

- It's not my fault. - Yes, it is.

You wanted to talk.

There's something about Gary that makes me think

he would be, like, great in bed.

You're the boss.

I don't wanna burst your bubble... yes, that's correct.

That's... call me Mr. Boss, then.

It's probably gonna, like, bite me in the ass,

but I know what I'm doing.

I will take these to the bridge.

- Okay, thank you. - See you later.

So, we have this, doo, doo, doo.

Deck, deck, if I can get a couple people up,

we're gonna put these sails away now.

Aye, aye, copy that, on my way.

What do you wanna do first, Glenn?

I think I'll do them both at the same time.

- Okay. - Here we go.

Hey, I've started pulling for dinner.

They want elegant, so I'm thinking black

and sparkly and sh---tons of candles.

All right.

You can come down more, Glenn.

- A bit more down? - Yeah.

Looking pretty good.

- Good? - Yeah.

How are you doing?

Good, she wanted to do, like, super elegant,

so, like, lots of candles everywhere.

Colin, let her go.

We're gonna start opening the transom door.

Cleats, frame, platform.

Now, make sure the cleats are out.

That's two and a half, long stay.

Excellent.

We should just go ahead and get dressed, though.

Alright, listen, now what we're gonna do is we're gonna

get the NautiBuoys out.

Do you wanna just lift it up and over the sheet?

- No, it should be fine. - Okay.

All right, so as soon as you've done that you can get changed.

Yeah.

And then you can go down to turn-downs.

- Okay. - All right.

Oh, that is cute. Is that Sapore?

No, this is Nock.

- I look okay? - Yes.

Come on, let's go.

- You're doing both already? - Yeah, done the back one.

Let's see what everybody's doing.

Daisy, the guests are starting to sit down at the table.

Copy.

Let's just get another drink and chill.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh! - I'm sorry!

I'll go grab you a towel.

I don't need a towel, just bring me some more wine.

Okay.

Are you using your hair as dental floss?

- Oh, my God, that's cute! - Never.

Kelsie is a bit weird, yeah.

Ah, yeah, weird.

Should we put the black shirt on?

Yeah, go and change into your blacks.

- So, for turn-downs... - Yeah.

Flattening the pillows, tidying up the room...

- Yeah. - Make sure it's fresh.

Sounds good.

Oh, *bleep*.

So, what is this?

Oysters with ginger, cucumber, and mayonnaise.

Tonight's the first night I'm gonna cook in front of everyone,

so I have to make a good first impression.

No pressure.

There's a little bit of pressure.

A tiny bit, but I'm not gonna show it to them.

But inside, I'm gonna be like, eh!

This is beautiful, look at the presentation.

You are having oysters with a cucumber and ginger mignonette.

Thank you.

That is so good!

The sauce... ooh, baby.

This looks amazing.

We can go.

We have a burrata salad.

That foam you have on top is a balsamic air.

- Ooh. - Which it makes more smooth.

Mm, mm, that is good.

Everything is good, this is too much.

- I'm actually full. - Really?

Let me go.

So, we have beef tenderloin marinated

with Dijon mustard and rosemary.

And then I make a red wine reduction

and a cauliflower gratin.

Ooh!

It's like butter, it's like butter!

If I'll ever marry, I'll be in the kitchen with you.

Thank you, Marcos, this is amazing.

Enjoy, guys. Thank you.

Ooh, doesn't look that bad.

I know I'm fat and greedy,

but I could eat some more, it's so good.

Let me clean up this.

Yeah, please.

I didn't know what to do with the suitcase,

- there's not a lot of space. - Yeah.

I like to think that I'm a good leader,

and being a good chief stew is kind of like having children.

I feel like I'm raising my junior stews

to have better chief stews in place.

So, you can go down and help in the galley and cleaning,

- and then at 10:00... - All right, cool.

- You can go to bed. - Perfect.

I'm about to get drunk.

Do you mind drying some dishes?

Depends on the crew.

You've got the dream team.

Daisy, I'm still a little bit hungry.

- Okay. - Can I have something else?

- Yeah. - Yeah?

Okay, sure.

- What would... - So, whatever he has.

Okay.

Thank Lord, you helped me today.

Chef, I'm really sorry...

One of them's still hungry.

- Okay, what do they want? - She said anything.

I'm impressed.

So, dessert's still gonna be another little bit.

You don't need no more, girl! No!

She's on holiday.

Oo-eee, papi.

Okay, are you gorgeous.

Thank you.

That's some top-quality right there.

- I have more. - You're taking it up?

Yeah, I want... in cases like this, yes.

He definitely knows what he's doing.

The chef is here!

Yes, Chef, thank you so much!

Oh, my God!

Listen, Chef, do you have any other food left?

You guys are hungry still?

- Yes. - Oh, okay, I didn't know.

Give us, like, the hors d'oeuvres.

- What about the dessert? - We ain't ready for dessert.

I know my food is good, but *bleep*.

They're still hungry. I need to make hors d'oeuvres.

- You're joking. - No, I'm not joking.

They definitely want their money worth.

Ah.

- I feel twisted. - No, you are twisted.

- Move over. - Oh *bleep*.

I need to make more food.

- Really? - You serious?

Baby, I want some food. Some more steak or something.

I don't know how the *bleep* they're still hungry.

I know tomorrow I put more food on the plate.

Now we know.

Wait is it the boat, or is that you?

I can't even tell anymore.

- Can I have some? - Yeah.

- Yes. - I'm sorry.

Ah!

Gary.

Oh, here we go, girl, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mm!

You see? Thank you, Marcos!

Incoming food, boo.

Here you go... would you like me to bring a dessert?

- I feel like I'm--. - Or do you want to wait?

You can bring it.

- Yeah? Okay. - Yeah.

All right, let's ----ing go home.

It was a big scramble.

- Thank you, yeah. - I am impressed.

That was the idea.

Ashley, you be up at 6:00.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, I am so tired and sleepy.

- Woo! - Yes!

- Mm. - This is amazing.

It is.

I'll just jump down, Captain.

No worries.

- Happy? - Yes!

Yes!

Okie-dokie.

Sorry, that's my fault.

Oh, God.

Look, before you walk, get it together.

Oh, my gosh!

- Woo! - Oh, my God!

You all right?

- Come on. - Are you okay?

Come on.

Okay, let's put these in here.

We gonna go down.

Yeah, we gonna walk down these steps.

- Yes, we are. - Hold on to me.

Are you going to bed?

- Yes, we sleepy. - Yes.

Good night, ladies.

We have a big day tomorrow.

I am gonna go to bed.

Are you gonna be okay?

Yeah, thank you.

Look at this!

How did that happen?

I love it.

I feel like I'm finally working in a team environment again.

This is ----ing unbelievable.

Gary does some dishes, Gary does some dishes.

Good job today.

Thank you, you too, eh?

Thank you.

Hey, buon giorno.

Hey, how's it going?

Okay, few things.

Keep a watch, because we've got rocks just behind us.

- Yeah. - Do the cockpit...

- Yeah. - With the K2r.

If you need anything, then shout.

Cool. Boom.

How are you doing, love?

- I'm good. - You're good?

Want some more, or you're getting ready to go to bed?

- I'm going to bed. - Okay.

Man, my legs are so sore.

You ----ing nailed it today, mate.

- Yeah, you did nail it today. - They couldn't get enough.

That's a good compliment to you, bro.

I love your little...

Oh, my septum ring?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

- That's cute. - Thanks.

Yeah.

You are so cute. I don't like girls.

Thank you.

I thought you were hitting on me for a moment.

No, no, not really.

I don't know, you sexy.

You like dark dudes?

I like women and men of all shades, shapes, and sizes.

- For real? - Yes.

Oh, my God.

- What? - Oh, you sexy.

- Thank you. - You're sexy. You're sexy.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

See, you walk away from me, but it's all...

- Well, I... I have things. - It's all good.

It's all good.

I have things I still have to do,

and I do have to get to bed myself.

I think there's no sense in trying to talk a drunk person...

McCordia is the primary,

so it's an exercise for me to learn

how to politely tell someone to ----ing respect me.

- Can I have one more drink? - Are you sure?

Yeah.

Like, you sexy as *bleep*.

Okay, thank you.

So, who... so, who you gonna *bleep* tonight?

Nobody.

Let's... come on, we're getting a little inappropriate.

So...

Nobody.

Don't bullsh-- me.

I am not into anybody on this boat.

You are so full of sh--.

Bring it on, mother----er.

I swear to God, I will put your ass to bed.

I do.

Don't bullsh-- me.

I'm not.

Oh, come on. You have to go to bed.

This season on "Below Deck Sailing Yacht."

All crew, all crew, let's start getting ready to get sails up.

Wow, look at this.

Oh, my God.

- Oh, we're actually... - We're underwater.

Here we ----ing go!

I wanna make sure that the guest experience

is the best we can give them.

Gary strip-teasing is like a chicken having a fit.

- Woo-hoo! - Keep going, keep going.

Oh, my God, Mom!

I hope you didn't ruin my phone.

I do wanna get to know Gary,

but I also kinda just wanna, like, make out.

Ashley is smoking.

You're so young. You're so young.

No, you're the same age as me.

No, I'm a year older.

Always, you are forgetting the ----ing lack of basic respect.

You don't *bleep* somebody and *bleep* somebody else.

The most important thing, especially for tonight,

is just to be vigilant.

The moment you think, "Should I get them up,"

come and get us up.

I think we're dragging anchor.

We're sat in two meters of water.

Are we gonna run aground here?

You can lose the boat.

It's about as serious as it gets.

We dragged anchor.

I think we're stuck.

Here we go, here we go, here we go!

Oh, make it rain!