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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,033 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,204 Stop moving, please. Stop moving. 3 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,040 In the back. 4 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:20,879 What is all this? 5 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:24,470 Some costume night or something. 6 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:28,640 School fundraiser. 7 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,483 Victim's on the back terrace. 8 00:02:33,945 --> 00:02:34,980 Witnesses? 9 00:02:35,072 --> 00:02:37,734 Got plenty, though not a lot of clarity. 10 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,784 How compromised is the scene? 11 00:02:43,914 --> 00:02:45,324 They did a pretty good job of it. 12 00:02:49,252 --> 00:02:50,913 Already dead when we arrived. 13 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:05,598 Oh, my God. 14 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,520 It wasn't just the mothers. It was the dads, too. 15 00:03:10,982 --> 00:03:12,062 The thing about fundraisers... 16 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:13,811 Everybody wants to prove who's the richest. 17 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:14,933 They're vicious. 18 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,610 Add alcohol to the mix and the fact that women don't let things go... 19 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,440 They're like the Olympic athletes of grudges. 20 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,650 It's sexist how the women always get blamed. 21 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,947 It all goes back to that incident on orientation day. 22 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,864 And at the root of it was Madeline Mackenzie. 23 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,668 There's nothing to be nervous about. Your sister loved going there, and so will you. 24 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:36,630 In fact, you should be excited. Do you know why? 25 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:42,294 Because this is the very first day of the rest of your life. 26 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:44,346 Okay, woman. 27 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:46,840 I am not 100% sure about that tone, young lady. 28 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,138 And could you please turn it down, please? 29 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,729 Thank you. 30 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:56,900 -Mother... -Fucker. 31 00:03:57,904 --> 00:03:59,314 Chloe Adeline Mackenzie. 32 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,814 -You were thinking it. -Because I was scared. 33 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,657 Do you want to see how teenagers die? This is how. 34 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,361 This young lady in front of me is driving and texting at the same time. 35 00:04:08,665 --> 00:04:10,030 You're going to... 36 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,199 This isjust... 37 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,833 I'll be right back. 38 00:04:15,589 --> 00:04:16,749 They're dead. 39 00:04:19,718 --> 00:04:22,175 Don't reply yet. Yes, I have to reply. 40 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,298 -That's not... -Excuse me. You must stop. 41 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:25,754 -You're going to kill yourself or... -Mom? 42 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:28,181 -What is your problem? -Abigail, what are you doing? 43 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,929 You were supposed to be on the bus. 44 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:31,676 She picked me up, okay? 45 00:04:31,772 --> 00:04:33,228 You know howl feel about you driving with texters. 46 00:04:33,356 --> 00:04:35,347 -Mom. -It is worse than drinking and driving. 47 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,682 Get out of the car. 48 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,688 I'm not getting out of the car. 49 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,145 -We're three blocks from school, okay? -Fine. 50 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:44,072 -You're being ridiculous. -If I catch you driving and texting again, 51 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,190 -I will find your mother... -Mom! 52 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,741 -...and I will throw this at her. -Don't... 53 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:54,625 It's possible that had she not fallen, nobody would've gotten killed. 54 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:56,747 Ouch. 55 00:04:56,963 --> 00:05:00,455 -Did you hurt yourself? -No, the ladyjust tripped. 56 00:05:10,435 --> 00:05:12,596 Shouldn't we make sure the lady's okay? 57 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:17,559 Yeah. 58 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,905 Damn it. 59 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,108 Stay here. Keep your seatbelt on. 60 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,411 -Are you okay? -Yes. 61 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,284 I think I rolled my ankle. 62 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,581 You should get some ice on it. 63 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,834 lwould, but I have to get my daughter to school. 64 00:05:41,925 --> 00:05:44,587 It's orientation day, and this school is terrible about tardiness. 65 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,459 -Oh. At Otter Bay? -Yes. 66 00:05:47,097 --> 00:05:49,383 That's where we're going. My son, Ziggy, is about to start. 67 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,090 -Ziggy, like Ziggy Stardust? -Yeah. 68 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,683 -That's a great name. -Thanks. 69 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:55,351 This is my daughter, Chloe. 70 00:05:55,438 --> 00:05:58,225 The one shrinking from embarrassment over there. 71 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,140 Are you new to Monterey? 72 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,434 Yeah, we just moved here a few weeks ago. 73 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:05,061 Well, I'm Madeline Martha Mackenzie. 74 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:07,401 I always say the Martha, but no one calls me that. 75 00:06:07,492 --> 00:06:08,902 They call me Madeline. 76 00:06:08,994 --> 00:06:11,110 I'm Jane, Jane no-middle-name Chapman. 77 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:15,238 Jane no-middle-name Chapman, I like you already. 78 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,913 You're an intrinsically nice person, and l have a nose for these sorts of things. 79 00:06:19,004 --> 00:06:22,667 No. What Madeline had was a nose for everybody else's business. 80 00:06:22,799 --> 00:06:23,914 Oh, my God. 81 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,124 Believe me, I know. 82 00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,631 Um... 83 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,633 Do you need a ride or something? 84 00:06:30,974 --> 00:06:32,259 I'm a stay-at—home mom myself, 85 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:34,636 so I'm happy to welcome another full-time mom to the ranks. 86 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,644 You know, sometimes I think it's like us against them, 87 00:06:37,772 --> 00:06:39,308 the career mommies. 88 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,774 Them and all their various board meetings that are so important. 89 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,943 Google this, Yahoo that. 90 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,612 Please, I think they spend more time on those board meetings 91 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:49,860 than they do actually parenting, if you know what I mean. 92 00:06:49,993 --> 00:06:51,858 My mom's an active talker. 93 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:53,944 I actually have a part-time job. 94 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:56,621 Yeah, so do I, but it doesn't really count. 95 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,704 The over and under in this town is about $150,000. 96 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:04,626 I work in community theater, 20 hours a week, so I'm definitely an "under." 97 00:07:05,175 --> 00:07:06,961 -What do you do? -Just bookkeeping. 98 00:07:07,052 --> 00:07:09,464 So most definitely an "under," too. 99 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:13,722 When I grow up, I'm gonna run a massive label. 100 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,383 Do you have plans? 101 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,010 No. 102 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,312 He's a little nervous. 103 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:23,060 Relax. He's walking in with Chloe. 104 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,683 -lt's like walking in with the golden ticket. 105 00:07:26,488 --> 00:07:28,194 What kind of music do you listen to? 106 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,653 Don't tell me. Bowie. 107 00:07:37,582 --> 00:07:42,326 An autopsy is still being conducted to ascertain the exact cause of death, 108 00:07:42,420 --> 00:07:46,413 but at this point, we can confirm that the victim suffered a broken pelvis 109 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,049 and a fracture at the base of the skull. 110 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,861 Come on, guys. Would you put the guns down? 111 00:08:10,073 --> 00:08:13,190 Come on, Josh. You've got to get yourjacket zipped. Let's go. 112 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:19,074 Perry, help me out here. 113 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,415 What did we say about shooting Mom before noon? 114 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,248 -Guys. Really? -Put the guns down. We have to go. 115 00:08:26,381 --> 00:08:28,212 I am not kidding, really. 116 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:38,472 -First one to the car gets $1. -Mel 117 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:43,887 See? Just takes money. 118 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:47,436 You are so bad. 119 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,436 You love it when I'm bad. 120 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,064 -So bad. -You are. So bad. 121 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,774 We are so bad. 122 00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:59,619 There should be like a five-year limit on how long couples get to be gooey. 123 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,579 He's a lot younger than her. 124 00:09:03,668 --> 00:09:05,954 -I don't wanna go. -Do you really have to? 125 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:08,453 Just two days. 126 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:12,169 She must be pretty, you know... 127 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:13,959 In the bedroom. 128 00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:15,836 Come on. 129 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:28,143 -Thank you. Great. See you then. -lt's so pretty. 130 00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,016 -I know, right? Isn't it gorgeous? -Yeah. 131 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:31,609 -Madeline, hello. -Can me and Ziggy go play? 132 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,776 Yes, of course. You guys go play. 133 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:34,729 -Hi. -How are you? Pregnant again? 134 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,280 Of course, when am I not? 135 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:37,948 -You look fantastic. -Thank you. 136 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,196 Did you... 137 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,323 No, but you're sweet to think I did. 138 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,321 -Well, you look fabulous. -Thank you. 139 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,369 Hi, Jackie. Good to see you. 140 00:09:46,544 --> 00:09:48,375 Okay, Gabby is such a gossip. We don't like her. 141 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,086 Hey, Maddie, have you seen Justin at all? 142 00:09:50,173 --> 00:09:52,255 I think he whooshed past here. 143 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,298 Are we doing the wine tasting next week at your house? 144 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,591 Yes, I'll send you an e-mail. 145 00:09:55,678 --> 00:09:58,590 -I don't know where Ziggy went. -He's with Chloe. He's fine. 146 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:01,798 -Renata. Hi. Hi. -Hi, Madeline, so good to see you. 147 00:10:01,893 --> 00:10:03,383 -You look adorable. -Thank you so much. 148 00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,306 This is Jane Chapman. She's new here. 149 00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:07,227 -Hi. -Welcome. Renata Klein. 150 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,893 -Thank you. -This is Amabella. 151 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,641 -Hi. -Hi. That's a beautiful dress. 152 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,647 -How was your summer? -It was wonderful. 153 00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,274 Very busy with the kids and camp. 154 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,230 -Just flew by. -Same. 155 00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,482 How was yours, yeah? 156 00:10:18,576 --> 00:10:20,737 Well, joined the board at PayPal. 157 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:24,033 What was I thinking? Adding one more thing to my life? 158 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:25,701 -But, you know... Oh, hold on. 159 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,869 These are my Hamilton tix. 160 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:28,582 -Okay. -l've seen it four times. Yes. 161 00:10:28,711 --> 00:10:30,827 I'll see you in there. Here, come meet my best friend. 162 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:32,162 Celeste! 163 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,668 -Madeline. -When did you get to town? 164 00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:37,337 -Late last night. -You didn't call me. 165 00:10:37,428 --> 00:10:40,044 -No, I'm sorry... -And how did you get more beautiful? 166 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,922 Oh. Baby, look, Madeline's over there. 167 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:47,184 Yeah, we'll exchange numbers. 168 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,263 -You're wearing the dress I bought you. -I know. 169 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:53,108 My new dress, my new shoes, my new friend, Jane Chapman. 170 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,851 -Hi, I'm Celeste. -Hi. 171 00:10:54,946 --> 00:10:57,232 She came to my rescue when l was trying to save young lives. 172 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,401 It's a whole story. I'm going to kill Abigail. 173 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,367 That's her son Ziggy right there, playing with Chloe and the boys. 174 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:04,569 Can you believe that they're in first grade? 175 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,367 I know. Take a lot of pictures. 176 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:07,788 Hi, Maddie. 177 00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,412 -Come on, boys. Come on. -Nathan, hi. Bonnie. 178 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,160 -And this is Jane. -Hi. 179 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:14,416 This is Bonnie, Nathan, Skye. 180 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,924 -I love this. -Thank you, I made it in Peru. 181 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,672 Of course you did. 182 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:23,263 You know, we were saying we should get Skye and Chloe together for a playdate. 183 00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:26,432 I mean, they're half sisters, and they pretty much never see each other. 184 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,596 It's ridiculous. 185 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,678 Are they? Am I missing the math? 186 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,854 We were all concerned about Bonnie and Madeline 187 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,602 having their girls in first grade together. 188 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,105 You know, what that would do to the classroom dynamic? 189 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,687 -And Abby is Chloe's half sister, so we just... -Right. 190 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,781 -Thought... -Of course. Just have Nathan call me. 191 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,697 Yes, they have a common sister. Can I have a word with you for a second? 192 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,032 Um. Yes. Just one. 193 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,621 -I just wanted to... -What? 194 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,370 I just wanted to ask you if you were okay with swapping the weekends, 195 00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,701 if Abby can come with us this Friday? 196 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:56,379 We're going up to Bonnie's mom's house in Camarillo, and Abby doesn't want to miss it. 197 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,048 She and Bonnie's mom actually have a special connection. 198 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:02,794 -Of course. -Are you sure? 199 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,137 Do I not look sure? 200 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,639 Jane, we should go because it gets very busy. 201 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,715 Yeah, yeah. 202 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,050 -Chloel -Nice meeting you. 203 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,305 -Nice to meet you, too. -Ziggy, come on. 204 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:11,727 Come on, Zig. 205 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:13,888 Come on. 206 00:12:13,983 --> 00:12:16,224 We 're looking at all angles. Nobody has been ruled out. 207 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:19,732 So we're like seriously using the word "murder"? 208 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,410 I actually like Nathan. 209 00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,405 Okay, I wouldn't go all the way to "like," 210 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,333 but I accept and acknowledge that he's a decent human being. 211 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,127 l was just legitimately surprised to see him at orientation 212 00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:38,830 because it's not like he was ever there for Abigail's first day. 213 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:42,922 -And Bonnie is his new wife? -Yeah, she's the very pretty one. 214 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:47,840 In fact, she's so pretty and free spirited and Bohemian 215 00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,596 and all loving that sometimes I just want to... 216 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,427 Punch her in the face? 217 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,182 Hey. 218 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,518 You're gonna love this girl. 219 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:58,941 Oh. Good, they saved my spot. 220 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,272 -Hello, Tom. -Madeline. 221 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,021 What's happened to you? 222 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:05,865 I've gravely injured myself. I've twisted my ankle. 223 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:07,484 Come meet my new friend, Jane. 224 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:09,277 Here, sit down. 225 00:13:10,039 --> 00:13:12,200 MADELINE: This is my knight in shining armor. 226 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,492 She rescued me like a wounded dog in the street. 227 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,453 -Hi. -And you know what else? She's funny. 228 00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:21,710 -It's nice to meet you, funny Jane. -Nice to meet you. 229 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:24,550 I think she just moved to this area for your delicious coffee. 230 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,378 So do you mind getting three... 231 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,129 -Would you like one? -Yeah. 232 00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,304 Three, please. 233 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:32,134 And will you throw in something chocolate that won't make my ass look fat? 234 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,343 -You got it. -Thank you. 235 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:37,013 Everybody moves here for the education. 236 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,230 Basically, it's private school at a public school price. 237 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:43,562 Anyway, you're gonna to love it. Do you surf? 238 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,563 Do you have a husband or... 239 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,400 I shouldn't assume. Boyfriend, girlfriend. I'm open to all possibilities. 240 00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,906 No. No husband or partner. Just me. 241 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,079 -What about Ziggy's dad? -Easy, girl. 242 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:54,997 -Okay. I'm just wondering. -It's fine. 243 00:13:55,084 --> 00:13:56,324 He's not in the picture. 244 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:58,250 He was actually never in the picture. We weren't together. 245 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,414 Really? 246 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,086 -Where'd you move here from? -Just Santa Cruz. 247 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,584 I was up there with my parents. 248 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,584 You know, she does part-time bookkeeping as well. Isn't that great? 249 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:08,427 You know, lwork at the theater, and whenever we go into production, 250 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,506 we hire freelance accountants, so I'll ask them if they have anything for you. 251 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,926 You're so nice. Thank you. 252 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,847 -This is Monterey. We pound people with nice. -To death. 253 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,726 What? 254 00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,852 What do I know of Jane Chapman? 255 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,612 Nothing, nothing. I'm fine. 256 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:28,022 You okay? 257 00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:30,608 Nobody knows nothing about anybody. 258 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:34,529 You can write that down, Detective, and underline it. 259 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,239 What is it, honey? 260 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:37,873 It's weird. 261 00:14:38,294 --> 00:14:42,788 Sometimes, when I'm in a new place, I get this sensation. 262 00:14:43,132 --> 00:14:45,043 Like, "If only I were here." 263 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,880 -But you are here. -I know. 264 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,802 It's like I'm on the outside looking in, or like... 265 00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,472 You know, like I see this life and this moment, and it's so wonderful, 266 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,763 but it doesn't quite belong to me. 267 00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,808 Does that make any sense? 268 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,561 Yeah. 269 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,230 -Are you following this? -Yeah. 270 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,155 And, like, I look at you, and you're so beautiful. 271 00:15:13,287 --> 00:15:14,322 -That's true. -Stop. 272 00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:17,577 And I'm not saying that to embarrass you at all, but it is true. 273 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,491 -You are, and so are you, and... -I agree. 274 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,493 You guys are just right. 275 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,667 You're exactly right. 276 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:28,750 And for some reason, that makes me feel wrong, I guess. 277 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,423 -It's crazy. I know I sound crazy. -lt's not crazy. 278 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,095 I mean, I have no idea what you're talking about, 279 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:36,766 but if you were crazy, you'd fit in perfectly in this town. Right, Tom? 280 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,349 We love crazy people here. 281 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,021 We love our crazy. Here's your cupcake. 282 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,019 Delicious. 283 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,360 We love crazy people here. 284 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:08,836 We love crazy people here. 285 00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:25,731 I will not say I'm all right for you 286 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,241 Hold it. That's right. 287 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,000 You guys hold it. 288 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,578 Two, one, and let go. 289 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,588 Good job, you guys. 290 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,671 Sweetie, it's fine. Go back to work. 291 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,003 -I'Il pick up Skye. -No, it's not fine. 292 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,676 She can be hostile with me, but not you. And I'm coming with you. 293 00:16:57,767 --> 00:17:00,679 You think she should keep all of her emotions bottled up inside? 294 00:17:00,770 --> 00:17:02,601 -Who does that serve? -"Am I missing the math?" 295 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:04,933 Bitch. 296 00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:07,060 Can't she see that it has nothing to do with you? 297 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,643 None of us really see things as they are. We see things as we are. 298 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,649 Come on, Bonnie. Give me a break. 299 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,025 The kids are in the same class together. 300 00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:16,858 Madeline's eventually gonna discover how smart you are, and when she does, 301 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:18,363 shit's gonna hit the fan. 302 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:21,912 The shit is really gonna hit the fan if I don't tell her about this petition. 303 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,159 No. 304 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:27,202 Everyone knew Nathan was a little bit of a dick, but a likeable one. 305 00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:28,957 I never liked him. 306 00:17:29,674 --> 00:17:31,289 I liked his wife. 307 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:34,463 CHILDREN★ Otter in the bay won 't you come out to school 308 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,590 Otter in the Bay 309 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:40,299 We 'II teach you all the rules Beautiful 310 00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:45,308 We 'II teach you history And share a cup of tea 311 00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,855 -Otter, we 're so proud! 312 00:17:47,942 --> 00:17:49,432 There he is. 313 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,609 Look at him. He's so happy. 314 00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:52,776 Hi. 315 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,605 -How was it? -Fun. 316 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,065 -Yeah? -I made friends. 317 00:17:57,159 --> 00:17:59,320 You made friends? You already made friends? 318 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,868 That is so exciting. 319 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:03,863 Hi, guys. 320 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,244 Hi. 321 00:18:06,794 --> 00:18:09,160 Mmm, I missed you. Oh! 322 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,250 Now, where is the Chloe? 323 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,543 Chloe. Of course, she's networking. 324 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,420 Hi. 325 00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:17,213 Okay. 326 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:21,639 I just want to introduce you to Juliette. This is my Amabella's nanny. 327 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,136 -Hello. -Nice to meet you. 328 00:18:23,227 --> 00:18:24,467 She's French. 329 00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:26,177 It's good for them to learn a language, you know? 330 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:28,638 I just thought it was nice for the nannies to get to know each other, 331 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,224 -have your own little support system. -Renata, Jane is not a nanny. 332 00:18:31,319 --> 00:18:33,150 She's a mom, just young. 333 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,603 -Like you used to be. -Oh. Like we used to be? 334 00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:37,984 -Sorry, I... -Maddie, hi. 335 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,781 I heard you're working at the community theater. 336 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:41,484 I wanted to talk to you about the petition. 337 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:43,823 About the play. 338 00:18:43,914 --> 00:18:45,825 There's been some concern about it being appropriate. 339 00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:48,074 There's a petition to stop the play? 340 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:51,161 That play was kind of like a lifeline for Madeline. 341 00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:53,496 It tethered her to a purpose. 342 00:18:53,758 --> 00:18:54,838 I signed it. 343 00:18:55,217 --> 00:18:56,297 Excuse me! 344 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,420 -You signed it? -I did. 345 00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,591 I didn't know you were involved, though... 346 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,045 Excuse me, could I have everyone's attention for a moment? 347 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,175 She grew up wanting to be Betty Grable. 348 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:03,551 All my first-grade kiddos... 349 00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:05,008 Ended up Betty Crocker. 350 00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,013 -Chloe, come on. -...and their parents, please. 351 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,969 -I'm here. -Hi, Chloe. 352 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:10,271 Wonderful. 353 00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:16,354 Okay. We have had such a wonderful morning. 354 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:20,611 But we need to have a little chat, and it's a little bit serious, okay? 355 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:24,194 Someone hurt Anabella. 356 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,870 -Oh. -Excuse me. Amabella. 357 00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:31,326 And I would like whoever it was to come over and apologize, 358 00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:35,038 okay, because we don't hurt our friends at school, do we? 359 00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:36,793 -No. -No, we don't. 360 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:40,422 And if we do, we always say... 361 00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:42,586 -KIDS★Sorry. -Sorry. That's right. 362 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,970 Because that's what big first-grade children do, right? 363 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:48,263 Yeah. Yeah. 364 00:19:49,814 --> 00:19:51,350 Baby, someone hurt you? 365 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,726 Amabella, do you think it was an accident maybe? 366 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,310 An accident? Look at her neck for God's sake. It has marks on it. 367 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:01,272 Amabella, sweetie, can you tell me if it was a boy or a girl? 368 00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,820 -It was a boy. -It was a boy? 369 00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,161 -What was his name? -Maybe she doesn't want to say. 370 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:12,117 Mrs. Klein, my problem is that the children don't know one another's names yet, 371 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:14,293 so Amabella cannot tell me who... 372 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:17,167 -We're not gonna just let this go. -Absolutely not. 373 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:21,466 Mrs. Klein, I'm so sorry. 374 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,127 Is she okay? 375 00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:26,173 I don't know. They're gonna find out. Just give her a second. 376 00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,383 -Did you see what happened? -No. 377 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,218 -You're her teacher. -You know what. 378 00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,598 -You should be doing something. -Um... Uh, 379 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:37,563 Amabella, sweetie, could you maybe point to the boy who hurt you. 380 00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:39,735 Come on, really? 381 00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:50,196 -This boy? -No. 382 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,865 Him. 383 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:56,001 -This boy? -Yes, he tried to choke me. 384 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,878 -What? -It wasn't me. 385 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,209 Yes, it was. 386 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:01,712 Ziggy, sweetie, we just need you to say sorry. 387 00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,550 I didn't do anything. 388 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:07,096 I didn't. 389 00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:10,682 Are you sure that it was this little boy, sweetie? 390 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:14,561 Could she have got it wrong? 391 00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:17,640 Can you say you're sorry to Amabella? 392 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:19,771 -She's hurt quite badly. -It wasn't me. 393 00:21:19,862 --> 00:21:21,398 Ziggy, look at me. 394 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,945 -Promise. -We don't have to lie. 395 00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:25,614 We just want to say we're sorry. 396 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,109 -Ziggy doesn't lie. -Right. 397 00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:30,160 I can assure you, Amabella's telling the truth. 398 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,579 -If my son says he didn't do it, I believe him. -Of course. 399 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:36,997 You know what? I don't know if this is the best way to deal with this, so... 400 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,078 I agree, but now we are, 401 00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:42,336 so maybe the child needs to take responsibility for his actions. 402 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,464 And he needs to see there are consequences. 403 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:49,718 Little boys don't get to go around anymore hurting little girls. 404 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:52,050 And none of us want to raise bullies, so... 405 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,556 We don't have to pretend we didn't do it. 406 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,683 It's okay. I believe you. 407 00:21:56,774 --> 00:22:00,187 -Jane, can you just make your son apologize? -Renata. 408 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,608 Stay out of it. 409 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:04,695 I can't make him apologize for something that I know he didn't do. 410 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:07,364 -Of course you can't. -We will schedule a meeting for another time. 411 00:22:07,451 --> 00:22:09,612 -We can handle this later. -Okay. 412 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,611 This is unacceptable. Let's go, baby. Let's go, sweet pea. 413 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,822 -All right, everyone, thank you. -l'm so sorry, honey. 414 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:19,126 Not that there's a right little girl to strangle, but he picked the wrong little girl to strangle. 415 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,828 ZngY- 416 00:22:20,923 --> 00:22:22,584 Do you see her neck? 417 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:27,543 If you ever touch my little girl like that again, you're gonna be in big trouble. 418 00:22:27,638 --> 00:22:29,299 -Excuse me. -Well... 419 00:22:29,557 --> 00:22:31,218 Now you owe him an apology. 420 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:32,673 -Madeline! -Renata! 421 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,929 The battle lines were drawn right there. 422 00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:39,480 We've never had a Trivia Night end in bloodshed before. 423 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:41,974 MADELINE: How dare she speak to a child like that? 424 00:22:42,278 --> 00:22:45,236 I mean, isn't there some sort of students' bill of rights? 425 00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:47,563 Celeste used to be a lawyer, a very good lawyer. 426 00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:50,695 I mean, isn't there due process for a first grader? Am I wrong? 427 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:52,572 Well, he's not being punished, so... 428 00:22:52,663 --> 00:22:54,654 Well, he's being stigmatized as a bully, and that's worse. 429 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,579 I think we should not make a big deal out of this. Just... 430 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:57,907 Madeline. 431 00:22:58,752 --> 00:23:00,037 Harper Stimson, hi. 432 00:23:00,129 --> 00:23:01,414 Jane just didn't fit here. 433 00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,171 Kind of like a dirty old Prius parked outside of Barneys. 434 00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:11,383 It was a mistake to let people compete, but that is not what got someone killed. 435 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,009 Hi, Celeste. How's Perry? 436 00:23:13,851 --> 00:23:15,432 Oh, uh. He's good. Thank you. 437 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,845 -If it'll help... -You didn't ask me how Ed was. 438 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,764 I'm sorry. 439 00:23:21,859 --> 00:23:23,975 Listen, Renata happens to be one of my best friends, 440 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,527 so if there's any way I can play the role of peacemaker in all this, just please... 441 00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:29,355 Thank you, Harper. That's very sweet of you to offer. 442 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:32,863 And I'll make sure and let everybody know that Renata is your best friend. 443 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,366 I'm only trying to help. 444 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:38,910 I'm sure you are. 445 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,126 This could get ugly. 446 00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:44,623 We could just let it blow over. 447 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:47,878 Things never blow over once Madeline gets involved. 448 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,507 They blow up. 449 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:50,584 Bitch. 450 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:18,697 There was a 4-by-3 stellate, full-thickness scalp laceration 451 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,534 located on the superior occipital portion of the scalp. 452 00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,119 We also discovered a full thickness scalp contusion, 453 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,754 and associated gall and subgaleal hemorrhages, 454 00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,874 and a putrefied and liquefied brain. 455 00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,626 So it was a lot of blood? 456 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:34,590 Chloe? 457 00:24:37,893 --> 00:24:39,008 Thank you. 458 00:24:39,103 --> 00:24:41,094 The teacher couldn't have handled it worse. 459 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:46,941 "Point out the suspect, Amabella." Are you kidding me? 460 00:24:47,027 --> 00:24:49,018 I take it this Jane is kind of damaged. 461 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,319 Why do you say that? 462 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,606 -You're drawn to damaged people. -I am not. 463 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:58,035 Even Celeste, there's something wounded about her, if you ask me. 464 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:02,081 I didn't ask, and I'm not drawn to damaged people. 465 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,579 Do I like to help people in need? Yes. 466 00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:06,786 Last time I checked, that's not a character flaw. 467 00:25:09,216 --> 00:25:11,502 -I see that look. -Hmm. 468 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:14,259 ljust think, to be accused of something so horrible 469 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,632 on your very first day at a new school, 470 00:25:16,724 --> 00:25:19,340 -can you imagine anything worse? -Mmm... 471 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,633 Being choked, maybe? 472 00:25:22,271 --> 00:25:25,354 Bruises heal. Stigmas can last a lifetime. 473 00:25:26,191 --> 00:25:29,308 You don't think assault victims bear lifetime emotional injuries? 474 00:25:31,155 --> 00:25:35,068 I don't know. Is there a recent study you'd like to illuminate the family about, Abigail? 475 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,649 -All right. -"All right" what? 476 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,696 Nothing. 477 00:25:38,787 --> 00:25:41,073 Well, it's not nothing. It's something. 478 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:42,405 You said, "All right." 479 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:45,332 Would you like to assign meaning to that, or was itjust a nervous tic? 480 00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:47,368 Guys, Mom had a day. 481 00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,748 And don't you start. 482 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,045 I'm on your side, woman. 483 00:25:50,132 --> 00:25:52,464 -I'm gonna go with "nervous tic." -Mmm. 484 00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:55,843 I think his "all right" meant, "Let's not fight at the dinner table." 485 00:25:56,430 --> 00:25:57,761 Were we fighting? 486 00:25:57,848 --> 00:26:00,510 -I didn't realize we were fighting. -We were about to. 487 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:02,887 You said I probably read some study on women assault victims, 488 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:04,013 and I would've responded with, 489 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:06,516 "No, I learned it at my self-defense and wellness class," 490 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,518 which happens to be taught by Bonnie, 491 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,725 who, by the very mention of her name, makes your eyes twitch, 492 00:26:10,819 --> 00:26:13,902 so Ed said "all right" to head it off. 493 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,149 I see. 494 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,731 Well, speaking of Bonnie, do you know what she did today? 495 00:26:18,702 --> 00:26:22,786 She signed a petition to stop our production of Avenue Q. 496 00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,159 This is the play where the puppets drop the f-bombs? 497 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,616 -Cool. -It is not only not about that, 498 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,201 but it's actually a play that you should see 499 00:26:29,296 --> 00:26:32,754 because it deals with the struggle of young adults being 500 00:26:32,841 --> 00:26:34,456 -disillusioned with life... -Hmm. 501 00:26:34,551 --> 00:26:38,089 ...feeling demoralized and defrauded by the false promises of tomorrow. 502 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:41,926 I can get all that here. 503 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,140 What'd I say? 504 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:55,899 Look at me. Look into the camera. 505 00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,320 It's okay. So helpful. 506 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:05,328 Big smile. Can you give me a big smile? 507 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:08,831 Smile. 508 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,535 Just look at me and smile. One shot. Look at the camera. 509 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:14,713 Look at me. Look at me. Yeah. But a big smile. 510 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:16,791 Can you guys... And just a little bit closer together, guys. 511 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,251 -Hey, Mom, you wanna play Angry Beaver? -In a minute. 512 00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:20,756 I just need to get one more shot. 513 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,555 I think the angry beaver's gonna get you, Mom. 514 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,133 -Is he? I hope not. That... 515 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:28,309 -The angry beaver is back! - Oh, my gosh! 516 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,228 And he is hungry! 517 00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,477 Hungry for mama's beaver. 518 00:27:32,568 --> 00:27:33,648 Stop. 519 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,976 Oh, she is delicious. 520 00:27:36,405 --> 00:27:37,611 Have a bite of this! 521 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:39,191 Mmm. 522 00:27:39,950 --> 00:27:42,191 -Hi. -What happened? You're not going to Vienna? 523 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,993 No, I still have to go. I'll get a flight out tomorrow instead. 524 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,991 -Really? -Yes. 525 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:48,947 It's their first day of school tomorrow. 526 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,373 I can't miss that. 527 00:27:50,460 --> 00:27:52,246 -Thank you. -Of course. 528 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,581 -kind of agree with Thea. 529 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,167 People over 40 shouldn't be gushy. It's not cute. 530 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:15,099 and she couldn't stop talking about what a beautiful experience it was to contribute. 531 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:20,571 I mean, she whines if I ask her to set the table, but peel one fucking potato with Bonnie... 532 00:28:22,075 --> 00:28:24,111 Well, Bonnie is a positive influence. 533 00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:29,238 What, you'd rather Abby be out with her friends smoking pot? 534 00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:33,496 ljust feel like they're both slipping away. 535 00:28:33,962 --> 00:28:35,168 You should've seen Chloe today. 536 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:39,669 She just marched right into that school like some sort of a woman-child. 537 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,591 She never turned around. 538 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:44,420 And it was like she was on her own. "Bye, Mom. See you later." 539 00:28:47,392 --> 00:28:50,350 I just feel like they're gonna grow up, and they're gonna be gone, 540 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:54,643 and it'll just be you and l, and we're gonna be on to another chapter of our life, 541 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,565 and you have another chapter. You have a business. 542 00:28:58,195 --> 00:29:01,813 And I don't. I'm a mom. 543 00:29:03,700 --> 00:29:07,238 This is my universe, and currently, that universe is in meltdown 544 00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:10,787 because my oldest daughter prefers to hang out with her fucking step-thing. 545 00:29:10,874 --> 00:29:13,832 Hey. You will never lose them. 546 00:29:15,295 --> 00:29:16,910 And you know that. 547 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,337 | just thought one day Nathan would get his due. 548 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,667 For some reason, Abigail would love me more. 549 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:26,257 He hasn't paid in the slightest, for any of it. 550 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:31,559 And now he's got Bonnie, and she's younger and sexier and prettier, 551 00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:34,637 and she probably gives mint-flavored organic blowjobs. 552 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,477 And Abigail likes to hang out with him and be buddies. 553 00:29:38,568 --> 00:29:41,480 And he got it all. He won. 554 00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:48,860 Okay. Well, speaking as the consolation prize, 555 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,362 we're gonna have a pretty big fight about what you just said, 556 00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:52,571 -Oh, no, no, Ed. -...but not tonight. 557 00:29:52,666 --> 00:29:55,282 -Not tonight. -I did not mean it like that. 558 00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,039 You are the greatest thing that ever happened to me, 559 00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,792 and don't you for one minute think anything else. 560 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:05,174 It's just entirely possible for me 561 00:30:05,679 --> 00:30:09,513 to love you with all my heart and still feel... 562 00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:11,799 Hurt over your ex? 563 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,145 Come here. 564 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,303 You okay? 565 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:58,012 Fine. 566 00:31:05,655 --> 00:31:07,145 I'm not liked. 567 00:31:13,038 --> 00:31:14,244 What was that? 568 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:16,117 I said I'm not liked. 569 00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,158 That simply isn't true, honey. 570 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:23,082 It's one thing to be demonized for having the temerity of a career. 571 00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,045 But look at this. 572 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:31,336 Look at our life. 573 00:31:31,431 --> 00:31:33,888 What kind of person chooses to work? 574 00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:37,843 Certainly not a mother, by any acceptable standards. 575 00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:42,271 You should have seen the way they looked at me today. 576 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:43,690 Oh, my God. 577 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:50,314 And on the one morning that I chose not to go to the office... 578 00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:53,196 -Yep. -...and join my daughter for her orientation, 579 00:31:54,037 --> 00:31:56,904 and then defend her when she's physically assaulted. 580 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:04,746 And, yes, | reacted humanly like any mom would. 581 00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:10,341 And then I'm met with utter contempt. 582 00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:14,172 Look, I'm sure there are those, women especially, who would resent you. 583 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,302 I mean, look at you. Come on. 584 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,806 You're beautiful, hugely successful, financially independent, 585 00:32:19,896 --> 00:32:23,104 on the school committee, the board of the aquarium. 586 00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:24,226 Huh? 587 00:32:25,152 --> 00:32:26,938 -Right? -Yeah. 588 00:32:30,449 --> 00:32:31,780 Hell yeah. 589 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:35,989 And to make matters even worse, 590 00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:41,616 you're beyond sexy. 591 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:46,001 -Mmm. 592 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:52,963 Women. 593 00:32:53,054 --> 00:32:58,265 You all want to be the envy of your friends, but God forbid you garner too much of it. 594 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,654 The mom was awful, but the girl seemed fine. 595 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,575 So what's going to happen? 596 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:19,114 Um... 597 00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:24,829 I don't know. The teacher said that we should just let it go, move fonNard. 598 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,876 So I guess that's what we're going to do. 599 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:31,298 I still don 't understand why you chose to move there 600 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,045 all alone. 601 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:35,001 I'm not. I have friends. 602 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,087 People here are actually very friendly. 603 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,843 People need family in their lives, you know? 604 00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:40,549 I really just think you should come back here... 605 00:33:40,644 --> 00:33:42,851 Do we have to get into this every single time we talk? 606 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,847 I'm gonna go check on Ziggy. 607 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,559 Jesus. 608 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:03,033 Hello. 609 00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,957 Hey, Mom. I'm sorry. 610 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:09,453 I love you. 611 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:11,663 I love... 612 00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:30,075 Hi, baby. 613 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,911 Sorry I woke you up. 614 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,164 Am I in trouble? 615 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,462 No, of course not. 616 00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,972 You trust me, right? 617 00:35:45,518 --> 00:35:47,099 And ltrust you. 618 00:35:49,189 --> 00:35:51,180 Did you touch that little girl, baby? 619 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,606 It's okay if you did. 620 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:01,193 Ziggy? 621 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:03,320 No. 622 00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:05,486 Okay. 623 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,367 I believe you. 624 00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,290 Why did she say I did? 625 00:36:12,379 --> 00:36:13,664 I don't know. 626 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,588 Maybe she was confused. She probably just got it wrong. 627 00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:19,545 Am I going to have any friends? 628 00:36:19,636 --> 00:36:21,501 Of course you are, my love. 629 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:23,757 You're going to have so many friends. 630 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:27,849 Come here. 631 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:35,898 Yeah? 632 00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:43,406 Honey, I think we need to talk about the SAT tutor. 633 00:36:43,493 --> 00:36:44,608 Oh, Mom. 634 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:45,818 I know what you're going to say, 635 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:48,244 but your scores just aren't good enough right now, honey, and I... 636 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,993 You know, the whole college thing, it's kind of a racket. 637 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:52,870 Especially liberal arts. 638 00:36:52,961 --> 00:36:54,792 People go off and study Homer for four years, 639 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,666 and then you graduate with a ton of debt and no job prospects. 640 00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,622 Okay, let me be clear. 641 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:03,252 You're going to college. 642 00:37:03,346 --> 00:37:06,759 -Ed didn't go, and he's doing all right. -Yeah, but Ed studied computer engineering. 643 00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:08,181 Do you want to be a computer engineer? 644 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:11,260 And Dad, he never went, and he seems perfectly happy in life. 645 00:37:12,731 --> 00:37:14,141 Career-wise. 646 00:37:14,649 --> 00:37:17,607 Okay, well, let's just finish that analogy. Let's not leave Bonnie out of this. 647 00:37:17,694 --> 00:37:21,357 Her little cup just runneth over with happiness, doesn't it? 648 00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,404 With no college degree at all. 649 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:27,158 I'm sorry that you hate Bonnie and that I'm unable to. 650 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,360 I don't hate Bonnie. 651 00:37:28,455 --> 00:37:30,696 And this isn't about your dad or Bonnie or me. 652 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,906 This is about you, Abigail, and your future. 653 00:37:33,001 --> 00:37:34,207 And what I'm saying is, 654 00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:36,956 the metric of success is not always monetary or career-related. 655 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:38,877 It can be a much more holistic equation. 656 00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:41,422 Okay, I'm not gonna pretend to be the person in your life 657 00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:44,501 who knows the most about the holistic wonder of the world. 658 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:48,926 What I do know, and I know this for sure, Abigail, 659 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:51,720 is that, when it all comes down to it, 660 00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:54,803 you have to be independent, and you have to be self-sufficient. 661 00:37:54,898 --> 00:37:57,230 I was a very young mother when I had you. 662 00:37:57,317 --> 00:38:00,935 All that it-takes-a-village crap is only good to a certain extent 663 00:38:01,029 --> 00:38:04,567 because even the best-laid plans of your life go poof in your face, 664 00:38:04,657 --> 00:38:07,239 and, in that case, you need to be strong 665 00:38:07,327 --> 00:38:11,240 and independent and educated and a strong woman. 666 00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,071 You said "strong" twice. 667 00:38:15,126 --> 00:38:17,868 You kind of remind me of a space alien right now. You know that? 668 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,546 Good night. 669 00:38:26,554 --> 00:38:27,669 No. 670 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,265 PERRY: "E is for Ernest, who choked on a peach. 671 00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,320 "F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech." 672 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,652 -Ew! 673 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:51,780 That's what you get if you go down to the beach without me or your mom. 674 00:38:51,871 --> 00:38:53,361 -But... -Strictly forbidden. 675 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:54,696 There's too many leeches down there. 676 00:38:54,791 --> 00:38:57,407 The last time we went, there was no leeches. 677 00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,873 No, of course not 'cause I was there, and they're scared of me. 678 00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:03,084 What, you didn't notice? 679 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,711 Every time we go down there, ljust, like, scare them away. 680 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,421 How? 681 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:10,675 With my... Burping superpower. 682 00:39:14,310 --> 00:39:16,266 Do you want to know a secret? What? 683 00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:21,227 My superpower, I actually get it from Mom. 684 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:23,983 -No. -You don't believe me? 685 00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,899 What did we have for dinner tonight with the steak? 686 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:32,401 -Mom's spinach salad? -Mom's spinach salad. 687 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:38,114 Top secret, okay? 688 00:39:41,671 --> 00:39:45,209 "G is for George, smothered under a rug. 689 00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:49,300 "H is for Hector, done in by a thug." 690 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,100 -You startled me. -l'm sorry. 691 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:03,060 -These are great. -Mmm-hmm. .. 692 00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,394 Hmm. 693 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:10,818 The boys mentioned something about a little girl getting hurt today. 694 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:12,235 Mmm. 695 00:40:13,036 --> 00:40:14,947 Renata Klein's daughter. 696 00:40:15,038 --> 00:40:17,780 She wasn't really injured. She was just... 697 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:22,246 Oh, look at this. Could they be cuter? 698 00:40:23,004 --> 00:40:24,790 Oh. I actually think this is my favorite. 699 00:40:24,881 --> 00:40:26,997 -I love your finger there. -Stop. 700 00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:28,331 -Post it. -All right. 701 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:29,882 People are gonna love it. 702 00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:33,215 Well, so what happened? 703 00:40:33,306 --> 00:40:34,591 With that girl. 704 00:40:34,682 --> 00:40:36,297 A boy tried to choke her. 705 00:40:38,227 --> 00:40:39,433 Are you serious? 706 00:40:40,813 --> 00:40:42,929 Well, no one witnessed it, 707 00:40:43,024 --> 00:40:45,606 but she was pretty distraught, and she had marks on her neck. 708 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:47,441 Which boy? 709 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:52,022 Um, this new boy, Ziggy. 710 00:40:52,575 --> 00:40:55,282 I mean, he seemed really sweet, 711 00:40:55,370 --> 00:40:59,784 and I met his mom, and she couldn't be nicer, so... 712 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:01,034 Yeah. 713 00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:05,293 Well, to be safe, we should tell Josh and Max to keep their distance from him. 714 00:41:06,422 --> 00:41:08,913 -I don't think that's gonna be necessary. -Honey. 715 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,624 -If the kid is violent, we don't... -No, he's not violent. 716 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,380 Well, how do you know he's not violent? 717 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,678 What, because he seemed sweet? 718 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:21,977 -First off, he could be innocent. -Or he could be guilty. 719 00:41:23,231 --> 00:41:25,597 We don't want the boys to be getting mixed up with the wrong crowd. 720 00:41:26,025 --> 00:41:28,266 -They're Six. -They're not to associate with him. 721 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,781 You're being ridiculous. 722 00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,660 -The boys will stay away from that kid. -Take your hand off me. 723 00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:45,913 If I can't be here to look out for them, I need to know that you do. 724 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:49,913 I asked you to remove your fucking hand. 725 00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:04,935 ABIGAIL: Is that a song from your puppet show? 726 00:42:06,649 --> 00:42:09,641 Yes, but it's really more than just a puppet Show. 727 00:42:11,612 --> 00:42:13,523 Four years of college 728 00:42:13,614 --> 00:42:16,481 And plenty of knowledge 729 00:42:16,576 --> 00:42:20,740 Have earned me this useless degree 730 00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,992 The play means a lot to you, right? 731 00:42:27,462 --> 00:42:30,420 I'll tell Bonnie to start a new petition 732 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,292 in favor. 733 00:42:35,178 --> 00:42:36,839 Mom, are you okay? 734 00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:39,466 You're not like dying or anything, are you? 735 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:42,597 No, I'm not dying. 736 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:44,717 What would make you ask me that? 737 00:42:45,146 --> 00:42:47,137 You seem a little wobbly. 738 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,555 Are you having one of your massive periods? 739 00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:50,981 No. 740 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,560 No. 741 00:42:55,740 --> 00:43:00,279 What people don't tell you is that you lose your Children. 742 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,826 As beautiful and wonderful as you are now, 743 00:43:07,168 --> 00:43:10,410 the little girl whose curly hair I used to detangle, 744 00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:14,089 the one who had bad dreams and would crawl into my bed, 745 00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,381 she's gone. 746 00:43:18,387 --> 00:43:19,422 Yeah. 747 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,258 And I guess that's why I'm feeling a little bit... 748 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:25,762 Compounded by the fact that your little sister's going to first grade. 749 00:43:27,897 --> 00:43:29,683 I'm losing my babies, 750 00:43:30,191 --> 00:43:34,184 which has been Clinically compared to a massive period, I think. 751 00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:40,357 I'll always be your baby. 752 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:44,281 Bonnie's like a friend, you know? 753 00:43:44,539 --> 00:43:46,575 Maybe even a best friend sometimes. 754 00:43:47,458 --> 00:43:50,370 But I'm your daughter, and you're my mother. 755 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:56,210 Mom, don't cry. 756 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,422 -Don't do that, okay? -I'm sorry. 757 00:44:02,056 --> 00:44:03,387 I'm sorry. 758 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,519 Your hair, though, get it out of your beautiful face. 759 00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,724 I can still call you babycakes, can't I? 760 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,026 -Not in public. -Okay. 761 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:20,942 Oh, no. 762 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,736 Not another one. You go back to bed. 763 00:44:43,764 --> 00:44:45,379 I love that song. 764 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,431 Do you want to play it together? 765 00:44:58,779 --> 00:45:00,940 We 're treating the matter as a homicide. 766 00:45:01,574 --> 00:45:03,940 We have no suspects as of yet. 767 00:45:30,811 --> 00:45:36,647 I will say that we do believe we have spoken to the person or persons involved. 768 00:45:42,615 --> 00:45:43,775 ZngY- 769 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,398 Baby. 770 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:51,449 What are we doing? 771 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:53,201 You were sleepwalking again, baby. 772 00:46:05,388 --> 00:46:06,628 Where are we going to do the interview? 773 00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:10,055 Right here. I’ll just put my purse down here. 774 00:46:12,561 --> 00:46:15,303 The first thing I said, it wasn ’t just the mothers. 775 00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,555 It was the dads, too. 776 00:46:17,650 --> 00:46:18,981 The thing about fundraisers... 777 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:20,308 They’re vicious. 778 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:22,894 It's not the male grizzlies you've got to watch out for. 779 00:46:23,489 --> 00:46:24,945 It's the sow. 780 00:46:26,242 --> 00:46:28,449 Tell me about Celeste Wright. 781 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,405 GABRIELLE: Something had to be wrong. 782 00:46:30,496 --> 00:46:32,737 So elegant, so... Volcanic. 783 00:46:32,915 --> 00:46:34,155 Madeline Mackenzie? 784 00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,372 Things never blow over... 785 00:46:35,459 --> 00:46:36,949 Once Madeline gets involved. 786 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,584 They blow up. 787 00:46:39,171 --> 00:46:42,288 Team Renata versus Team Madeline. 788 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,752 The battle lines were drawn right there. 789 00:46:45,594 --> 00:46:49,086 So we're like seriously using the word "murder"? 60942

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