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It should come as no surprise
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that the very first grade
I ever received
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was a "super-duper."
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Granted it was for
counting spots on a ladybug,
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but still, I nailed it.
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Even as the difficulty
of assignments grew,
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I maintained the same level
of excellence.
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Good job, Cooper.
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That's just sad, Cooper.
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In every class,
in every subject,
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I was perfect.
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Which is why this day hit me
like a ton of bricks.
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Hey, moonpie.
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Ready to go?
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Look at this.
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95? That's terrific.
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No. If it was terrific,
it would say 100
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with the word "terrific"
next to it.
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Don't sweat it, you'll
get 100 next time.
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But I should have
gotten it this time.
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Dr. Sturgis made a mistake.
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And we're sweatin' it.
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Dr. Sturgis, I believe you've
made an error grading my test.
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Let me see.
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No, you didn't calculate
using Maxwell's equations.
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Maxwell's equation
my sweet patootie!
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You like Willie Nelson?
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That would require
knowing the permeability
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of free space and natural units.
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I suppose...
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I like Willie Nelson.
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An electric field,
but that would still require...
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Morning, Peg.
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I need to run Sunday's bulletin
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by Pastor Jeff. Is he in?
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Yep.
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Is he coming down
with somethin'?
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Yep.
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My, are you sick, too?
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Never better.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Hey, Mary, come on in.
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I-I'm fine here.
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Um, I have Sunday's bulletin
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for your approval.
And I wanted to ask about
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ordering the palms
for Palm Sunday.
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I know it's early, but as
you remember last year,
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we waited too long and
First United Methodist
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snatched up all the perky ones.
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Ooh.
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Should you be here right now?
You look terrible.
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I feel terrible.
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Well, then go home,
let your wife take care of you.
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You'd think she'd do that,
but no.
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Ooh. Well, you should
at least go see a doctor.
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I can't. The Walker couple
is coming in for counseling.
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If you rescheduled,
I'm sure they'd understand.
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Hey, what if you did it?
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Marriage counseling?
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Don't you need some sort
of training for that?
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Nah, you just listen,
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give 'em a couple prayers,
send 'em on their way.
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Okay, if you really want me to. I do.
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In fact, for the rest
of the day, you're in charge.
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All right? The bulletins,
the palms, it's all you.
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Well, all right, um,
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but only if you promise to
go home and get some rest.
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Sure. Home, movie theater,
food court, somewhere.
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Today we're gonna work on
interior angles
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of a convex polygon.
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Georgie, where's your brother?
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I don't know,
do you really want him here?
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Convex polygons are polygons...
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Sheldon, why aren't you
in second period?
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I'm working on
this math problem.
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I think you might be the
first person in history
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who's ever cut class to do math.
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The irony wasn't lost on me.
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Hey, 95. Good job.
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Really? I'm here every day
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and it's like
you don't know me at all.
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Okay. Um...
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aw, 95, too bad.
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There we go.
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Anything you can tell
me about the Walkers?
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Not really,
just a couple of newlyweds
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trying to figure it out.
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Well, marriage is hard.
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I'll never know...
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don't think that way.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you.
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No, that's not the problem.
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I just don't want to waste this
on just one guy.
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Sorry we're late.
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Someone couldn't decide
on a hat.
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Sorry. That's all right.
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper, I'm gonna
be doing your session today.
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What happened to Pastor Jeff?
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He's out sick and asked me
to fill in.
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Okay. But don't worry,
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you're in good hands.
I've been married for 15 years
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and whatever
you're going through,
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I'm sure I've been through it
several times.
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Francine?
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I dig your hat.
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So when we first started dating,
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he would plan these elaborate
picnics by the lake...
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You know, like a real picnic
with the red and white blanket.
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Gingham, sweetie, it's
called gingham. Yeah.
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And after you got married,
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all the picnics
and wooing ended?
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No, no, not at all. No.
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In fact, Elliot's more dotin'
than ever.
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He knows that tulips
are my favorite,
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so every week there's
a fresh-cut bouquet
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on my nightstand.
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I own the flower shop
across from the post office.
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Well, y'all seem hunky-dory.
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I'm confused, what's the issue?
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Well, um, we're having trouble
in the, you know...
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The bedroom.
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Sheldon, what are you
doing here?
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They wouldn't let me use the
phone in the principal's office.
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Who are you calling?
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Dr. Sturgis...
It's a math emergency.
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Don't you think
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you should've asked
my permission first?
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It's ringing. Yes or no?
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You know what? I don't care.
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Hello?
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Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
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Is that so?
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It is so.
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All right, little man,
bring it on.
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Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm all ears.
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Well, when I'm done,
you're going to be all tears.
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Okay, fellas,
let's keep it civil.
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You claim that the only way to
calculate the magnetic field
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in QCD units is using
Maxwell's equations,
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but you're completely
discrediting energy density.
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But you're still off.
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By a factor of 3.54.
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Which would seem insignificant,
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but when examined closely,
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you realize that it's the
square root of four times pi.
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Your point being?
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Rationalized
and non-rationalized units
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differ by four times pi...
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Anyone with a basic knowledge
of electric
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and magnetic fields
would know that.
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I'm lost.
Are we still being civil?
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It's all right, Connie.
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Sheldon's trying to
justify his shortcut.
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Not a shortcut,
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a more elegant
and efficient method
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to achieve the correct answer.
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Well, I applaud the effort,
young man.
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Don't treat me like a child,
treat me like a colleague.
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Fine. This is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.
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How could you say that?!
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What are you doing?
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Treating him like a colleague.
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Do you and your colleagues
make each other
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run out of the room
crying like that?
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Sometimes.
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But we run slower,
'cause we're old.
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And then he said,
"For the rest of the day,
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you're in charge."
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Those were his exact words.
Can you believe it?
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"You're in charge."
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Well, that's great. And thanks to me,
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this year United Methodist
is gonna get stuck
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with all the limp palms.
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Well, I don't know what
that means, but good for you.
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I even did some
marriage counseling
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for a couple of young newlyweds.
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Ooh, what kind of trouble
they having?
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It's all confidential;
I really can't say.
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Well, I don't need specifics,
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just, you know, general terms.
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They're having sexual problems.
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Really?
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Newlyweds?
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But we all prayed on it
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and then the answer came
clear as a bell.
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Yeah?
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The husband is under
a lot of stress at work
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and it's diminishing
his natural desires.
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What kind of work does he do
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he's got so much stress?
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He owns that flower shop
across from the post office.
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Flower shop.
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You've seen it.
It's called The Pretty Petunia.
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So, Sheldon,
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you and Dr. Sturgis figure out
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your math emergency?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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Me neither.
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That's probably for me.
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I'm really getting popular.
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What's a math emergency?
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- That's when things don't add up.
- Hello?
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Come on, guys,
that was a good one.
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Mom, it's Pastor Jeff!
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Excuse me.
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To answer your
question, Georgie,
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it's when a scientist
is too immature
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to admit when he's wrong.
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Maybe you're too immature.
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Gentlemen, please.
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I'm sorry, but when someone
with way less experience
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accuses me of not knowing
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what I'm talking about,
my hackles are up.
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What's a hackle?
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Well, if he's wrong,
then teach him to be right
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instead of berating him
like a big ol' jackass.
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That's very hurtful!
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Well, how 'bout that?
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They do run slower.
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Good news! I get to go
visit a shut-in.
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What the hell is going on today?
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It's open.
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What's up, Schultz?
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Are you asking me?
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Haven't you learned that I know
nothing, I see nothing...
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Hello? Mr. Gilford?
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Who are you?
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper
from the church.
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Pastor Jeff is out sick,
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so he asked me
to bring over your dinner.
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Steak fingers? With extra gravy.
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Where's my Mr. Pibb?
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Right here.
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You want me to open it for you?
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I've got hands.
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Maybe while you eat
we could chat a little.
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I'm old, I'm alone,
I'm gonna die soon.
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There, we've chatted.Okay.
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If you're not in the mood
for conversation,
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maybe there's something else
I could do for you.
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Haven't had a sponge bath
in a while.
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Does Pastor Jeff
give you a sponge bath?
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Sure does.
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Mr. Gilford.
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No...
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Lights out? In a minute.
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I may not understand
exactly what's going on
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with you and Dr. Sturgis, but
you can't be rude to an adult.
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What if they're wrong?
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Doesn't matter. There are plenty
of stupid people in the world,
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but when they're older than you,
you got to show them respect.
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I understand, sir. Thank you
for your incredibly wise advice.
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Okay.
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Did you just call Dad stupid
without calling him stupid?
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Yes.
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Here, let me get that.
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And, while I'm cleaning up,
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I could also tackle
some of, um...
260
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:03,853
Don't touch anything!
I like it the way it is.
261
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,900
Could I at least open a window,
get you some fresh air?
262
00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:10,642
It's not necessary.
I've got some right here.
263
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,083
Mind if I make some room to sit?
264
00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:17,911
You're staying?
265
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:20,740
Yes, I'm staying. I'm here
to keep you company.
266
00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,308
Why? So you'll look like
some kind of Good Samaritan?
267
00:12:24,352 --> 00:12:27,747
Because God calls on us
to serve our fellow man.
268
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Romans 1213, "Share with
the Lord's people who are..."
269
00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:34,318
What are you doing? Quoting scripture.
270
00:12:34,362 --> 00:12:36,277
Well, I don't want to hear that.
271
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,757
You don't want
to hear the Bible?
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00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,193
Not from some woman.
273
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:42,239
Excuse me? Where have you been?
274
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,198
Women don't preach
in our church.
275
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:47,244
Well, I'm not in our church,
I'm in your living room,
276
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,769
which is, by the way,
disgusting.
277
00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:58,299
I'm sorry I called
you a jackass.
278
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A "big, old jackass."
279
00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:06,133
But it's okay, I deserved it.
280
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,178
Don't be too hard on yourself.
281
00:13:08,222 --> 00:13:11,747
Sheldon's always been
difficult to deal with.
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00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,097
I'm not upset
that he's difficult,
283
00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:16,839
I'm upset that he's right.
284
00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:19,450
Really?
285
00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,844
And you're just now
saying something?
286
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:25,979
Energy density, rationalized
and non-rationalized units,
287
00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,850
I can't believe I missed it.
288
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,679
Well, like you said,
everybody makes a mistake.
289
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,072
But it was so obvious.
290
00:13:32,115 --> 00:13:36,554
A younger me would've seen it.
291
00:13:36,598 --> 00:13:39,340
I think I'm losing a step.
292
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,994
You're not alone.
293
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:44,214
The other night I had bingo for
five moves, didn't even know it.
294
00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:46,869
Were you drinking?
295
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,219
It's bingo, of course
I was drinking.
296
00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:52,614
Don't worry about it.
297
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:56,096
We'll lose a step together.
298
00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,491
Thank you, Bonnie.
299
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:05,192
You see that?
I made a joke about it.
300
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,804
Never do it again. Yes, ma'am.
301
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,376
Hey, Sheldon. Hello.
302
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,508
You get that test problem
sorted out?
303
00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:21,817
No, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis and I
are still at a math impasse.
304
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,602
I hate those. Thank you for asking.
305
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:27,910
I appreciate it.
And how are you doing?
306
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:30,347
Since when are you interested?
307
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,220
My father told me I should be
kind to old people.
308
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:36,179
How old do you think I am?
309
00:14:36,223 --> 00:14:39,748
My father also told me
if a woman ever asks you that,
310
00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:40,923
it's a trap.
311
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:43,012
Smart man.
312
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:45,623
But I'll say 53.
313
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:58,245
Peg, we got any more of those
fancy binder clips?
314
00:14:58,288 --> 00:14:59,681
Bottom right drawer.
315
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:03,380
Um, hi.
316
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,947
Y...
317
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,254
You're back. Feeling better?
318
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,864
No.
319
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,147
Then what are you doing here?
Why aren't you home in bed?
320
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:13,608
Because not everybody has
a happy marriage, Mary, okay?
321
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,697
Sorry.
322
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:18,439
How's everything
going around here?
323
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:21,964
Really well. I had a lovely
session with the Walkers.
324
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,489
I think that they're gonna be
fruitful and multiplying soon.
325
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,274
And, um,
326
00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:31,887
I had a visit with our shut-in,
Mr. Gilford.
327
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,410
He's quite the character,
isn't he?
328
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:36,326
That's a nice way to put it.
Yeah, well, you got to
329
00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:38,459
give him a pass,
what with all he's been through.
330
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,113
What's he been through?
331
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:43,029
Mary, that man sitting all alone
in that mess of a house
332
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,379
is a genuine war hero.
333
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:48,382
People like you and me'll never
understand what he went through.
334
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,645
I didn't know.
335
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:53,909
Well, he sure won't talk about
it. He give you a hard time?
336
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:57,957
Yeah, and-and I kind of
gave him one right back.
337
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:01,525
Would you mind if I
went back over there
338
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,223
and gave it another go?
339
00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:06,530
By all means. I got to lay down.
340
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,185
Hey, Peg, if my wife
calls, tell her...
341
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:12,145
You know what,
she's not gonna call.
342
00:16:12,188 --> 00:16:13,450
Never mind.
343
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,551
Mr. Gilford,
it's Mary Cooper again.
344
00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:35,907
Mr. Gilford?
345
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:40,608
Mr. Gilford?
346
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,183
You a relative? No.
347
00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,401
Friend?
348
00:16:51,445 --> 00:16:54,187
I was trying.
349
00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:58,017
Okay, well, sorry.
Coroner's on his way.
350
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,496
Thank you.
351
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,021
This is some mess?
352
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:05,546
It's how he liked it.
353
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,993
May I come in?
354
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,430
I guess.
355
00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:29,048
I looked over your
work again and,
356
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,441
the math was correct.
357
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,924
Really?
358
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,926
You were right...
359
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:41,495
and I was, wrong.
360
00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,497
Sorry I doubted you.
361
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:47,501
Wow. It must be really hard
for you to admit that.
362
00:17:47,544 --> 00:17:49,111
Well, yes.
363
00:17:49,155 --> 00:17:53,768
But, I thought it could be
a learning opportunity for you.
364
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,378
What do you mean?
365
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,032
I wanted to show you
that being wrong
366
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,121
is not the end of the world.
367
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,733
Okay. Thank you.
368
00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:05,649
Dr. Sturgis was a wise man.
369
00:18:05,693 --> 00:18:07,695
It was a learning opportunity.
370
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:10,480
And when the day comes
that I'm wrong,
371
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:12,613
I fully plan to admit it.
372
00:18:17,008 --> 00:18:19,291
Okay, before we finish up,
I'd like to call up Mary Cooper,
373
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,448
who has a few words
she'd like to say.
374
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,326
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
375
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:34,374
As some of you might know,
376
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:37,159
we lost a member
of our congregation.
377
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:40,119
James Gilford passed away
earlier this week.
378
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,164
If that name isn't
familiar to you,
379
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:44,471
don't feel bad, it
wasn't to me either.
380
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,821
But in the last few days,
381
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,302
I've gotten to learn
a little bit about him.
382
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:53,871
He was married to his wife,
Meredith, for over 45 years,
383
00:18:53,915 --> 00:18:56,178
he was a lieutenant in the Army,
384
00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:58,485
and, forgive him for this,
385
00:18:58,528 --> 00:19:01,444
a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.
386
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,709
But even if you didn't know him,
I hope that you'll still join me
387
00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:08,408
in celebrating his life
this Wednesday
388
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:11,237
at the American Legion.
Thank you.
389
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,197
Um, and if there's
anyone who's able
390
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:17,808
to help me clean out his house,
please let me know.
391
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:21,508
Ooh, you know I love to tackle
clutter. We'll do it!
392
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:24,554
Thank you.
393
00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:25,718
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