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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,462 Where Am I Going? 2 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:03,480 First time in Africa? 3 00:01:03,689 --> 00:01:04,110 Yes. 4 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:06,734 - Do you like it? - Lovely... 5 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:09,991 - And the scenery? - Great, but the car's a shit heap. 6 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,239 They said, "Car with driver...“ 7 00:01:12,489 --> 00:01:16,084 Relax, it's a humdinger, in 30 years 8 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:17,995 it's never let me down! 9 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:23,750 We'll have to continue on foot. 10 00:01:27,379 --> 00:01:30,508 Come on, it's a nice day. 11 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,262 It hasn't rained for months. 12 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:40,393 - Where are we'? - In Kasu territory. 13 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:43,395 - A very dangerous tribe. - As well. 14 00:01:44,146 --> 00:01:47,867 But you never see them at this hour. 15 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,997 I'll talk and smooth it over. 16 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,033 No, quiet, I'll speak! 17 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,285 Good evening, we come in peace. 18 00:02:10,631 --> 00:02:13,305 Good evening, sorry if it's late. 19 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:23,815 - Who's he? - Dogon, the king. end titles 20 00:02:24,186 --> 00:02:25,563 Good evening, Dogon. 21 00:02:28,065 --> 00:02:30,944 He says that you snuck on to his land. 22 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,572 Let's explain, I'm passing through. Translate. 23 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:38,166 I don't want to steal anything. 24 00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,078 Jack shit to steal anyway... 25 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:42,955 Quiet! 26 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:50,341 He doesn't trust whites because you have big heads and small hearts. 27 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:52,180 No, only in the North. 28 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:58,345 He wants to know the story of your soul 29 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,348 to understand if you are worthy of passing through this land. 30 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,441 And if I'm not worthy? 31 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,980 You'll be burnt alive and your ashes will fertilize the soil. 32 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,236 Fair enough, sounds good. 33 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,442 So, you want my whole life story? 34 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,987 But I warn you, it's long, guys. 35 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:18,620 Where do I start? 36 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,121 You see, Dogon, 37 00:03:20,325 --> 00:03:24,831 I believe that from when we're little kids... 38 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:26,999 the Lord blesses us with talents... 39 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:30,381 ...that we have to nurture and grow. 40 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:34,010 Clarissa, what do you want to be? 41 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:35,633 A vet. 42 00:03:35,841 --> 00:03:37,138 And you, Martina? 43 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,138 A musician. 44 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,343 Carlo? 45 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,140 A scientist. 46 00:03:40,345 --> 00:03:42,143 Checco, what do you want to be? 47 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,483 I want to be a permanent position. 48 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:46,852 Like you. 49 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:51,114 And like my Dad. He used to take me to work to see permanent positions. 50 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,025 Happiness 51 00:03:53,275 --> 00:03:56,779 ls holding hands, going far, happiness 52 00:03:57,654 --> 00:03:59,122 It's your innocent gaze... 53 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:02,410 What serene people, what a fulfilled existence! 54 00:04:02,659 --> 00:04:04,536 It's free, I'm calling from the office! 55 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,668 What's the weather like in Toronto? 56 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,042 Dad told me there was a guardian angel 57 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,174 who would help me become a permanent position too, 58 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,047 but I had to work for it. 59 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,434 - Hello, who is it? - It's your uncle... 60 00:04:23,680 --> 00:04:25,899 I'll call you back 'cause I'm not paying. 61 00:04:27,309 --> 00:04:29,562 I mean, I was born for it. 62 00:04:29,936 --> 00:04:31,576 “Provincial Office of Hunting and Fishing“ 63 00:04:34,524 --> 00:04:36,822 Here's your hunting permit, Liuzzi. 64 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,904 Checco, I brought you a quail. 65 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:41,915 A quail! You're a legend! 66 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,917 Just today I was thinking... What's wrong? 67 00:04:45,452 --> 00:04:47,329 This isn't a bribe, is it? 68 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:50,923 Everyone's gone nuts! 69 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:55,964 Corruption is when you're not entitled to a hunting permit 70 00:04:56,171 --> 00:05:00,847 and you come and say, "I'll give you a quail, will you give me a permit?“ 71 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:03,349 We didn't do that, right? 72 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:04,929 Give me the quail. 73 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,565 Has it been hung? Because sometimes... 74 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,476 This isn't graft, is it? 75 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,606 Liuzzi, graft 76 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:16,734 is if you are entitled to a hunting permit, 77 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:19,611 but I say, "No! You have to give me a quail.“ 78 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:22,448 Did I impose this on you? 79 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:26,084 You, of your own free will, Your Honor, gave me the quail. 80 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,712 - Right! - Are you sure? 81 00:05:29,120 --> 00:05:30,747 - Gimme that. - You're not just... 82 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:34,126 Why don't you go fuck yourself, you and your quail? 83 00:05:34,376 --> 00:05:37,255 Sorry, but on TV all they talk about is corruption, graft... 84 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,632 Good manners, that's what it's called, 85 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,764 it's good manners to bring something to the permanent position. 86 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:44,511 Okay? Hand it over. 87 00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,766 - Do you know how to cook them? - My mother-in-law's an amazing cook. 88 00:05:52,143 --> 00:05:53,986 So, how is it? 89 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,989 It's a C-minus. 90 00:05:56,147 --> 00:05:58,650 - It's stringy and it needs salt. - Shut up. 91 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,783 - It needs salt and it's stringy. - It's true, it is stringy. 92 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:05,537 It's the first time I've cooked one. 93 00:06:05,907 --> 00:06:08,501 Why did you make it and not your mother'? 94 00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:11,539 So when you're married you won't complain. 95 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,135 Honey, tonight... 96 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:20,423 Tonight I've got a soccer game, is my bag ready? 97 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:24,055 We permanent positions were revered like gods. 98 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,682 - The hot tea? - Here it is. 99 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:30,516 By marrying one of us, in life you had scored a... 100 00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:32,559 Goal! 101 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:35,312 I LOVE YOU 102 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:37,273 But there was another woman in my life... 103 00:06:37,439 --> 00:06:38,440 MOM YOU'RE UNIQUE 104 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:11,102 I mean, a loving mother, 105 00:07:11,932 --> 00:07:15,061 board and lodging, power, gas all on my dad's tab. 106 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,359 Dogon, do you believe in reincarnation? 107 00:07:19,856 --> 00:07:24,236 Whoever was reincarnated into me was crazy lucky. 108 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:29,492 But this luck didn't sit well with certain divinities. 109 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,119 I still remember that morning. 110 00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,497 I went to work early. 111 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,130 It seemed a morning like any other. 112 00:07:43,505 --> 00:07:45,257 I go out on my bike, 113 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:48,013 I have a nice pedal to the office, 114 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:52,855 I pick up my badge that's already been swiped 115 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,271 I go to the cafe and meet up with my colleagues. 116 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,102 Good morning. 117 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,396 Minister, would you explain the meaning of this law? 118 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,652 PROVINCES? WE'RE ABOLISHING THEM! 119 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,735 It's a revolution in public administration... 120 00:08:04,901 --> 00:08:07,245 That's scary, we're being abolished! 121 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:11,125 We want to streamline, modernize the bureaucratic monster. 122 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:15,913 Guys, we're permanent positions, no one can touch us! 123 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:20,793 My predecessors didn't do anything, today, the revolution has begun 124 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,674 and as he gradually... 125 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:26,051 abolishes the provincial authorities, 126 00:08:26,256 --> 00:08:29,009 the minister in Rome will receive 127 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:32,179 subjects without the requisites listed in the circular 128 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,308 and relocate them to other bodies. 129 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:39,152 - What does that mean? - All talk! It doesn't mean anything. 130 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:42,780 It means that those in the categories I'm about to nominate 131 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:46,573 are not affected by these measures and can relax. 132 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,320 Let us begin. 133 00:08:48,570 --> 00:08:51,665 A: The worker with more than 30 years of service. 134 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,202 It's lucky to be old. 135 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:59,548 B: Workers who perform policing duties across the territory. 136 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,334 C: Married workers... 137 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,336 ...or those with children. 138 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:07,715 I'm neither married nor do I have children, but I wasn't worried. 139 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:10,596 I thought, “Of course my category will be there.“ 140 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:12,594 And he went on, D... 141 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,226 E... F... 142 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,182 G... 143 00:09:29,235 --> 00:09:31,613 Workers with disabilities! 144 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:33,331 Thank you, Momma! 145 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:35,208 Congratulations. 146 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:39,621 H... 147 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:53,010 Workers with bearers of disabilities in their families. 148 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,261 My brother Mario is deaf-mute! 149 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:57,139 Deaf-mute! 150 00:09:57,514 --> 00:09:59,232 Thank you, Mario! 151 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:02,269 - He's deaf, why are you shouting? - A lot of noise for nothing. 152 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,362 Fanelli, what about me? 153 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,864 Fanelli? 154 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:09,901 Me, get it? 155 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:12,283 Don't beat yourself up. 156 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:16,037 - Mom, you of all people, zip it. - Why? 157 00:10:16,282 --> 00:10:20,253 You always got treatment, you could have been ever so slightly disabled. 158 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:23,881 - Your gallbladder, operated... - By the best surgeon! 159 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:27,135 You treat your diabetes, "I have to be healthy!“ 160 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:29,261 At 70 she has to be healthy. 161 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:33,050 - It's self-obsession. - He's right. 162 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,301 An invalid in the family is always useful. 163 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,308 - You do it! - If only. 164 00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,307 If they'd only recognize my carpal tunnel... 165 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,314 We've heard it a hundred times, Dad, 166 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,437 let's think about me for a change. 167 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,444 There's only one thing to do. 168 00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:11,296 Let's go. 169 00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:15,467 A dream is a wish 170 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:21,314 Your heart makes... 171 00:11:24,601 --> 00:11:26,353 You know what this means? 172 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:28,609 Yes, but I want you to tell me. 173 00:11:28,855 --> 00:11:33,076 At times in life, a guy decides... 174 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,488 Decides? 175 00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:39,708 There's Fanelli, my office supervisor, try it on... 176 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,588 Good evening, madam. 177 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:49,843 - What do you think you're doing? - I asked my girlfriend to marry me. 178 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,337 So I can avoid being transferred. 179 00:11:52,503 --> 00:11:54,380 - Good one. - Of course... 180 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:58,218 The effects of being married aren't retroactive. 181 00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,515 That is? 182 00:12:00,762 --> 00:12:04,517 You had to be already married before the law came into effect. 183 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,649 Mom, he's done it! 184 00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:10,647 He's given in. 185 00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,526 - Bye. - Good luck. 186 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:16,778 What a moron. 187 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:24,995 So, you were saying that it means... 188 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,543 It means the intention is there, 189 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:30,671 the ring is there, when the decision is there... 190 00:12:31,417 --> 00:12:34,261 ...we'll get married, now let's get out of here. 191 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,758 - And go where? - Somewhere else. 192 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:42,388 - With the carriage? - Forget the carriage, use your legs. 193 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:45,932 Three hundred euros... and you're not even retroactive. 194 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,563 Ladies, she didn't love me. 195 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,815 She loved the permanence of my job. 196 00:12:54,023 --> 00:12:56,697 And I didn't let her starve that night, that's not my style. 197 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,699 ALL ON THE TRUNK 198 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:01,531 I risk being transferred 40, 50km from here 199 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,076 and you talk about marriage? 200 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,786 But I love you. 201 00:13:06,577 --> 00:13:08,045 Then, if you love me... 202 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,548 ...get me a beer, and make it quick. 203 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,051 “Provincial Office of Hunting and Fishing“ 204 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:17,673 And so, after 15 years serving my country, 205 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:21,218 they forced me to vacate my office, 206 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,970 because the law is arid 207 00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,727 and doesn't take feelings into account. 208 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,317 Checco, want a couple of jars of preserves? 209 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,105 Take it away, I don't want any reminders of these happy years. 210 00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,988 I still see the train 211 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:45,242 Pull out and you 212 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:49,875 Wiping away that tear 213 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,504 I'll come back! 214 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,883 How can I live 215 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,636 A year without you? 216 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,971 I arrived in Rome with my girlfriend's sad face 217 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:08,105 imprinted on my mind. 218 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:10,107 Who knows how much she was suffering... 219 00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:13,486 - Can I speak to Penelope? - Don't call again, it's over. 220 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:18,404 So, you were saying what you like in a woman. 221 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,527 Sincerity. 222 00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:27,534 Now I was truly alone, in the hands of a cruel destiny. 223 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:32,880 But guardian angels don't abandon permanent positions. 224 00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,672 It wasn't a mirage, it was him! 225 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:38,878 Senator Binetto! 226 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:41,889 I'm out, I've fixed up who I've fixed up. 227 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,551 No, you've fixed me up, 228 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,558 you put my father in the municipality, my uncle in the region. 229 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,772 Where did I put you to do diddly squat? 230 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,150 - At the province. - Back-breaking! 231 00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:55,061 Now they're going to transfer me. 232 00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:57,271 What are you on about? They want to fire you! 233 00:14:57,522 --> 00:15:00,571 Do you know what those assholes at the ministry are doing? 234 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,570 The only opening is in South Tyrol. 235 00:15:03,778 --> 00:15:05,701 All right, I'll resign, then. 236 00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:07,574 You've made the right choice. 237 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:12,082 - Rionero del Vulture? - It's the closest. 238 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,792 Naturally we'll help you to get back to work. 239 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:24,966 Utter blackmail! 240 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,302 And everyone fell for it. 241 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,725 And I would have too, if I hadn't met him. 242 00:15:29,971 --> 00:15:31,973 So, I should resign? 243 00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:35,230 Don't blaspheme, a permeant position is sacred! 244 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,319 He was right, 245 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:41,074 I was not going to be shafted like all the others. 246 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,114 Good morning. 247 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,332 Hello, can I help? 248 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,084 You need to talk to the manager. 249 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:55,000 A woman, I thought she was the secretary. 250 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:57,999 - I'm the manager. - Are you the secretary? 251 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,877 My god, it's the end. 252 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,759 - Good morning. - Good morning. 253 00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,136 Well, Mr. Zalone, 254 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:10,137 you are entitled to a severance payment of 27 thousand... 255 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,642 482 euros, I did the sums. 256 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,099 Good. 257 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,234 For you I have obtained, 258 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,896 if you sign a voluntary termination of employment, 259 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:23,358 a payout of 35 thousand euros. 260 00:16:24,025 --> 00:16:26,778 I don't believe it, that's a disproportionate figure. 261 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,160 If it were true I'd sign with my eyes closed. 262 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,158 Here. 263 00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:38,289 - Are you joking? - I'm not joking. 264 00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:40,007 I am. 265 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,294 Do you really think I'd leave a permanent position 266 00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:46,427 for seven thousand euros more? 267 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,640 But is she qualified to do this? 268 00:16:49,050 --> 00:16:52,429 What indispensable role did you play 269 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:55,056 in this strategic provincial office...? 270 00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,934 - Don't get mad! - This was my job... 271 00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:00,312 Stamping hunting and fishing permits. 272 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,814 After ten years I changed. 273 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:07,819 Then in the busy periods... Once before Easter... 274 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,951 I even had to use my spare appendage. 275 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,954 - I see! - She's nice. 276 00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:17,037 No more stamping for you. Know where I'm sending you? 277 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,672 No, don't tell me, I love surprises. 278 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,721 Mom, don't worry about me. 279 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,179 It's beautiful here in the Susa Valley! 280 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,438 Doing what? 281 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:40,352 Morning, I'm notifying you of the order to expropriate your house. 282 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,484 We don't want high speed here! 283 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,982 We have to expropriate 284 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,443 your house. 285 00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,695 Take your time, until 7:00 this evening. 286 00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:56,868 Province of Nuoro? 287 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:01,206 - In Sardinia? - Fanelli, I love it here. 288 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,960 My colleagues are giving me special treatment, 289 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:08,380 if a photocopy needs to be done, they say, 290 00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:11,717 "You're not capable, your colleague will do it.“ 291 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,725 - What's that called again? - Mobbing. 292 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:16,262 Mobbing! It's so relaxing. 293 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,025 From Val di Susa to Lampedusa? Tell them to fuck off. 294 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,397 Don't sign. 295 00:18:38,034 --> 00:18:40,787 For me, it's a yes, welcome to Italy. 296 00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,997 DETENTION CENTER 297 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:45,883 No, guys, graduates later. 298 00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,636 Is there a midfielder with fancy footwork? 299 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,764 There's 11 on a team, we can't take you all. 300 00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:00,932 Ms. Sironi... 301 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,062 I think that soon you'll be working at the ministry with me. 302 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:06,566 Really? 303 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,775 I read your performance review, you closed one thousand... 304 00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,318 - 1,243 contracts. - Out of? 305 00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,821 1,244, minister. 306 00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,450 An employee has resisted your lethal charm? 307 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,828 - I'm seeing him now. - Don't be too cruel. 308 00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:25,210 - This is cheese from Piedmont. - Genuine? 309 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,460 Very, Michele the eco-warrior gave it to me. 310 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:32,088 Capers from Lampedusa, Toto Scafiesta gave it to me. 311 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:35,683 This is Filu 'e Ferru Sardinian aquavit. 312 00:19:36,467 --> 00:19:38,344 My dear madam, 313 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:42,599 for you, from Susa Valley, a nice salami, put it where you like. 314 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,443 - Here you are. - Thank you, I have a suggestion. 315 00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,071 Me too, Tuscany. 316 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,358 Chianina beef... That's a yes. 317 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:53,234 A big yes for me. 318 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,822 It's for 50 thousand euros. 319 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,198 Will you sign your resignation letter'? 320 00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,868 Well, as long as we're kidding around 321 00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,830 our country is in disastrous condition 322 00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,840 and you're giving me 50 thousand euros? 323 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:12,845 - But does she even have a degree? - Please... 324 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,510 No, huh? Some politician... 325 00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:20,391 We need qualified people or we're not going to fix the country. 326 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,473 Tell me the name of a shithole, 327 00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:27,018 so shitty that even nuclear waste 328 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,024 would feel uncomfortable. 329 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,864 Come on, a sewer! 330 00:20:32,273 --> 00:20:34,617 This request has just come in. 331 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,748 Should I send them a notification? 332 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,249 No... 333 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:45,002 He likes surprises. 334 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:14,024 I'm not giving up a permanent position, I'm not giving it up. 335 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,568 Got it? 336 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,155 I'll never leave my privileges! 337 00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:23,783 Got that? 338 00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:28,580 They think I'll give in to them! 339 00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,457 Just because they sent me here. 340 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,835 Holy mother, the North Pole? 341 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:38,048 Let's talk about this, part-time's fine too! 342 00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:42,973 Let me call her, what a huge bitch! 343 00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,598 - Look who's here. - Should I answer'? 344 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:50,602 No, let's let him cool down a bit. 345 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,609 Here too, please. 346 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,107 Holy shit! 347 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,739 Is anyone there? 348 00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,453 Jesus, help me. 349 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,955 Give me a sign of life. 350 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:16,757 Mom, in the Arctic Circle. 351 00:22:16,961 --> 00:22:19,134 It's freezing! 352 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:22,759 More than in the mountains at home! 353 00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,971 I can't hear you, I'll call you later. 354 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:35,776 I see, but where are we? What do I do here? 355 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,608 We're in the Dilmin Alesund Arctic Station. 356 00:22:38,774 --> 00:22:41,778 Your job is to defend a researcher from polar bears. 357 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:44,530 - Me? - Sadly, attacks are more frequent. 358 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,657 Jason can tell you about that. 359 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,410 You're replacing him. 360 00:22:56,750 --> 00:23:00,755 She's got it turned off... What do you do here? 361 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:04,805 Lots of things inherent to the melting of the polar ice caps. 362 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,512 - The caps are melting. - Sure are. 363 00:23:07,678 --> 00:23:10,557 - Have you seen the psychologist? - Ls there a psychologist? 364 00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:13,643 Of course, it's not simple living here. 365 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:16,562 Six months of darkness then six months of light... 366 00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:22,823 When I was a little kid and my mother bought me a popsicle, 367 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:26,452 watching it melt made me suffer like a dog. 368 00:23:26,697 --> 00:23:29,450 Just imagine the polar ice cap! 369 00:23:29,658 --> 00:23:32,537 I won't be able to take it, I know myself, doctor. 370 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:35,957 That's strange, because Ms. Sironi describes you as 371 00:23:36,165 --> 00:23:38,964 a resolute, determined man 372 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,466 who's highly adaptable. 373 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,090 - Forget that. - It's a pity. 374 00:23:44,298 --> 00:23:47,973 Because I called the researcher you are supposed to work with. 375 00:23:48,177 --> 00:23:51,932 Research another one, you do research here, right? Find someone else. 376 00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,474 Pity. 377 00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,692 Here we are. 378 00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,105 Our researcher, Dr. Nobili. 379 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,574 - Hello, Valeria. - Hi, Checco. 380 00:24:01,982 --> 00:24:05,077 I've spoken to Mr. Zalone, but he says... 381 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:09,866 I am resolute, determined and I'm very adaptable. 382 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:11,872 When do we start? 383 00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:21,131 What's got more pull, a woman's smile or a rhinoceros? 384 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:23,505 We say that too! 385 00:24:23,712 --> 00:24:25,760 But we say, "What's got more pull 386 00:24:26,006 --> 00:24:28,759 an ox with a cart or a woman's...“ 387 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,096 You're more romantic. 388 00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:58,039 - Why did you decide to come up here? - To hold my position. 389 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:03,172 Nice, I like that. 390 00:25:04,294 --> 00:25:07,138 A little utopian but it's the right attitude. 391 00:25:08,132 --> 00:25:12,558 - I mean my position. - Yes, your position, my position. 392 00:25:12,761 --> 00:25:15,685 - She doesn't understand shit. - The world belongs to everyone. 393 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,267 I can't stand those who only think of their little patch. 394 00:25:18,434 --> 00:25:19,434 Selfish! 395 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:22,814 Then pollution of the oceans and global warming 396 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:25,031 concern everybody. 397 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:27,909 The increase in polar bear attacks, for example, 398 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,655 is a consequence of the melting of the ice caps. 399 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:33,324 Now the polar bear has me to deal with. 400 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:36,331 What's that? 401 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,289 It's a lemming, it's harmless. 402 00:25:40,456 --> 00:25:44,427 Lions, tigers don't do anything to me, but lemmings... 403 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:46,587 Lemmings are sneaky sons-of-bitches. 404 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:51,973 I collect samples of snow that contains atmospheric particles 405 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,972 that could contain toxic substances that end up in the sea. 406 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:02,232 You've got to watch my back. 407 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:09,610 What that girl did to me! 408 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:13,493 In a few seconds she turned what had seemed like hell into heaven, 409 00:26:13,697 --> 00:26:15,995 the polar ice into a pleasing freshness, 410 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,209 and made a cute little animal 411 00:26:18,368 --> 00:26:21,247 out of a sewer rat, 'cause that's what lemmings are. 412 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:24,966 But there with her... 413 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:27,127 ...it was poetic. 414 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,338 What a sewer rat! 415 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,466 Oh, darling. 416 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:43,394 Checco, the basin. 417 00:26:44,603 --> 00:26:46,105 Go... 418 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:50,655 So, what do you call this fried dish? 419 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:54,909 Krill, the basis of the Arctic fauna's food chain. 420 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,040 Lead, mercury, hydrocarbons... a bit of everything. 421 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:02,162 There's even arsenic. 422 00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:05,545 Look, arsenic is still not present in these waters. 423 00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:08,795 No, it is, Massimo, there's arsenic too. 424 00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,050 Just a hint, but you can taste it. 425 00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:15,510 Ask me about raw fish, guys. 426 00:27:16,426 --> 00:27:18,679 Write cadmium. 427 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,949 Come on. 428 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:40,577 The latest tests suggest imminent genetic mutation. 429 00:27:40,826 --> 00:27:42,828 It's a vicious circle. 430 00:27:43,162 --> 00:27:45,961 Sorry, can I join in? 431 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:48,588 What's the vicious circle? 432 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:52,304 I'm part of the team, I want to understand. 433 00:27:53,964 --> 00:27:55,932 Who eats krill? 434 00:27:58,093 --> 00:28:00,596 - Seals. - Who eats seals? 435 00:28:01,847 --> 00:28:03,975 The President of the Republic. 436 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:15,577 How beautiful. An adult male. 437 00:28:15,736 --> 00:28:19,115 Prepare the anesthetic, we'll sedate him for a couple of hours. 438 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:21,576 - Have you got it? - I already took a sedative. 439 00:28:21,742 --> 00:28:23,585 No, the gun. 440 00:28:24,703 --> 00:28:27,001 Get closer now. 441 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:31,752 Done. 442 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,346 Come on, before we lose him. 443 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:47,772 Good, now he's in range. 444 00:28:48,602 --> 00:28:50,354 Shoot. 445 00:28:56,985 --> 00:28:58,157 I got him! 446 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:01,907 I don't think so. 447 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:07,004 - I told you not to do it. - You said you could shoot. 448 00:29:07,162 --> 00:29:10,041 - Quails, not polar bears! - Wait. 449 00:29:11,416 --> 00:29:13,919 Wait, you got him! 450 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:16,801 - You got him. - I'm an infallible shot, huh? 451 00:29:17,005 --> 00:29:19,303 Am I right? I got him! 452 00:29:20,050 --> 00:29:21,927 I got him! 453 00:29:34,022 --> 00:29:36,571 Don't take it the wrong way! 454 00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:39,696 “I'm the polar bear, the biggest animal in the world...“ 455 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:44,033 And you go down with a bit of anesthetic? Not moving now, are you? 456 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:49,671 Poor thing, the high temperatures are damaging his fur. 457 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:55,586 - What are you doing? - Taking a blood sample. 458 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:58,464 The best thing would be to do a sperm analysis, 459 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,967 but as you can imagine, that's not possible. 460 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,222 News of Zalone? 461 00:30:06,221 --> 00:30:08,724 Do you want to hear a man surrendering, live? 462 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:09,974 Yes! 463 00:30:10,350 --> 00:30:12,227 I'll put him on speakerphone. 464 00:30:13,854 --> 00:30:16,107 - Hello! - Zalone. 465 00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:19,615 I saw you were trying to contact me with a certain insistence. 466 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,991 What are you up to? 467 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,865 I'm giving a hand job to a polar bear. 468 00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:26,324 Thank you! 469 00:30:26,491 --> 00:30:28,744 You've given me a dream job. 470 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:35,880 I left the analysis in the lab. 471 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,469 There's also a sperm analysis. 472 00:30:38,879 --> 00:30:41,257 - Yeah, right. - Really. 473 00:30:41,465 --> 00:30:44,469 He actually did a... Have you seen Checco? 474 00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:46,762 No, he's gone. 475 00:30:50,515 --> 00:30:53,769 Mom, there's another woman in my life now, 476 00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:56,647 so you can call less frequently. 477 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,026 ' Yes? ' May I? 478 00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:02,528 Of course. 479 00:31:03,528 --> 00:31:05,622 I wanted to say goodbye, I'm leaving. 480 00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:08,750 Right, you're going home on the weekend. 481 00:31:08,909 --> 00:31:12,254 - Yes, what are you doing'? - What am I supposed to do here? 482 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:18,628 - Do you want to come with me? - You'll want to see your partner. 483 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:22,298 I don't have a partner. How long will it take you to pack? 484 00:31:23,048 --> 00:31:25,142 Done, let's go. 485 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:29,581 Come on. 486 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:32,242 This is my house. 487 00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,124 Sorry...- 488 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,588 I'll wait for you inside. 489 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:43,470 - Mom? - So, tell me what this girl's like. 490 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:46,256 What's she like? Just think Cameron Diaz, 491 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:50,602 add a dash of scientist and a drizzle of ecologist, that's her. 492 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,604 Don't call me so often anymore. 493 00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:56,516 Only call me when you're so sad you can't take it anymore. 494 00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:57,851 Bye, I'm going to her. 495 00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:06,243 This is a collection of snapshots from my life. 496 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:08,153 You've been all over the world! 497 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:11,748 - Always for animals. - Where there are emergencies... 498 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:15,285 Look, my African period. 499 00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:19,256 I worked there for two years, I left my heart there. 500 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:22,668 That's Babu, my partner at the time, Said's dad. 501 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,550 He's your son... 502 00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:38,312 This is the period in the Philippines. 503 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:40,269 Amazing places. 504 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,813 He's Nimuel, my partner there, 505 00:33:43,063 --> 00:33:44,815 Emily's dad. 506 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,697 Hi. 507 00:33:49,694 --> 00:33:52,948 This is the period here in Norway, 508 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:55,830 where I met Gunnar, Lars' father. 509 00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:00,459 Hi... You adopted them, right? 510 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:03,167 No, they're my biological children. 511 00:34:04,417 --> 00:34:07,091 - And this is Carola. - A friend. 512 00:34:07,337 --> 00:34:10,090 More than a friend, we were together. 513 00:34:10,298 --> 00:34:12,221 My confused period. 514 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,846 I have to turn the stove off. Keep looking. 515 00:34:29,317 --> 00:34:30,819 - Checco? - Yes? 516 00:34:30,986 --> 00:34:34,365 - Give me a hand? - I'll just finish the equine period. 517 00:34:37,617 --> 00:34:40,496 Sorry! I feel a bit peckish. 518 00:34:42,622 --> 00:34:43,748 Enjoy. 519 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:47,629 Lord... bless this food 520 00:34:47,877 --> 00:34:50,221 and may all be able to eat. 521 00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:51,757 Amen. 522 00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:53,592 Enjoy. 523 00:34:58,722 --> 00:35:00,144 Enjoy. 524 00:35:09,858 --> 00:35:11,405 - You? - I'm an atheist. 525 00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,783 Let us thank Christ. 526 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:20,127 - So, this is... - Salmon with sour cream. 527 00:35:21,036 --> 00:35:25,007 - And this is apple juice. - Maybe the pairing... 528 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:30,754 Gunnar! 529 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:32,638 - Norwegian period. - Lars' dad. 530 00:35:41,890 --> 00:35:45,440 - He's not here for dinner tonight. - Pity. 531 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:49,774 - Does he live with you? - Not for long, he's getting married. 532 00:35:49,939 --> 00:35:51,816 Getting married... 533 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,778 - Checco, how old are you? - 38. 534 00:35:54,944 --> 00:35:58,073 - Are you married? - No, I live with my parents. 535 00:36:02,285 --> 00:36:04,083 Kids! 536 00:36:04,788 --> 00:36:06,210 Kids! 537 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:09,084 Sorry, they think you're a bit strange. 538 00:36:10,835 --> 00:36:14,180 Let me get this straight, I'm the strange one here? 539 00:36:15,423 --> 00:36:16,595 Maybe. 540 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,680 Children. 541 00:36:23,556 --> 00:36:25,604 I'm strange... 542 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:29,228 Sorry. 543 00:36:33,108 --> 00:36:36,988 The kids are worried they've offended you, they want to apologize. 544 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:39,365 That's why you came up? Call them. 545 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:41,496 Come on. 546 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:52,252 To bed! 547 00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:56,840 These pajamas cost 600 euros, what weird values you've got. 548 00:36:57,841 --> 00:37:00,970 Let's go to bed, because it's midnight here, 549 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:06,646 there's glorious sunshine, but I'm strange. 550 00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,168 It's green. 551 00:37:33,418 --> 00:37:35,420 Go, Said! 552 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:39,929 Said, come here. 553 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:45,056 In the penalty area, if an opponent so much as touches you... 554 00:37:45,889 --> 00:37:49,268 you fall to the ground, a few convulsions and the penalty's yours. 555 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:52,437 But it's unsportsmanlike. 556 00:37:52,645 --> 00:37:54,067 What does that mean? 557 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,945 It's not correct. 558 00:37:57,567 --> 00:37:59,786 Suddenly, I was assailed by doubt. 559 00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,946 Could I really be the strange one? 560 00:38:02,155 --> 00:38:05,534 I felt the need to change and try to become... 561 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,202 more civilized. 562 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:10,205 So, to be civil, 563 00:38:10,914 --> 00:38:14,088 how long do you wait after it turns green before honking? 564 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,177 Never! You never honk. 565 00:38:16,336 --> 00:38:19,966 - Sooner or later the car will go. - Uh-huh. 566 00:38:30,433 --> 00:38:33,858 How many useless fuck-offs have I said in my life? 567 00:38:41,486 --> 00:38:42,829 Am I civil? 568 00:38:58,586 --> 00:39:00,884 I'm training to respect lines in a civil manner. 569 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:02,636 My compliments, you're a great country. 570 00:39:04,592 --> 00:39:08,142 And a great country couldn't do without 571 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:10,895 unmissable civilized events. 572 00:39:15,895 --> 00:39:18,273 - Beautiful, isn't it? - Very. 573 00:39:19,274 --> 00:39:21,777 They've been playing for an hour and a half. 574 00:39:22,735 --> 00:39:25,158 What type of show is it? 575 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:28,158 - It's the not-to-forget concert. - No! 576 00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:30,786 And who's going to forget tonight? 577 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:34,043 But it's very nice, it's civilized, I like this country. 578 00:39:35,623 --> 00:39:39,503 Civility means sharing household chores 579 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:42,639 and looking after the kids even though they're not yours. 580 00:39:43,631 --> 00:39:45,304 They're fighting! 581 00:39:47,802 --> 00:39:49,270 I'll go. 582 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,278 Guys! 583 00:39:57,437 --> 00:39:59,155 Come here. 584 00:39:59,814 --> 00:40:01,691 Let's get one thing clear, 585 00:40:01,941 --> 00:40:04,569 no one here is better than anyone else, okay? 586 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:07,952 You, it's true, you're Western, a superior race, 587 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,908 but you're smaller, 588 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,044 you're the big brother, but you're much blacker. 589 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:16,172 So you even out, right? 590 00:40:16,331 --> 00:40:18,834 - All right... - I'll take this. 591 00:40:19,083 --> 00:40:21,927 Okay, I was learning, but I knew how to make them like me. 592 00:40:23,713 --> 00:40:26,592 Guys, calzones! Emily, the prayer. 593 00:40:26,799 --> 00:40:30,599 No, you eat them hot, I already prayed when I rolled the pastry. 594 00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:33,977 This is the Buddhist, this is the Islamic, 595 00:40:34,474 --> 00:40:37,569 this is the Christian and this is the best of all, 596 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,979 the atheist! 597 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:41,815 Rice, potatoes and krill! 598 00:40:46,736 --> 00:40:51,116 And the world of science started to appreciate my know-how. 599 00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:56,245 Try it. 600 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,129 Great! 601 00:41:00,333 --> 00:41:03,462 Fifteen years as a public servant gives you the fundamentals. 602 00:41:04,212 --> 00:41:07,011 Then I'll teach you how to get snacks without paying. 603 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:16,107 Now, there was just one thing missing 604 00:41:16,599 --> 00:41:18,647 to achieve romance. 605 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,607 It's just that all that north 606 00:41:23,773 --> 00:41:26,743 had cooled my Latin instincts. 607 00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:33,659 Or perhaps I thought it might seem a little uncivilized, 608 00:41:34,033 --> 00:41:35,910 so I gave up. 609 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,163 But then I figured it out. 610 00:41:40,289 --> 00:41:42,166 In a civilized country, 611 00:41:42,375 --> 00:41:44,673 it's the woman who gets her tongue in first! 612 00:42:04,564 --> 00:42:06,566 In short, we got together. 613 00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:10,411 Such is life! They wanted to punish me, but I was happy. 614 00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:15,075 But someone noticed that apart from my basic salary of 1,600 euros, 615 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,787 I was getting 900 euros travel allowance... 616 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:21,581 ...plus 1,200 euros hazard pay. 617 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:25,586 A total of 3,700 euros a month. 618 00:42:25,793 --> 00:42:27,795 The Minister of Waste 619 00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:30,841 ...to be consumed against the splendid backdrop of the fiords. 620 00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:33,559 - I thought that... - You thought'? 621 00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,720 What the fuck were you thinking? 622 00:42:36,179 --> 00:42:37,977 How the fuck do you work? 623 00:42:38,222 --> 00:42:40,566 The photo in the paper, 624 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:43,478 “The Minister of Waste!“ 625 00:42:44,604 --> 00:42:47,983 Make this go away now 626 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,610 and send him home immediately, 627 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,363 otherwise you're going home! 628 00:43:04,957 --> 00:43:06,834 I'm glad you found love amongst the glaciers, 629 00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:09,345 but unfortunately, you have to go back to Italy. 630 00:43:09,504 --> 00:43:11,472 I'm contributing to the research here. 631 00:43:11,631 --> 00:43:15,010 Science will have to deal with it, Italy needs you. 632 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,763 Isn't there any way I could stay? 633 00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,473 Just one. 634 00:43:21,474 --> 00:43:24,774 Sign your resignation and pocket the check, 635 00:43:25,228 --> 00:43:27,230 60 thousand euros. 636 00:43:39,283 --> 00:43:40,910 Give me the pen. 637 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:42,662 Here. 638 00:43:43,246 --> 00:43:44,793 I'm itchy. 639 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:48,422 - No, I'll go with phone-a-friend. - Where are you going? Zalone... 640 00:43:48,918 --> 00:43:50,795 Where are you going? 641 00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,924 They want to send me to Italy 642 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:57,932 and the only way to stay is to sign my resignation letter. 643 00:43:58,136 --> 00:43:59,513 No! 644 00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:02,899 Don't you dare, a permanent position is sacred. 645 00:44:03,391 --> 00:44:05,268 What should I do? 646 00:44:05,434 --> 00:44:07,436 Play your bonus, ask for leave. 647 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:10,156 Thank you, senator, you're a genius. 648 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:13,569 Thank you so much, goodnight, sweetheart. 649 00:44:17,822 --> 00:44:22,043 In three months, come back to me and we'll see who has won. 650 00:44:27,165 --> 00:44:30,840 - Aren't you going to help me? - I'm on leave. 651 00:44:31,544 --> 00:44:34,343 Without insurance, what if anything happens...? 652 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:36,432 It better not. 653 00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:44,433 What's fish from the Adriatic like? 654 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:47,102 It's much leaner than yours, 655 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,230 it doesn't need to develop fat. 656 00:44:50,438 --> 00:44:52,691 Is the king crab a crustacean? 657 00:44:52,857 --> 00:44:54,734 Darling, enough questions. 658 00:44:54,942 --> 00:44:56,615 I don't mind. 659 00:44:56,819 --> 00:45:00,323 Yes, it's a crustacean that lives in the Atlantic Ocean, 660 00:45:00,740 --> 00:45:02,742 in the northern seas. 661 00:45:02,992 --> 00:45:05,120 Karl! 662 00:45:07,455 --> 00:45:10,629 When I finally thought I was a civilized man, 663 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:14,129 a new obstacle presented itself: jealousy. 664 00:45:14,629 --> 00:45:16,882 - Who is it? - A friend of Mom's. 665 00:45:17,131 --> 00:45:18,849 Did they have a relationship? 666 00:45:19,008 --> 00:45:22,012 - I don't know. - Did they have one or not? 667 00:45:22,261 --> 00:45:24,013 Checco, this is Karl. 668 00:45:24,222 --> 00:45:25,644 Hi. 669 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:28,772 We're going rafting tomorrow, will you mind the kids? 670 00:45:29,018 --> 00:45:31,771 Of course, I'd be glad to. 671 00:45:31,979 --> 00:45:33,777 I'll look after them. 672 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,368 At what depth does the king crab live? 673 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:41,281 Checco, what depth does the king crab live at? 674 00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,163 How the fuck should I know? Look it up on Wikipedia. 675 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:46,251 Go rafting with Karl! 676 00:45:46,410 --> 00:45:48,378 Good-looking guys are stupid. 677 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,665 Karl needs to get hemorrhoids. 678 00:45:51,249 --> 00:45:54,503 I spent the night awake, working through the pain. 679 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:59,425 The next morning, I civilly gave Valeria a lift to Karl's. 680 00:45:59,882 --> 00:46:03,807 I'll see you tonight, I'll be as quick as I can. 681 00:46:04,053 --> 00:46:06,681 Stay out all the time you want, I'm over it now. 682 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:09,150 - What? - Nothing, go. 683 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,026 Thank you. 684 00:46:12,937 --> 00:46:16,908 Yes, guys, I was free from that particularly Latin legacy: 685 00:46:17,066 --> 00:46:18,818 jealousy- 686 00:46:20,903 --> 00:46:23,702 - What's wrong'? - He says he doesn't feel well. 687 00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:29,920 No, it's them! 688 00:46:30,079 --> 00:46:33,049 Hemorrhoids, swear! 689 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:39,843 Anyway, guys, I was a totally different man. 690 00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:42,425 I was no longer uncivil, disrespectful, 691 00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:46,095 I was no longer jealous, I had completely changed. 692 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:49,974 My parents also noticed 693 00:46:50,349 --> 00:46:53,728 how much I'd integrated in Norway. 694 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:56,731 Mom! Dad! 695 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:05,494 Are you blind or something? 696 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:07,742 Let's go. 697 00:47:19,253 --> 00:47:21,847 When is your leave over'? 698 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:25,476 I'm staying in Norway, it's a fantastic place, 699 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:27,636 civility, efficiency. 700 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,766 Did you know, here, if you're not working, the state gives you money? 701 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,772 Because what have we done in Italy till now? Dickhead! 702 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:36,771 Here we go with the jokes, you Italians, always laughing. 703 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:39,023 Mom, seatbelt. 704 00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,030 But I'm in the back. 705 00:47:41,233 --> 00:47:43,486 In the back, too, in civilized countries. 706 00:47:47,031 --> 00:47:48,783 Look! 707 00:47:49,909 --> 00:47:51,502 What is it? 708 00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,503 Some Italian's been this way. 709 00:48:01,295 --> 00:48:03,423 Just ignore him. 710 00:48:04,173 --> 00:48:07,052 I loathe you when you act like this. 711 00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:12,148 Dad thinks I've changed, you think I'm acting funny, 712 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:14,400 I honestly don't understand you. 713 00:48:17,436 --> 00:48:20,315 All these kids are yours? 714 00:48:20,815 --> 00:48:23,694 What's hers is mine, of course they are. 715 00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:29,949 Darling, tomorrow at the wedding, skirt or pants? 716 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:33,081 - Pants and the red shirt. - Already done. 717 00:48:36,288 --> 00:48:40,088 Checco, will you give me a tissue? 718 00:48:40,835 --> 00:48:43,429 Now for two tears, you're going to kill a tree? 719 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,464 You know what's happening in Amazonia? 720 00:48:45,673 --> 00:48:47,220 No. 721 00:48:47,466 --> 00:48:49,309 Get with the program, Mom. 722 00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:52,305 - Darling, Hinger is here. - Coming. 723 00:48:53,806 --> 00:48:55,353 My name is Hinger, and you? 724 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,563 Checco, what time is it? 725 00:49:05,860 --> 00:49:09,615 I was taking a shower, why has the hot water finished? 726 00:49:14,326 --> 00:49:15,873 Very good. 727 00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:18,751 Come on, it's cold, where's the boiler? 728 00:49:22,501 --> 00:49:24,128 Fantastic! 729 00:49:25,463 --> 00:49:28,763 Miss, can you tell my son to go fuck himself? In Norwegian... 730 00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:35,265 Italians... vulgar. 731 00:49:40,853 --> 00:49:42,901 Who's getting married tomorrow? 732 00:49:43,647 --> 00:49:48,278 Valeria's third partner, the blond kid's dad. 733 00:49:49,028 --> 00:49:50,655 Lars. 734 00:49:52,907 --> 00:49:57,378 But if Valeria's partner has a child from this new marriage, 735 00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:01,420 what would the child be to Checco? 736 00:50:02,541 --> 00:50:04,168 He's... 737 00:50:04,793 --> 00:50:06,511 he's the... 738 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:08,631 Let me think. 739 00:50:15,679 --> 00:50:18,057 Never mind about the child... 740 00:50:24,271 --> 00:50:26,694 This is music, not that pizzica stuff, 741 00:50:26,941 --> 00:50:28,818 gets people together more! 742 00:50:32,071 --> 00:50:34,950 How wonderful civility is. 743 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,338 Thank you. 744 00:50:49,672 --> 00:50:51,424 Caterina! 745 00:50:53,592 --> 00:50:55,435 What's the matter'? 746 00:50:56,470 --> 00:50:58,723 The fact that I've had other companions. 747 00:50:58,931 --> 00:51:01,434 - It's not that... - My kids? 748 00:51:01,684 --> 00:51:03,686 No, they're gorgeous. 749 00:51:04,103 --> 00:51:05,855 What, then? 750 00:51:07,356 --> 00:51:09,825 There's one thing I find unacceptable. 751 00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:11,577 What? 752 00:51:13,988 --> 00:51:17,492 The blond goatee... I can't deal with it. 753 00:51:22,746 --> 00:51:25,841 So I granted her that small thing. 754 00:51:28,502 --> 00:51:29,879 At last. 755 00:51:31,213 --> 00:51:33,762 Happy? It really suited me. 756 00:51:34,508 --> 00:51:35,976 Valeria, thank you. 757 00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:37,635 Have a good trip. 758 00:51:38,345 --> 00:51:41,770 Don't forget, tomato sauce for Checco without garlic. 759 00:51:42,641 --> 00:51:44,143 Yes, he always makes it like that. 760 00:51:44,518 --> 00:51:46,145 See you soon. 761 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:47,770 Bye. 762 00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,733 Come on. 763 00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:54,404 Dad, I'm not asking for much. 764 00:51:54,778 --> 00:51:57,782 Promise me you'll open eyes and your mind a bit? 765 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,535 And you open the gate, we've got to go. 766 00:52:02,786 --> 00:52:04,003 Bye! 767 00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,884 In short, my parents fled. 768 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:12,138 I was increasingly convinced I wanted to stay, 769 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:16,392 but I hadn't taken the long Norwegian winter into account. 770 00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,054 Six months when the darkness of night alternates... 771 00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:21,805 Good evening, Stena. 772 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,087 ...with the darkness of morning. 773 00:52:25,184 --> 00:52:26,777 Good morning, Vidar. 774 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:37,288 And all this affects people's moods quite a lot. 775 00:52:37,529 --> 00:52:41,909 Good morning, I have an appointment with your colleague 776 00:52:42,076 --> 00:52:44,795 from the office for foreigners, but he's not there. 777 00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:46,796 He committed suicide. 778 00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:50,209 He jumped from the sixth floor, depression. 779 00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,305 Can I leave this with you? 780 00:52:56,090 --> 00:52:59,219 I'll see you tomorrow at 11:42. 781 00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:04,348 All right. 782 00:53:05,974 --> 00:53:09,478 Can I ask a question, what floor do you live on? 783 00:53:09,812 --> 00:53:10,813 First. 784 00:53:11,313 --> 00:53:13,361 In that case, I'll see you tomorrow. 785 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:18,492 Then one evening, while I was giving Lars an astronomy lesson... 786 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:22,325 What happens to the white dwarf? 787 00:53:22,616 --> 00:53:24,493 Checco, your mother. 788 00:53:24,743 --> 00:53:26,120 I'll call her later. 789 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:29,123 The white dwarf is at the final stage of evolution 790 00:53:29,373 --> 00:53:31,467 and doesn't have the strength to counter gravity. 791 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:35,630 It collapses into itself and what happens is... 792 00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:37,756 What happens? 793 00:53:41,885 --> 00:53:44,263 That they're back together. 794 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:48,017 - They're back together again! - Who? 795 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:49,894 What do you mean, "Who"? 796 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,114 They're back together again! 797 00:53:59,403 --> 00:54:01,405 I didn't know! 798 00:54:03,866 --> 00:54:07,120 Do you know what this means for my country? 799 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,917 Guys, can you really be so insensitive? 800 00:54:18,547 --> 00:54:21,551 Being here, I've lost all this! 801 00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:31,186 The Italian motherland was calling out to me. 802 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:35,318 What's that lump in my throat 803 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,945 I can feel it rising, what is it? 804 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:54,333 This language is pointlessly complicated. 805 00:54:54,541 --> 00:54:58,296 I can translate these phrases into Italian with one word, two letters. 806 00:54:58,921 --> 00:55:01,800 “How was your work meeting?“ What do you say? 807 00:55:01,965 --> 00:55:03,217 Men! 808 00:55:03,425 --> 00:55:05,223 - “Give me a discount.“ - Meh... 809 00:55:05,427 --> 00:55:07,930 - “If I catch you, you're done for.“ - Meh! 810 00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:12,068 - “I'm quite happy with things.“ - Meh, meh... 811 00:55:12,226 --> 00:55:15,355 So there's no point continuing the lessons. 812 00:55:15,604 --> 00:55:16,604 Men! 813 00:55:23,987 --> 00:55:26,991 The house is bursting at the seams, take them away. 814 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:29,372 Take them. 815 00:55:29,576 --> 00:55:32,500 Only when we lose things, do we appreciate their value. 816 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,754 I don't want to jump the line, 817 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:39,879 but I've only got a bottle and you've got a full trolley. 818 00:55:40,087 --> 00:55:42,966 In Italy we let people go ahead, 819 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:47,728 because we're not civilized but we're polite. 820 00:55:48,846 --> 00:55:50,348 Checco, let's go. 821 00:55:50,514 --> 00:55:52,482 Eat up, you're wasting away. 822 00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:56,770 ITALIAN CUISINE 823 00:55:56,979 --> 00:55:59,482 You went to Italy, you tasted our cuisine 824 00:55:59,648 --> 00:56:01,650 and you've opened an Italian restaurant. 825 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:02,900 Yes. 826 00:56:03,026 --> 00:56:05,870 How do you cook this spaghetti? 827 00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:08,365 Easy, you take water, 828 00:56:09,157 --> 00:56:10,875 you put pasta, 829 00:56:11,034 --> 00:56:12,786 you light stove... 830 00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:16,506 thirty minutes... 831 00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:20,670 Whereas I boil the water first, what an asshole! 832 00:56:22,129 --> 00:56:25,554 - Do you want something else? - A screwdriver and a ladder. 833 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:26,679 What? 834 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:28,643 What are you doing? 835 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:31,684 Fuck off! 836 00:56:33,682 --> 00:56:36,435 You don't write “Italy“ in vain! 837 00:56:36,768 --> 00:56:39,271 Viking! 838 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,834 Sorry, darling, I need it. 839 00:56:56,038 --> 00:56:57,460 But just once... 840 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:02,340 Who the fuck are you tooting at? 841 00:57:04,463 --> 00:57:06,090 I'm Italian! 842 00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:10,435 Nostalgia, damn nostalgia 843 00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:15,478 that gets you when you don't want it... 844 00:57:22,481 --> 00:57:24,609 Don't you think it's splendid? 845 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:26,736 Yes. 846 00:57:26,985 --> 00:57:29,204 Bergen is beautiful at night. 847 00:57:29,363 --> 00:57:31,741 The car's double-parked. 848 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:36,120 That's its natural position. 849 00:57:36,578 --> 00:57:38,751 That's enough for now. 850 00:57:39,122 --> 00:57:41,090 Go and move it. 851 00:57:41,583 --> 00:57:43,506 No, I like it like that. 852 00:57:44,378 --> 00:57:46,972 You'll move it tomorrow, promise? 853 00:57:49,841 --> 00:57:51,718 Let's go to bed, it's night. 854 00:57:51,885 --> 00:57:54,104 This morning was night too. 855 00:57:54,638 --> 00:57:56,982 I want to go back to Italy. 856 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:06,526 I see the rain pull out and you... 857 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:09,119 THANK YOU, VALERIA THANK YOU, CHECCO 858 00:58:11,780 --> 00:58:14,124 I'll be back! 859 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:19,379 He's got a job, but what will you do in Italy? 860 00:58:20,539 --> 00:58:24,885 I have qualifications, I'll send my CV, I'll do interviews. 861 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:27,676 - They call me back, right? - In Italy? 862 00:58:28,672 --> 00:58:30,424 Think about it seriously. 863 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:34,637 Enough of these cliches about Italy. 864 00:58:34,803 --> 00:58:39,559 Announcing a delay: the flight from Rome to Milan 865 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,186 will land four hours late. 866 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:44,021 That's ours! 867 00:58:44,813 --> 00:58:48,943 I already feel at home! It must be a union strike. 868 00:58:54,156 --> 00:58:56,955 And my new family and I went to Italy. 869 00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:59,828 Ms. Sironi took it badly. 870 00:59:00,078 --> 00:59:02,046 He's crazy, 871 00:59:02,205 --> 00:59:04,173 I hate him! 872 00:59:07,294 --> 00:59:09,547 - What's the matter'? - Zalone! 873 00:59:11,339 --> 00:59:14,969 He refused 70 thousand euros. 874 00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:18,438 Where do I send him now? 875 00:59:18,597 --> 00:59:22,192 We need a position where he feels in danger, threatened. 876 00:59:22,350 --> 00:59:25,445 Send him to my neck of the woods. 877 00:59:37,824 --> 00:59:41,829 After so much Nordic darkness, finally, the light of the south. 878 00:59:43,497 --> 00:59:47,502 As soon I arrived I was enlisted in the Forestry Corps. 879 00:59:51,630 --> 00:59:53,507 To intimidate me, Ms. Sironi 880 00:59:53,757 --> 00:59:55,885 gave me a very dangerous job: 881 00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:59,893 to confiscate animals illegally kept by Mafia bosses. 882 01:00:00,639 --> 01:00:03,643 Write: one tiger, the boss Vincenzo Stilo. 883 01:00:03,892 --> 01:00:06,736 Shut up, or I'll get in there. 884 01:00:07,729 --> 01:00:09,527 I knew how to handle those people. 885 01:00:09,731 --> 01:00:11,654 Come on, boss, he'll be fine. 886 01:00:12,025 --> 01:00:13,902 - Let's go. - Wait a minute. 887 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,904 Before long I was... 888 01:00:16,488 --> 01:00:18,490 the king of Forestry. 889 01:00:19,908 --> 01:00:21,910 Is there anyone under house arrest? 890 01:00:22,744 --> 01:00:25,293 At last! Come on up. 891 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:32,046 My son went to the movies to see 'Madagascar'. 892 01:00:32,504 --> 01:00:35,178 He became obsessed, he wanted a penguin. 893 01:00:35,423 --> 01:00:37,801 - His father, who is so good... - ls he here? 894 01:00:38,051 --> 01:00:40,395 No, he's in jail. ...he bought him one. 895 01:00:40,554 --> 01:00:43,683 He played with it for two days and now he couldn't care less. 896 01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:46,276 It doesn't play, it does fuck all, take it away. 897 01:00:46,434 --> 01:00:50,189 He called him Skipper, like the one in his favorite cartoon, 898 01:00:50,397 --> 01:00:53,822 but to welcome him were not the cold seas of Madagascar 899 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,819 but a very hot house in Castrovizzo. 900 01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:59,164 Do you want to appeal to all those who illegally keep these animals? 901 01:00:59,322 --> 01:01:03,452 Don't take your kids to see 'Dumbo', that's when the shit really flies! 902 01:01:10,292 --> 01:01:11,669 Who is it? 903 01:01:20,594 --> 01:01:22,437 Who are you? 904 01:01:22,596 --> 01:01:24,473 I'm Don Michele, 905 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:28,481 the property has been assigned to these kids' coop. 906 01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:32,189 Here's the court order. 907 01:01:32,564 --> 01:01:35,363 And this is the letter from my cousin in Brazil, 908 01:01:35,567 --> 01:01:38,571 the owner of the property, who states, 909 01:01:38,862 --> 01:01:42,366 “You can stay as long as you like in the house isolated in the woods.“ 910 01:01:42,616 --> 01:01:44,368 Confiscated! 911 01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:46,336 Oh my God, his handwriting... 912 01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:48,212 I have no words. 913 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:51,841 He's a second cousin. What's his name...? Tanino. 914 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,503 Tanino la Cirenza, a local boss. 915 01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,133 Excuse me. 916 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:59,508 We're waking the kids, getting our things and leaving. 917 01:01:59,758 --> 01:02:02,477 No, you can stay for a few weeks. 918 01:02:02,636 --> 01:02:04,980 We still don't know what to do with it. 919 01:02:05,138 --> 01:02:06,856 What do you want to do here? 920 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:10,019 A social initial to rehabilitate people. 921 01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:12,737 Are we going to rehabilitate my cousin? 922 01:02:13,146 --> 01:02:16,400 That was when Valeria had an awesome idea. 923 01:02:17,525 --> 01:02:19,493 Mayor, on the property, 924 01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:22,657 with the cooperative we want to create an oasis for animals, 925 01:02:22,906 --> 01:02:25,625 to treat them and introduce them back into their natural habitats. 926 01:02:25,784 --> 01:02:28,287 Great community project, right? 927 01:02:29,412 --> 01:02:31,915 What are all these pages? 928 01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:36,670 An environmental impact study, budgets 929 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,801 and a geological report... 930 01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,133 Even sewage treatment! 931 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:45,388 We're creating an unpleasant precedent for the mayor. 932 01:02:45,553 --> 01:02:49,649 We don't need the sewage tank, leave it to me. 933 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:51,901 Goodbye. 934 01:02:52,143 --> 01:02:54,817 I promise you, within a week, 935 01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:57,816 there'll be all the regular irregularities. 936 01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,024 Good man. 937 01:02:59,067 --> 01:03:01,911 Come and see the animals. 938 01:03:02,070 --> 01:03:04,698 OASIS OF LEGALITY 939 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:13,837 Here are the chimpanzees, we bring them back to health 940 01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:16,961 and introduce them back into their natural habitat. 941 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,683 Here in isolation, we have a rare macaw, 942 01:03:22,841 --> 01:03:24,843 it belonged to a Sicilian boss. 943 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,722 Slut! 944 01:03:28,972 --> 01:03:31,566 Madam, it's all right, he's still not well. 945 01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:33,606 My enthusiasm was over the moon, 946 01:03:33,852 --> 01:03:37,447 reality soon brought us back to ground, wheels down. 947 01:03:37,605 --> 01:03:43,203 Acts of vandalism, significant damage to the Oasis of Legality. 948 01:03:43,445 --> 01:03:47,120 Here is a heartfelt appeal from Don Michele. 949 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:51,961 I'm speaking to the healthy part of this world, change is possible. 950 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:53,588 Sure enough... 951 01:03:53,747 --> 01:03:56,125 A new parish priest for Castrovizzo, 952 01:03:56,374 --> 01:03:58,627 Don Michele has been transferred. 953 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:02,715 Don Michele, stay strong, we'll keep going. 954 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,225 We're doing everything we can to integrate the kids too. 955 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:10,143 C, D, E, F, G, H... aspirate, damn it! 956 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:17,145 Salvino, why can't he play with you? 957 01:04:17,395 --> 01:04:20,865 - We don't want foreigners. - Tell them where you're from. 958 01:04:21,024 --> 01:04:24,244 - From Gioia Tauro. - So what's nduja? 959 01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,909 He doesn't know because he's vegetarian. 960 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,656 And a faggot. 961 01:04:29,157 --> 01:04:32,912 I was looking for common ground between the two cultures 962 01:04:33,161 --> 01:04:35,380 and I invited Salvino to work with us. 963 01:04:35,538 --> 01:04:38,257 Go, quick, and come right back, move it! 964 01:04:38,500 --> 01:04:40,502 No bullying! 965 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:45,799 - Spray it on and clean it with this. - No paradoxes. 966 01:04:46,049 --> 01:04:49,679 There are worldwide equilibriums that need to be respected. 967 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:53,561 Despite my efforts, there were many obstacles to integration. 968 01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:56,518 We haven't received any funds for months. 969 01:04:56,684 --> 01:04:59,813 How will we treat and feed the animals? 970 01:05:00,021 --> 01:05:01,523 Calm down. 971 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,068 I've got a school group coming 972 01:05:04,317 --> 01:05:07,161 and I refuse to perpetuate this fairy tale of legality. 973 01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:10,950 - Perpetuate 'Snow White' then... - Go fuck yourself! 974 01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:13,205 I'll go to the kids. 975 01:05:16,037 --> 01:05:18,085 What do these felines eat? 976 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:20,417 - Can I give it my snack? - Sure. 977 01:05:20,583 --> 01:05:23,553 ' No! ' Why not? 978 01:05:23,711 --> 01:05:27,432 They're 'snackivorous', throw your snacks by all means. 979 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:31,061 Salami too, or pasta with eggplant... 980 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:33,563 ls this backpack made of leather? 981 01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:38,728 Don't give it all to them, the chimps have been dieting for a month. 982 01:05:40,353 --> 01:05:42,606 Valeria had made up her mind. 983 01:05:44,107 --> 01:05:46,360 Why are you so impulsive? 984 01:05:46,568 --> 01:05:50,618 I spoke to the mayor, he'll get you a seasonal job. 985 01:05:50,822 --> 01:05:53,450 - Seasonal job? - Then it'll become permanent. 986 01:05:54,868 --> 01:05:59,214 Thank you, I was so worried... What am I teaching my kids? 987 01:05:59,372 --> 01:06:02,626 - To accept anything like you do? - What do I accept? 988 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:03,881 Where are you going? 989 01:06:10,091 --> 01:06:11,718 Listen to me! 990 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:13,887 What? 991 01:06:14,137 --> 01:06:16,390 - I can't live without you. - Really'? 992 01:06:16,639 --> 01:06:19,893 Then stop obsessing about a permanent position 993 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:21,853 and come away with me. 994 01:06:24,522 --> 01:06:27,025 I'll do it, because I love you. 995 01:06:36,409 --> 01:06:38,628 - They're congratulating you. - I know. 996 01:06:38,786 --> 01:06:41,164 Thank you, it was a choice made for love. 997 01:06:46,294 --> 01:06:48,888 - What did he say? - That you lied. 998 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,929 No, guys, I didn't lie, 999 01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:53,768 I told the truth. 1000 01:06:53,927 --> 01:06:56,771 He's a shaman, he can read your soul. 1001 01:06:58,306 --> 01:07:00,400 Now you tell me? Dickhead. 1002 01:07:02,310 --> 01:07:05,029 Well, it wasn't exactly like that. 1003 01:07:05,647 --> 01:07:09,948 Then stop obsessing about a permanent position and come away with me. 1004 01:07:10,151 --> 01:07:11,653 Are you insane? 1005 01:07:11,819 --> 01:07:14,823 Baby, life's made up of concrete things too. 1006 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,203 Let's go. 1007 01:07:16,407 --> 01:07:20,207 Regular wages, union protection, paid leave... 1008 01:07:20,411 --> 01:07:22,539 Paid vacation, family payments. 1009 01:07:22,705 --> 01:07:25,959 - I wish I had all that. - Who asked you? 1010 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:28,169 Are we going? 1011 01:07:28,586 --> 01:07:30,338 Valeria, where are you going? 1012 01:07:30,547 --> 01:07:32,675 I can use my year of military service 1013 01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:34,968 to boost my pension entitlements. 1014 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,687 I've paid in too much to resign! 1015 01:07:37,845 --> 01:07:40,849 You can't terminate without notice! 1016 01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,443 I'll have to sue you. 1017 01:07:46,312 --> 01:07:49,737 I know, it's easy for you to judge. 1018 01:07:52,485 --> 01:07:54,362 What does this guy do? 1019 01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:59,371 - He's a boar hunter. - Good. 1020 01:08:00,201 --> 01:08:03,626 Let's imagine that every month, you get a boar. 1021 01:08:03,830 --> 01:08:07,084 In January, an arrow, a boar. 1022 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:09,503 February, an arrow, a boar. 1023 01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:11,884 Then December arrives, you shoot the arrow 1024 01:08:12,505 --> 01:08:14,599 and find two boars. 1025 01:08:14,882 --> 01:08:16,884 Has that ever happened to you? 1026 01:08:18,761 --> 01:08:20,763 It's called Christmas bonus. 1027 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:23,270 If you've never known that joy, hush... 1028 01:08:23,725 --> 01:08:26,148 ...the gods have condemned you to a VAT account. 1029 01:08:27,520 --> 01:08:29,022 Get it? 1030 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,733 Anyway, I was suffering a lot. 1031 01:08:32,650 --> 01:08:35,870 The white dwarf is a small star 1032 01:08:36,029 --> 01:08:39,033 with low luminosity... 1033 01:08:39,282 --> 01:08:41,660 Krill, the basis of the seal's diet, 1034 01:08:41,868 --> 01:08:44,246 is found mainly in Norwegian waters. 1035 01:08:44,412 --> 01:08:46,915 - The polar bear... - What the fuck! 1036 01:08:47,498 --> 01:08:52,049 Without her I was unfeeling and nitpicky, I didn't let anything go. 1037 01:08:58,176 --> 01:09:00,429 - No smoking in the woods. - No'? 1038 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:03,056 - No, put it out at once. - Right away. 1039 01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,439 That's unreal. 1040 01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:12,274 And to forget her, I took refuge in alcohol. 1041 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:14,909 Checco, come over here with us. 1042 01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:18,071 I'm cool, already feel like one of the family. 1043 01:09:28,331 --> 01:09:29,799 Hi. 1044 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:34,429 Here too. 1045 01:09:34,587 --> 01:09:37,557 Easy, I'm on vacation. 1046 01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:40,723 - May I? - You already did. 1047 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,972 Who knows what you must think of me. 1048 01:09:44,222 --> 01:09:48,068 No one knows my more intimate nature, 1049 01:09:48,226 --> 01:09:53,357 my fragility, the desire I have to feel a man possess me. 1050 01:09:55,066 --> 01:09:59,617 Times like that, a permanent position become vulnerable and collapses. 1051 01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:05,497 Checco, just put your signature here 1052 01:10:05,743 --> 01:10:10,123 and I promise I'll help you back to work. 1053 01:10:10,373 --> 01:10:12,501 I want a permanent position... 1054 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:16,213 - I won't leave you alone. - I get a permanent position? 1055 01:10:16,379 --> 01:10:19,098 Here are 100 thousand euros for you. 1056 01:10:19,507 --> 01:10:22,636 100 thousand. A nice signature here. 1057 01:10:25,346 --> 01:10:26,893 Just a minute. 1058 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:28,392 No. 1059 01:10:28,599 --> 01:10:30,226 Go on sick leave. 1060 01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:33,397 Sick, I'm sick, I can't sign. 1061 01:10:33,646 --> 01:10:36,399 He's sick too, we're both sick. 1062 01:10:36,899 --> 01:10:40,654 Keep your 100 thousand and buy a blow-up doll 1063 01:10:40,862 --> 01:10:43,411 so you don't pester younger men. 1064 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:47,664 - You pig! Parasite! - Go, or I'll report you for mobbing. 1065 01:10:47,869 --> 01:10:49,917 You disgust me. 1066 01:10:50,121 --> 01:10:54,376 Stalking, BJ-ing, MILF-ing, joking... 1067 01:11:02,049 --> 01:11:05,895 So, I went home and took depression leave. 1068 01:11:06,679 --> 01:11:09,933 My mother's little attentions did nothing for me, 1069 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,901 I was shattered. 1070 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:16,281 Meanwhile, that woman was after me. 1071 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:22,445 Believe me, Zalone is worn down. 1072 01:11:22,653 --> 01:11:25,532 In a week, he comes off sick leave, I want to transfer him to... 1073 01:11:25,698 --> 01:11:27,951 To Pluto? Zalone on Pluto. 1074 01:11:28,326 --> 01:11:31,296 There's a good headline, maybe with my picture? 1075 01:11:32,079 --> 01:11:35,834 Stop thinking about it, you'll be fine in Bolzano. 1076 01:11:36,042 --> 01:11:37,965 It's not even that cold. 1077 01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:44,342 Good morning, sorry I'm late. 1078 01:11:44,592 --> 01:11:48,597 We called you in because, at last, 1079 01:11:48,971 --> 01:11:52,350 we've concluded our public administration reforms. 1080 01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,187 Good morning, what is it? Ministry! 1081 01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,941 Let's see what they've sent me this time. 1082 01:12:08,449 --> 01:12:09,746 Yes! 1083 01:12:13,746 --> 01:12:15,748 I won! 1084 01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:44,278 Guys, I felt some strong emotions in my time, 1085 01:12:44,527 --> 01:12:46,655 but to come back to the provincial offices... 1086 01:12:47,488 --> 01:12:50,287 What provincial offices? Didn't you read the paper? 1087 01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:53,537 I still have to get used to it. 1088 01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:56,543 The first call. 1089 01:12:58,291 --> 01:12:59,383 Yes? 1090 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:01,670 Provincial Hunting and Fishing Office? 1091 01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:04,013 Provincial is what your sister is. 1092 01:13:04,171 --> 01:13:07,801 We're now called the Metropolitan Area Hunting and Fishing office. 1093 01:13:09,552 --> 01:13:11,805 - And what's changed? - Jack shit. 1094 01:13:12,013 --> 01:13:14,687 - So, why did they do it? - I'll explain it to you. 1095 01:13:18,811 --> 01:13:21,189 The First Republic 1096 01:13:22,565 --> 01:13:25,569 You never forget it... 1097 01:13:26,319 --> 01:13:28,196 "Metropolitan Area Hunting and Fishing“ 1098 01:13:28,446 --> 01:13:30,289 The First Republic 1099 01:13:31,449 --> 01:13:34,202 You couldn't possibly get it 1100 01:13:37,163 --> 01:13:42,044 Forty-year-olds on the pension who danced on the grass 1101 01:13:42,543 --> 01:13:45,717 After ten years in the air force that flew by so fast 1102 01:13:46,213 --> 01:13:50,059 And the paraplegic ushers gave a hop 1103 01:13:50,593 --> 01:13:54,814 And the deaf-and-dumb caretakers sang pop 1104 01:13:55,431 --> 01:13:59,356 And for a cold they sent him far 1105 01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:03,106 Three months all paid at the spa 1106 01:14:03,356 --> 01:14:06,075 With an ingrown nail 1107 01:14:06,233 --> 01:14:09,988 On disability through the rest of your life you will sail 1108 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:15,584 The First Republic 1109 01:14:16,077 --> 01:14:18,626 You never forget it 1110 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,835 The First Republic 1111 01:14:24,835 --> 01:14:27,384 You couldn't possibly get it! 1112 01:14:31,342 --> 01:14:34,016 “It all went back to the way it was," you'll say. 1113 01:14:35,888 --> 01:14:37,765 But, no. 1114 01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:40,860 There was something missing. 1115 01:14:41,519 --> 01:14:44,614 I realized it when I saw that bird fly. 1116 01:14:53,155 --> 01:14:55,533 I'd kept the number. 1117 01:15:03,165 --> 01:15:04,291 Hello? 1118 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:07,921 I saw a bird flying free and I thought of you. 1119 01:15:08,170 --> 01:15:11,049 There's fuck all out here this morning, Checco. 1120 01:15:11,298 --> 01:15:14,302 What do you mean, there's nothing there? 1121 01:15:14,760 --> 01:15:16,137 Wait! 1122 01:15:16,303 --> 01:15:18,806 Bring me a quail, Liuzzi. 1123 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:21,434 It's a great day, 1124 01:15:21,684 --> 01:15:24,528 because they recognized my workplace injury 1125 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:28,408 and I have an extra 216 euros in my pension! 1126 01:15:28,566 --> 01:15:30,660 Nothing to sneeze at. 1127 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:35,699 Quails, the way I do them... Where's he going? 1128 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,581 - I don't know, he got a call. - From whom? 1129 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:43,210 I was angry, I wasn't going to tell you, but that's not fair. 1130 01:15:45,291 --> 01:15:48,170 - I'm pregnant. - Do you know the ethnicity? 1131 01:15:49,462 --> 01:15:53,808 All I'll say is he stays in the same position, permanently. 1132 01:15:54,050 --> 01:15:56,348 You mean, it's mine? 1133 01:15:56,969 --> 01:15:58,846 Yes, it's your child. 1134 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:02,433 Where are you now? 1135 01:16:02,850 --> 01:16:04,568 That's why I'm here, Dogon. 1136 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:09,073 Friends, in a few hours, I'll be a father, 1137 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:12,610 and maybe the Lord will give me a fine little boy. 1138 01:16:12,860 --> 01:16:16,865 Dogon, I beg you to let me go. 1139 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:38,102 You've led a miserable life, thinking only about your privileges. 1140 01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:42,231 Doing that, you've sealed your own fate. 1141 01:16:48,646 --> 01:16:50,865 His daughter is expecting a baby too. 1142 01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,155 Bye, tell him. 1143 01:16:55,402 --> 01:17:00,283 - A child can change your life. - I agree. 1144 01:17:03,536 --> 01:17:07,257 Be a better man than you were, we can go. 1145 01:17:07,414 --> 01:17:09,633 Thank you, Dogon, thanks, guys. 1146 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:11,919 But fuck you! 1147 01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:15,549 Thank you, Dogon, I'll name him after you. 1148 01:17:38,404 --> 01:17:40,281 I'm really nervous. 1149 01:17:40,447 --> 01:17:42,825 Relax, it'll be a fine little boy. 1150 01:17:45,953 --> 01:17:47,421 She's beautiful. 1151 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:50,667 - What did you call her? - I was waiting for you. 1152 01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:54,838 - I like Ines. - Lovely. It means 'purity'. 1153 01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:58,094 Also Institute of National Enterprise of the State. 1154 01:18:00,050 --> 01:18:03,099 - Are you leaving straightaway? - No, open the folder. 1155 01:18:05,472 --> 01:18:07,600 You've resigned. 1156 01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,061 Three months parental leave, 1157 01:18:10,311 --> 01:18:14,612 plus a buddy who's a doctor gave you typhus, and me, malaria. 1158 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:17,075 That's another six months. 1159 01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:20,614 If you want to swap, I'm fine with that. 1160 01:18:21,322 --> 01:18:23,370 And for Ines, I got them to do... 1161 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:25,872 Ines might actually have some infection 1162 01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:27,745 and there are no vaccines here. 1163 01:18:28,495 --> 01:18:31,749 - There aren't? - No, they cost too much. 1164 01:18:31,999 --> 01:18:35,344 When they arrive, if they arrive, they're rationed. 1165 01:18:35,502 --> 01:18:37,880 - Rationed for my daughter'? - Yes! 1166 01:18:38,631 --> 01:18:40,759 I'll show you what we do where I come from. 1167 01:18:50,142 --> 01:18:52,395 What donation? 1168 01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:58,277 Can't you see where we are'? Don't you feel moved, compassionate? 1169 01:18:58,776 --> 01:19:00,369 Give me the baby. 1170 01:19:00,527 --> 01:19:02,245 It's procedure. 1171 01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:04,282 It so happens... 1172 01:19:04,490 --> 01:19:06,242 Come here, darling. 1173 01:19:06,408 --> 01:19:09,662 Gather up your stuff, your papers and go. 1174 01:19:24,051 --> 01:19:26,520 Zalone, you've ruined my life. 1175 01:19:26,679 --> 01:19:30,058 At the end of the month I'm being transferred, what more do you want? 1176 01:19:32,393 --> 01:19:34,816 Don't move! Stay right there! 1177 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,816 Have you taken antidepressants before? 1178 01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:44,826 I've heard a lot about you. 1179 01:19:45,030 --> 01:19:47,078 Really? From Zalone? 1180 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:50,537 You'll find he's matured. 1181 01:19:51,036 --> 01:19:54,165 Here are your 31,182 euros. 1182 01:19:55,457 --> 01:19:57,710 I asked for 50 thousand. 1183 01:19:58,168 --> 01:20:03,174 This is what you're entitled to, it's too late, there are no funds left. 1184 01:20:07,594 --> 01:20:09,096 Right... 1185 01:20:09,430 --> 01:20:11,307 What are we going to do? 1186 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:15,602 I know. 1187 01:20:15,853 --> 01:20:17,446 You put the rest in. 1188 01:20:20,983 --> 01:20:23,486 If you laugh, I won't sign. 1189 01:20:23,861 --> 01:20:25,613 Sit down! 1190 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,748 All right, I'll make up the difference. 1191 01:20:31,118 --> 01:20:33,086 Now. 1192 01:20:36,957 --> 01:20:38,755 It doesn't work, it's a sign of destiny. 1193 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:44,848 Sweetheart, I'll take yours. 1194 01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:19,671 This is your entitlement... 1195 01:21:22,252 --> 01:21:26,302 My check, I hope you spend it all on medicine. 1196 01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:46,569 “It's not out of compassion, 1197 01:21:47,277 --> 01:21:49,279 it's out of politeness.“ 1198 01:22:07,965 --> 01:22:10,093 Where is she? 1199 01:22:10,551 --> 01:22:13,225 - Where's our little granddaughter? - Here she is! 1200 01:22:21,103 --> 01:22:24,232 Just kidding. It's her granddaughter. 1201 01:22:26,692 --> 01:22:29,946 Take the original one back, the branded one's coming. 1202 01:22:31,864 --> 01:22:33,741 Look what I made for you. 1203 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:41,374 You wanted to be grandparents? Go ahead. We're off to do research. 1204 01:22:45,711 --> 01:22:47,884 You're so beautiful. 1205 01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:53,640 If your son had kept his position, she'd be getting family payments. 1206 01:22:54,261 --> 01:22:55,763 Goddamn it! 1207 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,609 I'm from Gioia Tauro! 1208 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:08,992 I needed an assistant. 1209 01:23:09,151 --> 01:23:12,530 - Me, an assistant? - I'll deduct your taxes. 1210 01:23:29,171 --> 01:23:30,764 We wanted to thank you 1211 01:23:30,923 --> 01:23:34,803 for this gesture of great generosity for our hospital. 1212 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:37,680 I can see you've got a big heart. 1213 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:39,932 Thank you, doctor! 1214 01:23:48,190 --> 01:23:50,909 Welcome to my staff. 1215 01:23:52,569 --> 01:23:54,071 No, I'm sorry... 1216 01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,409 She's deeply moved. 1217 01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:02,046 The woman's got a big heart. 1218 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:04,916 - Zalone! - Hello! 1219 01:24:05,082 --> 01:24:07,835 - What surprise have you got for me? - Did you see? 1220 01:24:08,043 --> 01:24:11,923 - I'm deeply moved. - Even you have a heart! 1221 01:24:12,839 --> 01:24:14,841 You know what I think? 1222 01:24:15,425 --> 01:24:17,723 It's wonderful to give others a hand. 1223 01:24:17,928 --> 01:24:19,930 Even two! 91348