Original subtitles

What are you doing?

Fuck, Sus! You fucking scared me!

- What time is it? - What?

Dunno.

What is going on?

Sus!

It’s half past.

- Ten thirty already? - No dude

- It’s eleven thirty. - What are you doing over there?

- No shit! - I swear!

No, no, no

No, Maria! And the alarm?

What the hell is going on?

María! María!

- So you didn’t set the alarm? - No

Really? You didn’t?

I don’t know! I was dead after the fucking field day.

Would you shut up?

Dude, my phone.

- Can’t find it! Call me! - Calling you!

Girl, please Am I at my great aunt farm again

- or what? - Shut up, or I’ll drag you!

Go talk in the fucking woods!

- Here! - Awesome! Joseba called six times.

Joseba!

Joseba!

Fuck me

María, he’s not here…

What are you doing? What are you looking at? What is going on?

- Are you ok? I’m freaking out! - Come on! Or we won’t make it!

Fuck yeah! What a dress!

- Oh yeah? It’s from Bershka. - Love it

- Dude, where’s the vodka? - Under the pillow.

Fuck, always the same! Would you shut the fuck up?

Girl, relax! We leaving now.

Gosh

Joseba!

Ugh, please! I was for once dreaming that I was far away from here

- and you fucked it up. - Shut up, whore!

Really, you people make me anxious. I just wanna go fucking home.

Joseba! Has it started yet?

Please! Can you come out, I can’t hear you.

What?

No! You listen! I’ll smack you!

- Sus, shut up! - Joseba!

I’ll WhatsApp you!

[Sus] Dude, what do we do?

A taxi. Alright. I’ll pay.

A “taxis“?

Really? In the middle of the country? Where should I call?

- This is absurd! - Try Google "teletaxis segovia"

I have no data!

Dude, I have no data since day 5. Fuck my life.

Me neither, Sus. I don’t know

I have this number my mom gave me. Gonna call.

What are you doing?

Marta, out, please.

Girl look, I have to pee, that’s what bathrooms are for. And not for other stuff.

Hello.

Hello, night. Sup?

I want a cab!

He says where.

Dude, one sec. The Compass!

What street? Man, he asks for the street. What do I say? The woods?

Sir, do you know where The Compass camp is at?

- It’s on the Alto de León! - On the Alto de León.

No, no. By the Espinar.

There is like a bunch of oaks all around the camp.

I’m trying to think, for fuck’s sake!

Tell him it is a super famous religious camp

should be easy, this isn’t New York.

This is a camp, with nuns,

it is very famous, the mostest.

With like a yellow logo.

- Yes! Yes! - [María] Yeah?

- Thank you! - There!

No paper? This is the Third World...

One thing.

Can you come as fast as possible?

We are going to this concert, it is super important.

Henry Méndez!

No, no, no! Electrolatino, like Juan Magán.

Ok, cool. Is that it? Nothing else? Thank you so much.

[Sus] Kisses!

Imma eat your face, sir!

María! Listen!

- Got MDMA? - No. You?

Yes, hold this.

Hey…

Don’t tell Joseba, he never pays.

[host] Good evening Segovia!

You wanna party?

I got a rock.

♪ Crazy thinking the weekend is coming ♪

♪ So I will see that girl who stole my soul ♪

♪ Sweet little mouth my crazy girl ♪

♪ Kissing your mouth is all that I want ♪

♪ You know I love you from the bottom of my heart ♪

♪ And if you weren’t here I couldn’t express what I feel ♪

♪ I simply need you to listen to me ♪

♪ Because all my words are dedicated to you ♪

One, two, three, yes!

♪ My beauty crazy little thing ♪

♪ The time has come to kiss your mouth ♪

♪ Enlightened with sweetness ♪

♪ Stealing a kiss from you is crazy ♪

♪ Just saying I love you is not enough ♪

♪ I give you my soul my precious baby ♪

♪ You are my queen and that’s why I scream ♪

♪ in all directions “I need you” ♪

♪ If I could give you the moon I would take it down ♪

♪ And I would wrap it in stars, only for you my love ♪

♪ Because you are like the sea ♪

♪ Full of corals ♪

♪ And to my heart, babe, you hold the key ♪

♪ You know you make me crazy and I am only yours ♪

♪ And I swear, my queen I can’t live without you ♪

Cheers! I love you!

Hey!

- Hey handsome! - Did you like it?

I loved it!

- Hello! - Sup?

- You ok? - Great

- Hey, cutie! - You beautiful!

- Hey! - What?

Did you get some?

Really, dude? We haven’t! You’re annoying.

- [Joseba] Oh yeah? Am I annoying? - [Sus] Yes.

Well I had this surprise, but I ain’t gonna tell ya.

Ok, where? Right here or in the bathroom?

No, no. Here, here.

But don’t be obvious!

[Joseba] Ok, look: I’ve met Henry’s producer.

- [Sus] So what? - [Joseba] I told him about you girls.

- Joseba! - Gimme a kiss! Gimme me a kiss!

- Come on. Please, spit it. What? - He wants to meet you.

- Really? - Yes!

- Are you serious? María!

- What? - Henry’s producer

- wants to meet us, dude! - How so?

He wants to meet us! Dude, ok.

Come on. Ok, come here! I love you!

Come on!

María, come!

Girl, you have no idea!

This is just for water.

- A little bit of sunscreen. - I’m leaving, girl. Leaving now.

- Just a bit on the nose, it’s 50 SPF. - No, no!

Burns.

Gimme your purse!

I won’t give you my purse.

Come on. Just one line, girls. No pushing!

There are sammies for everyone! Okay?

Come on, Mariluz. Help me!

My helper! Up!

[Nun] Fátima Núñez.

Let’s see, Almudena Martínez Pijo, Celia Martínez Pijo

and Yolanda Martínez Pijo. All three here.

- Morning, sister. - Morning.

I am the mother Bernarda, the new coordinator.

- Oh! I am sister Jesusa. - Two kisses.

- How’s everything going? - There’s two missing.

I guessed so, yeah.

Well.

Milagros! Come over here.

Coming. Chusa! Mariluz!

What do I do? Should I wait for them?

[woman on speaker] Atention, please. We are looking for sister Paquita.

She needs her insulin. We can’t find her anywhere.

We are desperate.

Sister Paquita, please, if you listening…

Come on! Get up!

[Bernarda] Morning! Come, quicky!

It’s for today, not tomorrow. Come on, come on!

Morning.

[Bernarda] Wow so great, huh!

You are stunning girls!

Very original gowns!

You’ve broken the record.

My first day here and I am fed up… with you!

Give them an applause, Milagros, they deserve it.

Give them, give them an applause!

That’s it.

This is for you!

Ok, enough.

Who are you?

I am the mother Bernarda de los Arcos.

I came as a substitute for the poor mother Magdalena,

I think after the incident in yesterday’s field day, she’s not coming back.

Look! They cracking up!

- You so funny! I’m cracking too. - Sorry, sorry.

Yeah I am cracking. Look how I crack.

So, yeah I’ve been informed.

They told me that you are here just for the laughs

that you are not interested at all in any of this and you think you’re so cool!

But not with me here! Here, the cool one... is me!

- Morning, mother. - Morning.

I am sister Maricielo. Well, sister Chelo, the bus driver.

And sister Loli and sister Gladis.

- Good morning. - Morning, sisters.

Morning, sisters. What’s up?

The bus is out there, in the sun.

It’s like a greenhouse situation in there,

girls are slowly cooking and they’re starting a riot, mother.

So, option A:

we leave now. But now like now. Option B:

I evict them. Whatever you order.

You know what sister Chelo?

- Tell me. - Than what’s holding us back here,

are these two pranksters that, apparently,

don’t wanna be part of the group and they like doing their own thing.

- Do you know them? - Oh. Yeah! We know them very much!

- Shoot! - Yes, its definitely them, yes.

- Hello. - Hello.

- They caused a lot of trouble, yeah. - This morning, right?

You know what we gonna do?

While you enjoy some wonderful days

kayaking and meditating in Palazuelos de Eresma,

these two young ladies will stay here all weekend, grounded.

- What? - Locked in here.

- No, no way. - Yes.

Here, with sister Milagros as a security guard.

And you two will do whatever I say.

- Fucking great! - Oh you got it!

I’m sorry, Milagros, sister, no kayaking for you this weekend.

Well, it’s alright, mother. The kayak thing doesn’t really excite me…

She doesn’t like it, no.

It’s alright. It’s a bummer.

It’s a bummer, yeah.

We were gonna have a great time in the water. Like lots of fun.

Well, sister Chelo, whatever.

You’re going so you enjoy, sister. I’ll stay with the girls.

- Okey. - Two kisses, come on.

- Two kisses. - Ok.

- [Milagros] Lots of pics and we’ll see… - [Bernarda] Look after them, Milagros.

[Milagros] Don’t worry, mother, we’re gonna leave this place super clean!

[Sus] Who’s that old woman?

- [Milagros] Susana Romero. - [Sus] Who the fuck is she?

Susana Romero!

- You, what? - Me, what? What?

She doesn’t remember. What’s up?

Seven in the morning…

…your friend was so wasted, you know?

- Oh! - All drunk, laughing like crazy,

you came to our cabin and asked for money so you could grab a cab.

- Excuse me? - Excuse you?

I’ve had it. I really mean it.

Tidy up this room before Bernarda comes back.

María, start picking all this stuff up now! And you: broom the floor and make the beds!

But, me, brooming? Why?

Go broom because I am telling you like right now, in this moment!

[Milagros] So, come on, stop it now.

I’m gonna be upset for a week! Want you to know that!

- Don’t laugh at me, I am serious! - I’m not laughing!

See, Milagros, yesterday was totally worth it.

- Really! - Last night…

- Really. You wanna know why? - No.

- Hey! - I am not feeling it right now.

- Ask me! - Don’t wanna hear any stories.

Come on, I’ll tell you. Just ask me why!

You are so annoying, Susana! Why?

Because, look

last night I met this guy, he’s a producer.

- A producer! - And what is he producing?

He produces music, my friend!

Listen.

- Sister. - Sister?

- Sorry. - Sister Milagros!

I’m too nice and you take advantage of me!

I told him that Maria and I have a band, know what he said?

He was super interested!

Because he says girl bands are very in right now, you know?

But are you in a band? María and you?

- Are you in a band? - Didn’t I tell you?

No.

Suma Latina

That’s Su from Susana and Ma from Maria. SUMA.

I came up with that.

Suma Latina. And we have a single

it’s called “We do it and we’ll see“.

But are you a singer?

So you sing now?

Duh, we both sing!

Listen! And…

…what kind of music you make?

Electrolatino.

That is like a fusion, I guess. Isn’t it?

No.

Electrolatino is…

You know Juan Magán?

No.

You don’t know who Juan Magán is?

Well, right now, no…

Daddy Yankee?

Milagros, Kiko Rivera?

- I think I know him… - Henry?

- Ah... - That is Henry.

No, I don’t know him.

Henry Méndez.

Well, whatever. We do the same as them,

the same, but with more punch. You know? Super hardcore.

Ok. You’ll show me, right? Fine.

- Susana. - What?

- Can I tell you a secret? - Yes.

I used to be in a band too.

- So you sing? - No.

Well, I used to. I mean, I sang…

…many years ago, I mean, right? Don’t get any ideas, but…

…we were not like that guy. We made covers…

…like from that decade.

Mecano?

Mecano?

How old do you think I am?

I don’t know, dunno.

Like Presuntos.

What is "presuntos"?

Presuntos Implicados.

- I don’t know who that is. - Yes, dude.

- Soledad Jiménez? - No.

Well, the ones who made “We’ve changed”, I say.

- Oh! Like the song? - Sure.

The song.

Hell yeah! Yes! Sing it to me!

- No, no. - Sing it to me!

- Hey! Sing! - I said no.

- I am telling you no, Susana! - Why?

It’s been years since the last time.

In any case, you are the one who has to sing to me, right?

Miss singer! Ouch, sorry!

- Did I hurt you? - But, hey!

- I am still mad at you. - I know.

Man.

Can I ask you a question?

Yes. Ask whatever you want, sweetie.

How old are you?

- You can’t ask that, Susana. - Come on…

I’m like…

- … 28. - 28?

Long 28. Almost 30.

Really?

- Do I look older, don’t I? - No!

You look younger!

Thanks!

How do you do it?

I drink lots of water, maybe. Could be.

But I don’t do any of those serums or anything.

[Milagros] María, did you hear that?

She says I look 24. You’re exaggerating!

- [Sus] I was serious! - Yeah, of course…

Ugh, I am dead.

Well, so…

…what about last night? Did you have fun?

Fuck yeah, it was dope.

Well… not so much, I guess.

- Girl, you so bitter… - Susana, don’t call me bitter, fuck.

- Okay then. - You know what?

I don’t understand why I am grounded just because you were late,

wasted and caused trouble. I don’t get it.

Wait, what?

[Milagros] But you also went out last night, right?

Of course she did!

But it is like her new thing, being by herself.

And she’s back I don’t know when or how, so she stood me up.

You stood me up, dude!

Oh, do I have to do everything you say then?

Tell me! Why can’t I come back whenever I want?

The fuck are you talking about? Do as you please!

Hey, dunno about you but I came here to be with you!

Gonna tell you a thing, darling.

Since I ain’t bitter, they invited us to the producer’s party. Tonight.

And thanks to me not being bitter

maybe you and I got a chance.

So stitch up your mouth shut.

No more parties. I’m begging you please.

I swear I don’t know anymore if your naive or just a whore.

Say what?

Just the truth, Susana.

Do you want me to remind you why we formed this band?

Huh?

Because we didn’t have anything else to do in this hell of a town.

And, suddenly, what’s up with you?

You think we gonna be Tegan and Sara? Or what?

Sus, we are not kids anymore.

Joseba doesn’t know how to write songs,

and neither of us can sing.

Look, I might be naive, a whore

or whatever you want,

but I’ve always been the same! Always!

It’s you the one who’s changing!

Whenever the fuck you want, you tell me what’s going on!

- Excuse me, did you just kick me? - Yes.

María Casado!

[Milagros] What is this?

So brave of you, Romero!

No, María! No!

Not like this!

I don’t like when friends fight!

A friend …friendship

is the best in this world. Don’t you forget that

Ever, ever.

Milagros, changes are good. Aren’t they?

Well, changing…

It depends, I guess.

Well, I say, sometimes

it is better if you stay the same.

Of course!

But, why?

Because new things, sometimes,

can be worse.

Yeah, but they can also be better, right?

I’m…

…gonna take this to the kitchen. Gonna put it away.

Oh, Milagros!

What?

One question.

You know the name of that black woman who was a singer?

Sister Carmela, the one from Uganda. You remember how she-

No, the one who died.

Carmela died? I dind’t…

What? No, Milagros!

That one…

A singer, she’s dead now…

- But you are talking about an artist! - Yes.

An artist, she was black…

Well, you’re talking about…

…she died recently, relatively, she was…

- Yes, yes. That one! - And she was black.

You should say colored, right María?

She made movies too. Yeah, I know who you talking about.

I know this one.

- Hold it there, because I could… - Milagros, honestly.

Milagros, it’s alright! Gee!

I’m gonna think about it and I’m gonna tell you. Ok?

Thanks.

♪ I haven’t ♪

♪ stopped and thought ♪

♪ That this is maybe just a calling ♪

♪ I’m so intrigued and alone ♪

♪ I used to be the best ♪

♪ dancing reggeaton ♪

♪ So what the hell I am doing now ♪

♪ If this is faith ♪

♪ Take me ♪

♪ Take me or run away ♪

♪ I am ♪

♪ really scared ♪

♪ And I don’t know what to do ♪

♪ If you came for me ♪

♪ Give me a sign or just wait ♪

♪ till I look good and cute ♪

♪ I know there’s something in me ♪

♪ that gets me high, and this madness ♪

♪ makes me belong only to you ♪

♪ I know that I am changing ♪

♪ Something’s happening and I’m scared ♪

♪ But I don’t wanna see you from afar ♪

♪ If this is faith, take me ♪

♪ Take me or run away ♪

♪ You’re wasting your time if you think ♪

♪ that I know what to do ♪

♪ But what am I saying? ♪

♪ Who am I talking to? ♪

♪ I don’t want any of this ♪

♪ I’m flipping ♪

♪ I feel it so inside ♪

♪ What the hell am I gonna do now ♪

♪ Get outta here ♪

♪ I don’t wanna carry on ♪

♪ Gonna wake up ♪

♪ and you’ll be gone ♪

♪ Gone ♪

Who are you?

I am the light of the world.

Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness,

but will have the light of life.

Whoever drinks the water I give them

will never thirst.

I am the bread of life.

Whoever comes to me

will never be hungry again

for my flesh is true food,

and my blood is true drink.

Shall not fear, María,

because you found grace in my sight.

And

we will live firm in faith.

You shall not fear

in your hands. Wait.

We sing to Jesus. Careful here.

Always in Him

will live firm in faith. Awful, Milagros, girl.

- Well, so so - Not so so, just terrible.

Come on, it’s not that difficult. Focus. One more time.

Come on. We’ll live firm.

And to the center altogether, like this.

Altogether, altogether.

- Mother. - What?

Sorry for this interruption.

It’s alright.

- I… - What?

- I don’t know why we are doing this right now. - Milagros,

why those girls keep running away from the camp?

Why?

Well, those girls are like teens…

No! Because they’re bored!

They’re not having fun.

Why I was chosen to come here?

Well…

…because you are modern.

That’s it!

Because I’m modern,

with all that show I put up for the Pope at that stadium.

That was amazeballs! The music, Milagros!

What am I always telling you?

What was I telling you in Alcudia?

- In Alcudia? That… - All the time!

That…

…music…

- …makes miracles, Milagros. That’s it. - That’s it!

So, I’m gonna discipline this girls

just by singing to the Lord. Like this!

Come on! Let’s focus! Firm!

- ♪ Firm in the faith ♪ - Come on!

Right, left,

center, altogether.

- Right! Look, come here please… - Sorry.

But…

- …the Pope thing, that was in 84. - So?

That, maybe, girls these days…

…they might like other things. Right?

Mother.

Do you know this summer song?

Well I don’t, Milagros, daughter. I don’t know.

Juarmangrain. Do you know him?

Juan Mangaray? Daughter, I haven’t been introduced.

Well neither of us then.

But that’s exactly what I am saying

What can we show those girls if we don’t know, mother. Yes, look at us…

- Come on! - What?

No, I’m not saying…

Because the girls are growing up. Can’t you see, mother?

Yes, when I was their age

I was already a novice.

Then, I don’t know what it is to have that age…

…maybe I don’t know how…

Look, mother. So you can see it clear.

I know, for real,

that María Casado is not alright.

And I tried talking to her: "María, let’s talk“.

I gave her my hand, see if she… But I…

…I feel a little useless, maybe, and that’s it.

Are you ok, Milagros?

- Yes. - You sure?

Maybe a little sad.

But that goes away, mother. It doesn’t really matter.

What we said in Alcudia when we were sad?

What do we have to say when we are sad?

I’m happy!

Why are you happy?

I’m happy!

It’s because Bernarda, Bernarda...

- Tell me why! - I’m happy!

Why are you happy?

That’s what I want…

…I want to know!

- ♪ I’m happy ♪ - ♪ Why you happy ♪

- ♪ I’m happy ♪ - ♪ Tell me why ♪

- ♪ I’m happy ♪ - ♪ Why you happy ♪

♪ I wanna know why ♪

- ♪ Imma tell you ♪ - ♪ You can tell me ♪

♪ The reason I’m so happy ♪

♪ Hallelujah because ♪

- ♪ Christ called me one day ♪ - ♪ I fell in love with him too ♪

♪ And that’s the reason why ♪

[Milagros] Come on, mother! Shake it good!

- Now me! - Come on, Milagros!

♪ So happy those believers ♪

♪ So happy those believers ♪

- ♪ The believers who praise the Lord ♪ - Freestyle!

♪ So happy those believers ♪ ♪ So happy those believers ♪

♪ So happy those believers who praise the lord ♪

♪ There is no more sadness There is no more pain ♪

♪ For the believers who praise the Lord ♪

♪ There is no sadness ♪

♪ There is no pain for the believers ♪

♪ Who praise the Lord ♪

♪ Sometimes I look up to the sky and I only see gray ♪

♪ Clouds throw shade at the Christian in me ♪

♪ But soon Jesus Christ blinds me with his light ♪

♪ He tells me “Why you crying You’re not on the cross!” ♪

- ♪ Amen ♪ - ♪ Oh yeah ♪

- ♪ Amen ♪ - ♪ Oh yes ♪

♪ There is no sadness There is no pain ♪

♪ For the believers ♪

♪ who praise the Lord ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, Milagros!

- Oh, mother! - Oh, Milagros.

I’ve…

I almost lost my arm, see!

- Hey, help me daughter - Oh mother!

You so ballsy! Huh?

You’re too old for this!

You’ll get there too!

You see, music makes miracles!

Could be, mother!

Maybe!

See how we can keep it up with the Firm in faith

Hello.

Uh, girl!

You look terrible!

- I feel like shit! - Really.

Gimme an ibuprofen.

Well, have a yogurt too so you don’t take it with an empty stomach.

- [Sus] Whatcha cooking? - Lentils.

Fuck, I’m so hangover…

You hangover?

You lucky you’re only grounded!

Thought you’re gonna be expelled.

I don’t remember! You know why?

- The fucking MDMA you game me was amazing! - Yeah, I know.

Prime quality.

The thing is that you don’t know how to take it.

- Fuck! - You have to do like a little,

then wait for the high. Going up, coming down,

then you do a little more,

go on a trip and come back. You know how to do it.

- Of course. - By the way,

you haven’t paid.

No escape, dealer! Here.

I’ll give you the rest later.

- Gonna keep your tab open. - Ok.

So, where did you go last night?

To Fashion Club,

there was a concert.

Ugh that club is impossible.

Full of brats…

Where do you go?

You know what?

At the old Mortal Sin

they have salsa lessons.

Been waiting to sign up…

Just take your boyfriend!

What boyfriend, girl? I’m single!

Didn’t you have a guy?

Yeah, but he’s no longer with us. He lives in Alicante now.

Why don’t you come with me?

I don’t know!

Gimme a smoke!

Take it, but that goes on your tab too.

- Put everything there. - Well, why don’t you buy your own?

I need to keep track, and maybe a little more swing.

What are you doing here?

Lentils, with Janice.

Leave now! Come on, go cleaning!

And shower, you stink!

And who are you?

I am Janice, mother. The cook.

Oh, nice to meet you. Do you like music?

Oh, I love it!

I’ll show you this song, sister Milagros isn’t helping.

Mother! Sorry. Mother, you…

Did you know the girls have a music band?

Suma Latina.

- María! - Ouch! Sorry I scared you.

I already know that you like

other kind of music, different styles,

other singers. Juan Marigran, isn’t it? Well, it’s not my thing.

I’ve brought this song that I would like to share

specially with you.

- Ok, Bernarda. But… - It is very short, yeah?

Picture like a flashmob with 10 nuns and 30 girls.

You will see how fast it goes!

♪ We will live firm in the faith ♪

♪ In your hands I shall not fear ♪

♪ In Jesus we sing ♪

♪ We’ll live in Him forever ♪

♪ Firm in the faith ♪

And then it goes again!

♪ We’ll live firm in the faith Jesus ♪

♪ Jesus ♪

♪ In Jesus we sing ♪

♪ We’ll live in Him forever ♪

♪ Firm in the faith ♪

[Bernarda] And that’s it!

Watcha think? Huh?

Are you emotional?

I knew it!

Don’t ask me why,

but I knew that I had to bring this song to this camp.

Firm in the faith is gonna be a hit.

- Bernarda. - Tell me, daughter.

Tell me.

I see God!

- You? - Yes.

Come over here.

Gimme a hug! Come on!

Oh! I really knew it!

- Did you know? - Yes.

When I saw your little face, I knew.

- You knew I’m seeing God? - That you were confused

and you were gonna find the right way.

I didn’t know it was gonna be so fast but "Firm in the faith“ never fails.

Bernarda, no. I see God!

- I see Him! For real! - Of course!

- What do you mean of course? - Because God…

…God is here.

- Is he really? - As true as the air you are breathing.

- And you can see Him? - Well, in every corner.

But is He here right now?

He’s here.

And here.

And there. With you, with me, here, now and forever.

Ugh no! Bernarda, do you actually understand?

Well, María Casado, I’m a nun.

All the God stuff, I understand.

Ok. See how can I explain this.

Well slow, calm down! Come on!

Look, mother. I’m in bed.

- And four angels watch over you. - No, no.

I’m in bed and this man is showing up.

But like a real guy.

A guy dressed in black and…

…he sing songs to me.

Sure…

Sure.

He is all dressed in black and he sings songs to you.

Yeah.

You are kidding me, right?

- No! - Are you kidding me?

You are recording this, right?

We’ll get the new nun on YouTube, and we’ll take the piss.

- No! I swear I am serious! - Well I don’t think so!

One thing is that you didn’t like the song,

that you thought is old-fashioned.

It happened sometimes. Very few!

Maybe it needs some extra work.

But you haven’t come here to laugh at me at God, our Lord,

who’s looking at us right now. At me and you!

So get out now! Come on, go clean the bathrooms!

♪ All the flowers ♪

♪ that put spells on lovers ♪

♪ And wake up all the illusions ♪

♪ They telling me you will come ♪

♪ And I’m gonna wait for you ♪

♪ With the soul full of hope ♪

♪ And the taste of dreams ♪

[Milagros] ♪ that I could’ve made true ♪

♪ If this is the way ♪

♪ that I made with you ♪

♪ Don’t look back ♪

♪ We need to keep going ♪

♪ I’ve been lost so many times ♪

♪ In your eyes I find myself again ♪

♪ I’ve fallen so many times ♪

♪ with your hand I’ll get up again ♪

♪ You show up ♪

♪ like the new moon growing ♪

♪ All that seems asleep ♪

♪ is again awaken today. ♪

♪ I’m gonna write to you ♪

♪ a song with open arms ♪

♪ With hearts full of hope ♪

♪ So we can sing ♪

♪ If this is our destiny ♪

♪ I’m glad to see you ♪

♪ Let’s start over again ♪

♪ The story one more time ♪

♪ I’ve been lost so many times ♪

♪ I’ve found myself again in your eyes ♪

♪ I’ve fallen so many times ♪

♪ I’ll get up again with your hand ♪

♪ I’ve fallen so many times ♪

♪ I’ve found myself again in your eyes ♪

♪ I’ve fallen so many times ♪

♪ I’ll get up again with your helping hand ♪

♪ With your hand I’ll get up again ♪

♪ With your hand I’ll get up again ♪

♪ With your hand I’ll get up again ♪

♪ With your hand I’ll get up again ♪

- Susana Romero! - Sorry! I was leaving!

What are you doing in here? Please respond immediately.

I was looking for Maria. I don’t know where she is.

- How come you’re gonna find Maria in here? - Sorry. I didn’t know you were here, really.

- Susana... - I just got here!

- I swear! - It’s like…

…you scared me.

- I thought I was alone. - Yeah, yeah.

I just came here to look for something and I didn’t hear you.

I’m leaving now, I have a lot of stuff to do. Excuse me.

Milagros!

- What? - I…

Forgive me for this morning.

Ok.

No! There’s something else.

That…

…I really wanna say I’m sorry…

Fuck! I know that, that I fuck up a lot

and I know I just put you in a difficult position with the new nun, but…

I feel bad!

I’m sometimes too strict with you girls, Susana.

I can’t help it

and just wanted to say I’m sorry, really.

I’m out now. I have this dust allergies. And I have stuff to do.

Later!

Look, Bernarda, believe it or not,

this guy is showing up at night.

A man dressed in black.

And he comes and sings songs that get me so deep inside.

Today he talked to me for the first time!

And he told me he’s the light of the world.

And since I’m seeing him…

…I’m not the same.

It’s like when…

…you madly fall in love with a boy.

You see him, and it’s scary and…

…you are embarrassed if you bump into him and you don’t know what to do.

But, deep inside, you only wanna be with him, all the time.

And, suddenly, you don’t care about anything else.

Anything.

Don’t believe me, mother, but this man is showing up every night

and I am pretty sure he’s God.

Convinced. I know, I feel it inside.

And I thought I was telling to the right person…

…but I don’t know you.

What does he sing?

Like songs by that black woman who died!

Whitney Houston?

- The black singer who died? Whitney Houston. - What?

- Whitney Houston? - Yes!

- What? - Yes! Yes, that’s it!

- You saying he sings Whitney Houston? - Yes!

What’s wrong?

What’s wrong, mother?

That I love Whitney Houston!

I know all her songs in English! She is my number one fan!

Gosh, mother. Like I don’t understand a word, nothing.

There is nothing to understand, daughter.

That’s the God’s voice!

Oh yeah? And what should I do?

Pray!

- Pray, daughter. - Ok, but…

Like, the praying, mother…

You don’t know how?

Come on, come with me.

You are with the best!

Look.

The camp’s chapel.

You never came here?

When praying, the most important thing is the three Is.

They’re: inspection.

- Inspection. - Inflection, on your knees.

- On my knees. - Inflection.

- And interaction. - Interaction.

- Again! - Inspection.

- Lower your shoulders. Very good. - Yes.

- Inflection. - Stand right.

Interaction.

Chest out.

177.

That one’s so cool! That one yeah.

Eat my pussy.

Oh, Janice! Nice day! Huh?

Do you have an ibuprofen over there?

No, my child.

I gave the last one to Susana.

I only have ketamin and a little bit of speed.

But that is like a different story.

For me it only goes away with ibuprofen. That’s weird.

Janice, wanna know a secret?

The girls are running away tonight.

Oh, mother! Again?

Look, I’m fine if they going out

because it’s not a party. It’s work.

- Oh, yeah. - No, you know that I don’t…

They have this meeting

with a producer…

…super important! Like national important, right?

- Holy shit! But that is super good! - Yeah, that is super good!

But we shouldn’t celebrate yet, because the music world is tough, Janice.

It’s a world…

You have to realize it takes so much time…

…so much effort,

- lot’s of envies, enemies… - I imagine.

I’m telling you because…

…I have experience. Because I…

Like at a completely different level but I know how it goes, right?

Yeah?

No. You?

Tell me.

I was inside, Janice.

No, Milagros. When?

- Many years ago. - Tell me about it.

Like at a very local level, maybe, but…

- …in the industry, you know? - Girl!

Ugh! But I don’t know.

I hope it all goes well…

…for the girls, so they can show them…

Because they’re good, really.

Look, you know what?

I’m gonna pray for them. Gonna light a candle.

- Milagros... - What?

- Pray for me too. - Why? What’s wrong?

Nothing, but I need a man.

And your boyfriend?

Girl, he’s in Alicante.

Didn’t know…

You want a man?

I wan a man.

And how does he..?

Well…

…I would like a man that likes to dance very close, every night.

I’ll pray for that.

- Night, Janice. - See you tomorrow.

Shit.

What are you doing.

Nothing, pee.

Where you been?

[María] Around. You?

Around, also.

Right.

Are you going to the party now, aren’t you?

No, I’m not going.

You’re not going? Why?

Because we are not kids anymore, and we are making a fool of ourselves

and I don’t wanna be like Tegan and Sara. Okay?

Sus...

Really, I don’t want you to miss this opportunity because of me.

Dude, since when this opportunity is only mine?

I just don’t understand! Since when?

[Sus] Dude, you wanna go?

Because if you wanna go, we’ll go. But, this…

…this is for both of us, isn’t it?

María, you wanna go?

Good night!

- What’s up with the suitcase? - I’m leaving.

Susana, where to? Susana!

What? What?

If you are running away, at least you should tell me.

I’m not running away, I’m just sleeping in another cabin.

What’s wrong?

What about that important party with the producer?

- You’re not going? - No.

Neither of you guys?

Are we just dissolving the band and you just won’t tell me?

Well I don’t know. Ask her, see what she says.

You’re both being super weird!

Hey, stop. Where are you going?

- What? - What’s wrong with you?

Nothing. You?

What’s wrong with me? Nothing.

I thought maybe something was wrong and you wanted to talk to me.

- No, no. Well, bye. - Come!

What?

Don’t go to bed

without this, sweetie.

- Night. - Night.

[Milagros] Lock the door.

Come here! Run!

- What are you doing hiding here? - What am I doing, Milagros?

Keeping this camp running!

Like at midnight, why? What’s going on?

I’ll tell you tomorrow, but here’s a preview.

Super hit!

What a day, Milagros! What a day!

You tell me. What a day, mother!

Come on, go to sleep, that they’re gonna bust you.

Who’s gonna bust me?

The Wise Men! Whatever… Come on, go to bed.

- Come on, Milagritos, come on. - I don’t get it, mother.

You will!

Susana!

- [Susana] Hi. - Hi.

- Can I? - You’re inside already.

- Sorry. - What’s up?

That…

You have to go to that party, Susana.

Listen, you’re giving this opportunity into the music industry…

How come you’re not going?

- Why don’t we do this? - I said no.

- Listen. - No, just one thing.

- You go change. I’m gonna call Janice… - Listen, Milagros. You listening?

You don’t understand, I’m not a kid anymore!

- But I don’t… - I am totally serious, I’m growing up.

I swear I am feeling it!

I don’t feel anymore like being…

…drunk all day, tripping on molly… No.

No. So what?

It’s Friday and here I am, in pjs. Girl, please!

Look at me. Here, growing up.

Well, I only think that…

…if you’re not going, you’re gonna regret it big time.

- Like a lot. - No.

- Did you use the spray? - No.

I’m gonna put some on you, with so many mosquitos…

It’s so gross…

I know, girl, but they gonna suck you dry.

- Oh my god! I had such a day…

Did it get in your mouth?

Cute tats, right?

- What does it mean? - Learn.

Oh, so beautiful! We have to learn many things in this life.

Every day, a new thing.

- You’re being super weird too. - Yes.

- Ok. - Ok.

Well, I’m going to bed…

…tomorrow will be another day, if God wills.

Inflection, interaction.

"My soul proclaims the greatness of the Lord

He looks on His servant in her lowliness,

henceforth all ages will call me blessed,

filling the hungry with good things.

The almighty has done great things for me.

- My soul proclaims the greatness of the Lord! - Yeah, proclaim, proclaim…

María!

María?

María!

Susana!

Bernarda!

- [Milagros] Help, Bernarda! - [Bernarda] Coming!

- [Milagros] The girl, no! - [Bernarda] Calm down!

Coming, come on.

Bernarda, the kid!

- What’s going on? - She doesn’t breath! María!

- Are you ok? - Don’t be all over her! A break!

- Are you ok? - Calm down!

Get off her!

A minute! Are you ok?

- You scared me, fuck! - María, daughter…

You really scared me! I came here and…

- …she was on the floor! - You were scared!

- No. She wasn’t moving. - I’m okay!

- Are you ok? - She’s ok!

She likes to sleep on the floor like those hippies! That’s it!

How’s our thing, María?

What is your thing?

- What is going on? - Your thing?

She wasn’t moving!

- Calm down, it’s over. - María, and she…

- Milagros! - I checked the pulse…

- …and I couldn’t find it. - Milagros!

The girl has been with God!

She is privileged! That’s what’s going on!

María!

María, daughter, you don’t have to be ashamed.

- What did the Lord say to you? - Mother!

Like what did he say to you? What lord?

- A minute, a minute. - What lord are we taking about?

- A moment. - Mother, I told you...

something was wrong with this girl.

But how was I supposed to know what was going on?

- Shut up already, Milagros! - You shut up too, ok?

Please, I am begging you!

Talk, daughter, talk.

- Talk already, girl! Excuse me. - Okay! Yes!

God is visiting me!

That’s it, I said it. Thanks, mother, for your discretion.

- Thanks so much! - [Sus] But, Maria…

- …God, our Lord? - Who else?

- So? - Nothing, he came to me again.

I was super focused, I swear.

I went on my knees and I prayed.

Very good! Very good!

So?

He laughed at my face!

He laughed at you?

Yes, he laughed and then took off. Like that.

It’s not a one day thing. Sometimes, it takes a lot of praying time

- until you get to Him. - No!

On top of that, I feel like he’s waiting for me to do something.

But I don’t know what! You know?

I’m an idiot!

I really thought God was in love with me?

- What? - Truly.

I’m so dumb!

- You have to keep trying, daughter. - I said no.

- María! - Susana Romero, please.

Can I talk to my friend? Please!

- María... - This is bigger than Fátima.

This is bigger than Lourdes.

Please! I wanna be alone!

- Ok. - Ok, daughter.

Gonna take that phone and call the Vatican!

Would you please shut up? Could you leave me alone? Can’t you see me?

Wait.

Let’s see, Susana Romero...

- María... - Get out right now.

- Listen. - Susana Romero!

Out of the cabin!

This is my cabin, ma’am!

Out of the congregation cabin, right now!

Ma’am!

Unbelievable!

And don’t call me ma’am!

It’s Mother Bernarda, you terrorist!

- Milagros. - María.

- Get out, leave her. - Well, I’ll go.

Come on.

- Mother... - What?

- We should speak with the Vatican like now. - Call them!

- Me? Are you authorizing me? - Make the phone call!

- I’ll fly! - Go get the international code!

María, we are alone now, daughter.

María.

Hello. Vatican?

Yes, look.

I am calling on behalf of mother Bernarda de los Arcos

and I need, urgently, to speak to the Pope.

Pope? Hey listen to me!

Look. God…

…is present, right now, here. In Spain.

Hello.

Hello? Ma’am?

When you haven’t had the chance

and your glasses get foggy.

- You didn’t go? - I didn’t want to!

When we are honest,

Get out of my face!

Then we start walking.

- Fuck this shit. Fuck you! - Fuck you in the ass!

Milagros!

Hello, Milagritos!

Oh wow, Carlos! How come so early?

1254’ 01:19:13,870... > 01:19:15,830 Oh god! This is super empty, isn’t it? So sad!

All the girls are gone to Palazuelos del Eresma.

- And what are you doing here? - I just stayed.

Why?

- Stuff. - If you had to…

Alright, Margarita.

Let’s go.

♪ Let’s set up a zip line ♪

Are you setting the zip line already?

Yeah. Sister Paquita called, she’s injured.

- Yep, again. - How come she’s injured, poor woman?

- Kayaking. - What?

A strong current flipped her over. They found them 6 miles away.

She told me to set it up, she’ll be here tomorrow for the opening.

Oh my god! She’s so obsessed with zip-linning!

Those things are addictive, right?

So she said tomorrow?

- Yeah, tomorrow. - Tomorrow.

It’s tight, but I’ll make it!

- And what about you? - Huh?

All alone, like a queen.

You have to be so relaxed.

Yeah, totally.

Lots of relax.

Sure. Let me tell you something.

Relax is over,

Carlos is here and look,

I’m gonna turn this Camp…

- …upside down! - Oh my god!

I’m gonna install this zip line, look, from here…

- …to like past the river. - Oh, the river…

Over the river,

over the cabin,

over those trees, it will finish over there!

We gonna shoot those girls out, like arrows.

[Milagros] May I?

I brought a little snack, María.

- Look what I brought. - I don’t want it. Thank you.

How was your night?

Bad.

He didn’t come?

No.

María,

I don’t like to see you like that.

I’m really broken.

[Milagros] Plus, it’s not worth it, honey.

Why are you saying that?

Do you think he’s coming back?

Well, how would I know?

- Yup. - What I mean is…

…I’ve been thinking

and I think it is best if he doesn’t show up now.

Why are you saying that?

María, because I’m looking at you.

Look, you know what?

When you are this young,

it’s like

all the life stuff, in general,

we experience things

like very intense. You know, María?

- But… - No, listen to me.

Sometimes, you only want to stop doubting about things

and say:

Done! I’m out!

But then the time goes by, you look back and think:

“Maybe I was just wrong“

[María] Hey, Milagros, it’s nothing like that.

Honestly.

He choosed me.

And I wanted to be with Him and that’s all.

Know what? Maybe you think you do,

but you don’t know what you want in this life.

- I do! - No, really.

I know what I want, Milagros.

I really know.

Okay, but do you know...

…what does he want from you, María?

No.

[Milagros] Do you know what is coming next after all this, María?

It’s not easy. I am telling you.

I know.

The only thing I wanna tell you, María,

is that I think you should stop all of this right now.

Okay? Stop, daughter.

[Milagros] And use your head.

- [Milagros] Because… - What?

Your friend, Susana,

- she’s always around. - What were you saying to her?

- Huh? - What were you talking? What about?

- [Milagros] Me? - [Sus] Yes.

[Milagros] Well, that I…

…I was telling her what I think

is best for her, Susana.

And how do you know?

What?

Do you know who are you talking to?

Do you know that we don’t think…

…we don’t stop, we don’t reflect, and we don’t stop trying?

Oh my god!

Milagros, have you ever been in love?

Susana?

No, I am really asking you. Have you ever?

You are so in love...

that you just can’t stop thinking about that someone?

- Susana Romero! Susana! - You haven’t right?

Have you? Well I have.

And it’s like I can’t stop thinking about you.

And if someone told me now that I am confused,

that I need to stop and use my fucking head,

I would say fuck it!

Okay? Just because.

Yes, against all odds,

me, Susana Romero, I’m a dyke, and I’m in love with a nun.

So my best friend is in love with god?

Well, whatever works for everybody!

María.

But it’s…

I’m not gonna let anyone bring my friend or myself down.

Alright?

Do you remember the title of our hit single?

We do it and we’ll see

It’s not like:

“I’m not doing it, just in case, because I shat my pants“,

or like “I’m doing it just like a little bit“.

No, no! No! We just do it,

we try and if it goes wrong…

…whatever! But at least we tried!

- Right? - No.

Do you know what I wanna do now?

I would go and kiss you, but I am not going to.

Fuck it! I’m going to.

Susana.

What’s wrong, Milagros?

Do you think that was impulsive? That she could’ve thought about it?

María...

I’m sorry, but I am not like that!

[María] I am brave.

I’ve always been brave.

And we are Suma Latina.

I am so happy I came to this camp.

- [María] Me too! - [Sus] Now, please, go.

- Dude, that was bananas. - I know.

Oh god!

- Sus, that was insane! - I know, I know.

- You are insane. You have a crush on God, damn! - Hey!

Oh!

Are you gonna tell me what’s going on?

Please, tell me!

Say something. What is it? God visited you and then he stopped?

Is that it?

- Yes. - Ok, good. Why? What did you do?

Nothing, I just prayed.

Well, that’s good, isn’t it?

- He’s like God. - I don’t know.

What prayer was that?

Can I read it to you?

Sure!

Look, I said:

"My soul proclaims the greatness of the Lord,

my spirit rejoices in God, my Saviour,

for He looks on His servant in her lowliness".

That’s crazy!

It’s awful!

It’s a little crazy! Dude, I really don’t know!

But wait, who taught you that?

Dude, it was Bernarda.

She said I had to get on my knees

and say that prayer. And I did…

You should’ve seen Him.

Couldn’t stop laughing!

But man, He came,

you prayed, and then He laughed at your face?

Yes, dude.

I don’t get it, María!

When you see Him, does he speak? What does He do? What does he look like?

He just sing songs to me.

- He sings? - Yes.

- Like church songs? - No!

No, man! Whitney Houston songs.

I swear.

Are you serious?

You’re telling me God comes visit you

just to sing Whitney Houston songs,

and then you go and pray?

María, do you remember all that drama

with Tiago, because he didn’t like you?

Remember how sad you were?

So what did you do to make him notice you?

María!

- What? - Did you pray?

- No. - No! No!

Did you get on your knees?

Well, that, yes. Like later.

Dude, stop it…

He heard that? No He didn’t. What did you do?

- I don’t know. - Come on, what did we do?

What did we do?

What did we do?

No. That?

- Hail Mary, full of grace. - Conceived without sin.

How’s the girl?

She’s better that expected, mother.

Did He come?

Carlos, yes. He’s installing the zip-line.

The Lord! If he came to see María.

Oh, no.

He’s not here yet, mother.

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed by Thy name...

- Bernarda! - What?

I’m leaving. This didn’t…

…turned out right for me…

…I wanna see if I can do other stuff with my life.

But what are you talking about, Milagros?

Daughter, what is going on in this Camp?

Mother,

It’s not…

It’s not the camp, mother. It’s…

- …I’ve been kissed now… - By who? Was it him?

- No, not The Lord… - The zip-line guy, I mean.

- Carlos? - Than one.

Yeah, I think I had enough already…

Then, who?

Who?

Susana Romero.

Susana Romero?

Susana Romero. What?

- Susana Romero... - Yeah, I know! That terrorist!

Susana Romero here?

Here?

She didn’t really use her ton…

Ugh, shut up! Shush!

Three days here and when I thought I saw it all…

- Well… - Come on, come on.

…so Susana Romero kissed you.

The Lord is just mocking the other girl.

You leaving now. Tomorrow the nuns come back from Palazuelos.

25 girls just for myself.

Mother, you know what?

Don’t worry at all about those girls.

You’ll see it when you meet them,

my girls…

…are so sweet, mother.

They’re gonna miss you a lot.

- Me too. - Me too.

Milagros? Oh, Milagros!

He’s here!

Who? The Lord?

- Yes, my lord. Come on! - Where is He?

What?

- Where? - There! Look, there!

Who is that?

That’s Carlos, the zip-line guy, mother.

- Are you kidding me, Janice! - Why?

He’s my man, he finally arrived. Plus, he loves dancing.

So he’s learning salsa with me!

Janice! Come on woman, I’m really nervous. I wanna warm up.

Coming! Well.

Come on!

Milagros, thank you.

To me? Why?

You prayed for me. You asked for a man.

- And there he is. - Come on, have fun!

Oh yeah, we will! See you tomorrow!

- Night, mother. - Good night!

- Good night, Milagros. - Good night.

I want all the girls on the zip-line tomorrow.

- No, no! - What? You promised me!

- I take it back now. - Look.

Look.

Half spin, half moon.

Janice and Carlos. What a couple!

Music makes miracles, mother.

That’s it.

Music makes miracles, Milagros.

Miracles…

Oh, Milagros! I just get it now!

Oh, Milagros! Music!

What do we do? We start now? Do we wait until He’s here? Or what?

Like we should wait, right?

- Yes? - Yes.

Okay.

- Where do we look at? - There.

Oh!

So he usually comes at this time? Depends on the day? Depends on what?

Yeah, around this time, kinda.

Ok, ready.

What if he doesn’t come, then what?

- María. - What?

- He’s coming! - Okay.

He’s gonna show up. Do you trust?

- I do, I do. - There is no option!

Uh, I almost killed myself!

When he’s here, am I gonna see Him?

Or is it gonna be just like you talking to yourself like you’re cray?

- Is there like a light? - Susana! Stop it!

You’re freaking me out!

- Ok. Sorry. What now? - Well…

- We just do it. - We just do it.

Play the music.

María Casado, I am so sorry. I haven’t been the best adviser.

I love Whitney Houston, she drives me crazy.

But what’s up with that costume? Is that from Harry Potter?

Look, Bernarda. Sit over there.

- Sit down and wish me luck, ok? - Over there?

[María] Yes.

Romero! Susana Romero!

You look so pretty, Milagros!

Thank you.

You too.

- Come on, Sus! - Come on, vamos!

[María] Let’s go.

Ladies and gentlemen, with all of you…

Suma Latina!

♪ Move your hips the race is on ♪

♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪

I told you before!

♪ Look how I flip my hair in the wind ♪

♪ We came to dance ♪

♪ Uh papi oh I’m crazy ♪

♪ Just with ♪

♪ touching your mouth ♪

- Sus, it’s not working! - Trust! Trust!

♪ We do it and we’ll see ♪

♪ And then you’ll say that this is just a game ♪

♪ I’m dying to show you all I got ♪

He’s not coming!

Wait for Him!

♪ Four corners to my bed

♪ Four studs watch over me ♪

♪ I close my eyes and shout your name ♪

♪ If you dance so well all night long ♪

Fuck me!

What?

- No, no. - You, you go.

Ok, go.

Fuck my life. This is crazy!

♪ I surrender to the rhythm of the night ♪

♪ If you want me I’ll get into your car ♪

♪ We do it, and we’ll see ♪

♪ And then you will say that this is just a game ♪

♪ I’m dying to give all I got ♪

- Fuck this shit! - Come on!

- Fuck, dude! I love you! - I love you.

- Love you. - Thanks.

Uau!

Susana, María!

Stop if you’re seeing that!

Susana! Stop!

Susana!

That was just too much!

- Is this for real? - Yes, it is!

Ok, ok!

- María! - Shh!

- María! Sing, sing! - Yes, yes!

Fuck! Like that! Do it! Sing!

María!

A moment, please.

María, go.

Run, go!

María!

I love you, okay?

I love you, I love you…

María.