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My name is Ting

I'm fat, so I look honest

And people take advantage of me

To ease my frustrations

I vent my anger on the punching bags

Before I go back to work, all smiles Heartless boss

Giving me such a small pay rise!

I chop, chop

All men under $3,000 a month unite

Down with capitalism and landlordism

I've lived here for so long

I won't move

I want to get married & win in horse-racing

I chop, chop

Kill, kill

Chop, chop

Time to go to work again

Lie down

Luckily my navel is deep

I had an employee with a deeper one

Really? Can his navel hide a diamond?

Why not bring him back?

I tried to put in a stone once

But his navel almost turned over

The feet get stuck

Hurry up

All because you're under-nourished?

Show it to others

Take him away through another staircase

I'll wait below after getting my car

Be careful

Don't move

Don't move

Don't

Where's the key? Show me

It's lost

Where's the key?

The key? I don't know

Show me or I'll kill you Don't!

Just chop off his arm

Okay

Chop off his arm

Come on. A worst you'll get 10 years

The key's inside his shoe

Take off your shoe

Don't, buddy

Outrageous!

Stop thief! Are you alright?

Hell with you

Not me fault Thief!

Not my fault

How did the thugs know your direction?

Not my fault. I didn't do it

What's your name?

My last name's Ting

You name, sir?

Divine Dick

Hello, Mr. Dick

I'm a detective

My last name's Big Detective Wang

Big Detective Wang

You're suspected of being a mole

A mole? I'm well-known for my honesty

I lost my foot hair because of the company

What have you got against me?

My intuition

I must see my lawyer

Have you got a lawyer?

My boss's lawyer

Will he trust you?

Yes, very much

He's suspicious of you

Is he?

This is only a routine interrogation

Be present whenever you're required. Understand?

Only a small pay rise after these years

And there's no promotion. I risked my life

And you accuse me of conspiracy

Well. I'd rather be hanged for a sheep

I'll get $800,000 out of you

So be punctual?

We'd feel small eating in this restaurant

It's a deluxe one

Can we afford the bill?

I'll be the host. I'll order something costly

Keep calm

Let's commemorate today

Today?

Yes, it's a memorable day

I'll get love & bread when I earn money

With love & bread, I'll have a cake

Well, on our wedding day

I'll buy you the biggest cake from St Anna

Then I'll need a big fridge

Then I'll need a big kitchen

Then I'll need 2 amahs

Then I'll get a driver

Do you want to leave me?

Yes

It doesn't pay to fight then

I know I'm poor

But I'd rather not part under such sad circumstances

Well, you pay for this

Okay

I'd eaten while I waited. Excuse me

Goodbye. Take care

Take care

Get me something of high quality

Okay

Li, Li

Don't ever leave me

Keep cool in such a respectable place

Yes, I know I can't afford the bill

Sorry

Are you new here?

Yes

Only a small pay rise, I'll charge you $800,000

You're miserly, I'll charge you $900,000

You suspect me, I'll charge you $1M

See how you'll end up

$1 million?

You had 3 wrong deliveries & 2 late arrivals

I'll deduct your pay on payday

The cashier's out for lunch. Go and see

Okay

Okay

Has a rich man the right to be tyrannical?

I'll pay you back in the same coin

When I'm rich

Ready, take off

You're by nature miserly

Let me do charity for you. Your jewelry

Come on, quick!

Yes, yes

Hurry up!

Show me

Excuse me. Bye-bye

Take off

Take it, poor colleague Take it

Poor colleague, take it

It's Yours

Wake up

Take it

Deduct the expenses for the carpet

Clean them one by one

Outrageous

I'll hurl money at you when I'm rich

Money, money, money. Everybody wants money

Time, time, time

Address, address

Isn't he the one who griped at the toilet?

Time, time, time

Money, address and time

Notify me when the Middle East grou arrives

Well, that's all

Take me to Central

We'll have supper tonight Okay, bye-bye

How's your mammy?

She's fine

Have you got enough money?

Yes. How have you been doing?

I'm old and senile

The nurse will take your blood pressure

Please hang on

Wait till I return

Sit over there, will you?

I won't criticize your folks

But each time you come, your daddy's sick

Either high blood pressure or a weak heart

So you'd better come back less often

Daddy told me to come and see him

Well, I forgot your birthday

Take this for your birthday gift

No

Take it

I won't take it

Well

I'll tell the driver to take you home

The air conditioning is cold. Wear more

Put it on or just leave it in the car

Bye-bye

Don't be nervous

Get the hawkers

Cops!

Cops! Run quickly!

Make way

Stop!

Stop!

Stop!

Stay where you are!

Get hold of him

Stop!

Halt!

Still trying to run?

Stay where you are

Don't run!

Don't, sir!

Don't

Stop!

What are you doing?

A jackpot

No? Let's settle for less

Don't chase the burlies, only those old women

Follow me

Kidnapping

Kidnapping? Go home for dinner

I won't eat Go home

I won't

Hello, Mr. Chou

Who are you?

Never mind, your wife's now in my hands

What?

Give me $800,000 if you want her back

Otherwise, don't blame me if

Anything happens to her

Wrong number, sir. My wife's in office

Don't stall for time

I must go to work now. I'll call you again

Fat Ting

Mrs. Chou

What a coincidence

I came immediately I went out

Mrs. Chou, it was only for fun

Don't ever tell it to your husband

I know, I know what you've been up to

You do?

No more nonsense

After making delivery to Regent...

I must go to work now

Go now, or I'll tell Mr. Chou

Impossible!

Why is she out?

Who set her free?

Why didn't she arrest me?

Who's it?

Are you Mr. Ting?

Who you want to speak to?

Never mind, listen

The person you abducted is now here

What's so funny?

What a big liar

You must be kidding

I didn't kidnap anybody

Anyway, the victim is now back

Don't delight

Take a look at the wardrobe

See if her dirty black shoe is still there

How come?

I was still with her in a hotel

Right, stop dreaming now

Would a pretty, young virgin do that?

You must be mistaken, sir

It was a middle-aged woman

Did I abduct the wrong person?

Wrong number. Forget it

Well, is this 3-69277272?

Right, but there's no such person

I must have been on a fool's errand

Pal, you have my sympathy

So much the worse for me

See how you'll suffer

Don't take me for a nobody

When I sneeze, I shake the whole district

Who are you?

Why did you abduct without identifying me?

The man I replaced made the mistake

What? How much did you pay me?

Not yet fixed

It's going to be a losing business

Why?

I'm...

What?

Frankly, I'm his illegitimate daughter

I've been a resident in the USA

My auntie won't recognize me

I came to see my daddy only because he's sick

Understand?

Let me go now

Let me go at once

Who suggested calling the police?

I did

It's the right thing to do

Mr. Chou, when did you verify that

Your daughter was abducted, not your wife?

She promised to wait for my call but

There was no answer when I called her hotel

This alone can hardly prove she was abducted

That kidnapper demands $800,000

What? Is that bitch worth so much?

It's up to me to say

She came to Hong Kong herself

What a jinx she is

Oxygen, oxygen

See if he is alright

Who you want to acting now

Well, stop acting now

You've abducted the wrong person

The victim is not the proprietress

It's her husband's illegitimate daughter

I don't know what you said

Piao, Piao

Bad

Please co-operate

Shut up, or I'll beat you up

Quiet! It's bad for the throat This way you won't hurt the throat

Piao

Piao

Take back the letters and the key

I'd have left you myself

Because I'm in love with a blind girl

Why...

Love is blind

Is she really blind?

She lost her virginity & money to a man

And indulged herself in drinking

She hurt her head and fainted when drunk

When she came to, she lost her sight

You know I'm a sympathetic man

I inspired her and encouraged her

And taught her gesticulation

Can a blind person do that?

Sorry, it was only a slip of the tongue

I taught her massage

No, I taught her blind touching

I taught her how to feel too

Soon she becomes highly sensitive

Ling, I wish I was blink too

But if I was, no one would bathe you

She's highly excited

Because she's just lost her sight

Ling, don't! you'll make me sad

Ling

Well, I must go. I won't bother you

Come to me whenever you need anything

I will

Li, I want to keep this a secret

I know. I'll keep it a secret

Which bastard did that?

Eat

Eat

What's the matter with you?

You act as if you were drugged & raped

I didn't even touch you

I feel terrible with a high fever

Take me to a hospital

I'll dial 999 for you

No, don't call an ambulance

You're alright. You're only acting

If I died, you'd be accused of murder

Send for a doctor at once

Wait, I'll send for a doctor, but

Promise you'll play a blind girl

If anything happens, I'll bump off the doctor

I'd rather be a doctor myself

Doctor, take care

Darling, the doctor's here

Remember to play a blind girl

Take care

Where's the patient?

Over there

Darling, keep cool

Why are you all tied up?

Darling, keep cool

She just had an eye surgery

I had to stop her from doing anything foolish

Don't worry. You're going to be alright

Darling, keep cool

What's ailing you?

I feel pain all over

Darling, keep cool you're alright

With his prescription, you'll be alright

Darling, keep cool

Why are you imitating me?

We must all keep cool

Roll up, I'll feel your pulse

I can't do that in his presence

Please go out

Don't worry, we're an old married couple

Go out first. I'm in a hurry

Okay

I'll wait for you outside

Doctor, frankly, I'm not ill

I was kidnapped. Call the police

What? He's watching outside

Let's take an injection

Then call the police

So you fooled me. Get an injection

Try that again, and I'll stab you

Do that again, and I'll kill myself

Don't cry. I'll cook something for you

Why don't you become a cook?

Not everyone can be a cook

You're verile. Why don't you do stud service?

I'm not a thug. I'm a dealer

I deal in you

If I get more, you're good quality

If I get less, you're cheap

What if you get nothing?

Shoddy stuff. Normally I dump them to the sea

No wonder they all said this to me

If you wear a bitch, we'd suffer

None of your men is good

They're all university graduates

I'll get in touch with Headquarters

Don't run, or I'll drown you to death

Who's it?

Mr. Ting, is the photo okay?

What do you want?

Call Mr. Chou to get me some pocket money

The cargo's here. Contact the buyer yourself

You'd better do that

With a good seller, I don't have to take the risk

Personal attention is always better

Don't fight unless you're sure of win

Right, be my subcontractor

I'll charge you $1 million

$1 million? I only have $800,000

Only $800,000?

Well, tell the buyer the price has gone up

No, I quit

There's instant photo finishing & police around

And Mr. Chou's office is upstairs. Think it over

Mr. Chou, it's me

I've $800,000 ready. How you ant to get it?

Wait, Mr. Chou, it's about the price

You want to raise it?

The source of supply has raised it. Sorry

What?

I want $1.5million now

Almost double the original price?

Pay him

Is my daughter alright?

I must make sure

Wait for my call and instructions tomorrow

I'm already old and senile

Get a close friend to help you

A good stayer who can walk a long distance

How's it?

Are you paying him cash?

Yes

Don't

Leave me alone

Now they care & are ready to redeem you

With money you can eat

If I can't see, I won't eat

Sorry

If I die of hunger you'll got nothing

You promised to let me see

Where are you?

Where are you?

Who are you?

Where's everybody?

Big brother wants me to watch you

You're...

They admitted me to protect me form bullying

What's your name?

Moron Hao

Moron Hao

Am I beautiful?

Yes, yes

You want to kiss me?

Yes, yes

Come here

Come, come

Listen

After kissing me, take me out in your arms

I won't

Kiss me. I want you to kiss me

Take me out in your arms

Encore

Hold me

Hold, hold

Hell with you

You kissed me yourself

Mr. Ting, how's our plan?

Remember to proceed according to my plan

Tell the money bearer to walk hours

Till he's worn out and can't keep up

Keep $1 M for yourself, and the balance is mine

Everyone will get a share. Remember my A/C number?

Stop muttering nonsense over the phone

What's it?

That boss is furious. You're in trouble

The boss wants me. Call me any time

Sit down

Am I nice to you? Yes, yes

How are you going to repay me?

I was under duress

None knows my wife better than myself

It's alright, boss

Is she mistreating you?

I was in bad health & didn't attend business

Now it's different

Pay a ransom for my abducted daughter

I can't

I promise you'll be rewarded

I'll give you a pay rise of $500

Worry, boss

I'm bungling and have a bad memory

I even make mistakes in dialing

The police told me to do it this way

And you're may best choice

Sorry

You want to talk to Sergeant Wang?

No, I'll go

Mr. Ting, what did the boss want from you?

Let's make it simple

Cash on delivery at the telephone booth

It's more clean-cut this way

The police can easily get hold of me

Buddy, you don't understand

Why not?

The boss wants me to pay the ransom

You may suspect me of double-crossing

And conspire with the police to arrest me

I won't

Don't do that, as you said

Let me think of other ways to collect

I've decided to wait at Ocean Park at 6 am

Why does that bastard know me so well?

I love you and you love me

We're ready to do anything for each other

The trouble is...

Guess who I am?

Chen-pao

Durian

So we've finished primary school so soon

We can be together in Form 1

Let's go out for fun

Mr. Ting, feel hot?

Stop teasing me. I'm worn out

No headache?

Go and take the speedboat, the Ferris wheel

The roller coaster and the pirate

Then wait for me at the Ta Shun Bay Phone Booth

My chicken legs have been pickled for 1 night

Never mind. I take them this morning

I'll pay for them

You can't buy me with money

Sorry, I'm busy. Excuse me

Sorry

Listen, I'll send a helicopter in 10 seconds

Hang the money on it

Helicopter?

My clothes

Money, money What's the matter with you?

I want to save money for the Company

They're counterfeit notes

Counterfeit notes?

Let's go

Counterfeits?

Last time you were robbed

Now you're breaking the helicopter

Not my fault Don't talk back

Pack up and go to the grinding mill

Why did you use counterfeit notes?

The police ordered me to do that

From now on, keep away from my daughter

Go now

Mr. Ting, where are you going?

I got fired

Got fired?

Where's the Freight Department?

Downstairs, the room at the end of the godown

I'll tell the operator to change the extension number

Thank you Don't mention it

I got fired

I got fired after working scores of years

Mr. Ting, why is the extension changed?

Trying to avoid me? What monkey business

Now I got fired

But don't delight. Those are counterfeit notes

Counterfeit notes? Outrageous

I'll chop her ear & you send it to them

You cost me my job. I quit

What? Don't make a scene

We've all got involved. We can't stay out

Buddy, be reasonable

It has flopped

Now take it for a nightmare

Nonsense. Don't take me for a sucker

Listen, I'm noted for my hooliganism

I can shake the whole district

And rock the whole of Hong Kong

Well, be tougher

What?

Be tougher

What?

Why are you quiet?

Be tougher

What? Four Eyes

You can't get out of my palm

I'm watching you around the corner

Think it over. You'll suffer

I know your background well

But you're in the dark about me

Turn around and see

What?

Take a look at me

Are you laughing?

Yes, I am

Turn around and take a look

Outrageous! You bastard

You abducted and made mess of me

Now we've all got involved

Let's cling together

If we stick together, we have a chance

The hostage is still with me

The game's not yet over

How do I know your background?

Where are your parents?

They're all dead

Take care, or you'll become an orphan

Right

I had foster parents

But was later expelled

Why?

A man came to see my foster mammy

I sang a song when my foster daddy was back

And was expelled by her

What did you sing?

Someone comes to see mammy when daddy's out

Mammy tells him to stay but sends me away

It was your fault

If you're sincere, take me to see your hostage

Okay, let's go

Let's go

This way

This is our Consortium's Chairman

We meant to kidnap your ma but abducted you by mistake

I'm worthless, as I told you

Right, they only used counterfeit notes

We're giving your daddy a last chance

If he doesn't pay, we'll chop off

Your organs for transplantation

Make believe you're crying in pain

Otherwise, I'll hit you to make you do that

Come on

Chairman, I'll give her something to eat

Don't

Act like you're being persecuted. Scream!

Scream!

Come on, or you can't get free

Scream!

Are you hungry now? Scream again

How?

Imagine you're being scalded

Not so loud. It doesn't sound like it

Come here. Executive Director

Don't boss her, I warn you

What? It's only acting

I'll hit you now. Tell her what to do

Damn, damn!

What's wrong?

I can bear with it

Can you?

It hurts badly

It doesn't sound like real crying

Let me demonstrate

Listen, scream till you touch his heart

Do it step by step

Now the beginning

Now the end

Does it sound like it?

Is the acting okay?

Sounds like a voluptuous woman in bed

Would she last so long like I do?

Stop that! You may blind my eyes

Let me see again and I'll scream

Okay

Don't do it now

Scream now

Chairman, play tough in a minute

So we're coming to terms

Chance has brought us together

Your voice seems to be muffled

Is it? Stay there

Are you acting?

No

Why are you walking around with masks on?

We were playing a game

To see who'd be the dummy

I.D. card

Yes, yes

I forgot to bring it

Where do you live?

Up above

Take us up to see

He was a good pupil, sir

Yes

He's honest Right

I suspect that...

Go up with us and see

Go up Get going

Don't play tricks, I warn you

Have we arrived? Where do you live?

Up above

I'm coming down for shopping, sir

Fire! Fire! What's it?

A fire at my home

My home's on fire, sir

Fire, fire!

Next time remember to bring you l.D. card

Fire!

Calling headquarters

Calling headquarters

Where's the fire?

2nd floor, next door

Out of the way. Fire

Get going. It's not your home

I must go and rescue this girl

Make way

The police are here

I don't care. Go away

Run! Fire!

Don't go up. It's burning

Help, help!

Are you alright?

Sorry

Help, help

Sorry

Can I help you?

It's alright. Don't touch her Why?

She's a leper

Are you sure? Don't touch her The ambulance's here

Hurry up

The stretcher's over here

Hurry up

What are you doing, buddy? Help!

Don't be in the way Don't lie here

I'll go to see a doctor myself Out of my way

What's it, buddy?

I'm alright

Don't die

My mammy's upstairs Mammy, mammy

Buddy, where are you going?

Never mind. Come to my home

Easy, easy

Let me bathe her

No

You do it yourself

No

Let's do it together

No

Bathe her yourself

No, no

We mustn't take advantage of her

Don't think I'm that bad

It's not kidnapping, it's business

We must serve to get business

Are you out of your mind?

Time's running out. I must make a call

Now who'll lift her?

Let's do it together Come on

Which of you saved me, please?

They're out for snacks

There are only two of you

If I'm valuable, you won't suffer

You don't know who rescued you?

I did. I played that doctor

Please stay out of the bed

People my see it

Never mind. Service is our motto

We also help people bathe

No need

Never mind. Think it over

Go out

A girl so dirty must take a bath

Make a phone call

Later. Keep them waiting

Take a bath first

You do it. I'll get some sleep

Who'll take the durian?

It has a strong durian smell

Time to call

You dared to use fake money on me

What?

Taking me for a sucker?

What did you say?

What else have you to say?

I've sent away the police. Let's talk

I want $3 million, no less, or...

Daddy, they're beastly

Daddy, come to my rescue

Help him in

Daddy, come to my rescue

Hear that?

What are you going to do?

Who are you? Where's Mr. Chou?

He's in bed. I'm now in charge

How do you want the money paid?

Above the knee is the thigh

What?

Pay her $1 and have her come back by bus

What? You must be joking

Kill her then

Sister, brother-in-law has collapsed. Call a doctor

Let's get a lawyer together

I told you to kill her

She wants us to kill her

I already told you to kill her

How's it going?

Is that your daddy?

Your foster mammy wants us to kill you

I know you won't do it

We'll let you go tomorrow, but...

Don't worry. I won't identify you

I'll forget what has happened

Don't go back to your stepmother

Now we've flopped. The expenses...

Carpet, carriage, expenses are here

Let's bear them 50-50

I've supported her for several days too

I must deduct the food expenses

What a flop

In fact, I'm not so greedy. I only want my cut

And give the rest to the Community Chest

So great?

Yes

Did you mean to molest her?

Any man has wishful thinking

Don't let your imagination carry you too far

And don't keep close in office or...

I'll act like I don't know you

What about the legacy if Mr. Chou should die?

What would be my cut?

If he dies. Mrs. Chou and their only daughter Jo

Will get an equal share

Isn't that too unfair?

Is that fair?

If anything happens to Jo

His assets will go to the Community Chest

Why? Why?

He made the will on ago

Excuse me

Take me to the press

Eat

The last case is still pending. Now...

Have I ever cherished such a thought?

Don't deny. You can be accused of indecency

Swan's meat is not for a toad

Eat, swan

Eat, toad

What?

Look

An ad for a missing daughter Jo

Since you left home, father has been critically ill

Please come back

Anyone knowing her whereabouts

Please call. A big reward is offered

We're lucky

This time we're lucky

Who's it?

Bad

Detective Wang's here

What now, Mr. Wang? Go into hiding

Where?

The sandbag? How?

Sandbag

Quiet, or I'll chop you Go and answer it

Hurry up

Sir

What took you so long?

Why are you sweaty?

Never mind

Last time your boss framed you

It's all over now

So you kidnapped his daughter

I didn't

I'm cruel to kidnappers

It's the right thing to do

If I down who the kidnapper is

I'll tear him to pieces

And he'll become a cripple when going to Court

Watch out, buddy

Tell me, who's the suspect?

I'll offer you a reward

Sure, sure

Think it over. Bye

Calm down, Calm down

Hurry up

Mrs. Chou, it's me

It's okay, sir

You asked for $3 million, sir. It's OK

Okay?

Yes, yes

I can't live without my daughter

When are you going to set her free?

Any time, but...

Are you not satisfied?

If not, make it $4 million

$4 million?

Well, make it $5 million

$5 million?

Don't alert the police

Okay

OK

OK

OK

Go to the Flogpoles at Tsimshatsui Pier

Turn the telescope to 490 degrees

Mrs. Chou

I want no help from the police

And I'll pay in real money

I can't let the villains go free

Would you guarantee my daughter's safety?

The safety of the hostage is my motto

I'll pay the ransom in person

Detective Wang?

Just now I saw him carrying a bag of money

No wonder he turned me down

What now?

I've thought of another way

Don't be lazy. Keep busy

Smoke?

OK, OK, BOY

OK, BYE

Police?

No

What do you want?

I want the hostage to be safe

There's no guarantee here

How much?

It's expensive

The old price? Yes

Hurry up then

Come in

Sit down

What safe place will you put the hostage in?

In a prominent place of course

The safety of how many hostages?

One, but the hostage must be 100% safe

Anything else besides the hostage's safety?

You decide

Okay

Why is it necessary to undress?

You must, to ensure the hostage's safety

And you must stand pain. Crouch down

Okay, good idea

Your friend will recognize me the way I am

Where's the hostage?

The moment you go out, someone will tell you

Where's the hostage?

Behind you

Don't make fun of me. My time's running out

What's the matter with you?

Don't be cocky

Want to be an underworld member?

I'll transfer you to the Anti-Triad Unit

Mrs. Chou, last time you fooled us

You want the hostage or a corpse now?

Be at London Theatre entrance at noon

Tell the police nearby to have detective Wang

And your dummy to deliver the money

Check this phone call

YES, SIR

He wants our dummy to deliver the ransom

You're smart. Can you play smart?

Don't play a fool

Let's go

You

Me?

Go to the Manager's office

Excuse me, sir

You told me to play smart

You're oversmart

They want me to spent 1 night at the police

I'll act as panned

How?

Your I.D. card?

Why are you bringing your passport? Want to leave HK?

Mammy told me Hong Kong is not safe

I can leave any moment

Let me keep this

Remember, the simpler the better

Take care

How are you doing at Anti-Triad Unit?

Though I'm with CID

I get beaten now and then because

Of my indelible blemishes

And the same with my men

Now you're assigned for the jewelry blackmail case

If you err again, be ready for the underworld

YES, SIR

Stand by, all unites

Listen, it's noon now. Get near the banana stall

Each one eats 12 bananas

Without instructions, get near the traffic light

Make 3 different acts with 3 green lights

Come on

What are you doing?

Crazy

3 green lights, and there's no movement

When you see someone in white clothes black pants, ask him...

White clothes black pants, come on

Has your mammy returned home?

No

Don't you know our daddy is dead?

How do you know?

And the next?

Cry

White clothes black pants

White clothes black pants

No such a person

Your turn

Your turn

Go now

Me?

Go now

Get going

Has your mammy returned home?

What?

Don't you know your daddy is dead?

Just curse me. Okay?

Damn you

Right. Let him beat you

Don't stare

Never mind him. Pay attention to the telephone

Let's talk it over

Tramp

Detective Wang, please walk 20 steps

Put the money in the litter box at 1 & 1A bus stop

Count up to 5 and lift it up

Put it down at Park Concourse, then leave

The ground phone's out of order, sir. Can't check the origin

How come?

I don't know

Where are you men? Over, over

So many beggars?

Why are you tugging at me? Let go

Let me go

Quiet

Money?

Where are your men?

Is it an offence to be a beggar?

Where's the money?

With money, I don't have to be a beggar

Are you a real beggar? Your licence

Do beggars need licences?

Everybody in this street knows me

Where's the money?

What are you doing?

Where's the money?

Where's the money?

When broke, I'll go to Gobi

Well, I'm finished

I'm mistaken. I'm a stroller, a street sleeper

Where's the money?

He wounded me. I must see a doctor, sir

Go, go

Gobi. Remember Gobi?

Remember to bring a carcoat

Miss, we want to open a safe in a joint name

Good. Fill in this form

Stay where you are! Robbery!

Get over there

Over there

Stand aside

Stay there

Crouch down

Don't move Crouch down

Over there

Go over there

Fatty, show me

Show me

I have kidney trouble. This is my urine bag

Give it to him

Give it to me

Give it to him

Let's go

Don't follow them

I must get back the money They're armed

Out of the way

They're robbers

Transfer me to Gobi?

Stop!

Where are the robbers? Over there

Inside

Good, let's intercept him

Follow him Get in and follow him

Intercept him

After him

Don't run. Give me the money

Don't follow him

You're money-mad

Turn over a new leaf

Have you seen The Future Warriors?

Keep away or I'll hit you

Are you out of your mind?

Intercept him

Intercept him

Keep away. I'm not afraid of the height

Really?

I'm much taller than you. I'm not afraid

Well, let's die together

Come on

Value your life

Let's compete in height

Come here

Come and push me

If you don't, I'll push you

My money?

I don't know. They've taken it away

Those gems...

Fat Ting

How dare you take the money?

The public's hard-earned savings in a bank

You're heartless

You've let down your parents

You've let down the public

And you're doing me an injustice

I'll turn it over to the Government

Very hard, very hard

It's really hard to get back the money

A model citizen

Come and follow me

YES, SIR

Are you alright?

Yes

Intercept him

What are you doing?

From now on, I'll take personal charge

My daughter Jo from USA will help me

Please co-operate with her

Let me make the introduction

This is Jane

Chuan

Hello This is Mr. Chang

They two have done our company a big favor

And they've got this year's Model Citizen prize

He's Mr. Ting of Accounts Dept

Mr. Ting

How do you do?

This is Mr. Li of Transport Dept

Mr. Li

Sorry, my right hand is injured

Come here

You did badly

My position's shaky

I'll resign when the alarm's over

What about me?

Can't you do without me?

You'll get company in jail

Transport Dept

Moron Hao?

Who's it?

The boss's daughter

Last time you didn't have fun with me

Tell the Consortium Chairman to see me

About the future development plans

Stop trembling

No, it's the earthquake

I'm reliable, I won't expose you

Daddy said he'd promote you because you did well

Consortium Chairman

You're now Supervisor of the Business Dept

Moron Hao

Learn hard and you'll be a salesman to a Merchandiser

I'm joining your consortium as Chairman

Okay?

Welcome, welcome