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- Got my boy the little old
fashioned Wall Street look here.
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- Hey,!
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Woo! Go take on
the world now, son.
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- I'm liking that swoop.
- He's all yours now.
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- You look great.
How much is that?
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- 15.
- 15, okay.
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I'm so sorry, I-
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- This one's on the house.
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- Oh, thank you, thank
you so much. Thank him.
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- Ah, there you go little man.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- You have a good day.
- Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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- Quique,
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you know we can't be
giving away the shop
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like that the way things
are going right now.
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- Come on, Raf. What
else am I gonna do?
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- Yo. What's
Jorge he doing out there?
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- He's probably
looking for his brain.
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- Rafa,
Quique, what's popping?
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- Yo.
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- Oh, we'll do it again.
- Oh!
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- Jorge, man. How you feeling?
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You recovering from that
Cuz knockdown yesterday?
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- Yeah, that was nothing.
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That was just Cuz
playing around, man.
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- Yo, you gotta be
careful with that.
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You know Cuz don't play right.
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Yo, how's your grandmas doing?
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- So yeah,
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things ain't going so great
for me and her right now,
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so I was wondering if you
guys could use another set
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of hands around here,
you know?
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- You know your way
around a mopping a broom?
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- See, I was thinking more
like a greeter type situation,
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you know, like-
- Oh yeah?
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Yo, you think this is one
of them big box stores
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or something?
- Hey, Jorge,
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how if I give you 20 for the hat
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and we can see about
the rest later?
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- Ah Quique, I just got this.
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Nu-uh.
- Yo, Jorge.
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When's the last time you
had 20 cents in your pocket?
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And how could you afford a
bomb ass hat like that anyway?
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- Man, I found it in the street
outside the court.
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- 25, final offer.
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- Damn, Quique, what, are
you thirsty for this hat?
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- Nah, primo. I think this
belongs to one of our customers.
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Good for business.
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- Yo, put that shit away.
- 'Sup, ladies?
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Damn, full house
as usual, I see.
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Need to open up a
franchise or some shit.
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- Oh yo, yo.
- What you doing
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with that, man?
- Come on.
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- Hey yo, Fugly Bugly. What up?
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Passing the hat around
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to feed your old
witch grandmas again?
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Yo, little bitch, you
wanna make some real money?
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Need to get your back to
working for Cuz again.
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You know what? We'll
talk real business later.
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What the fuck?
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Kid'll look at these
fucking homo clowns,
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thinking they gonna act
just however they wanna act.
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Fucking
news flash, bitches.
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The world don't work like that.
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And this pride
bullshit? Proud of what?
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- So why would you or
anyone else give a rat's ass
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about who our customers
are fucking, huh?
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- Customers?
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Come on, man!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
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whoa, whoa, whoa, yo, yo!
- Come on!
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- Yo, what the fuck you say?
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- All right, all right, peoples,
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let's take this
smoke break outside.
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Come on.
- Out.
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- Don't be standing
in front of the store either.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Wouldn't wanna get in the
way of your customers.
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Out, out, out, out, out.
- Shit.
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Fucking bullshit,.
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I'll be back, Quiq.
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- Make it in, make
it in, make it in, Cuz!
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- Come on. Got this.
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Woo!
- Fuck. Come on Quiq!
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What's going on, Papi? Come on.
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Yo, pretty boy, stop
playing with your tits
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and get back up in it, girly!
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Yo, I'm talking to you!
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- Come on Quiq, I'm ready.
- I'm open, I'm open!
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- Man, get the fuck out the way!
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- Come on, man!
- Damn!
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What the fuck, man?
We on the same team!
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- Damn, yo, I'm sorry, Cuz!
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- Sorry don't mean shit!
- Man, you okay, Papa?
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- I think my legs cramped up.
- Man, come on. Lay back.
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This hurt?
- Ah!
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- Come on, man. Get
the fuck up, bitch.
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- Yo, why you
always dogging him?
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He the only one around
here that even like you!
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- Yo, it
ain't even my fault
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if your girlfriend
ain't got no skills.
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- Yo, I thought
we were supposed
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to be playing a game here.
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- Yeah, I
thought I told y'all.
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Cuz don't play, Cuz wins.
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- Why you tell Cuz
some punk ass bullshit?
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Yo, can't we just get back
to the game? Por favor.
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- Yo, I got a game for you.
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It's called turn
these fucking balls!
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- Yo, what the fuck, yo!
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Man, that ain't even your ball!
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- Lads!
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I mean yo!
Might this be yours?
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- Over here, Pa. I got you.
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- Yo, toss it back, bitch!
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- Very well then.
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- Fuck!
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- Cheers.
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- Man, you really
know how to make friends,
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don't ya, son?
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- Cuz ain't
got no friends, just
soldiers in the game.
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- Quique, what
are you doing in there?
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Dinner's ready!
- What the fuck?
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Get the hell outta here, Nieves!
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Can I get some privacy
up in here, peoples?
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- Why?
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So you can be alone with
your hand down your pants?
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- Hope you're using lotion.
- Shut up.
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- Ah, thanks, mate.
Name's Kevin, by the way.
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- 'Sup?
- I was wondering,
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seeing as I'm a bartender meself
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with a ton of experience
under me belt,
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if you might need an
extra hand around here
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or know anyone that does.
- Sorry, bro.
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I got enough people
trying to nab my shifts
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and my own rent to worry about.
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Thanks for playing though.
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- Oh my God, I'm so bored.
- I am so fucking bored.
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- Let's get un-bored.
- Okay.
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- So who are you fucking?
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- Oh my God. Hello? Like
who am I not fucking?
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So who are you fucking?
- Good question.
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Ew. Him, black shirt,
end of the bar.
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- Oh my god, you
guys are so fucking.
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- I know.
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So my friend over there thinks
you should buy me a drink,
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and, quite frankly, I agree.
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- Well fancy that.
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Not even a hi, hello,
or who the hell are ya?
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Sorry, lovely, not tonight.
Blame it on the economy.
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Besides, far better
drinker than I am talker.
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- Well that's a bummer,
especially with an
accent like that.
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I'm Shelly.
- Kevin.
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- Two shots of Patron, please.
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Don't worry babe. It's on me.
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- I'm so sorry, miss.
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Fuck.
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- I leave you alone
for two minutes
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and you're already going
through all my things.
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- I love it.
- My fave.
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Mm, well selected, sir.
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Oh yeah.
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So out of booze in the
kitchen, but do not worry.
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I keep a secret stash.
- Wonderful.
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- My roommate, God bless
him. Total alcoholic.
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Will you do the honors?
- Absolutely.
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- I don't have any cups,
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so I guess it's bottle
service only tonight.
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- That sounds expensive.
- You can start a tab.
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- After you.
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- Ah, now is this the part
where I strum the guitar
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and sing sad sack songs about
how hard it is to be me?
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- Oh God, no. I'm so
done with musicians.
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They're either home and broke
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or on the road and
fucking someone else.
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- Ay, sounds like
you know a few.
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- No ex talk tonight.
Drink up, honey.
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- Holy frijoles.
- 'Sup,?
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- What's up?
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- Damn, dude, you are
way hotter than your pictures.
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- Are those even your pictures?
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- Hell yeah. Don't be shy, bro.
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Come on in.
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It's hot
as balls outside.
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Why are you so covered up?
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Are you like incognito or
on the DL or something?
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- Yo, what's up? Why
you playing me, man?
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Fucking Williamsburg.
Should've known.
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- Relax, Papi. I'm for real.
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- You was checking me out
from across the street
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while I'm waking people up.
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That's for real? Yo,
that's real shitty, a'ight?
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00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,525
Don't be acting like you
all down from the hood.
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- Chill out, sexy angry.
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00:17:06,728 --> 00:17:08,763
I said text me
when you got here.
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Anyways, here. Catch up.
- What the fuck is this?
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00:17:13,835 --> 00:17:15,968
Don't you got a
beer or something?
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- Oh, sure thing, bro.
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- Oh god. My roommate
is such a disaster.
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00:17:29,851 --> 00:17:34,923
Anyway, enough about him.
So you are from Ireland.
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What is that like?
- Pretty Irish, I suppose.
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You know, with the people
showering outside in the forest
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and mischievous
little wee folks,
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garden pots of gold at
the end of a rainbow.
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I don't know, really. Pretty
drunk and rainy, I suppose.
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- Seriously, come on.
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I'm not that hard
to talk to, am I?
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Come on, tell me something
real, like why are you here?
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00:18:00,615 --> 00:18:02,715
What are your parents like?
What are your friends like?
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00:18:02,717 --> 00:18:04,215
- It sounds like you're
running a background check.
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- It's called a conversation.
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- Well, I have the best
mates in the world,
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but between working, drinking,
and the hangover schedules,
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I haven't got time
for much else of late.
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- Okay. Roll over.
- I beg your pardon?
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- You heard me, roll over, and
the shirt. It's coming off.
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Don't have AC anyway.
- You don't have AC?
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- Nope.
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- You must have a little
bit of Irish in you then.
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- Not yet I don't.
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- Yo. What the fuck, dude?
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- Jesus Lord almighty,
Shelly. That feels grand.
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Oh, from this point on,
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I'll tell you anything
you want to know.
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I don't have any family,
no money, and a crappy job.
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What a catch, eh?
- Okay.
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Are you gay or something?
- Jesus, Shelly.
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Go straight for the
jugular, why don't you?
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- Well, I'm like seriously hot,
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and you haven't even
tried to kiss me yet.
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00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:24,930
- Well neither of you.
- Hello? I brought you home.
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- Well, I did consider
the man on man thing
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or the priesthood for a while,
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00:19:28,936 --> 00:19:31,137
but that was after the
baby scare with the ex.
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False alarm though,
thank the Lord.
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00:19:32,807 --> 00:19:34,439
The crazy bird made the whole
thing up. Can you believe it?
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- Idea. No more talking.
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00:19:41,415 --> 00:19:43,985
- So what's up, Papi? How
come you don't like to kiss?
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- Save that for your girl.
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- So you gay, bi, straight?
- Yeah, nevermind all that.
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- You got a boyfriend?
- Not my thing.
242
00:19:58,432 --> 00:20:00,001
- So you don't talk much, huh?
243
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,368
- You invite me
over to chitchat?
244
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:08,442
- Oh you're cute.
So what is it that you want?
245
00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:16,684
- No more questions.
- Just one more?
246
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,124
How about I eat your ass?
247
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,298
- Oh, fuck.
248
00:20:35,670 --> 00:20:37,268
- Oh.
249
00:20:44,612 --> 00:20:45,978
- Fuck.
250
00:20:51,719 --> 00:20:52,985
- Oh my God.
- Sh!
251
00:20:52,987 --> 00:20:54,987
You're gonna wake
up my roommate.
252
00:20:58,593 --> 00:20:59,493
- Ah, fuck.
253
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,840
- Good boy.
254
00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:25,086
- You are hot!
255
00:21:26,788 --> 00:21:28,854
We should do this
again sometime.
256
00:21:28,856 --> 00:21:30,758
- Yeah?
- Fuck yeah, Papi.
257
00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:35,897
You gotta slammin' bod,
thick uncut cock, tasty butt.
258
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,866
We should do this again
with my boyfriend.
259
00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:41,602
- Your boyfriend.
- Fuck yeah, bro.
260
00:21:43,971 --> 00:21:45,938
So how come you
didn't wanna fuck?
261
00:21:45,940 --> 00:21:47,506
- You really gotta ask?
262
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:54,582
- All right, whatever
you say, Papi.
263
00:21:56,316 --> 00:21:57,550
- Man know you messing
around like this?
264
00:21:57,552 --> 00:21:59,084
- Oh whatever.
265
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:00,922
He's probably out getting
some local street meat, too.
266
00:22:02,790 --> 00:22:03,691
- Street meat, huh?
267
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,498
Ain't that right, Papi?
- Damn, Papi.
268
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,504
We gotta start having some
Spanish lessons on the regs.
269
00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:19,240
- How about I tell you
what's up in English.
270
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:23,811
I ain't your Papi or your
bro, you suck a lousy dick,
271
00:22:24,979 --> 00:22:26,812
and I might've played
it with your balls,
272
00:22:26,814 --> 00:22:28,714
but I couldn't find none.
273
00:22:28,716 --> 00:22:33,319
Oh, and if I see any other
pieces of street meat out there,
274
00:22:33,321 --> 00:22:34,956
I'll tell them, "What's up bro?
275
00:22:36,290 --> 00:22:39,424
Wrong door. Pussy boy
lives across the street."
276
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,729
Later, Papi.
- Yo, wait. Listen.
277
00:22:43,731 --> 00:22:45,231
I'm sorry about all that.
278
00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:47,733
Last time I hooked up like this,
279
00:22:47,735 --> 00:22:48,934
the guy shows up,
I open the door,
280
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:50,435
he punches me right in the face
281
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,540
and knocks me out
cold and robs me.
282
00:22:54,008 --> 00:22:56,644
It's a scary
world, isn't it?
283
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:01,883
- Yeah. I guess so.
- Text me sometime.
284
00:23:25,706 --> 00:23:28,042
- Morning, lovely.
- Morning.
285
00:23:29,176 --> 00:23:31,377
I left your shoes
right over there.
286
00:23:31,379 --> 00:23:33,881
- Thanks. You fancy
going out for a bite?
287
00:23:35,716 --> 00:23:37,652
- I'm late for work, so.
288
00:23:39,687 --> 00:23:41,654
- Well, top of the
morning to you, too.
289
00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:45,259
- Work as in I have a job
as in do you have one?
290
00:23:47,028 --> 00:23:48,360
Sorry, I don't mean
to be such a bitch,
291
00:23:48,362 --> 00:23:51,032
but I have a boyfriend
and I'm like late, so.
292
00:23:52,366 --> 00:23:57,371
Here, clothes. The door
just locks on your way out.
293
00:23:58,639 --> 00:24:00,775
Bye! What was your name again?
294
00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:04,912
- Kevin.
- Kevin. Bye, Kevin.
295
00:24:07,348 --> 00:24:08,446
- Cheers, darling.
296
00:24:48,122 --> 00:24:49,421
- Would you like
some help, Abuela?
297
00:25:08,576 --> 00:25:09,908
- My brother has his own
room and he's never home.
298
00:25:09,910 --> 00:25:11,744
It's not fair.
299
00:25:20,121 --> 00:25:21,720
- Why doesn't Quique
have a girlfriend?
300
00:25:22,990 --> 00:25:25,190
- Yeah, like he even
talks to me anymore.
301
00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,493
I mean, Rafa already
had a baby with his,
302
00:25:27,495 --> 00:25:30,162
and even nasty Cuz has a girl.
303
00:25:37,271 --> 00:25:38,837
- What would you do
if I had a boyfriend?
304
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,346
- You don't know my life!
305
00:26:39,733 --> 00:26:41,934
- Hey, hey, hey. ID, please.
306
00:26:49,310 --> 00:26:50,609
- You know it's
a gay bar, right?
307
00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,311
- That's what's up then.
308
00:26:52,313 --> 00:26:54,583
- All right, so hands up please.
309
00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:03,023
All right, man, you
good. Have a good time.
310
00:31:05,767 --> 00:31:07,736
- So listen, what I
want you to do here
311
00:31:08,837 --> 00:31:12,003
is look in the camera
and just say your name.
312
00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:13,539
Like, "Hey, my
name is," you know,
313
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:14,774
and we'll just kind of start it.
314
00:31:14,776 --> 00:31:16,809
- Hey, I'm Quique.
- Quique, cool.
315
00:31:16,811 --> 00:31:19,277
Thanks, man. Thanks for
coming in, appreciate it.
316
00:31:19,279 --> 00:31:20,513
Thank you.
317
00:31:20,515 --> 00:31:21,514
Hey, Marco tell
me he, he met you,
318
00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:22,749
where did he meet you?
Yeah.
319
00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:24,784
I met him at that club
in Jackson Heights.
320
00:31:24,786 --> 00:31:25,953
- Jackson Heights.
321
00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:28,554
Cuz that club, that's a,
that's a gay club, right?
322
00:31:28,556 --> 00:31:30,021
That you went to.
323
00:31:30,023 --> 00:31:31,256
- Are we gonna start doing
the photography stuff?
324
00:31:31,258 --> 00:31:32,725
- Well, we're can do
a little bit of both.
325
00:31:32,727 --> 00:31:34,226
I'm doing here and I'm
gonna take a little video,
326
00:31:34,228 --> 00:31:37,028
and what I can do with this
is I put it like on a CD,
327
00:31:37,030 --> 00:31:39,297
like a like a disc, you know?
328
00:31:39,299 --> 00:31:40,602
- On a CD? Okay.
- Yeah.
329
00:31:41,969 --> 00:31:46,204
And then I'll give it to my
friends who are in movie,
330
00:31:46,206 --> 00:31:47,507
you know, movies and
TV and, you know-
331
00:31:47,509 --> 00:31:49,842
- Oh yeah?
- Agents look at it. Yeah.
332
00:31:49,844 --> 00:31:51,376
Oh, yeah, look at that. Get
a smile out of you, right?
333
00:31:51,378 --> 00:31:53,378
I said TV, right?
Get a little famous, right?
334
00:31:53,380 --> 00:31:55,715
That'll be good.
Where are you from?
335
00:31:55,717 --> 00:31:56,982
- Nah, from. Brooklyn.
- You're from Brooklyn.
336
00:31:56,984 --> 00:31:59,253
Listen, if you want make
a couple extra bucks,
337
00:32:00,287 --> 00:32:01,689
you can take your shirt off.
338
00:32:02,791 --> 00:32:04,757
Lift the shirt, lift the shirt.
339
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:06,759
There you go. Real easy.
340
00:32:06,761 --> 00:32:09,296
There you go, there you
go. Yeah, that's nice.
341
00:32:10,665 --> 00:32:11,898
Make a muscle. Can you
like flex a little bit?
342
00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:13,833
Like there we go.
Show me like a box.
343
00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:16,602
Gimme, gimme a
couple jabs, yeah.
344
00:32:16,604 --> 00:32:17,705
Boom. There we go.
345
00:32:18,807 --> 00:32:21,206
That's nice. Smile,
come on.
346
00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,912
Well, that's, that's funny.
It's good stuff, come on.
347
00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:26,679
- So you, you're
gonna pay me for this?
348
00:32:26,681 --> 00:32:27,914
- Yeah,
349
00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:28,482
and I can pay you
for a lot more, too.
350
00:32:30,451 --> 00:32:33,218
- What
do you mean by that?
351
00:32:33,220 --> 00:32:34,488
- Like how about
taking your pants off?
352
00:32:39,694 --> 00:32:41,361
Come on, man. What
are you, scared?
353
00:32:44,097 --> 00:32:45,030
- I'm not scared. I just
think you'll full of shit.
354
00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:46,566
- Come on, man.
355
00:32:46,568 --> 00:32:47,466
It's nothing to be scared about.
356
00:32:47,468 --> 00:32:49,201
- Well-
- It's nothing.
357
00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:50,969
It's just a picture.
It's a little video.
358
00:32:50,971 --> 00:32:52,872
Nothing's gonna happen, nothing
you don't wanna happen, man.
359
00:32:52,874 --> 00:32:56,742
500 bucks for taking
your pants down?
360
00:32:56,744 --> 00:32:59,177
Hey, that's the quickest
500 bucks you ever make.
361
00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:03,683
Quique. Fuck.
362
00:33:12,694 --> 00:33:13,926
- Oh here.
- Oh.
363
00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:16,228
- Oh. Let me help you with that.
364
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:19,297
- No-
- Thank you.
365
00:33:19,299 --> 00:33:20,065
Thank you. Thank you.
- No bother at all.
366
00:33:20,067 --> 00:33:21,734
- Thank you.
367
00:33:21,736 --> 00:33:23,168
- You know, you should
think about investing
368
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:24,537
in one of them carts
I've seen people carrying
369
00:33:24,539 --> 00:33:26,406
around all their
bits and pieces in.
370
00:33:28,843 --> 00:33:30,543
- Those carts are
for old ladies.
371
00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:33,548
- Very well then. Where to?
372
00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:36,916
- Just over there. Not too far.
373
00:33:36,918 --> 00:33:37,884
- You live around here?
- Yes! Right there.
374
00:33:37,886 --> 00:33:38,786
- Perfect.
375
00:33:39,888 --> 00:33:41,353
- You're going this, but
you're going that way.
376
00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:42,622
- It's fine. I'll
walk you to the door.
377
00:33:42,624 --> 00:33:44,089
- Oh thank you,
thank you, thank you.
378
00:33:44,091 --> 00:33:46,258
- No problem.
- Okay.
379
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:49,898
- You're so handsome!
- Shucks. Thank you.
380
00:34:07,381 --> 00:34:10,148
- Oh shit!
- Oh.
381
00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:11,884
- What's up, man?
- It's been awhile.
382
00:34:11,886 --> 00:34:14,085
How you doing bro? You got big.
383
00:34:14,087 --> 00:34:15,320
- Yeah,
384
00:34:15,322 --> 00:34:16,789
just been hitting those
bis and tris a lot.
385
00:34:16,791 --> 00:34:18,392
- I see that. I see that.
- Butt squats, you know.
386
00:34:19,459 --> 00:34:20,927
- Your arms are looking crazy.
- Thanks.
387
00:34:20,929 --> 00:34:23,397
What have you been up to,
man? Like how's your weekend?
388
00:34:24,231 --> 00:34:25,665
I was with this chick.
389
00:34:25,667 --> 00:34:28,000
I went to this place called
Labon with this chick.
390
00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:30,002
We went to this rooftop,
beautiful rooftop,
391
00:34:30,004 --> 00:34:31,469
you know, like overlooking
- Is it that place
392
00:34:31,471 --> 00:34:33,405
- the view and everything.
- with like the hot tub inside
393
00:34:33,407 --> 00:34:34,439
or something?
- Yes, exactly, man.
394
00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,608
- Oh!
395
00:34:35,610 --> 00:34:36,809
Tell me you got in!
- She got in.
396
00:34:36,811 --> 00:34:38,945
She got in with the
bathing suit on.
397
00:34:38,947 --> 00:34:40,178
- Holy shit.
- Yeah, it was nice.
398
00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,747
It was nice, but then
the, the best thing,
399
00:34:41,749 --> 00:34:43,448
here's what happens.
400
00:34:43,450 --> 00:34:45,618
The best thing that
happens is then she's like,
401
00:34:45,620 --> 00:34:47,118
"Let's go to the bathroom."
402
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,622
I don't know if you've been
to the bathroom at this place.
403
00:34:49,624 --> 00:34:51,189
So we go into the bathroom.
- Yeah,
404
00:34:51,191 --> 00:34:52,725
and what happened
in the bathroom?
405
00:34:52,727 --> 00:34:54,225
- I mean,
I, I don't have to tell you.
406
00:34:54,227 --> 00:34:55,595
- Come on, give me details!
- I'll tell you what happened.
407
00:34:55,597 --> 00:34:57,730
- Give me details!
- I'm gonna have to shower.
408
00:34:57,732 --> 00:34:59,431
- Come on!
- 'cause I'm getting horny
409
00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:00,766
just talking about this.
410
00:35:06,173 --> 00:35:07,174
- Hola, Mama.
- Hola!
411
00:35:10,143 --> 00:35:13,280
Damn, that's a lot of
food! We got company?
412
00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:16,918
- Maybe. Maybe.
- Maybe, maybe, maybe.
413
00:35:22,023 --> 00:35:23,190
Oh man. Hey Ma, you...
414
00:35:26,326 --> 00:35:27,294
What the...
415
00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:31,697
Ma, you picking up strangers
off the street again?
416
00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:32,932
- He was very
helpful to me today.
417
00:35:32,934 --> 00:35:35,333
Carried everything home
from the supermarket.
418
00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:36,836
- Ah, it's nothing.
419
00:35:36,838 --> 00:35:38,671
- You should've seen the
last guy she brought home.
420
00:35:39,907 --> 00:35:42,710
- Nah, I'm just kidding.
So how you been, man?
421
00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:47,749
- And now he's here,
so that's what's up.
422
00:35:49,117 --> 00:35:51,717
Ah, I see you found yourself
a new drinking buddy, Abuela.
423
00:35:53,021 --> 00:35:55,021
- You see, my son is a good boy.
424
00:35:55,023 --> 00:35:56,589
He does not drink
out of the carton.
425
00:35:56,591 --> 00:35:58,124
- Yeah Ma, that's just
'cause we are company here.
426
00:35:58,126 --> 00:36:00,392
- And he does not smoke
either.
427
00:36:03,463 --> 00:36:05,765
- By the way, there ain't
no chance they letting you
428
00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:06,799
outta here without
,
429
00:36:06,801 --> 00:36:08,000
so don't even think about it.
430
00:36:09,537 --> 00:36:10,972
- Thank you.
- You see what I mean?
431
00:36:12,106 --> 00:36:14,274
- Hola, Mami.
- Hola, Princesa.
432
00:36:17,812 --> 00:36:20,846
- Oh, hey, Dick Face!
433
00:36:20,848 --> 00:36:24,884
Oh, hey. Who's this,
my new boyfriend?
434
00:36:24,886 --> 00:36:26,152
- They tell me that
it's my sister.
435
00:36:26,154 --> 00:36:28,022
- Hey beautiful. I'm
gonna remember you.
436
00:36:31,626 --> 00:36:33,959
- Gonna
take a quick shower, Papa.
437
00:36:33,961 --> 00:36:35,596
- Oh with your compadre?
438
00:36:36,631 --> 00:36:38,097
Ew! Quique, what the hell?
439
00:36:38,099 --> 00:36:40,766
Do you see how your perfect
little angel treats me?
440
00:36:40,768 --> 00:36:42,804
- If they bite, it's only
because they like you.
441
00:36:44,972 --> 00:36:47,773
- It's good, right?
- Very good.
442
00:36:47,775 --> 00:36:49,177
You know when
everybody goes quiet.
443
00:36:50,511 --> 00:36:51,944
- That's how you
know the food is good,
444
00:36:51,946 --> 00:36:53,145
seriously though.
445
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:07,059
- Yo, you catch Abuela
drinking from the beer can
446
00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:09,028
before she gave it to you?
447
00:37:09,030 --> 00:37:10,830
Sick stuff, right?
448
00:37:12,232 --> 00:37:15,233
By the way, she only pretends
not to speak English.
449
00:37:18,405 --> 00:37:19,872
- So how od are you?
450
00:37:19,874 --> 00:37:21,907
- Mija, don't you think you
are a bit young for him?
451
00:37:21,909 --> 00:37:24,610
- Oh, I'm sure he's old enough
not to live at home anymore,
452
00:37:24,612 --> 00:37:25,711
like my brother here.
453
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,814
- Got a girlfriend?
454
00:37:28,816 --> 00:37:29,648
- I don't think he's your type.
455
00:37:29,650 --> 00:37:30,583
- And you are?
456
00:37:33,253 --> 00:37:33,919
- You're the one that picked
him up at the supermarket.
457
00:37:33,921 --> 00:37:34,722
- That's true.
458
00:37:36,157 --> 00:37:38,490
- , man.
Can you get her out of here?
459
00:37:38,492 --> 00:37:40,194
- So do you have any kids?
460
00:37:41,495 --> 00:37:42,661
Not that that's a problem
because I love kids.
461
00:37:42,663 --> 00:37:43,929
Do you have any
brothers and sisters?
462
00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:46,232
What's your relationship
like with your parents?
463
00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:47,733
- Well that's
a bit of a grim tale.
464
00:37:47,735 --> 00:37:50,470
I don't think it's quite
family dinner appropriate.
465
00:37:51,806 --> 00:37:52,707
- , baby.
466
00:37:55,342 --> 00:37:59,312
- Well, me folks split up
shortly after I was born.
467
00:38:00,615 --> 00:38:03,017
Me dad shipped out to the states
and wound up here somehow.
468
00:38:04,152 --> 00:38:06,187
Me ma, she passed on a
few years afterwards.
469
00:38:07,555 --> 00:38:09,857
Me dad recently passed on.
That's what brings me here.
470
00:38:11,192 --> 00:38:14,627
Wrap things up, sell the house,
and all that sort of thing.
471
00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:16,394
- Wow, that's rough.
472
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:18,030
- I'm sorry.
473
00:38:18,032 --> 00:38:19,265
- Oh goodness gracious.
474
00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:20,498
I didn't mean to turn
this into a pity party.
475
00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:22,101
- So what, you're just
gonna sell his house
476
00:38:22,103 --> 00:38:23,769
and then they're just gonna
tear down all the buildings
477
00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:26,404
on that block like they
did on Green Street?
478
00:38:26,406 --> 00:38:28,107
- I don't know
anything about that.
479
00:38:28,109 --> 00:38:29,642
- Good.
480
00:38:29,644 --> 00:38:30,441
Then we can all move back to
Puerto Rico where we belong.
481
00:38:30,443 --> 00:38:31,911
- Cheers to that.
482
00:38:31,913 --> 00:38:33,145
- My mom's been
saying that for years.
483
00:38:33,147 --> 00:38:36,682
- Just so you know, my
brother's very delicate.
484
00:38:36,684 --> 00:38:37,616
- Wow.
485
00:38:39,020 --> 00:38:40,553
- What?
486
00:38:40,555 --> 00:38:41,854
I'm just asking him all
the questions we wanna know
487
00:38:41,856 --> 00:38:43,057
before he becomes my.
488
00:38:48,529 --> 00:38:50,162
- What's a?
489
00:38:50,164 --> 00:38:51,429
- Oh it means brother-in-law.
490
00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:59,205
- Wow.
- You know what?
491
00:38:59,207 --> 00:39:00,371
This is delicious.
- Wow.
492
00:39:00,373 --> 00:39:01,841
Cheers to the chef.
- Wow.
493
00:40:43,044 --> 00:40:44,343
- So anyway, I dumped the rest
494
00:40:44,345 --> 00:40:46,578
of my business right
on her fucking titties,
495
00:40:46,580 --> 00:40:48,580
and then I stuck my
dick in her mouth.
496
00:40:48,582 --> 00:40:53,554
Bam, pop, boom! That shit
was crazy ridiculous.
497
00:40:54,722 --> 00:40:55,988
- Man, Cuz, I could
totally see it.
498
00:40:55,990 --> 00:40:57,856
Spraying matches all
over them titties!
499
00:40:57,858 --> 00:40:59,358
Ha ha!
- Whoa, whoa, what?
500
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:00,962
You like picturing my cock?
- No.
501
00:41:02,462 --> 00:41:05,496
I, I mean like crazy stories.
It's just crazy, right?
502
00:41:05,498 --> 00:41:07,733
- No you crazy if you
think I like you talking
503
00:41:07,735 --> 00:41:09,134
about my cock.
504
00:41:11,205 --> 00:41:13,038
The only dick anyone's
thinking about here
505
00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:14,506
is the one they got, all right?
506
00:41:14,508 --> 00:41:16,875
- Whatever man. Just keep
your cock to yourself.
507
00:41:16,877 --> 00:41:19,477
Yo Q, man. What's been up?
508
00:41:19,479 --> 00:41:21,847
I've been reaching out
to you all goddamn night.
509
00:41:21,849 --> 00:41:23,017
You ain't down for riding
with your crew no more?
510
00:41:24,118 --> 00:41:25,351
- This a crew?
- Yo, come again?
511
00:41:25,353 --> 00:41:27,487
I, I don't believe
I'm hearing you right.
512
00:41:28,956 --> 00:41:30,889
- Just chilling.
- Chilling.
513
00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:34,328
I know how you chill, all
nice and shit with family.
514
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:38,664
That shit's gonna
grow you a fucking pussy.
515
00:41:38,666 --> 00:41:40,132
And what the fuck was up
516
00:41:40,134 --> 00:41:41,567
with you motherfuckers doing
the fucking Mambo Jambo
517
00:41:41,569 --> 00:41:44,069
with Riverdance.
- Serious?
518
00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:46,071
Yeah, what's
up with that, yo?
519
00:41:49,577 --> 00:41:51,610
Yo chill. Our guy should
be right over there.
520
00:41:51,612 --> 00:41:53,147
- Yo, what we say about this?
521
00:41:54,548 --> 00:41:56,715
Don't be getting us involved
in your business, man!
522
00:41:56,717 --> 00:41:57,518
- Too late for that shit.
523
00:42:02,423 --> 00:42:03,555
- In the back, yo.
524
00:42:04,892 --> 00:42:07,092
And watch the
fucking seats, man.
525
00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:09,128
- Oh, sorry.
- Shit's expensive,
526
00:42:09,130 --> 00:42:10,131
right, Cuz?
527
00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:12,666
- Sorry.
528
00:42:17,638 --> 00:42:19,006
Hey, guys.
- Yo, what's up?
529
00:42:20,307 --> 00:42:22,808
- It's a sweet ride.
What's going on?
530
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:24,810
- He ain't asking if
you like the ride.
531
00:42:24,812 --> 00:42:27,548
He asking you what you need.
- Oh, sorry.
532
00:42:29,216 --> 00:42:31,152
Just a 50 bag of weed, please.
533
00:42:32,586 --> 00:42:33,852
- What,
you don't party?
534
00:42:33,854 --> 00:42:36,855
- Yeah, I party. I'm on
my way to one right now.
535
00:42:36,857 --> 00:42:38,857
- There gonna be chicks there?
- Better be.
536
00:42:38,859 --> 00:42:40,692
- Yo yo yo. What's up, ladies?
537
00:42:40,694 --> 00:42:43,796
Do you wanna go to a party?
- Hell yeah! Let's do it baby!
538
00:42:43,798 --> 00:42:45,332
- Yo, chill, girly. I
didn't invite you yet.
539
00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:48,602
Yo Quique, what's up?
Wanna go to a party?
540
00:42:50,638 --> 00:42:51,540
Yo, Q!
- What?
541
00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:54,273
- I'm asking
you a question!
542
00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:56,977
- Yeah, you could just drop
me off right over there, guys.
543
00:42:59,780 --> 00:43:02,014
- Yo, what the
fuck? You deaf, man?
544
00:43:02,016 --> 00:43:04,416
I'm asking you if you wanna
go to a fucking party!
545
00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:05,784
- Yo, how the fuck is
anyone supposed to hear you
546
00:43:05,786 --> 00:43:07,453
with the music up so loud?
- You know what?
547
00:43:07,455 --> 00:43:09,054
- And what the fuck is up
with you bringing us along
548
00:43:09,056 --> 00:43:10,722
for this shit and
inviting everybody
549
00:43:10,724 --> 00:43:12,991
to this dude's fucking party?
550
00:43:12,993 --> 00:43:14,326
He don't even fucking know you!
551
00:43:16,063 --> 00:43:18,966
- Shit. Yo
Quique, yo Quiq!
552
00:43:22,269 --> 00:43:24,004
- Yo, you get what you need?
553
00:43:25,639 --> 00:43:27,106
- All set.
554
00:43:27,108 --> 00:43:29,076
- Good, now get the fuck outta
my car. Now, motherfucker!
555
00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:33,914
All of yous, fucking bunch
of queers! I said everybody.
556
00:43:34,982 --> 00:43:36,415
What the fuck,
you deaf now, too?
557
00:43:45,594 --> 00:43:47,594
Hey, pussy boy. Where you going?
558
00:43:47,596 --> 00:43:48,762
Get the fuck back in the car.
559
00:43:58,072 --> 00:44:00,739
You going soft on me!
- Come on, Cuz! I didn't do-
560
00:44:00,741 --> 00:44:02,441
- Ain't no room for
soft in this game!
561
00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:06,044
- Why you hitting me for?
- Huh? Huh?
562
00:44:06,046 --> 00:44:07,114
You see? I told you.
563
00:44:25,132 --> 00:44:26,633
- I didn't know you
still smoke weed.
564
00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:28,500
- Just 'cause I got a kid now
565
00:44:28,502 --> 00:44:30,435
don't mean I can't shit like
this every once in a blue.
566
00:44:32,406 --> 00:44:34,742
- , man.
I can't take him no more.
567
00:44:35,809 --> 00:44:37,309
Not one more second
or one more day.
568
00:44:37,311 --> 00:44:40,381
- You know, Cuz is some real
bedbug and cockroach shit.
569
00:44:41,482 --> 00:44:42,948
Can't get rid of the problem
570
00:44:42,950 --> 00:44:44,653
unless you bomb the place
and move the fuck out.
571
00:44:52,026 --> 00:44:53,292
So what's this I
hear from Tiki-Boo
572
00:44:53,294 --> 00:44:54,495
about you being out
in Jackson Heights?
573
00:44:55,963 --> 00:44:57,396
- Jackson Heights?
574
00:44:57,398 --> 00:44:59,433
The fuck would my ass be
doing out in Jackson Heights?
575
00:45:00,367 --> 00:45:01,634
And who the fuck is Tiki-Boo?
576
00:45:01,636 --> 00:45:04,169
- Man, you remember Lil Eddie?
- Yeah, yeah.
577
00:45:04,171 --> 00:45:06,541
The one with the crazy hair.
Whatever happened to him?
578
00:45:08,008 --> 00:45:10,142
- Well just after Lil Eddie
moved in with his grandmas
579
00:45:10,144 --> 00:45:12,711
in Jackson Heights,
started wearing heels,
580
00:45:12,713 --> 00:45:15,684
he grew some titties,
changed his name to Tiki-Boo.
581
00:45:17,418 --> 00:45:19,652
- Where the hell you be
hearing shit like this?
582
00:45:19,654 --> 00:45:21,853
- We work at a barber
shop, yo, remember?
583
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:23,055
Shit gets passed around.
584
00:45:23,057 --> 00:45:24,990
- Great. So what are you saying?
585
00:45:24,992 --> 00:45:25,991
I should just grow some tits
586
00:45:25,993 --> 00:45:27,826
and move out the
Jackson Heights?
587
00:45:27,828 --> 00:45:29,696
- No, what I'm saying is
I wanna know what your ass
588
00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,265
was doing at some
gay joint out there.
589
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:34,333
- Oh, I get it.
590
00:45:34,335 --> 00:45:36,170
So now you all about
whatever Tiki-Butt
591
00:45:37,238 --> 00:45:38,939
or whatever the fuck
his or her name is says.
592
00:45:40,174 --> 00:45:41,342
- Tiki-Boo's got HIV now.
593
00:45:47,314 --> 00:45:49,481
Look, I know you got
mad eyes for Dublin,
594
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:50,619
and it's eating you up inside,
595
00:45:51,986 --> 00:45:53,722
but whatever you doing, I just
want you to be careful, man.
596
00:45:54,788 --> 00:45:56,288
Sooner or later,
597
00:45:56,290 --> 00:45:57,724
you're gonna need to talk
about this shit with someone,
598
00:45:57,726 --> 00:45:59,827
and it show as hell ain't
gonna be any of those clowns.
599
00:46:01,195 --> 00:46:03,762
- Bueno. Yeah, yeah.
600
00:46:20,381 --> 00:46:21,947
- Quique.
- Yo yo.
601
00:46:21,949 --> 00:46:23,549
- Amelia,?
602
00:46:23,551 --> 00:46:24,485
There's a change of plans, Papi.
603
00:46:25,553 --> 00:46:26,552
Yeah, Squeak's on his way.
604
00:46:26,554 --> 00:46:28,353
He's gonna cover for us.
- Como?
605
00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:29,622
- We're gonna make a field trip.
606
00:46:29,624 --> 00:46:31,658
- And miss
out on a day's pay.
607
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,227
Can't afford the rent around
here anymore as it is.
608
00:46:35,229 --> 00:46:36,663
You know that.
- Yeah,
609
00:46:36,665 --> 00:46:38,130
and I can't afford a
building with a fancy gym
610
00:46:38,132 --> 00:46:40,832
and complimentary blowjob
service here neither,
611
00:46:40,834 --> 00:46:42,334
and I got a kid.
612
00:46:42,336 --> 00:46:44,036
Since you think you can't
talk to me about this shit,
613
00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:45,939
you're gonna go talk
to someone else.
614
00:46:47,441 --> 00:46:48,907
All right, look,
615
00:46:48,909 --> 00:46:49,778
don't act like you don't
know what I'm talking about.
616
00:46:50,612 --> 00:46:52,512
All right?
617
00:47:43,964 --> 00:47:45,899
- Enrique Torres?
- Yep.
618
00:47:47,034 --> 00:47:48,469
- Hi, yes. Would you
come with me please?
619
00:47:50,337 --> 00:47:52,003
And I will grab
that paperwork, too.
620
00:47:52,005 --> 00:47:53,240
Thank you. Right this way.
621
00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:00,680
- And do
you feel comfortable
622
00:48:00,682 --> 00:48:02,316
asking your
partner's HIV status?
623
00:48:03,618 --> 00:48:04,550
- , you
lucky to get a name or a number.
624
00:48:04,552 --> 00:48:06,051
Come on.
625
00:48:06,053 --> 00:48:07,856
- You seem a little
anxious about this.
626
00:48:08,889 --> 00:48:10,455
- Yeah. Hello?
- I could refer you
627
00:48:10,457 --> 00:48:13,458
to some onsite mental health
professionals if you'd like.
628
00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:15,260
- Sounds expensive.
629
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:17,398
- Many of us
are volunteers here.
630
00:48:18,499 --> 00:48:20,966
- Look, I thought I came
here for the HIV test.
631
00:48:20,968 --> 00:48:21,900
- Well, earlier
you said you came here
632
00:48:21,902 --> 00:48:23,170
because your cousin brought you.
633
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,541
Listen, it's normal
to feel anxious
634
00:48:28,543 --> 00:48:30,442
about this type of thing, but,
635
00:48:30,444 --> 00:48:33,247
considering the fact that
your cousin brought you here,
636
00:48:34,649 --> 00:48:36,014
it seems to me that you might
have a little bit more support
637
00:48:36,016 --> 00:48:36,917
than you think.
638
00:48:39,453 --> 00:48:40,755
Why don't we move
on to the testing?
639
00:48:41,989 --> 00:48:42,954
Now the result
from the oral test
640
00:48:42,956 --> 00:48:45,023
will only take a few minutes,
641
00:48:45,025 --> 00:48:46,458
and then we'll perform a
comprehensive blood test
642
00:48:46,460 --> 00:48:49,394
that will also
screen for gonorrhea,
643
00:48:49,396 --> 00:48:51,198
chlamydia, hepatitis,
and syphilis.
644
00:49:51,325 --> 00:49:52,226
- Ah.
645
00:49:54,361 --> 00:49:56,228
- Ah, we wrapped up early.
646
00:50:11,044 --> 00:50:12,879
- Guest linens?
How would I know?
647
00:50:12,881 --> 00:50:15,550
We never have any guests.
- Oh no?
648
00:51:05,833 --> 00:51:06,933
- Hello there.
- Hello, Papa.
649
00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:08,935
- How are you?
- Listen, Kevin,
650
00:51:08,937 --> 00:51:11,704
I'm really sorry
about the other night,
651
00:51:11,706 --> 00:51:14,372
I, and I figured
you might be hungry.
652
00:51:14,374 --> 00:51:18,443
- Thanks. Have a beer.
- Gracias, Papa.
653
00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:50,676
So this place all yours now?
- Nah, not for long.
654
00:51:50,678 --> 00:51:51,978
Gonna unload this pity palace
655
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:53,047
and open a pub of
me own back home.
656
00:51:53,982 --> 00:51:58,350
That's the plan and find me hat.
657
00:51:58,352 --> 00:52:00,385
- Yo, I could
get used to this,
658
00:52:00,387 --> 00:52:03,290
chilling on the couch with my
boy every night after work.
659
00:52:04,191 --> 00:52:05,323
A couple more of these drinks
660
00:52:05,325 --> 00:52:06,527
and I might do something
I won't regret.
661
00:52:07,895 --> 00:52:10,932
Hope you won't either, like
taste the whiskey on your lips,
662
00:52:12,165 --> 00:52:13,400
my sweat on your chest.
663
00:52:22,242 --> 00:52:24,142
All your secret places.
664
00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:26,848
I wanna call you Papa,
Papi, Papi Chulo.
665
00:52:28,181 --> 00:52:29,015
I wanna cook you dinner.
666
00:52:29,017 --> 00:52:30,148
I wanna go on vacation
667
00:52:30,150 --> 00:52:32,350
and take stupid
pictures of each other.
668
00:52:32,352 --> 00:52:33,955
I wanna get a place of our own.
669
00:52:34,789 --> 00:52:36,490
I want to get a dog, maybe two.
670
00:52:37,592 --> 00:52:41,029
Call 'em Chacho y Santo.
671
00:52:48,435 --> 00:52:51,103
Eh, Pa, it's getting late.
Gotta work in the morning.
672
00:52:51,105 --> 00:52:54,341
- Ah, come off it,
lad. One more for the road.
673
00:52:57,145 --> 00:53:00,813
You're more than welcome
to crash here if you like.
674
00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:50,656
- Yo, Cuz! I got it, yo!
675
00:54:50,658 --> 00:54:52,825
You gonna love this.
You gonna dig this.
676
00:54:52,827 --> 00:54:55,694
Yo, I, I, I,
yo, I got you, man.
677
00:54:55,696 --> 00:54:59,064
Yo, listen, listen, listen,
listen. I got something for you!
678
00:54:59,066 --> 00:55:01,432
I think that Quique
be chilling with Irish
679
00:55:01,434 --> 00:55:02,935
in ways that ain't cool, son.
680
00:55:02,937 --> 00:55:04,369
I seen him creeping out a
Irish house this morning
681
00:55:04,371 --> 00:55:06,140
when I was getting
some breakfast.
682
00:55:07,208 --> 00:55:08,174
- All right, now
get the outta here.
683
00:55:08,176 --> 00:55:09,909
I'm working on my skills.
684
00:55:09,911 --> 00:55:11,877
- I mean, I just thought that
I should come and tell you
685
00:55:11,879 --> 00:55:13,078
because you know, you were like,
686
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:13,746
"Oh you know they
might be doing some-"
687
00:55:13,748 --> 00:55:14,447
- Dough boy,
688
00:55:15,817 --> 00:55:17,850
you could tell me some
shit I don't already know?
689
00:55:17,852 --> 00:55:19,852
Let me explain something to you.
690
00:55:19,854 --> 00:55:23,923
When you see me doing this, I
don't need to be hearing this.
691
00:55:23,925 --> 00:55:28,229
You hear me? So like I said,
get the fuck outta here.
692
00:56:50,244 --> 00:56:53,345
- Yo, little bitch.
What you doing, man?
693
00:57:06,961 --> 00:57:08,426
- Yes! Ooh.
694
00:57:10,131 --> 00:57:11,563
A victory round
on me, I propose,
695
00:57:11,565 --> 00:57:14,099
just to show you how
gracious the Irish can be.
696
00:57:14,101 --> 00:57:15,567
- Well, I propose
you don't fall over.
697
00:57:15,569 --> 00:57:16,735
- Well, there ain't no
way a chicken and rice
698
00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,971
is out drinking bangers
and mash tonight.
699
00:57:18,973 --> 00:57:21,106
- Bangers and
mash? What the fuck is that?
700
00:57:21,108 --> 00:57:22,675
- It's delicious.
- Yeah.
701
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:58,177
- All right. That is 36, my man.
702
00:57:58,179 --> 00:57:59,413
- 36? 36 what?
- $36.
703
00:58:05,753 --> 00:58:07,822
- Okay, one. That's two.
704
00:58:20,500 --> 00:58:22,169
- Give me a minute.
705
00:58:26,173 --> 00:58:29,742
- Hey pal, can I get two pints
of the Eclipse ale please?
706
00:58:29,744 --> 00:58:30,878
- You got it.
707
00:58:42,289 --> 00:58:43,555
Here you go.
- Thanks a million.
708
00:58:43,557 --> 00:58:46,093
Also, I have a tab
on the Maginness.
709
00:58:47,028 --> 00:58:48,660
- Okay, got it.
- You know what?
710
00:58:48,662 --> 00:58:50,197
Put his round on my tab, too.
711
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:53,968
- No problem.
- Cheers.
712
00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:02,843
- You're good, man.
Guy over there got ya.
713
00:59:05,913 --> 00:59:07,481
Have a good night.
714
00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:44,183
- Pardon me, lads.
715
00:59:44,185 --> 00:59:45,017
Looks like I've had
an unexpected change
716
00:59:45,019 --> 00:59:46,185
in plans this evening.
717
00:59:46,187 --> 00:59:47,419
I gotta run.
718
00:59:47,421 --> 00:59:48,720
Can I interest you
in both a couple
719
00:59:48,722 --> 00:59:51,190
of free beers on
the house?
720
00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:53,358
No spit, no pubes,
no cockroaches.
721
00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,696
- Yeah, sure, bro. Thanks.
- You're welcome.
722
00:59:58,866 --> 01:00:01,500
- Hey man, what's your deal
tonight? You wanna hang with us?
723
01:00:01,502 --> 01:00:03,235
- I'd love to, mate,
but I gotta run.
724
01:00:03,237 --> 01:00:04,438
Cheers. Safe night now.
725
01:00:07,975 --> 01:00:08,943
- He's hot.
726
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,982
- Should've gotten his
phone number.
727
01:00:25,392 --> 01:00:26,293
- Fuck off now, eh.
728
01:00:30,131 --> 01:00:31,497
Which part of fuck off
did you not understand?
729
01:00:31,499 --> 01:00:33,899
- The part where
you picked up again?
730
01:00:33,901 --> 01:00:35,200
- Yeah.
- Look, I'm sorry I bailed.
731
01:00:35,202 --> 01:00:36,735
I just
- You know,
732
01:00:36,737 --> 01:00:37,970
- needed some air.
- I'm very well trained
733
01:00:37,972 --> 01:00:39,471
in the art of shame
and abandonment.
734
01:00:39,473 --> 01:00:40,639
So if you're even the
slightest bit embarrassed
735
01:00:40,641 --> 01:00:41,907
to be seen with me-
736
01:00:41,909 --> 01:00:43,642
- It's not you that
I'm embarrassed about.
737
01:00:43,644 --> 01:00:44,977
- Yeah.
738
01:00:44,979 --> 01:00:47,980
- I, I'd like to
apologize in person.
739
01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:49,181
- Good luck with that.
740
01:00:49,183 --> 01:00:51,518
Fuck's sake. I should've
seen this coming.
741
01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:54,955
- I'm headed to the pier off
Kent Street. Come through?
742
01:00:56,657 --> 01:00:59,091
- All right
then. I'll be seeing ya.
743
01:00:59,093 --> 01:01:01,193
- All right. I'll ping
you the location, okay?
744
01:01:01,195 --> 01:01:02,828
- Yeah.
- All right.
745
01:02:52,906 --> 01:02:54,275
- Hey, yo, Irish!
746
01:02:56,277 --> 01:02:58,312
What up? You need a ride?
747
01:02:59,213 --> 01:03:00,979
Come on.
Yeah.
748
01:03:00,981 --> 01:03:01,882
- Come on.
749
01:03:09,758 --> 01:03:10,889
- Hey.
750
01:03:43,625 --> 01:03:44,559
- So where
you was coming from?
751
01:03:45,426 --> 01:03:46,925
- Work.
- Oh yeah?
752
01:03:46,927 --> 01:03:48,160
- Yeah.
- Doing what?
753
01:03:48,162 --> 01:03:50,998
- Security, at a nightclub.
- Oh man.
754
01:03:52,266 --> 01:03:54,299
I bet you get loads
of pussy, huh?
755
01:03:54,301 --> 01:03:56,103
- Yeah, loads.
756
01:03:57,338 --> 01:03:59,271
- A'ight, a'ight,
that's what's up.
757
01:03:59,273 --> 01:04:01,041
That's what I'm talking about.
- Yeah.
758
01:04:02,142 --> 01:04:04,011
- Yo, so what's up
with you and my boy?
759
01:04:05,245 --> 01:04:06,945
- Your boy?
- Yeah, my boy Quique.
760
01:04:06,947 --> 01:04:08,949
Damn, man, you a
tough nut to crack.
761
01:04:10,518 --> 01:04:12,050
Just that, you know, we
never see him no more
762
01:04:12,052 --> 01:04:14,589
'cause you guys are always
like hanging out and shit.
763
01:04:15,690 --> 01:04:17,489
I was beginning to think
we had a problem here.
764
01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:19,692
- Problem? Oh no,
there's no problem.
765
01:04:19,694 --> 01:04:20,959
I mean, even if there was,
766
01:04:20,961 --> 01:04:22,894
I'm sure you'd have
me gone by tomorrow.
767
01:04:22,896 --> 01:04:24,031
- I could have you
gone by tonight.
768
01:04:29,303 --> 01:04:33,372
- Right. Well then.
769
01:04:33,374 --> 01:04:35,610
You know what? Just around
the corner would be grand.
770
01:04:56,029 --> 01:04:57,295
So am I to believe after
I tender a little heart
771
01:04:57,297 --> 01:04:59,164
to heart tonight that
we're friends now?
772
01:04:59,166 --> 01:05:02,704
- Yo, Cuz ain't got no friends,
just soldiers in the game.
773
01:05:03,937 --> 01:05:06,206
But we good though, right?
- If you say so.
774
01:05:07,207 --> 01:05:08,875
- So shake on it, bro.
- Why?
775
01:05:08,877 --> 01:05:11,744
So you can move your hand
away as soon as I go for it?
776
01:05:11,746 --> 01:05:14,582
Rest assured, whatever it is
you think that's going on,
777
01:05:15,482 --> 01:05:16,749
it isn't, and even if it was,
778
01:05:16,751 --> 01:05:19,484
I'm doubtful it would
be anybody's business,
779
01:05:19,486 --> 01:05:20,387
especially yours.
780
01:05:21,488 --> 01:05:23,157
Thanks for the lift
as odd as it was.
781
01:05:27,127 --> 01:05:28,162
Safe night now.
782
01:05:49,784 --> 01:05:51,349
Hey, pal.
783
01:05:56,791 --> 01:05:57,692
Just this, please.
- One dollar.
784
01:05:59,226 --> 01:06:00,294
- Thank you.
785
01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:20,646
- Hey, okay, ma.
786
01:06:20,648 --> 01:06:22,147
Yeah, You know I'm
gonna be there tonight.
787
01:06:22,149 --> 01:06:25,183
Yeah, you
know it. Yo, yo, yo.
788
01:06:25,185 --> 01:06:26,418
Okay.
789
01:06:26,420 --> 01:06:27,988
Yo, Papo, can I buy
a cigarette from you?
790
01:06:29,223 --> 01:06:31,826
- Oh, how are ya?
- Yo, Dublin! What's up man?
791
01:06:33,628 --> 01:06:35,395
Yo, how you been?
Come here, Papa!
792
01:06:36,531 --> 01:06:40,000
- Ah. This one's on the house.
793
01:06:41,268 --> 01:06:42,835
- Thank you. Shit.
794
01:06:46,841 --> 01:06:48,674
- The light's included, too.
- Thanks, bro.
795
01:06:48,676 --> 01:06:50,342
- No bother. Cheers.
- Yo, yo, yo.
796
01:06:50,344 --> 01:06:51,813
Wait, Papo, where you going?
797
01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:56,314
Listen, I'm trying to pry
Quique out of the house tonight,
798
01:06:56,316 --> 01:06:57,148
go hit up this party.
799
01:06:57,150 --> 01:06:58,518
Why don't you come with?
800
01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:00,085
- Ah, thanks for the invitation,
but I got stuff to do.
801
01:07:00,087 --> 01:07:03,255
- look,
802
01:07:03,257 --> 01:07:04,824
I don't know what's
going on with you guys,
803
01:07:04,826 --> 01:07:06,926
and that's between you and him,
804
01:07:06,928 --> 01:07:08,661
but what I do know is that I
805
01:07:08,663 --> 01:07:11,599
can't stand watching him
moping around no more.
806
01:07:13,467 --> 01:07:15,603
Just think about it,
Papa. You know what?
807
01:07:17,070 --> 01:07:18,272
Put your information
down right here.
808
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:23,945
All right, right here. Come on.
809
01:07:29,049 --> 01:07:32,085
All right. I'm gonna text
you, and you better answer.
810
01:07:33,186 --> 01:07:36,691
Come on, I'm
fucking around.
811
01:08:13,995 --> 01:08:15,563
- You look so familiar. Who...
812
01:08:17,197 --> 01:08:19,230
- Not Cary Grant.
Oh, I, I wouldn't know that.
813
01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:20,766
- Oh my dear.
814
01:08:20,768 --> 01:08:22,902
Are you a Cary Grant, I'm
like a huge Cary Grant fan.
815
01:08:22,904 --> 01:08:24,704
- I have no idea who that is.
- Oh, that's sad.
816
01:08:24,706 --> 01:08:26,806
Okay. You're from Ireland?
- Dublin.
817
01:08:26,808 --> 01:08:28,440
- Dublin. Have you
ever been to Boston?
818
01:08:28,442 --> 01:08:29,742
There's lots of
Irish people there.
819
01:08:29,744 --> 01:08:31,176
- I've heard about that, too.
820
01:08:31,178 --> 01:08:33,579
- You look like Chris
Martin from Coldplay.
821
01:08:33,581 --> 01:08:35,480
- Yeah, I've
heard it a few times.
822
01:08:35,482 --> 01:08:37,148
- Oh my God, it's so funny!
823
01:08:37,150 --> 01:08:38,851
What's your favorite
song to sing?
824
01:08:38,853 --> 01:08:40,318
When you do karaoke,
825
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,623
is everyone like, "'Yellow,
sing 'Yellow'"?
826
01:08:43,625 --> 01:08:46,224
- Sorry.
- Here, I've got a great idea.
827
01:08:46,226 --> 01:08:48,126
- I like that one.
828
01:08:48,128 --> 01:08:50,395
- Why don't we have a
little kissing contest?
829
01:08:50,397 --> 01:08:51,897
- I don't
really know the songs.
830
01:08:51,899 --> 01:08:53,966
- See who kisses better.
- Everyone knows Coldplay.
831
01:08:53,968 --> 01:08:54,934
Don't act like you're too cool
832
01:08:54,936 --> 01:08:56,035
- Are you game?
- for school.
833
01:08:56,037 --> 01:08:57,703
- No I don't honestly-
- Oh my God.
834
01:08:57,705 --> 01:09:00,106
Swear, I used to
have such a crush
835
01:09:00,108 --> 01:09:02,008
on him pre-Gwyneth Paltrow.
836
01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:05,011
- Okay.
- He was like kind of hot.
837
01:09:05,013 --> 01:09:06,277
So what I'm trying to say-
- I got to see them once
838
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:08,648
in Dublin, and
they were amazing.
839
01:09:08,650 --> 01:09:10,016
I was looking
- Oh my God, keep talking.
840
01:09:10,018 --> 01:09:11,316
- at the light show.
841
01:09:14,622 --> 01:09:15,855
- Do you like YouTube?
- I'm sorry,
842
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:17,288
I forgot what I
was talking about.
843
01:09:17,290 --> 01:09:18,624
- Oh my God. That's
'cause I interrupted you.
844
01:09:18,626 --> 01:09:20,860
Coldplay. You saw
them somewhere.
845
01:09:20,862 --> 01:09:22,862
Go on.
- Didn't catch your name.
846
01:09:22,864 --> 01:09:24,329
- I'm Liz.
- Liz,
847
01:09:24,331 --> 01:09:26,565
would you like a top off?
- Yes, if they have Guinness.
848
01:09:26,567 --> 01:09:28,668
Please.
- I'll be right back.
849
01:09:28,670 --> 01:09:29,570
- Oh my God. Thank you.
850
01:09:34,575 --> 01:09:36,410
- So who's
the better kisser?
851
01:09:40,715 --> 01:09:41,582
- What?
852
01:09:45,452 --> 01:09:47,318
- Yo yo, yo yo! Let
me just your phone.
853
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,253
- Huh?
- Come on, man.
854
01:09:48,255 --> 01:09:49,121
It's an emergency, serious.
855
01:09:49,123 --> 01:09:50,656
Come on.
- What happened?
856
01:09:50,658 --> 01:09:52,158
- Oh man, do I need to call
your mother to let her know
857
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,993
that her son is out
looking for dick?
858
01:09:53,995 --> 01:09:56,028
Ain't that right, McFaggot?
- Now take it easy, mate.
859
01:09:56,030 --> 01:09:57,997
What's this all about?
- Mates?
860
01:09:57,999 --> 01:10:00,733
We ain't no fucking
mates, and my boy,
861
01:10:00,735 --> 01:10:03,169
you saw earlier, he
ain't no homo either.
862
01:10:03,171 --> 01:10:05,037
You hear me? You
hear what I said?
863
01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:07,175
So who you trying to
fuck with here, huh?
864
01:10:08,543 --> 01:10:10,810
You trying to fuck with
my boy? Is that what's up?
865
01:10:10,812 --> 01:10:12,645
Huh? You want his
dick up your butt?
866
01:10:12,647 --> 01:10:14,113
That it, huh?
867
01:10:14,115 --> 01:10:15,413
Your mom know you out here
868
01:10:15,415 --> 01:10:16,882
- Jesus Christ.
- looking for dick up the ass?
869
01:10:16,884 --> 01:10:18,117
- What's the fucking problem?
- You're making a problem?
870
01:10:18,119 --> 01:10:19,585
Huh? My problem
is you, McFaggot!
871
01:10:19,587 --> 01:10:20,853
So why don't you take you
and your gay ass waist
872
01:10:20,855 --> 01:10:23,956
and get the fuck outta
here and go suck a dick.
873
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:28,896
- Ah, thanks for the invitation,
but you're not my type.
874
01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:38,704
- Yo. What's up, Papi?
875
01:10:38,706 --> 01:10:41,272
Yo, Dublin, where
you going, man?
876
01:10:47,749 --> 01:10:49,817
- Dude, can you hurry up?
877
01:10:59,627 --> 01:11:01,727
Hey, what the hell, man?
878
01:11:25,485 --> 01:11:28,621
- Now you know what
Cuz.
879
01:11:28,623 --> 01:11:29,791
Motherfucker!
880
01:12:15,670 --> 01:12:19,038
- 911. What's the
nature of your emergency?
881
01:12:29,083 --> 01:12:33,219
- Yo, this, this 911?
882
01:12:33,221 --> 01:12:38,292
The nature of my call, I'd
like to report something,
883
01:12:39,426 --> 01:12:40,926
but seriously, I, I, I
can't be found out, yo.
884
01:12:40,928 --> 01:12:43,729
I, I got a situation
in my head that I,
885
01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:45,264
that I can't deal with no more.
886
01:12:45,266 --> 01:12:47,268
I know this ain't
the suicide hotline.
887
01:12:48,336 --> 01:12:49,902
There's this fucking
guy in my neighborhood.
888
01:12:49,904 --> 01:12:53,074
He, he deals drugs and
he, he beats on me,
889
01:12:54,609 --> 01:12:57,643
and I don't even know why,
and I can't take it no more.
890
01:12:57,645 --> 01:12:58,611
He thinks he could just treat me
891
01:12:58,613 --> 01:12:59,912
like however you wanna treat me,
892
01:12:59,914 --> 01:13:01,547
and it's like, it
is like sick, yo!
893
01:13:01,549 --> 01:13:03,517
He, he fucked up
this one dude so bad,
894
01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:05,452
I don't even know
if he could walk.
895
01:13:08,322 --> 01:13:11,557
I can't leave. It's just
me and my grandmas here.
896
01:13:11,559 --> 01:13:13,025
You what the, what the
fuck am I gonna do?
897
01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:14,562
Where are we supposed
to go, huh? Huh?
898
01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:20,001
All right. All
right, I'm calm now.
899
01:13:24,705 --> 01:13:28,342
I, I would like to
report illegal activity.
900
01:13:30,811 --> 01:13:34,647
I doubt he's a
stranger to you guys.
901
01:18:19,066 --> 01:18:20,832
- Are we just gonna do a
little bit off the side right?
902
01:18:20,834 --> 01:18:24,870
- A little bit.
- Okay. It's been awhile.
903
01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:27,105
- So you're trying
to roll it back in.
904
01:18:27,107 --> 01:18:29,509
Coming to me to get dress up.
905
01:18:29,511 --> 01:18:30,610
- Like I.
906
01:18:38,852 --> 01:18:39,952
- Hey.
- Yo yo!
907
01:18:39,954 --> 01:18:41,554
What's up, Papi?
- What up?
908
01:18:43,357 --> 01:18:44,557
- Hello, Mahogany.
- Chewie.
909
01:18:44,559 --> 01:18:48,026
- Man, the shop has
copped a whole new vibe
910
01:18:48,028 --> 01:18:49,596
ever since big old bad
Cuz stopped hanging out.
911
01:18:49,598 --> 01:18:50,796
- I tell you.
- Yeah.
912
01:18:50,798 --> 01:18:52,965
They actually have
customers now.
913
01:18:52,967 --> 01:18:54,066
- Oh come on.
914
01:18:55,803 --> 01:18:56,735
- You think I'd be working here
915
01:18:56,737 --> 01:18:58,170
if he was still hanging around?
916
01:18:58,172 --> 01:19:01,740
- Hey, so what exactly happened
to big old bad Cuz anyway?
917
01:19:01,742 --> 01:19:04,376
- Yo, I heard from Lil Money
cops finally busted his ass.
918
01:19:04,378 --> 01:19:05,911
For what, dealing shitty weed?
919
01:19:08,015 --> 01:19:09,549
- Yo, I heard his own
mother ratted him out.
920
01:19:09,551 --> 01:19:10,749
- What?
921
01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:12,417
- Yo, I ain't even
know Cuz had a mother.
922
01:19:12,419 --> 01:19:13,418
- Well, she traded in
her family for loose dick
923
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:15,155
and cheap drinks
a long time ago.
924
01:19:16,257 --> 01:19:17,756
- Yeah, and then his
uncle came around
925
01:19:17,758 --> 01:19:19,026
and introduced him to the
hustle and that was it.
926
01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,461
- So who's gonna beat
up on poor Jorge now?
927
01:19:22,463 --> 01:19:23,730
- Yo, actually, Jorge is
doing all right right now.
928
01:19:23,732 --> 01:19:24,930
- Word?
- Yeah.
929
01:19:24,932 --> 01:19:26,599
He got himself a
job stocking shelves
930
01:19:26,601 --> 01:19:29,501
at this new supermarket
up in Long Island City.
931
01:19:29,503 --> 01:19:30,737
- No way. Good for him.
932
01:19:30,739 --> 01:19:31,970
- And his grandma's
doing better now, so.
933
01:19:31,972 --> 01:19:33,939
- You see, Cuz and I
ain't never had no beef,
934
01:19:33,941 --> 01:19:35,608
but I ain't letting a character
935
01:19:35,610 --> 01:19:37,978
like that anywhere
near my wife and kids.
936
01:19:38,779 --> 01:19:39,681
- Yeah.
937
01:19:40,582 --> 01:19:41,583
- Hey, yo, Quique.
938
01:19:42,651 --> 01:19:43,583
You heard the shit he was saying
939
01:19:43,585 --> 01:19:44,519
about you and Irish last summer?
940
01:19:46,820 --> 01:19:48,320
- Who?
- Remember Irish?
941
01:19:48,322 --> 01:19:51,056
Tall, whitey white dude
who Cuz left all busted up
942
01:19:51,058 --> 01:19:53,125
in that dark alley?
- You, Squeak, really?
943
01:19:53,127 --> 01:19:54,226
What the fuck you bringing
that up right now?
944
01:19:54,228 --> 01:19:56,795
- What?
- So what about it?
945
01:20:00,067 --> 01:20:01,601
- Oh come on, Quiq.
946
01:20:01,603 --> 01:20:03,068
You must've heard Cuz running
his mouth with some wild shit
947
01:20:03,070 --> 01:20:05,674
about how you and Irish
was doing things on the DL.
948
01:20:07,875 --> 01:20:10,377
- Of course I heard about
it, heard all about it,
949
01:20:11,879 --> 01:20:13,847
and guess I'm still gonna
hear about it apparently.
950
01:20:16,984 --> 01:20:18,185
So what if it was true?
951
01:20:24,091 --> 01:20:24,992
What then?
952
01:20:47,682 --> 01:20:48,781
- I heard on the
news that it's supposed
953
01:20:48,783 --> 01:20:51,083
to rain all next week.
- Really?
954
01:20:51,085 --> 01:20:52,585
- Yeah.
- I actually thought
955
01:20:52,587 --> 01:20:53,820
that it was gonna be
sunny on next week.
956
01:20:53,822 --> 01:20:55,053
I've been trying
to go to the beach.
957
01:20:55,055 --> 01:20:56,421
- Nah.
- I need y'all to hurry up
958
01:20:56,423 --> 01:20:58,390
'cause I got.
959
01:21:02,930 --> 01:21:07,334
Hallelujah! About time, man!72317
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