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- Previously on "All Stars"...

On this season of "All Stars,"

fans will vote to determine

which one of our eliminated queens

will win the title Queen of the Fame Games.

- I will be queen of the Fame Game.

Gotta go.

- I love you so much. I love you.

My game does not end here.

This is only the beginning.

- There's always time for kindness.

- Sometimes you get to the end of the road,

but that's your chance to carve your own new path.

- It's fine, babe. I understand.

I am gooped, gagged, and gobsmacked right now.

I did better than last time!

- I'm leaving as a superstar, baby.

Look for me online, 'cause I'm gonna need

y'all's love and support, y'all.

I still got a chance to win.

Bye!

- It feels like a gut punch.

I've got my panties, and I'm taking them with me.

- I love you. - We love you, baby.

- Love you too.

- Jessica Wild still got it, baby.

Escandalo.

- The Fame Games have just begun.

Yeah!

My God!

My God, you saved me.

Jessica has just been eliminated,

and Kandy has saved me!

Thank you, Kandy.

I am so happy.

We dreamed of getting into the top two together,

and I'm so relieved that she held up

her end of our alliance.

Jessica.

"Love you girls with all my heart."

"Love you girls"...

"Love you girls with all my heart.

So proud of you, top two."

- Aw.

I am really sad that Jessica is gone.

And although I eliminated her and it was my fault,

listen, when it comes down to track record,

Jimbo has four wins and one bottom.

Jessica has one win and three bottoms.

That literally sounds like a porn.

- We did it!

We're the top two.

- We're the top two. - Yeah, I can count.

- Let's get on the couch. - Yes.

- We're the top two. - We're the top two.

We're the top two. We're the top two.

So go ahead.

Open the box, open the box, open the box.

- I did that with one hand, just so everyone knows.

Every other bitch was like, how do I open a box?

One for Jimbo, one for Jessica.

Read 'em and weep, America.

- First of all, I want to ask you.

Before I... I was in...

- Could you start over? I couldn't understand you.

- Did you think at one point,

I would actually end your ass home?

- I was seriously worried.

I crossed my legs. I crossed my fingers.

I crossed my eyes.

- You crossed your clitoris.

- I crossed my clitoris. I crossed my anus.

- I mean, you and I made this pact of,

like, we're gonna make it to the very end together.

- Yeah.

- But, bitch, you were strong competition.

You knocked a lot of these bitches out.

- We did this together. - I know. And here we are.

- It's a dream come true. - It is.

I remember this feeling, the top two.

A little weird, though.

I've never seen this happen...

- This is crazy. - In "Drag Race" history.

I want to know why there's only two of us

in this Werk Room and not a crown on someone's head.

- So do you think there's a twist coming?

- Listen, I... at this point,

I feel like if there was a twist coming,

it would have happened a long time ago.

I think at this point, we're just gonna

go into the grand finale.

We're gonna feel our fantasies,

and one of us is gonna get crowned.

- Just you and me, bitch.

One of us is gonna win,

and the other one is gonna die trying.

- If you think that I'm coming here for the second time

and making it this far again...

- To leave without a crown...

- What?

- You are highly mistaken, bitch.

- If you think I came all the way

from another fucking country

with all my fucking best goddamn drag

just to bring it back the fuck home,

then you better guess the fuck again, bitch.

- Bitch, it's a two-hour flight.

- It's actually four.

And if you don't have an aisle seat or a window seat,

it's actually really hard, OK?

- I don't know about you, bitch,

but I need to get ready because there's a crown

that's being fitted for my big-ass head right now.

- There's no crown that would ever fit that big-ass head,

you bitch.

Me and Jimbo at the beginning of this competition

said we would have each other's back.

And through all the ups and downs,

we kept that promise,

and here we are, final two.

But at this point, she is just another girl

standing in the way of me and that crown.

You nasty bitch!

No! No!

I have beat ten of the world's greatest drag queens,

and now I have one last drag queen to beat,

the big boss drag queen, Kandy Muse.

Our alliance ends now.

- I am ready to battle for this crown.

Head-to-head, wig-to-wig, heel-to-heel, bitch,

tit-to-tit.

Let's go.

I got myself. No.

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge Ego Nwodim.

- Hyah, hyah!

My God, my own pony.

There we go.

- All right, switch.

- My taint.

- Ooh, my back.

This is the weirdest feeling ever.

There has never just been two girls in the Werk Room.

- Wow, I can't believe it.

It's so empty in here.

- Yeah, like your fucking head.

- Hello, hello, hello.

- Hello. - Hi, Mama!

My God.

- Come on, satin.

- Jimbo. - Yeah.

Kandy Muse.

- Condragulations for making "Drag Race" herstory.

- Yes! - Thank you.

- You know, we've never had a top two

going into the grand finale.

Isn't that crazy?

- Yes. - That is wild.

- Feels a little bit lonely.

- So I decided to invite back...

Your All Star sisters.

- No.

Don't bring them back.

Lock the doors.

- It's too late.

- No!

- The invitations have already gone out.

- What?

No!

Not now.

We're finally at the end.

- Bring back my girls!

- No!

No more hos!

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

My God, Monica!

- Naysha Lopez.

- Bitches, I'm back. - My God!

- Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- Whoo!

Hi, ladies.

- Darienne Lake.

- Hi! - Hi!

- Jaymes Mansfield. - What's up, hos?

- Kahanna Montrese.

- Hello.

- LaLa Ri.

- LaLa Ri!

- Hey, Mother.

- Alexis Michelle.

- And Jessica Wild.

- I'm always lost. Sorry.

Sister.

- Now, you're probably wondering

why I invited you back

just one week before the grand finale.

Well, you're here to decide once and for all

whether Kandy Muse or Jimbo

makes it into the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame.

Interesting.

- I like that.

Yes.

I am finally going to get my revenge.

Just kidding.

- That would have been good.

Man.

- Thank God. - Girl!

- That was scary. - My goodness.

- Mama Ru, you little prankster, little trickster.

I love when you play tricks.

- Instead, let's kick things off

with some good old-fashioned shade.

Ooh.

- In the grand tradition of "Paris is Burning,"

the library is about to get opened.

- Because reading is what?

Fundamental.

- That's right.

- Baby, the library is open, honey.

Now, let me tell y'all something.

See, we have been waiting for this all season.

So I am so excited to read these hos.

But I already...

I'm not, like, a reading professional, OK?

But I'm excited, OK?

I ain't gonna back down, OK?

'Cause I ain't no punk-ass bitch.

- First up, Jessica Wild.

Jessica, the library is open.

- Alexis Michelle, I'm not going

to say anything horrible to you,

because I'm tired of seeing you crying.

Ms. LaLa Ri.

- What's up?

- Every Thursday night,

I think about your fashion

because it's when I take out the trash.

- You bitch.

Ms. Kandy Muse.

- You decide to pick my lipstick.

I'm not gonna get revenge on you.

With that face, your life is hard enough.

- LaLa Ri, you've been a bad girl.

Prepare to be punished

by my dick.

- Whoa! - Shit.

- Not a read, just a proposal.

Yes, honey.

- Kahanna Montrese, so glad you got to get out of the shadow

of your mother, Coco.

Unfortunately, I think you'll be

under the shadow of her hand when she bops you

for that Snatch Game.

Jimbo.

- Yeah. - Lip sync.

That's the read.

- Jessica Wild, my darling.

You know, speaking of my fashions,

I can make another dress with the bags under your eyes.

Alexis Michelle.

So, you know, Alexis is a triple threat, right?

She has gonorrhea of the mouth, ass, and the dick.

- Jaymes Mansfield, your drag is so pretty.

I never understood the man until I saw that beard

fighting that foundation.

Naysha Lopez, so beautiful.

You're like a JLo impersonator,

but it's the Ja Rule voice that gets me.

- I'm not mad at it.

- Darienne Lake, she has had beautiful gowns this season.

You should hang them up next to your career.

Ooh.

- Mrs. Kasha Davis,

the only drag queen story hour children protest.

- Alexis Michelle is so hairy that when she was born,

she gave her mom's vagina rug burn.

Kandy Moos... Muse.

On your season, like, I didn't like you

'cause I didn't know you, but now I know you.

- Jessica Wild!

My gosh, I just love your music.

Mr. Davis and I download it,

and we play it at our dinner parties

when we want our guests to leave.

Jaymes Mansfield.

My God, that voice, those wigs.

Someday you'll go far.

Let's just hope you stay there.

Alexis Michelle, gorgeous!

From this angle, stunning.

From the back, it's like a helicopter landing pad.

Terrible!

It's terrible. I'm so mean.

Kandy Muse.

You know, people say they look like their pets.

I have a husky.

Hurr, wide.

You, I don't know.

Tasmanian devil.

That's my impersonation of you.

- Well done. - Awesome.

- Delta Work.

- Hi!

- No, I know you're Darienne Lake.

I'm just saying, I prefer Delta Work.

Jimbo, I look at you,

and I'm reminded that not everyone needs plastic surgery.

But you do. You really do.

- OK.

- LaLa, LaLa, my dear sister.

I have a new tour for you,

LaLa Ri and the leotard experience.

- Checkmate.

- Naysha, Naysha, Naysha.

We know each other about, what, 20-something years?

- You know, you had your nose done.

You got your teeth done.

But what the fuck is going on with them toes, girl?

Get it together.

Kandy Muse, if this doesn't work out,

you can sell hot dogs, like the one you have stored

in the back of your head.

- Monica Beverly Hillz.

You know, I was shocked when you went home early

because I thought the cleaning crew was booked

for the entire season.

- Jessica Wild.

I was gonna apologize to Puerto Rico

for choosing your lipstick.

Then I realized, they don't know

who the fuck you are, bitch.

- Kahanna Montrese.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas,

and what happens in Kahanna

dribbles out her leg shortly after.

- True.

- Darienne Lake.

More like Darienne Bog.

You've got two useless stumps and a swamp ass.

- That's a good one.

- Naysha, Jennifer Lopez called.

She said, fuck you.

No, seriously, fuck you.

- Now, y'all some shady-ass queens.

And I love you for it.

The winner of today's Mini Challenge is...

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

Condragulations.

You've won $2,500.

- Yes! - Whoo!

- I wish I was meaner now.

- Ladykins, now, I didn't bring back

the eliminated queens

just so you can read each other.

I invited you back so you could

show off your charisma, uniqueness, nerve,

and talent one more time.

As you know, there are two ways to win this season.

And this week, we are focusing exclusively

on the Fame Games.

#AllStars8.

All season long, the "Drag Race" fandom

has been watching you strut your stuff

on "Untucked" and online.

And after this week's episode,

the official fan voting will be open.

For this week's Maxi Challenge, you need to wow us

in the Fame Games Variety Extravaganza.

- Hey! - Work!

- Each of you will present

sickening solo performances

that showcase your All Star talents.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress the fans before they cast their votes

for queen of the Fame Games.

And the winner will receive a cash prize of $60,000...

Work.

- Courtesy of Sunday Riley,

who just so happens to be one of your biggest fans.

- Hi, queens.

I have been absolutely addicted

to every single minute of "All Stars" this season.

So it has been such an honor

to be a sponsor for the Fame Games.

Every single person at Sunday Riley

skin care and you guys.

And I cannot wait to see who snatches

the fan vote to become queen of the Fame Games.

- My top two All Stars, Kandy Muse and Jimbo,

this week, you won't be competing,

but you will be hosting the Variety Extravaganza.

So don't fuck it up.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- Home, sweet home.

- Just feel like I was just here.

- Kandy, move your shit.

It feels great to be back.

- Damn, Monica, how many episodes you gonna do?

- Baby, I'm coming back. I'm coming back.

One of these hos gots to go, girl.

- Are you shocked to see me in the top two?

- Absolutely.

- This whole Fame Game thing.

I mean, $60,000. - Yeah.

- Do you think it'll be a check form,

or you get, like, a cryptocurrency?

- I've been investing in NFTs.

- You better work.

- Yeah, nice fat titties. - Yes.

- Yeah, so...

With the Fame Game Variety Extravaganza,

this is your last chance

to show the fans what you have to offer

and why they should vote for you.

But of course, you should vote for me, not the other hags.

Please vote for me.

I would be so happy.

I'll let you touch my titties.

So what does the winner of the talent show get?

- I don't know.

A first-class flight home.

- Ooh, ooh.

- Hey, kitty girls.

Hey!

- Let the Fame Games begin!

All right, Monica, Naysha, and Mrs. Davis,

come on over.

Well, hello, ladies. - Hello.

- Welcome back.

Thank you for having us back.

- Yeah. Now, listen.

In the downtime, did you relive the whole experience

and think, ooh, I should have done this

or I should have done that?

- I put pictures up of all the girls

and threw darts, set some on fire.

- Wow. - She's not joking at all.

- I felt that.

- No, no, no, I'm really grateful

for the opportunity I got to begin with.

- Yeah.

- But no, there's $60,000 up for the grab,

and I'm here to grab it. - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Good.

So we've got a variety show.

Mrs. Kasha Davis, what are you gonna do?

- I have my own song, and it's a little bit like a rap.

- A what? - A little bit like a rap.

Is that your book?

Did you write that book?

- This is one of three, yes.

"Has Anyone Said 'I Love You.'"

- I love that.

- For the variety show, I have a song,

and it's a bit of a protest about all

the different injustices that are happening in the world.

And it kind of ties it up with a lovely little story time.

All in one minute, kids.

- What are you gonna do? - I'm going to dance.

- You mean "dahnce." - I'm going to "dahnce."

- Yes, and I decided to go the Spanish route.

So I'm gonna go a little more flamenco.

- Wow, fabulous.

Monica, what are you gonna do?

- I'm actually lip-synching to one of my own tracks.

Great.

- It's more like house music a little bit.

- And how many songs do you have?

- That's the only one. - That's the only one?

OK.

Well, I love a variety show.

I mean, this... talk about ending

all of this with a blast. - Yes.

- And the opportunity to possibly win $60,000.

- Yes.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Well, look who's here.

The gang's all back in town. - Hi.

- Now, you've got some pom-poms there.

Are you gonna do a cheerleader routine?

Yes, honey.

I'm gonna give you some little 24K action.

I love 24K.

- You know, with everything going on with "Don't Say Gay,"

it's just crazy to me, because had I not

been able to come out to my cheerleading coaches

and, like, have that support, I don't think I would have

made it through high school.

So this is just a huge thank-you to my cheer coaches.

- Is it your original song?

- It is an original song. I rap. I sing.

- Darienne, do you rap?

- I... yeah, yeah, presents, beautifully.

- Great. - Beautifully.

- So you've got a gorgeous gown there.

What are you gonna do?

- I'm gonna do some comedy about my life

and... and my... myself and my confidence.

Great, I love that.

And I see, Jaymes, you've brought

your girls with you. - Yes.

- Yes, and they're a part of your act?

- Of course. I can't leave them at home.

- No, right.

You can't find a babysitter these days, can you?

- Absolutely. - So what are you going to do?

- Well, I like the idea of doing a comedy number

about having no talent.

- OK.

- So I'm gonna do a nice original song

that I recorded, and hopefully you guys like it.

- I can't wait.

I'm very excited to see this.

- You're gonna be there, cool. - I will be there.

- Awesome. Bring some friends.

- Well, hello.

It just seems like yesterday that you were here before.

- Right, I have that feeling literally.

- Alexis, what are you doing for your variety show?

- Some live singing, some choreography,

a little bit of comedy. - Ooh.

- I wanted to do something inspired

by one of my favorite musicals of all time, "Gypsy."

Just call me Alexis Rose Lee.

- What are you doing, LaLa? - I am giving you the LaLa...

- Is the experience stopping in town?

- Yeah, I'm giving you the LaLa Ri experience.

Coming to town, baby. Yes, indeed.

I am giving a original song.

- I'm performing with dancers, choreography.

- Ooh. - A whole production.

- Well, I knew a performer.

Her name was Lady Hennessy Brown,

and she would stuff 57 pairs of pantyhose inside her cavity.

Yes.

They were tied together, and the promoter

would take the tip of it and walk to the end of the club.

And it would come out.

Something like that?

Similar.

- OK.

So what are you gonna do?

- Well, maybe now I want to change my talent to do that.

Don't give me ideas.

- OK, all right.

- I'm gonna flip my hair.

I'm gonna reintroduce one of my original songs.

The name is "Do You Like It Wild?"

- Great.

Listen, I'm very proud of you kids.

I am expecting a fabulous variety show.

- Thank you. - I'll see you out there.

Mwah. - Bye.

- All right, All Stars, gather round.

Gather round, All Stars.

Ladykins, time to leave it all on the main stage.

You've got nothing to lose and $60,000 to gain.

And one more thing.

Fame Game rules are now in full effect.

Based on your Variety Extravaganza performances,

I will choose the top two All Stars of the week.

They will lip-synch against each other

for a chance to dramatically increase

their total Fame Game fan votes.

That's right.

With the spin of a wheel, the winner of the lip sync

will multiply her votes times two,

times three,

or, if she's really lucky, times five.

- Ooh!

- Girl!

- OK, yes, the stakes has risen again.

Let's go.

- So it could be anybody's game.

- Spin, spin, spin. Rise, rise, rise.

Spin, spin, spin.

Rise, rise, rise.

- So good luck.

And you better step that pussy up.

- Girl, but let's get into makeup, honey.

- It's been so long, I don't even know

how do makeup no mo'.

- Time to get painted, honey, painted.

- Yes, it's time to get ready

for our Fame Game Variety Extravaganza!

There's gonna be two top All Stars this week,

and I want to be one of them.

- Now, you're not only doing the variety show just to, like,

we're here for the Fame Game.

- You're being judged. - You're being judged.

There's pressure under y'all.

- Look at her. She got quiet.

- 'Cause I'm excited, girl. I'm excited.

- The stakes are high for this variety show performance.

It's like a filet mignon and a T-bone steak all together.

That's right, the top All Stars get a Lip Sync

for Their Legacy, and the winner the lip sync

gets to dramatically increase

their fan votes by spinning the wheel.

Whoo!

Look at me, I can dab.

- So you could double, quadruple...

- Quintuple? - Quintuple.

- I don't even know how to count that high.

But it sounds like a lot.

- Spinning the wheel can take your game

and really just, launch it.

- Work to get in that top two, baby.

- And only one person gets to spin the wheel.

- Just think.

The girl that wins, that's how many more votes

we have to purchase from, like, you know,

offshore people to vote for us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, from the offshore accounts

and stuff. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Or get, like, celebrity endorsement from our sisters.

- Ooh, celebrity endorsements, yes.

- I just need to know a celebrity first.

I want to win the 60K so bad.

- Yes.

- Baby, I am gunning for that 60K.

I want to pay off my husband's student loans.

We could take a vacation.

We could do all sorts of stuff with that.

I'm frugal, OK?

I could stretch that.

It'll feel like 200K.

Bitch, I'm about to carry right now.

Y'all are competing for second place.

That's so cute.

- You guys, do well. I mean...

- You know what second place looks like.

- You walked right into that one, bitch.

- Well, I wasn't given the opportunity

to be in the bottom as many times as you were.

Girl.

- I don't know what I'm laughing for.

I went home first.

I'm so excited to do this because the world can see,

like, hey, she got sent home first,

but she's serving it.

Bitch!

And I am coming for the Fame Game round.

I'm ready to sock it with these beautiful tits right here.

- You ready for your talent?

- Yes. - Yeah?

- I mean, I get to give the LaLa Ri experience, honey.

- I'm excited for that.

- How are you?

- I'm OK, you know?

I got to tell you, I take full responsibility

for your elimination.

I definitely want to take a minute

to apologize to LaLa

'cause I led her to believe that I had her back.

- And if you do win tonight, don't forget about me.

- I won't.

You know I won't.

I wish I had been more careful with my words.

After a couple nights' sleep after getting eliminated,

it all became clear to me.

And I am so sorry.

That's something I'm gonna have to live with.

- Girl. - And I'm really sorry.

- I appreciate that.

Of course, I was upset.

But, child, life goes on.

It's a competition at the end of the day.

You looking out for yourself.

You want to win.

I get that. But, bitch, I was upset.

- Rightly so. Rightly, rightly so.

- Let's get ready for these Fame Games today

and give these people a great show.

It's time to get the real heavy coin.

I want this $60,000, bitch.

- I don't think I ever asked you.

What's your name out of drag?

- Tamika.

- Tamika?

Beyoncé.

Not us making a love connection on national TV like this.

My God.

Lord.

- LaLa, go around and give everyone makeup tips.

- Yeah, give me a makeup tip.

- Don't do that.

- After being judged for the past 78 weeks...

It feels nice to just host the variety show.

I don't know about you, Jimbo, but, like,

even though we're not being judged,

we're still in front of the judges.

So that's a lot of pressure to still do good, you know?

- Every moment counts. - Yeah.

- Have you hosted before, like, your shows?

- No, I've never done a job or a gig, so I'm just pretending.

OK.

- No.

Y'all hos better be good tonight

because me and Jimbo gonna read you bitches

on the stage, all right?

- That's right.

- But nonetheless, I'm ready for a good fucking show.

- Yeah. - Yes.

- So who's ready for a variety show?

- Baby, it's gonna be an escandalo.

Get ready, bitches, because tonight

we have another chance to show the world

who deserve to win the Fame Games.

Everybody wants $60,000,

but I deserve it.

I've worked very hard, and I'm ready to bring the house down.

- Escandalo.

I cannot stand you, Jessica.

- Hey!

Whoo!

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Michelle Visage, what's the price of fame?

- You want fame?

Well, fame costs.

And right here is where you start paying in sweat.

- OK, but how much for one rib?

- For you, free.

- Thank you, Ms. Debbie Allen.

- You are welcome.

- The hilarious Ross Mathews.

Now, how did you get ahead in Hollywood?

I did it the old-fashioned way, Ru.

I bottomed my way to the top.

Or did I top my way to the bottom?

I don't know, but I'm here.

- You certainly are.

And a big welcome to Ego Nwodim.

What's the best thing about being famous?

- Can I be honest? Are we being honest?

- Yeah. - The free stuff.

Truth!

- We are so happy you're here.

Now, this week, we challenged our Fame Game queens

to showcase their talents in a Variety Extravaganza.

And after the show, the fan voting begins officially.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

Please welcome to the stage our top two All Stars,

Jimbo and Kandy Muse.

My goodness.

Hello, I'm Jimbo, and thank you for coming "oot" tonight.

- And, bitch, I'm Kandy Muse,

and let me tell you something.

This show tonight, it's gonna be full

of motherfucking star quality, bitch.

- You bitch.

Just kidding.

I'm Kandy Muse, bitch.

- And I'm Jimbo.

- And welcome to the Fame Game Variety Extravaganza.

- We have a big show for you tonight, so let's get started.

Let's go deep into the 9021-yeah,

with Monica Beverly Hillz.

- Whoo!

- Hey, beautiful.

- She look beautiful! - Yes!

- Yes, Monica!

- Yes!

Do you like that, Daddy?

- Pussy, bitch, pussy. - Yes.

- Whoo!

- Next, it's about to get muy caliente with Naysha Lopez.

- Yes.

- Whoo!

- Get it, girl.

- Ooh.

- Yes!

- Yes!

- Yes!

- Whoo!

- Next up, here's the missus with a message,

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- It's me, Mrs. Kasha Davis,

international celebrity housewife.

There's always time for a breakdown.

"Work hard and be kind" were my parents' words.

Give more and help others.

Is that so absurd?

Look in your eyes before your day starts.

Love who you are and follow your heart.

Remember, Eddie, there's always time for kindness.

That's all.

- I love it. I love it.

- Queen with a message.

- Next up, she's here to make a splash, Darienne Lake.

- Hey, the big girl is back in the house.

Ooh, looking sexy and fuck-able.

- Yes!

- You know how you get a big girl like me in bed with you?

- How? - Piece of cake.

Now, I know I didn't win my season or this one.

But that hasn't stopped me from making a huge impression

in hotel mattresses around the fucking world,

because I'm a slut.

But seriously, I know I've gone under

a huge transformation recently.

I don't know if you can tell

that I'm parting my hair on this side now.

Thank you.

No, but actually, I have lost so much weight,

just mental and physical.

And I didn't think I could do it,

because I have failed so many times.

But then I thought about bumblebees.

You know, bumblebees' bodies

are too fat for their tiny little wings to fly,

and yet they defy gravity.

So to anybody out there who doesn't bee-lieve in yourself,

I want you to flap your little wings

and fly your fat ass to the sky.

Big kisses from the big girl.

Mwah. I love you.

- Yes, Darienne.

- Taking the stage, it's everybody's favorite

bosom buddy, Jaymes Mansfield.

Thank you, and they're real.

- Yay! - Yay!

- Mine are real too.

Yeah!

- Welcome back to the Fame Game Variety Extravaganza.

- We've got more show.

- And more hos.

- So let's go.

- Next, she's sexy.

She's cute.

She's Kahanna Montrese.

- Whoa!

- Let them out, girl.

- Yeah!

- Yay, Kahanna! - Yes!

- Next up, excuse her booty.

Give it up for LaLa Ri.

- Hey! - Yeah!

- Yes!

- I love it!

- Next, get ready because everything's

coming up Alexis Michelle.

My TV mother, RuPaul, who got me into this business,

always has sage advice like wear a suit.

Love yourself.

Make 'em beg for more.

And then don't fuck it up.

You know what they say.

An apple a day, and I'm a bad apple.

Yes!

- Work.

- Work, you bad apple.

- Up next, her pussy is en fuego.

Jessica Wild!

- Yeah! - Yes, Jessica!

- Whoo!

- The competitive section of our program is over.

- And now for something you'll really like.

- Two command performances for Mama Ru.

I hope you saved room for dessert.

Here's Jimbo.

- Yes, time for a snack.

- Ooh, it's cold.

- Yeah. - Ice cream.

- Where'd she get that?

- I don't know. - Yeah.

Ooh.

- Yes!

- Yes, Jimbo!

- What now?

Cherry! - Cherry!

- What? - My God.

- All right, Jimbo.

- Whoo!

- Next, it's the badonkadonk Bronx's finest,

Kandy Muse.

Welcome, queens.

It's like a family reunion up in here.

My top two All Stars,

Jimbo and Kandy Muse, next week,

the pressure's on as you compete

for a grand prize of $200,000.

But tonight y'all can go untuck,

get your drink on.

Ooh, yes, satiate me.

- I am parched, honey.

You may leave the stage.

- Good luck, girls. - Bye.

- I love you all. - Thank you.

- Ladykins, tonight we're looking for the top two

All Stars of the week, and those two queens

will lip-synch against each other

for the chance to multiply their total fan votes.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Monica Beverly Hillz.

Welcome back, my love.

- Hi.

- Not a soul can clock.

It made me so happy to see you doing you.

You felt comfortable.

You were flirtatious.

You were delivering it, baby.

You are a natural-born performer.

- Thank you so much.

- I loved your performance.

You said, do you like it, Daddy?

Daddy likes it.

- Daddy likes it, but Mommy likes it too.

OK?

You drew me in. You looked absolutely stunning.

You were fantastic. - Thank you.

- Fantastic.

- Up next, Naysha Lopez.

- The first thing I saw, I hate to say it,

was those incredible shoes.

Those shoes are not easy to keep your balance

in doing flamenco.

- Yeah. - Like, that's really not easy.

I enjoyed the reveal. I enjoyed watching it.

I wanted to see more.

I felt like it was just the foreplay.

Yeah.

- Who needs anal if that's your foreplay?

Hello!

That was great.

Talk about precision.

I mean, every movement was exactly right on the beat.

Perfection.

- Aw, thank you.

- You were such a force.

Hit every single move.

I was like, bam, bam, bam, bam.

The outfit was incredible, commanded my attention.

I feel like everything in here stopped when you were onstage.

I'm in awe, so thank you. Thank you.

- Up next, Mrs. Kasha Davis. - Hi there.

- I just wrote down social justice warrior.

I thought that your performance was intense.

I thought it was powerful.

I thought it made a statement.

- Drag is political, and what you said out there

about being kind to one another,

it shouldn't be revolutionary either.

But it is, and it needed to be said.

- Kindness is at the top of my list of human virtues.

Number two would be a big, fat ass.

It was fantastic.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Darienne Lake.

- I love that you did comedy.

Thank you for making me laugh.

The self-deprecation, it works,

but I don't think you have to be the punch line anymore,

because we're all looking like, this is a bad bitch.

- You know how you get a big girl like me in bed with you?

- How? - Piece of cake.

- Your comedy was adorable.

It was inspirational.

And I think it kind of synopsized everything

that was going on in your world.

- Yeah, it was very, very funny,

and you look so gorgeous.

Do you get tired of us saying that?

Actually, I don't.

Thank you, darling. - Thank you.

- Up next, Jaymes Mansfield.

- Anyone else out there doing that performance

could look like a real boob.

Jaymes, it was just so perfectly silly,

ridiculous, and hilarious.

- This is where you shine.

So silly, so fun.

That's what makes you you.

And that's what makes you special.

- You don't have to search far and wide

for what makes you special.

It can be as simple as the gorgeous titties

that lay atop your chest.

- They're beautiful.

- It could really be... It could be that simple.

You have stage presence.

You have talent. You have looks.

I mean, I loved it.

I didn't want it to end.

- Jaymes Mansfield, the world is ready for you.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Kahanna Montrese.

- First of all, you did a standing back tuck, full stop.

That is so hard, but then you are tucked,

and you're doing everything else in drag.

That's like, holy shit.

- You put your thing down,

you flipped it, and you reversed it.

You have a background in cheerleading.

It is so smart that you brought this to the runway.

- Well, I thank you on behalf of all the little kids

out there who will see this performance and say,

I want to do me a Black... a Black flip.

- A Black flip.

A Black flip.

- When you're Black and you backflip.

- Kahanna, coin that shit. Black flip.

No, actually, I've already

put my lawyers on it, all right?

No.

- Copyright it.

- Thank you, Kahanna. - Thank you.

- Up next, LaLa Ri.

- That performance, I was living

for every single moment.

I was hanging on every single dance move.

- It was 100% energy.

It just blew us away.

Your ass is good.

- Yes, real good.

- My ass is so-so.

- You put on an incredible show.

I was like, I want to see LaLa in concert, bring the girls,

and we're gonna go watch LaLa.

I mean, it was incredible.

- You know, we had an idea that the LaLa Ri experience

was that exciting, but to see it

and experience it can't be described.

It was brilliant. - Thank you.

- Up next, Alexis Michelle.

- Remind me, are you from New York?

You were giving me the Big Apple tonight.

- You're a musical theater queen.

So of course you came out here and you sang live.

It was so fun.

- I did not know apples could be sexy until tonight.

Your breath control, so remarkably impressive

to be able to do that while doing your moves.

- She has a strong core.

- You couldn't help yourself.

- Thank you, Alexis. - Thank you.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- I don't know how your head

is standing upright on your neck right now.

It was so amazing to watch you do that, Jessica.

That is your element.

- Do you know what your neck and your back

and your pussy and your crack all have in common?

They all need a chiropractor.

- They do.

- That was insane.

My gosh.

Jessica, you are... You're a born performer.

You were phenomenal.

You could step into any show on tour tonight,

and people would fall over with your performance, your energy.

Fantastic.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

While you enjoy delicious

House of Love cocktails and mocktails,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Welcome back, All Stars.

Tonight you all lit up the stage.

But two of your pussies were on fire.

The top two All Stars of the week are...

LaLa Ri...

- And Jaymes Mansfield.

- What?

Wow.

- Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- The rest of you may take a seat.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, this is your last chance

to impress me and increase your chances

of winning the Fame Games.

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

- Yes!

- Yes, honey.

- Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jaymes Mansfield, condragulations.

- My God. - You're a winner, baby.

- Thank you. - Yes.

- Thank you.

- You've won the chance to multiply your fan votes.

Yes, ma'am, Mama.

- LaLa Ri, you...

are also a winner, baby.

- Thank you, girl. - That's right.

For the first time this season, we have ourselves a tie.

- Yes, Mother. The titties and ass, honey.

The titties and ass.

- Now, bring back my wheel.

Pit crew!

- Hey, Bruno.

- Bruno will spin the wheel.

Where it lands will determine

if your total fan votes

are multiplied by two, by three, or by five.

Jaymes Mansfield, you first.

Bruno, will you give the wheel a good tug?

My God.

Ooh!

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

- Damn it!

- My God. - My God.

- It's still good.

- Well, Jaymes, the wheel has spoken.

- Yes.

- Your total fan votes will be multiplied by two.

- I guess it's appropriate.

- Condragulations.

- Thank you.

- Now, LaLa Ri, it's your turn.

Bruno, spin that wheel.

- Come on, spin. Spin.

Stop. OK, keep spinning.

Stop.

No!

- I'm good with that. I'm good with that.

- All right.

Well, LaLa Ri, your total fan vote

will be multiplied by three.

- Ooh, a threesome.

- Condragulations. - Awesome.

- Thank you.

- Will all the queens step to the stage?

- Hey, baby. Mwah.

- To our "Drag Race" viewers, the fan voting

for the queen of the Fame Games is open officially.

Go to

queenofthefamegames.votenow.tv

and vote for the queen you'd like to see

win the Fame Games cash prize of $60,000,

courtesy of Sunday Riley.

Is it Monica Beverly Hillz,

Naysha Lopez,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

Darienne Lake,

Jaymes Mansfield,

Kahanna Montrese,

LaLa Ri,

Alexis Michelle,

or Jessica Wild?

Viewers, you have until this Sunday night

at midnight Pacific time

to cast your vote,

and we'll announce the winner of the Fame Games

at next week's grand finale.

And now to our sickening top two All Stars,

Jimbo, Kandy Muse,

next week, one of you will slay your way

to the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame

and sashay away with a grand prize of $200,000.

- Yes!

- Well, condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen!

- All right, now let the music play.

Yes!

- Next time on "All Stars"...

My God, I want it so bad.

- I can't wait to beat Kandy's ass.

- We are all together for the grand finale.

And finally, two queens will be crowned.

- Kandy, are you ready for our little battle tonight?

- A Canadian clown

versus this little hood bitch from the Bronx.

Baby, let's do it.

Let's do it!

- Queen of the Fame Game! - Queen of the Fame Game!

And I can't wait to wear that crown.

- There are 60,000 doll hairs for the taking tonight.

I am ready to win it.

- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" 8 is...

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