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- Previously on "All Stars"...

- You'll be starring in the newest

sketch comedy show, "RDR Live."

Boy.

- What do you think about, like, an alliance?

- Me and Jimbo and Kandy are in an alliance.

However, I'm about to use my social game

to get what I need.

I got your butt. - I got you, girl.

- It's "RDR Live."

- Maybe you're an older gardener who's tired

of soiling themselves.

Let us soil you.

- I overheard a group of queens talking about their pussies

were on fire.

- There's a viral virus spreading

across the globe virally.

- The pussy was a little dry for me.

OK.

- I think it's Dr. Blackwell. You lost me a bit.

We couldn't laugh with you when we couldn't really understand

what you were saying.

- Naysha Lopez, Kahanna Montrese,

you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.

Jimbo, condragulations.

You were the top All Star of the week.

- Yes, Jimbo! - What? Yes!

- It's time to present this week's Lip Sync Assassin.

- Pangina Heals,

you're a winner, baby.

Thank you.

- The $20,000 will roll over into next week's tip.

Which queen has the group chosen to get the chop?

- Naysha.

- Naysha Lopez, you're leaving us tonight.

But the Fame Games have just begun.

Now, sashay away.

- Wow, wowie, whoa.

- Baby. - Ooh, girl!

- What the...

- Over there hobbling like a damn man in heels.

- Right?

- Naysha Lopez is eliminated.

That's my sister.

Mi boricua de Puerto Rico.

It's very sad to see her going home so early.

- "God has a different plan for me,

"and that's fine by me.

"Have fun, and love you all.

"XO, Naysha.

PS, I'm still prettier than all of you."

- Yes, Naysha, I love it.

- We love you, Naysha.

- So we love you, girl.

- Congrats to Jimbo.

Congrats.

My God.

- Wait, so is Naysha's lipstick in your titty?

- Yeah, I decided in the end that I would pick Naysha

based on the track record.

And I was more into what you did.

- Thank you.

- Should we look at who the group voted for?

- Let's see. - Let's see.

- Let's see.

- Kahanna.

- All right, here we go.

- Do you need help, sis?

- It's been a while since you got in a box.

- Is it the other way around?

- Slide the hook.

- Do you have the key?

- Slide the hook.

- There we go, OK. - There you go.

There you go.

- Thank God she's pretty.

I tell you what.

- Jesus.

We have one for Naysha.

- Two for Naysha.

One for Kahanna.

- OK.

- Two for Kahanna.

Three for Kahanna.

- Whoa.

- OK. - My God.

- Three for Naysha.

Four for Naysha.

Five, six, seven for Naysha.

So who the hell picked my lipstick?

- I chose Kahanna.

And it was very difficult

because I know Kahanna worked hard.

But as a Puerto Rican, I can't have her lipstick.

I can't.

- I mean, I get that you were close,

but it doesn't make sense to me

just because my track record proves

that I'm here to fight and here to win.

- I love you, but I'm feeling good that I chose her to stay.

I don't regret it.

I can feel that Kahanna is a little bit upset with me.

But I'm gonna vote the way I want.

I don't need anybody to tell me how to vote.

- Who else?

- I did.

It sucks that I picked your lipstick.

I really believe in you.

And so I know that sounds contradictory,

but Naysha was so desperate to stay.

I was more emotionally swayed by the passion

behind Naysha's plea.

- I'm not just a beauty queen.

I'm so much more.

And I want to show it so bad.

- I just saw the devastation, and I reacted emotionally.

- It's shit to have to pick a lipstick.

- I get it, but I think

we should be basing it off what we're bringing

and not getting emotional about the process.

- Yeah.

- This was a hard one.

If you picked me, it's no bad blood.

- Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.

I hate games.

I'm not the best at playing games.

The best I could play would be Uno.

But at the same time, I can see the looks,

and I can sense the eyes jutting back at me.

This just gives me the...

We'll call it agita, you know?

Your stomach is a little bit upset

worrying about the future.

What did you do, Mrs. Davis?

- Shit's getting gaggy.

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with extra-special guest judge JoJo Siwa.

- Yeah.

- Yes. - Yeah.

- It's a new day. It's a new day.

Ooh! - Here we are. We're back.

- Hey, y'all get the fuck out of my way.

- LaLa's always blocking the damn door.

The competition is tight.

Ha-ha!

Ooh, I lost my pillow.

Just a sec.

Gotta fix that right now

'cause I don't want to fall through the chair.

Could you imagine me falling through the chair

on national TV, bitch?

OK, I don't think it is, baby.

All this badonkadonk back here,

she not gonna fit through that little tiny hole.

But, um...

It's a whole new day in the Werk Room,

and the girls are still here.

What's up?

- The only thing we need to focus on this week

is the cash prize, $30,000.

- Ooh, it rolled over again.

- It rolled over again. - You're welcome.

- Thank you, Jimbo. - You're welcome.

- Baby, I hope I get to lip-synch,

because I'm here to cut a bitch.

That's $30,000.

- The pressure is on, bitches. - Yeah.

- I want that money.

- Everybody want that coin.

- So now, what is this gray, um, jabot?

What does this mean?

- Well, I'm representing the hankie code.

The gray one means bondage.

- Jaymes, I knew she was a freak.

- Let's lock her up right now.

- Show of hands, how many of you have been in a swing?

And I'm not talking about the park.

- Ooh, a swing.

- I ain't done that yet.

- Someone has been in a swing while I was there.

Dom top Heidi strikes again.

- Were you pushing the swing?

- Yeah, I was like, go, yay, go, go.

- If I get on a swing or tied up,

I'm gonna look like a turkey like this.

- No, no.

- She done already done had herses.

- My All Stars...

Hey!

- I'm in the market for a winner.

So do you have this in the bag,

or am I gonna have to shop around?

So what's it gonna be, paper or plastic?

Shopping.

- Gonna the store.

- Supermarket.

- Well, I know a lot about that, so...

- Hello, hello, hello.

Hi!

- Hi. - And look at those shoes.

- She's a pimp today, honey.

- My queens, now, a true All Star

finds fashion inspiration

everywhere she goes,

whether you shop till you drop

or whip up something from scratch.

Your goal is to make the competition eat it.

For this week's Maxi Challenge,

we are throwing a ball.

- Yes. - We love balls.

- And not just any ball.

We are throwing ourselves a Supermarket Ball.

- My God. - I love super balls.

- #AllStars8,

you need to deliver three shop-dead-gorgeous looks.

First category is Legendairy Queen,

a look inspired by the dairy section.

- Yes.

- Is anyone homogenized?

My God.

- I think you're all homogenized.

- Absolutely. - A little bit.

- The second category is Fruity Patootie.

Ooh!

- That's right, a look inspired by nature's candy.

- Not this candy.

- That's not nature's candy.

And attention, shoppers, the final category

is Supermarket Supermodel.

- Ooh! - Better work.

- You need to create a high-fashion look

using items you'd find at the supermarket.

Think Naomi Campbell's Soup or Claudia Swiffer.

What is that?

- That must be the deliveryman now.

- We got a doorbell?

- Back door's open! Come on in!

- That's... - Hello.

- Wow! - My God.

- OK. - I'm saying! Whoo!

- Now I'm hungry.

- OK, now, who do I pay?

OK.

Thank you.

I'll just sign this to my account, Michelle Visage.

All right, well, thank you, fellas.

Your work here is done.

- Say goodbye, ladies. - Bye.

- Bye, darlings. - I love you.

- My God. - Don't go away.

- Ladies, for your Supermarket Supermodel looks,

you may use your own wigs, shoes, and undergarments.

But the rest of your outfits

need to come from inside those shopping bags.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

- All right!

Yay, shopping.

- Yes, girl. - Pickles.

- We need to deliver three shop-dead looks:

First, Queen of the Dairy Aisle;

second, Fruity Patootie;

and third, Supermarket Supermodel...

She's taking the cart.

- A look made out of unconventional

supermarket materials.

- Ooh.

Shit, shit, shit!

- Cleanup on aisle three.

Snack time.

- Ooh, a cranberry drink.

- I got apricot.

- Ooh, this is spicy!

- I think this is something that I'm gonna use.

- Like, I like colors.

And so I can end up looking like...

- A clown.

- I don't want to end up looking messy.

- That's my concern is that...

- You gonna look like a clown? - Yeah.

I mean, listen, the only two balls I ever done

were Mr. Davis'.

There are very, very talented designers in this competition.

But sewing for me isn't my favorite.

It's 2023.

We don't have to make our own clothes.

Do we have to whittle our own pencil to write a note?

Should we make our own lipstick?

You see, I don't sew because I'm not Amish

and I have good credit.

I think I have a basic idea

of, like, this sort of birthday party.

- Kind of like... - That'd be cute.

- Big poufy skirt with a corset.

And there's this sort of cellophane

and birthday wrapping paper shoulder.

- Ooh. Might be a little ambitious.

- I might have to, like... - It's ambitious.

- Pull some of it back a little bit.

I am making sure that I try to have something cohesive here,

have a story line, have a theme,

because I have been safe and safe.

And it is time to be in the top so these gals

can start to take me seriously as competition for this game.

It's gonna be camp, you know. - Yeah, yeah, of course.

- But I could go too much. Like...

- You got to know when to dial it back.

- Yeah.

- I have a lot of diapers.

- You have so many diapers.

- More diapers.

- You could do something with all

these babies and the diapers.

- I'm so excited because it's my first ball ever.

But on season two, I worked with unconventional stuff.

Do you remember how fierce I looked

in those bathroom curtains?

But it wasn't Pampers and little babies.

I'm getting ideas, but maybe

I'm gonna look at the end like trash.

Maybe I can create...

- No, Jessica.

No, don't do it.

- OK, I'm seeing something here now.

OK, that, that, rickrack.

I'm kind of a skilled seamstress, OK?

I've taken a class...

back in 2010.

I think I'm gonna do, like, a housewife thing.

Yes, I can see it.

I've made garments.

I've made puppets out of anything I can think of.

I work with raw materials and sew a lot of my own clothes,

so I have to shine in this.

I got to be in the top.

How you feeling, LaLa?

- Girl...

the PTSD is kicking in on me.

Take me now, Jesus.

Take me now.

I cannot make nothing worse than the bag look.

- That outfit, burn it.

I can't.

Like, it's impossible.

It's possible, but it's impossible to me, OK?

- LaLa, come get these, girl.

I don't need these, bitch. Come on.

- I did not expect that bag look to blow up

the way that it blew up.

I was a Halloween costume.

I was at the Met Gala,

in memes.

And I'm still waiting for a gift bag

to endorse me, some type of Hallmark company.

Help a sister out.

We're gonna do an upgrade this year.

This is the designer look.

Fashion honey, fashion.

This is definitely a redemption for me

'cause I learned how to sew.

I learned how to sew, girl.

LaLa, we sewing, honey.

It's not sewing.

I was lying.

Ain't no thread in there.

- My God, there's so much to do and so little time.

- Bitch, you scared me.

You gonna cook something, Kandy?

- Bitch, you better cook up a look.

- You know, I don't usually go to the supermarket.

We're always eating out. We eat out every night.

I mean, who's really cooking in their fucking house?

- Do you know what you're doing?

- No clue.

I did the ball the first time around,

and it was fine; I was safe.

You know, my backpack look was cute.

I mean, it's not that I don't know

how to put things together.

- You just don't know where to start.

- I just don't know where to start.

And, this is so difficult.

I'm looking around the room,

and everyone seems to be doing OK.

And I'm sitting here struggling.

So look at this drawing, right?

So this is me.

That's my dress.

And then that's, like, a train in the back.

- Kandy, stop.

I'm like, girl, what is you creating?

Because, baby, this foil is giving me

easy-bake going home.

- OK, girl. - Girl.

- Miss Congeniality. - Yes, mama?

Are you nervous, baby? - Of course I'm nervous.

I can't save myself this go-round...

- That's tea. - With a lip sync.

Ooh, bitch, I'm nervous.

I ain't gonna lie.

I'm nervous to be in the bottom.

So I just want to make sure that this alliance

between the two Miss Congenialities

is really, really real.

OK?

- And the regards of saving each other,

but through the alliance...

- So what we'd have to do is to get a full-on alliance.

- LaLa, do you need more towels?

- No, thank you.

It's super hard to have a private conversation

in this Werk Room, child.

- The alliance only works if the others don't know about it.

OK?

- Heidi. - Yes, darling?

- Jessica told me you might have some dish gloves.

- Yeah, I have a couple dish gloves right here, baby.

- Ooh.

- These hos always looking around at everybody.

They always in everybody else's business.

Like, mama, focus on you.

Focus on you, baby, OK?

But yes.

- Every time we try to talk about...

- Every time we try to get a chitchat in...

- Girl, have you noticed that?

- The girls want to come over and interrupt the moment.

- The girls, honey.

Girl, the girls are girling.

- Clearly, this Miss Congeniality meeting,

it's just not happening right now.

- Hey, Miss Girl. What's the tea?

- I'm not coming next to y'all.

- What is the tea, honeybee?

- What is the tea, honeybee?

- Come on, All Stars 8.

Let's get crafty.

- Bitch, I miss the men back at home.

- What about you?

- I'm sorry, I don't want no sister on my back.

That's just not my vibe.

- That's not what you said last night to me.

- And then she woke up.

- Wait, you know who definitely wants to sleep...

I know for a fact that bitch over there,

Miss Alexis, has a few girls on her list.

- For sure. - I was one of them, right?

You slid into my DMs.

- You would sleep with Jimbo?

- Yeah, Jimbo's one. - And LaLa.

- No!

- She was admiring LaLa

during the choreography, honey.

She liked that LaLa re-experience, honey.

- Well, what can I say?

I keep it in the family.

Yeah.

- You know what?

I think LaLa's gonna come to my house

for a chicken dinner sometime.

- You want to go out for dinner?

Yes, girl, you can take me out to dinner

for free food, bitch.

I don't mind that.

- I make a wonderful roast chicken.

- I don't like drag queens like that.

- Back in the day, I made out with Darienne Lake.

You did?

- I did. - My God!

- Well, also back in the day, I used to do

a lot of hallucinatory drugs.

So just say no, kids.

Excuse me.

Hi.

- Hi, Jimbo, come on over.

Look at all that meat.

Thanks.

It's not part of my look.

This is actually a bribe.

OK.

I love hot dogs.

I'd rather have that kielbasa.

- This is for Michelle.

That's for Michelle, of course.

That makes sense.

You know, years from now when scientists dissect your brain,

they will be amazed at what they find.

- Semen, lots of it.

I'm full of it.

- So you were the winner last week.

- Can you believe it? Thank you!

- Yeah, sure.

Let's talk about your outfit. I know you're a crafty queen.

- I was a professional costume designer for film and theater.

- Wow, so you have no problem with this challenge.

- The problem I have is, part of me

wants to take all the babies and all the hot dogs

and the diapers and make something that's gonna

make you laugh your ass off.

But the other part of me goes, where is the fashion

in the diaper-baby-hot dog?

- Yeah.

- We are laughing back and forth.

But this is not a comedy challenge.

Good thing I love sewing.

And I want to surprise these judges

with some fashion-forward fantastic fabulousness.

- Thanks, Mama Ru. - Bye.

Why, madam, you have so much in that shopping bag.

- I know.

So I grabbed tons of stuff, like some gloves.

You got a lot of colorful stuff.

- I mean, typically, you know,

as sort of a larger person, you think,

like, black, black is slimming,

even though you're, like, size 28/32.

That's not very slimming no matter what.

Now you're a black hole.

You know?

- So now, how much weight have you lost?

- Close to 200 pounds.

- You've shaved 10 years, 15 years

off of the way you look. - Thank you.

- Are you wearing things that you wouldn't have worn before?

- Yes, now I'm not afraid

to, like, have some color and some life.

I don't want to fade into the background.

You don't want to be the shrinking violet.

You know, You want to be the Violet Chachki.

- I love it. Knock 'em dead.

- Thank you, I will,

with nice big heavy bag.

I'm gonna knock them right in the head.

I'm a performance queen. I'm not a look queen.

But I'm gonna give it my damnedest

to get this shit and make it into Shinola.

- Well, Alexis Michelle, last week,

you looked like a million dollars.

- Thank you.

- You didn't have that style before.

- That's part of the reason I wanted

to come back here this time.

Seeing myself on season nine,

there were some funny choices made

that I don't feel fully represented

who I am aesthetically.

Ooh, honey, my drag has evolved.

I mean, let's face it,

there was definitely room for improvement.

Not to mention, I went home on a ball.

- This is the final five, and there's so much more

that could have been done.

- I nearly went blind stoning this thing.

- Got it. Still underwhelming.

- OK.

We're not doing that again.

- So I'm seeing aluminum foil.

- Yes.

- Some perforated... I don't know what that is.

- Like, a shelf liner or a drawer liner.

- That's what that is.

- Yeah, yep. - Yes, exactly.

So what are you gonna do?

- When I saw the groceries,

there was a lot of colorful stuff.

And I thought that maybe that could be a trap.

- Yeah. - So I gravitated

to these mixed earth tones.

I thought, let me go high-fashion

supermarket model. - Good.

Well, let's hope that you do that.

- Thank you. - All right, thanks, Alexis.

So, Jessica Wild, here you are, back after many, many years.

- I'm one of your first babies.

- That's right.

I'm still trying to find out who your father is.

- I think, at this point...

- It doesn't matter.

So when we asked you to come back,

was there any hesitation?

Did you think maybe no?

- Yeah, at one point, I said, maybe it's not for me.

I'm traveling the world at the time.

If I fuck it up, it's like going back.

This new generation of drag is fierce.

And sometimes I even compare myself to them, like, wow,

look at her and look at me.

But then I said, this is experience that is for me.

And then you are like, wait a minute, I am legendary.

I am Jessica Wild, royalty of "Drag Race."

I don't want to be scared of anything.

- All right, so go put your outfit together.

Cannot wait to see what you come up with.

- I cannot wait too.

- Get ready, because tomorrow I'm gonna surprise you

on the main stage. - OK.

- It's very important for me to do well in this challenge

because I want to show RuPaul that I am winner material.

That's why I'm here.

- All right, Kahanna Montrese.

- Hi, Ru.

That yellow is so pretty.

- I love yellow.

Yellow is bright, fun, and... - Glows.

- It looks really good on my skin too.

- It does.

- And it's definitely been a lot easier

for me to, like, work around my new upgraded features.

- Sure, now, when you refurbished your body...

What are the things

that you weren't prepared for?

- I still got to be careful 'cause I can easily

put dents in there. - OK.

- So, you know, I still... - Wait, dents in your ass?

Girl, yes.

Like, if I sit too long, I got to make sure I roll

and make sure she's...

You have to roll the sil.

Roll the sil.

- Sometimes I'll use, like... You know

those little facial rollers? - Yes.

- I like the crystal ones 'cause then I really feel

like I'm getting a spiritual experience as well.

- Now you were in the bottom last week.

- Yeah. - Did you ever consider

saying to the girls, hey, listen,

if you're good to me, I'll be good to you.

- You get in where you fit in. - Really?

I mean, it's a game.

We're all here to win. We all want to win.

But there's girls who are not playing a fair game.

That's gonna be taken into account.

- OK, all right, so you're taking notes.

- Yes. - Well, I can't wait

to see that yellow on your gorgeous brown skin.

Go back to work and get it going, girl.

All right. - Thank you, Ru.

- I'm thinking, like, a tequila sunrise

color scheme is what I'm going for.

- OK. - Like, this is the top half.

And then I have, like, a bottom skirt that goes with it.

- Well, now, last week, you wore an outfit

that was very fashion-forward. - Yeah.

- And your aesthetic has changed.

- Back in season 12 when I was here,

it was very poverty chic.

Now it's just ignorant with a touch of restraint.

How have you changed since you were here last?

- It's just been a lot of growth.

I've become less codependent.

I was very codependent.

- Why is that?

- I grew up with a grandmother that was very sheltering.

She wouldn't let us cook.

She wouldn't let us clean.

She was very, like, protective and stuff like that.

- Are you still in touch with her?

- No. - No.

Like, short... fuck.

Shortly after season 12,

my grandmother passed away.

I had just moved out here,

and I was going home for Thanksgiving,

but we were told not to go because of quarantining.

And I called her up, and I was like,

Grandma, I'm not coming home for Thanksgiving,

but I'm coming home for Christmas.

And then two days later, I got the call.

I live with a lot of regret for not going

'cause if I'd known it'd been two days later

she was gonna be gone, I would have went

and saw her one last time. - Yeah, yeah.

- I am sure she would forgive you.

She seems like she was a very loving person

who cared deeply about you.

- Grandma was definitely the glue

that held the family together.

- And over the last two years, we've kind of

had a really hard journey.

It's been... - Because she's gone?

- Because she's gone. It's been really hard.

And it's been really tough.

I've really had my grandmother on my mind.

Like, I'm trying not to let it take over my emotions

in this competition.

But you need to be able to feel your emotions,

because if you don't, one day, you're just gonna

be like the Pez and just...

your head's gonna pop off.

- Your grandmother would be very proud of you.

She is very proud of you.

She really is. - Thank you.

- All right, go get to work on your outfit.

- I gotta go make her look pretty, honey.

- Yes. - Yes, I love you.

- Thank you, baby. I love you too.

- Yay!

- Yes, let's do it, bitches.

- Let's have a ball. - Yes.

- Ready for the ball?

- Out of the way, girl, I got to get ready, ho.

- Baby, today we are getting ready

for the Supermarket Ball.

And I'm feeling real...

nervous.

Girl, I'm telling you,

I'm about to go out there like, girl.

Like, the judges are not gonna be able to take.

So you got props.

- The thing is, if there's nothing there,

you have to add something there.

- OK. - You know?

I am exhausted.

I stayed up all night trying to work on my look.

And I'm not gonna know how that's gonna look

until I put it on.

So we're gonna have to wait and see.

Bitch, the thing is, I've been safe two weeks in a row.

- You know, and as much as I would love

to get critiqued by the judges this week...

- You're OK with being safe. - I'm OK with being safe.

I'm OK.

But there are girls here that have piled on

shit on shit on shit.

And then it's just like... but look how she layers the stuff.

There is a million and one things on there.

- I mean, I literally just want to take a stick

and see what will come out if I hit it.

- Then she has a cake, little trinkets.

- There's a cake!

- I literally used, I would say, 47 glue sticks.

My God.

- Girl, this mirror makes a huge difference

when you can see up close and personal, trying to...

Instead of trying to look back here.

- I'm glad you enjoy looking at yourself that close.

- Yes, try to get into the muck, honey,

into the skin grooves.

- LaLa, do you have another bag look coming up,

another iconic, hilarious look?

- Shady, Jimbo.

- We don't have another bag look.

We're just gonna leave that in the past.

- But the funny thing is, we didn't even notice

when we were, like, getting ready for the ball

that LaLa had on those bags.

- I don't know, you bitches are shady.

Let me tell you.

Give me some bags, because I remember

I was in the mirror over here with them bags like this.

And they was just... - Yes, ma'am!

They was like, that's stunning, girl.

Ooh, that's beautiful, girl.

Let me tell you something.

One thing I don't trust is a drag queen.

If it quack like a duck, walk like a duck,

it must be a pit bull.

You can't trust them.

I don't...

- Did you see what I have here while I

get ready for my makeup?

Mr. Davis. - Aww!

- And he wrote on there, "I love you,

"and I'm so proud of you.

Knock 'em dead."

- Aww!

- 19 years we've been together.

He has two kids, and I'm, like, over the moon

'cause I always wanted to have a family.

- That other person is something that I've

always longed for so deeply.

Not me.

- Really?

- I actually have never been in a relationship.

What?

- Wow.

- I think, growing up a middle child of five,

like, I don't want to share a bathroom or a bedroom.

All the boys are like side dishes.

You know, sometimes you want some stuffing.

Sometimes you want a little couscous.

You know, it's like... - Some kielbasa.

- You know, exactly.

I'm not writing it off completely.

If something happens, it happens.

But if it don't fit, don't force it,

Especially not without lube.

- I think, before, I used to try to find love

jumping from guys in relationship.

- Yeah, of course.

- And now I'm in such a good place in my life

that I don't want nothing and no one to ruin it.

Girl, I am content being a solo person...

- Right, yeah.

- And just navigating through life by myself.

- You have to be content

with being yourself and by yourself.

- Like, after you've been through so much hurt and pain,

it's like, girl, what's the point?

You know, like, girl, I'm happy by myself.

I'm successful.

- I went through a breakup a few months ago,

and it was really tough.

But I came to the realization that I had to be on my own

to go through this chapter

'cause, baby, this is a new chapter.

This is a new chapter for all of us.

You get a new chapter. You get a new chapter.

You get a new chapter. - OK.

- Well, y'all, every other season

has had at least one unanimous vote

in the first couple weeks.

We have not had a unanimous vote yet.

Ooh, the girls got quiet, honey.

- Do you think we're all gonna just stick to the track record

all the way through?

- For myself and my position, if you're

going by track record, it's like,

God forbid I'm in the bottom.

- I think it comes down to, like,

what's happening in the moment,

who it is, how that person did in the challenge,

how they've been doing the past few weeks, so...

- So it's a combination. - Yeah.

- It really is.

- It's track record as well as, like, taking it

all into the whole and then, like,

what was presented tonight.

- Yeah.

- I don't think you can trust anybody's point of view

on how they're gonna pick lipstick.

So I do not want to be in the bottom, y'all.

I am not even trying to see that for myself.

So mama's got to be killing these challenges.

Bitch, ain't nobody safe.

- Well, ladies, let's just give them a hell of a ball,

babies, a hell of a ball.

Yeah, do it.

- Let me stop. My ball fell out.

- Yes.

- You better strut and strut.

- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars."

Its Employee of the Month Michelle Visage.

The only job that comes with a 401.

Ooh, child, cleanup on aisle six.

It's Ts Madison.

Honey, you better get a big mop

'cause I'm here to spill all the tea.

- Serious.

- And the incredible JoJo Siwa.

Are you buying what I'm selling?

One for me, one for my mom.

- OK, well, I better see some ID.

- I just got it, actually.

I just got my ID literally two weeks ago.

This week, we challenged our queens

to serve up three stunning looks in our Supermarket Ball.

And tonight they're ready to strut their stuff.

All Stars, start your engines.

And may the best drag queen win.

The Supermarket Ball is open officially.

Category is Legendairy Queens.

First up, Jimbo.

- She likes it frothy.

- I am serving a blowing-bubbles-in-my-milk

fantasy.

I am in heaven,

because if there's one thing I like, it's balls.

Balls on my face, balls on my hands,

balls, balls, balls.

- Ooh, I think she's been in the sun too long.

- No, she's just lactating.

Kahanna Montrese.

- Ooh, yes, honey, till the cows come home.

- I don't know if y'all know this or not, though,

but I don't really like bows.

- They're not my thing.

- I'm serving cute cow realness...

Legs, body, little cowbells in my hair.

Have you ever seen a cow in all sequins?

Moo.

- It begs the question, where's the beef?

- You where that beef is.

Hey.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

- Come on, cookie monster.

- Ooh, tits, ahoy.

- I'm giving you a mod avant-garde take

on Legendairy Queen

with a nice '60s short crop dress and my chic

Lady Miss Kier hair.

And you better get these cookies.

- She baked those cookies in her lovin' oven.

Or was it her Dutch oven?

Kandy Muse.

She's not gonna cry over no spilt milk.

- I was noticing she walks on her lac-toes.

OK.

- I am serving you some spilled milk.

And I know for a fact that these judges are eating it up.

Or shall I say drinking it up?

- You know what she got? - What?

Vitamin D.

- Alexis Michelle, the bovine Miss M.

- Is she eating the grass?

- Yes, honey, she is grass-fed.

- Baby, this is a biker cow.

And she is a badass bitch.

She's got studs on her collar.

I've got my red hankie code repped.

I'm a happy cow in the pasture.

- Wait, is that Liza Moonelli?

- You need to stop.

LaLa Ri.

Mooella De Vil.

- Come on, cow shoulders.

- She's what the streets call a lactose dealer.

- Ooh, I am selling my legs and my dairy.

I'm giving you bondage S&M. I got the bags, honey.

Come on, cowgirl, let's go.

- Her black angus is showing.

Darienne Lake.

- I didn't know Grace Jones served milk.

- She used to be heavy cream, but now she's skim.

Hopefully, one day, she'll be part of the 1%.

She's creamy and delicious

and wants to put a milk mustache all over your face.

- You know what Darienne's been doing in that lake?

- What? - Skimmy-dipping.

Skimmy like skim milk.

- Yes, I get it.

Jessica Wild.

- She might be a little fruity.

I knew it.

- Any bowl is a goal. - Yes.

- For Dairy Queen, I am milk and cereal,

the most important meal of the day.

Eat me.

- Cheeri-hos.

- Hey! - Come on, Cheerios.

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- She's angry. She bought expired milk.

- She was working for Glamazonian Airways.

But then COVID hit, and she's a anti-masker,

so they fired her.

And now she works at the grocery store

selling sour cream.

- It's giving Karen in the dairy section.

Heidi N Closet, nice jugs.

All deliveries in the rear, please.

- My Legendairy runway is very much, girl,

why does the baby look like the milkman?

I'm giving you sexy chic.

I'm here to deliver all the milk.

- The milkman cometh twice.

The Supermarket Ball continues.

Category is Fruity Patootie.

Up first, Jimbo.

I love this dress!

I wonder why.

- For my Fruity Patootie, I am thinking

out of the fruit basket.

And I am digging in to a helping of some queer icons.

Some people would say that Cher is not a fruit,

but I beg to differ.

- Sit on my face.

- Up next, Kahanna Montrese.

Or should I say Banana Montrese?

- My Fruity Patootie look is giving very

"Fifth Element" and all of the baps.

Baby, this is how you go crazy or bananas.

- One thing's for sure.

She's got a peel.

She does. She does.

- Jaymes Mansfield.

When life gives you lemons... - Yes?

- Make a slutty outfit.

- Why not?

- She is serving you lemon.

I have this gorgeous showgirl corset on,

spraying jewels from my body.

That's right, she squirts.

- Look at the size of that rind.

- Care for a squeeze?

Kandy Muse.

Ooh, ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb. - Yes.

- I'm serving the sexiest fruit of them all, cherry.

I am red from head to toe,

very pinup, fucking hot.

- Somebody gonna pop that.

- Something tells me that cherry's already been popped.

Think you're right.

- Alexis Michelle.

The darker the berry.

Need I say more?

- Nope. - Not at all.

- I feel so gorgeous

in this blueberry silk taffeta gown.

And look, I've got blueberries in my updo.

Honey, you can't tell me nothing.

I'm not gonna take this off.

- She's an antioxidant waiting to happen.

LaLa Ri fresh from the apple whore-chard.

- I have to take you back to my childhood

down to the fair.

Eat my nice juicy caramel apple.

I'm burning up; I'm about to pass out in this latex.

But I feel sexy.

- You heard of a pearl necklace?

I'll take this one instead.

Darienne Lake.

- Look at that fruit cocktail.

My goodness.

- I am a banana split.

Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue?

Ew, hair.

- Her shit is bananas, literally.

- Literally, she shits bananas.

- Jessica Wild.

- Acai. - Blueberries.

- Acai. - Ooh.

- I am a housewife covered with acai berries

going to a picnic by herself.

It's day-drinking time.

I love that drink.

- You better stop wining.

Yeah.

Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- She's headlining at the Copa Banana.

- Let's go bananas.

She's got some glamorous showgirl bananas.

All sparkle, all feathers, a headpiece, and a telephone.

Yello.

- Love you bunches.

Heidi N Closet.

- I don't know about you guys, but I like

this one strawberry much.

- Hey. - OK.

- My Fruity Patootie runway is just

a young, delicate strawberry out for a leisurely stroll,

trying to pick up a sugar raisin, honey.

It's like a sugar daddy, 'cause raisins are old fruits.

- Now, she's one to preserve.

Final category is Supermarket Supermodel.

Up first, Jimbo.

- Lettuce have it.

- I've used the lettuce to create a frilly bottom

and an accent on my shoulder

and artichoke to accentuate my waist.

So I'm hoping these judges arti-choke on this look.

You know where she from?

Cobb County.

Kahanna Montrese.

- You know what they say. - What?

- If it's yellow, let it mellow.

- My Supermarket Supermodel

is giving superhero realness.

Using floaties and some nets from a laundry basket,

the construction is opulent.

- Let's hear it for the Rams.

Isn't that their colors? - You're asking me?

- OK, yeah.

Jaymes Mansfield.

How's Mr. Clean?

- I am serving you a domestic goddess.

She is going to scrub these floors

until her diet pill wears off.

And I made a little puppet friend for her

because you know what?

It gets really lonely in that house all by yourself.

- Does she know that thing is not alive?

No.

Kandy Muse.

Curses, foiled again.

- For my Supermarket Supermodel look,

I'm going futuristic high fashion.

This skirt is fire blanket.

And the hair is encrusted with crystals.

I look like an alien ho from the future.

- Can I get a Hershey's Kiss?

- Hey!

- Alexis Michelle.

She's brown-bagging it today.

- My Supermarket Supermodel is ready to hit the runway

in this cocktail dress.

I've got my paper bag fringe.

I've got my sparkles.

I've got my flourish.

Honey, I'm stompin' and ready for the function.

- Paper bagger?

I barely even know her.

- LaLa Ri from the House of La Beige.

- I am feeling my Grace Jones fantasy

down to the local supermarket, child.

Just trying to get my milk and my cereal for my kids.

And you know I'm gonna pay with an American Express

platinum or gold, whatever got the most money.

That's how I feel.

- Send me nudes, honey.

Darienne Lake.

- Ribboned for your pleasure.

- She glides down the runway trailing

a beautiful holographic bustle.

She looks like lickable wallpaper.

I am all that, a bag of chips,

and an Easter ham on both legs.

- She is determined to get to that recycling center.

- Is the recycling train still running?

Jessica Wild. Gorgeous.

- Yes, Jessica Wildflower.

- I'm feeling gorgeous in these pastel colors.

I have a breast full of flowers.

I am a floral fantasy.

- Flores, flores.

- I like your petal-pushers.

- Mrs. Kasha Davis.

Look at all that cake.

All the brothers want to eat this cake.

- My inspiration for my look is a kid's birthday party.

There's toys and there's streamers.

There's even scrunchies.

It's as if you're seeing the inside of a piñata.

- Flowers at the top, Durex at the bottom.

Heidi N Closet.

- Heidi N Napkins.

- Achoo.

- My Supermarket Supermodel is basically taking me

back to my pageant days.

I'm looking like a whole sunset

made out of napkins, baby.

I'm really just trying to clean the stage, honestly.

It's filthy.

- Heidi N Plush, the quicker picker-upper

and super self-absorbent.

Welcome, All Stars.

Based on your Supermarket Ball runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

Kahanna Montrese,

Jaymes Mansfield,

Alexis Michelle,

Heidi N Closet.

Ladies...

you are safe.

You may now leave the stage.

- Thank you.

- Good luck.

- Ladies, you represent

the tops and the bottoms of the week.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques.

First up, Jimbo.

- Jimbo. - Michelle.

- Your Legendairy Queen was very young and youthful.

But also, you brought clown to it.

That's the element we're always like,

what's Jimbo gonna do next?

This look, your Supermarket Supermodel,

I know that's stuff glued onto a corset.

But I will say this.

You did things that brought it to life, which is a necessity.

- I think it's creative as hell.

And I love that you took your Fruity Patootie

in another direction.

You know, everybody went fruit.

You took it fruity.

And I was here for that. I loved that.

- All the Fruity Patooties that we love so much.

- I was very honored that I was included.

- Iconic, legendary.

The only face that was missing was the fruit of all fruits.

- Up next, Kandy Muse.

- I was a big, big fan of your Fruity Patootie.

Cherries are my fruit.

A lot of people went for bananas.

Speaks for itself.

- In general, I got a lot of the same silhouette from you.

It was very leotard things.

But this look is a little bit of a different silhouette.

So when you came out in it, I was, like,

very happy to see this.

Is it the most creative and fashionable?

No, but you can't tell you that you are not Bella Hadid.

And I love that about you.

- Up next, it's LaLa Ri.

- Not gonna lie, LaLa, I was so nervous for you.

I just kept flashing back to the design challenge

where you had to put bags on.

But you gave us three completely

different silhouettes.

I think I was most proud of this, LaLa,

because this was your doing.

You should be damn proud of yourself tonight, kiddo.

- Last time that I was here, I was so emotional

because you had to go home.

Girl, you are not playing in "All Stars."

Your look for the Dairy Queen,

girl, I said, I know she put some men's faces

on those milk cartons, honey.

Yes.

- She wrapped those chocolate legs around them

and they vanished.

- All right, up next, Darienne Lake.

- Your Legendairy look, I loved the idea of the drips.

The issue was, it was too long.

We couldn't really see the drips, so we lost the details.

- It didn't quite connect for a succinct message.

Like this, it's almost there.

The skirt throws me off. - OK.

- It gives me, like, you kind of rushed a little bit.

But, honey, when you came out with your Fruity Patootie

and snatched that cape off and it was body,

I was like, yes, God, honey.

Yes, God. Feel the fantasy.

- Up next, Jessica Wild.

- Jessica. - Hola, mi amor.

- Your Fruity Patootie was so fun.

Your acai was a throwback to your season.

- I love that drink.

- It just tells a story, Jessica.

- You gave us cereal with no spoon.

I was like, I got to dip my spoon in that, honey.

Yes, ma'am.

- That was my favorite tonight.

And I knew exactly what it was supposed to be.

- And this, though this is, you know, of course,

a bodysuit situation,

not unlike Jimbo, you made it different.

And you made it your own.

So, so good, Jessica.

- You know, we love creativity here.

And tonight you were very, very creative.

- Thank you.

- Up next, Mrs. Kasha Davis.

- Legendairy Queen, what were you?

- Sour cream.

- That's why your face was bitter and sour,

'cause you were sour cream.

I just wish you'd told more of the story

instead of relying on your face to tell it.

- I loved the banana.

It gave me very much so I want to eat a banana in Vegas

with a showgirl.

But this, Kasha,

this I hate.

Honey, it looked like a bag of broken rubbers, honey.

You know those colorful rubbers, the cheap ones?

- Right.

- I think if it just would have had a little bit more order,

it would have been incredible.

It looks like it's for a three-year-old

who couldn't make up her mind on what

birthday party to have.

That's what this is giving.

- This is definitely a birthday party

that I would not have eaten any of the cake, girl.

- This is just a blessing and a miracle

to be standing here on this stage

and be so clear and so present

and just have a good time in the biggest

busted piñata dress, accepting whatever

criticism comes my way.

I want to take this opportunity to say thank you

from the bottom of my heart.

And to be a part of this family is such a gift.

- Thank you for that.

Thank you, ladies.

I think we've heard enough.

Based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.

Jessica Wild...

condragulations, you are the top All Star of the week.

Yes, gracias.

- You've won a cash prize of $5,000.

- Yes, money, money, money.

- Jimbo,

Kandy,

LaLa Ri...

you are safe.

- Thank you.

- Darienne Lake,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

I'm sorry, my dears,

but you are the bottom two All Stars of the week.

Jessica, you need to decide which of the bottom queens

to eliminate tonight.

If you win the lip sync against a secret Lip Sync Assassin,

the rest of you will cast your votes for the bottom queen

you think should get the chop.

Thank you, All Stars.

You may leave the stage.

- The thought that I might be leaving tonight

is a kick in the fucking dick.

This is my second time in the bottom.

And if we're going by track record, I can do the math.

So, fuck.

- My heart is broken.

I was not expecting to be on the bottom.

I have put so much effort into not only this look

but into this competition.

It's a scary place to be.

And I wonder, how is this gonna play out?

- Week by week, it gets harder and harder to figure out

how I can play the game smart.

So when it comes down to it,

if I feel that I want you to go home,

that's how I'ma vote.

I feel like tonight you made my decision for me.

- Sorry, girl.

- The girl I'm choosing today is basically 'cause I think

her milk is spoiled.

Her fruit is just hanging by a thread.

- Sorry, honey.

- And I don't know if I would go shopping

at the supermarket she was at.

- I'll miss you terribly.

- It ain't no Piggly Wiggly, honey.

I'm sorry.

- I love you, Darienne Lake.

- I'll see you when I see you.

For a good time, call...

- I need to send somebody home.

It's a lot of emotions and a lot of mixed feelings.

I love Kasha.

But based on the judges' critiques,

she got the worst.

But this is Darienne's second time in the bottom.

It's very difficult.

Welcome back.

Jessica Wild, are you ready to meet your opponent?

- The question is, is she ready for Jessica Wild?

OK.

- OK.

- Now it's time to present this week's

Lip Sync Assassin.

There's a pageant queen.

- Come on, silhouette.

- Reveal yourself.

- I have that coat.

- Girl, it's definitely a showgirl.

- It's CoCo.

- Yes, bitch.

My God, it's my season 11 sister Ra'Jah.

Yes, now, this is going to be a lip sync.

We know Ra'Jah turns a party.

She recently is a crowned queen.

She is literally one of the fiercest in the game.

- Ra'Jah O'Hara.

- Hey, Ma.

- Hi, honey, back where you belong...

Onstage.

- No place like home.

- Two queens stand before me.

Ladies, Ra'Jah holds the lipstick of the queen

that the group has voted to send home.

If Ra'Jah wins the lip sync, the queen on her lipstick

gets the chop.

Jessica, this is your chance to impress me,

win $30,000...

- 30 Gs.

- And earn the power to give one

of the bottom queens the chop.

The time has come

for you to Lip Sync for your Legacy.

Good luck.

And don't fuck it up.

- I should not have enjoyed that as much as I did.

- My face hurts.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Jessica Wild...

condragulations, you're a winner, baby.

- 30 motherfucking thousand dollars, bitch.

$30,000, bitch.

- I'm gonna have my real ones now.

- Those coconuts have earned you a cash tip

of $30,000.

- Yeah.

They just keep bouncing.

I'm gonna sleep with them.

- Ra'Jah, my gorgeous queen,

come back and see us anytime.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Bye, Ra'Jah.

- Will the bottom queens please step forward?

Darienne Lake,

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

whoever gets the chop tonight will be immediately entered

into the online Fame Games.

In "Untucked" and online, each week,

we will showcase the runway looks

that the eliminated queens would have worn.

Any additional content a queen wishes to post on her socials

is up to her.

In the final days leading up to the season's grand finale,

fans will vote to determine which eliminated queen

will win the title of Queen of the Fame Games

plus a cash prize of $50,000.

Jessica Wild, with great power comes great responsibility.

Which queen have you chosen to get the chop?

- I want to tell you I love you both so much.

You are my family.

And the queen that I chose...

Is...

Kasha.

- As it is written, so it shall be done.

Mrs. Kasha Davis,

you are and will always be

an All Star.

You're leaving us tonight.

But the Fame Games have just begun.

Now, sashay away.

- Thank you.

I definitely feel disappointed.

Love you. - Love you so much.

- But I have learned it is a waste of time to have regrets.

Maybe I could have streamlined my look.

But I'm gonna have it created

into something fantastic for the future

by an expert who sews.

Have fun.

And you know Mrs. Kasha Davis.

She's always #grateful.

There's always time for kindness.

- Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

Amen.

- All right, now, let the music play.

- Next time on "All Stars"...

You need to create trailers

for a sickening scripted series.

- It needs to be funny.

- It's gonna be funny.

But it needs to make sense.

My God, can we just put something

down on this fucking paper?

Whoa!

- OK.

I feel like I'm watching a porn.

- Yeah.

Bitch, we need some.

- A lot of these girls will end up hating each other

if I say something that I need to say.

- Well, let it out. - Bitch.

I have tea that will burn this competition down.

- Reveal yourself.

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