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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,584 ♪ Baby, if you thought that I was trouble ♪ 2 00:01:05,608 --> 00:01:08,086 ♪ Then you're gonna hate what's coming next ♪ 3 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:10,964 ♪ Kinda like your worst nightmare but double ♪ 4 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,592 ♪ Is that an angel? No, it's your ex ♪ 5 00:01:13,616 --> 00:01:16,219 ♪ Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? ♪ 6 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:18,370 ♪ I don't think you knew just what you'd done ♪ 7 00:01:19,205 --> 00:01:22,768 ♪ Whoa, I'll fuck your life up as a blonde... ♪ 8 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,026 Get off the stage, knobhead! 9 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,698 What the fuck is going on? 10 00:01:36,722 --> 00:01:39,201 He looks like shit! 11 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:41,620 - Get off! - Off! Off! Off! 12 00:01:41,644 --> 00:01:46,106 - Get off the stage! - Don't give him the mic. 13 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:50,694 Sit down, dickhead! 14 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:03,874 Happy graduation, honey! 15 00:02:31,986 --> 00:02:34,130 Double fudge chocolate gateau with cream. 16 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:38,075 Shit. 17 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:41,179 Now, I know what you're thinking. 18 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,889 You're thinking that whatever this kid 19 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,724 with the cracked glasses and busted-up lip 20 00:02:44,748 --> 00:02:48,019 who's about to be covered in cake and stinks like 21 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:51,314 yeah, shit, is about to do, 22 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:54,651 he will regret this for the rest of his life. 23 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:58,405 And you know what? You might be right. 24 00:02:58,429 --> 00:03:01,700 But here's the thing you need to know about being in love. 25 00:03:01,724 --> 00:03:03,827 Love is pain. 26 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,352 Love is hurt. 27 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,373 Love is... 28 00:03:08,397 --> 00:03:11,835 ♪ Sugar, spice and I'm nice, show me what you're made of ♪ 29 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:14,921 ♪ Crazy, sexy, cool, baby, with or without make-up ♪ 30 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:17,281 - ♪ Got nothing to prove... ♪ - Oh! 31 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:18,758 Amelia Brown. 32 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:21,219 - ♪ I'mma show you how I do... ♪ - Whoa! 33 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,470 That mess right there, 34 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,848 that's my best friend in the whole damn universe 35 00:03:24,872 --> 00:03:27,416 and has been ever since the hospital switched us at birth. 36 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:30,145 Aw! 37 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:32,880 True story. 38 00:03:35,925 --> 00:03:37,235 Let's just say Amelia's mum 39 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:39,029 got a bit more than she bargained for 40 00:03:39,053 --> 00:03:40,363 when she opened my nappy. 41 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:47,495 After that day, our dads became best friends, 42 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:50,230 - our mums became best friends. - Say cheese. 43 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:55,253 Even our dogs became best friends. 44 00:03:58,197 --> 00:04:02,135 When we were five years old, we made a promise. 45 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,370 - No secrets. - No secrets. 46 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:07,724 And it was easy because we told each other everything. 47 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,937 Well, that's not entirely true. There was one secret 48 00:04:11,961 --> 00:04:15,547 that I have wanted to tell Milly my entire life. 49 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:19,361 Three little words that I have wanted to say to her 50 00:04:19,385 --> 00:04:21,988 for as long as I can remember. 51 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:24,824 Amelia Elizabeth Brown. 52 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,225 I... 53 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,453 I... 54 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,538 I lo... 55 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:33,607 Jesus Christ, Jules! 56 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:37,611 Yeah, not those three words. 57 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:44,844 From the word go, we found the same things funny. 58 00:04:49,248 --> 00:04:53,043 - Did you just...? - Fear fart? 59 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:59,049 The same things sad. 60 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:17,877 Always follow your heart, Mils. 61 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,903 It rarely leads you the wrong way. 62 00:05:29,163 --> 00:05:30,789 We found the same things 63 00:05:31,623 --> 00:05:33,792 strange. 64 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:43,695 But every time I tried to tell Amelia how I felt about her, 65 00:05:43,719 --> 00:05:47,282 those three words didn't seem to come out right. 66 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,058 I, um... 67 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:52,120 I need to, um... 68 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:53,687 I need to... 69 00:05:54,188 --> 00:05:58,543 OK. Is this big? 70 00:05:58,567 --> 00:06:02,279 You're, like, really sweating. 71 00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:05,884 I... love 72 00:06:05,908 --> 00:06:07,701 you... 73 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,891 You love Yousif? 74 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:16,394 Everybody, I am gay! 75 00:06:16,418 --> 00:06:19,898 - Yeah, no shit. - Sit down, Yousif. 76 00:06:24,468 --> 00:06:26,261 Yeah, that was awkward for a while. 77 00:06:26,637 --> 00:06:28,573 Anyway, that's just a little context about me, 78 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,284 my family, and my best... 79 00:06:34,895 --> 00:06:38,416 ex-best-friend, Milly. 80 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,252 But to really understand how I've ended up on this stage 81 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:44,089 further away from love than I have ever been before, 82 00:06:44,113 --> 00:06:47,634 I need to take you back to upper sixth, April 17th. 83 00:06:47,658 --> 00:06:49,552 The Easter holidays were over. 84 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,912 It was our last first day back to school ever. 85 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,018 Tonight was finally the night 86 00:06:57,042 --> 00:06:59,395 that I was going to tell Amelia Brown 87 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:01,106 that I am, and always have been, 88 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:04,007 head over heels in love with her. 89 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,194 Hmm. 90 00:07:06,218 --> 00:07:08,655 I have everything planned, and this time, 91 00:07:08,679 --> 00:07:11,181 not even the universe is gonna get in my way. 92 00:07:11,640 --> 00:07:13,326 Hmm. 93 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,787 Pretty sure that had bird shit on it. 94 00:07:15,811 --> 00:07:17,705 What up, chuckle? 95 00:07:17,729 --> 00:07:19,666 What up, beef cakes? 96 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:22,794 - Hello, William. - Hey. 97 00:07:22,818 --> 00:07:24,587 - William? - Yes, Miss Brown? 98 00:07:24,611 --> 00:07:27,924 Could you play some kick-ass, big-boss 99 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:32,887 - final-term music please? - I certainly can, Miss Brown. 100 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:34,848 Hold tight. 101 00:07:34,872 --> 00:07:37,457 ♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪ 102 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:43,755 ♪ Wet! Wet! Wet! Wet! ♪ 103 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,026 ♪ Oh, Oh, my God, hey... ♪ 104 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:50,113 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him, yo ♪ 105 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:52,639 ♪ I go cold like changing seasons ♪ 106 00:07:53,432 --> 00:07:56,619 ♪ I go red hot like a demon, I go ghost for no damn reason ♪ 107 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,538 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him ♪ 108 00:07:58,562 --> 00:07:59,831 Yo, what's up? 109 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,457 ♪ Pleasing, season, I'm spicy ♪ 110 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:03,084 ♪ Hot to touch, too much, too pricey ♪ 111 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:07,505 ♪ Heathen, I'm in your psyche ♪ - Whoa... 112 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,299 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him ♪ 113 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,884 ♪ I go ghost for no damn reason ♪ 114 00:08:10,908 --> 00:08:12,969 ♪ Stupid boy think that I need him ♪ 115 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:15,597 ♪ Stupid, stupid, you dumb, you goofy, goofy ♪ 116 00:08:15,621 --> 00:08:18,683 ♪ This pussy juicy, juicy... ♪ - Archie! 117 00:08:18,707 --> 00:08:21,477 ♪ Oh, nah, boy, you could never cos you not clever enough ♪ 118 00:08:23,378 --> 00:08:25,315 ♪ I don't want you and I don't want your homie ♪ 119 00:08:25,339 --> 00:08:26,691 {\an8}♪ Cos both of y'all are suckers ♪ 120 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,775 {\an8}♪ Y'all some dumb dumbs ♪ 121 00:08:27,799 --> 00:08:29,652 {\an8}♪ I could play you straight up out your bread ♪ 122 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,362 {\an8}♪ Now you got crumb crumbs ♪ 123 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:33,656 ♪ I don't really need a man, but sometimes I want one... ♪ 124 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,910 Ooh! Naughty. 125 00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:44,000 Yeah, that wasn't us. 126 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:47,337 Gonna be the best term yet. You'll see. 127 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,631 Gonna be the worst term of your life. 128 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:53,218 You'll see. 129 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:57,472 - I thought dipshit was expelled. - Looks like he's back. Again. 130 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:00,683 Great. Well, at least he can't follow us to uni. 131 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,977 Unless they're hiring janitors. 132 00:09:03,001 --> 00:09:04,711 Six weeks till the ball. 133 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:08,399 So, who are you taking, Cinderella? 134 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,776 Funny. 135 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,611 I say we just binge silent-era horror movies 136 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:12,862 and then get pissed 137 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,073 on one of my parents' dusty bottles of champagne 138 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,699 like the rock stars that we are. 139 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:21,270 - In our gowns, of course. - Right. Of course. 140 00:09:25,107 --> 00:09:27,317 Let's do this, big boy. 141 00:09:36,785 --> 00:09:37,828 Huh? 142 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:48,880 ♪ Mississippi Queen ♪ 143 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:51,842 ♪ If you know what I mean... ♪ 144 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:56,239 - Who is that? - Kiss my arse, universe. 145 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,283 I know what you're trying to do, but trust me, 146 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:01,935 - that is not Milly's type. - He is so my type. 147 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:16,634 - Who is he, anyway? - He's, like, 40. Jesus. 148 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:19,345 He's probably a teacher or somebody's dad. 149 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,514 No way in hell that guy is a student. 150 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:23,182 And this is our brand-new student, 151 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:25,834 all the way from Hollywood in California... 152 00:10:26,418 --> 00:10:27,669 Billy Walsh. 153 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,589 Oh, fuck off, universe. 154 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:39,073 Hey, not quite school attire but, er, you look cool. 155 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:42,642 - Oh, thank you, sir. - No, thank you. 156 00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:48,207 - Hey, everyone. - Hi! 157 00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:50,442 Billy Walsh. 158 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,445 Sit down, Yousif. 159 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,342 My dad just moved here for business, 160 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,927 so I'm gonna be joining you for the rest of the semester. 161 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:01,554 I've never been to England before, 162 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,056 but I hear a lot of awesome things. 163 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,099 Really excited to get to know all of you. 164 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:07,393 Thank you for such a warm welcome. 165 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:20,680 - What a douche. - Total douche. 166 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,118 You can tell me if you like him. 167 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,954 They've definitely gotten bigger. 168 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,397 Definitely. 169 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:34,045 That, or her eyebrows have gotten smaller. 170 00:11:36,988 --> 00:11:40,635 And I don't like him, OK? I don't even know him. 171 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,494 It could be padding. 172 00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,163 That is not padding. 173 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,768 Padding. 174 00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,269 I told you. Nothing to worry about. 175 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,146 Well, easy for you to say. 176 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,357 Boys don't know what it's like having small boobs. 177 00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,942 I'd rather brain than boobs any day. 178 00:11:55,966 --> 00:11:57,568 It'd be like having a small penis, 179 00:11:57,592 --> 00:11:58,861 but it's on your chest 180 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:01,030 and everyone can see it all the time. 181 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:03,741 - You know what I mean. - "You?" 182 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,451 Why the fuck did you say "you" like that? 183 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,537 I'll have you know I have a very developed dick. 184 00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:11,440 OK, Mr Developed Dick. 185 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:26,079 Phase one, secure her evening. 186 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:29,809 - Oh, I forgot to mention... - It's not padding. 187 00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,918 Bitch. 188 00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:34,981 I'm gonna shank her, Archie. I'll do it, I swear to God. 189 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:38,484 All right, Shawshank. Just take a breath and have some juice. 190 00:12:39,593 --> 00:12:42,179 He looked so embarrassed. Four-eyes. 191 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,599 Take two. 192 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:50,413 Oh, um, I forgot to mention they're, um, 193 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,206 they're playing Night of the Living Dead 194 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,482 at the Savoy after school. 195 00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:56,377 It cost me an arm and a leg 196 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:58,421 bribing this old bastard. 197 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,131 I can't believe they're playing our fav... 198 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,154 Is it just me, or does he walk in slow motion? 199 00:13:23,178 --> 00:13:26,282 Just you. Can we get back to what's important, please? 200 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,493 That guy is very clearly a massive dingleberry. 201 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,119 You don't know anything about him. 202 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,228 Trust me, I know. 203 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,647 Oh! Sorry. 204 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:37,359 - Here. - Thanks. 205 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:44,008 OK, that was, admittedly, unfortunate timing, 206 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,344 but, trust me, Billy Walsh has bad news 207 00:13:46,368 --> 00:13:48,596 tattooed on his ball sack. 208 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,389 I think somebody's a little jealous. 209 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:51,933 You wish. 210 00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,768 Check this out. I bet my entire trust fund 211 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:56,294 that he sits with Tony and the swim team. 212 00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,138 Hi. 213 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,785 Clearly I'm not crazy. 214 00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,329 I mean, you can see who this guy is from a mile away, right? 215 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,563 He's a... 216 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,845 - Loner? - He's studying. 217 00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,580 Am I rich now? 218 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,208 I'm rich, bitches! 219 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:38,461 And now he's pretending to read. Give me a break. 220 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:44,485 So back to phase one, "Night of the Living Dead". 221 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,052 Good evening. 222 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:48,888 Thank you. 223 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:04,237 - Where is everybody? - I don't know. 224 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,451 Phase two, pull out all the stops. 225 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,560 I jumped out at you from behind the tree 226 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,937 and Grandpa got all excited and he shook his fist at me 227 00:15:19,961 --> 00:15:22,481 and he said, "Boy, you'll be damned to hell!" 228 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:24,150 Stop it, now. I mean it. 229 00:15:24,174 --> 00:15:26,009 You're still afraid. 230 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,388 They're coming to get you, Barbara. 231 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,409 Remember? Remember we had to go to Willard then? 232 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,953 This isn't a passing thing, honey. 233 00:15:35,977 --> 00:15:39,415 It's... it's not like just the wind passing through. 234 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,501 We've got to do something, and fast. 235 00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:54,496 Fear fart. 236 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:06,192 Phase three, pop the question. 237 00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,468 Come on, Archie. You can do this. 238 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,519 What's up? 239 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:24,251 - I can't do this. - Archie? 240 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,755 They're nice seats, aren't they? Very, um 241 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,216 Very well made, actually. 242 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,051 Velvety, almost. 243 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,136 - Are you OK? - Yeah. 244 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,264 Archie-boy is always, um, OK. 245 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,725 Oh, shit. You've had too much sugar, haven't you? 246 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,519 - What? - That thing's happening again. 247 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,312 - Come on, let's walk it off. - No, I... 248 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:46,756 No, sorry, um, I... 249 00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,886 I have to tell you something. Something, um, something big. 250 00:16:52,470 --> 00:16:54,782 Bigger than anything before. Like really, really big. 251 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,768 - OK. It's big, I get it. - Yeah. 252 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:02,564 That's funny because... 253 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:04,774 I have something to tell you too. 254 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,986 Something big. 255 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:12,299 OK. Well, um... 256 00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:13,801 Well, you go first. 257 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,721 No, no, no. This is your moment. I don't want to interrupt it. 258 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:18,329 No, no, honestly, you go. 259 00:17:18,830 --> 00:17:20,224 OK. 260 00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:26,355 Whoa. I'm nervous. 261 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:29,442 Shit. She's gonna ask me. 262 00:17:29,466 --> 00:17:31,861 I don't think I've ever been nervous in front of you before. 263 00:17:31,885 --> 00:17:34,679 It's OK. I'm nervous too. 264 00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:37,783 Right. I'm just gonna come right out and say it. 265 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,726 - OK. - Here we go. 266 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,454 OK. 267 00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:45,166 - I love Billy Walsh. - I love you too. 268 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,756 To the moon and back. 269 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,966 I'm so happy for you. Wait, what? 270 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,635 - I know. It's soon, right? - Soon? Soon? 271 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:59,537 - It's been ten fucking hours. - No, I know it sounds crazy, 272 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,516 but I've never felt this kind of attraction to someone before. 273 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,334 - He's such a... - Fuckhead. 274 00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,587 - What? - Did I just say that out loud? 275 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:12,842 A mystery. I don't know, uh... 276 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,596 Anyway... 277 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,659 You've taken this, like, really badly. 278 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,203 - Me? - Yeah. 279 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:26,332 No! No, this is... this is... 280 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,709 Literally the worst night of my whole fucking... 281 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,879 Fuck, fuck, fuck you, universe! 282 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:35,174 Fantastic. This is fantastic. 283 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,176 I know you're worried he'll hurt me. 284 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,512 Hurt you? You've barely spoken a word to him. 285 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:42,681 You sound... nuts. 286 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,752 Thanks, Archie. 287 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,380 Means a lot. 288 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,321 Well, what were you gonna tell me? 289 00:18:57,345 --> 00:19:00,741 Mum's bought sex toys. No idea where that came from. 290 00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:04,477 - Really? - Yeah. Big ones. 291 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,359 Aww. 292 00:19:13,736 --> 00:19:14,839 After that night, 293 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,615 it was like the floodgates to Billy City had been opened. 294 00:19:22,954 --> 00:19:24,765 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 295 00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:26,600 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 296 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:28,394 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 297 00:19:28,418 --> 00:19:30,479 - ♪ Let's begin ♪ 298 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,981 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 299 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:33,524 - ♪ Here we go ♪ 300 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:37,653 - ♪ Here we go, here we go ♪ - [groans] 301 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,072 ♪ I was in your wet dream driving in my car ♪ 302 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,325 ♪ Saw you at the side of the road ♪ 303 00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:44,869 ♪ There's no one else around ♪ 304 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,872 ♪ You're touching yourself, touching yourself ♪ 305 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:50,207 ♪ Touching your... touching yourself ♪ 306 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,750 ♪ Touching yourself ♪ 307 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:55,254 ♪ You said, "Baby, do you want to come home with me?" ♪ 308 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:59,508 ♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" ♪ 309 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,887 ♪ You said, "Baby, do you want to come home with me?" ♪ 310 00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:07,266 ♪ "I got 'Buffalo '66' on DVD" ♪ 311 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:08,893 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 312 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,728 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 313 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,855 {\an8}- ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 314 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,690 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 315 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,233 - ♪ Here we go... ♪ 316 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,801 - ♪ Here we go... ♪ 317 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:22,740 Within a week, 318 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,825 Billy had literally become a health hazard. 319 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,954 And she had yet to speak a single word to him, 320 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:31,498 let alone tell him how she felt. 321 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:35,252 I couldn't tell Milly. Milly couldn't tell Billy. 322 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:37,087 Perhaps we should all just go 323 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,590 and have one big ironic threesome. 324 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,348 Nine hundred and ninety-nine. 325 00:20:47,372 --> 00:20:48,807 Not bad. 326 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,190 I know what you're thinking, 327 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,591 but you're wrong. They're not having sex. 328 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:08,118 Oh! We are having sex! 329 00:21:08,142 --> 00:21:10,269 That should be me down there. 330 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,415 You know what I mean. 331 00:21:16,693 --> 00:21:18,170 I told you he'd join the swim team. 332 00:21:23,408 --> 00:21:25,678 ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ 333 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:27,262 - ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ - Yes! 334 00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:31,308 ♪ It's enough, it's enough, it's enough, it's enough ♪ 335 00:21:31,332 --> 00:21:33,060 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 336 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:34,937 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 337 00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,605 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 338 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,732 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 339 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,444 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 340 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,823 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪ 341 00:21:45,847 --> 00:21:47,741 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 342 00:21:47,765 --> 00:21:49,618 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 343 00:21:49,642 --> 00:21:51,662 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 344 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,163 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 345 00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,165 Yes, it was all rather lovely, I must say. 346 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:58,419 And the Spanish coast is simply magnificent. 347 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:01,338 And the people, the Spaniards... You tell them, honey-bunny. 348 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:05,009 Just... incredibly sensual. 349 00:22:05,033 --> 00:22:06,951 - Hmm, hmm. - Yeah. 350 00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:10,681 Well, you both do seem very happy. 351 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:14,685 Oh, uh... well, yes, we've 352 00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,104 - actually never been happier. - Yeah. 353 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,380 Have we, bunny-honey? 354 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,360 So what is the secret? 355 00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,089 - Sorry, darling? - Come on. 356 00:22:44,113 --> 00:22:47,885 You guys have been fighting like cats and dogs for years. 357 00:22:47,909 --> 00:22:49,678 - Oh. - What's the secret? 358 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:53,348 Um... Well, um 359 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:58,395 let's just say we had some help from a little friend. 360 00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,379 - Dildo! - Huh? 361 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:05,510 - "Little friend" equals dildo. - No, it doesn't. 362 00:23:09,013 --> 00:23:12,951 Threesome. Holy shit. Your parents are sex perverts. 363 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,352 Popcorn, please. 364 00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,833 How long's it been now? Seven, eight years? 365 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,795 Darling, we love Jules, you know that. 366 00:23:22,819 --> 00:23:27,633 Of course we still do, but there is a whole world out there. 367 00:23:27,657 --> 00:23:31,970 There must be someone! 368 00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:36,016 - OK, there is someone. - Ooh! 369 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:39,353 - Potentially. - What's her name? 370 00:23:39,377 --> 00:23:43,923 Her name is Maggie. 371 00:23:45,550 --> 00:23:47,319 She's my new bookkeeper. 372 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:52,116 She's quiet but sweet, and she makes the best cups of tea. 373 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,451 My God, she's like a human calculator. 374 00:23:54,475 --> 00:23:56,328 I mean, it's incredible, really. 375 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:57,412 Jesus, Rupert. 376 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,498 My wife's drying up just listening to you. 377 00:23:59,522 --> 00:24:01,542 - George, stop it! - Sorry. 378 00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,985 - Hmm! - Naughty. So you like her? 379 00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,549 It's been so long, you know? 380 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:10,491 Yes, darling. 381 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:15,580 I come into work, I know exactly what I want to say, 382 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,725 and I don't know. 383 00:24:18,749 --> 00:24:21,270 I think we should tell him. 384 00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,628 Tell me what? 385 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:29,510 - Darling, can you keep a secret? - Yeah, of course. Anything. 386 00:24:30,970 --> 00:24:35,909 Well, it's no secret George and I were on the verge of tyranny. 387 00:24:35,933 --> 00:24:37,828 Everybody knows that. 388 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:40,080 And we tried everything, didn't we, darling? 389 00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:42,958 Therapists. Marriage counsellors. 390 00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,192 We ever tried a threesome. 391 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,111 I knew it! 392 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:52,801 And nothing worked. Nothing. 393 00:24:52,825 --> 00:24:56,245 - That is until... - Yes? 394 00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,624 Yes? 395 00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,687 Sylvie from the golf club told us about this man 396 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:07,882 they call the Love Doctor. 397 00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,820 The Love Doctor. 398 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:14,198 - It's a one-on-one video... - Sorry, sorry. 399 00:25:14,222 --> 00:25:15,991 How is it you think that the Love Doctor 400 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,160 is the most important part of that story? 401 00:25:18,184 --> 00:25:20,144 My parents had a threesome. 402 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:22,480 Kinky. 403 00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:26,376 It's important because if the Love Doctor 404 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,195 can literally make anyone fall in love with you then... 405 00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:43,668 - Hiya, Billy. - Hey. 406 00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,522 - What class have you got next? - Uh, English. 407 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,358 Same. Come along. 408 00:25:49,382 --> 00:25:51,860 - OK. - Billy? 409 00:25:51,884 --> 00:25:52,654 Amber? 410 00:25:52,678 --> 00:25:53,779 They looked pretty loved up to me. 411 00:25:53,803 --> 00:25:55,906 I have to get in there before he asks her to the ball. 412 00:25:55,930 --> 00:25:57,950 There's, what, four weeks till the big night? 413 00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:59,284 The ball? 414 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,370 - I thought we were gonna... - Oh, come on, Archie! 415 00:26:01,394 --> 00:26:02,454 What can I do? 416 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,456 My parents are hardly gonna give me the details 417 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,999 - of their sex doctor. - Love Doctor! 418 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,584 Whatever. I doubt this Love Doctor 419 00:26:07,608 --> 00:26:08,961 is gonna help some schoolgirl 420 00:26:08,985 --> 00:26:12,005 bag a guy she's never spoken to who already has a girlfriend. 421 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,864 They are not official! 422 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:19,054 Archie. Have I ever asked you for anything? 423 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,789 - Yes, literally all the time. - Come on. 424 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,812 This is really important to me. 425 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:31,108 Why? What's the big deal about Billy bloody Walsh, anyway? 426 00:26:31,132 --> 00:26:33,694 So many other people would kill to take you to the ball. 427 00:26:33,718 --> 00:26:35,386 Like who? 428 00:26:44,895 --> 00:26:46,856 You really want to know why it's such a big deal? 429 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:57,759 Because I've never had a boyfriend before. 430 00:26:57,783 --> 00:27:00,971 I mean, I'm 17 years old, for crying out loud, 431 00:27:00,995 --> 00:27:03,831 and I haven't even kissed anyone. 432 00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:10,296 I want to, you know, experience things before we finish school. 433 00:27:14,008 --> 00:27:16,927 And I want those experiences to be with Billy. 434 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,929 Fuck, no! 435 00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:24,477 Look... can I be honest with you? 436 00:27:25,311 --> 00:27:26,937 Always. 437 00:27:27,313 --> 00:27:29,082 We're part of an ecosystem, Milly, 438 00:27:29,106 --> 00:27:32,711 a food chain that exists, whether we like it or not. 439 00:27:32,735 --> 00:27:36,030 And I hate to say it, but we are at the bottom of it. 440 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,509 Popular people go for popular people. 441 00:27:39,533 --> 00:27:41,636 Good-looking people go for good-looking people. 442 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,579 Not people like me, and not people like you. 443 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,896 I... I didn't mean... Milly! 444 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,713 Milly, I... 445 00:27:58,761 --> 00:27:59,845 Shit. 446 00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:33,939 - Hey, Ru. - Hey. Archie. 447 00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:37,675 Who's your, um... friend? 448 00:28:38,300 --> 00:28:40,052 Oh, that's, uh, that's Maggie. 449 00:28:44,014 --> 00:28:45,992 Anyhoo, Amelia running late again? 450 00:28:46,016 --> 00:28:48,352 Oh, no, she's gone, Arch. She left early on her bike. 451 00:28:52,523 --> 00:28:53,691 Ah. 452 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,254 Fuck! 453 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,189 Bingo. 454 00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:45,618 Huh? 455 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,716 Huh? 456 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,944 What the hell are you doing up there? 457 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,013 Archie! 458 00:30:07,515 --> 00:30:09,517 - I'll do it. - Do what? 459 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:14,188 The Love Doctor. 460 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:24,132 I was starting to think you were in love with me or something. 461 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,582 Are you? 462 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:38,712 - What? - In love with me? 463 00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:47,906 - Ugh, gross, dude! - I was kidding, you geek. 464 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:49,473 You're the geek. 465 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:54,103 Well, in that case... 466 00:30:58,148 --> 00:31:01,110 - Hello, William. - Lovely to see you, Miss Brown. 467 00:31:04,572 --> 00:31:07,259 And with the passing of a piece of paper, 468 00:31:07,283 --> 00:31:09,410 the love of my life was gone. 469 00:31:10,411 --> 00:31:12,097 Hey! Hey, wait! 470 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,248 You forgot about me! 471 00:31:15,499 --> 00:31:16,810 And with the Love Doctor's help, 472 00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:19,521 there'd be no stopping her conquest of Billy. 473 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:21,422 See you tonight, Billy. 474 00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:24,693 - See you later, boys. - Bye, Amber. 475 00:31:24,717 --> 00:31:27,803 And, yes, he's on the rugby team, too. 476 00:31:28,429 --> 00:31:30,931 Y'all are too horny, man. 477 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,537 - Whoops. - Tosser. 478 00:31:35,561 --> 00:31:39,064 - Undeveloped dick syndrome. - What did you say? 479 00:31:54,622 --> 00:32:00,544 Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 480 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:08,052 Mr Quigley, could you be our Romeo? 481 00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:10,947 Stand, boy! 482 00:32:10,971 --> 00:32:13,158 How do you expect to defeat the mighty Tybalt 483 00:32:13,182 --> 00:32:14,784 whilst hiding in the shadows? 484 00:32:14,808 --> 00:32:16,977 I don't expect to... 485 00:32:21,148 --> 00:32:23,585 Geek versus Goliath. 486 00:32:23,609 --> 00:32:26,236 Miss Farthing, come along. 487 00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:37,414 Please, Romeo. Save me from this wretched beast. 488 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:42,336 Suck it, Trent! 489 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,529 Bravo! Bravo, dear Romeo. 490 00:33:08,862 --> 00:33:12,467 Not exactly a classical depiction of our Romeo, 491 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:17,639 but behind the mask, it could be anyone. 492 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,558 It could be anyone. 493 00:33:20,582 --> 00:33:22,251 That's it! 494 00:34:40,037 --> 00:34:41,330 Whoa. 495 00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:49,606 Hmm... 496 00:34:49,630 --> 00:34:52,800 Maybe that's not quite right. 497 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:16,841 ♪ This is a song for the weirdos ♪ 498 00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,426 ♪ The anti-heroes ♪ 499 00:35:18,450 --> 00:35:21,888 ♪ Won't fit in if you tried ♪ 500 00:35:21,912 --> 00:35:24,349 ♪ A song for the freaks and the scumbags ♪ 501 00:35:24,373 --> 00:35:29,562 ♪ The good kids gone bad, live wild on the outside ♪ 502 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:33,316 ♪ As heavy as Marlboro Red ♪ 503 00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:37,362 ♪ You're wondering who's your friend ♪ 504 00:35:37,386 --> 00:35:40,448 - Whoa! Whoo! - ♪ This is a song for... ♪ 505 00:36:15,424 --> 00:36:17,861 What's up, buttercup? Sniffing my panties again? 506 00:36:17,885 --> 00:36:21,614 Hmm. 507 00:36:21,638 --> 00:36:23,575 No, seriously, what are you doing in my locker? 508 00:36:23,599 --> 00:36:24,826 - Billy. - Throw the ball. 509 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,435 Go long. 510 00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:38,196 Earth to Milly. 511 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,699 Weekend reading. 512 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,222 - Aw. - Hmm. 513 00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:48,206 I need new friends. 514 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:34,294 OK. 515 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:53,605 I'm Amelia. 516 00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:58,836 What age 517 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,821 are you? 518 00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:06,094 - Eighteen. - You're sure? 519 00:38:06,118 --> 00:38:10,163 - My service isn't for children. - Yes, I'm sure. 520 00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:18,940 I want you to listen to me, Amelia. 521 00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:21,192 This isn't for the faint-hearted. 522 00:38:21,216 --> 00:38:22,652 It isn't for the weak, 523 00:38:22,676 --> 00:38:27,556 and it's going to require complete and absolute trust. 524 00:38:28,015 --> 00:38:31,577 Trust in me. Trust in my process. 525 00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,979 And trust in yourself. 526 00:38:37,858 --> 00:38:40,235 We are dealing with love. 527 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,655 The most powerful of all the human emotions. 528 00:38:44,614 --> 00:38:47,510 The emotion that combines all others, 529 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,137 pain, 530 00:38:49,161 --> 00:38:51,305 fear, 531 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:53,040 sadness, 532 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,125 joy 533 00:38:56,376 --> 00:38:57,419 into one. 534 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,901 Are you prepared to do exactly as I say, 535 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:08,388 to do what needs to be done to win in the game of love? 536 00:39:10,265 --> 00:39:11,725 Yes. 537 00:39:17,481 --> 00:39:19,792 You know, you sound a lot like... 538 00:39:19,816 --> 00:39:22,628 Good. Now, um... 539 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,297 Tell me about the young man in question 540 00:39:24,321 --> 00:39:28,492 and I'll give you all the steps to make him fall... hard. 541 00:39:32,245 --> 00:39:33,246 Well... 542 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:36,184 He's got this stupid girl-slash-friend thing going on 543 00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:39,353 - with this moron called Amber. - Tell me about her. 544 00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:40,688 My best friend Archie and I 545 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,440 call her and her friends the Eyebrow Crew 546 00:39:42,464 --> 00:39:44,275 because they have these huge eyebrows. 547 00:39:44,299 --> 00:39:45,818 Yes, very... Yeah, yeah, good. 548 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:49,054 This is clearly what it will take to get noticed. 549 00:40:19,209 --> 00:40:21,169 Oh, my God! 550 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,082 ♪ Oh, dear ♪ 551 00:40:47,529 --> 00:40:49,632 What the hell happened? 552 00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:53,302 I'm going viral as Batface Girl! I want my money back! 553 00:40:53,326 --> 00:40:55,745 - Slow down, I... - Slow down? 554 00:40:56,830 --> 00:40:59,082 Now, you listen to me, old man. 555 00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,310 I have a very particular set of skills, 556 00:41:01,334 --> 00:41:04,438 skills I have acquired over a very long career, 557 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:08,216 skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. 558 00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:13,156 Are you quoting, um... oh... 559 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,431 Liam Neeson? 560 00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:18,768 Didn't think you'd have seen that one. 561 00:41:19,936 --> 00:41:22,147 But the point remains the same. 562 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:27,420 I will hunt you down and break your heart like you have mine, 563 00:41:27,444 --> 00:41:31,549 and it won't be metaphorical unless you fix this. 564 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:33,759 OK, firstly, I haven't taken any money from you. 565 00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:36,512 This was a no-win, no-fee situation. 566 00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:39,432 And, secondly, tell me exactly what happened. 567 00:41:39,456 --> 00:41:41,601 I went into school with my new eyebrows, 568 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:44,896 exactly as you instructed. 569 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,047 But 570 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,801 everyone just laughed at me. 571 00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:55,656 And... 572 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:58,201 Penny tripped over and spilled juice on my face 573 00:41:58,225 --> 00:42:00,185 and Billy came... 574 00:42:03,647 --> 00:42:06,375 - Billy came and saw me. - Perfect. 575 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:09,545 - I know... Wait, what? - What? 576 00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:11,321 Uh, oh, um... 577 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:18,203 Billy, um... Billy noticed you? 578 00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:21,474 Yes, but he... 579 00:42:21,498 --> 00:42:23,809 There's no such thing as bad press, Amelia. 580 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:27,939 Before today, Billy Walsh didn't even know you existed. 581 00:42:27,963 --> 00:42:31,317 Your relationship with him was entirely inside your own head. 582 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:34,070 Now he knows exactly who you are. 583 00:42:34,094 --> 00:42:36,280 Batface Girl. 584 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:39,408 You're like a superhero, 585 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:41,309 and he's never going to forget it. 586 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:44,646 Yeah. 587 00:42:46,356 --> 00:42:50,962 Now that he's seen you, it's time for you to see him. 588 00:42:50,986 --> 00:42:53,547 Eye contact is vital. 589 00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:59,119 The more you stare, the more you will bore into his soul. 590 00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:38,825 Oh! 591 00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:41,494 Make him jealous. 592 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:47,417 And I mean really jealous. 593 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,837 - I need to kiss you. - I need you not to! 594 00:43:59,262 --> 00:44:04,160 What is she even doing? 595 00:44:04,184 --> 00:44:07,079 - Can't believe it. Oh, God. - She is so desperate. 596 00:44:07,103 --> 00:44:09,707 Her stupid fucking trousers. 597 00:44:09,731 --> 00:44:10,958 Looks like a midlife crisis. 598 00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:13,669 Don't get me started on the hair. What has she used? 599 00:44:13,693 --> 00:44:16,821 Gorilla Glue? 600 00:44:17,364 --> 00:44:19,032 It's not that funny. 601 00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:24,913 So, how's it going with you know who? 602 00:44:25,789 --> 00:44:28,225 He's coming to mine this weekend, 603 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:30,895 and I plan on making it hashtag official, 604 00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:33,230 if you know what I mean. 605 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:36,841 Let's go. 606 00:44:48,144 --> 00:44:52,565 I wouldn't go so far as to call myself a genius, but I am. 607 00:44:56,653 --> 00:44:58,881 ♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪ 608 00:44:58,905 --> 00:45:02,760 ♪ My sugarboo, I'm levitating ♪ - What up, chuckles? 609 00:45:02,784 --> 00:45:04,411 The Love Doctor didn't tell you to... 610 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:06,972 - What? - Did he tell you...? 611 00:45:06,996 --> 00:45:09,016 Well, he didn't tell me not to do it. 612 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:11,143 Besides, I feel pretty damn good. 613 00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:14,170 - Looking good, Miss Brown. - Thank you, William. 614 00:45:14,838 --> 00:45:16,649 Bugger, bugger, bugger. 615 00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,744 ♪ It's bad bitch o'clock, yeah, it's thick-thirty ♪ 616 00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:33,999 ♪ I've been through a lot, but I'm still flirty ♪ 617 00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:35,960 ♪ Is everybody back up in the building? ♪ 618 00:45:35,984 --> 00:45:38,003 ♪ It's been a minute, tell me how you're healing ♪ 619 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:40,589 What the fuck is going on? 620 00:45:40,613 --> 00:45:43,551 ♪ How you feeling? How you feel right now? ♪ 621 00:45:43,575 --> 00:45:48,371 ♪ Oh, I've been so down and under pressure ♪ 622 00:45:49,414 --> 00:45:52,167 ♪ I'm way too fine to be this stressed, yeah ♪ 623 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:58,524 ♪ Oh, I'm not the girl I was or used to be ♪ 624 00:45:58,548 --> 00:46:00,860 ♪ Uh, bitch, I might be better ♪ 625 00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:05,072 ♪ Turn up the music, turn down the lights ♪ 626 00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:08,909 ♪ I got a feeling I'm gon' be all right ♪ 627 00:46:08,933 --> 00:46:11,203 - ♪ OK ♪ - ♪ OK ♪ 628 00:46:11,227 --> 00:46:13,873 ♪ All right, it's about damn time ♪ 629 00:46:13,897 --> 00:46:18,502 ♪ Turn up the music, let's celebrate ♪ 630 00:46:18,526 --> 00:46:21,755 ♪ I got feeling I'm gon' be OK ♪ 631 00:46:21,779 --> 00:46:23,299 - ♪ OK ♪ 632 00:46:23,323 --> 00:46:24,550 ♪ OK ♪ 633 00:46:24,574 --> 00:46:26,844 ♪ All right, it's about damn time ♪ 634 00:46:26,868 --> 00:46:28,387 Oh... 635 00:46:28,411 --> 00:46:30,473 ♪ In a minute, I'mma need a sentimental man or woman ♪ 636 00:46:30,497 --> 00:46:31,557 ♪ To pump me up ♪ 637 00:46:31,581 --> 00:46:34,143 ♪ Feeling fussy, walking in my Balenciussys... ♪ 638 00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:45,595 Oh, she got creamed. Smile, Splat-Face Girl. 639 00:46:54,687 --> 00:46:56,731 - Hey. You OK? - So embarrassing. 640 00:47:05,448 --> 00:47:06,908 How many fingers am I holding up? 641 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:10,429 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 642 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:12,056 It's OK. 643 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,600 She's OK. I'll, um... I'll take it from here. 644 00:47:14,624 --> 00:47:15,809 Thanks, big man. 645 00:47:15,833 --> 00:47:18,187 Well, I think she should probably still see a nurse. 646 00:47:18,211 --> 00:47:20,588 Yeah, I got it. 647 00:47:21,923 --> 00:47:23,633 You forgot your pencil. 648 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,289 So, Batface Girl, 649 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:39,941 Savoy and hot dogs or tent and fear farts? 650 00:47:47,407 --> 00:47:49,117 Do we know you? 651 00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:52,787 Uh, well 652 00:47:53,496 --> 00:47:56,308 we have been in the same school 653 00:47:56,332 --> 00:48:02,088 and year and classes for almost seven years now, but... no. 654 00:48:02,672 --> 00:48:05,550 - I guess not. - Oh. 655 00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:09,554 How funny. Didn't even know you existed. 656 00:48:11,681 --> 00:48:14,267 Or you, Alan. 657 00:48:15,268 --> 00:48:18,605 It's Archie, but don't worry about it. 658 00:48:22,650 --> 00:48:24,068 So here's the thing. 659 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:29,592 We saw you talking to Billy earlier, didn't we, girls? 660 00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:31,909 Hm-hmm. 661 00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,432 Well, I fell and cut my knee and he... 662 00:48:36,456 --> 00:48:37,624 Aw. 663 00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:41,753 Poor little goose. 664 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:46,525 Billy's my boyfriend. 665 00:48:46,549 --> 00:48:48,468 And we're going to the ball together. 666 00:48:49,636 --> 00:48:52,990 - He's asked you? - Face it. 667 00:48:53,014 --> 00:48:55,576 He's out of your league. 668 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:58,329 Even with your vagina on show. 669 00:49:09,405 --> 00:49:11,532 If I threw a stick, Amber, would you chase it? 670 00:49:15,036 --> 00:49:16,412 Excuse me? 671 00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:20,225 - You heard me. - Oh... 672 00:49:20,249 --> 00:49:23,020 Sorry, my ears don't understand nerd. 673 00:49:23,044 --> 00:49:25,022 Well, let me be clear then. 674 00:49:25,046 --> 00:49:28,776 We value your opinion about as much as we value a white crayon. 675 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,736 Ooh! 676 00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,136 Oh, Amber. 677 00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:38,452 Mummy and Daddy might have all the money in the world, Alan. 678 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:40,829 But clearly, it doesn't buy taste. 679 00:49:45,358 --> 00:49:47,819 Look, Amber, I'm sorry. 680 00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,381 It's not that I don't like you, it's just that 681 00:49:50,405 --> 00:49:52,424 if you were on life support, I'd unplug you 682 00:49:52,448 --> 00:49:56,703 to charge my third phone. 683 00:49:57,662 --> 00:49:59,973 Why don't you spend less time worrying about us 684 00:49:59,997 --> 00:50:02,017 and more time worrying about your eyebrows? 685 00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:17,724 Come, Amelia. We've got geography. 686 00:50:18,891 --> 00:50:20,935 And these bitches are history. 687 00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:31,154 Mashface Girl! 688 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:40,639 Whoo! 689 00:50:43,541 --> 00:50:46,145 "Stop worrying about us 690 00:50:46,169 --> 00:50:49,797 and start worrying more about your eyebrows!" 691 00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:52,717 I may have said that one a few times in the mirror. 692 00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:56,572 That was literally the best thing anyone's ever done for me. 693 00:50:56,596 --> 00:50:59,557 Nothing you wouldn't have done for me. 694 00:51:02,852 --> 00:51:06,189 Ugh! 695 00:51:18,367 --> 00:51:19,367 Amelia! 696 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,539 Hey. 697 00:51:25,708 --> 00:51:28,937 I'm glad I caught up with you. Er, hey, man. 698 00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:31,064 What you did in there was super awesome. 699 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,674 Aw, how sweet. You can drown now. 700 00:51:36,344 --> 00:51:38,137 It's Amelia, right? 701 00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:45,078 Listen, I know we don't know each other, 702 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:50,566 but I've seen you around a lot and we've never spoken, but 703 00:51:52,235 --> 00:51:53,903 do you want to go to dinner sometime? 704 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:58,467 - What about Amber? - I always preferred the people 705 00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:00,969 that get milkshakes thrown on them, 706 00:52:00,993 --> 00:52:03,162 rather than the ones doing the throwing. 707 00:52:05,581 --> 00:52:08,084 - What do you say? - Yes. Yes, definitely. 708 00:52:09,669 --> 00:52:12,296 I mean, maybe. 709 00:52:15,049 --> 00:52:17,176 Yes, I'm in. 710 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,322 Cool. 711 00:52:20,346 --> 00:52:24,809 - Uh, I'll pick you up tonight. - Yeah. 712 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:28,413 See you later. Later, dude. 713 00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,773 Later, dickhead. 714 00:52:36,571 --> 00:52:40,717 ♪ I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it ♪ 715 00:52:40,741 --> 00:52:42,845 ♪ I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it ♪ 716 00:52:42,869 --> 00:52:46,473 ♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it, I look hot in it, hot in it ♪ 717 00:52:46,497 --> 00:52:47,874 ♪ I look hot in it ♪ 718 00:52:47,999 --> 00:52:50,143 ♪ Tonight I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it ♪ 719 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,353 ♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it ♪ 720 00:52:51,377 --> 00:52:52,479 Nope. 721 00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,649 ♪ I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it ♪ 722 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:57,776 ♪ Tonight I'm gon' be rocking it, dropping it ♪ 723 00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,361 - Yes! - ♪ Shake my... ♪ 724 00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:06,225 Fuck's sake. 725 00:53:17,653 --> 00:53:20,215 I'm panicking. I need your help. 726 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,493 He asked me on a date. A date! He asked me. 727 00:53:26,495 --> 00:53:29,707 You are a genius, Love Doctor. 728 00:53:33,586 --> 00:53:35,212 Love Doctor? 729 00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:38,341 Love Doctor? 730 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:42,386 - Love Doctor? - A date? 731 00:53:44,472 --> 00:53:46,349 Yes, a, um 732 00:53:47,767 --> 00:53:49,244 a date is a great idea. 733 00:53:50,937 --> 00:53:53,648 This is where you have to put it all on the line. 734 00:53:55,399 --> 00:53:57,961 - What do you mean? - It's not going to be easy. 735 00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,404 But if you truly love... 736 00:54:02,448 --> 00:54:04,885 Billy Walsh, 737 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,179 I'll tell you exactly what you need to do 738 00:54:07,203 --> 00:54:08,972 to make sure he loves you back. 739 00:54:08,996 --> 00:54:11,808 Tell me. I'll do whatever you say. 740 00:54:11,832 --> 00:54:17,546 The meaner you treat him, the keener you'll keep him. 741 00:54:20,174 --> 00:54:24,220 Billy Walsh will be like putty in your hands. 742 00:54:26,514 --> 00:54:29,725 It's human nature 101. 743 00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,046 The meaner you are to Billy Walsh, 744 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:43,924 and anyone else in the restaurant, for that matter, 745 00:54:43,948 --> 00:54:45,324 the better. 746 00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,538 Er... 747 00:54:52,331 --> 00:54:54,500 What is this, the 1950s? 748 00:54:55,710 --> 00:54:57,503 Take this away. 749 00:54:58,337 --> 00:55:00,297 And get me a beer! 750 00:55:12,018 --> 00:55:14,162 - So... - So what? 751 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:17,314 Uh... so, you like beer? 752 00:55:20,526 --> 00:55:23,296 - Love it. - Cool. 753 00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:25,948 I guess this doesn't matter. 754 00:55:26,824 --> 00:55:32,180 Er, so, tell me about yourself, Billy boy. 755 00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:34,683 What brings you to the United Kingdom? 756 00:55:34,707 --> 00:55:37,835 AKA England. 757 00:55:39,086 --> 00:55:42,757 Er, my father, actually. He's a... 758 00:55:45,342 --> 00:55:46,945 Ooh. 759 00:55:46,969 --> 00:55:50,931 He's actually a... importer and exporter. 760 00:55:56,645 --> 00:55:58,105 What time do you get off tonight? 761 00:55:59,940 --> 00:56:01,192 Er... 762 00:56:04,528 --> 00:56:06,989 Around 11. Once I've done the bins. 763 00:56:07,490 --> 00:56:10,201 Good to know, cutie. 764 00:56:15,039 --> 00:56:18,709 Hey, you OK? 765 00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,711 Never better. 766 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,540 So you're a swim team captain, 767 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:45,420 rugby captain, and you're an A-star student? 768 00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:48,656 What, were you made in a lab? 769 00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,760 I bet your parents worship the ground 770 00:56:51,784 --> 00:56:53,762 that Golden Balls walks on. 771 00:56:53,786 --> 00:56:55,287 It's not like that. 772 00:56:55,788 --> 00:56:58,332 And to top it all off, let me guess. 773 00:56:59,166 --> 00:57:01,561 Your parents are happily married 774 00:57:01,585 --> 00:57:04,314 and they have been since they met at that high school dance 775 00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:06,066 35 years ago. 776 00:57:06,090 --> 00:57:09,051 What a cliché. 777 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,137 You know what? 778 00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:15,992 Tonight was a mistake. 779 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,810 You're not the person I thought you were. 780 00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:28,612 Call me! 781 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,672 You know, I've been judged my entire life. 782 00:58:10,696 --> 00:58:12,674 People have looked at me and figured it must be 783 00:58:12,698 --> 00:58:14,885 the easiest thing in the world being Billy Walsh. 784 00:58:14,909 --> 00:58:16,511 - I... - And that it's inconceivable 785 00:58:16,535 --> 00:58:19,538 for me to somehow feel any hardship or sadness. 786 00:58:20,122 --> 00:58:21,600 - That's not a... - You don't know 787 00:58:21,624 --> 00:58:23,810 that I haven't shared a conversation with my dad 788 00:58:23,834 --> 00:58:25,103 in the past five years 789 00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:28,464 about anything other than sports or scholarships. 790 00:58:29,673 --> 00:58:30,817 And ever since my mom died, 791 00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,611 he has been so consumed by his own pain 792 00:58:32,635 --> 00:58:34,637 he is completely oblivious to mine. 793 00:58:35,346 --> 00:58:38,450 And you don't know that because you don't know me. 794 00:58:38,474 --> 00:58:40,976 And just like everybody else, you don't want to. 795 00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,793 Tonight was a mistake. 796 00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:50,527 I just wanna say 797 00:58:53,781 --> 00:58:56,843 you have the most incredible bone structure. 798 00:59:23,352 --> 00:59:25,872 Hello, everyone. 799 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:29,125 My name is Amelia Elizabeth Brown. 800 00:59:29,149 --> 00:59:30,877 Shit. 801 00:59:30,901 --> 00:59:33,529 And last night, I misjudged someone. 802 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:38,260 Someone who had the bravery to show me who they really are. 803 00:59:38,284 --> 00:59:41,388 To show me their scars, so 804 00:59:41,412 --> 00:59:44,331 now I'm going to show you mine. 805 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:49,169 OK, I'll start at the beginning. 806 00:59:50,421 --> 00:59:51,797 When I was three, 807 00:59:52,214 --> 00:59:55,568 we were stuck in traffic on the way to Disneyland 808 00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:59,346 and I had to go to the bathroom, like, now. 809 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,492 My parents told me to go on the side of the motorway, 810 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:03,994 thinking it was just a number one. 811 01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:07,622 - So, I got out... - Huh? 812 01:00:07,646 --> 01:00:09,708 Dutifully squatted down 813 01:00:09,732 --> 01:00:11,710 and took a huge dump on the hard shoulder. 814 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,573 Amelia Brown's officially having a mental breakdown. 815 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:20,427 When I was four, 816 01:00:20,451 --> 01:00:22,595 my family and I went to Edinburgh 817 01:00:22,619 --> 01:00:25,515 and decided to go to the botanical gardens. 818 01:00:25,539 --> 01:00:28,268 I was drawn to these giant lily pads. 819 01:00:28,292 --> 01:00:32,188 I had memories of watching frogs jump on them in Disney movies 820 01:00:32,212 --> 01:00:34,065 and thought it would be an excellent idea 821 01:00:34,089 --> 01:00:37,569 to try and hop onto one to see if it could hold my weight. 822 01:00:37,593 --> 01:00:40,280 I hate these fucking kids. 823 01:00:40,304 --> 01:00:41,889 It didn't. 824 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:45,535 OK, this is a good one. 825 01:00:45,559 --> 01:00:47,579 When I was five, 826 01:00:47,603 --> 01:00:51,148 I stood on a wasps' nest while playing hide and seek. 827 01:00:51,857 --> 01:00:55,462 I was wearing a skirt and got stung on my vagina. 828 01:00:56,570 --> 01:01:01,551 - Hashtag swollen lips. - This is gold. 829 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:04,453 Hashtag officially ruined. 830 01:01:24,681 --> 01:01:27,619 You know, when I was eight, 831 01:01:27,643 --> 01:01:30,354 my mum, she wanted me to go to the Girl Guides. 832 01:01:30,813 --> 01:01:33,565 I really didn't want to go. 833 01:01:35,401 --> 01:01:38,278 But she took me there anyway. 834 01:01:39,613 --> 01:01:42,074 And before I got out of the car... 835 01:01:44,159 --> 01:01:46,412 I told her that I hated her. 836 01:01:52,084 --> 01:01:55,379 A few days later, she got sick 837 01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:58,132 and was taken into hospital. 838 01:02:00,384 --> 01:02:01,969 When I was nine, 839 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:06,682 my mum still wasn't out of hospital. 840 01:02:12,604 --> 01:02:16,024 And when I was ten, she died. 841 01:02:23,031 --> 01:02:25,468 When I was 11, 842 01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:28,763 my dad brought a mannequin home from work 843 01:02:28,787 --> 01:02:31,724 and started dancing with it in our living room. 844 01:02:31,748 --> 01:02:33,810 Milly! 845 01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:36,503 Milly, stop. You don't have to do this. 846 01:02:45,304 --> 01:02:50,851 When I was 12, I developed a massive crush on Justin Bieber. 847 01:02:51,852 --> 01:02:53,663 And when I was 13, I stuck a picture of him 848 01:02:53,687 --> 01:02:55,874 - onto my dad's mannequin... - She's in here! 849 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:58,984 And practised kissing it. 850 01:03:12,748 --> 01:03:16,811 I think it's safe to say that now, standing here, 851 01:03:16,835 --> 01:03:18,938 watching Milly reveal the most embarrassing, 852 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:21,566 most horrific parts of her life, 853 01:03:21,590 --> 01:03:23,634 I may have taken this a little too far. 854 01:03:30,265 --> 01:03:34,436 When I was 14, I started padding my bra with tissue paper. 855 01:03:46,698 --> 01:03:50,053 I heard somewhere along the way that if you love someone, 856 01:03:50,077 --> 01:03:52,514 you have to set them free. 857 01:03:52,538 --> 01:03:54,724 It's a hard concept to understand 858 01:03:54,748 --> 01:03:57,334 unless you've been where I am right now. 859 01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,008 And when I was 15, 860 01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:09,822 I started to get worried that I'd never been kissed. 861 01:04:09,846 --> 01:04:12,099 But maybe that is exactly what I have to do. 862 01:04:12,975 --> 01:04:14,452 I have to set Amelia Brown. 863 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:17,956 ♪ When I look into your eyes ♪ free. 864 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:19,415 When I was 17... 865 01:04:19,439 --> 01:04:20,875 ♪ It's like watching the night ♪ 866 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:29,199 ♪ Or a beautiful sunrise ♪ 867 01:04:30,450 --> 01:04:32,387 ♪ Well, there's so much they hold ♪ 868 01:04:36,123 --> 01:04:41,312 ♪ And just like them old stars ♪ 869 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:46,401 ♪ I see that you've come so far ♪ 870 01:04:46,425 --> 01:04:50,804 ♪ To be right where you are ♪ 871 01:04:51,638 --> 01:04:55,809 ♪ How old is your soul? ♪ 872 01:04:57,227 --> 01:05:00,039 ♪ Well, I won't give up on... ♪ 873 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,709 I'm still 17 years old. 874 01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:07,755 ♪ Even if the skies get rough ♪ - And I'm about to graduate. 875 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:13,052 ♪ I'm giving you all my love ♪ 876 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:16,496 ♪ I'm still looking up ♪ 877 01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:22,669 ♪ And when you're needing your space ♪ 878 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,982 ♪ To do some navigating ♪ 879 01:05:26,006 --> 01:05:28,800 And I've still never kissed anyone. 880 01:05:29,509 --> 01:05:34,240 ♪ I'll be here patiently waiting ♪ 881 01:05:34,264 --> 01:05:37,827 ♪ To see what you find ♪ 882 01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:43,499 ♪ Cos even the stars, they burn ♪ 883 01:05:44,941 --> 01:05:50,340 ♪ Some even fall to the earth ♪ 884 01:05:50,364 --> 01:05:52,157 - ♪ We got... ♪ - No! 885 01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:55,511 Detention! Forever! 886 01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,245 Perverts! 887 01:06:07,381 --> 01:06:09,091 Don't stop, William. 888 01:06:17,974 --> 01:06:23,414 ♪ If I were you, I would open my curtains ♪ 889 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:27,043 No, no, no! 890 01:06:27,067 --> 01:06:32,715 ♪ If I were you, I would have a look outside ♪ 891 01:06:36,576 --> 01:06:38,346 ♪ Put on my shoes ♪ 892 01:06:38,370 --> 01:06:42,767 ♪ And leave this sunken room behind ♪ 893 01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:45,269 ♪ And I would drive ♪ 894 01:06:55,053 --> 01:06:59,891 ♪ And on my way, I would visit your mother ♪ 895 01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,038 Wait till you see what I do with these. 896 01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:09,526 ♪ If I were you, I would ask about her life ♪ 897 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,425 ♪ Maybe you'll find... ♪ 898 01:07:17,075 --> 01:07:19,429 You know, I might be one of the only people in the universe 899 01:07:19,453 --> 01:07:22,956 who doesn't like popcorn or milk chocolate balls. 900 01:07:23,749 --> 01:07:25,935 - More for me. - OK. 901 01:07:31,590 --> 01:07:33,508 This is the best part. You don't wanna miss it! 902 01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,493 - I'm sorry. - Did you just fart? 903 01:07:42,517 --> 01:07:44,186 Um, no. 904 01:07:45,020 --> 01:07:47,457 It... It was a fear fart. 905 01:07:47,481 --> 01:07:49,816 Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. 906 01:08:18,762 --> 01:08:22,891 ♪ Who knows how long we got? ♪ 907 01:08:25,644 --> 01:08:30,232 ♪ As long as I am breathing ♪ 908 01:08:30,899 --> 01:08:36,571 ♪ Know it's not too late to love ♪ 909 01:09:23,243 --> 01:09:25,096 How are you holding up? 910 01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:27,139 I won't be needing that, that's for sure. 911 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:44,890 Wow. 912 01:09:46,892 --> 01:09:48,977 Whoa. 913 01:09:51,813 --> 01:09:54,107 All well out there in the universe? 914 01:10:01,156 --> 01:10:02,782 Ready for your big day tomorrow? 915 01:10:31,019 --> 01:10:35,774 Can I ask you something about Mum? 916 01:10:36,691 --> 01:10:38,068 Always. 917 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:44,282 How did you know that, you know, she was the one? 918 01:10:44,950 --> 01:10:46,952 Oh, that was easy. 919 01:10:47,827 --> 01:10:49,889 She was the only girl in university who wanted me. 920 01:10:49,913 --> 01:10:51,891 Dad! 921 01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:55,335 No, I'm serious. 922 01:10:56,711 --> 01:10:58,731 OK, well, um 923 01:10:58,755 --> 01:11:02,443 she had this beat-up old Volkswagen. 924 01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:07,406 One day, she broke down right outside the university gates. 925 01:11:07,430 --> 01:11:09,742 And that was the first time that I plucked up the courage 926 01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:12,620 - to speak to her. - What did you say? 927 01:11:12,644 --> 01:11:15,480 Well, her head was buried in the bonnet, but I said... 928 01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:19,418 "Time to check that thing into the old Volks' home, 929 01:11:19,442 --> 01:11:20,670 don't you think?" 930 01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:22,088 - No, you didn't. - Yes. 931 01:11:22,112 --> 01:11:26,509 No, you didn't! Oh, I hope she ran a mile! 932 01:11:26,533 --> 01:11:28,010 Well, luckily for me, 933 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:31,263 your mum was new to the area, so I did offer her a tour. 934 01:11:31,287 --> 01:11:33,265 All the way to the local petrol station, 935 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:35,184 which just happened to be miles away, 936 01:11:35,208 --> 01:11:40,338 and we fell in love on that drive... as friends. 937 01:11:42,799 --> 01:11:44,193 Friends? 938 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,928 Yeah, best friends. 939 01:11:49,222 --> 01:11:53,810 We spent... Well, we spent every waking moment together. 940 01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:57,623 I mean, there was nobody 941 01:11:57,647 --> 01:12:00,817 we would rather spend time with than each other. 942 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,611 You know, it just 943 01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:07,365 it just made perfect sense. 944 01:12:12,287 --> 01:12:14,247 If you think too loudly, 945 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:17,709 you'll never hear the answer you're looking for. 946 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,593 Right, I'm gonna go to bed. I love you, Mills. 947 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:50,867 How do I look? 948 01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:52,702 Like your mother. 949 01:12:55,705 --> 01:12:57,558 Well, thanks for your help, Maggie. 950 01:12:57,582 --> 01:13:00,227 I never would have got this dress over these bad boys. 951 01:13:00,251 --> 01:13:03,046 He's one lucky boy. 952 01:13:04,130 --> 01:13:05,924 Would you both mind giving me a minute? 953 01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:08,259 Of course. 954 01:13:58,643 --> 01:14:01,020 Always follow your heart, Mills. 955 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:08,778 It'll rarely lead you the wrong way. 956 01:14:22,750 --> 01:14:24,353 Hey, Billy. 957 01:14:24,377 --> 01:14:27,922 - Good afternoon, Mr Brown. - How are you? 958 01:14:34,762 --> 01:14:36,097 Milly? 959 01:14:38,141 --> 01:14:41,352 Hey, Milly, you in there? 960 01:14:41,769 --> 01:14:43,563 - Milly? - The window. 961 01:14:44,439 --> 01:14:48,627 ♪ I wanna see the rest of the world the same way that you do ♪ 962 01:14:48,651 --> 01:14:51,797 ♪ I wanna be the home that you leave and you return to ♪ 963 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,048 Godspeed! 964 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:55,575 ♪ I wanna stay here in your arms as long as I can do ♪ 965 01:14:59,412 --> 01:15:03,058 ♪ The silver hair and golden years ♪ 966 01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:07,188 ♪ That seem so far until they're near ♪ 967 01:15:07,212 --> 01:15:12,800 ♪ There's so much left to do down here, I know ♪ 968 01:15:13,676 --> 01:15:16,197 ♪ All anyone wants is just ♪ 969 01:15:16,221 --> 01:15:20,367 ♪ More time, more life, more healing ♪ 970 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:24,812 ♪ More love, more us, more feeling, yeah ♪ 971 01:15:25,355 --> 01:15:28,459 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 972 01:15:28,483 --> 01:15:32,546 ♪ More you, more nights for dreaming ♪ 973 01:15:32,570 --> 01:15:36,217 ♪ These days go by so fast and I... ♪ 974 01:15:36,241 --> 01:15:37,468 Huh? 975 01:15:37,492 --> 01:15:41,972 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 976 01:15:41,996 --> 01:15:43,873 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 977 01:15:45,625 --> 01:15:48,646 - ♪ Oh, I just need... ♪ 978 01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:57,887 ♪ Yeah, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 979 01:15:58,388 --> 01:15:59,782 ♪ More ♪ 980 01:16:02,141 --> 01:16:04,119 ♪ More healing ♪ 981 01:16:04,143 --> 01:16:08,564 ♪ More love, more us, more feeling, yeah ♪ 982 01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:12,253 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 983 01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:14,505 ♪ More you, more nights for dreaming ♪ 984 01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:20,702 ♪ These days go by so fast and I ♪ 985 01:16:21,327 --> 01:16:25,724 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 986 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:27,977 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 987 01:16:28,001 --> 01:16:29,395 ♪ More ♪ 988 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:32,147 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 989 01:16:32,171 --> 01:16:33,399 ♪ More ♪ 990 01:16:33,423 --> 01:16:36,193 ♪ Oh, I just need, I'm just needing ♪ 991 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:37,778 ♪ More ♪ 992 01:16:37,802 --> 01:16:41,180 {\an8}♪ Yeah, I just need, I'm just needing more ♪ 993 01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:44,517 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 994 01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:52,025 William, please, just... Can you just leave me alo... 995 01:16:57,989 --> 01:17:01,451 - What are you doing here? - Shut up. 996 01:17:07,206 --> 01:17:08,583 Get dressed. 997 01:17:12,545 --> 01:17:13,588 I need a date. 998 01:17:14,839 --> 01:17:19,069 - What happened to Boy Wonder? - Less questions, more dressing. 999 01:17:19,093 --> 01:17:20,887 We should be drunk by now. 1000 01:17:21,596 --> 01:17:22,597 Enough. 1001 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,079 We've barely spoken for weeks, 1002 01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:31,457 and now you're here in my house, in my room, 1003 01:17:31,481 --> 01:17:32,708 asking me to drink champagne 1004 01:17:32,732 --> 01:17:34,626 and pretending like everything's normal. 1005 01:17:34,650 --> 01:17:36,587 Archie, I... 1006 01:17:36,611 --> 01:17:38,964 Look, if you and Billy have had some sort of argument 1007 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,342 and you've come here because you want little old Archie 1008 01:17:41,366 --> 01:17:44,011 to pat you on the back and tell you it will all be OK, 1009 01:17:44,035 --> 01:17:45,119 it's not gonna happen. 1010 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:49,665 Not today. 1011 01:17:50,917 --> 01:17:52,377 Not anymore. 1012 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:55,814 Archie, that's not why I'm here. 1013 01:17:55,838 --> 01:18:00,194 - Then why are you here? - Because I made a mistake. 1014 01:18:00,218 --> 01:18:01,511 OK? 1015 01:18:03,012 --> 01:18:07,225 A big, fat, stupid mistake. 1016 01:18:09,102 --> 01:18:14,249 I've spent so long dreaming of having a boyfriend 1017 01:18:14,273 --> 01:18:19,070 and falling in love and going on romantic dates. 1018 01:18:20,279 --> 01:18:22,281 Sunset kisses. 1019 01:18:24,742 --> 01:18:27,537 When always 1020 01:18:30,123 --> 01:18:32,375 it's been right in front of me. 1021 01:18:34,377 --> 01:18:36,045 Are you...? 1022 01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:41,693 I love you... 1023 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:46,264 Archibald Richard Randolph Reginald Arnold. 1024 01:18:50,977 --> 01:18:53,771 And I always have. 1025 01:19:03,448 --> 01:19:06,159 Whoa! 1026 01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:15,644 - How'd that go? - Yep. Yep. 1027 01:19:15,668 --> 01:19:17,604 ♪ Love is like rocket, watch it blast off ♪ 1028 01:19:17,628 --> 01:19:20,023 ♪ And I'm feeling so electric, dance my arse off ♪ 1029 01:19:20,047 --> 01:19:22,276 ♪ And even if I wanted to, I can't stop ♪ 1030 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,695 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1031 01:19:24,719 --> 01:19:26,864 ♪ My love is like rocket, watch it blast off ♪ 1032 01:19:26,888 --> 01:19:29,408 ♪ And I'm feeling so electric, dance my arse off ♪ 1033 01:19:29,432 --> 01:19:31,869 ♪ And even if I wanted to, I can't stop ♪ 1034 01:19:31,893 --> 01:19:34,413 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1035 01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:36,915 ♪ You want me, I want you, baby ♪ 1036 01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,441 ♪ My sugar boo ♪ 1037 01:20:40,378 --> 01:20:41,813 Milly. 1038 01:20:41,837 --> 01:20:43,714 I'm gonna need some help. 1039 01:20:48,261 --> 01:20:49,512 What the fuck? 1040 01:20:51,556 --> 01:20:55,768 What the fuck, Archie? 1041 01:20:56,769 --> 01:20:57,895 I can explain. 1042 01:20:58,312 --> 01:20:59,897 What the fuck? 1043 01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,526 Amelia, wait. Please. 1044 01:21:24,171 --> 01:21:25,399 There are moments in your life 1045 01:21:25,423 --> 01:21:27,192 where you're faced with just two choices. 1046 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:30,779 The consequences of either one 1047 01:21:30,803 --> 01:21:33,222 will shape the rest of your days for as long as you live. 1048 01:21:33,931 --> 01:21:35,284 Sometimes you have to listen 1049 01:21:35,308 --> 01:21:37,101 to what the universe is trying to tell you. 1050 01:21:37,685 --> 01:21:40,539 Sometimes all you can do is tell the universe to go fuck itself 1051 01:21:40,563 --> 01:21:43,316 and do exactly what you know in your heart is right. 1052 01:21:46,986 --> 01:21:49,798 And if there's one thing I know now more than ever before 1053 01:21:49,822 --> 01:21:54,219 it's that Amelia Brown is my universe. 1054 01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:55,953 That'll do. 1055 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:04,086 It's time for the finale. 1056 01:22:28,986 --> 01:22:31,364 What the fuck? 1057 01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:53,094 You're really impressive in class. 1058 01:22:54,887 --> 01:22:57,932 You're, like, totally right about everything you say. 1059 01:23:00,643 --> 01:23:03,020 Let's get a drink. 1060 01:23:05,439 --> 01:23:08,818 - Hey. - Hi. 1061 01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:11,737 Can we talk? 1062 01:23:16,367 --> 01:23:18,077 You look really beautiful, Amber. 1063 01:23:19,203 --> 01:23:20,579 I know. 1064 01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:27,044 Photo booth. 1065 01:23:32,133 --> 01:23:35,720 - Anyone spiked the punch yet? - Er, yeah. 1066 01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:37,805 Excellent. 1067 01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:44,687 So, er 1068 01:23:45,479 --> 01:23:48,232 things have been a little... weird. 1069 01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,212 And I, and I think... Well, well, no... 1070 01:23:52,236 --> 01:23:55,823 I know that's on me. Mostly on me. 1071 01:23:57,658 --> 01:24:02,329 But for what it's worth, I truly am sorry for 1072 01:24:03,038 --> 01:24:05,124 well, everything. 1073 01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:11,547 And you're a great guy, Billy. I mean that. 1074 01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:16,153 - But... - Look, um... 1075 01:24:16,177 --> 01:24:18,721 I've never been broken up with before. 1076 01:24:19,889 --> 01:24:22,767 So, is it OK if I just stop you right there? 1077 01:24:28,814 --> 01:24:30,065 I am sorry. 1078 01:24:35,446 --> 01:24:36,864 So where is he then? 1079 01:24:40,576 --> 01:24:44,079 I think it's gonna be me, myself and Milly for a while. 1080 01:24:45,164 --> 01:24:48,626 Sounds chaotic. 1081 01:24:51,545 --> 01:24:54,149 Er... find me for a dance later? 1082 01:24:54,173 --> 01:24:56,842 - You can count on it. - Hey! 1083 01:24:58,511 --> 01:25:00,572 - Ooh! - Where have you been? 1084 01:25:00,596 --> 01:25:02,115 Sorting out your little problem. 1085 01:25:02,139 --> 01:25:03,891 What problem would that be exactly? 1086 01:25:30,042 --> 01:25:31,460 Who's there? 1087 01:25:32,962 --> 01:25:36,257 Stop right there. I've... I've got a gun! 1088 01:25:39,260 --> 01:25:43,180 No way are you rescuing me. 1089 01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:46,785 You're only a hero if the person needs rescuing, 1090 01:25:46,809 --> 01:25:48,787 and I was perfectly fine out here alone 1091 01:25:48,811 --> 01:25:51,105 enjoying some quality Archibald time. 1092 01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,333 Yeah? 1093 01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:55,568 I see you got a haircut too. 1094 01:26:08,247 --> 01:26:09,456 Go get her. 1095 01:26:11,959 --> 01:26:13,252 Right. 1096 01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,089 This doesn't mean we're friends! 1097 01:26:18,132 --> 01:26:21,468 The English. So dramatic. 1098 01:26:23,804 --> 01:26:26,265 ♪ Baby, if you thought that I was trouble ♪ 1099 01:26:26,640 --> 01:26:29,202 ♪ Then you're gonna hate what's coming next ♪ 1100 01:26:29,226 --> 01:26:31,812 ♪ Kinda like your worst nightmare but double ♪ 1101 01:26:32,146 --> 01:26:34,583 ♪ Is that an angel? No, it's your ex ♪ 1102 01:26:34,607 --> 01:26:37,252 ♪ Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette? ♪ 1103 01:26:37,276 --> 01:26:39,838 ♪ I don't think you knew just what you'd done ♪ 1104 01:26:47,161 --> 01:26:48,430 I need that microphone. 1105 01:26:48,454 --> 01:26:50,390 I think you're gonna need a lot more than that. 1106 01:26:50,414 --> 01:26:52,684 I fucked up. It's about a girl, and... 1107 01:26:52,708 --> 01:26:53,977 It's about a girl? 1108 01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:55,085 Why didn't you say? 1109 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:02,885 Wanker! 1110 01:27:04,470 --> 01:27:08,098 Just picture everybody naked. Especially that one over there. 1111 01:27:08,432 --> 01:27:10,619 Shrivelled yam bag. 1112 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,414 - Don't give him the mic! - What are you doing? 1113 01:27:14,438 --> 01:27:17,691 You suck! 1114 01:27:19,902 --> 01:27:21,087 Get him off! 1115 01:27:21,111 --> 01:27:23,173 Get off the fucking stage! 1116 01:27:23,197 --> 01:27:26,075 Bell-end! 1117 01:27:28,661 --> 01:27:31,080 Happy graduation, honey! 1118 01:27:36,001 --> 01:27:38,921 Get off. 1119 01:27:39,964 --> 01:27:42,675 You're up there, come on, at least say something. 1120 01:27:45,427 --> 01:27:46,404 Go home, loser! 1121 01:27:46,428 --> 01:27:48,865 - My name is... - Cakeface Boy! 1122 01:27:52,643 --> 01:27:55,229 Get off the stage, four eyes! 1123 01:27:55,896 --> 01:27:58,249 Off! Off! Off! 1124 01:28:13,914 --> 01:28:16,291 For as long as I can remember... 1125 01:28:17,042 --> 01:28:19,145 I've been fascinated by the night sky. 1126 01:28:19,169 --> 01:28:20,522 Who cares? 1127 01:28:20,546 --> 01:28:24,693 Home to over 200 billion trillion stars. 1128 01:28:24,717 --> 01:28:28,238 And much like our universe, we were all born after a big bang. 1129 01:28:28,262 --> 01:28:31,348 Oh. Amen. 1130 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:36,186 And just like the stars, we're all unique in our own ways. 1131 01:28:36,729 --> 01:28:37,855 Billy. 1132 01:28:39,064 --> 01:28:42,168 You're a solar-type star, just like Alpha Centauri. 1133 01:28:42,192 --> 01:28:44,421 You'll burn so bright that we can all see you, 1134 01:28:44,445 --> 01:28:46,715 a gravitational pull so large 1135 01:28:46,739 --> 01:28:48,299 that others are drawn towards it. 1136 01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,010 That's our Billy! 1137 01:28:50,034 --> 01:28:53,888 We have hot blue stars that are naturally so beautiful. 1138 01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:56,749 We have super giant stars and so many more. 1139 01:28:57,207 --> 01:29:00,461 And, all of you, you're all your own stars. 1140 01:29:03,213 --> 01:29:05,650 I'm a binary star. 1141 01:29:05,674 --> 01:29:09,595 A star system consisting of two stars orbiting a common centre. 1142 01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:13,390 The B star, me, 1143 01:29:13,724 --> 01:29:17,352 it shines less bright, but its counterpart 1144 01:29:18,937 --> 01:29:23,650 the primary star, it burns much brighter. 1145 01:29:24,860 --> 01:29:26,236 Much hotter. 1146 01:29:29,031 --> 01:29:31,575 And I almost destroyed my counterpart. 1147 01:29:32,868 --> 01:29:34,244 My star. 1148 01:29:38,165 --> 01:29:41,644 Never again will I lose sight of its brilliance. 1149 01:29:41,668 --> 01:29:45,798 Never again will I be so stupid or so selfish or so 1150 01:29:50,636 --> 01:29:52,012 scared. 1151 01:30:01,897 --> 01:30:03,065 Milly. 1152 01:30:04,942 --> 01:30:07,337 I will never again stand in the way of what you want 1153 01:30:07,361 --> 01:30:09,279 or what makes you happy. 1154 01:30:10,656 --> 01:30:13,009 And I'm truly sorry that I have kept something from you 1155 01:30:13,033 --> 01:30:14,993 for as long as I can remember. 1156 01:30:15,994 --> 01:30:18,098 And I can blame it on the universe as much as I want, 1157 01:30:18,122 --> 01:30:19,498 but the truth is... 1158 01:30:22,584 --> 01:30:24,461 I've been a coward. 1159 01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:30,717 Until now. 1160 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:37,075 Amelia Elizabeth Brown... 1161 01:30:38,517 --> 01:30:42,288 I love you more than I have ever found a way to say. 1162 01:30:42,312 --> 01:30:43,873 I love you more than I did yesterday, 1163 01:30:43,897 --> 01:30:46,316 and I will love you more tomorrow. 1164 01:30:46,900 --> 01:30:49,212 I love you more than the universe, more than the stars... 1165 01:30:49,236 --> 01:30:51,738 Just shut up. 1166 01:30:55,993 --> 01:30:57,995 And kiss me. 1167 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:16,364 ♪ This wasn't how it's supposed to go ♪ 1168 01:31:16,388 --> 01:31:18,324 ♪ I should be the one you're dancing with... ♪ 1169 01:31:18,348 --> 01:31:20,952 Any childhood loves I should know about? 1170 01:31:20,976 --> 01:31:23,538 - Charles Dickens. - ♪ Everybody at my fingertips ♪ 1171 01:31:23,562 --> 01:31:26,833 - He's dead, right? - Ninth of June, 1870. 1172 01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:29,127 ♪ And, baby, you were meant to follow me ♪ 1173 01:31:29,151 --> 01:31:31,278 ♪ And I was gonna act surprised ♪ 1174 01:31:31,737 --> 01:31:34,323 ♪ Even though I'd know you... ♪ - Wanna dance? 1175 01:31:35,782 --> 01:31:39,137 ♪ It's not like I've been crying ♪ 1176 01:31:39,161 --> 01:31:40,388 ♪ No ♪ 1177 01:31:40,412 --> 01:31:44,601 ♪ There's just smoke in my eyes ♪ 1178 01:31:44,625 --> 01:31:47,770 ♪ Cos this ain't no John Hughes movie ♪ 1179 01:31:47,794 --> 01:31:50,523 ♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪ 1180 01:31:50,547 --> 01:31:54,777 ♪ You look right through me every time you walk by ♪ 1181 01:31:54,801 --> 01:31:58,364 ♪ I keep waiting for the heartbreak music ♪ 1182 01:31:58,388 --> 01:32:00,617 ♪ That's never gonna come ♪ 1183 01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:04,436 ♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪ 1184 01:32:04,978 --> 01:32:06,313 ♪ Then you're not the one ♪ 1185 01:32:15,155 --> 01:32:17,241 ♪ Sitting on a bathroom floor ♪ 1186 01:32:17,783 --> 01:32:19,868 ♪ Trying to get my composure back ♪ 1187 01:32:20,369 --> 01:32:22,204 ♪ Think I built it up too tall ♪ 1188 01:32:22,913 --> 01:32:25,207 ♪ Knew I should've worn my Adidas ♪ 1189 01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:31,314 ♪ It's not like I've been crying, no ♪ 1190 01:32:31,338 --> 01:32:35,259 ♪ There's just smoke in my eyes ♪ 1191 01:32:35,801 --> 01:32:39,113 ♪ Cos this ain't no John Hughes movie ♪ 1192 01:32:39,137 --> 01:32:41,532 ♪ Where the girl gets the guy ♪ 1193 01:32:41,556 --> 01:32:45,912 ♪ You look right through me every time you walk by ♪ 1194 01:32:45,936 --> 01:32:49,540 ♪ I keep waiting for the heartbreak music ♪ 1195 01:32:49,564 --> 01:32:51,751 ♪ That's never gonna come ♪ 1196 01:32:51,775 --> 01:32:55,797 ♪ Cos if you don't want me ♪ 1197 01:32:55,821 --> 01:32:57,298 ♪ Then you're not the one ♪ 1198 01:33:04,204 --> 01:33:05,765 Hello? 1199 01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:07,976 Yes, hello. 1200 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,686 Is this the Love Doctor? 1201 01:33:39,573 --> 01:33:41,634 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1202 01:33:41,658 --> 01:33:45,704 ♪ Going round this roundabout, oh, yeah ♪ 1203 01:33:48,040 --> 01:33:50,018 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1204 01:33:50,042 --> 01:33:55,756 ♪ I loved you then and I love you now, oh, yeah ♪ 1205 01:33:56,506 --> 01:34:00,737 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1206 01:34:00,761 --> 01:34:04,949 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1207 01:34:04,973 --> 01:34:09,245 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1208 01:34:09,269 --> 01:34:10,687 ♪ Break ♪ 1209 01:34:17,611 --> 01:34:19,756 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1210 01:34:19,780 --> 01:34:24,743 ♪ Marmalade, we're making out, oh, yeah ♪ 1211 01:34:26,078 --> 01:34:28,306 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1212 01:34:28,330 --> 01:34:34,330 ♪ I loved you then and I love you now ♪ 1213 01:34:34,795 --> 01:34:38,983 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1214 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:43,237 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1215 01:34:43,261 --> 01:34:47,450 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1216 01:34:47,474 --> 01:34:49,577 ♪ Break ♪ 1217 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:51,954 ♪ One, two, three, four ♪ 1218 01:34:51,978 --> 01:34:56,209 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied, let's stay up all night ♪ 1219 01:34:56,233 --> 01:35:00,463 ♪ I'll get real high, slumber party, pillow fight ♪ 1220 01:35:00,487 --> 01:35:04,801 ♪ My eyes on your eyes like Peter Pan up in the sky ♪ 1221 01:35:04,825 --> 01:35:06,427 ♪ My best friend's house tonight ♪ 1222 01:35:06,451 --> 01:35:08,763 ♪ Let's bump the beats till beddy-bye ♪ 1223 01:35:08,787 --> 01:35:12,975 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1224 01:35:12,999 --> 01:35:17,188 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1225 01:35:17,212 --> 01:35:21,442 ♪ Don't take me tongue-tied ♪ 1226 01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:25,738 ♪ Don't kiss me goodnight ♪ 1227 01:35:25,762 --> 01:35:30,267 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1228 01:35:36,481 --> 01:35:38,543 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1229 01:35:38,567 --> 01:35:43,071 ♪ Going round this roundabout, oh, yeah ♪ 1230 01:35:44,865 --> 01:35:46,926 ♪ Take me to your best friend's house ♪ 1231 01:35:46,950 --> 01:35:52,539 ♪ I loved you then and I love you now ♪ 1232 01:35:53,457 --> 01:35:57,603 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1233 01:35:57,627 --> 01:36:01,816 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1234 01:36:01,840 --> 01:36:06,070 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1235 01:36:06,094 --> 01:36:10,324 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1236 01:36:10,348 --> 01:36:14,620 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1237 01:36:14,644 --> 01:36:18,875 ♪ Don't wave no goodbye ♪ 1238 01:36:18,899 --> 01:36:23,087 ♪ Don't leave me tongue-tied ♪ 1239 01:36:23,111 --> 01:36:27,616 ♪ Don't... ♪ 1240 01:36:31,286 --> 01:36:34,539 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1241 01:36:35,248 --> 01:36:39,044 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1242 01:36:40,378 --> 01:36:43,673 ♪ Yeah ♪93324