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Original subtitles

A lot of rain, huh...

That's a guitar?

Yes, it is

In a band?

Yes

It's really raining

It's Dad. I'm at the station

It's pouring

Get Mom To pick me up, yes

I haven't got one

It's me. At the station

Just wake her up

It's me. At the station

I'm stuck here in the pouring rain

Come on! It's only five minutes in the car

In your pajamas, doesn't matter Come on

Doesn't look like it'll stop for a while, does it?

Just a shower... it'll soon clear

There were these

climbers...

Just thought I'd help pass the time

This group of climbers were

hit by avalanche...

Do you know this story?

No

They were hit by an avalanche and

two of them survived

A blizzard came Like us,

they were stuck where they were

One had a broken leg For days, no help came and

they ran out of food

The thing is... they had food...

but the other guy hid it

Why?

To make sure he'd survive

He kept leaving the tent to check the weather...

but each time he'd sneak a bit to eat

Then the injured one died

The survivor buried him in the snow

But then... Are you listening?

I'm listening

The next morning...

the body was lying next to him in the tent

He kept burying it,

but it'd always be there when he woke

The guy was dead, no question But his body kept returning

Scary, huh? It's apparently a true story

Then what?

Then what?

Then what happened?

I forgot

That's no good

I too, know that story

Really? What happens in the end?

You left out the most important part

What was that?

The disturbing part to this story

lies elsewhere

(One Snowy Night)

We had such fun...

What the hell are you doing?

It's my job to report everything

You're from the press?

Don't take my picture!

I'm head of Kawasaki...

So what? I'm a reporter!

Who the hell do you think you are?!

Mari! Mari!

Mari? So painful!

What's wrong?

My leg hurts! It's hurts so bad!

Step aside

I'm a doctor

This may hurt, but grit your teeth

What are you doing?!

It's my job!

Your job? At a time like this?

Stop it Better concentrate on staying alive

Hey, let's head South

There's a mountain hut a few miles away

Forget it! In this blizzard,

we can't even walk a few yards!

Do as you're told!

I run an entire department

We need a strong chain of command!

Shut up, you thief!

What?

Where'd you got that backpack?

Are those your clothes?!

No, but the owner can't feel the cold anymore!

Will you people stop it?

You're sure this cabin exists?

It's on these navigation charts

The plane was heading West

This is a climber's map

I guess we're about here

We should wait for the rescue

You haven't got a clue

This'll soon be buried under the snow

Let's go

The plane's very unstable...

a strong wind could blow it off the mountain

Hear that?

Your inexperience would get us all killed

Okay, I'll carry this one

No. I'm staying!

Wrap up warm, we depart in five minutes!

I'm taking a break Go on ahead!

What are you doing?

Making a bivouac

Bivouac?

Digging a hole, for shelter

You're burying her?

No, a bivouac

You dragged her out here!

What are you doing?

Emergency response, the weather's closing in

What bullshit!

I'm hot... so hot...

Her wounds freezing up

Mari?

What's up? Move!

Told you we should've buried her

You're just wasting energy

How can you treat people like that?

So will you carry her?

What do we do?

There's no choice!

What do you want us to do?

Why did we bring her?

Why'd we drag her out here?

Help me!

We'll be back soon, Mari

I'm scared, so scared

There's food in the bag

Help. Take me with you!

I'm scared. Please don't!

Help me, Misa!

Is there really a cabin?

Go back if you don't believe me!

Damn you!

There it is...

What?

What's up?

Where?

I can't see it

loan... Over there...

A cabin

A stove!

I don't see it

There... Right in the middle...

He's right

Get it lit Burn something

I'm cold

It's not getting warm

No different from outside

What are you doing?!

Let's burn this!

Idiot!

Burn this wood! Burn it!

Calm down Gather round the fire

Forget it It'll never get us warm

That's not true Stare at the flame

The cold in our minds

takes the warmth from the fire

Concentrate on the flame

You'll get warm

That's good I'm warm now

It's true. I'm warm

A blanket There's a blanket!

I'm keeping it

What are you doing?!

Give it back! It's hers

Wait!

There are enough for all

That's good Enough for four...

Four...

Well done

Now it's a question of endurance

Hand me the food I'll be in charge

Says who?

Look!

There's food!

Give it here I'll hand it out

No, it's my job to ration it

Equally

You'll just eat it all yourself!

Quit it!

This'll save all four of us

Four of us...

I can't taste anything

Mari!

Stop it!

I've got to help Mari!

In this blizzard!

Gotta help or she'll die

Impossible...

Forget it! Save yourself

I'm... hot...

Mari!

Move!

Which direction's her body?

Is it left or right?

I don't know!

So hot!

So hot!

What's wrong?

You killed her!

I saw it You stabbed her in the neck!

Murderer!

Mari! Mari!

Your friend?

She... er...

She was dead Unfortunately

Can't be helped In those circumstances

It's no-one's fault Nobody's

Couldn't be helped

Don't worry about it

Stop that!

Don't touch it It's hers

Heard this story?

About the two boys

who survived the avalanche?

But one had broken his leg

They waited for rescue in a tent

The healthy one kept popping out, saying he'd check the weather

Three times per day

But he was eating their food stash

What are you talking about?

After a few days, the injured boy weakened...

There wasn't enough food Eventually...

He was buried just outside the tent

But the next morning...

the healthy one found his colleague's body lying beside him

He buried it again... and again...

But each morning, there it was...

Stop it!

Why are you telling us now?

Sorry. I don't mean to tell a ghost story

The point is: don't fight over food

That's what I'm trying to say

There's more to the story

But let's forget it Let's sleep

Sleep?

If we sleep, we'll die

You're a doctor, right?

It's not the sleep that kills you

A short nap can renew your energy...

if you don't let your temperature fall too far

Once you're asleep you'll never wake!

We can wake each other

How about every five minutes?

Three sleep, one stays awake

Every five minutes, one person wakes

and one person sleeps

We keep repeating it

On the tenth time

I'll wake everyone

It'll go off every five minutes

You fools think you'll wake up?

We'll trust each other

I get it You're gonna bump me off

The three of you aren't gonna wake me!

Listen to me

When you wake someone, take their bed!

Drag them out, however sleepy

How's that?

Okay But I go in front of him

Sure. Then you go first

Me next

It wasn't me... It wasn't me...

I tried to help you...

I'll come back for you...

Wake up

Time's up

Mari...

Mari... Mari

I'm sorry...

So sorry...

I'm sorry

Wake up!

Here

How long's this gonna last?

What's wrong?

Someone else...

What?

Someone else... was in the hut

What are you talking about?

There must have been five...

Five people...

How come?

There must have been five to wake us!

Five? Who?

Who? Who?

Who was here?

Who did I wake up?

Then... who woke me up?

No good. I can't bear it

Let's not switch places

Go back to your own beds

Please...

There you go

Please...

Let's sleep

No...

Wake up, everyone!

Get up

What...

What the hell's that?!

What's wrong?

He's already stiff

So what?

He's been dead for two hours

So

Who woke me?

Stop

Let's eat while we still can!

Don't be stupid!

I'm freezing... I can't feel anything...

It's what we deserve... what we deserve...

I'm not gonna die here!

Revenge...

I won't sleep I'm not falling asleep

We're all... We're all gonna die

What's that?

Recording...

Recording?

Whatever happens...

It'll show that we were alive

It'll show that we were alive

Were? Are alive...

We're both alive

We're alive...

Listen to me!

We're both alive!

Alive

Alive

Let's stay alive! Let's stay alive!

Let's stay alive!

Wake up

Mari... Am I next?

It's my turn, right?

That's okay. Any time

Come on

Forgive me... forgive me... forgive me

It wasn't me

It wasn't me

It wasn't me It wasn't me

Are you okay?!

What happened?

What's on earth happened?

What's your name?

I'm... I'm... My name's...

Let me tell you the rest of the story

The survivor become scared

and set up his video camera

Next morning, the corpse was back by his side

When he looked at the tape,

he saw himself dig up the body and

bring it into the tent

Doesn't look like stopping

Hi, where's Mom? Asleep again?

Make her up At the station

It's raining, I can't get home!

So she's gotta pick me up Wake her again

Got any other stories?

Tell us another I bet you know loads

Please tell us

Hey, why are you asleep? Come and get me

Pajamas are okay

Nobody's gonna see you

Don't be embarrassed!

I'm tired too Please, for Chrissakes!

Don't sleep Hey... wake up!

Found it

Confirm the number

One, eight, five, five, seven

It belongs to the Pharaohs

Show great respect for it

(Samurai Cellular)

In the year 1702, on March 14th

an assault took place in Edo castle

A man named Kira was stabbed by Asano, a lord of the Ako clan

Since Kira was an official of the Shogunate

The lower-ranking Asano, had to commit hara-kiri

And his clan was ordered to disband

In an era when punishment for dispute

traditionally fell on both sides

The Ako clan alone was being disciplined

All eyes, turned to the reaction of

the clan's Chief Minister, Oishi

I'm hot

Feels good

You like the dark...

Keeps my mind off work

Chief Minister!

Couldn't you knock?

At least once?

In the eighteen months since our Lord's Hara-kari

not once has our enemy been punished

Let's proceed to Edo and take his head!

Not this again

Why will you do nothing?!

I'll get around to it

Then let's go!

I'll have a chat with the Shogunate

Get our clan reinstated...

and have them punish Kira

That'll settle it

No need to risk our lives for vengeance...

Don't give me that look

Why did our master stab that official?

He really went too far...

Let me run your bath

Back to your studies!

What are you doing?

Time for your Kendo lesson!

Clear up this mess!

I can't bear it...

Hello!

Hello, can you hear me? Hello, hello?

Hello, are you hearing me?

Hello. Don't be surprised

Is this Oishi-san?

Who is this?

Please put your ear to the hole

My ear?

Sorry to phone you out of the blue

"Phone"?

Yes, this is a cellular phone

"Cellular... phone"?

Your mouth goes against the other hole

Hold it there and talk

Against it?

How is this?

Your ear stay where it is, okay?

Keeping it in place at that hole...

move your mouth over to the other one

Can you manage that?

So your ear's on top and your mouth is below

Have you got it, Oishi-san?

Wait, come here!

A historical survey?

To check if various historical incidents actually occurred...

I'm calling from 300 years in the future

300 years!

What nonsense!

It's hard to believe

but it's true

You're trying to trick me

I get it...

You're on Kira's side!

Not at all I'm from your future

Future?!

You expect me to believe that?!

It's August 3rd today, isn't it?

Your chief adviser, Kiroku...

What about him?

...is gonna die in an accident

Accident?

No way

Father! It's Kiroku...

Mother! He fell!

My sincere condolences...

Hello... hello... Oishi-san?

What do you want to ask me?

Confirmation of events

connected with the raid on Kira

What raid?

You're doing it, right?

No need for a cover up

Savagery's not really my cup of...

That's admirable...

Not revealing your true intent

That's the samurai spirit

Well, I'm more of a...

By the way

How come you know my name?

You're a major historical figure

Me?

Really?

It's an honor just to be talking to you

Is it really?

Although your reputation's tarnished, recently

Some scholars say

YOU were a coward

who chickened out

What?

That's not true, right?

You are planning the raid?

When you put it like that...

Of course you are

After all, you're the great Oishi

It's not one hundred percent settled...

So, you're not?

Of course I am!

Well, of course...

Deep down, I'm angry with the Shogunate's injustice

I knew it

I, myself...

had of course, been thinking of revenge but...

That's the spirit!

I was waiting for the right moment

The right moment to strike

You're very resourceful

Something like that...

I don't hear the children

Mother took them and returned home

Home?

She's worried about you

Thinks you should see a doctor

Lucky me! The wife's gone back to her folks

Darling!

Want to drink or do it?

Do it, then drink

What's that?

It's called a "cellular telephone"

Is it a new dagger?

No

Hello, Oishi-san?

It's someone's voice!

It's a talking, trick box

Cool, isn't it?

"Good day"

What are you up to?

I'm at my other residence

With your sweetheart?

"Sweetheart"?

Is that how you say it?

"Sweet... heart"

Heart is sweet...

What a beautiful expression

Fooling around at a time like this?

Guess you're not up to the task

Wait. Don't get me wrong

I'm putting our enemy off guard

Oh, I see

Isn't it obvious?

But that sudden noise can't be good for you

Let me...!

Don't like the ring?

I'll see what I can do

Is that good?

Minister!

What is it?

News from Edo...

What?

Yamaoka attacked Kira

Did he kill him?

No

Typical...

Let's go!

You go sort it out

Pretend I've got no part in it

Minister!

Darling! We'll do it, first

Huh, what that?

For the trick box

For the trick box

on, this!

Darling

Dearest

I've got news

A baby?

Really? My child?

Wonderful news!

The color matches so well

My dear

How cute!

Son...

My sweetheart and I...

What about revenge?

I can't die now

Father!

Enough with "father"

Won't you call me "Dad"!

Enough!

I'll avenge our Lord!

You want to die so badly?

Yes, I do

After killing my useless "Dad"!

Wait, wait!

Careful with that!

We're on clan property!

I don't care!

Fighting's not allowed!

Shit...

At last. Hello there

What's going on?

I don't feel like talking

So you are gonna chicken out?

Of course not!

Me, hesitate?

So you're up to it?

Didn't I already say so?!

In that case, may I hear your declaration?

The words that go down in history...

Hang on a minute

It's very important

Okay, okay.

Just a few words, right?

The extermination of Kira...

will express our anger with the current political system

That's great!

Moreover, such a death...

would restore the honor of our dead Lord

Sublime samurai spirit

Really?

Not to pursue this goal...

Would be to deny one's samurai heritage

Our modern world...

forgets the ways of the samurai...

and the code of the warrior

To risk our lives, strike

and take the head of Kira...

This is the only path for a samurai

I embody that true samurai spirit

Father

Minister

Minister

Minister!

To Edo!

Edo?

Very moving

I knew we could depend on the Minister

That's rig ht

Wait a second...

I'm glad we trusted the Minister

Wait a second...

He's a man after our own hearts

Wait a second...

Hello, Oishi-san?

It's your fault things have turned into...

Minister, let's hurry!

Are you having some kind of trouble?

Hello? ls everything okay?

Forget it

I've got a map of Kira's mansion

Seems the 14th would be a good date

He'll be in residence for a tea ceremony

Our chance, at last!

What's wrong?

Can't get it up

Don't look at me

So have you fixed the date?

Do you...

know what happens to me?

What happens after we attack?

Tell me

I'm sorry but...

Do I die?

I do?

Well...

I don't?

Well... I guess...

I do, then

Hello... you there? Hello... Hello

Hello... hello... hello...

Getting close

How are you feeling?

Oishi-san?

Hello, Oishi-san?

Hello... hello

Oishi-san?

Hello... hello?

So we live on?

Even though we die

My son... My clan...

They continue into the future

And you too

So this is fate...

I knew it would turn out this way

The passage of time is a mysterious thing

I'm glad we could talk

Me too, Minister

Everyone's waiting

Should I say something?

What does history have me say?

Historically...

Doesn't matter

Listen to me

I'm counting on you...

to make sure people understand

Men... today is the day...

we redeem our Master's honor

Our target is the head...

of the Kira family

Let's advance!

This historical event and Minister Oishi

is correctly recorded

Confirm it, please

Yes, this is one

Thank you

Mr Napoleon Bonaparte

I'd like to confirm

that you fought at Waterloo

What's next?

Tell us more

This rain won't stop

for at least a couple of hours

What kind of story?

Any kind at all

Please

Please

Chess is a game without emotion

Every piece a sacrifice

to win the enemy King

This is the story of one such King

The chess war between human and computer in the century

Only one of them is Champion

Grand Champ's brain: Think 3 moves in 1 second

But Super Blue can think 200 millions moves

Grand champ is check-mated

It is the first time that computer beats human in history

Even the world champion is defeated by Super Blue

No wonder he looks blue

Three Years Later

Computer Beats Grand Champ

What are you doing?

Let me go!

I hope my sides weren't too rough

Who are you?

That's not important

I'm searching for someone

I want you to help

Who are you looking for?

The legendary world chess champion, Kato

Don't know him

There are four reasons

I call him a legend

One: he was the only Japanese

in history to attain world champion

Two: as champion he had

an undefeated record

Three: as the only champion to lose to a computer,

he disgraced the game

And number four:

in the three years

since that one defeat,

he vanished

There are various theories as to where he might be

Enjoying the good life abroad, perhaps

But the truth is in here

What will you do if you find him?

I want to play him at chess

Are you alright?

It's the cheap booze

I see

You know most about his defeat

and downfall, do you not?

It's none of your business

It is, very much, my business

Worldwide, people bet

on your match with Super Blue

I too, wagered and lost a large amount

I'd like compensation

but I know you're penniless

You just have to play chess with me

I've given it up

In French, chess is

"รฉchecs" or "defeat" (รฉchec)

Perfect for your present state

Win or not, you've nothing

to lose but the pieces

The pieces alone

I'm not a millionaire's plaything

Ah, I forgot You're frightened of the board

Not to play is to admit defeat

So I'll remove your King

Not that piece

Pawn DA

Wonderful We begin already

Then, Pawn D5

Won't you sit?

No need with an amateur

Pawn CA

Pawn E6

Knight F3

It's just chess

What scares you so?

In any case, I'm sure you know its origins

A replication of war on the table-top

When pieces are taken,

men fall in agony on the battlefield

Did you ever think how such pieces feel?

Real chess is not a game

but a battle for life

Knight C6. Your turn

Life also is like a big chess game

And not just for a player like you

On this chessboard of a city...

aren't people playing chess

with their love lives... with business?

You're breaking etiquette

Quiet, please!

Move Knight to G5

No matter what,

you always need to win

What did you feel

the first time you lost?

Nobody knows that pain

I'll never forget the game

You can never escape from chess

You try to move away

but your heart burns for it, right?

If you ask me It's not alcohol you need

but a psychiatrist

Mind your manners!

The more you reject chess,

the more you need it

I worry for your mental health

The further away

the clearer you see

Shut up!

Pawn CA

I take your Pawn

Did you do that?

Did you kill him?

You don't care about a pawn or two

Just a nameless soldier serving the King

I don't mean chess

I mean those people down there

Are you imagining things?

If you're so worried, go down and take a look

What are you doing?

Why did you stab him?

What's the next move?

What are you talking about?

No

It wasn't me

It wasn't me

(Chess)

Tomoda Mental Clinic

But it wasn't me...

It's been three years

and now this?

Didn't you dream it?

I saw it for real

Like the nightmares

after losing to the computer?

The pieces...

The pieces are coming after me

It's okay. It's okay

You'll win the next one

You don't know anything!

This is bitter

Where were you for three years?

Your wife and I looked everywhere

If the King is lost, so is the Queen

He can't protect her anymore

Wait

Don't go

It's over for us

The King lost. Forget him

This is bitter

You only sacrifice

for the King in chess...

Chess and real life are different

But I saw...

Your mental state is fragile

Chess is just a board game

It doesn't exist away from the board

What's this?

What's the next move?

Pawn E3!

Come on It's a wrong number

Nobody wants to play chess with you...

What's going on?

Queen takes Knight...

Are you okay?

Nurse! Nurse!

Tomoda! Tomoda!

Queen

Knight!

What's your next move?

What's your next move?

King E2

The King will end up like this

Nothing to lose, just the pieces...

Just the pieces...

Just the pieces...

Just the pieces... Just the pieces...

Chess will kill me

What the...?!

Can't allow you to forget, this is chess

You know the Bishop moves diagonally

Bishop

Castle

Oh!

I take your Castle

The Rook, my Castle...

Next, the Queen?

Where is she?

The Champion can no longer sacrifice

There's no chess like this

I want to quit

Where's my wife?

You agree to lose?

Remove your own King

I'll show you championship chess

King forward

Check-mate in two moves

I suggest you resign

I see your check-mate

But are you prepared to sacrifice?

A stadium: the perfect venue

for the final struggle

An Arabian king once played chess with prisoners,

killing them on the spot

Truly a king's hobby

Chess as war

Chess is a game without emotion

Every piece a sacrifice

to win the enemy King

But moving your Knight to check-mate...

means the Queen must die

Kumi!

Because...

my next move is Rook takes Queen

Don't you dare!

Illegal moves are punished with death

Whafll you do? Sacrifice the Queen?

A real champion would do it

for victory

King protects Queen

King protects Queen

King protects Queen

King A5

Doesn't hurt?

Tomoda?

Kumi...

What's going on?

Sorry we tricked you

It's all part of your treatment

Treatment?

Everything about today was

a form of "shock" therapy

We were all trying to

get you to play again

Mr Aoki, a firm supporter of your genius

paid for everything

to contribute something

before my imminent death

Although my money developed Super Blue

I didn't like it beating a human being

I wanted a rematch

But I only played you

I'm just an amateur

A shadow player was giving me instruction

It was Super Blue

You were actually playing Super Blue

I thought you were too good

But I lost again

I threw the game to protect my wife

A chess player's worst move

But this time I don't regret losing

I found something more important

Can you give us another chance?

Akira, don't give up the game yet

What? It's my defeat

No, you won

The computer couldn't process "self-sacrifice"

Your move was incomprehensible

its system crashed... Look

I won

After all, a machine is just a machine

It couldn't calculate for love

Champion: it was your best move

Congratulations. Champion

Chess is a game without emotion

Every piece a sacrifice

to win the enemy King

Yet there's another chess

where you play as a team

The chess of life

This was the story of one King

N ext?

Tell us more. Please

More?

Please

Please

Please

Please

You two thinking of marriage?

Marriage?

We're planning it

(The Marriage Simulator)

Pouring, isn't it?

Damn. Forecast said it'd be clear

It did

What?

It said rain

So why...

You mean umbrella

Left my umbrella on the train

It's not stopping

I meant to see this movie

Me too

Looks good

I mean to see films

but never get round to it

Want to see it?

With me

Two adults, please

It's about to start

And that's how we met

So that shower

brought you together

It was fate

Right?

This is our chapel

It's so beautiful!

With this option,

there's a special anniversary package

First anniversary:

specially tailored teddy bears

Cute

Fifth anniversary: wine bottled

the year of your wedding

imprinted with your names

Tenth anniversary:

video letters to each other

which recorded your message to each other

Like a time capsule

Do we speak into the camera?

Yes

Isn't that embarrassing?

It sounds great

I like things like this

Let's do it

Okay, here we go

Go ahead

Well...

Today's our tenth anniversary Huh?

Hello, 35-year old you! Are you well?

I wonder if you've got a beer belly

How do I look? Have I changed?

So Plan A

for your reception?

Yes

Certainly

What's this?

It's our brand-new optional service plan

Take a glimpse at the future

of your lives together

Would you like to apply?

A "Marriage Simulator"?

A virtual experience of our

computer-simulated married life

We can experience it before hand

What amazing things they think of

You should do it

You've been going out less than a year?

But I'm different from you

Nonsense...

Miss Compulsive Shopper

You only wore that dress once

Right?

If only me and my ex had this

We wouldn't have made the mistake

Data on cars entering the freeway...

allows us to predict patterns of traffic congestion

In the same way...

data from your DNA

Personal background, character profiles,

allows us precisely

to simulate your married life

Let me say right now

It's not like a movie,

where the plot is decided from the start

According to your emotional reactions

both the development and result may change

I'm nervous

It'll be fine

Let's begin the simulation

Marriage Simulator

Yuichi, wake

It's morning Good morning

Good morning

Here you are

This is nice

What is?

The whole "Good Morning" deal...

We're a real couple

You're right

Let's eat

Two... three... bon appetite

Could you pass the soy sauce?

Soy sauce? You mean ketchup

On fried eggs? Soy sauce

No, ketchup

Hey!

What?

You normally leave this up?

Should I leave it down?

I have to sleep in the dark

I need the light on

The movie has two endings...

Really?

In one he's arrested,

in the other he gets away

Really?

Which do you want to see?

Really?

Hey! Are you listening?

Sorry. What was it?

That's rude

You eat, don't thank me

then just sit in front of the TV

Won't you help out?

Clear the table?

Pick up your clothes?

I'm not your maid

You gotta treat me right

Wait a minute Treat you right?

You should make an effort too

Meaning what?

I was going to say it before...

you're always in sweat pants...

There'll be a short break

Dinner is ready for you, in the restaurant

I guess it doesn't go smoothly from the start

We're from such different backgrounds

We're different people

We're bound to butt heads

Mam

Whatever happens,

I'm going to stick by your side

Hey, wait a minute!

An affair! How could you?

I didn't

You just did

Only in the simulation

So it's only a matter of time

No it isn't

Just a matter of time before you do

Playboy!

"Haruki" if it's a boy

"Yuka" if it's a girl Okay?

Characters look good

Sure

We decided your name

I'm so glad it's a boy

My son did so well

It's your granny Yutaro

Yutaro?

You haven't told her yet?

Not yet

In our household,

the first boy's name begins with a "Yu"

My husband is Yusuke, my son is Yuichi

and this is Yutaro

Isn't it a lovely name?

But...

Good boy

Let's look outside, shall we?

Didn't we agree on "Haruki"?

Sorry...

I'm not part of

your family traditions

I'll make up his name

Today... of all days

Unbelievable

It was dinner with our biggest client

It's only an anniversary

"Only"?

Only for you. Maybe

What about tomorrow?

Golf

It's for work

I've not seen a single movie

since the baby

I'm here 24 hours a day

Any idea how that feels?

I swear I'll go insane

I'm slaving away to support you two, you know

Always looking back...

can't you stop bitching?

But he's only just started school

Why didn't you talk to me about it

and make your own decision?

I want to

But you never listen carefully

Yes, I do

Anyway... start work next week

We need the money, too

I'm not earning enough,

is that it?

Don't be pathetic

Pathetic? What pathetic about it?

Okay. Whatever Go to work

But, for the kid's sake,

we'll live with my parents

No way Not a chance in hell

You're so selfish

Do what the hell you like!

Think you're the only one who made sacrifices?

That's what I hate about you

I've sacrificed everything

That should be my line

I'm fed up of living with you!

Yutaro. I'm sorry

Don't worry It'll be alright

I'm sorry

I can't go on

Okay

Let split up

How was it?

Haru...

Liar!

You said you'd stick by me

Good jobs, then...

finding out before the wedding

Damn right

Didn't waste too much time

We're canceling the wedding

Right

Correct?

Yes

For love, stick with a lover

'Cos guys change when they get married

Good job you weren't in that deep

If it's not going to work out,

it's best to slit up as early as you can

Look, the two amounts are different

It was for the best

Know what plays on his answer-phone?

Ricky Martin

You're joking

That's not all

Tell me. Tell me

We're returning your tape

To Haru from Yuichi

Hello

It's me

Hi

Looks like they sent the wrong tape

I guess

Shall I send it on? I don't mind

That's okay Get rid of it

Okay

Trash mine as well

Sure

Take care. Then

I don't think we'll see each other

Good bye

Good bye

Today's our tenth anniversary, huh?

I guess we've been through a lot

I know I'm not so communicative

can be stubborn as hell...

I bet I've given you a hard time...

and often made you mad at me

I'm gonna apologize in advance

I'm really sorry

While I'm at it...

I've got a confession to make

Remember how we met

in the rain at the cinema

both without umbrellas

Actually that was no coincidence

I'd known about you for a while

I noticed you a couple of times...

then I began to

look forward to seeing you

I wanted to talk to you...

but never had the chance

Then I saw you waiting

for the rain to stop

To tell the truth... I had an umbrella that day

But... I pretended I didn't

Surprised?

Never thought I'd tell you,

you were so happy

thinking it was fate

Just remember this:

When I'm dead tired from work

when I've had a horrible day

when I see your face,

everything's okay

You're the only one in the world for me

And that's still true today

In case... we fight, or disagree

I still think the world of you

I'll always, always

think the world of you

Hey, when we finish

watching these videos,

let's go back to that movie theater

If it's showing a love story,

then we'll call our meeting fate

What do you think?

In any case...

thank you for ten, wonderful years

Trick or Treat 2

Two adults, please

It's about to start

How was it?

That's the end of the simulation

Thank you very much

Good night, then

Good night

Good luck

Thanks

Sorry about this

Thank you very much

There are two types of people in the world

Those who tell stories,

and those who listen

And among those who tell...

are those who live to tell stories

These are the storytellers

The words they fear most:

"Tell me more"

People are always

desperate for new stories

Ceaselessly, they hound us with those words

"Tell me more, more"

Put yourself in the storyteller's shoes

Tell me more

What'd you say?

Tell me more

What kind of story?

TALES OF THE UNUSUAL

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