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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:16,333 Subtitle edited by - Aorion - "Flawless 1999" ^ (video time 01:50:49) 2 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:24,074 Play one of the best new FPS shooters, search Steam for PROJECT WARLOCK 3 00:00:34,124 --> 00:00:35,342 Good! 4 00:00:44,288 --> 00:00:46,303 Okay. Beauty! 5 00:01:17,075 --> 00:01:19,191 Ease up, Walt. 6 00:01:24,388 --> 00:01:25,785 Fuck! Shit! 7 00:01:26,423 --> 00:01:27,468 Fucking mother. 8 00:01:27,492 --> 00:01:29,510 Get the rope! Up there! 9 00:01:29,991 --> 00:01:32,221 - How was the handball game today? - We won. 10 00:01:32,246 --> 00:01:34,555 You always win, man. Shit! I missed it again. 11 00:01:34,580 --> 00:01:37,600 - You gotta get that pizza delivered. - I gotta get to that game. 12 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:40,214 - Hey, Walt. How you doing? - Hi, John. 13 00:01:42,851 --> 00:01:44,427 - Hey Walt - Yeah. 14 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:47,496 - Can I count on you for Thursday? What do you think? - Yeah. 15 00:01:51,388 --> 00:01:54,868 This time motherfucker, you will die! Raymond! 16 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,089 Good. 17 00:02:03,082 --> 00:02:04,733 I gotta go. 18 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,248 See you later. 19 00:02:12,975 --> 00:02:16,060 Hey, Doll. I Love your hair. 20 00:02:17,535 --> 00:02:19,353 We're here! 21 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:26,777 - Hey. What you got there? - Love letters? 22 00:02:26,802 --> 00:02:29,293 Looks more like a "Dear John" letter to me 23 00:02:29,341 --> 00:02:33,105 - Hey, everybody needs love, honey. - All I need is a John! 24 00:02:33,245 --> 00:02:37,050 They are not girls. They are not boys. 25 00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:41,136 They can't help it. They was born like that. 26 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:44,839 Something in the throat. 27 00:02:46,921 --> 00:02:49,859 Um hm... 28 00:03:00,815 --> 00:03:03,013 - Hey, Walt. - Hey, Pogo. How you doing? 29 00:03:03,038 --> 00:03:05,376 - Not good. - What happened? 30 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:08,840 - Remember Ashley, my girlfriend? - Yeah. 31 00:03:09,486 --> 00:03:11,976 She fucking left me, bro. 32 00:03:12,001 --> 00:03:14,988 - What do you want? - She looked like she was 14. 33 00:03:17,042 --> 00:03:18,957 Bring it up higher. 34 00:03:33,872 --> 00:03:37,860 Hey! Hey! Shut the fucking window or shut the fuck up! 35 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:41,067 - You shut your fucking window! - Fucking faggots! 36 00:03:41,092 --> 00:03:44,027 The gay community thanks you for your support, fucker! 37 00:03:44,052 --> 00:03:46,177 Fuck you and the gay community! 38 00:03:46,202 --> 00:03:51,257 Fuck you and your Let's get married, have kids and beat up the fucking dog community! Fucker! 39 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:03,598 Fucking demented fucking fruitcakes. 40 00:04:11,795 --> 00:04:16,630 Ah, shit! He's not in there, the little fuck. Where the fuck is this motherfucker? 41 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,473 I told Mr. Z not to hire that fuck. 42 00:04:18,499 --> 00:04:21,344 I don't trust him! I never did! 43 00:06:20,415 --> 00:06:22,766 You're looking sharp, Walt. 44 00:06:22,791 --> 00:06:25,425 Save it for your paying customers, babe. 45 00:06:27,781 --> 00:06:30,238 - Hi. - Hi, listen mama. 46 00:06:32,049 --> 00:06:34,361 - Okay. - Thanks mama. 47 00:06:37,055 --> 00:06:40,830 Hi, sweetheart. I was in bed last night and I saw a rat run across my rug. 48 00:06:40,855 --> 00:06:43,460 No, I'm sure you're mistaken. 49 00:06:44,095 --> 00:06:46,312 You 're not listening to me. 50 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:50,973 I was in bed last night. I saw a rat run across the rug. 51 00:06:51,006 --> 00:06:52,071 Okay? 52 00:06:52,096 --> 00:06:54,192 Rat? We have no rats here. 53 00:06:54,217 --> 00:06:59,837 Could you send Jaime, to check my apartment tomorrow, please? 54 00:07:00,079 --> 00:07:02,204 I'm late for work. 55 00:07:15,531 --> 00:07:19,636 Come on, Amber. Come here. Hurry up! 56 00:07:19,661 --> 00:07:21,632 Thanks, Cristal. 57 00:07:28,975 --> 00:07:31,568 Get in here, will ya. I can't! 58 00:07:38,611 --> 00:07:40,214 We're safe. 59 00:07:47,119 --> 00:07:49,189 How you doing tonight? Hi. 60 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,196 Hey, Walt. How ya doing? Remember Sally? 61 00:08:01,221 --> 00:08:03,132 - Sally. - Hi, Walt. 62 00:08:07,243 --> 00:08:09,154 Hey, baby. What are you doing? 63 00:08:54,156 --> 00:08:58,147 Comfy? Are you two comfy? Well, welcome everybody. 64 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:01,732 You all look fabulous. You look fucking great. Yeah. 65 00:09:01,757 --> 00:09:03,953 Except for this table over here. 66 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,890 Alright. Who's from Brooklyn here? Any guys from Brooklyn? 67 00:09:06,915 --> 00:09:11,551 Oh, hey, sweetie. You guys like guy... girls with big fat asses? 68 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,938 Big old tits, right? Why don't you come up here? 69 00:09:18,535 --> 00:09:22,134 Now. Just stand right there Just don't come any closer. 70 00:09:22,159 --> 00:09:26,353 Guys like you beat my ass once I leave the club. You know what I'm saying? 71 00:09:26,378 --> 00:09:30,125 You love me when I'm here, and the minute I leave you beat the shit out of me. 72 00:09:30,150 --> 00:09:31,585 All right. 73 00:09:33,175 --> 00:09:35,894 Get your fucking hand off my shoulder. 74 00:09:36,421 --> 00:09:39,280 - I was trying to get your ass. - Oh, my God. Are you gay? 75 00:09:39,369 --> 00:09:41,055 A little bit. 76 00:09:42,315 --> 00:09:44,297 Only a little bit? 77 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,442 And I'm a little bit of a girl, too, sweet heart. 78 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:52,660 You are a little bit, I'm all woman. All right. I want you to bend over now. 79 00:09:54,395 --> 00:09:56,784 I want you to kiss my ass. 80 00:10:01,126 --> 00:10:05,531 Kiss my ass. Think of me as a present and it's Christmas. 81 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:08,244 Alright. Alright. 82 00:10:08,395 --> 00:10:11,170 Have a seat. Look at you. Jesus Christ! 83 00:10:11,195 --> 00:10:16,992 All right, honies, I'm gonna invite my first pretty little number on the stage. 84 00:10:17,017 --> 00:10:20,624 And she's wonderful. Amazing Grace, thank you. 85 00:10:27,057 --> 00:10:29,343 (song: "Half-Breed") 86 00:10:35,127 --> 00:10:39,740 My father married a pure Cherokee 87 00:10:40,084 --> 00:10:44,730 My mother's people were ashamed of me 88 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:49,782 The Indians said that I was white by law 89 00:10:49,931 --> 00:10:55,505 The white man always called me "Indian squaw" 90 00:10:57,044 --> 00:11:01,795 Half-breed, that's all I ever heard 91 00:11:01,881 --> 00:11:03,496 Half-breed... 92 00:11:08,055 --> 00:11:11,471 How come you never ask me to dance, huh, Walt? Huh. 93 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:13,817 How come always Karen? 94 00:11:15,035 --> 00:11:17,910 Cos Karen's a lady and you ain't. You're a whore. 95 00:11:17,935 --> 00:11:20,654 How many times I tell you? I don't go with whores. You know... 96 00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:24,262 - I'm not a whore, Walt. - You're not? Okay. 97 00:11:26,028 --> 00:11:27,821 I'm ready. 98 00:12:02,232 --> 00:12:04,277 Marmalade! 99 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:12,263 I hate to ask you, but I'm... running kind of short on my rent again. 100 00:12:26,875 --> 00:12:28,515 That enough? 101 00:12:29,985 --> 00:12:31,745 Thank you, baby. 102 00:12:43,651 --> 00:12:46,224 - What a man. - What a woman. 103 00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:51,367 See you next week. 104 00:12:51,465 --> 00:12:53,576 I'll count the days. 105 00:13:04,282 --> 00:13:06,723 That's a good boy, Leonard. 106 00:13:45,695 --> 00:13:48,003 Escucha bien. 107 00:13:51,055 --> 00:13:53,436 Just gimme my money. 108 00:14:01,503 --> 00:14:04,891 Why you fucking shoot me? Fuck you! 109 00:14:06,581 --> 00:14:07,930 Whose that? 110 00:14:07,955 --> 00:14:10,128 Relax! Relax! 111 00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:12,452 -You want another one? -Let me get the fucking money. 112 00:14:37,917 --> 00:14:41,332 You shot her! You motherfucker! Why'd you shoot her? 113 00:14:41,503 --> 00:14:43,779 You fucking killed her, man! 114 00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:16,691 Sir, can you hear me? 115 00:15:16,762 --> 00:15:18,279 He's coming round. 116 00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:20,990 Sir, have you been hit? 117 00:15:21,568 --> 00:15:23,551 Sir, were you hit? 118 00:15:25,569 --> 00:15:28,601 Sir, can you hear me? 119 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:38,567 Mr. Koontz. Are you awake? 120 00:15:38,642 --> 00:15:40,709 I'm Dr Nirmala. 121 00:15:40,734 --> 00:15:44,853 Can you hear me? Do you understand me? 122 00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:50,263 You've had a stroke. There is some paralysis on your right side. 123 00:15:50,313 --> 00:15:52,991 Mr. Koontz I�m Detective Noonan. 124 00:15:53,016 --> 00:15:56,150 In the early morning hours of October 3rd, you heard gunshots. 125 00:15:56,175 --> 00:16:00,797 You took your service revolver and attempted to confront the perpetrators before your heart attack? 126 00:16:00,822 --> 00:16:03,694 - Actually, a stroke. - Right. Sorry. 127 00:16:03,719 --> 00:16:06,806 Did you get a look at the killers? Could you identify them? 128 00:16:13,766 --> 00:16:17,304 You 're here for Amber Garcia Sanchez? 129 00:16:19,965 --> 00:16:22,455 I'm here to identify the body. 130 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,586 Uh huh. And your relationship to the deceased? 131 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,359 Just a friend. 132 00:16:31,548 --> 00:16:35,178 Son of a bitch. Stupid fuck! Where's the money? 133 00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,463 What? 134 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:45,254 Hey! We been every square inch. The roof, basement, now this shit house. 135 00:16:45,279 --> 00:16:46,108 Philistines! 136 00:16:46,133 --> 00:16:48,641 I'd like to know who the fucking bitch is across the fucking hall. 137 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:49,892 Okay, okay. 138 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,586 Miss Cristal? Are you in there? 139 00:16:53,611 --> 00:16:55,380 Open the door, bitch! 140 00:16:56,038 --> 00:16:58,404 Open the goddamn door, bitch! 141 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:20,555 All set, Mr. Koontz? I've arranged for one of our volunteers to drive you home. 142 00:17:20,580 --> 00:17:22,872 I'm going home alone. 143 00:17:23,153 --> 00:17:25,232 By yourself? 144 00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:27,443 Alone? 145 00:17:27,517 --> 00:17:30,110 - But why? - I�m okay. 146 00:17:30,906 --> 00:17:33,195 To see if I can. 147 00:17:40,299 --> 00:17:43,671 Hey, Pop. Jesus Christ! Come here. Check this out. 148 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,738 Walt, you need a little help? 149 00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,520 Walt! Walt! 150 00:17:48,813 --> 00:17:52,048 - You need a little help, Walt? - No, I'm okay. 151 00:17:53,877 --> 00:17:56,403 I can't believe what happened to him. 152 00:18:01,097 --> 00:18:05,659 Waldo Koontz why you walking so funny? 153 00:18:05,955 --> 00:18:09,185 I... I had a stroke. 154 00:18:09,210 --> 00:18:12,264 Oh? You think that's bad? 155 00:18:12,289 --> 00:18:15,576 I didn't sleep a wink last night. 156 00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:01,249 Oh, God. 157 00:20:02,888 --> 00:20:06,700 - Welcome home, motherfucker. - Oh, my God! 158 00:20:06,725 --> 00:20:10,392 What the fuck did you do to my place? You Neanderthals! 159 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,658 I'll fuck you up if we don't get our money. 160 00:20:12,683 --> 00:20:13,613 What money? 161 00:20:13,638 --> 00:20:16,268 The money Amber gave you to fucking hide. Mother fucker. 162 00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:17,492 Honey, if I had any money. 163 00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,246 I'd move to a better neighborhood where I wouldn't have to deal with scum like you. 164 00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:23,500 Now see, bitch! 165 00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:27,975 You homicidal maniacs are so sensitive. 166 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:32,270 - What the fuck is this? - No! Don't! Don't! 167 00:20:32,295 --> 00:20:34,515 - Don't! - What is it? 168 00:20:35,387 --> 00:20:38,684 - What the fuck is this shit? - It's Amber's ashes. 169 00:20:38,709 --> 00:20:41,296 Aw, shit! Aw, shit! 170 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:49,671 Get the fuck outta here! Get the fuck outta here! 171 00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:54,036 - We'll be watching you, faggot. - Oh, watch my ass! Watch my ass! 172 00:20:54,061 --> 00:20:55,957 Boom, boom. 173 00:21:23,764 --> 00:21:25,811 Ashley. 174 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,662 Why did you trash me? 175 00:21:28,824 --> 00:21:32,904 Like some used-up soda can. 176 00:21:33,910 --> 00:21:35,873 Ashley. 177 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:38,928 Why did you trash me? 178 00:21:39,078 --> 00:21:42,757 I was supposed to be your man. 179 00:21:43,748 --> 00:21:45,739 Ashley. 180 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,726 You 're a fucking bitch. 181 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:52,929 You left me for a guy named Lance. 182 00:21:53,127 --> 00:21:55,370 Ashley. 183 00:21:55,550 --> 00:21:58,554 You 're really stupid. 184 00:21:58,648 --> 00:22:03,523 Cos I was saving up to take you to France. 185 00:22:03,683 --> 00:22:07,414 Yeah, I was gonna take you to France. 186 00:22:16,177 --> 00:22:20,471 - Mr. Koontz? - It's Dr. Nirmala. 187 00:22:20,781 --> 00:22:23,343 Are you in there? 188 00:22:32,666 --> 00:22:36,650 Mr. Wilcox at the front desk said you were in. 189 00:22:39,857 --> 00:22:43,842 - Hello, Mr. Koontz. - Hello 190 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:47,206 I've been, so concerned, Mr. Koontz. 191 00:22:48,212 --> 00:22:52,006 You didn't return to the hospital for your physical therapy. 192 00:22:52,031 --> 00:22:55,176 And you don't answer your telephone. 193 00:22:56,391 --> 00:22:59,313 And your friends say that you never visit them 194 00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:02,221 and you don't allow them to visit you. 195 00:23:04,986 --> 00:23:11,498 And... And Mr. Pim, the grocer he says that you shop once a week 196 00:23:11,523 --> 00:23:14,180 and not till late at night. 197 00:23:14,370 --> 00:23:16,528 Now, I can understand. 198 00:23:16,622 --> 00:23:21,435 You don't want your friends to see you perhaps not as you once were. 199 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:26,440 But if you came in for your therapy you would improve. 200 00:23:26,683 --> 00:23:29,599 and so would your spirits. 201 00:23:32,517 --> 00:23:38,051 I can arrange to have a physical therapist come here 202 00:23:38,076 --> 00:23:40,919 3 times a week. Hm? 203 00:23:45,983 --> 00:23:48,312 Would you like that? 204 00:23:49,373 --> 00:23:50,725 Huh. 205 00:23:51,337 --> 00:23:55,869 Of course, it's going to be more expensive than at the hospital. 206 00:23:59,078 --> 00:24:05,495 What else... What else do I have to spend my... my money on? 207 00:24:11,294 --> 00:24:14,711 Ah, son of a bitch! It stinks! 208 00:24:14,756 --> 00:24:17,783 Let's keep our voices down. Let's just keep our voices down. 209 00:24:17,808 --> 00:24:19,783 Shut the fuck up! 210 00:24:19,808 --> 00:24:23,305 - Crazy shit man. - What the fuck are we talking about, keeping shit down? 211 00:24:23,330 --> 00:24:25,381 Where's the fucking bitch at? 212 00:24:27,684 --> 00:24:30,666 That skanky whore has my money. 213 00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:36,771 Oh, hi! 214 00:24:38,194 --> 00:24:41,882 Well... Uh, how are you? 215 00:24:42,196 --> 00:24:45,199 No, I mean, I heard you got hurt trying to save Amber. 216 00:24:45,224 --> 00:24:48,386 You know, and she was a friend of mine, so I... 217 00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,047 I really... 218 00:24:50,072 --> 00:24:54,284 Well, I wanna thank you and I'm sorry about... 219 00:24:54,455 --> 00:24:57,213 Oh, here. Let me help you, sweetheart. 220 00:25:00,432 --> 00:25:02,871 Get away. 221 00:25:02,896 --> 00:25:05,351 Are you okay? Give me your hand? 222 00:25:09,095 --> 00:25:12,790 Oh, don't be like that... for God's sake. 223 00:25:14,182 --> 00:25:16,327 Are you worried I might be catchy? 224 00:25:16,352 --> 00:25:19,056 Or you might suffer from a severe jewelry rash? 225 00:25:19,081 --> 00:25:20,869 Go fuck yourself. 226 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:24,564 I've had worse... big boy. 227 00:25:34,085 --> 00:25:35,892 Look at her. 228 00:25:35,952 --> 00:25:39,364 - Happy Halloween. - You devil. 229 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:46,485 Are you registered to vote? Republican? 230 00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:49,856 That is just teetering on interesting. 231 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,766 Look, it's very simple. You sign up for the Flawless contest. 232 00:25:53,791 --> 00:25:57,863 If we don't receive your entrance fee within 2 weeks, you're eighty sixed. 233 00:25:57,888 --> 00:25:59,906 You know what? You 're hideous! 234 00:25:59,931 --> 00:26:01,681 - Hi, ladies! - Happy Halloween. 235 00:26:01,706 --> 00:26:02,367 Hi, sweetheart. 236 00:26:02,392 --> 00:26:05,346 Is it just me, or are drag queens getting more demented every year? 237 00:26:05,371 --> 00:26:07,621 It's just you, honey. It's you, hon. That's for sure. 238 00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:10,988 Honey, how come... the goddamn entrance fee went up? 239 00:26:11,013 --> 00:26:13,502 - Cost of living, sweetie. - A 100 fucking dollars! 240 00:26:13,527 --> 00:26:16,562 - My God. Whose living is that? - Not that it matters. 241 00:26:16,587 --> 00:26:18,931 I think we all know who's going to win. 242 00:26:18,956 --> 00:26:21,174 My little Hispanic hotcake. 243 00:26:21,199 --> 00:26:23,650 You truly are flawless, Cha-Cha. 244 00:26:23,675 --> 00:26:27,586 She ain't gonna win this year. No fucking way! You prehistoric fucking bitch! 245 00:26:27,611 --> 00:26:29,965 It's America's least wanted. 246 00:26:31,638 --> 00:26:36,148 Yeah. I heard your tired pussy was on sale at the International House of Cunts! 247 00:26:36,173 --> 00:26:40,301 - Yeah, with your mama, bitch! - Take it to the street, freaks! 248 00:26:41,259 --> 00:26:44,181 I need some butch faggots over here. 249 00:26:46,028 --> 00:26:47,681 I need some dykes! 250 00:26:48,931 --> 00:26:50,224 Fuck up! 251 00:26:50,249 --> 00:26:52,203 Get off of me. Fuck! 252 00:26:52,228 --> 00:26:56,723 Get the fuck outta here! Shit! That's right! You got thrown out again. 253 00:26:58,664 --> 00:27:01,913 Oh, hi. Is Walt... 254 00:27:02,070 --> 00:27:04,171 - Could I... - Yeah, come on. 255 00:27:04,196 --> 00:27:05,582 Thanks. 256 00:27:07,755 --> 00:27:11,667 Hey, buddy. I been trying to see you. 257 00:27:11,692 --> 00:27:14,598 You know how many times I knocked on your door or rang your phone? 258 00:27:14,623 --> 00:27:17,449 I've been really worried. I'm his physical therapist. 259 00:27:17,474 --> 00:27:21,020 - LeShaun Williams. - Tommy Walsh. I�m on my lunch hour. 260 00:27:21,045 --> 00:27:24,234 - I thought I'd stop by. - Sure. 261 00:27:27,591 --> 00:27:29,095 So... 262 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:31,518 Walt, how you doing? 263 00:27:34,226 --> 00:27:35,532 Hey... 264 00:27:36,517 --> 00:27:38,757 - What's your name? - LeShaun. 265 00:27:38,851 --> 00:27:43,569 Listen, you take good care of my buddy here, huh? He's a real hero, you know. 266 00:27:43,594 --> 00:27:48,727 He saved me, the other guard, Joe and 14 hostages in 1988. 267 00:27:50,278 --> 00:27:52,380 Tom... Wait, wait. 268 00:27:52,405 --> 00:27:56,449 That�s how he won early retirement. Look here. A letter from Mayor Koch. 269 00:27:56,493 --> 00:27:59,404 - Wow. - There's a bravery medal. 270 00:27:59,494 --> 00:28:02,201 - Man. - Tommy, please. 271 00:28:02,289 --> 00:28:04,079 Look at this. 272 00:28:04,165 --> 00:28:07,074 This is Walt, right here in the middle. 273 00:28:07,167 --> 00:28:09,244 That's Joe. That's me. 274 00:28:10,417 --> 00:28:14,941 I'm pistol whipped down on the floor. Joe's shitting in his pants. 275 00:28:14,966 --> 00:28:19,128 And Walt, pistol whipped also bleeding like a mother. 276 00:28:19,201 --> 00:28:21,819 He pretends like he's knocked out. 277 00:28:22,011 --> 00:28:24,602 All of a sudden, blam blam! 278 00:28:24,764 --> 00:28:28,498 He shoots. Two thieving motherfuckers go down. 279 00:28:31,594 --> 00:28:34,181 You want us to tell 'em to shut up? 280 00:28:34,233 --> 00:28:37,318 - Hey, shut the fuck up! - Oh, girls. Look, a man in uniform! 281 00:28:37,343 --> 00:28:38,997 - Officer, help me! - Holy shit! 282 00:28:39,022 --> 00:28:40,461 Break. Break. 283 00:28:41,083 --> 00:28:42,875 Jesus Christ! 284 00:28:42,940 --> 00:28:47,742 - You make me feel. - *You make me feel. 285 00:28:47,787 --> 00:28:49,779 Fucking freak show! 286 00:28:51,539 --> 00:28:55,241 Well... Maybe I should go. 287 00:28:56,753 --> 00:28:59,670 - Walt. You uh... - Here we go. That's right. 288 00:28:59,756 --> 00:29:03,704 - You need anything? - I'm okay. 289 00:29:04,134 --> 00:29:07,468 I guess you heard that Amber that little hooker upstairs 290 00:29:07,493 --> 00:29:10,924 and her sleaze boyfriend stole off Mr. Z. 291 00:29:10,949 --> 00:29:14,796 So it was his guys and him that you were shooting at. 292 00:29:14,852 --> 00:29:18,788 They still can't find the money. And you know the cops can't do anything. 293 00:29:18,813 --> 00:29:23,077 Mr. Z's got 'em in his pocket. Anyways. 294 00:29:23,132 --> 00:29:24,665 Hey, do me a favor, will you? 295 00:29:24,690 --> 00:29:26,877 Pick up the goddamn phone when I call you. 296 00:29:26,911 --> 00:29:29,314 - And take good care of him. - Yeah. 297 00:29:29,339 --> 00:29:31,925 - What was your name again? - LeShaun. 298 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:35,211 - Right. Right. - Yeah. All right. 299 00:29:35,298 --> 00:29:37,108 I'll see you. 300 00:29:38,226 --> 00:29:40,365 Take it easy, Walt. 301 00:29:43,753 --> 00:29:48,440 You know, I had some real success with... stroke patients improving speech. 302 00:29:48,465 --> 00:29:50,196 - You know how? - Uh-uh. 303 00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:51,575 Don't laugh. 304 00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:55,793 Singing lessons. It relaxes you. A lot of people like singing. 305 00:29:55,818 --> 00:29:58,648 I got a card in my bag for a lady uptown. 306 00:29:58,906 --> 00:30:02,071 Mildred something. She's good. 307 00:30:02,519 --> 00:30:06,267 You gotta start getting out soon, anyway. What could you lose? 308 00:30:06,321 --> 00:30:09,537 You start talking better and visit with your friends on the phone. 309 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,934 You could even have phone sex. 310 00:30:13,998 --> 00:30:20,151 Call us. Call us now. Hot, wild girls waiting by the phone. 311 00:30:20,176 --> 00:30:22,698 We're hot and wild and willing. 312 00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:26,121 The girl of your dreams is waiting by the phone. 313 00:30:26,146 --> 00:30:29,681 She'll make your fantasies come true. 314 00:30:29,709 --> 00:30:31,785 Just call. 315 00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:33,923 Pick up the phone. 316 00:30:33,948 --> 00:30:36,785 Reach out to have this... 317 00:30:51,345 --> 00:30:54,612 Hey buddy, you okay? I didn't hit you, did I? 318 00:30:54,661 --> 00:30:57,225 Hey. He slipped on the ice. That's what happened. 319 00:30:57,250 --> 00:30:59,805 Mr. Koontz, please, let me help you. 320 00:31:00,260 --> 00:31:03,542 You okay? Yeah? 321 00:31:03,925 --> 00:31:05,905 Buddy, is this yours? 322 00:31:05,930 --> 00:31:08,234 Hey, you dropped something. 323 00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:11,282 I'll go get the door. I'll go get the door. 324 00:31:12,075 --> 00:31:15,920 Hey. You want this? Is this your card? I think it is. 325 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:26,753 Hello honey, let me guess. A Jehovah's Witness? 326 00:31:26,778 --> 00:31:32,542 I... I was wondering... if I could... pay you... 327 00:31:32,567 --> 00:31:35,322 pay you for... singing lessons. 328 00:31:39,396 --> 00:31:43,892 I'm sorry. I'd rather suck Hitler's dead dick. 329 00:31:45,368 --> 00:31:47,972 I'm sure you did! 330 00:31:51,846 --> 00:31:54,507 Fucking faggot. 331 00:31:58,288 --> 00:32:00,291 Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. 332 00:32:00,330 --> 00:32:02,784 Fuck... 333 00:32:06,712 --> 00:32:09,182 Honey, could you pay cash? Cash? 334 00:32:09,207 --> 00:32:11,599 I don't want your pity. 335 00:32:11,632 --> 00:32:16,364 I don't want your fucking pity either all right? I need the money. 336 00:32:18,763 --> 00:32:22,079 I'll call you from the window tomorrow when I'm ready. 337 00:32:27,020 --> 00:32:29,688 We're wasting our time out here today. 338 00:32:32,026 --> 00:32:34,460 Fucking bitch! Hey, bitch! 339 00:32:34,485 --> 00:32:36,963 Bitch! Where the fuck is Cristal? Where the fuck is Cristal? 340 00:32:36,988 --> 00:32:38,676 - I see. I see her! Right there! - Shit! 341 00:32:38,701 --> 00:32:40,269 Yeah. Yeah. 342 00:32:41,532 --> 00:32:43,569 Wait a minute, motherfucker! 343 00:32:45,716 --> 00:32:47,403 Fucking bitch. 344 00:32:51,632 --> 00:32:53,747 - No! My leg, it's hurt bad. - Where the fuck is that bitch? 345 00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,786 What do you want from me? 346 00:32:56,463 --> 00:32:58,691 - What do you want? - Shut up! 347 00:32:58,716 --> 00:33:01,693 - Mr. Z's fucking money. - No, I swear I know nothing! 348 00:33:01,725 --> 00:33:03,057 I don't know nothing! 349 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,125 Then why the fuck you disappear? And make like Carl Lewis. 350 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:09,090 'Cos I heard you was looking for me and I've seen what you've done to Amber and Raymond. 351 00:33:09,115 --> 00:33:12,931 Yes. And the same thing happens to you if Mr. Z don't get his fucking money! 352 00:33:12,956 --> 00:33:15,737 Do I look like I got any money? You think I'd be working 10th? 353 00:33:15,762 --> 00:33:18,410 - If you're lying, you fuckbag... - Stop! I'm not! 354 00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:19,868 - Boom! Boom! - No, no! 355 00:33:19,893 --> 00:33:21,639 No, stop it... 356 00:33:23,022 --> 00:33:25,914 What!? Stop it! 357 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:29,289 Can you give me some money? Fuck! 358 00:33:29,326 --> 00:33:32,873 Give me some money, you fucking dicks! 359 00:33:34,330 --> 00:33:36,608 Welcome to fairyland. 360 00:33:36,832 --> 00:33:38,991 We hope you enjoy the ride. 361 00:33:39,016 --> 00:33:42,485 Do not stand up in the cars and please... 362 00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:46,357 ... leave your attitude outside, all right? 363 00:33:46,715 --> 00:33:49,965 Honey, that was a joke. Okay? 364 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:53,894 I hate people who think they're funny. 365 00:33:53,919 --> 00:33:57,538 Yeah? Bet you hate a lot of things. 366 00:34:01,729 --> 00:34:03,488 All right. 367 00:34:03,731 --> 00:34:06,758 Well, I... I thought we'd start with the scales. 368 00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:09,367 Alright. Do you know the scales? 369 00:34:10,289 --> 00:34:12,701 Do, Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do... 370 00:34:12,726 --> 00:34:15,726 All right? Grumpy, Sneezy and Horny. 371 00:34:15,751 --> 00:34:17,634 Ha-ha-ha... 372 00:34:17,659 --> 00:34:20,244 All right. Shall we begin? 373 00:34:21,764 --> 00:34:23,727 Do... 374 00:34:23,868 --> 00:34:26,454 Do... 375 00:34:26,508 --> 00:34:27,658 One more time. 376 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:32,032 - Do... - Do... 377 00:34:32,172 --> 00:34:33,385 Let's move on. 378 00:34:34,361 --> 00:34:37,398 - Re... - Re... 379 00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:40,070 Re... Oh honey, I can't hear you. 380 00:34:40,095 --> 00:34:43,760 I am not Jodie Foster and this is not "Silence of the Lambs". Alright. 381 00:34:43,785 --> 00:34:46,436 Now, your voice is a muscle, all right? 382 00:34:46,461 --> 00:34:49,353 And you can exercise it, okay. 383 00:34:49,381 --> 00:34:54,019 What? You can exercise it. Don't be afraid. All right. 384 00:34:55,202 --> 00:34:58,991 - Re... - Re... 385 00:34:59,016 --> 00:35:02,088 Re... Okay, that's better. All right, let's move on. 386 00:35:03,175 --> 00:35:05,636 Me... 387 00:35:05,836 --> 00:35:07,702 - ... Me... - Me.. 388 00:35:07,727 --> 00:35:10,430 You see that. That's better. That was a lot better. 389 00:35:10,455 --> 00:35:12,345 Okay, good. Going for Fa. 390 00:35:13,552 --> 00:35:16,302 Fa... 391 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,970 Fa, come on. You can do it. 392 00:35:24,300 --> 00:35:26,597 Fa... 393 00:35:26,887 --> 00:35:29,175 Sing out, Louise! 394 00:35:31,074 --> 00:35:34,450 - Fa... - No, no. This is bullshit. 395 00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:38,081 Here's the... Here, I'll pay you. Here's the... Here's the... 396 00:35:38,106 --> 00:35:41,192 - Hey, this was your idea. - Bad idea. 397 00:35:41,217 --> 00:35:44,536 I can't do it. Bullshit. 398 00:35:45,069 --> 00:35:48,940 Can't do it. Can't do this. 399 00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:53,170 Honey, "can't" lives on "won't" street. All right. 400 00:35:53,703 --> 00:35:57,903 Why don't you try fucking faggot? 401 00:35:58,283 --> 00:36:02,634 You know, cos you were always pretty good at shouting that across the alley. 402 00:36:03,053 --> 00:36:04,968 Fucking faggot. 403 00:36:05,155 --> 00:36:06,475 Prick. 404 00:36:06,588 --> 00:36:08,982 - Cocksucker. - Asshole. 405 00:36:09,007 --> 00:36:11,735 - Girlie man. - Yeah, Republican. 406 00:36:11,863 --> 00:36:13,187 Queer! 407 00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:15,200 Fascist! 408 00:36:16,816 --> 00:36:17,956 Freak! 409 00:36:17,981 --> 00:36:19,883 Cheerleader fucker! 410 00:36:20,017 --> 00:36:22,241 Fucking fruitcake. 411 00:36:22,266 --> 00:36:23,112 Nazi! 412 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:27,414 - What's with the fucking door? - I'll fucking help you out of the door. 413 00:36:27,439 --> 00:36:30,845 - Fucking faggot! - There you go. 414 00:36:32,236 --> 00:36:34,297 There, it's open. There you go. 415 00:36:34,329 --> 00:36:36,720 If you came here with a bellyful of self pity. 416 00:36:36,745 --> 00:36:39,060 - You came to the wrong fucking place. - Fucking face. 417 00:36:39,117 --> 00:36:43,016 I left sensitivity back in the sand pile. 418 00:37:08,308 --> 00:37:10,003 All right, girl. 419 00:37:12,063 --> 00:37:17,129 Michelle Pfeiffer goes after a dangerous mind. 420 00:37:29,452 --> 00:37:31,493 I know you're in there. 421 00:37:31,518 --> 00:37:34,534 You paid for the lesson. You might as well get it. 422 00:37:35,009 --> 00:37:37,643 Come on. Open the door. 423 00:37:37,794 --> 00:37:40,729 Walt, I want you, baby! 424 00:37:40,754 --> 00:37:46,485 Oh, Walt, please be my man! Oh, please put it inside of me! 425 00:37:46,510 --> 00:37:50,811 Break it off in me, daddy. Break it off in me. 426 00:37:55,851 --> 00:37:59,369 - What the fuck's the matter with you? - Okay, okay. 427 00:37:59,394 --> 00:38:02,949 - What the fuck you doing? - All right, we had a few words. 428 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:05,472 None that we haven't heard or used before. Alright. 429 00:38:05,497 --> 00:38:07,198 What. So is that it? You just quit? 430 00:38:07,223 --> 00:38:09,195 - Fuck you! - Fuck you, too. 431 00:38:09,220 --> 00:38:11,060 Fuck you! 432 00:38:11,948 --> 00:38:15,764 - Having no trouble with the F sound? - Get out! 433 00:38:15,789 --> 00:38:17,382 - Get out! - Fine, fine. 434 00:38:17,407 --> 00:38:18,586 - I told your doctor. - Fucking faggot. 435 00:38:18,611 --> 00:38:21,602 I told... I told your doctor it will never work. 436 00:38:22,248 --> 00:38:26,860 - You. You talked to Dr... Dr. Nirmala? - Yeah. 437 00:38:26,885 --> 00:38:28,787 - Nirmala? - Yeah. 438 00:38:28,812 --> 00:38:30,239 And she's a very fine woman. 439 00:38:30,264 --> 00:38:33,697 She helped a friend of mine who died of AlDS. Miss Burma. 440 00:38:33,722 --> 00:38:35,456 And also, if I was gonna teach you. 441 00:38:35,481 --> 00:38:38,218 I wanted to make sure I was doing it right. You know. 442 00:38:38,247 --> 00:38:42,341 Like Anne Bancroft, you know. The Miracle Worker. 443 00:38:42,366 --> 00:38:45,998 I don't need no fag with a heart of gold. 444 00:38:46,071 --> 00:38:48,369 Honey, you see a crown of thorns on my head? 445 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,700 Only rhinestones, sweetheart. I am no Brother Teresa. 446 00:38:51,725 --> 00:38:55,165 I told you, I need the money. I got big plans. 447 00:38:56,589 --> 00:38:58,272 Oh! 448 00:38:58,364 --> 00:39:01,040 Got a letter from Ed Koch. 449 00:39:01,065 --> 00:39:03,093 Ah, when New York was fun. 450 00:39:03,118 --> 00:39:05,788 Oh! You're a bowler. 451 00:39:05,871 --> 00:39:08,655 That's so cute. 452 00:39:09,119 --> 00:39:11,740 Third place. Pretty good. 453 00:39:12,210 --> 00:39:16,588 Oh, I always heard you were some kind of hero. You know. 454 00:39:17,338 --> 00:39:20,841 Yeah. Look where it got me. 455 00:39:21,677 --> 00:39:24,292 Oh, hey. You know? 456 00:39:24,595 --> 00:39:28,779 You got a rough break. Who didn't? 457 00:39:30,108 --> 00:39:35,379 Look, I see you sitting there all alone you know, all the time. Yeah. 458 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:37,907 Hiding from life, you know. 459 00:39:37,940 --> 00:39:40,427 Life. Life is shit. 460 00:39:40,452 --> 00:39:43,774 Aren't you just a little ray of sunshine. 461 00:39:43,906 --> 00:39:49,403 Oh, please allow me to leave you sitting all alone on your pity pot, cos I've been there before, sweetheart. 462 00:39:49,622 --> 00:39:53,771 Poor me, poor me pour me another, all right? 463 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:59,148 Okay. 464 00:39:59,305 --> 00:40:02,277 Oh, honey, are you coming upstairs? 465 00:40:02,504 --> 00:40:07,455 You know, to face the music like the man you're supposed to be? 466 00:40:07,926 --> 00:40:12,752 Or should I just get Dr Kevorkian's fucking phone number for you? 467 00:40:16,741 --> 00:40:18,323 Do. 468 00:40:18,522 --> 00:40:20,006 Re. 469 00:40:20,241 --> 00:40:21,370 Me. 470 00:40:21,395 --> 00:40:23,161 Your favorite note. 471 00:40:23,592 --> 00:40:25,263 Fa. 472 00:40:25,842 --> 00:40:27,398 So. 473 00:40:27,670 --> 00:40:29,212 La. 474 00:40:29,667 --> 00:40:31,229 Ti 475 00:40:31,628 --> 00:40:32,816 Do. 476 00:40:32,841 --> 00:40:36,723 Oh, that was so adorable. 477 00:40:36,748 --> 00:40:40,700 All right, play that funky music, white boy. Alright. 478 00:40:40,725 --> 00:40:44,140 Okay. I think you're doing pretty good with the scales. Alright. 479 00:40:44,165 --> 00:40:47,236 We need to start working on a song, okay? 480 00:40:47,668 --> 00:40:49,562 All right. 481 00:40:49,587 --> 00:40:52,575 Oh, listen. Everything's Coming Up Roses? Alright. 482 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,888 Peppy, positive, Sondheim. 483 00:40:54,913 --> 00:40:58,957 No? Okay, okay. Moving right along. 484 00:40:58,982 --> 00:41:01,497 Probably you 're into Sinatra. 485 00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:06,909 Although I don't do Sinatra. Although I'm sure I'm the only girl who hasn't. You know. 486 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:10,038 I... I like the tango. 487 00:41:10,116 --> 00:41:14,268 So... you're a tango dancer? 488 00:41:14,386 --> 00:41:18,261 - Are you? - Was. Was. 489 00:41:18,389 --> 00:41:20,144 Yeah. 490 00:41:20,546 --> 00:41:23,397 You will be again. I know it. 491 00:41:24,826 --> 00:41:29,013 I know a song you'd probably love. All right, hold on. 492 00:41:29,079 --> 00:41:31,442 It's right here in the basket. Okay. 493 00:41:33,065 --> 00:41:34,907 That's your favorite color. 494 00:41:35,813 --> 00:41:36,874 Oh dear. 495 00:41:36,899 --> 00:41:38,687 - Wow. - Uu... 496 00:41:39,142 --> 00:41:42,191 - Sorry, girl. - Uu... We didn't know you was entertaining. 497 00:41:42,216 --> 00:41:44,943 We're going downstairs for some pizza. 498 00:41:44,968 --> 00:41:50,234 Yeah. We were gonna go watch Carmine twirl that pizza dough with his big muscles of his. 499 00:41:50,259 --> 00:41:51,387 You wanna come with us? 500 00:41:51,412 --> 00:41:53,159 Ladies um... 501 00:41:53,184 --> 00:41:58,497 This is Walt from downstairs. All right. He's taking singing lessons. All right. 502 00:41:58,522 --> 00:42:01,585 Well, Mary, I just wanna find out about my blue dress. 503 00:42:01,610 --> 00:42:02,446 Alright. 504 00:42:02,471 --> 00:42:05,932 - I'm sorry. This will only take 1 minute. - Try this on. 505 00:42:06,612 --> 00:42:10,997 You better watch out for Rusty, honey. She likes you "straight" guys. 506 00:42:11,022 --> 00:42:13,886 Heh you! Miss shh... shh... shh... 507 00:42:13,911 --> 00:42:17,860 Miss Thing, shove a land mine in that big hole you call a mouth. Alright. 508 00:42:17,885 --> 00:42:21,838 How you doing, baby? My name is Cha Cha de los Santos P�rez Cueva. 509 00:42:21,863 --> 00:42:22,657 Oh my god. 510 00:42:22,682 --> 00:42:24,965 You can just call me Cha-Cha. 511 00:42:25,622 --> 00:42:29,357 Oh, I'm sorry. You have a "My Left Foot thing" going on, don't you? 512 00:42:29,382 --> 00:42:32,109 All right, out, out, out! Out! 513 00:42:32,134 --> 00:42:35,142 - Girl. God, I think we got the message! Come on! - Out. 514 00:42:35,167 --> 00:42:37,843 Yoo-hoo, Miss Taco Bell. V�monos. V�monos. (Let's go. Let's go) 515 00:42:37,868 --> 00:42:40,838 - Bye, Mr. "My Left Foot." - V�monos. V�monos. (Let's go. Let's go) 516 00:42:40,863 --> 00:42:42,814 - All right, I'll take a bite off. Alright. - Chill. 517 00:42:42,839 --> 00:42:44,707 Miss you already! 518 00:42:46,349 --> 00:42:49,872 Sorry about that. They are so much work. 519 00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:55,165 All right. Oh, Is this the real you or what? 520 00:42:55,905 --> 00:42:58,940 Give me some men who are stout hearted men 521 00:42:58,965 --> 00:43:02,428 Who will fight for the right they adore 522 00:43:02,453 --> 00:43:05,239 Ooh, macho man! 523 00:43:05,264 --> 00:43:09,059 The macho man! I kill bear! Shit in woods! 524 00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:12,487 Am I right? You'll love it, honey. 525 00:43:12,545 --> 00:43:16,706 All right. Now, we can start with. "Give me some men who are stout men." 526 00:43:16,731 --> 00:43:19,917 You know. From the top of that song I thought would be really good. 527 00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:23,585 How long you been... doing this? 528 00:43:23,610 --> 00:43:24,801 Singing? 529 00:43:24,826 --> 00:43:28,566 No, no. This drag queen type of thing. 530 00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:34,616 Well, I've been in musicals at school, ever since I was a little kid. 531 00:43:34,641 --> 00:43:39,715 You know, I was Prince Chulalongkorn in ''The King And I. 532 00:43:39,832 --> 00:43:42,311 But I was miscast, um... 533 00:43:42,366 --> 00:43:44,810 Then I was the lion in 'The Wizard of Oz'. 534 00:43:44,835 --> 00:43:48,549 And I was definitely miscast but I was the only one uh... 535 00:43:49,207 --> 00:43:53,441 You know, fat enough to fit into the costume. Whatever. 536 00:43:53,466 --> 00:43:58,369 And then in ''The Snow Queen I was again totally miscast as the king. 537 00:43:58,394 --> 00:44:00,767 We were all on stage 538 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:05,047 and they had made these dry ice kettles so smoke could come out of 'em. 539 00:44:05,333 --> 00:44:10,208 And one night, all of a sudden one dry ice kettle exploded 540 00:44:10,233 --> 00:44:13,738 And dry ice flew everywhere. Alright. 541 00:44:13,763 --> 00:44:18,326 Well, pretty little Miss 'No Talent' who was playing the snow queen, um... 542 00:44:18,351 --> 00:44:21,885 You know. Dashed off the stage screaming and pulling her hair out. 543 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:24,699 Well, the play must go on, I believe. 544 00:44:24,724 --> 00:44:27,249 And she had dropped her crown. 545 00:44:27,274 --> 00:44:30,876 Well, honey, I just picked up that crown 546 00:44:31,565 --> 00:44:33,765 put it on my head 547 00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:39,101 And I was the greatest goddamn snow queen 548 00:44:39,195 --> 00:44:42,943 In the history of PS 11 Paramus, New Jersey. 549 00:44:43,078 --> 00:44:46,432 And uh... I have been wearing dresses ever since. 550 00:44:47,912 --> 00:44:51,011 But I don't like the term "drag queen", you know? 551 00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:55,147 Because most drag queens just wanna parade around looking flawless. You know. 552 00:44:55,172 --> 00:44:59,668 And if they sing, they lip synch to records and um... 553 00:45:01,919 --> 00:45:04,551 I'm a singer um... 554 00:45:04,984 --> 00:45:07,785 and I'm a female impressionist. 555 00:45:08,109 --> 00:45:10,421 I'm an artist, you know? 556 00:45:11,865 --> 00:45:15,609 Who do you think you're bull... bullshitting? 557 00:45:15,633 --> 00:45:19,480 You're... a fucking drag queen! 558 00:45:25,527 --> 00:45:29,049 Let me um... savor those lovely words for a moment, all right? 559 00:45:29,074 --> 00:45:31,982 What are you, channeling Jesse Helms? 560 00:45:32,007 --> 00:45:35,775 Don't be so... so sensitive. 561 00:45:36,165 --> 00:45:41,455 If... you can take a dick. You can take an insult. 562 00:45:42,588 --> 00:45:44,579 Right, Walt. 563 00:45:44,754 --> 00:45:51,092 I'm not so... stupid as you think. 564 00:45:51,301 --> 00:45:56,212 Honey, you could never be as stupid as I think you are, all right? 565 00:46:18,116 --> 00:46:21,288 - Yes? - I owe you two weeks, right? 566 00:46:22,808 --> 00:46:24,053 Yes. 567 00:46:25,529 --> 00:46:28,039 And there's a week in advance. 568 00:46:28,961 --> 00:46:30,165 I'm getting a motorcycle. 569 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:33,117 I want to know if I could park it in the back so it won't get ripped off. 570 00:46:33,142 --> 00:46:34,725 A motorcycle. 571 00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:38,524 It's $50 additional every week for parking. 572 00:46:39,486 --> 00:46:41,727 - $50? - Uh huh. 573 00:46:41,845 --> 00:46:43,359 No problem. 574 00:46:44,431 --> 00:46:47,799 - Take it easy. - Would you like a receipt for that? 575 00:46:47,851 --> 00:46:51,562 No, I trust you. Why don't you lighten up a little bit, Leonard. 576 00:46:51,587 --> 00:46:54,030 - Cone on, Tasha. - Bye 577 00:46:54,055 --> 00:46:56,046 Have a nice evening. 578 00:47:17,381 --> 00:47:18,768 I don't know any other way. 579 00:47:18,793 --> 00:47:24,399 Don't push me! Don't push me! Please don't push me! Just go! 580 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:28,109 - Don't call my fucking house! Jesus! - Wait! Wait! 581 00:47:28,134 --> 00:47:30,936 - Fuck you. No. Don't fucking call me. - Wait! 582 00:47:31,700 --> 00:47:34,894 - I don't even care. - I'm so sorry. 583 00:47:38,491 --> 00:47:40,475 You know that. You are a fucking airhead. 584 00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:44,834 Fuck man, I�m sorry! Please stay! 585 00:47:44,859 --> 00:47:46,850 Please! 586 00:47:57,796 --> 00:48:01,980 - We're gonna start with "Shirley, Shirley". - Last night. 587 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:04,806 - What, honey? - Your boyfriend? 588 00:48:06,248 --> 00:48:07,688 Yeah. 589 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:12,276 It's complicated. 590 00:48:12,301 --> 00:48:16,537 He's married. He has two kids. 591 00:48:17,235 --> 00:48:20,033 But he fucking gambles 592 00:48:20,308 --> 00:48:21,884 You know? 593 00:48:22,881 --> 00:48:24,873 On sports. 594 00:48:25,516 --> 00:48:29,682 He always needs money for new storm windows or something for his kids 595 00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:33,242 so he says, but it's for gambling and I know and it 596 00:48:37,321 --> 00:48:40,666 He... gambles with your money? 597 00:48:41,576 --> 00:48:44,246 Yeah, he gambles with my money 598 00:48:45,388 --> 00:48:49,756 So you pay... for sex? 599 00:48:51,868 --> 00:48:56,219 Oh honey, there's no romance without finance, you know? 600 00:48:56,296 --> 00:48:59,746 I'm... I don't pay for sex. 601 00:48:59,771 --> 00:49:02,753 - No? - Uh-uh. 602 00:49:03,104 --> 00:49:04,854 Well... 603 00:49:05,409 --> 00:49:06,381 Wh... What. 604 00:49:06,406 --> 00:49:10,163 You think if you got a wifey or a girlfriend, you don't pay, honey? 605 00:49:10,188 --> 00:49:12,862 Honey, you pay, all right? 606 00:49:13,197 --> 00:49:16,497 Alright. You ever been married? Don't answer that. 607 00:49:16,522 --> 00:49:21,183 She probably died of some horrible disease and it's made you what you are. 608 00:49:22,170 --> 00:49:25,560 Well, she was a... a dancer. 609 00:49:25,746 --> 00:49:27,856 I worships her. 610 00:49:30,243 --> 00:49:35,244 She ran... ran off with some guy who... 611 00:49:37,119 --> 00:49:41,698 gave her a... a tattoo. 612 00:49:44,905 --> 00:49:47,784 Took everything. Everything... 613 00:49:48,273 --> 00:49:52,208 The dog. Everything. 614 00:49:55,977 --> 00:49:59,218 Honey, you should have gotten another dog. 615 00:49:59,995 --> 00:50:01,606 All right. 616 00:50:02,780 --> 00:50:04,770 All right, slowly now. 617 00:50:05,816 --> 00:50:07,653 Shirley. 618 00:50:07,678 --> 00:50:09,239 Shirley. 619 00:50:09,264 --> 00:50:10,771 - Shirley. - Shirley. 620 00:50:10,796 --> 00:50:11,928 Alright. 621 00:50:12,794 --> 00:50:15,466 Oh, Christ. I'm sorry. 622 00:50:15,491 --> 00:50:18,139 Just Shirley, Shirley. Alright. 623 00:50:18,164 --> 00:50:19,440 - Just practice it. - Alright. 624 00:50:19,465 --> 00:50:22,096 Okay, Okay! Okay! 625 00:50:22,121 --> 00:50:24,152 Stop ringing. 626 00:50:27,084 --> 00:50:30,868 What? What? 627 00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,040 When? 628 00:50:39,466 --> 00:50:40,803 Oh. 629 00:50:43,932 --> 00:50:46,447 Oh, hold on. Hold on. 630 00:50:47,618 --> 00:50:49,399 Um... 631 00:50:52,899 --> 00:50:55,733 We're gonna just stop for today. Alright, sweetheart. 632 00:50:55,758 --> 00:50:59,203 I'm sorry. I just have to stop. 633 00:51:11,081 --> 00:51:12,845 Hello? 634 00:51:14,406 --> 00:51:16,601 Hello? 635 00:51:17,170 --> 00:51:19,162 Who is this? 636 00:51:20,089 --> 00:51:23,113 - Walt. - Walt. 637 00:51:23,592 --> 00:51:27,969 - Is there anything you need? - To tell you the truth, I was... I... 638 00:51:27,994 --> 00:51:30,944 I was hoping later we would get together. 639 00:51:30,969 --> 00:51:33,340 Sure. You're a godsend. 640 00:51:33,365 --> 00:51:35,912 Because I�m... 641 00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:41,379 having trouble with my rent... again this month. 642 00:51:44,944 --> 00:51:48,816 Look. To tell you the truth, I'm... 643 00:51:49,991 --> 00:51:53,462 I'm kind of tapped out. I don't have any money 644 00:51:53,487 --> 00:51:57,549 except for the... the therapy. 645 00:51:57,574 --> 00:51:59,703 I see. 646 00:51:59,729 --> 00:52:06,024 - But we could still... still get together. - Oh, sure. 647 00:52:06,049 --> 00:52:11,128 How about some... some time next... next week? 648 00:52:11,802 --> 00:52:17,495 Listen, I�m gong to be tied up for the next couple of weeks. 649 00:52:17,520 --> 00:52:19,435 But I'll call you. 650 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,865 I gotta go. Okay. Bye. 651 00:52:22,894 --> 00:52:24,462 - Bye, sweetie. - Sure. Okay. 652 00:52:24,487 --> 00:52:27,064 - I'll call you. Bye. - Okay. 653 00:52:41,996 --> 00:52:48,579 Don't go, cos she ain't interested in you or what picture you wanna see. 654 00:52:48,863 --> 00:52:52,056 - Mr. Pogo has returned. - She's just wasn't... 655 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:58,364 Where you going? I haven't finished my story. 656 00:53:02,458 --> 00:53:04,759 - Nice wheels. - Thanks, man. 657 00:53:04,784 --> 00:53:07,616 - Yeah, it must have cost you. - Yeah. 658 00:53:07,641 --> 00:53:09,174 - Where'd you get the money? - Hey? 659 00:53:09,199 --> 00:53:12,069 - Hey. - Aye. Uh. 660 00:53:12,104 --> 00:53:13,345 What the fuck, man. 661 00:53:13,370 --> 00:53:16,959 We hear you've been flashing around a lot of new cash. Where did you get it? 662 00:53:16,984 --> 00:53:18,848 Look. Some guy owed me money. Big deal. 663 00:53:18,873 --> 00:53:21,045 What fucking guy, huh? What guy? 664 00:53:21,070 --> 00:53:23,265 Look, fuck this shit. Tasha, we gotta get out of here. 665 00:53:23,290 --> 00:53:24,839 - Don't. - Aw. 666 00:53:28,364 --> 00:53:29,633 Aw, shit! 667 00:53:29,658 --> 00:53:32,612 Come here. I'm fucking the bitch. I'm fucking the bitch. 668 00:53:32,637 --> 00:53:35,707 I'll tell you. Don't hurt the bike. 669 00:53:35,732 --> 00:53:37,440 I been dealing. 670 00:53:38,793 --> 00:53:42,177 Dealing? For who, motherfucker? 671 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,550 Reido. 672 00:53:46,759 --> 00:53:49,904 For that fat fuck? In Mr. Z's territory? 673 00:53:49,929 --> 00:53:51,358 Fucker! 674 00:53:53,289 --> 00:53:56,462 Fucking... fucker. 675 00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:02,711 Oh, shit! 676 00:54:05,484 --> 00:54:09,011 You deal around here again you're fucking dead! 677 00:54:12,615 --> 00:54:15,676 You never said nothing about dealing drugs! 678 00:54:15,701 --> 00:54:17,253 Prick! 679 00:54:24,584 --> 00:54:26,211 Tasha. 680 00:54:27,387 --> 00:54:29,791 I really thought you were the one. 681 00:54:30,978 --> 00:54:34,604 You just treated me like scum. 682 00:54:35,635 --> 00:54:39,712 And you left me like a tornado leaves a town. 683 00:54:41,682 --> 00:54:43,722 I gave you love. 684 00:54:43,863 --> 00:54:45,856 I gave you gifts. 685 00:54:46,436 --> 00:54:49,000 Bu t you treated me like shit. 686 00:54:49,606 --> 00:54:52,977 And you fucking kicked me when I was down. 687 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,484 You fucking kicked me when I was down. 688 00:54:59,440 --> 00:55:03,175 So no more excuses, alright. When I call, just answer the phone. 689 00:55:03,201 --> 00:55:06,451 - Cos I know you talked to Karen. - She told you? 690 00:55:06,476 --> 00:55:08,863 - No. - Tia. 691 00:55:08,888 --> 00:55:11,744 You know. The young one in the dance club who had eyes for you? 692 00:55:11,769 --> 00:55:13,660 Tia's a whore, Tommy. 693 00:55:13,685 --> 00:55:17,266 Hey. They're all whores. Except my mother, may she rest in peace. 694 00:55:17,291 --> 00:55:18,880 Hey, watch it. 695 00:55:18,909 --> 00:55:23,556 Hey, and your mother too... What's your name again? 696 00:55:24,345 --> 00:55:27,595 - LeShaun. - LeShaun. Right. 697 00:55:27,620 --> 00:55:30,338 Anyways, tomorrow's Saturday 698 00:55:30,363 --> 00:55:32,734 And the card game's at Vinnie's. 699 00:55:32,768 --> 00:55:37,600 The guys would sure love it if you would drop by, like old times. 700 00:55:38,149 --> 00:55:39,879 Maybe. 701 00:55:40,523 --> 00:55:43,390 Yeah, sure. And black is beautiful. 702 00:55:43,415 --> 00:55:46,023 Man, watch your mouth, all right? Fat boy 703 00:55:46,055 --> 00:55:47,399 Fat boy? 704 00:55:48,407 --> 00:55:50,638 - Oh, you motherfucker! - What's wrong with that? 705 00:55:50,663 --> 00:55:51,721 Oh... now watch it. 706 00:55:51,746 --> 00:55:53,720 No, I'm watching you. You wanna come over here and watch? 707 00:55:53,745 --> 00:55:57,323 Don't be mad at me just cos you look like Pillsbury Doughboy. 708 00:55:57,708 --> 00:56:00,374 I am somebody. 709 00:56:00,490 --> 00:56:02,670 - Oh, no. Hold on. - No. come on. 710 00:56:02,695 --> 00:56:04,996 - Walt. Hand me the paddle, man. Hand me the peddle. - Take it easy. 711 00:56:05,036 --> 00:56:08,021 - Get that fucking paddle before you come over, I'll tell you that. - Yeah, you better watch out man. 712 00:56:08,046 --> 00:56:11,674 Hey, come on! I said it to you on purpose! I know, you came from Kings. 713 00:56:11,699 --> 00:56:14,072 I saw "Roots". All 20 nights of it. 714 00:56:14,097 --> 00:56:16,865 Hey, you're making me miss 'em, Tommy. Come on! 715 00:56:16,890 --> 00:56:18,159 Okay. 716 00:56:18,184 --> 00:56:19,774 I got it. 717 00:56:20,520 --> 00:56:22,387 There we go. 718 00:56:23,272 --> 00:56:24,931 - Hey. - Hi. Is Walt there? 719 00:56:24,956 --> 00:56:27,015 - Yeah, he's here. - Thanks. 720 00:56:28,943 --> 00:56:32,100 Don't cry for me, Argentina. 721 00:56:33,489 --> 00:56:37,848 What do you think, Mr "My Left Foot"? You know, for the Flawless contest? 722 00:56:38,950 --> 00:56:42,013 - I don't know. - Oh, your brain's still broke, huh? 723 00:56:42,038 --> 00:56:43,856 Well, that's okay. 724 00:56:45,313 --> 00:56:49,991 Have you seen Miss Rusty? Cos she was supposed to help me with this. 725 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:54,465 - No, I haven't seen him. - Okay. Thank you. 726 00:56:54,901 --> 00:56:57,538 - Bye, baby. - Bye. 727 00:56:59,361 --> 00:57:02,547 Bye, big boy. 728 00:57:07,588 --> 00:57:09,745 - He gone? - Un-huh 729 00:57:09,770 --> 00:57:13,521 I don't wanna hear one fucking word from either one of you. 730 00:57:14,739 --> 00:57:17,528 Okay... baby. 731 00:57:21,561 --> 00:57:23,851 Okay... baby. 732 00:57:24,819 --> 00:57:26,196 Here. 733 00:57:27,578 --> 00:57:31,802 Oh, oh my God. I'm so glad I lived long enough to see that. 734 00:57:32,248 --> 00:57:33,883 Baby. 735 00:57:49,221 --> 00:57:52,043 Get up, girl. 736 00:57:54,640 --> 00:57:59,135 Like Lana Turner in Ziegfeld Girl. 737 00:58:04,052 --> 00:58:06,664 Oh, honey. 738 00:58:06,695 --> 00:58:09,387 Oh, honey. 739 00:58:15,203 --> 00:58:17,196 Hi. 740 00:58:18,177 --> 00:58:22,060 - Are you all right? - Oh, peachy, honey. 741 00:58:22,085 --> 00:58:25,223 - Where the hell you been? - Oh, fun and games. 742 00:58:25,248 --> 00:58:28,478 My mother�s funeral and wake. 743 00:58:28,503 --> 00:58:31,122 Oh, oh. Sorry to hear about your mother. 744 00:58:31,147 --> 00:58:34,361 Oh, my father killed her a long time ago. 745 00:58:34,386 --> 00:58:37,422 Buried her today, that's all. 746 00:58:37,825 --> 00:58:40,158 This is my legacy... 747 00:58:40,183 --> 00:58:43,976 Her old gloves. She always wore gloves. 748 00:58:44,001 --> 00:58:47,421 Yeah, she was a victim, you know? 749 00:58:48,816 --> 00:58:52,366 But she was sweet you know, but a victim. 750 00:58:53,319 --> 00:58:55,505 A reformed drunk... 751 00:58:55,530 --> 00:58:58,799 on her knees at church, begging 752 00:58:58,824 --> 00:59:03,345 you know, Jesus, Mary and Joseph and every goddamn saint in heaven 753 00:59:03,370 --> 00:59:09,784 to forgive her for giving birth to Cruella de Fag, you know. 754 00:59:10,196 --> 00:59:13,333 Being a slave to my father before he died. 755 00:59:13,358 --> 00:59:15,643 You would have loved each other. 756 00:59:16,578 --> 00:59:17,858 He uh... 757 00:59:17,883 --> 00:59:21,504 He thought Archie Bunker was a flaming liberal. 758 00:59:23,430 --> 00:59:29,660 You know, every morning she would get up and fix him breakfast. 759 00:59:29,685 --> 00:59:34,747 And... every morning, for 30 years 760 00:59:34,772 --> 00:59:36,931 She said 761 00:59:36,956 --> 00:59:40,039 Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? 762 00:59:40,777 --> 00:59:42,770 No answer. 763 00:59:44,031 --> 00:59:50,189 Every morning, 30 years. Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? No answer. 764 00:59:50,214 --> 00:59:55,666 One day, my ma says Hi, Daddy. Do you love me? 765 00:59:55,749 --> 00:59:57,590 And... 766 00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,690 He said no. 767 01:00:08,106 --> 01:00:11,428 The moral of that story is so... 768 01:00:12,263 --> 01:00:17,560 If you haven't gotten an answer in 30 years, you ought to know it by now. 769 01:00:22,439 --> 01:00:25,274 - Thanks for the drink. - You're welcome. 770 01:00:25,299 --> 01:00:29,545 See you tomorrow. Thank you for staying. 771 01:00:29,570 --> 01:00:33,990 Sor... Sorry about your mother. Thanks. 772 01:00:34,238 --> 01:00:36,401 You 're right, Walt. 773 01:00:37,744 --> 01:00:40,782 Honey, I just want you to know that you're a... 774 01:00:40,807 --> 01:00:42,864 You know, I�m... 775 01:00:43,970 --> 01:00:49,521 I'm not an artist, you know. I'm not some... female impressionist. 776 01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:51,301 I'm a... 777 01:00:53,189 --> 01:00:56,116 I'm lonely... 778 01:00:57,477 --> 01:00:59,629 and I'm ugly... 779 01:01:00,307 --> 01:01:02,461 and I'm a drag queen. 780 01:01:05,959 --> 01:01:09,165 Now look who's feeling sorry for themselves. 781 01:01:12,233 --> 01:01:14,439 - Where the fuck have you been? - Sonny, don't. 782 01:01:14,464 --> 01:01:18,109 You says if I come here last night You'll have the rest of the fucking money 783 01:01:18,134 --> 01:01:19,540 - Honey. Not now! Honey. - And I showed up! 784 01:01:19,565 --> 01:01:21,284 I didn't have the money! I was somewhere else! Alright. 785 01:01:21,309 --> 01:01:23,337 Well. Where's the fucking money? Give me the fucking money. 786 01:01:23,369 --> 01:01:25,251 - Go and get em. - Come on, man. Take it easy, huh pal. 787 01:01:25,276 --> 01:01:26,131 Who the fuck is this? 788 01:01:26,156 --> 01:01:28,306 - Sonny! Let go! I'll get you the money. - Get my money. 789 01:01:28,331 --> 01:01:30,534 Let go of him. I'll give you the money. Alright. - Get me the money. 790 01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:31,973 - Walt, just get in the room. - Get the money. 791 01:01:31,998 --> 01:01:33,969 Walt. He's not gonna let you go, alright! 792 01:01:33,994 --> 01:01:35,376 Just walk in the room! 793 01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,181 - I'm tired of coming here for nothing. - 5 minutes. 794 01:01:37,206 --> 01:01:39,455 5 minutes. Okay? 795 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,530 Did you fuck around? 796 01:01:40,555 --> 01:01:42,670 - I'm telling you, Rusty. I'm gonna fucking smack you. - You look good, you. 797 01:01:42,695 --> 01:01:46,103 You look really good today, all right? 798 01:01:46,162 --> 01:01:48,155 All right, honey. 799 01:01:49,642 --> 01:01:51,896 Fuck you, you cocksucker! 800 01:01:52,150 --> 01:01:55,436 Don't. Don't you fucking lock this door! Motherfucker! 801 01:01:55,468 --> 01:01:57,568 Don't you lock that door! 802 01:01:57,608 --> 01:02:00,228 - No! Not the fucking door again! - Oh god... 803 01:02:00,276 --> 01:02:03,145 Rusty! You wanna fuck around. Let's fuck around. 804 01:02:03,400 --> 01:02:04,571 Oh! 805 01:02:05,854 --> 01:02:09,116 Come on. Open the fucking door! I need that money, man! 806 01:02:09,141 --> 01:02:12,347 Steel plate. Don't worry. 807 01:02:12,651 --> 01:02:17,529 I don't know if I did it to keep out burglars or Sonny, when he gets like this. 808 01:02:18,207 --> 01:02:22,502 Go home and beat up wifey before I call the cops, you fucker! 809 01:02:22,527 --> 01:02:24,976 All right, fuck you, fuck you. You just fucked up. 810 01:02:25,008 --> 01:02:27,318 I'm coming back. I'm coming every fucking night. 811 01:02:27,343 --> 01:02:32,043 You don't pay me, I'll take a fucking scissor to every fucking wig you got in here! 812 01:02:39,264 --> 01:02:41,061 Motherfucker! 813 01:02:41,985 --> 01:02:45,459 So that's your... your boyfriend? 814 01:02:45,648 --> 01:02:47,801 He's not always like this. 815 01:02:49,818 --> 01:02:52,568 He's got this Italian Catholic... 816 01:02:52,603 --> 01:02:55,950 guilt and shame thing because he loves me so much. 817 01:02:55,975 --> 01:02:58,400 We're... we're working it out. 818 01:02:58,701 --> 01:03:01,616 This won't happen once I uh... 819 01:03:01,651 --> 01:03:06,027 have my operation to be all woman, you know. 820 01:03:07,209 --> 01:03:12,364 That's why I work teaching and sewing saving up for the day that I... 821 01:03:13,229 --> 01:03:15,137 become a real woman. 822 01:03:15,162 --> 01:03:18,820 You 're gonna become one of those he-she freaks? 823 01:03:18,845 --> 01:03:20,837 All she. 824 01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:23,756 After the... 825 01:03:24,766 --> 01:03:28,324 hormone shots and the operation. 826 01:03:31,939 --> 01:03:34,625 You're gonna cut off your dick and balls? 827 01:03:34,650 --> 01:03:38,420 Snip, snip, sweetheart. 828 01:03:38,445 --> 01:03:42,964 How could a man cut off his dick and balls? Why would you do that? 829 01:03:42,989 --> 01:03:44,982 Because... 830 01:03:46,857 --> 01:03:50,305 I'm a woman trapped in a man's body, honey. 831 01:03:50,330 --> 01:03:53,084 You 're no woman. 832 01:03:53,500 --> 01:03:56,935 I'm just not your idea of a woman, Walt. 833 01:03:57,896 --> 01:04:00,898 You're nobody's idea of a woman. 834 01:04:01,830 --> 01:04:04,211 They're my idea. 835 01:04:04,565 --> 01:04:10,816 Maybe I can under understand if... if... 836 01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:14,510 you wanted to be a woman, but... 837 01:04:16,555 --> 01:04:22,738 What I don't understand is... why a man wants to be an ugly woman. 838 01:04:35,423 --> 01:04:38,264 Open up! We ain't got all day! Come on! 839 01:04:38,289 --> 01:04:41,325 Walt! We didn't think you would come to Vinnie's house 840 01:04:41,350 --> 01:04:43,355 So we brought the party to you! Come on. 841 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:46,563 - Let's go. Let's go. Let's go... Come on, let's go. - We missed you. 842 01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:49,600 Hey, you guys. Is Waldo back here or what? 843 01:04:49,625 --> 01:04:53,069 Waldo Koontz is back. The man's a true hero. 844 01:04:53,094 --> 01:04:55,975 I'll never forget that day in that bank 14 years ago. 845 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,497 I heard it 43 times. I heard enough. 846 01:04:58,522 --> 01:05:01,356 - I don't wanna hear it again. - All right, I won't say it. I won't say it. I won't say it. 847 01:05:01,381 --> 01:05:03,449 Whatever happened to the other guy? 848 01:05:03,497 --> 01:05:06,821 You know, the other guard, Joe? Is he retired or...? 849 01:05:06,846 --> 01:05:10,667 No, no. He got a great job in Southeast Asia, something like that. 850 01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:12,775 - He is a smart guy. Right, Walt? - Right. 851 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:17,631 Walt. I hear you're thick with the she he's... or should I say long and thick? 852 01:05:17,656 --> 01:05:22,117 I'm taking speech therapy cos it's in the building. 853 01:05:22,142 --> 01:05:25,221 It's in the building, fuckhead. 854 01:05:25,246 --> 01:05:28,282 - Yeah, Mike. And he's doing great. - He is. 855 01:05:28,307 --> 01:05:32,971 Just I never thought I'd see Walt, The Wall Koontz, hanging out with drag queens. 856 01:05:32,996 --> 01:05:35,503 - They're better fucking looking than you. - Will you shut the fuck up? 857 01:05:36,339 --> 01:05:38,896 You're out. You out? 858 01:05:38,966 --> 01:05:39,928 I'll get it. 859 01:05:39,953 --> 01:05:41,903 - Paulie, are you out? - Yes, I�m out. 860 01:05:41,935 --> 01:05:44,403 - It's you and I, Vinnie. - Come on. Are we playing cards? 861 01:05:44,435 --> 01:05:46,172 - We're out, huh? - Yeah, yeah. 862 01:05:46,205 --> 01:05:49,039 Fellas, you remember Tia from the dance club? 863 01:05:49,064 --> 01:05:52,405 Walt, you remember Tia, right? 864 01:05:53,293 --> 01:05:54,527 Whoa. 865 01:05:55,483 --> 01:05:57,196 Jesus, you know what? We should go. 866 01:05:57,221 --> 01:05:58,834 - Look at the time. - Yeah, it's getting late. 867 01:05:58,859 --> 01:06:00,893 We should get outta here. 868 01:06:00,933 --> 01:06:02,401 Come on, you guys. 869 01:06:02,426 --> 01:06:05,358 - Fix the chips out later. - Come on. Come on. 870 01:06:05,383 --> 01:06:07,589 - Please. - Hey, hey. 871 01:06:08,497 --> 01:06:10,625 Hey, Tia. 872 01:06:10,650 --> 01:06:12,686 You're a real girl, aren't you? 873 01:06:12,711 --> 01:06:14,206 - Will you shut the fuck up? - What? 874 01:06:14,245 --> 01:06:17,305 Don't pay any attention to him. He's brain damaged from birth. 875 01:06:17,358 --> 01:06:20,019 Alright, hey Walt. Get your skinny ass... 876 01:06:20,044 --> 01:06:23,481 I'll see you next Saturday, alright? My house. Okay? 877 01:06:24,716 --> 01:06:26,478 How you doing? 878 01:06:27,766 --> 01:06:29,127 Okay. 879 01:06:29,794 --> 01:06:31,745 This is for you. 880 01:06:41,431 --> 01:06:43,916 I can put them in some water for you. 881 01:06:43,941 --> 01:06:46,418 Just let me know where the stuff is. 882 01:06:46,443 --> 01:06:48,584 - I got it. I... I got it. - It's okay. 883 01:06:48,609 --> 01:06:49,821 Relax. No, I'll do it. 884 01:06:49,846 --> 01:06:51,682 I'll... I'll... 885 01:07:04,144 --> 01:07:05,539 Oh. 886 01:07:05,852 --> 01:07:09,750 I know how much you like the tango so much, so uh... 887 01:07:10,320 --> 01:07:13,915 I made a tape of those songs that you like the most. 888 01:07:18,867 --> 01:07:21,714 Quality's not that great but... 889 01:07:24,517 --> 01:07:26,722 You get the idea. 890 01:08:06,237 --> 01:08:08,380 Thanks for the... the tape. 891 01:08:08,405 --> 01:08:11,791 Nice. Nice. Nice. 892 01:08:23,010 --> 01:08:24,484 Walt. 893 01:08:30,491 --> 01:08:33,220 Well, you never asked me to dance, so... 894 01:08:35,788 --> 01:08:39,276 - Now I can ask you. - No, I... I... 895 01:08:39,301 --> 01:08:40,985 It's okay. 896 01:09:07,784 --> 01:09:10,614 I don't have any money. 897 01:09:14,694 --> 01:09:17,581 Who said anything about money? 898 01:09:58,335 --> 01:10:02,425 Wait. Wait. I get it. 899 01:10:05,492 --> 01:10:07,319 What? 900 01:10:07,961 --> 01:10:10,319 Tommy paid you. 901 01:10:12,998 --> 01:10:16,185 He feels sorry for me. Didn't he? 902 01:10:18,272 --> 01:10:21,176 You feel sorry for me 903 01:10:23,325 --> 01:10:25,990 I feel sorry for you? 904 01:10:26,762 --> 01:10:28,909 No problem. 905 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:34,021 I never felt sorry for you, Walt. Until now. 906 01:10:58,747 --> 01:11:01,325 Take it easy, Walt. 907 01:11:07,298 --> 01:11:10,456 Shirley, Shirley bo Birley. 908 01:11:10,481 --> 01:11:12,954 Bonana fanna fo Firley. 909 01:11:12,986 --> 01:11:17,765 - Fee fy mo Mirley, Shirley. - Shirley. 910 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:18,961 Mary. 911 01:11:18,986 --> 01:11:21,462 Mary, Mary bo Birley. 912 01:11:21,487 --> 01:11:24,033 Bonana fanna fo Firley. 913 01:11:24,058 --> 01:11:27,841 - Fee fy mo Mirley, Mary. - Mary. 914 01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:29,453 A Little trick with Nick. 915 01:11:29,478 --> 01:11:31,682 Nick, Nick Bo-Bick 916 01:11:31,707 --> 01:11:34,267 Bonana Fanna Fo-Fick. 917 01:11:34,292 --> 01:11:38,263 Fee-fy-mo Mick Nick... 918 01:11:38,288 --> 01:11:41,402 Oh. Go girl. Go, girl. Go, girl... 919 01:11:41,427 --> 01:11:44,529 All right! All right, sweetheart. 920 01:11:44,554 --> 01:11:47,324 Very good, honey. Very good. 921 01:11:47,349 --> 01:11:50,559 Good song you picked. Good. 922 01:11:50,584 --> 01:11:52,577 What's next? 923 01:11:53,753 --> 01:11:57,499 Honey, I think that's it. You graduated. 924 01:11:57,841 --> 01:12:02,965 I thought you were gonna do some songs, some stuff to learn? Huh? 925 01:12:02,990 --> 01:12:05,701 Honey, I would love to keep taking your money. You know. 926 01:12:05,726 --> 01:12:09,796 But you're doing... You're doing really well, you know. 927 01:12:09,821 --> 01:12:12,161 And I made you a bunch of tapes. 928 01:12:12,186 --> 01:12:14,330 And, you know. You can go practice them. 929 01:12:14,361 --> 01:12:18,824 Why don't you come by tomorrow at 5. And you can pick 'em up, okay? 930 01:12:21,361 --> 01:12:23,427 - Okay. Good. - Okay. 931 01:12:23,452 --> 01:12:25,758 Thanks for meeting with us. Gentlemen. 932 01:12:25,783 --> 01:12:29,844 We've been discussing, this year's Gay Pride parade. 933 01:12:29,869 --> 01:12:35,624 And we felt that it would be important... well, a good idea, to show a united front. 934 01:12:35,649 --> 01:12:38,226 Synthesis, I believe. 935 01:12:38,251 --> 01:12:40,046 Right. Um... 936 01:12:40,336 --> 01:12:42,730 We felt, as gay Republicans 937 01:12:42,755 --> 01:12:47,342 We thought it would be a really good idea if we could all come together 938 01:12:47,367 --> 01:12:51,547 and show the world our likenesses, not our differences. 939 01:12:51,729 --> 01:12:54,054 To celebrate the... um... 940 01:12:54,213 --> 01:12:57,328 - Synthesis. - Right, synthesis. Uh synthesis. 941 01:12:57,353 --> 01:13:00,705 You 're very good. You are. 942 01:13:00,730 --> 01:13:01,997 Sorry, go ahead. 943 01:13:02,022 --> 01:13:06,250 We... We could march together as a united brotherhood. 944 01:13:06,275 --> 01:13:09,328 - What about the sisterhood? - Uh huh. - Yeah. 945 01:13:09,353 --> 01:13:11,849 We march on foot. No floats. 946 01:13:11,874 --> 01:13:16,052 Yeah. You think if you have no floats, we won't do drag cos we can't march in heels. 947 01:13:16,077 --> 01:13:18,344 Well, let me tell you something, honey. 948 01:13:18,397 --> 01:13:21,238 We can march to Lake Titicaca and back in stilettos. 949 01:13:21,263 --> 01:13:22,808 - So don't. - Hey, that's right. 950 01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:24,417 Hey, let's just calm down then. 951 01:13:24,448 --> 01:13:26,769 Aren't you guys the same group that, you know. 952 01:13:26,794 --> 01:13:29,910 Raised a shitload of money and give it to Bob Dole's campaign, and he... 953 01:13:29,956 --> 01:13:30,966 sent it back to me? 954 01:13:31,005 --> 01:13:34,192 No, that's because he would have lost support of the Christian Right... 955 01:13:34,217 --> 01:13:36,375 Exactly. Cos you're gay. 956 01:13:36,552 --> 01:13:38,829 You 're gay, that's why he sent it back. Aren't you ashamed? 957 01:13:38,854 --> 01:13:40,973 Alright, listen. You are right. 958 01:13:40,998 --> 01:13:43,992 We are different... but not in the way that you mean. 959 01:13:44,017 --> 01:13:48,680 We're different because you are ashamed of us, and we are not ashamed of you. 960 01:13:48,705 --> 01:13:53,564 Alright. Because as long as you get down on those Banana Republican knees and suck dick. Honey. 961 01:13:54,277 --> 01:13:56,951 You're all my sisters. 962 01:13:57,384 --> 01:14:00,109 And I love you. I do. 963 01:14:00,865 --> 01:14:04,234 God bless you... and fuck off. 964 01:14:20,675 --> 01:14:22,667 Ma? 965 01:14:25,077 --> 01:14:26,785 Ma? 966 01:14:27,621 --> 01:14:29,198 Ma? 967 01:14:32,768 --> 01:14:35,154 Oh, my... Oh, my God. 968 01:14:35,186 --> 01:14:37,377 Jacko... Jacko. 969 01:14:37,430 --> 01:14:39,919 Mr. Z, I didn't expect... 970 01:14:42,527 --> 01:14:44,296 Where's my mother? 971 01:14:44,321 --> 01:14:47,298 Leonard. Haven't I always been good to you? 972 01:14:47,323 --> 01:14:51,927 Good to me? You've always been g-good to me, Mr. Z. 973 01:14:51,952 --> 01:14:55,778 Didn't I help you get the mortgage on this place for your mother? 974 01:14:56,664 --> 01:14:59,594 You 're a saint, Mr. Z. 975 01:14:59,751 --> 01:15:03,089 I kind of treated you like a pet, didn't I? 976 01:15:03,795 --> 01:15:06,776 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 977 01:15:07,090 --> 01:15:09,082 Sit down. Leonard. 978 01:15:09,968 --> 01:15:15,103 We searched every step of Raymond's route 50 times and still no money. 979 01:15:15,128 --> 01:15:20,131 Mr. Z, don't you remember that I was the one that tipped you off? Don't you remember that. 980 01:15:20,156 --> 01:15:25,280 Uh-huh. And we searched every square inch of that asswipe leabag motel. 981 01:15:25,690 --> 01:15:29,164 - And still no money. - Mr. Z, please! 982 01:15:29,401 --> 01:15:33,797 I swear to you. I swear on my mother. I swear on my mother! 983 01:15:33,822 --> 01:15:35,815 Oh, your mother. 984 01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:39,741 She said she didn't know anything either. 985 01:15:40,202 --> 01:15:43,225 Even after we took her glasses. 986 01:15:44,879 --> 01:15:46,586 Mommy. 987 01:15:46,666 --> 01:15:48,658 And her hearing aid. 988 01:15:51,087 --> 01:15:53,079 And her teeth. 989 01:15:56,384 --> 01:15:58,375 Mommy. 990 01:16:00,887 --> 01:16:03,378 Mommy. 991 01:16:03,557 --> 01:16:05,549 And her little bird. 992 01:16:09,686 --> 01:16:11,678 Lucia no. 993 01:16:17,110 --> 01:16:22,256 Now, in exactly 20 minutes, Vance is gonna deliver your mother here. 994 01:16:22,330 --> 01:16:23,713 Don't worry about her. 995 01:16:23,738 --> 01:16:25,770 I told him to soothe her with a few milkshakes. 996 01:16:25,798 --> 01:16:27,646 And whatever the fuck else she could gum down. 997 01:16:27,671 --> 01:16:30,483 At the drive thru at Mickey Dee's. 998 01:16:30,538 --> 01:16:34,386 Now, if... and this is a big if', Leonard 999 01:16:34,673 --> 01:16:36,969 if you are telling the truth 1000 01:16:36,994 --> 01:16:39,354 Then someone in that hotel got my money. 1001 01:16:39,379 --> 01:16:43,107 I don't have it. I don't have it. I don't have it. 1002 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:48,115 If you're a good dog you'll fetch and retrieve it for me. 1003 01:16:48,471 --> 01:16:52,839 If you don't... I can only come to one conclusion. 1004 01:16:53,183 --> 01:16:57,605 Leonard, if you spend one dime that looks suspicious. 1005 01:16:57,646 --> 01:17:02,159 Next time, you won't be swearing on your mother. 1006 01:17:02,566 --> 01:17:04,973 You'll be swearing on her grave. 1007 01:17:10,157 --> 01:17:13,096 Who is it? It's Walt. 1008 01:17:13,492 --> 01:17:16,224 Oh, honey, come on in. The door's open. 1009 01:17:20,498 --> 01:17:22,972 Surprise! 1010 01:17:22,997 --> 01:17:25,605 - Yeah! - Ha, ha, ha... 1011 01:17:25,829 --> 01:17:29,193 Come on in the house. Come on. Surprise. 1012 01:17:29,825 --> 01:17:33,406 Happy graduation! Happy graduation! 1013 01:17:33,431 --> 01:17:34,904 Happy graduation! 1014 01:17:34,929 --> 01:17:36,302 Yeah, that's right. Sing it up! 1015 01:17:36,327 --> 01:17:39,963 Happy graduation! Happy graduation! 1016 01:17:47,805 --> 01:17:49,478 Yeah... 1017 01:17:49,503 --> 01:17:51,646 Alright, Walt. 1018 01:17:56,555 --> 01:17:58,194 Alright. 1019 01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:05,677 - Wanna dance? - I'd love to. But I have to go. 1020 01:18:05,702 --> 01:18:08,647 Bye, honey. Take care of yourself. You too. 1021 01:18:08,672 --> 01:18:12,185 Mr. "My Left Foot". This is the movie I was talking about. 1022 01:18:12,210 --> 01:18:16,362 "My Left Foot". This is for you to keep. Okay. It's very inspirational 1023 01:18:16,876 --> 01:18:18,060 Thanks. 1024 01:18:18,633 --> 01:18:20,625 Do you like my cufflinks? 1025 01:18:21,553 --> 01:18:24,118 And they really shoot BBs. 1026 01:18:27,516 --> 01:18:32,597 If you like this, I can get you another one. It's called "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." 1027 01:18:32,645 --> 01:18:35,539 Have you heard of it before? It's my favorite. 1028 01:18:35,564 --> 01:18:38,897 It's about this guy who's really misshape. like even worse than you. 1029 01:18:38,984 --> 01:18:45,340 And he falls in love with this beautiful fiery, wild, gypsy girl called Esmeralda. 1030 01:18:46,115 --> 01:18:48,522 She kinda looks like me. 1031 01:18:52,453 --> 01:18:54,625 Come on. Let's dance! 1032 01:18:54,650 --> 01:18:57,003 Pussy, pussy, pussy. 1033 01:18:58,358 --> 01:19:00,353 Pussy, pussy, pussy. 1034 01:19:00,378 --> 01:19:03,822 Oh, God. My tits are falling off. Falling down. 1035 01:19:03,847 --> 01:19:06,349 Here, you wanna see 'em? Here's what it is. 1036 01:19:06,374 --> 01:19:07,651 - No, no. - Alright. 1037 01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:10,117 Hello! Pizza, everyone! 1038 01:19:14,273 --> 01:19:17,534 - All right! - One's on the house. 1039 01:19:17,559 --> 01:19:20,123 Carmine, Carmine. Let me pay for it. 1040 01:19:20,148 --> 01:19:25,414 We got 'this. I got one, and Carmine and his folks are getting the other. I'll pay for it. 1041 01:19:25,439 --> 01:19:27,013 Hi, Carmine. Hi. 1042 01:19:27,038 --> 01:19:30,546 I have to get going. My father's waiting for me. Have to get back to work. A lot of work to do. 1043 01:19:30,571 --> 01:19:34,554 Carmine, why don't you have a drink? Come on, have a drink. 1044 01:19:35,829 --> 01:19:38,192 Let me touch your chest. Like this. 1045 01:19:38,761 --> 01:19:42,420 Girls! Take him down! Take him down! 1046 01:19:47,843 --> 01:19:49,585 No. You first. 1047 01:19:55,216 --> 01:19:57,313 My popper, good popper. 1048 01:19:57,338 --> 01:20:00,280 Give me a kiss, honey. Give me a kiss, honey. 1049 01:20:00,305 --> 01:20:03,241 - She's sweet, right? - God, how old is she? 1050 01:20:03,266 --> 01:20:05,202 She's a Leo. You know. 1051 01:20:05,227 --> 01:20:10,044 -I asked how old she was. - I... You know, I don't know. I.. 1052 01:20:10,069 --> 01:20:12,416 I met her, uh you know when she was wearing a uniform. 1053 01:20:12,441 --> 01:20:14,711 Oh, yeah? What kind of uniform? 1054 01:20:14,735 --> 01:20:18,144 You know, that school outfit or whatever. 1055 01:20:18,613 --> 01:20:23,217 - What school? - The little Catholic place down the street. 1056 01:20:23,242 --> 01:20:27,082 - Junior high? High school? - You know, yeah. You know. 1057 01:20:27,107 --> 01:20:28,749 Get to the shirt, come on. 1058 01:20:28,827 --> 01:20:31,078 Yeah! Carmine you're hot! 1059 01:20:32,917 --> 01:20:34,310 Yeah. Take it off! 1060 01:20:34,335 --> 01:20:37,402 Look at that. Oh, my God! Look at his stomach, Jesus Christ! 1061 01:20:37,427 --> 01:20:38,769 Carmine I love you. 1062 01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:46,737 Goddamn, Carmine! I sent you an hour ago! Come on! 1063 01:20:47,056 --> 01:20:48,266 Hey! 1064 01:20:49,467 --> 01:20:51,434 Let him stay! 1065 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:52,944 Hey! 1066 01:20:53,894 --> 01:20:57,048 Leave the guy alone. Leave him alone 1067 01:21:00,568 --> 01:21:03,323 Carmine, I love you! 1068 01:21:03,348 --> 01:21:05,331 Aww...! 1069 01:21:05,696 --> 01:21:08,132 Oh, my God. She shot me. 1070 01:21:08,157 --> 01:21:11,915 Oh, my God. I'm scarred! And the big contest is tomorrow night. 1071 01:21:11,940 --> 01:21:13,328 Oh, it was an accident. 1072 01:21:13,353 --> 01:21:14,836 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was an accident. - Oh God! 1073 01:21:14,860 --> 01:21:16,475 I told you not to wear those guns. 1074 01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,638 - Look, you 're so stupid! - Oh, no. I... 1075 01:21:18,663 --> 01:21:20,808 - Oh, Rusty... - Let me look. Oh, my god. 1076 01:21:20,833 --> 01:21:25,485 - I shot my best friend in the tit with my cufflink. - Alright... Alright... 1077 01:21:25,510 --> 01:21:27,400 - I didn't mean it. - Alright. 1078 01:21:29,759 --> 01:21:31,751 You know, um... 1079 01:21:35,555 --> 01:21:40,098 Honey, I never would have believed that we could have gotten through this together. 1080 01:21:40,286 --> 01:21:42,616 I mean, I can't believe that I could. 1081 01:21:43,917 --> 01:21:46,478 And I mean that I could... 1082 01:21:48,275 --> 01:21:52,319 you know, actually be of some kind of help to someone like you. 1083 01:21:54,363 --> 01:21:58,796 You know, the big hero and all you know. 1084 01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:03,305 I'm no big hero. I'm... 1085 01:22:04,832 --> 01:22:07,322 I'm... scared. 1086 01:22:12,421 --> 01:22:14,414 I need a drink. 1087 01:22:15,633 --> 01:22:18,170 What could you be scared of, huh? 1088 01:22:19,177 --> 01:22:21,423 What's the worst fear? 1089 01:22:21,448 --> 01:22:24,136 You know. That you'll fall on the street? 1090 01:22:24,765 --> 01:22:27,493 Someone will make fun of you? I mean, what? 1091 01:22:27,518 --> 01:22:32,013 I'm... I'm afraid that women won't want to sleep with me any more. 1092 01:22:32,105 --> 01:22:34,098 Well, guess what? 1093 01:22:35,692 --> 01:22:37,565 Some of them won't. 1094 01:22:44,616 --> 01:22:48,874 So you'll just have to find the ones that will, Walt. 1095 01:22:53,082 --> 01:22:55,288 And just remember 1096 01:22:55,876 --> 01:22:58,548 This is who you are, Waldo. 1097 01:22:58,573 --> 01:23:03,172 You 're Walt "the Wall" Koontz, a true hero. 1098 01:23:08,803 --> 01:23:10,726 Who's the little guy? 1099 01:23:11,264 --> 01:23:13,074 - Joe. - Joe. 1100 01:23:13,099 --> 01:23:16,805 - Joe and me were friends for years. - Um-hm. 1101 01:23:17,020 --> 01:23:19,065 Best friends. 1102 01:23:20,939 --> 01:23:24,039 He really wanted to better himself. 1103 01:23:24,651 --> 01:23:27,671 I really admired him. 1104 01:23:28,155 --> 01:23:32,414 He went to school nights and on weekends... 1105 01:23:32,617 --> 01:23:35,062 to learn computers. 1106 01:23:37,328 --> 01:23:39,578 Got a... 1107 01:23:40,165 --> 01:23:44,812 big job in Asia with computers. 1108 01:23:45,003 --> 01:23:47,872 I drove him to the airport... 1109 01:23:47,897 --> 01:23:50,098 And off, Joe went to Asia. 1110 01:23:50,123 --> 01:23:53,445 Two days later, the bank... 1111 01:23:56,652 --> 01:24:02,554 ...has... $200.000 missing. 1112 01:24:02,785 --> 01:24:05,713 Oh. Oh, Christ. 1113 01:24:05,738 --> 01:24:08,859 Somehow done from the inside with computers. 1114 01:24:08,884 --> 01:24:11,811 Nobody ever heard from Joe again. 1115 01:24:12,693 --> 01:24:15,918 I drove Joe to the airport. 1116 01:24:15,946 --> 01:24:18,841 Got used by my best friend. 1117 01:24:22,244 --> 01:24:24,950 I never told anybody that. 1118 01:24:26,081 --> 01:24:28,732 Some hero, huh? 1119 01:24:30,083 --> 01:24:32,374 Well... um. 1120 01:24:34,129 --> 01:24:37,727 Since it's confession night... 1121 01:24:37,831 --> 01:24:41,100 at Our Lady of Perpetual Disco. 1122 01:24:42,107 --> 01:24:45,991 I'm gonna tell you something that I've never told anyone. 1123 01:24:47,497 --> 01:24:50,019 I've got... 1124 01:24:50,226 --> 01:24:52,764 Mr. Z's money. 1125 01:25:00,808 --> 01:25:02,151 It's alright. 1126 01:25:03,856 --> 01:25:07,127 I got here, right when you were being rushed to the hospital. 1127 01:25:07,152 --> 01:25:08,727 You know. And uh. 1128 01:25:08,760 --> 01:25:11,595 And when the cops left, I went up. 1129 01:25:11,620 --> 01:25:14,170 You know. Cos Amber had given me, her key. 1130 01:25:14,195 --> 01:25:16,450 And told me where she had always hid her money. You know. 1131 01:25:16,475 --> 01:25:19,567 She always had some money set aside for her funeral. 1132 01:25:19,599 --> 01:25:22,080 cos she always knew that she was gonna die young. 1133 01:25:22,105 --> 01:25:23,558 And of course, she did. 1134 01:25:23,583 --> 01:25:25,690 You know. Poor baby. 1135 01:25:25,764 --> 01:25:27,887 So, where is it? 1136 01:25:36,514 --> 01:25:39,035 Right in here, honey. 1137 01:25:39,147 --> 01:25:43,044 Where Mama always knows where it is. 1138 01:25:44,066 --> 01:25:45,769 Right here. 1139 01:25:45,794 --> 01:25:51,809 In hips, ass and titty city, sweetheart. 1140 01:25:52,423 --> 01:25:55,408 It's gonna pay for my operation. 1141 01:25:55,604 --> 01:26:00,114 And when I come back you know, a new woman 1142 01:26:00,196 --> 01:26:02,693 I'm gonna give Amber a funeral. 1143 01:26:02,718 --> 01:26:07,490 And a monument and an eternal flame, honey. 1144 01:26:07,543 --> 01:26:10,285 Just like Princess Diana. 1145 01:26:10,455 --> 01:26:12,447 Wait a minute. You said that... 1146 01:26:12,540 --> 01:26:18,877 You said that you needed the money from the lessons, right? 1147 01:26:19,588 --> 01:26:23,102 What... I was your.. your cover? 1148 01:26:23,966 --> 01:26:27,077 So all the sewing jobs 1149 01:26:27,102 --> 01:26:29,937 The crying poor. 1150 01:26:31,932 --> 01:26:33,785 the... my lessons 1151 01:26:33,810 --> 01:26:36,888 That was all... that was all... 1152 01:26:36,913 --> 01:26:39,660 So that Leonard would not suspect you? 1153 01:26:41,507 --> 01:26:43,768 Wait a minute, honey. 1154 01:26:43,793 --> 01:26:46,674 So... you... 1155 01:26:51,324 --> 01:26:53,957 You used me cos of my condition. 1156 01:26:53,982 --> 01:26:56,222 Excuse me! 1157 01:26:56,384 --> 01:27:00,557 Check your playbill, Judge Ito. You came to me. 1158 01:27:00,582 --> 01:27:04,063 That's cos I needed help. And you used me. 1159 01:27:04,088 --> 01:27:07,897 Uh truth, baby? You wanna play fucking truth? 1160 01:27:07,922 --> 01:27:12,063 You needed someone you weren't ashamed to be crippled in front of. 1161 01:27:12,088 --> 01:27:15,207 All right? Someone you thought was so beneath you. 1162 01:27:15,261 --> 01:27:20,737 You know. A worse freak so you could feel superior and still be the big fucking man. 1163 01:27:20,781 --> 01:27:22,559 At least... 1164 01:27:23,102 --> 01:27:25,597 At least... I'm a real man. 1165 01:27:25,622 --> 01:27:30,249 Everybody, including Wolf fucking Blitzer on CNN 1166 01:27:30,274 --> 01:27:33,810 knows you don't think I'm a real man, honey. 1167 01:27:33,835 --> 01:27:36,630 All right, what? Cos I don't... What? 1168 01:27:36,655 --> 01:27:39,541 Shit in the woods? I don't shoot guns? 1169 01:27:39,566 --> 01:27:42,235 You know? I mean, let me tell you something, baby. 1170 01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:45,629 Alright. It takes a shitload more courage to wake up and face my life 1171 01:27:45,654 --> 01:27:48,768 than anything you've ever fucking dreamed of, all right? 1172 01:27:48,793 --> 01:27:51,302 You couldn't handle real adversity, honey. 1173 01:27:51,327 --> 01:27:52,285 That's the truth. 1174 01:27:52,310 --> 01:27:54,036 Truth? You want fucking truth? 1175 01:27:54,061 --> 01:27:56,798 You ain't gonna be a woman. You're never gonna be a woman. 1176 01:27:56,823 --> 01:27:59,110 You're an ugly fat faggot. There's truth. 1177 01:27:59,135 --> 01:28:01,018 You're an ugly fucking fat faggot. 1178 01:28:01,043 --> 01:28:03,657 Darling. I am more man than you will ever be. 1179 01:28:03,682 --> 01:28:05,230 And more woman than you will ever get. 1180 01:28:05,255 --> 01:28:07,983 - You wish! - Yeah, I do wish! All right, honey? 1181 01:28:08,008 --> 01:28:09,398 And if you didn't noticed. 1182 01:28:09,423 --> 01:28:11,185 And while the hate was pouring out of you, you didn't stutter once. 1183 01:28:11,210 --> 01:28:13,859 Now haul your sorry, fucking crippled ass out of my house. 1184 01:28:13,884 --> 01:28:15,597 Once and for all. Move it, gimpy. 1185 01:28:15,622 --> 01:28:18,068 - Watch your fucking mouth! - Or what? You'll beat the shit out of me? 1186 01:28:18,093 --> 01:28:21,202 - For starters, yeah! - Your days of beating the shit are over! 1187 01:28:21,227 --> 01:28:24,885 - Face it, Waldo, your hero days are over. Alright. - You're a fucking, fucking.. You're a fucking faggot. 1188 01:28:24,910 --> 01:28:27,738 I may be a female impersonator, but you my friend, 1189 01:28:27,763 --> 01:28:29,383 are a male impersonator! 1190 01:28:29,408 --> 01:28:30,256 Fuck you! 1191 01:28:30,281 --> 01:28:33,855 Yeah, life's a bitch so I became one! Honey. 1192 01:29:21,948 --> 01:29:23,527 Oh, my God. 1193 01:29:23,552 --> 01:29:25,475 Look who's here, Sal. 1194 01:29:25,502 --> 01:29:27,356 We gotta say hello. 1195 01:29:28,107 --> 01:29:29,436 - Hey, Walt. - Hi Walt. 1196 01:29:29,461 --> 01:29:30,897 - How you doing? - Hey, Tommy. 1197 01:29:30,922 --> 01:29:33,417 It's good to see you, man. Welcome back. 1198 01:29:33,442 --> 01:29:35,239 That's okay. 1199 01:29:39,780 --> 01:29:41,983 I'm going over there. 1200 01:29:42,205 --> 01:29:44,182 - We'll talk to you. - Right. 1201 01:29:54,526 --> 01:29:57,479 Hey. Walt. 1202 01:29:57,908 --> 01:30:00,260 - How are you? - Okay. 1203 01:30:00,270 --> 01:30:02,488 I've really missed you. 1204 01:30:02,725 --> 01:30:04,128 Well, thanks. 1205 01:30:04,153 --> 01:30:06,117 Mmm, flowers. 1206 01:30:06,142 --> 01:30:07,546 For me? 1207 01:30:07,908 --> 01:30:10,261 Not exactly. 1208 01:30:10,379 --> 01:30:12,411 Excuse me. 1209 01:30:19,266 --> 01:30:22,023 - Hi. - Hi. 1210 01:30:24,291 --> 01:30:27,042 I brought you some flowers. 1211 01:30:28,945 --> 01:30:30,909 Thanks. 1212 01:30:43,423 --> 01:30:45,823 You want to dance? 1213 01:32:07,425 --> 01:32:09,919 This fucking cunt did not deserve to fucking win! 1214 01:32:09,944 --> 01:32:13,635 She's not a true fucking beauty! This contest is fixed! 1215 01:32:13,660 --> 01:32:15,867 Hey, tell your stories walking, girls! 1216 01:32:15,892 --> 01:32:18,922 This group this way. You girls that way! 1217 01:32:18,947 --> 01:32:20,708 - Fine, Ms Perkins. - Bullshit! 1218 01:32:20,733 --> 01:32:23,564 This is what gives drag queens a bad name. 1219 01:32:23,589 --> 01:32:26,217 You two are banned from the contest next year. 1220 01:32:26,242 --> 01:32:30,273 - Maybe so, hefty. - Yeah. Because, you 're old and I�m young. 1221 01:32:30,298 --> 01:32:33,599 And I'm gonna live to piss on your fucking grave. 1222 01:32:40,747 --> 01:32:42,751 Hello, buzzard! 1223 01:32:52,357 --> 01:32:55,060 This is the first time I... 1224 01:32:55,212 --> 01:32:57,952 since this... happened. 1225 01:33:02,000 --> 01:33:04,258 I was real nervous. 1226 01:33:06,842 --> 01:33:08,835 But you were great. 1227 01:33:09,878 --> 01:33:11,914 You were great. 1228 01:33:11,998 --> 01:33:15,001 You were. I was nervous. 1229 01:33:19,572 --> 01:33:22,280 You just need to be around somebody. 1230 01:33:23,266 --> 01:33:27,072 I don't know, that... that likes you... you know. 1231 01:33:28,288 --> 01:33:30,580 Just the way you are. 1232 01:33:32,497 --> 01:33:36,301 Somebody else said that... to me. 1233 01:33:36,865 --> 01:33:42,405 Said. Some girls won't like you like this. 1234 01:33:42,550 --> 01:33:45,725 "You gotta find the one that will". 1235 01:33:47,397 --> 01:33:50,659 Yeah, well, they didn't bullshit you. 1236 01:33:50,684 --> 01:33:52,830 They told you the truth. 1237 01:33:52,975 --> 01:33:55,304 Whoever it was. 1238 01:33:55,646 --> 01:33:58,789 She must be a real good friend, huh? 1239 01:33:59,828 --> 01:34:02,113 Why do you say she? 1240 01:34:02,729 --> 01:34:07,780 I don't know. It sounds like something a woman would say. 1241 01:34:08,775 --> 01:34:11,201 Why? Was it a man? 1242 01:34:11,493 --> 01:34:14,566 Well, not... not exactly. 1243 01:34:16,205 --> 01:34:19,545 Well, whatever. Whoever it was... 1244 01:34:19,784 --> 01:34:22,498 sounds like a good friend. 1245 01:34:28,884 --> 01:34:35,805 Good evening, Mr. Koontz. If you hear anything in the building later tonight. 1246 01:34:35,830 --> 01:34:37,782 Like what? 1247 01:34:37,807 --> 01:34:40,324 Anything at all. Just ignore it. 1248 01:34:40,349 --> 01:34:42,812 Pretend it's not happening. 1249 01:34:44,022 --> 01:34:47,188 Do you know the phrase Two closed ears, one closed mouth? 1250 01:34:47,213 --> 01:34:49,320 That's my motto and I follow it. 1251 01:34:49,345 --> 01:34:52,589 To hear nothing, to see nothing, to speak nothing. 1252 01:34:52,614 --> 01:34:56,424 I... I don't care what goes on in this rat trap. 1253 01:34:56,449 --> 01:34:59,422 Who you think you're kidding? You've got the biggest ears, 1254 01:34:59,447 --> 01:35:03,156 the biggest nose and the biggest mouth of anybody I ever met. 1255 01:35:03,181 --> 01:35:06,168 Which makes you the biggest asshole. 1256 01:35:29,008 --> 01:35:31,001 Ooh, my wig! 1257 01:35:35,150 --> 01:35:38,585 Is everyone dry? Everyone dry. All right, girls. 1258 01:35:38,610 --> 01:35:40,715 - Good night. - Good night, Mama. 1259 01:35:41,354 --> 01:35:42,534 I love you. 1260 01:35:42,559 --> 01:35:44,674 We're starting on all new songs next week. Alright. 1261 01:35:44,699 --> 01:35:48,636 Hey, why don't we go upstairs and show Mr. "My Left Foot" that we won? 1262 01:35:48,661 --> 01:35:50,679 Walt is history, honey. 1263 01:35:50,704 --> 01:35:52,715 He doesn't like us any more. 1264 01:35:52,740 --> 01:35:53,786 I love you. 1265 01:35:53,832 --> 01:35:55,872 But I still like him. 1266 01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:57,702 Taxi! Hey! 1267 01:36:12,866 --> 01:36:16,410 - Get the fuck in here. - Wh... What? 1268 01:36:20,663 --> 01:36:22,289 Oh. 1269 01:36:22,649 --> 01:36:25,585 So it's that kind of party, is it? 1270 01:36:28,233 --> 01:36:29,885 Where's my money? 1271 01:36:29,910 --> 01:36:31,342 Honey, this is where I came in. 1272 01:36:31,367 --> 01:36:33,676 Do I look like someone who's got your money? 1273 01:36:33,701 --> 01:36:36,095 This looks like you got my money. 1274 01:36:36,120 --> 01:36:39,641 $25.000 deposit for an operation. 1275 01:36:39,666 --> 01:36:41,599 I earned that money. 1276 01:36:41,624 --> 01:36:47,619 $35.000 for a complete series of female hormone therapy. 1277 01:36:48,255 --> 01:36:54,323 $25.000 for extensive psychological testing before therapy. 1278 01:36:54,802 --> 01:36:57,424 Another $40.000 due. 1279 01:36:57,479 --> 01:37:00,408 You know, it costs a lot to look like a woman. 1280 01:37:01,057 --> 01:37:03,465 Too expensive to look this cheap. 1281 01:37:04,227 --> 01:37:05,835 Fucker. 1282 01:37:06,078 --> 01:37:09,107 Death is cheap... fucker! 1283 01:37:29,395 --> 01:37:31,102 Just give me my money. 1284 01:37:34,890 --> 01:37:36,053 You understand that? 1285 01:37:36,078 --> 01:37:38,566 Just give me my money and I'm not gonna hurt you. 1286 01:37:38,591 --> 01:37:40,422 Give him some more. 1287 01:37:40,447 --> 01:37:43,027 Give him some more. Give it up, you bitch! 1288 01:37:44,054 --> 01:37:46,247 No! Stop! 1289 01:37:46,413 --> 01:37:49,358 You shot him! Fuckers! 1290 01:37:49,952 --> 01:37:52,745 Let him go! Let him go! 1291 01:37:52,770 --> 01:37:54,035 - Please! - Why should I let him go? 1292 01:37:54,060 --> 01:37:56,128 Just let him go and I'll give you the money. 1293 01:37:56,153 --> 01:37:59,449 Rusty, don't do it! Don't do it! 1294 01:38:01,216 --> 01:38:03,546 - Walt!... Walt! - I'll kill him. 1295 01:38:03,571 --> 01:38:05,943 Fucking bitch! Faggot! 1296 01:38:06,858 --> 01:38:10,033 Don't kill that bitch till I get my money. 1297 01:38:11,118 --> 01:38:12,411 Stop! 1298 01:38:13,933 --> 01:38:15,610 Okay, hero boy. 1299 01:38:15,635 --> 01:38:19,439 On a count of three. No money, no rest of your life. 1300 01:38:19,585 --> 01:38:21,777 - Sound fair? - Okay. 1301 01:38:23,047 --> 01:38:24,317 It's in the bedroom. 1302 01:38:36,653 --> 01:38:40,183 Show me, you gimp fuck! Come on, show me! 1303 01:38:40,208 --> 01:38:41,817 Where's the secret... 1304 01:38:41,842 --> 01:38:42,829 Fuck! 1305 01:38:44,399 --> 01:38:46,532 Son of a bitch! 1306 01:38:54,913 --> 01:38:56,552 Fuck you! 1307 01:39:00,162 --> 01:39:02,820 Come on, you fuck! Quit your fucking sniveling. 1308 01:39:02,845 --> 01:39:06,914 Gotta knock that fucker down! Knock that fucker down! 1309 01:39:20,118 --> 01:39:21,769 You motherfucker, you! 1310 01:39:21,794 --> 01:39:23,834 Where's the fucking phone? 1311 01:39:31,589 --> 01:39:33,224 Come on, motherfucker! 1312 01:39:33,249 --> 01:39:34,881 Stop! Stop...! 1313 01:39:34,943 --> 01:39:36,335 She's got a gun. 1314 01:39:38,068 --> 01:39:40,045 - Oh shit! - Catch that cunt! 1315 01:39:40,070 --> 01:39:41,381 Go! 1316 01:39:48,936 --> 01:39:50,642 Mrs. Spivak! 1317 01:39:50,690 --> 01:39:54,101 Call the cops! Call the cops! 1318 01:39:54,126 --> 01:39:57,308 Go away, or I'll call the police! 1319 01:40:15,923 --> 01:40:19,112 You ain't going nowhere, you fucking gimp fuck! 1320 01:40:19,355 --> 01:40:21,089 Oh god... 1321 01:40:22,939 --> 01:40:27,842 Grace Kelly. "Rear Window", honey. Alright. 1322 01:40:29,269 --> 01:40:31,365 Where you at, motherfucker? 1323 01:40:35,539 --> 01:40:37,635 Thought you, fucking get away, uh! 1324 01:40:58,576 --> 01:41:00,320 Oh, God. 1325 01:41:26,377 --> 01:41:27,842 Fucker! 1326 01:41:45,771 --> 01:41:47,960 All right, girl. 1327 01:41:48,393 --> 01:41:50,547 Linda Hamilton. 1328 01:41:50,771 --> 01:41:53,346 Terminator... 2. 1329 01:41:59,266 --> 01:42:00,620 My money. 1330 01:42:02,178 --> 01:42:04,231 You clever bitch. 1331 01:42:04,634 --> 01:42:08,537 Sticking my money in your fucking ugly girdle. 1332 01:42:14,411 --> 01:42:15,873 Hold it. 1333 01:42:17,955 --> 01:42:19,385 Put down the gun. 1334 01:42:19,410 --> 01:42:23,088 Before your girlfriend here gets a chance to blow Liberace. 1335 01:42:23,702 --> 01:42:25,300 Put it down. 1336 01:42:28,286 --> 01:42:30,254 Now put it down. 1337 01:42:34,976 --> 01:42:36,470 Put it down! 1338 01:42:39,389 --> 01:42:40,982 Thataboy. 1339 01:42:43,050 --> 01:42:45,519 Now, why don't you slide it over here? 1340 01:42:46,202 --> 01:42:48,352 Aww...! 1341 01:42:56,979 --> 01:42:59,054 Walt Koontz and Russell Zimmerman. 1342 01:42:59,079 --> 01:43:03,543 - Can you confirm this self-defense story? - Yes. Self defense. 1343 01:43:03,567 --> 01:43:07,394 They were criminals. They were animals and brutes. 1344 01:43:07,419 --> 01:43:10,046 - They killed my mother's canary. - What? 1345 01:43:10,071 --> 01:43:11,616 They killed my mother's canary. 1346 01:43:11,641 --> 01:43:15,011 I called the police. Do I get a reward? 1347 01:43:15,036 --> 01:43:18,785 Now, the name's Ivana. I V A N A. 1348 01:43:18,873 --> 01:43:20,865 - Last name? - Man. 1349 01:43:20,890 --> 01:43:22,643 lvana Man! 1350 01:43:22,668 --> 01:43:25,944 I knew all night that something was gonna happen. Hi mom! 1351 01:43:25,969 --> 01:43:28,472 I won Miss Flawless for the third time. 1352 01:43:30,925 --> 01:43:31,800 Careful! 1353 01:43:31,825 --> 01:43:33,724 It's a shoulder wound. He'll be fine. 1354 01:43:34,772 --> 01:43:36,572 It's Mr. "My Left Foot"! 1355 01:43:36,597 --> 01:43:38,878 I'm sorry. Relatives only. 1356 01:43:40,518 --> 01:43:42,639 I'm his sister. 1357 01:43:48,774 --> 01:43:50,917 He's my sister. 1358 01:43:52,266 --> 01:43:53,921 Thank you. 1359 01:43:53,946 --> 01:43:56,437 - All right! - I'll visit you later. Bye, Rusty! 1360 01:43:56,462 --> 01:43:58,741 Community Hospital downtown, huh? 1361 01:43:58,766 --> 01:44:02,058 You got medical insurance? How you gonna pay? 1362 01:44:02,118 --> 01:44:03,673 Cash, honey. 1363 01:44:03,698 --> 01:44:05,401 Alright. New York Hospital. 1364 01:44:05,426 --> 01:44:08,169 And I want the best team of surgeons available. Alright. 1365 01:44:08,629 --> 01:44:10,801 What! You heard me, Nurse Ratched. 1366 01:44:10,826 --> 01:44:13,798 Alright. Burn rubber, girl. We're going uptown. 1367 01:44:20,051 --> 01:44:23,064 Lucky you didn't cut your balls off yet. 1368 01:44:35,075 --> 01:44:36,536 - Come on! - Come on, girls! 1369 01:44:36,561 --> 01:44:38,548 Get him! Get him! 1370 01:44:38,573 --> 01:44:40,770 You tried to kill my sister! 1371 01:44:42,196 --> 01:44:44,819 Mr. Z means Mr. Zero! 1372 01:44:44,844 --> 01:44:46,408 Come on! Get out of the way! 1373 01:44:46,433 --> 01:44:49,257 Get off of me! It's police brutality! 1374 01:44:49,282 --> 01:44:50,842 Get off of me. 1375 01:44:50,867 --> 01:44:51,888 Get off me. 1376 01:44:51,913 --> 01:44:53,933 We've got witnesses! Bitch. 1377 01:44:53,958 --> 01:44:57,876 - Get off of me. - Watch my crown! Watch my crown! 1378 01:49:38,770 --> 01:49:43,606 Subtitle edited by - Aorion - 1379 01:49:44,305 --> 01:49:50,940 Craving big poker? Feast your eyes on Venom. $5 million GTD. AmericasCardroom.com 104200

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