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You're going back and forth.
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You never go back and forth
with a mop.
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You go side to side to side.
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Where did you learn to mop?
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You filled out an application.
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Didn't I ask you
when you took this job?
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"I know how to mop.
Yes, I know how to mop."
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But you don't. You don't.
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This is how we mop at home.
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Well, it's not how we mop here, lad.
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It is not how we mop here, all right?
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Yes, Mr. Crolick.
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Side to side to side.
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And not too much soap...
that's expensive.
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My life does not suck.
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I've pictured this moment before.
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Over and over again.
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I saw it all very clear.
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Today is the last day of summer.
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I'll be committing some terrible acts.
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You'll most likely
hear about me on the news.
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You'll talk about me
and hear my actions.
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Shocked, terrified, disgusted even.
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But I won't feel sorry.
Not ever.
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Today is the day that I strike back.
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Extracted from DVD by
ForsakeN
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Tha�s what I thought.
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Hello?
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Hello? Excuse me.
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Yup.
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I'd like a room please.
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Is that your rig out there
blocking the driveway?
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I didn't park. I don't drive.
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You don't drive?
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No, I don't drive.
I don't have a car, man.
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Anyway, uh, 34 is ready.
She's all cleaned out.
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Tha�ll be $59.64,
and I need your driver's license.
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Shit!
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No, no, no, my friend.
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I'm telling you this is the best one
on the market for your money.
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I don't know.
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Looks kind of used.
Is it used?
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Oh no, my friend. I took it
out of the box this morning.
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That is why there's
some scratches on there.
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Let me...
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I can fix that for you.
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I'm so careless.
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Perfect! Like never happened.
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And for you, I put in
a brand-new video memory card...
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for free.
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Free?
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Free! Free, no charge.
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You can have it.
Just don't try to take it out.
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It... i�s a little bit stuck,
but it is not really a problem.
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Stuck?
What do you mean, "stuck"?
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Stuck-stuck, it won't come out.
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But y-you don't need to take it out.
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You stupid boy,
not too quick in the brain.
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You cannot take it out,
but you don't need to take it out.
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I�s good to go.
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You want to make movie, you need
the video memory card inside.
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You make a movie.
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Stop touching.
You want to buy, you buy.
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Asshole.
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Oh, yeah.
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One size fits all, my ass!
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Listen up, this is Joe.
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I'm a soldier of my destiny.
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I rule my destiny.
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And my destiny is...
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I'm Joe.
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Listen up, you degenerates you.
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This is Joe, and I'm the soldier
of my own destiny.
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My destiny.
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And... and I'm tired of you
degenerates telling me what to do.
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You... you degenerates.
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Today, I'm going to teach
the world a lesson.
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Today, I rule my own destiny.
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Today is the day
that Joe is going to show the world
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what he is capable of, with this.
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Fuck. Where's the...?
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Goddamn...
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On this historic day,
I will blow out your brain,
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and the blood
will wash away your sins.
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My life does not suck.
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How many more years
can I deny this?
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It does fucking suck.
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I am a failure. Tha�s what society
has labeled me to be.
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A meaningless nothing.
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A meaningless stain
smacked against the brick wall
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we call society...
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similar to these mustard stains
on the ceiling.
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I think i�s mustard.
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Anyway, it wasn't always bad.
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Middle school was okay.
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High school, tha�s when it got bad,
but I won't go into detaiI on that.
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I never really went back to school.
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Instead, I took matters
into my own hands.
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After a few years
of various odd jobs,
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I decided to get into business.
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The retaiI business was going sour
after a rapid market decline.
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Tha�s when I got into
my true passion... entertainment.
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I struck up a partnership
with my first rapper
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and got him on the right track
towards a record deal.
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Tha�s Timmy, the rapper.
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? Yeeeaaah?
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? Back on a block
like a flock of birds?
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? Ohhh?
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? In the Ferrari,
gettin' away from the popos?
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? Tha�s how I roll?
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? Switchin' the speeds,
I change the lanes?
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? Faster than the buses
and the airplanes?
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Yes, I killed that one.
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Yeah. Word, my dawg.
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Uh, hey, listen.
Uh, can we do it again?
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Just maybe this time
just a little faster, al right?
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Uh, yeah, word, yeah.
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I just wanted that shit
to sound real clear.
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Oh, yeah, it was...
it was clear, dawg.
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Um, but let me just check
with my sound engineer.
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Hey, engineer, was that clear?
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Yo, Joey!
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Joey, was that clear?
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Uh, yeah, tha�s clear, yeah.
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Hey, yeah, um, so it was clear.
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So le�s take it one more time,
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but this time, like I said,
le�s just do it a little faster.
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I'm gonna make my peeps proud.
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Okay. Um, good.
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Uh, engineer, go!
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Artist, go!
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? I'm gonna murder this track,
motherfucker!?
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I murdered that motherfucker beat.
I told you, man.
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The entertainment business
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didn't welcome me with open arms,
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so I had to get
into the food industry...
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the bottom of the food chain,
so to speak.
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Gregory!
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Gregory, how many times
do I have to tell you
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when the toilet
is plugged up like that,
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you have to get in there
and clean it thoroughly?
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Do you read me?
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You have to get in there
and clean out all the feces.
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Every little bit of it... every kernel
of corn tha�s stuck to the rim.
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Get the feces!
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Yes, Mr. Crolick.
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Don't Mr. Crolick me.
Get the feces!
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And it all went downhill from there.
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If you ever finish with that,
I need you to start on the ceilings.
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I'm supposed to clean the ceilings?
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I'm pretty sure I just said that.
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Of course you're supposed
to clean the ceilings.
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Look at them. They're filthy.
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You are not the sharpest tool
on the workbench, are you, lad?
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Wha�s going on in here, lad?
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Uh, just a little clog, Mr. Crolick.
I'm on it.
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Oh, clog? Well, come on,
we haven't got all month here.
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Dig deeper.
Get some strength into it.
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I'm trying, sir. There seems to be
something in there.
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Oh, get... use your shoulder.
Come on.
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Come on, get down in there.
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Use your shoulder.
Get it all in there.
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Tha�s it! There you go!
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Tha�s how you clear a toilet.
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That wasn't the end of it.
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One day Crolick did something
I'll never forget.
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Lad! Hey, lad!
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Yes, Mr. Crolick?
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Ah, everybody!
Everybody listen up!
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I understand that today
is your birthday.
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Yes, sir, it is.
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Well, I got something for you.
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Tada!
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Go on, go on, open it.
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Now you got a chance
to work your way up
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to the Employee of the Month Board,
aye?
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Well, go get the feces!
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I think he really liked it.
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I hope so. I can't take it back
once he's used it.
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That was it.
I had to do something.
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After 20 minutes on the internet,
I located a couple of guys.
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They were supposed to be
the real deal.
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I am Black Harry.
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That is Yuri.
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Yuli?
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Yuri!
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Hi, Yuri.
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Are you Antonio?
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Are you a police officer?
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No.
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Lift your top.
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What?
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Lift your top now!
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Now drop your bottom.
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What?
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Bottoms down!
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Okay. Okay.
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Desert Eagle Magnum from Israel.
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Is that an Uzi?
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00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:26,767
Fully auto, 9P.
201
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Do you want to see
something bigger?
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Yes.
203
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All right, I'll take those four
and the machine gun.
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Do you want the bullets?
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The bullets don't come with it?
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Well, how much are they?
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How much do you have?
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$137.
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00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:07,538
And 90 cents.
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You can have the junior.
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A junior...
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...for a junior.
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All right, I'll take it.
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But I want the bullets.
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After a long discussion with myself,
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my mind was set.
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It was time to strike back.
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I just couldn't let them
get away with it anymore.
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No more laughing.
220
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No more pushing me around.
221
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No more of this.
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This is my time.
223
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My time to show them.
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Fuck them all!
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All of them.
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I don't care. Fuck 'em!
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Happy birthday, kid!
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Today is the day
I strike back.
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Today is the day
that I make my mark.
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Today is the day that you're all
gonna stop and ask, "Why"?
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Yeah, Joey, i�s me.
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Look, um, I need a quick favor,
all right?
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No, Joey, I'm not at the arcade.
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I need you to focus for just...
for just two seconds, okay?
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00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:56,716
Now, listen, I need you to get me
the mailing address
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to CNN News, you got that?
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CNN News.
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Because I need it.
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Because I do.
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00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:10,729
Look, Joey. Just get your ass
on the internet,
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type in CNN, and call me back.
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00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,623
Hello?
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All right, hold on.
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And tha�s CNN?
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00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,900
Damn, what took you so long?
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All right, fine, whatever. Thanks.
247
00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,133
No, not today.
248
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Because.
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Just listen, Joey.
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I may not be seeing you for a while
or something like that, and um...
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And... and I just want you to know
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that you've always
been there for me, and...
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00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:43,661
No!
254
00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:45,127
No!
255
00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:46,992
What... what part of "no"
makes you think
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I wanna fuckin' go to Fun City
with you?
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I'm never going to Fun City
with you ever a-fuckin'- gain!
258
00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:55,071
You fuckin' retarded retard!
259
00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:35,971
Hi.
260
00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:36,837
Hello.
261
00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:38,442
I'd like to send this.
262
00:21:42,147 --> 00:21:45,310
You filled out
the wrong form there.
263
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,578
This is for international shipments.
264
00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:50,051
Get one of those blue forms.
265
00:21:50,155 --> 00:21:52,419
Actually, we are out
of those blue forms.
266
00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,048
I'm gonna get you one.
267
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:57,617
Fill out this blue form here
and bring it back to me in a second.
268
00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,323
Yeah, um, okay.
269
00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:02,992
Um, I'm in kind of a hurry,
so I you can just take this,
270
00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:06,435
and... and, uh, bend the rules
this one time, I'd appreciate it.
271
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:07,936
No can do, sorry.
272
00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:09,301
Just fill out that form.
273
00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:12,239
Uh, i�ll only take a minute.
Bring it back to me.
274
00:22:13,912 --> 00:22:15,140
Okie-dokie?
275
00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,141
Fucking coward.
276
00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:23,720
Pardon?
277
00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,456
I'm sorry, what?
278
00:22:27,626 --> 00:22:31,323
- Did you just call me a coward?
- Huh?
279
00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:34,489
A fucking coward?
Did you just do that?
280
00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:36,726
Answer me, little man!
281
00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:39,268
Did you just get the nerve
to call me a fucking coward?
282
00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:42,305
Huh, you little penciI stick!
You little titty-licker!
283
00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:45,172
Uh, can you give me the location
of a shipment service
284
00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:47,973
within a 5-mile radius please?
285
00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,445
You don't have one closer?
286
00:24:12,898 --> 00:24:17,198
Coleslaw, Coke, 21.
287
00:24:29,581 --> 00:24:30,513
Gregory!
288
00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:33,083
What are you doing here?
I thought I fired you.
289
00:24:33,252 --> 00:24:34,913
My favorite turd wrangler.
290
00:24:37,422 --> 00:24:39,617
Here, I figured out
what sign you are...
291
00:24:39,725 --> 00:24:42,057
Sagittarius with feces rising.
292
00:25:20,065 --> 00:25:21,259
Did you want something?
293
00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:26,831
He's on drugs or something.
294
00:25:28,106 --> 00:25:30,574
Probably forgot his plunger.
295
00:25:43,922 --> 00:25:48,086
You fuckin' pussy!
You fuckin' pussy coward!
296
00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:54,857
Come on, come on.
297
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,959
Just pull the trigger.
Just pull it.
298
00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:01,201
Look what they've done to you.
299
00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:03,706
Just go out there and make it right.
Just pull the trigger.
300
00:26:03,809 --> 00:26:06,209
Come on! Come on!
301
00:26:08,981 --> 00:26:12,439
You're gonna do this.
You're gonna make it right.
302
00:26:14,353 --> 00:26:15,718
Come on.
303
00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:20,620
Where are my buns?
304
00:26:20,726 --> 00:26:23,524
I want soft buns,
and I want them today.
305
00:26:23,695 --> 00:26:25,595
No, I called you two weeks ago,
306
00:26:25,697 --> 00:26:28,097
and the ones that you sent
were hard as rock.
307
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,599
I don't like hard buns.
308
00:26:29,701 --> 00:26:34,161
I like soft buns,
and I need them now, all right?
309
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:36,068
No, I am not getting excited.
310
00:26:37,175 --> 00:26:42,408
Now. Not tomorrow,
not next week, now. Thank you.
311
00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:46,377
Did she just look at me?
312
00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:04,363
Excuse me? Miss!
313
00:27:08,373 --> 00:27:11,137
Miss, excuse me!
314
00:27:11,243 --> 00:27:12,533
Hello?
315
00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:13,603
Hi.
316
00:27:13,712 --> 00:27:16,046
Hi. I'm not interested.
317
00:27:16,848 --> 00:27:19,248
What do you mean
you're not interested?
318
00:27:19,351 --> 00:27:21,080
Um, I just wanted...
319
00:27:21,186 --> 00:27:22,653
I'm not interested.
320
00:27:22,754 --> 00:27:25,086
Oh, hey, listen, I just...
321
00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,351
I'm sorry.
322
00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:30,724
I know this is weird,
but I saw you in there,
323
00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:32,763
and you were looking at me,
and I looked at you,
324
00:27:32,864 --> 00:27:35,128
so I just thought I would
just come out and say hello.
325
00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:37,963
Can I help you?
Do you need something?
326
00:27:39,104 --> 00:27:40,537
Why, do you have a boyfriend
or something?
327
00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:42,732
Is that why you don't want
to talk to me?
328
00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:49,780
Listen, hey,
i�s just like, you know...
329
00:27:51,216 --> 00:27:52,240
Tha�s kind of rude.
330
00:27:52,351 --> 00:27:53,613
Yeah, I am so happy
you called just now
331
00:27:53,719 --> 00:27:57,052
because the skinniest,
tallest little man
332
00:27:57,155 --> 00:27:58,622
is standing by me
and trying to talk to me.
333
00:27:58,724 --> 00:27:59,884
I think he's trying to ask me out.
334
00:27:59,992 --> 00:28:01,118
Tha�s not nice.
335
00:28:02,761 --> 00:28:04,160
Tha�s not nice.
You're being rude.
336
00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:05,524
I'm just... all I wanted to do is...
337
00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,621
All right, tha�s enough now, okay?
338
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,667
I'm just trying to be nice to you.
339
00:28:09,768 --> 00:28:12,134
You don't let people be nice to you.
I don't...
340
00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:13,397
- You know what?
- All right.
341
00:28:13,505 --> 00:28:14,631
No, listen.
You listen to me now.
342
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:16,139
Look at all these people
looking at you.
343
00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:17,674
- Nobody can see me.
- Listen to me.
344
00:28:17,776 --> 00:28:20,677
Listen... listen... listen to me.
Listen to me, listen to me.
345
00:28:20,779 --> 00:28:23,077
All right. All I wanted was
to talk to you for two seconds,
346
00:28:23,181 --> 00:28:25,046
and you can't even let me
talk to you for two seconds,
347
00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:26,947
but you're going to
because I have this,
348
00:28:27,052 --> 00:28:28,610
and we're gonna walk.
349
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,711
And if you try
to get away from me...
350
00:28:30,822 --> 00:28:32,517
Okay, le�s walk.
351
00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:34,421
Look at all these people
looking at you right now.
352
00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:36,323
Hi.
353
00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,558
Oh, you're right.
I'm doing this wrong.
354
00:28:39,664 --> 00:28:41,029
Now.
355
00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:43,628
We're walking
towards the restaurant.
356
00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:46,260
Look how natural we look together.
We look good together.
357
00:28:46,371 --> 00:28:47,668
We're gonna walk
past the restaurant,
358
00:28:47,773 --> 00:28:49,934
and we're gonna talk for just
two minutes... just two minutes.
359
00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,408
You can't talk to me for two minutes,
wha�s wrong with you?
360
00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:53,842
How drunk are you?
361
00:28:57,282 --> 00:28:58,249
Aah!
362
00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,341
You just shut up, bitch.
You just shut up.
363
00:29:00,452 --> 00:29:02,852
Don't you scream, or I'll shoot out
both your fucking eyeballs.
364
00:29:02,954 --> 00:29:04,148
Okay, okay.
365
00:29:56,007 --> 00:29:57,440
Goddamn it!
366
00:29:58,376 --> 00:30:00,936
Just tell me.
Just fucking tell me.
367
00:30:01,046 --> 00:30:03,037
Did you or did you not
give me a sign?
368
00:30:03,148 --> 00:30:05,116
You did, right?
You gave me a sign!
369
00:30:07,686 --> 00:30:09,620
Oh, you didn't! I knew you didn't!
370
00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:11,313
Oh, I'm just a fucking idiot.
371
00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:13,516
I always get this shit wrong
when it comes to girls.
372
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:14,649
I always fucking get...
373
00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:18,126
Don't you move, bitch!
Don't you move!
374
00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:20,461
See, I'm trying to be nice to you,
375
00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,294
and you fuckin' wanna run away
and tell on me?
376
00:30:24,436 --> 00:30:27,428
I had a fucking plan.
You fucked this up for me.
377
00:30:27,572 --> 00:30:29,506
You're a fuckin' seducer,
tha�s what you are!
378
00:30:29,608 --> 00:30:30,370
This is your fault!
379
00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:33,911
I was just eating my fuckin' lunch,
and you looked at me first!
380
00:30:34,012 --> 00:30:36,537
I didn't look at you!
381
00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:42,443
Fuck! The fucking cops!
Did you call them?
382
00:30:42,554 --> 00:30:43,646
I didn't call the cops.
383
00:30:43,755 --> 00:30:46,690
You're right. You could...
you could not have called the cops.
384
00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:49,419
Somebody called the cops, though,
didn't they?
385
00:30:49,594 --> 00:30:51,494
This is what we're gonna do.
386
00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:54,656
We're gonna walk. I�s not very far.
We're gonna walk out of here.
387
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,391
Yes, we are.
We're gonna fuckin' walk,
388
00:30:56,501 --> 00:31:01,336
and if you move or if you scream,
I'm gonna shoot you in the face.
389
00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:03,707
Okay, le�s go.
390
00:31:03,808 --> 00:31:07,574
I don't fucking give a shit
about shit.
391
00:31:11,149 --> 00:31:14,380
- Where are we going?
- Don't talk, or I'll shoot you.
392
00:31:15,687 --> 00:31:17,552
Eyes forward.
393
00:31:18,557 --> 00:31:22,721
Don't make this hard on me.
I'm having a very bad day.
394
00:31:25,263 --> 00:31:27,390
Sir, please just let me go.
395
00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:29,990
I swear to God I'm not gonna tell
anybody anything about you.
396
00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:30,999
I don't even know you.
397
00:31:31,102 --> 00:31:33,036
Do I look like an idiot to you?
398
00:31:42,214 --> 00:31:45,809
Stop looking so nervous.
You're so damn obvious.
399
00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:57,123
Don't you move, or I'll shoot you.
400
00:32:00,899 --> 00:32:02,457
The key doesn't work
401
00:32:05,904 --> 00:32:08,464
Stop! Come back here!
402
00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,240
You stabbed me, bitch!
403
00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:18,814
Come on. Come here.
404
00:32:19,951 --> 00:32:21,851
Don't make me shoot you, lady.
405
00:32:21,953 --> 00:32:23,352
Please!
406
00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:26,890
I'm sorry.
407
00:32:28,093 --> 00:32:30,527
Okay. So walk.
408
00:32:30,629 --> 00:32:32,893
And don't you fucking try to move.
409
00:32:32,998 --> 00:32:34,431
Okay.
410
00:32:44,476 --> 00:32:46,637
- Please let me go.
- I can't let you go.
411
00:32:46,745 --> 00:32:50,442
- Just let me go.
- I can't. You'll tell on me.
412
00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:55,544
No!
413
00:33:00,158 --> 00:33:03,321
So you think this is the guy...
Gregory?
414
00:33:03,428 --> 00:33:05,726
Well, I'm not actually saying that.
415
00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:10,267
I'm actually implying
that it could be him.
416
00:33:10,368 --> 00:33:13,804
I mean, those could be
his bullets there.
417
00:33:13,905 --> 00:33:16,430
So you think that it might be him?
418
00:33:16,608 --> 00:33:19,372
Right, yeah. Well, I...
tha�s what I'm implying.
419
00:33:19,477 --> 00:33:22,913
I'm just... I'm not really saying it.
You know.
420
00:33:23,081 --> 00:33:27,677
So, you're making an implication
but you're not actually saying it?
421
00:33:29,721 --> 00:33:30,983
Yeah, yeah.
422
00:33:31,156 --> 00:33:32,885
Well, you know
we can't make an arrest
423
00:33:33,058 --> 00:33:35,219
solely on your implications, right?
424
00:33:59,718 --> 00:34:03,176
Oh, man. I fuckin' blew it.
425
00:34:07,325 --> 00:34:08,792
This is great.
426
00:34:18,002 --> 00:34:19,094
Fuck.
427
00:34:20,972 --> 00:34:22,371
Fuck!
428
00:34:25,777 --> 00:34:27,210
Just when everything
was gonna happen,
429
00:34:27,312 --> 00:34:29,678
I fuckin' blew it. I blew it.
430
00:34:30,648 --> 00:34:31,945
Now a fuckin' hostage.
431
00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:35,611
What the fuck am I gonna do
with a hostage?
432
00:34:38,189 --> 00:34:42,285
Goddamn it.
What a fuckin' mess.
433
00:34:46,464 --> 00:34:47,988
Fuck.
434
00:34:49,467 --> 00:34:51,230
Do you think
this is gonna get infected?
435
00:35:03,214 --> 00:35:04,647
Hello?
436
00:35:04,816 --> 00:35:06,511
Time's up!
437
00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:07,881
What?
438
00:35:07,986 --> 00:35:11,046
Half a day is gone.
Pay up or be gone.
439
00:35:11,156 --> 00:35:13,556
Oh, shit!
I only paid for half a day?
440
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,923
Oh, shit.
441
00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:26,265
Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks?
442
00:35:32,243 --> 00:35:33,972
Come on. Are you comin'?
443
00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:35,511
Fuck.
444
00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:39,849
Jesus Christ! How long are you
gonna make me stand out here?
445
00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:55,726
Listen. I'm gonna go pay this man,
and if you scream...
446
00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:07,677
Look, you got to pay
if you want to stay.
447
00:36:07,779 --> 00:36:09,041
Tha�s the way that it works.
448
00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:11,081
I don't make the rules.
I just got to pay the bills.
449
00:36:11,249 --> 00:36:13,308
The only way I can pay the bills
is if you give me money.
450
00:36:13,418 --> 00:36:16,751
So if you're staying, give me money.
If you're going, get the hell out.
451
00:36:16,921 --> 00:36:20,186
So is there anything else
that you could tell us about him?
452
00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,122
What was his position?
453
00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:23,925
He was a...
454
00:36:24,095 --> 00:36:26,086
You got to get one more out!
455
00:36:26,264 --> 00:36:27,731
Part-time custodian.
456
00:36:27,899 --> 00:36:29,764
And you fired him because...?
457
00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:33,736
I fired him
because he couldn't do the toilets.
458
00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:35,772
- The toilet?
- The toilets.
459
00:36:35,874 --> 00:36:38,206
He truly didn't care
about his position.
460
00:36:38,309 --> 00:36:40,607
I didn't have a choice in the matter.
461
00:36:40,778 --> 00:36:43,269
So you let him go because
he couldn't clean the toilets?
462
00:36:43,448 --> 00:36:44,506
Yes.
463
00:36:56,661 --> 00:36:57,992
Thanks.
464
00:36:58,162 --> 00:37:01,154
I'll pay you back, I promise.
465
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,827
This really isn't like me.
466
00:37:03,935 --> 00:37:08,634
All this stuff...
especially with money.
467
00:37:10,108 --> 00:37:13,635
I promise I will pay you back.
I don't like to borrow.
468
00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:16,839
So please, what are you gonna do?
469
00:37:21,486 --> 00:37:23,511
Listen, you know,
if you wanna rob the place,
470
00:37:23,621 --> 00:37:25,555
I really don't care...
I swear to God.
471
00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:29,051
You mean the restaurant?
472
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,425
Yeah, I swear to God,
I won't tell anyone.
473
00:37:36,868 --> 00:37:37,698
Shit.
474
00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:49,608
Why couldn't you just say hi to me?
475
00:37:49,714 --> 00:37:52,615
Wha�s so hard
about saying hi to somebody?
476
00:37:52,717 --> 00:37:55,083
I don't talk to strangers.
I'm sorry.
477
00:37:56,721 --> 00:37:58,882
Well, I'm Joe.
478
00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:03,325
And you are?
479
00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,353
Linda.
480
00:38:06,531 --> 00:38:08,231
Linda, what is that,
like a nickname or something?
481
00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,266
What?
482
00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:11,897
Yeah. On your license,
when I was paying that guy,
483
00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:14,836
I saw in your license
it said Stephanie.
484
00:38:15,006 --> 00:38:15,973
So, which one do you prefer?
485
00:38:16,074 --> 00:38:18,042
Do you prefer Linda
or do you prefer Stephanie?
486
00:38:18,142 --> 00:38:19,336
Stephanie is fine.
487
00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:20,807
So why do you have
a license anyway?
488
00:38:20,912 --> 00:38:22,539
I noticed you didn't have a car.
489
00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:26,379
I�s in the shop.
I�s being repainted.
490
00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:32,422
Yeah, mine, too.
491
00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:33,846
Sir.
492
00:38:35,393 --> 00:38:40,456
Joe, please just let me go, okay?
493
00:38:40,565 --> 00:38:42,965
I have a 5-year-old son at home,
and he's alone,
494
00:38:43,067 --> 00:38:45,126
and I have to go be with him.
495
00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:46,736
Please.
496
00:38:46,904 --> 00:38:48,531
You have a 5-year-old son?
497
00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:52,103
Really?
498
00:38:56,114 --> 00:38:56,978
Wha�s his name?
499
00:38:57,715 --> 00:38:59,307
Brandon.
500
00:39:01,152 --> 00:39:02,642
Brandon.
501
00:39:07,892 --> 00:39:10,793
Why didn't you have any pictures
of him in your wallet?
502
00:39:11,329 --> 00:39:12,591
What do you mean?
503
00:39:12,764 --> 00:39:14,288
What the fuck do you take me for?
504
00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:16,626
Do you think I'm a fuckin' idiot?
505
00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:37,247
- So I guess we're done.
- Yeah.
506
00:39:37,422 --> 00:39:38,855
Wait a minute. Hold...
507
00:39:38,956 --> 00:39:40,583
Now, hang on, what about me?
508
00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:41,488
What about you?
509
00:39:41,659 --> 00:39:43,092
I could be in danger here.
510
00:39:43,194 --> 00:39:45,856
I mean, who knows
what this kid is capable of.
511
00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:47,554
Kids these days? Come on.
512
00:39:47,665 --> 00:39:51,658
But we absolutely have no proof
that he dropped those bullets.
513
00:39:51,836 --> 00:39:53,235
No threat, no motive,
514
00:39:53,337 --> 00:39:58,036
so we can't officially charge anyone.
515
00:39:59,277 --> 00:40:00,608
What are you implying?
516
00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:02,943
- No, we're saying it.
- You know what?
517
00:40:03,047 --> 00:40:06,448
I think you should just relax
and just go on with your day.
518
00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:08,209
Try a little chamomile tea.
519
00:40:08,386 --> 00:40:12,083
Okay.
520
00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:15,382
What am I doing?
521
00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:17,085
Should I just run?
522
00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:20,460
Yeah, I'm gonna just run.
523
00:40:20,565 --> 00:40:22,089
What about her?
524
00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,930
Who is she gonna tell?
525
00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:27,070
Yeah, she'll tell.
526
00:40:59,003 --> 00:41:01,733
Oh, pussy.
527
00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:43,111
No!
528
00:41:59,297 --> 00:42:00,787
Miss?
529
00:42:01,265 --> 00:42:03,790
Oh. Oh, shit.
530
00:42:19,450 --> 00:42:21,213
I've never hit a girl before.
531
00:42:21,319 --> 00:42:23,310
Never really hit a dude either.
532
00:42:23,421 --> 00:42:27,323
Now I hit a girl before a guy. Fuck.
533
00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:31,088
Not a good way to start a relation...
or friendship.
534
00:42:31,195 --> 00:42:32,924
No. I don't know.
535
00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:36,329
What the hell do I call it?
An interaction?
536
00:43:12,303 --> 00:43:14,794
I brought you a snack.
537
00:43:27,752 --> 00:43:29,014
What? No appetite?
538
00:43:31,055 --> 00:43:32,215
Okay.
539
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,329
Excuse me.
540
00:44:48,099 --> 00:44:49,532
- Mr. Crolick.
- Gosh!
541
00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:52,228
Jason. Come on, kid.
542
00:44:52,336 --> 00:44:54,566
Come here, come here, come here.
Over here, over here.
543
00:44:54,672 --> 00:44:56,537
- The bathrooms are cleaned, sir.
- Are they?
544
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,834
- Yeah.
- Good.
545
00:44:58,009 --> 00:45:00,500
You... you sure looked
like you're doing a good job.
546
00:45:00,678 --> 00:45:02,009
Oh, well.
547
00:45:02,113 --> 00:45:04,513
Listen. Hey, Jason, you seen...?
548
00:45:04,615 --> 00:45:07,482
Have you seen anything suspicious
going on around here?
549
00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:11,715
Well, in one of the toilets
I saw an unusually large...
550
00:45:11,822 --> 00:45:13,756
No, no, not that, not that.
551
00:45:13,858 --> 00:45:16,725
I mean, around here.
552
00:45:17,995 --> 00:45:19,519
- Here?
- Yeah.
553
00:45:23,234 --> 00:45:25,702
Never mind. Never mind.
554
00:45:25,803 --> 00:45:28,533
Listen, you are a fine boy.
555
00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:29,901
You really are.
556
00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:31,668
I'm proud of you, lad.
557
00:45:31,842 --> 00:45:33,275
- You keep up the good work.
- Okay, sir.
558
00:45:33,377 --> 00:45:34,173
- All right?
- Yeah.
559
00:45:34,278 --> 00:45:35,973
- Take care.
- Okay. All right.
560
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,275
Atatat, go this way, this way.
561
00:45:38,382 --> 00:45:39,872
- Right.
- Okay.
562
00:45:39,984 --> 00:45:41,611
Right you are.
563
00:45:42,686 --> 00:45:44,984
Oh, Jesus.
564
00:46:01,405 --> 00:46:02,929
Sorry.
565
00:46:07,244 --> 00:46:09,838
Oh, you work at a hospital.
566
00:46:10,014 --> 00:46:12,346
What are you? A doctor?
567
00:46:20,658 --> 00:46:24,253
Listen, I'm really sorry
about hitting you.
568
00:46:24,428 --> 00:46:25,690
But what else
was I supposed to do?
569
00:46:25,796 --> 00:46:27,730
I mean, you're coming at me
with a knife.
570
00:46:27,898 --> 00:46:30,230
Please take this off.
571
00:46:30,801 --> 00:46:31,597
What?
572
00:46:31,702 --> 00:46:33,897
Let me go.
573
00:47:01,132 --> 00:47:03,066
Are you gonna rape me?
574
00:47:05,102 --> 00:47:06,535
What?
575
00:47:07,138 --> 00:47:11,097
No. I'm not gonna rape you.
I'm not a sicko.
576
00:47:17,648 --> 00:47:20,412
Joe, I really don't care what you do.
577
00:47:21,252 --> 00:47:23,015
I really don't care
if you rob that place.
578
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,782
I promise I'm not gonna tell anyone.
579
00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,454
Joe, I give you my word, okay?
580
00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:31,618
I swear to God
I'm not gonna tell anyone.
581
00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:33,720
Honestly, I don't even know
what you look like.
582
00:47:33,831 --> 00:47:38,564
Yeah. I suppose I have one
of those unrememberable faces.
583
00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:43,265
Tha�s not what I meant.
584
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,204
People don't get me, you know.
585
00:47:48,679 --> 00:47:53,446
When I was 7 years old,
I thought that I would own the world,
586
00:47:53,551 --> 00:47:54,518
you know what I mean?
587
00:47:54,618 --> 00:47:56,142
I mean not really, not literally,
588
00:47:56,253 --> 00:48:00,189
but I really thought
I was on to something big.
589
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:03,423
But I wasn't.
590
00:48:10,935 --> 00:48:13,529
Red Star Buffet.
591
00:48:14,805 --> 00:48:17,797
That sounds nice.
Is it fancy?
592
00:48:18,909 --> 00:48:24,781
Oh, looks like I'm not
the only criminal in the house.
593
00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:41,329
Whip it up with miracle mix.
594
00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:42,865
I did.
595
00:48:43,701 --> 00:48:45,293
More miracle mix, please.
596
00:48:45,402 --> 00:48:47,029
Mr. Crolick, I already made
a whole batch.
597
00:48:47,204 --> 00:48:50,537
Don't "Mr. Crolick" me.
Just do as I say.
598
00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:53,541
More miracle mix.
599
00:48:53,711 --> 00:48:56,509
People, listen up.
600
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,776
My meat will not be taken for granted
in this kitchen.
601
00:49:00,884 --> 00:49:05,878
When we're dealing with my meat,
we always use an extender.
602
00:49:13,998 --> 00:49:17,399
This is good.
This is really good.
603
00:49:17,501 --> 00:49:20,026
I don't really smoke that much.
604
00:49:23,073 --> 00:49:24,472
Me neither.
605
00:49:24,575 --> 00:49:26,270
It calms me down.
606
00:49:27,978 --> 00:49:30,173
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
607
00:49:30,281 --> 00:49:32,715
Well, it easily makes me paranoid.
608
00:49:34,852 --> 00:49:36,251
Really?
609
00:49:36,353 --> 00:49:38,048
No, not really.
610
00:49:39,023 --> 00:49:43,687
But seriously,
can I ask you something?
611
00:49:45,696 --> 00:49:48,631
Why didn't you talk to me
when I approached you earlier?
612
00:49:48,799 --> 00:49:52,200
You... you can tell me the truth.
I won't get mad, I promise.
613
00:49:52,303 --> 00:49:56,262
You know, honestly, it has
nothing to do with you. I�s me.
614
00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,001
No, don't say that. Come on.
615
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:05,210
I don't know.
Maybe i�s your voice.
616
00:50:05,382 --> 00:50:06,644
My voice?
617
00:50:07,184 --> 00:50:10,085
The way you were talking.
It was kind of weird at first.
618
00:50:14,325 --> 00:50:16,122
I think I smelled something.
619
00:50:16,894 --> 00:50:17,918
Was it me?
620
00:50:20,164 --> 00:50:21,392
I don't smell anything.
621
00:50:21,498 --> 00:50:23,932
Can I ask you something?
622
00:50:24,601 --> 00:50:27,126
Why'd you decide to approach me?
623
00:50:27,237 --> 00:50:29,000
I told you,
I thought we had a moment,
624
00:50:29,106 --> 00:50:32,564
you know, the way
we looked at each other.
625
00:50:33,043 --> 00:50:35,739
I was just trying to be spontaneous.
626
00:50:35,913 --> 00:50:37,904
I'll never do that again.
627
00:50:47,157 --> 00:50:48,647
Do you hear that?
628
00:50:53,297 --> 00:50:54,764
Where is that coming from?
629
00:50:55,432 --> 00:50:57,195
From the tub, I think.
630
00:51:04,007 --> 00:51:05,133
You're gonna break it.
631
00:51:05,242 --> 00:51:08,109
I don't care. This isn't my house.
632
00:51:15,552 --> 00:51:16,951
Shit!
633
00:51:17,054 --> 00:51:18,214
Shit, tha�s big!
634
00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:23,221
Ken, working hard, I see.
635
00:51:23,327 --> 00:51:25,261
Chopping onions.
636
00:51:25,362 --> 00:51:28,229
Chop, chop.
637
00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:31,494
Really slowly.
638
00:51:32,603 --> 00:51:35,629
Hey listen, Ken, have you, uh...
639
00:51:35,739 --> 00:51:39,402
have you seen anything
out of the ordinary here lately?
640
00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:40,499
I don't know.
641
00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:45,344
No, I mean, anything
out of the normal, le�s say.
642
00:51:45,449 --> 00:51:46,916
I don't know.
643
00:51:47,017 --> 00:51:50,817
Have you seen Gregory today?
644
00:51:51,855 --> 00:51:56,258
Not today. I saw him yesterday,
but I didn't see him today.
645
00:51:56,927 --> 00:51:58,394
Right.
646
00:52:00,798 --> 00:52:02,698
You're happy working here,
aren't you?
647
00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:06,328
I mean you're a happy worker, right?
648
00:52:06,437 --> 00:52:08,064
I�s okay.
649
00:52:08,172 --> 00:52:11,300
Not disgruntled in the least?
650
00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,236
Yeah.
651
00:52:13,343 --> 00:52:15,368
I like... I like working here, too.
652
00:52:16,413 --> 00:52:21,180
Great job. Great, great job.
Good benefits.
653
00:52:28,392 --> 00:52:32,419
All right. Well, listen,
i�s been great rappin' with you,
654
00:52:32,529 --> 00:52:35,589
and, uh, you carry on, okay?
655
00:52:35,699 --> 00:52:38,668
Catch you on the flip-flop.
656
00:52:38,969 --> 00:52:41,199
I'm just one of the guys.
657
00:53:04,828 --> 00:53:07,797
Right. Carry on.
658
00:53:12,803 --> 00:53:15,465
Say something cool.
659
00:53:15,639 --> 00:53:17,504
Come on.
660
00:53:17,608 --> 00:53:19,405
Nah, wait.
661
00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:21,410
Just be natural.
662
00:53:21,512 --> 00:53:22,843
You don't have to think at all.
663
00:53:22,946 --> 00:53:27,474
Just don't try so hard.
Just be smooth.
664
00:53:27,584 --> 00:53:32,351
Oh, no. Let her talk.
She'll think of something.
665
00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:34,357
Nah.
666
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,926
Think of something cool.
667
00:53:37,327 --> 00:53:38,794
I...
668
00:53:40,197 --> 00:53:43,325
I always felt bad for the lobsters.
669
00:53:43,433 --> 00:53:47,631
You know the lobsters in those
big glass sinks in the supermarket?
670
00:53:48,338 --> 00:53:52,866
They're just in there
piled on top of each other.
671
00:53:52,976 --> 00:53:58,437
This one time, me and Joey,
my friend,
672
00:53:58,549 --> 00:54:01,450
we got obliterated,
and we went down there,
673
00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:03,349
and we were staring at them,
674
00:54:03,453 --> 00:54:09,255
and I kept thinking, "I wonder
what they're thinking," you know?
675
00:54:09,359 --> 00:54:11,452
I mean, they're in there,
676
00:54:11,562 --> 00:54:13,427
and they can see us
through those glass walls,
677
00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:16,931
and we must look
like giants to them.
678
00:54:18,068 --> 00:54:21,265
Then they're just there
and just hanging out,
679
00:54:21,371 --> 00:54:23,839
waiting for their turn
to go into the pot.
680
00:54:25,609 --> 00:54:27,304
What a life.
681
00:54:27,978 --> 00:54:29,343
Man.
682
00:54:30,547 --> 00:54:31,639
Hey, Joe.
683
00:54:32,616 --> 00:54:33,674
Yeah?
684
00:54:34,718 --> 00:54:36,879
What are you gonna do?
685
00:54:36,987 --> 00:54:39,114
I don't know.
686
00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:47,220
What are you gonna do with me?
687
00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:51,933
I don't know.
688
00:54:53,203 --> 00:54:55,501
We could talk.
689
00:54:55,606 --> 00:54:57,164
Do you wanna just talk?
690
00:55:04,781 --> 00:55:07,409
I'm so tired.
691
00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:11,883
I'm just really, really tired.
692
00:55:13,323 --> 00:55:15,291
Of everything, you know.
693
00:55:17,828 --> 00:55:20,353
I'm just so tired.
694
00:55:29,206 --> 00:55:31,106
I wrote a book once.
695
00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,334
You did?
696
00:55:32,442 --> 00:55:33,500
Yeah.
697
00:55:33,610 --> 00:55:35,100
Tha�s cool.
What was it about?
698
00:55:35,212 --> 00:55:37,476
Well, i�s a novel,
699
00:55:37,581 --> 00:55:40,607
and, um, the main character...
he, um... he has this dream
700
00:55:40,717 --> 00:55:45,620
of building the worl�s
tallest building, this tower,
701
00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:47,781
only he has all this opposition.
702
00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:50,256
Everybody's trying
to mess up his plans,
703
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,851
and he doesn't know
who his enemies are.
704
00:55:52,963 --> 00:55:54,954
But he also doesn't know
who his friends are either
705
00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:59,832
because people keep
shifting identities, and...
706
00:56:02,205 --> 00:56:05,663
Well, it had some
sci-fi elements to it.
707
00:56:05,842 --> 00:56:07,469
Tha�s cool.
708
00:56:07,577 --> 00:56:09,101
Yeah.
709
00:56:09,279 --> 00:56:10,473
Wha�d you do with it?
710
00:56:11,114 --> 00:56:13,674
I sent it to a few publishers.
711
00:56:14,918 --> 00:56:17,148
What did they say?
712
00:56:17,487 --> 00:56:18,647
They sent me back letters.
713
00:56:18,755 --> 00:56:21,417
It said something like, um,
they couldn't read it
714
00:56:21,525 --> 00:56:25,484
because it was unsolicited material
or some shit like that,
715
00:56:25,595 --> 00:56:28,189
whatever the fuck
tha�s supposed to mean.
716
00:56:29,266 --> 00:56:32,758
Fucking cowards.
I hate fucking cowards.
717
00:56:32,936 --> 00:56:36,030
Like, Mr. Crolick, for instance.
718
00:56:36,139 --> 00:56:37,697
Who's that?
719
00:56:37,808 --> 00:56:40,538
He's my boss at that burger joint.
720
00:56:40,711 --> 00:56:43,271
Get the feces!
721
00:56:43,447 --> 00:56:48,111
Like, he made me stick my arms
up to my elbows in toilet bowls.
722
00:56:48,218 --> 00:56:50,049
He's fucking sick.
723
00:56:51,722 --> 00:56:53,383
Did you quit?
724
00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:54,718
Almost.
725
00:56:54,891 --> 00:56:57,621
On the day I decided to quit,
he fired me.
726
00:56:57,728 --> 00:57:00,959
Damn it, Gregory,
I've had it right up to here with you.
727
00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:02,190
Right up to here.
728
00:57:02,299 --> 00:57:04,130
You were the worst employee
I have ever had,
729
00:57:04,234 --> 00:57:05,428
and you're out of here.
730
00:57:05,535 --> 00:57:06,627
You hear me? Gone.
731
00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,397
Ah, he's the king of assholes.
732
00:57:09,506 --> 00:57:12,634
This one time
he put up a picture of me
733
00:57:12,743 --> 00:57:14,938
right up next
to the Employee of the Month
734
00:57:15,045 --> 00:57:17,707
with a big sign underneath
that read,
735
00:57:17,814 --> 00:57:22,945
"Gregory Wilks,
a lazy, incompetent employee."'
736
00:57:23,587 --> 00:57:25,885
He wanted to make an example
out of me or something.
737
00:57:25,989 --> 00:57:29,516
Out of me, like, for what?
What did I ever do to him?
738
00:57:31,762 --> 00:57:34,390
Did you just say Gregory Wilks?
739
00:57:34,498 --> 00:57:37,990
Yeah. Gregory fucking Wilks.
740
00:57:38,101 --> 00:57:39,090
Joe's my nickname.
741
00:57:39,202 --> 00:57:41,067
Well, not really.
I just call myself that.
742
00:57:41,171 --> 00:57:42,661
I like how it sounds.
743
00:57:46,109 --> 00:57:48,202
Did you go to Stevenson High?
744
00:57:50,013 --> 00:57:53,039
I don't really like to talk
about high school.
745
00:57:53,150 --> 00:57:54,879
I went to Stevenson High.
746
00:57:56,319 --> 00:57:59,948
So, wait, are you, like,
the Gregory Wilks?
747
00:58:00,123 --> 00:58:01,852
Yeah, why?
748
00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,459
Oh, my God.
749
00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:09,623
You're the guy that got caught
jerking off in study hall.
750
00:58:10,133 --> 00:58:12,897
I've heard that story, like,
a million times. You're a legend.
751
00:58:13,069 --> 00:58:13,899
Can you just do me a favor?
752
00:58:14,004 --> 00:58:15,232
Can you just humor me
for a second,
753
00:58:15,338 --> 00:58:18,273
and can you just tell me
your version of this, please?
754
00:58:18,441 --> 00:58:21,005
So many facts about that story
have gotten twisted around.
755
00:58:21,111 --> 00:58:21,977
Yeah.
756
00:58:22,078 --> 00:58:23,675
I mean, I barely even got started.
757
00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:24,712
All right.
758
00:58:24,815 --> 00:58:26,715
- No, no, listen to me.
- Okay.
759
00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:28,408
I was... it was a study hall,
760
00:58:28,518 --> 00:58:30,645
and everybody was
on a field trip that day.
761
00:58:30,754 --> 00:58:33,552
I was alone. I was all by myself,
and I barely even...
762
00:58:34,825 --> 00:58:36,349
And well, no, listen.
763
00:58:36,459 --> 00:58:39,485
And later I found out that there was
a hidden camera in that classroom.
764
00:58:39,596 --> 00:58:41,120
I have a solid case against it.
765
00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:45,891
- Gregory, I'm sorry.
- Cut it out.
766
00:58:46,002 --> 00:58:48,630
- I�s not funny, you're right.
- Shut up.
767
00:58:48,738 --> 00:58:50,330
I�s really fucking funny.
768
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:54,069
Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
769
00:58:54,244 --> 00:58:56,178
I could shoot you in the face!
770
00:58:56,346 --> 00:58:58,746
Do you know how fucking
embarrassing that was for me?
771
00:58:58,915 --> 00:59:01,315
My parents thought I was a freak.
772
00:59:01,484 --> 00:59:03,179
The school played them
the video tape
773
00:59:03,353 --> 00:59:05,617
as if me admitting to it
wasn't enough.
774
00:59:06,223 --> 00:59:07,815
They said I needed therapy.
775
00:59:07,924 --> 00:59:10,154
Therapy? For what?
776
00:59:11,094 --> 00:59:13,255
Fuck therapy, and fuck you,
777
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:17,457
and fuck all of this,
and fuck my... fuck!
778
00:59:17,634 --> 00:59:19,261
Oh, goddamnit!
779
00:59:19,436 --> 00:59:20,596
God!
780
00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:25,503
Oh, fuck!
781
00:59:31,915 --> 00:59:33,507
Fuck!
782
00:59:45,729 --> 00:59:46,821
Can I see it?
783
00:59:46,997 --> 00:59:48,294
No! Get away from me!
784
00:59:48,398 --> 00:59:51,561
Let me see it.
I'm a nurse's aide. Come on.
785
00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:57,773
I broke it. I fuckin' know I did.
I fuckin' broke it.
786
01:00:02,245 --> 01:00:04,907
Hey, where are you goin'?
787
01:00:12,389 --> 01:00:14,084
Oh, God!
788
01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:21,027
Come here.
789
01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,327
Put it in there.
790
01:00:29,506 --> 01:00:31,872
Just let it cool for a second.
791
01:00:39,382 --> 01:00:41,441
Oh, God.
792
01:00:51,928 --> 01:00:54,453
I broke it. I know I fuckin' broke it.
I know I did.
793
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:57,762
Does this hurt?
794
01:00:57,867 --> 01:00:59,061
Yes!
795
01:00:59,169 --> 01:01:00,693
Okay.
796
01:01:08,979 --> 01:01:10,947
Hello?
797
01:01:12,248 --> 01:01:15,308
Yeah. Yeah, Ma.
798
01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:18,152
No.
799
01:01:18,321 --> 01:01:20,346
No, Ma, I don't know.
800
01:01:20,457 --> 01:01:22,857
No. No, I won't be home for dinner.
801
01:01:22,959 --> 01:01:24,654
Because I won't.
802
01:01:25,528 --> 01:01:28,759
Yes, I have my key. Yes.
803
01:01:29,466 --> 01:01:31,627
I can handle it, all right?
804
01:01:34,537 --> 01:01:35,697
Sorry.
805
01:01:35,805 --> 01:01:36,931
You live at home?
806
01:01:37,874 --> 01:01:39,569
Yeah.
807
01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:41,836
Like, with your whole family,
808
01:01:41,945 --> 01:01:43,776
like, your mom and your dad
and everyone?
809
01:01:43,947 --> 01:01:49,817
My dad, my mom, my sister,
my older brother, our dog Steve.
810
01:01:49,986 --> 01:01:51,453
I�s really embarrassing, right?
811
01:01:51,554 --> 01:01:55,456
I�s kind of cool actually.
I'm a little jealous.
812
01:01:56,159 --> 01:02:01,529
I wish I lived with my parents,
you know.
813
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:06,391
My dad left, like, pretty soon
after I was born,
814
01:02:06,503 --> 01:02:08,368
so I don't really know him.
815
01:02:08,471 --> 01:02:10,029
So it was just me and my mom,
you know.
816
01:02:10,206 --> 01:02:12,470
So my mom was, like,
my best friend, you know.
817
01:02:12,575 --> 01:02:14,270
I�s just me and her.
818
01:02:14,377 --> 01:02:18,973
And then, um,
when I was 14, she died, so...
819
01:02:19,082 --> 01:02:22,848
And then I lived with my aunt,
and I finished high school there.
820
01:02:24,187 --> 01:02:28,214
She, um... we didn't get along.
821
01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:35,128
So you're kind of lucky,
just so you know.
822
01:02:37,534 --> 01:02:39,126
What did she die of?
823
01:02:39,302 --> 01:02:41,395
She had cancer.
824
01:02:41,571 --> 01:02:45,166
I'm sorry.
I�s none of my business.
825
01:02:45,275 --> 01:02:46,242
I�s fine.
826
01:02:49,212 --> 01:02:51,874
How is it with your family?
827
01:02:52,048 --> 01:02:54,039
All right, I guess.
828
01:02:58,321 --> 01:03:00,255
Do they know
that you run around with a gun
829
01:03:00,356 --> 01:03:02,483
trying to rob a fast food restaurant?
830
01:03:02,659 --> 01:03:04,320
No. They wouldn't think
I had the balls to do that
831
01:03:04,427 --> 01:03:06,895
in a million years.
832
01:03:06,996 --> 01:03:11,399
They think I'm just... mediocre.
833
01:03:11,868 --> 01:03:14,336
I mean, I always wanted
to do something.
834
01:03:14,504 --> 01:03:17,029
You know, something to show them
835
01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:20,837
that I'm man enough to actually
do something with my life.
836
01:03:20,944 --> 01:03:22,969
That I'm not...
837
01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:25,274
that I'm not worthless.
838
01:03:25,381 --> 01:03:29,408
Yeah, tha�s the word
I was looking for... worthless.
839
01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:35,081
I just... I just don't want them
to think that I'm a pussy.
840
01:03:38,595 --> 01:03:41,496
I think they think
I'm stupid or something.
841
01:03:42,098 --> 01:03:44,430
I don't think they think that.
842
01:03:44,534 --> 01:03:47,332
No, I mean,
I did try to do something.
843
01:03:47,437 --> 01:03:48,961
I really, really did.
844
01:03:49,139 --> 01:03:53,667
I mean, sometimes good stuff
just doesn't happen to people.
845
01:03:53,776 --> 01:03:56,870
I mean, maybe if I had a little luck,
but I didn't,
846
01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:01,644
and... and so things just didn't
work out like I planned.
847
01:04:02,218 --> 01:04:04,083
Why don't you write another book?
848
01:04:04,254 --> 01:04:07,052
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, tha�s funny.
849
01:04:08,057 --> 01:04:09,991
Don't make me laugh.
850
01:04:10,093 --> 01:04:12,323
No, I'm serious.
851
01:04:12,929 --> 01:04:14,624
I mean, do you think your parents
will love you more
852
01:04:14,731 --> 01:04:17,928
if you become a career criminal
and get shot?
853
01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:21,093
At least they'll know
I'm not a coward.
854
01:04:22,672 --> 01:04:25,266
Can I see your hand?
855
01:04:38,354 --> 01:04:41,482
Ow. Can you help me?
856
01:04:42,325 --> 01:04:44,190
Well, I tied you up good.
857
01:04:55,004 --> 01:04:56,266
Let me see.
858
01:05:25,935 --> 01:05:27,562
Shit!
859
01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:35,509
You don't dick with the Crolick.
860
01:05:36,379 --> 01:05:38,040
Are you talking to me?
861
01:05:38,214 --> 01:05:42,310
You must be talking to me,
'cause I'm the only Crolick here.
862
01:05:44,754 --> 01:05:46,415
Are you talking to me?
863
01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:49,690
Yeah, watch yourself.
864
01:05:49,859 --> 01:05:52,020
You want piece of me?
You want a piece of me?
865
01:05:52,128 --> 01:05:55,188
Would you like
several pieces of me?
866
01:05:55,365 --> 01:05:57,299
Yeah. Yeah, mister!
867
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,833
Take that. Yeah!
868
01:06:01,204 --> 01:06:04,230
I almost had a heart attack
when you came to me with that knife.
869
01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:07,509
Which time?
870
01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:11,046
The second time.
The first one, I didn't see coming.
871
01:06:11,147 --> 01:06:12,136
Well, what did you expect?
872
01:06:12,248 --> 01:06:14,808
I thought you're, like,
the hitcher or something.
873
01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:16,646
- The hitcher?
- Uh-huh.
874
01:06:16,753 --> 01:06:18,983
You're the one who almost took
my head off with that machete.
875
01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:20,612
You're the one who kidnaps me.
876
01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:22,917
Yeah? Well, you're the one
who couldn't even say hello to me.
877
01:06:23,092 --> 01:06:26,255
- You looked creepy.
- I thought we had a moment.
878
01:06:26,429 --> 01:06:28,090
You put a gun in my hip.
879
01:06:29,299 --> 01:06:33,235
Yeah. I was going
through a rough patch.
880
01:06:35,004 --> 01:06:37,370
You were under a lot of pressure.
881
01:06:40,576 --> 01:06:43,306
Plus, I probably stank.
882
01:06:44,781 --> 01:06:46,612
Is that a mustard stain?
883
01:06:46,783 --> 01:06:48,774
It could be.
884
01:06:50,386 --> 01:06:54,413
Somebody should really clean
the ceilings in these places.
885
01:06:54,524 --> 01:06:56,424
How do you clean a ceiling?
886
01:06:56,526 --> 01:06:58,084
Tha�s what I'm trying to figure out.
887
01:07:08,805 --> 01:07:11,000
Oh, shit!
888
01:07:14,410 --> 01:07:17,038
I never a minute of peace.
889
01:07:17,146 --> 01:07:18,306
Enter!
890
01:07:18,614 --> 01:07:20,241
Mr. Crolick.
891
01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,181
We had a little malfunction
in the bathrooms,
892
01:07:22,285 --> 01:07:23,650
but I took care of it, sir.
893
01:07:23,753 --> 01:07:25,152
There's no problemo.
894
01:07:26,289 --> 01:07:29,486
Yeah, well, I used my best instincts
just like you instructed me, sir.
895
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:33,727
Very good, lad.
Very, very good, Jason.
896
01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,496
So, what you doin', sir?
897
01:07:40,670 --> 01:07:42,331
I'm making a shank.
898
01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:48,375
I'm reading the... the paper.
Tha�s all.
899
01:07:53,483 --> 01:07:55,542
Well, if you, uh,
check the lavatory, sir,
900
01:07:55,651 --> 01:07:56,948
check them for leaks.
901
01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:02,384
You know, leaks.
Little bathroom humor.
902
01:08:02,558 --> 01:08:03,616
Sorry.
903
01:08:04,961 --> 01:08:07,657
Good. I�s good. Tha�s a good one.
904
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:10,390
No, you know what, I'm gonna
do that later. Thank you, Jason.
905
01:08:10,566 --> 01:08:11,692
Very well, sir.
906
01:08:11,868 --> 01:08:13,028
Great.
907
01:08:21,077 --> 01:08:22,339
Go away, Jason.
908
01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:24,746
Oh, yeah, yeah.
909
01:08:25,915 --> 01:08:28,713
Sorry. All right. See you.
910
01:08:32,755 --> 01:08:35,724
Good grief!
911
01:08:36,793 --> 01:08:38,192
Stool.
912
01:08:38,361 --> 01:08:40,226
You know what I hate?
What?
913
01:08:40,329 --> 01:08:42,456
The guys who are on MTV
who are always bragging
914
01:08:42,565 --> 01:08:45,591
about their cribs
and their hoes and their grills.
915
01:08:45,768 --> 01:08:48,703
I don't understand
little ketchup packs.
916
01:08:48,805 --> 01:08:50,432
Why did they make them so small?
917
01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:53,668
You have to use 20 ketchup packs
just to eat a thing of French fries.
918
01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:56,336
I�s a waste. I�s a waste of plastic.
I'm just saying.
919
01:08:56,512 --> 01:08:58,912
- Oh, you know what I don't get?
- What?
920
01:08:59,015 --> 01:09:01,950
Dudes with ponytails.
921
01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:05,977
You know what I don't get?
922
01:09:06,088 --> 01:09:07,248
Soft-core porn.
923
01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:10,052
You know, i�s like two hours
of a bad story
924
01:09:10,159 --> 01:09:15,062
mixed in with 15 minutes
of fake sex and bad acting.
925
01:09:17,834 --> 01:09:20,234
Why do you have a camera?
926
01:09:23,539 --> 01:09:24,699
Can I see it?
927
01:09:24,807 --> 01:09:26,399
Yeah, go ahead.
928
01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:28,908
I mean, there's no tape in it.
929
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:37,082
You know what I don't get?
930
01:09:37,186 --> 01:09:37,948
Laid.
931
01:09:41,624 --> 01:09:43,057
This is Joe.
- Tha�s a good one.
932
01:09:43,226 --> 01:09:46,593
Today, I'm the ruler of my destiny.
933
01:09:46,696 --> 01:09:48,994
Today, I make justice my way.
934
01:09:49,799 --> 01:09:52,734
With this, I'll make your blood spill,
935
01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:56,965
and you'll forever remember
what you have all done to me.
936
01:09:57,106 --> 01:09:57,970
Give me that!
937
01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,232
- This is Joe.
- Fuck!
938
01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:02,077
This is Joe. This is Joe.
939
01:10:02,178 --> 01:10:03,736
Oh, fuck!
940
01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:26,859
Fucking memory card.
941
01:10:30,773 --> 01:10:34,573
You weren't gonna rob the place,
were you?
942
01:10:45,087 --> 01:10:47,817
I was watching this show
on the Discovery Channel
943
01:10:47,924 --> 01:10:50,358
about taboos.
944
01:10:51,561 --> 01:10:53,859
On the Taiwanese food market,
you can buy stuff
945
01:10:53,963 --> 01:10:59,732
like pig brains and, like,
dog testicles and snakes and stuff.
946
01:11:02,004 --> 01:11:04,734
Yeah, I think I saw it.
947
01:11:06,876 --> 01:11:09,436
I�s pretty creepy, huh?
948
01:11:09,545 --> 01:11:11,035
Yeah.
949
01:11:12,481 --> 01:11:17,316
Yeah. Kind of like me.
950
01:11:23,526 --> 01:11:25,858
I don't know what to do.
951
01:11:26,028 --> 01:11:29,293
I just feel all this pressure.
952
01:11:30,032 --> 01:11:33,331
I remember when my mom died.
953
01:11:34,537 --> 01:11:37,904
I remember sitting in a bathtub
filled with water...
954
01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:42,836
...holding the plugged-in hairdryer
over the water.
955
01:11:44,013 --> 01:11:46,072
I was holding it by the wire.
956
01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:49,180
Just holding it.
957
01:11:50,186 --> 01:11:52,245
I don't know what I was thinking.
958
01:11:54,724 --> 01:11:58,353
The weird thing is
it wasn't even about my mom.
959
01:12:00,196 --> 01:12:03,859
I just kind of wanted everything
to just stop, you know.
960
01:12:03,966 --> 01:12:08,096
Just... just be quiet for a second.
961
01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:14,102
You know what I mean?
962
01:12:16,912 --> 01:12:19,005
I know the feeling.
963
01:12:26,689 --> 01:12:28,418
I'm sorry.
964
01:12:30,493 --> 01:12:31,983
Yeah.
965
01:12:33,596 --> 01:12:35,086
Yeah.
966
01:12:35,498 --> 01:12:36,294
Yeah.
967
01:13:05,861 --> 01:13:08,659
? Another lazy afternoon?
968
01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:13,724
? I know you think i�s time for me
to do some moving?
969
01:13:13,836 --> 01:13:17,636
? But i�s hard to get started
and dust my broom?
970
01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:21,335
? My broom has passed by
for several times now?
971
01:13:21,877 --> 01:13:24,641
? This day is just one out of many?
972
01:13:26,582 --> 01:13:30,074
? You know I am lazy
so stop telling me so?
973
01:13:30,352 --> 01:13:32,616
I�s nice out tonight.
974
01:13:33,422 --> 01:13:35,754
I�s the last day of summer.
975
01:13:36,892 --> 01:13:41,488
Yeah. But we still have fall.
976
01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,397
So how's your...?
977
01:13:50,639 --> 01:13:52,903
It should be gone by next Friday.
978
01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,371
How's your...?
979
01:13:56,245 --> 01:14:00,079
Um, i�s all right, I guess.
980
01:14:00,182 --> 01:14:02,412
Doesn't hurt anymore.
981
01:14:02,518 --> 01:14:04,349
Good.
982
01:14:04,453 --> 01:14:05,886
Yeah.
983
01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:13,694
So, how about dinner sometime?
984
01:14:13,796 --> 01:14:15,058
Maybe tomorrow?
985
01:14:17,066 --> 01:14:20,035
Yeah, I know.
986
01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:29,003
Well, I've got to get rid of this,
so...
987
01:14:49,698 --> 01:14:51,131
Stephanie.
988
01:15:04,013 --> 01:15:06,504
? Oh, I can live without?
989
01:15:06,615 --> 01:15:09,675
? I can live without a thought?
990
01:15:09,819 --> 01:15:12,754
? Of going home?
991
01:15:13,556 --> 01:15:16,116
? Oh, I can see it hurts?
992
01:15:16,225 --> 01:15:21,128
? I can see whatever is in there?
993
01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:23,494
? I can change my clothes?
994
01:15:23,599 --> 01:15:26,830
? I can change my everything?
995
01:15:26,936 --> 01:15:30,235
? To make your mind speak?
996
01:15:30,406 --> 01:15:32,874
? I wish you were right here?
997
01:15:32,975 --> 01:15:36,672
? I wish you were
just every day with me?
998
01:15:40,449 --> 01:15:42,747
? Here I go?
999
01:15:42,852 --> 01:15:45,480
? On my own?
1000
01:15:45,588 --> 01:15:48,557
? Well, tha�s better than waiting?
1001
01:15:48,657 --> 01:15:50,648
? Here I go?
1002
01:15:50,826 --> 01:15:53,624
? On my own?
1003
01:15:53,729 --> 01:15:57,722
? Must be better than waiting?
1004
01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:00,028
? I could hold your hand?
1005
01:16:00,135 --> 01:16:03,366
? I could hold your hand real tight?
1006
01:16:09,812 --> 01:16:11,006
Gregory.
1007
01:16:11,113 --> 01:16:12,546
Crolick.
1008
01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:17,045
How are you, pal?
1009
01:16:18,387 --> 01:16:19,877
What are you...?
1010
01:16:19,989 --> 01:16:22,617
What are you doin'
around these parts?
1011
01:16:24,026 --> 01:16:25,994
Hey, would you like a late dinner?
1012
01:16:26,095 --> 01:16:28,393
I think we have some leftovers.
1013
01:16:28,564 --> 01:16:30,259
Meatloaf, I think.
1014
01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:37,406
Listen, uh, I always thought
that you were a great employee.
1015
01:16:39,008 --> 01:16:44,972
But, you know, there... there's
always room for creative criticism.
1016
01:16:46,115 --> 01:16:47,844
Creative criticism.
1017
01:16:48,017 --> 01:16:49,450
Yeah. Well i�s, you know...
1018
01:16:49,551 --> 01:16:52,019
I�s an important part
of being a boss.
1019
01:16:52,187 --> 01:16:55,588
You made me dive
into a fucking toilet bowl.
1020
01:16:55,758 --> 01:16:59,819
Yeah, well, these are decisions
that I have to live with.
1021
01:17:02,932 --> 01:17:05,867
Would you, uh...
would you like your old job back?
1022
01:17:06,568 --> 01:17:08,502
My job back?
1023
01:17:08,671 --> 01:17:11,367
Yeah, uh, um, dishwasher.
1024
01:17:11,473 --> 01:17:15,409
I could upgrade you to dishwasher
or potato peeler. Tha�s even better.
1025
01:17:15,577 --> 01:17:17,204
Anything higher than that,
we got to retrain you...
1026
01:17:17,379 --> 01:17:19,745
- Shut up.
- Okay.
1027
01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:27,518
Hey, Crolick,
how are your toilet bowls now?
1028
01:17:28,657 --> 01:17:32,252
They're fine. They're very good.
We have a new lad.
1029
01:17:35,464 --> 01:17:37,125
Oh, God.
1030
01:17:39,902 --> 01:17:42,268
Do you want to make a move
on me now, huh?
1031
01:17:43,572 --> 01:17:45,096
No.
1032
01:17:46,408 --> 01:17:48,399
Do you want to order me
around now?
1033
01:17:48,877 --> 01:17:50,504
No, I don't.
1034
01:17:51,413 --> 01:17:55,349
Yeah, tha�s right.
1035
01:17:55,451 --> 01:17:57,612
You can't make me do shit.
1036
01:17:57,786 --> 01:17:59,651
You got that?
1037
01:18:01,423 --> 01:18:04,153
I hate you, Crolick.
1038
01:18:04,326 --> 01:18:07,489
I hate you
because you're an asshole.
1039
01:18:07,596 --> 01:18:13,057
And I'm not gonna fuck up my life
over you, lad.
1040
01:18:13,202 --> 01:18:14,362
Gregory, listen. L...
1041
01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:16,404
- My name is Joe.
- Of course.
1042
01:18:16,505 --> 01:18:20,805
I hate the name Gregory.
I always have. I�s fuckin' stupid.
1043
01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:24,811
I agree. Tha�s a stupid name.
1044
01:18:27,149 --> 01:18:29,276
I'm Joe.
1045
01:18:30,853 --> 01:18:33,879
And you can go flush yourself.
1046
01:18:37,693 --> 01:18:38,455
No.
1047
01:18:38,627 --> 01:18:41,152
You know what, Crolick?
1048
01:18:42,264 --> 01:18:44,164
You're not the problem, man.
1049
01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:47,666
You might be the biggest asshole
in the world,
1050
01:18:48,203 --> 01:18:50,967
but you're not my problem.
1051
01:19:08,757 --> 01:19:10,987
Nice work, Crolick.
1052
01:19:12,561 --> 01:19:14,620
Pussy.
1053
01:19:18,167 --> 01:19:19,930
Shit.
1054
01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:30,206
? A sucker punch could land him
to his knees?
1055
01:19:30,512 --> 01:19:33,845
? So count two, three, four?
1056
01:19:33,949 --> 01:19:37,578
? Count two, three, four?
1057
01:19:37,686 --> 01:19:43,623
? Amy had her friends
and her sweet, sweet delinquents?
1058
01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:49,921
? To help her fall away from you?
1059
01:19:50,732 --> 01:19:53,530
? A six string is waiting for you?
1060
01:19:54,403 --> 01:19:57,372
? To steal the moment
and blaze your entry?
1061
01:19:57,473 --> 01:20:01,910
My name is Gregory a.k.a. Joe.
1062
01:20:02,010 --> 01:20:04,911
My life doesn't not suck.
1063
01:20:05,013 --> 01:20:06,981
? Count two, three, four?
1064
01:20:07,082 --> 01:20:10,347
? Count two, three, four?
1065
01:20:10,452 --> 01:20:13,546
? Count two, three, four?
1066
01:20:13,655 --> 01:20:18,024
? Count two, three, four?
1067
01:20:20,562 --> 01:20:24,760
? Wrap the silver question
around your head?
1068
01:20:28,761 --> 01:20:48,761
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1069
01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:59,761
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