0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:01,348 --> 00:00:02,781 You're going back and forth. 2 00:00:02,883 --> 00:00:04,510 You never go back and forth with a mop. 3 00:00:04,618 --> 00:00:06,950 You go side to side to side. 4 00:00:07,054 --> 00:00:08,646 Where did you learn to mop? 5 00:00:08,822 --> 00:00:10,255 You filled out an application. 6 00:00:10,357 --> 00:00:12,552 Didn't I ask you when you took this job? 7 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:15,423 "I know how to mop. Yes, I know how to mop." 8 00:00:15,529 --> 00:00:17,520 But you don't. You don't. 9 00:00:17,631 --> 00:00:18,893 This is how we mop at home. 10 00:00:18,999 --> 00:00:21,627 Well, it's not how we mop here, lad. 11 00:00:21,735 --> 00:00:24,829 It is not how we mop here, all right? 12 00:00:24,938 --> 00:00:26,132 Yes, Mr. Crolick. 13 00:00:26,239 --> 00:00:28,366 Side to side to side. 14 00:00:28,475 --> 00:00:31,638 And not too much soap... that's expensive. 15 00:00:34,915 --> 00:00:37,782 My life does not suck. 16 00:00:57,838 --> 00:01:00,636 I've pictured this moment before. 17 00:01:03,176 --> 00:01:06,236 Over and over again. 18 00:01:08,048 --> 00:01:09,572 I saw it all very clear. 19 00:01:13,353 --> 00:01:15,480 Today is the last day of summer. 20 00:01:16,256 --> 00:01:19,657 I'll be committing some terrible acts. 21 00:01:19,826 --> 00:01:24,160 You'll most likely hear about me on the news. 22 00:01:24,331 --> 00:01:27,892 You'll talk about me and hear my actions. 23 00:01:28,268 --> 00:01:34,231 Shocked, terrified, disgusted even. 24 00:01:35,409 --> 00:01:38,378 But I won't feel sorry. Not ever. 25 00:01:38,478 --> 00:01:42,676 Today is the day that I strike back. 26 00:01:44,677 --> 00:01:59,677 Extracted from DVD by ForsakeN 27 00:02:04,371 --> 00:02:05,360 Tha�s what I thought. 28 00:02:51,451 --> 00:02:52,941 Hello? 29 00:02:56,890 --> 00:02:58,721 Hello? Excuse me. 30 00:02:59,259 --> 00:03:00,783 Yup. 31 00:03:07,100 --> 00:03:09,159 I'd like a room please. 32 00:03:15,909 --> 00:03:18,002 Is that your rig out there blocking the driveway? 33 00:03:18,178 --> 00:03:20,510 I didn't park. I don't drive. 34 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:22,272 You don't drive? 35 00:03:22,449 --> 00:03:25,111 No, I don't drive. I don't have a car, man. 36 00:03:25,218 --> 00:03:28,847 Anyway, uh, 34 is ready. She's all cleaned out. 37 00:03:28,955 --> 00:03:32,516 Tha�ll be $59.64, and I need your driver's license. 38 00:04:07,527 --> 00:04:09,461 Shit! 39 00:04:10,864 --> 00:04:11,728 No, no, no, my friend. 40 00:04:12,432 --> 00:04:16,198 I'm telling you this is the best one on the market for your money. 41 00:04:19,706 --> 00:04:20,673 I don't know. 42 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,603 Looks kind of used. Is it used? 43 00:04:22,709 --> 00:04:25,439 Oh no, my friend. I took it out of the box this morning. 44 00:04:25,545 --> 00:04:27,206 That is why there's some scratches on there. 45 00:04:27,314 --> 00:04:28,471 Let me... 46 00:04:28,782 --> 00:04:29,874 I can fix that for you. 47 00:04:30,050 --> 00:04:30,880 I'm so careless. 48 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:32,713 Perfect! Like never happened. 49 00:04:32,886 --> 00:04:37,255 And for you, I put in a brand-new video memory card... 50 00:04:37,424 --> 00:04:38,892 for free. 51 00:04:39,493 --> 00:04:40,550 Free? 52 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:41,786 Free! Free, no charge. 53 00:04:41,895 --> 00:04:44,022 You can have it. Just don't try to take it out. 54 00:04:44,197 --> 00:04:47,894 It... i�s a little bit stuck, but it is not really a problem. 55 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,298 Stuck? What do you mean, "stuck"? 56 00:04:49,402 --> 00:04:50,699 Stuck-stuck, it won't come out. 57 00:04:50,804 --> 00:04:52,465 But y-you don't need to take it out. 58 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,197 You stupid boy, not too quick in the brain. 59 00:04:54,374 --> 00:04:57,007 You cannot take it out, but you don't need to take it out. 60 00:04:57,177 --> 00:04:58,202 I�s good to go. 61 00:04:58,311 --> 00:05:00,375 You want to make movie, you need the video memory card inside. 62 00:05:00,480 --> 00:05:01,310 You make a movie. 63 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:04,110 Stop touching. You want to buy, you buy. 64 00:05:04,284 --> 00:05:05,444 Asshole. 65 00:05:23,903 --> 00:05:25,302 Oh, yeah. 66 00:05:29,876 --> 00:05:31,935 One size fits all, my ass! 67 00:05:57,971 --> 00:06:00,166 Listen up, this is Joe. 68 00:06:00,273 --> 00:06:02,002 I'm a soldier of my destiny. 69 00:06:02,108 --> 00:06:03,666 I rule my destiny. 70 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:06,245 And my destiny is... 71 00:06:10,850 --> 00:06:12,841 I'm Joe. 72 00:06:12,952 --> 00:06:16,080 Listen up, you degenerates you. 73 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:20,455 This is Joe, and I'm the soldier of my own destiny. 74 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,755 My destiny. 75 00:06:23,697 --> 00:06:26,928 And... and I'm tired of you degenerates telling me what to do. 76 00:06:27,033 --> 00:06:29,024 You... you degenerates. 77 00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:31,060 Today, I'm going to teach the world a lesson. 78 00:06:31,171 --> 00:06:33,105 Today, I rule my own destiny. 79 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:36,073 Today is the day that Joe is going to show the world 80 00:06:36,176 --> 00:06:39,509 what he is capable of, with this. 81 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:43,211 Fuck. Where's the...? 82 00:06:44,317 --> 00:06:45,045 Goddamn... 83 00:06:51,825 --> 00:06:54,794 On this historic day, I will blow out your brain, 84 00:06:54,894 --> 00:06:59,194 and the blood will wash away your sins. 85 00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:10,005 My life does not suck. 86 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:12,544 How many more years can I deny this? 87 00:07:12,645 --> 00:07:14,135 It does fucking suck. 88 00:07:14,314 --> 00:07:18,375 I am a failure. Tha�s what society has labeled me to be. 89 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:19,882 A meaningless nothing. 90 00:07:19,986 --> 00:07:22,454 A meaningless stain smacked against the brick wall 91 00:07:22,555 --> 00:07:24,216 we call society... 92 00:07:24,324 --> 00:07:27,293 similar to these mustard stains on the ceiling. 93 00:07:27,393 --> 00:07:28,951 I think i�s mustard. 94 00:07:29,062 --> 00:07:30,962 Anyway, it wasn't always bad. 95 00:07:31,064 --> 00:07:32,656 Middle school was okay. 96 00:07:32,766 --> 00:07:37,066 High school, tha�s when it got bad, but I won't go into detaiI on that. 97 00:07:37,704 --> 00:07:39,638 I never really went back to school. 98 00:07:39,739 --> 00:07:42,731 Instead, I took matters into my own hands. 99 00:07:42,842 --> 00:07:46,209 After a few years of various odd jobs, 100 00:07:46,312 --> 00:07:49,008 I decided to get into business. 101 00:07:53,186 --> 00:07:57,748 The retaiI business was going sour after a rapid market decline. 102 00:07:57,924 --> 00:08:01,985 Tha�s when I got into my true passion... entertainment. 103 00:08:02,128 --> 00:08:04,653 I struck up a partnership with my first rapper 104 00:08:04,764 --> 00:08:07,858 and got him on the right track towards a record deal. 105 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:10,127 Tha�s Timmy, the rapper. 106 00:08:10,303 --> 00:08:12,999 ? Yeeeaaah? 107 00:08:13,173 --> 00:08:18,978 ? Back on a block like a flock of birds? 108 00:08:19,712 --> 00:08:22,010 ? Ohhh? 109 00:08:22,115 --> 00:08:28,020 ? In the Ferrari, gettin' away from the popos? 110 00:08:28,621 --> 00:08:32,318 ? Tha�s how I roll? 111 00:08:32,492 --> 00:08:37,896 ? Switchin' the speeds, I change the lanes? 112 00:08:38,064 --> 00:08:44,029 ? Faster than the buses and the airplanes? 113 00:08:45,238 --> 00:08:48,230 Yes, I killed that one. 114 00:08:49,008 --> 00:08:51,272 Yeah. Word, my dawg. 115 00:08:51,377 --> 00:08:54,744 Uh, hey, listen. Uh, can we do it again? 116 00:08:54,848 --> 00:08:58,113 Just maybe this time just a little faster, al right? 117 00:08:58,284 --> 00:08:59,945 Uh, yeah, word, yeah. 118 00:09:00,053 --> 00:09:03,819 I just wanted that shit to sound real clear. 119 00:09:03,990 --> 00:09:05,719 Oh, yeah, it was... it was clear, dawg. 120 00:09:05,825 --> 00:09:08,191 Um, but let me just check with my sound engineer. 121 00:09:08,728 --> 00:09:11,492 Hey, engineer, was that clear? 122 00:09:12,031 --> 00:09:13,760 Yo, Joey! 123 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:15,423 Joey, was that clear? 124 00:09:15,602 --> 00:09:17,866 Uh, yeah, tha�s clear, yeah. 125 00:09:20,573 --> 00:09:22,507 Hey, yeah, um, so it was clear. 126 00:09:22,609 --> 00:09:23,906 So le�s take it one more time, 127 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:26,001 but this time, like I said, le�s just do it a little faster. 128 00:09:26,179 --> 00:09:29,376 I'm gonna make my peeps proud. 129 00:09:29,949 --> 00:09:32,110 Okay. Um, good. 130 00:09:32,218 --> 00:09:33,651 Uh, engineer, go! 131 00:09:35,154 --> 00:09:36,746 Artist, go! 132 00:09:36,923 --> 00:09:39,483 ? I'm gonna murder this track, motherfucker!? 133 00:09:53,873 --> 00:09:58,333 I murdered that motherfucker beat. I told you, man. 134 00:10:06,986 --> 00:10:08,419 The entertainment business 135 00:10:08,521 --> 00:10:09,920 didn't welcome me with open arms, 136 00:10:10,023 --> 00:10:12,548 so I had to get into the food industry... 137 00:10:12,725 --> 00:10:15,023 the bottom of the food chain, so to speak. 138 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,565 Gregory! 139 00:10:24,737 --> 00:10:27,865 Gregory, how many times do I have to tell you 140 00:10:27,974 --> 00:10:29,703 when the toilet is plugged up like that, 141 00:10:29,876 --> 00:10:32,276 you have to get in there and clean it thoroughly? 142 00:10:32,445 --> 00:10:33,469 Do you read me? 143 00:10:33,579 --> 00:10:37,515 You have to get in there and clean out all the feces. 144 00:10:37,617 --> 00:10:41,383 Every little bit of it... every kernel of corn tha�s stuck to the rim. 145 00:10:41,487 --> 00:10:43,853 Get the feces! 146 00:10:43,957 --> 00:10:45,015 Yes, Mr. Crolick. 147 00:10:45,124 --> 00:10:49,185 Don't Mr. Crolick me. Get the feces! 148 00:10:58,838 --> 00:11:00,328 And it all went downhill from there. 149 00:11:09,515 --> 00:11:14,680 If you ever finish with that, I need you to start on the ceilings. 150 00:11:15,455 --> 00:11:18,185 I'm supposed to clean the ceilings? 151 00:11:18,291 --> 00:11:20,191 I'm pretty sure I just said that. 152 00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:22,318 Of course you're supposed to clean the ceilings. 153 00:11:22,428 --> 00:11:25,591 Look at them. They're filthy. 154 00:11:26,933 --> 00:11:30,892 You are not the sharpest tool on the workbench, are you, lad? 155 00:12:07,006 --> 00:12:08,633 Wha�s going on in here, lad? 156 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:11,567 Uh, just a little clog, Mr. Crolick. I'm on it. 157 00:12:11,677 --> 00:12:15,443 Oh, clog? Well, come on, we haven't got all month here. 158 00:12:16,849 --> 00:12:19,750 Dig deeper. Get some strength into it. 159 00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:22,513 I'm trying, sir. There seems to be something in there. 160 00:12:22,622 --> 00:12:24,317 Oh, get... use your shoulder. Come on. 161 00:12:24,424 --> 00:12:26,051 Come on, get down in there. 162 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:27,626 Use your shoulder. Get it all in there. 163 00:12:27,727 --> 00:12:30,389 Tha�s it! There you go! 164 00:12:30,496 --> 00:12:32,657 Tha�s how you clear a toilet. 165 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,432 That wasn't the end of it. 166 00:12:42,775 --> 00:12:44,868 One day Crolick did something I'll never forget. 167 00:12:45,044 --> 00:12:48,070 Lad! Hey, lad! 168 00:12:48,181 --> 00:12:49,478 Yes, Mr. Crolick? 169 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:53,985 Ah, everybody! Everybody listen up! 170 00:12:54,087 --> 00:12:58,524 I understand that today is your birthday. 171 00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:00,523 Yes, sir, it is. 172 00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:03,560 Well, I got something for you. 173 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:08,490 Tada! 174 00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:10,993 Go on, go on, open it. 175 00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:24,479 Now you got a chance to work your way up 176 00:13:24,584 --> 00:13:27,018 to the Employee of the Month Board, aye? 177 00:13:32,425 --> 00:13:36,156 Well, go get the feces! 178 00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,801 I think he really liked it. 179 00:13:42,902 --> 00:13:46,065 I hope so. I can't take it back once he's used it. 180 00:13:46,172 --> 00:13:49,471 That was it. I had to do something. 181 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:53,578 After 20 minutes on the internet, I located a couple of guys. 182 00:13:54,213 --> 00:13:55,942 They were supposed to be the real deal. 183 00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:10,420 I am Black Harry. 184 00:14:11,197 --> 00:14:12,664 That is Yuri. 185 00:14:13,132 --> 00:14:13,894 Yuli? 186 00:14:14,066 --> 00:14:15,897 Yuri! 187 00:14:17,303 --> 00:14:18,565 Hi, Yuri. 188 00:14:20,072 --> 00:14:21,562 Are you Antonio? 189 00:14:23,910 --> 00:14:25,434 Are you a police officer? 190 00:14:25,611 --> 00:14:26,908 No. 191 00:14:28,548 --> 00:14:30,448 Lift your top. 192 00:14:31,117 --> 00:14:31,845 What? 193 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,542 Lift your top now! 194 00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,958 Now drop your bottom. 195 00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:42,992 What? 196 00:14:43,162 --> 00:14:44,789 Bottoms down! 197 00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:02,707 Okay. Okay. 198 00:15:14,694 --> 00:15:18,596 Desert Eagle Magnum from Israel. 199 00:15:21,901 --> 00:15:23,835 Is that an Uzi? 200 00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:26,767 Fully auto, 9P. 201 00:15:31,544 --> 00:15:33,171 Do you want to see something bigger? 202 00:15:34,046 --> 00:15:35,673 Yes. 203 00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:49,586 All right, I'll take those four and the machine gun. 204 00:15:50,396 --> 00:15:52,193 Do you want the bullets? 205 00:15:52,732 --> 00:15:54,529 The bullets don't come with it? 206 00:15:56,869 --> 00:15:58,427 Well, how much are they? 207 00:15:58,604 --> 00:16:00,538 How much do you have? 208 00:16:00,706 --> 00:16:03,038 $137. 209 00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:07,538 And 90 cents. 210 00:16:13,352 --> 00:16:14,944 You can have the junior. 211 00:16:18,357 --> 00:16:20,052 A junior... 212 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:22,559 ...for a junior. 213 00:16:27,733 --> 00:16:30,793 All right, I'll take it. 214 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:33,302 But I want the bullets. 215 00:16:34,106 --> 00:16:36,597 After a long discussion with myself, 216 00:16:36,776 --> 00:16:38,368 my mind was set. 217 00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:41,411 It was time to strike back. 218 00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,276 I just couldn't let them get away with it anymore. 219 00:16:44,717 --> 00:16:46,651 No more laughing. 220 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,651 No more pushing me around. 221 00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:52,052 No more of this. 222 00:16:52,224 --> 00:16:53,589 This is my time. 223 00:16:54,126 --> 00:16:56,458 My time to show them. 224 00:16:57,063 --> 00:16:58,997 Fuck them all! 225 00:17:01,067 --> 00:17:02,261 All of them. 226 00:17:03,302 --> 00:17:05,293 I don't care. Fuck 'em! 227 00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:07,967 Happy birthday, kid! 228 00:17:17,083 --> 00:17:20,416 Today is the day I strike back. 229 00:17:20,519 --> 00:17:23,920 Today is the day that I make my mark. 230 00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:29,893 Today is the day that you're all gonna stop and ask, "Why"? 231 00:17:40,439 --> 00:17:42,339 Yeah, Joey, i�s me. 232 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:46,844 Look, um, I need a quick favor, all right? 233 00:17:46,946 --> 00:17:50,211 No, Joey, I'm not at the arcade. 234 00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:53,808 I need you to focus for just... for just two seconds, okay? 235 00:17:53,986 --> 00:17:56,716 Now, listen, I need you to get me the mailing address 236 00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:58,847 to CNN News, you got that? 237 00:17:59,024 --> 00:18:01,515 CNN News. 238 00:18:02,261 --> 00:18:03,922 Because I need it. 239 00:18:04,029 --> 00:18:06,156 Because I do. 240 00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:10,729 Look, Joey. Just get your ass on the internet, 241 00:18:10,836 --> 00:18:14,033 type in CNN, and call me back. 242 00:19:02,655 --> 00:19:04,623 Hello? 243 00:19:04,723 --> 00:19:06,054 All right, hold on. 244 00:19:13,799 --> 00:19:15,733 And tha�s CNN? 245 00:19:16,602 --> 00:19:18,900 Damn, what took you so long? 246 00:19:19,772 --> 00:19:22,570 All right, fine, whatever. Thanks. 247 00:19:23,142 --> 00:19:25,133 No, not today. 248 00:19:25,244 --> 00:19:27,269 Because. 249 00:19:27,446 --> 00:19:29,641 Just listen, Joey. 250 00:19:30,416 --> 00:19:35,615 I may not be seeing you for a while or something like that, and um... 251 00:19:35,721 --> 00:19:37,484 And... and I just want you to know 252 00:19:37,590 --> 00:19:41,754 that you've always been there for me, and... 253 00:19:42,194 --> 00:19:43,661 No! 254 00:19:43,762 --> 00:19:45,127 No! 255 00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:46,992 What... what part of "no" makes you think 256 00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:48,930 I wanna fuckin' go to Fun City with you? 257 00:19:49,034 --> 00:19:52,094 I'm never going to Fun City with you ever a-fuckin'- gain! 258 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:55,071 You fuckin' retarded retard! 259 00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:35,971 Hi. 260 00:21:36,075 --> 00:21:36,837 Hello. 261 00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:38,442 I'd like to send this. 262 00:21:42,147 --> 00:21:45,310 You filled out the wrong form there. 263 00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:47,578 This is for international shipments. 264 00:21:47,753 --> 00:21:50,051 Get one of those blue forms. 265 00:21:50,155 --> 00:21:52,419 Actually, we are out of those blue forms. 266 00:21:52,524 --> 00:21:54,048 I'm gonna get you one. 267 00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:57,617 Fill out this blue form here and bring it back to me in a second. 268 00:21:58,230 --> 00:22:00,323 Yeah, um, okay. 269 00:22:00,432 --> 00:22:02,992 Um, I'm in kind of a hurry, so I you can just take this, 270 00:22:03,102 --> 00:22:06,435 and... and, uh, bend the rules this one time, I'd appreciate it. 271 00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:07,936 No can do, sorry. 272 00:22:08,107 --> 00:22:09,301 Just fill out that form. 273 00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:12,239 Uh, i�ll only take a minute. Bring it back to me. 274 00:22:13,912 --> 00:22:15,140 Okie-dokie? 275 00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:20,141 Fucking coward. 276 00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:23,720 Pardon? 277 00:22:26,125 --> 00:22:27,456 I'm sorry, what? 278 00:22:27,626 --> 00:22:31,323 - Did you just call me a coward? - Huh? 279 00:22:31,497 --> 00:22:34,489 A fucking coward? Did you just do that? 280 00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:36,726 Answer me, little man! 281 00:22:36,902 --> 00:22:39,268 Did you just get the nerve to call me a fucking coward? 282 00:22:39,438 --> 00:22:42,305 Huh, you little penciI stick! You little titty-licker! 283 00:22:42,408 --> 00:22:45,172 Uh, can you give me the location of a shipment service 284 00:22:45,277 --> 00:22:47,973 within a 5-mile radius please? 285 00:22:51,250 --> 00:22:53,445 You don't have one closer? 286 00:24:12,898 --> 00:24:17,198 Coleslaw, Coke, 21. 287 00:24:29,581 --> 00:24:30,513 Gregory! 288 00:24:31,183 --> 00:24:33,083 What are you doing here? I thought I fired you. 289 00:24:33,252 --> 00:24:34,913 My favorite turd wrangler. 290 00:24:37,422 --> 00:24:39,617 Here, I figured out what sign you are... 291 00:24:39,725 --> 00:24:42,057 Sagittarius with feces rising. 292 00:25:20,065 --> 00:25:21,259 Did you want something? 293 00:25:24,169 --> 00:25:26,831 He's on drugs or something. 294 00:25:28,106 --> 00:25:30,574 Probably forgot his plunger. 295 00:25:43,922 --> 00:25:48,086 You fuckin' pussy! You fuckin' pussy coward! 296 00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:54,857 Come on, come on. 297 00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,959 Just pull the trigger. Just pull it. 298 00:25:58,937 --> 00:26:01,201 Look what they've done to you. 299 00:26:01,306 --> 00:26:03,706 Just go out there and make it right. Just pull the trigger. 300 00:26:03,809 --> 00:26:06,209 Come on! Come on! 301 00:26:08,981 --> 00:26:12,439 You're gonna do this. You're gonna make it right. 302 00:26:14,353 --> 00:26:15,718 Come on. 303 00:26:17,890 --> 00:26:20,620 Where are my buns? 304 00:26:20,726 --> 00:26:23,524 I want soft buns, and I want them today. 305 00:26:23,695 --> 00:26:25,595 No, I called you two weeks ago, 306 00:26:25,697 --> 00:26:28,097 and the ones that you sent were hard as rock. 307 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,599 I don't like hard buns. 308 00:26:29,701 --> 00:26:34,161 I like soft buns, and I need them now, all right? 309 00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:36,068 No, I am not getting excited. 310 00:26:37,175 --> 00:26:42,408 Now. Not tomorrow, not next week, now. Thank you. 311 00:26:44,716 --> 00:26:46,377 Did she just look at me? 312 00:27:01,166 --> 00:27:04,363 Excuse me? Miss! 313 00:27:08,373 --> 00:27:11,137 Miss, excuse me! 314 00:27:11,243 --> 00:27:12,533 Hello? 315 00:27:12,644 --> 00:27:13,603 Hi. 316 00:27:13,712 --> 00:27:16,046 Hi. I'm not interested. 317 00:27:16,848 --> 00:27:19,248 What do you mean you're not interested? 318 00:27:19,351 --> 00:27:21,080 Um, I just wanted... 319 00:27:21,186 --> 00:27:22,653 I'm not interested. 320 00:27:22,754 --> 00:27:25,086 Oh, hey, listen, I just... 321 00:27:25,190 --> 00:27:27,351 I'm sorry. 322 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:30,724 I know this is weird, but I saw you in there, 323 00:27:30,829 --> 00:27:32,763 and you were looking at me, and I looked at you, 324 00:27:32,864 --> 00:27:35,128 so I just thought I would just come out and say hello. 325 00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:37,963 Can I help you? Do you need something? 326 00:27:39,104 --> 00:27:40,537 Why, do you have a boyfriend or something? 327 00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:42,732 Is that why you don't want to talk to me? 328 00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:49,780 Listen, hey, i�s just like, you know... 329 00:27:51,216 --> 00:27:52,240 Tha�s kind of rude. 330 00:27:52,351 --> 00:27:53,613 Yeah, I am so happy you called just now 331 00:27:53,719 --> 00:27:57,052 because the skinniest, tallest little man 332 00:27:57,155 --> 00:27:58,622 is standing by me and trying to talk to me. 333 00:27:58,724 --> 00:27:59,884 I think he's trying to ask me out. 334 00:27:59,992 --> 00:28:01,118 Tha�s not nice. 335 00:28:02,761 --> 00:28:04,160 Tha�s not nice. You're being rude. 336 00:28:04,262 --> 00:28:05,524 I'm just... all I wanted to do is... 337 00:28:05,630 --> 00:28:07,621 All right, tha�s enough now, okay? 338 00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:09,667 I'm just trying to be nice to you. 339 00:28:09,768 --> 00:28:12,134 You don't let people be nice to you. I don't... 340 00:28:12,237 --> 00:28:13,397 - You know what? - All right. 341 00:28:13,505 --> 00:28:14,631 No, listen. You listen to me now. 342 00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:16,139 Look at all these people looking at you. 343 00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:17,674 - Nobody can see me. - Listen to me. 344 00:28:17,776 --> 00:28:20,677 Listen... listen... listen to me. Listen to me, listen to me. 345 00:28:20,779 --> 00:28:23,077 All right. All I wanted was to talk to you for two seconds, 346 00:28:23,181 --> 00:28:25,046 and you can't even let me talk to you for two seconds, 347 00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:26,947 but you're going to because I have this, 348 00:28:27,052 --> 00:28:28,610 and we're gonna walk. 349 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:30,711 And if you try to get away from me... 350 00:28:30,822 --> 00:28:32,517 Okay, le�s walk. 351 00:28:32,624 --> 00:28:34,421 Look at all these people looking at you right now. 352 00:28:34,526 --> 00:28:36,323 Hi. 353 00:28:36,862 --> 00:28:39,558 Oh, you're right. I'm doing this wrong. 354 00:28:39,664 --> 00:28:41,029 Now. 355 00:28:41,967 --> 00:28:43,628 We're walking towards the restaurant. 356 00:28:43,735 --> 00:28:46,260 Look how natural we look together. We look good together. 357 00:28:46,371 --> 00:28:47,668 We're gonna walk past the restaurant, 358 00:28:47,773 --> 00:28:49,934 and we're gonna talk for just two minutes... just two minutes. 359 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:52,408 You can't talk to me for two minutes, wha�s wrong with you? 360 00:28:52,511 --> 00:28:53,842 How drunk are you? 361 00:28:57,282 --> 00:28:58,249 Aah! 362 00:28:58,350 --> 00:29:00,341 You just shut up, bitch. You just shut up. 363 00:29:00,452 --> 00:29:02,852 Don't you scream, or I'll shoot out both your fucking eyeballs. 364 00:29:02,954 --> 00:29:04,148 Okay, okay. 365 00:29:56,007 --> 00:29:57,440 Goddamn it! 366 00:29:58,376 --> 00:30:00,936 Just tell me. Just fucking tell me. 367 00:30:01,046 --> 00:30:03,037 Did you or did you not give me a sign? 368 00:30:03,148 --> 00:30:05,116 You did, right? You gave me a sign! 369 00:30:07,686 --> 00:30:09,620 Oh, you didn't! I knew you didn't! 370 00:30:09,721 --> 00:30:11,313 Oh, I'm just a fucking idiot. 371 00:30:11,423 --> 00:30:13,516 I always get this shit wrong when it comes to girls. 372 00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:14,649 I always fucking get... 373 00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:18,126 Don't you move, bitch! Don't you move! 374 00:30:19,164 --> 00:30:20,461 See, I'm trying to be nice to you, 375 00:30:20,632 --> 00:30:23,294 and you fuckin' wanna run away and tell on me? 376 00:30:24,436 --> 00:30:27,428 I had a fucking plan. You fucked this up for me. 377 00:30:27,572 --> 00:30:29,506 You're a fuckin' seducer, tha�s what you are! 378 00:30:29,608 --> 00:30:30,370 This is your fault! 379 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:33,911 I was just eating my fuckin' lunch, and you looked at me first! 380 00:30:34,012 --> 00:30:36,537 I didn't look at you! 381 00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:42,443 Fuck! The fucking cops! Did you call them? 382 00:30:42,554 --> 00:30:43,646 I didn't call the cops. 383 00:30:43,755 --> 00:30:46,690 You're right. You could... you could not have called the cops. 384 00:30:46,791 --> 00:30:49,419 Somebody called the cops, though, didn't they? 385 00:30:49,594 --> 00:30:51,494 This is what we're gonna do. 386 00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:54,656 We're gonna walk. I�s not very far. We're gonna walk out of here. 387 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,391 Yes, we are. We're gonna fuckin' walk, 388 00:30:56,501 --> 00:31:01,336 and if you move or if you scream, I'm gonna shoot you in the face. 389 00:31:02,274 --> 00:31:03,707 Okay, le�s go. 390 00:31:03,808 --> 00:31:07,574 I don't fucking give a shit about shit. 391 00:31:11,149 --> 00:31:14,380 - Where are we going? - Don't talk, or I'll shoot you. 392 00:31:15,687 --> 00:31:17,552 Eyes forward. 393 00:31:18,557 --> 00:31:22,721 Don't make this hard on me. I'm having a very bad day. 394 00:31:25,263 --> 00:31:27,390 Sir, please just let me go. 395 00:31:27,499 --> 00:31:29,990 I swear to God I'm not gonna tell anybody anything about you. 396 00:31:30,101 --> 00:31:30,999 I don't even know you. 397 00:31:31,102 --> 00:31:33,036 Do I look like an idiot to you? 398 00:31:42,214 --> 00:31:45,809 Stop looking so nervous. You're so damn obvious. 399 00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:57,123 Don't you move, or I'll shoot you. 400 00:32:00,899 --> 00:32:02,457 The key doesn't work 401 00:32:05,904 --> 00:32:08,464 Stop! Come back here! 402 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,240 You stabbed me, bitch! 403 00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:18,814 Come on. Come here. 404 00:32:19,951 --> 00:32:21,851 Don't make me shoot you, lady. 405 00:32:21,953 --> 00:32:23,352 Please! 406 00:32:24,990 --> 00:32:26,890 I'm sorry. 407 00:32:28,093 --> 00:32:30,527 Okay. So walk. 408 00:32:30,629 --> 00:32:32,893 And don't you fucking try to move. 409 00:32:32,998 --> 00:32:34,431 Okay. 410 00:32:44,476 --> 00:32:46,637 - Please let me go. - I can't let you go. 411 00:32:46,745 --> 00:32:50,442 - Just let me go. - I can't. You'll tell on me. 412 00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:55,544 No! 413 00:33:00,158 --> 00:33:03,321 So you think this is the guy... Gregory? 414 00:33:03,428 --> 00:33:05,726 Well, I'm not actually saying that. 415 00:33:05,830 --> 00:33:10,267 I'm actually implying that it could be him. 416 00:33:10,368 --> 00:33:13,804 I mean, those could be his bullets there. 417 00:33:13,905 --> 00:33:16,430 So you think that it might be him? 418 00:33:16,608 --> 00:33:19,372 Right, yeah. Well, I... tha�s what I'm implying. 419 00:33:19,477 --> 00:33:22,913 I'm just... I'm not really saying it. You know. 420 00:33:23,081 --> 00:33:27,677 So, you're making an implication but you're not actually saying it? 421 00:33:29,721 --> 00:33:30,983 Yeah, yeah. 422 00:33:31,156 --> 00:33:32,885 Well, you know we can't make an arrest 423 00:33:33,058 --> 00:33:35,219 solely on your implications, right? 424 00:33:59,718 --> 00:34:03,176 Oh, man. I fuckin' blew it. 425 00:34:07,325 --> 00:34:08,792 This is great. 426 00:34:18,002 --> 00:34:19,094 Fuck. 427 00:34:20,972 --> 00:34:22,371 Fuck! 428 00:34:25,777 --> 00:34:27,210 Just when everything was gonna happen, 429 00:34:27,312 --> 00:34:29,678 I fuckin' blew it. I blew it. 430 00:34:30,648 --> 00:34:31,945 Now a fuckin' hostage. 431 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:35,611 What the fuck am I gonna do with a hostage? 432 00:34:38,189 --> 00:34:42,285 Goddamn it. What a fuckin' mess. 433 00:34:46,464 --> 00:34:47,988 Fuck. 434 00:34:49,467 --> 00:34:51,230 Do you think this is gonna get infected? 435 00:35:03,214 --> 00:35:04,647 Hello? 436 00:35:04,816 --> 00:35:06,511 Time's up! 437 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:07,881 What? 438 00:35:07,986 --> 00:35:11,046 Half a day is gone. Pay up or be gone. 439 00:35:11,156 --> 00:35:13,556 Oh, shit! I only paid for half a day? 440 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:16,923 Oh, shit. 441 00:35:22,033 --> 00:35:26,265 Hey, can I borrow 30 bucks? 442 00:35:32,243 --> 00:35:33,972 Come on. Are you comin'? 443 00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:35,511 Fuck. 444 00:35:37,415 --> 00:35:39,849 Jesus Christ! How long are you gonna make me stand out here? 445 00:35:50,595 --> 00:35:55,726 Listen. I'm gonna go pay this man, and if you scream... 446 00:36:05,743 --> 00:36:07,677 Look, you got to pay if you want to stay. 447 00:36:07,779 --> 00:36:09,041 Tha�s the way that it works. 448 00:36:09,147 --> 00:36:11,081 I don't make the rules. I just got to pay the bills. 449 00:36:11,249 --> 00:36:13,308 The only way I can pay the bills is if you give me money. 450 00:36:13,418 --> 00:36:16,751 So if you're staying, give me money. If you're going, get the hell out. 451 00:36:16,921 --> 00:36:20,186 So is there anything else that you could tell us about him? 452 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,122 What was his position? 453 00:36:22,594 --> 00:36:23,925 He was a... 454 00:36:24,095 --> 00:36:26,086 You got to get one more out! 455 00:36:26,264 --> 00:36:27,731 Part-time custodian. 456 00:36:27,899 --> 00:36:29,764 And you fired him because...? 457 00:36:29,868 --> 00:36:33,736 I fired him because he couldn't do the toilets. 458 00:36:33,838 --> 00:36:35,772 - The toilet? - The toilets. 459 00:36:35,874 --> 00:36:38,206 He truly didn't care about his position. 460 00:36:38,309 --> 00:36:40,607 I didn't have a choice in the matter. 461 00:36:40,778 --> 00:36:43,269 So you let him go because he couldn't clean the toilets? 462 00:36:43,448 --> 00:36:44,506 Yes. 463 00:36:56,661 --> 00:36:57,992 Thanks. 464 00:36:58,162 --> 00:37:01,154 I'll pay you back, I promise. 465 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,827 This really isn't like me. 466 00:37:03,935 --> 00:37:08,634 All this stuff... especially with money. 467 00:37:10,108 --> 00:37:13,635 I promise I will pay you back. I don't like to borrow. 468 00:37:13,745 --> 00:37:16,839 So please, what are you gonna do? 469 00:37:21,486 --> 00:37:23,511 Listen, you know, if you wanna rob the place, 470 00:37:23,621 --> 00:37:25,555 I really don't care... I swear to God. 471 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:29,051 You mean the restaurant? 472 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:32,425 Yeah, I swear to God, I won't tell anyone. 473 00:37:36,868 --> 00:37:37,698 Shit. 474 00:37:47,845 --> 00:37:49,608 Why couldn't you just say hi to me? 475 00:37:49,714 --> 00:37:52,615 Wha�s so hard about saying hi to somebody? 476 00:37:52,717 --> 00:37:55,083 I don't talk to strangers. I'm sorry. 477 00:37:56,721 --> 00:37:58,882 Well, I'm Joe. 478 00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:03,325 And you are? 479 00:38:04,362 --> 00:38:06,353 Linda. 480 00:38:06,531 --> 00:38:08,231 Linda, what is that, like a nickname or something? 481 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:09,266 What? 482 00:38:09,367 --> 00:38:11,897 Yeah. On your license, when I was paying that guy, 483 00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:14,836 I saw in your license it said Stephanie. 484 00:38:15,006 --> 00:38:15,973 So, which one do you prefer? 485 00:38:16,074 --> 00:38:18,042 Do you prefer Linda or do you prefer Stephanie? 486 00:38:18,142 --> 00:38:19,336 Stephanie is fine. 487 00:38:19,510 --> 00:38:20,807 So why do you have a license anyway? 488 00:38:20,912 --> 00:38:22,539 I noticed you didn't have a car. 489 00:38:23,615 --> 00:38:26,379 I�s in the shop. I�s being repainted. 490 00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:32,422 Yeah, mine, too. 491 00:38:32,857 --> 00:38:33,846 Sir. 492 00:38:35,393 --> 00:38:40,456 Joe, please just let me go, okay? 493 00:38:40,565 --> 00:38:42,965 I have a 5-year-old son at home, and he's alone, 494 00:38:43,067 --> 00:38:45,126 and I have to go be with him. 495 00:38:45,303 --> 00:38:46,736 Please. 496 00:38:46,904 --> 00:38:48,531 You have a 5-year-old son? 497 00:38:50,875 --> 00:38:52,103 Really? 498 00:38:56,114 --> 00:38:56,978 Wha�s his name? 499 00:38:57,715 --> 00:38:59,307 Brandon. 500 00:39:01,152 --> 00:39:02,642 Brandon. 501 00:39:07,892 --> 00:39:10,793 Why didn't you have any pictures of him in your wallet? 502 00:39:11,329 --> 00:39:12,591 What do you mean? 503 00:39:12,764 --> 00:39:14,288 What the fuck do you take me for? 504 00:39:14,465 --> 00:39:16,626 Do you think I'm a fuckin' idiot? 505 00:39:35,086 --> 00:39:37,247 - So I guess we're done. - Yeah. 506 00:39:37,422 --> 00:39:38,855 Wait a minute. Hold... 507 00:39:38,956 --> 00:39:40,583 Now, hang on, what about me? 508 00:39:40,692 --> 00:39:41,488 What about you? 509 00:39:41,659 --> 00:39:43,092 I could be in danger here. 510 00:39:43,194 --> 00:39:45,856 I mean, who knows what this kid is capable of. 511 00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:47,554 Kids these days? Come on. 512 00:39:47,665 --> 00:39:51,658 But we absolutely have no proof that he dropped those bullets. 513 00:39:51,836 --> 00:39:53,235 No threat, no motive, 514 00:39:53,337 --> 00:39:58,036 so we can't officially charge anyone. 515 00:39:59,277 --> 00:40:00,608 What are you implying? 516 00:40:00,778 --> 00:40:02,943 - No, we're saying it. - You know what? 517 00:40:03,047 --> 00:40:06,448 I think you should just relax and just go on with your day. 518 00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:08,209 Try a little chamomile tea. 519 00:40:08,386 --> 00:40:12,083 Okay. 520 00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:15,382 What am I doing? 521 00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:17,085 Should I just run? 522 00:40:17,195 --> 00:40:20,460 Yeah, I'm gonna just run. 523 00:40:20,565 --> 00:40:22,089 What about her? 524 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,930 Who is she gonna tell? 525 00:40:25,603 --> 00:40:27,070 Yeah, she'll tell. 526 00:40:59,003 --> 00:41:01,733 Oh, pussy. 527 00:41:40,745 --> 00:41:43,111 No! 528 00:41:59,297 --> 00:42:00,787 Miss? 529 00:42:01,265 --> 00:42:03,790 Oh. Oh, shit. 530 00:42:19,450 --> 00:42:21,213 I've never hit a girl before. 531 00:42:21,319 --> 00:42:23,310 Never really hit a dude either. 532 00:42:23,421 --> 00:42:27,323 Now I hit a girl before a guy. Fuck. 533 00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:31,088 Not a good way to start a relation... or friendship. 534 00:42:31,195 --> 00:42:32,924 No. I don't know. 535 00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:36,329 What the hell do I call it? An interaction? 536 00:43:12,303 --> 00:43:14,794 I brought you a snack. 537 00:43:27,752 --> 00:43:29,014 What? No appetite? 538 00:43:31,055 --> 00:43:32,215 Okay. 539 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:44,329 Excuse me. 540 00:44:48,099 --> 00:44:49,532 - Mr. Crolick. - Gosh! 541 00:44:50,101 --> 00:44:52,228 Jason. Come on, kid. 542 00:44:52,336 --> 00:44:54,566 Come here, come here, come here. Over here, over here. 543 00:44:54,672 --> 00:44:56,537 - The bathrooms are cleaned, sir. - Are they? 544 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,834 - Yeah. - Good. 545 00:44:58,009 --> 00:45:00,500 You... you sure looked like you're doing a good job. 546 00:45:00,678 --> 00:45:02,009 Oh, well. 547 00:45:02,113 --> 00:45:04,513 Listen. Hey, Jason, you seen...? 548 00:45:04,615 --> 00:45:07,482 Have you seen anything suspicious going on around here? 549 00:45:07,585 --> 00:45:11,715 Well, in one of the toilets I saw an unusually large... 550 00:45:11,822 --> 00:45:13,756 No, no, not that, not that. 551 00:45:13,858 --> 00:45:16,725 I mean, around here. 552 00:45:17,995 --> 00:45:19,519 - Here? - Yeah. 553 00:45:23,234 --> 00:45:25,702 Never mind. Never mind. 554 00:45:25,803 --> 00:45:28,533 Listen, you are a fine boy. 555 00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:29,901 You really are. 556 00:45:30,007 --> 00:45:31,668 I'm proud of you, lad. 557 00:45:31,842 --> 00:45:33,275 - You keep up the good work. - Okay, sir. 558 00:45:33,377 --> 00:45:34,173 - All right? - Yeah. 559 00:45:34,278 --> 00:45:35,973 - Take care. - Okay. All right. 560 00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:38,275 Atatat, go this way, this way. 561 00:45:38,382 --> 00:45:39,872 - Right. - Okay. 562 00:45:39,984 --> 00:45:41,611 Right you are. 563 00:45:42,686 --> 00:45:44,984 Oh, Jesus. 564 00:46:01,405 --> 00:46:02,929 Sorry. 565 00:46:07,244 --> 00:46:09,838 Oh, you work at a hospital. 566 00:46:10,014 --> 00:46:12,346 What are you? A doctor? 567 00:46:20,658 --> 00:46:24,253 Listen, I'm really sorry about hitting you. 568 00:46:24,428 --> 00:46:25,690 But what else was I supposed to do? 569 00:46:25,796 --> 00:46:27,730 I mean, you're coming at me with a knife. 570 00:46:27,898 --> 00:46:30,230 Please take this off. 571 00:46:30,801 --> 00:46:31,597 What? 572 00:46:31,702 --> 00:46:33,897 Let me go. 573 00:47:01,132 --> 00:47:03,066 Are you gonna rape me? 574 00:47:05,102 --> 00:47:06,535 What? 575 00:47:07,138 --> 00:47:11,097 No. I'm not gonna rape you. I'm not a sicko. 576 00:47:17,648 --> 00:47:20,412 Joe, I really don't care what you do. 577 00:47:21,252 --> 00:47:23,015 I really don't care if you rob that place. 578 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,782 I promise I'm not gonna tell anyone. 579 00:47:26,657 --> 00:47:28,454 Joe, I give you my word, okay? 580 00:47:28,626 --> 00:47:31,618 I swear to God I'm not gonna tell anyone. 581 00:47:31,729 --> 00:47:33,720 Honestly, I don't even know what you look like. 582 00:47:33,831 --> 00:47:38,564 Yeah. I suppose I have one of those unrememberable faces. 583 00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:43,265 Tha�s not what I meant. 584 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,204 People don't get me, you know. 585 00:47:48,679 --> 00:47:53,446 When I was 7 years old, I thought that I would own the world, 586 00:47:53,551 --> 00:47:54,518 you know what I mean? 587 00:47:54,618 --> 00:47:56,142 I mean not really, not literally, 588 00:47:56,253 --> 00:48:00,189 but I really thought I was on to something big. 589 00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:03,423 But I wasn't. 590 00:48:10,935 --> 00:48:13,529 Red Star Buffet. 591 00:48:14,805 --> 00:48:17,797 That sounds nice. Is it fancy? 592 00:48:18,909 --> 00:48:24,781 Oh, looks like I'm not the only criminal in the house. 593 00:48:39,930 --> 00:48:41,329 Whip it up with miracle mix. 594 00:48:41,432 --> 00:48:42,865 I did. 595 00:48:43,701 --> 00:48:45,293 More miracle mix, please. 596 00:48:45,402 --> 00:48:47,029 Mr. Crolick, I already made a whole batch. 597 00:48:47,204 --> 00:48:50,537 Don't "Mr. Crolick" me. Just do as I say. 598 00:48:50,708 --> 00:48:53,541 More miracle mix. 599 00:48:53,711 --> 00:48:56,509 People, listen up. 600 00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:00,776 My meat will not be taken for granted in this kitchen. 601 00:49:00,884 --> 00:49:05,878 When we're dealing with my meat, we always use an extender. 602 00:49:13,998 --> 00:49:17,399 This is good. This is really good. 603 00:49:17,501 --> 00:49:20,026 I don't really smoke that much. 604 00:49:23,073 --> 00:49:24,472 Me neither. 605 00:49:24,575 --> 00:49:26,270 It calms me down. 606 00:49:27,978 --> 00:49:30,173 - Yeah? - Yeah. 607 00:49:30,281 --> 00:49:32,715 Well, it easily makes me paranoid. 608 00:49:34,852 --> 00:49:36,251 Really? 609 00:49:36,353 --> 00:49:38,048 No, not really. 610 00:49:39,023 --> 00:49:43,687 But seriously, can I ask you something? 611 00:49:45,696 --> 00:49:48,631 Why didn't you talk to me when I approached you earlier? 612 00:49:48,799 --> 00:49:52,200 You... you can tell me the truth. I won't get mad, I promise. 613 00:49:52,303 --> 00:49:56,262 You know, honestly, it has nothing to do with you. I�s me. 614 00:49:56,440 --> 00:50:00,001 No, don't say that. Come on. 615 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:05,210 I don't know. Maybe i�s your voice. 616 00:50:05,382 --> 00:50:06,644 My voice? 617 00:50:07,184 --> 00:50:10,085 The way you were talking. It was kind of weird at first. 618 00:50:14,325 --> 00:50:16,122 I think I smelled something. 619 00:50:16,894 --> 00:50:17,918 Was it me? 620 00:50:20,164 --> 00:50:21,392 I don't smell anything. 621 00:50:21,498 --> 00:50:23,932 Can I ask you something? 622 00:50:24,601 --> 00:50:27,126 Why'd you decide to approach me? 623 00:50:27,237 --> 00:50:29,000 I told you, I thought we had a moment, 624 00:50:29,106 --> 00:50:32,564 you know, the way we looked at each other. 625 00:50:33,043 --> 00:50:35,739 I was just trying to be spontaneous. 626 00:50:35,913 --> 00:50:37,904 I'll never do that again. 627 00:50:47,157 --> 00:50:48,647 Do you hear that? 628 00:50:53,297 --> 00:50:54,764 Where is that coming from? 629 00:50:55,432 --> 00:50:57,195 From the tub, I think. 630 00:51:04,007 --> 00:51:05,133 You're gonna break it. 631 00:51:05,242 --> 00:51:08,109 I don't care. This isn't my house. 632 00:51:15,552 --> 00:51:16,951 Shit! 633 00:51:17,054 --> 00:51:18,214 Shit, tha�s big! 634 00:51:19,990 --> 00:51:23,221 Ken, working hard, I see. 635 00:51:23,327 --> 00:51:25,261 Chopping onions. 636 00:51:25,362 --> 00:51:28,229 Chop, chop. 637 00:51:29,333 --> 00:51:31,494 Really slowly. 638 00:51:32,603 --> 00:51:35,629 Hey listen, Ken, have you, uh... 639 00:51:35,739 --> 00:51:39,402 have you seen anything out of the ordinary here lately? 640 00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:40,499 I don't know. 641 00:51:40,611 --> 00:51:45,344 No, I mean, anything out of the normal, le�s say. 642 00:51:45,449 --> 00:51:46,916 I don't know. 643 00:51:47,017 --> 00:51:50,817 Have you seen Gregory today? 644 00:51:51,855 --> 00:51:56,258 Not today. I saw him yesterday, but I didn't see him today. 645 00:51:56,927 --> 00:51:58,394 Right. 646 00:52:00,798 --> 00:52:02,698 You're happy working here, aren't you? 647 00:52:03,700 --> 00:52:06,328 I mean you're a happy worker, right? 648 00:52:06,437 --> 00:52:08,064 I�s okay. 649 00:52:08,172 --> 00:52:11,300 Not disgruntled in the least? 650 00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,236 Yeah. 651 00:52:13,343 --> 00:52:15,368 I like... I like working here, too. 652 00:52:16,413 --> 00:52:21,180 Great job. Great, great job. Good benefits. 653 00:52:28,392 --> 00:52:32,419 All right. Well, listen, i�s been great rappin' with you, 654 00:52:32,529 --> 00:52:35,589 and, uh, you carry on, okay? 655 00:52:35,699 --> 00:52:38,668 Catch you on the flip-flop. 656 00:52:38,969 --> 00:52:41,199 I'm just one of the guys. 657 00:53:04,828 --> 00:53:07,797 Right. Carry on. 658 00:53:12,803 --> 00:53:15,465 Say something cool. 659 00:53:15,639 --> 00:53:17,504 Come on. 660 00:53:17,608 --> 00:53:19,405 Nah, wait. 661 00:53:19,510 --> 00:53:21,410 Just be natural. 662 00:53:21,512 --> 00:53:22,843 You don't have to think at all. 663 00:53:22,946 --> 00:53:27,474 Just don't try so hard. Just be smooth. 664 00:53:27,584 --> 00:53:32,351 Oh, no. Let her talk. She'll think of something. 665 00:53:32,890 --> 00:53:34,357 Nah. 666 00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,926 Think of something cool. 667 00:53:37,327 --> 00:53:38,794 I... 668 00:53:40,197 --> 00:53:43,325 I always felt bad for the lobsters. 669 00:53:43,433 --> 00:53:47,631 You know the lobsters in those big glass sinks in the supermarket? 670 00:53:48,338 --> 00:53:52,866 They're just in there piled on top of each other. 671 00:53:52,976 --> 00:53:58,437 This one time, me and Joey, my friend, 672 00:53:58,549 --> 00:54:01,450 we got obliterated, and we went down there, 673 00:54:01,552 --> 00:54:03,349 and we were staring at them, 674 00:54:03,453 --> 00:54:09,255 and I kept thinking, "I wonder what they're thinking," you know? 675 00:54:09,359 --> 00:54:11,452 I mean, they're in there, 676 00:54:11,562 --> 00:54:13,427 and they can see us through those glass walls, 677 00:54:13,530 --> 00:54:16,931 and we must look like giants to them. 678 00:54:18,068 --> 00:54:21,265 Then they're just there and just hanging out, 679 00:54:21,371 --> 00:54:23,839 waiting for their turn to go into the pot. 680 00:54:25,609 --> 00:54:27,304 What a life. 681 00:54:27,978 --> 00:54:29,343 Man. 682 00:54:30,547 --> 00:54:31,639 Hey, Joe. 683 00:54:32,616 --> 00:54:33,674 Yeah? 684 00:54:34,718 --> 00:54:36,879 What are you gonna do? 685 00:54:36,987 --> 00:54:39,114 I don't know. 686 00:54:44,695 --> 00:54:47,220 What are you gonna do with me? 687 00:54:49,499 --> 00:54:51,933 I don't know. 688 00:54:53,203 --> 00:54:55,501 We could talk. 689 00:54:55,606 --> 00:54:57,164 Do you wanna just talk? 690 00:55:04,781 --> 00:55:07,409 I'm so tired. 691 00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:11,883 I'm just really, really tired. 692 00:55:13,323 --> 00:55:15,291 Of everything, you know. 693 00:55:17,828 --> 00:55:20,353 I'm just so tired. 694 00:55:29,206 --> 00:55:31,106 I wrote a book once. 695 00:55:31,208 --> 00:55:32,334 You did? 696 00:55:32,442 --> 00:55:33,500 Yeah. 697 00:55:33,610 --> 00:55:35,100 Tha�s cool. What was it about? 698 00:55:35,212 --> 00:55:37,476 Well, i�s a novel, 699 00:55:37,581 --> 00:55:40,607 and, um, the main character... he, um... he has this dream 700 00:55:40,717 --> 00:55:45,620 of building the worl�s tallest building, this tower, 701 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:47,781 only he has all this opposition. 702 00:55:47,958 --> 00:55:50,256 Everybody's trying to mess up his plans, 703 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:52,851 and he doesn't know who his enemies are. 704 00:55:52,963 --> 00:55:54,954 But he also doesn't know who his friends are either 705 00:55:55,065 --> 00:55:59,832 because people keep shifting identities, and... 706 00:56:02,205 --> 00:56:05,663 Well, it had some sci-fi elements to it. 707 00:56:05,842 --> 00:56:07,469 Tha�s cool. 708 00:56:07,577 --> 00:56:09,101 Yeah. 709 00:56:09,279 --> 00:56:10,473 Wha�d you do with it? 710 00:56:11,114 --> 00:56:13,674 I sent it to a few publishers. 711 00:56:14,918 --> 00:56:17,148 What did they say? 712 00:56:17,487 --> 00:56:18,647 They sent me back letters. 713 00:56:18,755 --> 00:56:21,417 It said something like, um, they couldn't read it 714 00:56:21,525 --> 00:56:25,484 because it was unsolicited material or some shit like that, 715 00:56:25,595 --> 00:56:28,189 whatever the fuck tha�s supposed to mean. 716 00:56:29,266 --> 00:56:32,758 Fucking cowards. I hate fucking cowards. 717 00:56:32,936 --> 00:56:36,030 Like, Mr. Crolick, for instance. 718 00:56:36,139 --> 00:56:37,697 Who's that? 719 00:56:37,808 --> 00:56:40,538 He's my boss at that burger joint. 720 00:56:40,711 --> 00:56:43,271 Get the feces! 721 00:56:43,447 --> 00:56:48,111 Like, he made me stick my arms up to my elbows in toilet bowls. 722 00:56:48,218 --> 00:56:50,049 He's fucking sick. 723 00:56:51,722 --> 00:56:53,383 Did you quit? 724 00:56:53,490 --> 00:56:54,718 Almost. 725 00:56:54,891 --> 00:56:57,621 On the day I decided to quit, he fired me. 726 00:56:57,728 --> 00:57:00,959 Damn it, Gregory, I've had it right up to here with you. 727 00:57:01,064 --> 00:57:02,190 Right up to here. 728 00:57:02,299 --> 00:57:04,130 You were the worst employee I have ever had, 729 00:57:04,234 --> 00:57:05,428 and you're out of here. 730 00:57:05,535 --> 00:57:06,627 You hear me? Gone. 731 00:57:06,803 --> 00:57:09,397 Ah, he's the king of assholes. 732 00:57:09,506 --> 00:57:12,634 This one time he put up a picture of me 733 00:57:12,743 --> 00:57:14,938 right up next to the Employee of the Month 734 00:57:15,045 --> 00:57:17,707 with a big sign underneath that read, 735 00:57:17,814 --> 00:57:22,945 "Gregory Wilks, a lazy, incompetent employee."' 736 00:57:23,587 --> 00:57:25,885 He wanted to make an example out of me or something. 737 00:57:25,989 --> 00:57:29,516 Out of me, like, for what? What did I ever do to him? 738 00:57:31,762 --> 00:57:34,390 Did you just say Gregory Wilks? 739 00:57:34,498 --> 00:57:37,990 Yeah. Gregory fucking Wilks. 740 00:57:38,101 --> 00:57:39,090 Joe's my nickname. 741 00:57:39,202 --> 00:57:41,067 Well, not really. I just call myself that. 742 00:57:41,171 --> 00:57:42,661 I like how it sounds. 743 00:57:46,109 --> 00:57:48,202 Did you go to Stevenson High? 744 00:57:50,013 --> 00:57:53,039 I don't really like to talk about high school. 745 00:57:53,150 --> 00:57:54,879 I went to Stevenson High. 746 00:57:56,319 --> 00:57:59,948 So, wait, are you, like, the Gregory Wilks? 747 00:58:00,123 --> 00:58:01,852 Yeah, why? 748 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:05,459 Oh, my God. 749 00:58:05,562 --> 00:58:09,623 You're the guy that got caught jerking off in study hall. 750 00:58:10,133 --> 00:58:12,897 I've heard that story, like, a million times. You're a legend. 751 00:58:13,069 --> 00:58:13,899 Can you just do me a favor? 752 00:58:14,004 --> 00:58:15,232 Can you just humor me for a second, 753 00:58:15,338 --> 00:58:18,273 and can you just tell me your version of this, please? 754 00:58:18,441 --> 00:58:21,005 So many facts about that story have gotten twisted around. 755 00:58:21,111 --> 00:58:21,977 Yeah. 756 00:58:22,078 --> 00:58:23,675 I mean, I barely even got started. 757 00:58:23,780 --> 00:58:24,712 All right. 758 00:58:24,815 --> 00:58:26,715 - No, no, listen to me. - Okay. 759 00:58:26,850 --> 00:58:28,408 I was... it was a study hall, 760 00:58:28,518 --> 00:58:30,645 and everybody was on a field trip that day. 761 00:58:30,754 --> 00:58:33,552 I was alone. I was all by myself, and I barely even... 762 00:58:34,825 --> 00:58:36,349 And well, no, listen. 763 00:58:36,459 --> 00:58:39,485 And later I found out that there was a hidden camera in that classroom. 764 00:58:39,596 --> 00:58:41,120 I have a solid case against it. 765 00:58:42,399 --> 00:58:45,891 - Gregory, I'm sorry. - Cut it out. 766 00:58:46,002 --> 00:58:48,630 - I�s not funny, you're right. - Shut up. 767 00:58:48,738 --> 00:58:50,330 I�s really fucking funny. 768 00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:54,069 Shut up! Shut the fuck up! 769 00:58:54,244 --> 00:58:56,178 I could shoot you in the face! 770 00:58:56,346 --> 00:58:58,746 Do you know how fucking embarrassing that was for me? 771 00:58:58,915 --> 00:59:01,315 My parents thought I was a freak. 772 00:59:01,484 --> 00:59:03,179 The school played them the video tape 773 00:59:03,353 --> 00:59:05,617 as if me admitting to it wasn't enough. 774 00:59:06,223 --> 00:59:07,815 They said I needed therapy. 775 00:59:07,924 --> 00:59:10,154 Therapy? For what? 776 00:59:11,094 --> 00:59:13,255 Fuck therapy, and fuck you, 777 00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:17,457 and fuck all of this, and fuck my... fuck! 778 00:59:17,634 --> 00:59:19,261 Oh, goddamnit! 779 00:59:19,436 --> 00:59:20,596 God! 780 00:59:23,740 --> 00:59:25,503 Oh, fuck! 781 00:59:31,915 --> 00:59:33,507 Fuck! 782 00:59:45,729 --> 00:59:46,821 Can I see it? 783 00:59:46,997 --> 00:59:48,294 No! Get away from me! 784 00:59:48,398 --> 00:59:51,561 Let me see it. I'm a nurse's aide. Come on. 785 00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:57,773 I broke it. I fuckin' know I did. I fuckin' broke it. 786 01:00:02,245 --> 01:00:04,907 Hey, where are you goin'? 787 01:00:12,389 --> 01:00:14,084 Oh, God! 788 01:00:19,696 --> 01:00:21,027 Come here. 789 01:00:22,666 --> 01:00:24,327 Put it in there. 790 01:00:29,506 --> 01:00:31,872 Just let it cool for a second. 791 01:00:39,382 --> 01:00:41,441 Oh, God. 792 01:00:51,928 --> 01:00:54,453 I broke it. I know I fuckin' broke it. I know I did. 793 01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:57,762 Does this hurt? 794 01:00:57,867 --> 01:00:59,061 Yes! 795 01:00:59,169 --> 01:01:00,693 Okay. 796 01:01:08,979 --> 01:01:10,947 Hello? 797 01:01:12,248 --> 01:01:15,308 Yeah. Yeah, Ma. 798 01:01:17,220 --> 01:01:18,152 No. 799 01:01:18,321 --> 01:01:20,346 No, Ma, I don't know. 800 01:01:20,457 --> 01:01:22,857 No. No, I won't be home for dinner. 801 01:01:22,959 --> 01:01:24,654 Because I won't. 802 01:01:25,528 --> 01:01:28,759 Yes, I have my key. Yes. 803 01:01:29,466 --> 01:01:31,627 I can handle it, all right? 804 01:01:34,537 --> 01:01:35,697 Sorry. 805 01:01:35,805 --> 01:01:36,931 You live at home? 806 01:01:37,874 --> 01:01:39,569 Yeah. 807 01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:41,836 Like, with your whole family, 808 01:01:41,945 --> 01:01:43,776 like, your mom and your dad and everyone? 809 01:01:43,947 --> 01:01:49,817 My dad, my mom, my sister, my older brother, our dog Steve. 810 01:01:49,986 --> 01:01:51,453 I�s really embarrassing, right? 811 01:01:51,554 --> 01:01:55,456 I�s kind of cool actually. I'm a little jealous. 812 01:01:56,159 --> 01:02:01,529 I wish I lived with my parents, you know. 813 01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:06,391 My dad left, like, pretty soon after I was born, 814 01:02:06,503 --> 01:02:08,368 so I don't really know him. 815 01:02:08,471 --> 01:02:10,029 So it was just me and my mom, you know. 816 01:02:10,206 --> 01:02:12,470 So my mom was, like, my best friend, you know. 817 01:02:12,575 --> 01:02:14,270 I�s just me and her. 818 01:02:14,377 --> 01:02:18,973 And then, um, when I was 14, she died, so... 819 01:02:19,082 --> 01:02:22,848 And then I lived with my aunt, and I finished high school there. 820 01:02:24,187 --> 01:02:28,214 She, um... we didn't get along. 821 01:02:29,292 --> 01:02:35,128 So you're kind of lucky, just so you know. 822 01:02:37,534 --> 01:02:39,126 What did she die of? 823 01:02:39,302 --> 01:02:41,395 She had cancer. 824 01:02:41,571 --> 01:02:45,166 I'm sorry. I�s none of my business. 825 01:02:45,275 --> 01:02:46,242 I�s fine. 826 01:02:49,212 --> 01:02:51,874 How is it with your family? 827 01:02:52,048 --> 01:02:54,039 All right, I guess. 828 01:02:58,321 --> 01:03:00,255 Do they know that you run around with a gun 829 01:03:00,356 --> 01:03:02,483 trying to rob a fast food restaurant? 830 01:03:02,659 --> 01:03:04,320 No. They wouldn't think I had the balls to do that 831 01:03:04,427 --> 01:03:06,895 in a million years. 832 01:03:06,996 --> 01:03:11,399 They think I'm just... mediocre. 833 01:03:11,868 --> 01:03:14,336 I mean, I always wanted to do something. 834 01:03:14,504 --> 01:03:17,029 You know, something to show them 835 01:03:17,140 --> 01:03:20,837 that I'm man enough to actually do something with my life. 836 01:03:20,944 --> 01:03:22,969 That I'm not... 837 01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:25,274 that I'm not worthless. 838 01:03:25,381 --> 01:03:29,408 Yeah, tha�s the word I was looking for... worthless. 839 01:03:31,020 --> 01:03:35,081 I just... I just don't want them to think that I'm a pussy. 840 01:03:38,595 --> 01:03:41,496 I think they think I'm stupid or something. 841 01:03:42,098 --> 01:03:44,430 I don't think they think that. 842 01:03:44,534 --> 01:03:47,332 No, I mean, I did try to do something. 843 01:03:47,437 --> 01:03:48,961 I really, really did. 844 01:03:49,139 --> 01:03:53,667 I mean, sometimes good stuff just doesn't happen to people. 845 01:03:53,776 --> 01:03:56,870 I mean, maybe if I had a little luck, but I didn't, 846 01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:01,644 and... and so things just didn't work out like I planned. 847 01:04:02,218 --> 01:04:04,083 Why don't you write another book? 848 01:04:04,254 --> 01:04:07,052 Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, tha�s funny. 849 01:04:08,057 --> 01:04:09,991 Don't make me laugh. 850 01:04:10,093 --> 01:04:12,323 No, I'm serious. 851 01:04:12,929 --> 01:04:14,624 I mean, do you think your parents will love you more 852 01:04:14,731 --> 01:04:17,928 if you become a career criminal and get shot? 853 01:04:18,101 --> 01:04:21,093 At least they'll know I'm not a coward. 854 01:04:22,672 --> 01:04:25,266 Can I see your hand? 855 01:04:38,354 --> 01:04:41,482 Ow. Can you help me? 856 01:04:42,325 --> 01:04:44,190 Well, I tied you up good. 857 01:04:55,004 --> 01:04:56,266 Let me see. 858 01:05:25,935 --> 01:05:27,562 Shit! 859 01:05:31,140 --> 01:05:35,509 You don't dick with the Crolick. 860 01:05:36,379 --> 01:05:38,040 Are you talking to me? 861 01:05:38,214 --> 01:05:42,310 You must be talking to me, 'cause I'm the only Crolick here. 862 01:05:44,754 --> 01:05:46,415 Are you talking to me? 863 01:05:47,790 --> 01:05:49,690 Yeah, watch yourself. 864 01:05:49,859 --> 01:05:52,020 You want piece of me? You want a piece of me? 865 01:05:52,128 --> 01:05:55,188 Would you like several pieces of me? 866 01:05:55,365 --> 01:05:57,299 Yeah. Yeah, mister! 867 01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,833 Take that. Yeah! 868 01:06:01,204 --> 01:06:04,230 I almost had a heart attack when you came to me with that knife. 869 01:06:06,042 --> 01:06:07,509 Which time? 870 01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:11,046 The second time. The first one, I didn't see coming. 871 01:06:11,147 --> 01:06:12,136 Well, what did you expect? 872 01:06:12,248 --> 01:06:14,808 I thought you're, like, the hitcher or something. 873 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:16,646 - The hitcher? - Uh-huh. 874 01:06:16,753 --> 01:06:18,983 You're the one who almost took my head off with that machete. 875 01:06:19,088 --> 01:06:20,612 You're the one who kidnaps me. 876 01:06:20,790 --> 01:06:22,917 Yeah? Well, you're the one who couldn't even say hello to me. 877 01:06:23,092 --> 01:06:26,255 - You looked creepy. - I thought we had a moment. 878 01:06:26,429 --> 01:06:28,090 You put a gun in my hip. 879 01:06:29,299 --> 01:06:33,235 Yeah. I was going through a rough patch. 880 01:06:35,004 --> 01:06:37,370 You were under a lot of pressure. 881 01:06:40,576 --> 01:06:43,306 Plus, I probably stank. 882 01:06:44,781 --> 01:06:46,612 Is that a mustard stain? 883 01:06:46,783 --> 01:06:48,774 It could be. 884 01:06:50,386 --> 01:06:54,413 Somebody should really clean the ceilings in these places. 885 01:06:54,524 --> 01:06:56,424 How do you clean a ceiling? 886 01:06:56,526 --> 01:06:58,084 Tha�s what I'm trying to figure out. 887 01:07:08,805 --> 01:07:11,000 Oh, shit! 888 01:07:14,410 --> 01:07:17,038 I never a minute of peace. 889 01:07:17,146 --> 01:07:18,306 Enter! 890 01:07:18,614 --> 01:07:20,241 Mr. Crolick. 891 01:07:20,350 --> 01:07:22,181 We had a little malfunction in the bathrooms, 892 01:07:22,285 --> 01:07:23,650 but I took care of it, sir. 893 01:07:23,753 --> 01:07:25,152 There's no problemo. 894 01:07:26,289 --> 01:07:29,486 Yeah, well, I used my best instincts just like you instructed me, sir. 895 01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:33,727 Very good, lad. Very, very good, Jason. 896 01:07:37,834 --> 01:07:40,496 So, what you doin', sir? 897 01:07:40,670 --> 01:07:42,331 I'm making a shank. 898 01:07:42,505 --> 01:07:48,375 I'm reading the... the paper. Tha�s all. 899 01:07:53,483 --> 01:07:55,542 Well, if you, uh, check the lavatory, sir, 900 01:07:55,651 --> 01:07:56,948 check them for leaks. 901 01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:02,384 You know, leaks. Little bathroom humor. 902 01:08:02,558 --> 01:08:03,616 Sorry. 903 01:08:04,961 --> 01:08:07,657 Good. I�s good. Tha�s a good one. 904 01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:10,390 No, you know what, I'm gonna do that later. Thank you, Jason. 905 01:08:10,566 --> 01:08:11,692 Very well, sir. 906 01:08:11,868 --> 01:08:13,028 Great. 907 01:08:21,077 --> 01:08:22,339 Go away, Jason. 908 01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:24,746 Oh, yeah, yeah. 909 01:08:25,915 --> 01:08:28,713 Sorry. All right. See you. 910 01:08:32,755 --> 01:08:35,724 Good grief! 911 01:08:36,793 --> 01:08:38,192 Stool. 912 01:08:38,361 --> 01:08:40,226 You know what I hate? What? 913 01:08:40,329 --> 01:08:42,456 The guys who are on MTV who are always bragging 914 01:08:42,565 --> 01:08:45,591 about their cribs and their hoes and their grills. 915 01:08:45,768 --> 01:08:48,703 I don't understand little ketchup packs. 916 01:08:48,805 --> 01:08:50,432 Why did they make them so small? 917 01:08:50,540 --> 01:08:53,668 You have to use 20 ketchup packs just to eat a thing of French fries. 918 01:08:53,776 --> 01:08:56,336 I�s a waste. I�s a waste of plastic. I'm just saying. 919 01:08:56,512 --> 01:08:58,912 - Oh, you know what I don't get? - What? 920 01:08:59,015 --> 01:09:01,950 Dudes with ponytails. 921 01:09:04,487 --> 01:09:05,977 You know what I don't get? 922 01:09:06,088 --> 01:09:07,248 Soft-core porn. 923 01:09:07,356 --> 01:09:10,052 You know, i�s like two hours of a bad story 924 01:09:10,159 --> 01:09:15,062 mixed in with 15 minutes of fake sex and bad acting. 925 01:09:17,834 --> 01:09:20,234 Why do you have a camera? 926 01:09:23,539 --> 01:09:24,699 Can I see it? 927 01:09:24,807 --> 01:09:26,399 Yeah, go ahead. 928 01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:28,908 I mean, there's no tape in it. 929 01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:37,082 You know what I don't get? 930 01:09:37,186 --> 01:09:37,948 Laid. 931 01:09:41,624 --> 01:09:43,057 This is Joe. - Tha�s a good one. 932 01:09:43,226 --> 01:09:46,593 Today, I'm the ruler of my destiny. 933 01:09:46,696 --> 01:09:48,994 Today, I make justice my way. 934 01:09:49,799 --> 01:09:52,734 With this, I'll make your blood spill, 935 01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:56,965 and you'll forever remember what you have all done to me. 936 01:09:57,106 --> 01:09:57,970 Give me that! 937 01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,232 - This is Joe. - Fuck! 938 01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:02,077 This is Joe. This is Joe. 939 01:10:02,178 --> 01:10:03,736 Oh, fuck! 940 01:10:23,833 --> 01:10:26,859 Fucking memory card. 941 01:10:30,773 --> 01:10:34,573 You weren't gonna rob the place, were you? 942 01:10:45,087 --> 01:10:47,817 I was watching this show on the Discovery Channel 943 01:10:47,924 --> 01:10:50,358 about taboos. 944 01:10:51,561 --> 01:10:53,859 On the Taiwanese food market, you can buy stuff 945 01:10:53,963 --> 01:10:59,732 like pig brains and, like, dog testicles and snakes and stuff. 946 01:11:02,004 --> 01:11:04,734 Yeah, I think I saw it. 947 01:11:06,876 --> 01:11:09,436 I�s pretty creepy, huh? 948 01:11:09,545 --> 01:11:11,035 Yeah. 949 01:11:12,481 --> 01:11:17,316 Yeah. Kind of like me. 950 01:11:23,526 --> 01:11:25,858 I don't know what to do. 951 01:11:26,028 --> 01:11:29,293 I just feel all this pressure. 952 01:11:30,032 --> 01:11:33,331 I remember when my mom died. 953 01:11:34,537 --> 01:11:37,904 I remember sitting in a bathtub filled with water... 954 01:11:39,241 --> 01:11:42,836 ...holding the plugged-in hairdryer over the water. 955 01:11:44,013 --> 01:11:46,072 I was holding it by the wire. 956 01:11:46,916 --> 01:11:49,180 Just holding it. 957 01:11:50,186 --> 01:11:52,245 I don't know what I was thinking. 958 01:11:54,724 --> 01:11:58,353 The weird thing is it wasn't even about my mom. 959 01:12:00,196 --> 01:12:03,859 I just kind of wanted everything to just stop, you know. 960 01:12:03,966 --> 01:12:08,096 Just... just be quiet for a second. 961 01:12:11,440 --> 01:12:14,102 You know what I mean? 962 01:12:16,912 --> 01:12:19,005 I know the feeling. 963 01:12:26,689 --> 01:12:28,418 I'm sorry. 964 01:12:30,493 --> 01:12:31,983 Yeah. 965 01:12:33,596 --> 01:12:35,086 Yeah. 966 01:12:35,498 --> 01:12:36,294 Yeah. 967 01:13:05,861 --> 01:13:08,659 ? Another lazy afternoon? 968 01:13:08,764 --> 01:13:13,724 ? I know you think i�s time for me to do some moving? 969 01:13:13,836 --> 01:13:17,636 ? But i�s hard to get started and dust my broom? 970 01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:21,335 ? My broom has passed by for several times now? 971 01:13:21,877 --> 01:13:24,641 ? This day is just one out of many? 972 01:13:26,582 --> 01:13:30,074 ? You know I am lazy so stop telling me so? 973 01:13:30,352 --> 01:13:32,616 I�s nice out tonight. 974 01:13:33,422 --> 01:13:35,754 I�s the last day of summer. 975 01:13:36,892 --> 01:13:41,488 Yeah. But we still have fall. 976 01:13:45,634 --> 01:13:47,397 So how's your...? 977 01:13:50,639 --> 01:13:52,903 It should be gone by next Friday. 978 01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,371 How's your...? 979 01:13:56,245 --> 01:14:00,079 Um, i�s all right, I guess. 980 01:14:00,182 --> 01:14:02,412 Doesn't hurt anymore. 981 01:14:02,518 --> 01:14:04,349 Good. 982 01:14:04,453 --> 01:14:05,886 Yeah. 983 01:14:09,291 --> 01:14:13,694 So, how about dinner sometime? 984 01:14:13,796 --> 01:14:15,058 Maybe tomorrow? 985 01:14:17,066 --> 01:14:20,035 Yeah, I know. 986 01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:29,003 Well, I've got to get rid of this, so... 987 01:14:49,698 --> 01:14:51,131 Stephanie. 988 01:15:04,013 --> 01:15:06,504 ? Oh, I can live without? 989 01:15:06,615 --> 01:15:09,675 ? I can live without a thought? 990 01:15:09,819 --> 01:15:12,754 ? Of going home? 991 01:15:13,556 --> 01:15:16,116 ? Oh, I can see it hurts? 992 01:15:16,225 --> 01:15:21,128 ? I can see whatever is in there? 993 01:15:21,230 --> 01:15:23,494 ? I can change my clothes? 994 01:15:23,599 --> 01:15:26,830 ? I can change my everything? 995 01:15:26,936 --> 01:15:30,235 ? To make your mind speak? 996 01:15:30,406 --> 01:15:32,874 ? I wish you were right here? 997 01:15:32,975 --> 01:15:36,672 ? I wish you were just every day with me? 998 01:15:40,449 --> 01:15:42,747 ? Here I go? 999 01:15:42,852 --> 01:15:45,480 ? On my own? 1000 01:15:45,588 --> 01:15:48,557 ? Well, tha�s better than waiting? 1001 01:15:48,657 --> 01:15:50,648 ? Here I go? 1002 01:15:50,826 --> 01:15:53,624 ? On my own? 1003 01:15:53,729 --> 01:15:57,722 ? Must be better than waiting? 1004 01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:00,028 ? I could hold your hand? 1005 01:16:00,135 --> 01:16:03,366 ? I could hold your hand real tight? 1006 01:16:09,812 --> 01:16:11,006 Gregory. 1007 01:16:11,113 --> 01:16:12,546 Crolick. 1008 01:16:14,884 --> 01:16:17,045 How are you, pal? 1009 01:16:18,387 --> 01:16:19,877 What are you...? 1010 01:16:19,989 --> 01:16:22,617 What are you doin' around these parts? 1011 01:16:24,026 --> 01:16:25,994 Hey, would you like a late dinner? 1012 01:16:26,095 --> 01:16:28,393 I think we have some leftovers. 1013 01:16:28,564 --> 01:16:30,259 Meatloaf, I think. 1014 01:16:31,500 --> 01:16:37,406 Listen, uh, I always thought that you were a great employee. 1015 01:16:39,008 --> 01:16:44,972 But, you know, there... there's always room for creative criticism. 1016 01:16:46,115 --> 01:16:47,844 Creative criticism. 1017 01:16:48,017 --> 01:16:49,450 Yeah. Well i�s, you know... 1018 01:16:49,551 --> 01:16:52,019 I�s an important part of being a boss. 1019 01:16:52,187 --> 01:16:55,588 You made me dive into a fucking toilet bowl. 1020 01:16:55,758 --> 01:16:59,819 Yeah, well, these are decisions that I have to live with. 1021 01:17:02,932 --> 01:17:05,867 Would you, uh... would you like your old job back? 1022 01:17:06,568 --> 01:17:08,502 My job back? 1023 01:17:08,671 --> 01:17:11,367 Yeah, uh, um, dishwasher. 1024 01:17:11,473 --> 01:17:15,409 I could upgrade you to dishwasher or potato peeler. Tha�s even better. 1025 01:17:15,577 --> 01:17:17,204 Anything higher than that, we got to retrain you... 1026 01:17:17,379 --> 01:17:19,745 - Shut up. - Okay. 1027 01:17:22,751 --> 01:17:27,518 Hey, Crolick, how are your toilet bowls now? 1028 01:17:28,657 --> 01:17:32,252 They're fine. They're very good. We have a new lad. 1029 01:17:35,464 --> 01:17:37,125 Oh, God. 1030 01:17:39,902 --> 01:17:42,268 Do you want to make a move on me now, huh? 1031 01:17:43,572 --> 01:17:45,096 No. 1032 01:17:46,408 --> 01:17:48,399 Do you want to order me around now? 1033 01:17:48,877 --> 01:17:50,504 No, I don't. 1034 01:17:51,413 --> 01:17:55,349 Yeah, tha�s right. 1035 01:17:55,451 --> 01:17:57,612 You can't make me do shit. 1036 01:17:57,786 --> 01:17:59,651 You got that? 1037 01:18:01,423 --> 01:18:04,153 I hate you, Crolick. 1038 01:18:04,326 --> 01:18:07,489 I hate you because you're an asshole. 1039 01:18:07,596 --> 01:18:13,057 And I'm not gonna fuck up my life over you, lad. 1040 01:18:13,202 --> 01:18:14,362 Gregory, listen. L... 1041 01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:16,404 - My name is Joe. - Of course. 1042 01:18:16,505 --> 01:18:20,805 I hate the name Gregory. I always have. I�s fuckin' stupid. 1043 01:18:20,909 --> 01:18:24,811 I agree. Tha�s a stupid name. 1044 01:18:27,149 --> 01:18:29,276 I'm Joe. 1045 01:18:30,853 --> 01:18:33,879 And you can go flush yourself. 1046 01:18:37,693 --> 01:18:38,455 No. 1047 01:18:38,627 --> 01:18:41,152 You know what, Crolick? 1048 01:18:42,264 --> 01:18:44,164 You're not the problem, man. 1049 01:18:44,333 --> 01:18:47,666 You might be the biggest asshole in the world, 1050 01:18:48,203 --> 01:18:50,967 but you're not my problem. 1051 01:19:08,757 --> 01:19:10,987 Nice work, Crolick. 1052 01:19:12,561 --> 01:19:14,620 Pussy. 1053 01:19:18,167 --> 01:19:19,930 Shit. 1054 01:19:24,206 --> 01:19:30,206 ? A sucker punch could land him to his knees? 1055 01:19:30,512 --> 01:19:33,845 ? So count two, three, four? 1056 01:19:33,949 --> 01:19:37,578 ? Count two, three, four? 1057 01:19:37,686 --> 01:19:43,623 ? Amy had her friends and her sweet, sweet delinquents? 1058 01:19:44,460 --> 01:19:49,921 ? To help her fall away from you? 1059 01:19:50,732 --> 01:19:53,530 ? A six string is waiting for you? 1060 01:19:54,403 --> 01:19:57,372 ? To steal the moment and blaze your entry? 1061 01:19:57,473 --> 01:20:01,910 My name is Gregory a.k.a. Joe. 1062 01:20:02,010 --> 01:20:04,911 My life doesn't not suck. 1063 01:20:05,013 --> 01:20:06,981 ? Count two, three, four? 1064 01:20:07,082 --> 01:20:10,347 ? Count two, three, four? 1065 01:20:10,452 --> 01:20:13,546 ? Count two, three, four? 1066 01:20:13,655 --> 01:20:18,024 ? Count two, three, four? 1067 01:20:20,562 --> 01:20:24,760 ? Wrap the silver question around your head? 1068 01:20:28,761 --> 01:20:48,761 Extracted from DVD by ForsakeN 1069 01:20:49,761 --> 01:20:59,761 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org