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{\an8}LOL
YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE OUT
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It's heating up for our nine candidates.
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Six already have a yellow card
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and Alexandra Lamy is ready
to pull out the big guns.
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Wild card!
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{\an8}Wild card.
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{\an8}It's Alexandra Lamy's wild card.
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All right.
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Alexandra Lamy's wild card
is gonna be hard.
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She's been making me laugh for years.
Who knows what's gonna happen?
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I already have a yellow card.
I have to stay calm.
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I can't screw up.
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Right when she started, I said to myself,
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if she farts, she'll get all of us.
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{\an8}First I was troubled
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{\an8}When I met the beautiful Tarek
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{\an8}In my heart
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{\an8}In my body
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{\an8}In my mind
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{\an8}Hey babe
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{\an8}And after when I saw
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{\an8}The body of Jugnot
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{\an8}I was lost I can't choose
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{\an8}Between them
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{\an8}I'm burning
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{\an8}The hardest is choosing
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{\an8}I can have them all
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{\an8}What a body she has!
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{\an8}I can be this kind of girl
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{\an8}The temptation
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{\an8}To be 3 in action
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{\an8}Julien is convinced.
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{\an8}Now... it's Inès
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{\an8}Fadily and Reem
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{\an8}In the dark I can be
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{\an8}Lesbian too
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{\an8}What a nympho
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{\an8}Come on guys let's go
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{\an8}In the big sofa
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{\an8}In the toilet là-bas everywhere...
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Hakim...
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Oh, no! How cool!
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Amazing!
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You are strong.
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Why don't you come over here?
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Because I'm watching.
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But what...
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{\an8}No way!
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{\an8}CONTROL CENTER
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Clever, aren't you?
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What...
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Wow! So sexy, Alexandra Lamy.
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She has a bush.
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I see. Okay.
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Don't laugh, Inès, it's just hair.
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She doesn't have balls.
Hair... Maybe a pussy.
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Bravo!
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Baby, I loved it!
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Bravo!
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That was a show!
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She almost got me, the bitch.
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Very well done.
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You almost got me there.
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The hay sticking out of the barrel.
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It was a very good joke.
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Tell me, Tarek.
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Did you like that?
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Did you like this
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or this better?
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Did you like it?
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I didn't want to look down.
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I tried to keep looking at her eyes.
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I was biting my lips.
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I have your number, Tarek. This is great!
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We'll live together,
it's gonna be amazing!
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Oh, it's gonna be wonderful!
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Tarek didn't flinch then,
but he almost did.
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Alexandra was on all fours on top of him.
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I'll perform for you every night.
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I'll be Bonnie Tyler for you.
I'll be Véronique Sanson.
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-Tarek just cracked a little smile.
-No, I'm fine.
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I regret that a bit
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because I should have tried
to push Tarek a bit more.
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Alex, that was really good.
Really, thank you. Bravo.
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Thanks. Bravo.
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He was on the brink. He almost cracked.
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There are no more glasses.
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It's been a while since someone laughed.
Let's change that.
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Ah! The phone. Where is it? Is that it?
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-In the shoe.
-Yeah, say hello.
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Do I answer like this? Hello?
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-Can you hear me?
-It's Philippe.
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I suggest you play a stay-silent game.
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{\an8}When you hang up, Alexandra,
say, "One, two, three, silence!"
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-Okay, Philippe.
-Take care.
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-Love you. Take care.
-Me, too.
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One, two, three, silence!
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Phi-Phi Challenge!
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{\an8}There will have to be at least
one red or yellow card during the game.
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As soon as the silent game started,
I knew who was gonna talk.
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I swear I knew that Reem Kherici would
be the first person to say something.
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She's gonna throw up.
She's had a ton of them.
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Wait, I have a question. We...
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We can't speak?
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I don't get what wasn't clear
about what I said about the silent game.
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She didn't understand the rules.
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Let me clarify. Sometimes
I either don't understand things
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or I pretend not to understand things.
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That makes people laugh.
I'm a good actress after all.
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What is she doing?
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Looks like Reem is attaching
Alexandra's breasts to a toy car.
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{\an8}I brought out the car
at a really good time.
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{\an8}I brought it out during the silent game
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when no one is allowed to scream.
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I figured, "I've got them now."
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{\an8}Julien is laughing.
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{\an8}Ah, Julien might
stand out from the crowd here.
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{\an8}That's not the only thing that's out.
He's got no honor left.
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{\an8}He's attaching his balls to a car.
This is going well.
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The right ball withstood the pain.
But the left one...
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My balls are half-shaved now.
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A straight line down the middle.
That's what I have.
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All the hair and a line down the middle.
That's what I have.
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{\an8}Oh, no, Hakim!
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I don't know if he's laughing,
but he's crying inside.
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They didn't laugh.
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I thought it was gonna be too much,
but it wasn't.
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Yes?
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Julien Arruti, you just said "yes"
when you weren't allowed to speak.
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{\an8}You can tell everyone that
the silent game is over now, please.
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The silent game is over.
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-That was hard, wasn't it?
-Bravo.
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Damn, that really pulled on my ball.
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I'm surprised I resisted so much.
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But I barely made it through.
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That challenge went badly, bro.
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It's comfortable for everyone.
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Yes, it's really comfortable.
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How about some slow dancing?
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Come on, let's do some slow dancing.
Everyone pick a partner. Let's go!
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I'm gonna choose Gérard.
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Pick me, 'cause if you don't...
I'm a little scared of Alexandra.
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Come on, Gérard.
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-You're all wet.
-Enough!
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Here we go. The dance has started.
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When you make love,
don't you get wet sometimes?
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Don't you sweat?
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I've noticed that Alexandra is
really good at not laughing.
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Yes, she doesn't laugh at all.
She goes all in.
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Saw how she climbed on Tarek?
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Ah, Tarek. You're all by yourself.
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That's petty. I think he is happy.
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Inès and Julien are really so cute.
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Two cats dancing together.
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It's like a junior high dance, you know?
When we had our first slow dances.
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I miss slow dancing.
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Yes, people miss this.
People don't slow dance anymore.
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You're holding me too tightly.
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-Aren't we doing well, Gérard?
-No.
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The two of us? Aren't we happy here?
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What?
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Chest to chest? Body to body?
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I came to the hood in a helicopter
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Tarek, one joke.
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He's called Tarek One-Joke.
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I'm here to annoy
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I join the dance, I join the round
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He's gonna laugh.
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Stop it.
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I come on public trans...
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Portation
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That was nice.
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Thank you, Gérard.
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My heart was going...
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Come on, another dance.
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{\an8}I think Tarek is ready to go.
He's gonna dance. Look.
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{\an8}That's it. That makes me wanna dance.
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I wanna do a cartwheel.
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Oh, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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Tarek's serious. He's like a boxer,
like, "So you're tired? Let's go."
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Think so?
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I come to the hood in a helicopter
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That was a long time ago.
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Tarek One-Joke
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Tarek One-Joke
Tarek One-Joke
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Since the beginning
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At least I had a joke.
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Folks, we need to change Alex's microphone
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and we'll change all the batteries
at the same time.
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So can you go
to the dressing room, please?
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Be careful, the game is still on.
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Okay, thanks, everyone. You can go back.
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But be careful. Don't laugh.
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We can go back to the living room.
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Here. Let's go!
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You're really strong!
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-Did you see that?
-What a mess!
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Is that the same teddy bear?
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-Huh?
-The teddy bear.
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The teddy bear wasn't that color before.
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Wow, that really scares me.
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The teddy bear is breathing.
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-The bear is breathing...
-Ah!
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Hey! Welcome. Great!
How's it going, girls?
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How's the game going?
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High five!
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Is that Inès inside?
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Inès is inside.
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From the start, I thought he was strange.
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His mouth was open too wide.
I like teddy bears.
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He got up and danced in front of me
like in that movie Ted.
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I was really happy.
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I want him. He's so cute.
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Yes, you want him.
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Stop! Don't do that.
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I'm not really laughing.
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What's wrong?
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Are you serious or are you kidding?
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{\an8}Inès is really scared.
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{\an8}-Okay...
-No, it's not!
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It's not even funny. It's awful.
I'm scared.
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I'm sorry.
I don't like teddy bears that run...
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I'm scared!
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I must have said it 38 times now.
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Keep having fun, guys.
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Great! Are you okay?
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-Want something to eat?
-That's okay, thanks.
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Inès didn't like that at all, I think.
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Bye!
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Oh, someone has been eliminated!
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Someone laughed.
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Who laughed?
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-Who was it?
-Her?
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I didn't laugh!
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I didn't laugh.
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Make her laugh, she's already half-out.
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What a dumb joke!
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Here comes Darth Lacheau.
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He's not joking around.
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-Good evening.
-Good evening.
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Good evening, Darth Lacheau.
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Unfortunately, this is
the person's second yellow card,
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which means they're out.
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This is very serious.
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Let's find out right away who it is.
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-Who laughed?
-I think it was the lady in yellow.
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Hey, guys! How's the game?
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How's it going, girls?
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How's the game going? High five!
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He hit me in the chest!
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I didn't laugh!
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-Well, you...
-I didn't laugh!
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I did a sort of... You're wrong...
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-Sorry.
-I was just smiling.
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-That's too confusing.
-Oh, come on!
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I'm sorry, Fadily. That's a red card.
You're out, sorry.
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00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,600
-Oh, no.
-I didn't laugh. I did this...
259
00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:22,240
I don't wanna leave.
I'm having such a good time.
260
00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,000
And things are heating up.
I don't want to leave.
261
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,360
The competition is getting harder.
This is normal.
262
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,760
It's okay. Don't worry.
263
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,160
Bravo, Fadily!
264
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,320
Guard of honor.
265
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:35,600
You're leaving honorably.
266
00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:39,640
I didn't laugh, that's all I'll say.
267
00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:42,040
You're leaving honorably.
268
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,480
We stand with you.
269
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,320
Come on. Go over there.
270
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,840
It's okay.
271
00:16:46,920 --> 00:16:49,920
Don't worry, Fadily.
I'll eliminate him for you.
272
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:56,040
I was eliminated by a walking,
running teddy bear.
273
00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,880
What a poor outcome! It's awful.
274
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:03,320
Honestly, I'm not a liar. I didn't laugh.
But it's not a big deal.
275
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,120
Only God can judge me.
276
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:06,840
Welcome to the control room.
277
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,720
-I was taken out by a teddy bear.
-You can laugh now.
278
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,320
This is your spot, Fadily.
279
00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,560
-This one?
-Right there.
280
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:15,720
I can't believe I'm here with you.
281
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,440
Yeah, sorry.
282
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,640
Life's cruel.
283
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:24,040
The game continues. There are still
eight competitors left. Here we go.
284
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,800
All right, here we go!
285
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:29,480
I don't have anything else.
286
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,040
Look, that turns him on.
287
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080
No way.
288
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:36,080
If you make that sound,
it means you're turned on. I should know.
289
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:39,000
You would be a good match with Alex.
290
00:17:39,080 --> 00:17:41,200
Yeah! Go on, don't be scared!
291
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,560
What are you scared of? This? I can wax!
292
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,160
I can wax, Tarek!
293
00:17:46,240 --> 00:17:48,160
Look how he's running away.
294
00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:49,680
I might have laughed.
295
00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,800
They're talking about Jujute.
296
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,920
Oh, yeah.
297
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:56,000
-Tarek is running away.
-Pathetic!
298
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:58,800
{\an8}I really love improv.
299
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,720
{\an8}It holds us together like vitamin C.
300
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,320
It's important for me
to get back in the game.
301
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:06,160
That's what is difficult.
Trying not to laugh
302
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:10,200
and trying to be funny,
while including others in the jokes.
303
00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,680
The person on the other end
of the joke can also be funny.
304
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:16,680
I have a joke to tell you.
305
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:19,480
One of my writers wrote it.
His name is Donald.
306
00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,200
-Yeah?
-He said...
307
00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,280
That's not the problem...
308
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:30,400
He's really good at that.
309
00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,880
{\an8}Alexandra's tough, no?
310
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:33,680
{\an8}She has great pacing.
311
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,680
She doesn't get nervous.
312
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,480
No.
313
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,640
You do it better.
314
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,880
I'm from the south.
315
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,040
You've got more of a Marseille accent.
316
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,920
Yeah, more southern.
317
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,800
-That's Donald!
-Donald of Cévennes.
318
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,760
For me, Alexandra Lamy
is the best part of all of this.
319
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:55,440
Why? She's always up for some improv.
320
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,800
She always takes part.
She maintains her composure.
321
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,800
It's a godsend. She's always giving 200%.
322
00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:03,480
She doesn't laugh.
323
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,080
Everyone tell a good joke.
Let's go around the table.
324
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,480
What do you call a yogurt in a field?
325
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,040
A "plain" yogurt.
326
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,400
-That's it.
-No.
327
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,640
That's an excellent one.
328
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,320
A granny and a little girl are walking.
329
00:19:21,920 --> 00:19:26,040
They see two dogs, you know...
330
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,240
-Humping?
-Okay, humping.
331
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,240
And the girl says,
"Grandma, what are those dogs doing?"
332
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,720
And the grandma replies, "Well, you see,
333
00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:38,040
"one is sick, so the other
is carrying him on her back."
334
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,520
The girl says, "So he's thanking her
by fucking her in the ass?"
335
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:46,880
Not quite as cute as the first one.
336
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,560
That depends on the audience.
337
00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:50,800
I thought it was good.
338
00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,200
Kyan knows what really makes me laugh.
339
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:58,560
And he can come at me with very absurd
things, because he knows I love it.
340
00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:01,560
And at one point, he had me in his sights.
341
00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:04,080
So I tried not listening
too closely to him.
342
00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:07,320
As you know, I became a mom recently.
343
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,400
I have a little boy named Noé.
344
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:13,480
The delivery was difficult,
I broke my tailbone.
345
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:17,480
But I looked at him anyways,
I thought he was beautiful,
346
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:22,640
and I said, "Damn, and to think that
I almost swallowed you nine months ago."
347
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:25,000
Hold on. Look.
348
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,920
{\an8}Julien's face!
349
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:34,480
Was he happy about that?
350
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,200
Not bad.
351
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,560
That was very funny. That's a good joke.
352
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,320
What a scoundrel.
I didn't see that one coming.
353
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,400
What's your hidden talent no one knows?
354
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,320
-My secret talent?
-Yeah.
355
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,320
I can do a Homer Simpson impression.
356
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,440
-No good?
-Go on.
357
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,760
Hey, hello, how's it going? It's Homer.
358
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,520
That's not bad!
359
00:20:57,880 --> 00:20:59,320
Hey, Inès.
360
00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,800
-That's good.
-Jean-Luc Reichmann?
361
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,760
Yes, the naughty question.
Very naughty. Another one.
362
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,040
One more?
363
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,560
-Laurent Ruquier?
-Hang on, Ruquier is...
364
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,880
{\an8}That's a funny Ruquier impression.
365
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,320
-Was that Ruquier?
-Ruquier at his best.
366
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,520
Michel Denisot, you can do him well.
367
00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:26,160
We'll be back right
after this commercial break.
368
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,720
-That's Michel.
-That's good. I didn't laugh.
369
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,240
No, I didn't laugh.
370
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:34,800
Oh, my. No, that was a laugh.
371
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,520
Because of you. Thank you.
372
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,240
He's trying to touch your heart.
373
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:40,800
Yeah, but he touched my dick.
374
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,440
The third red card. Here we go.
375
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:50,560
I'm on my way.
376
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,840
That's funny, "He touched my dick."
377
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,320
That was really funny!
378
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,960
I saw you rolling your eyes.
379
00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,920
Yeah...
380
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,480
Philippe, what's going on?
381
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:14,600
I regret to inform you
of another elimination.
382
00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:16,480
Let's watch.
383
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,400
Michel Denisot, you can do him well.
384
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:23,040
We'll be back right
after this commercial break.
385
00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,040
I didn't laugh.
386
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:28,880
I didn't laugh.
387
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,760
That was really funny, "I didn't laugh."
388
00:22:34,840 --> 00:22:38,840
I almost died then. Tarek is good.
389
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:43,640
Is that supposed to be a laugh?
390
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,600
-Hang on.
-I didn't laugh.
391
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:50,960
Too funny.
392
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:55,040
"I didn't laugh." He knew he screwed up.
393
00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:59,320
That was a magical moment. So funny.
You remember moments like that.
394
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:00,760
I've worked really hard.
395
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:02,000
I bought costumes.
396
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,640
I know, Mr. Jugnot.
You really put in a lot of effort.
397
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:10,240
That's what makes me sad.
You were really invested in the game.
398
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:11,280
For the charity.
399
00:23:11,360 --> 00:23:14,440
All because of a mediocre
Michel Denisot impression.
400
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,560
Mediocre?
401
00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:18,160
He didn't do anything!
402
00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:21,960
I worked so hard.
403
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,560
I made myself look ridiculous.
404
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,080
I ruined whatever's left of
my career because of this...
405
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,400
Your career! You can say that again.
406
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,600
Jugnot, I'm sorry.
407
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,760
I think you can give him
the applause he deserves. He really...
408
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,160
Guard of honor.
409
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:42,240
If you want, I can be the cheerleader.
410
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,280
Poor guy.
411
00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,120
I eliminated Jugnot.
412
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,920
He'll remember that for
the rest of his life. I'm proud of that.
413
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,400
He's Gérard Jugnot.
414
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,760
You bastard!
415
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:01,120
That "I didn't laugh."
416
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:07,120
It upsets me to leave with Mr. Jugnot now,
417
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,120
but know that from now on, any smile...
418
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,200
-Smile?
-...will be penalized.
419
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:18,800
This is gonna be hard.
There will be screw-ups. It's hopeless.
420
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,080
We already couldn't laugh
and now we can't smile.
421
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:26,320
That's hard for me. That's really hard.
422
00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:29,160
{\an8}TO BE CONTINUED
423
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:30,240
{\an8}They're attacking.
424
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,520
{\an8}There are things happening.
425
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,680
{\an8}It's great, we'll live together.
426
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,760
{\an8}Big fuckin' pussy!
427
00:24:44,280 --> 00:24:46,280
{\an8}It's like not cumming. Very difficult.
428
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,000
{\an8}Hello. Eat apples. Hello.
429
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:52,440
{\an8}There's one eliminated!
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