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Nice one. 11 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:19,231 Grundy love Halloween. 12 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,992 Keep it moving, freak show. 13 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,513 [HORN HONKING] 14 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:27,311 Oh, freak show, is it? 15 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,638 I said, get out of the street. 16 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:30,915 [HORN HONKING] 17 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:34,512 Heroes. Ha, ha. Figures. 18 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,511 Well, I hate your costumes. 19 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:39,148 And so does my friend. 20 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,792 Lady, I don't care about you or your-- 21 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:46,480 [ALL YELL AND GRUNT] 22 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:52,437 [LAUGHING] 23 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:55,797 -Faster. Go faster. -Coming up. 24 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,313 [GRUNDY GUFFAWING] 25 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,278 [SIREN WAILING] 26 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,668 Policemen. 27 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:08,716 I got this. Take the wheel. 28 00:02:10,680 --> 00:02:14,116 [SCREAMING] 29 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,390 Why you stop? 30 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:19,755 l have to breathe at some point. 31 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:23,230 OFFICER [OVER SPEAKER]: Pull over. Pull over and give yourself up. 32 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,878 [SCREAMING] 33 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,878 Yes! 34 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,071 Keep them on the wheel, Grundy. 35 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,828 -l'm glad you're here. -People usually are. 36 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,751 -Green Arrow? -Nice to see you again too, kid. 37 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:49,114 What are you doing here? 38 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,271 Police subnet said there was an escape at Arkham. 39 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:53,152 l was in the neighborhood anyway. 40 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,709 -Really? -Not even close. 41 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,677 But I didn't wanna miss the fun. 42 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,799 Wait for it. 43 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,713 [WHIRRING] 44 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:09,633 [TIRES SCREECHING] 45 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:11,911 [GRUNTING] 46 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:19,954 [SCREAMING] 47 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:21,553 Jump! 48 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,439 Okay. Now we got a ballgame. 49 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,631 [SILVER BANSHEE SCREAMING] 50 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,155 SILVER BANSHEE [PANTING]: I think I got them that time. 51 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,355 Bigger problem. 52 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:35,473 Object in mirror may be closer than they appear. 53 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:38,392 SILVER BANSHEE: Batman. 54 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,313 Positive ID. It's Solomon Grundy and Silver Banshee. 55 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,836 Let's see if they want a trick or a treat. 56 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,119 [SCREAMING] 57 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,399 [GRUNTING] 58 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,798 GRUNDY: Almost there. 59 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,190 Step on it, won't you? 60 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,352 [GRUNTING] 61 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:33,519 Trick or treat, snowflake. 62 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:40,435 [SCREAMING] 63 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,032 Now what? 64 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:09,153 [GRUNTING] 65 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,550 [COUGHING] 66 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:18,559 [GROANING] 67 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:23,357 [LAUGHING] 68 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,555 [GREEN ARROW GRUNTS] 69 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:26,389 [WHIMPERING] 70 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:32,313 No. Get away from me. Get away. 71 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,718 Boo. 72 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,598 What were you doing? 73 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:41,910 Don't be mad, Scarecrow. 74 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,275 Oh, it was just a joyride. 75 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:49,150 Was the plan was too complicated for your pea-brains? 76 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,158 No, Dr. Crane. 77 00:05:51,320 --> 00:05:53,231 Brains not peas. 78 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:58,428 You recall I told you to head directly to the meeting place after your escape... 79 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:02,912 ...no antics, no tomfoolery, no shenanigans? 80 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,036 We remember. 81 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:10,428 This, my associates, is the very definition of "shenanigans." 82 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:13,029 Slide over. I'll drive. 83 00:06:13,520 --> 00:06:15,750 [DOOR OPENS THEN CLOSES] 84 00:06:15,920 --> 00:06:17,273 [NIGHTWING GROANS] 85 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:29,229 BATMAN: Arrow, can you hear me? 86 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,235 Ugh. Oh, it's you. 87 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:33,799 Hey, Bats. 88 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:36,110 Thought you might need some help. 89 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,189 RED ROBIN: You all right? 90 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:40,998 Yeah, just stiff. 91 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:43,879 It's like waking up from a nightmare. 92 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:50,675 BATMAN: Endoscopic traces of tetracycline and aerosol still in the air. 93 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:53,991 That's residue from the Scarecrow's fear gas. 94 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:59,514 Scarecrow, Silver Banshee and Grundy all working together the same night? 95 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,639 Happy Halloween. 96 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,194 NEWSCASTER [ON VIDEO]: Gotham City welcomes the cybernetic superhero Cyborg. 97 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,078 Cyborg is the guest of honor... 98 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:48,472 ...for Gotham Museum’s unveiling of their new Inca exhibit. 99 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,633 This is car Four-Oh-Niner with our second sweep of Sector 12. 100 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:54,677 Cyborg's systems were instrumental... 101 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:58,389 ...in the location and excavation of this historic find. 102 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,391 DISPATCH: Any sign of the escaped inmates? 103 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,437 OFFICER: Negative, Dispatch. Nothing yet. 104 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:05,637 DISPATCH: Roger that, 409. Keep your eyes peeled. 105 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:18,754 [GRUNTING] 106 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:25,755 [GRUNTS] 107 00:08:25,920 --> 00:08:28,992 No, no, no. We need to smooth the throwing animation. 108 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:30,912 COMPUTER: Note recorded, sir. 109 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:32,918 Okay, Gogo, I'm going home. 110 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,878 No worries, Ana. I'm gonna debug for a bit. See you tomorrow. 111 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:45,510 -And I'm still getting that response flutter. COMPUTER: Note recorded, sir. 112 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,033 And stop calling me "sir." 113 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,714 Note recorded, sir. 114 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:53,595 What did you forget? 115 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,238 Ana? Are you okay? 116 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:01,429 Ana, what are you doing? 117 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:03,755 [GOGO GRUNTS] 118 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,109 [GRUNTS] 119 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:42,315 Huh? 120 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:44,755 [ANA MOANS] 121 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:06,155 That should hold her. 122 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,994 [BEEPING] 123 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:29,557 -Nothing since they disappeared last night? ALFRED: Not a thing. 124 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,395 No mention of them on the subnets, the dark web or social media, sir. 125 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,958 Keep at it. They didn't just disappear. Let me know the minute you find something. 126 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:41,874 Of course. And shall I press your tuxedo for the museum gala tomorrow? 127 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:44,713 I have to go. I'm getting another call. 128 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,399 Don't wait up. 129 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:51,312 What is it you want? 130 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,879 You, Gogo Shoto. 131 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,553 You are coming with me. 132 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,356 No. Please. 133 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:01,115 [GRUNTING] 134 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,429 BATMAN: Let him go. 135 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:10,716 [GRUNTING] 136 00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,712 Clayface. 137 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,909 [TIRES SCREECHING] 138 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,389 [ALL GASP] 139 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,834 MAN: What was that? 140 00:12:13,120 --> 00:12:15,509 Thank you, Batman. Thank you. 141 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,911 Quick selfie? 142 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,715 [WHIRRING] 143 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:41,758 Whew. They tightened those sensors something fierce. 144 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:43,911 Feels good, though. 145 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,996 DR. STONE: How are those upgrades interfacing, son? 146 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:52,829 Not bad, Pop. I'm incorporating them now. Let's see what we’ve got. 147 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,918 Three-hundred-and-sixty—degree tracking and axis management... 148 00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:58,919 ...allowing for unilateral targeting. 149 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:03,357 Plus, they'll interface nicely with the propulsion upgrades. 150 00:13:03,520 --> 00:13:05,317 Propulsion? I can fly? 151 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,993 [LAUGHING] 152 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,238 No way. 153 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,158 [LAUGHING] 154 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:20,839 This is amazing. Yeah. 155 00:13:21,560 --> 00:13:24,074 Let's try it with the targets. 156 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,910 Oh, yeah, baby. 157 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,469 Dr. Stone? I'm Police Commissioner Gordon. 158 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,119 I just need a moment. 159 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,515 Of course, commissioner. 160 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:44,036 This is about the break-in last night, correct? I'll help however I can. 161 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:47,192 Sorry, Dr. Stone, it's not your help we need. 162 00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:51,313 CYBORG: Gyros aren't used to compensating for my weight in flight... 163 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:54,119 ...but we can recalibrate them later tonight. Right, Pop? 164 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:56,794 Vic, this is Police Commissioner Gordon. 165 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,598 He needs your help. 166 00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,557 What can I do for you, commissioner? 167 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,030 I'm uploading some security footage to your subnet now. 168 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:05,269 [WHIRRING] 169 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,749 I've got it. Let's see. 170 00:14:08,200 --> 00:14:09,474 GORDON: It’s completely ruined. 171 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,312 We don't even know what they stole. 172 00:14:11,480 --> 00:14:13,948 According to the inventory, everything is still there. 173 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:17,232 Okay. Looks like something overwhelmed the feed and blew it out. 174 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,631 Let me grab the earlier footage so I can extrapolate some of the spatial telemetry. 175 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:25,112 Infrared tripwires, laser cage, sonic alarms. 176 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,032 Someone wanted this place secured. 177 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,918 Do you know which lab got hit? 178 00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:33,115 It's an artificial intelligence research lab... 179 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,589 -...belonging to a Dr. Ivo. -Ivo? 180 00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:39,912 I heard he recently made huge strides in the self-contained sequencing code. 181 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,718 In English, if you don't mind, doc. 182 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:46,078 He created a fully functioning, self-governing artificial intelligence. 183 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:47,918 And that would be valuable? 184 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:51,152 DR. STONE: An ultra-intelligent computer that could think and act for itself? 185 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,276 I'd say so. 186 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,830 I've managed to clean up a couple of microseconds. 187 00:14:56,040 --> 00:14:57,678 Let's take a look at our culprits. 188 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,034 Scarecrow and Silver Banshee. 189 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,749 That fits. Scarecrow sprung her and Grundy out of Arkham last night. 190 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:09,518 Why would a couple of fright freaks spend Halloween stealing an AI? 191 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,118 BATMAN: Scarecrow and Banshee? 192 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,316 CYBORG: I'm uploading the footage to your subnet now. 193 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,708 I see it. 194 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,199 Why Ivo's AI? 195 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:21,318 Pop and I were asking the same question. Identity theft maybe? 196 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,397 Digital robbery? Government hacking? 197 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:24,595 Not their MO. 198 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,318 It must be for someone else. 199 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,959 Keep your eyes peeled, Cyborg. 200 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:30,873 Roger that, Batman. Cyborg out. 201 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:45,874 GUARD: I'm starving already. We should order dinner. 202 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,952 -You want Chinese? -No, we had Chinese last night. 203 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:51,998 -Mexican? -We had that the night before last. 204 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,718 Hey, you know what I'm in the mood for? 205 00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:55,029 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 206 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,031 GRUNDY: Pizza time. 207 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,349 Did you already order? 208 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:00,232 No, did you? 209 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:03,837 GRUNDY: Piping hot pizza. 210 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,271 Wait a second, aren't you--? 211 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:14,192 [GUARDS GRU NT] 212 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,793 Heh. Grundy good actor. 213 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,351 [ALL SCREAMING] 214 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:32,152 Pizza man. Who want pizza? 215 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:38,233 Get him in your sights. Load them up. 216 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,913 [GUNs COCK] 217 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,634 What wrong? 218 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,473 I'm just pizza man. 219 00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:46,278 Fire! 220 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:52,472 GRUNDY: You no like pizza? 221 00:16:57,920 --> 00:16:58,955 [YELLS] 222 00:17:03,120 --> 00:17:04,951 [ALL GROANING] 223 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,676 [GRUNTING] 224 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,310 [ALL SCREAMING] 225 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,913 Batman, I have a robbery in progress at the atomic power plant. 226 00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:47,949 And guess who. 227 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,876 I'm on my way. 228 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,512 JOKER: What took you so long? 229 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,989 I was starting to get antsy. 230 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,593 They see through Grundy disguise. 231 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,992 JOKER: Aw. Have an ice cream. You'll feel better. 232 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,760 [JOKER CHUCKLES] 233 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,758 [YELLING] 234 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,271 Pretty re-volt-ing, eh, Grundy? 235 00:18:29,120 --> 00:18:32,430 Hey, I'll do the jokes around here, Birdboy. 236 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,795 Now go perch somewhere else. 237 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,678 Joker? Uh-oh. 238 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,712 Take care of him, Grundy. 239 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:39,915 [JOKER LAUGHING] 240 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,513 [TIRES SCREECHING] 241 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:47,194 Me call you Night-wishbone. 242 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:48,873 Pull you apart. 243 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,598 Me win. 244 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,439 [GRUNDY YELLING] 245 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,957 [GRUNTING] 246 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:05,429 [TIRES SCREECHING AND HORNS HONKING] 247 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:13,113 A robot wolf? 248 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,512 Oh, Bats, sometimes I think you're as crazy as I am. 249 00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:34,869 All right, let's get down. 250 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,548 [GRUNTING] 251 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,037 -Had enough? -You funny. 252 00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,238 [GRUNTS] 253 00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:19,715 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTS] 254 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,877 Stop this now, Joker. 255 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,513 I can't hear you. 256 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,875 I'm going over the falls. 257 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:46,315 You can't outrun me. 258 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:47,833 Outrun you? 259 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,479 Where's the sport in that? 260 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,875 I'm waiting for him. Heh. 261 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,348 Oh, Grundy, I could kiss you, you big galoot. 262 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,078 In fact, I will. 263 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,719 Ha, ha. 264 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:18,953 Let's motor. Lots to do. 265 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:51,117 GOGO: Huh? JOKER: Wakey-wakey, Gogo Shoto. 266 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:54,272 What's the angle? This fella's supposed to be that smart? 267 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,273 Apparently he's quite the hotshot in his field. 268 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,398 Looks like a heaping helping of hot nothing to me. 269 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,073 Now me hungry. 270 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,549 Again? You just had pizza. 271 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:07,797 Grundy got fast metabolism. 272 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,269 Oh, no. Let me go, please. 273 00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,759 I'm just a video-game designer. 274 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:12,955 [JOKER CHUCKLES] 275 00:22:15,280 --> 00:22:18,113 Hello, Gogo Shoto. 276 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,190 I like your name, by the way. 277 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,075 It's cuckoo c—c—crazy. Ha! 278 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,430 You're the Joker. 279 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,397 Always nice to meet a fan. 280 00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:30,913 Please don't hurt me. 281 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,274 Hurt you? 282 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:36,194 Don't talk twaddle, genius. I need you. 283 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:38,712 Need me? 284 00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:43,829 You see, I'm going to play this amazing practical joke on Gotham... 285 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,595 ...and I need your help to do it. 286 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:51,679 [GULPS] 287 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:58,632 [GRUNTING] 288 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:12,878 Take that, you zombie brain-munchers. 289 00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,516 This Gogo Shoto really knows how to make a video game. 290 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,036 You should get back to your training. 291 00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,839 -What? -Training. Your training. 292 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,592 I know. It's great training. 293 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:29,392 Watch me clear this level. 294 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,913 Yes! Completion bonus. 295 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:44,879 BRUCE: Solomon Grundy. Clayface. Scarecrow. Silver Banshee. 296 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,000 That's a frightful four if I've ever seen one. 297 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:51,035 Each of them a powerful enemy in their own right. 298 00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:52,275 Why join forces? 299 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:53,714 And why follow the Joker? 300 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:56,030 It's all tied to Gogo Shoto. 301 00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,277 Why kidnap the head of a video-game company? 302 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:02,358 Gogo's more than just a designer, he's an artist. 303 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:05,717 His open-world games let you push the boundaries of human experience. 304 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:06,955 You can do anything. 305 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:11,033 There's a rumor that in his next game, you'll be able to be, well.... 306 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,878 Be who? 307 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,759 Batman. 308 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,150 ALFRED: Multiple Batmans. 309 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,594 What a terrifying thought. 310 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:22,399 Hand-washing all of those capes. 311 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,511 [RED ROBIN CHUCKLES] 312 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,910 The tea is Darjeeling. The sandwiches are turkey. 313 00:24:27,080 --> 00:24:29,719 -The pills are for your headache. -Thanks, Alfred. 314 00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:31,757 I don't know what I'd do without you. 315 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:34,388 For starters, you'd wash your own cape. 316 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:37,791 I've laid out the tuxedo and shined your shoes for the gala opening... 317 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:40,554 ...for the new Inca installation at the museum tonight. 318 00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:42,790 -That's tonight already? -Yes, sir. 319 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,753 And since the dig was undenIvritten by the Wayne Foundation... 320 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:49,111 ...it would be impolite for Bruce Wayne not to make an appearance. 321 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:50,395 [SIGHS] 322 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,438 All right. Tell Dick and Oliver I want them there too. 323 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:56,273 I've got a bad feeling about this party. 324 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,829 Master Tim as well? 325 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,231 Oh, no. I hate the museum. Why would I wanna look at a bunch... 326 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,678 ...of boring old-fashioned ways to do things when I have this cool tech to do it for me? 327 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,708 Gala is in an hour. 328 00:25:07,880 --> 00:25:11,429 Try not to be late, as usual. 329 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,509 [LAUGHTER AND CHATTERING] 330 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,319 [CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 331 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:39,236 Oh, you're that robotic fellow. 332 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:40,628 Don't tell me. 333 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,349 It's Robotman, isn't it? Mm. 334 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:45,629 Cyborg. 335 00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,791 No, that's not it. 336 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,155 Why don't you just call me Victor, ma'am? 337 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:51,952 Well, if you insist. 338 00:25:52,120 --> 00:25:55,954 Ooh. Feel that metal muscle. 339 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,557 BRUCE: Now, Gladys, are you bothering our guest of honor? 340 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:03,875 Cyborg, Bruce Wayne. I haven't had the pleasure in person yet. 341 00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,991 It's a real honor, Mr. Wayne. 342 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:10,393 I suppose we have you to thank for these amazing Inca findings. 343 00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:12,471 Oh, no. Ijust signed the check. 344 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:16,076 It's Cyborg that's the big hero. His radar told us where to dig. 345 00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:23,112 Am I to understand that you discovered some kind of magical Inca energy gem? 346 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,511 It's Rhodochrosite, also called the Inca Rose Stone. 347 00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:31,470 It's not magic so much as it's supposed to be an excellent conductor of energy. 348 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,914 Fascinating. 349 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,513 If you'll excuse me. 350 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:36,671 Well, I'm enthralled. 351 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:38,637 Do go on. 352 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,995 Gentlemen, finally I found you. 353 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,553 How's things, Oliver? 354 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,075 You know me, Bruce. Living the life. 355 00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:47,879 Yeah, yeah. Living the dream. 356 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,709 Dick and I were talking about what we did last night for Halloween. 357 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,559 Speaking of which, anything from our boo crew? 358 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,029 Not a thing. How's security here? 359 00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,634 Gordon's had it locked up tight since this afternoon. 360 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,030 You expecting Mr. Funny-Business tonight? 361 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:10,955 After stealing a hacker, an AI and a battery, an energy conductor fits the pattern. 362 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,599 Keep moving. Stay alert. 363 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,194 The clown is up to something. 364 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,911 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm Houston Raines... 365 00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:22,629 ...Channel Six weatherman and tonight's master of ceremonies. 366 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,631 Thank you. Thanks so much. 367 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,713 You know, there's a lot of people who made this amazing Inca discovery happen. 368 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,069 Bruce Wayne for one. 369 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,758 Big hand for Mr. Wayne. 370 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,516 Also Cyborg, who actually found the Inca energy gem... 371 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,434 ...which is amazing and historic. 372 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:48,591 Heh. I love this guy. 373 00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,354 Why? He hasn't gotten a weather report right in years. 374 00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:53,835 I know. It's amazing. 375 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,436 But I also wanted to extend a big thank you to—- 376 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,715 -Me. -Aah! 377 00:27:58,880 --> 00:27:59,949 [ALL GASPING] 378 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,951 Howdy, Gotham City. 379 00:28:02,120 --> 00:28:03,917 Miss me? 380 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,195 [ALL GASPING] 381 00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:07,911 All units, hold your fire. 382 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,477 Gentlemen, you cut me to the quick. 383 00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,278 I don't want any trouble. 384 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:16,876 Now, my friend, he loves trouble. 385 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,792 [ROARING] 386 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,029 [ALL SCREAMING] 387 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:23,755 Open fire. 388 00:28:28,200 --> 00:28:30,919 You're getting extinct, lizard-breath. 389 00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,548 What the--? 390 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,115 [GRUNTS] 391 00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:41,870 [ROARING] 392 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,156 Ooh. What a belt buckle you'd make. 393 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:54,791 It's a shame I have other plans for you. Ha-ha-ha! Huh? 394 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,114 [ALL SCREAMING] 395 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,434 -Where'd he go? -Anyone got eyes on Clayface? 396 00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,238 Find him. 397 00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,831 I don't think we got room, boss. 398 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:38,713 Never mind. I brought my own. 399 00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:46,033 Let's ride. 400 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,555 [JOKER GUFFAWING] 401 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,592 I've got him headed north on Lake. 402 00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,309 -Cyborg, Red Robin, cover me from above. -En route now. 403 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,032 BATMAN : Nightwing, Arrow, cut them off. 404 00:29:59,200 --> 00:30:00,394 You got it, Bats. 405 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:05,071 JOKER: This is King Clown, good buddy. 406 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:06,713 Anyone got their ears on? 407 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:07,995 SCARECROW: Dr. Crane here. 408 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,510 Doc, I've developed a tail I want to get rid of. 409 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,755 [SCREAMING] 410 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:28,033 [BEEPING] 411 00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,195 Ha. Two can play that game. 412 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:50,796 Hoo—hoo! Close, but no cigar, Tin Man. 413 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,196 I got him. 414 00:30:55,320 --> 00:30:56,753 [CYBORG GRUNTS] 415 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,514 [DEVICE HONKING] 416 00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,395 Yes, Mr. Joker? 417 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,837 Do it. 418 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,711 [WHIRRING] 419 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,796 [BEEPING] 420 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:55,308 What happened? 421 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,040 No clue. Everything just started shaking. 422 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,031 I knew I should have driven. 423 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:02,834 It's like all the machines went haywire. 424 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:04,675 Red Robin. 425 00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:07,149 [GRUNTING] 426 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,432 GREEN ARROW: I got him. 427 00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,838 [GRUNTS] 428 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,394 You good, kid? 429 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:22,189 Whew. Yeah. Gonna need to walk that one off. 430 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,669 [LAUGHING] 431 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,072 Hold on. Is your motorcycle laughing? 432 00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:33,470 It must be a computer virus. 433 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:35,671 Where's Cyborg? 434 00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,870 [GRUNTING] 435 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:40,713 [BEEPING AND WHIRRING] 436 00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:42,791 [LAUGHING] 437 00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:48,475 [GRUNTING] 438 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,519 [CONTINUES LAUGHING] 439 00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,549 [LAUGHING CONTINUES] 440 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:23,748 ROAD RUNNER: Beep, beep! 441 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,278 [LAUGHING] 442 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:31,235 [PEOPLE GASPING] 443 00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,716 Citizens of Gotham, Joker here. 444 00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:40,432 As you can see, my digital laughing virus-- That's DLV to you kids out there... 445 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,795 ...TM BTW LOL. 446 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:47,114 --has infected every piece of technology in the entire city. 447 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,032 Power plants, traffic lights... 448 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:53,990 ...everything on the digital grid now belongs to me. 449 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:55,559 Bottom line, Gotham... 450 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,911 ...nothing around here works unless I say it works. 451 00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:04,276 Which makes me king of Gotham City. 452 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:09,111 And believe me, there are gonna be some changes around here. 453 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:14,877 For starters, Solomon Grundy, he's now the sheriff of Gotham. 454 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,318 Which means, kids, he runs the police force. 455 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,958 I happily accept this poison. 456 00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:29,280 -Position. You accept the position. -Right. Poison. 457 00:34:29,440 --> 00:34:31,795 Let me introduce the rest of my cabinet. 458 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,356 Presenting the new baron of candy and ice cream... 459 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,080 ...mostly because he looks like melted chocolate... 460 00:34:38,240 --> 00:34:39,753 ...Clayface. 461 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:46,119 I cannot tell a lie, I am proud to serve-- 462 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,078 No, no, Ihated that one. Hey, can I get another take? 463 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:50,629 And then there's.... 464 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,313 SILVER BANSHEE: Hey! -No. 465 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,870 Finally, our guy who handles everything else... 466 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,117 ...the Scarecrow. 467 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:05,758 Gothomites, since all banks, ATMs and accounts are offline... 468 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,798 ...there is no money anymore. 469 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:13,630 So I will be redesigning the economic system. 470 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:22,553 Spot a hero? Tell us, and I 'II let you use your car for an hour. 471 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:24,797 Neighbors planning a revolution? 472 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:30,717 Tell us, and I'll let you watch TV for three nights. 473 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,719 Just a few of the new ground rules. 474 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:36,599 Don't worry, many more to come. 475 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:40,309 King Joker, over and out. 476 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:42,435 [GROANS] 477 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:45,717 When I say "over and out, " you cut it. 478 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:49,915 GRUNDY: So, now? 479 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,509 Yes, now! 480 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,231 OFFICER: Think it's enough? 481 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:06,233 -Maybe he can't see it. -Or maybe he's just not coming. 482 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,118 He's coming. 483 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,038 Batman, thank goodness. 484 00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:14,428 All of our tech is down. 485 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,635 Cars, comms... 486 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,633 ...even our weapons have microchips coded to our fingerprints. 487 00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:20,990 We're back to the Dark Ages here. 488 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,675 I know. It's a computer virus. We're trying to hack it now. 489 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,114 That's not the worst of it. 490 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,599 With Grundy sheriff-- 491 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,671 He busted you back down to beat cop. 492 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,110 Yeah. His idea of a joke, I'm sure. 493 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,919 I'm lucky the old uniform fits. 494 00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,629 Do what you can from the inside. Keep the peace at all costs. 495 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,390 All right. Anything else? 496 00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:43,790 I'll be in touch. 497 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,674 ALFRED: I'm certain you don't need me to mention this... 498 00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,958 ...but these gas generators are only a temporary solution at best. 499 00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:58,190 We've got limited battery power as well. 500 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,475 Would have been nice to have some solar power, if Gotham ever got any sun. 501 00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:07,870 Doesn't matter. Nothing digital works. 502 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,235 Plus, the clown's put a bounty on our heads. 503 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,995 You know, if you snap a pic of one of us now, you get an hour of video games. 504 00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,674 -An hour, huh? -Don't even joke. 505 00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,149 NIGHTWING: Joker's got Cyborg. 506 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,118 He controls technology. Now he's turning Gotham against us. 507 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,516 -How do we fight that? -We find him. 508 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,513 Great. Why didn't I think of that, Bats? How? 509 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,798 We get smart, and do it the old-fashioned way. 510 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,632 Ah, where do we start? 511 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,997 In his original form, Clayface attracts debris. 512 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:39,993 Like dust in clay. 513 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,195 Exactly. 514 00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,278 Maybe one will inform geography. Get a sample. 515 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:46,829 Well, there's plenty on Red Robin. 516 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:51,508 Nightwing, I've been recording audio of Joker's dispatches. See if there's clue... 517 00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:53,875 -...to where he's broadcasting from. -I'm on it. 518 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:56,833 Red Robin, I wanna know why he needed the Inca Rose Gem. 519 00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,793 Aye, aye, captain. 520 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,715 Hello again, my subjects. 521 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:07,755 Your old pal King Joker the First here, with a very special offer. 522 00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:13,632 I know how much you all love me, so I'm going to let you throw me a parade. 523 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:16,758 And the theme is me. 524 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:22,677 Tomorrow night, I want to see Joker balloons, Joker costumes, Joker floats. 525 00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:28,836 We 're going to show the entire world how great Jokertown is. 526 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,838 I want results in two hours. 527 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:38,832 -Arrow? -Let me say that Clayface... 528 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,395 ...sucks up more particulates than a vacuum cleaner. 529 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,233 Other than average dirt and grime, here's the headline: 530 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:49,030 Higher-than-average concentration of mineral salts, mollusk shells and coralline algae. 531 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,838 Mineral salts are sea spray. 532 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,356 Shells and algae are biological components that make up sand. 533 00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,028 That puts them somewhere on the coastline. 534 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:58,918 Good. Red Robin? 535 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,792 The Inca Rose Gem is an energy conductor. He's probably using it... 536 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,714 ...to boost the transmission signal, but the source would have to be centralized. 537 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:08,274 Better. Nightwing? 538 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,555 [CELL PHONE BEEPS] 539 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,029 -What is that thing? -|t's called a cell phone. 540 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:15,118 People used to use it to listen to music and talk to friends. 541 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,589 -Oh, old-school. -And? 542 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,038 And on every Joker dispatch, there's a slight reoccurring noise. I've isolated it. 543 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,955 [BELL TOLLING] 544 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:27,032 What is that? A church bell? 545 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:28,679 It's a navigational buoy. 546 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,108 They surround the docks. 547 00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,953 Okay. This is the Joker's cycle. 548 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,998 I knew the gorilla looked familiar, I just couldn't place it. 549 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:42,030 It's made of parts from a ride condemned a long time ago that used to be here. 550 00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:46,159 The abandoned fairgrounds on the old Gotham pier. 551 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,637 JOKER: Dummies. Dopes. Amateurs. 552 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,314 I am shooting a viral video here. 553 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:56,152 This is supposed to be reality. 554 00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:58,231 Cinema verite. 555 00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:00,630 And you four are stinking up the joint. 556 00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:01,835 It's not my fault. 557 00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,712 He doesn't understand English. 558 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,639 Grundy not used to pressures of fame. 559 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,515 Well, the industry isn't for everyone. 560 00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:12,518 Me? Please. 561 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:17,396 You're chewing scenery so fast, I'm amazed we have any left standing, Fatface. 562 00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:20,831 Hey, unfair. The camera adds 10 pounds. 563 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:23,673 Yes? How many cameras are on you? Ten? 564 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,513 -Ho-ho-ho. That is it. -Bring it, Claybrains. 565 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:29,831 You gotta be kidding me. 566 00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:33,357 Hey, enough! 567 00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:35,955 Save it for the video. 568 00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,470 Keep practicing. I'll be back. 569 00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:07,555 [COUGHING] 570 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:13,312 There. The Ferris wheel. 571 00:41:13,720 --> 00:41:16,473 [SCREAMING] 572 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,355 Whoa. That's some temper. 573 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,671 SCARECROW: Those other heroes are skulking around here somewhere, I can tell. 574 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:27,513 Search every inch of this place. Find them. 575 00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:35,718 [GROANS] 576 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:41,712 CLAYFACE: Hello? 577 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,996 Anyone in here? 578 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,237 Come out, old chum. It's only me. Batman. 579 00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,399 Ah, you're over here, my fellow heroes. 580 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,630 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 581 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,155 I'll be back with help. 582 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,439 [MUFFLED GRUNTING NEARBY] 583 00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:29,918 I can hear you, old friend. 584 00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:32,470 Ah, forget it. 585 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:36,715 [GRUNTS] 586 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,915 Behind you. 587 00:42:38,080 --> 00:42:41,516 You ain't taking him anywhere. 588 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:45,115 We'll see about that. 589 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:57,839 [SLOW MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 590 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,195 [SCREAMING] 591 00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,597 Anybody ever tell you that you have a big mouth? 592 00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,274 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 593 00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:27,829 Don't do anything stupid. 594 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:36,875 Good night, old friend. 595 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,316 Go ahead and leg it, coward. 596 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,596 I'll find you. 597 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:51,717 SCARECROW [OVER SPEAKERS]: Welcome, Nightwing. 598 00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:55,475 You know, if my research has taught me anything... 599 00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,918 ...it's that there are so many possibilities. 600 00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:06,509 And yet, in the end, it all comes down to us confronting ourselves. 601 00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,396 I'm not afraid of you. 602 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,357 Are you talking to me? 603 00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:15,159 Or the man in the mirror? 604 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,075 [GRUNTS] 605 00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:22,399 Uh-oh. 606 00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,599 Looks like seven years of bad luck. 607 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,672 [COUGHING] 608 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,758 [CHUCKLES] 609 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,075 [GRUNTS] 610 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,999 Ah. That's some bad luck there. 611 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:49,759 [GROANS] 612 00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,593 -Quick, you have to get me out of here. -No, he's lying. 613 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:56,115 It's me you have to get out of here. 614 00:44:57,240 --> 00:45:00,915 -Stop it. You're not me. -You stop it. I'm the real Gogo. 615 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:03,158 Well, can't you do something? 616 00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:07,237 Look, one of you is Gogo and one of you is Clayface. 617 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,675 -He's Clayface. -He's Clayface. 618 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,877 How do you kill the flamethrower zombie boss in "Armageddon Days 4"? 619 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:24,995 -With the sniper rifle. -Sniper rifle. I knew that. 620 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,632 I'll pound you into mush. 621 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:33,989 Huh? 622 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,718 [BELCHES] 623 00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:37,719 [CLAYFACE GROANS] 624 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,277 I don't feel so good. 625 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:41,475 [GROANS] 626 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,912 So how do you get across the minefield in level nine, then? 627 00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,914 Are you serious? You trade your explosive munitions for the map in the canteen. 628 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,719 Of course you do. 629 00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,030 [GRUNTING] 630 00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:08,239 Huh? 631 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:12,878 [GRUNTS] 632 00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:23,679 [THUDDING] 633 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,713 This won't stop me. 634 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,948 Grundy coming for you, Batman. 635 00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:45,034 Lights out, Grundy. 636 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,596 [SCREAMING] 637 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,556 [GROANS] 638 00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:03,674 SILVER BANSHEE: Come on out, archer. 639 00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:05,917 I won't hurt you. 640 00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,672 Much. 641 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,473 Think, Oliver, think. 642 00:47:10,680 --> 00:47:12,989 You can't throw arrows at her. 643 00:47:19,880 --> 00:47:22,440 You can't hide from me. 644 00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,431 Good thing I'm not. 645 00:47:28,240 --> 00:47:31,198 Ha-ha-ha. This is almost too easy. 646 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,675 [GRUNTS] 647 00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,430 Yeah. Almost. 648 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,638 [SCREAMING] 649 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,717 Here's what I realized, Banshee: You can't hit what you can't see. 650 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,472 Ha! You missed. 651 00:47:52,680 --> 00:47:54,033 [YELLS] 652 00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:57,876 Strike three. 653 00:47:58,720 --> 00:48:00,278 You're out. 654 00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,994 SCARECROW: Let's go deeper, Nightwing. 655 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:08,357 When did it start? This need to stay in control? 656 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:12,275 This discipline? As a child? 657 00:48:12,960 --> 00:48:14,359 [SIGHS] 658 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:19,756 Adult responsibilities taken on at an early age, most likely. 659 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,559 Enough. Make it stop. 660 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,518 Identity crisis, I'd wager. 661 00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:27,159 Please. 662 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,514 Because your nightmare... 663 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:34,277 ...is that you are becoming the thing you promised yourself you never would. 664 00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,237 No. 665 00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:41,596 [GRUNTING] 666 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:47,513 Scarecrow will put an end to your pain. 667 00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:50,513 What? 668 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:55,356 I conquered my fears at a very young age, Dr. Crane. 669 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:04,188 What the matter, doctor, is the Scarecrow running scared? 670 00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:06,669 Heh. Scarecrow. That's a good one. 671 00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:15,428 NIGHTWING: Tell the truth. This is your nightmare, isn't it? 672 00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:25,075 [SILVER BANSHEE GROANS] 673 00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:35,673 Back in the game, baby. 674 00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:37,956 NIGHTWING: Got one more for you. 675 00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:40,196 [SCARECROW GROANS] 676 00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:41,555 Nice work. 677 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:43,915 [MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVS NEARBY] 678 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,792 That'll be Mr. Giggles. 679 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:53,990 Be ready for anything. 680 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:56,399 Lookie here. 681 00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:00,633 Seems that a cowpoke can't even rustle up some supplies... 682 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:03,109 ...without the cavalry showing up. 683 00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,558 BATMAN: We've taken down your team. 684 00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:08,314 You can't beat us all by yourself, Joker. 685 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:12,878 See, with my virus, I control the computers in your vehicles. 686 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:15,838 So this showdown is not with me. 687 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,752 It's with them. 688 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,275 [JOKER LAUGHING] 689 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,158 Make them roadkill. 690 00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:50,839 -Nightwing. -Right. 691 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,994 [GROWLS] 692 00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:42,950 Let's get moving. Those toys won't keep them occupied forever. 693 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:47,156 We still have a world to conquer. 694 00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:50,357 [LAUGHING] 695 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:53,349 [GOGO GRUNTS] 696 00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,550 Take this and get gone. 697 00:52:00,840 --> 00:52:02,512 Freeze, Gogo Shoto. 698 00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:05,710 What about the cybernetic automaton yelling my name? 699 00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,872 I'll take care of him. Meet me at the time and place I gave you. 700 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:10,788 Get going. 701 00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:14,399 I don't wanna do this, man. 702 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,353 [GRUNTS] 703 00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:23,912 You're shooting at me, Vic? Here I thought we were friends. 704 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:27,277 I can't control it. The Joker virus is making me do it. 705 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:34,551 You're not shaking me that easy. 706 00:52:43,240 --> 00:52:45,549 [GRUNTING] 707 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,550 [WHIRRING] 708 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:27,515 [GRUNTING] 709 00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,838 [GASPS] 710 00:53:33,120 --> 00:53:35,554 I never did enjoy surfing. 711 00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,708 [TIRES SCREECHING] 712 00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,554 [GUFFAWING] 713 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,796 [ENGINE REVVING] 714 00:55:36,240 --> 00:55:39,232 Good doggie. Nice robot doggie. 715 00:55:39,560 --> 00:55:42,120 [GROWLING] 716 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,798 You can beat this. I know you can. 717 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,158 Get out of here. I'm not responsible for my action. 718 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,753 [GRUNTING] 719 00:56:12,280 --> 00:56:14,430 Maybe we can help. 720 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:17,150 You guys sure took your time showing up. 721 00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:19,358 [GRUNTS] 722 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:23,913 [YELLS] 723 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,588 Water won't stop me. 724 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:37,711 How about this? 725 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:42,118 [SCREAMING] 726 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,229 Is he going to be okay? 727 00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,949 Get him to the cave. This isn't over yet. Joker's still out there. 728 00:57:08,520 --> 00:57:13,036 Sure, Batman took my hacker, and now Gogo is gone-gone... 729 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:15,071 ...but you don't see me complaining. 730 00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,431 Nope, I've got my happy pants on... 731 00:57:18,600 --> 00:57:22,354 ...because it's time to send this baby worldwide. 732 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:27,355 Why settle for Gotham when we could rule the entire world? 733 00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:32,878 Mr. Joker, I’ll be uploaded into the transmitter in only 10 hours. 734 00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:39,117 Tonight at the parade, we create Jokerworld! 735 00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:42,033 [ALL LAUGHING] 736 00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,190 -I'm not supposed to be here. -I know. 737 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,516 Grundy runs the police force like kindergarten. 738 00:57:50,680 --> 00:57:52,716 We play games all day long to entertain him. 739 00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:56,959 The only reason I'm here at all is I'm in the middle of a round of hide-and-seek. 740 00:57:57,480 --> 00:57:59,596 We're taking Joker down at the parade tonight. 741 00:57:59,760 --> 00:58:02,228 Be ready. We're going to need your help. 742 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:04,197 You've got it. 743 00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,273 [GRUMBLES] 744 00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:10,398 GRUNDY: Found you. 745 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:11,595 [SIGHS] 746 00:58:11,760 --> 00:58:13,910 Yeah, I guess you did. 747 00:58:15,080 --> 00:58:16,115 RED ROBIN: Almost there. 748 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,874 Sorry about the blindfold, but we can't take any chances. 749 00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,555 Whoa! This place is awesome. 750 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:26,240 [WHIRRING AND BEEPING] 751 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,279 -Do you mind? -Go ahead. 752 00:58:31,360 --> 00:58:32,998 Tell him what you told me. 753 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,235 Joker's got an Al to deliver the digital laughter virus he had me build. 754 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,198 -Can you hack the AI? -No, it's a closed system. 755 00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:42,999 I can build you an interface to physically hack the Al... 756 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:48,035 -...if you can find the hard drive containing it. -But we don't know where that is. 757 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,589 This is Joker with your news flash. 758 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:55,629 Gotham City prepares for tonight's parade in honor of their beloved King Joker. 759 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,593 -I can get this off. -Hold on. That's the Channel Six News set. 760 00:58:58,800 --> 00:59:00,119 [JOKER LAUGHING] 761 00:59:00,280 --> 00:59:02,874 He's a good-looking guy, isn't he, Joker? 762 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:04,793 He sure is, Joker. 763 00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:07,793 And after tonight, the entire world will know it. 764 00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,030 What's the forecast for the evening, Joker? 765 00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:12,391 Ha-ha-ha. Looks good, Joker. 766 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:16,439 As long as we can keep the evening free of horrible flying rodents... 767 00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:19,717 ...everything will be fantastico. 768 00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:21,074 -I expect-- BATMAN: Freeze it. 769 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,589 The AI is in the control-room mainframe. 770 00:59:23,760 --> 00:59:26,797 Joker is going to try to send this virus worldwide. 771 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:28,877 Computer, magnify image and search. 772 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:38,752 With the interface, you're gonna need something else to get into the A! world. 773 00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:43,435 [MARCHING BAND DRUMMING] 774 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,676 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 775 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:53,838 Be on lookout for Batman and friends. 776 00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:58,118 If you see him, tell me and I'll use this. 777 01:00:00,960 --> 01:00:03,713 [JOKER HUMMING] 778 01:00:03,880 --> 01:00:05,108 Come on, come on. 779 01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:09,990 It's like Christmas morning, except I'm waiting for world domination. 780 01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:32,713 Ha, ha. I was wondering when you'd show up. 781 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,036 It's not going to be that easy. 782 01:00:40,200 --> 01:00:42,395 You're in my world now. 783 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:47,873 And I like things a little, ha-ha-ha, crazy. 784 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,478 I can make you Fat-man. 785 01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,279 Run, Fat-man, run. Ha-ha-ha. 786 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:08,635 [CHEERING] 787 01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:13,715 [CLEARS THROAT THEN VOCALIZES] 788 01:01:14,160 --> 01:01:16,754 [GROWLING] 789 01:01:18,400 --> 01:01:20,550 [GROWLING AND LAUGHING] 790 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:26,952 -|t's Batman. -What? Where? 791 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:34,874 [ALL GASP] 792 01:01:35,960 --> 01:01:37,791 My mistake. I thought I saw something. 793 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:45,116 There he is. 794 01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:51,795 No, no, over here. 795 01:02:06,280 --> 01:02:07,998 [ALL LAUGHING] 796 01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,916 [SHRIEKING] 797 01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,318 [GRUNTS] 798 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,595 [PTERODACTYLS SHRIEKING AND SQUAWKING] 799 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,389 [ROARS] 800 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,553 Up there. 801 01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,273 -Grundy reload. -I don't think so. 802 01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,959 [REMOTE BEEPS THEN GRUNDY YELLS] 803 01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:45,837 [MACHINES WHIRRING] 804 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:50,149 No. I boss. 805 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:53,790 [SILVER BANSHEE VOCALIZING] 806 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:56,076 MAN: Boo! 807 01:03:56,320 --> 01:03:57,639 [SCREAMING] 808 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,756 MAN: You stink! 809 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:00,955 [ALL BOOING] 810 01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,997 What? Quiet down. 811 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:05,230 [BOOING CONTINUES] 812 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:11,077 [GROANS] 813 01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:12,679 [CHEERING] 814 01:04:17,840 --> 01:04:19,592 -Boo! -Huh? 815 01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:21,557 [GRUNTS] 816 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,588 [LAUGHING] 817 01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,235 [GASPS] 818 01:04:36,400 --> 01:04:39,915 CLAYFACE: Heh. Your explosives can't hurt me. 819 01:04:40,200 --> 01:04:44,193 Explosives? No. That was fast-hardening powdered cement. 820 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,199 Wait. What? 821 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:47,958 I'll crush you. 822 01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,997 [GRUNTING] 823 01:04:50,160 --> 01:04:51,798 [CRACKLING] 824 01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:57,035 So close. 825 01:04:57,240 --> 01:04:59,435 [ALL CHEERING] 826 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,240 [ROARING] 827 01:05:10,760 --> 01:05:14,196 How are you doing, fellas? Are you good? 828 01:05:15,920 --> 01:05:20,710 Looks like your amazing B-rex has made more of me instead of less. 829 01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:22,836 [LAUGHS] 830 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:28,999 You can't win. 831 01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:32,391 You can't beat me in my own game, Batman. 832 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:33,629 Game over. 833 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:36,948 [WHIRRING] 834 01:05:37,160 --> 01:05:39,355 COMPUTER: Upload complete. 835 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,439 Who is that? She sounds lovely. 836 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,952 [LAUGHING] 837 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:53,759 [JOKER GRUNTS] 838 01:05:58,880 --> 01:06:01,872 [ROARS] 839 01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:17,235 [GRUNTING] 840 01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:19,470 [JOKER LAUGHING] 841 01:06:22,640 --> 01:06:24,596 [YELLS] 842 01:06:31,640 --> 01:06:32,993 [GRUNTS] 843 01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,833 Looks like your virus caught a virus. 844 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:38,275 Come on, that's cheating. 845 01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,988 -Cyborg. You're all right. -How did you get out? 846 01:06:55,160 --> 01:06:58,596 I don't know. All of a sudden, my hydraulics unlocked and I rebooted. 847 01:06:58,760 --> 01:07:00,432 -That's great. CYBORG: It's not. 848 01:07:00,600 --> 01:07:03,910 I'm trying to fight it, but my programming won't let me. 849 01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:07,430 -He's still being controlled. Look out. -Run! 850 01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:16,115 Ugh! 851 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:18,111 [GRUNTING] 852 01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,193 [YELLS] 853 01:07:31,440 --> 01:07:32,634 Cyborg, stop. 854 01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:35,189 You have to fight it. You're more than a machine. 855 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,312 I can't. Get clear before I-- Unh! 856 01:07:46,280 --> 01:07:49,716 Sorry to do this, buddy, but I can't let the Joker win. 857 01:07:52,280 --> 01:07:54,589 He already has. 858 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:57,594 [LAUGHING] 859 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,871 [BEEPING] 860 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,509 [GROANS] 861 01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:15,557 Too late, Batman. 862 01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,790 Wha--? No. Quit it. 863 01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:20,520 Betrayed by my own legs. 864 01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,955 What a way to go. 865 01:08:23,160 --> 01:08:26,232 At least I went down doing what I loved. 866 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:30,279 Mocking you, Batdork. 867 01:08:33,080 --> 01:08:35,036 [ROARS] 868 01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:39,955 pOKERLAUGHS] 869 01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,315 Bye-bye, boring world. 870 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:46,917 Hello, new fun JokenNorld. 871 01:08:57,720 --> 01:09:00,792 [ALARM BLARING] 872 01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,559 Huh? 873 01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:12,799 Huh? 874 01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:20,636 You've ruined everything. 875 01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:31,789 -What's going on? -I think we won. 876 01:09:31,960 --> 01:09:33,359 Everything's rebooting. 877 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:35,597 [LAUGHING] 878 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:43,069 [GRUNTING] 879 01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:59,598 [ALL CHEERING] 880 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,472 [GROANING] 881 01:10:06,360 --> 01:10:08,669 RED ROBIN: Welcome back, big guy. How you feel? 882 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:11,832 Like I'll be cleaning my hard drive for a week. 883 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:13,877 Hi, sports fans. 884 01:10:14,040 --> 01:10:17,476 You didn't really think I would transmit my digital laughing virus... 885 01:10:17,640 --> 01:10:20,950 ...from only one location, did you? Suckers. 886 01:10:21,120 --> 01:10:22,553 [LAUGHING] 887 01:10:22,720 --> 01:10:24,631 [BEEPING] 888 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:27,713 He's got another transmitter. 889 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:30,030 We've got to find it. Fast. 890 01:10:30,400 --> 01:10:34,109 But to keep you ocupado in the meantime... 891 01:10:34,280 --> 01:10:35,952 [LAUGHING] 892 01:10:38,360 --> 01:10:39,793 MAN: Look out. 893 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:43,596 This day keeps getting better. 894 01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:50,196 We're gonna need tech to take that thing down. 895 01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,396 RED ROBIN: What do you suggest? Everything's busted. 896 01:10:52,600 --> 01:10:55,398 Cyborg, keep him busy. The rest of you, follow me. 897 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,795 I know where we can get some reliable equipment. 898 01:10:57,960 --> 01:10:59,951 [ALL SCREAMING] 899 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:04,630 [LAUGHING] 900 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:21,592 [GRUNTING] 901 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:25,277 Is that all you've got, Batman? 902 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:26,634 One tin man? 903 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:29,957 This will be easier than I dreamed. 904 01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,155 Huh? 905 01:11:42,960 --> 01:11:45,315 What? Is this an antique show? 906 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:57,349 I never thought I'd say this, but thank goodness for the history museum. 907 01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:29,154 JOKER: Come on, you hunk of junk. 908 01:12:36,280 --> 01:12:38,157 [WHIRRING] 909 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:39,355 Uh-oh. 910 01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,668 Bam. 911 01:13:01,280 --> 01:13:03,271 JOKER: Gotta fly, spoilsports. 912 01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,311 See you in... 913 01:13:05,520 --> 01:13:09,195 ...three minutes, when l rule the world. 914 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:25,677 Like the suit? It's new. Ha-ha-ha! 915 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,111 Gogo, are there any other transmitters... 916 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:34,589 ...powerful enough to upload this virus worldwide? 917 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:36,279 Not that I can find, Batman. 918 01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:41,116 He would need a quantum computer. Not even. A boosted quantum computer. 919 01:13:57,160 --> 01:13:58,878 Got your back. 920 01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:01,510 GOGO [OVER RADIO]: Less than a minute, Batman. 921 01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:21,712 Cyborg's the transmitter. 922 01:14:21,880 --> 01:14:23,029 CYBORG: I'm the what now? 923 01:14:23,200 --> 01:14:25,919 BATMAN: That's why your systems unlocked before I beat the AI. 924 01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,275 Joker must have the gem attached to you somehow. 925 01:14:35,160 --> 01:14:36,388 CYBORG: You're right, it's here. 926 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:38,073 Do I just yank it out, or what? 927 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:40,236 No, no, no. You could trigger the virus. 928 01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,595 You have to connect the gem to the Joker's suit. 929 01:14:42,760 --> 01:14:44,716 The feedback should shut everything down. 930 01:14:45,040 --> 01:14:46,439 CYBORG: Where do I attach this thing? 931 01:14:46,600 --> 01:14:48,192 GOGO: You need to find the central core. 932 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:51,238 But attach it to the wrong place, and it's Jokerworld forever. 933 01:14:51,760 --> 01:14:53,796 Great. No pressure. 934 01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,312 Joker's suit is stolen military tech built by Wayne Industries. 935 01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,750 The A! must have found it when it hacked Gotham. 936 01:15:06,920 --> 01:15:10,037 Cyborg, I'm uploading the specs to your subnet. 937 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:18,352 Foul. That's holding. 938 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,795 Five-yard penalty. 939 01:15:25,840 --> 01:15:29,276 Get off me, you metallic bully. 940 01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,351 Here goes everything. 941 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:40,718 Uh-oh. 942 01:16:03,360 --> 01:16:05,999 [CHATTERING OVER RADIO] 943 01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:11,316 Thanks for nothing, Gordon. 944 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:16,349 When we played hide-and-seek, I let you win. 945 01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:24,194 I fear it's back to Arkham for us, my dear. 946 01:16:24,360 --> 01:16:27,352 SILVER BANSHEE [MUFFLED]: Don't you ever stop talking? 947 01:16:30,160 --> 01:16:33,277 Good night, Gotham City. 948 01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,232 BOY: Quick selfie? 949 01:16:36,680 --> 01:16:37,999 [CLAYFACE LAUGHING] 950 01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:50,069 Hey, sorry about grabbing you earlier. 951 01:16:50,240 --> 01:16:51,468 No worries. 952 01:16:51,640 --> 01:16:52,755 Hazard of the job. 953 01:16:52,960 --> 01:16:55,349 You got an iron grip, though. 954 01:16:56,600 --> 01:16:59,068 We combed the bay, no sign of the Joker. 955 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,708 -He'll be back. -We'll be here when he is. 956 01:17:01,880 --> 01:17:05,156 I can always count on Gotham City for a thrill. 957 01:17:09,560 --> 01:17:11,551 Ugh, stupid plan. 958 01:17:11,720 --> 01:17:13,199 Should've worked. 959 01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:15,920 I should be king of the world right now. 960 01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:17,274 Huh? 961 01:17:17,880 --> 01:17:18,995 [GRUNTING] 962 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:22,470 Oh, well, better luck next time. 963 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:24,996 Maybe I'll open a toy store. 964 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,111 Ooh, or a pizza joint. 965 01:17:27,280 --> 01:17:30,716 I could open a restaurant chain. I could call it Giggles. 966 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,233 [GUFFAWS] 967 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,391 I like the sound of that. 968 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:36,357 [CHUCKLING] 969 01:20:07,760 --> 01:20:09,751 [English - US - SDH] 68224

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