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Hey. Ready?
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Come on. Show me excited.
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Yes. Yeah, I'm
pretty excited, too.
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Today, I'm headed over to the
job fair at valley view high school
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to find some new interns.
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Want to get some fresh blood.
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Youth-anize this place.
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Hey, we doing this thing? Yeah.
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Oh, my god, Darryl. You
look like Barack Obama.
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Everybody, I'm
dating Barack Obama.
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Why are you dressed
like that? Like what?
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Like you're applying for a loan?
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Maybe he's going
to church or court.
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Figured I'd look
presentable. Yeah.
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You went a different way.
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I think you look nice.
Both: Thank you.
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Okay, here's what
we're going to do.
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I am going to instruct the kids
about management and sales.
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Oscar will be in
charge of accounfing,
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Pam will be eye candy.
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No, and also because
that is your Alma mater.
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Darryl will hire some
kids for the warehouse.
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We don't have to worry
about internships with them,
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because they definitely
ain't going to college.
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What college did
you go to, Mike?
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Let's go!
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Jim: Today, I am meeting a
potential client on the golf course
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because Ryan put
me on probation.
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You remember Ryan,
he was the temp here.
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Yeah. And it is not a good
time for me to lose my job,
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since I have some pretty big long
term plans in my personal life with Pam,
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that I'd like her parents
to be psyched about.
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So I'm about to do something very bold
at this job, that I've never done before.
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Try.
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(Jim exclaims)
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Mr. Maguire, it's
been a couple of years.
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Hey, Jim. How are
you? Nice to see you.
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Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
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My grandfather would be
spinning in his urn
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if he knew that I was out
here with a dartmouth boy.
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You take that shirt off right
now, or I will take it off for you, sir.
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I am totally and
completely kidding!
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(Laughing) Andrew
Bernard, Cornell, '95.
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Phil Maguire, dartmouth, '74.
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Got some blistees.
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Yeah, you do.
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Hit about twelve hundred balls
last night in preparation for today,
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so hands are a little tender.
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It's actually not funny at
all. It's incredibly painful.
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Yeah, let's make it interesting.
Say, 10 bucks a hole?
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Great. What are
we talking? Skins?
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Acey ducey? Bingo bango bongo?
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Sandies? Barkies?
Arnies? Wolf? What?
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I'm going to take this petty
cash that I got from Oscar
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and turn it into
next month's rent.
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Pam: So many
memories in this old gym.
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Pretending to have pms, so
I didn't have to play volleyball.
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Pretending to have pms, so I
didn't have to play basketball.
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Those were the days.
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Little over the top,
don't you think?
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Show them what
you brought, Mike.
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That's all we brought.
This is all we need.
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We'll see.
Yes, we will see, Oscar.
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We will see, because a blank sheet
of paper equals endless possibilities.
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Conceptual. All right.
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We are open for business.
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Hello.
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Andy, you're up. Let's go.
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Giddy up. Let's do this.
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And y: People assume
I'm great at golf,
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but, like everybody, I hated
golf lessons when I was a kid,
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so I used to just hang out
with the sailing club instead.
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Got my knot on.
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Damn it!
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Guys, do we have
to stay all day?
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I mean, Michael's gone.
Can't we just go?
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Yeah, and I finished
my work months ago.
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Okay, excuse me, people.
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It has come to my attention
that some of you have forgotten
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who is in charge here.
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When Michael is gone,
Jim is in charge.
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When Jim is gone,
Andy and I are in charge.
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When Andy is gone,
you answer to me.
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Okay?
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Excuse me, where do
you think you're going?
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Oh, no, no, no.
You are not leaving.
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No! Stanley, do not
walk out that door.
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If you walk out that door,
so help me, I will...
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He left.
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Last time I checked, the
American work day ends at 5:00 pm.
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You will all stay at your
desks until that time.
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Or you will suffer
the consequences.
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What consequences?
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I will tell on you.
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There is some filing,
restocking of the supply sheres,
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replacing the waterjug,
which nobody likes to do.
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We eat a lot of cake.
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Cool. (Laughing)
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Yeah, and, you know, you
basically learn how an office runs.
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Hello. Hi, can I talk
to you for a sec? So...
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Excuse me. This is
Michael, my boss. Justin.
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Hey. Remember what we talked
about in the car, on the way out?
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"Only the best
and the brightest."
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He's nice, and
he seems interested.
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He's totally wrong, Pam.
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Hey.
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How you doing? Listen, I don't
think that a handsome, funny, smart,
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funny-looking kid like
you should limit himself.
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You could do whatever you want
to do. You could be a classyjanitor
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or a cashier with dignity
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or a migraine worker.
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Maybe, for you, paper
should be more of a hobby.
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Sorry for wasting your time.
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Oh, no problem.
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And he signed. Did he put
his name on the piece of...
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Okay, that was supposed
to be a blank canvas
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on which to put
their hopes and dreams,
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and he just made it into
a stupid piece of paper.
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We need another one.
Immediately.
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Yeah, the booth
is lame without it.
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I only brought the one.
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Are you mental?
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Michael, do you remember
you specifically told me
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to only bring one
sheet of paper?
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You said it only takes one
sheet to make a difference,
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and I said, "are you sure, Michael?"
And you said, "Pam, Pam, Pam,"
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and then you sneezed in my tea, and then you
said, "don't worry, it's just allergies."
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Do you remember that? I don't.
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Okay, I'll go look
for another one.
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And that is why
I need a smart intern.
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Hey, so, how's the direct
mail business going?
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I can't complain. People
love theirjunk mail.
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Now, are you getting all
your paper from ppc or...
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You know what, Jim? I'm not really
looking to change things up right now.
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I just came out here to get
out of the office a little bit,
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so why don't we just play, okay?
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Absolutely. Will do.
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So, I guess I'll just
work on my short game.
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Hello there.
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What is this company?
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Well, it's funny that you should ask,
because it's really more than a company.
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Dunder Mifflin paper.
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Thanks.
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Okay. Damn it, Oscar.
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Yeah, I'm trying to lure
these kids into my booth,
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but kids are very wary
of being lured these days.
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Thank you, dateline.
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Thank you.
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(Phone rings)
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Extension 128.
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Hiya, pumpkin, it's creed.
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So, we're gonna
ditch this bitch. You in?
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Are you out? No.
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Pumpkin's out. Let's go, gang.
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My old art room.
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Oh, maybe it's still here.
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No, no, they must have
taken it down. Never mind.
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(Cell phone ringing)
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What do you want? Michael,
I know you're swamped.
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I just thought you should know
that everyone in the office has left,
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except for Angela and I.
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Do not worry, though. I
have taken down their names,
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and I have docked
them a personal day.
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Who cares? I'm not there, Jim's not
there. Why should they have to be there?
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So, what else is up?
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Mike?
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Thank you. What is this?
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A piece of paper. This
isn't dunder Mifflin paper.
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This is some sort
of Pendleton crap.
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Well, I think they'll
get the spirit of it.
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Pam, Pam, Pam! We're dying here.
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I want you to go back to the office,
and I want you to get the real stuff.
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I want you to get
ultra white card stock.
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Are you serious?
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Yes, and don't call me Shirley.
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Okay.
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(Groans)
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Damn it.
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(Sighs)
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You could just pick it up,
take the triple bogey.
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Yeah, I'll get it out.
Thank you. Yup.
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(Sighs)
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(Door opens)
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(Cell phone rings)
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(Exclaims)
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Oh, man. Come on, tuna.
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Hey, can't really
talk now. What's up?
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Pa m: Just checking
in. How's it going?
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You know, we'll see. We'll see.
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I just drove 20 miles
round trip back to the office
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to get Michael a single
sheet of white paper.
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So, I could've just had
them fax it to me, I guess.
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Oh, I like you.
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Talk to you later?
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Yeah. All right. Bye.
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All right.
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I'm sorry, I've got to
annoy you one more time.
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What if I bring down
shipping costs?
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You can try. Butpvelooked
at your prices.
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Even with free shipping,
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doesn't work.
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It's just... it's not
in the stars, Jim.
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Six. Yeah. All right.
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All right,
race to the next hole.
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Winner gets ten bucks.
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Wait, wait for me!
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Shortcut, shortcut.
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(Screams)
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I fell in the sand trap.
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(Beeping)
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Michael: All of these jobs suck.
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I would rather live jobless
on a beach somewhere
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off the money from
a large inheritance
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than have to work in any
one of these crap holes.
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They suck.
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Hey, game over.
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Just-in time.
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Just-in case.
What's your last name?
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Polznik. Thisjust in,
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Justin polznik.
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(Laughing)
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Justin is the ugly girl in the movie,
who takes off her glasses and she's hot.
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And you realize that she was always
hot, she was just wearing glasses,
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and that you were the blind one.
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He's the most important
thing in my life right now.
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I want you to meet
my family. Come on.
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Oscar Martinez, accountant
extraordinaire. This is Justin.
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Hey. Hi.
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This is Darryl philbin.
Isn't he big?
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And you already met her.
Pam beesly, office hottie.
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She will do you.
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(Laughs nervously)
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No, no, but she has already dated
two guys in the office that we know of,
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so this could be number three.
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You never... excuse me.
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Come here. I would
never say this to her face,
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butsheis a wonderful
person and a gifted artist.
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What? Why wouldn't
you say that to her face?
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So, what do you think?
Think these guys are nice?
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The guys I didn't bring
are even better.
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Justin, I'm willing
to commit right now.
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Would you do me the honor
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of spending the summer
with us at dunder Mifflin?
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I think you are very special.
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You didn't want me before.
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That's what you said.
247
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:15,646
No, I didn't.
248
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,149
You misconstrued. You
were kind of a jerk to me.
249
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:20,526
And I'm going to go now.
250
00:14:20,610 --> 00:14:22,236
Why don't... hey.
251
00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,263
Angela: Bless you.
252
00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:52,350
Thank you.
253
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:04,028
Okay, Jim, you owe me $120.
And, Phil, you owe me $230.
254
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,324
Let's open a tab, because you and
me are going to be playing more often.
255
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,076
Countmein nope.
256
00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,786
All right.
257
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:15,998
Okay, you had some fun,
and I think I paid for it.
258
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,377
So let me just get
my last shot in there.
259
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:20,854
Is there anything
you can do for me?
260
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,046
I'll tell you what.
261
00:15:22,130 --> 00:15:26,217
My fiscal year ends in
two months. Let's talk then.
262
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,593
Sound good? Absolutely.
263
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,430
Good playing with
you guys. Right on.
264
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,519
Jim: You know, it's a tough thing,
seeing a grown man take six shots
265
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:40,898
to get out of the sand trap, but I
had to give Phil credit for not quitting.
266
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,775
Which is what I told him.
267
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,902
I also told him that
I don't quit, either.
268
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:48,739
And I'd call him every single
day until he gave me his business.
269
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:53,578
Which he then did, after fifteen
minutes of me blocking his car.
270
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,289
So I am now his paper supplier.
271
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:02,044
And I shot a 102 today,
so I'm feeling pretty good.
272
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,715
The job fair will
be closing in five minutes.
273
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,593
Eighth period will
commence as scheduled.
274
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,429
Hold down the fort,
I have to do something.
275
00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:25,568
Excuse me. If you can hear me,
276
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:28,905
I would like you to look
around at all these companies
277
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:33,993
and know that none of them
are good enough for you.
278
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,662
H&r block? Come on.
279
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:39,707
I mean, I don't even
know what they do.
280
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:43,920
Frank Regan funeral home?
Too much formaldehyde.
281
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,546
The air force?
282
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,674
Air force is cool.
283
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:54,222
The refreshments? Bush league,
you know? That's not what you want.
284
00:16:55,306 --> 00:17:01,854
Dunder... okay, lsee security is coming, so
I just want to say, come to dunder Mifflin.
285
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,148
Dunder Mifflin,
a great place to work.
286
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,443
Anybody? Show of hands, anybody
want to intern at dunder Mifflin?
287
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:11,531
We do not offer college credit,
we cannot give you any sort ofpay,
288
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:14,075
but it is a really fun
work environment.
289
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:17,578
Anybody? Show of hands.
290
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,624
Damn it. Okay.
291
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:26,963
I'm going to wrap it up here.
Thank you for your time.
292
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:28,839
And drive safe!
293
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:52,738
Thank you. You're welcome.
294
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,005
Andy: You realize
you are taking out.
295
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,884
I can't... beers?
296
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,262
You closed it? I closed it.
297
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,763
Yes!
298
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,125
Congratulations to you, sir.
299
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,793
Thank you, thank you
very much. I appreciate it.
300
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,194
Vvehdone. Iwcejob thank you.
301
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,322
You know what? Screw this.
302
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,657
(Guys exclaiming)
303
00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:40,620
(Both imitating porn music)
304
00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,288
Michael: Today,
I did something stupid.
305
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:45,541
I questioned myself, and
I will never do that again.
306
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,501
Because I look at somebody
like Jim Halpert,
307
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:51,088
and I think that guy could
do anything he wants to do.
308
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:53,507
He could do anything,
309
00:18:53,591 --> 00:18:57,428
and he chooses to work
here selling paper.
310
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,306
Just like me.
311
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,893
Yeah. Kiss her. Kiss her good.
312
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:16,739
Hello.
313
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:19,575
I was just wondering, what
kind ofjobs do you guys have?
314
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,160
Are you interested
in graphic design?
315
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,620
Yeah.
316
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:24,723
Can I fill out an application?
317
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,833
Oh, absqutely.
Here, take a seat.
318
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,604
I should let you know right away
that this is just an entry-level job.
319
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:33,673
It's really basic. We're
looking for, like, a self starter,
320
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:35,299
someone who can meet deadlines
321
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:36,860
and pretty much just
go the extra mile,
322
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,094
I guess. Icandothat
323
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:41,389
great, and, obviously, we're looking
for someone who knows Photoshop,
324
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:47,103
and dreamweaver, corel painter,
illustrator, after effects, all the basics.
325
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,522
I don't know any of those.
326
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:51,732
It's actually not
super complicated.
327
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:55,611
I mean, I'm sure there's some sort
of adult education classes in the area.
328
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,072
But ifyou're really serious
about graphic design,
329
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,716
I would think about
New York or Philadelphia.
330
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,159
They've got amazing programs
out there for design.
331
00:20:02,243 --> 00:20:03,369
New York or Philadelphia.
332
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:04,870
Yeah.
333
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,957
All right. Cool.
Well, thanks. Sure.
334
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,917
Andlfllook intothose. Youshoum.
335
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:11,460
New York or
Philadelphia? Absolutely.
336
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,729
Okay. That's
where the action is.
337
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:13,921
Thanks.
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