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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,529 --> 00:00:17,017 ♪♪ 2 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:19,541 -Welcome to detention. 3 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,456 You're 10 minutes late. 4 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,632 -What are you gonna do? Give us detention? 5 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:24,937 -No, I'm gonna give you something called 6 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,156 "more detention"! 7 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:28,376 Sit down! 8 00:00:28,506 --> 00:00:30,769 All right. No talking. 9 00:00:30,900 --> 00:00:34,164 No texting. No devices. 10 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:37,646 No sexting. No ghosting. 11 00:00:37,776 --> 00:00:39,213 No re-tweets. 12 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,258 If I hear one re-tweeting... 13 00:00:45,306 --> 00:00:46,829 This is a time for penance. 14 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:50,093 -Did you just say, "This is a time for penis"? 15 00:00:51,616 --> 00:00:52,965 -You just bought yourself another week. 16 00:00:53,096 --> 00:00:55,055 [ Laughs ] 17 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:57,100 Welcome to Hell. 18 00:00:57,231 --> 00:00:59,015 -Great joke. Totally worth it. 19 00:01:02,975 --> 00:01:04,586 -I'm sorry about last night. 20 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,066 -Can you please be quiet? 21 00:01:06,196 --> 00:01:07,893 We're in detention because of you. 22 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,939 -What about your boyfriend? 23 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,897 -He's not my boyfriend anymore. 24 00:01:12,028 --> 00:01:13,812 -Really? Uh... 25 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:17,512 that's...that's, uh, too bad. 26 00:01:17,642 --> 00:01:19,079 -No, it's not. 27 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,819 I'm done with destructive assholes. 28 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,517 -That's great. 29 00:01:22,647 --> 00:01:24,736 -When I say "destructive assholes," that includes you. 30 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:26,347 -What? 31 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:29,437 -You, Ethan, Charlie, you're all the same. Grow up. 32 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:32,962 -Hey, Dana? There was a monster. 33 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:35,486 A hairy ball with, like, 1,000 teeth. 34 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,706 He knows it, he saw it. 35 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,109 Don't. 36 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:56,551 [ Tires screech ] 37 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:59,249 -Wait here. -What are you talking about? 38 00:01:59,380 --> 00:02:00,903 I'm going in there with you to get my son. 39 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,774 -Trust me, it is not safe. 40 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:04,602 -Oh, you do care about me. 41 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,524 Wait, are you crazy? 42 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,352 You can't bring that thing into a school. 43 00:02:15,483 --> 00:02:17,528 -Then, what am I supposed to use? 44 00:02:17,659 --> 00:02:27,582 ♪♪ 45 00:02:27,712 --> 00:02:29,018 -Oh, hey, hey. 46 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,933 Deliveries are around the back. 47 00:02:35,764 --> 00:02:37,157 What the fuck? 48 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,810 -This is a terrible body. 49 00:02:38,941 --> 00:02:48,777 ♪♪ 50 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,171 -[ Growling ] 51 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:53,521 -So, you guys trashed my den 52 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:55,349 to make this stupid flip-phone video? 53 00:02:55,479 --> 00:02:58,874 -No, Dana, that's a real monster. 54 00:02:59,004 --> 00:03:00,441 -You're the monster, dumbass. 55 00:03:00,571 --> 00:03:02,269 -Screw you, dude. I have it on my phone. 56 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,401 -Buddy, that thing's still got an antenna. 57 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,142 -And what about Penelope? 58 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:08,100 Chris, trashing my party is one thing, 59 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:11,452 but roofying a girl's drink, that's criminal. 60 00:03:11,582 --> 00:03:13,889 -Dana, I didn't do any of that. 61 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:15,456 -Please don't talk to me again. 62 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:21,157 -Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! 63 00:03:21,288 --> 00:03:23,855 Is Mr. Weber working for a delivery service now? 64 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:33,169 ♪♪ 65 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,736 -Christopher Stewart? 66 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:35,998 -Yeah? 67 00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,347 -You must die. 68 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:41,438 -Ah! Ha! 69 00:03:41,569 --> 00:03:43,788 -Let's get the hell out of here, man! 70 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:45,137 -You said he was lying! 71 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,530 You said there were no hairy balls! 72 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:47,575 -Come on! 73 00:03:47,705 --> 00:03:50,621 -[ Groaning ] 74 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:56,105 ♪♪ 75 00:03:56,236 --> 00:04:01,589 ♪♪ 76 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:03,286 -[ Laughs ] 77 00:04:03,417 --> 00:04:04,940 Oh! 78 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:13,122 ♪♪ 79 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:24,176 ♪♪ 80 00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,961 -Run! Go! Go! 81 00:04:26,091 --> 00:04:27,789 Go! 82 00:04:27,919 --> 00:04:37,320 ♪♪ 83 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:46,764 ♪♪ 84 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:53,380 ♪♪ 85 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:55,295 -[ Laughing ] 86 00:04:57,993 --> 00:04:59,386 -What the hell are those things?! 87 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,823 -What the fuck is wrong with Mr. Weber?! 88 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,346 Whoa! 89 00:05:03,477 --> 00:05:06,654 -There's no way out. -Oh, shit, guys? 90 00:05:06,784 --> 00:05:08,743 -The window. -Well, can we fit? 91 00:05:08,873 --> 00:05:10,571 -I got this! 92 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:14,792 -Yo, yo, yo. 93 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:20,276 ♪♪ 94 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,582 -You first, come on! 95 00:05:21,712 --> 00:05:23,018 -What about Christopher and Charlie? 96 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,454 -Yeah, I'll help 'em. Just go! 97 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,238 -[ Growling ] 98 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,547 -Here. Take my hand. 99 00:05:30,678 --> 00:05:32,549 -Mom? 100 00:05:32,680 --> 00:05:35,422 -I'm here, Pork Chop. 101 00:05:35,552 --> 00:05:36,814 That's it. 102 00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,469 -See you around, suckers. 103 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:41,079 -No! You have to help them! 104 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:42,516 -There's no way my son will get through this 105 00:05:42,646 --> 00:05:45,257 without a boost. 106 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:46,998 -Fine. Fine! 107 00:05:47,129 --> 00:05:49,087 Fuck! Come on! 108 00:05:53,178 --> 00:05:54,919 Hurry! 109 00:05:59,924 --> 00:06:02,710 Jesus! 110 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:05,234 -Ethan, push! -Keep pulling! 111 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:08,498 Ah, fuck! 112 00:06:08,629 --> 00:06:10,848 Ah, what the fuck?! 113 00:06:10,979 --> 00:06:12,807 [ Screaming ] 114 00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:14,765 -No! 115 00:06:27,996 --> 00:06:31,086 -Mom? Mom, wake up! 116 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:42,402 -Chris! -Dude! 117 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:46,928 -[ Groaning ] 118 00:06:47,058 --> 00:06:55,197 ♪♪ 119 00:06:55,327 --> 00:06:57,808 -Mom! Mom, wake up! 120 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:00,158 Where are you taking us?! 121 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:12,780 ♪♪ 122 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:22,790 ♪♪ 123 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:32,930 ♪♪ 7481

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