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[ Shower turns off ]
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-[ Screams ]
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[ Telephone ringing ]
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-[ Crunching, munching ]
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[ Gulping ]
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Mm. Mm.
-Christopher?!
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-Coming!
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-Come on, Pork Chop!
Breakfast is ready!
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There you go, Uncle Murray.
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-Pancakes.
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Again.
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-Morning, Uncle Murray.
Mom.
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-There's your breakfast.
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-Wait. That's it?
I'm gonna be hungry.
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-You're always hungry.
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So, hurry up and eat or you're
gonna be hungry and late.
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-Late for what?
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-Life, boy.
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-Nothing ever happens
around here.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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-What up, homey?
-Dude!
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Can I get a bite of that?
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-Whoa.
You can't have any of mine.
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But...
you could have this.
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Oh!
Oh!
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-You're a true friend.
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-Well, what can I say?
I know how you are.
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-We want the Crites.
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-Where is
19876 Wallace Avenue,
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Livingston, Iowa?
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-Crikey, mate.
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You're a long way
from Livingston.
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[ Beeps ]
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-I've acquired the Crite signal.
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Their ship has entered
the planet's atmosphere.
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-How much farther?
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-10,000 miles.
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-Run faster.
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-Would you rather
get hit by a bus
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or choked out by a clown?
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-Choked out by a clown.
-What?!
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-Yeah.
-You've gotta be kidding me.
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Why do dogs always stare at you
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when they're going
to the bathroom?
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-'Cause they don't have phones?
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-Makes sense.
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Oh!
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Oh.
Dude?
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Boom.
You were born for this.
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Come on, dude.
-Forget it.
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I'm not signing up for a hot dog
eating contest.
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-But you eat crazy-fast.
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Besides, first place,
that's 500 bucks.
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We could finally be ballin'.
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Chris, no.
-Please?
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-Forget it.
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We're gonna be late
for first period
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and I can't get
another late slip, dude.
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-It's Thursday.
-Okay.
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-Dana will be
at the animal shelter in, like,
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you know, exactly 10 minutes.
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If we leave now,
we could say hello.
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-You're not gonna say hello.
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-Yes, I will.
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It'll be different this time.
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-I'm going to class.
-Fine!
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I'll sign up for the hot dog
eating contest!
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-Deal.
Let's go creep on Dana.
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-It's not creeping.
-Oh?
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-Me and Dana were
like this in elementary school.
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-And then she grew boobs.
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And then you grew boobs.
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But, hey, why let
that stop you now?
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-Thanks for reminding me!
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-[ Sniffing ]
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[ Dogs barking ]
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-Would you rather have
hot dogs for fingers
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or Cap'n Crunch for teeth?
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-Well, if the Cap'n Crunch
for teeth is permanent,
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milk would taste
so much better, every time.
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-But you couldn't floss, ever.
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-I don't floss now.
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-True.
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Here's why I would have
hot dogs for fingers.
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Ketchup.
Barbecue sauce.
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-You're just gonna
suck on barbecue sauce
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like a freak
for the rest of your life?
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-That's the plan.
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-[ Screaming ]
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-What's wrong?
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-Don't look, Christopher.
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I know you.
You can't handle it.
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-I'm sure whatever it is I --
I can handle it.
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[ Screams ]
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Sorry. Uh...
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Yeah. I can handle this.
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-Holy shit.
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I thought this was a no-kill
animal shelter.
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-This is horrible.
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